1 00:00:04,917 --> 00:00:08,628 - What are you doing this weekend ? - Nothing. What're you doing ? 2 00:00:11,381 --> 00:00:14,633 - You, wanna hangout ? - Sure, what do you wanna do ? 3 00:00:14,884 --> 00:00:17,052 - Can I speak to your manager ? - Definitely. 4 00:00:17,136 --> 00:00:19,638 I'm going to place you on a brief hold. 5 00:00:19,721 --> 00:00:21,306 Hold music is playing. 6 00:00:22,307 --> 00:00:24,975 Grandma, you can't say that. 7 00:00:26,101 --> 00:00:29,229 That's racist. That's always been racist. 8 00:00:29,521 --> 00:00:31,898 Hello. This is Roger Relay Services. 9 00:00:31,981 --> 00:00:35,443 You're using a sign language interpreter. Is this Becca ? 10 00:00:36,986 --> 00:00:42,615 Hi Becca, this is Kylie, we met the other night at the party, remember ? 11 00:00:43,282 --> 00:00:45,993 Oh, hi, Kylie, how are you ? 12 00:00:47,786 --> 00:00:53,249 It was really great to meet you. You seem like a really creative person, 13 00:00:53,333 --> 00:00:56,627 someone that would be a great fit for the Plethora community. 14 00:00:56,710 --> 00:00:58,712 I wanted to help get you started. 15 00:00:59,171 --> 00:01:01,840 Thanks, but it's not a good time financially. 16 00:01:01,923 --> 00:01:03,800 I don't want to waste your time. 17 00:01:03,883 --> 00:01:08,470 Just to let you know a little secret, there will never be a 'good time.' 18 00:01:08,929 --> 00:01:12,724 - Do you like your job ? - Not really. 19 00:01:13,516 --> 00:01:17,144 - Do you feel like they pay enough ? - No way. 20 00:01:17,228 --> 00:01:20,105 That's how I felt. I felt the same way. 21 00:01:20,689 --> 00:01:25,234 Do you feel undervalued ? Under-appreciated ? 22 00:01:25,359 --> 00:01:28,278 Watching all the other people succeed around you ? 23 00:01:28,445 --> 00:01:33,491 So tell him that uh I want to rule out Epstein-Barr and Mono 24 00:01:33,575 --> 00:01:36,535 before even saying the words Chronic Fatigue because... 25 00:01:37,703 --> 00:01:41,414 - Just talk to me like I'm here. - Oh right, uh well... 26 00:01:41,957 --> 00:01:45,918 When I first started in this Plethora business I felt the same. 27 00:01:46,002 --> 00:01:50,088 I doubted myself. Can I do this myself ? But you know what ? 28 00:01:50,630 --> 00:01:56,552 I was not alone. Plethora is made up of people who are like minded, 29 00:01:57,011 --> 00:02:00,889 like you and me, and they want to succeed. 30 00:02:01,598 --> 00:02:02,891 Fuckers. 31 00:02:02,974 --> 00:02:07,144 No amount of money in the world is worth our family being separated... 32 00:02:07,228 --> 00:02:10,147 That's from my journal. That's my private property. 33 00:02:10,314 --> 00:02:14,651 Your journal was in my house. It was there, you wanted me to read it. 34 00:02:14,734 --> 00:02:16,194 You can't read my stuff. 35 00:02:17,319 --> 00:02:21,865 Pip, he walked in and saw you making out with Harry. 36 00:02:21,948 --> 00:02:25,326 What the fuck were you thinking ? He's only five ! 37 00:02:25,410 --> 00:02:31,164 You can make extra money. I made 10,000 last month. Plus perks. 38 00:02:31,248 --> 00:02:34,584 - Oh, perks ? - Yes ! 39 00:02:35,710 --> 00:02:39,713 This year I qualified for a car 40 00:02:39,797 --> 00:02:42,757 and a Plethora luxurious vacation... 41 00:02:42,841 --> 00:02:45,510 Wait, hold on, the interpreter has a question. I'm sorry. 42 00:02:45,593 --> 00:02:48,512 Interpreter clarification. Do you mean, back up... 43 00:02:48,596 --> 00:02:51,556 A vacation swimming with dolphins ? 44 00:02:55,602 --> 00:02:58,020 Wow. 45 00:03:01,732 --> 00:03:03,191 Sorry. Interpreter's back. 46 00:03:03,275 --> 00:03:06,944 Yes, it was a luxurious vacation where I was swimming with dolphins. 47 00:03:07,028 --> 00:03:09,947 HIGH MAINTENANCE 48 00:03:11,115 --> 00:03:15,660 Here's what I'll do. I'll send you an overnight sample pack today 49 00:03:15,743 --> 00:03:17,620 and you'll receive it tomorrow ! 50 00:03:17,703 --> 00:03:21,623 And then you can sit with the products overnight 51 00:03:21,790 --> 00:03:25,085 and we'll follow up with the next steps. How does that sounds ? 52 00:03:25,543 --> 00:03:27,128 Maybe next time I see you. 53 00:03:28,379 --> 00:03:33,050 Why don't I just send you a box of one of these products tomorrow ? 54 00:03:33,258 --> 00:03:36,886 - Please, don't send me a box. - Show some sisterly support ! 55 00:03:36,969 --> 00:03:39,972 Jordan, because you're a fucking mess. 56 00:03:55,568 --> 00:03:59,196 I'm so excited to show you ! Okay. You're gonna love this ! 57 00:03:59,280 --> 00:04:01,156 I'm at the edge of my seat, man. 58 00:04:01,240 --> 00:04:05,493 I'm sorry it's taken so long. The paint took a week to dry and... 59 00:04:06,494 --> 00:04:09,789 Fomo. Fomo, look ! It's like looking in a mirror. 60 00:04:11,665 --> 00:04:13,041 Wow, man... 61 00:04:13,417 --> 00:04:17,837 I was worried about the eye, but I think it works. 62 00:04:17,920 --> 00:04:19,672 What do you think ? 63 00:04:24,009 --> 00:04:26,219 What, do you like it ? 64 00:04:26,553 --> 00:04:28,846 Well, that's okay. Cool. 65 00:04:28,930 --> 00:04:30,598 I mean I... 66 00:04:30,806 --> 00:04:34,601 No, it's cool. Cool, cool. Cool ! 67 00:04:35,977 --> 00:04:40,398 It's okay, it's okay, it's okay... Okay, okay. 68 00:04:40,898 --> 00:04:45,652 No, you don't have to like it... or anything. 69 00:04:47,946 --> 00:04:51,407 Alright, I'm gonna write one for antihistamine, twice a day. 70 00:04:51,490 --> 00:04:54,951 I'll write one for a nasal spray, just in case the sneezing continues. 71 00:04:55,035 --> 00:05:00,206 Listen, man- uh thank you for... that, 72 00:05:00,289 --> 00:05:03,834 and... take this. Here. Just take it. 73 00:05:04,418 --> 00:05:08,546 - You don't have to like it. - No, I do, man. 74 00:05:08,630 --> 00:05:12,049 I was experimenting with you know different stylistic... 75 00:05:12,174 --> 00:05:14,801 It doesn't really look like her. 76 00:05:15,635 --> 00:05:20,097 It's the feeling of her. It's, you know, it was... 77 00:05:20,556 --> 00:05:22,308 What's going on ? 78 00:05:37,028 --> 00:05:38,488 Come in ! 79 00:05:41,157 --> 00:05:42,408 Hey ! 80 00:05:42,491 --> 00:05:45,786 Do you want marijuana ? 81 00:05:45,869 --> 00:05:47,454 Want ! Want ! 82 00:05:47,537 --> 00:05:49,914 Want. Okay. Thank you. 83 00:05:49,997 --> 00:05:53,876 No, you just said fuck you. Thank you ! 84 00:05:53,959 --> 00:05:58,046 - Would you like something to eat ? - Do I... I have edibles, yeah. 85 00:05:58,129 --> 00:06:00,923 No, no, do you want something to eat. 86 00:06:01,007 --> 00:06:05,761 Yeah ? I have the perfect thing. This bar. 87 00:06:05,844 --> 00:06:09,556 Plethora has changed my life. You have to tell me what you think. 88 00:06:09,639 --> 00:06:14,560 Yeah. I got your text. Maybe I'll try it later. I'm not hungry right now. 89 00:06:14,643 --> 00:06:17,479 I'll try it and let you know what I think. 90 00:06:17,562 --> 00:06:20,106 Okay, what can I do you for ? 91 00:06:20,189 --> 00:06:24,860 I'm pretty stressed. I'm not sleeping. 92 00:06:24,943 --> 00:06:28,780 I have like, you know, muscle pain here, here... 93 00:06:28,863 --> 00:06:34,285 Well I've got a CBD balm. Everyone's got this, but so do I. 94 00:06:34,368 --> 00:06:39,205 - That's 30, and 60 for the eighth. - Ouch, alright, I'll take both. 95 00:06:39,289 --> 00:06:40,915 Okay. 96 00:06:42,333 --> 00:06:44,877 Having a party ? 97 00:06:44,960 --> 00:06:48,338 Sort of, not really. It's not very crowded yet. 98 00:06:50,506 --> 00:06:55,052 Hold on, maybe that is my first customer. 99 00:06:55,135 --> 00:06:58,346 - Hello ? - UPS. I got a package for you. 100 00:06:58,722 --> 00:07:00,848 Oh, send it up. 101 00:07:03,184 --> 00:07:06,353 What do you think ? It's good, right ? 102 00:07:08,105 --> 00:07:10,315 Chewy... 103 00:07:10,398 --> 00:07:13,859 It's chewy... it's chewy. 104 00:07:25,744 --> 00:07:27,996 - Yeah, I like it. - Yeah, it's cool. It looks good. 105 00:07:28,080 --> 00:07:31,374 As if the nutritional benefits weren't alone good enough, 106 00:07:31,457 --> 00:07:34,168 I mean the perks... the perks ! Yup. 107 00:07:34,251 --> 00:07:38,755 I have my eye on this Mediterranean cruise and I think I'll get it. 108 00:07:38,839 --> 00:07:40,840 Once I hit all the targets... 109 00:07:40,924 --> 00:07:43,926 I'll be going soon. 110 00:07:44,010 --> 00:07:48,305 This is not going to be approved. The icing is a little... 111 00:07:48,388 --> 00:07:51,808 It needs to be over the line. Do you mind doing it again ? 112 00:07:53,267 --> 00:07:57,062 Don't throw it until the end of the shoot. 113 00:07:57,146 --> 00:07:59,439 What is it, someone's first day ? 114 00:07:59,523 --> 00:08:04,944 Hey ! Martha says the CBD Christmas cookies don't look delicious. 115 00:08:05,027 --> 00:08:07,946 And she doesn't want the spatchcock turkey how-to anymore. 116 00:08:08,030 --> 00:08:12,742 She wants to do the perfect leftover turkey sandwich as a 'Good Thing.' 117 00:08:12,825 --> 00:08:17,621 Okay ? Make it nice or make it twice. 118 00:08:17,704 --> 00:08:18,789 Good. Good, good. 119 00:08:18,872 --> 00:08:23,084 Okay, it's getting there, just enough mess, perfectly imperfect ! 120 00:08:23,167 --> 00:08:26,587 - I'd love to get going on this. - I think it needs more mess. 121 00:08:26,670 --> 00:08:28,880 It just needs to look more real ! 122 00:08:28,964 --> 00:08:32,217 - Where's Alexi ? - Where's Alexi ? 123 00:08:34,594 --> 00:08:38,639 Hi. It looks great. 124 00:08:38,722 --> 00:08:42,142 But can we get more drama on the left side of the sandwich ? 125 00:08:42,225 --> 00:08:46,479 - More big crumbs. - Oh, yeah, sure. 126 00:08:50,148 --> 00:08:54,485 Yeah... On the left side there. 127 00:08:54,569 --> 00:08:58,864 And could we swap out that weird crumb for one that's more poetic ? 128 00:09:01,032 --> 00:09:04,452 - No, to the left. - The left, the left. 129 00:09:04,535 --> 00:09:08,705 - The left. Our left. - No, no, not that one. 130 00:09:08,789 --> 00:09:11,708 - The one behind it. - That one ? That big one ? Yup. 131 00:09:11,791 --> 00:09:15,378 That's it. Yeah. That's great. Okay. Bingo. 132 00:09:15,461 --> 00:09:17,296 Maybe it was better with more crumbs. 133 00:09:17,379 --> 00:09:21,258 Excuse me, you know what, now the ice cream's melting, so... 134 00:09:21,716 --> 00:09:25,011 Hey, you know what, I'll eat it. If that's okay with everyone... 135 00:09:25,094 --> 00:09:29,932 Can we nix that napkin right there ? The flowing linen is just... 136 00:09:30,015 --> 00:09:32,642 Yeah, it's a little much. 137 00:09:32,726 --> 00:09:35,311 Let's get a shot off, please ! 138 00:09:36,312 --> 00:09:38,772 Hi, Martha. It's going good, yeah. Real great. 139 00:09:38,856 --> 00:09:42,692 - Turkey sandwich ? - How do the hands look ? 140 00:09:42,776 --> 00:09:47,363 Would you really accept a sandwich from hands that look like that ? 141 00:09:47,446 --> 00:09:50,574 - They're kinda unfriendly. - Yeah, it looks like a claw. 142 00:09:50,657 --> 00:09:53,118 - You should switch them out. - We can do that. 143 00:09:53,201 --> 00:09:56,078 Just need a new set of hands... 144 00:09:57,163 --> 00:09:59,415 - Who's that ? - Oh, Jordan, she's our... 145 00:09:59,498 --> 00:10:02,417 Hey, Jordan ! Yeah, do you like her hands ? 146 00:10:02,500 --> 00:10:04,836 Yeah, her hands are nice. 147 00:10:04,919 --> 00:10:08,547 They look more normal, they're not so thin. 148 00:10:08,631 --> 00:10:12,384 Would you mind jumping in for this photoshoot ? 149 00:10:12,467 --> 00:10:16,512 - Martha loves your hands. - Me ? Oh, wow. Thank you. 150 00:10:16,596 --> 00:10:18,639 What's going on ? 151 00:10:18,722 --> 00:10:24,018 I'm the interpreter so you have to... You could ask him... 152 00:10:24,102 --> 00:10:28,939 - Get some makeup and we'll... - They want to use my hands. 153 00:10:29,023 --> 00:10:31,983 Yes. Yes. Definitely. 154 00:10:32,067 --> 00:10:35,028 Oh my gosh, she's my interpreter. Use her if you want. Sure. 155 00:10:35,111 --> 00:10:38,072 - Hurry, we want this shot done. - It'll be super fast. 156 00:10:38,155 --> 00:10:40,991 - Alright, I'll do it. - Great, her hands are good. 157 00:10:41,074 --> 00:10:44,244 Otherwise I think I would take a few of those crumbs off the plate. 158 00:10:44,327 --> 00:10:46,287 Yeah. Can we get some crumbs off the plate ? 159 00:10:47,955 --> 00:10:51,500 I'm just nervous. I don't want someone to report me. 160 00:10:51,583 --> 00:10:56,087 You have to. It's fucking Martha Stewart. 161 00:10:56,170 --> 00:10:59,423 I'll make sure no one reports you everyone here knows the deal. 162 00:10:59,507 --> 00:11:01,341 It's awkward for me. 163 00:11:01,425 --> 00:11:04,010 They will pay you well, I'm sure. 164 00:11:04,094 --> 00:11:06,012 You have a good point. 165 00:11:06,095 --> 00:11:11,558 This feels so good, you have no idea. Oh my god. 166 00:11:11,642 --> 00:11:14,269 I could sit here all day. Have you heard of Plethora ? 167 00:11:15,895 --> 00:11:18,522 They have such great moisturizers. 168 00:11:18,606 --> 00:11:21,608 - Oh, these are the leftovers. - It's the best part. 169 00:11:21,692 --> 00:11:24,611 We always have a party the next day. 170 00:11:24,694 --> 00:11:27,280 With all your real friends. 171 00:11:28,322 --> 00:11:32,659 Alright, are we ready ? Jordan ? We're ready for you. Great. 172 00:11:32,993 --> 00:11:35,662 You want to look natural when you're folding. You're folding. 173 00:11:35,745 --> 00:11:38,789 - This is my first time. - Relax. 174 00:11:38,873 --> 00:11:41,750 Are you ready ? Take a breath... 175 00:11:41,834 --> 00:11:43,752 - Hold it there. - 3, 2, 1... 176 00:11:44,211 --> 00:11:46,337 Very pretty. 177 00:11:47,797 --> 00:11:50,257 - What do you think ? - Truly delicious. 178 00:11:50,341 --> 00:11:53,343 Now this should have been a cover. Why didn't we shoot these ? 179 00:11:53,427 --> 00:11:56,846 Oh well... We can, yeah. Okay. 180 00:11:56,930 --> 00:12:00,599 - No hard feelings ? - Of course. It's all good. 181 00:12:05,270 --> 00:12:07,730 I hope it helps. Let me know ! 182 00:12:07,814 --> 00:12:09,857 Bye, Jessie. Thank you. 183 00:12:10,232 --> 00:12:11,734 Or Jasmine... 184 00:12:11,817 --> 00:12:14,569 Hi, Martha ! Excuse me, thanks. 185 00:12:14,653 --> 00:12:17,197 - I just wanted to say thank you. - You are... 186 00:12:17,280 --> 00:12:22,701 - Jordan, the interpreter. - Yes, the hands. Thank you very... 187 00:12:22,785 --> 00:12:27,664 No. I really don't want take up any of your time... I know you're busy. 188 00:12:27,747 --> 00:12:32,710 I've recently had a change in my life and it's just... been incredible. 189 00:12:32,793 --> 00:12:35,545 Have you heard of the company Plethora ? 190 00:12:35,629 --> 00:12:38,881 It's this incredible, incredible company. It's changed my life. 191 00:12:38,965 --> 00:12:41,592 It's like they have these beautiful supplements, 192 00:12:41,675 --> 00:12:45,470 Endura skincare and Enthralla... 193 00:12:45,554 --> 00:12:48,264 Just the philosophy and everything. Obviously, you don't need it 194 00:12:48,348 --> 00:12:51,851 'cause you have such... Your skin is just so beautiful. 195 00:12:51,934 --> 00:12:54,603 What do you use ? It's so creamy. 196 00:12:54,686 --> 00:12:58,481 So anyway I just, I know you have a lot going on, on your plate 197 00:12:58,565 --> 00:13:01,442 and you're overqualified to be a sales rep... 198 00:13:01,525 --> 00:13:03,110 Give me your card, I'll... 199 00:13:03,193 --> 00:13:06,655 You're Martha Stewart and everything, but I have these supplements. 200 00:13:06,738 --> 00:13:09,365 - Oh, it's okay. I'm okay. - Are you sure ? 201 00:13:09,449 --> 00:13:11,242 - Good luck ! - Thanks so much. 202 00:13:11,325 --> 00:13:15,412 We can form a partnership even, if you're interested. 203 00:13:15,495 --> 00:13:17,539 Or not, maybe. 204 00:13:28,173 --> 00:13:30,299 What did you just do ? 205 00:13:30,716 --> 00:13:33,927 What ? What ? 206 00:13:51,943 --> 00:13:53,902 ELEVATOR OUT OF SERVICE 207 00:13:55,612 --> 00:13:57,405 Shit... 208 00:14:19,466 --> 00:14:23,636 - Hello ! - Hey ! Birdy ! 209 00:14:24,053 --> 00:14:28,390 - How was your day ? - Glad to be home, I'll say that. 210 00:14:33,894 --> 00:14:36,355 - Hi ! - Hey. 211 00:14:38,064 --> 00:14:41,734 - What's that ? - This ? Oh, it's a pizza cutter. 212 00:14:41,818 --> 00:14:47,114 - We already got one of those. - But this one is way cuter. 213 00:14:47,197 --> 00:14:51,451 And it's sharp. Ours was getting dull. 214 00:14:51,534 --> 00:14:53,536 - Oh, okay. - Alright. 215 00:14:54,245 --> 00:14:56,622 - I need to lie down. - Okay. 216 00:14:56,705 --> 00:15:00,208 Let me help. Take the cane. You don't need your cane ? 217 00:15:00,291 --> 00:15:02,752 No. It's close, thanks. 218 00:15:04,128 --> 00:15:07,214 No, I know, I know, I really liked her too, 219 00:15:07,297 --> 00:15:12,260 but our main objective now is to get him out of office 220 00:15:12,343 --> 00:15:14,178 and every vote counts. 221 00:15:14,261 --> 00:15:17,014 Do you know he still is at 80 percent 222 00:15:17,097 --> 00:15:20,016 approval rating with the republicans ? 223 00:15:20,100 --> 00:15:24,979 It really makes a difference, we have to get everyone to get out and vote. 224 00:15:25,062 --> 00:15:27,231 - And if you need... - Let me help you. 225 00:15:27,439 --> 00:15:32,860 No, I'm okay. Thank you. I'm good, I appreciate it. 226 00:15:32,944 --> 00:15:35,070 - Be careful. - Have your snack. 227 00:15:35,404 --> 00:15:39,199 No, excuse me, sir. Yes. Yes, I'm back. 228 00:15:39,699 --> 00:15:42,493 And listen, to your point, there is no doubt 229 00:15:42,577 --> 00:15:45,037 that our voting system is fragile, 230 00:15:45,121 --> 00:15:48,957 but it's still our best shot on getting someone into office 231 00:15:49,041 --> 00:15:52,377 who will legislate to protect against foreign meddling. 232 00:15:52,543 --> 00:15:57,256 Well, you know Russia is gonna do it again. Well, he said so. 233 00:15:57,339 --> 00:16:00,592 And I don't think you're wrong, it's very scary. 234 00:16:00,675 --> 00:16:05,221 But to not show up to the polls is letting them win without a fight. 235 00:16:05,304 --> 00:16:08,140 - And we've got to fight. - Birdy, let me help you ! 236 00:16:53,595 --> 00:16:57,890 Hey, Birdy ! Got some pretty fancy toothbrush in there. 237 00:16:58,140 --> 00:16:59,891 - Yeah ? - Yeah. 238 00:17:01,184 --> 00:17:04,520 Well, you know, we still have some specialist bills to pay. 239 00:17:04,604 --> 00:17:07,481 Of course I know we still have bills. 240 00:17:07,565 --> 00:17:12,402 So... I'm just saying, fancy toothbrushes... 241 00:17:13,236 --> 00:17:18,032 - I'm saying, I'm not left-handed. - Okay. Alright. 242 00:17:19,908 --> 00:17:24,704 Anymore uh, shit I can step in before I strap in ? 243 00:17:24,787 --> 00:17:27,790 - No. - Okay... okay. 244 00:17:31,668 --> 00:17:35,129 - Good evening, Kali. - Oh, wait, wait, before I forget. 245 00:17:35,505 --> 00:17:40,592 Just one. An invitation. Bella's birthday party, this Saturday. 246 00:17:40,676 --> 00:17:42,844 Super low key, up at our place, 247 00:17:42,928 --> 00:17:44,887 just some friends, and couple people from the building. 248 00:17:44,971 --> 00:17:48,599 We'd love to have you. And Ellen, too, if she's up for it. 249 00:17:48,682 --> 00:17:51,351 - How she doing ? - She's doing really well. 250 00:17:51,435 --> 00:17:55,146 I'm glad. Thank you for keeping us updated, you are such a rock. 251 00:17:55,772 --> 00:18:00,651 Anyway, no pressure. We'd love to have you. Bella especially. 252 00:18:00,734 --> 00:18:03,903 - Can't let my Bella down. - You're so sweet. 253 00:18:04,112 --> 00:18:07,281 - Have a good night ! - Okay, goodnight ! 254 00:18:15,038 --> 00:18:18,833 You know, I could just go to this party alone. 255 00:18:19,500 --> 00:18:22,627 I'm not gonna back out now. 256 00:18:22,711 --> 00:18:25,588 But maybe we could go just for a little while. 257 00:18:25,713 --> 00:18:28,632 Yeah, maybe just an hour or something. 258 00:18:38,766 --> 00:18:42,477 They're cute, right ? Works pretty well. 259 00:19:11,794 --> 00:19:12,836 Dammit. 260 00:19:13,420 --> 00:19:16,381 - You want me to scare you ? - No, I'm okay. 261 00:19:16,464 --> 00:19:19,425 Why don't you get him a spoonful of peanut butter ? 262 00:19:19,508 --> 00:19:23,470 - Do we have any peanut butter ? - I love peanut butter. 263 00:19:23,553 --> 00:19:28,099 - I don't know if it'll work though. - Or you can take a deep breath in. 264 00:19:29,058 --> 00:19:31,602 And hold it until you can't any longer. 265 00:19:31,685 --> 00:19:34,271 And then take in another deep breath after that. 266 00:19:35,855 --> 00:19:38,983 And hold it. And exhale. 267 00:19:40,109 --> 00:19:41,318 I think that work... 268 00:19:42,861 --> 00:19:45,238 - I'm gonna pass out. - Try that. 269 00:19:45,322 --> 00:19:48,324 - These cookies are strong, right ? - What's with the edibles, Birdy ? 270 00:19:48,533 --> 00:19:51,994 - I'm not going to that party sober. - What party ? 271 00:19:52,119 --> 00:19:56,247 A tenant in the building I work is having a birthday for her kid Bella. 272 00:19:56,331 --> 00:19:58,833 - Ugh. Measles City ! - I know. 273 00:19:58,916 --> 00:20:03,879 But she also gave us 500 dollars to the GoFundMe, so... 274 00:20:03,962 --> 00:20:06,840 I don't want to know how much people gave ! 275 00:20:06,923 --> 00:20:08,508 They just care. It's okay. 276 00:20:08,591 --> 00:20:11,719 We'll just go for an hour. No big deal. Alright ? 277 00:20:11,802 --> 00:20:16,723 I'm so sorry, I was totally intending on giving to that. 278 00:20:16,806 --> 00:20:19,934 No. Please. It's totally fine. 279 00:20:20,017 --> 00:20:23,437 - Is it still going ? - No, we met our goals. 280 00:20:23,520 --> 00:20:26,356 - And you're okay ? - I'm doing great. Thank you. 281 00:20:26,606 --> 00:20:30,776 You know what, weed's on me tonight. 282 00:20:30,860 --> 00:20:34,154 - I fund you. - We will pay. 283 00:20:34,529 --> 00:20:36,990 Put your fucking money away. 284 00:20:43,996 --> 00:20:46,581 It's called Cameo. They got everyone, look. 285 00:20:46,665 --> 00:20:51,669 They have um Stormy Daniels, they have Wesley Snipes. Ice T. 286 00:20:51,794 --> 00:20:54,588 I had the Night King from Game of Thrones 287 00:20:54,671 --> 00:20:57,173 give Ellen a get-well message, right ? 288 00:20:57,382 --> 00:20:59,258 She hated it. 289 00:21:00,593 --> 00:21:02,636 Oh shit, is that Snoop Dogg ? 290 00:21:02,720 --> 00:21:06,223 Someone should pay Snoop Dogg to tell people to vote. 291 00:21:08,016 --> 00:21:09,892 - Yeah ! - That's a good idea. 292 00:21:09,976 --> 00:21:11,977 Yo, my favorite Goonies ! 293 00:21:14,771 --> 00:21:17,899 - No, stop it. - No, no, it's really funny. 294 00:21:20,443 --> 00:21:21,611 It wasn't bad. 295 00:21:22,153 --> 00:21:25,197 You can tell me, why can't we go on the roof ? 296 00:21:25,781 --> 00:21:28,450 I'm on the ground. I don't deal with that up top. 297 00:21:28,533 --> 00:21:33,495 - Hey. Hey, blue dog. - Hey, you wanna leave ? 298 00:21:33,829 --> 00:21:37,124 Before you go, let's take a picture with Bella. 299 00:21:37,207 --> 00:21:38,333 Come on ! 300 00:21:42,211 --> 00:21:45,255 - Hey, hey, Bella, Bella ! - Hey, Bella ! 301 00:21:45,339 --> 00:21:47,549 K, smile, baby, smile. 302 00:21:47,632 --> 00:21:48,717 Smile ! 303 00:21:51,094 --> 00:21:54,513 - Are you okay ? - Are you okay, sweetie ? 304 00:21:54,596 --> 00:21:56,139 She's fine. Are you okay ? 305 00:21:56,223 --> 00:22:00,101 Yes. Thank you so much. I'm glad she's okay. 306 00:22:00,518 --> 00:22:02,520 I'm fine. 307 00:22:02,603 --> 00:22:05,147 Just checked on Bella, she's gonna be fine, too. 308 00:22:05,230 --> 00:22:11,027 Let's put some ice. This will help. Just press it to your nose. 309 00:22:11,110 --> 00:22:15,864 - Let me get your glasses. - Oh... thank you. 310 00:22:18,658 --> 00:22:21,327 That's pretty. Where'd you get that bracelet ? 311 00:22:21,411 --> 00:22:24,038 This ? I don't know. I can't remember. 312 00:22:25,205 --> 00:22:29,084 I just ordered one like that online. 313 00:22:29,918 --> 00:22:33,379 Oh my god, it was exactly like this. 314 00:22:33,462 --> 00:22:37,299 I got it at a thrift store, somewhere on Fulton, I think. 315 00:22:37,382 --> 00:22:39,634 It was custom. 316 00:22:43,804 --> 00:22:45,931 That's odd... 317 00:22:47,266 --> 00:22:51,311 Remember I asked you about a package and you said it never came ? 318 00:22:51,394 --> 00:22:54,355 Like, a couple of weeks ago, do you remember that ? 319 00:22:54,438 --> 00:22:56,690 - Yeah... - K. 320 00:22:58,525 --> 00:23:01,361 Did you take my package and give it to her ? 321 00:23:01,444 --> 00:23:04,613 No ! No. No, no, no, no, absolutely not. 322 00:23:04,697 --> 00:23:06,740 That's my bracelet. 323 00:23:06,824 --> 00:23:08,992 I'm sorry, but I don't understand how she... 324 00:23:09,075 --> 00:23:11,161 No, hold onto that ! 325 00:23:11,244 --> 00:23:14,372 - Here. - What ? 326 00:23:14,455 --> 00:23:16,707 - Let's go ! - Birdy ! 327 00:23:17,541 --> 00:23:18,834 I don't understand. 328 00:23:20,627 --> 00:23:24,463 - Couple of steps. Okay. - I got your cane, I got your cane. 329 00:23:24,547 --> 00:23:28,091 What the fuck was that ? Was that her bracelet ? 330 00:23:28,175 --> 00:23:29,217 Yes. 331 00:23:31,344 --> 00:23:34,388 What do you mean, yes ? How'd you get it ? 332 00:23:34,472 --> 00:23:37,474 I took a package from the mailroom. 333 00:23:37,558 --> 00:23:41,352 You stole her package ? And then you wore it here. You wore it here. 334 00:23:41,436 --> 00:23:44,605 - I forgot... - Oh you forgot ? 335 00:23:44,689 --> 00:23:47,441 What do you mean you forgot ? That's my fucking job. 336 00:23:47,524 --> 00:23:51,736 - It's the only one I took from here. - Oh my god ! Oh my god. 337 00:23:51,820 --> 00:23:56,407 All those packages, all that stuff... All that stuff, Ellen ! 338 00:23:56,490 --> 00:23:59,826 - Other buildings. Other stoops... - You're stealing ?! 339 00:23:59,910 --> 00:24:03,371 Amazon has more money than God. They'll just send things again. 340 00:24:03,454 --> 00:24:05,998 What are you talking about ?! 341 00:24:08,125 --> 00:24:10,710 - What are you doing ? - I'm calling a Lyft. 342 00:24:10,794 --> 00:24:14,964 No. I mean what the fuck is going on with you ? 343 00:24:16,465 --> 00:24:19,593 Did you set up a GoFundMe to get laid ? 344 00:24:20,969 --> 00:24:23,096 - Excuse me ? - Nothing. 345 00:24:23,179 --> 00:24:25,723 No, you're fucking right nothing. That's ridiculous, Ellen. 346 00:24:25,806 --> 00:24:28,809 - No. No ! - You know what's ridiculous ? 347 00:24:28,892 --> 00:24:31,895 Having a stroke and cancer on your friends' dime. 348 00:24:31,978 --> 00:24:35,523 I don't know why this is such a big deal. They care about us. 349 00:24:35,606 --> 00:24:37,691 They know we need help. We have bills ! 350 00:24:37,775 --> 00:24:40,736 I've got bills. They're my bills. 351 00:24:40,819 --> 00:24:43,363 - Seriously ? - Seriously. 352 00:24:44,238 --> 00:24:45,823 Fuck you. 353 00:24:45,907 --> 00:24:49,409 Seriously. Fuck you. 354 00:24:49,493 --> 00:24:50,994 Fuck you. 355 00:24:57,124 --> 00:25:00,419 Jesus Christ ! I cannot believe you did this. 356 00:25:01,795 --> 00:25:03,755 Oh, god... 357 00:25:05,131 --> 00:25:07,758 - What is taking him so long ? - Six minutes. 358 00:25:07,842 --> 00:25:11,553 Let's not do this in front of my building. Let's go down ! 359 00:25:11,636 --> 00:25:15,139 - Hurry up ! - There's just so fast I can go. 360 00:25:16,182 --> 00:25:18,184 I can't believe you did this. 361 00:25:18,267 --> 00:25:22,270 Here, take your cane. Take your cane. I'm so fucking furious. 362 00:25:34,364 --> 00:25:39,910 Oh my gosh... It's been so long since you got mad with me. 363 00:25:39,993 --> 00:25:42,746 Oh, it's amazing. 364 00:25:44,080 --> 00:25:47,708 Yeah, it's nice to have you angry with me again. 365 00:25:47,792 --> 00:25:49,877 Do you know that it's been ages ? 366 00:25:49,960 --> 00:25:54,798 Like a regular couple, being mad at each other and having things... 367 00:25:55,673 --> 00:26:01,428 It's like, it's so nice. Finally. Like, hello ! 368 00:26:03,972 --> 00:26:07,308 Stop... Come on ! Come on... 369 00:26:07,391 --> 00:26:11,353 - This is real, now... - Yeah, this is real. This is me. 370 00:26:18,275 --> 00:26:20,027 I'm sorry. 371 00:26:24,406 --> 00:26:25,907 Okay. 372 00:26:27,783 --> 00:26:29,994 What'd you get me for Christmas ? 373 00:26:31,078 --> 00:26:33,872 None of your fucking business. 374 00:26:37,208 --> 00:26:39,835 You're fucking crazy. 375 00:26:59,560 --> 00:27:02,688 HIGH MAINTENANCE 376 00:27:04,064 --> 00:27:08,317 End of episode 7 Series IV