1 00:00:10,078 --> 00:00:13,681 (movie projector rattling) 2 00:00:18,419 --> 00:00:21,122 (guitar music) 3 00:01:40,834 --> 00:01:44,013 (car horn beeping) 4 00:01:44,037 --> 00:01:46,707 (upbeat music) 5 00:02:05,058 --> 00:02:06,503 - Hi, Justin! 6 00:02:06,527 --> 00:02:08,338 - Can't stop, Natalie, I'll be late for my lesson. 7 00:02:08,362 --> 00:02:09,539 - Oh that's cool, I'm totally cool with that. 8 00:02:09,563 --> 00:02:11,241 I hear that guy, Newt or Stan-- 9 00:02:11,265 --> 00:02:12,509 - [Justin] Stewart. 10 00:02:12,533 --> 00:02:14,010 - Yeah yeah, him, I hear he's really good. 11 00:02:14,034 --> 00:02:15,011 I mean, I think it's awesome you're taking guitar lessons 12 00:02:15,035 --> 00:02:16,413 because I'm musically inclined. 13 00:02:16,437 --> 00:02:18,682 I've been taking piano lessons since I was four. 14 00:02:18,706 --> 00:02:20,083 Maybe you can learn that cool song by Bruno Mars. 15 00:02:20,107 --> 00:02:22,186 You know, it's my favorite, Count With Me. 16 00:02:22,210 --> 00:02:23,353 Wait no, that's not it. - Oh, yeah, cool. 17 00:02:23,377 --> 00:02:24,421 It's something with letters or... - Uh-huh. 18 00:02:24,445 --> 00:02:26,856 (muffled talking) 19 00:02:26,880 --> 00:02:28,525 - It's Count On Me. 20 00:02:28,549 --> 00:02:30,260 Who doesn't know that? 21 00:02:30,284 --> 00:02:32,085 - Oh, don't be cruel. 22 00:02:33,120 --> 00:02:35,923 It's her first crush, it's so cute. 23 00:02:37,591 --> 00:02:39,035 - I'll show you those later and-- 24 00:02:39,059 --> 00:02:40,704 - Bye, Nat. 25 00:02:40,728 --> 00:02:41,728 - Bye. 26 00:02:42,730 --> 00:02:44,073 Oh anyway, about the bracelets, you know, 27 00:02:44,097 --> 00:02:46,376 so I had this red... - Yeah, a gnat. 28 00:02:46,400 --> 00:02:47,711 - Bye. 29 00:02:47,735 --> 00:02:49,413 - She's kinda like a gnat. 30 00:02:49,437 --> 00:02:52,282 An annoying, buzzing gnat. 31 00:02:52,306 --> 00:02:54,884 - Oh, you will rethink your position someday, buddy, 32 00:02:54,908 --> 00:02:56,386 I promise. 33 00:02:56,410 --> 00:02:57,554 In the meantime, you will be 34 00:02:57,578 --> 00:03:00,724 as polite as possible, young man. 35 00:03:00,748 --> 00:03:03,393 She's new here, she needs a friend. 36 00:03:03,417 --> 00:03:06,730 - Mom, you know I'm being nice to her. 37 00:03:06,754 --> 00:03:09,966 And we both know how that ends. 38 00:03:09,990 --> 00:03:13,136 She gets the wrong idea and next thing I know 39 00:03:13,160 --> 00:03:15,905 we're eating dinner at the Olive Garden before Junior prom. 40 00:03:15,929 --> 00:03:16,906 - Oh yeah? 41 00:03:16,930 --> 00:03:18,866 You should be so lucky. 42 00:03:20,968 --> 00:03:22,470 - Mom, stop stop! 43 00:03:24,672 --> 00:03:26,139 Olive, hey, Olive! 44 00:03:27,641 --> 00:03:29,819 I told you I'd do that after my lesson. 45 00:03:29,843 --> 00:03:32,422 - Yeah, yes yes, I know, honey 46 00:03:32,446 --> 00:03:34,491 but I thought I'd just get a head start. 47 00:03:34,515 --> 00:03:37,261 You know, I only got one foot planted in the grave, okay. 48 00:03:37,285 --> 00:03:40,597 The other is firmly amongst the living. 49 00:03:40,621 --> 00:03:42,098 - Are you getting excited for your cruise? 50 00:03:42,122 --> 00:03:44,334 - Mm-mh, this is the romance novel cruise. 51 00:03:44,358 --> 00:03:45,769 - Ooh, la la. 52 00:03:45,793 --> 00:03:47,271 (laughing) 53 00:03:47,295 --> 00:03:48,605 Hey, and thank you for the tomatoes. 54 00:03:48,629 --> 00:03:50,106 They were amazing. 55 00:03:50,130 --> 00:03:51,341 - Oh Becca, I'm just trying to keep up your cooking skills. 56 00:03:51,365 --> 00:03:52,442 You know, men, they love a good-- 57 00:03:52,466 --> 00:03:53,677 - Ah. 58 00:03:53,701 --> 00:03:56,337 - We have to get running, toodle-oo. 59 00:03:59,640 --> 00:04:03,320 - You'll rethink your position someday, I promise. 60 00:04:03,344 --> 00:04:07,291 - And you will mind your own beeswax, Mr. Man. 61 00:04:07,315 --> 00:04:09,917 (orchestral music) 62 00:04:13,654 --> 00:04:15,632 Hey, does dropping my kid off at the local bar, 63 00:04:15,656 --> 00:04:17,501 albeit a highly reputable establishment, 64 00:04:17,525 --> 00:04:19,135 make me a bad mother? 65 00:04:19,159 --> 00:04:21,471 - I never go into the bar part, Mom. 66 00:04:21,495 --> 00:04:24,308 Stewart's lessons are in the room behind the stage. 67 00:04:24,332 --> 00:04:26,009 It's totally legit. 68 00:04:26,033 --> 00:04:28,211 What makes you bad mother is forcing me to interact 69 00:04:28,235 --> 00:04:32,316 with a potentially dangerous insect, posing as a human girl. 70 00:04:32,340 --> 00:04:33,983 - Not nice. 71 00:04:34,007 --> 00:04:36,019 Now scoot, I gotta call my clients over at the Dollar Depot. 72 00:04:36,043 --> 00:04:37,854 I'll be back to pick you up in 90 sharp. 73 00:04:37,878 --> 00:04:39,489 - All right. 74 00:04:39,513 --> 00:04:42,049 (orchestral music) 75 00:04:49,423 --> 00:04:50,834 - Hello, little man. 76 00:04:50,858 --> 00:04:51,858 - Hey. 77 00:04:52,693 --> 00:04:53,837 (clap smack) 78 00:04:53,861 --> 00:04:54,738 - Have fun. 79 00:04:54,762 --> 00:04:55,572 (laughing) 80 00:04:55,596 --> 00:04:56,596 - I'll try. 81 00:05:00,534 --> 00:05:02,346 - Greetings, protege. 82 00:05:02,370 --> 00:05:03,680 You're looking sweat free. 83 00:05:03,704 --> 00:05:06,015 - Mom took mercy on me and dropped me off. 84 00:05:06,039 --> 00:05:08,108 - And a fine lady she is. 85 00:05:09,209 --> 00:05:12,356 I mean, fine like, I aspire to be a good man. 86 00:05:12,380 --> 00:05:14,391 She is a fine woman. 87 00:05:14,415 --> 00:05:15,360 - Yeah. 88 00:05:15,384 --> 00:05:17,785 - Good citizen, true American. 89 00:05:20,788 --> 00:05:22,432 All right, let's pick up some strings and make 'em cry. 90 00:05:22,456 --> 00:05:23,700 - I'm sure that Mick and the boys 91 00:05:23,724 --> 00:05:25,535 would frown at changing the lyrics 92 00:05:25,559 --> 00:05:26,936 and I don't think you guys wanna get embroiled 93 00:05:26,960 --> 00:05:28,705 in a copyright infringement suit. 94 00:05:28,729 --> 00:05:32,208 Think about that whole Robin Thicke, Pharrell Williams mess. 95 00:05:32,232 --> 00:05:34,043 - [Man On Phone] What thick pharaoh? 96 00:05:34,067 --> 00:05:36,546 - You know, I promise that I will come up 97 00:05:36,570 --> 00:05:40,049 with a ditty for Dollar Depot that is downright dandy. 98 00:05:40,073 --> 00:05:42,886 - [Man On Phone] Uh, what? 99 00:05:42,910 --> 00:05:44,754 I didn't catch that. 100 00:05:44,778 --> 00:05:47,090 - You know, sorry, couldn't help myself. 101 00:05:47,114 --> 00:05:50,618 More as a have it, okie-dokie? Toodle-oo. 102 00:05:51,752 --> 00:05:52,563 Ugh. 103 00:05:52,587 --> 00:05:55,432 (guitar music) 104 00:05:55,456 --> 00:05:57,567 - Okay, okay, now here. 105 00:05:57,591 --> 00:05:59,736 Look, the cornerstone of being a musician 106 00:05:59,760 --> 00:06:00,904 is rhythm and timing. 107 00:06:00,928 --> 00:06:04,307 Now, do you know what a metronome is? 108 00:06:04,331 --> 00:06:07,310 - I've heard of the Metrodome, does that count? 109 00:06:07,334 --> 00:06:08,578 - No. 110 00:06:08,602 --> 00:06:10,647 But you get points for word association. 111 00:06:10,671 --> 00:06:13,917 Now, a metronome keeps the beat, the pace, the timing. 112 00:06:13,941 --> 00:06:16,252 Music is all about timing. 113 00:06:16,276 --> 00:06:19,322 You either got good timing or you got bad timing. 114 00:06:19,346 --> 00:06:21,157 - You better be teaching him something upbeat. 115 00:06:21,181 --> 00:06:22,158 - Speaking of bad timing. 116 00:06:22,182 --> 00:06:25,161 - Playing you all's sad songs too. 117 00:06:25,185 --> 00:06:27,096 - You know, my songs aren't sad, 118 00:06:27,120 --> 00:06:29,332 they're melancholy. 119 00:06:29,356 --> 00:06:31,468 And the best songs are about falling in love 120 00:06:31,492 --> 00:06:34,671 or out of love and my songs happen to be about the latter. 121 00:06:34,695 --> 00:06:36,606 Just waiting for the tide to turn. 122 00:06:36,630 --> 00:06:39,443 Besides, I got a soft spot for relationships gone bad. 123 00:06:39,467 --> 00:06:41,778 - Don't say that again, Stew. 124 00:06:41,802 --> 00:06:44,448 It just gives you a pathetic quality. 125 00:06:44,472 --> 00:06:46,282 Women do not like pathetic. 126 00:06:46,306 --> 00:06:47,784 - Says the lifelong bachelor 127 00:06:47,808 --> 00:06:50,954 who knows everything there is to know about women. 128 00:06:50,978 --> 00:06:53,623 - Hey, Clive, you know any songs about how to hide from girls 129 00:06:53,647 --> 00:06:55,124 you don't wanna talk to? 130 00:06:55,148 --> 00:06:56,460 - You don't learn how to play the guitar 131 00:06:56,484 --> 00:06:57,861 to keep the girls away. 132 00:06:57,885 --> 00:07:00,029 That kinda defeats the purpose. 133 00:07:00,053 --> 00:07:01,855 You know what I mean? 134 00:07:03,491 --> 00:07:05,635 - Wanna give him a try? 135 00:07:05,659 --> 00:07:06,470 - Really? 136 00:07:06,494 --> 00:07:07,494 - Yeah. 137 00:07:08,696 --> 00:07:11,140 I call this one Tex. 138 00:07:11,164 --> 00:07:13,309 - Was its last owner named Tex? 139 00:07:13,333 --> 00:07:14,811 - Barry. 140 00:07:14,835 --> 00:07:16,312 - Was Barry from Texas? 141 00:07:16,336 --> 00:07:17,714 - [Stewart] St. Louis. 142 00:07:17,738 --> 00:07:18,649 - Wait, why Tex? 143 00:07:18,673 --> 00:07:20,984 - Come on, let's just play. 144 00:07:21,008 --> 00:07:23,711 (guitar music) 145 00:07:27,014 --> 00:07:28,157 Nice. 146 00:07:28,181 --> 00:07:30,393 How about old Betty, did you name her? 147 00:07:30,417 --> 00:07:33,229 - No, she came that way from the pawn shop. 148 00:07:33,253 --> 00:07:35,331 - Well, you every wonder about her history? 149 00:07:35,355 --> 00:07:37,166 Why she's named that way? 150 00:07:37,190 --> 00:07:39,503 Could be a long lost mysterious love story 151 00:07:39,527 --> 00:07:41,094 waiting to be told. 152 00:07:42,229 --> 00:07:43,840 - Or it's last owner's name was Betty 153 00:07:43,864 --> 00:07:47,010 and she wanted to let everybody know it was hers. 154 00:07:47,034 --> 00:07:48,745 I'm gonna get a summer job and save up for one 155 00:07:48,769 --> 00:07:51,238 without anybody's name on it. 156 00:07:52,540 --> 00:07:53,540 - Okay. 157 00:07:56,409 --> 00:07:58,779 Okay, all right. 158 00:07:58,946 --> 00:08:00,614 Time to get the boy. 159 00:08:04,051 --> 00:08:07,597 - She's super busy today, I'm sure she'll be here soon. 160 00:08:07,621 --> 00:08:09,590 - Yeah, no worries, bud. 161 00:08:12,225 --> 00:08:15,763 You know, I'll be back in one minute, okay? 162 00:08:31,579 --> 00:08:32,579 - Hi. 163 00:08:33,947 --> 00:08:37,627 I am so, so sorry, there long lines at the store. 164 00:08:37,651 --> 00:08:38,895 All right, Jay, let's get going. 165 00:08:38,919 --> 00:08:40,063 I got a trunk full of food 166 00:08:40,087 --> 00:08:42,098 and I don't wanna risk food poisoning. 167 00:08:42,122 --> 00:08:43,399 Given the fact that I already let the kid 168 00:08:43,423 --> 00:08:44,901 hang out at a bar all day, 169 00:08:44,925 --> 00:08:48,071 I would definitely lose my mother of the year nomination. 170 00:08:48,095 --> 00:08:49,906 - So, how's the graphic design coming along? 171 00:08:49,930 --> 00:08:51,941 - Oh my gosh, you must think that I'm raised by wolves. 172 00:08:51,965 --> 00:08:54,410 I didn't even see you standing there, Stewart. 173 00:08:54,434 --> 00:08:58,314 - Oh well, it's hard not to notice you standing. 174 00:08:58,338 --> 00:08:59,749 I said that out loud. 175 00:08:59,773 --> 00:09:02,085 Uh, on a not awkward moment. He is doing great. 176 00:09:02,109 --> 00:09:03,620 - Well, brilliance runs in the family. 177 00:09:03,644 --> 00:09:04,921 (laughing) 178 00:09:04,945 --> 00:09:06,422 I'm hoping that he can get good enough 179 00:09:06,446 --> 00:09:08,457 to help me with a ditty for the Dollar Depot folks. 180 00:09:08,481 --> 00:09:11,294 They can't understand why I can't use the Rolling Stones' 181 00:09:11,318 --> 00:09:12,596 "You Can't Always Get What You Want" 182 00:09:12,620 --> 00:09:13,963 just by changing the lyrics to 183 00:09:13,987 --> 00:09:17,266 you can always get what you want for a dollar. 184 00:09:17,290 --> 00:09:18,935 (laughing) 185 00:09:18,959 --> 00:09:20,303 All right, vamanos, amigo. 186 00:09:20,327 --> 00:09:21,361 - All right. 187 00:09:25,132 --> 00:09:26,442 Say, if you need the help, 188 00:09:26,466 --> 00:09:28,645 I was a pretty decent jingle writer 189 00:09:28,669 --> 00:09:30,170 in a past life. 190 00:09:35,508 --> 00:09:36,320 - Boom. 191 00:09:36,344 --> 00:09:37,787 (laughing) 192 00:09:37,811 --> 00:09:39,789 - I'm gonna go finish pulling the weeds for Olive. 193 00:09:39,813 --> 00:09:41,625 She shouldn't be working that hard in the heat. 194 00:09:41,649 --> 00:09:44,127 It's not good for old people. 195 00:09:44,151 --> 00:09:46,362 - How did I get so lucky? 196 00:09:46,386 --> 00:09:47,297 Get over here. 197 00:09:47,321 --> 00:09:49,723 (kiss smack) 198 00:09:51,058 --> 00:09:54,170 Hey, and don't mention anything about being old to Olive. 199 00:09:54,194 --> 00:09:56,472 Women don't like to hear those kinds of words, okay? 200 00:09:56,496 --> 00:09:59,809 - I also heard that women don't like pathetic men. 201 00:09:59,833 --> 00:10:02,979 - Well, whoever you heard that from is a genius. 202 00:10:03,003 --> 00:10:04,681 - Bartender named Clive. 203 00:10:04,705 --> 00:10:06,206 - I rest my case. 204 00:10:07,174 --> 00:10:09,542 (laughing) 205 00:10:11,845 --> 00:10:13,213 Such a good kid. 206 00:10:16,016 --> 00:10:17,450 Ugh, more dishes. 207 00:10:19,352 --> 00:10:22,589 (soft orchestra music) 208 00:10:29,196 --> 00:10:31,340 - I vote for making weeds the new flowers 209 00:10:31,364 --> 00:10:32,676 so nobody has to pull them. 210 00:10:32,700 --> 00:10:34,177 (laughing) 211 00:10:34,201 --> 00:10:37,013 - Well then, what would the young upstanding boys do 212 00:10:37,037 --> 00:10:39,716 for their gracefully aging neighbors during the summer? 213 00:10:39,740 --> 00:10:43,076 - You're not aging Olive, you're still, 214 00:10:44,211 --> 00:10:45,946 I think of you as um, 215 00:10:47,580 --> 00:10:48,858 you have-- 216 00:10:48,882 --> 00:10:50,694 - Honey, you every hear the saying 217 00:10:50,718 --> 00:10:54,030 if you find yourself in a hole stop digging. 218 00:10:54,054 --> 00:10:54,865 - Sorry. 219 00:10:54,889 --> 00:10:56,032 (laughing) 220 00:10:56,056 --> 00:10:57,366 - That's all right, you're a good boy, Justin, 221 00:10:57,390 --> 00:10:58,902 but the fact is 222 00:10:58,926 --> 00:11:00,369 I just can't keep up with the younger generation. 223 00:11:00,393 --> 00:11:02,371 A fact which my new whipper snapper of an editor 224 00:11:02,395 --> 00:11:04,407 has made abundantly clear. 225 00:11:04,431 --> 00:11:06,375 My days as cupid could be numbered. 226 00:11:06,399 --> 00:11:07,576 - What? 227 00:11:07,600 --> 00:11:09,445 No way Olive, that's not gonna happen. 228 00:11:09,469 --> 00:11:11,547 You've been writing your column forever. 229 00:11:11,571 --> 00:11:15,051 Like, decades and eons and even like-- 230 00:11:15,075 --> 00:11:17,053 Wait, that didn't come out right. 231 00:11:17,077 --> 00:11:18,755 What I meant was that you've writing-- 232 00:11:18,779 --> 00:11:20,924 - Child, child, let me make you some lemonade 233 00:11:20,948 --> 00:11:24,393 before you ask me if I have a pterodactyl as a pet. 234 00:11:24,417 --> 00:11:26,062 I ain't that old! 235 00:11:26,086 --> 00:11:27,130 Close. 236 00:11:27,154 --> 00:11:30,066 (laughing) 237 00:11:30,090 --> 00:11:33,193 (light upbeat music) 238 00:11:36,096 --> 00:11:39,575 I've done my best to keep up with the times. 239 00:11:39,599 --> 00:11:42,245 I have all the latest I devices, I have a website, 240 00:11:42,269 --> 00:11:43,636 I face plant. 241 00:11:44,805 --> 00:11:46,750 - Don't act like you don't know what that is, Olive. 242 00:11:46,774 --> 00:11:48,641 - Hmm, listen to this. 243 00:11:49,943 --> 00:11:52,588 Dear Olive, we value Call Me Cupid 244 00:11:52,612 --> 00:11:53,790 here at the Daily Messenger 245 00:11:53,814 --> 00:11:56,425 but letters are beginning to dwindle 246 00:11:56,449 --> 00:11:59,262 and your syndications have declined. 247 00:11:59,286 --> 00:12:01,798 Perhaps it's due to your flippant responses to advice seekers 248 00:12:01,822 --> 00:12:06,269 such as "texting killed your date night", "Twitter me stupid," 249 00:12:06,293 --> 00:12:08,938 are beginning to alienate our younger reads. 250 00:12:08,962 --> 00:12:10,439 I was just trying to be honest. 251 00:12:10,463 --> 00:12:14,778 Now, honesty, that's still a good thing, isn't it? 252 00:12:14,802 --> 00:12:17,613 - Yeah, but, well, 253 00:12:17,637 --> 00:12:21,484 don't take this the wrong way but maybe, 254 00:12:21,508 --> 00:12:25,045 just maybe, you should get to know how the 255 00:12:26,346 --> 00:12:30,026 less experienced generation interact these days. 256 00:12:30,050 --> 00:12:33,086 I mean, no one wants to feel stupid. 257 00:12:34,721 --> 00:12:35,721 - Oh. 258 00:12:37,024 --> 00:12:39,969 All right, you tell me as a less experienced person 259 00:12:39,993 --> 00:12:41,728 how you would answer. 260 00:12:43,163 --> 00:12:45,374 "Dear Cupid, my girlfriend insists on taking selfies 261 00:12:45,398 --> 00:12:47,343 inside every restaurant we go into. 262 00:12:47,367 --> 00:12:49,846 This makes me uncomfortable and the camera flash 263 00:12:49,870 --> 00:12:51,848 disturbs others trying to enjoy their dinner. 264 00:12:51,872 --> 00:12:52,682 What should I do? 265 00:12:52,706 --> 00:12:54,241 Signed Camera Shy." 266 00:12:57,544 --> 00:13:00,990 - First, I wanna know how you would answer that. 267 00:13:01,014 --> 00:13:02,491 - Well, easy breezy. 268 00:13:02,515 --> 00:13:05,694 I despise selfies. Selfies are the downfall of society 269 00:13:05,718 --> 00:13:08,697 and promote self aggrandizing. 270 00:13:08,721 --> 00:13:12,401 And that 15 minutes of fame, that everybody seems to-- 271 00:13:12,425 --> 00:13:13,425 - Whoa. 272 00:13:14,862 --> 00:13:17,073 Hashtag, wrong attitude. 273 00:13:17,097 --> 00:13:20,400 I don't even know where that came from. 274 00:13:21,869 --> 00:13:24,680 - Dear Camera Shy, camera's should be banned 275 00:13:24,704 --> 00:13:26,974 from eating establishments. 276 00:13:28,541 --> 00:13:32,688 Gently tell Ms. Manners, nicely, in a nice way 277 00:13:32,712 --> 00:13:34,924 that you'll no longer spring for the dinner, or the wedding, 278 00:13:34,948 --> 00:13:36,059 until she learns some basic-- 279 00:13:36,083 --> 00:13:37,284 - Ah, no. 280 00:13:39,619 --> 00:13:44,367 Selfies are a way of life, everybody takes selfies. 281 00:13:44,391 --> 00:13:45,601 (exhales) 282 00:13:45,625 --> 00:13:47,203 - Okay, you have the floor, please. 283 00:13:47,227 --> 00:13:51,131 Enlighten me with your less experienced wisdom. 284 00:13:52,232 --> 00:13:55,945 - Dear Camera Shy, dude, I feel your pain. 285 00:13:55,969 --> 00:13:56,969 - Dude? 286 00:13:58,105 --> 00:14:01,050 - Selfies can be super lame and annoying 287 00:14:01,074 --> 00:14:03,286 but it's time for a compromise 288 00:14:03,310 --> 00:14:05,554 because your girlfriend clearly digs you 289 00:14:05,578 --> 00:14:08,224 and wants everybody to know you're having a great time 290 00:14:08,248 --> 00:14:10,226 no matter where you go. 291 00:14:10,250 --> 00:14:13,062 Kill two birds with one stone, my man. 292 00:14:13,086 --> 00:14:15,564 Take it upon yourself to suggest a selfie 293 00:14:15,588 --> 00:14:17,300 outside the restaurant 294 00:14:17,324 --> 00:14:19,602 so everybody knows where you are. 295 00:14:19,626 --> 00:14:22,305 But pick a joint that's totally rad. 296 00:14:22,329 --> 00:14:24,273 It's cost you a little more bread 297 00:14:24,297 --> 00:14:26,910 but hey, it could take your ship to the next level. 298 00:14:26,934 --> 00:14:29,078 After all man, YOLO. 299 00:14:29,102 --> 00:14:30,446 - YOLO? 300 00:14:30,470 --> 00:14:32,305 - You Only Live Once. 301 00:14:33,440 --> 00:14:35,751 - [Natalie] Hey Justin, Justin are you in here? 302 00:14:35,775 --> 00:14:37,086 Your mom said you were here. 303 00:14:37,110 --> 00:14:39,923 Wanna take a bike ride before it gets dark? 304 00:14:39,947 --> 00:14:40,947 - What? 305 00:14:42,015 --> 00:14:44,427 - I don't suppose you'd agree with 306 00:14:44,451 --> 00:14:46,795 distracting her while I sneak out the front? 307 00:14:46,819 --> 00:14:50,166 - Mm-mm, sorry, it runs counter to my moral compass. 308 00:14:50,190 --> 00:14:52,268 You're on your own, kiddo. 309 00:14:52,292 --> 00:14:53,269 You know, one day you're gonna 310 00:14:53,293 --> 00:14:54,770 thank me. - Rethink my position? 311 00:14:54,794 --> 00:14:55,794 - Whatever. 312 00:15:01,969 --> 00:15:04,780 Hey Natalie, I gotta get home and practice 313 00:15:04,804 --> 00:15:06,282 but maybe another time. 314 00:15:06,306 --> 00:15:07,450 Interesting helmet. 315 00:15:07,474 --> 00:15:09,118 - Oh thanks, I have a bunch of other ones 316 00:15:09,142 --> 00:15:10,786 but this is my favorite summer helmet 317 00:15:10,810 --> 00:15:12,655 because, well you know, watermelon is the best summer fruit 318 00:15:12,679 --> 00:15:15,191 ever and it just makes me feel really happy? 319 00:15:15,215 --> 00:15:17,360 What makes you feel happy, Justin? 320 00:15:17,384 --> 00:15:18,494 - Guitar. 321 00:15:18,518 --> 00:15:20,796 - Oh, and by the way, 322 00:15:20,820 --> 00:15:22,665 you know, maybe we can take our new bikes 323 00:15:22,689 --> 00:15:24,633 to the rec trail 'cause tomorrow I'm leaving 324 00:15:24,657 --> 00:15:25,502 and so I have to-- - Wait, wait, 325 00:15:25,526 --> 00:15:26,869 - you're going somewhere? 326 00:15:26,893 --> 00:15:28,637 - Yeah, tomorrow my mom and step-dad 327 00:15:28,661 --> 00:15:30,806 are taking me to see my grandparents at the lake. 328 00:15:30,830 --> 00:15:32,308 And I'll be gone for a week 329 00:15:32,332 --> 00:15:34,310 but maybe when we get back we can go on the rec trail. 330 00:15:34,334 --> 00:15:38,538 - Oh my gosh, Natalie, you have a great great, great time. 331 00:15:40,007 --> 00:15:42,651 As a matter of fact, have the best time of your life! 332 00:15:42,675 --> 00:15:45,321 I'll see you when you get back. 333 00:15:45,345 --> 00:15:46,345 Bye. 334 00:15:48,848 --> 00:15:50,159 - I think he likes me. 335 00:15:50,183 --> 00:15:52,552 (laughing) 336 00:15:55,022 --> 00:15:58,425 (computer keys clacking) 337 00:16:01,528 --> 00:16:07,734 - That's it, an alter ego, an alias, a nom de plume. 338 00:16:09,369 --> 00:16:11,904 Nothing ventured, as they say. 339 00:16:13,040 --> 00:16:15,742 (playful music) 340 00:16:20,880 --> 00:16:23,483 - Hey Jay, come listen to this. 341 00:16:26,253 --> 00:16:29,198 Okay, so it's still just a wee notion 342 00:16:29,222 --> 00:16:31,200 and I think that my brain is starting to shrink 343 00:16:31,224 --> 00:16:33,902 from thinking too much but be honest. 344 00:16:33,926 --> 00:16:36,039 Okay. - All right. 345 00:16:36,063 --> 00:16:38,874 ♪ Dollar Depot where your family gets ♪ 346 00:16:38,898 --> 00:16:42,378 ♪ A lot for less 347 00:16:42,402 --> 00:16:43,712 - It's a good start. 348 00:16:43,736 --> 00:16:48,417 Catchy tune, but I know you can do a lot better. 349 00:16:48,441 --> 00:16:53,222 I mean, Dollar Depot's where everything costs a dollar. 350 00:16:53,246 --> 00:16:55,558 So, saying you get a lot for less-- 351 00:16:55,582 --> 00:16:58,451 - Obvious, duh, not very inspired. 352 00:16:59,452 --> 00:17:00,629 This is my first jingle 353 00:17:00,653 --> 00:17:04,023 and I really need to hit it out of the park. 354 00:17:05,492 --> 00:17:09,438 - Stewart is a great musician and a song writer too, 355 00:17:09,462 --> 00:17:10,573 maybe you could call him. 356 00:17:10,597 --> 00:17:12,408 - No, honey, no no no. 357 00:17:12,432 --> 00:17:14,910 I'm not comfortable doing that. 358 00:17:14,934 --> 00:17:16,745 I need to do this by myself. 359 00:17:16,769 --> 00:17:17,980 These are my clients and I-- 360 00:17:18,004 --> 00:17:19,915 - Would it hurt to ask? 361 00:17:19,939 --> 00:17:21,417 - Oh, oh it hurts! 362 00:17:21,441 --> 00:17:22,918 Ow, uh, oh! 363 00:17:22,942 --> 00:17:26,422 Oh my son is, ow, losing faith in his-- 364 00:17:26,446 --> 00:17:29,758 - You can stop the comedy routine. 365 00:17:29,782 --> 00:17:31,827 I'll keep my trap shut. 366 00:17:31,851 --> 00:17:33,262 - You will? 367 00:17:33,286 --> 00:17:34,763 For always? 368 00:17:34,787 --> 00:17:36,599 - Cue the laugh track. 369 00:17:36,623 --> 00:17:37,600 - [Rebecca] I love you, baby. 370 00:17:37,624 --> 00:17:39,435 - Love you more. 371 00:17:39,459 --> 00:17:42,271 And, by the way, I know you can do it. 372 00:17:42,295 --> 00:17:46,775 But just in case you can't, Stewart can always be backup. 373 00:17:46,799 --> 00:17:49,145 (playful piano music) 374 00:17:49,169 --> 00:17:51,780 - Ugh, I hate it when he gets the last word. 375 00:17:51,804 --> 00:17:54,617 How did he get so good at that? 376 00:17:54,641 --> 00:17:56,119 Okay. 377 00:17:56,143 --> 00:17:57,020 ♪ Dollar 378 00:17:57,044 --> 00:17:58,077 Oh, come on. 379 00:17:59,212 --> 00:18:01,290 ♪ Dollar Depot where it's cheapo ♪ 380 00:18:01,314 --> 00:18:03,126 No, that's terrible. 381 00:18:03,150 --> 00:18:05,628 (ukulele music) 382 00:18:05,652 --> 00:18:07,663 - All right, this is business. 383 00:18:07,687 --> 00:18:11,558 This is strictly business, that's all this is. 384 00:18:13,826 --> 00:18:14,826 Clever. 385 00:18:15,995 --> 00:18:17,473 "I offer my clients 386 00:18:17,497 --> 00:18:21,177 a cozy warm incubator where ideas can flourish." 387 00:18:21,201 --> 00:18:22,878 Very sweet. 388 00:18:22,902 --> 00:18:25,538 Extremely corny but very sweet. 389 00:18:31,010 --> 00:18:33,713 (yawning) 390 00:18:38,084 --> 00:18:40,329 - [Justin] Gosh, I thought you were leaving. 391 00:18:40,353 --> 00:18:44,500 - We're leaving at 10 but it's only 6:30 now so, 392 00:18:44,524 --> 00:18:47,927 thought I'd bring you this before I left. 393 00:18:49,061 --> 00:18:50,539 It's from the Dino Predator collection. 394 00:18:50,563 --> 00:18:52,741 My step-dad works for the company that makes them. 395 00:18:52,765 --> 00:18:54,210 Cool, huh? 396 00:18:54,234 --> 00:18:55,402 - Yeah, cool. 397 00:18:56,736 --> 00:18:59,348 Well, thanks but I guess I'll see you when you get back. 398 00:18:59,372 --> 00:19:00,184 - Hi, Nat. 399 00:19:00,208 --> 00:19:01,384 - [Natalie] Hi. 400 00:19:01,408 --> 00:19:02,685 - I heard the early bird gets the worm 401 00:19:02,709 --> 00:19:04,220 but I don't think the worms are even up yet. 402 00:19:04,244 --> 00:19:05,754 - I've always been an early riser. 403 00:19:05,778 --> 00:19:08,524 My mom says I have more energy than a nuclear power plant. 404 00:19:08,548 --> 00:19:09,725 - Got that right. 405 00:19:09,749 --> 00:19:12,027 - Okay, well come on in, I'll fix you a bagel. 406 00:19:12,051 --> 00:19:14,254 You can power the toaster. 407 00:19:15,622 --> 00:19:16,865 - [Natalie] Come in. 408 00:19:16,889 --> 00:19:17,701 - Yeah. 409 00:19:17,725 --> 00:19:19,492 - Brought your paper. 410 00:19:20,627 --> 00:19:22,705 Call Me Cupid is totally rad today. 411 00:19:22,729 --> 00:19:23,906 Different from all the others. 412 00:19:23,930 --> 00:19:25,708 She even has a new name. 413 00:19:25,732 --> 00:19:27,543 - Oh, a new name, really? 414 00:19:27,567 --> 00:19:29,878 Well, I don't actually read Olive's column, 415 00:19:29,902 --> 00:19:31,214 although I love her to pieces, 416 00:19:31,238 --> 00:19:32,381 but thank you for the scoop. 417 00:19:32,405 --> 00:19:34,717 - She's a love cynic. 418 00:19:34,741 --> 00:19:36,219 - She is standing right here 419 00:19:36,243 --> 00:19:39,054 and she doesn't believe in airing her relationship woes 420 00:19:39,078 --> 00:19:40,223 in public. 421 00:19:40,247 --> 00:19:44,593 - She doesn't believe in relationships at all. 422 00:19:44,617 --> 00:19:46,094 Does she? 423 00:19:46,118 --> 00:19:49,465 - Well well, isn't that the frog calling the grass green? 424 00:19:49,489 --> 00:19:51,234 He's a little cranky in the morning 425 00:19:51,258 --> 00:19:53,902 so I'll leave you two love birds alone. 426 00:19:53,926 --> 00:19:55,828 Bagels coming right up. 427 00:19:57,096 --> 00:19:59,299 - Your mom is the coolest. 428 00:20:03,169 --> 00:20:07,750 - Uh, make yourself at home, I guess. 429 00:20:07,774 --> 00:20:10,152 - Oh, here, I'll read it to you. 430 00:20:10,176 --> 00:20:12,144 It's the best one ever. 431 00:20:13,780 --> 00:20:16,158 "Dear Cupid, my girlfriend insists on taking selfies 432 00:20:16,182 --> 00:20:18,294 inside every restaurant we go into. 433 00:20:18,318 --> 00:20:20,463 This makes me uncomfortable and the camera's flash 434 00:20:20,487 --> 00:20:22,998 disturbs others trying to enjoy their dinner. 435 00:20:23,022 --> 00:20:23,833 What should I do? 436 00:20:23,857 --> 00:20:25,434 Signed, Camera Shy." 437 00:20:25,458 --> 00:20:29,272 Here's her response, it's the best one ever. 438 00:20:29,296 --> 00:20:31,774 "Dear Camera Shy, dude, I feel your pain. 439 00:20:31,798 --> 00:20:33,609 Selfies can be super lame and annoying. 440 00:20:33,633 --> 00:20:34,943 But it's time for a compromise 441 00:20:34,967 --> 00:20:36,612 because your girlfriend clearly digs you 442 00:20:36,636 --> 00:20:38,947 and wants everybody to know that you're having a great time 443 00:20:38,971 --> 00:20:40,182 wherever you go. 444 00:20:40,206 --> 00:20:42,285 Kill two birds with one stone, my man. 445 00:20:42,309 --> 00:20:43,486 Take it upon yourself 446 00:20:43,510 --> 00:20:44,953 to suggest a selfie outside the restaurant 447 00:20:44,977 --> 00:20:47,656 before you go into people's in the place. 448 00:20:47,680 --> 00:20:49,458 But pick a joint that's totally rad. 449 00:20:49,482 --> 00:20:50,993 It'll cost you a little more bread 450 00:20:51,017 --> 00:20:53,962 but if it could take your ship to the next level. 451 00:20:53,986 --> 00:20:55,698 After all, dude, YOLO. 452 00:20:55,722 --> 00:20:57,666 Signed, Cupid's Proxy." 453 00:20:57,690 --> 00:21:01,036 What does it mean by taking the ship to the next level? 454 00:21:01,060 --> 00:21:02,471 - Relationship. 455 00:21:02,495 --> 00:21:04,531 - Oh, what's proxy mean? 456 00:21:06,833 --> 00:21:08,644 - Hold that thought. 457 00:21:08,668 --> 00:21:12,147 (foot steps tapping) 458 00:21:12,171 --> 00:21:15,742 (chime with each messages) 459 00:21:23,182 --> 00:21:25,661 - That's so lovely to hear, honey. 460 00:21:25,685 --> 00:21:26,729 From the sound of your last email 461 00:21:26,753 --> 00:21:28,163 I thought my goose was cooked. 462 00:21:28,187 --> 00:21:29,732 - [Woman On Phone] No no, Cupid's Proxy, 463 00:21:29,756 --> 00:21:30,999 it's genius! 464 00:21:31,023 --> 00:21:32,568 You don't alienate your older readership 465 00:21:32,592 --> 00:21:34,870 but pull in a younger set, it's brilliant. 466 00:21:34,894 --> 00:21:36,539 - Oh-uh uh, well I gotta hang up now, honey. 467 00:21:36,563 --> 00:21:37,840 Oh, I got some many comments coming in 468 00:21:37,864 --> 00:21:40,042 and I'll be in my jammies till noon. 469 00:21:40,066 --> 00:21:41,344 It's nice chatting with you. 470 00:21:41,368 --> 00:21:42,411 - [Woman On Phone] Wait, let's talk about how-- 471 00:21:42,435 --> 00:21:43,435 - Ba-bye. 472 00:21:47,707 --> 00:21:49,418 - What did you do? 473 00:21:49,442 --> 00:21:51,019 - What, where's the fire honey? 474 00:21:51,043 --> 00:21:52,020 Oh honey, sit down. 475 00:21:52,044 --> 00:21:53,389 Sit down before you bust a gut. 476 00:21:53,413 --> 00:21:54,413 What? 477 00:21:57,884 --> 00:21:58,695 - Where's Justin? 478 00:21:58,719 --> 00:21:59,862 - Totally bounced. 479 00:21:59,886 --> 00:22:00,886 - Oh. 480 00:22:04,791 --> 00:22:06,034 - This bagel smells amazing. 481 00:22:06,058 --> 00:22:07,536 Does it have salted of unsalted butter? 482 00:22:07,560 --> 00:22:08,771 'Cause my mom says that salted is really bad for you 483 00:22:08,795 --> 00:22:10,072 and cause all sorts of medical problems 484 00:22:10,096 --> 00:22:11,374 if you eat too much of it. 485 00:22:11,398 --> 00:22:12,441 Actually, any butters are bad for you 486 00:22:12,465 --> 00:22:14,877 so we just don't eat any butter. 487 00:22:14,901 --> 00:22:15,944 But that's probably why they smell so good 488 00:22:15,968 --> 00:22:17,212 and I just can't believe it. 489 00:22:17,236 --> 00:22:18,213 'Cause my grandma one time, she had butter 490 00:22:18,237 --> 00:22:19,214 and it was amazing because I-- 491 00:22:19,238 --> 00:22:20,048 - Natalie. 492 00:22:20,072 --> 00:22:20,884 - [Natalie] Yeah? 493 00:22:20,908 --> 00:22:22,785 - Stop talking, please. 494 00:22:22,809 --> 00:22:24,219 - Okay. 495 00:22:24,243 --> 00:22:25,220 Well, I gotta go now 'cause I have to get ready 496 00:22:25,244 --> 00:22:26,389 to go to my grandparents house 497 00:22:26,413 --> 00:22:27,623 so tell Justin I'll see him when I get back. 498 00:22:27,647 --> 00:22:28,891 - [Rebecca] Okay, if I see him I'll tell him. 499 00:22:28,915 --> 00:22:30,125 - Oh hey, do you want me to look for him? 500 00:22:30,149 --> 00:22:30,927 'Cause I'm really good at looking for people. 501 00:22:30,951 --> 00:22:32,127 I could just go-- 502 00:22:32,151 --> 00:22:33,061 - If I need to find him I'll just call 911. 503 00:22:33,085 --> 00:22:33,930 Thank you for your concern. 504 00:22:33,954 --> 00:22:35,154 - Okay. - Okay. 505 00:22:37,590 --> 00:22:39,902 - Holy cats, that girl can talk. 506 00:22:39,926 --> 00:22:41,236 - Why'd you do that? 507 00:22:41,260 --> 00:22:43,071 People are gonna know it was me! 508 00:22:43,095 --> 00:22:44,272 - How? 509 00:22:44,296 --> 00:22:46,909 - I don't know, they just will. 510 00:22:46,933 --> 00:22:50,479 If my friends find out I'll never be able to go out again. 511 00:22:50,503 --> 00:22:52,080 I'll have to go into hiding, 512 00:22:52,104 --> 00:22:54,417 quit school, witness protection. 513 00:22:54,441 --> 00:22:57,085 I'm not a love counselor, I'm a boy! 514 00:22:57,109 --> 00:22:58,587 - Oh, that's nonsense. 515 00:22:58,611 --> 00:23:00,789 Do you know how many comments, positive comments, 516 00:23:00,813 --> 00:23:02,124 that we got online. 517 00:23:02,148 --> 00:23:04,593 All because of you and your advice. 518 00:23:04,617 --> 00:23:07,262 - But I wasn't trying to do it on purpose. 519 00:23:07,286 --> 00:23:10,933 I was, well, I was just trying to help you out. 520 00:23:10,957 --> 00:23:14,169 - And you did, honey, more than you know. 521 00:23:14,193 --> 00:23:16,439 But you know what, you have a knack 522 00:23:16,463 --> 00:23:17,940 for giving out practical advise. 523 00:23:17,964 --> 00:23:20,609 And you a darn good writer to boot. 524 00:23:20,633 --> 00:23:22,645 - Thank you, now let's forget all about it. 525 00:23:22,669 --> 00:23:26,348 It was a one time thing and it's not gonna happen again. 526 00:23:26,372 --> 00:23:30,486 And besides, how can you pretend my words are your words? 527 00:23:30,510 --> 00:23:31,354 Right? 528 00:23:31,378 --> 00:23:32,788 I mean, it's not honest. 529 00:23:32,812 --> 00:23:35,791 - Well, that's why I didn't sign it Cupid. 530 00:23:35,815 --> 00:23:38,293 I signed it it Cupid's Proxy. 531 00:23:38,317 --> 00:23:39,361 You know what a proxy is? 532 00:23:39,385 --> 00:23:40,829 - No and I don't wanna know. 533 00:23:40,853 --> 00:23:43,466 - It's a substitute, a representative or an agent 534 00:23:43,490 --> 00:23:45,801 acting on behalf of somebody else. 535 00:23:45,825 --> 00:23:49,337 See, it's all completely on the up and up. 536 00:23:49,361 --> 00:23:54,042 - Okay, well, just this one time but not anymore after that. 537 00:23:54,066 --> 00:23:56,479 - Well, let me show you a few of the excerpts 538 00:23:56,503 --> 00:23:57,713 from the comments that we got. 539 00:23:57,737 --> 00:23:59,381 Now, some of the words even I don't understand 540 00:23:59,405 --> 00:24:01,183 but I'm sure it's all good. 541 00:24:01,207 --> 00:24:02,551 Amazeballs. 542 00:24:02,575 --> 00:24:03,986 - That means totally amazing. 543 00:24:04,010 --> 00:24:04,821 - Oh. 544 00:24:04,845 --> 00:24:06,021 Best advice ever. 545 00:24:06,045 --> 00:24:07,990 Cupid's Proxy is the bomb. 546 00:24:08,014 --> 00:24:10,826 More Proxy please, genius. 547 00:24:10,850 --> 00:24:13,028 Proxy is FR? 548 00:24:13,052 --> 00:24:13,896 - For real. 549 00:24:13,920 --> 00:24:14,920 - Oh. 550 00:24:15,755 --> 00:24:19,334 Proxy is high-key. 551 00:24:19,358 --> 00:24:20,736 Oh. 552 00:24:20,760 --> 00:24:23,672 Now look, Justin, I need to keep working but I'm a dinosaur. 553 00:24:23,696 --> 00:24:26,675 But this dinosaur, she loves her fiesta cruises. 554 00:24:26,699 --> 00:24:28,844 No jobs, no fiesta cruises. 555 00:24:28,868 --> 00:24:31,379 So I propose an arrangement. 556 00:24:31,403 --> 00:24:35,017 Now, you need a new guitar, right? 557 00:24:35,041 --> 00:24:36,519 - Ah, yeah. 558 00:24:36,543 --> 00:24:38,587 - And I want to continue living in the style 559 00:24:38,611 --> 00:24:40,088 to which I've become accustomed. 560 00:24:40,112 --> 00:24:43,526 So, Cupid's Proxy writes one response 561 00:24:43,550 --> 00:24:46,285 for every two of mine every week. 562 00:24:47,720 --> 00:24:48,731 - Nope, can't do it. 563 00:24:48,755 --> 00:24:49,699 - It'll be our secret. 564 00:24:49,723 --> 00:24:52,034 Nobody'll know, I promise. 565 00:24:52,058 --> 00:24:54,369 - Relationship advice is a girl thing. 566 00:24:54,393 --> 00:24:55,271 I, I-- 567 00:24:55,295 --> 00:24:56,705 - 20 dollars a response. 568 00:24:56,729 --> 00:24:57,729 - Deal. 569 00:24:58,898 --> 00:25:01,376 - Hey, I've been looking all over for you. 570 00:25:01,400 --> 00:25:02,444 What are you two doing? 571 00:25:02,468 --> 00:25:03,779 - Nothin'. - Nothing. 572 00:25:03,803 --> 00:25:05,881 - Ah, I know what this is about. 573 00:25:05,905 --> 00:25:07,950 You can't fool me. 574 00:25:07,974 --> 00:25:09,217 Escape from Natalie. 575 00:25:09,241 --> 00:25:11,477 Oh, honey, I totally get it. 576 00:25:12,745 --> 00:25:14,456 - Wait, so you'll never lecture me again 577 00:25:14,480 --> 00:25:16,892 about trying to ignore her? 578 00:25:16,916 --> 00:25:18,460 - Of course not. 579 00:25:18,484 --> 00:25:20,228 That would spoil all of mommy's fun. 580 00:25:20,252 --> 00:25:21,897 I'm just saying that I get it. 581 00:25:21,921 --> 00:25:22,898 Uh Olive, 582 00:25:22,922 --> 00:25:23,733 (sniffs) 583 00:25:23,757 --> 00:25:25,734 do I smell your coffee? 584 00:25:25,758 --> 00:25:27,994 (laughing) 585 00:25:31,097 --> 00:25:32,097 - Awesome. 586 00:25:35,001 --> 00:25:39,138 This writing gig might not be that bad after all. 587 00:25:44,010 --> 00:25:45,621 - You know, the young ones would never send 588 00:25:45,645 --> 00:25:48,123 a hand written letter. 589 00:25:48,147 --> 00:25:49,424 Do you whipper snappers even know 590 00:25:49,448 --> 00:25:51,293 what a pen and a pencil is? 591 00:25:51,317 --> 00:25:52,327 (laughing) 592 00:25:52,351 --> 00:25:53,829 - Here's one. 593 00:25:53,853 --> 00:25:55,487 "Dear Cupid's Proxy." 594 00:25:57,790 --> 00:25:58,967 - Just go with it honey. 595 00:25:58,991 --> 00:26:01,637 Embrace your inner celebrity. 596 00:26:01,661 --> 00:26:03,939 - "I saw my girlfriend flirting with another guy 597 00:26:03,963 --> 00:26:08,343 at the football game, at least it looked like flirting. 598 00:26:08,367 --> 00:26:11,614 Should I publicly shame her online 599 00:26:11,638 --> 00:26:14,449 or post a picture so she knows I saw them? 600 00:26:14,473 --> 00:26:15,842 Signed, Jilted." 601 00:26:18,477 --> 00:26:20,656 - Well, you're on, Proxy. 602 00:26:20,680 --> 00:26:22,157 I'll take the 80 year old who wants to know 603 00:26:22,181 --> 00:26:25,961 if he should take flowers on the first date. 604 00:26:25,985 --> 00:26:29,055 (light upbeat music) 605 00:26:33,660 --> 00:26:34,670 (laughing) 606 00:26:34,694 --> 00:26:36,805 - Yo, what? 607 00:26:36,829 --> 00:26:39,808 Oh good grief, where is this coming from, Olive? 608 00:26:39,832 --> 00:26:40,809 (laughing) 609 00:26:40,833 --> 00:26:41,877 - [Justin] What's so funny? 610 00:26:41,901 --> 00:26:43,979 - Oh, it's nothing. 611 00:26:44,003 --> 00:26:45,180 Just, nothing at all. 612 00:26:45,204 --> 00:26:49,676 Just a crazy story about, I forgot. 613 00:26:49,742 --> 00:26:52,988 No, it's a dog that can bark the national anthem, 614 00:26:53,012 --> 00:26:54,156 or something like that. 615 00:26:54,180 --> 00:26:55,180 You hungry? 616 00:26:56,248 --> 00:26:57,248 What? 617 00:26:58,017 --> 00:27:00,552 (guitar music) 618 00:27:02,855 --> 00:27:03,667 - Wow. 619 00:27:03,691 --> 00:27:04,867 (applauding) 620 00:27:04,891 --> 00:27:05,669 You've been spending some quality time 621 00:27:05,693 --> 00:27:07,002 with old Betty there. 622 00:27:07,026 --> 00:27:08,671 Hey, I'm proud of you, Justin. 623 00:27:08,695 --> 00:27:10,005 Your rhythm and timer were spot on, 624 00:27:10,029 --> 00:27:13,008 you didn't miss one chord, you nailed it. 625 00:27:13,032 --> 00:27:14,509 - Thanks! 626 00:27:14,533 --> 00:27:16,712 I wanna get really good before I get my new guitar. 627 00:27:16,736 --> 00:27:19,214 - Oh, new guitar, that's exciting. 628 00:27:19,238 --> 00:27:20,716 When you're ready to pick one out 629 00:27:20,740 --> 00:27:21,750 you let me know and I'll help you and your mom out, 630 00:27:21,774 --> 00:27:23,218 all right? 631 00:27:23,242 --> 00:27:27,022 'Cause getting a new guitar is a, it's a commitment. 632 00:27:27,046 --> 00:27:28,523 You don't wanna just rush in there 633 00:27:28,547 --> 00:27:30,225 and fall in love with the first pretty face you see. 634 00:27:30,249 --> 00:27:32,895 Take your time, find the one that speaks to ya. 635 00:27:32,919 --> 00:27:36,364 And if you're lucky enough, you find the right one 636 00:27:36,388 --> 00:27:40,202 you could be with her the rest of your life. 637 00:27:40,226 --> 00:27:42,871 - Kinda like a good friend, right? 638 00:27:42,895 --> 00:27:45,908 - Yeah, something like that, yeah. 639 00:27:45,932 --> 00:27:48,076 - You know, I told my mom she could call you 640 00:27:48,100 --> 00:27:50,602 to help her write the jingle. 641 00:27:51,403 --> 00:27:53,215 - Thanks for the solid, wing man. 642 00:27:53,239 --> 00:27:54,883 - But don't get your hopes up. 643 00:27:54,907 --> 00:27:58,887 She doesn't like getting help from other people. 644 00:27:58,911 --> 00:28:02,958 She likes to think of herself as fiercely independent. 645 00:28:02,982 --> 00:28:04,760 - Fair enough. 646 00:28:04,784 --> 00:28:07,462 - Just in case she does change her mind, 647 00:28:07,486 --> 00:28:10,733 I haven't exactly told her I'm getting a new guitar. 648 00:28:10,757 --> 00:28:12,434 Kind of a surprise. 649 00:28:12,458 --> 00:28:13,269 - Oh. 650 00:28:13,293 --> 00:28:14,569 A secret summer job. 651 00:28:14,593 --> 00:28:16,972 Let me guess CIA, FBI? 652 00:28:16,996 --> 00:28:18,573 - Something like that. 653 00:28:18,597 --> 00:28:20,743 - You're a regular 007. 654 00:28:20,767 --> 00:28:22,811 Does your shoe turn into a phone? 655 00:28:22,835 --> 00:28:24,246 (laughing) 656 00:28:24,270 --> 00:28:26,648 All right, your secret's safe with me, buddy. 657 00:28:26,672 --> 00:28:29,308 (guitar music) 658 00:28:49,295 --> 00:28:51,173 (laughing) 659 00:28:51,197 --> 00:28:53,275 What's so funny? 660 00:28:53,299 --> 00:28:55,443 - Oh, Call Me Cupid. 661 00:28:55,467 --> 00:28:58,513 - Oh Clive, you gotta buy me dinner and chocolates first. 662 00:28:58,537 --> 00:29:00,115 - Oh well, that is so funny. 663 00:29:00,139 --> 00:29:00,984 (laughing) 664 00:29:01,008 --> 00:29:02,284 It's the name of the column. 665 00:29:02,308 --> 00:29:05,120 - I know what it is, just messing with you. 666 00:29:05,144 --> 00:29:06,521 - So you do read it? 667 00:29:06,545 --> 00:29:08,023 - Whoa, I didn't say that. 668 00:29:08,047 --> 00:29:10,016 Said I know what it is. 669 00:29:10,983 --> 00:29:12,127 (applauding) 670 00:29:12,151 --> 00:29:14,629 You think I need relationship advice. 671 00:29:14,653 --> 00:29:17,465 - Well, if you had one you wouldn't. 672 00:29:17,489 --> 00:29:19,334 Just check it out, it's pure entertainment. 673 00:29:19,358 --> 00:29:21,136 It's like this Cupid lady's got 674 00:29:21,160 --> 00:29:25,640 some sort of alter ego she calls Cupid's Proxy. 675 00:29:25,664 --> 00:29:27,810 - Oh, what's so entertaining about it? 676 00:29:27,834 --> 00:29:30,846 - I don't know it just, it's just entertaining. 677 00:29:30,870 --> 00:29:33,315 I mean, it's like these people are getting 678 00:29:33,339 --> 00:29:36,651 really sound advise from a teenager. 679 00:29:36,675 --> 00:29:41,056 Speaking in text, with a PhD in Psychology or something. 680 00:29:41,080 --> 00:29:43,325 - That's one weird combo. 681 00:29:43,349 --> 00:29:45,551 - Yes it is, but it works. 682 00:29:46,853 --> 00:29:48,230 Check it out, bro. 683 00:29:48,254 --> 00:29:50,890 (light music) 684 00:29:55,895 --> 00:30:00,375 - Well, it looks like somebody's actually enjoying himself. 685 00:30:00,399 --> 00:30:03,678 - Business, strictly business. 686 00:30:03,702 --> 00:30:06,514 Oh, do you mind if I do two this week? 687 00:30:06,538 --> 00:30:08,583 - Mm, that means I owe you 40, right? 688 00:30:08,607 --> 00:30:10,518 - Nope, one on the house. 689 00:30:10,542 --> 00:30:13,388 A trial run to see if we get more action. 690 00:30:13,412 --> 00:30:16,424 Then, if you think I'm worth it, we can renegotiate. 691 00:30:16,448 --> 00:30:17,692 Fair? 692 00:30:17,716 --> 00:30:19,694 - Oh, all right mister business man. 693 00:30:19,718 --> 00:30:21,954 (laughing) 694 00:30:23,389 --> 00:30:25,700 - I think that we can create a much more user friendly page 695 00:30:25,724 --> 00:30:26,535 if we take... 696 00:30:26,559 --> 00:30:29,371 (knocking on the door) 697 00:30:29,395 --> 00:30:30,762 ...if we take away... 698 00:30:33,065 --> 00:30:34,709 get too busy, but-- 699 00:30:34,733 --> 00:30:36,945 - Hey, oh I'm sorry, is this a bad time? 700 00:30:36,969 --> 00:30:38,613 I was bringing by Justin's, uh-- 701 00:30:38,637 --> 00:30:40,548 - Wait, The Pop Shop. 702 00:30:40,572 --> 00:30:42,217 - Oh yeah yeah, this old thing? 703 00:30:42,241 --> 00:30:44,052 Yeah, this is, it's a place back in-- 704 00:30:44,076 --> 00:30:45,287 - Des Moines. 705 00:30:45,311 --> 00:30:46,388 Yeah, one of my favorite jingles of all time. 706 00:30:46,412 --> 00:30:47,256 - Really? - Yeah. 707 00:30:47,280 --> 00:30:48,390 - Mine too. 708 00:30:48,414 --> 00:30:50,225 I actually wrote it. 709 00:30:50,249 --> 00:30:52,895 - Oh no, sorry, forget about Des Moines. 710 00:30:52,919 --> 00:30:54,229 Multitasking. 711 00:30:54,253 --> 00:30:55,898 Can you hold on for two shakes? 712 00:30:55,922 --> 00:30:57,289 - [Stewart] Yeah. 713 00:31:03,329 --> 00:31:04,940 - [Rebecca] Okay, great. 714 00:31:04,964 --> 00:31:05,964 Uh-huh. 715 00:31:09,768 --> 00:31:13,973 Okay, I will call you Monday. (rattling) 716 00:31:16,175 --> 00:31:16,986 - Hey. 717 00:31:17,010 --> 00:31:18,377 - Ah, thank you. 718 00:31:20,479 --> 00:31:23,125 Okay, look, what I'm about to say 719 00:31:23,149 --> 00:31:24,927 is so rare and unusual you're more likely 720 00:31:24,951 --> 00:31:26,929 to spot a giraffe on roller skates 721 00:31:26,953 --> 00:31:27,930 than ever hear me say it again. 722 00:31:27,954 --> 00:31:30,265 (laughing) 723 00:31:30,289 --> 00:31:32,658 I need help with the jingle. 724 00:31:34,126 --> 00:31:36,504 - I'm your man, for the job. 725 00:31:36,528 --> 00:31:38,673 - Okay, great. - Yeah, yeah great. 726 00:31:38,697 --> 00:31:41,276 - And no freebees just because you, 727 00:31:41,300 --> 00:31:43,111 you know, are Justin's music teacher. 728 00:31:43,135 --> 00:31:44,446 - Okay. 729 00:31:44,470 --> 00:31:45,780 - Not gonna let you do this as a favor. 730 00:31:45,804 --> 00:31:46,615 - Sure. 731 00:31:46,639 --> 00:31:48,150 - Yeah. 732 00:31:48,174 --> 00:31:49,617 You're not doing it out of the kindness of your heart. 733 00:31:49,641 --> 00:31:52,154 - I won't, I could use the money. 734 00:31:52,178 --> 00:31:52,989 Thank you. 735 00:31:53,013 --> 00:31:54,289 - Okay, great. 736 00:31:54,313 --> 00:31:56,959 Then I guess I'll just email you some notes. 737 00:31:56,983 --> 00:31:58,460 - Notes are good. 738 00:31:58,484 --> 00:32:00,462 I'm a musician, I like notes. 739 00:32:00,486 --> 00:32:01,463 Bad joke. 740 00:32:01,487 --> 00:32:02,830 - Yeah. 741 00:32:02,854 --> 00:32:04,132 Yeah, stick with the music, no stand up comedy. 742 00:32:04,156 --> 00:32:05,333 (laughing) 743 00:32:05,357 --> 00:32:06,302 - Okay. 744 00:32:06,326 --> 00:32:08,136 - That's my attempt at a joke. 745 00:32:08,160 --> 00:32:10,472 Okay, well we won't write jokes, we'll just do jingles. 746 00:32:10,496 --> 00:32:11,307 Okay, great. - Okay. 747 00:32:11,331 --> 00:32:12,674 Yeah. - Thank you. 748 00:32:12,698 --> 00:32:13,808 - And thanks for this. 749 00:32:13,832 --> 00:32:14,900 - You got it. 750 00:32:16,168 --> 00:32:17,168 - Bye. 751 00:32:22,341 --> 00:32:25,377 - All right Clive, I will humor you. 752 00:32:27,079 --> 00:32:29,524 Let's see what all the hubbub's about. 753 00:32:29,548 --> 00:32:32,718 (light upbeat music) 754 00:32:34,053 --> 00:32:37,756 (chimes with each messages) 755 00:32:41,027 --> 00:32:43,171 - [Woman On Phone] Olive, Cupid's Proxy's turned into 756 00:32:43,195 --> 00:32:45,340 a newspaper's equivalent of going viral. 757 00:32:45,364 --> 00:32:47,509 We're getting Tweet's, Facebook likes and shares 758 00:32:47,533 --> 00:32:48,843 like never before. 759 00:32:48,867 --> 00:32:51,179 Then local news wants to do a story on you. 760 00:32:51,203 --> 00:32:52,880 They wanna know everything about 761 00:32:52,904 --> 00:32:54,849 this new alter ego of yours. 762 00:32:54,873 --> 00:32:56,351 They're sending a reporter out today-- 763 00:32:56,375 --> 00:32:58,186 - What, today? 764 00:32:58,210 --> 00:33:00,522 No not today, not today, that can't happen. 765 00:33:00,546 --> 00:33:03,525 - [Woman On Phone] Yes today, I'm counting on you. 766 00:33:03,549 --> 00:33:05,284 - I'll call you back. 767 00:33:06,085 --> 00:33:07,119 Ugh. 768 00:33:11,390 --> 00:33:13,535 ♪ If your girlfriend doesn't love you ♪ 769 00:33:13,559 --> 00:33:15,037 ♪ And you only have a buck 770 00:33:15,061 --> 00:33:17,372 ♪ You can 771 00:33:17,396 --> 00:33:18,706 ♪ La la la la 772 00:33:18,730 --> 00:33:19,707 - Unstuck. 773 00:33:19,731 --> 00:33:21,100 Ugh, outta luck. 774 00:33:21,933 --> 00:33:23,911 Stew, you really suck. 775 00:33:23,935 --> 00:33:25,547 Okay. 776 00:33:25,571 --> 00:33:29,284 Think happy, think upbeat, think smiling faces. 777 00:33:29,308 --> 00:33:33,121 Think of you at a higher tax bracket. 778 00:33:33,145 --> 00:33:34,589 ♪ If you only have a dollar 779 00:33:34,613 --> 00:33:35,957 ♪ You give the store a holler 780 00:33:35,981 --> 00:33:40,228 ♪ And we'll be right there for you ♪ 781 00:33:40,252 --> 00:33:44,456 (toy car engine revving) (light upbeat music) 782 00:33:45,824 --> 00:33:48,294 - Houston, we have a problem. 783 00:33:49,161 --> 00:33:52,107 (toy car crashing) 784 00:33:52,131 --> 00:33:54,076 It seemed like such a good idea. 785 00:33:54,100 --> 00:33:56,278 And it was so well received. 786 00:33:56,302 --> 00:33:58,913 Oh, I guess I got carried away. 787 00:33:58,937 --> 00:34:01,249 Now they want me to talk to this reporter about-- 788 00:34:01,273 --> 00:34:02,750 - What? 789 00:34:02,774 --> 00:34:03,586 - I guess I'm gonna have to tell them the truth, honey. 790 00:34:03,610 --> 00:34:05,087 - No no no, you can't. 791 00:34:05,111 --> 00:34:06,921 - Oh no wait, no no no, no, I won't tell them it's you 792 00:34:06,945 --> 00:34:11,426 but I am gonna have to tell it's not really me. 793 00:34:11,450 --> 00:34:13,485 - What if you get fired? 794 00:34:14,286 --> 00:34:16,322 What about the cruises? 795 00:34:19,458 --> 00:34:21,827 - I don't see any other way. 796 00:34:27,333 --> 00:34:28,834 - I have an idea. 797 00:34:29,701 --> 00:34:31,479 (light upbeat music) 798 00:34:31,503 --> 00:34:34,282 - So Olive, personally I think you're brilliant. 799 00:34:34,306 --> 00:34:35,617 And, you know, I'm dying to know. 800 00:34:35,641 --> 00:34:37,119 I think we're all dying to know, 801 00:34:37,143 --> 00:34:39,121 how you came up with Cupid's Proxy. 802 00:34:39,145 --> 00:34:41,956 - Well, you could say that Cupid's Proxy 803 00:34:41,980 --> 00:34:43,625 walked right into my living room. 804 00:34:43,649 --> 00:34:44,493 - [Reporter] Just came in one day? 805 00:34:44,517 --> 00:34:45,793 - Mm-hm. 806 00:34:45,817 --> 00:34:47,229 - [Reporter] Blew in through the wind. - Mm-hm. 807 00:34:47,253 --> 00:34:49,030 - I love reading your column. I mean, I read it every single day. 808 00:34:49,054 --> 00:34:50,865 And don't get me wrong, I liked it before, 809 00:34:50,889 --> 00:34:52,967 but now it's like you're two different people. 810 00:34:52,991 --> 00:34:55,803 - Oh well, that's just what it is. 811 00:34:55,827 --> 00:34:57,972 We are two people. 812 00:34:57,996 --> 00:35:00,007 We both have our very own distinct voices 813 00:35:00,031 --> 00:35:01,876 and our way of doling out advice. 814 00:35:01,900 --> 00:35:05,313 It's just like I invited a, wise beyond their years tween, 815 00:35:05,337 --> 00:35:07,482 right into my living room. 816 00:35:07,506 --> 00:35:09,241 - I totally get that. 817 00:35:11,577 --> 00:35:13,321 Sometimes you have to straddle both worlds, am I right? 818 00:35:13,345 --> 00:35:16,658 - Uh-huh, yes, we all have to adjust to the times. 819 00:35:16,682 --> 00:35:18,493 - So how did you pick up on the lingo so quickly? 820 00:35:18,517 --> 00:35:19,727 I mean, I know you're known for your, 821 00:35:19,751 --> 00:35:21,229 I don't mean to sound insulting or anything, 822 00:35:21,253 --> 00:35:23,665 more mild mannered speech and, you know, 823 00:35:23,689 --> 00:35:25,667 older sensibilities when you're giving advice. 824 00:35:25,691 --> 00:35:28,403 - Well I have read up a lot on how teens speak. 825 00:35:28,427 --> 00:35:30,071 I can't say that I like it 826 00:35:30,095 --> 00:35:33,508 but Cupid's Proxy has seemed to master the vernacular, 827 00:35:33,532 --> 00:35:34,842 and I have to say it's opened up 828 00:35:34,866 --> 00:35:36,711 a whole new world of readers. 829 00:35:36,735 --> 00:35:39,046 - It's so cool how you talk about CP 830 00:35:39,070 --> 00:35:42,184 almost as if she's a totally different person. 831 00:35:42,208 --> 00:35:43,208 - Oh, um. 832 00:35:45,911 --> 00:35:48,723 Who says she can't be a he. 833 00:35:48,747 --> 00:35:49,891 (laughing) 834 00:35:49,915 --> 00:35:53,428 - Olive, you so complex, you my kinda girl. 835 00:35:53,452 --> 00:35:56,588 (light upbeat music) 836 00:35:58,224 --> 00:35:59,701 - [Natalie] Hey Justin, what are you doing out here? 837 00:35:59,725 --> 00:36:00,735 - What are you doing back so soon? 838 00:36:00,759 --> 00:36:02,270 - Duh, I've been gone for a week. 839 00:36:02,294 --> 00:36:03,705 Haven't you missed me? 840 00:36:03,729 --> 00:36:04,573 - Like a bug bite. 841 00:36:04,597 --> 00:36:06,541 - What about Bug's Life? 842 00:36:06,565 --> 00:36:07,875 - Never mind, look I have to-- 843 00:36:07,899 --> 00:36:09,043 - Hey, did you notice the van 844 00:36:09,067 --> 00:36:10,278 from the news station out front? 845 00:36:10,302 --> 00:36:11,214 I don't know what they're doing here. 846 00:36:11,238 --> 00:36:12,215 Do you know anything about it? 847 00:36:12,239 --> 00:36:13,415 Hey, I'm gonna go check it out. 848 00:36:13,439 --> 00:36:14,383 I'm gonna go talk to them. - Natalie. 849 00:36:14,407 --> 00:36:16,384 - Geez, you can't talk to them. 850 00:36:16,408 --> 00:36:17,685 - Why not? 851 00:36:17,709 --> 00:36:20,388 They're right there, I'm just gonna go over there. - Natalie! 852 00:36:20,412 --> 00:36:23,625 Why are you like this, what's wrong with you? 853 00:36:23,649 --> 00:36:27,061 Don't you ever stop bugging people? 854 00:36:27,085 --> 00:36:31,399 You're like an annoying puppy that won't go away. 855 00:36:31,423 --> 00:36:35,737 And you're constantly butting in on other people's business. 856 00:36:35,761 --> 00:36:39,407 Don't you get the hint when people want you to stop talking? 857 00:36:39,431 --> 00:36:41,309 You better get a clue before school starts 858 00:36:41,333 --> 00:36:44,145 or else you're not gonna have any friends at all. 859 00:36:44,169 --> 00:36:47,081 And by the way, I don't wanna be your friend. 860 00:36:47,105 --> 00:36:48,640 Not now, not ever. 861 00:36:53,845 --> 00:36:55,923 Wait wait, Natalie. 862 00:36:55,947 --> 00:36:57,592 Natalie, it's just that-- 863 00:36:57,616 --> 00:36:58,616 Natalie. 864 00:37:01,787 --> 00:37:06,224 Nice, Murphy, real nice. 865 00:37:06,325 --> 00:37:08,860 (melancholy music) 866 00:37:19,805 --> 00:37:20,805 Mom. 867 00:37:22,641 --> 00:37:24,510 - Hi, honey, what's up? 868 00:37:26,978 --> 00:37:28,046 You look sad. 869 00:37:28,880 --> 00:37:30,682 Did the dog run away? 870 00:37:31,983 --> 00:37:33,852 - We don't have a dog. 871 00:37:36,322 --> 00:37:38,189 - [Rebecca] Come here. 872 00:37:50,502 --> 00:37:54,373 - I miss him even though I don't remember him. 873 00:37:55,407 --> 00:37:57,319 Is that weird? 874 00:37:57,343 --> 00:38:00,488 Missing someone you can't remember. 875 00:38:00,512 --> 00:38:01,512 - No, no. 876 00:38:03,882 --> 00:38:05,751 It's not weird at all. 877 00:38:07,218 --> 00:38:11,165 He used to hold you in his arms and sing you to sleep. 878 00:38:11,189 --> 00:38:12,567 And he pushed you all around town 879 00:38:12,591 --> 00:38:13,835 in that crummy little stroller 880 00:38:13,859 --> 00:38:15,403 that we were so afraid was gonna snap shut 881 00:38:15,427 --> 00:38:18,229 and swallow you up at any moment. 882 00:38:20,231 --> 00:38:23,935 - I wish I could have remembered him better. 883 00:38:25,771 --> 00:38:26,771 - Me too. 884 00:38:30,409 --> 00:38:33,187 But always remember, he gave you 885 00:38:33,211 --> 00:38:36,691 all the gifts that he had inside him. 886 00:38:36,715 --> 00:38:40,419 All his hopes and dreams that he had for you 887 00:38:41,387 --> 00:38:43,288 they're all right here. 888 00:38:44,623 --> 00:38:47,158 Just waiting to be discovered. 889 00:38:51,397 --> 00:38:53,932 - Did you always love dahlias? 890 00:38:56,635 --> 00:38:59,914 - Actually, tulips are my favorite 891 00:38:59,938 --> 00:39:02,884 but your dad brought me dahlias on our first date. 892 00:39:02,908 --> 00:39:05,110 That's how I remember him. 893 00:39:08,246 --> 00:39:12,894 - Tell me again some of the things you guys did together. 894 00:39:12,918 --> 00:39:16,097 - Well, we used to love to hike 895 00:39:16,121 --> 00:39:18,065 and there was this one time that we went up to-- 896 00:39:18,089 --> 00:39:19,266 - Big Bass Lake. 897 00:39:19,290 --> 00:39:21,436 - Yeah, and we got so lost that we had to-- 898 00:39:21,460 --> 00:39:24,071 - Start a fire to send smoke signals. 899 00:39:24,095 --> 00:39:26,574 - We're lucky that your dad had a scout badge 900 00:39:26,598 --> 00:39:29,577 in fire building because all I knew how to do 901 00:39:29,601 --> 00:39:32,079 was run around in circles and yell for help. 902 00:39:32,103 --> 00:39:34,339 (laughing) 903 00:39:35,607 --> 00:39:38,176 (gentle music) 904 00:39:39,611 --> 00:39:42,681 - I was a real jerk to Natalie today. 905 00:39:47,653 --> 00:39:50,321 I hurt her feelings really bad. 906 00:39:52,958 --> 00:39:56,828 I tired to apologize but she wouldn't listen. 907 00:40:01,166 --> 00:40:02,701 What would dad do? 908 00:40:06,004 --> 00:40:07,515 - Well remember all those gifts I told you 909 00:40:07,539 --> 00:40:09,174 he passed onto you? 910 00:40:11,643 --> 00:40:15,180 I think you already know what he would do. 911 00:40:17,148 --> 00:40:18,249 - Thanks, Mom. 912 00:40:19,818 --> 00:40:22,387 (gentle music) 913 00:40:29,995 --> 00:40:31,973 - [News Anchor] ...relationship advice, I know I do. 914 00:40:31,997 --> 00:40:34,041 Our correspondent Daniel Clark 915 00:40:34,065 --> 00:40:36,878 gives us a peek into the rad new world 916 00:40:36,902 --> 00:40:38,480 of Call Me Cupid. - Oh, Jay! 917 00:40:38,504 --> 00:40:40,371 - Jay, Olive is on TV. 918 00:40:41,339 --> 00:40:42,517 - Right here. 919 00:40:42,541 --> 00:40:43,685 - I'm here today with Olive Petrick, 920 00:40:43,709 --> 00:40:44,886 better known as Call Me Cupid, 921 00:40:44,910 --> 00:40:46,821 who's launched a viral sensation 922 00:40:46,845 --> 00:40:49,691 with her alter ego Cupid's Proxy. 923 00:40:49,715 --> 00:40:51,526 Olive, I think you're brilliant, 924 00:40:51,550 --> 00:40:52,994 I know we all think you're brilliant. 925 00:40:53,018 --> 00:40:55,162 You so complex, you my kinda girl. 926 00:40:55,186 --> 00:40:57,832 - Wow, oh, she killed it. 927 00:40:57,856 --> 00:40:59,834 That woman is somethin' else. 928 00:40:59,858 --> 00:41:01,168 And such a brilliant idea. 929 00:41:01,192 --> 00:41:03,505 I love how she said that she and Cupid's Proxy 930 00:41:03,529 --> 00:41:04,896 were two people. 931 00:41:06,031 --> 00:41:09,300 - Yeah, I mean, that's just what they are. 932 00:41:12,037 --> 00:41:16,350 I, she was being honest, right? 933 00:41:16,374 --> 00:41:19,554 You know, in a creative kinda way. 934 00:41:19,578 --> 00:41:21,022 You know, right, right? 935 00:41:21,046 --> 00:41:22,089 - Right. 936 00:41:22,113 --> 00:41:24,750 (upbeat music) 937 00:41:26,952 --> 00:41:29,588 (orchestral music) 938 00:41:32,390 --> 00:41:35,426 (doorbell ringing) 939 00:42:06,592 --> 00:42:10,461 - Oh, this is so cute, he loves Olive so much. 940 00:42:13,999 --> 00:42:15,466 What a goof ball. 941 00:42:19,104 --> 00:42:20,104 - Ow! 942 00:42:23,274 --> 00:42:25,644 Sorry, I'm having a bad day. 943 00:42:27,646 --> 00:42:31,593 - You know, I'm in a bit of a dilemma myself. 944 00:42:31,617 --> 00:42:34,596 What do you, hey, what do you say we grab some root beers, 945 00:42:34,620 --> 00:42:36,988 go outside and talk about it? 946 00:42:38,123 --> 00:42:39,123 Okay. 947 00:42:44,996 --> 00:42:45,996 - Girls. 948 00:42:47,465 --> 00:42:48,475 I don't get 'em. 949 00:42:48,499 --> 00:42:49,777 (laughing) 950 00:42:49,801 --> 00:42:52,279 They want attention, attention, attention, 951 00:42:52,303 --> 00:42:56,784 and then when one little things goes wrong, bam. 952 00:42:56,808 --> 00:43:00,121 They go dark and totally ignore you. 953 00:43:00,145 --> 00:43:01,789 - Are you having a fight with your girlfriend? 954 00:43:01,813 --> 00:43:05,016 - No, not my girlfriend, just a friend. 955 00:43:05,817 --> 00:43:07,352 A sort of friend. 956 00:43:08,319 --> 00:43:10,521 I like her in a weird way. 957 00:43:11,990 --> 00:43:14,636 She could actually be a friend 958 00:43:14,660 --> 00:43:17,896 if she wasn't so amped up all the time. 959 00:43:19,564 --> 00:43:21,643 I said some super harsh thing to her 960 00:43:21,667 --> 00:43:24,535 and now she won't even talk to me. 961 00:43:25,671 --> 00:43:27,348 - Did you try apologizing? 962 00:43:27,372 --> 00:43:30,484 - Yeah, I got the total shut out. 963 00:43:30,508 --> 00:43:33,154 - You could write her a song. 964 00:43:33,178 --> 00:43:35,280 - I'm not ready for that. 965 00:43:36,748 --> 00:43:39,160 - Do you know what I've always found works for me? 966 00:43:39,184 --> 00:43:40,184 - What? 967 00:43:41,186 --> 00:43:43,197 - Speak from your heart, tell her the truth. 968 00:43:43,221 --> 00:43:44,398 Now look, you just said that you've said 969 00:43:44,422 --> 00:43:46,500 some pretty harsh things to her, right? 970 00:43:46,524 --> 00:43:48,894 So own it, apologize to her, 971 00:43:50,028 --> 00:43:51,839 tell her how bad it made you feel 972 00:43:51,863 --> 00:43:54,041 and she'll respect you for that. 973 00:43:54,065 --> 00:43:58,846 You might even become better friends for it too. 974 00:43:58,870 --> 00:44:00,138 - Thanks, Stewart, 975 00:44:01,572 --> 00:44:04,018 for talking girls and stuff. 976 00:44:04,042 --> 00:44:05,219 (laughing) 977 00:44:05,243 --> 00:44:07,221 - Hey, that can be the name of our first album. 978 00:44:07,245 --> 00:44:10,448 Girls and Stuff by Justin and Stewart. 979 00:44:11,750 --> 00:44:14,085 (laughing) 980 00:44:17,222 --> 00:44:20,702 - [Justin] So how about you, what's your dilemma? 981 00:44:20,726 --> 00:44:25,239 - Oh, um, yeah yeah, it's a bit more complicated 982 00:44:25,263 --> 00:44:27,875 than your situation but you can definitely file it 983 00:44:27,899 --> 00:44:29,376 under girls and stuff. 984 00:44:29,400 --> 00:44:30,278 (laughing) 985 00:44:30,302 --> 00:44:31,445 Besides, you're my priority. 986 00:44:31,469 --> 00:44:33,004 I'm on your clock. 987 00:44:44,415 --> 00:44:45,984 - See ya next week. 988 00:44:47,919 --> 00:44:49,454 - Thanks, Pop Shop. 989 00:44:50,255 --> 00:44:51,255 - Yeah. 990 00:44:52,657 --> 00:44:53,601 - [Rebecca] How'd it go? 991 00:44:53,625 --> 00:44:55,293 - [Justin] Awesome. 992 00:44:57,595 --> 00:44:58,595 - Ugh. 993 00:45:02,333 --> 00:45:03,802 What a sweet kid. 994 00:45:14,479 --> 00:45:15,757 Hey. 995 00:45:15,781 --> 00:45:18,960 - Does the kid know you got eyes for his mama? 996 00:45:18,984 --> 00:45:21,796 (laughing) 997 00:45:21,820 --> 00:45:23,297 - [Stewart] What? 998 00:45:23,321 --> 00:45:24,990 - Have a seat, Stew. 999 00:45:33,198 --> 00:45:34,232 Sean Murphy. 1000 00:45:35,967 --> 00:45:37,278 - Who? 1001 00:45:37,302 --> 00:45:40,114 - That was the boy's daddy. 1002 00:45:40,138 --> 00:45:41,448 He was killed in the line of duty 1003 00:45:41,472 --> 00:45:43,517 when he pulled a teenage kid out of a burning car 1004 00:45:43,541 --> 00:45:47,121 before the fire department got there. 1005 00:45:47,145 --> 00:45:48,679 Cost him his life. 1006 00:45:51,216 --> 00:45:54,085 Justin must have been a baby then. 1007 00:45:55,153 --> 00:45:56,297 - So you knew him? 1008 00:45:56,321 --> 00:45:57,965 - Well, I knew of him. 1009 00:45:57,989 --> 00:46:00,367 There wasn't a ladder company or precinct in the whole state 1010 00:46:00,391 --> 00:46:03,895 that didn't know the story of that family. 1011 00:46:05,663 --> 00:46:07,174 - Why are you telling me this? 1012 00:46:07,198 --> 00:46:09,844 - Because you're gonna have to work double time 1013 00:46:09,868 --> 00:46:11,979 to win that one over. 1014 00:46:12,003 --> 00:46:13,003 - Justin? 1015 00:46:13,671 --> 00:46:14,849 - [Clive] No, Stew. 1016 00:46:14,873 --> 00:46:15,818 - We're pals, that kid and I work-- 1017 00:46:15,842 --> 00:46:17,318 - Stew, 1018 00:46:17,342 --> 00:46:19,153 not the kid, the mama. 1019 00:46:19,177 --> 00:46:21,989 Now, that river runs deep and wide, my friend. 1020 00:46:22,013 --> 00:46:24,049 It's not gonna be easy. 1021 00:46:26,551 --> 00:46:27,829 - How do you know so much about her? 1022 00:46:27,853 --> 00:46:30,164 - Well who said I know anything about her? 1023 00:46:30,188 --> 00:46:32,166 I just know about heartache and she's had her fair share 1024 00:46:32,190 --> 00:46:34,001 and then some, and I'll tell ya another thing, 1025 00:46:34,025 --> 00:46:35,669 she's not the only one around here 1026 00:46:35,693 --> 00:46:36,904 that's had a rough go of it. 1027 00:46:36,928 --> 00:46:38,172 - Okay, Clive, I don't-- 1028 00:46:38,196 --> 00:46:39,406 - Dude, I've seen you back in that room 1029 00:46:39,430 --> 00:46:41,967 playing your melancholy songs. 1030 00:46:43,701 --> 00:46:45,403 You're sad, you know, 1031 00:46:46,737 --> 00:46:50,852 how long has it been since she left ya? 1032 00:46:50,876 --> 00:46:52,010 - A while. 1033 00:46:52,077 --> 00:46:53,077 - A while. 1034 00:46:54,379 --> 00:46:56,523 Maybe it's time you took a chance. 1035 00:46:56,547 --> 00:46:59,084 Might be good for both of you. 1036 00:46:59,918 --> 00:47:02,453 I gotta go work. 1037 00:47:11,562 --> 00:47:13,040 - You really should go. 1038 00:47:13,064 --> 00:47:14,575 - Go where? 1039 00:47:14,599 --> 00:47:16,210 - To hear Stewart play. 1040 00:47:16,234 --> 00:47:19,046 He's really good and he's really nice. 1041 00:47:19,070 --> 00:47:21,048 Maybe you could take Olive with you. 1042 00:47:21,072 --> 00:47:23,550 - Rats, I think I forgot the arugula. 1043 00:47:23,574 --> 00:47:24,785 - You hate arugula. 1044 00:47:24,809 --> 00:47:27,554 - Yeah, well that was called a change-up. 1045 00:47:27,578 --> 00:47:29,256 It's what adults do when they want their children 1046 00:47:29,280 --> 00:47:31,225 to stay out of their social lives. 1047 00:47:31,249 --> 00:47:33,294 Instead of blatantly calling them buttinskies. 1048 00:47:33,318 --> 00:47:35,062 - Mm, you just made that up. 1049 00:47:35,086 --> 00:47:36,730 A change-up's a baseball pitch. 1050 00:47:36,754 --> 00:47:40,101 - A deceptively slow pitch intended to throw off the batter. 1051 00:47:40,125 --> 00:47:42,069 Get the connection? 1052 00:47:42,093 --> 00:47:43,570 So what's on your agenda, slugger? 1053 00:47:43,594 --> 00:47:45,406 - Over to Natalie's again. 1054 00:47:45,430 --> 00:47:47,741 This time I'll try falling on my sword. 1055 00:47:47,765 --> 00:47:49,076 - Not the rusty one. 1056 00:47:49,100 --> 00:47:51,745 You don't need guilt and a nasty infection. 1057 00:47:51,769 --> 00:47:55,282 - Then over to Olive's to help her with some stuff. 1058 00:47:55,306 --> 00:47:57,751 - You've been spending a lot of time over there lately. 1059 00:47:57,775 --> 00:47:59,420 What does she got you doing? 1060 00:47:59,444 --> 00:48:02,756 Building a bomb shelter, preparing for a zombie apocalypse? 1061 00:48:02,780 --> 00:48:03,925 - Yeah. 1062 00:48:03,949 --> 00:48:06,093 - [Rebecca] Cool, be home in time for dinner. 1063 00:48:06,117 --> 00:48:07,428 And don't bring any walking dead. 1064 00:48:07,452 --> 00:48:09,596 - [Justin] Okay, whatever. 1065 00:48:09,620 --> 00:48:10,498 - Whatever? 1066 00:48:10,522 --> 00:48:12,991 When did we start that trend? 1067 00:48:19,364 --> 00:48:22,333 (doorbell ringing) 1068 00:48:29,474 --> 00:48:31,676 - I suffer from hay fever. 1069 00:48:32,543 --> 00:48:33,988 - Oh. 1070 00:48:34,012 --> 00:48:35,289 I didn't know. - Flowers cause 1071 00:48:35,313 --> 00:48:36,690 - the mucous membrane of my eyes and nose 1072 00:48:36,714 --> 00:48:40,851 to get all stuffy and itchy and I sneeze all over the place. 1073 00:48:43,188 --> 00:48:44,188 - Sorry. 1074 00:48:55,733 --> 00:48:59,104 - You're a real jerk face, Justin Murphy. 1075 00:49:00,405 --> 00:49:01,648 (guitar music) 1076 00:49:01,672 --> 00:49:03,150 This place is actually very, very special to me. 1077 00:49:03,174 --> 00:49:04,651 It's like my favorite place in the whole entire world. 1078 00:49:04,675 --> 00:49:06,653 The sheets are made of, well, my bedroom. 1079 00:49:06,677 --> 00:49:07,721 Anyway... 1080 00:49:07,745 --> 00:49:10,381 (guitar music) 1081 00:49:33,571 --> 00:49:37,684 - My dad died when I was a baby. He was a hero. 1082 00:49:37,708 --> 00:49:40,587 He was saving a kid from a car that was on fire and-- 1083 00:49:40,611 --> 00:49:43,057 - Oh, no no no, you don't have to tell me anything 1084 00:49:43,081 --> 00:49:45,226 if you don't want to. - It's okay. 1085 00:49:45,250 --> 00:49:49,430 - I've only ever really talked about it to my mom. 1086 00:49:49,454 --> 00:49:51,532 She always keep dahlia flowers in the house 1087 00:49:51,556 --> 00:49:53,700 to remember him by. 1088 00:49:53,724 --> 00:49:55,769 They gave him a metal of valor. 1089 00:49:55,793 --> 00:49:57,204 I have it in my room, I mean, 1090 00:49:57,228 --> 00:49:59,073 I can show you sometime if you want. 1091 00:49:59,097 --> 00:50:02,443 But, you know, you don't have to. 1092 00:50:02,467 --> 00:50:04,211 - That would be totally cool 1093 00:50:04,235 --> 00:50:06,047 but I would never go in your room or anything, 1094 00:50:06,071 --> 00:50:07,448 you know, 'cause I wouldn't be allowed. 1095 00:50:07,472 --> 00:50:08,882 Your mom would probably say no 1096 00:50:08,906 --> 00:50:10,084 and my mom would definitely say now, you know. 1097 00:50:10,108 --> 00:50:13,344 I totally get it if it doesn't work out. 1098 00:50:15,246 --> 00:50:16,781 Yeah, I talk a lot. 1099 00:50:18,283 --> 00:50:20,227 It can really annoying but, you know, 1100 00:50:20,251 --> 00:50:23,064 I just keep going and going and I've been doing it so-- 1101 00:50:23,088 --> 00:50:25,132 (laughing) 1102 00:50:25,156 --> 00:50:28,025 - Yeah, you definitely talk a lot. 1103 00:50:29,260 --> 00:50:31,962 I mean, where's your off switch? 1104 00:50:33,098 --> 00:50:35,576 - I know it's a really bad habit, 1105 00:50:35,600 --> 00:50:37,478 it started when my parents told me 1106 00:50:37,502 --> 00:50:40,247 that they were getting a divorce, 1107 00:50:40,271 --> 00:50:43,584 I thought if I kept talking maybe they'd stay together 1108 00:50:43,608 --> 00:50:45,586 and talking would make them stay together. 1109 00:50:45,610 --> 00:50:47,645 But, didn't work. 1110 00:50:54,619 --> 00:50:55,619 - Friends? 1111 00:50:56,787 --> 00:50:59,300 (sweet music) 1112 00:50:59,324 --> 00:51:00,324 Oh, okay. 1113 00:51:01,292 --> 00:51:03,970 So, you're a talker and a hugger. 1114 00:51:03,994 --> 00:51:05,163 Good to know. 1115 00:51:06,497 --> 00:51:08,942 Hey, I gotta go, I told Olive I'd help her today. 1116 00:51:08,966 --> 00:51:11,445 - Oh hey, since we're friends I'll tell 1117 00:51:11,469 --> 00:51:13,280 I don't really suffer from hay fever. 1118 00:51:13,304 --> 00:51:14,116 I was trying to-- 1119 00:51:14,140 --> 00:51:15,349 - It's okay. 1120 00:51:15,373 --> 00:51:16,574 I deserved it. 1121 00:51:17,475 --> 00:51:18,475 See ya. 1122 00:51:20,478 --> 00:51:23,013 (piano music) 1123 00:51:27,485 --> 00:51:29,187 - Here you go, buddy. 1124 00:51:30,855 --> 00:51:32,166 - This is too much. 1125 00:51:32,190 --> 00:51:34,701 I told you the second one was an experiment. 1126 00:51:34,725 --> 00:51:36,303 See if we got more action. 1127 00:51:36,327 --> 00:51:38,472 - And we did get more action. 1128 00:51:38,496 --> 00:51:41,031 Go check the online comments. 1129 00:51:52,843 --> 00:51:53,878 - "More Proxy." 1130 00:51:54,879 --> 00:51:55,913 "Proxy rocks." 1131 00:51:58,015 --> 00:52:01,051 "Updating my subscription to forever." 1132 00:52:02,687 --> 00:52:03,864 Wow. 1133 00:52:03,888 --> 00:52:05,332 - And that's just the tip of the ice berg. 1134 00:52:05,356 --> 00:52:06,867 These people, these young people who write in 1135 00:52:06,891 --> 00:52:10,036 they love Cupid's Proxy more than they love Cupid. 1136 00:52:10,060 --> 00:52:12,173 I just don't know how long we can, 1137 00:52:12,197 --> 00:52:14,175 or we should keep this up. 1138 00:52:14,199 --> 00:52:17,878 That TV interview, it just about did me in, honey. 1139 00:52:17,902 --> 00:52:19,746 Whoa. - I can teach you. 1140 00:52:19,770 --> 00:52:21,515 - Honey, I'm an old dog. 1141 00:52:21,539 --> 00:52:23,517 You know what they say about old dogs? 1142 00:52:23,541 --> 00:52:26,587 - They learn quicker than young stubborn dogs? 1143 00:52:26,611 --> 00:52:27,854 (laughing) 1144 00:52:27,878 --> 00:52:31,558 - You sure know how to turn a phrase, kid. 1145 00:52:31,582 --> 00:52:32,617 - Let's see. 1146 00:52:34,051 --> 00:52:37,564 I'll pick one sent online, like I'd be answering it myself, 1147 00:52:37,588 --> 00:52:39,400 but I'll walk you right through it. 1148 00:52:39,424 --> 00:52:41,535 - Oh, well all right. 1149 00:52:41,559 --> 00:52:42,660 - Here's one. 1150 00:52:43,928 --> 00:52:45,939 "Dear Cupid's Proxy. 1151 00:52:45,963 --> 00:52:49,876 I'm a musician and embarrassed to say a hopeless romantic 1152 00:52:49,900 --> 00:52:51,378 but unlucky in love. 1153 00:52:51,402 --> 00:52:53,547 A terrible combination." 1154 00:52:53,571 --> 00:52:56,116 This sounds like Stewart. 1155 00:52:56,140 --> 00:52:58,752 "There's this woman I'd like to get to know better 1156 00:52:58,776 --> 00:53:01,788 but every time I approach her, I blow it. 1157 00:53:01,812 --> 00:53:03,790 I even went to her house to return something 1158 00:53:03,814 --> 00:53:06,927 and got all tongue tied like a teenage boy. 1159 00:53:06,951 --> 00:53:08,629 I'm a decent guy. 1160 00:53:08,653 --> 00:53:11,232 And advice on how to get my foot in the door 1161 00:53:11,256 --> 00:53:13,734 without putting it in my mouth first? 1162 00:53:13,758 --> 00:53:14,992 Sincerely, Tex." 1163 00:53:19,930 --> 00:53:21,299 - Justin, hello. 1164 00:53:24,001 --> 00:53:29,115 - Oh my gosh, this really could be him. 1165 00:53:29,139 --> 00:53:30,174 - Who? 1166 00:53:31,141 --> 00:53:32,453 - So I popped into the Bulk and Stuff today 1167 00:53:32,477 --> 00:53:34,288 to pick up 600 rolls of toilet paper 1168 00:53:34,312 --> 00:53:36,623 and I cannot believe that I never noticed this before 1169 00:53:36,647 --> 00:53:39,159 but that place sells diapers and coffins. 1170 00:53:39,183 --> 00:53:41,295 I just, I was laughing out loud. 1171 00:53:41,319 --> 00:53:42,929 Speaking of laughing out loud, 1172 00:53:42,953 --> 00:53:44,831 Stewart was so funny when he came by. 1173 00:53:44,855 --> 00:53:47,801 Justin, who on Earth are talking to? 1174 00:53:47,825 --> 00:53:50,671 You haven't had an imaginary friend since you were four. 1175 00:53:50,695 --> 00:53:52,138 - Ah. 1176 00:53:52,162 --> 00:53:55,442 - Anyway, Stewart was so cute, he was almost tongue tied. 1177 00:53:55,466 --> 00:53:57,444 You know, he wrote one of the coolest jingles 1178 00:53:57,468 --> 00:54:00,113 that I've ever heard for the Nothin' but Pop Shop. 1179 00:54:00,137 --> 00:54:03,684 It is one of my favorites of all time. 1180 00:54:03,708 --> 00:54:06,620 - Um, may I please be excused? 1181 00:54:06,644 --> 00:54:09,122 I think I left something over at Olive's. 1182 00:54:09,146 --> 00:54:12,683 - Okay but, put your plate in the kitchen. 1183 00:54:13,651 --> 00:54:16,220 (exciting music) 1184 00:54:17,388 --> 00:54:20,467 - Eat fast, school is officially in session. 1185 00:54:20,491 --> 00:54:21,303 Let's go. 1186 00:54:21,327 --> 00:54:22,860 - [Olive] Ugh, oh. 1187 00:54:25,363 --> 00:54:27,808 - What advice would you give Tex? 1188 00:54:27,832 --> 00:54:29,976 - Well, clearly this woman is not interested in him 1189 00:54:30,000 --> 00:54:33,314 so I would tell him, gently, to move on. 1190 00:54:33,338 --> 00:54:34,315 There's other fish in the sea. 1191 00:54:34,339 --> 00:54:36,149 - Ah, wrong! 1192 00:54:36,173 --> 00:54:37,718 If you were interested in someone, 1193 00:54:37,742 --> 00:54:40,987 I mean really interested in someone, 1194 00:54:41,011 --> 00:54:43,324 would you give up without a fight? 1195 00:54:43,348 --> 00:54:45,492 This guy's probably no spring chicken. 1196 00:54:45,516 --> 00:54:47,328 Time could be running out for him. 1197 00:54:47,352 --> 00:54:49,195 And the woman he wants to get to know 1198 00:54:49,219 --> 00:54:51,197 probably needs a little push 1199 00:54:51,221 --> 00:54:53,700 but may not even know she needs a little push. 1200 00:54:53,724 --> 00:54:56,703 Maybe she's lonely and doesn't want to admit it. 1201 00:54:56,727 --> 00:55:01,065 Or maybe she's just scared. 1202 00:55:01,432 --> 00:55:03,544 - I see your point. 1203 00:55:03,568 --> 00:55:07,772 - Try again and this time answer like Cupid's Proxy. 1204 00:55:09,874 --> 00:55:11,184 - Yo, bro. 1205 00:55:11,208 --> 00:55:12,519 - No rhyming. 1206 00:55:12,543 --> 00:55:13,543 - Yo, dude? 1207 00:55:15,212 --> 00:55:19,393 Yo, dude, your attitude is-- 1208 00:55:19,417 --> 00:55:22,420 - This is going to be a long night. 1209 00:55:30,395 --> 00:55:31,772 - What? 1210 00:55:31,796 --> 00:55:33,330 - Well hello, Tex. 1211 00:55:34,399 --> 00:55:36,042 - Ugh. 1212 00:55:36,066 --> 00:55:39,079 (playful music) 1213 00:55:39,103 --> 00:55:42,082 - You were so great on TV the other day, Olive. 1214 00:55:42,106 --> 00:55:46,052 Ugh, this Cupid's Proxy thing is so creative. 1215 00:55:46,076 --> 00:55:49,956 And I love what Proxy told Tex in your column today. 1216 00:55:49,980 --> 00:55:52,893 Texans are just so sweet and polite. 1217 00:55:52,917 --> 00:55:55,429 I feel so bad for him, he's trying so hard. 1218 00:55:55,453 --> 00:55:56,597 (laughing) 1219 00:55:56,621 --> 00:55:58,231 - I thought you didn't read my column. 1220 00:55:58,255 --> 00:56:00,100 - Oh come on, of course I do. 1221 00:56:00,124 --> 00:56:02,135 You're my friend, how could I not? 1222 00:56:02,159 --> 00:56:03,404 Just don't tell the kid. 1223 00:56:03,428 --> 00:56:04,971 Yeah, it'll spoil one of our sacred 1224 00:56:04,995 --> 00:56:07,107 mother-son banter subjects. 1225 00:56:07,131 --> 00:56:10,243 Besides, it's in my nature to be stubbornly quirky 1226 00:56:10,267 --> 00:56:11,912 and irreverent about all things 1227 00:56:11,936 --> 00:56:13,614 related to love and relationship. 1228 00:56:13,638 --> 00:56:15,782 People wouldn't recognize me if I changed. 1229 00:56:15,806 --> 00:56:17,283 (laughing) 1230 00:56:17,307 --> 00:56:18,819 It'd be like if I started wearing matte lipstick. 1231 00:56:18,843 --> 00:56:21,422 Have you seen what matte lipstick does to your teeth? 1232 00:56:21,446 --> 00:56:22,923 Seriously, you would have to keep reminding me 1233 00:56:22,947 --> 00:56:24,425 to go like this all the time. 1234 00:56:24,449 --> 00:56:26,460 (laughing) 1235 00:56:26,484 --> 00:56:30,764 - Would it kill you to just consider dating? 1236 00:56:30,788 --> 00:56:31,998 - Well, there's no scientific proof 1237 00:56:32,022 --> 00:56:34,000 that it wouldn't kill me. 1238 00:56:34,024 --> 00:56:36,102 And then who would raise my beautiful boy? 1239 00:56:36,126 --> 00:56:37,303 - Yeah, well that beautiful boy 1240 00:56:37,327 --> 00:56:39,773 is gonna grow up without a man in his life. 1241 00:56:39,797 --> 00:56:41,999 That what you really want? 1242 00:56:44,802 --> 00:56:46,780 - So you didn't even read the advice? 1243 00:56:46,804 --> 00:56:47,781 - No. 1244 00:56:47,805 --> 00:56:49,315 And I don't want to. 1245 00:56:49,339 --> 00:56:51,952 It's embarrassing enough I even wrote in. 1246 00:56:51,976 --> 00:56:54,488 I spent the night listening to a little too much Air Supply, 1247 00:56:54,512 --> 00:56:57,682 I took your advice and now here I am. 1248 00:56:58,983 --> 00:57:00,326 - All righty. 1249 00:57:00,350 --> 00:57:03,997 - No no no, no, come on, man, don't don't. 1250 00:57:04,021 --> 00:57:05,022 - "Dear Tex. 1251 00:57:07,825 --> 00:57:10,528 Yo dude." I love that. 1252 00:57:10,895 --> 00:57:14,765 "I totally hear you, I recently found myself in similar sitch 1253 00:57:17,167 --> 00:57:20,313 and I had to dig deep to find out what I was made of. 1254 00:57:20,337 --> 00:57:23,349 Keep the faith, man, and keep trying. 1255 00:57:23,373 --> 00:57:26,152 You may be unlucky in love but maybe Miss Reluctant 1256 00:57:26,176 --> 00:57:30,047 and has a story you just don't know about, yo. 1257 00:57:32,216 --> 00:57:33,727 If you don't keep trying to ask her out 1258 00:57:33,751 --> 00:57:36,162 you can be missing out on your OTP. 1259 00:57:36,186 --> 00:57:37,387 Peace out, bro." 1260 00:57:39,356 --> 00:57:41,835 - I can't even believe I'm asking you this. 1261 00:57:41,859 --> 00:57:43,504 What's OTP? 1262 00:57:43,528 --> 00:57:45,229 - One True Pairing. 1263 00:57:48,098 --> 00:57:49,233 I Googled it. 1264 00:57:50,234 --> 00:57:52,903 (guitar music) 1265 00:57:55,640 --> 00:57:56,640 - Hey, Jay! 1266 00:57:57,642 --> 00:57:59,185 What do you wanna watch for movie night? 1267 00:57:59,209 --> 00:58:02,513 Maybe a slapstick comedy or like a, um. 1268 00:58:03,981 --> 00:58:07,794 Oh, hey Natalie, you gonna join us for movie night? 1269 00:58:07,818 --> 00:58:11,965 - Actually, Mom, Natalie and her folks invited me 1270 00:58:11,989 --> 00:58:14,835 to go to the Multiplex with them. 1271 00:58:14,859 --> 00:58:16,870 - They're playing the very first Star Wars. 1272 00:58:16,894 --> 00:58:19,005 You know, the one with super low tech CGI. 1273 00:58:19,029 --> 00:58:20,707 It's so quaint. 1274 00:58:20,731 --> 00:58:21,731 - Oh, okay. 1275 00:58:23,734 --> 00:58:26,379 Well, is this like a, like a date or something? 1276 00:58:26,403 --> 00:58:27,714 - No, Mom, no. - It's kinda like a date. 1277 00:58:27,738 --> 00:58:29,149 - No, Mom, not a date. - It's kind of. 1278 00:58:29,173 --> 00:58:30,316 - No, not a date. 1279 00:58:30,340 --> 00:58:31,818 - It's like a friend date. 1280 00:58:31,842 --> 00:58:36,156 - I made you a list of highly, highly recommended movies. 1281 00:58:36,180 --> 00:58:38,659 - Oh, well thank you, I guess. 1282 00:58:38,683 --> 00:58:40,493 Are you sure you guys wanna go to the Multiplex? 1283 00:58:40,517 --> 00:58:42,328 It's gonna be a zoo, crowded. 1284 00:58:42,352 --> 00:58:45,666 I mean, lots of screaming kids and sticky. 1285 00:58:45,690 --> 00:58:47,333 Really really sticky, I wouldn't be surprised 1286 00:58:47,357 --> 00:58:48,835 if your shoes stick to the floor 1287 00:58:48,859 --> 00:58:51,337 and you come home in just your socks. 1288 00:58:51,361 --> 00:58:56,342 Are you sure you don't wanna just stay here with me instead? 1289 00:58:56,366 --> 00:58:59,212 - [Justin] Love you, bye. 1290 00:58:59,236 --> 00:59:00,681 - [Rebecca] Hey. 1291 00:59:00,705 --> 00:59:02,072 - [Natalie] Bye. 1292 00:59:07,444 --> 00:59:11,649 - Say Anything, When Harry Met Sally, Sleepless in Seattle. 1293 00:59:12,783 --> 00:59:13,783 Really? 1294 00:59:18,455 --> 00:59:20,490 Oh, where'd that one go? 1295 00:59:23,628 --> 00:59:25,505 - [Clive] Well? 1296 00:59:25,529 --> 00:59:27,007 - Well what? 1297 00:59:27,031 --> 00:59:28,274 - Well, what do you think? 1298 00:59:28,298 --> 00:59:30,276 Did you call and ask her out? 1299 00:59:30,300 --> 00:59:33,337 - Can you please pass the mic stand? 1300 00:59:36,974 --> 00:59:38,985 Save the death stare for the non-tippers. 1301 00:59:39,009 --> 00:59:40,621 - You know, I once heard Wayne Gretzky say 1302 00:59:40,645 --> 00:59:45,458 "You miss 100% of the shots that you don't take." 1303 00:59:45,482 --> 00:59:47,351 Think about that, Stew. 1304 00:59:51,822 --> 00:59:56,026 (engine revving) (guns banging) 1305 01:00:13,410 --> 01:00:15,889 (gentle music) 1306 01:00:15,913 --> 01:00:17,214 - [Justin] Mom. 1307 01:00:18,348 --> 01:00:20,360 Wake up and go to bed. 1308 01:00:20,384 --> 01:00:22,028 (moaning) 1309 01:00:22,052 --> 01:00:23,052 - Oh, man. 1310 01:00:25,255 --> 01:00:28,168 Oh, Three Stooges, that's what I should of watched 1311 01:00:28,192 --> 01:00:31,171 instead of World Apocalypse 15. 1312 01:00:31,195 --> 01:00:35,041 How many times can Hollywood wipe out humanity anyway? 1313 01:00:35,065 --> 01:00:38,344 - I hear World Apocalypse 16's in the works. 1314 01:00:38,368 --> 01:00:39,846 - Hmm. 1315 01:00:39,870 --> 01:00:41,682 Hey, how was your date? 1316 01:00:41,706 --> 01:00:44,274 Sorry, your non, your non-date. 1317 01:00:49,379 --> 01:00:53,694 - I'm starting to rethink my position, a little. 1318 01:00:53,718 --> 01:00:54,718 - Hmm. 1319 01:00:55,720 --> 01:00:57,864 All right, well don't stay up too late, okay? 1320 01:00:57,888 --> 01:00:58,923 - All right. 1321 01:01:00,124 --> 01:01:02,659 (gentle music) 1322 01:01:15,472 --> 01:01:17,617 - [Justin Voiceover] Dear Tex, 1323 01:01:17,641 --> 01:01:20,020 I don't know if they'll print my letter 1324 01:01:20,044 --> 01:01:23,790 but I wanted to tell you that yours sounded very nice. 1325 01:01:23,814 --> 01:01:26,860 You seem like someone I'd like to know. 1326 01:01:26,884 --> 01:01:29,963 I haven't been unlucky in love like you 1327 01:01:29,987 --> 01:01:33,033 but I have had my broken in a million pieces 1328 01:01:33,057 --> 01:01:34,634 a long time ago. 1329 01:01:34,658 --> 01:01:38,138 So I probably sort of know how you feel, 1330 01:01:38,162 --> 01:01:40,707 just in a different way. 1331 01:01:40,731 --> 01:01:45,211 You also sound familiar, maybe we already know each other. 1332 01:01:45,235 --> 01:01:47,480 Wouldn't that be funny? 1333 01:01:47,504 --> 01:01:50,150 I think Cupid's Proxy's advise to keep trying 1334 01:01:50,174 --> 01:01:51,985 was right on. 1335 01:01:52,009 --> 01:01:54,378 Sincerely, Jingle Lady. 1336 01:01:56,246 --> 01:01:59,549 (soft orchestra music) 1337 01:02:10,861 --> 01:02:14,741 - I don't think my proxy speak is coming along too well. 1338 01:02:14,765 --> 01:02:17,301 It still doesn't feel natural. 1339 01:02:18,202 --> 01:02:20,546 - You just need more practice. 1340 01:02:20,570 --> 01:02:24,684 Here, pretend you're a lady that needs some advice. 1341 01:02:24,708 --> 01:02:25,708 - Okay. 1342 01:02:27,211 --> 01:02:29,689 Dear Cupid's Proxy, I would like my boyfriend 1343 01:02:29,713 --> 01:02:32,926 to buy me an obnoxiously large engagement ring 1344 01:02:32,950 --> 01:02:34,027 but he said he can't afford it. 1345 01:02:34,051 --> 01:02:35,395 Am I being unreasonable? 1346 01:02:35,419 --> 01:02:37,121 Sincerely, Ringless. 1347 01:02:40,557 --> 01:02:43,593 - Dear Ringless, hashtag whoa, Nellie. 1348 01:02:45,062 --> 01:02:48,041 The last thing you wanna do is make your B backslash F, 1349 01:02:48,065 --> 01:02:51,544 that means boyfriend, feel you like he can't do you a solid. 1350 01:02:51,568 --> 01:02:53,413 Do something really nice. 1351 01:02:53,437 --> 01:02:56,716 Because he doesn't have the paper, money. 1352 01:02:56,740 --> 01:02:59,585 Give him some props, proper consideration, 1353 01:02:59,609 --> 01:03:04,557 for having a good job and put yourself in his shoes. 1354 01:03:04,581 --> 01:03:06,392 Kicks, for short. 1355 01:03:06,416 --> 01:03:09,429 And DTRT, do the right thing. 1356 01:03:09,453 --> 01:03:12,065 C4N, see you for now. 1357 01:03:12,089 --> 01:03:13,566 Cupid's Proxy. 1358 01:03:13,590 --> 01:03:18,495 - Oh my gosh, you're Cupid's Proxy. 1359 01:03:24,268 --> 01:03:27,247 - Look, Natalie, this has to be CIA, FBI, 1360 01:03:27,271 --> 01:03:31,084 Homeland Security, totally top secret. 1361 01:03:31,108 --> 01:03:34,287 - I promise I won't tell a soul. 1362 01:03:34,311 --> 01:03:36,489 This is just so exciting! 1363 01:03:36,513 --> 01:03:39,459 I cannot believe that I'm actually meeting Cupid's Proxy! 1364 01:03:39,483 --> 01:03:43,763 - [Olive] I think that you have had enough sugar, baby girl. 1365 01:03:43,787 --> 01:03:45,265 - I give you my word of honor, Justin, 1366 01:03:45,289 --> 01:03:47,300 I will not tell another living being. 1367 01:03:47,324 --> 01:03:48,768 My lips are sealed shut with super glue. 1368 01:03:48,792 --> 01:03:50,503 They could even drag me down into a swamp 1369 01:03:50,527 --> 01:03:51,671 full of giant crocodiles and slimy water 1370 01:03:51,695 --> 01:03:54,274 before I say anything! - Super glue! 1371 01:03:54,298 --> 01:03:55,475 - Remember. 1372 01:03:55,499 --> 01:03:57,034 - [Natalie] Right. 1373 01:03:59,970 --> 01:04:03,173 (soft orchestra music) 1374 01:04:09,846 --> 01:04:12,292 - So, what else do you like to do? 1375 01:04:12,316 --> 01:04:13,459 Besides music. 1376 01:04:13,483 --> 01:04:14,794 You like to hike? 1377 01:04:14,818 --> 01:04:16,520 - Ah, I like hiking. 1378 01:04:17,821 --> 01:04:21,167 In the fall when the air gets a little crisp and cool. 1379 01:04:21,191 --> 01:04:22,802 - Do you know how to build a good fire? 1380 01:04:22,826 --> 01:04:25,471 Camp fire I mean, or the kind you'd use 1381 01:04:25,495 --> 01:04:27,974 to send smoke signals for example? 1382 01:04:27,998 --> 01:04:30,977 - Well, this goes without saying, I was an Eagle Scout. 1383 01:04:31,001 --> 01:04:32,312 - Do you like corny jokes? 1384 01:04:32,336 --> 01:04:34,514 Really bad corny jokes. 1385 01:04:34,538 --> 01:04:36,149 - I love any attempt at humor. 1386 01:04:36,173 --> 01:04:37,483 What is with the interview? 1387 01:04:37,507 --> 01:04:40,020 I'm really not that interesting. 1388 01:04:40,044 --> 01:04:42,322 - I think people that say they're not that interesting 1389 01:04:42,346 --> 01:04:44,657 really are interesting. 1390 01:04:44,681 --> 01:04:46,159 They just don't like to admit it 1391 01:04:46,183 --> 01:04:49,495 because they're shy or modest or-- 1392 01:04:49,519 --> 01:04:52,999 - Yeah, am I being charged for the session, Dr. Murphy? 1393 01:04:53,023 --> 01:04:55,725 - Oh well, hey look at the time. 1394 01:04:56,927 --> 01:04:59,964 Don't wanna be late, see ya, Stewart. 1395 01:05:02,699 --> 01:05:05,569 - Yeah, what is up with him today? 1396 01:05:08,038 --> 01:05:11,517 I think he was just kicking my tires. 1397 01:05:11,541 --> 01:05:13,353 He was kicking my tires. 1398 01:05:13,377 --> 01:05:16,356 (soft upbeat music) 1399 01:05:16,380 --> 01:05:17,357 - Olive. 1400 01:05:17,381 --> 01:05:19,859 - Hey honey, in the kitchen! 1401 01:05:19,883 --> 01:05:22,528 - "I think Cupid's Proxy's advice to keep trying 1402 01:05:22,552 --> 01:05:23,696 was right on. 1403 01:05:23,720 --> 01:05:25,655 Sincerely, Jingle Lady." 1404 01:05:27,057 --> 01:05:30,870 Wow, maybe these two actually do know each other. 1405 01:05:30,894 --> 01:05:32,205 - Well, you never know. 1406 01:05:32,229 --> 01:05:34,207 But we better be careful with this one. 1407 01:05:34,231 --> 01:05:36,909 People get kind of creepy sometimes, you know what I mean? 1408 01:05:36,933 --> 01:05:40,080 But this letter, it did come from our zip code. 1409 01:05:40,104 --> 01:05:43,616 Which makes you wonder, that other letter came online 1410 01:05:43,640 --> 01:05:47,787 so this guy Tex he could be from anywhere in this country. 1411 01:05:47,811 --> 01:05:49,789 - You gotta send it in. 1412 01:05:49,813 --> 01:05:53,793 I mean, what if Tex saw it and then he responded. 1413 01:05:53,817 --> 01:05:56,429 Maybe these two could actually meet. 1414 01:05:56,453 --> 01:05:58,731 What a great story that would be. 1415 01:05:58,755 --> 01:06:01,134 And then if the liked each other 1416 01:06:01,158 --> 01:06:02,735 who knows what else could happen? 1417 01:06:02,759 --> 01:06:04,770 - Well, slow down, Romeo. 1418 01:06:04,794 --> 01:06:07,107 You're getting a little too wrapped up in this one but 1419 01:06:07,131 --> 01:06:11,135 we don't really even know who these people are. 1420 01:06:12,002 --> 01:06:14,914 - Promise me you'll send it in. 1421 01:06:14,938 --> 01:06:18,642 I have a really good feeling about this one. 1422 01:06:21,278 --> 01:06:24,481 Please, promise me you'll send it in. 1423 01:06:26,283 --> 01:06:28,128 - Like that, yeah. 1424 01:06:28,152 --> 01:06:28,962 (laughing) 1425 01:06:28,986 --> 01:06:30,163 How's the jingle coming? 1426 01:06:30,187 --> 01:06:32,965 - Oh, we're exchanging ideas over email. 1427 01:06:32,989 --> 01:06:34,767 - Maybe you should go to Clive's on Friday, 1428 01:06:34,791 --> 01:06:36,269 that way you could hear him play 1429 01:06:36,293 --> 01:06:37,837 and you guys could talk face to... 1430 01:06:37,861 --> 01:06:39,772 (toy car crashes) 1431 01:06:39,796 --> 01:06:40,796 ...face. 1432 01:06:41,465 --> 01:06:42,465 - Sorry. 1433 01:06:43,467 --> 01:06:45,611 - I'm sure it'll be fine. 1434 01:06:45,635 --> 01:06:47,280 - Yeah, it looks fine. 1435 01:06:47,304 --> 01:06:48,304 - Kind of. 1436 01:06:49,473 --> 01:06:50,616 - Kind of. 1437 01:06:50,640 --> 01:06:51,640 - Yeah. 1438 01:06:57,514 --> 01:06:59,292 - You read the paper today? 1439 01:06:59,316 --> 01:07:01,017 - Later, Gossip Girl. 1440 01:07:02,486 --> 01:07:05,055 (upbeat music) 1441 01:07:27,877 --> 01:07:30,390 - Mom, I'm going to Natalie's. 1442 01:07:30,414 --> 01:07:33,950 - Okay, Justin who isn't here. 1443 01:07:34,418 --> 01:07:35,561 You know, I can't make decisions 1444 01:07:35,585 --> 01:07:38,588 until my French roast kicks in anyway. 1445 01:07:40,590 --> 01:07:41,834 - That is so cool. 1446 01:07:41,858 --> 01:07:43,002 Maybe you and Olive will be responsible 1447 01:07:43,026 --> 01:07:44,704 for putting two lonely people together. 1448 01:07:44,728 --> 01:07:46,172 Just like real cupids. 1449 01:07:46,196 --> 01:07:47,840 Oh my gosh, then you can have the bow and the arrow. 1450 01:07:47,864 --> 01:07:48,864 - Natalie. 1451 01:07:53,370 --> 01:07:55,239 Can you keep a secret? 1452 01:07:56,706 --> 01:07:59,018 - Okay, I know I talk a lot but that's completely random things 1453 01:07:59,042 --> 01:08:00,553 that no one listens to, 1454 01:08:00,577 --> 01:08:02,688 but when it totally comes to really important stuff 1455 01:08:02,712 --> 01:08:04,590 you can always count on me. 1456 01:08:04,614 --> 01:08:06,526 Oh my gosh, that was the name of the song. 1457 01:08:06,550 --> 01:08:08,761 Oh my God, that has been bothering me for days now! 1458 01:08:08,785 --> 01:08:09,730 Do you remember that? 1459 01:08:09,754 --> 01:08:10,930 That was so bad. 1460 01:08:10,954 --> 01:08:14,434 Oh my gosh. - I'm going to tell you something 1461 01:08:14,458 --> 01:08:20,096 that nobody else on the planet or the universe knows. 1462 01:08:21,965 --> 01:08:24,877 - Oh my gosh, you're not telling me Taylor Swift 1463 01:08:24,901 --> 01:08:26,546 lip syncs to her own songs, are you? 1464 01:08:26,570 --> 01:08:27,780 Because that would just bring my world 1465 01:08:27,804 --> 01:08:29,449 totally crashing down. 1466 01:08:29,473 --> 01:08:30,507 - No. 1467 01:08:31,908 --> 01:08:33,477 I wrote the letter. 1468 01:08:34,578 --> 01:08:35,888 - Yeah, I know you're Cupid's Proxy. 1469 01:08:35,912 --> 01:08:38,558 That secret is, like, just so yesterday. 1470 01:08:38,582 --> 01:08:41,394 - No, I'm also Jingle Lady. 1471 01:08:41,418 --> 01:08:43,229 (laughing) 1472 01:08:43,253 --> 01:08:45,455 - How many people are you? 1473 01:08:46,423 --> 01:08:47,800 - I had to tell it to somebody 1474 01:08:47,824 --> 01:08:51,737 or I was gonna spontaneously combust or something. 1475 01:08:51,761 --> 01:08:54,240 I was hoping he'd see it and think it was her 1476 01:08:54,264 --> 01:08:57,777 and call her or come over or something. 1477 01:08:57,801 --> 01:08:59,669 - Hey, I have an idea. 1478 01:09:01,104 --> 01:09:03,616 Why don't you invite Stewart over without your mom knowing. 1479 01:09:03,640 --> 01:09:05,618 Kinda like a surprise blind date. 1480 01:09:05,642 --> 01:09:07,153 - You don't know my mom. 1481 01:09:07,177 --> 01:09:10,290 She'd probably send me off to a military school 1482 01:09:10,314 --> 01:09:12,258 to train the buttinsky out of me. 1483 01:09:12,282 --> 01:09:13,483 - Buttin-whaty? 1484 01:09:14,351 --> 01:09:15,385 - Never mind. 1485 01:09:16,453 --> 01:09:18,264 Now, that the letter's been printed 1486 01:09:18,288 --> 01:09:22,502 I'm going to put Operation Tulip into play. 1487 01:09:22,526 --> 01:09:24,003 - What's that? 1488 01:09:24,027 --> 01:09:25,771 - Just trust me. 1489 01:09:25,795 --> 01:09:27,106 - Always. 1490 01:09:27,130 --> 01:09:29,609 (upbeat music) 1491 01:09:29,633 --> 01:09:30,943 - [Justin Voiceover] Dear Tex: 1492 01:09:30,967 --> 01:09:33,479 Yo! It's me with some solid advice 1493 01:09:33,503 --> 01:09:35,848 to snag that sweet Jingle Lady. 1494 01:09:35,872 --> 01:09:37,283 One word, bro. 1495 01:09:37,307 --> 01:09:38,484 Tulips. 1496 01:09:38,508 --> 01:09:40,119 Every woman loves them. 1497 01:09:40,143 --> 01:09:44,524 Call me cra-cra but I'll bet her faves are yellow. 1498 01:09:44,548 --> 01:09:46,916 Peace out, CP. 1499 01:09:48,652 --> 01:09:51,797 - Hey, this doesn't mean it's her. 1500 01:09:51,821 --> 01:09:53,866 This could be anybody. 1501 01:09:53,890 --> 01:09:55,759 Could be some nut job. 1502 01:09:57,026 --> 01:09:58,704 All right, who're we kidding? 1503 01:09:58,728 --> 01:10:03,476 Gonna sit here all day and feel like a stalker? 1504 01:10:03,500 --> 01:10:05,177 I'm not a stalker. 1505 01:10:05,201 --> 01:10:08,572 Just, for the record, I'm not a stalker. 1506 01:10:13,510 --> 01:10:14,744 All right. 1507 01:10:15,011 --> 01:10:17,823 You threw out the first shot, she answered the call. 1508 01:10:17,847 --> 01:10:20,693 You poke the bear, you gotta get in the ring. 1509 01:10:20,717 --> 01:10:22,662 Now, let's go. 1510 01:10:22,686 --> 01:10:23,863 Let's go. 1511 01:10:23,887 --> 01:10:25,665 Let's go, we're goin', I'm going. 1512 01:10:25,689 --> 01:10:27,833 I'm going, I'm going. 1513 01:10:27,857 --> 01:10:29,559 All right, let's go. 1514 01:10:31,528 --> 01:10:33,873 (notes on guitar) 1515 01:10:33,897 --> 01:10:36,900 (brakes squeaking) 1516 01:10:38,368 --> 01:10:40,770 (soft music) 1517 01:10:47,444 --> 01:10:50,423 (knocking taps) 1518 01:10:50,447 --> 01:10:52,482 - [Rebecca] Hey Justin, can you get that for me? 1519 01:10:55,251 --> 01:10:57,697 (water spraying) 1520 01:10:57,721 --> 01:11:00,324 - Sorry, Mom, I'm in the shower. 1521 01:11:10,434 --> 01:11:11,244 - Oh. - Hi. 1522 01:11:11,268 --> 01:11:12,745 - Hi, Stewart. 1523 01:11:12,769 --> 01:11:14,780 Oh my gosh, did we have a meeting scheduled for today? 1524 01:11:14,804 --> 01:11:17,182 - No no no no, no, I thought I'd drive by 1525 01:11:17,206 --> 01:11:20,052 and drop off some tulips for you. 1526 01:11:20,076 --> 01:11:21,053 - Oh, 1527 01:11:21,077 --> 01:11:22,077 okay. 1528 01:11:22,912 --> 01:11:23,947 - Oh, sorry. 1529 01:11:26,082 --> 01:11:29,118 (car alarm blaring) 1530 01:11:30,587 --> 01:11:33,490 (car beeping) 1531 01:11:43,833 --> 01:11:44,645 Tulips. 1532 01:11:44,669 --> 01:11:46,111 (laughing) 1533 01:11:46,135 --> 01:11:48,781 - I thought that maybe Justin forgot his music again. 1534 01:11:48,805 --> 01:11:51,641 - No, not this time, Jingle Lady. 1535 01:11:56,480 --> 01:11:58,924 - Sorry, I just, I wasn't expecting any company. 1536 01:11:58,948 --> 01:12:02,428 - Yeah yeah, I totally get that, yeah. 1537 01:12:02,452 --> 01:12:03,763 - Thanks for the flowers, though. 1538 01:12:03,787 --> 01:12:04,964 - Of course. 1539 01:12:04,988 --> 01:12:06,990 Thank you, Jingle Lady. 1540 01:12:09,325 --> 01:12:10,970 - Okay. 1541 01:12:10,994 --> 01:12:12,862 - Jingle Lady, tulips? 1542 01:12:16,466 --> 01:12:18,611 Oh, this is embarrassing. 1543 01:12:18,635 --> 01:12:22,038 I'm sorry Rebecca, I am, I am very sorry. 1544 01:12:32,582 --> 01:12:35,118 (door closes) 1545 01:13:00,309 --> 01:13:01,445 - Jingle Lady! 1546 01:13:12,288 --> 01:13:14,824 Olive, you sneaky little cupid. 1547 01:13:16,926 --> 01:13:18,127 Wait a minute. 1548 01:13:20,764 --> 01:13:23,132 Oh, please, let me be wrong. 1549 01:13:29,506 --> 01:13:30,916 - Wow. 1550 01:13:30,940 --> 01:13:33,118 Do I smell pancakes? 1551 01:13:33,142 --> 01:13:34,587 - Good morning, sweet pea. 1552 01:13:34,611 --> 01:13:36,255 You certainly do. 1553 01:13:36,279 --> 01:13:38,758 I'm making them in the shape of happy faces. 1554 01:13:38,782 --> 01:13:40,460 I'm using chocolate chips for the eyes 1555 01:13:40,484 --> 01:13:43,128 and the little smiley mouths. 1556 01:13:43,152 --> 01:13:45,354 - Oh, what's the occasion? 1557 01:13:47,457 --> 01:13:51,003 - Oh, I just, I had this revelation last night, that's all. 1558 01:13:51,027 --> 01:13:53,305 And I thought that I would spread the joy 1559 01:13:53,329 --> 01:13:56,442 and I invited Olive over for dinner. 1560 01:13:56,466 --> 01:14:00,946 Say, why don't you invite your little friend Natalie too. 1561 01:14:00,970 --> 01:14:05,117 I am making my super famous baked salmon. 1562 01:14:05,141 --> 01:14:08,821 - I didn't know you had a famous baked salmon. 1563 01:14:08,845 --> 01:14:12,291 - Oh, it'll be real famous after tonight. 1564 01:14:12,315 --> 01:14:13,315 Trust me. 1565 01:14:15,985 --> 01:14:18,130 I'd like to propose a toast. 1566 01:14:18,154 --> 01:14:22,358 To good times, good friends, and above all, honesty. 1567 01:14:30,333 --> 01:14:31,701 Well, let's eat. 1568 01:14:34,003 --> 01:14:36,682 - That was the best salmon I ever had. 1569 01:14:36,706 --> 01:14:40,019 - And now I know why you said it'd be famous after tonight. 1570 01:14:40,043 --> 01:14:41,721 - Ah, well nothing gets passed you 1571 01:14:41,745 --> 01:14:44,490 does it, Justin Sean Murphy? 1572 01:14:44,514 --> 01:14:46,659 - Mrs. Murphy, is this salmon farmers or wild? 1573 01:14:46,683 --> 01:14:48,160 'Cause I always heard that wild is way better 1574 01:14:48,184 --> 01:14:49,662 than the farm kind 'cause the fish get, like, 1575 01:14:49,686 --> 01:14:51,864 all overcrowded and get really unsanitary in the fish pen. 1576 01:14:51,888 --> 01:14:53,165 So, I just wanna know because we ate it, 1577 01:14:53,189 --> 01:14:54,333 so I just wanna know. 1578 01:14:54,357 --> 01:14:56,068 - Natalie, my dear sweet child, please zip it. 1579 01:14:56,092 --> 01:14:57,561 - Oh yeah, sorry. 1580 01:14:58,394 --> 01:15:00,673 - So listen up, y'all. 1581 01:15:00,697 --> 01:15:02,675 To top off this glorious evening 1582 01:15:02,699 --> 01:15:05,077 I've come up with a fun new game. 1583 01:15:05,101 --> 01:15:07,079 It's wholesome, exciting 1584 01:15:07,103 --> 01:15:10,683 and promotes good healthy communication skills. 1585 01:15:10,707 --> 01:15:13,352 It's called Truth or Truth. 1586 01:15:13,376 --> 01:15:15,087 Who wants to play? 1587 01:15:15,111 --> 01:15:16,188 - Oh, me me me, I love games. 1588 01:15:16,212 --> 01:15:17,690 Do we have-- - Justin. 1589 01:15:17,714 --> 01:15:18,714 You first. 1590 01:15:19,883 --> 01:15:22,061 - Didn't you make brownies for desert? 1591 01:15:22,085 --> 01:15:24,588 - Truth or Truth? 1592 01:15:25,722 --> 01:15:26,722 - Truth. 1593 01:15:27,957 --> 01:15:30,202 - Excellent choice. 1594 01:15:30,226 --> 01:15:31,995 Who is Cupid's Proxy? 1595 01:15:33,396 --> 01:15:36,041 - Oh, um, Rebecca, honey, I can explain everything. 1596 01:15:36,065 --> 01:15:38,443 - No, Justin. - No, it's not his-- 1597 01:15:38,467 --> 01:15:39,603 It's not his-- 1598 01:15:42,238 --> 01:15:43,272 - I am. 1599 01:15:45,742 --> 01:15:47,920 - It's not his fault. 1600 01:15:47,944 --> 01:15:49,889 I was under the gun with my editor, 1601 01:15:49,913 --> 01:15:52,892 my job was on the line and I got scared. 1602 01:15:52,916 --> 01:15:55,227 He did the first one as a challenge and then 1603 01:15:55,251 --> 01:15:59,455 I published it as Cupid's Proxy without him knowing. 1604 01:16:03,760 --> 01:16:06,972 - And I guess you found out that Tex was his music teacher 1605 01:16:06,996 --> 01:16:08,741 and you took on persona number three? 1606 01:16:08,765 --> 01:16:10,275 - I didn't know who Tex's was. 1607 01:16:10,299 --> 01:16:11,310 - Really, Olive? 1608 01:16:11,334 --> 01:16:12,578 Next you're gonna tell me 1609 01:16:12,602 --> 01:16:13,813 you don't know who Jingle Lady is either. 1610 01:16:13,837 --> 01:16:14,914 - Mom. 1611 01:16:14,938 --> 01:16:18,250 - No no, what she did was wrong. 1612 01:16:18,274 --> 01:16:20,209 - I'm Jingle Lady also. 1613 01:16:25,448 --> 01:16:28,628 I'm the one that figured out Tex was Stewart. 1614 01:16:28,652 --> 01:16:31,797 I wrote the letter and mailed it to Call Me Cupid. 1615 01:16:31,821 --> 01:16:36,025 I begged Olive to print it, she didn't know I wrote it. 1616 01:16:37,460 --> 01:16:41,530 I thought Stewart would see it and think it was you. 1617 01:16:42,866 --> 01:16:46,836 Not really you, but the pretend you and ask you out. 1618 01:16:50,640 --> 01:16:51,817 - [Olive] Oh. 1619 01:16:51,841 --> 01:16:54,286 - I can't believe what I'm hearing. 1620 01:16:54,310 --> 01:16:55,621 - None of this would have happened 1621 01:16:55,645 --> 01:16:57,623 if I hadn't gotten Justin involved. 1622 01:16:57,647 --> 01:16:59,191 Justin, I am so sorry. 1623 01:16:59,215 --> 01:17:01,460 I was selfish and foolish 1624 01:17:01,484 --> 01:17:03,462 and reckless. - I didn't have to do it. 1625 01:17:03,486 --> 01:17:05,021 I was selfish too. 1626 01:17:06,155 --> 01:17:09,759 I did it just because I wanted a new guitar. 1627 01:17:11,661 --> 01:17:12,661 - What? 1628 01:17:13,863 --> 01:17:18,510 - I agreed to pay him for every response as Cupid's Proxy. 1629 01:17:18,534 --> 01:17:20,545 But then there was that horrible TV interview. 1630 01:17:20,569 --> 01:17:22,181 I just felt like I'm so dishonest. 1631 01:17:22,205 --> 01:17:25,517 It was hard for me to live with myself after that. 1632 01:17:25,541 --> 01:17:29,021 Then, I asked Justin to teach me how to speak Proxy 1633 01:17:29,045 --> 01:17:30,355 but I couldn't get the hang of it. 1634 01:17:30,379 --> 01:17:32,758 All those yos and bros and the techless, 1635 01:17:32,782 --> 01:17:34,694 whatever you call it. 1636 01:17:34,718 --> 01:17:36,361 I'm gonna call my editor in the morning 1637 01:17:36,385 --> 01:17:38,030 and set everything straight. 1638 01:17:38,054 --> 01:17:41,701 It's probably time for this old bird to fly the coop anyway. 1639 01:17:41,725 --> 01:17:43,202 Oh, Becca, honey, honey, 1640 01:17:43,226 --> 01:17:45,738 I hope you can find a way to forgive me. 1641 01:17:45,762 --> 01:17:47,272 I love you, I love Justin. 1642 01:17:47,296 --> 01:17:50,042 I would never do anything to intentionally hurt you, 1643 01:17:50,066 --> 01:17:51,667 in a million years. 1644 01:17:53,569 --> 01:17:56,105 You're the only family I have. 1645 01:18:00,309 --> 01:18:02,946 - I'll call you tomorrow, okay? 1646 01:18:11,921 --> 01:18:13,232 - Is it over yet? 1647 01:18:13,256 --> 01:18:14,767 Is he still alive? 1648 01:18:14,791 --> 01:18:16,635 Should I go home now? 1649 01:18:16,659 --> 01:18:17,794 - No, yes and... 1650 01:18:18,962 --> 01:18:19,996 yes. 1651 01:18:29,605 --> 01:18:32,251 - Tomorrow we'll go see Stewart. 1652 01:18:32,275 --> 01:18:36,479 You owe him a very big apology for deceiving him like that. 1653 01:18:44,821 --> 01:18:48,768 - I thought, just maybe, 1654 01:18:48,792 --> 01:18:51,771 just maybe you'd like him 1655 01:18:51,795 --> 01:18:53,662 and you'd wanna go out. 1656 01:18:58,034 --> 01:19:00,503 Never mind, it doesn't matter. 1657 01:19:04,307 --> 01:19:06,075 I'm really sorry, Mom. 1658 01:19:07,643 --> 01:19:08,744 Really sorry. 1659 01:19:13,983 --> 01:19:17,863 I guess I really messed things up, didn't I? 1660 01:19:17,887 --> 01:19:20,465 - Don't worry, kid, your heart was in the right place. 1661 01:19:20,489 --> 01:19:23,803 Besides, this is probably the kick in the pants I needed. 1662 01:19:23,827 --> 01:19:27,172 I need to get back in the saddle again. 1663 01:19:27,196 --> 01:19:31,234 - I'm just really sorry if you were embarrassed. 1664 01:19:32,168 --> 01:19:33,378 - Embarrassed? 1665 01:19:33,402 --> 01:19:35,314 Now, why would I be embarrassed? 1666 01:19:35,338 --> 01:19:37,716 Because I hit on my favorite student's mother, 1667 01:19:37,740 --> 01:19:39,484 I showed up at her front door unannounced 1668 01:19:39,508 --> 01:19:41,653 with tulips in hand, I called her Jingle Lady 1669 01:19:41,677 --> 01:19:43,055 referring to a relationship column 1670 01:19:43,079 --> 01:19:45,557 that I thought she was trying to communicate to me 1671 01:19:45,581 --> 01:19:47,659 but she has no idea what I was talking about, 1672 01:19:47,683 --> 01:19:49,028 now I gotta see her in a few minutes. 1673 01:19:49,052 --> 01:19:50,195 I wonder how that confrontation's gonna go. 1674 01:19:50,219 --> 01:19:52,731 But why would I be embarrassed? 1675 01:19:52,755 --> 01:19:55,058 (laughing) 1676 01:19:56,192 --> 01:19:58,703 Well, I guess Cupid got me with the golden arrow 1677 01:19:58,727 --> 01:20:01,706 and got your mom with the lead one. 1678 01:20:01,730 --> 01:20:03,342 - What do you mean? 1679 01:20:03,366 --> 01:20:04,844 - If you're fortunate enough to get to shot 1680 01:20:04,868 --> 01:20:06,846 with the golden arrow from cupid 1681 01:20:06,870 --> 01:20:09,181 your heart was filled with love and desire. 1682 01:20:09,205 --> 01:20:12,551 But if you get hit with the blunt tipped lead one 1683 01:20:12,575 --> 01:20:14,854 you just have a desire to flee. 1684 01:20:14,878 --> 01:20:19,082 It's a bummer there weren't two golden ones this time. 1685 01:20:23,452 --> 01:20:24,696 - Well, I'm not gonna let you sit there 1686 01:20:24,720 --> 01:20:26,531 with a refreshment of some kind. 1687 01:20:26,555 --> 01:20:28,533 Young lady, what would you like? 1688 01:20:28,557 --> 01:20:31,203 - All righty then, well, I will have a water. 1689 01:20:31,227 --> 01:20:35,540 Straight up, nothing but the hard stuff for this gal. 1690 01:20:35,564 --> 01:20:37,600 - You got it. Coming up. 1691 01:20:43,806 --> 01:20:44,840 You know... 1692 01:20:48,477 --> 01:20:49,512 I... 1693 01:20:52,148 --> 01:20:53,758 I knew your husband. 1694 01:20:53,782 --> 01:20:56,285 He was a good man, brave man. 1695 01:20:58,454 --> 01:21:00,232 - How did you know him? 1696 01:21:00,256 --> 01:21:02,467 - Well, I bought this place after I retired 1697 01:21:02,491 --> 01:21:04,736 from the fire department. 1698 01:21:04,760 --> 01:21:07,964 We all knew who he was, of course, so... 1699 01:21:09,432 --> 01:21:10,967 You know, I believe 1700 01:21:12,768 --> 01:21:16,916 that some people are put on this Earth for a reason 1701 01:21:16,940 --> 01:21:21,010 and I think his reason was much bigger than ours. 1702 01:21:22,278 --> 01:21:23,646 I believe that. 1703 01:21:24,480 --> 01:21:25,590 - Yeah. 1704 01:21:25,614 --> 01:21:26,649 - But, 1705 01:21:27,516 --> 01:21:31,763 he's not here anymore, and you are. 1706 01:21:31,787 --> 01:21:33,822 You and that little man. 1707 01:21:43,699 --> 01:21:44,833 - Okay, buddy. 1708 01:21:45,801 --> 01:21:46,801 All good? 1709 01:21:47,971 --> 01:21:49,614 - All good. 1710 01:21:49,638 --> 01:21:50,638 - Okay. 1711 01:21:55,644 --> 01:21:56,456 - Hey. - Hey. 1712 01:21:56,480 --> 01:21:57,957 - I just wanna. 1713 01:21:57,981 --> 01:21:58,790 - [Stewart] Sorry. 1714 01:21:58,814 --> 01:21:59,814 - No. 1715 01:22:00,816 --> 01:22:05,130 - I'm very sorry. - I guess we'll just put it all-- 1716 01:22:05,154 --> 01:22:07,532 We'll just put it all behind us. 1717 01:22:07,556 --> 01:22:08,556 - Yeah. 1718 01:22:13,562 --> 01:22:16,508 - [Rebecca] Okay, buddy, time to go. 1719 01:22:16,532 --> 01:22:17,566 - Take care. 1720 01:22:34,717 --> 01:22:37,053 - You'd be so proud of him. 1721 01:22:38,187 --> 01:22:41,566 He's protective, kind and strong. 1722 01:22:41,590 --> 01:22:45,170 He sees a need and he tries to fill it. 1723 01:22:45,194 --> 01:22:46,729 Just like his dad. 1724 01:23:05,381 --> 01:23:06,381 - Ow. 1725 01:23:07,283 --> 01:23:10,953 Hey, Mom, where's the Parmesan cheese shaker? 1726 01:23:11,787 --> 01:23:13,198 What are you guys doing here? 1727 01:23:13,222 --> 01:23:14,866 - I'm your movie night date. 1728 01:23:14,890 --> 01:23:16,035 - [Natalie] Me too. 1729 01:23:16,059 --> 01:23:17,436 It's two girls against one boy 1730 01:23:17,460 --> 01:23:19,704 so we'll probably be watching The Princess Diaries, 1731 01:23:19,728 --> 01:23:23,408 Ella Enchanted or binging reruns of iCarly. 1732 01:23:23,432 --> 01:23:25,910 - Or maybe some classics like Gone With the Wind 1733 01:23:25,934 --> 01:23:27,779 or Cleopatra. 1734 01:23:27,803 --> 01:23:29,381 - Where's my mom? 1735 01:23:29,405 --> 01:23:31,716 (footsteps) 1736 01:23:31,740 --> 01:23:34,086 - All right, have fun, you three. 1737 01:23:34,110 --> 01:23:35,887 - Where's the fuzzy slippers? 1738 01:23:35,911 --> 01:23:39,182 - Well, I have something to do tonight. 1739 01:23:48,091 --> 01:23:49,468 Hey. 1740 01:23:49,492 --> 01:23:50,492 - Hey. 1741 01:23:51,760 --> 01:23:53,738 - Heard there was a guy here who could play the guitar 1742 01:23:53,762 --> 01:23:56,908 and string a couple words together. 1743 01:23:56,932 --> 01:23:59,368 - Oh, oh yeah, yeah there is. 1744 01:24:00,603 --> 01:24:02,147 Jackson Smith, he's here Saturday nights 1745 01:24:02,171 --> 01:24:04,116 and the ladies love him. 1746 01:24:04,140 --> 01:24:06,251 - No, I'm talking about you. 1747 01:24:06,275 --> 01:24:07,087 - Oh. 1748 01:24:07,111 --> 01:24:08,320 I'm sorry. 1749 01:24:08,344 --> 01:24:10,089 Now I'm the one misunderstanding. 1750 01:24:10,113 --> 01:24:11,514 Sorry, after you. 1751 01:24:13,149 --> 01:24:14,426 - [Rebecca] Well, I'm not gonna sing. 1752 01:24:14,450 --> 01:24:15,718 - [Stewart] No. 1753 01:24:21,790 --> 01:24:23,435 - Smells great. 1754 01:24:23,459 --> 01:24:25,104 - Oh, wash up. 1755 01:24:25,128 --> 01:24:26,605 We're having company for dinner. 1756 01:24:26,629 --> 01:24:29,998 I'm making my super famous baked salmon. 1757 01:24:33,702 --> 01:24:37,906 Is there anything you need to tell me before they get here? 1758 01:24:40,676 --> 01:24:43,188 Chill, I'm just joking. 1759 01:24:43,212 --> 01:24:44,913 It's parental humor. 1760 01:24:45,881 --> 01:24:46,958 - Not cool. 1761 01:24:46,982 --> 01:24:49,128 - [Rebecca] So cool, so cool. 1762 01:24:49,152 --> 01:24:49,962 (door knocking) 1763 01:24:49,986 --> 01:24:52,020 Oh, can you get that, please? 1764 01:24:57,560 --> 01:24:59,304 - [Justin] Hey. 1765 01:24:59,328 --> 01:25:02,207 - Hello there. I have a gift for you. 1766 01:25:02,231 --> 01:25:03,143 - [Justin] What? 1767 01:25:03,167 --> 01:25:04,376 - Psych. 1768 01:25:04,400 --> 01:25:06,645 Tex, it's a gift meant to be given to somebody 1769 01:25:06,669 --> 01:25:09,881 who'll appreciate him like I did when he was given to me. 1770 01:25:09,905 --> 01:25:10,815 - Are you serious? 1771 01:25:10,839 --> 01:25:11,839 - Yeah. 1772 01:25:13,676 --> 01:25:15,820 - Oh, well, he's also a fly catcher too. 1773 01:25:15,844 --> 01:25:18,890 It's one of his many talents. 1774 01:25:18,914 --> 01:25:20,325 - These are for you. 1775 01:25:20,349 --> 01:25:21,826 - [Rebecca] Well, thank you. 1776 01:25:21,850 --> 01:25:24,587 Dinner's almost ready. Come on in. 1777 01:25:26,021 --> 01:25:28,224 - Hey, what's for dinner? 1778 01:25:30,025 --> 01:25:32,295 - Sure, come on in, Natalie. 1779 01:25:34,730 --> 01:25:38,901 ♪ Is this another chance at love ♪ 1780 01:25:41,069 --> 01:25:45,274 ♪ I learned a lot last time around ♪ 1781 01:25:46,942 --> 01:25:50,813 ♪ Are you an angel from above ♪ 1782 01:25:53,115 --> 01:25:57,320 ♪ This could be heaven that I found ♪ 1783 01:25:59,388 --> 01:26:03,459 ♪ This could be heaven that I found ♪ 1784 01:26:05,228 --> 01:26:08,431 (gentle guitar music)