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So we've had calls from a number of
the residents in these local flats

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about something unusual,
unexplained possibly ghostly.

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On the lookout for a pale, translucent figure
floating eerily in the back of the car park.

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O'Leary! There!

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So, um, we did respond to a call-out of
something that was, perhaps, supernatural,

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like a ghost floating around.

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But our findings have determined
that the nature of the entity

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was not actually of supernatural
origin. No, it was a, um,

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it was a plastic bag.

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Yeah, that's correct. It was
a um, a plastic shopping bag.

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I mean, I guess that's the thing with the nature
of this job and our work for Wellington Paranormal.

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It's not always, uh,
paranormal call-outs. In fact, um...

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most of the time,
it's not paranormal.

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Could have tased it.
Y No. Put that back.

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You're always saying
"Don't tase stuff."

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Oh my God.

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This is the fourth time you've
done that! Hang on. Yeah, I know.

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Pull over.
I'm pulling over. Yep, yep.

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Um, so we've had reports
from the local hospital here.

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Staff had reported a suspicious number of blood
bags have gone missing from the blood bank area.

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You know, it could be some sort of a stocktaking
error, but it could also be foul play.

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I mean, I'm certainly thinking that it could
be some sort of high-performance sportspeople

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that are coming in and stealing that blood
to give them the advantage they need to win.

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I mean, certainly, that's cheating.

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I mean, it's not the way
to get ahead.

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I mean, when I was a sportsperson, I could have chosen
to cheat. But I didn't. It's not the way to do it.

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But had I chosen to do that, I probably
could have come away with a gold.

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I reckon it was vampires.

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Staff believe that the thief may have escaped
the blood bank area via the internal door

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and through the car park.
O'Leary!

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Evidence. Blood.

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Bag it, Minogue.

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It's already in a bag. Otherwise, it
would just sploosh all over my head.

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No, I mean, like, put that bag
in an evidence bag.

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Put this bag in
another bag got it.

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I mean, obviously a blood bag loose
in a car park doesn't look good.

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Could be some sort of delivery error, but
certainly, we need to be on the lookout for a thief.

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I mean, if they make a comeback
or they come back here,

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we might be able to catch them
red-handed if there's a spillage, you know.

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See that? Obviously cos, you know, blood being
a substance that's red in appearance makes pe

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O'Leary!

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What's happened?

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I was trying to squeeze the blood bag in to the
much smaller evidence bag. Can you help me up?

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Come on.
It's got blood on it.

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OK, hang on. Wait, wait, wait, wait. I shouldn't
have stood in there. Maybe if you hold you hold

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two hands.
OK, yep.

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It's not gonna Ooh.

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No, just lean forward
when I pull you.

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Ready?
Yep.

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Maybe if you go under my arms.
Under my arms.

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Don't use your back like a Yep.

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Uh, so the nurse here told us that the potential
thief was seen gliding down the hallway,

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but, for whatever reason, the security
cams didn't pick it up. So, I mean, that

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O'Leary? Couldn't find any
more evidence out there. OK.

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There's nothing.
Excuse me, again.

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Oh, hi. Hey. Oh, don't
worry. It's not my blood.

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Oh, no, I didn't I didn't
brutalise anyone. People think I...

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I didn't brutalise anyone! Minogue.
I didn't brutalise anyone.

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I don't think No one thinks that.
Neither did she. No, certainly not.

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Um, so could you just tell us
who has access to the blood bank?

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Hi, I'm Nick. I've been a blood bank
officer for two months now.

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Sir, are you aware that 19 bags of
blood were stolen this evening?

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Yep.

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Mate, do you know if
blood is combustible? What?

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Well, what I mean by that is is it possible that
the 19 bags of blood... exploded into smithereens,

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and then would those smithereens then
be naked to the human eye? Minogue, um...

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That doesn't make
any sense whatsoever.

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Are you... Are you OK? I've just
got that flu that's going around.

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I haven't seen that flu
going around.

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OK, look. You've got access to this room, OK?
You know, there's blood going missing, so...

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I mean, what are we meant to think? What
would I want to do with 19 bags of blood?

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What would you want to do
with 19 bags of blood? Save lives.

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That's quite a good answer, actually.
And how did you know it was 19?

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You just told me.
No, I didn't.

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You literally just said "19 bags
of blood went missing." Did I?

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Yeah, at the start you said
"19 bags of blood". Actual quote.

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I work here, so I know
most things that happen.

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We'd just like to take you down to the station,
Nick, OK? Ask you a couple of questions. All right?

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I didn't do anything.

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OK. Well, we'll get to the bottom of that once we ask
you some questions. We just need to get a statement, OK?

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You've got the wrong guy. Hey, look,
mate, you're not Obi-Wan Kenobi, OK?

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We need to go down to the copper
shop, have a bit of a chitty-chat, OK?

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Just... just let me go, eh?

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Yes, OK. No, yeah, you're right. OK. You,
um... Sorry to bother you. Are you serious?

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Sorry, mate. You have a great
night, eh? So I'm innocent and shit?

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Have a good day. Thank you.
See you later.

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That's literally
never worked before.

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So it turns out that the blood bank officer
is not a person of interest in this case.

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Certainly, we will be investigating
further, but for now,

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we have no reason to believe that this was a theft
or even that this case is paranormal in any way.

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Or even that anything,
um, happened at all. Mm.

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- It's the other one, Minogue.
- It's the other button.

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And lastly, special thanks to Officers
Jones, Savali, Michaelson, Smith, Folatai,

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Bracewell, Ward, Qing, Yates,
Parker, Donovan, Laupepe and Solid

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for their hard work out
in the harbour today.

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These fine police
people all worked together

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and braved the conditions in response to a call-out
about a baby in distress out in the harbour.

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Well done.

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As we all know, it turned out to be a towel,
but, uh, what if it was a baby, you know?

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That towel could have been a real danger to shipping
got caught up in a propeller. You never know.

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Ah, Minogue. What happened to you?
Were you shot in the line of fire? No, sir.

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Oh, no. He was trying to fit a bag
of blood into another bag

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which was way too small
to possibly fit the first bag.

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Right, clean that up. That's
no way to keep a uniform. Yes, sir.

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Uh, we still have
13 unsolved murders.

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I'm gonna divvy those up later
on today. All right. Dismissed.

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Uh, Minogue. O'Leary.

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Uh, just holding for
fingerprint analysis, guys.

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Finger analysis complete.

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What's the status update on that
ghost outside the fish and chip shop?

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OK. That turns out it was
just a plastic bag, sir. Mm-hm.

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Do you know of the
Japanese tales of the Yokai?

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Spirits or demons.
Sometimes vengeful.

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They take the form of people,
animals, even inanimate objects.

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I'm talking about scary umbrellas.

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Possessed futons.

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I believe that what you saw
may in fact have been a...

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Oh. That's just a normal
plastic bag, isn't it? Mm.

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Yep. Um, that's all right.
I'm gonna file it anyway.

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Any further development on the, uh, missing
blood bags from Wellington Hospital?

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Uh, O'Leary and I investigated, sir, and
we've come up with, um, absolutely nothing.

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I... have a theory.

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- What are you d what is that?
- What are you doing?

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Pardon?

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Vampires. Oh. Yeah, I thought
that to begin with, sir, but...

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I mean, we interviewed the leading suspect
and came back with nothing suspicious.

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You sure he wasn't a vampire?
He just wasn't remotely suspicious.

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He was He was too normal,
if anything.

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Did he have fangs? It's hard to remember.
He might have had little tiny ones, perhaps.

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Vampire. Did he glamour you? Like, give us a
glamorous makeover? Nope. Not on my watch. No.

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No, no. Uh, glamouring is a hypnotic form of sorcery,
or spell. It's a power that's innate in vampires.

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They can use it to charm people
or even erase your memory.

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Nah, I'd remember
something like that.

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And even if he perhaps didn't,
I certainly would remember that.

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I want you to get back to that hospital and
interview that guy from the blood bank again.

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I think you may have been glamoured.

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Still think we'd remember it.

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We'll Yep, we'll go back.

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Uh, we were on our way
back to the hospital

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for some further questioning when
we got a call-out to this park.

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Seems some of the neighbours have
reported hearing satanic-sounding chanting.

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Hey, guys.
I can't see a barbecue. Bring meat?

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Hello.
Sausage sizz oh.

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What are you guys doing out here
in the middle of the night?

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It's almost, uh, it's almost
midnight, guys. We're just, um...

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Just chanting.
Just normal chanting stuff.

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Can you just lift your hood
a bit, sir, please? You?

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Just hold on to this.

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Keep going round. Don't chant,
but keep going round.

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We were just coming to see you
at the hospital, actually. Yeah.

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Oh, cool. Yeah, you were the
guy with the, uh, stolen blood.

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I'm innocent though, eh? Oh,
yeah. Absolutely. No, you're innocent.

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Really? Yeah, yeah.
That's awesome.

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So what's going on here? Are you guys having
a, uh, you're having a drink, are you?

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Yeah, I guess you could say that. What's with
the uh, the cloaks? Oh, nah. That's, um...

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just role-playing. It's like
a Dungeons and Dragons thing.

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This must be a, uh, different version,
is it? It's the, um, Lower Hutt version.

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Wait a second. Who's this?

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Hello. What are you what are you
doing tied to that stick there? Are you OK?

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He's... He's definitely OK. OK,
yeah. Well, I want to hear his answer.

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Um, I'm actually just I was hopin that someone
would come and save me or just help me down.

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Um, everything is fine right now.
Everything's actually fine right now. I'm OK.

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I mean, I asked to be put on this stake, and I'm not
cold. I'm not afraid. I'm really looking forward.

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Don't Don't Don't improvise.
You don't want someone to save you?

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We had a question for you, mate.
He's fine. Did you give us a makeover?

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Nah, nothing. Forget about it.

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This guy looks a bit cold, OK? He could probably
do with one of those cloaks at some stage soon.

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And, I mean, obviously it is quite late, but if
any children come along here at this time of night,

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it's not gonna be good, is it? No.
I mean Don't do that, Minogue.

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Um, so maybe just have a think about this guy.
Maybe, you know, include him more in the circle bit.

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Yeah, the flames well, he's
the centre of it. Uh, OK. Great.

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Right, well, we'll leave you to it. Right, and
just make sure you take your rubbish with you, OK?

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Yeah, of course. Don't go leaving
a bloody mess all over the place.

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And I would just keep that chanting down to a
minimum, OK? Yeah, of course. We'll be quiet.

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Yep.
Can we just hear that?

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Quiet.

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A little bit louder. No, no. I think that was
good. Do you not you don't do the chanting?

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No, I'm just naked. OK.
Have a good night. Good night!

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Storm in a teacup, eh?
Yeah, you never know, do you?

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It was weird seeing that guy from the hospital
again, wasn't it? It was weird seeing that other guy.

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Yeah. It wasn't paranormal,
though, was it?

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Nah, it was more abnormal.

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I guess that's the job, though,
isn't it?

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Sometimes it's normal,
sometimes it's abnormal.

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Copy that. Look at this
freaky-looking clown. What the...

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I don't like that. He can
see you. I don't like it.

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He can see you. Look. Look how he's looking at
you. Slow down and look how he's looking at you.

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Eugh.
Oh, God. It's another one.

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This must be some kind of
crime, is it? Well, jaywalking, yes.

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Times two.
Pass me the thing.

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Excuse me. Return to the footpath,
please. Did you spike my coffee, O'Leary?

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Oh, what is this, now? He's doing
the Running Man. Is that a clown thing?

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He'd better not touch the car. Do
that, but towards the footpath, sir.

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He's running on the spot, but he
needs to be running... over to the r whoa.

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What?

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And now there's even more of them
jaywalking. There's multiple crimes.

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Oh, God. Now what's this?

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Wha They can't do that.
More clowns. More clowns, O'Leary.

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Stop. Stop the car. Police,
stop. Don't say 'please' to them.

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'Police, stop.'
'Please stop.' 'Police!'

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Look, anyway, this is getting weird. OK,
look, that is... Now where are they going?

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This definitely Excuse me.
Stay there. Stay in the car.

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They're going. They're driving off,
now. Let's just.

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Turn on the thing. Yeah, turn the lights
on. OK? Yep. What are we gonna do?

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Oh, God. Now there's more they're all of them
are coming now. What is what is going on?

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All of you,
just stay still, please.

207
00:13:24,261 --> 00:13:27,717
Yep, lock the doors. Lock the doors. What Is there
some sort of weird, disturbing circus in town?

208
00:13:27,741 --> 00:13:29,997
O'Leary. Look at that one. He's walking
weird. I don't want to look at that one.

209
00:13:30,021 --> 00:13:32,756
I don't even like it. There's too many
of them, O'Leary! This is not funny.

210
00:13:32,780 --> 00:13:36,555
I'm not even watching. I don't wanna watch it. It's
making me feel sick. There's too may of them, O'Leary.

211
00:13:36,579 --> 00:13:38,979
Hey, get off of the car!
Get away from the car!

212
00:13:39,139 --> 00:13:41,420
Get in the car! Now where
are they going? Call for backup.

213
00:13:41,459 --> 00:13:45,378
Put the lights on. Call for backup.
The lights are on. Put the lights back on.

214
00:13:45,538 --> 00:13:46,834
He's driving along
with the door open.

215
00:13:46,858 --> 00:13:48,634
Shut the door! That is
completely unsafe! Unacceptable.

216
00:13:48,657 --> 00:13:52,193
OK, this is a traffic infringement. They've been
jaywalking. They've been dancing on the road.

217
00:13:52,217 --> 00:13:54,577
Where's the siren? Put the thing on.

218
00:13:54,737 --> 00:13:57,016
It's under here.
No, the big the noise.

219
00:13:57,176 --> 00:13:59,296
- Hang on.
- Pull over, please.

220
00:14:03,295 --> 00:14:08,334
Uh, so what we have here is a large number
of incredibly creepy and disturbing clowns,

221
00:14:08,494 --> 00:14:14,053
um, paying no attention to the law. Mm, mm, mm.
There's actually a worldwide trend of sightings

222
00:14:14,213 --> 00:14:17,973
of these creepy, freaky clowns,
and it's um, it's just disappoint

223
00:14:18,133 --> 00:14:20,292
that it's made its way
all the way to Wellington.

224
00:14:20,452 --> 00:14:22,852
The other thing is, obviously,
this is not a paranormal case,

225
00:14:22,932 --> 00:14:27,891
um, but the maximum number of clowns or people
that should be in that small car is five,

226
00:14:28,051 --> 00:14:32,010
um, and I think they had at least, I
think, 16 clowns getting into that vehicle,

227
00:14:32,170 --> 00:14:35,410
and that's completely unsafe. I'm
glad it's my week with the Taser.

228
00:14:35,570 --> 00:14:38,265
But, I mean, obviously, we just need to get
them out of the car and have a good chat to them

229
00:14:38,289 --> 00:14:42,809
about, you know, just, some of their actions
tonight were just completely, um, irresponsible.

230
00:14:42,969 --> 00:14:45,024
We should get these clowns down
to the station anyway.

231
00:14:45,048 --> 00:14:46,504
I think we're gonna have
to book those clowns.

232
00:14:46,528 --> 00:14:50,168
I don't know how we're gonna get all those
clowns in our car. It'll take multiple trips.

233
00:14:50,327 --> 00:14:53,327
And they'll just be clowning around.

234
00:14:53,487 --> 00:14:57,126
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Excuse
me. Hang on. Hey. Whoa, whoa, whoa.

235
00:14:57,286 --> 00:15:00,526
No. Come on, guys. Back you come.
Come here! Guys.

236
00:15:00,686 --> 00:15:03,245
Where's our car? H
Here. Guys. Come here!

237
00:15:03,405 --> 00:15:08,045
Get the These clowns are
making us look like clowns.

238
00:15:08,205 --> 00:15:10,204
I've got it! I've got it!

239
00:15:12,404 --> 00:15:16,643
Got it! I've got it! I'll
get the car. I've got it.

240
00:15:16,803 --> 00:15:18,803
I've got it.

241
00:15:22,122 --> 00:15:26,962
We should have got in the car. Um, obviously,
that was a mistake chasing the clown car.

242
00:15:27,122 --> 00:15:29,161
I mean, we did a good job,

243
00:15:29,321 --> 00:15:31,681
but we really should have got
into the patrol vehicle.

244
00:15:31,841 --> 00:15:34,600
We probably would have got them
by now if we had done that.

245
00:15:34,760 --> 00:15:36,760
Where is our car?

246
00:15:37,520 --> 00:15:38,851
Where's our car?

247
00:15:38,875 --> 00:15:40,994
So we haven't made it
to the hospital yet.

248
00:15:41,154 --> 00:15:43,674
We will get there, but
we've been called out to a cemetery.

249
00:15:43,834 --> 00:15:45,673
Go that way. Sorry.

250
00:15:45,833 --> 00:15:49,953
Another possible ghost sighting. Yeah, there
have been several witnesses who report seeing

251
00:15:50,113 --> 00:15:53,792
a number of ghosts having conversations
in and amongst the gravestones.

252
00:15:53,952 --> 00:15:59,751
Just chatting to each other, um, which is pretty
strange, but who knows what to expect from ghosts?

253
00:15:59,911 --> 00:16:01,911
Hello? Anybody there?

254
00:16:02,551 --> 00:16:05,030
It's the police.
We have pepper spray.

255
00:16:05,190 --> 00:16:09,550
Pepper spray? That's body spray,
Minogue. We have body spray.

256
00:16:09,710 --> 00:16:12,509
- Smells bad.
- Hello.

257
00:16:12,669 --> 00:16:15,949
Stop police terror.
Police-free zone.

258
00:16:17,428 --> 00:16:20,188
What have you got left to do on
Earth? What are you talking about?

259
00:16:20,348 --> 00:16:24,027
Let me see the pad, Minogue.

260
00:16:24,587 --> 00:16:30,626
That says 'Goths', not 'ghosts'. 'A group of
Goths seen conferring around the gravestones.'

261
00:16:30,786 --> 00:16:34,746
I could never read this handwriting.
Minogue, that's That's your handwriting.

262
00:16:34,905 --> 00:16:37,425
Well, I know that. I can tell.

263
00:16:37,585 --> 00:16:41,184
Because I can't read it. What do
you guys want from us? We're just...

264
00:16:41,344 --> 00:16:44,520
minding our own business. What are you
actually doing hanging around in a cemetery

265
00:16:44,544 --> 00:16:49,103
at this time of night? We're just,
like, rejecting normal society and stuff,

266
00:16:49,263 --> 00:16:53,782
and I live next door with my mum and
dad. We were both following this guy.

267
00:16:53,942 --> 00:16:59,222
He was handing out party flyers, and
he looked... pretty pale and freaky. Yeah.

268
00:16:59,382 --> 00:17:01,461
Around here, somewhere?

269
00:17:02,101 --> 00:17:05,437
Actually, that's him over there. That's great.
We'll have a chat with him. Thank you very much.

270
00:17:05,461 --> 00:17:08,540
The legal system should be
against the law.

271
00:17:08,700 --> 00:17:11,660
Go that way, Minogue.

272
00:17:11,819 --> 00:17:14,235
Excuse me! So, you know Keith,
who's got the mobile karaoke business?

273
00:17:14,259 --> 00:17:15,715
Oh, yup. Hello! So
he's bringing the truck,

274
00:17:15,739 --> 00:17:17,795
and it's gonna be great. Awesome.
Uh, look, my Uber's here, so I...

275
00:17:17,819 --> 00:17:20,098
Is that the guy...

276
00:17:23,258 --> 00:17:25,777
G'day, mate. Oh, hey,
man. You look familiar.

277
00:17:25,937 --> 00:17:28,897
Nah. Sir. Sir, we've
met before. Remember?

278
00:17:29,057 --> 00:17:31,736
No. We were actually just
coming to visit you at the hospital.

279
00:17:31,896 --> 00:17:34,696
Nope. That's a coincidence,
eh? Yeah, you could say that.

280
00:17:34,856 --> 00:17:37,015
Uh, what's in those bags?
Uh, just pizza.

281
00:17:37,175 --> 00:17:40,535
He's saying things, but he just
keeps on running away faster.

282
00:17:42,574 --> 00:17:44,894
Look, there's werewolves behind you.
What?

283
00:17:47,774 --> 00:17:49,773
Um... I don't know.

284
00:17:58,292 --> 00:18:00,692
Stop there! Sir!
You need to stop!

285
00:18:00,852 --> 00:18:03,491
Can't go any further, can you?
Freeze!

286
00:18:03,651 --> 00:18:05,731
Wait there.
It wasn't me.

287
00:18:07,370 --> 00:18:10,170
What the hell? He can't do that.

288
00:18:10,330 --> 00:18:12,410
Don't Oh. Away!

289
00:18:12,570 --> 00:18:15,009
No, come on. Down you get.
No. You're hurting my shin splints.

290
00:18:15,049 --> 00:18:17,929
You're making a fool of yourself,
mate. Get off! Go away, pigs!

291
00:18:18,089 --> 00:18:21,288
Tie his shoelaces together!
OK, OK, OK, OK, OK.

292
00:18:21,448 --> 00:18:25,008
Yeah, I'm just, um... I'm just going
to the hospital to drop them off.

293
00:18:25,168 --> 00:18:27,687
Via a cemetery in the
middle of the night? Yep.

294
00:18:27,847 --> 00:18:32,726
I wasn't born yesterday, mate.
If I was, I'd still be a baby.

295
00:18:34,646 --> 00:18:41,445
What are these? Party flyers? "Come to
my party"? Oh, that's That's not my flyer.

296
00:18:41,965 --> 00:18:45,684
OK. Well, that's a big photo of your face, OK,
on the middle of this flyer, and then it says.

297
00:18:45,844 --> 00:18:47,724
"Nick's vampire party".

298
00:18:47,884 --> 00:18:51,683
You know, so, obviously, you're stealing this
blood to, uh, spare innocent victims' lives.

299
00:18:51,843 --> 00:18:57,002
The best part is that you can put a straw through
the bag and you can drink it like a juicie.

300
00:18:57,162 --> 00:19:02,961
Whoa. There you go. Really good to just pass
around at a party or something. Easy to drink.

301
00:19:03,121 --> 00:19:05,721
Well, I guess that is actually
quite clever. Pretty clever.

302
00:19:05,881 --> 00:19:08,161
So... can you let me go?
Nah!

303
00:19:10,000 --> 00:19:11,080
No.

304
00:19:11,240 --> 00:19:15,319
No, look. You know what? You're under
arrest, OK, for stealing hospital property.

305
00:19:15,479 --> 00:19:19,079
OK? And also for making
a false statement.

306
00:19:19,239 --> 00:19:20,719
What does that mean?
Thank you.

307
00:19:20,879 --> 00:19:24,838
What's this? Discrimination against
vampires, now? Are we the minority? No.

308
00:19:24,998 --> 00:19:29,637
It's fine to, uh, just take the blood from
a human person. That's all fair game.

309
00:19:29,797 --> 00:19:33,476
But stealing from a hospital?
No way.

310
00:19:33,636 --> 00:19:36,396
They need that for emergencies.

311
00:19:37,196 --> 00:19:42,315
Just cos I'm a brown vampire walking through a
cemetery on a Monday night with a bag of blood...

312
00:19:43,315 --> 00:19:45,994
like, 18 bags of blood, I
get pulled over.

313
00:19:46,154 --> 00:19:48,874
You know, this is
just discrimination because...

314
00:19:49,034 --> 00:19:51,354
um, I'm not a white vampire,
I guess.

315
00:19:51,514 --> 00:19:56,233
So, if you guys are watching this,
um, #BatLivesMatter.

316
00:19:56,393 --> 00:19:59,032
A bit tighter. There you go.

317
00:19:59,192 --> 00:20:01,912
We're in Taita right now, actually.

318
00:20:02,072 --> 00:20:05,471
Turn around and look at me. I think
we'd better get him an isolated cell.

319
00:20:05,631 --> 00:20:08,311
Yes, agreed.
Actually, no. This is me right here.

320
00:20:08,471 --> 00:20:11,086
Look, um, we're taking you to the cells,
OK? You'll be spending the night there.

321
00:20:11,110 --> 00:20:15,190
No, I can't. Like, the sun's gonna come up,
and I'm gonna burn, so I'll just get off here.

322
00:20:15,350 --> 00:20:18,125
Look, you've passed my Mate, we're
not falling for that this time, all right?

323
00:20:18,149 --> 00:20:23,788
We're not facing towards you, OK?
You can see there's no eye contact, right?

324
00:20:23,948 --> 00:20:25,804
Excuse me, you need to put
those back on, OK, sir?

325
00:20:25,828 --> 00:20:29,547
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Just put your
handcuffs back on. Hey. Stop hassling me,

326
00:20:29,707 --> 00:20:33,187
pull the car over and let
me get out. All right. Um...

327
00:20:33,347 --> 00:20:35,602
just up here? Yeah. Just here
behind this van. Thank you very much.

328
00:20:35,626 --> 00:20:38,602
Am I able to get the stuff out of the
boot as well? Of course you are, mate.

329
00:20:38,626 --> 00:20:41,002
Let me help you with that, eh? Nah,
it's all good, officer. Oh, and by the way,

330
00:20:41,026 --> 00:20:42,961
you're not gonna remember a single
thing that's happened today.

331
00:20:42,985 --> 00:20:48,424
You're not gonna remember that
tonight happened or anything. OK.

332
00:20:48,584 --> 00:20:52,184
He was a nice guy.
What guy?

333
00:20:54,623 --> 00:20:57,823
I don't I don't know.

334
00:20:57,983 --> 00:20:59,982
Cheers, guys.

335
00:21:00,942 --> 00:21:05,622
He looks vaguely familiar. Yeah, he was just
touching the police car. Should we follow him?

336
00:21:05,781 --> 00:21:10,981
Nah. I think he's just one of those
Deliver Easy guys. Quiet night, eh?

337
00:21:11,141 --> 00:21:13,780
I reckon.
Abnormally quiet.

338
00:21:14,460 --> 00:21:18,499
Yeah. Certainly not paranormal.
No. Not paranormal at all.

339
00:21:45,735 --> 00:21:48,415
Wha!

340
00:22:09,851 --> 00:22:11,691
I knew it!

341
00:22:11,851 --> 00:22:13,131
Yokai!

342
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