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It was sometime around 1979,

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when fate decided to give
me a boot up the arse.

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Fuckin' dead man.

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What's the
score here, you might ask?

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Well, it all started with
a very smart investment

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on Rapid River romping home at 10 to one.

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Which meant up the hackie down the blackie

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for a couple of celebrationary sharpners.

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Sink a couple of them
down the hatch, and then,

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it's onto the student
union for a drunken shag

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Poetry, eh?

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Now, I've sunk my fair share
of triple brandies and coke

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by this point, and that's when I met her.

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Honestly, at the time,
I coulda swore she was

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the spitting image of
the blond bird from ABBA.

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Like I said, I had few.

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An hour later, and we're back to hers.

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Under starters orders, and they're off.

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Well nearly.

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I remember asking her something like,

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Who's that?

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It's my fiance, Malky.

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He's in the jail.

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The jail?

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That was my cue to fucking leave.

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Get ready for
a big night, darlin'.

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Davie, I'm really sorry.

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I thought he'd be in for
much longer. He's in for GBH.

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And then, like a
scene from the bloody Shining,

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Charles Manson look-a-like
comes walking through the door.

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Talk about a close shave.

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But it doesn't end there, though.

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No, no, no, no.

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A week later, I'm down at
Grouchos, earning some coin.

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You workin' here, my lad?

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Short term contract.

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Cool.

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Just 'til the
student grant kicks in.

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And that is the moment when fate

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finally decides to take a hand.

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Van Halen, pal.

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Van Halen?

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Jesus.

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You sure?

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You.

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What was it the
wee Chinese boy with the

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hat and the red book used to say?

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A journey of a thousand miles
starts with a single step.

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Aye, I guess you could say
it's something like that.

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Good afternoon, Prime Minister.

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{\an8}There are certainly gonna

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{\an8}be some celebrations tonight.

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Very exciting, indeed.

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Haggis, which,
believe me, is delicious.

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{\an8}♪ I say why, I saw why ♪

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{\an8}Pitch is looking good.

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{\an8}Should be, the amount of
shite played here last season.

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The team made the paper today!

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Come on.

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Many London pubs
were attempting to cut off

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{\an8}essential supplies to the
Tartan Army by remaining shut.

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Have a fucking word, man.

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So that's where my journey begins.

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And, by chance, that single step,

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starts with a break.

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Fuckin' dead man.

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Can you walk it off son?

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I can't even feel it.

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Aye, must be numb.

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We'll try some deep heat, eh?

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See if it brings back the sensation.

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I think I'm in shock a dinn-y.

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Okay, here we go.

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Old Ralph said you can get a start

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at the printers, even with your stooky on.

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Every cloud, eh?

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Willie, it's only a broken leg.

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Well, he's gonna need to face the facts.

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The ball's burst, the games up the pulley.

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His football days are over.

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Rubbish.

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Six weeks and the leg will be good as new.

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When I was a nurse,

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no, no, listen.

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We were told when you break a bone,

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it comes back even stronger
with the new stuff.

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You just need to screw a few pins into it.

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A few pins.

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I'll give old Ralph a
phone in the morning, son.

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Willie, will you shut up?

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Stop depressing the lad.

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Hello Davie.

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- I'm Shona, student nurse
- And that's when I met her.

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I can assure you you're in good hands.

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I'll be checking on you regularly.

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You really are quite beautiful.

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What's that?

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I actually ken about the
Florence Nightingale effect,

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where the patient falls
in love with the nurse.

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I read a lotta about history.

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Lot of books on war.

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That's not what I'm trying to say.

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The only thing that's
gonna get me through this

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career-ending injury is
knowing I've got a date

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with a bonny lassie at the end of it.

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There is a level of confidence that can

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only be achieved when you're
out of your tits on morphine.

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So, just when you think

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you're Shakespeare spouting a sonnet,

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Sorry, what are you trying to say?

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You're actually talking pish,

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looking like Plug from the Beano comic.

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Davie, I'll get the bib on.

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Oh, fu...

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Alright, Davie.

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Scot, nice jacket.

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Do you get any hassle for selling in here?

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What you selling anyway?

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I can handle my self.

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So can I.

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All right, Davie.

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Back for more, eh?

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Leave him, Malky.

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Get fucked, Scott.

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The wee twat shagged me missus.

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Strangle everyone who's
shagged your missus,

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it's gonna be a busy month.

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That's my
fiancé yer talking 'bout

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Malcolm, my old friend,

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She's had more pricks
than The Powrie dartboard.

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I'm gonna bang yer pus, Scott!

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Well, you'll get a crutch in yours.

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Take it outside boys?

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Get the,

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Sorry, no bother.

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If I dinn-y see you through the week,

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I'll see you through the window, Davie.

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Come on.

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I owe you one.

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Nah.

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We're even.

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You just saved my life.

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Least I can get you is a drink.

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Me?

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I'm too young.

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Double vodka and orange.

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How you getting on?

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Crutches okay?

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I won't be tripping the light fantastic

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for a wee while, but we're gettin' there.

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So, how did it go with old Ralph?

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I go and meet
this Ralph character,

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and while he's giving
a tour of the factory,

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he's just waffling on and
on about jute and whale oil,

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and how whale oil is essential
in the processing of jute.

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A handy supply of whale oil.

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Whale oil?

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Aye.

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Ralph is a lovely old guy, and I'm sure

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this is all very interesting to him.

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But you try listening to
that for two hours solid.

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I did actually learn
something new that day.

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Did you know that jute
really comes from India?

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Fuckin' riveting, right?

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So, I asked him.

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Ever been to India, Ralph?

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Just the Taj Mahal up the
Perth Road for a chicken korma.

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- And jute...
- Then he just started

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going on about jute and whale oil again.

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At this point, I couldn't take
any more, so I had to ask.

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Ralph, what exactly is my job gonna be?

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See that lever?

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Uh-huh.

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Pull it to switch the press on.

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Right.

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Pull it to switch it off.

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That it?

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I'm sure there'll be more.

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believe me, I asked.

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Well, sometimes the
press needs recalibrating..

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Quite a skilled and complex job, actually.

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And I'll be learning
all about that, will I?

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Oh no, we'll get a guy in.

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You just start her up and give me

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a shout, if you got any bother.

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Job for life, son.

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That is not for me, Ma.

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Well, there's always your football.

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Football's finished.

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Let's face it, I'm no exactly George Best.

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I can't imagine the
Football Hall of Fame's

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gonna be missin' me.

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Stop feeling sorry for yourself.

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I get enough of that with your dad.

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You'll bounce back, Davie.

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Thanks.

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I do have a plan.

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So, what's that then?

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I watched this
documentary by John Pilger

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called "The Year Zero."

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About this guy in
Cambodia, called Pol Pot.

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Murdered millions of his own people,

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I'm talking work camps.

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Guy was a psycho, a
complete 'head the ball'

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Davie, What's this got to do with you?

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I wrote him a letter.

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Pol Pot?

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No, John Pilger.

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I offered him my help for like,
volunteering, or something.

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Cambodia!?

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For a boy who got sunstroke
going to the berries?

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Aye, a laugh.

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Well, in the meantime I've got

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something a wee bit more concrete.

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These, and another tenner on Lucky Break

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to win the 2:30 Epsom, eh?

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Back then, I had a bit of a
love affair with the horses.

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That'll be another tenner then.

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I'll get tick, then.

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You heard what happened, aye?

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Aye, we heard.

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But come on Davie,
we're a fuckin' bookies.

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I always pay my debts.

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Aye, ya did, before you were a cripple.

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Which leads to me Kenny,
my future debt collector.

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His APR might be pish compared to

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Littlewoods, but he's a fucking radge.

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Look, I still get a wee
stipend from the team,

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and the nurse says I'm
gonna be back soon...

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Couldn't gie a flying fuck.

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No job, no tick.

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- End of.
- Tenner.

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On Lucky Break.

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Hey, Willie.

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Hey.

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Hey.

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If your Mother caught me
doing that, it'd kill her.

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- Why do it then?
- Still getting grief

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about my old poker days.

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Well, why you do it then?

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You've had a bit of a hard time.

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Just make sure that's the last of it.

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If I catch you again I'll tell her.

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I thought it would kill her.

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Just promise you won't do it again?

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I promise.

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Promise what?

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That I'll no let you catch me.

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Look, I'm not daft, Dad.

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Aye, but you cannot pee far.

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Don't go spending that money
on quines, ya fuckin' loon.

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Don't spend it on lassies, Dad.

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Pink.

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That was blue.

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What?

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Are you colourblind?

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Aye.

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What?

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What you doing?

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Closing my pores.

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Right.

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Smooth Scott, smooth.

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Thanks.

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And there she was.

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You just gonna stare forever pal?

266
00:14:58,775 --> 00:14:59,608
Eh?

267
00:15:00,525 --> 00:15:02,733
There's lads in here
every week looking at her,

268
00:15:02,775 --> 00:15:04,608
but not any have got the bottle
to go up and talk to her.

269
00:15:04,650 --> 00:15:06,317
I don't really know what
I'd talk about with her.

270
00:15:06,358 --> 00:15:08,733
Ken anything about her?

271
00:15:08,775 --> 00:15:10,192
Student nurse.

272
00:15:10,233 --> 00:15:12,817
Talk to her about that, then.

273
00:15:15,067 --> 00:15:18,483
Any chance you can gaze
longingly from somewhere else?

274
00:15:18,525 --> 00:15:19,567
I need to go for a piss.

275
00:15:19,608 --> 00:15:20,775
Oh, sorry.

276
00:15:20,817 --> 00:15:21,650
Cheers.

277
00:15:41,900 --> 00:15:43,650
Here we fucking go.

278
00:15:48,067 --> 00:15:48,900
Shona.

279
00:15:50,483 --> 00:15:51,817
I just wanted thank you for nursing me

280
00:15:51,858 --> 00:15:53,858
back to relative health.

281
00:15:55,400 --> 00:15:58,858
I'd also like to say that I think

282
00:15:58,900 --> 00:16:01,400
that you're really, really...

283
00:16:01,442 --> 00:16:02,442
Beautiful?

284
00:16:03,525 --> 00:16:04,400
Yeah, I know.

285
00:16:04,442 --> 00:16:05,358
You told me about twenty times

286
00:16:05,400 --> 00:16:08,442
whilst swinging in and
out of consciousness.

287
00:16:08,483 --> 00:16:09,567
You swore it wasn't the so-called

288
00:16:09,608 --> 00:16:12,192
Florence Nightingale effect,
based on your knowledge

289
00:16:12,233 --> 00:16:15,983
of Commando Comics, and that
Van Halen was an arsehole.

290
00:16:16,025 --> 00:16:18,775
I was pretty buckled, to be fair.

291
00:16:18,817 --> 00:16:20,192
So, The Florence Nightingale effect

292
00:16:20,233 --> 00:16:22,942
is actually when the nurse
falls for the patient,

293
00:16:22,983 --> 00:16:25,108
not the other way around.

294
00:16:25,150 --> 00:16:30,150
Best we can diagnose, that's
not what happened here at all.

295
00:16:30,400 --> 00:16:31,733
I was just going to
offer you all free tickets

296
00:16:31,775 --> 00:16:34,525
to this uni disco I'm organizing.

297
00:16:35,650 --> 00:16:37,317
Sorry to bother you.

298
00:16:39,150 --> 00:16:39,983
Okay,

299
00:16:40,900 --> 00:16:41,733
Sure.

300
00:16:46,067 --> 00:16:47,150
What?

301
00:16:47,192 --> 00:16:50,567
Yes, you can take me
on a date to your disco.

302
00:16:50,608 --> 00:16:52,775
Aye, she called my bluff.

303
00:16:52,817 --> 00:16:53,733
Cheeky, eh?

304
00:16:54,900 --> 00:16:57,483
Well, considering our first encounter,

305
00:16:57,525 --> 00:16:59,108
she left me no choice.

306
00:16:59,150 --> 00:17:00,775
Cool.

307
00:17:00,817 --> 00:17:02,733
So I head over to Mennie's bar.

308
00:17:02,775 --> 00:17:05,567
Try and persuade Scott here
to join my new venture.

309
00:17:05,608 --> 00:17:07,191
You want to start a disco?

310
00:17:07,233 --> 00:17:08,066
Aye.

311
00:17:09,275 --> 00:17:10,441
And who's Shona?

312
00:17:10,483 --> 00:17:11,566
This lassie, mate.

313
00:17:11,608 --> 00:17:12,691
You should see her.

314
00:17:12,733 --> 00:17:14,983
Could you have no
asked her out normally?

315
00:17:15,025 --> 00:17:16,941
Disco is a bit fuckin' much, like.

316
00:17:16,983 --> 00:17:18,400
No, I could-nae.

317
00:17:19,900 --> 00:17:20,983
So you going to help me or what?

318
00:17:21,025 --> 00:17:21,816
I don't know, Davie.

319
00:17:21,858 --> 00:17:22,650
Come on, Scott.

320
00:17:22,691 --> 00:17:25,066
My student loan doesn't
stretch that far eh?

321
00:17:25,108 --> 00:17:28,233
Aye, if you keep buying
double brandies and coke.

322
00:17:28,275 --> 00:17:29,650
Will-nae.

323
00:17:29,691 --> 00:17:33,483
You gonna be slinging
dope all your days?

324
00:17:33,525 --> 00:17:35,775
You can make a tidy profit.

325
00:17:37,108 --> 00:17:38,150
If I'm being honest, I knew it would

326
00:17:38,192 --> 00:17:40,525
be easy to get Scott on-side.

327
00:17:40,567 --> 00:17:43,150
Extra money would be nice.

328
00:17:43,192 --> 00:17:44,858
Boy loves a pound note.

329
00:17:44,900 --> 00:17:48,983
All I had to do was to sell him the dream.

330
00:17:49,025 --> 00:17:51,317
Who's going to be
your disc jockey, then?

331
00:17:51,358 --> 00:17:52,775
I see this boy running about college

332
00:17:52,817 --> 00:17:54,358
with loads of records.

333
00:17:54,400 --> 00:17:55,858
Maybe he'd do it.

334
00:17:55,900 --> 00:17:56,983
Who's that?

335
00:17:58,150 --> 00:17:58,942
I think his name's John.

336
00:17:58,983 --> 00:18:01,233
But it was raising the
money and convincing John.

337
00:18:01,275 --> 00:18:03,483
That was the real problem.

338
00:18:03,525 --> 00:18:04,900
But right enough, good ole' Scotty-boy

339
00:18:04,942 --> 00:18:07,525
comes through with another brilliant idea.

340
00:18:07,567 --> 00:18:09,775
I've got an idea.

341
00:18:09,817 --> 00:18:10,942
Though I have to admit,

342
00:18:10,983 --> 00:18:12,192
the poster looked a bit shit.

343
00:18:12,233 --> 00:18:14,567
Here we go, lads, here we go.

344
00:18:14,608 --> 00:18:15,900
You organized a disco with me

345
00:18:15,942 --> 00:18:16,900
on the bill before you even asked?

346
00:18:16,942 --> 00:18:17,817
Wanted to show you
how ambitious we were.

347
00:18:17,858 --> 00:18:18,733
Ambitious?

348
00:18:18,775 --> 00:18:19,983
More like couple of bloody chancers.

349
00:18:20,025 --> 00:18:23,317
Gotta take chances to get
the best like you, John.

350
00:18:23,358 --> 00:18:25,775
We thought a team-up could
take us all to the next level.

351
00:18:25,817 --> 00:18:28,650
I was already going big time.

352
00:18:28,692 --> 00:18:30,525
Hey, there's not even any venue on it yet.

353
00:18:30,567 --> 00:18:32,025
Yeah, we've had a few ideas about that.

354
00:18:32,067 --> 00:18:32,858
Such as?

355
00:18:32,900 --> 00:18:34,067
Come on, somebody tackle up.

356
00:18:34,108 --> 00:18:35,650
How's your team getting on?

357
00:18:35,692 --> 00:18:36,483
Shite.

358
00:18:36,525 --> 00:18:38,150
You gonna answer my question?

359
00:18:38,192 --> 00:18:39,275
So after a few
words of inspiration,

360
00:18:39,317 --> 00:18:41,400
we managed to get John to join the team.

361
00:18:41,442 --> 00:18:44,692
But there was still one
situation to address.

362
00:18:44,733 --> 00:18:46,567
We were totally skint.

363
00:18:46,608 --> 00:18:48,483
But that's when John said.

364
00:18:48,525 --> 00:18:51,275
Maybe, I'm due some money from

365
00:18:51,317 --> 00:18:52,150
the Vicar.

366
00:18:54,233 --> 00:18:55,650
So, when John said the Vicar,

367
00:18:55,692 --> 00:18:58,067
we naturally thought it was
some mad gangster alias.

368
00:18:58,108 --> 00:18:59,775
Delighted to see you again.

369
00:18:59,817 --> 00:19:01,483
But really, it
was just a normal vicar.

370
00:19:01,525 --> 00:19:03,108
Father Vettriano.

371
00:19:03,150 --> 00:19:06,358
Always nice to have new
blood under our roof.

372
00:19:06,400 --> 00:19:09,233
Now, gentlemen, have you found

373
00:19:09,275 --> 00:19:11,442
religion for yourselves yet?

374
00:19:11,483 --> 00:19:13,067
There was something
weird about this guy, though,

375
00:19:13,108 --> 00:19:15,317
and I was almost certain
he tried to convert us.

376
00:19:15,358 --> 00:19:17,608
Well, I'm still a Prodie.

377
00:19:17,650 --> 00:19:18,442
Prodie.

378
00:19:18,483 --> 00:19:20,275
It eludes me yet, Father, but I prefer

379
00:19:20,317 --> 00:19:21,692
the Catholic show a bit more.

380
00:19:25,858 --> 00:19:28,775
Yes, well, if you do require

381
00:19:28,817 --> 00:19:31,733
some additional spiritual guidance,

382
00:19:34,317 --> 00:19:35,317
might one suggest.

383
00:19:35,358 --> 00:19:36,858
Then I really had my suspicions

384
00:19:36,900 --> 00:19:41,025
when he tried to offer us
some sort of sermon from.

385
00:19:41,067 --> 00:19:42,900
The big man himself.

386
00:19:47,608 --> 00:19:48,442
God?

387
00:19:49,567 --> 00:19:53,900
And of course,
it nearly fooled Scott.

388
00:19:53,942 --> 00:19:56,108
His Holiness is speaking

389
00:19:56,150 --> 00:19:58,900
at Bellahouston Park in a few weeks.

390
00:19:58,942 --> 00:20:00,817
Ah, Bellahouston.

391
00:20:00,858 --> 00:20:02,150
Great capacity.

392
00:20:02,192 --> 00:20:04,317
Well, he's vertainly got the
biggest fan club in the world.

393
00:20:09,067 --> 00:20:11,150
Now, business associates.

394
00:20:12,983 --> 00:20:15,650
You're here to collect your stipend

395
00:20:15,692 --> 00:20:19,358
from last week's rather
rambunctious soiree.

396
00:20:20,817 --> 00:20:23,483
The ten year olds were ecstatic.

397
00:20:24,483 --> 00:20:27,233
Oh, big time stuff alright.

398
00:20:27,275 --> 00:20:28,108
Now,

399
00:20:29,775 --> 00:20:31,983
I have a proposal.

400
00:20:32,025 --> 00:20:34,775
A possible deal as it were.

401
00:20:34,817 --> 00:20:35,983
Here we fucking go.

402
00:20:36,025 --> 00:20:38,942
If it would be at all amenable

403
00:20:38,983 --> 00:20:42,733
to offer an alternative
form of remuneration.

404
00:20:44,775 --> 00:20:48,358
To wit, would you accept
this fine painting

405
00:20:49,775 --> 00:20:52,442
by my nephew Jack by way of pay?

406
00:20:56,192 --> 00:20:57,858
Is he famous?

407
00:20:57,900 --> 00:21:00,358
Ah, but what is fame, if one is regarded

408
00:21:00,400 --> 00:21:02,525
by one's peers as a shining...

409
00:21:02,567 --> 00:21:05,817
Can we get much money for it?

410
00:21:05,858 --> 00:21:07,650
I fear not, but in time-

411
00:21:07,692 --> 00:21:10,817
- Really sorry, Father Vettriano, but

412
00:21:10,858 --> 00:21:12,733
we could kinda use the notes just now.

413
00:21:12,775 --> 00:21:13,775
Of course.

414
00:21:15,108 --> 00:21:17,358
Twenty notes was it not?

415
00:21:17,400 --> 00:21:19,317
Twenty five.

416
00:21:19,358 --> 00:21:22,442
And just like that,
we had ourselves a disco.

417
00:21:22,483 --> 00:21:23,567
Here, here.

418
00:21:24,567 --> 00:21:28,150
Three classy lassies in the
queue making my spring go ping!

419
00:21:28,192 --> 00:21:29,483
Get them in, pronto.

420
00:21:29,525 --> 00:21:30,358
Hey.

421
00:21:31,650 --> 00:21:33,400
Think we can do better?

422
00:21:33,442 --> 00:21:34,900
Better?

423
00:21:34,942 --> 00:21:37,567
If you ask me, Shona's got
better tits than Venus De Milo.

424
00:21:37,608 --> 00:21:39,358
Is she the lassie at the college?

425
00:21:39,400 --> 00:21:40,733
Venus De Milo?

426
00:21:40,775 --> 00:21:41,692
- Aye.
- Hey, bring that back,

427
00:21:41,733 --> 00:21:42,567
you fanny.

428
00:21:43,525 --> 00:21:44,942
Where's he going?

429
00:22:02,317 --> 00:22:03,150
Come on.

430
00:22:04,817 --> 00:22:08,275
Volume, that's the
record, don't let it skip.

431
00:22:08,317 --> 00:22:11,817
♪ This party, there's two ♪

432
00:22:13,775 --> 00:22:16,108
Do you dance, Davie the DJ?

433
00:22:16,150 --> 00:22:17,567
You askin'?

434
00:22:17,608 --> 00:22:19,192
Yeah, I'm askin'.

435
00:22:30,525 --> 00:22:32,400
What's that Scott?

436
00:22:32,442 --> 00:22:34,942
This is the next level John.

437
00:22:37,483 --> 00:22:38,942
It's beautiful.

438
00:22:38,983 --> 00:22:41,817
Where the fuck did you get that?

439
00:22:43,942 --> 00:22:46,775
What do you think of that, then?

440
00:22:47,900 --> 00:22:49,942
I think I'm going for that dance.

441
00:23:16,317 --> 00:23:17,692
Thought you were quite cute.

442
00:23:17,733 --> 00:23:18,525
Cute?

443
00:23:19,400 --> 00:23:20,192
I want to be rock and roll!

444
00:23:20,233 --> 00:23:21,900
I'm paying you a compliment.

445
00:23:21,942 --> 00:23:24,733
I don't go on dates with
every patient who asks me out.

446
00:23:24,775 --> 00:23:26,983
I'm going to do more nights like this.

447
00:23:27,025 --> 00:23:28,483
Proper bands would be cool.

448
00:23:28,525 --> 00:23:29,692
Ah, such as?

449
00:23:32,233 --> 00:23:33,025
Simple Minds have been getting

450
00:23:33,067 --> 00:23:34,567
a lot of airplay on John Peel.

451
00:23:34,608 --> 00:23:36,192
Simple Minds it is.

452
00:23:36,233 --> 00:23:38,483
Though, probably need
to change their name.

453
00:23:38,525 --> 00:23:39,733
Bit of a non-starter.

454
00:23:39,775 --> 00:23:41,358
Okay, well if you get them I'll go.

455
00:23:41,400 --> 00:23:43,108
But I've got a bit too much on

456
00:23:43,150 --> 00:23:45,442
right now to go on more dates.

457
00:23:45,483 --> 00:23:48,233
Also, no offense, but
you are incredibly slow.

458
00:23:48,275 --> 00:23:49,650
I've really got to get home.

459
00:23:49,692 --> 00:23:50,692
Got an early start.

460
00:23:50,733 --> 00:23:51,983
You know what uni's like.

461
00:23:52,025 --> 00:23:54,317
Course, aye, fair play.

462
00:23:54,358 --> 00:23:57,025
Thanks for a fun night

463
00:24:00,150 --> 00:24:01,067
Bye.

464
00:24:04,900 --> 00:24:06,442
Oh, hello there.

465
00:24:06,483 --> 00:24:08,275
I'm Anne, the wife.

466
00:24:08,317 --> 00:24:10,567
John never said he was married
to such a lovely lassie.

467
00:24:10,608 --> 00:24:13,358
Aye, well, he's got his
stud-like DJ image to protect.

468
00:24:13,400 --> 00:24:15,275
Davie, And this is my business associate.

469
00:24:15,317 --> 00:24:16,650
Yeah, I heard you made quite

470
00:24:16,692 --> 00:24:18,692
the impact on the uni disco scene.

471
00:24:18,733 --> 00:24:19,775
It was all on John, really.

472
00:24:19,817 --> 00:24:21,483
His gig, you know?

473
00:24:21,525 --> 00:24:22,317
It's all he's talked about.

474
00:24:23,192 --> 00:24:24,233
Nah, it's not.

475
00:24:24,275 --> 00:24:27,358
Anyway, I was going big
long before last night.

476
00:24:29,067 --> 00:24:30,025
Do you want a cup of tea?

477
00:24:30,067 --> 00:24:30,858
Tunnock's Caramel Wafer?

478
00:24:30,900 --> 00:24:31,692
- Smashing.
- Cracking.

479
00:24:31,733 --> 00:24:33,192
I'd like one an all, actually.

480
00:24:33,233 --> 00:24:34,900
Well you know where the kettle is.

481
00:24:34,942 --> 00:24:35,733
You just have to flick
the switch, and then,

482
00:24:35,775 --> 00:24:38,233
you pour the boiling water in the cup.

483
00:24:38,275 --> 00:24:41,233
And don't forget to add the tea bag.

484
00:24:41,275 --> 00:24:43,775
John, ask them to sit down.

485
00:24:43,817 --> 00:24:45,900
Take a seat then, lads.

486
00:24:49,025 --> 00:24:52,400
Don't you dare touch my wafer!

487
00:24:52,442 --> 00:24:54,275
How many tickets you shift, then?

488
00:24:54,317 --> 00:24:55,567
Full house eh.

489
00:24:55,608 --> 00:24:56,817
What did I tell you?

490
00:24:56,858 --> 00:24:59,650
Aye, but listen, I was
thinking, we should do it again.

491
00:24:59,692 --> 00:25:00,775
Not a chance.

492
00:25:00,817 --> 00:25:02,233
Eh?

493
00:25:02,275 --> 00:25:03,567
We got to do it bigger.

494
00:25:03,608 --> 00:25:04,983
The next level, John.

495
00:25:05,025 --> 00:25:05,817
We've got a good rep after last

496
00:25:05,858 --> 00:25:07,942
night, so we gotta capitalize.

497
00:25:07,983 --> 00:25:10,400
Put on proper bands, get
bigger crowds, more money.

498
00:25:10,442 --> 00:25:11,817
Hotter lassies.

499
00:25:11,858 --> 00:25:13,608
And less work for you.

500
00:25:13,650 --> 00:25:16,608
I quite enjoy the attention, eh?

501
00:25:16,650 --> 00:25:17,692
What was that John?

502
00:25:17,733 --> 00:25:20,608
I said, they've got my attention.

503
00:25:20,650 --> 00:25:21,608
Fucking hell, eh?

504
00:25:21,650 --> 00:25:23,400
What was that last bit John?

505
00:25:23,442 --> 00:25:24,567
Who are you thinking?

506
00:25:24,608 --> 00:25:25,733
Simple Minds?

507
00:25:25,775 --> 00:25:26,733
Never heard of them.

508
00:25:26,775 --> 00:25:28,483
Getting a lot of airplay
on John Peel, at the moment.

509
00:25:28,525 --> 00:25:30,817
Very popular with the young, hip crowd.

510
00:25:30,858 --> 00:25:32,817
That'll be you well
out the loop then, eh John?

511
00:25:34,275 --> 00:25:38,192
You'd like them but we need
a bit of money up front first.

512
00:25:38,233 --> 00:25:39,400
How much did we clear?

513
00:25:39,442 --> 00:25:41,733
Fifty after I bought
the strips for the team.

514
00:25:41,775 --> 00:25:43,233
Fifty?

515
00:25:43,275 --> 00:25:45,400
Can nay do much with that.

516
00:25:45,442 --> 00:25:46,858
Can ya double it?

517
00:25:53,483 --> 00:25:54,650
John, if you
so much as look at our

518
00:25:54,692 --> 00:25:58,192
Florida holiday fund, I will divorce you.

519
00:25:58,233 --> 00:25:59,567
Okay sweetheart?

520
00:26:04,275 --> 00:26:06,442
Got any contacts in the travel industry?

521
00:26:07,942 --> 00:26:09,525
Alright, do we all have our
tickets to see the Pope?

522
00:26:09,567 --> 00:26:10,650
Aye.

523
00:26:10,692 --> 00:26:12,233
And do we all have our
tickets ready for Rocket Travel?

524
00:26:12,275 --> 00:26:13,233
Aye.

525
00:26:13,275 --> 00:26:15,192
Excellent, now, if you could
all form an orderly queue,

526
00:26:15,233 --> 00:26:17,608
the bus should be here in,
as Our Grace would say,

527
00:26:17,650 --> 00:26:21,900
'Uno Momento'

528
00:26:21,942 --> 00:26:23,025
They're late.

529
00:26:23,067 --> 00:26:24,942
These boys reliable?

530
00:26:24,983 --> 00:26:26,983
This is the Kiss the Tarmac special.

531
00:26:27,025 --> 00:26:28,400
They're a new outfit, like us.

532
00:26:28,442 --> 00:26:29,233
You mean, the only one that would

533
00:26:29,275 --> 00:26:31,108
give you anything for fifty pound?

534
00:26:31,150 --> 00:26:33,358
Look smart arse, long
as it's got four wheels

535
00:26:33,400 --> 00:26:36,150
and glass windows, it'll be fine.

536
00:26:41,775 --> 00:26:43,108
It'll be fine.

537
00:26:44,358 --> 00:26:45,900
Fuckin' joking?

538
00:26:45,942 --> 00:26:46,983
No, I've told ya.

539
00:26:47,025 --> 00:26:49,733
This isn't the offices
of Rockit bloody Travel.

540
00:26:49,775 --> 00:26:50,650
I don't care if you missed half

541
00:26:50,692 --> 00:26:53,900
of the Pope's speech it's
nothing to do with me.

542
00:26:57,692 --> 00:26:59,025
Hello?

543
00:26:59,067 --> 00:27:00,650
Aye, Rockit Travel.

544
00:27:01,650 --> 00:27:03,025
Four Barry Manilow tickets?

545
00:27:03,067 --> 00:27:03,900
Dad.

546
00:27:05,108 --> 00:27:09,108
I told you, answer the phone correctly.

547
00:27:09,150 --> 00:27:10,733
Yes, and would that be the

548
00:27:10,775 --> 00:27:14,317
standard package, sir, or the deluxe?

549
00:27:14,358 --> 00:27:15,192
Yes.

550
00:27:16,067 --> 00:27:19,275
Just make the cheque
payable to Rockit Travel.

551
00:27:19,317 --> 00:27:20,900
5D Whitfield Court.

552
00:27:22,692 --> 00:27:24,775
Yes, thank you very much.

553
00:27:27,233 --> 00:27:29,983
Hey son, if I'm gonna be
answering these phones

554
00:27:30,025 --> 00:27:33,358
for you, I'm gonna need
some kind of remuneration.

555
00:27:33,400 --> 00:27:34,400
What you got in mind?

556
00:27:34,442 --> 00:27:36,108
Four tins of export a night?

557
00:27:36,150 --> 00:27:37,233
Ounce of Golden Virginia?

558
00:27:37,275 --> 00:27:39,608
Two tins and a half ounce.

559
00:27:45,650 --> 00:27:47,067
Pretty braw like.

560
00:27:48,358 --> 00:27:52,233
Aye, it's definitely
calming me down a bit.

561
00:27:52,275 --> 00:27:55,108
Nay bad stuff there, baby Scotty.

562
00:27:56,608 --> 00:27:59,608
Just go with the flow, boys, eh?

563
00:27:59,650 --> 00:28:00,567
See how you hold up.

564
00:28:02,983 --> 00:28:04,608
We need a name.

565
00:28:04,650 --> 00:28:05,483
Eh?

566
00:28:06,692 --> 00:28:07,858
Yeah, for the company.

567
00:28:07,900 --> 00:28:09,983
I was thinking about that.

568
00:28:10,025 --> 00:28:12,608
I was thinking, JSD Promotions.

569
00:28:13,442 --> 00:28:14,233
- Away.
- What?

570
00:28:14,275 --> 00:28:17,358
- You to fuck.
- I was just thinking.

571
00:28:17,400 --> 00:28:19,692
Okay, well done, clever
clogs, very original.

572
00:28:19,733 --> 00:28:23,025
But if anything, it
gonna be SJD productions?

573
00:28:23,067 --> 00:28:23,858
- What the fuck?
- I mean, come on, eh fuck.

574
00:28:23,900 --> 00:28:24,692
Who got all the posters?

575
00:28:24,733 --> 00:28:25,525
- Alright?
- You got one poster.

576
00:28:25,567 --> 00:28:26,608
Who sortied out the police light?

577
00:28:26,650 --> 00:28:27,525
Remember that Police Light,

578
00:28:27,567 --> 00:28:28,400
That was fuckin' class.

579
00:28:28,442 --> 00:28:30,483
No, No, no... whoa.

580
00:28:30,525 --> 00:28:33,275
No fucking initials, it's boring.

581
00:28:37,733 --> 00:28:38,733
Twa Bridges.

582
00:28:42,067 --> 00:28:43,817
Twa Bridges?

583
00:28:43,858 --> 00:28:44,692
Eh.

584
00:28:45,983 --> 00:28:49,067
Wee something my dad used to say, eh?

585
00:28:50,025 --> 00:28:54,525
Dundee's got twa bridges now
son, just like Edinburgh.

586
00:28:56,025 --> 00:28:57,108
Aye.

587
00:28:59,192 --> 00:29:01,692
Twa Bridges Promotions it is, then.

588
00:29:01,733 --> 00:29:02,900
Aye.

589
00:29:05,733 --> 00:29:07,942
Does anybody else
really fancy a cheeseburger?

590
00:29:07,983 --> 00:29:09,150
Aye!

591
00:29:13,067 --> 00:29:13,858
What you laughing at?

592
00:29:13,900 --> 00:29:14,983
I'm starving.

593
00:29:16,483 --> 00:29:18,150
You's two have got the munchies.

594
00:29:21,108 --> 00:29:21,900
The what?

595
00:29:21,942 --> 00:29:22,733
Dafties.

596
00:29:23,608 --> 00:29:24,442
Amateurs.

597
00:29:33,525 --> 00:29:35,692
What's happnenin' Kenny?

598
00:29:42,108 --> 00:29:43,692
We're after a venue

599
00:29:44,817 --> 00:29:46,358
We're looking to get
some stuff for it, and all.

600
00:29:46,400 --> 00:29:47,817
Get to fuck.

601
00:29:47,858 --> 00:29:49,067
We've got the money for it.

602
00:29:51,067 --> 00:29:53,483
I hear the student union
is more your level, boys.

603
00:29:53,525 --> 00:29:55,150
We're barred.

604
00:29:55,192 --> 00:29:56,108
Apparently

605
00:29:56,150 --> 00:29:58,858
Someone stole a police light for our gig.

606
00:29:58,900 --> 00:30:01,567
Old Jade here's mum was sorely
disappointed by her deluxe

607
00:30:01,608 --> 00:30:05,817
Barry Manilow experience, as
supplied by Rockit Travel.

608
00:30:05,858 --> 00:30:06,692
So,

609
00:30:08,108 --> 00:30:08,942
get to fuck.

610
00:30:08,983 --> 00:30:10,358
You want to cut the pish, mate?

611
00:30:10,400 --> 00:30:11,983
We heard you were a serious businessman.

612
00:30:13,442 --> 00:30:14,900
I like your girlfriend, Davie.

613
00:30:14,942 --> 00:30:15,775
Fiery.

614
00:30:16,650 --> 00:30:20,858
Do you not get in any
bother for doing that in here?

615
00:30:20,900 --> 00:30:22,942
Well, I'd have to kick myself
out, seein' as we own the place.

616
00:30:25,608 --> 00:30:26,858
You want any decent venue this time,

617
00:30:26,900 --> 00:30:30,150
you'll have to ask Des Fergie.

618
00:30:30,192 --> 00:30:31,233
Is he the guy puts his victims

619
00:30:31,275 --> 00:30:32,317
in a bathtub and fills it with...

620
00:30:32,358 --> 00:30:33,442
Aye.

621
00:30:41,900 --> 00:30:42,900
Wait here.

622
00:30:45,358 --> 00:30:47,692
The wee one's an accountant,
and the long streak

623
00:30:47,733 --> 00:30:50,442
of pish is a music journalist, apparently.

624
00:30:50,483 --> 00:30:52,650
Well, it was either that, jute, or jam.

625
00:30:52,692 --> 00:30:53,483
Funny.

626
00:30:53,525 --> 00:30:54,858
Is it?

627
00:30:54,900 --> 00:30:56,817
This is not Fergie

628
00:30:56,858 --> 00:30:58,108
That's a nice

629
00:30:59,567 --> 00:31:00,400
painting.

630
00:31:01,400 --> 00:31:03,567
It's Pike, his nephew.

631
00:31:03,608 --> 00:31:06,400
Oh, don't let that sweet smile fool ya.

632
00:31:06,442 --> 00:31:07,233
He does bite.

633
00:31:07,275 --> 00:31:10,025
Fuckin' sit down, then.

634
00:31:19,858 --> 00:31:23,442
So, is Mr. Fergie no here?

635
00:31:23,483 --> 00:31:26,233
Does it look like he is?

636
00:31:26,275 --> 00:31:28,775
It's Saturday.

637
00:31:28,817 --> 00:31:32,358
Mr. Fergie plays golf on a Saturday.

638
00:31:32,400 --> 00:31:33,400
Oh, right.

639
00:31:36,650 --> 00:31:37,817
They can have Teasers.

640
00:31:37,858 --> 00:31:41,317
Two hundred for every gig you put on.

641
00:31:41,358 --> 00:31:42,858
Now, the problem
with Dundee at the time

642
00:31:42,900 --> 00:31:45,733
was that all the best venues
were owned by these pricks.

643
00:31:45,775 --> 00:31:47,358
Off you go, then.

644
00:31:49,817 --> 00:31:52,775
So, inevitably,
when you cut a deal.

645
00:31:52,817 --> 00:31:53,983
It's stacked in their favour.

646
00:31:54,025 --> 00:31:54,942
We'll take half the door.

647
00:31:54,983 --> 00:31:55,775
- No, fuckin'...
- Half the...

648
00:31:55,817 --> 00:31:58,608
Sorry boys, I wasn't asking ya.

649
00:31:58,650 --> 00:32:00,775
I'm fucking telling ya.

650
00:32:00,817 --> 00:32:03,400
No if's, but's or post mortems.

651
00:32:05,858 --> 00:32:06,942
Toodle-loo!

652
00:32:17,317 --> 00:32:20,275
Kate Bush or Debbie Harry?

653
00:32:20,317 --> 00:32:21,400
For the music?

654
00:32:21,442 --> 00:32:23,192
Yes, for the music.

655
00:32:24,275 --> 00:32:26,233
I wouldn't say no to either.

656
00:32:26,275 --> 00:32:27,108
Davie.

657
00:32:29,192 --> 00:32:31,442
Elton John or the Bee Gees?

658
00:32:34,275 --> 00:32:35,442
Neither.

659
00:32:35,483 --> 00:32:37,358
You're meant to pick one.

660
00:32:37,400 --> 00:32:39,067
Gimme another one.

661
00:32:40,275 --> 00:32:43,108
The Undertones or the Buzzcocks?

662
00:32:46,317 --> 00:32:47,567
Buzzcocks.

663
00:32:47,608 --> 00:32:49,192
All right, my turn.

664
00:32:49,233 --> 00:32:50,650
Dundee or United?

665
00:32:52,692 --> 00:32:53,858
United what?

666
00:32:54,775 --> 00:32:56,858
Dundee United.

667
00:32:56,900 --> 00:32:58,650
You said Dundee or United

668
00:32:58,692 --> 00:32:59,733
Yeah, there's two teams.

669
00:32:59,775 --> 00:33:02,025
Dundee and Dundee United.

670
00:33:02,067 --> 00:33:03,275
The grounds are right across
the road from each other.

671
00:33:03,317 --> 00:33:06,483
Why would you need two Dundee teams?

672
00:33:08,108 --> 00:33:10,150
So we've always got
someone to play with.

673
00:33:13,192 --> 00:33:15,567
I didn't think much of
you when we first met.

674
00:33:15,608 --> 00:33:17,442
Aye, ye did.

675
00:33:17,483 --> 00:33:18,817
At the disco.

676
00:33:18,858 --> 00:33:19,650
Do you know what I thought of you,

677
00:33:19,692 --> 00:33:21,317
Davie, when we first met?

678
00:33:21,358 --> 00:33:22,650
What?

679
00:33:22,692 --> 00:33:24,650
I thought, he needs to roll his tongue

680
00:33:24,692 --> 00:33:27,608
back in before someone steps on it.

681
00:33:30,192 --> 00:33:32,567
Like you a lot more now, though.

682
00:33:32,608 --> 00:33:34,358
You better.

683
00:33:35,733 --> 00:33:40,067
Did you ever get around
to booking Simple Minds?

684
00:33:43,150 --> 00:33:44,483
Wait, how much?

685
00:33:47,067 --> 00:33:49,817
Let's make it 15 quid and 6 tins.

686
00:33:51,025 --> 00:33:51,858
Deal?

687
00:33:53,192 --> 00:33:57,567
I'll throw in 5 packs of chips
from the Deep Sea chipper.

688
00:33:57,608 --> 00:33:59,192
Ah, lovely.

689
00:33:59,233 --> 00:34:00,317
Good man, cheers.

690
00:34:05,275 --> 00:34:07,900
Hello, this is Davie McLean
from Twa Bridges Promotions.

691
00:34:07,942 --> 00:34:10,525
We'd look to book The Starjets.

692
00:34:12,025 --> 00:34:13,192
The Vapours.

693
00:34:14,650 --> 00:34:16,025
The Skids.

694
00:34:16,067 --> 00:34:17,733
Good man, thank you.

695
00:34:23,317 --> 00:34:25,442
Is XTC available?

696
00:34:36,692 --> 00:34:38,275
That's fantastic Scott.

697
00:34:38,317 --> 00:34:40,983
Yeah, that's dead smart, that.

698
00:34:42,400 --> 00:34:43,233
Where's the one for Very Important Men?

699
00:34:45,067 --> 00:34:47,442
I could only afford the one.

700
00:34:47,483 --> 00:34:48,858
Please dinn-y tell me you've blown

701
00:34:48,900 --> 00:34:51,650
our entire promo budget on
one bloody poster, Scott.

702
00:34:51,692 --> 00:34:53,733
It's no my fault.

703
00:34:53,775 --> 00:34:55,317
The boy at DC Thompson's wasn't cheap,

704
00:34:55,358 --> 00:34:57,275
and I had to pay Old Ralph extra,

705
00:34:57,317 --> 00:34:59,317
to get a guy in, recarbonate the printer.

706
00:35:01,567 --> 00:35:02,775
How many tickets did we shift?

707
00:35:02,817 --> 00:35:06,233
Well, with our one,
admittedly excellent, poster,

708
00:35:06,275 --> 00:35:10,025
none in Groucho's, none in Q
and I video, same in Rock Pile.

709
00:35:10,067 --> 00:35:11,692
And worst of all, none at the venue.

710
00:35:11,733 --> 00:35:13,108
Right, zero then.

711
00:35:13,150 --> 00:35:14,775
We're wiped out, we're still gonna have

712
00:35:14,817 --> 00:35:17,442
to pay two hundred quid for this place.

713
00:35:17,483 --> 00:35:18,275
Hang on.

714
00:35:18,317 --> 00:35:19,525
Got an idea.

715
00:35:19,567 --> 00:35:21,900
Gig cancelled, promoter dead.

716
00:35:24,150 --> 00:35:25,067
New poster.

717
00:35:26,775 --> 00:35:27,942
A bit basic.

718
00:35:28,775 --> 00:35:30,150
I've seen a few death
notices in the Tully.

719
00:35:30,192 --> 00:35:31,733
Needs more,

720
00:35:31,775 --> 00:35:32,608
feeling.

721
00:35:33,900 --> 00:35:34,692
"Due

722
00:35:35,942 --> 00:35:36,775
to the

723
00:35:39,275 --> 00:35:40,192
unfortunate

724
00:35:42,025 --> 00:35:42,858
demise.

725
00:35:44,108 --> 00:35:47,233
of the well liked and
respected local business man,

726
00:35:47,275 --> 00:35:50,775
Mr. John Gibson, 24, tonight's performance

727
00:35:50,817 --> 00:35:54,442
has been canceled as a mark of respect.

728
00:35:54,483 --> 00:35:57,275
All tickets will be
refunded by Rocket Travel.

729
00:35:57,317 --> 00:36:01,192
Our condolences to his
beloved wife, Anne."

730
00:36:01,233 --> 00:36:03,025
Fucking, nice one, John.

731
00:36:03,067 --> 00:36:03,942
You know mate, I didn't see you

732
00:36:03,983 --> 00:36:05,317
come up with anything, did I?

733
00:36:05,358 --> 00:36:06,275
John Gibson?

734
00:36:06,317 --> 00:36:07,108
I'm the man.

735
00:36:07,150 --> 00:36:08,942
Look awfully good for a dead man.

736
00:36:08,983 --> 00:36:10,608
A dead man that owes me two hundred bucks

737
00:36:10,650 --> 00:36:11,483
for cancelling a gig.

738
00:36:11,525 --> 00:36:12,525
It's no like that at all

739
00:36:12,567 --> 00:36:15,983
- I can get you the money.
- There you are.

740
00:36:20,025 --> 00:36:20,858
Right.

741
00:36:22,150 --> 00:36:22,942
Ta.

742
00:36:22,983 --> 00:36:23,817
Aye.

743
00:36:25,983 --> 00:36:27,650
Thanks Scott!

744
00:36:27,692 --> 00:36:29,358
Nay bother.

745
00:36:29,400 --> 00:36:31,733
We're equal partners, right?

746
00:36:32,817 --> 00:36:34,067
Win big on the horses, eh?

747
00:36:34,108 --> 00:36:35,317
Nope.

748
00:36:35,358 --> 00:36:39,275
Import/export business is booming.

749
00:36:39,317 --> 00:36:40,150
Eh?

750
00:36:41,733 --> 00:36:43,400
I'm selling loads of hash to students.

751
00:36:45,150 --> 00:36:46,483
I'm a student!

752
00:36:58,775 --> 00:37:00,567
Yeah, we're interested
in the two-tone package.

753
00:37:00,608 --> 00:37:03,817
The Specials and The Madness.

754
00:37:03,858 --> 00:37:05,858
Top man, thank you.

755
00:37:09,817 --> 00:37:11,983
Wreckless Eric.

756
00:37:12,025 --> 00:37:13,817
Excellent, thank you very much.

757
00:37:13,858 --> 00:37:15,442
Are you sure you're happy with VIM?

758
00:37:15,483 --> 00:37:16,983
Very Important Men's
a bit of a mouthful.

759
00:37:17,025 --> 00:37:18,900
We fancy a three-letter acronym.

760
00:37:18,942 --> 00:37:20,358
Three letter acronym's even worse.

761
00:37:20,400 --> 00:37:22,483
No, like ELO, OMD, XTC?

762
00:37:23,650 --> 00:37:24,692
AC-DC?

763
00:37:24,733 --> 00:37:25,525
Stop you there.

764
00:37:25,567 --> 00:37:26,608
You realize that VIM is a popular

765
00:37:26,650 --> 00:37:28,025
household cleaning product?

766
00:37:28,067 --> 00:37:29,525
It's a celebration of the mundane.

767
00:37:29,567 --> 00:37:31,192
Very Warholian.

768
00:37:31,233 --> 00:37:32,358
Might get yer 15 minutes of fame,

769
00:37:32,400 --> 00:37:34,567
but I think that'll be it.

770
00:37:36,567 --> 00:37:38,067
How much we got?

771
00:37:40,817 --> 00:37:43,400
Can you do it for 50?

772
00:37:44,275 --> 00:37:46,775
Is ULTRAVOX available?

773
00:37:46,817 --> 00:37:47,692
Wonderful.

774
00:37:47,733 --> 00:37:48,733
Before you go, Davie.

775
00:37:48,775 --> 00:37:50,817
What is it George? I'm
running out of ten pences.

776
00:37:50,858 --> 00:37:52,733
Got this new band, four-piece,

777
00:37:52,775 --> 00:37:53,942
out of Dublin, gonna be massive.

778
00:37:53,983 --> 00:37:54,900
Who are they?

779
00:37:54,942 --> 00:37:55,983
U2.

780
00:37:56,025 --> 00:37:56,817
Never heard of them.

781
00:37:56,858 --> 00:37:59,192
Sorry George, we'll have to pass.

782
00:38:02,775 --> 00:38:03,608
Nice.

783
00:38:04,608 --> 00:38:06,483
Thought we could make a bit
of extra money taping the gigs

784
00:38:06,525 --> 00:38:09,775
and selling the videos
to the young hip crowd.

785
00:38:09,817 --> 00:38:10,775
Where did ya get it from?

786
00:38:10,817 --> 00:38:11,817
Well, I borrowed the camera from

787
00:38:11,858 --> 00:38:14,400
that guy from Forbes over there.

788
00:38:14,442 --> 00:38:15,525
And I got a hundred blank cassettes

789
00:38:15,567 --> 00:38:18,233
from the guy from Woolies over there.

790
00:38:18,275 --> 00:38:19,942
How much?

791
00:38:19,983 --> 00:38:24,692
Free tickets, the other
half of my share, each.

792
00:38:24,733 --> 00:38:27,067
They both think they're
getting a half each?

793
00:38:27,108 --> 00:38:27,942
Aye.

794
00:38:29,483 --> 00:38:30,983
But they're actually
only getting a quarter.

795
00:38:31,025 --> 00:38:31,817
Aye, right.

796
00:38:31,858 --> 00:38:34,525
But keep it down, it'll be fine.

797
00:38:38,067 --> 00:38:39,817
Wonderful.

798
00:38:39,858 --> 00:38:42,108
Thank you, pleasure
doing business with you.

799
00:38:42,150 --> 00:38:42,942
Cheers, okay, goodbye now.

800
00:38:45,900 --> 00:38:46,692
Perm's in.

801
00:38:46,733 --> 00:38:48,900
Perm is not in.

802
00:38:48,942 --> 00:38:50,608
Perm is in.

803
00:38:50,650 --> 00:38:51,983
John, look at me.

804
00:38:52,025 --> 00:38:53,733
- I am lookin' at ya.
- I'm beautiful.

805
00:38:56,067 --> 00:38:56,900
Quite stunning.

806
00:38:56,942 --> 00:38:59,025
- Aye, sure.
- If I do say so myself.

807
00:38:59,067 --> 00:39:00,150
Aye, you do say so yourself.

808
00:39:00,192 --> 00:39:01,442
Build up your
strength slowly, now.

809
00:39:01,483 --> 00:39:02,858
Don't run before you can walk.

810
00:39:02,900 --> 00:39:05,650
I'll keep him right, doctor.

811
00:39:05,692 --> 00:39:06,858
Cheers, doc.

812
00:39:09,275 --> 00:39:10,817
How you feeling?

813
00:39:10,858 --> 00:39:12,525
Brand new.

814
00:39:13,775 --> 00:39:14,608
Davie.

815
00:39:15,692 --> 00:39:16,483
I'm wearing heels.

816
00:39:19,067 --> 00:39:20,317
You heard the doctor, you shouldn't.

817
00:39:20,358 --> 00:39:21,858
Aw, pish.

818
00:39:21,900 --> 00:39:22,692
Oh Shona, it's goin', it's goin'.

819
00:39:22,733 --> 00:39:23,567
Davie.

820
00:39:25,025 --> 00:39:26,775
What you doing, you weirdo?

821
00:39:26,817 --> 00:39:27,983
I just wanted to thank ya.

822
00:39:28,025 --> 00:39:29,025
For what?

823
00:39:29,067 --> 00:39:30,150
Nursing me.

824
00:39:30,192 --> 00:39:31,400
Davie, that's my job.

825
00:39:31,442 --> 00:39:32,608
And for all this music promo stuff.

826
00:39:32,650 --> 00:39:35,192
You kind of inspired me.

827
00:39:35,233 --> 00:39:36,358
I'm flattered, but,

828
00:39:36,400 --> 00:39:37,817
So,

829
00:39:38,692 --> 00:39:39,942
I got you this.

830
00:39:42,358 --> 00:39:45,275
Davie, that's really sweet.

831
00:39:45,317 --> 00:39:46,150
I know.

832
00:39:47,942 --> 00:39:49,025
Where are you going?

833
00:39:49,067 --> 00:39:52,108
We're going to celebrate.

834
00:39:52,150 --> 00:39:53,400
Cool.

835
00:39:58,483 --> 00:40:00,442
Oh, that is horrific.

836
00:40:00,483 --> 00:40:01,358
That poor girl.

837
00:40:01,400 --> 00:40:02,192
Stop it.

838
00:40:03,275 --> 00:40:04,108
Stop it.

839
00:40:06,817 --> 00:40:08,150
I would like to apologize once again,

840
00:40:08,192 --> 00:40:10,692
sir, for the fois-gras and quail soup

841
00:40:10,733 --> 00:40:12,692
not being available this evening.

842
00:40:12,733 --> 00:40:14,317
It's nay bother, pal.

843
00:40:14,358 --> 00:40:15,483
Had that last night at home anyway.

844
00:40:17,150 --> 00:40:18,650
Enjoy your meal.

845
00:40:28,733 --> 00:40:30,817
We love the seeds, don't we, Davie.

846
00:40:30,858 --> 00:40:33,983
Hey, I love the lemon.

847
00:40:34,025 --> 00:40:35,608
It's the best part.

848
00:40:39,025 --> 00:40:41,692
So why are you doing all this?

849
00:40:44,983 --> 00:40:46,733
Because I like you.

850
00:40:48,400 --> 00:40:51,317
Not that, I mean the music stuff.

851
00:40:54,067 --> 00:40:56,817
It makes me a wee bit of money.

852
00:40:56,858 --> 00:40:59,108
I kinda like it, I suppose.

853
00:41:00,692 --> 00:41:05,358
Yeah but, what does it mean,
what do you want from it?

854
00:41:06,733 --> 00:41:10,983
I've never really thought
about it, to be honest.

855
00:41:25,275 --> 00:41:28,942
Mum's always fancied a
house down the ferry.

856
00:41:30,608 --> 00:41:32,858
I would love to get her it.

857
00:41:34,483 --> 00:41:35,983
Make my dad proud.

858
00:41:38,442 --> 00:41:40,442
Just support the family.

859
00:41:44,983 --> 00:41:47,150
Maybe start one of my own.

860
00:41:55,442 --> 00:41:57,150
Everything
to your satisfaction?

861
00:41:57,192 --> 00:41:58,233
Aye, fine and dandy, pal.

862
00:41:58,275 --> 00:42:00,233
Can you get us another bottle of Chabliss?

863
00:42:02,108 --> 00:42:03,900
He means Chablis.

864
00:42:03,942 --> 00:42:04,942
Of course.

865
00:42:08,317 --> 00:42:09,108
Cha-what?

866
00:42:09,150 --> 00:42:11,483
Chablis, it's French.

867
00:42:11,525 --> 00:42:12,317
French.

868
00:42:15,567 --> 00:42:18,525
John, the boy from Woolies is here.

869
00:42:18,567 --> 00:42:22,650
He says he wants half your
money from last night.

870
00:42:24,067 --> 00:42:24,942
Eh?

871
00:42:24,983 --> 00:42:27,567
You can have Bloomers for four hundred.

872
00:42:27,608 --> 00:42:29,108
Cash, up front.

873
00:42:29,150 --> 00:42:30,400
Canna do that.

874
00:42:30,442 --> 00:42:34,150
Just when things are starting
to go well, cue Fergie.

875
00:42:34,192 --> 00:42:36,067
We started to sell out
venues, pulling bigger

876
00:42:36,108 --> 00:42:37,942
and better bands, so, it was only a matter

877
00:42:37,983 --> 00:42:40,400
of time before people
started to take notice.

878
00:42:40,442 --> 00:42:41,233
Davie McLean.

879
00:42:41,275 --> 00:42:42,775
- Remember this prick?
- How's business?

880
00:42:42,817 --> 00:42:43,775
Better be good.

881
00:42:43,817 --> 00:42:46,067
Aye, business is good.

882
00:42:46,108 --> 00:42:48,733
Well, when you begin to swim deeper,

883
00:42:48,775 --> 00:42:51,275
don't be surprised when
you meet the sharks.

884
00:42:51,317 --> 00:42:53,775
Mr. McConnel informs me the Thin Lizzy

885
00:42:53,817 --> 00:42:55,692
tickets are selling like hot cakes.

886
00:42:55,733 --> 00:42:59,108
Not my cup of tea, but
the Mrs. quite likes them.

887
00:42:59,150 --> 00:43:00,650
This is Fergie, by the way.

888
00:43:00,692 --> 00:43:03,483
The chief potato of Dundee's McMafia.

889
00:43:03,525 --> 00:43:04,817
You can pretty much write what he kens

890
00:43:04,858 --> 00:43:07,150
about the music scene
on the back of a stamp.

891
00:43:07,192 --> 00:43:10,150
She's got good taste,
tickets are almost sold out.

892
00:43:10,192 --> 00:43:10,983
Excellent.

893
00:43:11,025 --> 00:43:14,108
We'll take the advance sales
now, then, since we're here.

894
00:43:14,150 --> 00:43:15,150
I'll just check with Bernie.

895
00:43:15,192 --> 00:43:17,400
It was Bernie who suggested it.

896
00:43:17,442 --> 00:43:18,483
But he owns all the venues,

897
00:43:18,525 --> 00:43:20,900
so what he say's basically goes.

898
00:43:20,942 --> 00:43:22,525
Anyway, he comes later.

899
00:43:22,567 --> 00:43:24,983
- Hi.
- So, we meet our new contact,

900
00:43:25,025 --> 00:43:27,067
talk a bit of shit.

901
00:43:27,108 --> 00:43:28,233
- A deal is agreed,
- I'll give you

902
00:43:28,275 --> 00:43:29,567
my London contacts.

903
00:43:29,608 --> 00:43:30,442
Excellent.

904
00:43:30,483 --> 00:43:31,317
And then, you're off, off, and away

905
00:43:31,358 --> 00:43:33,525
with your biggest gig yet.

906
00:43:34,900 --> 00:43:35,733
Until.

907
00:43:37,525 --> 00:43:39,025
There a band on here tonight?

908
00:43:39,067 --> 00:43:39,858
Just in time, pal.

909
00:43:39,900 --> 00:43:40,775
Tickets are selling fast.

910
00:43:40,817 --> 00:43:42,358
Right, well it's off.

911
00:43:42,400 --> 00:43:43,192
What?

912
00:43:43,233 --> 00:43:45,775
You can't have a big gig
in such a built-up area.

913
00:43:45,817 --> 00:43:47,108
That's never
been a problem before.

914
00:43:47,150 --> 00:43:47,942
Well it is now.

915
00:43:47,983 --> 00:43:48,942
You cannae do that!

916
00:43:48,983 --> 00:43:51,983
It's done. Order of the Council.

917
00:43:52,025 --> 00:43:54,358
Bit of a coincidence don't you think?

918
00:43:54,400 --> 00:43:55,525
Nah, not really.

919
00:43:55,567 --> 00:43:57,942
Fucking jobsworth cock wobble.

920
00:43:57,983 --> 00:43:59,525
Probably working for Fergie.

921
00:43:59,567 --> 00:44:00,900
Oh, aye, hows that?

922
00:44:00,942 --> 00:44:02,775
We need a new venue
at short notice, right?

923
00:44:02,817 --> 00:44:06,108
We're desperate, so
he'll make us pay more.

924
00:44:06,150 --> 00:44:07,650
We should just quit, eh?

925
00:44:07,692 --> 00:44:09,358
Do something safer.

926
00:44:09,400 --> 00:44:10,192
Aye, like What?

927
00:44:10,233 --> 00:44:11,025
Well, I've been thinking.

928
00:44:11,067 --> 00:44:12,358
What time does your Anne go to work?

929
00:44:12,400 --> 00:44:13,233
8:30.

930
00:44:13,275 --> 00:44:14,317
And when does she get back?

931
00:44:14,358 --> 00:44:15,400
5:30

932
00:44:15,442 --> 00:44:18,525
Good, so, your house is empty for, say,

933
00:44:18,567 --> 00:44:19,567
Nine hours every day.

934
00:44:19,608 --> 00:44:21,192
Right.

935
00:44:21,233 --> 00:44:23,025
Nice house, by the way.

936
00:44:23,067 --> 00:44:24,483
Is it?

937
00:44:24,525 --> 00:44:25,733
Double bed?

938
00:44:25,775 --> 00:44:27,150
Aye, Slumberland.

939
00:44:27,192 --> 00:44:27,983
Comfy?

940
00:44:28,025 --> 00:44:28,858
Very.

941
00:44:29,775 --> 00:44:31,733
Let's open up it up as a brothel.

942
00:44:31,775 --> 00:44:32,900
That better be a fucking joke, Scott.

943
00:44:32,942 --> 00:44:35,067
Right, calm down mate.

944
00:44:35,108 --> 00:44:37,692
I wasn't gonna suggest Anne.

945
00:44:37,733 --> 00:44:39,608
But that Shona's a bonny lass, though.

946
00:44:39,650 --> 00:44:41,567
If you want a seat at Fergie's table,

947
00:44:41,608 --> 00:44:43,108
Call that plan B for now, eh?

948
00:44:43,150 --> 00:44:46,942
Albeit a wobbly one, you
have to play by his rules.

949
00:44:46,983 --> 00:44:49,192
Indeed, what can you do?

950
00:44:49,233 --> 00:44:52,192
It's not as if you can go and
complain to trading standards.

951
00:44:52,233 --> 00:44:55,442
My best advice here, is to
lie down and bite the pillow.

952
00:44:55,483 --> 00:44:57,025
Lads, you're the ones
that are gonna have

953
00:44:57,067 --> 00:44:59,233
to hurt them if they don't pay.

954
00:44:59,275 --> 00:45:00,983
The amount of students
without collateral that I've had

955
00:45:01,025 --> 00:45:04,983
to snap the bones off is
really starting to annoy me.

956
00:45:05,025 --> 00:45:06,733
I mean, I don't even
go to the gym anymore.

957
00:45:06,775 --> 00:45:08,692
I own a house.

958
00:45:10,525 --> 00:45:12,025
What?

959
00:45:12,067 --> 00:45:13,067
You heard.

960
00:45:32,108 --> 00:45:32,900
Glad you came.

961
00:45:32,942 --> 00:45:33,775
You look awfully bonny.

962
00:45:33,817 --> 00:45:37,650
This has to be your last gig, Davie.

963
00:45:37,692 --> 00:45:38,483
Why?

964
00:45:38,525 --> 00:45:41,067
Finally recognized
that guy the other day.

965
00:45:41,108 --> 00:45:43,775
Only it wasn't what he
looked like, but his name.

966
00:45:43,817 --> 00:45:45,108
Des Fergie.

967
00:45:45,150 --> 00:45:46,525
I know what I'm doing.

968
00:45:46,567 --> 00:45:48,650
Sure, my patients thought that, too.

969
00:45:48,692 --> 00:45:51,025
When I was treating broken
bones in the hospital,

970
00:45:51,067 --> 00:45:52,525
I'd hear whispers, people would say things

971
00:45:52,567 --> 00:45:54,525
when they were out of it
then clam up the next day.

972
00:45:54,567 --> 00:45:56,983
But it was always the same name.

973
00:45:57,025 --> 00:46:00,275
It's just reminds me of the
shit I grew up with back home.

974
00:46:00,317 --> 00:46:01,150
My dad.

975
00:46:02,942 --> 00:46:04,608
And if you're part of that,
Davie, or if that could

976
00:46:04,650 --> 00:46:08,817
hurt you, then I'm sorry,
but we can't be friends.

977
00:46:11,025 --> 00:46:12,108
Just found the one thing I'm good at,

978
00:46:12,150 --> 00:46:14,108
and you want me to quit?

979
00:46:14,150 --> 00:46:14,942
I'll be shining bright.

980
00:46:14,983 --> 00:46:16,067
You're right.

981
00:46:16,108 --> 00:46:20,525
In fact, I've got no idea
why I thought you'd listen.

982
00:46:22,942 --> 00:46:23,775
Shona.

983
00:46:26,733 --> 00:46:28,108
Davie.

984
00:46:28,150 --> 00:46:29,983
Finally ditched that wee whore, eh.

985
00:46:30,025 --> 00:46:31,608
What was I thinking?

986
00:46:31,650 --> 00:46:33,025
- Glad-
- You probably did me a favour.

987
00:46:33,067 --> 00:46:33,900
Glad I could help, pal.

988
00:46:33,942 --> 00:46:37,567
Besides, you put on some
decent gigs on these days.

989
00:46:37,608 --> 00:46:38,400
Cheers, Malky.

990
00:46:38,442 --> 00:46:39,400
Two secs, eh?

991
00:46:39,442 --> 00:46:40,275
Shona.

992
00:46:43,775 --> 00:46:44,608
Fuck.

993
00:48:18,692 --> 00:48:19,733
Good afternoon, Mr. Burton's office.

994
00:48:19,775 --> 00:48:21,942
Annabelle speaking, how may I help you?

995
00:48:21,983 --> 00:48:25,775
Hello, David McLean from
Twa Bridges Promotions.

996
00:48:25,817 --> 00:48:26,650
Who?

997
00:48:28,525 --> 00:48:29,317
Twa Bridges Promotions.

998
00:48:29,358 --> 00:48:30,900
We're the biggest promotions
company in Dundee.

999
00:48:30,942 --> 00:48:32,025
Dundee?

1000
00:48:32,067 --> 00:48:34,692
Dundee, East of Scotland.

1001
00:48:34,733 --> 00:48:35,983
What is it concerning?

1002
00:48:36,025 --> 00:48:36,858
We would like to book Pink Floyd,

1003
00:48:36,900 --> 00:48:39,317
the Stones and Fleetwood Mac.

1004
00:48:40,733 --> 00:48:42,983
Okay, I'll put you
through to Mr. Burton.

1005
00:48:43,025 --> 00:48:45,150
Where did you disappear to?

1006
00:48:45,192 --> 00:48:46,483
Up the blackie, down the hockie.

1007
00:48:46,525 --> 00:48:48,400
Well, club's fucked.

1008
00:48:48,442 --> 00:48:49,233
You even slept?

1009
00:48:50,650 --> 00:48:52,400
Burton speaking.

1010
00:48:52,442 --> 00:48:55,775
Hello, This is David McLean
from Twa Bridges Promotions.

1011
00:48:55,817 --> 00:48:57,567
Never heard of you.

1012
00:48:57,608 --> 00:48:59,025
We're the premiere
music promotion company

1013
00:48:59,067 --> 00:49:00,983
in Dundee, and we'd like
to book one of your acts.

1014
00:49:01,025 --> 00:49:02,317
Name any venue a hundred mile radius

1015
00:49:02,358 --> 00:49:03,567
from Tannadice, and we'll fill it.

1016
00:49:03,608 --> 00:49:04,400
We've got dens...

1017
00:49:04,442 --> 00:49:06,525
Still never heard of
you, but here's the deal.

1018
00:49:06,567 --> 00:49:08,358
It'll cost you a thousand pounds a mile

1019
00:49:08,400 --> 00:49:12,317
to book any of our top acts, round trip.

1020
00:49:12,358 --> 00:49:13,858
Can I make some calculations
and get back to you?

1021
00:49:13,900 --> 00:49:15,817
No, I'm expecting a call.

1022
00:49:15,858 --> 00:49:16,817
Would you hold please?

1023
00:49:16,858 --> 00:49:18,650
Not really.

1024
00:49:18,692 --> 00:49:19,858
Get an AA map and a ruler, pronto.

1025
00:49:19,900 --> 00:49:20,817
On it.

1026
00:49:20,858 --> 00:49:22,525
Howl, two well-fired rolls with butter.

1027
00:49:22,567 --> 00:49:24,275
Plenty of salt.

1028
00:49:24,317 --> 00:49:25,317
Annabelle.

1029
00:49:27,650 --> 00:49:29,400
Where the fuck is Dundee?

1030
00:49:29,442 --> 00:49:30,442
Scotland.

1031
00:49:30,483 --> 00:49:32,817
Get me the AA map, please.

1032
00:49:33,942 --> 00:49:34,733
Jesus, that was quick!

1033
00:49:34,775 --> 00:49:35,567
Swiped it out a car.

1034
00:49:35,608 --> 00:49:37,108
And a ruler?

1035
00:49:37,150 --> 00:49:38,525
Thousand pounds per mile, is that correct?

1036
00:49:38,567 --> 00:49:39,817
Here, mate.

1037
00:49:39,858 --> 00:49:41,525
How long are those sausages?

1038
00:49:41,567 --> 00:49:42,358
Six inches.

1039
00:49:42,400 --> 00:49:43,608
Right, one please.

1040
00:49:43,650 --> 00:49:45,483
You want chips with that?

1041
00:49:45,525 --> 00:49:47,900
How long are the chips?

1042
00:49:47,942 --> 00:49:50,233
Single mate, pronto!

1043
00:49:50,275 --> 00:49:53,608
So is that by road or as the crow flies?

1044
00:49:53,650 --> 00:49:55,483
Whichever's longest.

1045
00:49:57,817 --> 00:50:00,067
Five hundred pounds a mile.

1046
00:50:01,483 --> 00:50:02,400
I'll mortgage my house.

1047
00:50:02,442 --> 00:50:03,233
What's it worth?

1048
00:50:03,275 --> 00:50:04,067
Three grand.

1049
00:50:04,108 --> 00:50:04,900
Three grand?

1050
00:50:04,942 --> 00:50:06,233
That'll get them up to Swiss Cottage.

1051
00:50:06,275 --> 00:50:07,358
He want's about a million quid.

1052
00:50:07,400 --> 00:50:08,442
Don't eat that!

1053
00:50:08,483 --> 00:50:09,692
Okay, I've just been speaking
with my business associates,

1054
00:50:09,733 --> 00:50:10,775
and we've decided we would book

1055
00:50:10,817 --> 00:50:12,650
one of your more up-and-coming bands.

1056
00:50:12,692 --> 00:50:15,442
Someone like, say, Iron Maiden?

1057
00:50:16,817 --> 00:50:20,442
Ah yes, they'd be just
the ticket so to speak.

1058
00:50:20,483 --> 00:50:22,317
Persistent little bastard aren't you?

1059
00:50:22,358 --> 00:50:24,233
I prefer ambitious.

1060
00:50:24,275 --> 00:50:27,567
Right, that'll be fifteen
hundred pounds each way,

1061
00:50:27,608 --> 00:50:31,233
provided they fancy a trip to Dundee.

1062
00:50:31,275 --> 00:50:34,942
Let's round it off to, say, four K total?

1063
00:50:34,983 --> 00:50:36,150
Very reasonable for
an act of that caliber.

1064
00:50:36,192 --> 00:50:39,275
Okay, we'll need half
the money up front,

1065
00:50:39,317 --> 00:50:40,692
sort the balance on the day.

1066
00:50:40,733 --> 00:50:42,233
Excellent, Mr. Burton,
thank you very much, I'll...

1067
00:50:47,192 --> 00:50:49,233
Iron fucking Maiden, ya dancer.

1068
00:50:49,275 --> 00:50:50,150
Who?

1069
00:50:50,192 --> 00:50:51,108
Four grand! Two up front.

1070
00:50:51,150 --> 00:50:51,942
Who?

1071
00:50:51,983 --> 00:50:52,983
Bargain.

1072
00:50:53,025 --> 00:50:54,233
Bargain?

1073
00:50:54,275 --> 00:50:56,025
What happened to the day of fifteen quid

1074
00:50:56,067 --> 00:50:58,025
and a six cans of Skol for Simple Minds?

1075
00:50:58,067 --> 00:51:00,733
That was last week John, this is now.

1076
00:51:00,775 --> 00:51:03,442
With my mortgage and
last night's takings,

1077
00:51:03,483 --> 00:51:04,567
we're still about five hundred short.

1078
00:51:04,608 --> 00:51:05,942
Don't worry, I'll sort that.

1079
00:51:05,983 --> 00:51:08,817
Put this back where you got it.

1080
00:51:08,858 --> 00:51:09,775
Clean up the venue from last night,

1081
00:51:09,817 --> 00:51:12,150
and eat that fucking sausage.

1082
00:51:12,192 --> 00:51:13,150
Did he just tell me to clean the venue?

1083
00:51:16,192 --> 00:51:19,817
You should see the size
of his fucking chips.

1084
00:51:19,858 --> 00:51:22,650
I'm glad you came
back to me again, Davie.

1085
00:51:22,692 --> 00:51:24,067
I think you and I, we're going to be

1086
00:51:24,108 --> 00:51:26,817
working together for a long time.

1087
00:51:26,858 --> 00:51:28,525
Aye, well I tried the usual routes.

1088
00:51:28,567 --> 00:51:32,067
Lloyds TSB, RBS, but they all said no, eh?

1089
00:51:32,983 --> 00:51:34,525
Pike.

1090
00:51:34,567 --> 00:51:36,108
Backseat.

1091
00:51:55,233 --> 00:51:57,108
Mr. McConnel in?

1092
00:51:57,150 --> 00:51:58,525
Bernie.

1093
00:51:58,567 --> 00:52:00,233
There a problem, Mr. Fergie?

1094
00:52:00,275 --> 00:52:01,858
Not yet.

1095
00:52:01,900 --> 00:52:02,692
Des?

1096
00:52:04,192 --> 00:52:05,775
Can I help?

1097
00:52:05,817 --> 00:52:08,608
Here for the four grand owed
from the Thin Lizzy concert.

1098
00:52:08,650 --> 00:52:10,150
You mean the outstanding thousand?

1099
00:52:10,192 --> 00:52:12,483
I gave Mr. Pike the rest.

1100
00:52:16,025 --> 00:52:18,692
Don't have a receipt for that.

1101
00:52:20,400 --> 00:52:23,233
Do you have a receipt, Mr. Pike?

1102
00:52:23,275 --> 00:52:25,775
No idea what she's on about.

1103
00:52:29,483 --> 00:52:31,858
She's ripping you off, Mr. McConnel.

1104
00:52:31,900 --> 00:52:32,692
Hang on a minute.

1105
00:52:32,733 --> 00:52:34,483
- There...
- Money, now!

1106
00:52:35,442 --> 00:52:36,817
He was there and all!

1107
00:52:36,858 --> 00:52:38,775
Davie, tell them, please.

1108
00:52:38,817 --> 00:52:41,900
This fuckin' true, Davie?

1109
00:52:55,442 --> 00:52:56,275
That,

1110
00:52:57,317 --> 00:52:59,858
for keeping yer puss shut.

1111
00:53:01,567 --> 00:53:02,733
Want a lift?

1112
00:53:03,608 --> 00:53:04,442
Aye.

1113
00:53:05,650 --> 00:53:08,275
Get a taxi, you can afford it now.

1114
00:53:08,317 --> 00:53:12,317
Kenny'll be round for
all the money next week.

1115
00:53:19,483 --> 00:53:21,108
What would you have done?

1116
00:53:21,150 --> 00:53:22,983
Fergie knew exactly what he was doing.

1117
00:53:23,025 --> 00:53:25,067
I still didn't have enough for the gig,

1118
00:53:25,108 --> 00:53:27,400
so I turned to the only thing I knew.

1119
00:53:27,442 --> 00:53:28,275
Come on.

1120
00:53:29,275 --> 00:53:30,108
Come on.

1121
00:53:30,150 --> 00:53:31,192
Fuck.

1122
00:53:31,233 --> 00:53:33,150
Aye, did ye lose son?

1123
00:53:34,400 --> 00:53:35,400
20 pound, Davie.

1124
00:53:35,442 --> 00:53:37,025
Seen you lose a lot more than that

1125
00:53:37,067 --> 00:53:37,983
Fuck off.

1126
00:54:22,900 --> 00:54:23,733
One.

1127
00:54:25,192 --> 00:54:26,025
Two.

1128
00:54:28,858 --> 00:54:29,692
99.

1129
00:54:30,858 --> 00:54:31,692
100.

1130
00:54:34,442 --> 00:54:36,775
Bet ye can nay do that, son.

1131
00:54:38,733 --> 00:54:40,692
Aye, right enough, Dad.

1132
00:54:40,733 --> 00:54:43,108
Good night tonight?

1133
00:54:43,150 --> 00:54:44,733
Sold the place out.

1134
00:54:44,775 --> 00:54:46,358
Well done, son.

1135
00:54:46,400 --> 00:54:47,567
Awfully proud.

1136
00:54:49,775 --> 00:54:50,942
Cheers, Dad.

1137
00:55:25,525 --> 00:55:26,942
Aye, he's here.

1138
00:55:38,525 --> 00:55:40,400
Ya all right?

1139
00:55:40,442 --> 00:55:41,275
Dandy.

1140
00:55:43,358 --> 00:55:44,567
Beano and all.

1141
00:55:44,608 --> 00:55:47,192
Where the fuck have you been?

1142
00:55:48,067 --> 00:55:49,483
How you doing, John?

1143
00:55:49,525 --> 00:55:50,608
Me?

1144
00:55:50,650 --> 00:55:51,442
I'm doing great.

1145
00:55:52,608 --> 00:55:55,733
After you left us, and
took all the fucking money.

1146
00:55:55,775 --> 00:55:58,858
Calm down John, he's
obviously no doing so good.

1147
00:55:58,900 --> 00:56:00,525
He's no doing so good?

1148
00:56:02,108 --> 00:56:04,358
I'm the stupid fucker that
raided my holiday fund to pay off

1149
00:56:04,400 --> 00:56:08,567
the local psychos so they don't
come back and break bones.

1150
00:56:08,608 --> 00:56:09,900
And I couldn't pay them all, Davie.

1151
00:56:09,942 --> 00:56:11,567
So, not only are those nutters coming back

1152
00:56:11,608 --> 00:56:13,275
to do who-the-fuck-kens-what to us,

1153
00:56:13,317 --> 00:56:16,900
but if my darling wife looks
in that vase, I'm divorced.

1154
00:56:16,942 --> 00:56:18,358
Simple as.

1155
00:56:18,400 --> 00:56:20,650
So Scott, just think again and tell me,

1156
00:56:20,692 --> 00:56:24,442
out of everyone here,
who's no doing so good?

1157
00:56:27,025 --> 00:56:30,025
You've got the money, right Davie?

1158
00:56:35,608 --> 00:56:36,442
Bookies?

1159
00:56:40,025 --> 00:56:41,442
In your own time, Davie.

1160
00:56:41,483 --> 00:56:43,608
You complete and utter fanny.

1161
00:56:46,317 --> 00:56:48,275
Put this all on black please.

1162
00:56:48,317 --> 00:56:50,358
Okay, sir.

1163
00:56:56,817 --> 00:56:57,650
19 red.

1164
00:57:01,108 --> 00:57:01,900
Is that it?

1165
00:57:01,942 --> 00:57:03,317
Yep.

1166
00:57:03,358 --> 00:57:04,317
Okay, maybe I could have

1167
00:57:04,358 --> 00:57:05,692
handled that a bit better.

1168
00:57:05,733 --> 00:57:07,150
You've killed us, Davie.

1169
00:57:07,192 --> 00:57:09,525
- Let me at him.
- Just leave it.

1170
00:57:09,567 --> 00:57:11,067
It's not worth it.

1171
00:57:12,525 --> 00:57:13,733
Just hit us, I deserve it.

1172
00:57:13,775 --> 00:57:15,692
You know, there is no
point, you won't learn.

1173
00:57:15,733 --> 00:57:17,400
Aye, he fuckin' will.

1174
00:57:20,025 --> 00:57:23,317
Time to hurt like fuck, wee man.

1175
00:57:23,358 --> 00:57:25,192
Listen, Pike mate, I
can get ya the money.

1176
00:57:25,233 --> 00:57:26,275
I can work for you.

1177
00:57:26,317 --> 00:57:30,650
Aye, you'll be working for
us for a long time, mate.

1178
00:57:30,692 --> 00:57:31,567
Come on, pal.

1179
00:57:31,608 --> 00:57:33,400
Might as well make this part easy.

1180
00:57:33,442 --> 00:57:36,233
Hey lads, hows it going?

1181
00:57:37,108 --> 00:57:38,858
What happened, Davie? You been fighting?

1182
00:57:41,483 --> 00:57:43,983
Can you strong gentlemen help?

1183
00:57:46,525 --> 00:57:47,317
Excuse us, we need to have

1184
00:57:47,358 --> 00:57:49,108
a wee word with Davie, here.

1185
00:57:49,150 --> 00:57:50,983
Are you taking him to the hospital?

1186
00:57:51,025 --> 00:57:52,025
We'll see.

1187
00:57:53,150 --> 00:57:56,067
John pal, have a wee word, and all.

1188
00:57:58,483 --> 00:58:01,483
Look after him please, boys.

1189
00:58:01,525 --> 00:58:05,025
Maybe we can have some fun
later if Davie's still up to it?

1190
00:58:05,067 --> 00:58:06,483
Nay bad, Davie.

1191
00:58:09,025 --> 00:58:11,067
Call the police, Scott.

1192
00:58:11,108 --> 00:58:12,567
Nay point.

1193
00:58:12,608 --> 00:58:15,108
They'd be too late, anyway.

1194
00:58:15,150 --> 00:58:19,775
And if they dinn-y kill us,
we'd just be pissing them off.

1195
00:58:27,733 --> 00:58:29,567
So, beverage?

1196
00:58:29,608 --> 00:58:31,317
I'm cool, Mrs Fergie.

1197
00:58:31,358 --> 00:58:32,233
Chrissie.

1198
00:58:32,275 --> 00:58:36,192
Please don't trouble
yourself, Mrs. Chrissie.

1199
00:58:37,233 --> 00:58:39,650
It's a lovely house you have.

1200
00:58:40,692 --> 00:58:42,900
Aw, I like this one.

1201
00:58:44,150 --> 00:58:45,483
Boys?

1202
00:58:45,525 --> 00:58:47,650
No, mustn't drink on the job.

1203
00:58:47,692 --> 00:58:49,650
Suit yourselves.

1204
00:58:49,692 --> 00:58:53,858
♪ You held my dreams ♪

1205
00:58:53,900 --> 00:58:58,900
♪ Like worthless grains of sand ♪

1206
00:59:01,317 --> 00:59:06,317
♪ Careless hands don't care
when dreams slip through ♪

1207
00:59:15,567 --> 00:59:17,983
What's the debt?

1208
00:59:18,025 --> 00:59:19,858
Two hundred outstanding,

1209
00:59:19,900 --> 00:59:21,942
five hundred from the Thin Lizzy gig,

1210
00:59:21,983 --> 00:59:24,817
plus three days compound interest.

1211
00:59:26,442 --> 00:59:29,650
I've also had a bill for repairs that

1212
00:59:29,692 --> 00:59:32,567
need carried out on Bloomers.

1213
00:59:32,608 --> 00:59:33,525
Aye, but that was nay our fault.

1214
00:59:33,567 --> 00:59:34,483
How much?

1215
00:59:35,525 --> 00:59:36,317
2,000.

1216
00:59:37,192 --> 00:59:39,608
That's more than the place is worth.

1217
00:59:39,650 --> 00:59:42,317
And a drum kit and a guitar.

1218
00:59:43,942 --> 00:59:47,692
So, rounded up, you pair
of pricks now owe me

1219
00:59:49,567 --> 00:59:51,108
three large.

1220
00:59:51,150 --> 00:59:53,317
Three grand?

1221
00:59:53,358 --> 00:59:56,108
On my desk, end of the week.

1222
00:59:56,150 --> 00:59:57,108
This is bullshit,
Fergie, you've set us up.

1223
01:00:00,942 --> 01:00:04,442
I've given you every chance, son.

1224
01:00:04,483 --> 01:00:08,483
But you've let your
ambition blind your ability.

1225
01:00:11,692 --> 01:00:15,400
You may as well kill us
now, we're as good as dead.

1226
01:00:15,442 --> 01:00:16,525
No, no, no.

1227
01:00:19,400 --> 01:00:22,067
You're dead when I say you are.

1228
01:00:22,108 --> 01:00:25,650
If you fail to pay me back my money,

1229
01:00:25,692 --> 01:00:28,692
then you can both come work on shipments.

1230
01:00:32,025 --> 01:00:34,108
Well, one of you, anyway.

1231
01:00:36,442 --> 01:00:38,067
I'll let Mr. Pike here decide which

1232
01:00:38,108 --> 01:00:41,483
of you needs to remain
in a useful condition.

1233
01:00:41,525 --> 01:00:43,067
Tough choice.

1234
01:00:43,108 --> 01:00:47,483
They're both as much use as
an ashtray on a motorbike.

1235
01:00:48,858 --> 01:00:49,900
Look, I can do this.

1236
01:00:49,942 --> 01:00:51,317
I can get you the money
in two weeks, okay?

1237
01:00:51,358 --> 01:00:53,275
I'll mortgage my house.

1238
01:00:58,733 --> 01:01:00,233
Two weeks it is.

1239
01:01:02,983 --> 01:01:03,900
Problem is,

1240
01:01:06,358 --> 01:01:09,483
I've got a bit of a reputation.

1241
01:01:09,525 --> 01:01:11,400
Wonderful things, reputations.

1242
01:01:13,525 --> 01:01:16,192
Usually save a lot of time.

1243
01:01:16,233 --> 01:01:19,983
But now, my fucking rep
with the young crowd,

1244
01:01:22,733 --> 01:01:24,317
it needs. a little,

1245
01:01:26,567 --> 01:01:27,567
Finessing.

1246
01:01:30,442 --> 01:01:34,567
So, with that in mind,
I'm going to leave you

1247
01:01:34,608 --> 01:01:38,692
in the capable hands of
Mr Pike and Mr. Ferguson.

1248
01:01:56,608 --> 01:01:58,525
Think they'll make it back?

1249
01:01:58,567 --> 01:02:00,400
They're strong boys.

1250
01:02:01,567 --> 01:02:02,358
As long it's some time

1251
01:02:02,400 --> 01:02:06,025
in the next couple weeks, I suppose.

1252
01:02:43,900 --> 01:02:45,275
This isn't helping anything.

1253
01:02:45,317 --> 01:02:46,858
We need to get home!

1254
01:02:46,900 --> 01:02:47,650
Fuck!

1255
01:02:52,775 --> 01:02:54,900
Shut yer puss it's not funny.

1256
01:02:56,692 --> 01:02:58,442
How'd you ken we would be here?

1257
01:02:58,483 --> 01:03:00,858
Ah, Fergie
does this all the time.

1258
01:03:00,900 --> 01:03:02,733
Fucking Baltic.

1259
01:03:02,775 --> 01:03:04,317
What's the score then?

1260
01:03:04,358 --> 01:03:05,483
I'll mortgage my house.

1261
01:03:05,525 --> 01:03:07,983
Oh, above and beyond, mate.

1262
01:03:08,025 --> 01:03:09,525
For someone who's friend
just saved your life,

1263
01:03:09,567 --> 01:03:10,733
you don't look too happy, Davie.

1264
01:03:10,775 --> 01:03:12,525
I'd have sorted it.

1265
01:03:14,483 --> 01:03:16,442
You going to thank me?

1266
01:03:16,483 --> 01:03:17,400
For what?

1267
01:03:19,733 --> 01:03:21,817
Stopping you getting seriously hurt.

1268
01:03:21,858 --> 01:03:23,400
By dressing like a whore, aye no bother.

1269
01:03:23,442 --> 01:03:24,692
See, Shona I
think you look brilliant-

1270
01:03:24,733 --> 01:03:25,983
- Like a whore?

1271
01:03:27,233 --> 01:03:29,025
Look at the state of
yourself right now Davie.

1272
01:03:29,067 --> 01:03:30,650
And you're calling me a slut?

1273
01:03:30,692 --> 01:03:31,817
Guys, is this the appropriate time

1274
01:03:31,858 --> 01:03:32,650
to be having this conversation?

1275
01:03:32,692 --> 01:03:33,525
I didn't say you were a slut.

1276
01:03:33,567 --> 01:03:34,733
I said you dressed like one.

1277
01:03:34,775 --> 01:03:36,942
I dressed like this to help you.

1278
01:03:36,983 --> 01:03:38,400
Cause' you're a degenerate gambler

1279
01:03:38,442 --> 01:03:40,858
with delusions of grandeur.

1280
01:03:40,900 --> 01:03:41,692
Very poetic.

1281
01:03:41,733 --> 01:03:42,525
McGonnigal lives on, eh?

1282
01:03:45,150 --> 01:03:45,942
Would they have hurt you badly

1283
01:03:45,983 --> 01:03:48,317
if I didn't dress like this?

1284
01:03:50,317 --> 01:03:51,150
Exactly.

1285
01:03:53,983 --> 01:03:55,567
Fuckin' hell.

1286
01:03:55,608 --> 01:03:56,442
Shit.

1287
01:04:00,817 --> 01:04:02,567
Fancy an ice cream?

1288
01:04:03,483 --> 01:04:05,233
Raspberry sauce.

1289
01:04:05,275 --> 01:04:06,525
Come on you.

1290
01:04:06,567 --> 01:04:07,650
Cheer up, eh?

1291
01:04:14,483 --> 01:04:15,608
Great acoustics.

1292
01:04:15,650 --> 01:04:16,525
Maiden'll love it.

1293
01:04:18,900 --> 01:04:21,650
It's our only option John.

1294
01:04:21,692 --> 01:04:24,900
Our only option is
to forget all this music promo

1295
01:04:24,942 --> 01:04:28,692
pish and quit whilst we're only
heavily behind as opposed to dead.

1296
01:04:28,733 --> 01:04:30,900
Just, hear me out first.

1297
01:04:37,233 --> 01:04:42,317
Take your mortgage money,
stick on Iron Maiden here,

1298
01:04:42,358 --> 01:04:45,650
sell the place out, pay
back crazy eyes and his band

1299
01:04:45,692 --> 01:04:49,067
of merry nut jobs, we make a tidy profit.

1300
01:04:49,108 --> 01:04:51,858
And we all live happily ever after?

1301
01:04:53,275 --> 01:04:54,275
I fucked up,

1302
01:04:55,650 --> 01:04:56,817
and I'm sorry.

1303
01:05:05,192 --> 01:05:06,442
It's alright.

1304
01:05:07,400 --> 01:05:10,858
I cannae risk anymore, all right?

1305
01:05:10,900 --> 01:05:13,858
My partner said the same thing

1306
01:05:13,900 --> 01:05:16,150
when we put on The Beatles.

1307
01:05:19,483 --> 01:05:21,192
Alright there, mister?

1308
01:05:21,233 --> 01:05:22,483
Andy, please.

1309
01:05:23,692 --> 01:05:25,692
Just doing a wee recce,
make sure the place

1310
01:05:25,733 --> 01:05:28,650
is spic and span for Sidney Devine.

1311
01:05:30,858 --> 01:05:32,608
Oh aye, big time stuff.

1312
01:05:32,650 --> 01:05:33,942
I had the Fab Four up for a couple

1313
01:05:33,983 --> 01:05:37,733
of small shows in '63,
before they were huge.

1314
01:05:38,858 --> 01:05:41,858
Only cost 30 pounds,
and we still lost money.

1315
01:05:41,900 --> 01:05:44,358
But there was something about them

1316
01:05:44,400 --> 01:05:47,108
that meant I wanted them back.

1317
01:05:47,150 --> 01:05:49,025
What was it?

1318
01:05:49,067 --> 01:05:53,067
Well, they were the
bloody Beatles weren't they?

1319
01:05:53,108 --> 01:05:56,525
So, I phoned up Brian Epstein and I said,

1320
01:05:57,567 --> 01:06:01,108
"I'll take them again,
but we lost money before,

1321
01:06:01,150 --> 01:06:04,025
"so can we have them
for twenty five pound?"

1322
01:06:04,067 --> 01:06:05,483
And he said, "No...

1323
01:06:07,275 --> 01:06:08,733
You can have them for two
hundred pound, you have to

1324
01:06:08,775 --> 01:06:12,025
"put them on at the biggest
venue you can find."

1325
01:06:12,067 --> 01:06:16,608
Well, my business partner,
he just thought I was nuts.

1326
01:06:16,650 --> 01:06:21,483
He's got two kids, so from
his point of view, it was.

1327
01:06:21,525 --> 01:06:22,858
What happened?

1328
01:06:25,775 --> 01:06:28,900
Well, it was the
bloody Beatles wasn't it?

1329
01:06:28,942 --> 01:06:33,942
I was there as a laddie,
throwing Jelly Babies at Ringo.

1330
01:06:34,400 --> 01:06:35,233
So,

1331
01:06:36,650 --> 01:06:37,650
Iron Maiden.

1332
01:06:38,567 --> 01:06:40,983
The new wave of heavy metal.

1333
01:06:41,025 --> 01:06:42,608
You going to do it?

1334
01:06:53,150 --> 01:06:54,483
For fuck sake.

1335
01:06:56,233 --> 01:06:57,650
Fucking brilliant, John.

1336
01:06:57,692 --> 01:06:58,983
You'll not regret it!

1337
01:06:59,025 --> 01:07:00,650
Aye, well, I regret it already.

1338
01:07:00,692 --> 01:07:01,900
You know what I'd regret?

1339
01:07:01,942 --> 01:07:03,650
Buying that fucking coat.

1340
01:07:03,692 --> 01:07:04,608
Fuck you.

1341
01:07:21,358 --> 01:07:22,608
All right, Kev!

1342
01:07:22,650 --> 01:07:23,483
All right Davie.

1343
01:07:23,525 --> 01:07:24,567
What's the book?

1344
01:07:24,608 --> 01:07:27,233
It's the Gulag Archipelago.

1345
01:07:27,275 --> 01:07:28,150
It's about,

1346
01:07:28,192 --> 01:07:31,233
ken the labor camps in Siberia?

1347
01:07:31,275 --> 01:07:32,567
Oh, aye?

1348
01:07:32,608 --> 01:07:34,067
Where the dissidents go or something.

1349
01:07:34,108 --> 01:07:35,858
I dinn-y, I think that's where they go.

1350
01:07:35,900 --> 01:07:37,233
It's no bad read.

1351
01:07:37,275 --> 01:07:39,317
May as well be set in Whitfield, eh?

1352
01:07:39,358 --> 01:07:40,442
How's that?

1353
01:07:42,150 --> 01:07:43,942
Well, it's that fucking grim, eh?

1354
01:08:01,900 --> 01:08:03,650
Where's the drum kit?

1355
01:08:03,692 --> 01:08:04,608
Drum kit?

1356
01:08:06,442 --> 01:08:09,108
Aye, you no with the Maiden?

1357
01:08:09,150 --> 01:08:11,858
Do I look like I'm
with the fuckin' Maiden?

1358
01:08:11,900 --> 01:08:13,942
I'm hear to fix the lavie.

1359
01:08:13,983 --> 01:08:15,650
Vienna Boys Choir last night.

1360
01:08:15,692 --> 01:08:17,775
Forty laddies, one lavie.

1361
01:08:18,692 --> 01:08:19,525
Torture.

1362
01:08:26,900 --> 01:08:29,525
This was the point I realized

1363
01:08:29,567 --> 01:08:30,817
we were fucked.

1364
01:08:52,107 --> 01:08:55,107
I'll catch you later, Davie.

1365
01:08:57,525 --> 01:09:00,692
Dinn-y look at me, I'm
here for the shity pipe.

1366
01:09:00,732 --> 01:09:01,900
See you later.

1367
01:09:04,317 --> 01:09:06,275
Don't know where I can
find Davie McLean, do ya?

1368
01:09:06,317 --> 01:09:07,482
I'm the man himself.

1369
01:09:07,525 --> 01:09:08,692
Hey, Rod Smallwood.

1370
01:09:08,732 --> 01:09:10,150
I manage Maiden, nice to meet you.

1371
01:09:10,192 --> 01:09:11,442
Pleasure's all mine.

1372
01:09:11,482 --> 01:09:12,482
Decent drive up?

1373
01:09:12,525 --> 01:09:15,317
Yeah, Drove up from
Sunderland at the crack of dawn.

1374
01:09:15,357 --> 01:09:18,067
We had a show last night, crowd loved it.

1375
01:09:18,107 --> 01:09:20,275
Late night then, my man.

1376
01:09:22,692 --> 01:09:24,192
Wheres the crew?

1377
01:09:25,400 --> 01:09:26,192
The crew?

1378
01:09:26,232 --> 01:09:28,232
Yeah the humpers, the guys who are gonna

1379
01:09:28,275 --> 01:09:30,192
help my guys load the gear in.

1380
01:09:30,232 --> 01:09:31,025
Thought a first class outfit like

1381
01:09:31,067 --> 01:09:33,650
yourselves would provide all that?

1382
01:09:33,692 --> 01:09:34,857
You kidding?

1383
01:09:34,900 --> 01:09:36,192
Course.

1384
01:09:36,232 --> 01:09:37,775
Crew will be here shortly.

1385
01:09:37,817 --> 01:09:39,900
And catering?

1386
01:09:40,857 --> 01:09:41,817
Catering?

1387
01:09:41,857 --> 01:09:42,942
Yeah.

1388
01:09:42,982 --> 01:09:44,567
Square sausage butties, stuff like that?

1389
01:09:44,607 --> 01:09:46,150
What?

1390
01:09:46,192 --> 01:09:47,982
What's that when it's at home?

1391
01:09:48,025 --> 01:09:51,025
Just sausage, but cut in a square.

1392
01:09:53,232 --> 01:09:55,232
You've read the contract.

1393
01:10:10,733 --> 01:10:11,900
Course.

1394
01:10:11,942 --> 01:10:13,817
Even read the small print.

1395
01:10:13,858 --> 01:10:16,400
Right, well, that's
the most important thing.

1396
01:10:16,442 --> 01:10:18,775
Good news on the Ruddles.

1397
01:10:18,817 --> 01:10:20,942
I'll have it on white with HP.

1398
01:10:20,983 --> 01:10:23,067
Right, let me just take
you to the changing room.

1399
01:10:23,108 --> 01:10:24,192
Just up here.

1400
01:10:24,233 --> 01:10:27,233
Oh, how are ticket sales going?

1401
01:10:27,275 --> 01:10:28,942
Like snow off a dyke.

1402
01:10:28,983 --> 01:10:30,067
What?

1403
01:10:30,108 --> 01:10:31,942
Hot cakes, like hot cakes.

1404
01:10:31,983 --> 01:10:32,775
Right, yeah.

1405
01:10:32,817 --> 01:10:34,775
Well I think our album
will get top ten this week.

1406
01:10:34,817 --> 01:10:37,817
So yeah, you've done pretty
well, you've timed it perfectly.

1407
01:10:38,692 --> 01:10:39,525
Great.

1408
01:10:40,983 --> 01:10:41,817
Cool.

1409
01:10:41,858 --> 01:10:45,317
If there's anything I
can do, just let me know.

1410
01:10:45,358 --> 01:10:46,692
Well, arabest.

1411
01:10:50,483 --> 01:10:53,483
Take a right at the end of the hall.

1412
01:11:06,067 --> 01:11:08,108
♪ Don't let me sleep
the night you told me ♪

1413
01:11:11,942 --> 01:11:12,733
Mom.

1414
01:11:12,775 --> 01:11:14,483
Hiya son, I was just
about to see your gra...

1415
01:11:14,525 --> 01:11:16,317
Never mind that, I've got an emergency.

1416
01:11:16,358 --> 01:11:17,525
What is it?

1417
01:11:17,567 --> 01:11:18,983
I may have overlooked a few things.

1418
01:11:19,025 --> 01:11:20,400
I need you to look down
the back of the sofa,

1419
01:11:20,442 --> 01:11:23,733
there should be letter that
says Cow Bell Agency on it.

1420
01:11:23,775 --> 01:11:24,858
Hold on.

1421
01:11:27,358 --> 01:11:28,692
Willie, shift.

1422
01:11:30,275 --> 01:11:31,983
Jesus Christ.

1423
01:11:40,275 --> 01:11:41,983
You bloody need a new filing system.

1424
01:11:42,025 --> 01:11:42,817
Have you got it?

1425
01:11:42,858 --> 01:11:43,983
Aye, I've got it.

1426
01:11:44,025 --> 01:11:46,692
Go to the page that
says, band rider, on it.

1427
01:11:49,650 --> 01:11:51,233
Jesus.

1428
01:11:51,275 --> 01:11:52,525
Hello?

1429
01:11:52,567 --> 01:11:54,983
10 bacon butties on arrival, with HP.

1430
01:11:55,025 --> 01:11:55,983
10 Hot meals - Pie n' mash

1431
01:11:56,025 --> 01:11:58,692
or Fish and Chips
equivalents, before concert.

1432
01:11:58,733 --> 01:12:00,192
4 packets of cigarettes.

1433
01:12:00,233 --> 01:12:02,067
And it says here a case of Ruddles.

1434
01:12:02,108 --> 01:12:04,317
What the fuck are Ruddles?

1435
01:12:04,358 --> 01:12:05,525
Nay idea.

1436
01:12:05,567 --> 01:12:08,733
Davie there's more; two bottles of vodka,

1437
01:12:08,775 --> 01:12:11,650
two bottles of tequila,
twenty four bottles of lager,

1438
01:12:11,692 --> 01:12:13,400
twenty four cans of Yorkshire Bitter.

1439
01:12:13,442 --> 01:12:15,358
Mom, I'm gonna need
you to sort this out.

1440
01:12:15,400 --> 01:12:16,692
I'll give you the money later on.

1441
01:12:16,733 --> 01:12:18,067
Davie, you're driving me mad.

1442
01:12:18,108 --> 01:12:18,900
Aw, thanks a million, bye.

1443
01:12:21,025 --> 01:12:23,025
What's goin' on now?

1444
01:12:25,067 --> 01:12:27,108
Hope you've not got
any plans for the day.

1445
01:12:27,150 --> 01:12:28,775
How?

1446
01:12:28,817 --> 01:12:30,900
We're in the catering business.

1447
01:12:30,942 --> 01:12:31,817
The whole thing was a fucking

1448
01:12:31,858 --> 01:12:33,358
shambles to be honest with ya.

1449
01:12:33,400 --> 01:12:35,442
The thing is Davie, I just
don't have time for this.

1450
01:12:35,483 --> 01:12:39,067
We're a real band and people
are paying money for this.

1451
01:12:39,108 --> 01:12:41,483
Maiden's manager, well,
he was fuckin ragin'.

1452
01:12:41,525 --> 01:12:42,442
Could see his point, though.

1453
01:12:42,483 --> 01:12:43,858
We didn't even have a crew.

1454
01:12:43,900 --> 01:12:45,275
So right enough, I'm out on the streets

1455
01:12:45,317 --> 01:12:47,608
trying to find a bunch of
jakies to fill the positions.

1456
01:12:47,650 --> 01:12:49,983
All right lads, much on the day?

1457
01:12:50,025 --> 01:12:52,067
To be honest, that was going fine until,

1458
01:12:52,108 --> 01:12:56,775
Hang about, is that
our fucking guitar he's got?

1459
01:13:00,942 --> 01:13:01,733
I mean, these
guys were literally off

1460
01:13:01,775 --> 01:13:05,858
the streets, so I dinnae
ken what we were expecting.

1461
01:13:05,900 --> 01:13:09,442
Then, the second batch
of shit hit the fan.

1462
01:13:12,233 --> 01:13:14,192
Oy, mate, who have
you got for opening act?

1463
01:13:14,233 --> 01:13:15,400
Opening act?

1464
01:13:16,442 --> 01:13:18,817
Look, fucking Christ, tell
me you got an opening act?

1465
01:13:18,858 --> 01:13:19,650
Don't worry about it.

1466
01:13:19,692 --> 01:13:20,483
I know all the bands in Dundee.

1467
01:13:20,525 --> 01:13:23,108
I'll just give one of them a phone.

1468
01:13:27,067 --> 01:13:27,983
Back in the phone box, trying to find

1469
01:13:28,025 --> 01:13:30,233
a last minute replacement.

1470
01:13:30,275 --> 01:13:31,400
John's running about fucking daft,

1471
01:13:31,442 --> 01:13:33,900
and my dad is in the kitchen
trying to cater for 40 people.

1472
01:13:34,775 --> 01:13:36,650
We had nay clue what
the fuck was going on.

1473
01:13:36,692 --> 01:13:38,233
Just pulling switches, praying it would

1474
01:13:38,275 --> 01:13:40,442
all come together in the end.

1475
01:13:40,483 --> 01:13:43,025
And then, the band manager asks,

1476
01:13:43,067 --> 01:13:46,650
Right, can I
get me 2K now, please?

1477
01:13:50,858 --> 01:13:53,275
♪ I feel sorry for you ♪

1478
01:13:53,317 --> 01:13:54,150
John.

1479
01:13:55,025 --> 01:13:55,942
How many tickets we sold?

1480
01:13:56,817 --> 01:13:57,608
Not enough.

1481
01:13:57,650 --> 01:14:00,525
Well, what we gonna do?

1482
01:14:00,567 --> 01:14:02,233
Take a wild guess.

1483
01:14:03,275 --> 01:14:05,358
John, wait up a second.

1484
01:14:37,442 --> 01:14:40,650
You're not going to say
goodbye before your big gig?

1485
01:14:40,692 --> 01:14:42,108
Aye, of course.

1486
01:14:45,400 --> 01:14:46,192
I'll see you there.

1487
01:14:46,233 --> 01:14:48,608
I'm really proud of you, you know?

1488
01:14:48,650 --> 01:14:50,608
The shows, I mean.

1489
01:14:50,650 --> 01:14:51,942
You know that right?

1490
01:14:51,983 --> 01:14:53,150
Aye, course I ken that.

1491
01:14:55,192 --> 01:14:56,442
You know, it's funny.

1492
01:14:56,483 --> 01:14:57,567
You're not in a rush are ya, John?

1493
01:14:57,608 --> 01:14:59,525
Go on, have a sit down.

1494
01:15:00,358 --> 01:15:01,733
This will make you laugh.

1495
01:15:03,567 --> 01:15:06,983
I heard a wee rumour from
the girls a wee while ago.

1496
01:15:07,025 --> 01:15:08,025
Aye?

1497
01:15:08,067 --> 01:15:10,275
That you had died.

1498
01:15:16,067 --> 01:15:17,192
I've been meaning to ask you about that.

1499
01:15:17,233 --> 01:15:19,733
What was that all about?

1500
01:15:22,692 --> 01:15:24,108
Must have been someone else.

1501
01:15:24,150 --> 01:15:25,150
Mmm.

1502
01:15:25,192 --> 01:15:26,942
Lot of people called.

1503
01:15:28,442 --> 01:15:31,608
I cried my eyes out actually.

1504
01:15:31,650 --> 01:15:34,733
Then, you walked through
the door, quite the thing.

1505
01:15:34,775 --> 01:15:35,733
I thought, ah, yeah, they must

1506
01:15:35,775 --> 01:15:38,483
have been talking about somebody else.

1507
01:15:38,525 --> 01:15:42,233
So I dried my eyes, and
popped my make up on.

1508
01:15:42,275 --> 01:15:44,192
You never even noticed.

1509
01:15:49,025 --> 01:15:51,400
Right, well, I've gotta
go, I'll see you later, okay?

1510
01:15:51,442 --> 01:15:53,192
Aye, with bells on.

1511
01:15:54,025 --> 01:15:59,025
Just make sure you put it
back like the last time, eh?

1512
01:15:59,442 --> 01:16:00,275
What?

1513
01:16:03,733 --> 01:16:04,733
Good luck.

1514
01:16:36,858 --> 01:16:38,525
Dinnae worry.

1515
01:16:38,567 --> 01:16:40,317
Shona dinnae see you.

1516
01:16:43,650 --> 01:16:44,983
Beautiful night.

1517
01:16:47,483 --> 01:16:49,733
Maiden even gonna play?

1518
01:16:49,775 --> 01:16:51,692
And that was the big question.

1519
01:16:51,733 --> 01:16:54,733
After all the stress and all the debt,

1520
01:16:54,775 --> 01:16:56,775
would it all fall apart?

1521
01:17:45,775 --> 01:17:47,900
Of course it didn't.

1522
01:17:47,942 --> 01:17:50,067
Otherwise why would I be
telling you this story?

1523
01:18:11,900 --> 01:18:13,317
Maiden.

1524
01:18:15,233 --> 01:18:17,817
Maiden, Maiden, Maiden, Maiden.

1525
01:18:19,775 --> 01:18:21,775
It was unbelievable.

1526
01:18:21,817 --> 01:18:24,067
Never in our wildest
dreams would we think fans

1527
01:18:24,108 --> 01:18:26,150
by the bus load would come from Brechin,

1528
01:18:26,192 --> 01:18:29,150
Arbroath, Perth, even as far as Crieff.

1529
01:18:29,192 --> 01:18:30,775
Queues around the bloody block.

1530
01:18:30,817 --> 01:18:32,900
Maybe my nonstop praying
at Father Vettriano's

1531
01:18:32,942 --> 01:18:34,650
had something to do with it.

1532
01:18:34,692 --> 01:18:37,858
Well, whatever the case
may be, they loved it.

1533
01:18:37,900 --> 01:18:40,483
The rest, as they say, is history.

1534
01:18:40,525 --> 01:18:42,525
And I can drink to that.

1535
01:18:45,733 --> 01:18:46,567
Davie.

1536
01:18:49,275 --> 01:18:52,983
For all your faults, that was
a decent show the other night.

1537
01:18:53,025 --> 01:18:54,733
Make any money?

1538
01:18:54,775 --> 01:18:56,233
After we paid back everything we owed,

1539
01:18:56,275 --> 01:18:57,442
had a bit of a piss up to celebrate

1540
01:18:57,483 --> 01:19:00,067
still being alive, but that was about it.

1541
01:19:00,108 --> 01:19:02,067
Sure you didn't gamble it away?

1542
01:19:02,108 --> 01:19:03,275
Nah, I'm done with that.

1543
01:19:03,317 --> 01:19:04,317
Bet on it?

1544
01:19:07,108 --> 01:19:08,817
Sorry I couldn't hang
around after the show.

1545
01:19:08,858 --> 01:19:11,358
College and all that,
you know what it's like.

1546
01:19:11,400 --> 01:19:13,108
Actually, I dinnae.

1547
01:19:13,150 --> 01:19:14,525
I never went once,
they're about to can me.

1548
01:19:14,567 --> 01:19:17,525
I know, it's pretty obvious.

1549
01:19:17,567 --> 01:19:20,483
Right, well, what you up to?

1550
01:19:20,525 --> 01:19:22,025
Going to London.

1551
01:19:22,858 --> 01:19:26,858
Yeah, got a placement at
Guys and St. Thomas, so.

1552
01:19:26,900 --> 01:19:29,317
What you always wanted, eh?

1553
01:19:29,358 --> 01:19:33,525
I'm sorry I was a completely
unreasonable prick to you.

1554
01:19:33,567 --> 01:19:34,400
I just,

1555
01:19:38,775 --> 01:19:39,608
Go on.

1556
01:19:41,900 --> 01:19:45,150
I was falling in love with ya.

1557
01:19:45,192 --> 01:19:46,275
Made me daft.

1558
01:19:49,233 --> 01:19:51,400
The apology means a lot.

1559
01:19:52,317 --> 01:19:53,192
It's funny, sometimes I can see

1560
01:19:53,233 --> 01:19:55,733
the world in your eyes, Davie.

1561
01:19:58,317 --> 01:19:59,150
Well,

1562
01:20:00,192 --> 01:20:01,442
see you around.

1563
01:20:02,483 --> 01:20:03,817
No, you won't.

1564
01:20:07,108 --> 01:20:08,025
Course.

1565
01:20:08,067 --> 01:20:08,900
Well,

1566
01:20:10,192 --> 01:20:11,025
bye.

1567
01:20:12,192 --> 01:20:13,692
You should come.

1568
01:20:15,567 --> 01:20:16,358
What?

1569
01:20:16,400 --> 01:20:17,192
London.

1570
01:20:17,233 --> 01:20:18,025
Whats keeping you here?

1571
01:20:18,067 --> 01:20:19,317
Hearing that a lot just now.

1572
01:20:19,358 --> 01:20:21,317
Well, it's true.

1573
01:20:21,358 --> 01:20:22,192
Shona,

1574
01:20:23,275 --> 01:20:24,108
I would.

1575
01:20:26,733 --> 01:20:29,608
But, bottom line, I'm totally skint.

1576
01:20:29,650 --> 01:20:33,067
You can usually magic something up.

1577
01:20:33,108 --> 01:20:36,025
If you change your mind, I'm
getting the train tomorrow.

1578
01:20:36,067 --> 01:20:37,317
See you 'round.

1579
01:20:40,483 --> 01:20:43,817
I realized just
how special Shona was.

1580
01:20:43,858 --> 01:20:46,275
It was almost like she knew.

1581
01:20:49,233 --> 01:20:51,900
Come on, son, you're
gonna miss your train.

1582
01:20:51,942 --> 01:20:55,358
It's not leaving for another 90 minutes.

1583
01:20:55,400 --> 01:20:56,733
Give us a break eh?

1584
01:20:57,942 --> 01:20:59,900
I made you a couple of sandwiches, son.

1585
01:20:59,942 --> 01:21:01,108
Ta, Mum.

1586
01:21:01,150 --> 01:21:02,483
What's this?

1587
01:21:02,525 --> 01:21:03,983
This is for you.

1588
01:21:04,025 --> 01:21:05,067
For me?

1589
01:21:05,108 --> 01:21:06,692
A wee present.

1590
01:21:06,733 --> 01:21:08,858
Before I forget, this came for you.

1591
01:21:16,733 --> 01:21:17,567
Jesus.

1592
01:21:18,983 --> 01:21:22,233
Dinnae expect a reply from John Pilger.

1593
01:21:22,275 --> 01:21:24,150
Oh, I'm sorry son.

1594
01:21:24,192 --> 01:21:26,567
Well, at least you tried.

1595
01:21:26,608 --> 01:21:27,900
Dear David, thank you so much

1596
01:21:27,942 --> 01:21:29,817
for your generous offer to come and work.

1597
01:21:32,567 --> 01:21:36,525
Look forward to you
joining us in Phnom Phen.

1598
01:21:36,567 --> 01:21:38,192
Yours sincerely, John Pilger.

1599
01:21:39,150 --> 01:21:41,483
Sure you want to go to London, son?

1600
01:21:41,525 --> 01:21:42,942
I'll have to have a
wee think about it, eh?

1601
01:21:44,400 --> 01:21:47,317
Well, this is different.

1602
01:21:47,358 --> 01:21:48,858
You can take that
Constable painting down

1603
01:21:48,900 --> 01:21:51,150
and stick that up, instead.

1604
01:21:51,192 --> 01:21:52,525
Have a wee look.

1605
01:21:53,983 --> 01:21:56,817
Got it from Father Vettriano.

1606
01:21:56,858 --> 01:21:58,942
It's by his nephew, Jack.

1607
01:22:00,358 --> 01:22:02,608
Supposed to be pretty good.

1608
01:22:04,525 --> 01:22:05,692
Thanks, son.

1609
01:22:06,817 --> 01:22:07,983
That's lovely.

1610
01:22:13,108 --> 01:22:17,192
Ah well, come on, we'd
better get a move on, son.

1611
01:22:17,233 --> 01:22:18,650
I'll get my coat.

1612
01:22:19,775 --> 01:22:23,275
Davie son, dinnae tell your dad.

1613
01:22:23,317 --> 01:22:24,942
Here's 20 quid.

1614
01:22:24,983 --> 01:22:27,192
You'll need it, London is dear.

1615
01:22:27,233 --> 01:22:28,400
Thanks, Mum.

1616
01:22:33,358 --> 01:22:35,483
But you should nay have.

1617
01:22:35,525 --> 01:22:39,025
Right, son, chop chop, time we were off.

1618
01:22:53,067 --> 01:22:54,858
Here you go son.

1619
01:22:54,900 --> 01:22:56,358
20 quid.

1620
01:22:56,400 --> 01:22:58,317
Dinnae tell your mother.

1621
01:22:58,358 --> 01:22:59,983
It's dear way down there.

1622
01:23:00,025 --> 01:23:01,900
Especially with your habits.

1623
01:23:01,942 --> 01:23:03,900
Cheers, Dad.

1624
01:23:03,942 --> 01:23:06,025
I'll give it my best, eh?

1625
01:23:08,733 --> 01:23:11,317
I'm awfully proud of you, son

1626
01:23:29,358 --> 01:23:32,525
Started to think you ditched me.

1627
01:23:32,567 --> 01:23:34,400
Came to say goodbye.

1628
01:23:35,692 --> 01:23:36,483
What?

1629
01:23:36,525 --> 01:23:37,983
You need to leave more than I do.

1630
01:23:38,025 --> 01:23:40,025
So, you're not coming?

1631
01:23:42,858 --> 01:23:43,775
Cannae believe you lied to me.

1632
01:23:43,817 --> 01:23:47,275
I bullshitted you, it's
completely different.

1633
01:23:47,317 --> 01:23:49,483
Anyway, you slept with someone else.

1634
01:23:54,567 --> 01:23:55,817
Who told you?

1635
01:24:00,442 --> 01:24:01,692
You just did.

1636
01:24:05,775 --> 01:24:08,775
Look, Davie, you'll be a big success.

1637
01:24:08,817 --> 01:24:09,900
Doing what?

1638
01:24:11,608 --> 01:24:13,275
Living your dream.

1639
01:24:43,442 --> 01:24:46,692
Dessie wants to talk to you.

1640
01:24:46,733 --> 01:24:50,775
Word on the pavey
is you're a useful young buck.

1641
01:24:50,817 --> 01:24:53,275
May have some work for you.

1642
01:24:53,317 --> 01:24:56,358
Job for life, if you want it, son.

1643
01:25:09,525 --> 01:25:11,650
Sitting here
now, going over all this,

1644
01:25:11,692 --> 01:25:15,233
you cannae help but wonder, what if?

1645
01:25:15,275 --> 01:25:16,733
Then, you realize that it's just the cards

1646
01:25:16,775 --> 01:25:18,900
that you're dealt by the
big man up the stairs.

1647
01:25:18,942 --> 01:25:22,358
You can bluff, you can play percentages,

1648
01:25:22,400 --> 01:25:25,150
you can follow your
head, follow your heart.

1649
01:25:25,192 --> 01:25:27,067
But at the end of the day,

1650
01:25:27,108 --> 01:25:30,942
it comes down to the
fickle finger of fate.

1651
01:25:30,983 --> 01:25:32,733
I think that was her.

1652
01:25:33,942 --> 01:25:36,358
And that's how I'm here.