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All right,
this is it. This is it.
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File in! File in, guys.
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Okay.
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Hunter, Smirnoff and tonic,
slice of lime. Right?
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Uh, yeah, if you got it.
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- And, Jenna, Bacardi and Diet Pepsi?
- Hmm?
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Uh, yeah,
Psychic Friend. How'd you know?
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Come on. I know what
my roommates like to drink.
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You've only lived with us for a month,
Jack.
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I don't even know what my
roommates' last names are.
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Uh,
Luke Thunderfuck. How ya doin'?
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Fine,
till I touched your wet hand.
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- It's not wet. God, Morg.
- You got clam hands, Luke! It's a condition.
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- Nothing for a Thunderfuck to be ashamed of.
- Aw.
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- - Luke.
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- Jaeger. - Thanks, dude.
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Hunter? Cheers.
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- Morgan, Jack and Coke, right?
- Yeah, whatever.
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So, Jack. - So, Jenna.
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You rented a motel room.
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- I did.
- On a Saturday night.
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- Correct.
- And you set up a fucking bar.
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Ooh, and joints!
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Are you trying to get into
all of our pants or something?
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You're already halfway in at this point,
just keep it goin', dude!
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Nah, guys. Like,
um, like you said.
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I've been at the house for
a whole month as of today,
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uh, and I just... I just wanted to,
um...
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Um...
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I used to move around, a lot,
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like a whole lot, and, um...
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I never...
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really felt like I belonged...
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until, uh...
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You know, you don't have to throw
us a whole party just to tell us that.
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Yeah,
just sign up to take out the trash.
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...No, um... No,
I had to do something special.
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So, come on! Everyone, drink up!
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- Cheers!
- All right!
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Why didn't you just
throw a party at the house?
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- - What?!
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I said, why did you rent a room?
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Why not just throw
a party at the house?
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That's why.
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Foam! - Hunter: Foam!
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- - Foam?
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- Babe, you got a problem with foam?
- Yeah!
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Last time I went to a foam party,
it fucking ruined my clothes.
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- Well, then just strip.
- Ha-ha. You wish.
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Every night. Oh! Sorry, Hunter.
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I appreciate the honesty, dude.
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We're gonna
get in trouble for this, Jack.
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- Really? - Yeah!
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So am I.
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You should have told us
how to dress appropriately.
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This crap's gonna leave
residue everywhere.
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Oh, reside. Oh, that sounds bad.
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That sounds really, really bad!
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Honey! What?
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Honey,
I wear this dress to work!
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Oh,
come on. You got a closet full of clothes.
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I got my shit like in a
milk crate on the floor.
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Babe, we saw that dresser by the dumpster
last week, and you said you didn't want it.
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I don't want some
dumpster dresser!
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Hey, guys, shut up,
all right? This is a party, okay?
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It's a fuckin' foam party,
just for us. Okay?
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Thrown by this great,
great big-hearted man right here.
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- I'm not a great man.
- No, you are. Shut up. Shut up.
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You guys, we're not gonna... we're
not gonna fuck it up, are we, by bitching
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about some dress
or some residue...
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- What?
- ...or some dumpster dresser, are we?
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- Are we?!
- I don't know.
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No!
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Hell no, we're not! Move!
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Fuck, yeah, man!
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Fuckin' foam!
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♪ Something's wrong
with the world today ♪
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♪ The girls are plastic ♪
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♪ And the guys
all look the same ♪
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♪ You'll never make
me one of you ♪
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♪ One of you ♪
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♪ 'Cause I got
nothin' left to prove ♪
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♪ And I don't play
by your rules ♪
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♪ Conformity ♪
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♪ You'll never get
the best of me ♪
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♪ You'll never catch
me at a frat party ♪
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♪ Or drinkin' those
Bacardi mixers ♪
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♪ Conformity ♪
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♪ You're never gonna
bring me down ♪
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♪ Down ♪
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♪ I'm much bigger than
this old one-horse town ♪
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♪ You'll never bring me down ♪
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- ♪ Conformity! ♪ -
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Mm! Do another twirl!
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- A twirl.
- Twirl, girl!
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Oh! Ten out of ten!
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Dude.
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Hey?
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- Drunky? - Hmm?
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Weed, weed or weed?
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I'm-I'm a pretty hairy guy.
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Well, Luke,
I try not to think about your body hair.
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But if I am forced to,
I guess I'd have to say...
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there's a lot of it.
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Well, then what's goin' on here?
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Uh, well, that's-that's weird.
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- What's weird?
- Uh, Luke's arm.
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What about Luke's arm?
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What's up?
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Holy fuck!
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- Oh God. -
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Is this happening
to you guys too?
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- I can't tell, I shaved my arms.
- Why?
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I'm a fucking prepube,
so I've never had hair on my arms.
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Oh my God! Guys, look!
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Oh my God.
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- Oh my God, babe!
- What the fuck is happening?!
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Uh...
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Guys! Look!
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Oh! - Morgan: Oh my God!
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Guys,
it's... it's the fuckin' foam!
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Everybody,
get up! Get on something!
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Luke, get on something!
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I'm on it! I'm on it!
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What the fuck kind of foam is this,
Jack?!
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It's foam. It's just
regular party foam.
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It's eating my fucking hair!
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Dude, if this makes me bald,
I swear to God!
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I'm sorry.
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All right, look,
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we just gotta get
this stuff off of us.
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Yeah. Yeah. Good
idea. Everyone strip.
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What? - Jenna: Fuck you, Luke!
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Why are you always trying
to get everybody naked?
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Whoa, Morg. Look at your dress.
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Oh... shit!
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Wait. Luke, we need shut the machine off,
and we'll just wait for it to dissolve.
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I'm not putting my
hand under that.
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Just put it... Just put it in a
comforter or a sheet or something.
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- Jack. Where is the off switch?
- Uh, uh... I-I don't know.
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Okay, dude, fuck the machine!
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We should just make
a run for the door.
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- Yes. - Are you kidding?
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I'm not getting anymore
of this shit on me.
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Oh, we could call somebody.
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Luke,
there's a telephone right there.
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Okay.
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It's dead. It's fuckin' dead.
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Yeah,
because the foam probably ate the cord.
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Just like it's gonna eat
everything else in this fuckin' room
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if we don't shut that thing off!
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She's right, dude.
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Yeah. Sorry, Luke, but...
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Fuck no! I'm not
gonna... Shut up! All right!
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Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!
Fuck! Okay! Just...
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Fuck.
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Are you happy? Are
you fuckin' happy?
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You got me talking and
touching some toxic shit!
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Okay, yeah. It's just because
you were on that bed, man!
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Okay?
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Guys, look. I got an idea.
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Oh fuck, yeah. Yeah, put... Splash,
splash me right here.
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- Um, Luke...
- Splash me too. Splash me.
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See a cord or anything?
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Luke?!
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Luke?
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Luke!
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Oh my God. Did he pass out?
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Well, maybe someone shouldn't
have been force-feeding him Jaeger!
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You mean him
force-feeding himself.
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All right! Fuck this, okay!
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Someone needs to shut the
machine off. I'm gonna do it.
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No, no,
Just... Just wake him up first.
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Yeah, I can splash him.
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Morgan, what is on your face?
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Uh...
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What the fuck is going on, Jack?
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I-I swear to God,
I... I don't know.
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- - Luke?
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Are you okay?
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Buddy?
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Luke!
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Well,
no! Come on! Somebody's gotta help him!
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He probably
just passed out again.
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No, no. I don't think so, Jenna.
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Well,
we can't just leave him down there. Can we?
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Why did he have your face?
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Jack... - Shh!
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- Jesus!
- Sorry. Your face was, uh...
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Hey, asshole,
splash us too. I don't wanna turn into you.
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- I'm not turning anyone into anything.
- Jack...
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- This wasn't my fault. - Jack!
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Is there a window
in the bathroom?
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Oh, 'cause the door's
been closed the whole time.
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I went in to take a piss
when I got the room, but...
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I don't remember.
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Fuck, yeah, Morg!
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Hey, let me in!
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Morgan, hey!
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I think you locked
the door by accident.
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Hey,
it's getting really high out here.
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Guys, what should we do? Guys?!
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Morgan, open the door!
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Morgan!
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Don't leave me out here!
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All right.
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What the fuck! No, no.
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Morgan, I gotta get in there.
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Fuck, it's all over me.
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Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay.
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Is it not working?
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Are you... me?
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No.
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This can't be happening.
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This can't be happening.
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Hey.
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Stop.
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Morgan! Stop it!
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Oh God, Morg!
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I'm so sorry!
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No, please, just stop!
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Hunter?
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Jenna?
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Guys?
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Look.
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I know...
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I must have...
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I must have something
to do with this.
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Obviously because of
what's happening to you.
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But I need you to know...
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I don't know what it is.
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And I would never hurt you.
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Okay? I love you guys.
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Come on. Luke?
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Hunter?
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Jenna?
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Guys?
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Morgan?
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Oh shit!
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Huh?
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Aah, aah.
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Huh? Aah!
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Let me go!
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Never.
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You killed my friends.
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Yes, we did.
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What do you want from me?
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More... friends!
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Huh?
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No!
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The fuck?
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Housekeeping.
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Oh. Uh...
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No, thank you!
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- Checking out today, sir?
- Yeah. We are.
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Okay, I'll come back.
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♪ Conformity ♪
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♪ You'll never get
the best of me ♪
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♪ You'll never catch
me at a foam party ♪
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♪ Or drinkin' those
Bacardi mixers ♪
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♪ Conformity ♪
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♪ You're never gonna
bring me down ♪
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♪ I ain't one of you
straight-A varsity clowns ♪
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♪ You'll never break me down ♪
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♪ Conformity ♪
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♪ All these clones just
do what they're told ♪
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♪ They graduate
to corporate jobs ♪
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♪ And now they're fuckin' old ♪
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♪ But me,
I do things my own way ♪
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♪ My own way ♪
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♪ I'll never do what you do ♪
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♪ Or do what you say ♪
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♪ Conformity ♪
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♪ You'll never get
the best of me ♪
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♪ You'll never break me down ♪
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♪ You'll never bring me down ♪
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♪ Conformity ♪
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My whole life is a total misery.
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Subtitles Diego Moraes(oakislandtk)
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