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All right, settle down, settle down.
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Yes, I know.
They're both great books.
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So, my question is:
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which one do you like better?
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Catcher in the Rye, for sure.
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Holden Caulfield's a pimp.
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No.
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Iceberg Slim is a pimp.
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Holden Caulfield is a spoiled
rich kid from the Upper East Side
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who goes to a fancy prep school.
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Sound familiar?
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Uh, what about you, Mr. Anderson?
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Well, my dad's not
a billionaire Wall Street CEO,
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and if he is, he owes my mom a whole lot
of back child support.
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So I'm partial to Lord of the Flies.
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I don't think Holden Caulfield
would last a week on this island.
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He'd be running around
like a little punk,
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wishing for this
nightmare to be over.
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Kind of like a substitute teacher.
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Oh! Oh! Oh!
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Well played, Max.
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You know, the good news is
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you have a very bright academic future
ahead of you.
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The bad news is,
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you're probably gonna be a virgin
till you're 35 years old.
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All right, class, that's a wrap.
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Anderson, out.
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Bye, Mr. Anderson.
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Bye, sweetheart, take it easy.
Later, man.
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Saved by the bell, huh?
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Principal Mellon, hey.
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You definitely have a way
with the students, Rob.
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Kids, for some reason,
I connect with them.
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It's probably our love of Rihanna
and the occasional acne flare-up.
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Listen, Ms. James' stint in rehab
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is gonna go a bit
longer than expected...
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Okay, yeah, well, crack'll do that to you.
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I've got a full-time position.
Love to talk to about it...
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Let me stop you right there.
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I'm good for a couple days a week,
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but I can't commit
to anything more than that.
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Now if you'll excuse me,
I'm getting married tomorrow.
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I have an Uber waiting outside,
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and I don't want
to mess up my five-star rating.
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- Think about it.
- Thank you.
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Baby, it's me.
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I don't know if you got my messages.
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I'm in the terminal.
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- I'll see you soon. Whoa!
- Hey!
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Oh! Excuse me.
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Ah!
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God!
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Excuse me. Whoo!
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Hey. Hi. Rob Anderson.
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I'm on Flight 1492 to Charleston.
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Oh, oh, I'm sorry, sir.
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The doors to that flight are closed.
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Well, can't you open them?
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I mean, it's doors,
that's what they do.
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They open and close.
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I...
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Ah! I can get you
on a flight for tomorrow.
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No, no, no, I can't go tomorrow.
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I need to be there today.
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I get married tomorrow.
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Oh.
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I am sorry, sir. Our last flight out today
is completely booked.
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- No.
- Mm-hmm.
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Attention!
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Attention, ladies and gentlemen.
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My name is Rob Anderson.
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I'm willing to do unspeakably desperate
and nasty things
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for a plane ticket
on the next flight to Charleston.
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Anybody?
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How desperate?
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Um... Anything short of a felony.
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Oh.
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Well, do you have cash?
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No, but I do have
this first-generation iPhone.
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Oh...
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Well, you're not exactly dazzling me
with options here.
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I have been known
to be a pretty tender lover.
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Ooh. Well, I'm gonna need a sample
of your work.
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Okay.
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- Hi, beautiful.
- Hi.
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How was that?
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I got your messages.
We're on the next flight out.
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Yes!
See, that's why I'm marrying you.
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You are lucky you just got here.
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You know, I was really mad
about two glasses of wine ago.
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I have a very good excuse.
See, I was securing our financial future.
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You're late
because you were playing the lotto.
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Baby, you got to be in it to win it.
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Hey, I got you something.
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You know, at one point,
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you described that as a rainbow exploding
in your mouth.
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Now, there's a lot of different ways
I can go with that,
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but I'm just gonna stick to,
"They're yummy."
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- Thank you.
- You're welcome.
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Right now, I'm just happy you're here.
I had a really tough day.
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Oh, what happened? Did your daddy
buy some mom-and-pop company
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and has to fire everybody
so he ain't gonna make the wedding?
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- You wish.
- I do!
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No, I had to tell a six-year-old
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that she has a tumor in her stomach
and needs surgery.
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- Oh, babe, that's terrible.
- But she's gonna beat it for sure.
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Yeah, she's gonna beat it. You know why?
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'Cause she's got the best doctor
in New York City.
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Oh, scratch that.
She's got the best doctor in the galaxy.
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Assuming there are space doctors
out there on some undiscovered planet.
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Stop it. Wait, how was school?
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- It was good.
- Yeah?
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Yeah, I didn't save nobody's life,
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but Mellon offered me a full-time gig.
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- Really?
- Yeah.
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That's great, baby!
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You are an amazing teacher.
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Thank you.
What took us so long to do this?
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Uh, probably because it took you
seven years to ask.
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Hmm.
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You know, a part of me
thought you'd never propose.
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Well,
it's like my favorite Justin Bieber song.
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- "Never Say Never."
- Oh, yeah.
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Or my second favorite
Justin Bieber song...
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- "Sorry."
- That was a good one.
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- Would you look at the flowers!
- Yeah, it's nice.
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Oh, look at that one. It's beautiful.
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- Hey, my man!
- What's up?
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- Excuse me for one second.
- Oh, hi.
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- What's up, man?
- What's up, buddy?
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Hey, real quick,
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did you know your
mother sang back up
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for The Gap Band
on the Humpin' Tour?
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Yeah, I think
she missed my birthday that year.
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- First of many.
- Robbie, baby!
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- Hey, Mama.
- Listen.
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I was just about to tell Benjamin
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about the time I was singing
with Rick James in 1984.
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It was a lot of cigarettes,
Johnnie Walker Black,
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and it involved a basement!
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There's my beautiful baby girl.
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- Daddy, hi!
- Hi, baby. Oh.
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- Wow, you made it.
- Yes!
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- How are you, sir? Good...
- You're late.
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Yeah, we had a rough start.
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But I think the worst
part is behind us.
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What Rob didn't tell you
is that he got a job offer today.
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- Really?
- Larkin Prep wants him to teach full-time.
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Oh, now, that's nice.
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You're getting married,
working for the man,
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like a productive member of society.
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Yeah, but I didn't say I was gonna accept.
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You know, the hours, from eight to three,
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and then you have to stay behind
and grade papers.
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Sounds like backbreaking work.
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Rob is just so amazing with those kids.
They love him.
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I mean,
he is going to make a great father.
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And I cannot wait for the grandbabies.
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Maybe we'll just wait a while
for the kids.
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We'll just enjoy marriage, right?
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You ordered the wrong font
for the programs.
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I expect you to pick up the new ones
first thing tomorrow.
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Okay. It's not like I have
anything important to do, right?
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And, Rob, this is your wedding rehearsal.
You could at least wear a jacket.
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- It is a jacket.
- It's a sweater.
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Well,
it's kind of like a jacketed sweater.
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It's a "swacket."
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A swacket.
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Dad, uh, where is Vicky?
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Oh, she's checking you guys in
because Rob was so late.
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We're all just trying to make this
the perfect wedding for you.
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If only your mother were here.
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Dad, I know, but she is here. She's here.
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Oh, I have to take this.
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An investor group is planning
a hostile takeover of my company,
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on this of all weekends.
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You kids start without me. Hello?
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What do you got? You're kidding me!
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Is he really gonna miss the rehearsal?
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It's okay.
I am the daughter of Reginald Swope.
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- I'm used to it. Hi!
- Hi.
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All right, loving family, let's rehearse.
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- Thank God we are here.
- Yes.
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Did I ever tell you that I love you,
but I hate your driving?
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- Why, 'cause I know how to drive?
- You're terrible.
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Yeah, whatever. I'm terrible.
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Did you hear Megan's dad going on and on
about the programs?
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Yes, and you need to tighten up, man,
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because it's my responsibility
to make sure you handle your business.
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What are you even talking about?
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It's a fact that the best man
has his pick
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of the single ladies at the wedding.
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I don't want you making me look bad.
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You don't need me.
You make yourself look bad.
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Look at that Afro.
It's not coming back the third time.
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You know what?
Just give me the ring. Come on.
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Oh, ring... Uh...
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Uh, must've packed it in the bag.
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Megan told me you skipped out
on dance lessons, okay.
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It's the first dance, man.
It means a lot to her, so lock it in.
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Do you know I'm a natural dancer?
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You know, my pop-lock is on fleek.
You know... Bah, bah!
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All right.
Listen, how are your vows looking?
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- I got 'em.
- Because you memorized 'em?
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00:10:00,398 --> 00:10:02,484
- Oh, no. I'm gonna wing it.
- Come on.
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This is your wedding, man.
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00:10:04,194 --> 00:10:07,113
You can't just go half-ass it
like you do everything else in life.
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00:10:07,197 --> 00:10:08,615
Come on, you just can't do it...
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00:10:08,698 --> 00:10:09,978
Here comes Vicky. How do I look?
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Like the Fat Albert kids went
to prep school.
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Do I look nervous?
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- Yeah, you look nervous.
- I do?
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Boys. Here are your keys.
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- And a porter will be out for your bags.
- Thank you.
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00:10:21,419 --> 00:10:23,296
- Hey, Vicky.
- Hey.
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00:10:23,838 --> 00:10:24,838
You look...
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So, what is your policy
on wedding party relations?
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Because I am so into that.
219
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That's wonderful.
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I would get more pleasure
from a plastic man doll.
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So, you want me to bring the toys?
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Wow.
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That was "no."
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Congratulations, sir.
This must be the lucky lady.
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- Oh, no.
- Oh, hell no. No!
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- No, we tried that once.
- Just once.
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It was weird. It was like hell,
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if hell was really cold and wet,
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like your grandma's moldy basement
after a bad flood.
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Hold up, is that Cody?
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What is Megan's handsome, successful
ex-boyfriend doing here?
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Rob!
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00:11:17,642 --> 00:11:18,643
Huh?
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00:11:18,726 --> 00:11:21,354
Nice car.
I was waiting for it to transform.
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- What the hell are you doing here?
- Is that a cardigan?
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Holy shit.
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She's gotten hotter.
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Hey, babe!
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Cody.
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- Yes, ma'am.
- Uh, what are you doing here?
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Oh... there we go.
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Your father made me his plus one.
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Yeah, the old man gave me my start.
When he calls, I come running.
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Made it sound
like Rob wasn't gonna show up.
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Thought I might have to step in, so...
I brought a tux.
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It's Armani.
247
00:11:57,807 --> 00:11:59,309
I'm kidding. I'm kidding.
248
00:11:59,976 --> 00:12:01,185
I'll be wearing a suit.
249
00:12:01,269 --> 00:12:02,687
Also Armani.
250
00:12:02,770 --> 00:12:04,856
All right, let's get this party started!
251
00:12:04,939 --> 00:12:07,525
All right, bachelorettes, in the bus.
Let's go.
252
00:12:07,609 --> 00:12:09,235
All right, have fun. Good night!
253
00:12:09,319 --> 00:12:10,862
Huh, Rob? Huh?
254
00:12:10,945 --> 00:12:12,113
Yeah. Good night.
255
00:12:14,365 --> 00:12:16,075
Your dad's always full of surprises, huh?
256
00:12:16,159 --> 00:12:17,619
What's next, prom date?
257
00:12:17,702 --> 00:12:19,204
I'm sorry, babe.
258
00:12:19,287 --> 00:12:22,457
You know, we haven't had time
to spend with each other.
259
00:12:22,540 --> 00:12:23,625
Well, you know what's good?
260
00:12:23,708 --> 00:12:26,127
The fact that you have the rest
of your life to make it up.
261
00:12:26,211 --> 00:12:29,255
But what happens if I gain 50 pounds,
my hairline starts receding?
262
00:12:29,339 --> 00:12:31,132
- Ooh.
- I stop making you smile.
263
00:12:31,215 --> 00:12:33,343
I can deal with the bald head
and some love handles,
264
00:12:33,426 --> 00:12:35,266
but you're gonna have to work
to make me smile.
265
00:12:35,345 --> 00:12:36,345
Hmm.
266
00:12:38,014 --> 00:12:39,349
That's the easy part.
267
00:12:39,432 --> 00:12:41,100
It is!
268
00:12:41,184 --> 00:12:43,770
I can't wait to see you tomorrow
in your tux, babe.
269
00:12:43,853 --> 00:12:45,730
And you're gonna look beautiful
in your dress.
270
00:12:45,813 --> 00:12:47,523
Oh, thank you.
271
00:12:52,695 --> 00:12:53,695
Bye!
272
00:12:54,072 --> 00:12:55,698
- Bye!
- Be safe.
273
00:12:55,782 --> 00:12:56,782
All right.
274
00:12:58,451 --> 00:13:01,329
See, now that woman
deserves a great wedding.
275
00:13:01,412 --> 00:13:02,872
Yes, she does.
276
00:13:02,956 --> 00:13:05,583
- You got a lot on your plate, Rob.
- Yeah.
277
00:13:05,667 --> 00:13:08,586
- You sure you don't wanna stay in?
- Is the wedding tonight?
278
00:13:08,670 --> 00:13:09,670
No.
279
00:13:10,421 --> 00:13:11,839
One drink won't kill us.
280
00:13:16,177 --> 00:13:18,262
♪ Bye-bye, love ♪
281
00:13:28,314 --> 00:13:29,649
Please!
282
00:13:30,525 --> 00:13:34,487
Christ, for the love of God,
stop building shit!
283
00:13:34,570 --> 00:13:36,197
Hey, did you hear that?
284
00:13:39,784 --> 00:13:41,411
Hang on, buddy! I'm coming!
285
00:13:54,716 --> 00:13:56,009
What in the hell?
286
00:13:56,718 --> 00:13:58,803
All right. I think we got it.
287
00:13:58,886 --> 00:14:02,307
Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh, no, we don't.
No, we don't got it.
288
00:14:02,390 --> 00:14:06,644
Guys! I'm gonna need
just a little more time in here!
289
00:14:06,728 --> 00:14:09,689
Everybody...
Everybody, y'all just take the next one!
290
00:14:09,772 --> 00:14:12,025
Ocupado! Ocupado!
291
00:14:14,152 --> 00:14:15,152
Finally!
292
00:14:16,654 --> 00:14:18,614
Oh! Oh!
293
00:14:20,658 --> 00:14:23,119
You know what? Screw it.
I've been waiting for 20 minutes.
294
00:14:23,202 --> 00:14:24,871
Are you in or out, guy?
295
00:14:26,873 --> 00:14:29,375
Excuse me. Excuse me. Excuse me.
296
00:14:42,305 --> 00:14:43,806
Hi. Hi.
297
00:14:44,307 --> 00:14:45,307
Hi.
298
00:14:47,060 --> 00:14:48,853
- Hi.
- Excuse me, sir, you're naked.
299
00:14:48,936 --> 00:14:51,397
Yeah. Um, listen, I need a room key.
300
00:14:53,775 --> 00:14:56,069
I'm sorry,
but I didn't hear what you said.
301
00:14:56,152 --> 00:14:57,653
I'm trying not to look at your junk.
302
00:14:57,737 --> 00:14:59,822
Okay, I need a room key.
303
00:14:59,906 --> 00:15:01,366
- Thank you.
- Please.
304
00:15:01,949 --> 00:15:03,868
- Oh, thank you.
- Name?
305
00:15:03,951 --> 00:15:05,495
Rob Anderson.
306
00:15:07,997 --> 00:15:09,248
I don't see your reservation.
307
00:15:09,332 --> 00:15:11,084
Check under Swope.
308
00:15:13,002 --> 00:15:14,379
Nothing under Swope, either.
309
00:15:14,462 --> 00:15:16,172
- I'm in room 412.
- No, you're not.
310
00:15:16,255 --> 00:15:19,842
- Wait. Please, don't do that.
- Get security.
311
00:15:19,926 --> 00:15:22,470
Listen, can I just use your phone, please?
312
00:15:23,596 --> 00:15:24,597
Please?
313
00:15:28,476 --> 00:15:29,936
Thank you. You are an angel.
314
00:15:32,730 --> 00:15:37,360
♪ Why should I feel ♪
315
00:15:37,443 --> 00:15:39,487
♪ Discouraged? ♪
316
00:15:41,489 --> 00:15:46,077
♪ Why should the shadows... ♪
317
00:15:46,160 --> 00:15:46,994
This is Benny.
318
00:15:47,078 --> 00:15:49,497
Hey, listen, I need you
to come downstairs to the lobby
319
00:15:49,580 --> 00:15:51,707
and tell Cadbury McPocketsquare
320
00:15:51,791 --> 00:15:54,001
that we have eight rooms in the hotel.
321
00:15:54,710 --> 00:15:56,129
You're still at the hotel?
322
00:15:56,212 --> 00:15:57,922
Yeah, where are you?
323
00:15:58,673 --> 00:16:00,133
I am at the church.
324
00:16:00,216 --> 00:16:01,217
You're at the what?
325
00:16:01,300 --> 00:16:03,469
Boy, you did not go
to my wedding without me!
326
00:16:03,553 --> 00:16:05,596
Dude, you weren't in your room, man.
327
00:16:05,680 --> 00:16:08,641
I know, because I was stuck
in an elevator!
328
00:16:08,724 --> 00:16:09,725
Wait, what?
329
00:16:09,809 --> 00:16:12,895
Listen, I just need you
to come down here and get me
330
00:16:12,979 --> 00:16:14,647
before everybody notices I'm gone.
331
00:16:14,730 --> 00:16:17,233
Hey, Rob, I got something to tell you,
332
00:16:17,316 --> 00:16:20,027
and I don't think you're gonna be
too jazzed up about it.
333
00:16:20,111 --> 00:16:21,988
Did you pick up the programs?
334
00:16:23,114 --> 00:16:24,323
Okay, two things.
335
00:16:24,907 --> 00:16:27,493
Come on, Benny. I only gave you one job!
336
00:16:27,577 --> 00:16:29,162
Dude, they weren't open, man.
337
00:16:29,245 --> 00:16:31,581
So I kind of just came on down
to the church,
338
00:16:32,123 --> 00:16:36,586
and the ceremony
kind of just started, man.
339
00:16:36,669 --> 00:16:39,255
- No, no, it didn't.
- Yes, it did.
340
00:16:39,338 --> 00:16:42,258
Look, I'm not saying it's ruined.
341
00:16:42,341 --> 00:16:44,844
Only half the guests have left so far.
342
00:16:44,927 --> 00:16:48,723
But the mood up in here
is like menopause and PMS had a baby.
343
00:16:48,806 --> 00:16:50,975
All right?
Plus, your mom over there playing...
344
00:16:51,058 --> 00:16:52,518
♪ I sing ♪
345
00:16:52,602 --> 00:16:58,733
♪ Because I'm free ♪
346
00:16:58,816 --> 00:17:00,651
just a bunch of gospel songs.
347
00:17:00,735 --> 00:17:02,069
No, tell me you're lying.
348
00:17:02,153 --> 00:17:04,947
Man, look, she played "Amazing Grace"...
349
00:17:05,031 --> 00:17:06,031
Oh, no!
350
00:17:06,073 --> 00:17:08,034
"Swing Low, Sweet Chariot."
351
00:17:08,117 --> 00:17:11,454
Next on the playlist is
"What a Friend We Have in Jesus."
352
00:17:11,537 --> 00:17:16,083
I ain't never heard so many slave songs
played back-to-back in my life.
353
00:17:16,167 --> 00:17:18,836
It's so bad, Rob.
I wish we could trade places, man.
354
00:17:18,920 --> 00:17:20,963
Yeah, I seriously doubt that
because I'm standing
355
00:17:21,047 --> 00:17:23,424
in the hotel lobby completely naked.
356
00:17:23,508 --> 00:17:26,385
- Buck-ass naked?
- Benny, this is not a joke.
357
00:17:26,469 --> 00:17:28,679
Or course not, man. People are pissed.
358
00:17:28,763 --> 00:17:30,932
All right, I'll be right there.
359
00:17:34,477 --> 00:17:36,229
I'm supposed to be
at my wedding right now.
360
00:17:36,771 --> 00:17:38,856
Congratulations.
You seem like quite a catch.
361
00:17:39,440 --> 00:17:43,069
Listen, I'm not going anywhere
until I get in my room.
362
00:17:43,152 --> 00:17:44,153
I demand...
363
00:17:44,237 --> 00:17:46,381
These gentlemen will be escorting you
off the premises.
364
00:17:46,405 --> 00:17:47,606
I don't care who you get to...
365
00:17:48,950 --> 00:17:49,950
Uh-oh.
366
00:17:54,830 --> 00:17:57,208
Whoo! Whoo!
367
00:17:57,291 --> 00:17:59,752
Oh, thank God. Housekeeping!
368
00:17:59,835 --> 00:18:01,337
No...
369
00:18:01,420 --> 00:18:03,341
Listen. Listen.
I'm supposed to be at my wedding.
370
00:18:03,422 --> 00:18:04,619
I am locked out of my room.
371
00:18:04,649 --> 00:18:06,467
My wallet, my tux,
everything's in there.
372
00:18:06,551 --> 00:18:08,928
Can you please let me in?
373
00:18:09,011 --> 00:18:11,973
Listen, I know the Palmetto Hotel
is supposed to be a really nice hotel,
374
00:18:12,056 --> 00:18:13,808
but the service here is unacceptable!
375
00:18:15,893 --> 00:18:17,979
It's the Mills House Hotel!
376
00:18:18,938 --> 00:18:22,608
- Uh-oh. Gracias.
- Gracias. De Nada.
377
00:18:24,986 --> 00:18:27,613
Watch it! Move! Oh!
378
00:18:38,708 --> 00:18:42,378
Ooh-ooh! What in the hell is this?
379
00:18:42,461 --> 00:18:44,922
Here comes Abdalla Tanui of Kenya,
380
00:18:45,006 --> 00:18:47,758
rounding the corner
for the final quarter mile.
381
00:18:47,883 --> 00:18:50,886
It's the Cooper River Bridge Run.
Have you been living in a cave?
382
00:18:50,970 --> 00:18:52,263
No, New York.
383
00:18:52,388 --> 00:18:53,848
They have clothes in New York?
384
00:18:53,931 --> 00:18:56,012
Listen, brother, I need to get
to The Palmetto Hotel.
385
00:18:58,561 --> 00:19:00,521
Oh, boy. Okay, okay, okay.
386
00:19:12,742 --> 00:19:14,493
Bro, that was a microbrew.
387
00:19:14,577 --> 00:19:15,745
I am so sorry.
388
00:19:15,828 --> 00:19:16,912
Oh, excuse me.
389
00:19:16,996 --> 00:19:18,664
- Ah!
- I didn't mean to rub that on you.
390
00:19:18,748 --> 00:19:21,542
Excuse me, sir. Do you have anything
I can wear? I'll take anything.
391
00:19:21,626 --> 00:19:23,919
Excuse me, officers.
I'd like to report a pervert.
392
00:19:24,003 --> 00:19:26,380
- I'm pretty sure that's not a crime.
- Thank God.
393
00:19:26,505 --> 00:19:29,592
No, there's a man standing over there,
and he's completely naked.
394
00:19:31,302 --> 00:19:32,302
Uh-oh.
395
00:19:32,762 --> 00:19:33,929
That would be a crime.
396
00:19:34,013 --> 00:19:35,514
- Damn streakers.
- Let's get to work.
397
00:19:35,598 --> 00:19:36,849
- Let's get dirty.
- Good one.
398
00:19:36,932 --> 00:19:38,434
Forget it! I'll pay you back!
399
00:19:42,605 --> 00:19:43,605
Uh-oh.
400
00:19:47,735 --> 00:19:50,196
Uh-oh.
Looks like we have a newcomer...
401
00:19:50,279 --> 00:19:53,199
who's lost his shorts!
But look at that guy go.
402
00:19:57,244 --> 00:19:59,747
Oh, shit.
403
00:20:08,381 --> 00:20:09,924
Well, well, well.
404
00:20:11,467 --> 00:20:12,593
Mr. Anderson.
405
00:20:13,344 --> 00:20:14,595
Mr. Ding-a-ling.
406
00:20:16,597 --> 00:20:18,140
Your story checks out.
407
00:20:18,224 --> 00:20:21,352
Your belongings are, in fact,
in room 412 at the Palmetto Hotel.
408
00:20:21,727 --> 00:20:23,354
Thank you. So I can go?
409
00:20:23,437 --> 00:20:25,731
No. You're still being charged
with unlawful entry
410
00:20:25,815 --> 00:20:27,608
and shaking your Johnson at people.
411
00:20:27,692 --> 00:20:29,068
What's your pre-game like?
412
00:20:29,151 --> 00:20:32,822
You stretch beforehand or, you know,
just straight up get wasted?
413
00:20:32,905 --> 00:20:37,243
Sir, I am not a streaker, okay?
I was just trying to get to my wedding.
414
00:20:39,662 --> 00:20:41,342
You've been the victim of a serious crime.
415
00:20:42,039 --> 00:20:45,167
This morning at 3:36 a.m.,
the elevator at The Mills House Hotel
416
00:20:45,251 --> 00:20:48,087
was intentionally damaged,
trapping you inside.
417
00:20:48,170 --> 00:20:50,673
So whoever put you
in there didn't want you to get out.
418
00:20:51,298 --> 00:20:54,635
- Why would someone do that?
- Hey! We ask the questions.
419
00:20:54,719 --> 00:20:57,319
- We here ask the questions.
- Why would somebody want to do that?
420
00:20:57,388 --> 00:21:00,307
That's what we need to figure out.
Do you have any enemies, Rob?
421
00:21:00,391 --> 00:21:02,935
- Somebody opposed to the wedding?
- Maybe a jilted lover?
422
00:21:03,018 --> 00:21:04,339
In-laws you don't get along with?
423
00:21:04,395 --> 00:21:07,481
Maybe somebody who feels,
I don't know, you're immature?
424
00:21:07,565 --> 00:21:09,191
- Unreliable?
- Or both?
425
00:21:09,817 --> 00:21:12,611
Um... Not... not that I know of.
426
00:21:12,695 --> 00:21:14,739
I mean, you know, I mean...
427
00:21:14,822 --> 00:21:18,743
Nobody threw us a party or anything,
but that doesn't mean much, right?
428
00:21:18,826 --> 00:21:22,788
Yeah, okay, listen, guys,
I may be marrying up, okay?
429
00:21:22,872 --> 00:21:25,249
- But I have my moments.
- We've seen your moments.
430
00:21:25,332 --> 00:21:27,042
- Not pretty.
- We love each other.
431
00:21:27,126 --> 00:21:29,879
And that's what counts. Right?
432
00:21:32,631 --> 00:21:33,758
We'll be okay.
433
00:21:34,550 --> 00:21:36,427
I hope we'll be okay.
434
00:21:37,178 --> 00:21:38,512
Let me rephrase the question.
435
00:21:38,596 --> 00:21:40,973
Do you know of anyone else,
other than yourself,
436
00:21:41,056 --> 00:21:42,857
who doesn't think you're ready
to get married?
437
00:21:44,393 --> 00:21:45,686
No.
438
00:21:47,605 --> 00:21:48,814
How's my little Meg-pie?
439
00:21:50,357 --> 00:21:53,402
I've left Rob a dozen messages, Dad,
and nothing.
440
00:21:53,486 --> 00:21:54,653
I'm really worried.
441
00:21:56,655 --> 00:21:59,867
Sweetheart, the candles have burned out,
the doves escaped...
442
00:22:00,367 --> 00:22:04,997
and the aroma down there
is getting... unhealthy.
443
00:22:05,080 --> 00:22:07,166
Well, what are you saying?
444
00:22:07,249 --> 00:22:11,045
Rob wouldn't just run out on me.
Something terrible must've happened.
445
00:22:11,128 --> 00:22:14,298
- Well, maybe it's for the best.
- Are you serious?
446
00:22:14,381 --> 00:22:15,381
He could be dead!
447
00:22:15,424 --> 00:22:18,552
And that would be terrible,
but he'd want you to move on.
448
00:22:20,846 --> 00:22:24,517
Look, sweetheart, I'm just saying
that you have so much to offer.
449
00:22:24,600 --> 00:22:28,062
Thousands, probably millions of people
could make you just as happy.
450
00:22:28,145 --> 00:22:32,441
Megan, what your father is saying
is that you deserve better than this.
451
00:22:32,525 --> 00:22:35,069
You're a successful doctor.
He is a substitute teacher.
452
00:22:35,152 --> 00:22:36,820
It doesn't even make sense.
453
00:22:36,904 --> 00:22:40,825
Cody, you wanted me to leave medicine
so that I could be on-call
454
00:22:40,908 --> 00:22:42,952
- for your stupid work events.
- Hmm.
455
00:22:43,035 --> 00:22:47,414
Rob is actually proud of what I do.
He understands how much it means to me.
456
00:22:47,498 --> 00:22:50,793
Daddy, Rob supports me in every way.
457
00:22:50,876 --> 00:22:52,127
Except financially.
458
00:22:52,211 --> 00:22:55,923
Did I just step into a time warp
and reemerge in the 1950s?
459
00:22:56,549 --> 00:23:00,302
Okay, I just talked to Benny, and he said
that Rob called almost an hour ago.
460
00:23:00,386 --> 00:23:02,096
What? Why didn't he call me?
461
00:23:02,179 --> 00:23:04,598
- Hey, Cody.
- Lupe.
462
00:23:04,682 --> 00:23:06,976
It's Vicky, but... it's fine.
463
00:23:08,561 --> 00:23:09,687
Hello?
464
00:23:09,770 --> 00:23:11,647
Rob, where are you?
465
00:23:12,231 --> 00:23:14,942
- Well, I've been stuck in an elevator.
- What?
466
00:23:15,025 --> 00:23:18,404
I swear to God, I've been stuck
in an elevator for the last eight hours.
467
00:23:18,988 --> 00:23:20,906
Oh, my God. Are you okay?
468
00:23:20,990 --> 00:23:22,366
Yeah, baby, I'm fine.
469
00:23:22,449 --> 00:23:25,077
I just really wanted your wedding day
to be perfect.
470
00:23:25,160 --> 00:23:28,289
It will be, once you're in it.
How soon can you get here?
471
00:23:28,372 --> 00:23:30,583
Well... funny story!
472
00:23:30,666 --> 00:23:33,502
- I managed to get arrested.
- For what?
473
00:23:34,086 --> 00:23:37,339
Because I may have ran butt-naked
through the Bridge Run.
474
00:23:37,423 --> 00:23:38,591
Rob, I don't understand.
475
00:23:38,674 --> 00:23:41,677
I'm only sharing this with you
because it's gonna be on the news
476
00:23:41,760 --> 00:23:43,929
at five, six, seven and 11.
477
00:23:44,013 --> 00:23:46,056
Are you not coming?
478
00:23:46,181 --> 00:23:48,809
Megan, it's gonna be okay. I can fix this.
479
00:23:48,893 --> 00:23:51,562
Baby, I love you.
480
00:23:51,645 --> 00:23:54,315
- Hello?
- Wait, Rob, I can't hear you.
481
00:23:54,398 --> 00:23:56,984
- I said, "I love you!"
- Rob?
482
00:23:58,319 --> 00:23:59,737
Hello? Megan, did you feel that?
483
00:23:59,820 --> 00:24:01,572
- Rob!
- What the...
484
00:24:04,867 --> 00:24:06,785
- Hello?
- Megan!
485
00:24:08,287 --> 00:24:10,539
I don't know what's happening!
486
00:24:10,623 --> 00:24:11,623
Rob!
487
00:24:15,711 --> 00:24:17,504
Hey, did you hear that?
488
00:24:17,588 --> 00:24:19,923
I think somebody's in there.
489
00:24:22,009 --> 00:24:23,218
Hello?
490
00:24:23,302 --> 00:24:24,970
Hang on, buddy, were coming!
491
00:24:26,347 --> 00:24:28,390
All right, I think we got it.
492
00:24:29,808 --> 00:24:31,602
Finally!
493
00:24:34,605 --> 00:24:37,232
You know what? Screw it. I have been here
for 20 minutes, so...
494
00:24:37,316 --> 00:24:38,859
are you in or out, guy?
495
00:24:38,943 --> 00:24:42,571
♪ She sure looks happy... ♪
496
00:24:50,621 --> 00:24:51,830
That can't be right.
497
00:24:55,376 --> 00:24:57,294
Excuse me, do you have the time?
498
00:25:08,305 --> 00:25:09,723
- This is Benny.
- Benny?
499
00:25:10,599 --> 00:25:13,894
- Rob, where are you, man?
- I'm at the hotel. Where are you?
500
00:25:13,978 --> 00:25:16,355
- I am at the church.
- Still?
501
00:25:16,438 --> 00:25:17,982
What do you mean "still"?
502
00:25:18,649 --> 00:25:20,734
Don't tell me you got cold feet, man.
503
00:25:20,818 --> 00:25:22,486
Benny, where's Megan? Is she still there?
504
00:25:22,569 --> 00:25:25,030
Yes, we're all here. Where are you?
505
00:25:25,114 --> 00:25:27,241
I guess I'm on my way.
506
00:25:27,324 --> 00:25:28,867
Okay, cool. Hey, listen...
507
00:25:28,951 --> 00:25:31,620
- About the programs, I was...
- Negro.
508
00:25:40,754 --> 00:25:42,005
Ah!
509
00:25:42,089 --> 00:25:44,550
Oh, my God, it's Brian McKnight!
510
00:25:45,592 --> 00:25:48,887
- You're naked.
- Yeah, I know. It's crazy, right?
511
00:25:48,971 --> 00:25:51,640
Especially 'cause you're the one
that does the panty-dropping song.
512
00:25:51,724 --> 00:25:54,184
I write love songs,
and I'm kind of struggling with this one,
513
00:25:54,268 --> 00:25:56,663
- so if you don't mind...
- Sorry. Go ahead. Do your process.
514
00:25:56,687 --> 00:26:01,066
Man, I just wanna tell you,
man, I love your music. Oh!
515
00:26:01,150 --> 00:26:03,736
I mean, my fiancée,
516
00:26:03,819 --> 00:26:05,279
she really loves your music.
517
00:26:05,863 --> 00:26:09,700
Man, if you only knew
how many times we did it to your songs.
518
00:26:09,783 --> 00:26:14,163
- Oh, man, you would feel creepy right now.
- I get the picture.
519
00:26:14,246 --> 00:26:16,832
Hey, man, let me ask you,
how do you do that thing in the videos,
520
00:26:16,915 --> 00:26:19,960
you know, when you got your shirt open
and your chest is greasy,
521
00:26:20,044 --> 00:26:22,796
and the wind is blowing you,
and you're doing this right here?
522
00:26:24,006 --> 00:26:27,050
- Man, I think that is incredible.
- Right.
523
00:26:27,134 --> 00:26:29,428
You know, it really seems like me
and you are bonding.
524
00:26:29,511 --> 00:26:31,638
I just wanna know if, um...
525
00:26:31,722 --> 00:26:33,724
you could loan me your pants?
526
00:26:34,725 --> 00:26:36,769
- I don't think that's such a good idea.
- No?
527
00:26:37,352 --> 00:26:40,939
That's how you gonna do me?
Oh, I see, "Make fun of the naked guy."
528
00:26:41,023 --> 00:26:43,233
You know what?
You should be ashamed of yourself.
529
00:26:47,029 --> 00:26:51,700
Hey, you are a strange dude,
but you just helped me write a hit.
530
00:26:51,784 --> 00:26:53,285
So I'd like to help you out.
531
00:26:53,368 --> 00:26:55,537
♪ You should be ashamed of yourself ♪
532
00:26:56,622 --> 00:26:59,041
♪ Yes, yeah, yeah ♪
533
00:26:59,124 --> 00:27:00,959
♪ You should be ashamed of yourself ♪
534
00:27:01,043 --> 00:27:02,043
Did I write that?
535
00:27:04,630 --> 00:27:07,090
♪ You should be ashamed of yourself ♪
536
00:27:11,553 --> 00:27:12,805
Damn, he's good.
537
00:27:15,265 --> 00:27:16,308
What the...
538
00:27:21,855 --> 00:27:22,689
Vicky?
539
00:27:22,773 --> 00:27:25,818
Yeah, so Benny said you called
nearly an hour ago.
540
00:27:25,901 --> 00:27:26,735
Where are you?
541
00:27:26,819 --> 00:27:31,114
- I just got to the hotel.
- Hotel? Rob, what is going on?
542
00:27:31,615 --> 00:27:34,785
I don't know. Hey, Rob Anderson.
I need to get in my room. Thank you.
543
00:27:34,868 --> 00:27:37,746
Oh, my God. You're going back
to your room. That is a bold move.
544
00:27:37,830 --> 00:27:40,082
Vicky, I don't have time
for this right now, okay?
545
00:27:40,165 --> 00:27:41,500
I'm having some serious issues!
546
00:27:41,583 --> 00:27:44,837
What could be more serious
than missing your wedding?
547
00:27:45,379 --> 00:27:47,005
The fact that we did this already?
548
00:27:47,089 --> 00:27:51,093
That is called a "rehearsal."
You are unbelievable.
549
00:27:51,176 --> 00:27:54,096
But I'm not surprised. I think
we all knew how this was gonna end.
550
00:27:54,721 --> 00:27:56,640
I'm gonna need to see your ID, sir.
551
00:27:56,723 --> 00:27:58,142
- It's in my room.
- Right.
552
00:27:58,767 --> 00:28:01,061
You know this is why it didn't work out
between us, right?
553
00:28:01,145 --> 00:28:04,064
Because you're not a man
and you never will be.
554
00:28:04,148 --> 00:28:07,276
Wait, what are you even talking about?
I got kidnapped last night!
555
00:28:07,359 --> 00:28:10,112
"I got kidnapped last night." Wow.
556
00:28:10,195 --> 00:28:13,407
Somebody's trying to sabotage my wedding,
and I'm gonna find out who it is.
557
00:28:14,449 --> 00:28:17,327
That could be anybody, Rob.
558
00:28:17,911 --> 00:28:18,912
What's that loud ringing?
559
00:28:18,996 --> 00:28:20,956
Ding, dong! Ding, dong! Ding, dong!
560
00:28:21,039 --> 00:28:24,126
Those are church bells, you idiot.
Now, look, you're running out of time.
561
00:28:24,209 --> 00:28:27,129
- You need to get here now.
- Oh, I'll be there.
562
00:28:29,882 --> 00:28:31,550
See, told you it was me.
563
00:28:32,718 --> 00:28:34,678
- Enjoy your stay, sir.
- Thank you.
564
00:28:37,472 --> 00:28:39,725
♪ Bye-bye, love ♪
565
00:28:39,808 --> 00:28:41,894
Oh, no.
566
00:28:41,977 --> 00:28:44,855
No! No! No!
567
00:28:46,398 --> 00:28:48,066
Finally.
568
00:28:48,150 --> 00:28:49,818
Ah!
569
00:28:53,030 --> 00:28:54,448
Hey!
570
00:28:54,531 --> 00:28:55,531
No!
571
00:28:56,074 --> 00:28:57,451
Hey!
572
00:29:13,884 --> 00:29:15,219
Watch it, crazy.
573
00:29:17,930 --> 00:29:19,014
Bro, that was...
574
00:29:19,097 --> 00:29:21,183
- A microbrew.
- Yeah.
575
00:29:21,266 --> 00:29:23,143
- No.
- Right on, man.
576
00:29:23,894 --> 00:29:24,894
Bro!
577
00:29:25,229 --> 00:29:26,355
Oh, my God.
578
00:29:26,438 --> 00:29:29,024
Oh... What the hell? God!
579
00:29:29,733 --> 00:29:30,733
Excuse me.
580
00:29:31,151 --> 00:29:32,653
- Hey!
- I gotta go.
581
00:29:37,282 --> 00:29:38,116
Hello?
582
00:29:38,200 --> 00:29:40,118
Mom, I need your help.
583
00:29:40,202 --> 00:29:42,663
Rob, where are you?
Do you know what time it is?
584
00:29:42,746 --> 00:29:46,291
Mom, I'm freaking out. I'm butt-ass naked.
I'm 20 blocks from the hotel,
585
00:29:46,375 --> 00:29:49,211
and I keep repeating the same hour
over and over again.
586
00:29:49,294 --> 00:29:50,170
What?
587
00:29:50,254 --> 00:29:52,297
You naked... in public?
588
00:29:52,381 --> 00:29:55,759
Yes! This is the worst day of my life,
and I can't get it to end.
589
00:29:55,842 --> 00:29:57,678
Calm down, baby.
590
00:29:57,761 --> 00:29:59,721
Now, you ain't got no clothes on?
591
00:29:59,805 --> 00:30:01,306
I'm wearing a shopping bag.
592
00:30:01,390 --> 00:30:04,059
Can you find some other trash
that you can make a shirt out of?
593
00:30:04,142 --> 00:30:06,812
No, Mom,
all my stuff is back at the hotel.
594
00:30:06,895 --> 00:30:10,274
- Well, go on back to the hotel then!
- I told you, I don't have time.
595
00:30:10,357 --> 00:30:12,609
I have one hour,
and every time the church bells ring,
596
00:30:12,693 --> 00:30:14,236
I get sent back to the...
597
00:30:15,320 --> 00:30:17,155
Mom, put the pastor on.
598
00:30:17,823 --> 00:30:19,950
All right, good talk.
599
00:30:20,701 --> 00:30:22,035
Father Butterfield!
600
00:30:22,619 --> 00:30:23,787
Psst. Phone!
601
00:30:27,249 --> 00:30:29,960
- This is Father Butterfield.
- Yes, this is Rob, the groom.
602
00:30:30,043 --> 00:30:32,212
Listen, I was wondering
if it's at all possible,
603
00:30:32,296 --> 00:30:36,591
can you, like, not ring the church bells
for like a hour, an hour and a half?
604
00:30:36,675 --> 00:30:39,303
Because I think the church bells
are sending me back in time.
605
00:30:39,386 --> 00:30:41,888
Son, in our 208-year history,
606
00:30:41,972 --> 00:30:44,016
we've never once missed the bells
or a wedding.
607
00:30:44,099 --> 00:30:47,060
You mean to tell me
you never missed one wedding?
608
00:30:47,185 --> 00:30:48,562
Like, not even for the plague?
609
00:30:48,645 --> 00:30:49,479
Mnh-mnh.
610
00:30:49,563 --> 00:30:52,107
- How can you account for that?
- Faith.
611
00:30:52,899 --> 00:30:55,527
Or you are sending me back in time.
612
00:30:55,610 --> 00:30:57,946
Well, not you, but, like... God.
613
00:30:58,030 --> 00:31:00,407
He's giving me a second chance.
614
00:31:00,490 --> 00:31:02,885
We're booked till August.
If you're thinking about rescheduling...
615
00:31:02,909 --> 00:31:06,079
Well, apparently I don't have to.
This wedding is happening!
616
00:31:06,163 --> 00:31:07,497
So does that mean you're coming?
617
00:31:08,123 --> 00:31:10,375
Maybe not to this one, but I'm coming.
618
00:31:12,461 --> 00:31:13,754
Remember me?
619
00:31:15,464 --> 00:31:19,509
♪ Bye-bye, love ♪
620
00:31:19,593 --> 00:31:23,263
♪ Bye-bye, happiness ♪
621
00:31:23,764 --> 00:31:26,600
- Okay.
- ♪ Hello, loneliness ♪
622
00:31:33,023 --> 00:31:34,858
Oh!
623
00:31:35,901 --> 00:31:39,279
Hey, I just wanna say I'm sorry
about earlier. No hard feelings?
624
00:31:41,907 --> 00:31:43,116
You don't even know, huh?
625
00:31:47,913 --> 00:31:50,916
All right, people, move out of my way.
Brother gotta go.
626
00:32:05,013 --> 00:32:07,974
Hey, nerds, you guys got a skateboard,
some Heelys or something?
627
00:32:08,058 --> 00:32:09,858
Hey, soccer mom. Ma'am, please.
No? Thank you.
628
00:32:09,935 --> 00:32:12,521
Hey, sister, you got a bus pass, anything?
God damn.
629
00:32:12,604 --> 00:32:15,148
Hi. Hi, ma'am, can you please help me?
630
00:32:18,235 --> 00:32:19,569
What the hell?
631
00:32:27,953 --> 00:32:30,997
Where's the keys? Oh, keys?
632
00:32:31,081 --> 00:32:33,291
Keys? Where do you put keys on a bike?
633
00:32:33,375 --> 00:32:34,668
You want to buy it a drink?
634
00:32:36,253 --> 00:32:37,712
Hey... um...
635
00:32:38,839 --> 00:32:39,923
Drill?
636
00:32:40,590 --> 00:32:43,051
I was just... checking out your bike.
637
00:32:43,135 --> 00:32:44,886
I thought about getting a bike myself,
638
00:32:44,970 --> 00:32:47,848
but you know,
my girl said it's too dangerous.
639
00:32:47,931 --> 00:32:49,933
You know how old ladies are, right?
640
00:32:50,016 --> 00:32:53,103
- Who he talking about?
- You calling my lady old, man?
641
00:32:53,186 --> 00:32:55,647
No, not that you old.
You got a young face.
642
00:32:56,106 --> 00:32:58,567
This dude knows what I mean. My man. Bra.
643
00:32:59,359 --> 00:33:01,361
Oh, oh, oh!
644
00:33:01,445 --> 00:33:03,613
- Oh, boy.
- Did he just knock down my bike?
645
00:33:03,697 --> 00:33:06,158
- He knocked down the bike.
- No! It jumped. I didn't...
646
00:33:06,241 --> 00:33:08,660
- No, I didn't do it.
- You didn't do it? You got some money?
647
00:33:09,161 --> 00:33:10,704
Just this.
648
00:33:10,787 --> 00:33:11,913
Eat it.
649
00:33:12,706 --> 00:33:14,124
That's kind of unsanitary.
650
00:33:14,207 --> 00:33:15,542
- I ain't eating...
- Eat it!
651
00:33:24,759 --> 00:33:27,888
I think I got a half a dollar stuck
in my larynx.
652
00:33:32,642 --> 00:33:33,727
Thank you.
653
00:33:33,810 --> 00:33:36,104
You look like you got lost
on your way to the shower.
654
00:33:36,188 --> 00:33:37,355
Um...
655
00:33:37,981 --> 00:33:41,443
- I was just on my way to my wedding.
- He ain't gonna make it.
656
00:33:41,526 --> 00:33:43,570
He ain't gonna make it, huh?
Well, you need a ride?
657
00:33:44,112 --> 00:33:45,780
Are you serious? You would...
658
00:33:45,864 --> 00:33:48,283
- You would do that for me?
- Yeah, of course.
659
00:33:48,366 --> 00:33:49,493
You guys!
660
00:33:50,076 --> 00:33:52,496
Yeah, I would love a ride. Thank you.
661
00:33:52,579 --> 00:33:54,706
- Call an ambulance.
- An ambulance?
662
00:33:56,708 --> 00:34:00,962
Okay, guys, please. Please! Please!
I got my ass kicked twice already. Twice.
663
00:34:01,046 --> 00:34:03,131
It's his wedding day!
I think he need a shave!
664
00:34:03,215 --> 00:34:04,758
I just want this to be over.
665
00:34:04,841 --> 00:34:07,302
I spent the last six months talking
about locations.
666
00:34:07,385 --> 00:34:09,304
By the way,
you have a very beautiful city.
667
00:34:09,387 --> 00:34:11,556
Hold him down like that, man!
668
00:34:11,640 --> 00:34:13,725
She even made me take dance lessons!
669
00:34:15,018 --> 00:34:17,229
Hey, let him up. I wanna see this.
Let him up!
670
00:34:20,982 --> 00:34:22,192
Show me.
671
00:34:22,317 --> 00:34:24,110
Sh... Sh... Show you what?
672
00:34:24,194 --> 00:34:25,403
Our dance routine?
673
00:34:25,487 --> 00:34:27,405
Well, I didn't really learn it.
674
00:34:27,489 --> 00:34:29,699
I didn't think
it was terribly important at the time.
675
00:34:29,783 --> 00:34:30,617
- Oh, no.
- What?
676
00:34:30,700 --> 00:34:31,700
Yeah.
677
00:34:31,743 --> 00:34:34,538
- That's the centerpiece of the reception.
- All right. All right.
678
00:34:34,621 --> 00:34:37,301
Come on, back up. Give him room now.
Give him room. Let him breathe.
679
00:34:37,374 --> 00:34:38,750
Can I use your man right there?
680
00:34:39,251 --> 00:34:42,170
I come up and... You first come up and...
681
00:34:42,254 --> 00:34:43,964
♪ Everybody dance now ♪
682
00:34:44,923 --> 00:34:46,591
- Slap it hard.
- Oh!
683
00:34:46,675 --> 00:34:48,134
Come here and you grab like this.
684
00:34:48,218 --> 00:34:51,137
You my bitch. Okay, I lead, you follow.
685
00:34:51,596 --> 00:34:54,724
And then, I come around like this here,
and I dip you.
686
00:34:54,808 --> 00:34:56,726
But your big ass is too big to dip.
687
00:34:56,810 --> 00:34:59,854
Bring you back up, and then I start
slow grinding 'cause it's our way.
688
00:34:59,938 --> 00:35:02,357
- Come on, man!
- Come on! Just a slow grind!
689
00:35:02,440 --> 00:35:05,277
And that leads you into the Running Man
like... Oh, oh, oh, oh!
690
00:35:05,360 --> 00:35:06,903
And slide and pose.
691
00:35:09,906 --> 00:35:12,909
And then I pull myself back up,
and then start pop-locking.
692
00:35:12,993 --> 00:35:15,078
Bam! Bam!
693
00:35:15,161 --> 00:35:18,582
Listen to my crowd when I pop like...
'cause it's so hard.
694
00:35:18,665 --> 00:35:20,959
They start whopping
'cause black girls love to whop.
695
00:35:21,042 --> 00:35:22,919
- Hey! Hey!
- Hey.
696
00:35:23,003 --> 00:35:26,464
Then you show them your flexibility.
You be like... oh! Oh!
697
00:35:26,548 --> 00:35:28,842
Oh! Oh!
698
00:35:28,925 --> 00:35:30,844
After that, we all get in a circle like...
699
00:35:32,929 --> 00:35:34,055
Work that body.
700
00:35:36,766 --> 00:35:37,767
Break it down.
701
00:35:42,981 --> 00:35:44,816
Hey, cut that out, man!
702
00:35:44,899 --> 00:35:46,860
You got me up here
doing a Bobby Brown dance.
703
00:35:46,943 --> 00:35:48,212
- You don't.
- I don't dance!
704
00:35:48,236 --> 00:35:49,154
No, you don't!
705
00:35:49,237 --> 00:35:52,157
Okay, so, I may have missed
a few classes or two.
706
00:35:52,616 --> 00:35:55,035
What you think, baby?
You think his old lady gonna like that?
707
00:35:55,118 --> 00:35:57,787
I think she gonna kick his ass,
messing up that first dance.
708
00:35:57,871 --> 00:35:59,372
It's disrespectful.
709
00:35:59,956 --> 00:36:01,041
I'd like to see that.
710
00:36:02,208 --> 00:36:03,918
- Let's ride!
- Really?
711
00:36:04,002 --> 00:36:07,255
- Get your ass on the bike!
- Hey, but I ain't riding bitch!
712
00:36:07,380 --> 00:36:10,175
- Who you calling "bitch"?
- Unless you want me to.
713
00:36:11,134 --> 00:36:12,134
Let's go!
714
00:36:25,148 --> 00:36:27,233
We got this. We got this.
715
00:36:29,444 --> 00:36:30,737
We got it, baby!
716
00:36:32,739 --> 00:36:35,158
No!
717
00:36:46,294 --> 00:36:48,713
- Okay.
- What happened?
718
00:36:48,797 --> 00:36:51,341
- You hit a barricade at 40 miles an hour.
- Where am I?
719
00:36:51,925 --> 00:36:54,260
- All right, what's your name?
- It's Rob. Rob Anderson.
720
00:36:54,344 --> 00:36:56,304
And, Rob, can you tell me what day it is?
721
00:36:56,388 --> 00:36:58,098
It's my wedding day. It's my wedding day.
722
00:36:58,181 --> 00:37:01,017
I gotta get ready. I'm getting married
right there at that church!
723
00:37:01,142 --> 00:37:02,536
- You're suffering from a concussion.
- No!
724
00:37:02,560 --> 00:37:04,854
The only thing you're marrying today
is a catheter.
725
00:37:04,938 --> 00:37:08,066
- No. I gotta get to my wedding!
- I got a better idea.
726
00:37:08,149 --> 00:37:10,985
You take five more CCs of Ativan.
727
00:37:11,069 --> 00:37:13,988
- No. No. No!
- Rob!
728
00:37:22,747 --> 00:37:24,628
I want you to keep reaching out
to shareholders.
729
00:37:24,708 --> 00:37:26,876
Give them what they want,
but do it quietly.
730
00:37:26,960 --> 00:37:29,838
I don't want this getting leaked
before we announce next week.
731
00:37:29,921 --> 00:37:30,964
All right?
732
00:37:36,302 --> 00:37:37,887
Anderson, what happened? Are you drunk?
733
00:37:38,638 --> 00:37:39,973
I'm not drunk.
734
00:37:41,307 --> 00:37:42,475
I'm on drugs.
735
00:37:48,356 --> 00:37:49,983
Ugh.
736
00:37:51,526 --> 00:37:53,486
Oh, God. Did you just puke coins?
737
00:37:56,948 --> 00:38:00,577
Would you look at that? A bicentennial.
738
00:38:00,660 --> 00:38:03,872
You know, these are worth a lot of money.
You keep that for me.
739
00:38:07,000 --> 00:38:10,170
I don't get it.
In what world did she pick you over me?
740
00:38:10,253 --> 00:38:11,796
I made a hundred mill last year.
741
00:38:11,880 --> 00:38:13,548
You made a hundred mill?
742
00:38:13,631 --> 00:38:15,049
I should fucking rob you.
743
00:38:15,133 --> 00:38:17,677
Why are you dressed
like some Vegas housewife,
744
00:38:17,761 --> 00:38:19,387
with your gross, busted up arm?
745
00:38:19,471 --> 00:38:20,722
Seriously, is that thing real?
746
00:38:20,805 --> 00:38:22,348
What are you talking about? This...
747
00:38:25,268 --> 00:38:27,896
- That's pretty broken.
- Yeah, it looks like a Krazy Straw.
748
00:38:27,979 --> 00:38:29,981
It kind of does. Look at...
749
00:38:31,107 --> 00:38:32,275
It's not really a straw.
750
00:38:34,486 --> 00:38:35,653
Watch this.
751
00:38:35,737 --> 00:38:38,823
Oh, no! No!
752
00:38:38,907 --> 00:38:41,576
I can't feel a thing!
753
00:38:42,160 --> 00:38:44,996
You know, that girl has been dreaming
about this day her entire life,
754
00:38:45,079 --> 00:38:46,164
and this is...
755
00:38:47,040 --> 00:38:48,875
what you're bringing to the table?
756
00:38:55,882 --> 00:38:57,467
You're so right.
757
00:38:58,176 --> 00:39:01,679
She's not gonna marry me
looking like this.
758
00:39:01,763 --> 00:39:03,848
I just want a hug.
759
00:39:03,932 --> 00:39:06,684
Look, showing up is half the battle.
The other half is pants.
760
00:39:06,768 --> 00:39:09,437
Go home and put some pants on,
for God's sakes. Go!
761
00:39:09,521 --> 00:39:10,522
Come on.
762
00:39:14,567 --> 00:39:15,693
Whoa!
763
00:39:16,986 --> 00:39:19,280
I... I see what's going on here.
764
00:39:19,864 --> 00:39:24,786
You want me to waltz on out of here
so that I can miss my wedding, huh?
765
00:39:24,869 --> 00:39:28,623
Oh, yeah, because your little plot...
766
00:39:28,706 --> 00:39:31,668
to leave me trapped inside the elevator...
767
00:39:32,418 --> 00:39:33,628
blew up in your...
768
00:39:35,964 --> 00:39:38,925
Whoo, I am high.
769
00:39:40,051 --> 00:39:40,885
Face.
770
00:39:40,969 --> 00:39:42,846
First of all,
that sounds like a terrible plan,
771
00:39:42,929 --> 00:39:45,014
and second,
I have three women who can confirm
772
00:39:45,098 --> 00:39:46,850
I was in my hotel room
with them all night.
773
00:39:46,933 --> 00:39:48,601
Third, if I wanted to ruin your wedding,
774
00:39:48,685 --> 00:39:50,326
I'd just let you walk in there right now.
775
00:39:51,312 --> 00:39:54,691
Which I just realized
would be absolutely perfect.
776
00:39:55,358 --> 00:39:57,569
- Come on, let's go get you married.
- I don't...
777
00:39:57,652 --> 00:39:59,362
- Here we go.
- I don't wanna get married.
778
00:39:59,445 --> 00:40:00,655
Just gonna walk right in.
779
00:40:00,738 --> 00:40:03,299
Wait, hold on! It's the wedding bells!
780
00:40:03,324 --> 00:40:04,868
Ah, thank God!
781
00:40:05,493 --> 00:40:08,746
♪ Bye-bye, love ♪
782
00:40:08,830 --> 00:40:11,916
- ♪ Bye-bye, happiness ♪
- I need pants.
783
00:40:25,388 --> 00:40:27,432
- Hey! Call an ambulance!
- Why?
784
00:40:29,767 --> 00:40:30,768
Damn.
785
00:40:30,852 --> 00:40:31,852
Hey!
786
00:40:34,105 --> 00:40:36,441
Ah!
787
00:40:42,530 --> 00:40:45,783
Yes! Whoo! My man's in the house!
788
00:40:45,867 --> 00:40:49,787
Come on, everybody, give it up!
789
00:40:49,871 --> 00:40:52,874
Rob! Rob!
790
00:41:00,381 --> 00:41:01,758
Don't ask, just...
791
00:41:03,676 --> 00:41:04,761
These are tight.
792
00:41:04,844 --> 00:41:06,721
- What you got on?
- I'm adjusting this.
793
00:41:06,804 --> 00:41:09,349
It goes over to the side. That's weird.
794
00:41:29,953 --> 00:41:32,664
- Aw, come on, brother.
- No, just pull it back, pull it down.
795
00:41:32,747 --> 00:41:35,500
- I can't.
- Pull it down. Okay, stop that hurts.
796
00:41:36,542 --> 00:41:38,002
Okay. Just relax.
797
00:41:38,086 --> 00:41:40,380
Yeah, that ain't got room for that. Okay.
798
00:41:41,839 --> 00:41:43,049
I'll be right back.
799
00:41:43,883 --> 00:41:44,883
Aw, baby...
800
00:41:47,053 --> 00:41:49,097
Baby, I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.
801
00:41:49,180 --> 00:41:51,140
I just grabbed
the first thing I could find.
802
00:41:51,224 --> 00:41:54,060
It just needs to be taken out in the back,
just a little bit.
803
00:41:54,602 --> 00:41:56,729
Oh, I'm gonna take it out in the back.
804
00:41:58,272 --> 00:41:59,953
Baby, I think we're going to the cleaners.
805
00:42:00,566 --> 00:42:02,735
Daddy, no!
806
00:42:12,662 --> 00:42:15,498
If you're gonna show up in that,
then don't show up at all.
807
00:42:18,918 --> 00:42:22,338
If you're gonna show up in that,
then don't show up at all.
808
00:42:24,674 --> 00:42:26,259
I've tried everything:
809
00:42:26,342 --> 00:42:30,179
smart corduroy, seersucker,
a Nehru jacket.
810
00:42:30,263 --> 00:42:33,224
- What do you want from me?
- I want you to be somebody else.
811
00:42:33,808 --> 00:42:35,309
Megan is the only daughter I have.
812
00:42:35,393 --> 00:42:38,021
I didn't raise her alone,
put her through medical school
813
00:42:38,104 --> 00:42:41,983
just to watch some lazy, thoughtless loser
come along and screw it up.
814
00:42:43,484 --> 00:42:44,652
Let's face it...
815
00:42:45,361 --> 00:42:48,239
you don't like me because I'm not
a fancy businessman like you or Cody.
816
00:42:55,413 --> 00:42:57,457
I don't dislike you for who you are, Rob.
817
00:42:57,540 --> 00:43:01,544
It's that you have no goals,
no ambition, no career.
818
00:43:02,420 --> 00:43:03,629
I'm a substitute teacher.
819
00:43:04,380 --> 00:43:07,967
Robert, marriage is not a part-time thing.
820
00:43:08,051 --> 00:43:10,803
I built a multinational company
from the ground up,
821
00:43:10,887 --> 00:43:13,473
and the toughest job I ever had
was being a husband.
822
00:43:14,057 --> 00:43:16,642
I'm talking long hours, overtime...
823
00:43:17,560 --> 00:43:19,270
and we didn't take summers off.
824
00:43:21,731 --> 00:43:26,110
When I gave this ring to Megan's mother,
I promised to give her everything I had.
825
00:43:26,194 --> 00:43:28,905
That I'd never stop proving myself to her,
826
00:43:28,988 --> 00:43:31,282
and that I'd never, ever stop loving her.
827
00:43:32,200 --> 00:43:34,327
This ring symbolizes that promise.
828
00:43:35,244 --> 00:43:36,496
It's very simple, son.
829
00:43:36,996 --> 00:43:38,581
You gotta put in the work.
830
00:43:39,749 --> 00:43:40,833
You're just not that guy.
831
00:43:41,959 --> 00:43:43,920
I wish my daughter would see that.
832
00:43:49,675 --> 00:43:53,346
You know, you're really protective
of your daughter.
833
00:43:53,429 --> 00:43:56,224
- There's nothing I wouldn't do for her.
- Nothing?
834
00:43:56,307 --> 00:43:57,850
Not even kidnapping?
835
00:43:57,934 --> 00:43:59,102
What?
836
00:44:00,686 --> 00:44:01,854
Someone...
837
00:44:02,480 --> 00:44:05,274
Someone abducted me
from my hotel room last night
838
00:44:05,358 --> 00:44:08,319
because they didn't wanna see me
at the wedding.
839
00:44:09,737 --> 00:44:12,573
Now, I'm just curious, Mr. Swope,
840
00:44:13,491 --> 00:44:15,034
what's your alibi?
841
00:44:16,077 --> 00:44:17,662
Let me see, Rob.
842
00:44:18,079 --> 00:44:22,416
If I wanted to end your relationship,
I probably would've done it
843
00:44:22,500 --> 00:44:25,461
before blowing my money
on a wedding we didn't even have!
844
00:44:28,339 --> 00:44:29,339
Good point.
845
00:44:38,724 --> 00:44:40,143
Nice suit, Favors.
846
00:44:40,518 --> 00:44:42,478
What's that, like, a 40 regular?
847
00:44:42,562 --> 00:44:43,729
40 long.
848
00:44:44,313 --> 00:44:45,648
What are you, a medium?
849
00:44:56,951 --> 00:44:59,954
Whoo!
850
00:45:02,665 --> 00:45:03,833
Not the Lambo.
851
00:45:08,504 --> 00:45:09,504
Cody.
852
00:45:10,923 --> 00:45:13,467
- Rob, what the...
- I need to borrow your suit.
853
00:45:13,551 --> 00:45:15,970
I already gave you my girl,
I'm not giving you my suit.
854
00:45:16,053 --> 00:45:18,222
You're gonna give me the damn suit.
855
00:45:21,684 --> 00:45:23,269
Knee!
856
00:45:23,352 --> 00:45:24,937
You're gonna give me that damn suit.
857
00:45:25,605 --> 00:45:26,606
Knee!
858
00:45:31,569 --> 00:45:33,070
Oh, yeah!
859
00:45:33,154 --> 00:45:34,989
Knee!
860
00:45:35,072 --> 00:45:37,909
Backhand! Ha ha! Jab?
861
00:45:39,035 --> 00:45:40,328
Oh, yeah!
862
00:45:40,411 --> 00:45:42,131
Left, right, duck!
863
00:45:46,834 --> 00:45:48,336
Oh, yeah!
864
00:45:48,419 --> 00:45:49,754
Oh, yeah! Yeah!
865
00:45:51,631 --> 00:45:53,132
Body punch, kick, duck!
866
00:45:54,216 --> 00:45:55,259
Balls!
867
00:46:06,437 --> 00:46:08,272
How do you know what I'm gonna do?
868
00:46:09,273 --> 00:46:11,651
How do you know
what I'm saying right now?
869
00:46:12,193 --> 00:46:13,194
This is crazy!
870
00:46:13,277 --> 00:46:15,321
Kumquat! Laser beam! Vagi...
871
00:46:18,658 --> 00:46:19,951
How do you know?
872
00:46:20,952 --> 00:46:23,233
Now you're gonna get really pissed off
and try and hit me.
873
00:46:23,287 --> 00:46:25,164
But I'm gonna move
in five, four, three, two...
874
00:46:29,669 --> 00:46:33,255
Left, body, backhand, uppercut,
cross, cross, left, right!
875
00:46:36,133 --> 00:46:37,133
Right.
876
00:46:38,010 --> 00:46:41,389
Whoo! Whoo!
877
00:46:43,516 --> 00:46:44,976
Hook, chop, uppercut,
878
00:46:45,059 --> 00:46:46,435
backhand, low, high!
879
00:46:46,519 --> 00:46:48,980
That was new.
880
00:46:51,524 --> 00:46:53,776
Oh, yeah!
881
00:47:06,831 --> 00:47:09,375
Hey, Favors? Do you mind falling that way?
882
00:47:09,917 --> 00:47:12,718
Somebody spilled Coke over there.
I would hate to get some on the suit.
883
00:47:12,795 --> 00:47:15,506
Yeah, sure. No problem.
884
00:47:15,589 --> 00:47:16,716
- Thanks, bud.
- Sure.
885
00:47:18,301 --> 00:47:19,885
I told you I was gonna get that suit.
886
00:47:20,803 --> 00:47:21,637
Yes!
887
00:47:21,721 --> 00:47:25,224
Whoo! My man is in the house!
Come on, y'all, make some noise!
888
00:47:25,308 --> 00:47:26,642
Yeah, Rob!
889
00:47:35,443 --> 00:47:37,820
- Looks like we're finally ready.
- Mm-hmm.
890
00:48:01,510 --> 00:48:02,510
Sir...
891
00:48:03,512 --> 00:48:05,139
You forgot the programs.
892
00:48:10,019 --> 00:48:11,479
The programs?
893
00:48:13,773 --> 00:48:14,773
Right.
894
00:48:16,317 --> 00:48:18,235
Any specific font you want?
895
00:48:18,861 --> 00:48:21,781
Arial, courier? Huh?
896
00:48:21,864 --> 00:48:23,199
American typewriter?
897
00:48:23,282 --> 00:48:24,408
Condensed?
898
00:48:25,242 --> 00:48:27,161
How about some wingdings? Huh?
899
00:48:27,244 --> 00:48:28,412
Comic sans?
900
00:48:28,496 --> 00:48:31,123
And how about you walk a little faster
down the aisle?
901
00:48:36,378 --> 00:48:37,378
Sir?
902
00:48:38,089 --> 00:48:41,008
Uh, Megan really wanted candles.
903
00:48:48,974 --> 00:48:51,060
- You got me.
- What?
904
00:49:04,240 --> 00:49:05,240
Sir.
905
00:49:07,118 --> 00:49:08,285
Come here, you.
906
00:49:12,373 --> 00:49:14,500
Now, we're ready.
907
00:49:14,583 --> 00:49:15,793
Yes.
908
00:49:16,335 --> 00:49:17,628
You got the ring, right?
909
00:49:24,885 --> 00:49:31,267
Nooooo!
910
00:49:32,601 --> 00:49:33,894
- Why you yelling?
- Shut up!
911
00:49:33,978 --> 00:49:34,979
Hey, man.
912
00:49:35,771 --> 00:49:36,856
Shut up!
913
00:49:43,404 --> 00:49:44,404
Hey.
914
00:49:45,948 --> 00:49:48,159
Uh, do you have wedding rings?
915
00:50:04,717 --> 00:50:07,136
Definitely substitute teacher salary.
916
00:50:08,804 --> 00:50:11,182
But you can always upgrade
in a few years.
917
00:50:11,807 --> 00:50:13,767
- Yeah.
- Maybe.
918
00:50:29,366 --> 00:50:30,743
Where have you been, Rob?
919
00:50:30,826 --> 00:50:34,413
- Oh, my God, baby.
- I'm okay. I'm okay.
920
00:50:34,496 --> 00:50:36,957
Hey, we're here now.
921
00:50:37,875 --> 00:50:39,627
- You ready?
- Yes.
922
00:50:40,628 --> 00:50:45,758
Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today
to witness the union of Robert J. Anderson
923
00:50:45,841 --> 00:50:48,677
and Megan W. Swope in holy matrimony.
924
00:50:49,303 --> 00:50:52,097
The bond this couple
makes today is sacred...
925
00:50:52,681 --> 00:50:55,184
and should be entered into
with reverence and honor.
926
00:50:55,684 --> 00:50:57,811
And now we come
to the portion of the ceremony
927
00:50:57,895 --> 00:51:00,814
that holds great significance... the vows.
928
00:51:01,941 --> 00:51:03,901
I understand you two
have written your own?
929
00:51:03,984 --> 00:51:05,152
Yes.
930
00:51:06,320 --> 00:51:08,155
Megan, would you like to begin?
931
00:51:08,739 --> 00:51:09,865
Yes.
932
00:51:11,784 --> 00:51:15,955
I once read,
"Happiness is only real when shared."
933
00:51:16,538 --> 00:51:20,584
I didn't understand the depth
of that statement until I met you, Rob,
934
00:51:21,168 --> 00:51:24,922
because you are the perfect man for me.
935
00:51:25,005 --> 00:51:29,301
You love to go where life takes you,
and I am so grateful
936
00:51:29,385 --> 00:51:30,844
that life brought you to me,
937
00:51:31,470 --> 00:51:34,682
because I know that no matter
what our future brings,
938
00:51:34,765 --> 00:51:36,433
we will have each other.
939
00:51:37,309 --> 00:51:40,229
I love you...
940
00:51:41,313 --> 00:51:42,481
so much.
941
00:51:44,525 --> 00:51:45,859
That was beautiful.
942
00:51:47,903 --> 00:51:50,197
- Robert?
- Huh?
943
00:51:50,281 --> 00:51:52,241
Go ahead, whenever you're ready.
944
00:51:54,952 --> 00:51:57,663
- Oh, it's my turn.
- Yeah.
945
00:52:03,127 --> 00:52:04,461
Megan...
946
00:52:05,379 --> 00:52:07,548
Obviously, I love you very much.
947
00:52:08,674 --> 00:52:10,050
Like, a lot.
948
00:52:11,135 --> 00:52:12,594
Like a lot, a lot.
949
00:52:13,721 --> 00:52:14,721
A lot.
950
00:52:15,306 --> 00:52:22,104
And I'm just so happy
that I went on that date with Vicky...
951
00:52:22,187 --> 00:52:23,814
Well...
952
00:52:24,857 --> 00:52:26,525
because if I hadn't...
953
00:52:27,109 --> 00:52:28,652
I would've never met...
954
00:52:29,069 --> 00:52:30,654
her wonderful...
955
00:52:31,280 --> 00:52:32,781
beautiful...
956
00:52:33,824 --> 00:52:35,034
roommate.
957
00:52:36,785 --> 00:52:37,828
You.
958
00:52:44,043 --> 00:52:45,085
And...
959
00:52:45,919 --> 00:52:47,087
And...
960
00:52:49,715 --> 00:52:51,258
Is it hot in here?
961
00:52:53,719 --> 00:52:55,054
Can I? I'm just gonna...
962
00:52:55,137 --> 00:52:56,764
I'll be right back, baby.
963
00:52:56,847 --> 00:52:58,599
Okay. One sec.
964
00:52:59,475 --> 00:53:00,517
Excuse me.
965
00:53:03,062 --> 00:53:06,774
You are my lover and my guiding light.
966
00:53:06,857 --> 00:53:08,817
Oh, that's good. I'm gonna use that.
967
00:53:08,901 --> 00:53:10,461
In your heart, I see my future.
968
00:53:11,445 --> 00:53:12,905
In your eyes, I see hope.
969
00:53:15,824 --> 00:53:18,545
- In your ears, I whisper, "I love you."
- Excuse me?
970
00:53:20,329 --> 00:53:22,414
Um... do you mind if you skip to the end?
971
00:53:22,498 --> 00:53:25,042
I mean, you keep mentioning
these body parts.
972
00:53:25,125 --> 00:53:26,835
She's a big girl.
973
00:53:26,919 --> 00:53:28,962
We gonna be here all day.
974
00:53:29,046 --> 00:53:32,007
I didn't mean "big" in a bad way.
I bet you is warm.
975
00:53:37,471 --> 00:53:41,767
"I have for the first time found
what I can truly love."
976
00:53:44,603 --> 00:53:48,691
I found... you.
977
00:53:48,774 --> 00:53:52,111
You are my sympathy...
978
00:53:54,863 --> 00:53:55,989
my better self...
979
00:53:58,492 --> 00:54:00,911
my good angel.
980
00:54:03,247 --> 00:54:06,667
I am bound to you...
981
00:54:07,584 --> 00:54:10,087
With a strong attachment.
982
00:54:11,588 --> 00:54:12,588
I think you're...
983
00:54:13,632 --> 00:54:14,633
good...
984
00:54:16,218 --> 00:54:17,219
gifted...
985
00:54:18,387 --> 00:54:19,430
lovely.
986
00:54:21,515 --> 00:54:23,225
A fervent...
987
00:54:24,476 --> 00:54:27,855
a solemn passion,
988
00:54:27,938 --> 00:54:30,899
conceived in my heart...
989
00:54:32,234 --> 00:54:37,197
and it leans to you
990
00:54:37,781 --> 00:54:41,994
and draws you to my center.
991
00:54:43,579 --> 00:54:47,583
And spring of life, it...
992
00:54:48,959 --> 00:54:51,086
wraps
993
00:54:51,170 --> 00:54:55,424
your existence about you.
994
00:54:56,383 --> 00:54:58,385
Kindling in pure...
995
00:55:00,512 --> 00:55:03,682
powerful flame!
996
00:55:04,475 --> 00:55:08,103
It fuses you
997
00:55:08,187 --> 00:55:10,481
and me
998
00:55:10,564 --> 00:55:13,859
into one.
999
00:55:18,614 --> 00:55:22,576
Brilliant!
Oh, my baby good, honey. My baby good.
1000
00:55:28,582 --> 00:55:31,668
Megan, will you have this man
to be your...
1001
00:55:38,175 --> 00:55:39,735
I'm sorry. Should we close the windows?
1002
00:55:39,760 --> 00:55:43,222
No. They're just birds.
Let's just leave the pigeons alone.
1003
00:55:43,305 --> 00:55:44,515
They're just playing.
1004
00:55:44,598 --> 00:55:47,601
- No, Rob, there's pigeons in the church.
- Yeah, I know, baby.
1005
00:55:47,684 --> 00:55:49,978
We'll worry about that later, okay?
Father, do your thing.
1006
00:55:50,062 --> 00:55:51,915
- Rob!
- Would you just leave the pigeons alone?
1007
00:55:51,939 --> 00:55:54,024
Please, would you just, baby,
1008
00:55:54,107 --> 00:55:55,442
just leave the pigeons alone?
1009
00:55:55,526 --> 00:55:56,902
What is wrong with you?
1010
00:55:56,985 --> 00:55:58,445
I am running out of time!
1011
00:55:58,529 --> 00:56:00,781
Rob, take it easy, man.
1012
00:56:00,864 --> 00:56:02,199
You're ruining the mood.
1013
00:56:05,494 --> 00:56:08,080
I'm... ruining the mood?
1014
00:56:08,580 --> 00:56:10,207
I'm ruining the mood?
1015
00:56:10,290 --> 00:56:12,626
It's because of you, Benny,
I was late to my wedding!
1016
00:56:14,002 --> 00:56:16,255
You and I both know
that that's not accurate.
1017
00:56:16,338 --> 00:56:17,939
You know what happened to me last night.
1018
00:56:18,006 --> 00:56:20,842
Of course I do! We just hung out!
1019
00:56:20,926 --> 00:56:22,219
Shut your ass up.
1020
00:56:22,302 --> 00:56:25,556
You gonna tell me what happened to me
last night, Benny! What happened?
1021
00:56:25,639 --> 00:56:28,684
Oh, man! Get off me, man!
I gotta take this suit back tomorrow!
1022
00:56:28,767 --> 00:56:31,770
- Just make sure this tag's still...
- Tell me, Benny, what happened!
1023
00:56:32,479 --> 00:56:33,730
You went home with a girl.
1024
00:56:36,108 --> 00:56:37,234
All right?
1025
00:56:38,235 --> 00:56:39,152
I did?
1026
00:56:39,236 --> 00:56:40,237
Rob.
1027
00:56:40,320 --> 00:56:42,155
Rob, is this true?
1028
00:56:42,823 --> 00:56:44,283
I don't... I don't... I don't know.
1029
00:56:44,366 --> 00:56:47,411
No. You know what?
You're done, Othello. We're gonna go.
1030
00:56:49,329 --> 00:56:52,291
Megan. Megan. Megan.
1031
00:56:52,791 --> 00:56:54,167
Oh!
1032
00:56:54,251 --> 00:56:57,379
I believed in you, Rob,
when no one else did.
1033
00:56:58,005 --> 00:57:00,382
I will never forgive you!
1034
00:57:01,592 --> 00:57:02,592
Megan!
1035
00:57:03,594 --> 00:57:04,594
Cody?
1036
00:57:06,513 --> 00:57:09,224
Uh...
Cody, uh, you gonna mess up your suit.
1037
00:57:15,480 --> 00:57:17,190
Oh, yeah!
1038
00:57:17,274 --> 00:57:18,775
Fire!
1039
00:57:19,651 --> 00:57:21,069
Everybody, remain calm!
1040
00:57:21,153 --> 00:57:24,031
Please go to the exits
in an orderly fashion!
1041
00:57:44,217 --> 00:57:48,305
Ah! I'm gonna kill you! God damn it!
1042
00:57:53,894 --> 00:57:54,894
Kill you!
1043
00:57:55,938 --> 00:57:57,814
I'm gonna kill you!
1044
00:57:58,398 --> 00:58:01,193
Why are you doing this to me,
you stupid bell?
1045
00:58:02,903 --> 00:58:03,903
Rob!
1046
00:58:04,821 --> 00:58:06,156
Don't hurt my bells!
1047
00:58:11,411 --> 00:58:12,537
Oh, God.
1048
00:58:12,621 --> 00:58:15,290
I'm so tired of you, you stupid bell!
1049
00:58:17,376 --> 00:58:18,418
Uh-oh.
1050
00:58:32,849 --> 00:58:34,935
♪ Bye-bye, happiness ♪
1051
00:58:35,018 --> 00:58:36,728
This has to end!
1052
00:58:36,812 --> 00:58:38,021
Hey, did you hear that?
1053
00:58:38,105 --> 00:58:39,564
Shut up!
1054
00:58:43,944 --> 00:58:45,654
Rob! Oh, God.
1055
00:58:46,029 --> 00:58:47,155
Rob!
1056
00:58:48,240 --> 00:58:50,367
Baby, how did you get up here?
1057
00:58:50,450 --> 00:58:53,120
I'm not gonna lie,
it took a couple of tries.
1058
00:58:56,289 --> 00:58:59,167
I can't believe you're here.
I was so worried about you.
1059
00:58:59,251 --> 00:59:02,921
Oh, my God. You're not supposed
to see me before the wedding.
1060
00:59:03,005 --> 00:59:04,214
It's bad luck.
1061
00:59:05,590 --> 00:59:06,925
Where's your tux?
1062
00:59:07,801 --> 00:59:09,594
Megan, come here. Sit.
1063
00:59:11,471 --> 00:59:12,514
Listen, baby.
1064
00:59:14,016 --> 00:59:16,018
You know I love you
more than anything, right?
1065
00:59:16,101 --> 00:59:17,101
Yes.
1066
00:59:18,437 --> 00:59:22,607
But it just seems no matter what I do,
I just can't get anything right.
1067
00:59:23,191 --> 00:59:25,569
Baby, what are you talking about?
You're here.
1068
00:59:25,652 --> 00:59:28,447
- Let's do this.
- No, it's not about the wedding.
1069
00:59:29,239 --> 00:59:31,533
Babe,
I'm talking about the rest of our lives.
1070
00:59:32,075 --> 00:59:35,245
I don't have a career, any goals.
1071
00:59:37,080 --> 00:59:39,041
Maybe I'm not husband material.
1072
00:59:40,333 --> 00:59:42,169
Is this about my dad?
1073
00:59:42,252 --> 00:59:44,755
I mean, baby,
since when do you care what he thinks?
1074
00:59:44,838 --> 00:59:46,798
I know, but, baby, it's not just your dad,
1075
00:59:46,882 --> 00:59:50,427
it's everybody down there
thinks you're making a big mistake.
1076
00:59:53,805 --> 00:59:54,931
And I think they're right.
1077
01:00:03,690 --> 01:00:05,776
I feel like such a fool.
1078
01:00:06,359 --> 01:00:07,861
It's not about you.
1079
01:00:07,944 --> 01:00:09,780
Of course it's about me!
1080
01:00:10,405 --> 01:00:14,242
Oh, God, I had faith in you, Rob.
1081
01:00:14,826 --> 01:00:17,829
I sat here, patiently waiting,
1082
01:00:17,913 --> 01:00:21,083
waiting for you to to come around!
1083
01:00:21,166 --> 01:00:24,669
I defended you to everyone
who said that you would never grow up
1084
01:00:24,753 --> 01:00:26,922
and that you would never get it together!
1085
01:00:27,005 --> 01:00:28,507
Don't you understand?
1086
01:00:33,303 --> 01:00:34,513
I should have known.
1087
01:00:36,181 --> 01:00:39,434
I should have known
when you missed our flight
1088
01:00:39,518 --> 01:00:41,019
to buy a lotto ticket.
1089
01:00:45,482 --> 01:00:49,069
In marriage,
you have to be in it to win it, Rob.
1090
01:00:51,196 --> 01:00:53,573
You were never in it, ever!
1091
01:00:54,116 --> 01:00:56,284
Megan, I really do love you. I...
1092
01:00:56,368 --> 01:00:59,996
Just not enough to pull through
when it counts the most.
1093
01:01:03,083 --> 01:01:05,168
Just... please go.
1094
01:01:05,627 --> 01:01:09,673
Just leave. Leave!
I don't want you to see me cry.
1095
01:01:12,384 --> 01:01:15,137
I don't care which one! Just go.
1096
01:01:15,971 --> 01:01:17,013
Just go.
1097
01:01:20,559 --> 01:01:21,977
Just go.
1098
01:01:22,519 --> 01:01:25,480
♪ Bye-bye... ♪
1099
01:01:25,564 --> 01:01:26,982
Finally!
1100
01:01:28,900 --> 01:01:31,695
- No. No. No. No.
- Wait a minute.
1101
01:01:40,453 --> 01:01:42,581
And I grabbed him by the throat
just like that.
1102
01:01:42,664 --> 01:01:45,458
- Oh, I'm sorry. Excuse me. I'm sorry, man.
- Come on.
1103
01:01:46,126 --> 01:01:48,545
Sorry. Forgive me.
1104
01:01:57,387 --> 01:02:02,184
♪ I need love, love
To ease my mind ♪
1105
01:02:02,267 --> 01:02:06,313
♪ I need to find, find
Someone to call mine ♪
1106
01:02:06,396 --> 01:02:09,524
♪ But Mama said you can't hurry love ♪
1107
01:02:09,608 --> 01:02:12,319
♪ No, you just have to wait ♪
1108
01:02:12,402 --> 01:02:15,488
♪ She said love don't come easy ♪
1109
01:02:15,572 --> 01:02:18,074
♪ It's a game of give and take ♪
1110
01:02:18,158 --> 01:02:19,239
♪ You can't hurry love... ♪
1111
01:02:22,537 --> 01:02:23,747
♪ She said just... ♪
1112
01:02:23,830 --> 01:02:25,040
No.
1113
01:02:25,123 --> 01:02:27,542
I just want to see tomorrow!
1114
01:02:27,626 --> 01:02:29,878
I'm in the elevator.
1115
01:02:29,961 --> 01:02:33,215
♪ No, love, love don't come easy... ♪
1116
01:02:33,298 --> 01:02:34,716
No!
1117
01:02:36,134 --> 01:02:38,553
Finally!
1118
01:02:39,095 --> 01:02:41,556
Screw it, I've been waiting 20 minutes.
1119
01:02:45,560 --> 01:02:47,270
Hey!
1120
01:02:47,354 --> 01:02:49,564
♪ To hold me tight ♪
1121
01:02:49,648 --> 01:02:51,233
♪ I keep waiting ♪
1122
01:02:51,900 --> 01:02:53,735
♪ I keep on waiting ♪
1123
01:02:54,611 --> 01:02:57,155
♪ But it ain't easy ♪
1124
01:02:57,239 --> 01:02:58,406
♪ It ain't easy ♪
1125
01:02:58,490 --> 01:03:01,660
♪ But Mama said you can't hurry love ♪
1126
01:03:01,743 --> 01:03:04,329
♪ No, you just have to wait ♪
1127
01:03:04,412 --> 01:03:07,249
♪ She said just give it time ♪
1128
01:03:07,332 --> 01:03:09,709
♪ No matter how long it takes ♪
1129
01:03:09,793 --> 01:03:14,047
♪ You can't hurry love
No, you just have to wait ♪
1130
01:03:14,130 --> 01:03:16,007
♪ She said love don't come... ♪
1131
01:03:25,350 --> 01:03:28,395
No, I'm meeting with Jameson on Monday.
He controls the final shares.
1132
01:03:29,145 --> 01:03:33,233
No, Swope has no clue. He's too focused
on this tragedy they call a wedding.
1133
01:03:33,316 --> 01:03:37,362
Look, if I was this poor Anderson guy,
I'd get as far away from him as possible.
1134
01:03:45,161 --> 01:03:46,788
So how do you guys make it work?
1135
01:03:46,871 --> 01:03:48,331
Our partnership's like a marriage.
1136
01:03:48,415 --> 01:03:51,293
When the shit gets thick,
I know he's got my six.
1137
01:03:51,376 --> 01:03:53,169
I'd take a bullet for this guy.
1138
01:03:53,253 --> 01:03:56,172
In fact, I did.
Got shot right in the balls.
1139
01:03:56,256 --> 01:03:57,382
Ew.
1140
01:03:57,465 --> 01:04:01,261
- Lost my left testicle.
- Yeah, that's why I'd never abandon Mike.
1141
01:04:02,345 --> 01:04:03,847
He's my "ride or die bitch."
1142
01:04:04,973 --> 01:04:05,973
Hell yeah.
1143
01:04:07,642 --> 01:04:08,642
- You are.
- You are.
1144
01:04:09,185 --> 01:04:10,854
- No, you are.
- You are.
1145
01:04:11,980 --> 01:04:13,315
♪ Ashamed of yourself ♪
1146
01:04:13,398 --> 01:04:14,441
♪ Self ♪
1147
01:04:19,988 --> 01:04:21,948
Hey, Brian, let me ask you something.
1148
01:04:22,324 --> 01:04:24,743
Does it bother you
that you hold the record
1149
01:04:24,826 --> 01:04:26,828
for the most Grammy nominations
without a win?
1150
01:04:26,911 --> 01:04:29,122
Does it bother you
that you can't get to your wedding
1151
01:04:29,205 --> 01:04:33,084
because you have to repeat
the same hour over and over?
1152
01:04:33,168 --> 01:04:34,377
Touché.
1153
01:04:34,502 --> 01:04:35,420
The point is,
1154
01:04:35,503 --> 01:04:38,381
if you want something bad enough,
you can never give up.
1155
01:04:49,309 --> 01:04:50,309
Hey, Ma.
1156
01:04:51,186 --> 01:04:53,480
Robbie! Boy, what are you doing here?
1157
01:04:53,563 --> 01:04:56,483
The question is,
what are you doing here, huh?
1158
01:04:57,484 --> 01:05:01,029
- Aren't you supposed to be at my wedding?
- I was there for an hour and a half.
1159
01:05:01,154 --> 01:05:03,035
I must've sung every song
in that book of hymns.
1160
01:05:03,114 --> 01:05:05,575
- Oh, yeah, I heard.
- You didn't show up.
1161
01:05:06,910 --> 01:05:07,911
What's wrong, son?
1162
01:05:07,994 --> 01:05:10,080
You got cold feet or something?
1163
01:05:11,623 --> 01:05:13,208
Ma, I need your help.
1164
01:05:13,291 --> 01:05:17,796
- Oh, I was worried that this might happen.
- What are you talking about?
1165
01:05:18,380 --> 01:05:21,341
Well, it's no secret that I was not
the best mother in the world.
1166
01:05:21,424 --> 01:05:23,426
Look, Ma, you did the best you could.
1167
01:05:23,510 --> 01:05:26,262
Well, I thought I did,
but I guess I didn't.
1168
01:05:26,805 --> 01:05:29,057
I mean, I saw a lot of places and...
1169
01:05:30,725 --> 01:05:32,644
I loved a lot of men.
1170
01:05:33,561 --> 01:05:35,522
George Clinton, Sly Stone.
1171
01:05:35,605 --> 01:05:36,606
Oh, Ma.
1172
01:05:36,689 --> 01:05:39,776
The bass player from Con Funk Shun.
Now, he was...
1173
01:05:39,859 --> 01:05:42,612
- Okay, Mama. TMI. That is way too much.
- Okay. Okay. Okay.
1174
01:05:42,695 --> 01:05:44,781
It was a different time, Robbie.
1175
01:05:46,324 --> 01:05:50,203
My point is, my best would've been...
1176
01:05:51,246 --> 01:05:53,706
if I had met a man that I loved
and he loved me
1177
01:05:53,790 --> 01:05:56,042
and we started a family
that you could be proud of.
1178
01:05:56,126 --> 01:05:57,502
Yeah, but why didn't you?
1179
01:05:58,086 --> 01:06:00,547
You know, Rob, I just couldn't get out
of my own damn way,
1180
01:06:00,630 --> 01:06:01,881
but it ain't too late for you.
1181
01:06:01,965 --> 01:06:04,008
You don't have to repeat my mistakes.
1182
01:06:04,092 --> 01:06:08,513
You just got to lose the nonsense
and get out of your own damn way!
1183
01:06:13,268 --> 01:06:17,689
Well, Mama done had her medicine.
I'm gonna go on back over to the church...
1184
01:06:19,274 --> 01:06:21,401
with a fresh set of pipes.
1185
01:06:21,484 --> 01:06:25,321
Hope you get there before
I hit that high note in "Higher Ground."
1186
01:06:25,405 --> 01:06:26,406
Hey.
1187
01:06:27,615 --> 01:06:28,533
Thank you.
1188
01:06:28,616 --> 01:06:30,743
- I love you, baby.
- I love you, too.
1189
01:06:37,834 --> 01:06:38,877
Enjoy your day, sir.
1190
01:06:38,960 --> 01:06:40,086
Thank you.
1191
01:06:46,176 --> 01:06:47,677
Hey, it's me.
1192
01:06:47,760 --> 01:06:51,055
I have to go to a wedding today.
I thought you might want to come.
1193
01:06:51,681 --> 01:06:52,891
Free booze.
1194
01:06:53,641 --> 01:06:56,811
Hey, where are you?
I want to call the police, but...
1195
01:06:57,228 --> 01:07:00,857
you have to be missing for 48 hours
and, you know, it's been one.
1196
01:07:00,940 --> 01:07:02,609
Anyway, you're on the clock.
1197
01:07:03,276 --> 01:07:04,277
It's me again.
1198
01:07:04,986 --> 01:07:07,864
Seriously, I'm worried you fell
somewhere where nobody can see you.
1199
01:07:07,947 --> 01:07:10,825
When we get back from the honeymoon,
you are getting microchipped,
1200
01:07:10,909 --> 01:07:12,118
like a beagle.
1201
01:07:18,082 --> 01:07:20,043
- What?
- Who are you?
1202
01:07:20,126 --> 01:07:23,046
Callie. From the bar.
1203
01:07:23,755 --> 01:07:27,050
We came back here last night... together?
1204
01:07:27,133 --> 01:07:29,344
Yeah, you asked me to help you
with your vows,
1205
01:07:29,427 --> 01:07:32,430
I thought it was code for something,
but we came up, and that's what we did.
1206
01:07:32,514 --> 01:07:35,475
Wait, wait, wait,
so, if we wound up here...
1207
01:07:36,017 --> 01:07:37,936
how the hell did I get
halfway across town?
1208
01:07:38,937 --> 01:07:40,188
I don't know.
1209
01:07:40,688 --> 01:07:42,398
You were so drunk you could barely walk.
1210
01:07:42,482 --> 01:07:45,322
You tried to write vows, then you threw up
in that plant and passed out.
1211
01:07:45,401 --> 01:07:46,819
When I woke up, you were gone.
1212
01:07:48,321 --> 01:07:51,491
So... did I come up with anything good?
1213
01:07:51,783 --> 01:07:53,993
Look, she said yes for a reason.
1214
01:07:54,994 --> 01:07:56,704
Tell her how you feel, be honest.
1215
01:07:57,830 --> 01:08:00,708
Well, I gotta get to the church.
Thanks for not sleeping with me.
1216
01:08:01,292 --> 01:08:02,627
Easiest money I ever made.
1217
01:08:03,878 --> 01:08:06,506
Wait. You're a prostitute?
1218
01:08:07,131 --> 01:08:09,968
- You didn't know that?
- Who hired you?
1219
01:08:10,051 --> 01:08:11,135
I don't remember,
1220
01:08:11,219 --> 01:08:14,013
but they were pissed when I called
to tell them you didn't perform.
1221
01:08:14,931 --> 01:08:15,931
Where's your phone?
1222
01:08:17,016 --> 01:08:19,060
It's in a plastic bag behind the toilet.
1223
01:08:20,228 --> 01:08:21,854
It's the safest place to keep it.
1224
01:08:22,647 --> 01:08:25,191
That is definitely a prostitute trick.
Okay.
1225
01:08:27,569 --> 01:08:31,239
♪ Bye-bye, love ♪
1226
01:08:31,322 --> 01:08:32,323
Damn it!
1227
01:08:32,407 --> 01:08:34,367
Did you hear that?
1228
01:08:36,703 --> 01:08:39,414
- Yeah.
- Devin, just don't.
1229
01:08:43,751 --> 01:08:45,336
Palmetto Hotel, this is Kimber.
1230
01:08:45,461 --> 01:08:47,964
Yeah, Kimber, I need to speak to room 412.
1231
01:08:54,304 --> 01:08:56,806
Hey, Roger, Pat...
1232
01:08:57,432 --> 01:08:58,683
whoever you are.
1233
01:08:59,267 --> 01:09:01,019
Just give me one second, all right?
1234
01:09:01,894 --> 01:09:03,646
I said give me a second!
1235
01:09:03,730 --> 01:09:07,483
This is a very important call!
I have been through so much!
1236
01:09:07,567 --> 01:09:09,777
Sir! You can use the phone in our office.
1237
01:09:10,320 --> 01:09:13,114
Oh. Cool. Let's go.
1238
01:09:13,656 --> 01:09:15,366
What you looking at, Green Mile?
1239
01:09:17,619 --> 01:09:19,412
We appreciate your patience,
Mr. Anderson.
1240
01:09:19,495 --> 01:09:21,956
Oh, I'm not being patient.
Okay? I'm pissed.
1241
01:09:22,040 --> 01:09:23,833
I have been here for almost an hour.
1242
01:09:24,375 --> 01:09:26,576
Are you aware you've been the victim
of a serious crime?
1243
01:09:26,628 --> 01:09:30,006
Uh, yeah, and that's why I have to get
on the phone in the next four minutes
1244
01:09:30,089 --> 01:09:31,716
to figure out who did this to me.
1245
01:09:31,799 --> 01:09:33,551
We know who did it.
1246
01:09:33,635 --> 01:09:37,347
What I'm about to show you was captured
by our security cameras in the garage.
1247
01:09:38,640 --> 01:09:41,100
At approximately 3:36 a.m.,
1248
01:09:41,184 --> 01:09:43,311
this sedan pulled
in the parking structure.
1249
01:09:43,936 --> 01:09:46,439
- Vicky?
- Were you with this woman last night?
1250
01:09:47,065 --> 01:09:48,065
No.
1251
01:09:49,692 --> 01:09:51,527
But she did have a key to my room
1252
01:09:51,611 --> 01:09:53,738
because she was the one
that made the reservations.
1253
01:09:54,322 --> 01:09:56,133
Her parking pass correlates
to one of the rooms
1254
01:09:56,157 --> 01:09:57,742
that was booked 30 minutes prior.
1255
01:09:57,825 --> 01:09:59,744
In it,
we found several rolls of duct tape.
1256
01:09:59,827 --> 01:10:01,120
Duct tape?
1257
01:10:01,204 --> 01:10:02,664
Here's where it gets ridiculous.
1258
01:10:19,013 --> 01:10:21,933
Several keys got stuck in the gears,
trapping you inside.
1259
01:10:22,016 --> 01:10:24,727
I need to use your phone right now.
1260
01:10:30,191 --> 01:10:31,859
- Hello.
- Meg?
1261
01:10:31,943 --> 01:10:34,654
Rob! Where are you? Are you okay?
1262
01:10:34,737 --> 01:10:37,031
Listen,
I don't have a lot of time to talk.
1263
01:10:37,115 --> 01:10:39,117
I just want to tell you that I am sorry.
1264
01:10:40,243 --> 01:10:41,744
I've been stuck.
1265
01:10:41,828 --> 01:10:44,080
I've just been holding on
to a bunch of bullshit,
1266
01:10:44,163 --> 01:10:46,124
and you haven't gotten
what you needed from me.
1267
01:10:48,835 --> 01:10:51,254
It's kind of like with your kids,
you know, your patients.
1268
01:10:52,255 --> 01:10:55,133
You say they grow up fast
when they're dealing with a crisis.
1269
01:10:55,216 --> 01:10:56,509
Yeah.
1270
01:10:57,093 --> 01:10:59,762
Well, I've been dealing with a crisis
of unimaginable proportions,
1271
01:10:59,846 --> 01:11:01,931
and I just want to tell you that I am...
1272
01:11:02,724 --> 01:11:04,767
I am getting out my own damn way.
1273
01:11:06,227 --> 01:11:07,645
So you stay right there.
1274
01:11:09,272 --> 01:11:10,273
I'm coming for you.
1275
01:11:22,744 --> 01:11:24,579
♪ Hold on ♪
1276
01:11:24,662 --> 01:11:26,748
♪ 'Cause I'm coming ♪
1277
01:11:26,831 --> 01:11:28,708
♪ Hold on ♪
1278
01:11:28,791 --> 01:11:31,878
And here comes Abdalla Tanui of Kenya,
1279
01:11:31,961 --> 01:11:34,380
rounding the corner
for the final quarter mile.
1280
01:11:42,638 --> 01:11:44,974
Last one there is a rotten egg.
1281
01:11:51,230 --> 01:11:55,943
Guys, please. I got to get to the church.
I got to get to the church. Excuse me.
1282
01:11:56,027 --> 01:11:58,029
Officers, I need a ride to my wedding.
1283
01:11:58,112 --> 01:11:59,113
Move along, Nick Cannon.
1284
01:11:59,197 --> 01:12:01,824
No, I know it sounds crazy,
but I really need your help.
1285
01:12:02,408 --> 01:12:05,369
She's the love of my life,
and I know she'd take a bullet for me.
1286
01:12:06,579 --> 01:12:07,955
She's my "ride or die bitch."
1287
01:12:11,334 --> 01:12:12,460
- Let's roll.
- Yes!
1288
01:12:12,543 --> 01:12:14,629
Wait. How the hell are we supposed
to get across town
1289
01:12:14,712 --> 01:12:16,881
- with the race and the traffic?
- I got an idea.
1290
01:12:24,263 --> 01:12:27,809
Whoo!
1291
01:12:27,892 --> 01:12:29,477
Almost went around the thing
1292
01:12:29,560 --> 01:12:31,938
- and flipped over.
- We almost... went around.
1293
01:12:38,736 --> 01:12:40,988
Whoa!
1294
01:12:41,072 --> 01:12:42,073
Watch out!
1295
01:12:45,451 --> 01:12:47,453
Relax. We got this.
1296
01:12:47,537 --> 01:12:49,181
We're professionals.
We do this all the time.
1297
01:12:49,205 --> 01:12:50,456
Why are you so nervous?
1298
01:12:50,540 --> 01:12:52,500
Oh, snap. Guys, can I use your phone?
1299
01:12:52,583 --> 01:12:53,751
Look at your own risk.
1300
01:12:53,835 --> 01:12:55,545
I promise you I won't.
1301
01:12:59,590 --> 01:13:01,551
- Hello.
- Hey, Callie!
1302
01:13:01,634 --> 01:13:03,135
Yeah, it's me, Rob, from last night.
1303
01:13:03,845 --> 01:13:05,763
- Corny Rob.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, Corny Rob.
1304
01:13:05,847 --> 01:13:08,933
Corny Rob?
Yeah, I need you to do me a favor.
1305
01:13:09,016 --> 01:13:10,518
Grab my suit,
1306
01:13:10,601 --> 01:13:13,229
bring it down
to the Second Presbyterian Church. ASAP.
1307
01:13:13,938 --> 01:13:15,648
- All right.
- All right, bye.
1308
01:13:15,731 --> 01:13:17,859
Whoo! Someone's getting married!
1309
01:13:21,946 --> 01:13:23,447
We're never gonna make it in time.
1310
01:13:23,531 --> 01:13:25,634
- I think these guys know a shortcut.
- Yeah?
1311
01:13:25,658 --> 01:13:28,244
Whoa!
1312
01:13:30,872 --> 01:13:31,872
Let's go!
1313
01:13:32,373 --> 01:13:34,208
All right!
1314
01:13:34,292 --> 01:13:35,918
♪ I sing ♪
1315
01:13:36,002 --> 01:13:40,882
♪ Because I'm free ♪
1316
01:13:43,593 --> 01:13:45,136
♪ His eye ♪
1317
01:13:45,219 --> 01:13:47,138
♪ Is on ♪
1318
01:13:47,221 --> 01:13:51,142
♪ The sparrow ♪
1319
01:14:00,109 --> 01:14:02,570
- I'll walk. Thank you.
- No, doors are locked.
1320
01:14:02,653 --> 01:14:04,493
- Not getting out of here, baby.
- Ride or die.
1321
01:14:06,699 --> 01:14:09,785
Sweetheart, you have to accept
the fact that he's not coming.
1322
01:14:09,869 --> 01:14:11,329
He will be here.
1323
01:14:30,348 --> 01:14:31,807
He's here.
1324
01:14:33,768 --> 01:14:34,810
He's here!
1325
01:14:37,229 --> 01:14:40,608
Yes! Whoo! My man's in the house!
Come on, everybody, give it up!
1326
01:14:51,202 --> 01:14:53,496
- You look good, man.
- Thank you, brother.
1327
01:15:18,771 --> 01:15:19,771
Wow.
1328
01:15:20,898 --> 01:15:21,941
You look amazing.
1329
01:15:29,323 --> 01:15:33,786
Sir, I'd like to thank you
for hosting such a wonderful service.
1330
01:15:33,869 --> 01:15:35,579
It's a complete disaster,
1331
01:15:35,663 --> 01:15:37,498
and I think it should be canceled.
1332
01:15:39,417 --> 01:15:41,002
You'd rather her marry Cody.
1333
01:15:41,127 --> 01:15:44,880
As a matter of fact, he's the kind of man
my baby girl deserves.
1334
01:15:44,964 --> 01:15:49,343
Yeah. And he's also the kind of man
that's planning to take over your company.
1335
01:15:51,929 --> 01:15:52,763
Yeah, that's right.
1336
01:15:52,847 --> 01:15:56,809
He's bought up 47% of your shares
and has a lead on another five.
1337
01:15:57,685 --> 01:16:00,688
Now, I know
I'm just a substitute teacher, but...
1338
01:16:01,647 --> 01:16:03,399
sounds to me like you're screwed.
1339
01:16:04,525 --> 01:16:07,028
Cody, is this true?
1340
01:16:10,865 --> 01:16:12,950
You always treated me like garbage.
1341
01:16:13,826 --> 01:16:14,994
Worse than garbage.
1342
01:16:15,077 --> 01:16:18,998
It wasn't until Megan and I broke up
that you could even remember my name.
1343
01:16:21,542 --> 01:16:25,337
I have been waiting
for this moment for years.
1344
01:16:26,589 --> 01:16:29,008
I'm sorry I can't take everything
that's important to you.
1345
01:16:33,471 --> 01:16:34,805
Congratulations, you two.
1346
01:16:38,768 --> 01:16:41,049
- Man, I ought to knock your ass out.
- Hey, Benny, chill.
1347
01:16:41,103 --> 01:16:44,106
- He got a mean left hook.
- Oh, for real? I'm good.
1348
01:16:47,234 --> 01:16:50,780
I'm sorry, baby girl.
I've got to deal with this now.
1349
01:16:51,280 --> 01:16:52,323
- No.
- Mr. Swope...
1350
01:16:55,326 --> 01:16:57,661
I got it. Give me a second.
1351
01:17:00,998 --> 01:17:02,666
Back off, Rob. This is important.
1352
01:17:02,750 --> 01:17:04,752
More important
than your own daughter's wedding?
1353
01:17:04,877 --> 01:17:06,962
Look, I don't expect you to understand.
1354
01:17:07,546 --> 01:17:09,548
You haven't worked a real job
in your life.
1355
01:17:11,592 --> 01:17:13,219
Here's what I do know, Mr. Swope.
1356
01:17:15,554 --> 01:17:17,223
Marriage is a full-time job.
1357
01:17:18,933 --> 01:17:20,392
I'm talking long hours.
1358
01:17:21,560 --> 01:17:22,728
Overtime.
1359
01:17:24,730 --> 01:17:25,730
No summers off.
1360
01:17:28,526 --> 01:17:32,196
Listen, I promise you I'm gonna give Megan
everything that I have.
1361
01:17:34,448 --> 01:17:36,283
I'll never stop proving myself.
1362
01:17:38,702 --> 01:17:40,788
And I'll never ever stop loving her.
1363
01:17:42,665 --> 01:17:44,875
I promised her mother the same thing.
1364
01:17:45,543 --> 01:17:47,419
Oh, God, I wish she were here.
1365
01:17:48,671 --> 01:17:49,755
She is...
1366
01:17:50,422 --> 01:17:51,841
Dad.
1367
01:17:55,511 --> 01:17:57,429
Okay... too soon.
1368
01:17:57,513 --> 01:18:00,599
Uh... What do you say we go back inside?
1369
01:18:01,142 --> 01:18:02,518
Come on, work can wait.
1370
01:18:03,477 --> 01:18:04,812
Megan needs her father.
1371
01:18:06,564 --> 01:18:07,565
And a groom.
1372
01:18:08,107 --> 01:18:10,507
Apparently, that's how
this whole wedding thing works, right?
1373
01:18:12,153 --> 01:18:15,489
Rob, thank you for what you did.
1374
01:18:16,699 --> 01:18:20,244
Cody's a liar and a cheat.
I'm just glad I'm the one that caught him.
1375
01:18:20,327 --> 01:18:22,037
I'm not talking about Cody.
1376
01:18:22,746 --> 01:18:25,249
If there's any way
I can possibly repay you...
1377
01:18:28,460 --> 01:18:29,670
Well...
1378
01:18:31,130 --> 01:18:33,340
And now we come
to the portion of the ceremony
1379
01:18:33,424 --> 01:18:36,635
that holds great significance, the vows.
1380
01:18:37,261 --> 01:18:39,221
I understand you two
have written your own?
1381
01:18:39,722 --> 01:18:40,806
Yes.
1382
01:18:40,890 --> 01:18:42,725
Megan, would you like to begin?
1383
01:18:42,808 --> 01:18:43,809
Actually, Father...
1384
01:18:45,019 --> 01:18:46,061
May I?
1385
01:18:50,232 --> 01:18:54,361
Megan...
I know I haven't made it easy for you.
1386
01:18:56,363 --> 01:19:00,743
And I know I haven't been the man...
that you deserve.
1387
01:19:02,119 --> 01:19:04,246
But all the time leading up
to this moment...
1388
01:19:05,289 --> 01:19:08,959
is exactly what I needed
to put all my nonsense behind me.
1389
01:19:09,752 --> 01:19:13,088
Someone once said
it takes 10,000 hours...
1390
01:19:14,048 --> 01:19:15,466
to master anything...
1391
01:19:17,968 --> 01:19:20,804
but that's a long time
to keep a beautiful woman waiting.
1392
01:19:22,932 --> 01:19:27,436
And, Megan, you have waited a long time.
1393
01:19:30,898 --> 01:19:32,149
But I promise you this:
1394
01:19:33,108 --> 01:19:36,612
if marriage is like playing the lottery...
1395
01:19:38,322 --> 01:19:39,740
I'm in it to win it.
1396
01:19:42,117 --> 01:19:43,827
Oh, Rob.
1397
01:19:43,911 --> 01:19:45,871
I know the man that you are.
1398
01:19:47,248 --> 01:19:51,210
And all I need you to be
is right here, right now.
1399
01:19:52,711 --> 01:19:53,711
Always.
1400
01:19:53,754 --> 01:19:56,340
Megan, will you have this man
to be your husband,
1401
01:19:56,715 --> 01:19:58,217
to love and to comfort,
1402
01:19:58,300 --> 01:20:00,803
to honor and to keep
in sickness and in health
1403
01:20:00,886 --> 01:20:02,513
for as long as you both shall live?
1404
01:20:03,305 --> 01:20:04,390
I do.
1405
01:20:05,266 --> 01:20:06,600
And do you, Robert?
1406
01:20:08,852 --> 01:20:11,021
Yes, I do.
1407
01:20:11,647 --> 01:20:12,647
Rob, the ring?
1408
01:20:17,778 --> 01:20:19,655
My mother's ring?
1409
01:20:22,658 --> 01:20:24,118
Thank you.
1410
01:20:29,540 --> 01:20:33,294
Is there anybody here who does not wish
these two to be married?
1411
01:20:33,377 --> 01:20:36,797
Let them speak now
or forever hold their peace.
1412
01:20:40,884 --> 01:20:42,136
Rob slept with a hooker!
1413
01:20:46,265 --> 01:20:47,391
It just had to come out.
1414
01:20:47,474 --> 01:20:51,812
Um... I have pictures of them leaving
a bar together, so it's a true story.
1415
01:20:51,895 --> 01:20:53,480
Wait, what is this about, Rob?
1416
01:20:53,564 --> 01:20:55,733
I did not sleep with a hooker, okay?
1417
01:20:55,816 --> 01:20:58,152
I just brought her back,
and she listened to my vows.
1418
01:20:58,235 --> 01:21:00,696
And actually, she was very helpful.
1419
01:21:00,779 --> 01:21:04,366
Oh, yeah. That sounds plausible.
1420
01:21:04,450 --> 01:21:08,495
Unfortunately, the hooker couldn't be here
to corroborate your story.
1421
01:21:08,579 --> 01:21:12,291
Well, actually, the young lady...
is right over there.
1422
01:21:12,916 --> 01:21:16,045
Callie? Can you please tell them?
1423
01:21:16,128 --> 01:21:20,007
- Yes, please do!
- She paid me to try and sleep with him.
1424
01:21:22,593 --> 01:21:26,555
Okay, let's all believe a hooker.
1425
01:21:28,349 --> 01:21:31,143
Hello, Hooker. It's Vicky.
1426
01:21:31,226 --> 01:21:33,562
Just making sure you'll be
at The Glass Slipper tonight
1427
01:21:33,645 --> 01:21:35,731
to do the do with Rob Anderson.
1428
01:21:35,814 --> 01:21:38,859
That is R-O-B.
1429
01:21:38,942 --> 01:21:40,527
Yeah, that checks out.
1430
01:21:41,612 --> 01:21:43,113
I want my $300 back.
1431
01:21:43,697 --> 01:21:46,116
Wait, Vicky, why would you do this?
1432
01:21:46,200 --> 01:21:48,118
Yeah, why would you do this, Vicky?
1433
01:21:48,702 --> 01:21:50,454
Wha... he broke my heart.
1434
01:21:51,038 --> 01:21:52,039
- What?
- Yes.
1435
01:21:52,706 --> 01:21:55,751
We had one date together, a magical night.
1436
01:21:56,668 --> 01:21:58,796
And, yes, did I smell a little bit?
1437
01:21:58,879 --> 01:22:02,132
But I have been to a doctor since then,
and it has cleared up significantly,
1438
01:22:02,216 --> 01:22:03,634
hardly detectable.
1439
01:22:03,717 --> 01:22:07,221
But you? You get him for the rest
of your life, Miss I Smell Like Flowers?
1440
01:22:07,304 --> 01:22:08,639
That is not fair.
1441
01:22:08,764 --> 01:22:10,766
- Ma'am.
- What?
1442
01:22:10,849 --> 01:22:13,852
Are you aware solicitation is a felony
in South Carolina?
1443
01:22:13,936 --> 01:22:16,730
Okay, don't arrest me. She's the hooker.
1444
01:22:16,814 --> 01:22:18,494
Yeah, but you're the one
that's going down.
1445
01:22:18,565 --> 01:22:21,046
I'm assuming you want
to press charges on this one, right, Rob?
1446
01:22:23,904 --> 01:22:25,656
You know, I don't think so.
1447
01:22:26,323 --> 01:22:28,826
If it wasn't for Vicky,
I wouldn't be standing here right now.
1448
01:22:29,535 --> 01:22:31,537
So I'll just chalk it up to insanity.
1449
01:22:31,620 --> 01:22:32,621
Okay.
1450
01:22:32,704 --> 01:22:34,998
However, I would like you to leave.
1451
01:22:35,082 --> 01:22:37,459
Okay, I will see myself out.
1452
01:22:37,543 --> 01:22:40,337
I am not holding these anymore.
Carpal tunnel.
1453
01:22:40,963 --> 01:22:42,548
- Let's go.
- Don't touch me.
1454
01:22:45,467 --> 01:22:46,969
I'll take those, darling.
1455
01:22:47,052 --> 01:22:50,013
Father?
Now, can we skip to the end, please?
1456
01:22:50,097 --> 01:22:51,265
All right, then.
1457
01:22:52,057 --> 01:22:55,811
I now pronounce you husband and wife!
1458
01:23:11,869 --> 01:23:14,872
We're married! We're married!
1459
01:23:16,457 --> 01:23:19,293
- We're married!
- We're married!
1460
01:23:20,210 --> 01:23:26,550
♪ Even though I know
When you're coming back, baby ♪
1461
01:23:29,303 --> 01:23:32,931
I'm gonna get it, though.
Hey, baby. How you doing, man?
1462
01:23:33,015 --> 01:23:34,850
- Come on and see me, now.
- I will, man.
1463
01:23:34,933 --> 01:23:36,185
Hey, baby.
1464
01:23:36,268 --> 01:23:39,396
You look pretty.
I like that you dressed for the occasion.
1465
01:23:39,480 --> 01:23:41,607
Pow!
1466
01:23:41,690 --> 01:23:43,025
Thank you for having us.
1467
01:23:43,108 --> 01:23:45,235
- You must be Mrs. Right.
- Yes.
1468
01:23:45,319 --> 01:23:47,446
You're a vision, beautiful.
That's for her.
1469
01:23:47,529 --> 01:23:49,865
- Nice.
- Rob, who are all these people?
1470
01:23:49,948 --> 01:23:52,868
Oh, its just a few friends I met
on the way to the wedding.
1471
01:23:52,951 --> 01:23:55,245
And how did you get Brian McKnight
to show up?
1472
01:23:55,329 --> 01:24:00,375
♪ Forever means forever ♪
1473
01:24:00,459 --> 01:24:01,877
You ain't gonna believe it.
1474
01:24:01,960 --> 01:24:04,671
I actually helped him write a song.
It's gonna be on the new album.
1475
01:24:04,755 --> 01:24:07,466
- Oh, my God.
- It's no big deal though, you know.
1476
01:24:08,091 --> 01:24:10,052
You know what? You're right.
I don't believe you.
1477
01:24:10,135 --> 01:24:11,720
Oh, you hater.
1478
01:24:11,803 --> 01:24:15,140
Oh, you mad 'cause Brian McKnight
made me his muse.
1479
01:24:17,226 --> 01:24:20,896
You know, Rob, there is
one thing you forgot to do today.
1480
01:24:21,355 --> 01:24:23,048
No, I'm pretty sure I did everything,
1481
01:24:23,078 --> 01:24:24,816
or else we wouldn't be here right now.
1482
01:24:24,900 --> 01:24:28,195
Unh-unh. You forgot to check the numbers.
1483
01:24:28,278 --> 01:24:32,115
- Ah, the numbers, right, right.
- Yeah, come on.
1484
01:24:32,199 --> 01:24:35,494
- Okay, here we go.
- All right, so did we win?
1485
01:24:36,119 --> 01:24:39,081
- Yes, we most certainly did.
- Yes!
1486
01:24:39,665 --> 01:24:42,000
I just didn't pick the right numbers...
1487
01:24:42,626 --> 01:24:44,294
but I picked the right girl.
1488
01:24:47,256 --> 01:24:50,801
Oh, baby. You know what?
There is always next month.
1489
01:24:50,884 --> 01:24:52,928
No, I don't have time next month.
1490
01:24:53,345 --> 01:24:58,850
You are now looking at the new full-time
English lit teacher over at Larkin Prep.
1491
01:24:58,934 --> 01:25:00,686
- Are you serious? Really?
- Yeah.
1492
01:25:00,769 --> 01:25:02,688
Baby, that's amazing!
1493
01:25:02,771 --> 01:25:04,815
- That's amazing.
- Yeah.
1494
01:25:04,898 --> 01:25:07,693
Ladies and gentlemen,
it's my great pleasure to introduce
1495
01:25:07,776 --> 01:25:09,636
Mr. and Mrs. Robert Anderson
1496
01:25:09,666 --> 01:25:12,322
as they enjoy their first dance together.
1497
01:25:16,702 --> 01:25:19,329
Baby, are you sure
you still want to do this?
1498
01:25:20,289 --> 01:25:22,165
It is a really important moment.
1499
01:25:22,249 --> 01:25:24,585
You know, it's the centerpiece
to the whole reception.
1500
01:25:24,668 --> 01:25:26,295
Well, you missed a few lessons.
1501
01:25:27,796 --> 01:25:29,381
And I'm really sorry about that.
1502
01:25:30,882 --> 01:25:32,634
But I plan on making it up to you.
1503
01:26:56,468 --> 01:26:58,470
Where the hell did you learn that?
1504
01:27:00,514 --> 01:27:01,598
I found some time.
1505
01:27:15,654 --> 01:27:17,331
Excuse me. This is a wedding.
1506
01:27:17,361 --> 01:27:19,616
Why don't y'all get
out here and dance?
1507
01:27:19,700 --> 01:27:22,869
Come on,
that's what this dance floor is for. Yeah.
1508
01:27:22,953 --> 01:27:25,288
♪ So incredible ♪
1509
01:27:25,372 --> 01:27:28,583
♪ The way things work themselves out ♪
1510
01:27:29,793 --> 01:27:32,462
♪ And all emotional ♪
1511
01:27:32,546 --> 01:27:37,217
♪ But you know what
it's all about, babe ♪
1512
01:27:37,300 --> 01:27:42,889
♪ And undesirable for us to be apart ♪
1513
01:27:43,807 --> 01:27:49,521
♪ I never would've made it very far ♪
1514
01:27:50,313 --> 01:27:53,358
♪ 'Cause you know you've got the keys ♪
1515
01:27:53,442 --> 01:27:58,029
♪ To my heart ♪
1516
01:27:58,113 --> 01:28:02,075
♪ 'Cause one
You're like a dream come true ♪
1517
01:28:02,159 --> 01:28:05,829
♪ Two, just want to be with you ♪
1518
01:28:05,912 --> 01:28:09,666
♪ Three, girl, it's plain to see ♪
1519
01:28:09,750 --> 01:28:12,961
♪ That you're the only one for me ♪
1520
01:28:13,044 --> 01:28:17,048
♪ And four
Repeat steps one through three ♪
1521
01:28:17,132 --> 01:28:20,635
♪ Five, make you fall in love with me ♪
1522
01:28:20,719 --> 01:28:25,766
♪ If ever I believe my work is done ♪
1523
01:28:25,849 --> 01:28:30,520
♪ Then I'll start back at one ♪
1524
01:28:34,858 --> 01:28:37,360
What happened
when you broke into the solo, though?
1525
01:28:40,405 --> 01:28:41,865
So did you have fun?
1526
01:28:41,948 --> 01:28:43,366
Oh, it was all right.
1527
01:28:43,450 --> 01:28:44,618
All right?
1528
01:28:44,701 --> 01:28:47,496
We got married,
Brian McKnight sang your favorite song.
1529
01:28:47,579 --> 01:28:50,207
- That was incredible.
- What more do you want?
1530
01:28:50,290 --> 01:28:53,627
Uh, well, you know.
When we get to the room, I can show you.
1531
01:28:54,127 --> 01:28:57,255
You have no idea how long
I've been waiting to hear that.
1532
01:29:00,300 --> 01:29:04,137
♪ Bye-bye, love, bye-bye... ♪
1533
01:29:04,221 --> 01:29:05,639
Mm, come on.
1534
01:29:06,723 --> 01:29:09,476
You know, let's just take the stairs.
1535
01:29:09,559 --> 01:29:10,977
- You sure?
- Yeah.
1536
01:29:12,896 --> 01:29:14,815
Oh, you gonna try to cheat? Oh!
1537
01:29:14,898 --> 01:29:16,817
Oh! Oh! Oh!
1538
01:29:19,847 --> 01:29:36,847
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