So, we've been called out to a possible B and E.
Breaking and Entering.
Not B and B, that's a Bed and Breakfast,
which is not technically a crime.
A couple have come home from their holiday, and believe
someone might be inside.
- Finally. - Hello. Good evening.
Hi. Good evening. Hey.
We, I turned the lights out and locked all the doors and windows before we left.
- Ah, ha. Yep. - Our home is being violated.
OK. Have you seen any signs of a, of a break in?
Someone is in there. We heard them.
Well, just because you hear something doesn't mean it's real.
I mean, I heard if you put your phone into a microwave,
it recharges it.
But.
Look at the state of that.
- Is that an iPhone 12? - iPhone 4.
- Hey, guys. - iPhone 4?
- Was it insured? - Why are you talking about a phone?
There is something in there.
(THUMPING)
That is quite unusual. We'll go and, we'll go check it out now.
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So the property owners have said there's no sign of a forced entry,
but a big part of our job is what you don't see.
So, it's fifty percent deduction, fifty percent negotiation.
And twenty percent perspiration.
I already did, I've already done a hundred percent.
- You could have saved some for me. - Too late.
- Well what about negotiation? - New Zealand Police.
- Are you going to come peacefully? - (THUMP!)
I guess not.
Ah. Oh. Oh.
Are you OK?
Ah. Oh.
Got a dead arm.
- I don't think it's gonna work. - Calling for backup.
That's not working either.
- Do you want the keys? - Yes, please.
There we go.
Good catch.
That's the car key.
It was actually already open.
It's the Police. Coming in.
- Something doesn't feel right. - Yeah.
It seems like more than a standard break in.
O'Leary. Look at this.
What is it?
Sardines and whipped cream.
Who would eat that?
- Minogue, look. - Blood.
With that amount of blood loss, we're certainly looking at,
ah, loss of life.
- What are you doing? - Tomato sauce.
I mean, anyone that loses that amount of tomato sauce isn't going to be happy.
(THUMP!)
Come on. It's upstairs.
- Shh. - Shh. Quietly.
OK. You ready?
Three, two, one.
- Police. - Coming in.
- (CREAK!) - What was that?
- (CREAK!) - Keep looking.
- Was that you? - No!
Something is in here. I think it's a ghost.
- What? - (DOOR SHUTS)
I've trapped it in here.
You've, you've trapped it in here with us.
I was acting on instinct.
Wait. Wait. Wait.
Hey, shh, shh.
Ha!
(CLATTER: GLASS BREAKS)
- Pursuing on foot! - Copy that.
- Get the door. - It's locked.
We're currently pursuing a suspect who may or may not, be a ghost,
but is, ah, definitely invisible.
- I mean, we think we're pursuing it. - Go. Go!
- Quick. - Corner it.
Don't. Stay there! Stay there.
Whoa!
This way. This way.
- It's gone over the fence. - Over the fence.
Pursuing on foot.
- I'll help you. - Yeah. Push.
Ah, you've got my foot stuck in the fence.
Go. Go.
- Coming over, O'Leary. - Go and get the car.
Get the car.
I'll get the car.
Excuse me, sir. Excuse me. Sorry.
Did you see an invisible man just walk past here?
No. I didn't see anything, mate.
- What. - (CLATTER)
Stay back. Stay back.
(GROWLING)
Ah. Got you! You're cornered. Nowhere to go.
- Who? Me? - What?
- Me? - No.
- Oh. Righto.
Not the taser. That's the last line of defence, Minogue.
- Huh? - Ah, no!
- (SNARLING) - O'Leary! I got it!
I actually got it.
- Huh! - (BOTH GRUNT: GASP)
Minogue.
I've got it, O'Leary. I've got it.
Hold on tight, Minogue. OK?
- Don't let go. Oh. - It's got me, O'Leary. It's got me.
OK. Ah, just hold onto the taser. Don't stop holding the taser.
It's got both of us! It's got both of us!
Just hold on. That's what I'm saying, otherwise it's a disaster.
The tables have turned.
- Hold onto it! Hold onto it! - I've got its legs.
- I've got it. - Get it. Get it. Get it!
(SNARLING)
What? Help!
Ah.
Get in the car.
OK. You've got the right to remain silent.
Does he have the right to remain invisible?
You know the rules better than me, O'Leary.
- He's certainly remaining invisible. - (GROWL!)
Hey. Whoa.
- If you just please... - Pretty handsy, this one.
- refrain from kicking the back of my seat, please.
(LAUGHS)
- What's, what's he doing? - That tickles.
- Hey, Sarge. - Yes?
Um, there's, there's nothing to see here.
Alright, then I'll go back to what I was doing.
Oh, I. No, no. Sorry, Sarge.
Um, there's nothing to see,
because our, our suspect is actually invisible.
(SNARL!)
- Invisible? - Yeah.
(SNARL!)
I see.
- Ah. Or, or I don't see. - Mmm.
Amazing. Ah, ah, OK.
I'm gonna need a full report from you.
Ah, Minogue, you go and process this suspect, ah, as per usual.
Ah, invisible or not, they've still got rights.
Copy that, Sarge. Come on, mate.
Ah, we're here at the Processing Room.
I will take their fingerprints and their mugshot, ah,
and also a swab, ah, preferably oral.
- He's quite strong. - (GROWL!)
- And he's now refusing to cooperate. - (SNARL!)
Come on, mate. If you just...
The next step in the process is to get the individual's photo.
Which is then stored on a national database.
Ah, we'll just ask you again, ah, no pulling any faces and no smiling.
Um, three, two, one.
Say, "cheese".
That felt like a good one.
So the next step in the process is to take the individual
to the Interrogation Room, ah, which can sound quite scary,
but it's really more of a, a conversation pit, ah,
where we take suspects, and force them to tell us everything they know.
Ah, what we could be dealing with here is maybe some kind
of experiment gone wrong, or a visitor from another dimension,
ah, an invisible dimension, if you will.
Regardless, we still need to see who's in the hot seat.
That's right. And obviously, ah, body language is a very big part
of interviewing suspects.
Correct.
That is why I have authorised the use of our thermal vision goggles.
Oh. You're giving off a lot of heat, Sarge.
Ah, thank you, Parker. How about you look at the suspect?
Oh, yeah.
Oh, Sarge. Oh, no. This isn't good, Sarge.
What is it, Parker?
It's not a man.
- Is it a lady? - (GROANS)
Ah, this may not be human.
Ahhhhh! Ahhhhh!
Minogue, you might want to uncuff yourself from the suspect right now.
Now Code Red. Red, very Red.
Ah, it would seem that we have some kind of invisible monster
in our custody, but we don't know exactly where it is.
We would be using the goggles, but they're currently charging.
Yeah. So the, ah, the batteries have actually run out because somebody
took them, ah, home for personal use, over the weekend.
I don't think it's in here.
I mean, we have actually, lost track of suspects before,
but it's very unusual for it to happen whilst in custody and in a locked room.
Hey, guys. It's really hot in here actually, quite stuffy.
I might just get some fresh air in. So.
- Don't open the door! - Don't do that!
(SNARLING)
I think it escaped.
Really?
So we're currently using the thermal goggles, whilst on charge,
by using this extension cord.
Ah. Oh.
Oh, I just tripped over the cord. Oh.
Ah, actually the number one trip hazard in the workplace
is extension cords.
So be careful out there.
I can see something, O'Leary. In pursuit.
- There's a wall there. - I know that.
The suspect is rotating and pulsing on the spot on the other side.
Everybody back. This is a safety issue. Everybody move back.
- I'm going in. - OK. Go in.
In pursuit of the suspect for breaking and entering,
escaping custody and failure to appear.
- Giving him slack. - We're losing visuals.
- Oh, no. What is it, Minogue? - Ahhh!
Coming in. In pursuit.
In pursuit. In pursuit.
- Uh. - What is that?
That is foul.
Congratulations, Minogue.
You've just found my breakfast burrito.
It's dinnertime.
I'm pretty sure this is as far as I can go, anyway.
With the suspect on the loose, we've decided to evacuate the station.
Um, we have had to abandon the thermal goggles,
as the extension cord couldn't actually
fit around the entire station.
I still reckon it'll reach if we use the cable from the printer.
Oh, no. We can't do that.
Last time we unplugged the printer, it took me all day to reinstall the driver.
Driver.
And then it kept telling me to replace cyan.
Whenever there's an error with the printer,
I just leave it for the next person to deal with.
Have you guys finished talking about the, ah, printer?
So what we're gonna have to do now is probably just wait for the,
ah, thermal goggles to recharge.
- And then. - Actually, I've got an idea.
We can't see it, but we can hear it.
It might be invisible, but it still makes sound.
Mmm.
So, I reckon if we all stay very, very quiet and turn the lights off,
we might be able to even out the playing field.
Good idea, Sarge.
- Hi. - Shh.
(JOLLY TUNE PLAYS ON PHONE)
Oh.
Ah. Hi, Mum.
- Parker. - Hang on. What's in the foyer?
We're in stealth mode, Parker. Get off the phone.
Mum. Sorry, we're in stealth mode, I'd better go.
OK. Bye. Love you too. Bye.
(GROWL!)
O'Leary, can you please tell me how much charge is left
on those goggles?
Ah, I've got one, two, maybe three bars.
Guys, sorry. Excuse me. Excuse me. Excuse me.
- Sorry. Excuse me. - (GROWLING)
(PANTS)
Can you see my security...
Ahhhh! (SCREAMS)
Go. Go. Go.
(GROWLING: SCREAMING)
Lock the door! Lock the door! Ahh!
Get it, O'Leary. Get it.
Stronger than it looks, O'Leary!
(ALL GRUNT: GROAN)
I've got you on three counts of assault against an officer.
- (THWACK!) - Four now.
What?
(SNARLING)
- O'Leary! - What?
You want a piece of me? Hey. Jujitsu.
(GROANS)
Don't answer it.
(GASPS)
(SNARLING)
We're just trying to detain the suspect at the moment,
and I think we're giving it our best shot.
Um, ultimately it's a very tricky situation.
Um, but.
Hey, guys. It's escaping.
You are not authorised to use that keycard.
Ahh! Emergency lockdown! Uh!
(SNARLING)
I just think I threw up a little bit.
- This thing is massive.
- It's hideous. - I think it's escaped.
We're currently using the thermal goggles
because the suspect did actually escape
Disappointing result. It's not always better work stories.
I can see a whole bunch of thermal stuff on the ground.
It must be the monster's blood.
Oh. It reeks.
Look. That has to be its blood.
And it's leaving a trail.
Come on. Let's go.
Sarge, we have a lead.
We're leaving HQ in pursuit of an invisible assailant. Over.
Roger that.
What should we do with this, Sarge?
Well, ah, it's evidence, Parker.
Just, just put it in the evidence locker.
Ew.
Oh. Oh, God. It stinks.
Oh.
I'm in charge, oh.
I'm in charge of the evidence locker.
A lot of the other, ah, Police Officers don't think that
evidence is very important, but it is.
We once had a Gstring that led to the arrest of a very prominent, oh. Oh.
Ooh. Uh!
I've got some blood on me.
Oh. Smells like chicken.
Ooh. Calm down. Ugh!
(GROANS)
Thought it was my turn to wear the goggles.
It was, but this is a pursuit scenario.
Can't see any blood ahead. Can you see anything on the monitor?
I should at least be the one driving.
Ha! Hey, look. I got you. Ha. I got it! Damnit.
Dammit!
What? What is it?
Oh, Sarge.
- Yes. What is it, Parker? - Oh.
I took the, tentacle to the evidence locker, like you asked.
OK. Good. Dismissed.
Yeah. Um...
I just think I've got a responsibility to,
bring to your attention that.
I think I accidentally spilt some of its blood
on my hand, because.
Wow. That.
This means that the creature's blood is polymorphic.
- Yeah. That's what I thought too. - Yeah.
That would have been really handy during stealth mode.
That would have been really handy.
Come in, Sarge.
Ah, yeah. Go, O'Leary.
Yeah, look. It's the goggles.
They're just, they keep running out of batteries.
Have we got a car charger for it? Over.
Ah, that is a negative, O'Leary.
Ah, come back to base and we'll, we'll figure out the next step.
- Over. - Ah, copy that.
Over.
Thank you for bringing that to my attention, Parker.
Ah, we should figure out a way to contain this.
We don't want you going any more invisible.
Do you have a glove or something you can wear, in the meantime,
Parker?
I've just got my driving gloves.
- Driving gloves? - Lamb's leather.
I've had Parker, ah, analyse the thermal imaging footage,
and get a sketch artist to create a composite
of what the creature might look like.
- Here you go, Sarge. - Thank you, Parker.
Ah, just so you know, guys.
Parker here has gone completely invisible.
Are you out of uniform, Parker?
No, Sarge.
Are you naked?
Yes, Sarge.
I took it off because I was like,
I wonder if the invisibility has affected my entire body.
Plus it's really warm in here, and I just thought, you know,
being invisible no one will know.
- It's actually quite liberating. - I don't care.
Go get your uniform back on.
Can't find it. It's invisible.
That's unacceptable, Parker. Dismissed.
- Oh. Oh. Don't touch my face. - Look out.
Shut the door please.
Thank you.
Right.
(PUFFING)
I know you're still in here, Parker. I can hear you breathing.
- Sorry, Sarge. - Go.
Now please.
Yes, sir.
I've handed these out to all the available officers on duty.
Told them if they feel anything like this, they're to report it in.
- I've seen this before. - Have you really?
Well, now that, maybe not, actually.
I was gonna say, because if you'd seen that,
you would have mentioned it to me.
Ah, looks familiar, OK? To some extent.
- That look familiar? - Yes. Well, just the image.
But to be honest guys, I don't fancy our chances
of finding this creature.
We failed.
Yeah.
I think, perhaps, for the first time ever.
- No. No, I take offence at that. - Mmm, no.
We've failed heaps.
- Heaps and heaps. - Well, not heaps.
I mean, but there's been some, you know, some pretty tough cases
that haven't worked, panned out, you know,
- I mean, despite our best efforts. - We've got a long list of failures.
Sometimes we haven't, they're not, it's just a list. But it is a list.
Case in point, another failure.
Sounds like excuses.
Have you at least filed a Victim's Report
from the residents at the house?
Well, no.
We got distracted by the invisible thing, and then things got out
of hand, eh?
- Yes. Busy. - It's just been a really hard night.
Can you please get out there and, ah,
and get that report done, bring it back to me?
- Yes. - Also keep an eye out for that creature there.
- The invisible one? - Yeah. As, as much as you can.
Probably won't see it.
- Does it look like that? - Ah, well.
- Or like that? - Like that. That's.
That's probably what we're looking for though.
Yeah. That's probably more accurate.
- Right. Yeah. - Mmm-hmm. OK.
- So we should still take that? - Keep an eye out for that.
- Just go. - Yep.
Just. Thank you.
(SIGHS)
- Um, just through here. - Thank you.
Well, it's designed for comfort, but it's just not,
it's not practical.
- Hello. - How's it going?
- Hi. - How are you? Good.
You wouldn't happen to have somewhere I can plug in these goggles?
Minogue. Minogue.
Look, hey. Thanks very much for your help this morning.
Um, I just, we're just here to let you know that you're,
ah, home was actually broken into by, by an invisible,
what can only be described as, as a monster.
Mmm. That's sugar-coating it.
What do you mean?
Well, it's terrifying.
- Could it come back? - Well, that's the thing.
It could be here right now, and you wouldn't even know.
Minogue, look.
Um, excuse me.
What, what's this?
Oh, that's one of our daughter's drawings.
Yeah. I can see that. What's it a drawing of?
- That's Daisy. - OK. Who's, who's, who's Daisy?
Ah, Daisy it's, our daughter's imaginary pet.
I'm sorry. What's going on here?
Um, look, I believe that the, ah, the creature that,
that broke, that was in this house was, in fact, this Daisy.
Um, and is potentially actually not imaginary.
- That's ridiculous. - Yeah. Doubt it.
(THUMPING)
That's Megan's room.
Stay down there. It might not be safe.
Ready the taser. Ready the taser.
Got it. Go. Go. Go.
Hello, Police People.
Oh.
Hello. How are you today?
Good.
Would you like some tea?
- Who made the tea? - Daisy.
Daisy?
Where's, where's Daisy?
Oh. Yes, of course. Hi, Daisy.
Because, you see, we were a bit worried that Daisy was a bit scary.
- She's really friendly. - And you're not scared at all?
Mmm, mmm.
So, anyone else here that we should say hello to?
- Stinky Barry. - Stinky Barry.
- (FART!)
- Yeah. Don't worry about that, Barry. It's OK.
Anyone else?
So, it turns out that Daisy was, in fact, more scared of us
than we were of her.
Um, but we're gonna put a tracking device on just to,
just to keep tabs.
That OK? Not too tight?
Daisy says, it's fine.
We've now confirmed that the creature is a product
of the young girl's extremely vivid imagination.
And to be honest, ah, there were no laws broken here,
because this is actually Daisy's place of residence.
Um, so the only crime committed was perhaps unlawful arrest.
Oh, and a bit of light police brutality.
Minogue.
Well, we did chop off one of her tentacles
while she was in custody. So.
I mean, we did, we did do that.
Um, but the aforementioned, ah, appendage has grown back,
because that's something Daisy can apparently do.
So, that's all good.
Officer O'Leary, would you like some more tea?
Yes. I'd love a cup now. Thank you.
Ooh.
Um, let's try this one instead, because that was my cup.
Well, that looks just lovely.
Cheers. Cheers, everybody.
Cheers, Daisy. Job well done.
That's freaky. I can taste imaginary Earl Grey with lemon.
- (FART!) - It's hot.
Don't drink from the teapot.
- It's worn off, hasn't it, Sarge? - Yep.
I suppose it'd better go and put on my uniform.
Yep.
- Should I do that now or? - Now please, Parker. Yeah.
Actually, do you remember where I put my uniform?
I, I don't actually recall where, where I saw it last, Parker.
- Oh, OK. - Yeah.
I've just got one question while I'm here.
- Ah. - This thing over here.
Yeah. Maybe, maybe, ah, maybe.
We, we, we could talk about this later.
- We can talk about it later? - Yeah, yeah.
OK, cool. It's quite tight in here, isn't it?
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Oh. Oh. Excuse me. Yeah.
- There we go. - Looking up here. Looking up here.
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