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♪ If God had a name ♪
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♪ What would it be? ♪
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♪ And would you call it
to his face ♪
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♪ If you were faced with him
in all of his glory? ♪
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♪ What would you ask
if you had just one question? ♪
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♪ And, yeah, yeah ♪
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♪ God is great ♪
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♪ And, yeah, yeah ♪
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♪ God is good ♪
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♪ And, yeah, yeah ♪
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♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
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♪ What if God was one of us ♪
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♪ Just a slob like one of us ♪
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♪ Just a stranger on a bus ♪
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♪ Trying to make his way home? ♪
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♪ And, yeah, yeah ♪
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♪ God is great ♪
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♪ And, yeah, yeah ♪
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There you go, Charlie.
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- Sorry...
- It's fine.
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So, where are you
going again, UCLA?
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UC Santa Barbara.
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Is that where Shawn goes?
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No. He goes to Westmont.
It's, like, close.
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- Mm.
- I don't know.
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I just wanna get off
the East Coast.
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I, like, need to be
in California.
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Yeah, totally.
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- It's cashed.
- Mm.
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We should go.
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You can keep it.
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- Really?
- Yeah. I don't need it. I have a ton.
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Hey. Do you want this?
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Uh, nah. Goodwill.
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Uh, what about this one?
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Uh, yeah, keep that one.
She liked it.
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Actually, um, I'm going to
take that one back with me
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if that's cool.
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- Sure.
- Cool.
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- Hey.
- Hmm?
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You wanna smoke this?
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I-I don't think that you
should be doing... Oh, my God.
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It's, like,
not a big deal. Okay?
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I'm still sober, I promise.
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This is the only thing
that I do now. Okay?
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Okay.
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- I'm sorry.
- No, it's fine. I appreciate your concern.
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Oh, my God. Look at this.
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- It's from my God phase.
- Oh, wow.
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You know, it was cool
she let you do that.
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Yeah. She was definitely
exceptionally tolerant of me.
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You don't know
if you could use the money?
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It's just weird.
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I mean...
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Do we have to sell it?
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We could wait a little while.
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Yeah, I mean, we can like,
totally wait...
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if you want, but...
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I'm definitely not
moving back here.
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Charlie:
Did you wanna live here?
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Yeah. Maybe.
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Really?
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That's a super long commute.
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Eva and Family:
♪ Happy birthday to you ♪
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Yay!
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Fuck. I'm going on my break.
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- Uh, do you have a light?
- Oh, sure.
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Thanks.
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I mean, literally,
there's not a single server in here.
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Wait,
wait. Could you do that one more time,
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'cause I didn't have
the camera on,
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and I really want to get that.
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Hang on. Okay.
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Bill just wants
to drink his beer.
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I like that reading.
Oh, wait. Here's one.
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Hello? Hello?
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- Do you see me?
- Hello? Hi, hi, hi.
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Oh! I'm so sorry about that. Hi!
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Uh, I can take care of this
whenever you're ready. No rush.
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Uh, you delivered his
beer with the lid still on,
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so if you could just
pop that off for us,
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that would be great. Oh,
my God. I am so sorry.
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No worries. Thank you.
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Oh, with the lighter.
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Oh!
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- That's clever.
- Yeah.
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Mmm!
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- Thank you.
- Of course.
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Oh, could I get one more
strawberry margarita before we go?
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But we would like to drink
together, though.
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Uh, okay. Uh, right away.
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So sorry, again. No,
thank you. What was your name again?
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- Uh, Dana.
- Dana. Thank you, Dana.
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- Of course.
- Mm-hmm.
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You should have recorded that.
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Oh, come on.
Being a server's hard.
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You've never done it,
and she's cute.
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You could smell
the cigarettes on her.
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She took like a 12-minute break.
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What is this, like Ruby Tuesday?
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- They have excellent bread.
- Mm.
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Sarah Michelle.
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- And I'm keeping this. Thank you very much.
- Uh-uh.
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Here she comes.
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So this, and the margarita,
are on the house.
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Oh!
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So sorry, again.
Hope you have a good night.
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Could you put that in a to-go box? Uh,
of course.
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Thank you so much, Dana.
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Okay, that was nice.
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Dana.
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Date night.
We do it every Friday,
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14 years strong,
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and... it works.
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Now...
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This week, it wasn't a bust.
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We went to see Birdman,
and finally got to see
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Michael Keaton do something
more than Batman.
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Although I did love him
in Mr. Mom.
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- Bill, company! Thank you.
- I'll get it.
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Uh, from there we took a risk
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to a new neighborhood joint,
called Gianara's.
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And, look, I thought
the place was lovely.
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But Bill really,
he thought it was a little, uh,
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spotty in the service area. Hi!
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- Hi, how are you? Hey.
- Dealerista!
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Oh, my God. Look at those shoes.
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Will you please,
please tap those toes for me?
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- Uh... Ignore him.
- Oh.
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- Oh-ho! Peggy Sawyer!
- Thank you.
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What can I get
for you gentlemen?
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You can solve
an argument for us.
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We're in a fight.
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- Can you please... Yes.
- Really?
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We just wanna see
if this tiramisu
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will take a restaurant review
from a "meh" to a "yeah."
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You can say "no."
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Oh, I won't turn down
a tirami-susie.
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- Thoughts?
- So-so.
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- So, so good.
- Ah, see!
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You heard it here first,
YouTube!
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Oh, I don't want
my face on YouTube.
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- No? But...
- Please, no.
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Oh, no?
But you're such a natural.
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No. Look,
you're like a young Elliott Gould.
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What movie?
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The flavors are awesome.
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The sponge, perfect.
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I give it five fingers.
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Oh, five fingers! Heavens!
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Well, thank you!
You heard it here first.
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Until next time,
this is Ted and Bill signing off.
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We'll see you around the campus.
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What campus?
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Well? What do you think?
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Well, I think it's...
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sort of unsettling,
but maybe that's good.
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And he's kind of hot.
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Hmm.
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I wish he didn't use that voice.
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Yeah, I'm not sure that's
one's gonna win the Webby.
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Well, if you would've played
along and tasted the cake,
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it would've been
totally cute. I'm tired.
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Ooh, girl, my ass is dragging...
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It'll be fine. Just
let me find a lighter.
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I just need
to sterilize the pin.
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No,
I can do it. You can't even reach the cyst.
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- Yes, I can.
- You can't reach the cyst.
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Leave it alone. Get back! Well,
just breathe.
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If you don't hold still,
it's gonna hurt worse...
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That's way too much to pay
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for some fucking splash back.
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That's what they cost,
and you're calling it a splash back,
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- and it's called a backsplash.
- Jesus Christ.
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Will you please stop
breathing down my neck
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for one fucking second?
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I'm not anywhere
near your neck...
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They always have the
neatest flower arrangements
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on the table,
candles are lit for you.
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Oh, and always try and sit
in Geoffrey's section.
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He is the most
spectacular server.
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Jesus. I'm sorry,
what did you say, Bill?
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Nothing. I didn't say anything. Yeah,
you ruined a take.
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I heard you. Did I? Oh! Talk
about Geoffrey some more.
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Oh, my God, you're exhausting.
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Take a yoga class or something.
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I mean, meditate,
breathe. Jesus...
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I just want us to
constantly be evolving.
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Evol... Okay. This is
not about us evolving.
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This is about... all about you
wanting to suck Geoffrey's dick.
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You know, I want to suck a
lot of dicks before I die, Bill.
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I don't wanna end up
miserable like my parents.
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I don't think it's crazy
after 18 years...
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So you're miserable? That's...
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Officer:
You put it on your head.
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Nah, kid. That thingamajig.
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It's a head massager. Come here.
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Come on. It ain't like that.
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Go ahead.
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There you go.
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All right. Have a good one.
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You even gotta
pay for a baby to be born.
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Hospital won't let you leave
unless you pay.
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Don't be stupid.
You can pay in installments.
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Or on a credit card,
so you could get points.
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Or you could pay for it
with points.
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You can't pay for a baby
with points.
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Give me that paper clip!
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My brother
was born in a parking lot.
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Yo,
what the fuck! I almost had it.
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Oh! Whoa.
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Three... four... five...
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six... seven...
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Seven seconds.
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One...
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two...
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- three...
- Come on! Y'all are counting too slow!
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Shut up.
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Seven seconds.
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Oh! He pissed himself!
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- He pissed himself.
- Damn.
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Yo, man, it's okay.
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It's okay, it's okay.
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Uh-huh.
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Uh-huh.
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Uh-huh.
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Uh-huh.
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Yeah.
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Uh-huh.
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Ugh!
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Uh, no, no, no.
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No,
you... You go ahead. Go ahead.
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Yeah?
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Stop playing!
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Shit.
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Mama's coming. Hold on.
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- Yo, I'm... I'm sorry about the baby.
- No.
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The sitter, uh,
canceled on me at the last minute.
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- It's good. It's good, it's fine.
- All right.
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She kind of looks like you.
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- You think so?
- Mm-hmm.
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I always figured she
must look like her daddy.
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Hmm. Who's her daddy?
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Donor X2X00752. Yeah.
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I don't know,
but they told me that, uh,
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he got a 1500 on his SATs,
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and that he was a cello prodigy,
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so clearly,
she's gonna be a genius.
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She's gonna be our nation's second
black female president after Oprah.
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So, uh, what about Joey?
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Seen some pictures
on Facebook, yo.
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- He looked kind of...
- Fat. Yeah.
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What happened?
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- Diabetes.
- Diabetes.
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Shit. Ooh! This is good.
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I need all this gossip. You
know I'm a good four years behind
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ever since I had to block
your whole damn fool family.
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You want one of these?
We should toast.
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To what?
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To what? To your mama
said you got a full ride
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- to the University of Chicago, that's what.
- Oh, stop. It's not official,
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so I don't want to jinx it.
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Pre-law, yes?
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- That's the plan.
- Yeah.
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So that's what we'll toast to.
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You representing my black ass
in a court of law, ASAP.
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Wait, no, actually,
I don't... I'm good.
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- You sure? I got a beer in the fridge.
- Yeah. Uh-huh.
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I'm not supposed to, um,
drink 24 hours before, so...
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No. No, you are not. Good girl.
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You're right.
You're right. My bad.
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Let's get the energy
right up in here.
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So, your appointment
is at 10 tomorrow.
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So we should definitely roll out by like,
9:30, at the latest.
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That's bad luck.
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- What's bad luck?
- The, the white ones.
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White lighters? Says who?
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Says everybody.
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Bring it on.
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I ain't scared.
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And you got to eat something.
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My stomach is all like...
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Yeah, that makes sense, too.
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You smoke weed?
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Sometimes.
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Is Mo around?
You want me to talk to her?
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Um, no, I think she's...
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like, getting the baby ready,
or something, so...
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How's her place? Is she...
Drinking?
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- No.
- Okay, well...
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Tell her I said, "Hey,"
and give her a hug.
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Okay.
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Okay. I gotta run to work.
I'm sorry, baby.
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It's okay.
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I'm sorry I'm not there.
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But you know what?
We're doing the right thing.
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Call me when it's done?
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I love you, baby.
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Love you, too.
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Okay, baby girl. Come on.
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All right. Sondra is
gonna be here any minute.
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Would you please let her in
so I can get ready?
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Thank you. I'll be right back.
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Whew!
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I know, sweet love. Mama's
right here. Just a minute.
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Hey. Hey.
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Shh...
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She just went in there.
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Hey.
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Do you wanna cry?
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Get down! I'm sorry,
Hailey. I'm almost done.
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- Down! Down, down, down!
- Down?
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Is that Miss Sondra?
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It's me! I'm coming in!
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- Hey, Miss Sondra!
- Hey!
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I'll be right out! What
you all doing to this baby?
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Look at you. What's wrong?
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That's my cousin Hailey
visiting from back home.
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Hailey, that's Miss Sondra.
She's come to save us.
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- Oh, yeah!
- Thank you so much, Miss Sondra.
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We are fed,
bathed, pooped, peed.
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- She's good to go.
- Okay.
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Lighter... Thank you so much.
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- Say, "Bye, Mommy."
- Bye, baby girl.
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I'm so sorry.
I love you. Be good.
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Shh. Don't cry.
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Say "Bye-bye." Wave bye-bye.
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Bye-bye. Bye-bye.
Hurry back, Mom. Yeah.
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Yeah. Ooh, yeah.
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Sweatshirts, jackets,
hats off. Have your bags open.
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Empty your pockets
onto the table.
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- Any weapons, knives, or mace?
- Nothing like that.
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Okay, go on through.
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Go on through.
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You don't have to, like,
wait with me.
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You can go do something else.
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Girl, please.
We gonna get you checked in.
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And then I was thinking
I'd walk over to Junior's,
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and get us two big old hunks of the
world's most fabulous cheesecake.
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Okay. Do you have
anything in your pockets?
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All right, go on through.
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Thank you, sir.
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She's winking at me.
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Yeah, forever.
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Let's go, baby.
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- Hey, man. You got a light?
- Mm-hmm.
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Shit is tight.
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Thanks, man.
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♪ I feel the whole
world turning on trouble and pain ♪
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♪ Enough to drive
a girl insane ♪
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♪ And there ain't no guarantee ♪
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♪ You and me ain't gonna
wake up... dead ♪
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♪ Did you hear me when I said ♪
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♪ I need my medicine, baby? ♪
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♪ I need my medicine man ♪
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♪ My medicine man! ♪
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Thank you. Thanks.
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♪ If God had a name ♪
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♪ What would it be? ♪
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♪ And would you
call it to his face ♪
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♪ If you were faced with him
in all his glory? ♪
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♪ What would you ask if you had
just one question? ♪
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♪ And, yeah, yeah ♪
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♪ God is great ♪
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♪ And, yeah, yeah ♪
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♪ God is good ♪
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♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
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♪ What if God was one of us ♪
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♪ Just a slob
like one of us... ♪