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We're currently responding
to a shoplifting incident

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which may or may not be
paranormal in origin.

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That's right. As my partner has pointed out,
we're currently attending a shoplifting incident

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that may or may not be
paranormal in origin.

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You just said word
for word what I said.

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As my partner has pointed out, I just
repeated exactly what she said, so...

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Um, so, just let us know - what
happened, again? Right from the start.

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The food from the shelves -
it's gone.

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Excuse me, sir? It's
just like it, like, stole itself.

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What kind of food was it?
Just, like, chippies.

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Two packs of chippies.
Chippies. Two times chippies.

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Yeah. I-So, when you say
'stole itself', what do you mean?

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I would say just like, uh, floated off
the shelves, just, like, out if the door.

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When you say 'floated out of the door', do you
mean you ate them? No. I was standing right here...

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Right... and the chips were just
right there, and just gone, like that.

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Right. Cos I've had chippies before
and they've been gone just like that,

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but then it's turned out
I've eaten them.

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Yeah, but that's different to floating. We're
just, obviously, trying to ascertain how

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a packet of chippies
could, in fact, float.

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Oh, look-Look at the chips!
Like, they're just floating.

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Freeze!
Oh, get 'em, O'Leary!

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I'm pursuing the chippies!
Chips are escaping.

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In pursuit. In pursuit.
Freeze. Freeze!

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They're in the road.

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Do you have a theory?

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Tell him our theory. Is
this the bird one? Yep.

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OK, it's not our theory; It's his
theory. So, there's a theory that

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these birds have walked
into the shop,

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- they've gotten into chippie packets.
- Their own chippie packets -

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they've eaten the potato chips, they've been startled,
and they've begun flying around in the dairy.

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We talked about this theory.
Yup. That wings would have to be

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on the outside. But there's
room in the empty chip packet,

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because all of the chippies
are gone.

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It doesn't make any sense, Minogue.
They're not in a vacuum any longer.

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It's a work in progress, but
it's a theory. It's not gonna work.

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We should maybe think
of another possible avenue.

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- I thought maybe telekinesis.
- Those guys are so annoying.

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They always call when you're eating your
dinner. Every time. That's, um, telemarketers.

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Telekinesis, Minogue, or psychokinesis, is
the ability to move objects with ones mind.

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Wow.

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Wh-What are you doing, Sarge?
Uh, nothing.

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Let's go see if we can
enhance the CCTV footage.

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All right, are you coming, Sarge?
Yep. Yep.

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Parker, we're in need of
some of your IT expertise.

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Can you enhance this footage?

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Um, I can make it bigger.
Yes, but can you enhance it?

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Well, you just have to do this.

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Good. Good. Enhance again.

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And enhance.
That's as far as it goes.

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Ah, OK. Can you zoom it in for me?
Um...

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Yeah. Zooming. Mm-hm. And again.

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Zooming.
I'm zooming too, so-.

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Back, back, back!
Back, back. Back it up.

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And freeze-frame.
Have a look at this, guys.

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Pan left.

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Hang on. Look at that!
Coconut yoghurt?

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No, no, no, not that -
in the reflection.

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Somebody's there. I know that
uniform. That's my old school uniform.

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Well, how did they get it? That's just
the same as my old school uniform.

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It looks like O'Leary was right -
telekinesis.

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Also, you didn't hear any of this,
Parker, all right?

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Delete.

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Let's go.

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So, we're here at the school. Yeah, we've got
a really solid lead on who stole the chippies.

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Yeah, it could be one of the
approximately 840 students that goes here.

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That's right, so we're gonna meet with the principal
and see if she can shed some light on the subject

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and inform us if any of her students have
been exhibiting telekinetic powers of late.

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Was this an all-girls' school
when you went? Yeah. Mm.

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That must've been stink.

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If this is about the library,
everything's absolutely fine.

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No problem at all, really. No, no,
we're not here about that, ma'am.

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Uh, what happened to the library?

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Ah-Oh, just a little implosion, just
in a very unpopular section of books,

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and no students were harmed
in any way, shape or form.

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Don't you mean ex-plosion?
Uh, no. No.

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An explosion's big, damaging.
This was just very self-contained -

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a little pop, really. Just, um, something
to really just keep under our hats.

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This is the library, isn't
it? I remember. Uh, yes,

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b-but, um, do you really
wanna go in there? Yep.

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Phew. I'm taking it this is
the site of the 'implosion',

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as you called it. Yes, just
a little pop. Just a little pop.

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Well, I mean, I'd say maybe it's a bit more
than that, wouldn't you? No. No, no, no.

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No. Really. I mean, look,
it's made quite a big mess.

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I'd say it's definitely more of a bang
than a pop, wouldn't you? A bang?

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No. A pop. This kind of mess
around, you should have the doors...

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It's a pop... closed and
locked as well. I said it's a pop.

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Also, we'd, you know, appreciate
it if you don't shout at us, OK?

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We're just trying to ascertain what's been going
on here, and-I'm the principal of this school.

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I understand that. I'm the one who's in
charge here. Well, look, we're the police,

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and actually, police are
up here, see? But principals.

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Well, they're not
above the police, OK?

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Police, teachers... I mean,
we are the letter of the law.

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I beg to disagree.
Look, though - she's right, O'Leary.

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Go again. Principals.
Principals are there?

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No, Minogue, that's-
There. There. No, that's-.

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We're under the principal. It's
metaphorical. I just think... Students...

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...you need to show more respect
for-...teachers, police, principal.

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I would put-The police are certainly
up here, OK? Well, it's changed now.

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That's different to what
you had before. Yeah!

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Well, I can't reach up that-You were
there. Well, I'm not as tall as him, OK?

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And that-Anyway-

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I mean, should that
book be doing that?

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Like, flapping its pages like that?

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Does get very breezy
in here sometimes.

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Let's be honest, Mrs Hopper, we're not really
interested in libraries or in library books.

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We're here because we're
looking for a thief. What?

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Possibly a bird. And O'Leary
had her school uniform stolen.

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OK, look, it wasn't literally my school uniform,
but certainly, someone in a school uniform

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that looked like it came from this
school has been shoplifting in the area.

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None of my girls would break
the law, I can assure you, officers.

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Everything is

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totally fine! As it says on
our award-winning school quilt.

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Voila le quilt.
As we've mentioned before,

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the thieves that we are trying to
find were wearing your school uniform.

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Sorry, I can't hear you.
Why can't you-?

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She's saying that the
person who committed the crime

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was wearing the
school uniforms from here.

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Look, there seem to be a lot of
injured students in your sick bay

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at the moment.
There are a lot.

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I would appreciate it if you
would just stay on topic -

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or it's a detention for you,
police officer or no.

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I think the topic is that there are a
lot of sick students in your sick bay.

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I-I can't hear you.

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Well, chop-chop.
Time to go. Can I show you the door?

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That'd be great.
Thanks so much for coming.

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Haere ra!

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- She was absolutely...
- ...lovely.

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Really? Don't you think?
Who were you listening to?

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She was great.
Antagonistic.

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So, Zara Archer,

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she called Anna Horton the B-word.

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Is that right? Yeah,
she did. Mm-hm. Yeah.

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Yeah. And then Anna's
retaliated, and she's called Zara

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the E-word.
Yeah.

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Kia or a. Yo. Hi. Uh, we're just here, just
asking a few questions of some of the students.

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There's been a... you know, a little
bit of shoplifting, and, um...

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Heard of something about an implosion
that maybe happened in your school library?

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Not really. Um...
Not... Not really?

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Yeah. So, maybe, have
you heard a little bit about it?

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A lot of the books ruined -

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um, burnt.
Ruined? OK, right.

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There was a few students
quite smouldered - like, hair.

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Smould-? Yeah,
like... Smouldering hair?

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Yeah, like-Smells terrible,
doesn't it, that? Yeah.

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Uh, were you in the library when
the implosion happened? No.

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OK, so you've just heard about
it from other students? Yeah.

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Have you heard anything else - about
stealing things? Uh, not stealing things.

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No?
No.

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There were a few things flying around
in the, um, computer room yesterday -

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just hovering. Like, some of
the mouses and the keypads.

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I-I think I've...
I think I've said too much.

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There's no such thing as too much
talking to a police officer, OK? I-I...

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I just-I need to go. OK,
all right. Thank you. Bye.

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See, when I was a student here and you wanted the
real information, you came to the girls' toilets.

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I'm not going in. Why
not? Cos it's a girls' toilet,

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not a boys' toilet. Well, there is
no boys' toilets at a girls' school.

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Come on. I'm not gonna start
going into girls' toilets at my age.

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I'll go and do recon, OK?
I'll check it's clear.

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You let me know.
Yep.

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Hello? Anyone in here?

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Yeah, Minogue,
the toilets are empty. Over.

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That was too fast. Over.
Have a better look.

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Look, there's no one
in here. Over, Minogue.

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I can see someone in there.

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That's me, Minogue. Just come
into the toilet now, Minogue.

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Travelling.

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There's no urinal in here.
It's a girls' toilet.

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Look, this is what I'm talking
about. 'Tash and Raz forever'?

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I know Tash and Raz, and they've
broken up. How do you know that?

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Some of the girls were telling me about it.
That needs updating. No. Wait, wait, wait.

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What are you doing? You can't do
that. That's graffitiing, OK? That's true.

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It's illegal.

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It's OK. Um...

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We're just-
We're the New Zealand Police.

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What is that face?

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Froze. Well, I know that.
You freaked them out.

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So, uh, we're just here in the cubicle, waiting
for, hopefully, some people to come in...

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...and we should get some...

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we should get some good information.

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Just a waiting game.
It still feels wrong being in here.

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Faulty wiring.

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EERIE, SING-SONG VOICES:
We know you're in there!

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Told you.
We can see you!

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Radio me when it's over.

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You better come
and see this, Minogue.

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What is that?
Well,

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'eht raef sannairb'?
What is that?

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'Eht'...
What is that?

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'Fear the Briannas.'

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So, we have a source who claims
they have evidence in this case.

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I commend all people, especially young women,
for coming forward to assist in police inquiries.

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I think it shows bravery and
a strong sense of citizenship.

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'Scuse me. Stop! Stop.
No need to run in here, OK?

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Sorry.
Thank you. Walking.

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When I used to be a prefect when I
was here, that kind of thing wouldn't fly.

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So, Mr Cross is the most
intimidating teacher? Yes.

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But you'd say that, hands down,
Mrs Carol - she is the scariest? Yeah.

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Uh, so, I'm interviewing one of
the students from St Carrietta's.

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She doesn't want to be identified, but she does have
some important information pertaining to the case.

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Um, this is... this is what happened to the
last person who asked too many questions.

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Is that, sort of, some weird phone
thing, where that girl's upside down?

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No, she's really upside down.
Turn it around this way, is that...?

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Now she's still upside down.
Is it-? Yeah. How does this-?

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So that was happening to her in
real life? You should be more careful.

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Ma'am, you don't have to worry about me. As
a member of the New Zealand police force,

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my training means that I'm ready for
any situation, and fear is not an option.

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Oh, shit. Oh.

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Sorry. Sorry.
Shouldn't have said that.

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Look, those Briannas -
they don't scare me, OK?

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I'm the police. I'm here to help.

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Changed the bell
since I was at school.

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Ooh, O'Leary.
Minogue.

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Do you remember where
the staff room is? Why?

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It's Mr Cross' birthday, and Anita's making
her famous carrot cake, which I hear is yum-o.

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That doesn't pertain to the case at hand. Look, I've
got proof that the Briannas are our shoplifters...

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Mm... and we need to
find them before someone...

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Down here. Come on.

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'Snitches get stitches.'

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I prefer the old motto. Hmm.

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'Scuse me! 'Scuse me.
'Scu-'Scuse me.

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Police! 'Scuse me.

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No running in the corridor! You're
only allowed to walk. We're the police!

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The sewing machine!
Which one? OK, just sit down.

224
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This one? Ooh!

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O'Leary! Here.

226
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Confuse it! How? Use
the cloth as a cover.

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What?
No, not yourself!

228
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I need to stop its power!

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Yes!

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Got it, O'Leary.

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So, the sewing machine
is no longer a threat,

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but we, uh... we are gonna
need a quick unpick.

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Seems the 'cool girls' have been
picking on the other girls,

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which is both unfair
and not particularly cool.

235
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No, that's wrong.
The Briannas aren't cool at all.

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Yeah, so, there's the Briannas
at the end of last term. Mm.

237
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Um, it appears that they were actually in the
library on the night of the implosion/explosion.

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They came to school the next day
with very similar blonde-type hairdos.

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That's right. They sort of
look like three, um, Sias. What?

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She's a singer. Well, pop star,
really. OK. What does she sing?

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Her biggest hit is
Chandelier.

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She's got a really good voice
at the high end.

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And, so, yeah, they came to school with
the blonde hairdo and some apparent powers.

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We don't know if they've got the
singing voices of Sia... It's not really-

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...but definitely got the haircuts. Doesn't have
much to do with the case. Um, but they also now

246
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have been getting revenge on anyone
who was ever mean to them. Mm.

247
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So, what's the next move, Sarge? I mean,
the Briannas might be malevolent entities...

248
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Mm... but, I mean,
they're still minors.

249
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Did either of you investigate
that burnt-out library?

250
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No. No. I mean, it does seem like quite an
obvious... No. No, that's right, we didn't.

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Luckily, the school's website has a Dewey
Decimal System layout of their library,

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and I worked out that the epicentre of the
implosion was the witchcraft and folklore section.

253
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That seems like a needlessly
dangerous section to have

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at an all-girls' high school.

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I suspect that the girls were dabbling
in the dark arts and cast a powerful spell,

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granting them powerful... powers.

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Do we need to find some sort
of counter-spell? Mm. We do.

258
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Or we could drown them. If they survive
we know they're witches. Then we burn them.

259
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Minogue. Minogue, we don't do that-we don't
do that to women any more. Yeah, you're right.

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What you should definitely do
is head over to that school

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and check out that library
while no students are there.

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Dismissed.

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And please, no drowning or burning.

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OK, so, we're just
making our way to the library now,

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where, hopefully, we can find some sort of
counter-spell - in the witchcraft section, we presume.

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Our theory is that if we find that book,
then the girls should lose their powers.

267
00:14:02,687 --> 00:14:05,021
We just gotta be...
We gotta be really careful.

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You gotta be quiet, OK?

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You're gonna have to take your
shoes off. Are they steel-caps?

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We have footwear for this kind
of-we're police. Take 'em off!

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My sources tell me that Brianna
with two N's, Briannah with an H

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and Bree-hyphen-Anna are all
on a school ball committee,

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which means we expect they're gonna
be in the school hall decorating tonight,

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so we should be safe.

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Wait, wait, wait, wait.
There's someone in the library.

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It's them! I think
they're holding a book.

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One of us is gonna have to
attract their attention,

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and the other person just
can quickly grab the book.

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...recharge our powers. We need to, like,
teach those who have wronged us a lesson.

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00:14:41,049 --> 00:14:43,302
Yeah!
Which one do you wanna do?

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I'm not bothered. You choose.

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OK, look, I'll go grab the book;
You attract their attention.

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00:14:48,921 --> 00:14:53,252
Dammit! Awesome
book, recharge our powers.

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We need to, like, teach those
who have wronged us a lesson.

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Awesome book, recharge our powers.

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00:15:01,109 --> 00:15:03,202
We need to, like, teach those

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who have wronged us a lesson.
Nice!

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00:15:05,824 --> 00:15:12,473
Awesome book, recharge our powers. We need to,
like, teach those who have wronged us a lesson.

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Awesome book-.

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Hey.

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Heard you guys like, um, magic.

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You got any cards or a saw?

293
00:15:26,403 --> 00:15:31,055
Leave us, Officer Minogue! No.
No. I'm higher up in the hierarchy.

294
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It goes police officers, and then there's a couple
of others, and then it's students, so I'm above you.

295
00:15:35,674 --> 00:15:38,471
I tell you what to do! Now, go home.

296
00:15:38,751 --> 00:15:41,308
Got it!
Ha! Who's got the power now?

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Let's go! Let's go!
They've still got the power. Go!

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Go! Go, go, go! Come!
Quick, quick, quick, run!

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Go!

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00:16:03,606 --> 00:16:07,298
It won't open! It won't open!
This way! Minogue!

301
00:16:07,322 --> 00:16:11,374
Hey, Officer Kyle Minogue,
you run weird.

302
00:16:11,398 --> 00:16:14,675
I've got a swayback!
It affects my gait!

303
00:16:15,154 --> 00:16:20,349
Your legs are, like, too short
to outrun us, Officer O'Dreary.

304
00:16:22,667 --> 00:16:26,319
It's the hall. They must've decorated for
the school ball. Need to find a way out.

305
00:16:26,343 --> 00:16:30,435
It's really nicely done. Well, don't
focus on that; Try and find a door.

306
00:16:30,459 --> 00:16:32,953
I can't find a door. Where
are you? I've got no idea.

307
00:16:32,977 --> 00:16:34,591
I can't see anything.
I can see your torch.

308
00:16:34,615 --> 00:16:37,148
Where is-?

309
00:16:37,172 --> 00:16:39,170
Minogue and O'Leary

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up a tree,

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D-Y-

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I-N-G.

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Dying.
Well, better than kissing.

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00:16:48,761 --> 00:16:50,839
Oh, wow.
Return our book!

315
00:16:51,358 --> 00:16:55,450
We are literally like, 'What are you
doing with our book, bitch?'

316
00:16:55,474 --> 00:16:58,008
Just stall them while I'm trying to find
a counter-spell. Obviously, the bullying

317
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and the witchcraft aside, you guys have
done a really great job of decorating-.

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Return our book!
Just give it to them.

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00:17:03,746 --> 00:17:06,040
I'm not giving it to them.
You know what? One more step

320
00:17:06,064 --> 00:17:08,757
and I'm gonna destroy the source
of all your powers, OK?

321
00:17:08,781 --> 00:17:11,714
Ah. The witchy shoe's on
the other foot, isn't it?

322
00:17:11,738 --> 00:17:13,816
What are you gonna do now?

323
00:17:15,534 --> 00:17:17,628
Can you stop wrapping
my partner up like that?

324
00:17:17,652 --> 00:17:21,304
- It's a form of assault.
- Please desist.

325
00:17:21,328 --> 00:17:24,006
Give us the book! It is part of us!

326
00:17:24,445 --> 00:17:27,458
- All right, that's it.
- I'm ripping it.

327
00:17:27,482 --> 00:17:29,936
It's actually way thicker than I
anticipated. One page at a time, O'Leary.

328
00:17:29,960 --> 00:17:33,252
I don't have time to do that.
The weak don't survive high school!

329
00:17:33,276 --> 00:17:37,808
OK, right, do you know what? That is about enough
of this, OK? I know exactly what's going on here.

330
00:17:37,832 --> 00:17:43,242
Yes, you've all been bullied, and that is not OK, but
now, you're just repeating that negative behaviour.

331
00:17:43,266 --> 00:17:46,479
You're trying to cover up your own insecurities,
and you shouldn't have any of those.

332
00:17:46,503 --> 00:17:50,195
Look at all of those badges! You
guys are volunteering for library duty.

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00:17:50,219 --> 00:17:53,312
I'm sure you're doing all sorts of
other things that are great things.

334
00:17:53,336 --> 00:17:57,268
You've just fallen into this negative
trap of trying to be like everybody else.

335
00:17:57,292 --> 00:18:02,743
OK? You don't need to be maiming your peers, stealing
chippies, that kind of thing - going into crime.

336
00:18:02,767 --> 00:18:06,819
That's not what you are.
Wrap it up, O'Leary. What-?

337
00:18:06,843 --> 00:18:09,720
Be yourselves. Be unique. Be kind.

338
00:18:10,479 --> 00:18:13,156
Be strong. Be a little bit nerdy.

339
00:18:13,996 --> 00:18:17,208
Guys,
I think she's right. Right?

340
00:18:17,232 --> 00:18:19,630
But should we kill her anyway?

341
00:18:21,268 --> 00:18:23,346
We totally should!

342
00:18:23,706 --> 00:18:26,143
O'Leary, step back! Back!

343
00:18:32,577 --> 00:18:36,189
Impressive shot, Officer Minogue.
Excellent police work.

344
00:18:36,213 --> 00:18:40,105
I was actually aiming for
the witches, but... Hm. What?

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00:18:40,129 --> 00:18:42,263
Will you help me down still, though?
Well, how?

346
00:18:42,287 --> 00:18:45,260
You come under me there. Yeah.
Yeah, but now you're just standing on me.

347
00:18:45,284 --> 00:18:47,498
You gotta keep your spine straight.

348
00:18:47,522 --> 00:18:50,199
There we go. That's it.

349
00:18:53,916 --> 00:18:57,648
Huh. It's Sarge. Yeah, sorry
I'm late. All the doors were locked.

350
00:18:57,672 --> 00:18:59,965
Yeah.
What's the situation here, Minogue?

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Students became witches.

352
00:19:01,948 --> 00:19:04,881
They started dabbling
in the dark arts. Uh-huh.

353
00:19:04,905 --> 00:19:06,982
One thing led to another.

354
00:19:07,862 --> 00:19:10,035
Not witches any more.
Good.

355
00:19:10,059 --> 00:19:12,073
We'll tell you back at the station.
All good.

356
00:19:12,097 --> 00:19:14,695
Let's go. Out this way, please.

357
00:19:16,613 --> 00:19:20,944
Uh, so, obviously, these students -
been mucking around with the dark arts,

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00:19:20,968 --> 00:19:23,102
uh, which leads to dabbling,

359
00:19:23,126 --> 00:19:27,258
and before you know it, you're
full-on practising the dark arts.

360
00:19:27,282 --> 00:19:30,958
So, what that order is is,
uh, mucking around

361
00:19:30,998 --> 00:19:34,515
to dabbling, and then
full-on practising.

362
00:19:34,540 --> 00:19:40,164
So, I think the moral of the story here is,
uh, don't muck around with the dark arts.

363
00:19:40,189 --> 00:19:42,187
Thank you.

364
00:19:42,267 --> 00:19:44,121
Uh, also,

365
00:19:44,145 --> 00:19:48,021
stay in school and, uh,
don't do drugs. Kia or a.

366
00:19:48,541 --> 00:19:52,713
So, the girls have been sentenced to community
service, which, in our opinion, is a little bit light.

367
00:19:52,737 --> 00:19:54,831
Well, it's not my opinion.
I mean, they were certainly...

368
00:19:54,855 --> 00:19:57,148
they were minors, so there was only
so much we could do. Mm. That's right.

369
00:19:57,172 --> 00:19:59,626
I mean, as my colleague says,
when it comes to adult crimes,

370
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you should really get an adult sentence,
and that hasn't happened here today.

371
00:20:03,326 --> 00:20:05,860
Yeah, well, I didn't actually say that.
I think, obviously, our job as police

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is to come in and try and help communities,
and rehabilitation is very important.

373
00:20:08,920 --> 00:20:10,894
That's right. On the one hand,
you've got rehabilitation;

374
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On the other side, you've got
justice for the crimes committed,

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00:20:14,155 --> 00:20:16,609
and we haven't seen justice
served here today.

376
00:20:16,633 --> 00:20:20,565
I mean, the important thing is that we can leave here
knowing that this will never, never happen again.

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Yeah. Job well done.

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Edited by Cameron Grigg.

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