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Yeah. Not my kind of music, either.

2
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Not too bad. Yeah, it's not too good
either, though, is it, O'Leary?

3
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I mean, about 50% of our call-outs are
actually one-ends or noise complaints.

4
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You never know what you're
gonna get. Could be a domestic;

5
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it could be just a dog barking;

6
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um, could be a gangland shoot-out.

7
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(SLOW-DANCE MUSIC PLAYS IN DISTANCE)

8
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It's never a gangland
shoot-out, though, is it? No.

9
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Nah.
No
Not yet.

10
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Nope.

11
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(KNOCKS)
(MUFFLED '70s MUSIC PLAYS)

12
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Hello?
Yoo-hoo!

13
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So, no one's actually coming to the door,
but I think we can proceed with caution.

14
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(UPBEAT '70s MUSIC PLAYS) Hey! You can leave
your coats on the bed in the spare room.

15
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Legend. Thanks, mate.

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Gidday. You right? '70s-themed party.
You right?

17
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You'd be surprised at how quickly
a friendly game of Twister

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can actually spiral into mindless violence.
(GIRLS GIGGLE)

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(LAUGHTER, CHEERING IN BACKGROUND)
(SNIFFS) Cigarette.

20
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OK, guys, we've had
a noise complaint.

21
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Yeah, who's the host here?

22
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Scuse us! We're police!

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<i>#</i> Somehow it seems...

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(POLICE RT CRACKLES) O'Leary,
I'm gonna go into the kitchen,

25
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see if I have better luck in there.
Minogue? I'm right here.

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I'm going to the kitchen.
I heard you.

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OK, look, everyone. We all like
fun, but what's even more fun

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I is quiet fun.l

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<i>#</i> ...some imagination- <i>#</i>

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(MUSIC WARPS, STOPS)

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(CREAK!)

32
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(TORCH CLICKS)

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Hello? Party people?

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(EERIE MUSIC)

35
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(PANTS) A face!

36
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I saw a horrible, hideous face!

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(DRAMATIC MUSIC)

38
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(WHEEZES)

39
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Where did everybody go?

40
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(SPOOKY ELECTRO MUSIC)

41
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(MUSIC CONTINUES)

42
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And finally,
there have been more reports

43
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about a male flasher dressed
as the '90s rock star Prince,

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who's been exposing himself to
women at the Berhampore bus stop.

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This is not only distressing to
the victims themselves, but also

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highly insulting to the memory
of a great musical artist.

47
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So let's see what we can do to
put an end to his purple reign.

48
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Dismissed. (CLEARS THROAT)
Minogue. O'Leary. A word, please.

49
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Now, what I think you saw, Minogue, was
some kind of inter-dimensional being.

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These facial protuberances -
antennae,

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or some kind of
self-defence mechanism.

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Or someone dressed as a cactus.
Possibly, O'Leary.

53
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(CLEARS THROAT, READS)
Cactus costume?

54
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I have, however,
checked the records,

55
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and that particular house has had
noise complaints for over 4O years.

56
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But here's the thing...

57
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(DRAMATIC MUSIC)

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(CREAKING)

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(DRAMATIC MUSIC)

60
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What's the thing, sarge?

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No one's lived in that house...

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<i>for 40 years.</i>

63
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Boom!

64
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Can you not do that? Look,
surely it's just an empty house.

65
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There'll be local kids, you
know, using it for parties- No.

66
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...that kind of thing.
No. I hate to say this,

67
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but I think the evidence
points to...

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(MOUTHS)

69
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A party bus?
(WHISPERS)

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Party ghost?
Poltergeists!

71
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It's German for 'noisy spirits'.

72
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There's no such thing as spirits.
I saw a ghost once, Minogue.

73
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That's what turned my hair white.
Your hair's pitch-black, sarge.

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Yeah, well, they're
in there. Trust me.

75
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But you know what else?

76
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GRITS TEETH: The experience turned a
couple of my pubes white from fear.

77
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(BELT BUCKLE CLINKS) I'll take
your word for it, sarge. Minogue?

78
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Nah.
Copy that. (CLEARS THROAT)

79
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Look, we don't know
anything about ghosts. Ah.

80
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That's why I'm bringing in someone
who communes with the afterlife.

81
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Chloe Patterson. She's a medium.

82
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Huh. I'm a large, you're
a small, you're an XL -

83
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dream team. Ha.

84
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Huh?

85
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I Hmm, yeah. <i>I.</i>

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AUSTRALIAN ACCENT:
OK. Yeah. Here he is.

87
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Here he is. Yeah, he's
communicating with me now.

88
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He's talking about a crime...

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an unsolved crime. WHISPERS: How
did she know it was a crime?

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We're in a police station.

91
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He's been murdered.
Actually, it was a noise complaint.

92
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OK? What? A noise complaint.

93
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This is a complete waste of our time.
Well, hold up, cos I am getting...

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A message...
for someone in this room.

95
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Well, I'm seeing a name.
And I am getting...

96
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(DRAMATIC MUSIC)

97
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I'm seeing the letter...

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G.

99
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Does one of you have a relative...

100
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with the letter G in their name?
Oh... my...

101
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God. You're joking.

102
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My grandpa. No! Yeah.

103
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I get the goosebumps.
Literally goosebumps.

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What was his name?

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Grandpa.
Oh my God.

106
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With a G.

107
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OK. Well, he's got
a message for you.

108
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It's about the money.

109
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The money.

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He says not to worry about it.

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Yes! Yes.

112
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Yeah? Yeah. Yeah?

113
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That is awesome news.
Isn't it? Yeah.

114
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And, wait. He also says...

115
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He says he's proud of you.
Oh my goodness. Oh.

116
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TEARFULLY: I miss him so much, eh?

117
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(SOBS)

118
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But it is weird, right?

119
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It is weird. lt's-
How?

120
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Well, because Grandad
is still alive.

121
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He lives in Havelock North.
That's the point.

122
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He's still alive. Yeah, exactly. But
she's still able to talk to him.

123
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Now, that is amazing.
You can't explain that.

124
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Do you know why you can't explain that?
Because it's not real.

125
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Because it's inexplicable.

126
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Now, I know that my grandpa's
alive. He's a beekeeper.

127
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All right? There's a couple
of times he nearly did die.

128
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He shouldn't have been keeping bees.
He went into anaphylactic shock.

129
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Well, he should've chosen a better
profession, shouldn't he? Which he did,

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after he came out of hospital.
Nine months in a coma.

131
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But the point is he's alive now,
and she's still able to talk to him.

132
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Think how much she must save
on mobile phone bills.

133
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She'd probably still need one for the
data- Minogue? Minogue. Minogue?

134
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...but for the phone conversations,
she's saving money on-

135
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Minogue. I'm really happy that your
grandpa's still alive, OK? Thanks, O'Leary.

136
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I think we should get
out the car and go.

137
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OK? I just think you should have a bit
more of an open mind - that's all.

138
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That's all.

139
00:07:05,520 --> 00:07:09,040
Yeah, I'm sensing that somebody
definitely walked up this drive... Yeah.

140
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...and spirit really wants
me to go into this house.

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(CHUCKLES) Yeah, Grandad,
she was talking to you.

142
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Yeah. She said that you said
not to worry about the money.

143
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Well, I don't know what money,
but we don't have to worry about it.

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Yeah, I'm really picking
up a strong presence.

145
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Feel that?

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(DRAMATIC MUSIC)

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WHISPERS: Currently inside
the Tukariri St property,

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on the lookout for these
so-called party ghosts.

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To be honest,
it's actually quite scary.

150
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Um, for everyone else. Not for-

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Not for me.
(EERIE MOANING)

152
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(HUMS)

153
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Yeah. Yeah, OK. Yeah, I can hear
ya. I can hear you up there.

154
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WHISPERS: It's beginning to freak me out.
Yeah, come on. OK, guys.

155
00:08:05,880 --> 00:08:09,470
Guys, I'm sensing a really
profound presence in this room.

156
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If there is a spirit
present in this room...

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(SPRAYS BOTTLE) Make yourself known.

158
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(MOANS, MUTTERS)

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GHOSTLY VOICE: It's time
to blow out the candle.

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(EERIE MUSIC)

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It's time to blow out the candle.

162
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(WHOOSH!)
(GRUNTS)

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(GASPS) No. Don't like it. Nah.
Don't like it either.

164
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(WHOOSH!)

165
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Oh, mate. No, no, no,

166
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don't like this. I don't like this. I'm
getting out of here. Mrs Patterson. Chloe-

167
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Getting out of here! ...have you explained to
the spirit there's been a noise complaint?

168
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O'Leary, I might just go make
sure that she gets out all right,

169
00:09:00,400 --> 00:09:01,910
because of the... thing.

170
00:09:03,680 --> 00:09:06,520
You might need my assistance
on that, Minogue.

171
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WHISPERS: Mrs Patterson!
(STAIRS CREAK)

172
00:09:14,400 --> 00:09:16,850
WHISPERS: Mrs Patterson!
(STAIRS CREAK)

173
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What the hell?
WHISPERS: I guess it's a '70s ghost.

174
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(SINISTER MUSIC)

175
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Getting pretty close, O'Le-
(BOTH SCREAM)

176
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Wait!

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(GHOSTLY '70s MUSIC PLAYS)

178
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(MUSIC FADES)

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WHISPERS: Mrs Patterson.

180
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(GHOSTLY MUSIC)

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Ha. Scuse me.
(MUSIC CUTS OUT)

182
00:10:04,680 --> 00:10:05,550
(DOOR CREAKS)

183
00:10:10,320 --> 00:10:11,240
That's weird.

184
00:10:15,120 --> 00:10:16,040
(BEAD CURTAIN RATTLES)

185
00:10:16,240 --> 00:10:16,760
(GASPS)

186
00:10:17,640 --> 00:10:19,960
MUTTERS: Ghosts are real,
ghosts are real, ghosts are real...

187
00:10:20,160 --> 00:10:23,200
Mrs Patterson! Ghosts are real, ghosts...
Oh, thank God. Where have you been?

188
00:10:23,400 --> 00:10:25,080
Ghosts are real, ghosts are real...
Been worried sick.

189
00:10:25,280 --> 00:10:25,960
(SINISTER MUSIC)

190
00:10:26,160 --> 00:10:28,370
Argh!
Mrs Patterson. Mrs Patterson!

191
00:10:29,320 --> 00:10:32,000
(DOOR SLAMS) (GRUNTS)
(DOOR HANDLE RATTLES)

192
00:10:33,160 --> 00:10:34,500
(DOOR HANDLE RATTLES)

193
00:10:35,480 --> 00:10:36,880
(GASPS) Mrs Patterson!

194
00:10:39,600 --> 00:10:40,690
PANTS: Oh no. No.

195
00:10:43,560 --> 00:10:44,010
Oh no.

196
00:10:47,440 --> 00:10:49,930
(POLICE RT CRACKLES)
O'Leary? O'Leary!

197
00:10:51,160 --> 00:10:55,560
Where are you, Minogue? Presently in the hallway.
Suggest we reconvene in the living room.

198
00:10:55,760 --> 00:10:58,180
Yeah, copy.
I've just left the toilet.

199
00:10:58,760 --> 00:11:02,880
I just left the toilet. Request we change
our rendezvous point to the toilet.

200
00:11:03,080 --> 00:11:04,420
Proceeding to toilet.

201
00:11:05,880 --> 00:11:08,010
Roger that. I am a, uh, bit scared.

202
00:11:09,000 --> 00:11:09,920
Are you? Over.

203
00:11:11,280 --> 00:11:14,400
Confirmed. I'm a bit scared. Will arrive
presently at the rendezvous point. Over.

204
00:11:14,600 --> 00:11:17,720
Please hurry, over. Have arrived
at the very scary toilet.

205
00:11:17,920 --> 00:11:21,040
Yeah, I've also arrived
at the scary toilet. Over.

206
00:11:21,680 --> 00:11:22,730
(SINISTER MUSIC)

207
00:11:23,640 --> 00:11:25,770
No, you're not here yet, O'Leary.

208
00:11:26,080 --> 00:11:28,800
I'm quite sure I am. I'm standing
right next to the toilet.

209
00:11:29,000 --> 00:11:32,640
Well, I'm standing right next to the toilet, and
I can't see you, sol don't think you're here.

210
00:11:32,840 --> 00:11:34,080
OK, well, I'm standing right
next to the toilet. In fact,

211
00:11:34,280 --> 00:11:36,680
now my head's right over the toilet.
I'm looking in the toilet, over.

212
00:11:36,880 --> 00:11:39,400
Well, I've got my head pressed up against
the toilet, and if you were talking,

213
00:11:39,600 --> 00:11:42,560
there would be vibrations going directly into
my ear, and that's not happening, O'Leary.

214
00:11:42,760 --> 00:11:44,760
OK, well, look, I'm just gonna
pretend sitting on the toilet.

215
00:11:44,960 --> 00:11:46,560
I still can't see you
anywhere in here. Over.

216
00:11:46,760 --> 00:11:49,760
Well, if you were sitting on the toilet,
you'd be sitting on my head right now,

217
00:11:49,960 --> 00:11:52,280
because my head's in
the toilet. (RETCHES)

218
00:11:52,480 --> 00:11:55,120
I'm certainly not sitting on your head, Minogue.
OK? I'm standing up now, next to the toilet.

219
00:11:55,320 --> 00:11:57,800
I'm definitely in the toilet.
O'Leary!

220
00:11:58,600 --> 00:12:01,130
I think you might be
in the upside-down.

221
00:12:02,080 --> 00:12:03,080
No, I'm the right way up.

222
00:12:03,280 --> 00:12:03,920
(DRAMATIC MUSIC)

223
00:12:04,120 --> 00:12:06,080
I think I might be
in the upside-down.

224
00:12:06,280 --> 00:12:09,040
Just calm down, Minogue, OK?
I'm in the upstairs toilet. Over.

225
00:12:09,240 --> 00:12:11,720
Ah. Yeah, I'm in the
downstairs toilet.

226
00:12:12,400 --> 00:12:13,270
Calming down.

227
00:12:14,520 --> 00:12:15,390
(EERIE MUSIC)

228
00:12:21,440 --> 00:12:25,060
Yeah, good, cos I think I've
got a bit of a situation here.

229
00:12:25,360 --> 00:12:29,190
My situation's worse. (MARKER
PEN SQUEAKS) Mine's pretty bad.

230
00:12:30,080 --> 00:12:31,640
What's happening in your toilet?

231
00:12:31,840 --> 00:12:34,680
Well, there seems to be a message appearing
on the mirror, in what seems to be blood.

232
00:12:34,880 --> 00:12:36,200
It says, 'We'.
'We'?

233
00:12:38,120 --> 00:12:40,140
No-'Welcome.'
Oh, that's nice.

234
00:12:42,320 --> 00:12:43,540
'Welcome to Hell'?!

235
00:12:44,400 --> 00:12:46,720
Get out of there, O'Leary.
Get out of there now!

236
00:12:46,920 --> 00:12:50,050
Oh. 'Welcome to Helen and
Ray's 20th Anniversary.'

237
00:12:50,280 --> 00:12:53,520
Oh, that's lovely. Yeah. Sorry, I thought
it was gonna be scarier than that.

238
00:12:53,720 --> 00:12:55,860
O'Leary? I've lost Mrs Patterson.

239
00:12:57,360 --> 00:12:59,480
OK, that's way worse.
I'm coming to find you now.

240
00:12:59,680 --> 00:13:01,480
Roger that. Thanks, O'Leary.

241
00:13:01,680 --> 00:13:02,200
(PANTS)

242
00:13:03,800 --> 00:13:05,350
Well, she's not in here.

243
00:13:05,840 --> 00:13:11,390
WHISPERS: Well, sometimes it's a bathroom, but
other times, it's a 1970s orgy in a hot tub.

244
00:13:12,400 --> 00:13:13,680
Are you sure you're
not just fantasising?

245
00:13:13,880 --> 00:13:16,400
Nah. All my fantasies
are set in the '90s.

246
00:13:16,600 --> 00:13:17,410
(WIND MOANS)

247
00:13:19,040 --> 00:13:19,320
No.

248
00:13:21,120 --> 00:13:21,400
No.

249
00:13:23,520 --> 00:13:23,920
Nope.

250
00:13:25,960 --> 00:13:28,190
No. I've lost her, haven't I?
Yep.

251
00:13:29,560 --> 00:13:31,560
(SIGHS) There's ghosts in
this house, aren't there?

252
00:13:31,760 --> 00:13:32,100
Yep.

253
00:13:33,760 --> 00:13:34,990
(GUTTURAL SNARLING)

254
00:13:35,960 --> 00:13:37,470
Not Cheese Face! (PANTS)

255
00:13:38,080 --> 00:13:39,130
(DRAMATIC MUSIC)

256
00:13:42,760 --> 00:13:44,330
MUFFLED: The camera guys!

257
00:13:45,000 --> 00:13:46,920
WHISPERS: Come on.
Just you guys - not them.

258
00:13:47,120 --> 00:13:49,400
WHISPERS: Quick!
Quick, quick, quick.

259
00:13:49,600 --> 00:13:50,410
(DOOR SLAMS)

260
00:13:51,600 --> 00:13:52,830
(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC)

261
00:14:01,920 --> 00:14:03,250
WHISPERS: What is it?

262
00:14:04,480 --> 00:14:05,530
(DRAWER RATTLES)

263
00:14:12,480 --> 00:14:13,590
(MUSIC CONTINUES)

264
00:14:18,520 --> 00:14:21,980
Ugh! Oh! I just saw a hideous
face at the window. (PANTS)

265
00:14:22,360 --> 00:14:23,360
(GASPS) (GASPS) Open the window.

266
00:14:23,560 --> 00:14:25,340
Oh. Oh. The door won't open.

267
00:14:26,360 --> 00:14:29,550
Sorry, sarge. (TAPS ON GLASS) No worries.
You right?

268
00:14:30,800 --> 00:14:31,540
Yep.
Uh...

269
00:14:32,880 --> 00:14:34,550
Mm-hm. (GRUNTS)
Yep. Yep.

270
00:14:35,240 --> 00:14:37,920
Mm-hm. Mm-hm. Uh-huh. Yep, just turn around
just slowly, because there's a- Not yet!

271
00:14:38,120 --> 00:14:40,680
Don't swallow the torch. just down. Go down,
down. Yeah, the ground's there. Ground's there.

272
00:14:40,880 --> 00:14:41,680
Oh. Yep. Oh.

273
00:14:42,880 --> 00:14:43,280
Phew.

274
00:14:45,000 --> 00:14:47,760
(CLEARS THROAT) Thank
you for that, officers.

275
00:14:47,960 --> 00:14:50,060
I appreciate the assist. (EXHALES)

276
00:14:51,160 --> 00:14:54,000
So, some, uh, new information
came to light...

277
00:14:55,920 --> 00:15:00,320
uh, which is why I thought I'd come
down here as soon as I possibly could.

278
00:15:00,520 --> 00:15:04,970
It turns out that this house here used
to belong to one Raymond St john...

279
00:15:06,600 --> 00:15:07,650
(DRAMATIC MUSIC)

280
00:15:08,080 --> 00:15:09,470
...aka the Party King.

281
00:15:12,320 --> 00:15:14,530
Whoa. It does that sometimes, sarge.

282
00:15:16,080 --> 00:15:17,410
The lights are dicky.

283
00:15:18,720 --> 00:15:19,990
Sure. In the '70s...

284
00:15:22,440 --> 00:15:24,720
Raymond's parties were
the stuff of legend.

285
00:15:24,920 --> 00:15:26,640
They used to go on for days.

286
00:15:27,640 --> 00:15:29,790
Until, one fateful evening in 1977,

287
00:15:31,800 --> 00:15:36,220
the party ended when a series of
increasingly horrific events took place.

288
00:15:37,040 --> 00:15:37,910
(EERIE MUSIC)

289
00:15:38,960 --> 00:15:43,180
Two people were found deceased when
a table lamp fell into a spa pool.

290
00:15:44,360 --> 00:15:45,830
WHISPERS: Electrocuted.

291
00:15:47,640 --> 00:15:50,610
Another couple drowned
when a waterbed exploded,

292
00:15:52,920 --> 00:15:56,610
and a man died when he got tangled
up in a crocheted blanket.

293
00:15:58,080 --> 00:16:00,400
Yeah. You'd be surprised how
often that happened, actually.

294
00:16:00,600 --> 00:16:01,980
Yeah, we met that one!

295
00:16:02,600 --> 00:16:04,790
Hang on. Scuse me. You met that one?

296
00:16:05,240 --> 00:16:07,970
SOFTLY: Yeah. A '70s
crochet-blanket ghost.

297
00:16:09,440 --> 00:16:10,410
No, no, no. No.

298
00:16:11,920 --> 00:16:14,620
You met a ghost?!
We've seen heaps of them.

299
00:16:19,400 --> 00:16:22,000
Whoa. You right, sarge? Yeah, no, I'm all
right. I just need a minute, O'Leary.

300
00:16:22,200 --> 00:16:24,600
OK. There's something I should-
just a minute, please, Minogue.

301
00:16:24,800 --> 00:16:28,480
OK. So... (CLEARS THROAT) This is
quite possibly the most disturbing -

302
00:16:28,680 --> 00:16:31,570
a partygoer fell face-first
into a fondue set.

303
00:16:33,160 --> 00:16:34,560
Asphyxiated by cheese.

304
00:16:35,320 --> 00:16:39,120
Cheese Face. Hey, sarge, I've
got something I've gotta tell you.

305
00:16:39,320 --> 00:16:40,630
What is it?
I, um...

306
00:16:42,400 --> 00:16:43,730
I lost Mrs Patterson.

307
00:16:44,560 --> 00:16:46,410
What?!
In the spectral realm.

308
00:16:47,520 --> 00:16:50,840
You had one job, Minogue. I've had a
couple of jobs. But that job, I did, uh,

309
00:16:51,040 --> 00:16:52,840
I made a mistake. Sorry, sarge.
Sarge.

310
00:16:53,040 --> 00:16:55,000
Can't believe it.
It's a ghost.

311
00:16:55,200 --> 00:16:56,240
(YELLS)
(YELLS)

312
00:16:57,440 --> 00:17:01,080
Tase it, tase it, tase it! We need a Taser! We need
to tase it. No, don't. I wouldn't tase it, guys.

313
00:17:01,280 --> 00:17:02,260
Set. Set. Fire!

314
00:17:03,360 --> 00:17:05,290
(ZAP! WHOOSH!) Argh! (SIZZLING)

315
00:17:06,360 --> 00:17:08,520
It'll just go straight through.
(GRUNTING, TH UDDING)

316
00:17:08,720 --> 00:17:12,120
It's only another couple of minutes.
(GRUNTING, WHIMPERING)

317
00:17:12,320 --> 00:17:14,680
They will be fine after this.
So after the charge is, um,

318
00:17:14,880 --> 00:17:17,160
finished, um, they'll feel a
little bit tired, um... (THUMPING)

319
00:17:17,360 --> 00:17:20,840
...but they will get fully back
to normal in a short space of time.

320
00:17:21,040 --> 00:17:21,620
(GROANS)

321
00:17:23,280 --> 00:17:25,240
Bloody ghosts!
Still going now, which is- Yeah.

322
00:17:25,440 --> 00:17:27,840
(THUMPING) So they're in quite a
bit of pain now, but like I said,

323
00:17:28,040 --> 00:17:30,160
once the initial tase
is finished, then-

324
00:17:30,360 --> 00:17:31,760
It's finishing now, see?
Can you hear that?

325
00:17:31,960 --> 00:17:35,620
(GROANS) They're quietening
down, and that's really great.

326
00:17:40,800 --> 00:17:43,000
WHISPERS: Seems
to operate on a pattern.

327
00:17:43,200 --> 00:17:44,310
WHISPLERS: Watch.

328
00:17:46,640 --> 00:17:47,160
Toilet.

329
00:17:50,680 --> 00:17:51,200
Toilet.

330
00:17:53,120 --> 00:17:54,110
Toilet. Toilet.

331
00:17:57,080 --> 00:17:57,600
Toilet.

332
00:17:59,960 --> 00:18:00,480
Toilet.

333
00:18:02,120 --> 00:18:04,560
So the pattern is
it's always a toilet?

334
00:18:04,760 --> 00:18:06,560
Yeah, but watch this, though.

335
00:18:07,920 --> 00:18:08,440
Toilet.

336
00:18:10,280 --> 00:18:10,800
Toilet.

337
00:18:12,760 --> 00:18:13,620
Toilet.
Hey.

338
00:18:18,240 --> 00:18:20,120
This is the New Zealand Police,
the Paranormal Unit.

339
00:18:20,320 --> 00:18:24,950
If Mrs Patterson is behind there, please
just be there when we open the door.

340
00:18:26,200 --> 00:18:28,300
(DOOR CREAKS OPEN, FAINT BUBBLING)

341
00:18:29,040 --> 00:18:29,720
Oh my God!

342
00:18:33,280 --> 00:18:34,270
(GHOSTLY MUSIC)

343
00:18:35,680 --> 00:18:37,590
Mrs Patterson? Are you in here?

344
00:18:38,320 --> 00:18:39,020
(LAUGHTER)

345
00:18:41,040 --> 00:18:42,330
(GIGGLING, LAUGHTER)

346
00:18:44,560 --> 00:18:46,320
Oh, I was wondering
what happened to you!

347
00:18:46,520 --> 00:18:48,800
Mrs Patterson, are you being
held here against your will?

348
00:18:49,000 --> 00:18:51,140
No! No, this is Rochelle and Peter,

349
00:18:52,120 --> 00:18:54,160
lovely deceased couple from Tawa.

350
00:18:54,400 --> 00:18:56,640
Clearly a case of
Stocktaking Syndrome, isn't it?

351
00:18:56,840 --> 00:18:59,830
Mrs P, I think you should
come with us right now.

352
00:19:00,920 --> 00:19:03,170
Well, I want to, but I'm... (CHOKES)

353
00:19:04,240 --> 00:19:05,570
I can't... (RETCHES)

354
00:19:07,440 --> 00:19:08,490
(DRAMATIC MUSIC)

355
00:19:09,480 --> 00:19:13,700
MAN'S VOICE: Nobody leave. This is
my party, and it never ends, pigs.

356
00:19:15,120 --> 00:19:18,080
Mrs Patterson, if you could refrain
from throwing around the slurs, please.

357
00:19:18,280 --> 00:19:20,680
No, it's not her, Minogue.
Nah, she's been possessed.

358
00:19:20,880 --> 00:19:23,250
Sir/Madam, are you
Raymond St John...

359
00:19:24,080 --> 00:19:28,170
of 23 Tukariri St? MAN'S VOICE:
That's right. I'm the Party King -

360
00:19:29,200 --> 00:19:31,250
always partyin', always swingin'.

361
00:19:32,200 --> 00:19:35,360
Mr St john, please leave Mrs Patterson's
body. Get out of there, sir.

362
00:19:35,560 --> 00:19:37,570
Let's party, man!
No, sir, sir,

363
00:19:38,440 --> 00:19:41,320
please just stay in the tub, OK?
Stay in the tub. Whoo-hoo-hoo!

364
00:19:41,520 --> 00:19:42,570
(DRAMATIC MUSIC)

365
00:19:43,080 --> 00:19:44,230
Put your torch on.

366
00:19:44,760 --> 00:19:48,750
Yeah, youse go - I'll just, um...
I'll just secure the perimeter.

367
00:19:50,160 --> 00:19:53,080
Sir! If you're uncooperative, we'll have
to issue you with an official warning.

368
00:19:53,280 --> 00:19:54,680
Ooh, official warning!

369
00:19:55,320 --> 00:19:56,540
Uh! (FOOTSTEPS TAP)

370
00:19:59,000 --> 00:19:59,340
Sir!

371
00:20:02,480 --> 00:20:03,110
Out here.

372
00:20:06,240 --> 00:20:08,440
It's locked, O'Leary.
('70s POP MUSIC PLAYS)

373
00:20:08,640 --> 00:20:11,360
Hey! You can leave your coats
on the bed in the spare room.

374
00:20:11,560 --> 00:20:13,050
Whoa. It's like DJ-vu.

375
00:20:14,480 --> 00:20:16,440
(CHATTER)
You should be in bed.

376
00:20:20,720 --> 00:20:23,160
Right. Listen, everyone, OK?
(CHATTER STOPS)

377
00:20:23,360 --> 00:20:25,200
We have had a series
of noise complaints.

378
00:20:25,400 --> 00:20:28,920
Oh, what? Yeah. I must also
inform you that you're, <i>um...</i>

379
00:20:29,120 --> 00:20:31,660
you're all deceased.
What, we're dead?!

380
00:20:32,560 --> 00:20:35,160
As my partner's stated,
approximately 4O years ago,

381
00:20:35,360 --> 00:20:38,360
you were all killed in completely
unrelated party accidents.

382
00:20:38,560 --> 00:20:41,450
So we're, uh, obviously
very sorry about that.

383
00:20:41,920 --> 00:20:45,730
No, no, no, no. Don't listen to the man.
(CHUCKLES) Excuse me.

384
00:20:46,080 --> 00:20:48,800
Hey, I've just got short hair, OK? Oh yeah.
Don't make that assumption.

385
00:20:49,000 --> 00:20:52,120
People always make that mistake, though,
don't they? Oh, come on. We're not dead.

386
00:20:52,320 --> 00:20:55,400
# We've only started livin'!
# (CROWD CHEERS) Yeah!

387
00:20:57,200 --> 00:20:57,600
Whoa.

388
00:20:59,240 --> 00:21:00,270
Oh!
CROWD: Ooh!

389
00:21:01,960 --> 00:21:05,120
Often, when you're alive, the light won't
pass directly through you like that.

390
00:21:05,320 --> 00:21:08,040
Often it'll stop on the outside,
on the clothes or the body itself.

391
00:21:08,240 --> 00:21:12,200
Mr St john, you need to release your guests
and, uh- No, look, my party, my rules.

392
00:21:12,400 --> 00:21:15,120
No one leaves.
<i>#</i> This party goes on forever! <i>#</i>

393
00:21:16,120 --> 00:21:17,100
Yeah. OK. Yeah!

394
00:21:17,680 --> 00:21:20,880
Party King. Is that your name? Yeah.
That's my name. Don't wear it out.

395
00:21:21,080 --> 00:21:24,400
Look, parties should end, you know, 11.30.
Midnight at the latest, OK? Absolutely.

396
00:21:24,600 --> 00:21:26,280
If you're a nana, maybe. If you're a nana.
No, no, no.

397
00:21:26,480 --> 00:21:29,360
No, look. Now you've called me a man, and you've
called me a nana. I don't appreciate that.

398
00:21:29,560 --> 00:21:30,960
No. I'm just here to help you.
So then what are you, Man-Nana?

399
00:21:31,160 --> 00:21:32,760
No, I'm not a nan, I'm not a-
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Mana-nana?

400
00:21:32,960 --> 00:21:36,360
Look, these people are not
happy to be here any more, Ray. OK?

401
00:21:36,560 --> 00:21:41,440
Right, everybody that wants to proceed to
the afterlife, put up your ghost hands.

402
00:21:43,200 --> 00:21:45,200
That's everyone, Ray. I thought
you guys were havin' a good time.

403
00:21:45,400 --> 00:21:48,640
Minogue. MUFFLED: Do I look like
I'm havin' a good time, Ray?

404
00:21:48,840 --> 00:21:51,200
Sorry, what was that, sir? MUFFLED: I
don't think I'm havin' a good time.

405
00:21:51,400 --> 00:21:53,920
OK, it's a bit hard to make out what
you're saying. MUFFLED: I'm not having...

406
00:21:54,120 --> 00:21:55,680
Thumbs up or thumbs down?

407
00:21:56,400 --> 00:22:00,440
Thumbs down. He's over it too. Please, look,
everyone, please just leave now and make your way

408
00:22:00,640 --> 00:22:03,640
to the afterlife, OK? CROWD: Thanks, Ray.
See ya, Ray. Good party.

409
00:22:03,840 --> 00:22:06,320
Nice one. That's all right, Pete.
Yes. Take care, guys.

410
00:22:06,520 --> 00:22:09,280
Hope you're not overdressed for
where you're going, most of you.

411
00:22:09,480 --> 00:22:11,560
Hmm. You're buzzkille rs. Mm-hm.

412
00:22:12,280 --> 00:22:13,960
That's what you are. Yep.
Yep, yep. No.No-

413
00:22:14,160 --> 00:22:16,320
Man-nana Buzzkiller. That's
one way to put it. I would-

414
00:22:16,520 --> 00:22:19,280
Another way to put it is that we're the New Zealand
Police, and we're doing our job. All right?

415
00:22:19,480 --> 00:22:20,880
OK? Put 'em on me. Won't
be the first time.

416
00:22:21,080 --> 00:22:23,350
Officers O'Leary, Minogue and myself

417
00:22:24,240 --> 00:22:27,120
have removed the guests
from the ceaseless party,

418
00:22:27,320 --> 00:22:30,610
and they will finally
be going to a much better place.

419
00:22:31,560 --> 00:22:32,320
(SCREAMING)

420
00:22:33,720 --> 00:22:34,590
(EERIE MUSIC)

421
00:22:37,400 --> 00:22:39,880
Som we'll be taking the ghost of
Mr St John back to the station,

422
00:22:40,080 --> 00:22:43,320
where he'll face multiple counts of
holding persons against their will

423
00:22:43,520 --> 00:22:46,300
and 4O years' worth of
noise complaints. Hmm.

424
00:22:46,720 --> 00:22:50,410
We might be police, but we still
love a good party. Mm.Yeah.

425
00:22:51,720 --> 00:22:53,800
(WHOOSH!) But it's really about
respecting your community.

426
00:22:54,000 --> 00:22:56,040
(WHOOSH!)
You can party till you drop,

427
00:22:56,240 --> 00:22:57,970
uh, just not after you drop.

428
00:23:00,440 --> 00:23:00,720
Mm.

429
00:23:02,680 --> 00:23:04,730
BOTH: Safer communities together.