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Hi, I'm Gene.

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I'm Gene.

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It's me. Gene.

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Yes?

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 Uh, hello?

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Hi. Is it, uh...

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is it you?

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Yes. It's me.

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- Hey. Gene?

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- Hi.

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- Dan?

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- Yeah.

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OK.

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Please. Come in.

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This is nice.

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- Is it OK?

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- Yeah. Sure.

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- OK.

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- Wait. Why do you ask?

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Oh, I don't know,

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I didn't know, you know,

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what you were expecting.

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And-- or used to.

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So, I--

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No, it's really nice.

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I-- I like the flower.

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And the candles.

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And the dining table.

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It's just--

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It's nice.

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It's nothing.

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Yeah, it's all lovely.

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Thanks.

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Thank you...

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for setting all this up.

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Hey, uh,

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it's OK if we're

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a little nervous, right?

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Uh, yeah.

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- Yes.

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- OK, good.

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- Yeah.

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- You seemed really calm.

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Oh, I am so not calm.

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- No, I-- I'm...

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utterly aflutter.

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I don't know why

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I said that. Sorry.

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No, no. I liked it.

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"Utterly aflutter."

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It's poetic.

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- Yeah.

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- And it's true.

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I feel that way too.

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Yeah.

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Maybe we just,

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uh, dive in?

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- I'd like that.

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- OK.

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- Let's see.

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Oh. Here you go.

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Uh...

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18, 19, 20.

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Get you some water.

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What's this one?

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- That is tranexamic acid.

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- What's that?

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Uh, it helps regulate

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the female menstrual cycle.

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And it slows down

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bleeding.

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- So, you know, just in case.

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- That's smart.

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- Right?

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- Yeah.

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Oh. Yes, please.

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OK, good.

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I didn't know

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if you were a drinker,

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and I didn't want you to think

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I'm some kind of boozer

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or-- or something.

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- Hmm.

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- Nice.

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OK.

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Too-too-too.

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Hmm.

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- Thank you.

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- There you go.

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Ah.

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Uh, to, uh,

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the perfect night.

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Perfect night.

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Where we can just--

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Where we can just be

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exactly who we want--

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- Jinx.

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- Jinx.

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Ah! Oh, my God!

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- That's twice--

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- In a row.

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- This is crazy.

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- I know.

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Hmm.

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Every-- Everything OK?

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Yeah, yeah, um...

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I think I might already

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be starting to feel it.

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Really. It said 20 minutes.

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Up to 20 minutes.

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Also maybe considering

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the dosage...

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Right. Right, OK.

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Um, let's get

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everything ready.

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OK.

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Shall we, uh,

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get this out of the way?

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Oh. Yeah.

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- I, Gene--

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- I, Dan--

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Jinx.

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It's like we're

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the same person

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or something.

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I know. There's an air of kismet

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about all of it. I--

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Aw, I just said

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there's an air of kismet.

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Now who's the poet?

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OK.

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I, Dan Bender,

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am of sound mind

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and have previously agreed

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to everything that I will do

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and that will be

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done to me tonight.

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I, Gene Gerkin,

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am also of sound mind,

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and have previously agreed

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to everything that I will do

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and that will be

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done to me tonight.

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Great.

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You OK?

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Mm-hmm.

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Yeah, I think

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just a few more minutes,

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just to make sure everything's

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in the right place.

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You got it. Yeah.

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I can't believe this night

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is finally here.

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- I know, right?

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- After all these months?

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All this correspondence?

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All this not knowing?

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I'm just happy you came.

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I'm happy you came.

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I have to admit,

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for a while I was

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starting to worry

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that this was just gonna

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turn out to be a big... joke.

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- Me too.

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- Really?

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Yeah. Sure. I mean,

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you and I,

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we understand this,

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but I don't think

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a lot of other people would.

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Gene?

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Yeah?

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I think--

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I think I'm ready now.

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OK, Dan. OK.

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- OK. Here, buddy.

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- Thanks.

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- OK.

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- Watch your head.

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- Ahh.

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- There you go.

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You ready, Dan?

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I'm ready.

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OK.

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- Ahh.

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- Did you get it?

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- I got it.

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You hold that.

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There we go.

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Nice. Nice.

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- Mm.

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Ooh.

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It smells... good.

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I know, right? I wa--

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I wasn't expecting that.

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Were you?

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No.

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It smells like...

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nothing I've ever--

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ever smelled before.

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- Right?

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- Yeah, agreed.

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- It's weird.

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- It smells incredible.

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Yeah. It really,

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really does.

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Nice.

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How you doin'?

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How's the bleeding?

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It's under control for now.

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OK, great.

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Let's just get you

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over here.

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Thanks.

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There you go.

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OK.

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- Ahh.

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- Thank you.

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Well, you're welcome.

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No, I mean, thank you...

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for doing for me-- with me--

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what nobody else

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seems to understand.

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Thank you for the same.

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I mean, I'm excited for this.

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And for my turn next.

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It didn't hurt much at all,

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by the way.

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Shall we?

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Before it gets cold?

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 This is the police! Open up!

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- Jesus Christ.

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- What?

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Open up!

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Coming! I'm just getting

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out of the bathroom!

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OK, come on,

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come on, come on.

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Come on.

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OK. Stay in here

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and don't come out

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no matter what.

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- OK.

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No, no, no, no, no.

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Mmm!

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- It's so good!

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- Really?

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- What's that?

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- Nothing! Just a sec!

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What the hell

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is wrong with you?

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- Oh. So good.

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 If you don't open this door,

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I'm gonna be forced

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to break it down.

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Sorry. Coming!

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How can I help you,

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Officer?

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Why did it take you so long

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to open this door?

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I told you.

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I was in the bathroom.

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What's your name?

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- M-My name?

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- Yes, your name.

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- Gene.

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- Gene what?

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Gene Gerkin!

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Is there a Dan Bender

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here with you tonight?

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Uh, I don't know anyone

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by that name.

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Well, who's all this for?

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Um, for me. My friend.

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Uh-huh.

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Let's see here.

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Jill Bender.

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She found some unusual

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and cryptic emails

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on her husband Dan's

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computer last week.

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She did not

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divulge the content,

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but became concerned.

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She followed him here

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and watched him

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walk into this room

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ten minutes ago.

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She called us

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to check it out,

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as she had reason to fear

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his life,

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based on his emails.

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You want to tell me

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where he's at?

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You know, I have to ask,

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isn't this something

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you generally need

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a warrant for?

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I suggest you tell me

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where the gentleman is.

303
00:14:23,917 --> 00:14:25,208
I understand that,

304
00:14:25,292 --> 00:14:28,042
it's just I paid

305
00:14:25,292 --> 00:14:28,042
for this hotel room

306
00:14:28,125 --> 00:14:30,917
and I'm not doing

307
00:14:28,125 --> 00:14:30,917
anything wrong here.

308
00:14:31,000 --> 00:14:33,208
Is he here?

309
00:14:37,042 --> 00:14:39,042
Is he hiding?

310
00:14:39,125 --> 00:14:40,000
Hmm?

311
00:15:07,500 --> 00:15:08,958
Don't!

312
00:15:23,500 --> 00:15:24,875
Why'd you scream?

313
00:15:26,500 --> 00:15:29,875
I don't know.

314
00:15:26,500 --> 00:15:29,875
I mean, you scared me.

315
00:15:30,000 --> 00:15:32,208
Y-You know,

316
00:15:30,000 --> 00:15:32,208
you just come in here

317
00:15:30,000 --> 00:15:32,208
and disrupt my evening--

318
00:15:32,292 --> 00:15:34,542
If you see Dan Bender,

319
00:15:32,292 --> 00:15:34,542
tell him his wife

320
00:15:34,625 --> 00:15:36,875
is looking for him

321
00:15:34,625 --> 00:15:36,875
and to go home.

322
00:15:38,542 --> 00:15:40,250
Uh, excuse me.

323
00:15:40,333 --> 00:15:42,042
What?

324
00:15:42,125 --> 00:15:45,833
I want your name

325
00:15:42,125 --> 00:15:45,833
and badge number, please.

326
00:15:50,583 --> 00:15:52,375
Excuse me?

327
00:15:52,458 --> 00:15:54,583
I mean, your actions

328
00:15:52,458 --> 00:15:54,583
here tonight

329
00:15:54,667 --> 00:15:57,500
are in total violation

330
00:15:54,667 --> 00:15:57,500
of my rights!

331
00:15:57,583 --> 00:16:00,042
And I plan on filing

332
00:15:57,583 --> 00:16:00,042
a report.

333
00:16:06,458 --> 00:16:08,583
You gonna

334
00:16:06,458 --> 00:16:08,583
file a report?

335
00:16:08,667 --> 00:16:09,958
Yeah.

336
00:16:10,042 --> 00:16:12,333
Yeah, I think

337
00:16:10,042 --> 00:16:12,333
I just might.

338
00:16:12,417 --> 00:16:14,167
- Is she gone?

339
00:16:12,417 --> 00:16:14,167
- Ohh.

340
00:16:14,250 --> 00:16:16,667
Both of you get down!

341
00:16:14,250 --> 00:16:16,667
Down on the ground!

342
00:16:16,750 --> 00:16:18,167
Please, just hold on.

343
00:16:16,750 --> 00:16:18,167
I can ex--

344
00:16:18,250 --> 00:16:20,833
Ow! Damn! Gah!

345
00:16:20,917 --> 00:16:23,167
Fuck! Ahh!

346
00:16:23,250 --> 00:16:27,042
- Please! Just let me--

347
00:16:23,250 --> 00:16:27,042
- Shh!

348
00:16:31,500 --> 00:16:33,917
What the fuck?

349
00:16:35,292 --> 00:16:36,167
Don't move!

350
00:16:36,250 --> 00:16:38,833
Don't you fuckin' move!

351
00:16:38,917 --> 00:16:42,250
This is Pankin,

352
00:16:38,917 --> 00:16:42,250
I'm at the motel

353
00:16:38,917 --> 00:16:42,250
near the parkway.

354
00:16:42,333 --> 00:16:44,125
- I need backup.

355
00:16:42,333 --> 00:16:44,125
- Please!

356
00:16:44,208 --> 00:16:45,458
- Let me just explain!

357
00:16:44,208 --> 00:16:45,458
- Stay down.

358
00:16:45,542 --> 00:16:46,833
Stay the fuck down.

359
00:16:46,917 --> 00:16:48,917
I have two males,

360
00:16:49,000 --> 00:16:50,750
two gay males--

361
00:16:50,833 --> 00:16:52,625
No, we're not gay.

362
00:16:50,833 --> 00:16:52,625
I have a wife.

363
00:16:52,708 --> 00:16:54,500
Even if we were,

364
00:16:52,708 --> 00:16:54,500
what does that

365
00:16:52,708 --> 00:16:54,500
have to do with it?

366
00:16:54,583 --> 00:16:57,750
Some crazy fucked-up shit

367
00:16:54,583 --> 00:16:57,750
happening here

368
00:16:57,833 --> 00:17:00,625
like some kind of

369
00:16:57,833 --> 00:17:00,625
 Silence of the Lambs shit.

370
00:17:00,708 --> 00:17:02,875
We're not doing

371
00:17:00,708 --> 00:17:02,875
anything wrong.

372
00:17:02,958 --> 00:17:05,500
What?! You guys

373
00:17:02,958 --> 00:17:05,500
are cuttin' off

374
00:17:02,958 --> 00:17:05,500
each other's dicks

375
00:17:05,583 --> 00:17:08,583
- and fuckin' eating 'em, man.

376
00:17:05,583 --> 00:17:08,583
- So?

377
00:17:12,125 --> 00:17:13,500
Stay down.

378
00:17:13,583 --> 00:17:15,042
It's not illegal.

379
00:17:15,125 --> 00:17:17,042
You're telling me

380
00:17:15,125 --> 00:17:17,042
assault isn't illegal?

381
00:17:17,125 --> 00:17:19,208
- We have a tape.

382
00:17:17,125 --> 00:17:19,208
- That's right.

383
00:17:19,292 --> 00:17:22,542
I have a recording.

384
00:17:19,292 --> 00:17:22,542
Full consent, both sides.

385
00:17:22,625 --> 00:17:24,333
It's not assault.

386
00:17:24,417 --> 00:17:27,875
- Cannibalism, fucker.

387
00:17:24,417 --> 00:17:27,875
- Not a crime. It's not a crime.

388
00:17:30,958 --> 00:17:31,958
Fuck.

389
00:17:34,083 --> 00:17:36,417
- Fuck.

390
00:17:34,083 --> 00:17:36,417
- What happened here?

391
00:17:36,500 --> 00:17:38,917
I think this one

392
00:17:36,500 --> 00:17:38,917
agreed to have

393
00:17:36,500 --> 00:17:38,917
his dick cut off

394
00:17:39,000 --> 00:17:41,125
- so the other one could eat it.

395
00:17:39,000 --> 00:17:41,125
- We split it.

396
00:17:41,208 --> 00:17:43,333
But we agreed

397
00:17:41,208 --> 00:17:43,333
on it beforehand.

398
00:17:43,417 --> 00:17:44,750
It's all planned out.

399
00:17:44,833 --> 00:17:45,958
If I may.

400
00:17:50,083 --> 00:17:52,667
 OK. I, Dan Bender,

401
00:17:52,750 --> 00:17:54,333
am of sound mind

402
00:17:54,417 --> 00:17:56,625
and have previously agreed

403
00:17:54,417 --> 00:17:56,625
to everything that I will do

404
00:17:56,708 --> 00:17:59,042
and that will be

405
00:17:56,708 --> 00:17:59,042
done to me tonight.

406
00:18:04,125 --> 00:18:06,708
- You OK, sir?

407
00:18:04,125 --> 00:18:06,708
- Yeah, man.

408
00:18:06,792 --> 00:18:09,083
You'll need

409
00:18:06,792 --> 00:18:09,083
medical attention

410
00:18:06,792 --> 00:18:09,083
at some point.

411
00:18:09,167 --> 00:18:10,875
Yeah, I got bandages

412
00:18:09,167 --> 00:18:10,875
for now,

413
00:18:10,958 --> 00:18:13,375
so... we prepared.

414
00:18:14,833 --> 00:18:16,792
So what else

415
00:18:14,833 --> 00:18:16,792
happened here tonight?

416
00:18:16,875 --> 00:18:19,250
Uh, she barged in

417
00:18:16,875 --> 00:18:19,250
without a warrant.

418
00:18:19,333 --> 00:18:22,000
'Cause they were doing

419
00:18:19,333 --> 00:18:22,000
some crazy, illegal-ass shit!

420
00:18:22,083 --> 00:18:26,292
It's not illegal!

421
00:18:22,083 --> 00:18:26,292
Jeez, how many times

422
00:18:22,083 --> 00:18:26,292
do we have to tell you?

423
00:18:26,375 --> 00:18:28,250
We didn't have

424
00:18:26,375 --> 00:18:28,250
probable cause.

425
00:18:28,333 --> 00:18:30,708
He cut his dick off.

426
00:18:28,333 --> 00:18:30,708
He cut his dick off.

427
00:18:30,792 --> 00:18:32,167
That's assault.

428
00:18:46,792 --> 00:18:49,625
 It's really not?

429
00:18:49,708 --> 00:18:52,667
It's fucking weird,

430
00:18:49,708 --> 00:18:52,667
but it's not illegal.

431
00:18:52,750 --> 00:18:55,458
And technically,

432
00:18:52,750 --> 00:18:55,458
it's not assault,

433
00:18:52,750 --> 00:18:55,458
with consent.

434
00:18:55,542 --> 00:18:58,417
Which is exactly what

435
00:18:55,542 --> 00:18:58,417
we've been trying to tell her.

436
00:19:01,250 --> 00:19:03,833
Sir, you also OK

437
00:19:01,250 --> 00:19:03,833
with what's happening here?

438
00:19:03,917 --> 00:19:05,958
Up until you guys barged in

439
00:19:06,042 --> 00:19:08,708
and ruined

440
00:19:06,042 --> 00:19:08,708
our lovely evening, sure.

441
00:19:12,292 --> 00:19:16,417
Uh, you'll want to

442
00:19:12,292 --> 00:19:16,417
get that looked at sooner

443
00:19:12,292 --> 00:19:16,417
rather than later.

444
00:19:21,333 --> 00:19:23,250
Sorry for the inconvenience.

445
00:19:38,542 --> 00:19:39,417
Jeez.

446
00:19:56,208 --> 00:19:57,667
Shall we continue?

447
00:19:58,833 --> 00:20:00,375
We shall.

448
00:20:00,458 --> 00:20:02,000
Bottom drawer.

449
00:20:20,417 --> 00:20:22,333
You OK?

450
00:20:22,417 --> 00:20:24,000
Yeah. I got this.

451
00:20:35,542 --> 00:20:37,958
Do you believe

452
00:20:35,542 --> 00:20:37,958
those police officers?

453
00:20:38,042 --> 00:20:39,958
Who the hell

454
00:20:38,042 --> 00:20:39,958
do they think they are?

455
00:20:40,042 --> 00:20:42,542
Ah, they just

456
00:20:40,042 --> 00:20:42,542
don't understand.

457
00:20:42,625 --> 00:20:45,250
These are our basic

458
00:20:42,625 --> 00:20:45,250
human rights, you know?

459
00:20:45,333 --> 00:20:47,667
I know.

460
00:20:45,333 --> 00:20:47,667
What are we gonna do?

461
00:20:47,750 --> 00:20:49,500
It's not fair.

462
00:20:49,583 --> 00:20:52,375
Hey, I don't want them

463
00:20:49,583 --> 00:20:52,375
to ruin our night.

464
00:20:53,667 --> 00:20:55,208
- You're right.

465
00:20:53,667 --> 00:20:55,208
- OK?

466
00:20:55,292 --> 00:20:58,250
I say we forgive

467
00:20:55,292 --> 00:20:58,250
and forget.

468
00:20:58,333 --> 00:21:00,792
That's very sweet

469
00:20:58,333 --> 00:21:00,792
of you, Dan.

470
00:21:00,875 --> 00:21:03,708
I'm inspired.

471
00:21:03,792 --> 00:21:06,917
Think I'm gonna forgive 'em.

472
00:21:22,042 --> 00:21:24,250
Are you ready?

473
00:21:24,333 --> 00:21:27,208
I'm so ready.

474
00:21:29,792 --> 00:21:33,458
What do you think

475
00:21:29,792 --> 00:21:33,458
mine's gonna taste like?

476
00:21:33,542 --> 00:21:35,458
If I had to bet,

477
00:21:35,542 --> 00:21:38,625
I would say... delicious.

478
00:21:38,708 --> 00:21:40,958
Delicious.

479
00:21:41,042 --> 00:21:42,917
Delicious.

480
00:21:43,000 --> 00:21:45,125
I hope you're right.

481
00:22:57,458 --> 00:22:58,833
 I'm losing my mind.

482
00:22:59,875 --> 00:23:01,625
You are not here!

483
00:23:04,500 --> 00:23:05,875
 I'm inside the wall.