1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.LT 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.LT 3 00:00:22,991 --> 00:00:26,059 Okay, we're talking stereotypes... 4 00:00:26,059 --> 00:00:28,328 Um, let's see. We smell bad. 5 00:00:28,328 --> 00:00:29,998 We don't use deodorant. 6 00:00:29,998 --> 00:00:31,833 Man of course I use deodorant. 7 00:00:31,833 --> 00:00:32,867 We don't shower. 8 00:00:32,867 --> 00:00:34,134 We don't brush our teeth. 9 00:00:34,134 --> 00:00:36,336 There are maggots living inside us. 10 00:00:36,336 --> 00:00:39,574 Our skin falls off and wounds don't heal. 11 00:00:39,574 --> 00:00:42,175 We heal, we just heal slowly. 12 00:00:43,811 --> 00:00:45,279 We love heavy metal. 13 00:00:45,279 --> 00:00:47,114 We listen to grunge, heavy metal. 14 00:00:47,114 --> 00:00:48,683 I was a Dead Head back in the day. 15 00:00:48,683 --> 00:00:50,718 Oh, that must be your favorite band. 16 00:00:50,718 --> 00:00:52,152 Hahaha. 17 00:00:52,152 --> 00:00:55,757 Racists, um, worship the devil. 18 00:00:55,757 --> 00:00:57,324 We're born at hell. 19 00:00:57,324 --> 00:00:58,993 When we die, we're going to hell. 20 00:00:58,993 --> 00:01:01,029 We're dragging your babies to hell when we return to it. 21 00:01:01,029 --> 00:01:05,667 We walk around the kid and the parents grab them towards them. 22 00:01:05,667 --> 00:01:07,635 Again, racists. 23 00:01:07,635 --> 00:01:09,202 What's another thing that they always say? 24 00:01:09,202 --> 00:01:11,806 Um, we walk really, really slow. 25 00:01:11,806 --> 00:01:15,242 We run everywhere, or we shamble, or we walk really fast 26 00:01:15,242 --> 00:01:16,978 depending on the show you watch. 27 00:01:16,978 --> 00:01:19,379 Like people don't think we can jog, which is weird. 28 00:01:19,379 --> 00:01:21,983 Come to my game and you will see how fast I am. 29 00:01:21,983 --> 00:01:22,951 Oh yeah. 30 00:01:22,951 --> 00:01:24,217 We only eat red meat. 31 00:01:24,217 --> 00:01:25,319 Uh, extra rare meat. 32 00:01:25,319 --> 00:01:27,154 I like my steak medium well. 33 00:01:27,154 --> 00:01:30,858 I'm a vegetarian for Christ sake. I do not eat brains. 34 00:01:30,858 --> 00:01:32,159 Our brains are mush. 35 00:01:32,159 --> 00:01:34,261 Not a lot of brain activity going on. 36 00:01:34,261 --> 00:01:36,363 That's an acquired taste for some people. 37 00:01:36,363 --> 00:01:37,699 I've still got my heart. 38 00:01:37,699 --> 00:01:38,933 Oh yeah. 39 00:01:38,933 --> 00:01:39,767 Yeah. 40 00:01:39,767 --> 00:01:40,568 We don't tip. 41 00:01:40,568 --> 00:01:41,168 That's good one. 42 00:01:41,168 --> 00:01:41,869 Thanks Carl. 43 00:01:41,869 --> 00:01:43,236 Um... 44 00:01:43,236 --> 00:01:44,171 To kill us you got to shoot us in the head. 45 00:01:44,171 --> 00:01:45,238 Twice. 46 00:01:45,238 --> 00:01:46,841 Double tap, just to be safe. 47 00:01:46,841 --> 00:01:48,141 We have a really bad temper. 48 00:01:48,141 --> 00:01:49,443 Oh yeah, we have a temper problem. 49 00:01:49,443 --> 00:01:51,411 Temper. Oh yeah, the temper. 50 00:01:51,411 --> 00:01:54,749 Everybody gets, but when I do it, it's just, I'm being a zombie. 51 00:01:54,749 --> 00:01:57,217 Yeah, like everyone else you get pissed off. 52 00:01:57,217 --> 00:01:58,720 You know I used to spank my kids. 53 00:01:58,720 --> 00:02:00,287 At any moment we could all just snap. 54 00:02:00,287 --> 00:02:01,956 Can't really do that anymore. 55 00:02:01,956 --> 00:02:03,825 Times have changed, you know. 56 00:02:03,825 --> 00:02:04,559 Sleepers. 57 00:02:04,559 --> 00:02:05,158 Walkers. 58 00:02:05,158 --> 00:02:06,259 Biters. 59 00:02:06,259 --> 00:02:08,696 Night stalkers. 60 00:02:08,696 --> 00:02:09,931 Morgue Mom. 61 00:02:09,931 --> 00:02:12,033 Yeah, somebody called me a morgue mom once. 62 00:02:12,033 --> 00:02:14,334 The "Z" word every day. 63 00:02:14,334 --> 00:02:15,870 They just throw that one out there. 64 00:02:15,870 --> 00:02:18,238 That's what it mostly is, is Zombie. 65 00:02:18,906 --> 00:02:20,307 We're sex fiends. 66 00:02:20,307 --> 00:02:22,076 We are completely impotent. 67 00:02:22,076 --> 00:02:24,779 That one really grates my nerve because I just don't get it. 68 00:02:24,779 --> 00:02:26,446 Necrosapiens can mate. 69 00:02:26,446 --> 00:02:29,249 I've got taste, you know, if I think you're hot, yeah I'm going to 70 00:02:29,249 --> 00:02:31,719 chase you down, but not to eat you. 71 00:02:31,719 --> 00:02:32,654 So. 72 00:02:32,654 --> 00:02:34,656 Well maybe part of you, but 73 00:02:36,958 --> 00:02:39,560 no, I think people have a lot of negative stereotypes and 74 00:02:39,560 --> 00:02:43,998 misunderstandings, you know, about what Necrosapiens are really capable of. 75 00:02:43,998 --> 00:02:46,333 You know, it's just like anything else out in the world, you know, 76 00:02:46,333 --> 00:02:48,536 people just need to be educated. 77 00:02:48,536 --> 00:02:51,506 And then the worst things they say is that, you know, we don't understand 78 00:02:51,506 --> 00:02:53,841 love, we don't understand anything. 79 00:02:53,841 --> 00:02:56,176 They say we don't even have a heartbeat. 80 00:02:58,211 --> 00:03:00,247 You know what they say? 81 00:03:00,247 --> 00:03:07,187 What doesn't kill us only makes us stronger. 82 00:04:59,567 --> 00:05:02,369 Catch that game last night? 83 00:05:03,571 --> 00:05:06,607 You follow soccer? It was crazy. 84 00:05:07,440 --> 00:05:09,911 All tied up, all tied up. 85 00:05:09,911 --> 00:05:11,746 Hey, you look like hell. 86 00:05:11,746 --> 00:05:15,382 Yeah, I was up with the baby all night. 87 00:05:17,218 --> 00:05:21,889 You look like a Zom-Zebra. 88 00:05:21,889 --> 00:05:23,323 Because you go that Zebra tie on. 89 00:05:23,323 --> 00:05:24,424 Black and white. 90 00:05:24,424 --> 00:05:25,259 Yeah. 91 00:05:25,259 --> 00:05:26,426 Zebra stripes. 92 00:05:26,426 --> 00:05:28,428 Stripes that look like a Zebra. 93 00:05:28,428 --> 00:05:30,363 Those are squares. 94 00:05:30,363 --> 00:05:34,268 From where you're standing, maybe, but over here, they're stripes, you know? 95 00:05:34,268 --> 00:05:37,772 Is there a glare? 96 00:05:37,772 --> 00:05:45,079 Looks like stripes to me. 97 00:05:51,319 --> 00:05:53,054 My name's Keith Taylor. 98 00:05:53,054 --> 00:05:56,356 And, um, I've been at Globalware for about two and a half years. 99 00:05:56,356 --> 00:06:00,161 I'm a phone salesman, and I'm a pretty good one, I think. 100 00:06:00,161 --> 00:06:04,198 Uh, I mean, despite my social setbacks. 101 00:06:04,198 --> 00:06:10,705 Uh, I've been a Necrosapien for, uh 13 years now, I think ever since the outbreak 102 00:06:10,705 --> 00:06:15,843 occurred and yeah, it's rough sometimes. 103 00:06:15,843 --> 00:06:17,612 Yeah. 104 00:06:17,612 --> 00:06:19,947 We, uh, we got, uh, Keith a couple years ago from a temp agency out 105 00:06:19,947 --> 00:06:24,352 of Houston and, um, well he's, he has been a real surprise for us. 106 00:06:24,352 --> 00:06:26,687 He's punctual, he's professional. 107 00:06:26,687 --> 00:06:29,857 Um, yeah, sometimes it's his condition could provide 108 00:06:29,857 --> 00:06:32,326 for some awkward situations. 109 00:06:32,326 --> 00:06:35,329 Um, I mean he tried to wipe it away. 110 00:06:35,329 --> 00:06:42,370 That was nice of him, but I mean, how do you address that really? 111 00:06:42,370 --> 00:06:47,407 How do you, how do you ask a guy to not to bleed all over the paperwork? 112 00:06:48,542 --> 00:06:49,277 What am I supposed to do? 113 00:06:49,277 --> 00:06:51,612 Laminate it? 114 00:06:51,612 --> 00:06:54,115 I am really proud of my job here, all right. 115 00:06:54,115 --> 00:06:56,550 And all the work that I've done and how far I've come up. 116 00:06:56,550 --> 00:07:00,221 But I mean, I could definitely be doing a whole lot more around here than 117 00:07:00,221 --> 00:07:03,658 what they're just giving me and just, 118 00:07:08,062 --> 00:07:09,730 Call me crazy. 119 00:07:09,730 --> 00:07:11,666 But I just, I feel like I was hired solely to field some sort of 120 00:07:11,666 --> 00:07:13,968 diversity quota from the higher ups. 121 00:07:15,369 --> 00:07:17,672 I can't believe he said that. 122 00:07:22,610 --> 00:07:26,914 But Todd, our current VP of sales, he's leaving at the end of the quarter. 123 00:07:26,914 --> 00:07:30,418 And rumor going around is that they're going to be promoting from within. 124 00:07:30,418 --> 00:07:32,553 So that's got me working a lot harder. 125 00:07:32,553 --> 00:07:36,456 I've been doing a lot of extra work, putting in extra hours. 126 00:07:36,456 --> 00:07:39,226 I've just got to fake a few more smiles, squeeze a few more 127 00:07:39,226 --> 00:07:41,963 palms and bam, I got the job. 128 00:07:42,596 --> 00:07:43,463 What's up. 129 00:07:44,532 --> 00:07:45,599 You have to be there. 130 00:07:45,599 --> 00:07:46,634 You have to be there. 131 00:07:48,035 --> 00:07:48,869 Yeah. 132 00:07:48,869 --> 00:07:51,172 I mean, I can't complain. 133 00:07:51,172 --> 00:07:56,110 A lot of people have a way worse than I do and I'm doing pretty good for myself. 134 00:07:56,110 --> 00:08:00,648 I mean, right off the top of my head, I think I'm the only Necrosapien that 135 00:08:00,648 --> 00:08:02,817 I can think of who has a dental plan. 136 00:08:02,817 --> 00:08:09,090 I just have to grin and bear it, get through it, and everything will be fine. 137 00:08:16,964 --> 00:08:20,501 Baseball, it's more than just a sport to me. 138 00:08:20,501 --> 00:08:22,670 Like, it's life. 139 00:08:22,670 --> 00:08:28,843 You know, when I put on those cleats, it's just a whole new world. 140 00:08:31,679 --> 00:08:33,080 Nobody really understands it. 141 00:08:36,617 --> 00:08:38,586 Here's the payoff pitch. 142 00:08:38,586 --> 00:08:41,522 And Holland puts it into play with a little blooper into left field. 143 00:08:41,522 --> 00:08:42,590 No Holland wants two. 144 00:08:42,590 --> 00:08:47,995 And Hollands gets two, wow! 145 00:08:47,995 --> 00:08:50,331 Rodriquez, there's no jogging in baseball. 146 00:08:50,331 --> 00:08:51,499 Not while Holland's running. 147 00:08:51,499 --> 00:08:52,867 Check it out. 148 00:08:52,867 --> 00:08:54,235 The dugout Wants a little thriller action. 149 00:08:54,235 --> 00:08:58,773 And he's going to give it to them. 150 00:08:58,773 --> 00:08:59,874 There's no secret about it. 151 00:08:59,874 --> 00:09:03,310 Jeremy's a monster on the field. 152 00:09:03,310 --> 00:09:05,813 Uh, I started coaching here a couple of years after my 153 00:09:05,813 --> 00:09:07,882 shoulder injury, back in '93. 154 00:09:07,882 --> 00:09:11,520 And, uh, I got to tell you, he is the got to be the best player I've had in 155 00:09:11,520 --> 00:09:17,224 that span, leading this conference in stolen bases, which is really surprising, 156 00:09:17,224 --> 00:09:19,093 you know, considering his history. 157 00:09:19,093 --> 00:09:23,264 Not a big power hitter, but a consistent, always 158 00:09:23,264 --> 00:09:24,598 above .280 every season. 159 00:09:24,598 --> 00:09:26,567 And you can depend on that. 160 00:09:27,601 --> 00:09:29,303 Great in the locker room. 161 00:09:29,303 --> 00:09:30,539 Shit. 162 00:09:30,539 --> 00:09:31,506 I don't think I should say it now. 163 00:09:31,506 --> 00:09:33,607 I have to say now. 164 00:09:33,607 --> 00:09:37,311 Well, he's not, he's not that sensitive about the whole Necrosapien thing. 165 00:09:37,311 --> 00:09:40,781 Like last week I slid into the second and got cherry on my elbow. 166 00:09:40,781 --> 00:09:42,551 Hey, Jeremy. 167 00:09:42,551 --> 00:09:45,352 No, no, no, please, please. 168 00:09:47,254 --> 00:09:48,055 Right. 169 00:09:48,055 --> 00:09:48,956 Look, dude. 170 00:09:48,956 --> 00:09:49,723 That's not even close. 171 00:09:49,723 --> 00:09:50,791 All right. 172 00:09:50,791 --> 00:09:51,959 My pastor told me about you. 173 00:09:51,959 --> 00:09:53,727 He said the demon was coming! 174 00:09:53,727 --> 00:09:56,230 So y'all want to fucking Zombie, huh? 175 00:09:56,697 --> 00:09:57,331 Fuck. 176 00:09:58,099 --> 00:09:59,900 Y'all. 177 00:09:59,900 --> 00:10:06,974 I'm definitely not one of those guys that gets offended by the "Z" word. 178 00:10:06,974 --> 00:10:09,578 You know, I know some people that use the zombie car for any 179 00:10:09,578 --> 00:10:12,547 situation and it's annoying, really. 180 00:10:12,547 --> 00:10:16,784 I mean, if you have that attitude, you just make it harder on yourself. 181 00:10:19,653 --> 00:10:26,427 My name is Bridgette, and I'm a proud supporter of Texas state Senator 182 00:10:26,427 --> 00:10:33,467 Dan Basso as he runs against Mitch McDonald for Texas state governor. 183 00:10:33,467 --> 00:10:37,905 Ever since Dan Basso came to my middle school when I was in the seventh grade, 184 00:10:37,905 --> 00:10:39,874 I knew he was a man I can believe in. 185 00:10:39,874 --> 00:10:41,742 He's smart. 186 00:10:41,742 --> 00:10:42,776 Honest. 187 00:10:42,776 --> 00:10:44,145 Charismatic. 188 00:10:44,145 --> 00:10:46,680 And he's the kind of man this state needs. 189 00:10:46,680 --> 00:10:48,949 I'm the kind of man this state needs. 190 00:10:48,949 --> 00:10:52,386 So when I heard they were opening up a volunteer center in Henderson, 191 00:10:52,386 --> 00:10:56,490 I dropped out of law school and moved here, because I knew this was 192 00:10:56,490 --> 00:10:59,026 something I had to be a part of. 193 00:11:01,563 --> 00:11:04,665 Hi, there's a lady here with the new canvassing maps. 194 00:11:05,399 --> 00:11:06,333 Okay. 195 00:11:06,333 --> 00:11:07,234 Excuse me. 196 00:11:07,234 --> 00:11:07,868 I better get that. 197 00:11:14,842 --> 00:11:17,011 I just need 40 hours for my government class. 198 00:11:17,011 --> 00:11:19,847 I could really use the extra credit. 199 00:11:21,682 --> 00:11:23,717 All right. 200 00:11:23,717 --> 00:11:26,787 The first thing a volunteer does when they walk in, is sign in here first, 201 00:11:26,787 --> 00:11:32,359 then I, or someone else, usually me, assigns them to their first task. 202 00:11:32,359 --> 00:11:34,962 We usually start volunteers on the phone. 203 00:11:34,962 --> 00:11:38,933 As you can see at each desk, there's a computer and a landline. 204 00:11:38,933 --> 00:11:43,437 We get the caller information from the phone companies legally, and 205 00:11:43,437 --> 00:11:46,774 then we call each registered voter and from a written script, inform 206 00:11:46,774 --> 00:11:49,310 them about Dan Basso's campaign. 207 00:11:49,310 --> 00:11:50,512 We don't improvise. 208 00:11:50,512 --> 00:11:52,012 Right, Louis? 209 00:11:52,614 --> 00:11:54,315 No. 210 00:11:54,315 --> 00:11:57,851 We tried that once and it didn't really work out in our favor. 211 00:11:58,352 --> 00:11:59,486 Landy. 212 00:11:59,486 --> 00:12:00,721 Why don't you show them how it's done? 213 00:12:00,721 --> 00:12:01,488 Now? 214 00:12:01,488 --> 00:12:02,624 No, next. 215 00:12:02,624 --> 00:12:05,392 Thursday, come on Landy. 216 00:12:05,392 --> 00:12:06,827 Don't be so silly. 217 00:12:12,333 --> 00:12:13,067 Hello. 218 00:12:13,067 --> 00:12:14,368 Hello, is this Mr. 219 00:12:14,368 --> 00:12:15,402 Stoutenburg speaking? 220 00:12:15,936 --> 00:12:16,870 Hello, Mr. 221 00:12:16,870 --> 00:12:18,439 Stoutenburg. 222 00:12:18,439 --> 00:12:20,007 My name is Landy Trapp and I'm a volunteer with Mr. 223 00:12:20,007 --> 00:12:22,677 Basso's office, and as I'm sure you know. 224 00:12:22,677 --> 00:12:26,313 I wouldn't be caught dead voting for some creepy, crawly... 225 00:12:31,819 --> 00:12:36,056 Not every phone calls a walk in the park, keep it up Landy. 226 00:12:36,056 --> 00:12:39,126 And over here we have Mr. 227 00:12:39,126 --> 00:12:40,662 Isaacs. 228 00:12:40,662 --> 00:12:44,365 Hello, this entire operation is running things to his hard work. 229 00:12:45,899 --> 00:12:47,968 I like Bridgette. 230 00:12:47,968 --> 00:12:51,640 She's good at what she does, but one of the things that just grates my nerves is. 231 00:12:51,640 --> 00:12:55,042 When I'm talking to you, I'm talking to you, you should listen to what 232 00:12:55,042 --> 00:12:58,145 I'm saying and not be thinking about what you're going to say next. 233 00:12:58,145 --> 00:13:00,347 I mean, simple mistakes happen that way. 234 00:13:00,347 --> 00:13:05,052 I let her do the shirts for the Isaac students involvement 235 00:13:05,052 --> 00:13:08,922 scholarship committee, and she ordered them without even letting 236 00:13:08,922 --> 00:13:10,525 me see the designs for the shirts. 237 00:13:10,525 --> 00:13:13,494 So you can see how that wouldn't have turned out right. 238 00:13:14,395 --> 00:13:15,863 I mean, fuck. 239 00:13:15,863 --> 00:13:17,464 It's not like I'm crazy or anything. 240 00:13:18,799 --> 00:13:20,367 If we change them now. 241 00:13:20,367 --> 00:13:24,405 We're letting the terrorists win. 242 00:13:24,405 --> 00:13:29,810 You know, she means well and everything, but problem is, you know, nobody wants to 243 00:13:29,810 --> 00:13:33,881 hear what a young Democrat activist has got to say, at least around these parts. 244 00:13:40,854 --> 00:13:41,822 East Texas... 245 00:13:41,822 --> 00:13:44,158 God's country, really. 246 00:13:44,158 --> 00:13:48,829 Where the Bible belt begins and where your troubles end. 247 00:13:48,829 --> 00:13:54,168 Let's see, there's Jacksonville, Henderson, Carthage where Bernie. 248 00:13:54,168 --> 00:13:59,139 Tiede's from, Longview, Kilgore. 249 00:13:59,139 --> 00:14:05,446 There's about a hundred of us lucky enough to be in the heart of the pine. 250 00:14:09,283 --> 00:14:11,318 To actually be an East Texas city. 251 00:14:11,318 --> 00:14:16,691 You don't have no six lane highways or high fivin' or any of that shit. 252 00:14:16,691 --> 00:14:20,194 And you gotta have a jalapeño tree. And I mean, that's a must have. 253 00:14:20,194 --> 00:14:25,600 East Texans don't have a lot of arrogance, but they do tend to be set in their ways. 254 00:14:25,600 --> 00:14:29,704 Which makes it kind of tough if you're a Necrosapien, they're 255 00:14:29,704 --> 00:14:34,108 somewhat narrow-minded people here, Not me and Pizza Pete's. 256 00:14:34,108 --> 00:14:39,848 We support and welcome the Necrosapien community as we'd do everybody else. 257 00:14:39,848 --> 00:14:41,148 They don't tip. 258 00:14:42,015 --> 00:14:43,417 Yeah, they do. 259 00:14:45,520 --> 00:14:46,420 Not to me. 260 00:14:46,420 --> 00:14:48,389 You want to tip? 261 00:14:48,389 --> 00:14:52,159 Get back there and get to making them damn pizzas if you value your damn job. Shit. 262 00:14:52,159 --> 00:14:55,129 Pizza Pete's was first one to have flavored crust. 263 00:14:55,129 --> 00:14:57,665 We inspired a generation of copy-cats. 264 00:14:57,665 --> 00:15:01,068 Look, I need some refund or something, right. 265 00:15:01,068 --> 00:15:02,604 We don't do refunds. 266 00:15:02,604 --> 00:15:04,071 You better do refunds! 267 00:15:04,606 --> 00:15:05,607 Dick! 268 00:15:05,607 --> 00:15:06,541 Know what that is? 269 00:15:06,541 --> 00:15:07,809 It's barbecue. 270 00:15:07,809 --> 00:15:09,343 I ordered buffalo. 271 00:15:09,343 --> 00:15:10,077 All right. 272 00:15:10,077 --> 00:15:11,513 Buffalo punk! 273 00:15:12,413 --> 00:15:14,649 Word of mouth! 274 00:15:14,649 --> 00:15:18,285 Pizza Pete's has been proudly serving the Necrosapien community since 275 00:15:18,285 --> 00:15:21,288 the first one walked in in 2004. 276 00:15:25,727 --> 00:15:27,961 Start from the beginning. 277 00:15:27,961 --> 00:15:32,366 It all happened when Dallas restaurant tycoon, Rooster Johnson, 278 00:15:32,366 --> 00:15:35,703 took a business trip to Tokyo to test the results of breeding. 279 00:15:35,703 --> 00:15:38,972 Blowfish as a means of consumption. 280 00:15:38,972 --> 00:15:42,877 The Fugu Blowfish had been a popular dish in Japan for centuries, 281 00:15:42,877 --> 00:15:47,080 but if not prepared correctly, it can be extremely toxic. 282 00:15:47,080 --> 00:15:52,554 Japanese chef Hiraku Hamasaki had bred the Fugo Blowfish with 283 00:15:52,554 --> 00:15:56,624 the White Spotted Puffer as a means to eliminate the toxicity. 284 00:15:56,624 --> 00:16:02,463 Now, the success of this experiment would result in a million dollar industry. 285 00:16:02,463 --> 00:16:07,067 Rooster Johnson wanted to be at the helm of it in America. 286 00:16:07,067 --> 00:16:12,072 He consumed the crossbreed and experienced no immediate side effects 287 00:16:12,072 --> 00:16:16,176 and had the new product shipped several of his restaurants in Dallas 288 00:16:16,176 --> 00:16:19,112 and Houston without further testing. 289 00:16:19,112 --> 00:16:24,985 He wanted to beat the competition, which meant sneaking the dish around the FDA. 290 00:16:27,120 --> 00:16:31,960 It wasn't until a month later that he started noticing side effects, 291 00:16:31,960 --> 00:16:37,932 increased heart rate, raised body temperature and reduced brain activity. 292 00:16:37,932 --> 00:16:42,302 It soon became everything that George Romero movies had warned us about. 293 00:16:42,302 --> 00:16:44,873 And by the time doctors had figured it out. 294 00:16:44,873 --> 00:16:51,278 The cross breed of Blowfish had been served illegally to over 20,000 295 00:16:52,714 --> 00:16:55,517 customers between Texas and Louisiana. 296 00:16:55,517 --> 00:17:00,187 About half of the victims were able to come forward before their body had been 297 00:17:00,187 --> 00:17:03,123 completely taken over by the Fugu Plague. 298 00:17:03,123 --> 00:17:06,360 But that still left over 10,000 people. 299 00:17:06,360 --> 00:17:10,497 Well, zombies, at the time, running around. 300 00:17:13,166 --> 00:17:14,368 And they were violent. 301 00:17:34,121 --> 00:17:39,694 The only way to limit this duration, is to apply decisive force. 302 00:17:39,694 --> 00:17:41,930 The national guard was called the in. 303 00:17:41,930 --> 00:17:46,000 And they were able to keep the epidemic from spreading out of the South. 304 00:17:46,000 --> 00:17:50,404 All zombies that were captured without fatality were sent to an extension of the 305 00:17:50,404 --> 00:17:52,840 maximum security prison in Huntsville. 306 00:17:52,840 --> 00:17:57,244 When it was all said and done the epidemic had resulted in approximately 307 00:17:57,244 --> 00:18:03,518 55,000 deaths and 40,000 live cases of Fugu Plague all under the roof of. 308 00:18:06,788 --> 00:18:09,824 Huntsville's Fugu research center. 309 00:18:09,824 --> 00:18:13,093 There were talks about burning the facility to the ground until a 310 00:18:13,093 --> 00:18:17,732 young doctor out of Venezuela came forward with an experiment that could 311 00:18:17,732 --> 00:18:21,368 reverse the effect on the victims. 312 00:18:21,368 --> 00:18:26,440 My idea was that by taking a strand of their newly weaved DNA and repairing it 313 00:18:26,440 --> 00:18:30,912 with that of a non-infectious counterpart, we could successfully, create a heavy 314 00:18:30,912 --> 00:18:36,618 chain antibody that could combat the virus and eliminate the side effects. 315 00:18:36,618 --> 00:18:40,588 After a long series of trial and error, we were able to eliminate 316 00:18:40,588 --> 00:18:43,958 side effects in 90% of Fugu cases. 317 00:18:43,958 --> 00:18:48,596 So the lab opened up a rehabilitation extension of the research center. 318 00:18:48,596 --> 00:18:50,965 And with consistent doses of the therapy. 319 00:18:50,965 --> 00:18:57,404 The first Necrosapien was released in 2003, from a medical standpoint they 320 00:18:57,404 --> 00:18:59,507 were fully functioning human beings again 321 00:18:59,507 --> 00:19:02,644 with minor medical setbacks. 322 00:19:02,644 --> 00:19:04,112 God dammit! 323 00:19:04,112 --> 00:19:06,014 Severe accounts of rage have been recorded in some cases. 324 00:19:06,014 --> 00:19:07,982 It says right here, you serve breakfast all day. 325 00:19:07,982 --> 00:19:10,685 That three-putt you has last hole was really inspiring. 326 00:19:10,685 --> 00:19:13,021 You're gonna give me my fucking food. 327 00:19:13,021 --> 00:19:14,154 I am calm. 328 00:19:14,154 --> 00:19:15,790 This is calm. 329 00:19:15,790 --> 00:19:18,126 Some of the more physical side effects were irreversible. 330 00:19:18,126 --> 00:19:21,194 Dry, frail skin being the most obvious. 331 00:19:21,194 --> 00:19:24,799 They bruise easily and they have poor blood cell production. 332 00:19:24,799 --> 00:19:28,603 Meaning a cut or laceration can take much longer to heal. 333 00:19:28,603 --> 00:19:34,609 Even the simplest wounds can result in a lifelong scar, but with that 334 00:19:34,609 --> 00:19:39,279 said every day, we're learning more about the makeup of the disease and 335 00:19:39,279 --> 00:19:41,448 becoming able to understand it further. 336 00:19:41,448 --> 00:19:45,419 Our goal is to prevent our patients from living a life hindered by the. 337 00:19:45,419 --> 00:19:50,792 Fugu side effects and to suppress the disease as best we can, since 338 00:19:50,792 --> 00:19:52,927 that's all we can really accomplish 339 00:19:52,927 --> 00:19:58,800 as of this point, Fugu survivors often have trouble making ends meet. 340 00:20:03,470 --> 00:20:05,139 Benjamin already tore his ACL, man. 341 00:20:05,139 --> 00:20:06,908 No, look, I read in the magazine. 342 00:20:06,908 --> 00:20:09,110 All right, he's going to the fourth, Oh, you read it in a magazine? 343 00:20:09,110 --> 00:20:11,946 He tweeted two days ago that he tore his ACL. 344 00:20:12,880 --> 00:20:15,282 Hold on. 345 00:20:15,282 --> 00:20:16,383 Hold on. 346 00:20:16,383 --> 00:20:17,250 Let me change your real quick. 347 00:20:17,250 --> 00:20:18,218 No, no, no. 348 00:20:18,920 --> 00:20:19,887 I swear. 349 00:20:19,887 --> 00:20:20,788 I just looked this up. 350 00:20:20,788 --> 00:20:22,355 Respect the board! 351 00:20:22,355 --> 00:20:24,192 Fucking zombie ass motherfucker. 352 00:20:24,192 --> 00:20:25,159 Asshole. 353 00:20:25,159 --> 00:20:26,594 Shut up. 354 00:20:26,594 --> 00:20:27,862 Of course he's passing all of his classes. 355 00:20:27,862 --> 00:20:28,696 He's an athlete. 356 00:20:28,696 --> 00:20:29,731 What do you mean by that? 357 00:20:29,731 --> 00:20:31,465 He's not taking astrophysics. 358 00:20:31,465 --> 00:20:33,333 You see his tweet last week? 359 00:20:33,333 --> 00:20:34,401 Yes. 360 00:20:34,401 --> 00:20:36,971 He spelled college wrong, dude. 361 00:20:36,971 --> 00:20:38,072 Collage is what he loves. 362 00:20:38,072 --> 00:20:39,540 Maybe he just finished. 363 00:20:39,540 --> 00:20:41,308 An art piece comprised of magazine cut-outs. 364 00:20:41,308 --> 00:20:42,810 I don't, I don't think so. 365 00:20:42,810 --> 00:20:44,612 Not a lot of the knowledge coming from his account. 366 00:20:44,612 --> 00:20:48,816 Well, the thing about Jeremy is he's an easy target. 367 00:20:48,816 --> 00:20:52,120 Being in the first Necrosapien athlete, uh, to actually 368 00:20:52,120 --> 00:20:53,921 make some noise nationally. 369 00:20:53,921 --> 00:20:56,356 It's, uh, that's pretty a big deal. 370 00:20:56,356 --> 00:21:00,995 Last week I tweeted a picture of a gyro sandwich I got over at Pepper jacks. 371 00:21:00,995 --> 00:21:01,963 You've never had it. 372 00:21:01,963 --> 00:21:03,197 Your opinion's invalid. 373 00:21:03,197 --> 00:21:04,165 You're an athlete! 374 00:21:04,165 --> 00:21:06,333 Get yourself a man's meal! 375 00:21:06,333 --> 00:21:11,271 And I don't want to pimp the kid out, but, uh, we need some sponsorship around here. 376 00:21:15,408 --> 00:21:17,612 You see that? 377 00:21:20,548 --> 00:21:22,650 Fucking Booster club. 378 00:21:22,650 --> 00:21:24,552 Got a show down the road. 379 00:21:24,552 --> 00:21:26,821 I need a car to get me there. 380 00:21:26,821 --> 00:21:28,156 You should go. 381 00:21:28,156 --> 00:21:29,957 Cause it's close and you can use a change in atmosphere. 382 00:21:30,992 --> 00:21:33,027 Come on girls. 383 00:21:33,027 --> 00:21:36,030 We get loose and you just set down your hair, shout out to those folks 384 00:21:36,030 --> 00:21:39,033 who came when nobody seemed to care. 385 00:21:39,033 --> 00:21:40,433 No. 386 00:21:40,433 --> 00:21:42,469 So we can afford some quality gear like this 387 00:21:42,469 --> 00:21:44,972 my players have to go door to door selling wrapping paper every Christmas. 388 00:21:44,972 --> 00:21:49,309 Can you imagine unwrapping your Christmas present and getting this? 389 00:21:49,309 --> 00:21:51,512 Hey, fuck you Santa. 390 00:21:51,512 --> 00:21:54,347 A bunch of 50 year old menopausal women sitting around trying to come up with 391 00:21:54,347 --> 00:21:56,184 ideas about how to run a baseball team. 392 00:21:56,184 --> 00:21:57,952 Give me a Fucking break. 393 00:21:57,952 --> 00:21:58,820 You know what? 394 00:21:58,820 --> 00:22:01,122 TSU tacky, stupid and ugly. 395 00:22:01,122 --> 00:22:02,657 The shitty university. 396 00:22:02,657 --> 00:22:04,225 Those fucking bitches. 397 00:22:04,225 --> 00:22:05,993 It's adjustable, but the things are stuck together. 398 00:22:05,993 --> 00:22:08,696 Then they say don't bite the hand that feeds you, but... 399 00:22:08,696 --> 00:22:12,099 You can have that shit. 400 00:22:30,651 --> 00:22:35,122 I've been approached by today shows and, and sport interviews that all 401 00:22:35,122 --> 00:22:38,659 want a special interview for me, but I've turned them all down because 402 00:22:38,659 --> 00:22:41,529 all I want to do is play baseball. 403 00:22:42,263 --> 00:22:43,130 That's it. 404 00:22:43,130 --> 00:22:45,132 Nothing else. 405 00:22:45,132 --> 00:22:47,535 And if you don't like you don't like Southland Conference subdivisional. 406 00:22:47,535 --> 00:22:53,074 Cougar baseball at Travis State! 407 00:22:53,074 --> 00:22:59,714 I keep telling him it's gonna give him a heart attack one day. 408 00:23:08,022 --> 00:23:09,824 He doesn't listen to me. 409 00:23:10,423 --> 00:23:11,359 Look at this. 410 00:23:11,359 --> 00:23:12,326 Like he, he likes this. 411 00:23:12,326 --> 00:23:13,628 He likes this. 412 00:23:13,628 --> 00:23:14,929 It's disgusting. 413 00:23:16,163 --> 00:23:18,099 I don't know. 414 00:23:18,099 --> 00:23:20,534 Don't tell him I said this, but like, a human fat and like butterfat. 415 00:23:22,503 --> 00:23:26,574 Hey, how was work? 416 00:23:28,276 --> 00:23:29,343 Okay. 417 00:23:29,343 --> 00:23:31,512 Same ol', same ol'. 418 00:23:31,512 --> 00:23:35,082 I did have a film crew following me today. 419 00:23:35,082 --> 00:23:38,252 Well, I hope you're hungry for spaghetti. 420 00:23:38,252 --> 00:23:40,821 I always am, yeah, right. 421 00:23:42,089 --> 00:23:44,358 You know, you can cook whenever you feel like it. 422 00:23:44,358 --> 00:23:45,760 Oh, Hey. 423 00:23:45,760 --> 00:23:47,194 You know, now you've had a long day. 424 00:23:47,194 --> 00:23:48,596 Don't worry about dinner. 425 00:23:48,596 --> 00:23:49,664 I'll cook. 426 00:23:49,664 --> 00:23:51,699 I'll do the dishes for you. 427 00:23:54,669 --> 00:23:56,270 It was fun. 428 00:23:56,270 --> 00:23:57,171 Thank you. 429 00:23:57,171 --> 00:23:57,939 Looks good. 430 00:23:57,939 --> 00:23:59,240 Thanks. 431 00:23:59,240 --> 00:24:01,075 It's almost ready. 432 00:24:01,075 --> 00:24:05,713 Well, Keith and I met and we started dating in high school. 433 00:24:05,713 --> 00:24:08,182 A Zombie goes to your school? 434 00:24:08,182 --> 00:24:09,350 He just moved here. 435 00:24:09,350 --> 00:24:10,651 This is some bullshit. 436 00:24:10,651 --> 00:24:12,420 Against my father's wishes. 437 00:24:12,420 --> 00:24:13,220 That's it. 438 00:24:13,220 --> 00:24:14,288 You're grounded. 439 00:24:14,288 --> 00:24:15,823 You can't date anybody now. 440 00:24:15,823 --> 00:24:16,891 You can't do that, we're going to prom together. 441 00:24:16,891 --> 00:24:19,226 You are not going anywhere. 442 00:24:19,226 --> 00:24:21,062 We went to prom together and everything, and then I followed him to college. 443 00:24:21,896 --> 00:24:22,495 Hm. 444 00:24:22,495 --> 00:24:24,432 Axe'm Jacks! 445 00:24:24,432 --> 00:24:27,635 Uh, yeah, so I double majored in finance and accounting. 446 00:24:27,635 --> 00:24:29,670 And you got what? 447 00:24:29,670 --> 00:24:32,173 An MRS Degree, that what you got? 448 00:24:33,174 --> 00:24:34,709 I majored in education. 449 00:24:34,709 --> 00:24:36,210 What did, what is MRS? 450 00:24:37,345 --> 00:24:38,813 Isn't she cute? 451 00:24:40,348 --> 00:24:43,451 What was MRS? 452 00:24:43,451 --> 00:24:45,653 Oh, yeah, oh, Mrs. 453 00:24:45,653 --> 00:24:46,454 You're so fucking funny. 454 00:24:46,454 --> 00:24:47,254 Funny. 455 00:24:47,254 --> 00:24:47,822 It's funny. 456 00:24:48,789 --> 00:24:51,459 Yeah, he got his degree in ASS. 457 00:24:51,459 --> 00:24:56,130 I did get my degree in ASS, then I use it a lot. 458 00:24:57,798 --> 00:24:59,166 Not that impressive. 459 00:25:00,835 --> 00:25:05,506 Anyways, that I guess is a good a segue as I'm going to get into 460 00:25:05,506 --> 00:25:07,608 what I was going to say next. 461 00:25:07,608 --> 00:25:13,514 About two months ago, Keith and I decided to start trying to have a baby. 462 00:25:15,950 --> 00:25:22,356 Well, I don't know if I'd call it trying, but you know, Oh, 463 00:25:22,356 --> 00:25:25,760 we, we stopped not trying. 464 00:25:27,128 --> 00:25:27,828 A lot. 465 00:25:37,438 --> 00:25:39,106 Heavens to Betsy. 466 00:25:39,106 --> 00:25:42,343 If you thought the Fugu virus was contagious, you should see 467 00:25:42,343 --> 00:25:44,578 the energy around this place. 468 00:25:44,578 --> 00:25:49,583 There's really something transcendent when you get a group of individuals committing 469 00:25:49,583 --> 00:25:51,919 to a cause greater than themselves. 470 00:25:53,788 --> 00:25:55,956 You guys have eight blocks. 471 00:25:55,956 --> 00:25:59,293 From Martin Luther King Boulevard to Shady Oaks. 472 00:25:59,293 --> 00:26:00,861 Wait by all the pawn shops? 473 00:26:00,861 --> 00:26:03,764 Remember guys, don't take no for an answer. 474 00:26:06,333 --> 00:26:08,169 I have you until 2:00, right? 475 00:26:08,169 --> 00:26:08,936 Yup. 476 00:26:08,936 --> 00:26:09,603 Awesome. 477 00:26:10,171 --> 00:26:10,971 Let's get going. 478 00:26:13,174 --> 00:26:16,077 Have you given any thought as to which of Dan basso's 479 00:26:16,077 --> 00:26:18,112 policies intrigued you the most? 480 00:26:19,146 --> 00:26:20,815 I don't know. 481 00:26:20,815 --> 00:26:24,085 You know you're almost old enough to be a registered voter, right? 482 00:26:25,186 --> 00:26:27,121 What? 483 00:26:34,028 --> 00:26:38,799 You are the future of America. 484 00:26:38,799 --> 00:26:42,736 Being an educated voter is of the utmost importance. 485 00:26:43,704 --> 00:26:44,705 I know. 486 00:26:48,776 --> 00:26:50,644 Okay then. 487 00:26:50,644 --> 00:26:52,713 Let's do some educating, 488 00:26:56,150 --> 00:26:58,886 Noah comes to us from a Christian prep school. 489 00:26:58,886 --> 00:27:02,790 I'm guessing he doesn't venture out of his comfort zone too often. 490 00:27:02,790 --> 00:27:05,192 That's something I definitely want to change. 491 00:27:07,596 --> 00:27:10,364 You know, show him the world from a different point of view. 492 00:27:35,055 --> 00:27:37,825 Hi, my name is Bridgette, and this is Noah. 493 00:27:37,825 --> 00:27:42,229 And we're here to get some feedback on this upcoming election. 494 00:27:42,229 --> 00:27:46,500 This November Dan Basso is running for governor and he's counting on your vote. 495 00:27:46,500 --> 00:27:49,803 Would you like to give some input... Is that the zombie fella? 496 00:27:54,141 --> 00:27:55,009 Yes. 497 00:27:55,009 --> 00:27:57,077 Dan basso is a Necrosapien. 498 00:27:57,512 --> 00:27:58,445 Zombies? 499 00:27:58,445 --> 00:28:00,714 I don't trust them. 500 00:28:00,714 --> 00:28:04,118 Ever since I caught one stealing copper off the church's AC unit. 501 00:28:06,453 --> 00:28:08,055 Damn vandals. 502 00:28:08,055 --> 00:28:10,858 I wish they'd try that on my AC unit. 503 00:28:10,858 --> 00:28:14,328 The only Periodic element they'll get it led. 504 00:28:15,729 --> 00:28:17,164 From a bullet or something? 505 00:28:17,865 --> 00:28:19,634 No, from a pencil! 506 00:28:19,634 --> 00:28:23,437 Well, I got my CHL and my granddaddy's gun collection. 507 00:28:23,437 --> 00:28:24,805 You can bet your ass. 508 00:28:24,805 --> 00:28:25,973 I'll be ready for that second apocalypse. 509 00:28:30,477 --> 00:28:31,378 Alright. 510 00:28:31,378 --> 00:28:32,112 I think we got it. 511 00:28:33,047 --> 00:28:35,449 That bad ass enough for you? 512 00:28:35,449 --> 00:28:39,420 Yeah, very, because I got my bow and arrow right over there. 513 00:28:39,420 --> 00:28:40,421 I can put it on too. 514 00:28:41,422 --> 00:28:43,123 Oh, okay. 515 00:28:43,123 --> 00:28:44,626 Well, would you like a Dan Basso lawn sign, maybe a 516 00:28:44,626 --> 00:28:47,394 shirt or a bumper sticker, or 517 00:29:04,478 --> 00:29:08,015 what are you doing? 518 00:29:10,619 --> 00:29:12,920 Go. 519 00:29:13,521 --> 00:29:15,856 Run, run, run. 520 00:29:40,014 --> 00:29:42,316 Jim, what are you still doing here? 521 00:29:42,316 --> 00:29:47,388 Not a day goes by where I don't ask myself that same thing. 522 00:29:47,388 --> 00:29:50,759 You were supposed to pick Bonnie up from debate an hour ago. 523 00:29:50,759 --> 00:29:55,462 I Thought she had debate on Tuesdays and tutoring was on Mondays. 524 00:30:00,834 --> 00:30:01,935 Nope. 525 00:30:01,935 --> 00:30:03,070 Debate's on Monday. 526 00:30:04,706 --> 00:30:06,440 What the hell dad? 527 00:30:06,440 --> 00:30:08,576 I had to walk all the way from the park and the Jameson's dog 528 00:30:08,576 --> 00:30:11,145 started biting at my ankle. 529 00:30:11,145 --> 00:30:13,280 Where did you learn to talk like that? 530 00:30:15,382 --> 00:30:17,151 I don't know what the hell she's talking about. 531 00:30:21,088 --> 00:30:23,824 You should learn to watch what you say around her. 532 00:30:23,824 --> 00:30:25,326 She's still sweet. 533 00:30:25,326 --> 00:30:26,960 Unlike... mom! 534 00:30:29,229 --> 00:30:30,964 Mom, have you seen my pink halter top? 535 00:30:30,964 --> 00:30:32,634 No, I haven't. 536 00:30:32,634 --> 00:30:33,768 Dad? 537 00:30:33,768 --> 00:30:34,835 Yeah. 538 00:30:34,835 --> 00:30:35,836 I wore it to work yesterday. 539 00:30:39,907 --> 00:30:41,475 That's not funny, dad. 540 00:30:41,475 --> 00:30:42,876 I have a date tonight. 541 00:30:43,511 --> 00:30:44,178 With who? 542 00:31:01,428 --> 00:31:02,664 Hi, Brett. 543 00:31:02,664 --> 00:31:04,766 Hello, Jim. 544 00:31:04,766 --> 00:31:08,902 Go home Brett, you're not taking my daughter out on that Harley of yours. 545 00:31:08,902 --> 00:31:09,970 Come on, Jim. 546 00:31:09,970 --> 00:31:11,305 I have her back by 8:00. 547 00:31:12,406 --> 00:31:13,107 8:00? 548 00:31:13,107 --> 00:31:14,743 It's already 7:30. 549 00:31:14,743 --> 00:31:16,043 Yeah. 550 00:31:16,043 --> 00:31:17,911 Should give us a little more than 12 hours. 551 00:31:23,083 --> 00:31:27,421 You know Dad, you really should warm up to Brett because 552 00:31:27,421 --> 00:31:28,757 not now, honey 553 00:31:28,757 --> 00:31:31,291 after I graduate, we're moving in together. 554 00:31:36,865 --> 00:31:39,900 Over my dead body. 555 00:31:56,551 --> 00:31:58,820 Shows like this stuff I find really offensive. 556 00:31:58,820 --> 00:32:03,558 You know, it's everything that's offensive every type of stereotype you can think 557 00:32:03,558 --> 00:32:05,727 of that we just want to eliminate. 558 00:32:05,727 --> 00:32:06,728 I mean, yeah. 559 00:32:06,728 --> 00:32:08,630 Yeah. 560 00:32:08,630 --> 00:32:10,865 You know, I mean, I know of a few Necrosapiens that have been able to 561 00:32:10,865 --> 00:32:13,066 make it into Hollywood, but there really haven't been any that have 562 00:32:13,066 --> 00:32:16,937 represented us, you know, the way, the way we want to be represented. 563 00:32:16,937 --> 00:32:19,106 Other than that stupid show. 564 00:32:19,106 --> 00:32:25,212 I mean, there's you okay, actors, I guess, you know, most of them just wind up 565 00:32:25,212 --> 00:32:30,417 being extras in, you know, zombie movies. 566 00:32:33,987 --> 00:32:35,189 Yeah. 567 00:32:35,189 --> 00:32:36,724 He's not even a real Necrosapien. 568 00:32:39,359 --> 00:32:41,094 Can you tell me a little bit about the movie? 569 00:32:41,094 --> 00:32:43,163 No, no, no, no, I can't. 570 00:32:43,163 --> 00:32:45,733 It's just this piece of shit action star. 571 00:32:45,733 --> 00:32:47,067 Nice car, man. 572 00:32:47,067 --> 00:32:48,570 Get that camera out of my face, man. 573 00:32:48,570 --> 00:32:50,538 He prances around and all these zombie films. 574 00:32:50,538 --> 00:32:51,673 Oh, I see. 575 00:32:51,673 --> 00:32:53,106 They don't pay you good. 576 00:32:53,106 --> 00:32:56,009 Puts makeup on his face, cashes in is big paycheck. 577 00:32:56,009 --> 00:32:57,679 Get that fucking camera out of my face! 578 00:32:57,679 --> 00:32:59,179 Death Juice push me. 579 00:32:59,179 --> 00:33:00,447 He is zero. 580 00:33:00,447 --> 00:33:02,349 He's Tom Cruise with no personality. 581 00:33:02,349 --> 00:33:04,318 I mean, but the clip will speak for itself. 582 00:33:04,953 --> 00:33:06,019 All right. 583 00:33:06,019 --> 00:33:07,287 Well, let's roll that clip. 584 00:33:07,287 --> 00:33:09,524 Death Juice, Xavier Hayes! 585 00:33:11,358 --> 00:33:13,728 Does he think, or does he know? 586 00:33:14,796 --> 00:33:22,236 Knows Definitely. 587 00:33:25,773 --> 00:33:26,440 He's here. 588 00:33:27,341 --> 00:33:28,743 That's impossible. 589 00:33:28,743 --> 00:33:33,113 I saw him die, I'm going down like this. 590 00:33:33,113 --> 00:33:34,147 Shut up. 591 00:33:36,350 --> 00:33:38,185 Do you even remember where parked? 592 00:33:38,185 --> 00:33:39,687 Who's thirsty? 593 00:33:55,369 --> 00:33:58,907 Death Mode initiated. 594 00:33:58,907 --> 00:34:00,474 Target locked. 595 00:34:05,045 --> 00:34:08,016 Let's top you off. 596 00:34:08,016 --> 00:34:09,249 Dudley. 597 00:34:17,090 --> 00:34:18,927 Are you offended? 598 00:34:18,927 --> 00:34:24,999 I'm offended, what kind of fucking question is that? 599 00:34:24,999 --> 00:34:26,768 Have you heard of it, Johnny? 600 00:34:27,467 --> 00:34:28,068 Nah. 601 00:34:28,068 --> 00:34:30,170 Who's that? 602 00:34:30,170 --> 00:34:35,710 What you know, damn well, what is that like a household name or something? 603 00:34:35,710 --> 00:34:37,110 It is my house. 604 00:34:39,112 --> 00:34:41,616 Sounds like a shitty porn star to me. 605 00:34:41,616 --> 00:34:42,850 Oh, I get it. 606 00:34:42,850 --> 00:34:44,351 Playing stupid in front of the camera. 607 00:34:44,351 --> 00:34:45,787 Wait, wait, wait. 608 00:34:45,787 --> 00:34:47,956 I guess I better get you hard, then. 609 00:34:47,956 --> 00:34:48,790 Are you kidding me? 610 00:34:51,458 --> 00:34:54,862 Johnny Flesh is always stiff. 611 00:35:00,500 --> 00:35:04,572 Let the madness begin. 612 00:35:11,278 --> 00:35:12,145 Let's do it. 613 00:35:13,014 --> 00:35:14,849 But would you draft him? 614 00:35:14,849 --> 00:35:17,250 Would I draft him 21 stolen basis and a nine game hit streak? 615 00:35:17,250 --> 00:35:19,219 Isn't that impressive. 616 00:35:19,219 --> 00:35:21,388 Chet, please. 617 00:35:21,388 --> 00:35:24,491 I'd like to see you swing... I listened to your soliloquy with open ears. 618 00:35:24,491 --> 00:35:26,060 Let's go down the streak game by game. 619 00:35:26,060 --> 00:35:27,461 All right. 620 00:35:27,461 --> 00:35:29,664 Game one, Holland bats one of four with a single. 621 00:35:29,664 --> 00:35:32,967 Game two Holland bats one of five with a single and a stolen base 622 00:35:32,967 --> 00:35:38,372 game three, two of five with a double and a single and three 623 00:35:38,372 --> 00:35:39,907 strikeouts are you sensing a pattern? 624 00:35:39,907 --> 00:35:41,241 So what's Moneyball, right? 625 00:35:41,241 --> 00:35:42,644 He gets on base. 626 00:35:42,644 --> 00:35:44,646 He can barely hit it out of the infield. 627 00:35:44,646 --> 00:35:50,183 This a streak is luck with the occasional hit happening nine times in a row. 628 00:35:50,183 --> 00:35:52,820 Michael P I'm not drafting. 629 00:35:52,820 --> 00:35:54,221 What? 630 00:35:54,221 --> 00:35:55,623 He's an average hitter at best with wheels. 631 00:35:55,623 --> 00:35:57,025 Guys like that are a dime a dozen. 632 00:35:57,025 --> 00:35:58,660 Chet I'm leaving. 633 00:35:58,660 --> 00:36:00,360 I'm picking the same guy late in the draft who won't bring so 634 00:36:00,360 --> 00:36:02,229 many distractions to my team. 635 00:36:02,229 --> 00:36:03,163 Distractions? 636 00:36:03,163 --> 00:36:05,533 Chet care, to elaborate? 637 00:36:05,533 --> 00:36:09,003 It's no secret that Jeremy Holland trying not only to be the first Necrosapien 638 00:36:09,003 --> 00:36:14,341 in the MLB, but the first one is all a professional sports, has baggage. 639 00:36:14,341 --> 00:36:15,877 He's a media target. 640 00:36:15,877 --> 00:36:17,679 Whatever. 641 00:36:17,679 --> 00:36:20,114 I mean, the media hounds him, you said earlier, he's under a microscope. 642 00:36:20,114 --> 00:36:24,085 And to me, that kind of attention presents distractions in the locker room. 643 00:36:24,085 --> 00:36:27,889 It can destroy team chemistry, a speedster with an occasional single 644 00:36:27,889 --> 00:36:31,893 doesn't get to bring that kind of baggage to my baseball team. 645 00:36:31,893 --> 00:36:33,861 All right. 646 00:36:33,861 --> 00:36:36,931 Jeremy Holland, quite the polarizing figure of next LeBron Superbowl pick. 647 00:36:36,931 --> 00:36:37,799 More after this. 648 00:36:42,103 --> 00:36:43,805 No, no, we're not married. 649 00:36:43,805 --> 00:36:45,139 We just lived together. 650 00:36:45,139 --> 00:36:47,141 Don't tell my grandma. 651 00:36:47,141 --> 00:36:51,079 I mean, yeah, it sucks that legally we're not married, but we don't, 652 00:36:51,079 --> 00:36:52,747 we don't let that bother us. 653 00:36:52,747 --> 00:36:55,248 I mean, Necrosapien marriage is only legal in Iowa. 654 00:36:55,248 --> 00:36:57,250 I think. 655 00:36:57,250 --> 00:36:59,721 The only thing we can do is vote for Basso and continue living our lives. 656 00:36:59,721 --> 00:37:01,254 In my heart he's my husband. 657 00:37:01,254 --> 00:37:03,725 And I'm fine with that. 658 00:37:03,725 --> 00:37:04,625 Yeah. 659 00:37:04,625 --> 00:37:05,827 We catch people staring a lot. 660 00:37:05,827 --> 00:37:07,360 I mean, what can you do? 661 00:37:07,360 --> 00:37:09,030 I like to see it as their problem, not ours. 662 00:37:09,030 --> 00:37:12,033 If they want to let us ruin their day, that's their choice. 663 00:37:12,033 --> 00:37:15,036 I know one day the law is going to catch up with the times and 664 00:37:15,036 --> 00:37:18,238 people will recognize the fact that we're husband and wife, but 665 00:37:18,238 --> 00:37:20,007 until that day comes, we're fine. 666 00:37:27,782 --> 00:37:32,653 We were supposed to leave 30 minutes ago. 667 00:37:37,959 --> 00:37:40,027 Let's go. 668 00:37:47,467 --> 00:37:51,973 Uh, we are on our way to the doctor. 669 00:37:51,973 --> 00:37:56,177 It's been about four months and we've gotten nothing. 670 00:37:56,177 --> 00:38:01,015 So I made, I made us an appointment at a fertility clinic try to figure out 671 00:38:01,015 --> 00:38:04,886 why there's nothing, cooking down there. 672 00:38:08,355 --> 00:38:08,990 Oh yeah. 673 00:38:10,725 --> 00:38:11,926 Well said. 674 00:38:43,157 --> 00:38:45,827 Keith Taylor. 675 00:39:08,549 --> 00:39:10,751 Keith and Sarah, right? 676 00:39:10,751 --> 00:39:11,351 Yes. 677 00:39:11,351 --> 00:39:12,019 She's Sarah. 678 00:39:12,019 --> 00:39:14,188 Ah, yes. 679 00:39:14,188 --> 00:39:17,024 Uh, I have been looking very closely at your charts and Sarah, there is 680 00:39:17,024 --> 00:39:20,661 absolutely nothing wrong with you. 681 00:39:20,661 --> 00:39:25,333 The issue, however, with the fertilization might be a condition called varicocele. 682 00:39:25,333 --> 00:39:27,835 Keith, do you know what that is? 683 00:39:28,669 --> 00:39:32,106 Uh, uh, no, no, I don't. 684 00:39:32,106 --> 00:39:33,774 Okay. 685 00:39:33,774 --> 00:39:38,045 When you acquired the virus some years ago, uh, this probably 686 00:39:38,045 --> 00:39:42,617 developed, it's a very common issue with Necrosapiens, such as yourself. 687 00:39:42,617 --> 00:39:46,087 And basically it's varicose veins of the balls. 688 00:39:46,821 --> 00:39:47,154 Hm. 689 00:39:47,822 --> 00:39:48,455 Yeah. 690 00:39:48,455 --> 00:39:50,091 Your balls. 691 00:39:50,091 --> 00:39:53,527 And so, as a result of that, uh, the increased blood flow to the 692 00:39:53,527 --> 00:39:55,997 scrotum, it raises the temperature. 693 00:39:55,997 --> 00:40:00,001 And because of that, uh, you often will have decreased sperm 694 00:40:00,001 --> 00:40:01,802 production, and possible motility. 695 00:40:02,670 --> 00:40:03,738 Does that make sense? 696 00:40:03,738 --> 00:40:04,338 Hm. 697 00:40:04,338 --> 00:40:06,374 Okay. 698 00:40:06,374 --> 00:40:10,611 Anyway, uh, let me ask you this, have you now, or at any time had 699 00:40:10,611 --> 00:40:12,680 issues with sperm production? 700 00:40:12,680 --> 00:40:13,915 I don't think so. 701 00:40:20,021 --> 00:40:20,521 Yes. 702 00:40:20,521 --> 00:40:21,155 I see. 703 00:40:24,358 --> 00:40:27,929 There are surgeries for this, uh, and I don't mean to alarm you, 704 00:40:27,929 --> 00:40:31,799 but, uh, there's still a decent chance that you can get a right. 705 00:40:31,799 --> 00:40:33,601 You've been at this four months, right? 706 00:40:33,601 --> 00:40:35,069 Yeah, that's right. 707 00:40:35,069 --> 00:40:35,670 Yeah. 708 00:40:35,670 --> 00:40:36,370 Four months. 709 00:40:36,370 --> 00:40:37,672 Okay. 710 00:40:37,672 --> 00:40:38,572 Well, Rome was not built in a day. 711 00:40:38,572 --> 00:40:39,472 Yeah, I guess not. 712 00:40:39,472 --> 00:40:40,174 It wasn't. 713 00:40:48,683 --> 00:40:50,217 My recommendation. 714 00:40:50,217 --> 00:40:52,954 Y'all keep trying that's about all you can do right now. 715 00:40:53,821 --> 00:40:54,422 Okay. 716 00:40:54,422 --> 00:40:55,556 Well, we don't. 717 00:40:55,556 --> 00:40:56,557 Yeah, that's alright. 718 00:40:56,557 --> 00:40:58,491 Thank you doctor. 719 00:40:58,491 --> 00:40:59,327 Not a problem. 720 00:40:59,327 --> 00:41:00,027 Any time. 721 00:41:05,232 --> 00:41:06,000 Come on baby. 722 00:41:06,000 --> 00:41:07,001 Let's go. 723 00:41:07,001 --> 00:41:09,670 I'm tired of staring at that asshole. 724 00:41:11,906 --> 00:41:12,573 Which one? 725 00:41:28,089 --> 00:41:30,224 Good evening from channel 11 news. 726 00:41:30,224 --> 00:41:32,626 Our top story tonight, most of you have heard that the battle of. 727 00:41:32,626 --> 00:41:36,030 Necrosapien marriage was taken to the streets of East Texas. 728 00:41:36,030 --> 00:41:38,366 More specifically, the streets owning a Mr. 729 00:41:38,366 --> 00:41:40,634 Pippin's Chicken, Fred. 730 00:41:40,634 --> 00:41:42,770 That's right, Dina. 731 00:41:42,770 --> 00:41:45,873 Earlier this week, CEO and Carthage native Arnold Pippin stated in an 732 00:41:45,873 --> 00:41:50,845 interview that he was a supporter of traditional marriage and didn't believe. 733 00:41:50,845 --> 00:41:53,414 Necrosapiens had the right to marry. 734 00:41:53,414 --> 00:41:59,720 Well it's stated in the Bible who soever touches the body of any man that is dead 735 00:41:59,720 --> 00:42:02,123 defileith the tabernacle of the Lord. 736 00:42:02,123 --> 00:42:04,725 And who am I to argue with the Lord? 737 00:42:04,725 --> 00:42:07,928 In response, hundreds of Necrosapiens gathered in front of Mr. 738 00:42:07,928 --> 00:42:11,265 Pippin's Chicken across the pine curtain and protest. 739 00:42:17,772 --> 00:42:19,140 We boycott this. 740 00:42:19,140 --> 00:42:19,974 Okay. 741 00:42:19,974 --> 00:42:20,941 You paid for them, right? 742 00:42:20,941 --> 00:42:21,675 Yes. 743 00:42:21,675 --> 00:42:22,476 We did pay for that. 744 00:42:22,476 --> 00:42:23,611 We paid for it. 745 00:42:23,611 --> 00:42:24,712 We also stomped it out. 746 00:42:24,712 --> 00:42:26,147 Give us the thing. 747 00:42:26,147 --> 00:42:29,717 We going to go buy some chicken nuggets right now? 748 00:42:29,717 --> 00:42:30,818 How much money you got? 749 00:42:32,887 --> 00:42:36,991 The man, he knows what he's talking about and he knows his chicken. 750 00:42:38,793 --> 00:42:41,495 Pippin supporters for just as vocal. 751 00:42:41,495 --> 00:42:42,963 It's just it's unnatural. 752 00:42:42,963 --> 00:42:46,700 It was only 10 years ago they were eating people. 753 00:42:46,700 --> 00:42:51,138 Can you imagine if Sylvia came home with a Necrosapien on her arm? 754 00:42:51,138 --> 00:42:52,606 Right? 755 00:42:52,606 --> 00:42:56,177 I know it's Adam and Eve, Adam and Eve, not Adam and... 756 00:42:58,045 --> 00:43:02,349 You want to quote the Bible, how about treat others the 757 00:43:02,349 --> 00:43:04,285 way you want to be treated. 758 00:43:04,285 --> 00:43:09,223 Necrosapiens, get treated like second class citizens on a daily basis. 759 00:43:09,223 --> 00:43:13,461 And for you to address them as such is an abomination that only goes 760 00:43:13,461 --> 00:43:18,065 to show your lack of knowledge, compassion and innovation. 761 00:43:18,065 --> 00:43:22,636 Oh, and your chicken tastes like shit. 762 00:43:26,941 --> 00:43:31,846 As you can see some rustled feathers, Dina, and get this at the end of the day, 763 00:43:31,846 --> 00:43:34,248 their protests were met with defeat as Mr. 764 00:43:34,248 --> 00:43:38,619 Pippin's Chicken reported their sales at 17% higher than projected. 765 00:43:38,619 --> 00:43:40,020 I guess it's true. 766 00:43:40,020 --> 00:43:42,723 What they say, Dina, any publicity is good... 767 00:43:51,665 --> 00:43:52,967 Oh shit. 768 00:43:54,435 --> 00:43:55,803 Y'all were serious. 769 00:43:57,204 --> 00:43:58,205 Yeah. 770 00:43:58,205 --> 00:43:59,306 Yeah. 771 00:43:59,306 --> 00:44:01,142 And I think we woke up your roommates. 772 00:44:01,142 --> 00:44:02,643 Yeah, man. 773 00:44:02,643 --> 00:44:06,947 Well, he ate my Pops Tarts yesterday, so fuck him. 774 00:44:06,947 --> 00:44:09,283 Yo, let's get to work. 775 00:44:56,230 --> 00:44:59,934 Trick or Treat. 776 00:44:59,934 --> 00:45:02,269 Hey kids, what are you guys? 777 00:45:02,269 --> 00:45:03,638 I'm Luigi. 778 00:45:03,638 --> 00:45:05,172 I'm a princess. 779 00:45:08,475 --> 00:45:12,179 Um, it's okay, go ahead and say, what, what are you? 780 00:45:14,549 --> 00:45:15,849 Hey kids. 781 00:45:15,849 --> 00:45:17,151 How about we come and get some candy? 782 00:45:17,151 --> 00:45:17,952 Huh? 783 00:45:17,952 --> 00:45:19,019 There you go. 784 00:45:22,289 --> 00:45:23,724 You're welcome. 785 00:45:29,029 --> 00:45:32,333 She wasn't worth it, baby. 786 00:45:32,333 --> 00:45:33,300 It's Okay. 787 00:45:33,300 --> 00:45:33,934 Bitch. 788 00:45:38,573 --> 00:45:42,843 What's up my bro, my necro. 789 00:45:42,843 --> 00:45:44,679 What's Good, man? 790 00:45:44,679 --> 00:45:48,315 I haven't seen this since the Keenan's Halloween. 791 00:45:48,315 --> 00:45:49,183 Halloween. 792 00:45:49,183 --> 00:45:51,686 Hey, Wesley and Woody, bro. 793 00:45:51,686 --> 00:45:52,920 I can hear Jimmy though. 794 00:45:52,920 --> 00:45:54,321 I can hear. 795 00:45:54,321 --> 00:45:56,023 My necro. 796 00:45:57,291 --> 00:45:58,826 What up Zombie? 797 00:45:58,826 --> 00:46:00,060 What the duck you just say? 798 00:46:02,763 --> 00:46:03,864 Oh, is he? 799 00:46:03,864 --> 00:46:05,232 Let him speak for himself. 800 00:46:05,232 --> 00:46:06,000 He's a fucking grown man. 801 00:46:06,000 --> 00:46:06,934 He's cool, man. 802 00:46:06,934 --> 00:46:07,535 He's cool. 803 00:46:09,169 --> 00:46:09,803 Cool. 804 00:46:10,739 --> 00:46:11,805 I'm sorry. 805 00:46:11,805 --> 00:46:12,973 Didn't mean to offend you. 806 00:46:14,842 --> 00:46:15,644 Sorry. 807 00:46:15,644 --> 00:46:17,244 I had a few. 808 00:46:17,244 --> 00:46:18,112 That's cool. 809 00:46:18,112 --> 00:46:19,413 We should go to Annex. 810 00:46:19,413 --> 00:46:21,115 Oh yeah, bro. 811 00:46:21,115 --> 00:46:22,449 Look, let me finish up here and I'll meet you out there. 812 00:46:22,449 --> 00:46:23,150 All right. 813 00:46:23,150 --> 00:46:23,718 Okay. 814 00:46:23,718 --> 00:46:24,418 All right. 815 00:46:24,418 --> 00:46:25,019 Cool. 816 00:46:25,019 --> 00:46:25,687 This place dead. 817 00:46:25,687 --> 00:46:26,353 Anyway. 818 00:46:43,605 --> 00:46:48,175 The internet says that aren't pretty much in the slump, which really means 819 00:46:48,175 --> 00:46:51,513 that sports media just needed a headline. 820 00:46:51,513 --> 00:46:55,482 I mean, I guess my last five games haven't really been my best. 821 00:46:55,482 --> 00:46:57,552 But still let's not jump to conclusions. 822 00:46:57,552 --> 00:46:59,219 All right. 823 00:46:59,219 --> 00:47:02,923 Hey at real Jeremy Holland, hashtag zombie kill of the week 824 00:47:02,923 --> 00:47:06,093 goes to your batting average. 825 00:47:06,628 --> 00:47:07,294 Alright. 826 00:47:07,294 --> 00:47:07,928 Alright. 827 00:47:07,928 --> 00:47:08,996 That's funny. 828 00:47:08,996 --> 00:47:10,831 Jeremy Holland is so ugly, bro. 829 00:47:10,831 --> 00:47:13,067 That Swiss cheese face, bro. 830 00:47:13,067 --> 00:47:16,236 At real Jeremy Holland is a fart muncher. 831 00:47:16,236 --> 00:47:18,372 This guy can't even spell man. 832 00:47:18,372 --> 00:47:20,709 What's with the hype with at real Jeremy Holland. 833 00:47:20,709 --> 00:47:24,011 He's not even that good. 834 00:47:30,351 --> 00:47:31,151 Fuck that guy. 835 00:47:46,735 --> 00:47:48,703 Oh god. 836 00:47:48,703 --> 00:47:49,903 That's not creepy. 837 00:47:51,740 --> 00:47:52,507 Come on guys. 838 00:47:57,612 --> 00:47:59,514 Excuse me, excuse me, sorry. 839 00:47:59,514 --> 00:48:00,515 Excuse me. 840 00:48:00,515 --> 00:48:01,315 Excuse me. 841 00:48:04,519 --> 00:48:05,520 Talk to me, Keith. 842 00:48:07,689 --> 00:48:12,292 So Phil, our traveling salesman, he called in sick this morning. 843 00:48:12,292 --> 00:48:15,429 So they asked me to step in and do the presentation that he was 844 00:48:15,429 --> 00:48:18,533 supposed to give today for the board. 845 00:48:18,533 --> 00:48:19,199 And. 846 00:48:20,134 --> 00:48:21,603 Uh, I think I'm ready. 847 00:48:21,603 --> 00:48:23,103 I think it's gonna go pretty good. 848 00:48:24,338 --> 00:48:27,609 I'm just really exhausted today. 849 00:48:27,609 --> 00:48:32,279 Sarah and I have been going, you had it double duty a lot lately. 850 00:48:32,279 --> 00:48:35,249 The doctor He told us to really just keep working at it. 851 00:48:35,249 --> 00:48:40,320 So I'm in know I'm hammering that away, but, um, I'd be lying if I didn't say 852 00:48:40,320 --> 00:48:46,528 that I was really exhausted and I'm pretty stressed out and worried about today. 853 00:48:48,696 --> 00:48:52,132 Keep the chin up and hope that it gets better. 854 00:48:53,735 --> 00:48:55,737 Wish me luck? 855 00:48:55,737 --> 00:49:01,241 So at the end of the day, I think we can all rest and sleep soundly knowing that 856 00:49:01,241 --> 00:49:05,245 our services are keeping your company running and we're going to help you 857 00:49:05,245 --> 00:49:09,082 uh, integrate your applications and your content into your 858 00:49:09,082 --> 00:49:11,051 company's existing infrastructure. 859 00:49:11,051 --> 00:49:15,122 So, uh, and plus we have a great savvy team of warriors in, uh, 860 00:49:15,122 --> 00:49:17,826 they're going to be there for any of your customer service needs. 861 00:49:17,826 --> 00:49:19,661 Yes, sir. 862 00:49:19,661 --> 00:49:24,998 I have a colleague, um, whose company is partners, um, with 863 00:49:24,998 --> 00:49:27,301 your branch in Corpus Christi. 864 00:49:27,301 --> 00:49:29,203 And he often tells me. 865 00:49:29,203 --> 00:49:34,274 That he's disappointed in the customer service aspect of your company. 866 00:49:34,274 --> 00:49:40,214 My question is, do you guys operate under the same code of conduct? 867 00:49:41,148 --> 00:49:44,251 What, what if you're warriors? 868 00:49:44,251 --> 00:49:48,923 Um, aren't able to satisfy my needs? 869 00:49:48,923 --> 00:49:52,527 A condition called vericocele. 870 00:49:52,527 --> 00:49:56,664 What if you don't satisfy me as a customer? 871 00:49:57,699 --> 00:49:58,365 I don't think so. 872 00:49:59,667 --> 00:50:01,703 Why wouldn't I be able to satisfy you? 873 00:50:01,703 --> 00:50:08,141 I'm asking is, am I just out of luck if your unit's unable to perform? 874 00:50:09,644 --> 00:50:10,712 Yeah, your balls. 875 00:50:10,712 --> 00:50:11,278 Not that impressive. 876 00:50:12,012 --> 00:50:14,782 My unit? 877 00:50:14,782 --> 00:50:20,220 My, our warriors are more than capable of meeting any of your needs. 878 00:50:20,220 --> 00:50:27,595 Yeah, we've got a much higher, a much better, uh, ways and means, I guess 879 00:50:27,595 --> 00:50:31,198 you could say in judging in and in our hiring of our customer service. 880 00:50:31,198 --> 00:50:33,668 I know what you're talking about with our Corpus Christi group and 881 00:50:33,668 --> 00:50:38,540 they operate under a much lower criteria of hiring and we have a 882 00:50:38,540 --> 00:50:41,809 much, much better criteria of hiring. 883 00:50:41,809 --> 00:50:46,915 Are we are, are, we can satisfy you are my unit. 884 00:50:46,915 --> 00:50:51,318 My, we can satisfy, we're... we're just different. 885 00:50:51,318 --> 00:50:53,721 I mean, that's, we're different. 886 00:50:57,825 --> 00:50:58,760 Okay. 887 00:51:00,929 --> 00:51:01,763 Thanks. 888 00:51:03,631 --> 00:51:04,264 Yeah. 889 00:51:08,670 --> 00:51:09,637 We'll call you. 890 00:51:12,172 --> 00:51:14,241 Yeah, so we didn't get signed, 891 00:51:17,812 --> 00:51:22,316 Chicken tastes like shit, like shit, like shit. 892 00:51:33,761 --> 00:51:36,831 Um, I'm a volunteer here and I'm new. 893 00:51:36,831 --> 00:51:40,802 I really don't appreciate the tone. 894 00:51:40,802 --> 00:51:42,336 Baby. 895 00:51:42,336 --> 00:51:46,641 Hey baby, you have a little hummus on your cheek. 896 00:51:50,310 --> 00:51:53,781 Is it gone? 897 00:51:55,950 --> 00:51:58,019 Uh, could you sign my paper? 898 00:51:58,019 --> 00:52:00,354 My mom's going to be here soon. 899 00:52:04,257 --> 00:52:08,495 Um, you wrote four hours for today. 900 00:52:08,495 --> 00:52:12,567 You've only worked three and a half. 901 00:52:18,205 --> 00:52:19,841 Here's a one, one pitch. 902 00:52:21,274 --> 00:52:24,478 This one's leaving the yard. 903 00:52:24,478 --> 00:52:27,081 She cares a lot about her cause. 904 00:52:27,081 --> 00:52:31,619 She's a tireless fighter, She can come off just a little intense 905 00:52:31,619 --> 00:52:33,721 sometimes, but we need someone. 906 00:52:35,056 --> 00:52:36,724 Yes. 907 00:52:36,724 --> 00:52:38,492 No, I'm just doing this interview. 908 00:52:39,192 --> 00:52:40,293 Yes. 909 00:52:40,293 --> 00:52:41,461 Just making sure. 910 00:52:42,030 --> 00:52:43,564 Okay. 911 00:52:43,564 --> 00:52:45,499 I'll get back to work as soon as I finish the interview. 912 00:52:46,266 --> 00:52:47,869 I have you until six. 913 00:52:47,869 --> 00:52:48,703 Remember? 914 00:52:48,703 --> 00:52:50,038 I know. 915 00:52:50,038 --> 00:52:52,439 And I only sign up for hours, spent working. 916 00:52:53,473 --> 00:52:56,911 And so does your parole officer. 917 00:53:00,213 --> 00:53:04,418 I was holding that for a friend. 918 00:53:04,418 --> 00:53:07,121 I know I can come off as a bitch. 919 00:53:07,121 --> 00:53:12,093 Trust me, I'm well aware, but nothing would get done around here if I held 920 00:53:12,093 --> 00:53:14,929 everyone's hand and coddled them. 921 00:53:14,929 --> 00:53:16,430 Do you want to do goof off? 922 00:53:16,931 --> 00:53:18,465 Okay. 923 00:53:18,465 --> 00:53:20,868 Play with the Mitch McDonald Republican party puppet. 924 00:53:29,911 --> 00:53:33,246 My job here isn't to make friends. 925 00:53:35,282 --> 00:53:42,289 Bridgette was bullied a lot as a child growing up is hard enough as it is, 926 00:53:42,289 --> 00:53:45,292 and with the sudden loss of her father. 927 00:53:45,292 --> 00:53:50,732 And Bridgette was daddy's little girl and a tomboy for days. 928 00:53:52,265 --> 00:53:53,333 Yeah. 929 00:53:53,333 --> 00:53:55,603 She didn't cope well at all. 930 00:53:59,774 --> 00:54:00,407 Right. 931 00:54:02,309 --> 00:54:03,978 I gotta hand it to her though. 932 00:54:03,978 --> 00:54:05,046 She's the strongest woman. 933 00:54:05,046 --> 00:54:05,713 I know. 934 00:54:06,581 --> 00:54:07,682 And I'm proud of that. 935 00:54:08,916 --> 00:54:13,955 Oh, I forgot about these, Oh, look at these. 936 00:54:15,757 --> 00:54:20,161 Oh, Rick used to take Bridgette out to the gun range and shoot 937 00:54:20,161 --> 00:54:22,329 their pistols and revolvers. 938 00:54:22,329 --> 00:54:24,297 Hell he'd even go out back sometimes. 939 00:54:24,297 --> 00:54:29,369 You know, he wasn't the best husband at times, but I tell you what he 940 00:54:29,369 --> 00:54:32,439 nailed the whole father thing. 941 00:54:32,439 --> 00:54:34,441 He really knocked it out of the park. 942 00:54:40,581 --> 00:54:45,820 That's strike three for Holland, which makes 0-2 today as the slump continues. 943 00:54:45,820 --> 00:54:48,189 And on a day when the Scouts are in attendance. 944 00:54:48,189 --> 00:54:49,557 They are? 945 00:54:49,557 --> 00:54:51,759 They're in the parking lot selling thin mints. 946 00:54:51,759 --> 00:54:53,127 What do you think this is an open mic? 947 00:54:53,127 --> 00:54:55,096 Just having a little fun here. 948 00:54:55,096 --> 00:54:56,998 Just pretend to be professional. 949 00:54:56,998 --> 00:54:59,499 Broadcasting with a big dip in your mouth is real professional. 950 00:54:59,499 --> 00:55:00,568 Oh, Whoa. 951 00:55:00,568 --> 00:55:02,369 Jeremy Maurice Holland. 952 00:55:02,369 --> 00:55:04,839 Hope the scouts didn't hear that one. 953 00:55:13,047 --> 00:55:14,347 Want to try again? 954 00:55:15,249 --> 00:55:17,450 No, I cannot be late for work. 955 00:55:17,450 --> 00:55:19,287 Just tell them you got a flat tire. 956 00:55:19,287 --> 00:55:20,387 Come on. 957 00:55:20,387 --> 00:55:21,956 What's that supposed to mean? 958 00:55:22,757 --> 00:55:24,258 Nothing. 959 00:55:24,258 --> 00:55:29,362 Just-I can't, baby I'm going to be late for work, please. 960 00:55:29,362 --> 00:55:31,065 I can't be late for work this week. 961 00:55:31,065 --> 00:55:31,999 I told you about this. 962 00:55:31,999 --> 00:55:33,067 There's a promotion. 963 00:55:33,067 --> 00:55:35,069 I can't, I can't do this again. 964 00:55:35,736 --> 00:55:36,403 Okay. 965 00:55:37,370 --> 00:55:38,139 That's fine. 966 00:55:38,139 --> 00:55:39,640 Whatever. 967 00:55:39,640 --> 00:55:43,611 Look, I want talk about this right now, right? 968 00:55:43,611 --> 00:55:45,947 No, it's not just, just go to work. 969 00:55:45,947 --> 00:55:46,413 Go work. 970 00:55:46,413 --> 00:55:47,081 Go. 971 00:55:48,082 --> 00:55:48,916 It's fine. 972 00:55:48,916 --> 00:55:49,416 I don't care. 973 00:56:04,165 --> 00:56:05,166 I got the memo. 974 00:56:05,166 --> 00:56:07,134 Congratulations, Mr. 975 00:56:07,134 --> 00:56:08,236 Vice president. 976 00:56:08,236 --> 00:56:09,003 You're going to do great. 977 00:56:09,003 --> 00:56:09,971 Well, thanks. 978 00:56:09,971 --> 00:56:11,404 You know what? 979 00:56:11,404 --> 00:56:13,274 Uh, we're going to have a barbecue this weekend, uh... Do 980 00:56:13,274 --> 00:56:14,942 you have a pool at your house? 981 00:56:14,942 --> 00:56:17,144 No, we don't have a pool, but the neighbors do. 982 00:56:17,144 --> 00:56:20,581 I'm going to try and see, and we don't really have like an open door policy... 983 00:56:24,285 --> 00:56:27,321 Dear Globalware employees, we are pleased to announce that effective 984 00:56:27,321 --> 00:56:31,726 immediately salesmen Phil Elder has been promoted to vice president of sales. 985 00:56:31,726 --> 00:56:35,462 Vice president of vice president preside... Phil joined Globalware two months ago, 986 00:56:35,462 --> 00:56:39,367 I've been at Globalware for about two and a half years now, it's rough sometimes. 987 00:56:39,367 --> 00:56:43,403 You don't satisfy me. 988 00:56:43,403 --> 00:56:48,276 Please join us in celebrating his promotion... shut up Carl... 989 00:56:48,276 --> 00:56:50,077 And months of hard work. 990 00:56:50,611 --> 00:56:51,512 Sincerely. 991 00:56:54,548 --> 00:56:56,250 I mean, that's bullshit. 992 00:56:56,250 --> 00:56:57,084 Right? 993 00:56:57,084 --> 00:56:58,953 What you saw? 994 00:56:58,953 --> 00:57:02,590 Phil couldn't sell a house to a homeless man. 995 00:57:04,959 --> 00:57:07,628 But a homeless guy doesn't have money to buy a house. 996 00:57:07,628 --> 00:57:09,664 That's why he's homeless. 997 00:57:11,966 --> 00:57:13,567 Know what. 998 00:57:13,567 --> 00:57:15,569 Kevin, just keep on eating those pot pies. 999 00:57:15,569 --> 00:57:16,837 Okay. 1000 00:57:16,837 --> 00:57:17,705 I mean, they're just doing wonders. 1001 00:57:32,485 --> 00:57:33,120 Jerry. 1002 00:57:36,624 --> 00:57:38,359 Can we leave the cameras outside? 1003 00:57:38,359 --> 00:57:39,527 No, no camera stay. 1004 00:57:39,527 --> 00:57:40,493 Alright. 1005 00:57:40,493 --> 00:57:42,129 No, get settled guys. 1006 00:57:42,129 --> 00:57:42,997 What's this about. 1007 00:57:44,865 --> 00:57:46,767 Okay. 1008 00:57:46,767 --> 00:57:49,337 I think you owe me an explanation as to why Phil got the promotion over me. 1009 00:57:49,337 --> 00:57:52,406 Look, that's a very inappropriate question and quite frankly, above your pay grade. 1010 00:57:52,406 --> 00:57:54,775 No, I've been here six months longer than him. 1011 00:57:54,775 --> 00:57:57,345 I put in twice the amount of numbers and ever since Todd announced that he was 1012 00:57:57,345 --> 00:58:02,149 leaving, I've done nothing, but work my fingers to the bone to get this promotion. 1013 00:58:05,353 --> 00:58:09,957 Oh, look, I know you're upset. 1014 00:58:09,957 --> 00:58:11,892 Alright. 1015 00:58:11,892 --> 00:58:16,731 But corporate and I thought that we needed a VP that could professionally represent 1016 00:58:16,731 --> 00:58:20,334 the company and given your numbers, you know, we wanted to leave you in a 1017 00:58:20,334 --> 00:58:22,937 situation where the company would succeed. 1018 00:58:22,937 --> 00:58:24,605 I mean Keith, you're dynamite on the phones. 1019 00:58:24,605 --> 00:58:27,008 You're basically telling me that I'm in a dead end position. 1020 00:58:27,008 --> 00:58:28,943 You're leaving no place to succeed. 1021 00:58:28,943 --> 00:58:31,212 No, it's not a dead end job. 1022 00:58:31,212 --> 00:58:32,279 Alright, great. 1023 00:58:32,279 --> 00:58:34,048 Then where's my promotion. 1024 00:58:34,048 --> 00:58:36,550 Well, now that you mention it, there is something that the head 1025 00:58:36,550 --> 00:58:38,686 honchos and I were discussing 1026 00:58:38,686 --> 00:58:41,889 a great opportunity for you. 1027 00:58:41,889 --> 00:58:46,494 How would you like to head our diversity initiative? 1028 00:58:46,494 --> 00:58:48,863 You know, we have so many groups now, you know, we want to look to their 1029 00:58:48,863 --> 00:58:53,667 internal and external needs and we thought that, uh, you'd be someone 1030 00:58:53,667 --> 00:58:55,803 that could spearhead this for us. 1031 00:58:55,803 --> 00:59:01,809 I mean, it's not exactly a pay raise, um, but there's some perks. 1032 00:59:01,809 --> 00:59:04,145 Yeah, you get to go to Paris twice a year. 1033 00:59:04,578 --> 00:59:05,546 France? 1034 00:59:09,116 --> 00:59:12,219 France or Texas. 1035 00:59:31,205 --> 00:59:36,343 Hello, I'm Dan Basso and I'm proud of who I am. 1036 00:59:36,343 --> 00:59:39,680 What I'm not proud of is that we live in a state where freedom of speech 1037 00:59:39,680 --> 00:59:44,618 is celebrated, but Necrosapiens cannot participate in marriage. 1038 00:59:44,618 --> 00:59:47,488 As governor I'll put an end to McDonald's war on marriage. 1039 00:59:47,488 --> 00:59:53,094 You know, I think some of us have forgotten the Texas motto. 1040 00:59:53,094 --> 00:59:53,828 Friendship. 1041 00:59:55,463 --> 00:59:56,597 Together 1042 00:59:56,597 --> 00:59:59,767 we can be friends again. 1043 00:59:59,767 --> 01:00:02,403 I'm Dan Basso and I approve this message. 1044 01:00:02,403 --> 01:00:05,673 Brett, have you seen the Dan Basso commercial? 1045 01:00:05,673 --> 01:00:07,241 I thought you'd never ask. 1046 01:00:07,241 --> 01:00:09,710 You know, I'm not a Republican or a Democrat. 1047 01:00:09,710 --> 01:00:14,381 I, I come from a crazy place where we, uh, um, you listen to both sides 1048 01:00:14,381 --> 01:00:19,753 of an issue before we take a stance, but man, Bassos PR team is slacking. 1049 01:00:22,022 --> 01:00:24,593 What I'm not proud of is that we live in a state where 1050 01:00:24,593 --> 01:00:26,460 freedom of speech is celebrated. 1051 01:00:26,460 --> 01:00:27,529 Yikes. 1052 01:00:27,529 --> 01:00:28,563 At word, for word verbatim. 1053 01:00:28,563 --> 01:00:29,463 That's what it said. 1054 01:00:29,463 --> 01:00:30,532 Let that sink in. 1055 01:00:30,532 --> 01:00:32,366 How un-American is that? 1056 01:00:32,366 --> 01:00:35,169 I mean, it's not like they caught them off guard or anything, Kenny. 1057 01:00:35,169 --> 01:00:37,506 Brett I know you were never going to be voting for Basso. 1058 01:00:37,506 --> 01:00:39,140 No, never in my life. 1059 01:00:39,140 --> 01:00:42,143 I am an avid Mitch McDonald fan. 1060 01:00:42,143 --> 01:00:44,078 I got the, got the, a yard sign and everything. 1061 01:00:44,078 --> 01:00:50,084 Until some greasy, libtard SOB ripped it out. 1062 01:00:50,084 --> 01:00:52,019 Really? 1063 01:00:52,019 --> 01:00:54,455 I'll get to that another time though, we got our question of the day caller. 1064 01:00:54,455 --> 01:00:56,457 1510 KTPR. 1065 01:00:56,457 --> 01:00:58,893 You are the question caller of the day. 1066 01:00:58,893 --> 01:01:00,494 What is your question? 1067 01:01:00,494 --> 01:01:02,096 Mine's a two-parter. 1068 01:01:02,096 --> 01:01:03,598 Okay. 1069 01:01:03,598 --> 01:01:06,367 First part, where do you get off putting your right wing horse 1070 01:01:06,367 --> 01:01:08,402 crap words, in Dan Basso's mouth? 1071 01:01:08,402 --> 01:01:11,305 He never said he opposed freedom of speech. 1072 01:01:11,305 --> 01:01:14,341 In fact, if you quoted the entire sentence, you'd see he was taking 1073 01:01:14,341 --> 01:01:18,045 the two issues and exploiting them for their hypocrisy. 1074 01:01:18,045 --> 01:01:20,781 Since we're going to be talking about hypocrisy, and I take 1075 01:01:20,781 --> 01:01:22,383 it you're a Basso supporter. 1076 01:01:22,383 --> 01:01:25,052 So, let me go ahead and ask this. 1077 01:01:25,052 --> 01:01:28,055 Um, Dan Basso is for gun control. 1078 01:01:28,055 --> 01:01:29,056 That's not a question. 1079 01:01:29,056 --> 01:01:30,958 Well, let me finish. 1080 01:01:30,958 --> 01:01:32,359 Oh, we're letting each other finish sentences now? 1081 01:01:32,359 --> 01:01:35,597 Can we have a mature conversation please, lady? 1082 01:01:35,597 --> 01:01:39,333 It would be the first I heard on this station, but I'm game. 1083 01:01:39,333 --> 01:01:43,837 My, my question is was how is gun control gonna lower crime 1084 01:01:43,837 --> 01:01:45,005 rates when it is proven... 1085 01:01:45,005 --> 01:01:48,610 Guns are dangerous, Kenny. 1086 01:01:48,610 --> 01:01:49,743 They kill people. 1087 01:01:51,546 --> 01:01:53,180 You're not listening. 1088 01:01:53,180 --> 01:01:55,382 Several cities have banned firearms and then they reversed 1089 01:01:55,382 --> 01:02:00,888 the ban because the crime rate skyrocketed no guns equals crime. 1090 01:02:00,888 --> 01:02:03,490 Guns equals safe, sweetheart. 1091 01:02:03,490 --> 01:02:05,392 Don't mock me. 1092 01:02:05,392 --> 01:02:07,228 We'll be less mockable. 1093 01:02:07,228 --> 01:02:08,563 For real though. 1094 01:02:08,563 --> 01:02:10,931 How can you look at all these facts and ignore them? 1095 01:02:10,931 --> 01:02:15,836 Are your heads so far up Basso's ass that you ignore every fallacy he promotes? 1096 01:02:15,836 --> 01:02:19,541 Is it absolutely impossible to support the guy without committing to 1097 01:02:19,541 --> 01:02:25,346 everything he says, uh, I I'm hell you know, I'm leaning towards McDonald. 1098 01:02:25,346 --> 01:02:28,249 I don't agree with this Necrosapien marriage stance, but these 1099 01:02:28,249 --> 01:02:30,518 two people represent millions. 1100 01:02:30,518 --> 01:02:32,319 Let's not be their sheeple. 1101 01:02:33,688 --> 01:02:34,355 Hello? 1102 01:02:35,322 --> 01:02:36,357 She hung up. 1103 01:02:36,357 --> 01:02:37,525 Really? 1104 01:02:37,525 --> 01:02:38,892 About 20 seconds ago. 1105 01:02:38,892 --> 01:02:40,595 You didn't say anything. 1106 01:02:40,595 --> 01:02:44,666 You were on one of those Kenny Curbo rants I love so much. 1107 01:02:44,666 --> 01:02:45,600 How mature. 1108 01:02:45,600 --> 01:02:46,735 Runaway from the truth. 1109 01:02:46,735 --> 01:02:47,968 And way to curse on the air. 1110 01:02:47,968 --> 01:02:49,336 We can say ass. 1111 01:02:50,304 --> 01:02:51,405 Tally whacker. 1112 01:02:51,405 --> 01:02:52,873 We might be able to say that too. 1113 01:02:52,873 --> 01:02:53,675 Why not? 1114 01:02:53,675 --> 01:02:55,276 We all got one. 1115 01:02:55,276 --> 01:02:56,877 We'll end it at that we're going to talk sports next. 1116 01:02:56,877 --> 01:03:00,715 After the break, this is 1510KTTR, the rant. 1117 01:03:00,715 --> 01:03:02,383 The rant! 1118 01:03:03,183 --> 01:03:06,453 Holland! 1119 01:03:06,453 --> 01:03:07,921 You're a Mama's boy! 1120 01:03:07,921 --> 01:03:09,658 There he is. 1121 01:03:09,658 --> 01:03:13,193 Look alive holland! 1122 01:03:59,373 --> 01:04:02,711 As far as his draft status goes, he's done in my book. 1123 01:04:02,711 --> 01:04:04,378 Just stop. 1124 01:04:04,378 --> 01:04:06,413 A hundred percent Vanessa, Jeremy Holland, you know what? 1125 01:04:06,413 --> 01:04:09,316 If Jeremy Holland gets drafted, I'll wear his jersey around and 1126 01:04:09,316 --> 01:04:10,884 parade it around the studio. 1127 01:04:10,884 --> 01:04:12,687 Whoa, can we get this in the archives? 1128 01:04:12,687 --> 01:04:15,222 Burn on a DVD because I wanna hold you to that Chet. 1129 01:04:15,222 --> 01:04:17,424 Please do, because it ain't happening. 1130 01:04:17,424 --> 01:04:18,959 I'm about to take off my mic and leave. 1131 01:04:18,959 --> 01:04:20,628 When's lunch? 1132 01:04:20,628 --> 01:04:22,496 Is the pizza guy here? 1133 01:04:22,496 --> 01:04:26,266 I'm not wasting a pick on a runner who can't hit and now he's 1134 01:04:26,266 --> 01:04:28,402 proven he's got a temper problem. 1135 01:04:29,403 --> 01:04:30,938 Temper problem? 1136 01:04:30,938 --> 01:04:32,406 The guy made one mistake. 1137 01:04:32,406 --> 01:04:34,576 What happens when a fan heckles him in the pros? 1138 01:04:34,576 --> 01:04:35,777 You think his temper is going to go away? 1139 01:04:35,777 --> 01:04:37,277 He's proven it. 1140 01:04:37,277 --> 01:04:39,980 You can't sit here and deny it's a part of him. 1141 01:04:44,552 --> 01:04:46,588 I think it's a good time to take a break. 1142 01:04:46,588 --> 01:04:48,422 Yeah, I agree. 1143 01:04:48,422 --> 01:04:51,593 Coming up next, Johnny Football's top five rappers. 1144 01:04:51,593 --> 01:04:52,660 Oh man. 1145 01:05:00,267 --> 01:05:02,670 Dear Gerald you giant sack of shit. 1146 01:05:02,670 --> 01:05:04,873 Please accept this letter. 1147 01:05:04,873 --> 01:05:08,543 As my formal resignation from Globalware as effective of November 21st, 2016. 1148 01:05:08,543 --> 01:05:10,944 Although I mentally checked out last week. 1149 01:05:10,944 --> 01:05:13,013 I have enjoyed my time at Globalware. 1150 01:05:13,013 --> 01:05:15,817 Not true, and I appreciate everything I've learned about corporate politics. 1151 01:05:15,817 --> 01:05:19,186 If I can assist in the transition or hiring process over the next 1152 01:05:19,186 --> 01:05:21,221 two weeks, please let me know. 1153 01:05:21,221 --> 01:05:23,390 I've been stealing toner and colored cartridges for months now. 1154 01:05:23,390 --> 01:05:25,727 Thank you again for the opportunity to work at Globalware. 1155 01:05:25,727 --> 01:05:27,294 Typo. 1156 01:05:27,294 --> 01:05:28,295 And again, I apologize for the break room incident. 1157 01:05:28,295 --> 01:05:29,396 You know what fuck it. 1158 01:05:30,565 --> 01:05:31,365 Sincerely. 1159 01:05:31,965 --> 01:05:33,902 Keith Taylor. 1160 01:05:33,902 --> 01:05:37,004 I mean, I'm not going to lead some sort of diversity initiative. 1161 01:05:37,004 --> 01:05:41,241 I mean, This completely defeats the purpose of the diversity. 1162 01:05:41,241 --> 01:05:44,913 I mean, that's exactly why Morgan Freeman doesn't support black history month. 1163 01:05:44,913 --> 01:05:46,480 Morgan Freeman. 1164 01:05:46,480 --> 01:05:49,016 I didn't realize I was married to Morgan Freeman. 1165 01:05:49,584 --> 01:05:50,951 Funny. 1166 01:05:50,951 --> 01:05:52,554 I don't know what they expect. 1167 01:05:52,554 --> 01:05:54,823 I'm not going to be their poster boy for diversity. 1168 01:05:54,823 --> 01:05:56,724 Okay. 1169 01:05:56,724 --> 01:05:58,492 That's exactly what I'm telling corporate when they call me next month. 1170 01:05:58,492 --> 01:06:00,494 Ooh, sticking it to corporate. 1171 01:06:00,494 --> 01:06:05,934 Bad ass alert .Though, you know, he could use the extra money 1172 01:06:05,934 --> 01:06:07,602 if we ended up having to adopt. 1173 01:06:11,472 --> 01:06:12,139 Come on. 1174 01:06:14,241 --> 01:06:16,310 We discussed this already. 1175 01:06:16,310 --> 01:06:18,278 I mean, we just agreed not to talk about this until the end of the year. 1176 01:06:18,278 --> 01:06:20,782 No, I mean, can you blame me? 1177 01:06:20,782 --> 01:06:21,683 It's a lingering thought. 1178 01:06:21,683 --> 01:06:23,250 It's been like six months. 1179 01:06:27,454 --> 01:06:31,158 Can we at least open the floor up for this discussion? 1180 01:06:31,158 --> 01:06:32,594 We shouldn't just push it off. 1181 01:06:32,594 --> 01:06:34,428 Do we have to talk about this here? 1182 01:06:35,128 --> 01:06:36,831 All right. 1183 01:06:36,831 --> 01:06:38,365 If we're going to fight about it, can please do it in private. 1184 01:06:38,365 --> 01:06:39,132 It doesn't have to be a fight, Keith. 1185 01:06:40,802 --> 01:06:41,435 I'm sorry. 1186 01:06:42,002 --> 01:06:43,571 All right. 1187 01:06:43,571 --> 01:06:46,240 But just, I would really like to just have a nice meal. 1188 01:06:46,240 --> 01:06:48,108 Just not think about anything. 1189 01:06:49,777 --> 01:06:51,111 Talk about something else. 1190 01:06:52,780 --> 01:06:53,748 Fine. 1191 01:06:53,748 --> 01:06:56,250 I'm going to the bathroom. 1192 01:06:58,452 --> 01:07:01,890 So I was taking just this beautiful girl out for dinner. 1193 01:07:01,890 --> 01:07:08,696 She, uh, had the most amazing blue eyes, a great smile and, uh, 1194 01:07:08,696 --> 01:07:11,533 heard about this awesome Japanese place down the road from my work. 1195 01:07:11,533 --> 01:07:17,739 So go and pick her up and we go down there and I was just so nervous and I, I ordered 1196 01:07:20,140 --> 01:07:22,042 the first thing I recognized on the menu. 1197 01:07:22,042 --> 01:07:22,744 It was uhhh 1198 01:07:24,846 --> 01:07:25,680 blowfish. 1199 01:07:26,748 --> 01:07:27,447 Yeah. 1200 01:07:27,447 --> 01:07:28,282 Yeah. 1201 01:07:28,282 --> 01:07:30,618 Um, I'm one of those guys. 1202 01:07:30,618 --> 01:07:32,787 One of the OGs. 1203 01:07:32,787 --> 01:07:34,522 But did she put out? 1204 01:07:34,522 --> 01:07:37,391 Kevin, that is inappropriate? 1205 01:07:37,391 --> 01:07:39,694 What it's a fair question? 1206 01:07:41,161 --> 01:07:47,835 I mean, I, I leaned in for a kiss, but she, she pulled back. 1207 01:07:52,941 --> 01:07:53,575 Yeah. 1208 01:07:54,943 --> 01:07:57,045 Yeah. 1209 01:07:57,045 --> 01:08:01,114 Uh, I was over at Pizza Pete's and I ordered a tasty Buffalo chicken pizza. 1210 01:08:01,114 --> 01:08:04,451 I was just going to chow down on that all day. 1211 01:08:04,451 --> 01:08:06,386 So I got to pick it up. 1212 01:08:06,386 --> 01:08:08,523 I pay him the money and they gave me the pizza. 1213 01:08:08,523 --> 01:08:10,357 I looked in the box, you know, just to make sure. 1214 01:08:10,357 --> 01:08:12,359 Cause sometimes there are mistakes. 1215 01:08:12,359 --> 01:08:16,030 Lo and behold, there was, it was a barbecue pizza. 1216 01:08:16,030 --> 01:08:19,667 Brought it up to him and they show me the receipt. 1217 01:08:19,667 --> 01:08:23,203 And the receipt was marked a barbecue chicken so there's 1218 01:08:23,203 --> 01:08:24,639 nothing they could do about it. 1219 01:08:24,639 --> 01:08:27,207 And I mean, I was on the phone, man. 1220 01:08:27,207 --> 01:08:28,610 I said, Buffalo. 1221 01:08:28,610 --> 01:08:29,510 Buffalo. 1222 01:08:31,512 --> 01:08:33,480 Did you react calmly? 1223 01:08:39,119 --> 01:08:41,121 It could have been calmer. 1224 01:08:41,121 --> 01:08:43,024 All right. 1225 01:08:43,024 --> 01:08:46,928 Now, Stephanie, I want you to be the cashier and Edward I want you 1226 01:08:46,928 --> 01:08:52,299 to go through the event, but I want you to react in an appropriate way. 1227 01:08:56,303 --> 01:08:57,605 Yes, girl. 1228 01:08:57,605 --> 01:08:58,205 Yes. 1229 01:08:58,205 --> 01:08:59,040 Oh my gosh. 1230 01:08:59,040 --> 01:09:00,008 It's so cheap. 1231 01:09:00,008 --> 01:09:01,408 Yeah. 1232 01:09:01,408 --> 01:09:04,045 If they were 35 cents like I got them. 1233 01:09:04,045 --> 01:09:05,680 Pick up for ed. 1234 01:09:06,914 --> 01:09:07,749 Yeah. 1235 01:09:07,749 --> 01:09:08,916 Hold on girl. 1236 01:09:08,916 --> 01:09:10,551 There's this creepy guy staring at me. 1237 01:09:10,551 --> 01:09:12,219 So I'm have to call you back in a little bit. 1238 01:09:12,219 --> 01:09:12,887 Okay. 1239 01:09:12,887 --> 01:09:13,655 Bye. 1240 01:09:13,655 --> 01:09:14,221 Love you. 1241 01:09:17,659 --> 01:09:18,526 Ed? 1242 01:09:21,228 --> 01:09:21,929 Here you go. 1243 01:09:21,929 --> 01:09:22,697 Okay. 1244 01:09:22,697 --> 01:09:23,296 Thank you. 1245 01:09:23,296 --> 01:09:24,264 Oh, here you go. 1246 01:09:24,264 --> 01:09:25,867 Very much. 1247 01:09:25,867 --> 01:09:27,267 Oh, Hey. 1248 01:09:27,267 --> 01:09:28,069 Yeah. 1249 01:09:28,069 --> 01:09:29,436 Sorry. 1250 01:09:29,436 --> 01:09:31,806 There's a, there's a bit of a problem here. 1251 01:09:31,806 --> 01:09:36,410 No, I don't want to be that guy, but, uh, I ordered a buffalo chicken. 1252 01:09:36,410 --> 01:09:38,680 This is, well, this is barbecue. 1253 01:09:38,680 --> 01:09:39,781 I'm sorry, sir. 1254 01:09:39,781 --> 01:09:41,582 We don't do refunds. 1255 01:09:41,582 --> 01:09:44,184 I ordered a Buffalo chicken. 1256 01:09:44,184 --> 01:09:45,520 This is, this is barbecue. 1257 01:09:45,520 --> 01:09:47,922 It's it wouldn't be a refund. 1258 01:09:47,922 --> 01:09:49,724 It would be doing the right thing. 1259 01:09:49,724 --> 01:09:50,558 Sorry, sir. 1260 01:09:50,558 --> 01:09:51,826 It's our company policy. 1261 01:09:51,826 --> 01:09:53,861 We can't do refunds. 1262 01:09:53,861 --> 01:09:55,395 Not what I ordered though. 1263 01:09:55,395 --> 01:09:58,833 Um, is there any way I could make a trade? 1264 01:09:58,833 --> 01:09:59,934 I'm sorry, sir. 1265 01:09:59,934 --> 01:10:01,169 It's our company policy. 1266 01:10:01,169 --> 01:10:02,235 This isn't what I ordered though. 1267 01:10:02,235 --> 01:10:03,871 I think I would know. 1268 01:10:03,871 --> 01:10:07,542 What I ordered and what I ordered was buffalo chicken. 1269 01:10:07,542 --> 01:10:08,442 Edward. 1270 01:10:12,479 --> 01:10:14,481 Is there a manager I can speak to? 1271 01:10:18,086 --> 01:10:18,986 Sure. 1272 01:10:22,523 --> 01:10:25,993 What seems to be the problem, sir? 1273 01:10:25,993 --> 01:10:29,530 Problem is I ordered a buffalo chicken pizza, and what I got 1274 01:10:29,530 --> 01:10:32,399 instead is a barbecue chicken pizza. 1275 01:10:32,399 --> 01:10:37,905 Now maybe they sound alike maybe on the phone I said the wrong thing, but can 1276 01:10:37,905 --> 01:10:40,942 I please get the thing that I ordered? 1277 01:10:57,024 --> 01:10:59,493 Yeah, we don't do refunds here. 1278 01:10:59,493 --> 01:11:01,028 Mother fucker. 1279 01:11:03,998 --> 01:11:08,169 Can I please get the thing that I ordered! 1280 01:11:08,169 --> 01:11:09,771 Listen here, sugar britches. 1281 01:11:09,771 --> 01:11:11,038 We don't don't do fucking refunds. 1282 01:11:11,038 --> 01:11:11,739 Mother fucker! 1283 01:11:14,142 --> 01:11:15,042 I'll kill you! 1284 01:11:15,042 --> 01:11:17,277 I'll kill you all! 1285 01:11:17,277 --> 01:11:19,147 Get him down! 1286 01:11:19,147 --> 01:11:21,849 Get him down! 1287 01:11:21,849 --> 01:11:23,383 You're all dead! 1288 01:11:35,129 --> 01:11:40,101 I've been working with Necrosapiens for about eight years now. 1289 01:11:40,101 --> 01:11:42,703 And I've seen a lot. 1290 01:11:42,703 --> 01:11:49,476 These people come from all around Texas and Louisiana to take part in this, 1291 01:11:49,476 --> 01:11:52,345 this therapy, I guess you could call it. 1292 01:11:52,345 --> 01:12:00,087 We had fighters with stress issues, anger issues, sex issues, and people 1293 01:12:00,087 --> 01:12:04,424 who are flat out sick and tired of being ostracized by the world. 1294 01:12:04,424 --> 01:12:07,094 Because I'm a minority in a minority. 1295 01:12:07,094 --> 01:12:09,797 Um, bitch, please. 1296 01:12:11,299 --> 01:12:14,001 We offer support and encouragement. 1297 01:12:14,001 --> 01:12:18,471 And sometimes that's all a human being needs to keep on living. 1298 01:12:22,475 --> 01:12:26,647 Oh, bad news folks, looks like the game has been called due to rain. 1299 01:12:26,647 --> 01:12:28,115 The good news is. 1300 01:12:28,115 --> 01:12:29,416 We're going to see a doubleheader this Saturday. 1301 01:12:29,416 --> 01:12:30,785 Your Batting average, 1302 01:12:32,086 --> 01:12:33,187 hashtag overrated. 1303 01:12:33,187 --> 01:12:36,423 Zombie be kill of the week... 1304 01:12:39,527 --> 01:12:40,962 I've called him a lightweight. 1305 01:12:40,962 --> 01:12:42,495 I don't think he's going to make it. 1306 01:12:53,708 --> 01:12:57,912 Cheapskate booster club... 1307 01:12:59,647 --> 01:13:02,283 What's up coach, Oh, Whoa. 1308 01:13:02,283 --> 01:13:05,253 I didn't even see you there, with your, you know 1309 01:13:05,253 --> 01:13:06,486 shut up, sit down. 1310 01:13:11,792 --> 01:13:13,561 Jeremy you wanna tell me what's going on? 1311 01:13:14,195 --> 01:13:15,129 Come on, coach. 1312 01:13:15,129 --> 01:13:16,931 Come on, what? 1313 01:13:16,931 --> 01:13:18,866 Son you haven't been yourself lately. 1314 01:13:20,134 --> 01:13:21,434 Look at you. 1315 01:13:21,434 --> 01:13:22,103 I don't even recognize you anymore. 1316 01:13:23,838 --> 01:13:25,273 And I'm not even talking about the field. 1317 01:13:25,273 --> 01:13:28,142 That's a whole another subject. 1318 01:13:28,142 --> 01:13:30,077 It's like, you don't want to be here anymore. 1319 01:13:31,245 --> 01:13:31,946 Do you? 1320 01:13:34,115 --> 01:13:35,116 Look 1321 01:13:35,116 --> 01:13:36,150 it's not just baseball. 1322 01:13:37,151 --> 01:13:38,119 Alright. 1323 01:13:38,119 --> 01:13:39,921 It's everything else. 1324 01:13:41,088 --> 01:13:41,822 Like what? 1325 01:13:43,490 --> 01:13:48,329 I can't go in the public without being, being criticized or 1326 01:13:48,329 --> 01:13:51,766 heckled or praised man, like... 1327 01:13:53,968 --> 01:13:56,003 Son you're going to have to develop thicker skin. 1328 01:13:56,871 --> 01:13:57,605 Okay. 1329 01:13:57,605 --> 01:14:00,107 And what I mean by that? 1330 01:14:00,107 --> 01:14:03,110 You can't take what the fans say personally. 1331 01:14:04,912 --> 01:14:05,813 You understand? 1332 01:14:07,248 --> 01:14:09,183 Son you're a national sensation. 1333 01:14:10,551 --> 01:14:12,186 And people are jealous of that. 1334 01:14:12,186 --> 01:14:15,756 They want to see you fail .And you attack a fan. 1335 01:14:15,756 --> 01:14:17,658 You're playing right into their hands. 1336 01:14:17,658 --> 01:14:19,694 That's exactly what they want you to do. 1337 01:14:21,562 --> 01:14:22,196 Look at me. 1338 01:14:23,631 --> 01:14:25,465 You are better than that. 1339 01:14:40,548 --> 01:14:41,615 What do you want to get? 1340 01:14:42,950 --> 01:14:44,618 Let's get 50 Shades of Grey. 1341 01:14:45,386 --> 01:14:46,020 Yeah. 1342 01:14:47,388 --> 01:14:48,089 Okay. 1343 01:14:48,089 --> 01:14:48,789 Fine. 1344 01:14:48,789 --> 01:14:48,823 What do you want? 1345 01:14:49,523 --> 01:14:50,791 Oh, I don't know. 1346 01:14:52,026 --> 01:14:54,028 Has the new Fincher film come out yet? 1347 01:14:54,729 --> 01:14:57,665 Ooh, Wrong Turn 6. 1348 01:14:57,665 --> 01:14:59,266 What is that? 1349 01:14:59,266 --> 01:15:01,002 You've never seen the Wrong Turn movies? 1350 01:15:02,370 --> 01:15:04,505 Oh, they're so they're so bad. 1351 01:15:04,505 --> 01:15:06,774 It's like, you know, typical horror movie, the kids get lost in the woods 1352 01:15:06,774 --> 01:15:10,578 and then, um, but then they run into these like hillbilly, like cannibals. 1353 01:15:10,578 --> 01:15:12,013 It's so stupid. 1354 01:15:12,013 --> 01:15:14,215 It's... it's bad, but it's... it's funny. 1355 01:15:15,249 --> 01:15:15,883 Yeah. 1356 01:15:17,318 --> 01:15:19,320 Hillbilly cannibals. 1357 01:15:19,320 --> 01:15:20,254 What's the big deal? 1358 01:15:20,254 --> 01:15:21,555 They're zombies. 1359 01:15:21,555 --> 01:15:22,590 They're not 1360 01:15:22,590 --> 01:15:23,758 they're not zombies. 1361 01:15:23,758 --> 01:15:25,459 You wanna watch a zombie film. 1362 01:15:25,459 --> 01:15:26,460 Oh God. 1363 01:15:26,460 --> 01:15:28,162 It's not a zombie movie. 1364 01:15:29,130 --> 01:15:30,431 What do you call it? 1365 01:15:30,431 --> 01:15:32,266 It's just a stupid horror movie. 1366 01:15:32,266 --> 01:15:33,834 It's not a zombie movie. 1367 01:15:35,002 --> 01:15:35,503 Alright. 1368 01:15:35,503 --> 01:15:36,203 Yeah. 1369 01:15:36,203 --> 01:15:36,904 Okay. 1370 01:15:36,904 --> 01:15:37,471 Yeah. 1371 01:15:37,471 --> 01:15:39,640 All right. 1372 01:15:39,640 --> 01:15:41,208 So we can watch Wolf of wall street and we can see 74 pairs of tits and that's okay, 1373 01:15:41,208 --> 01:15:43,144 but we can watch a stupid horror movie. 1374 01:15:43,144 --> 01:15:45,279 It's not even remotely the same thing, they're not zombie movies. 1375 01:15:45,279 --> 01:15:47,014 You know what? 1376 01:15:47,014 --> 01:15:48,382 I'm so tired of the self righteous crap, Cry me river full of 1377 01:15:48,382 --> 01:15:51,118 zombie tears, I'm so sick of it. 1378 01:15:51,118 --> 01:15:52,253 It's stupid. 1379 01:15:53,254 --> 01:15:54,855 Just do whatever you want. 1380 01:15:54,855 --> 01:15:57,258 How about, how about you get whatever the fuck you want. 1381 01:16:02,163 --> 01:16:03,330 I'm the one with the temper, right? 1382 01:16:22,551 --> 01:16:23,584 What are you doing? 1383 01:16:23,584 --> 01:16:28,089 I want to go for a drive. 1384 01:16:31,192 --> 01:16:33,094 I just want to go for a drive by myself. 1385 01:16:33,094 --> 01:16:35,663 I don't really want to be with you at the moment, and I don't 1386 01:16:35,663 --> 01:16:37,031 think you need to be with me. 1387 01:16:37,031 --> 01:16:38,833 I think we just need to take a second. 1388 01:16:39,667 --> 01:16:40,601 Really? 1389 01:16:42,002 --> 01:16:42,736 Fine. 1390 01:16:42,736 --> 01:16:43,671 Have a great night. 1391 01:16:53,614 --> 01:16:55,550 How about you, new girl? 1392 01:16:55,550 --> 01:16:57,485 What's your story? 1393 01:16:57,485 --> 01:16:59,186 I don't have a story. 1394 01:16:59,186 --> 01:17:02,022 Surely you have a good reason for being here. 1395 01:17:02,022 --> 01:17:06,193 And I know I'm not the only one wondering what that reason is. 1396 01:17:06,193 --> 01:17:07,061 What's your name? 1397 01:17:07,828 --> 01:17:09,730 Bridgette. 1398 01:17:09,730 --> 01:17:13,801 Okay, Bridgette, some of us would like to know what you're feeling. 1399 01:17:15,636 --> 01:17:17,805 What am I feeling? 1400 01:17:17,805 --> 01:17:24,845 Anxiety, anger, frustration, helpless. 1401 01:17:27,882 --> 01:17:30,084 So helpless. 1402 01:17:30,084 --> 01:17:34,955 I feel like no matter how hard I try, I never make a difference. 1403 01:17:34,955 --> 01:17:37,526 And how would you want to make a difference? 1404 01:17:37,526 --> 01:17:40,094 Well, I'm really into politics. 1405 01:17:40,094 --> 01:17:44,265 I work at the Dan Basso volunteer center in Henderson. 1406 01:17:45,833 --> 01:17:47,067 I knew it. 1407 01:17:47,067 --> 01:17:49,069 You're that girl off that, the TV! 1408 01:17:49,069 --> 01:17:49,904 The Mr. 1409 01:17:49,904 --> 01:17:51,839 Pippin's Chicken girl. 1410 01:17:51,839 --> 01:17:53,140 You made a fool out of yourself. 1411 01:17:53,140 --> 01:17:56,645 I was fighting an injustice. 1412 01:17:56,645 --> 01:17:58,712 Excuse me. 1413 01:17:58,712 --> 01:18:04,251 Do you honestly think that necrosapiens shouldn't have the right to marriage? 1414 01:18:04,251 --> 01:18:05,119 Of course not. 1415 01:18:05,119 --> 01:18:07,388 You don't think, I believe that. 1416 01:18:07,388 --> 01:18:09,924 I mean, Mr. Pippin, he's going to say and do whatever he feels like. 1417 01:18:09,924 --> 01:18:11,225 Even if it pisses you off. 1418 01:18:11,225 --> 01:18:13,260 I mean, it's the first amendment. 1419 01:18:13,260 --> 01:18:14,195 I agree with that. 1420 01:18:14,195 --> 01:18:16,163 We have to choose our battles. 1421 01:18:16,163 --> 01:18:19,900 I mean, that news coverage made us look like a bunch of savages. 1422 01:18:19,900 --> 01:18:21,769 And going tit for tat, with Mr. 1423 01:18:21,769 --> 01:18:23,404 Pippin ain't worth it. 1424 01:18:23,404 --> 01:18:26,840 But I'll tell you what he makes a mean bird. 1425 01:18:26,840 --> 01:18:27,609 She's right. 1426 01:18:27,609 --> 01:18:28,643 The sauce? 1427 01:18:28,643 --> 01:18:31,312 That sauce is the bomb. 1428 01:18:33,013 --> 01:18:36,217 How can you guys defend a man like Mr. 1429 01:18:36,217 --> 01:18:37,184 Pippin? 1430 01:18:37,184 --> 01:18:38,852 We're in the middle of a war. 1431 01:18:38,852 --> 01:18:41,288 Have some goddamn self-respect. 1432 01:18:41,288 --> 01:18:42,856 Nobody is at war. 1433 01:18:42,856 --> 01:18:44,959 Fuck you! 1434 01:18:50,297 --> 01:18:58,005 Bridgette, you mentioned earlier, anxiety, anger, helplessness. 1435 01:18:58,005 --> 01:19:02,611 These are all emotions associated with stress. 1436 01:19:02,611 --> 01:19:06,013 Now I want you to forget about politics for a while. 1437 01:19:06,981 --> 01:19:08,449 Do you have a hobby? 1438 01:19:09,651 --> 01:19:10,619 I don't know. 1439 01:19:10,619 --> 01:19:12,786 Well, try harder. 1440 01:19:12,786 --> 01:19:18,660 Try to take that activity and embrace surely there's something you can 1441 01:19:18,660 --> 01:19:22,396 turn to peace just for a moment. 1442 01:19:26,900 --> 01:19:28,869 Did I ever tell you why I never went pro? 1443 01:19:29,370 --> 01:19:30,070 Yeah. 1444 01:19:30,070 --> 01:19:32,206 Uh, your shoulder. 1445 01:19:33,807 --> 01:19:40,080 Yeah, my shoulder best thing ever happened in my career. 1446 01:19:40,080 --> 01:19:43,150 You know, me and my brother, Jim, we were called up to go and play for the Marlins. 1447 01:19:43,150 --> 01:19:50,024 AAA, back in 92, two brothers out of Carthage, going to Miami 1448 01:19:50,024 --> 01:19:53,160 well we were celebrities back home, let me tell you. 1449 01:19:54,663 --> 01:19:57,965 Now Carthage is a lot different than Miami. 1450 01:19:58,899 --> 01:20:00,635 We fell into the light life. 1451 01:20:00,635 --> 01:20:01,835 Oh my God. 1452 01:20:02,803 --> 01:20:04,739 Parties, drinking, women. 1453 01:20:04,739 --> 01:20:06,407 Ooh. 1454 01:20:06,407 --> 01:20:08,976 And we started showing up to practice hung over, started 1455 01:20:08,976 --> 01:20:11,011 showing up to games, hung over. 1456 01:20:13,147 --> 01:20:15,215 It just got worse. 1457 01:20:15,215 --> 01:20:19,853 And then, uh, one night Jim and a bunch of his buddies out 1458 01:20:19,853 --> 01:20:22,089 drinking all night in a car 1459 01:20:23,457 --> 01:20:27,194 right off of 95 overpass, killed them all. 1460 01:20:31,065 --> 01:20:33,702 Well I was devastated. 1461 01:20:33,702 --> 01:20:36,805 I didn't think I was going to be able to get over it. 1462 01:20:36,805 --> 01:20:41,875 Team gave me a couple of weeks off and I didn't even try. 1463 01:20:41,875 --> 01:20:44,912 I just, I drank every day. 1464 01:20:46,980 --> 01:20:49,083 I couldn't get over it. 1465 01:20:49,083 --> 01:20:51,686 And instead of being out there and trying to play for, for Jim and play for 1466 01:20:51,686 --> 01:20:54,888 myself and the love of the sport, I just sat around and felt sorry for myself. 1467 01:20:58,693 --> 01:21:01,563 Shoulders was the excuse I got to use for why I was cut. 1468 01:21:02,731 --> 01:21:03,997 Saved my ass. 1469 01:21:05,800 --> 01:21:07,134 You understand what I'm saying? 1470 01:21:09,069 --> 01:21:10,237 I want to show you something, 1471 01:21:17,545 --> 01:21:18,312 take a look at that. 1472 01:21:21,716 --> 01:21:28,055 We going to be somebody Jeremy, but we let everything get in the way of baseball. 1473 01:21:34,128 --> 01:21:37,464 No, I don't tell a lot of people that story. 1474 01:21:37,464 --> 01:21:40,100 Actually, Jeremy's the first player to ever hear it. 1475 01:21:40,100 --> 01:21:41,368 I'm glad he did. 1476 01:21:42,871 --> 01:21:46,106 I, uh, I look at him and I see myself... 1477 01:21:47,207 --> 01:21:50,411 I'm reminded of myself when I was 20. 1478 01:21:50,411 --> 01:21:53,480 I really hope he makes better decisions than I did. 1479 01:21:53,480 --> 01:21:57,384 God, I'd like to be watching him on TV for the next 20 years. 1480 01:21:57,384 --> 01:21:59,319 And I know my brother Jim would too. 1481 01:22:04,893 --> 01:22:06,528 Fucking bitches. 1482 01:22:08,095 --> 01:22:09,864 Mom, have you seen my pink halter top? 1483 01:22:09,864 --> 01:22:11,533 No, I haven't. 1484 01:22:11,533 --> 01:22:12,634 Dad? 1485 01:22:12,634 --> 01:22:14,569 Yeah, I wore it to work yesterday. 1486 01:22:35,456 --> 01:22:36,658 Yeah. 1487 01:22:36,658 --> 01:22:37,559 You caught her a little skirmish back there. 1488 01:22:39,026 --> 01:22:40,628 I swear, man. 1489 01:22:40,628 --> 01:22:41,428 You should see her when the cameras aren't rolling. 1490 01:22:42,597 --> 01:22:43,997 I mean, whatever. 1491 01:22:43,997 --> 01:22:45,299 I just needed to be alone for an hour. 1492 01:22:45,299 --> 01:22:47,869 Just take a few deep breaths. 1493 01:22:47,869 --> 01:22:50,905 And that's when I remembered our favorite video store was having one of those 1494 01:22:50,905 --> 01:22:52,674 we're going out of business sales. 1495 01:22:53,541 --> 01:22:54,141 I don't know. 1496 01:22:58,580 --> 01:22:59,279 It's a good one. 1497 01:23:07,321 --> 01:23:09,490 They're never going to let you get away with this. 1498 01:23:11,158 --> 01:23:12,760 You're a dead man Ramsay. 1499 01:23:16,063 --> 01:23:17,164 Join the club. 1500 01:23:21,669 --> 01:23:23,170 I guess I'm whipped. 1501 01:23:23,170 --> 01:23:24,238 What can I say? 1502 01:23:26,006 --> 01:23:27,174 Just leave it at that. 1503 01:23:31,880 --> 01:23:36,618 There was something actually from my childhood that brought me peace. 1504 01:23:36,618 --> 01:23:41,789 I remember as a kid, my dad would do fun things and turns out 1505 01:23:41,789 --> 01:23:48,495 shooting a gun is a real stress reliever and an adrenaline rush too. 1506 01:23:48,495 --> 01:23:53,801 I never really had a hobby before, but I'm willing to give this one a... 1507 01:23:59,139 --> 01:24:00,240 Yes. 1508 01:24:00,240 --> 01:24:02,109 Can you sign my sheet? 1509 01:24:06,413 --> 01:24:08,583 Looks like you were done. 1510 01:24:08,583 --> 01:24:12,085 These 40 hours flew by fast, huh. 1511 01:24:12,085 --> 01:24:16,558 You know, I think Basso stance on standardized testing was my favorite. 1512 01:24:16,558 --> 01:24:17,725 Oh yeah. 1513 01:24:17,725 --> 01:24:19,827 Yeah. 1514 01:24:19,827 --> 01:24:21,796 I mean, why should students learn for tests instead of their actual potential? 1515 01:24:21,796 --> 01:24:23,665 I also read that schools receive money based on their 1516 01:24:23,665 --> 01:24:26,601 standardized... Are you ready to go? 1517 01:24:26,601 --> 01:24:27,535 Our rides here. 1518 01:24:27,535 --> 01:24:28,836 Yeah, let's go. 1519 01:24:28,836 --> 01:24:29,938 See you next week. 1520 01:24:29,938 --> 01:24:30,705 Yeah. 1521 01:24:34,943 --> 01:24:36,143 Lucky girl. 1522 01:24:40,347 --> 01:24:44,919 That's how you get on second base swing and a miss by Holland, strike one. 1523 01:24:44,919 --> 01:24:49,423 You know, I'd like to point out that we have a season high 78 cougars 1524 01:24:49,423 --> 01:24:52,994 in attendance today, and all of us are eager to see J-Holl can shake 1525 01:24:52,994 --> 01:24:56,798 his slump and forget that incident he had with the fan last week. 1526 01:24:56,798 --> 01:25:00,200 Are you referring to the incident that we were specifically 1527 01:25:00,200 --> 01:25:01,803 told not to talk about today? 1528 01:25:01,803 --> 01:25:03,705 Since you brought it up. 1529 01:25:03,705 --> 01:25:07,107 I thought I saw that same fan on the prowl after yesterday's game. 1530 01:25:18,920 --> 01:25:21,623 And the 0-1 pitch from Clayton. 1531 01:25:21,623 --> 01:25:24,358 Catches Holland looking at a beautiful sinker down and way. 1532 01:25:24,358 --> 01:25:26,426 Count is 0-2. 1533 01:25:36,169 --> 01:25:39,139 And just a reminder folks today's doubleheader is brought to you 1534 01:25:39,139 --> 01:25:41,441 online courtesy of Pizza Pete's. 1535 01:25:41,441 --> 01:25:45,713 So hang onto your ticket stubs and receive half off on any medium one topic pizza. 1536 01:26:05,365 --> 01:26:08,036 Oh, this one's going deep into right field. 1537 01:26:08,036 --> 01:26:09,904 Haulin' down that baseline. 1538 01:26:09,904 --> 01:26:10,838 Holland rounds two. 1539 01:26:10,838 --> 01:26:13,240 Oh and it hits the wall. 1540 01:26:13,240 --> 01:26:15,175 Here it comes. 1541 01:26:17,111 --> 01:26:18,946 Walk off inside the park. 1542 01:26:18,946 --> 01:26:20,815 The throw is not in time. 1543 01:26:20,815 --> 01:26:24,118 Keep those tickets stubs kiddies, Daddy's bringing home Pizza Pete's. 1544 01:26:24,118 --> 01:26:30,591 The first pick in the MLB draft, the Florida Marlins select Jacob. 1545 01:26:34,095 --> 01:26:36,430 I don't have any management experience, but I'm a quick 1546 01:26:36,430 --> 01:26:38,231 learner and very adaptable. 1547 01:26:38,231 --> 01:26:40,568 In fact, if you look at last year's numbers, you'll see that 1548 01:26:40,568 --> 01:26:43,771 mine were unaffected by our new sales regulation set in April. 1549 01:26:43,771 --> 01:26:46,708 I'm the only salesman in Carthage who could say that. 1550 01:26:46,708 --> 01:26:47,642 Pull! 1551 01:26:54,582 --> 01:27:00,788 With the second pick in the MLB draft, the Chicago Cubs select Ethan Carthright. 1552 01:27:16,470 --> 01:27:20,975 We're usually a little leery about hiring somebody without management experience. 1553 01:27:20,975 --> 01:27:25,813 But in this case, I'm going to move forward with your application. 1554 01:27:25,813 --> 01:27:27,648 Can't judge a book by its cover, right? 1555 01:27:32,587 --> 01:27:37,225 Early polls indicate that State Senator Basso to have the slight edge. 1556 01:27:37,225 --> 01:27:39,292 Going to Mexico folks. 1557 01:27:39,292 --> 01:27:43,731 Taxes and fights and nagging about the cleaning, and now we get to do it. 1558 01:27:45,967 --> 01:27:51,939 Now I can't promise peace and prosperity overnight, but I can 1559 01:27:51,939 --> 01:27:54,709 and I will take the right steps to gain the momentum to resurrect the 1560 01:27:54,709 --> 01:27:58,646 pride and honor our state demands. 1561 01:28:12,193 --> 01:28:14,361 Yes, sir. 1562 01:28:14,361 --> 01:28:20,635 With the 11th pick in the MLB draft the Houston Astros select Jeremy Holland. 1563 01:28:25,472 --> 01:28:27,542 Chet, I didn't think you'd do it. 1564 01:28:27,542 --> 01:28:29,409 Purple looks good on you. 1565 01:28:29,409 --> 01:28:31,012 I like it. 1566 01:28:31,012 --> 01:28:38,418 We are the lonestar state, but we must act together. 1567 01:28:38,418 --> 01:28:43,591 Together we can live again. 1568 01:31:40,601 --> 01:31:41,836 I got a barbecue chicken. 1569 01:31:41,836 --> 01:31:43,503 Which I guess is okay in the long run. 1570 01:31:43,503 --> 01:31:46,140 In the grand scheme of things, I guess it's not really bothering 1571 01:31:46,140 --> 01:31:51,278 anyone, but if it's not too much of an inconvenience I swear to God, it 1572 01:31:51,278 --> 01:31:56,951 was Buffalo and it would be nice if I could maybe get that traded out. 1573 01:32:08,429 --> 01:32:09,830 Here you go. 1574 01:32:09,830 --> 01:32:11,665 Sorry for the inconvenience. 1575 01:32:12,233 --> 01:32:12,867 Cool.