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[soft music]

2
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<i>[Verna]: Magic.</i>

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<i>It has been a part
of my son's life</i>

4
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<i>for as long as I can remember.</i>

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<i>I swear, he just could never
get enough of that stuff.</i>

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<i>He was always setting
shit on fire,</i>

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<i>cutting things in half.</i>

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<i>When he was ten, he had
my tired ass driving him</i>

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<i>to every novelty shop
and garage sale</i>

10
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<i>to find whatever
little thingamajig</i>

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<i>that he could use for a trick.</i>

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<i>He even had me buy him
a damn rabbit.</i>

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<i>Where I come from, we eat them.</i>

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<i>Can anyone say rabbit stew?</i>

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<i>When he was 15,</i>

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<i>he decided to become a magician.</i>

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<i>'Cause there's only two things
in life he's crazy about.</i>

18
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<i>One is magic and
the other, Robin.</i>

19
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[laughing]

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- Presto!

21
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- Stop messing around, Merlin.

22
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- I'm not messing around.
I'm stuck.

23
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Can you help me out, please?
The key's beside Poof.

24
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Just here, over there.

25
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- Why do trick handcuffs
need a key?

26
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- Ouch! Okay, okay,
I got it. Okay.

27
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You better figure it out.

28
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You don't want to blow it
in the show.

29
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[sighs]

30
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- I'm so not ready for this.

31
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- Don't say that.

32
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You've wanted this
since we were kids.

33
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You always said one day
you'd performed in Vegas.

34
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- Okay. Let's see.

35
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Am I ready for this?

36
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I guess you're right.

37
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This really never does lie.

38
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- Really?
- Yeah.

39
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- Let me check.

40
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Will Robin marry Merlin one day?

41
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- Okay, no, no. Okay, I doubt
that that will happen now

42
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because you're literally
going away to college.

43
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- Julliard is not just college.

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If I'm going to be a dancer,
it's where I need to be.

45
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- The only time I'll see you
is what?

46
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Holidays and summer breaks.

47
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You'll forget about me.

48
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[laughing]

49
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You just... You just...

50
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You just...
You put your lips on my...

51
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Why'd you do that?

52
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- I could never forget you,
Merlin.

53
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Now you got something good
to think about.

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[scoffs]

55
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And try not to lose
that key again.

56
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- Wait. You got...

57
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You got something on your...

58
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on your...
on your...

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[laughing]

60
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- How did you do that?

61
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[Verna]: Hope you're ready,
Merlin.

62
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Time to go.
- That's my mom! Go!

63
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You gotta hide.
You know how she is.

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She's crazy.

65
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- Whatchu doing, Son?

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Lord, I hope you ain't in there
jerking your johnson.

67
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- No!

68
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- Come on. We'll be late.

69
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We got... I don't
want to be late.

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[sniffs]

71
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- What?

72
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- What is that?

73
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Robin, is that you
on your knees over there?

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Get up!

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- Hi...
Yes, ma'am.

76
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- Your little narrow ass hiding
behind the bed. What the hell?

77
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- How did you know?

78
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- 'Cause it smells like
Now and Laters

79
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and ProStyle in here.

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Smell like hood rat pudding.

81
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- I mean, we weren't doing
nothing. I swear.

82
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- Oh, honey, I know.

83
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He wouldn't know what to do
with a girl anyways,

84
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unless she was in a catalog.

85
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Victoria may have its secrets,

86
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but Merlin, he ain't got none.

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- Mom!
- Now, look, we got to go.

88
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- Okay.
- I don't want to be late.

89
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- Okay. Okay. I'm coming.

90
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- What's that she said
about jerking?

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[Verna]: Get your little
fresh ass out of my house!

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[Merlin]: You gotta go.
You gotta go.

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<i>[Verna]: See,
everywhere Merlin went,</i>

94
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<i>Robin went too.</i>

95
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<i>They were ride or die
from day one.</i>

96
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<i>So when my son decided
to enter the talent show,</i>

97
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<i>there was no doubt who
his assistant would be.</i>

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- Just try to relax, Merlin.
Nothing to worry about.

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Except the routine.

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- Routine. The routine.
- Yeah.

101
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The routine...
The routine!

102
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Oh, I forgot my extra boxers
for the endless ribbon trick.

103
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And that's a whole punch line.
- Okay. Wait. Wait.

104
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How about you just use
the ones that you have on?

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No one will be able
to tell the difference.

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- You really don't think so?
- No.

107
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- You're all set.
And you guys are going on last

108
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because you had
the best audition.

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- Really?
- Yeah.

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- Best audition?

111
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Must be talking about us, right?

112
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Ghetto Gangstas in da house!

113
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We ain't just rappers.
We gangstas!

114
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Alright, we about that life.
We come from the streets.

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- The streets of Beverly Hills.
That's what it must be.

116
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Because there's no ghetto
gangsters here honestly.

117
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You guys are straight
out of the cul-de-sac.

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- Wait a second.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

119
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That's definitely Armani.
- Is that Armani?

120
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- Yeah, my dad has the same...
yes.

121
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- Ah, y'all got tricks!

122
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- Man, we oughta smoke
this fake-ass clown!

123
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- I'm not a clown.
Okay, I'm a magician.

124
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- And you ain't smoking nobody,
honey.

125
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- Oh, whatchu gonna do
about it, old lady?

126
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Pour some hot coffee on me?
Bitch, please.

127
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- Oh!

128
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Oh well, since you asked nicely.

129
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Sit your ass down somewhere!

130
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Talking to me crazy like that.

131
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Y'all, come on. Go on.

132
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Look here, baby.

133
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You forget about them dumbasses,
okay?

134
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You either go big
or you go home, Merlin.

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Got that?
- Yes, ma'am.

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- Go knock them out.
- I got you.

137
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- All right.

138
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Y'all thirsty?
Hmm?

139
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You obviously like
your coffee black.

140
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[applause]

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- Behold, just an ordinary
deck of cards.

142
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Now, watch closely,
very intently.

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- That's my baby.

144
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- This is gonna be
the most remarkable thing

145
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you've ever seen
in your entire life.

146
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Now, I can make them turn
into something

147
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that's kind of big, like that.

148
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[applause]

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Whoa!
[laughing]

150
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- There's no way he's gonna win.

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<i>[Verna]: And with Robin
by his side on that stage,</i>

152
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<i>he finally found his passion.</i>

153
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[yells]

154
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- Oh! Oh my God!

155
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<i>- I was so proud of him,
I damn near pissed myself.</i>

156
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<i>Okay, I did, but I had an extra
pair of panties in my purse.</i>

157
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[upbeat music]

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<i>Anyway, he had everyone inside
that gym feeling the magic,</i>

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<i>except for a few stupid
ass haters.</i>

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- For my last trick, I will be
escaping these handcuffs here

161
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before this candle
burns this rope

162
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and drops this water balloon
over my amazing assistant.

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As you guys can see,
she is a black woman

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who just got her hair done.

165
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So if I screw this up,
I'm screwed.

166
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[laughing]

167
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Alrighty, let's get this show
on the road.

168
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[applause]

169
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[cheers]

170
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And... we're lit.

171
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Can you guys actually help me

172
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get this on?
- Yeah.

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- Give it up for
the Ghetto Gangsters.

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They from the streets.
They know what's going on.

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They know about some handcuffs.

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It's on there, right?
It's on there.

177
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- Oh, it's on there.

178
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- So I know what y'all thinking.

179
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These are impossible
to get out of.

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- I guarantee, he ain't
getting out of that.

181
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- But that is why they call me
the Amazing Merlin!

182
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[applause]

183
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And, oh, presto!

184
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[laughing]

185
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Presto! Prest...

186
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Presto.
- Merlin!

187
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<i>[Verna]: Them fools
was so salty</i>

188
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<i>about losing to a magician,</i>

189
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<i>they decided to let
the rabbit out of the hat.</i>

190
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[gasping]

191
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[laughing]

192
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<i>Except for my son,
it was more like a snake.</i>

193
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<i>It's a good thing
Robin had her blindfold on</i>

194
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<i>because some tricks
ain't for kids.</i>

195
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- Oh, Lord have mercy!

196
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That boy is blessed!

197
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[Robin]: Merlin!
- What do you want, Robin?

198
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- What's going on?
- I have a situation.

199
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I literally have a situation.

200
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- Y'all stop!

201
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- Oh my God!

202
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- That's a freak show, man.
Not a magic show.

203
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It's a clown.

204
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- I told you, I am not a clown!

205
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[circus music]

206
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- Really? You need
to tell your face!

207
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[high-pitched voice]:
Very funny, little girl.

208
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But I can assure you all,
I am not a clown.

209
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I'm a magician. Now watch.

210
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You see this ball here?

211
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Alright, so I'm gonna put it
in this hand.

212
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Where'd it go?
Where did the ball go?

213
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[laughing]

214
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[few applause]

215
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Yeah, yeah, thank you!

216
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- It's in the other hand, dummy!

217
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Now, shut up and
make a balloon animal.

218
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- A orangutan basically
snuck me.

219
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Do you guys know about
me and orangutan?

220
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No? Baby, you ever talk
about me and orangutan?

221
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Turn her on.

222
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- Haha, stupid clown.

223
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- Stupid?

224
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Why would you...

225
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- So, when he get me
in the chokehold,

226
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I can't breathe.

227
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I basically took
the orangutan here, right?

228
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Dropped down this left leg.

229
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[grunting]

230
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Right? I drop it down.
Took that like that.

231
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[grunting]

232
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When I dropped to here,

233
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I pivoted.
[grunting]

234
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Orangutan on his back.
I showed him mercy.

235
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Orangutan obviously
didn't want no more.

236
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You guys do know I'm...
What is it?

237
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Second degree black belt, baby?
Second degree.

238
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[squeaking]

239
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You got to be kidding me.

240
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Hey, man.

241
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Get yo ass down!
Get down off of that, man!

242
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What are you doing?

243
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- The wig is...
- I don't want to hear it.

244
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Tell me, who did I hire?
'Cause you must be confused.

245
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Did I hire Trixie the Clown
or Dixie the Clown?

246
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'Cause right now you got
your dick all on display.

247
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- I'm not actually a clown.
I'm a magician.

248
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- Okay. Let me try to find
some give a fuck.

249
00:09:28,480 --> 00:09:29,698
'Cause I don't care.

250
00:09:29,699 --> 00:09:31,700
I don't care what you are
or who you are.

251
00:09:31,701 --> 00:09:33,615
All this flipping and flopping

252
00:09:33,616 --> 00:09:36,052
and your goddamn elephant trunk
acting.

253
00:09:36,053 --> 00:09:37,576
You can't do that here, man.

254
00:09:37,577 --> 00:09:38,968
If I wanted my daughter
to see that,

255
00:09:38,969 --> 00:09:40,187
I'll take her to the zoo.

256
00:09:40,188 --> 00:09:42,102
But instead she got
to look at this now.

257
00:09:42,103 --> 00:09:43,538
Now I turn around, she crying.

258
00:09:43,539 --> 00:09:45,235
Now you got my sweet daughter
crying.

259
00:09:45,236 --> 00:09:47,150
- She's actually not that sweet.

260
00:09:47,151 --> 00:09:49,109
[grunts]
- What? Boy...

261
00:09:49,110 --> 00:09:51,764
If I take off this watch,
you gonna know it's time.

262
00:09:51,765 --> 00:09:53,548
Time to whoop your ass.
Is that what you want?

263
00:09:53,549 --> 00:09:55,550
- No, I don't...
- You want it off?

264
00:09:55,551 --> 00:09:56,899
- Alright, brother,
I really apologize.

265
00:09:56,900 --> 00:09:58,248
But I mean, you know how it is.

266
00:09:58,249 --> 00:09:59,685
I mean,
it's not a big deal, right?

267
00:09:59,686 --> 00:10:02,557
We all got one. Right?

268
00:10:02,558 --> 00:10:03,820
- That's your shot at me?

269
00:10:04,255 --> 00:10:05,604
Hmm?

270
00:10:05,605 --> 00:10:07,170
That's a shot at me and
my personal situation?

271
00:10:07,171 --> 00:10:11,348
We don't all have one, brother.
Some of us got skipped.

272
00:10:11,349 --> 00:10:14,917
Me, my dad, Earl, Rob.

273
00:10:14,918 --> 00:10:16,179
None of us have it.

274
00:10:16,180 --> 00:10:18,051
If I had one, you think
I'd be in his house?

275
00:10:18,052 --> 00:10:19,879
You think I spent this type
of money on a house

276
00:10:19,880 --> 00:10:21,663
for my goddamn wife?
A Tesla?

277
00:10:21,664 --> 00:10:24,013
If I had a dick that big,
you think I'd have to do this?

278
00:10:24,014 --> 00:10:25,711
I'm obviously overcompensating.

279
00:10:25,712 --> 00:10:27,364
So this little thing that
you're talking about,

280
00:10:27,365 --> 00:10:28,323
that you bragging about,

281
00:10:28,324 --> 00:10:30,324
it's something that you have.

282
00:10:30,325 --> 00:10:32,935
With that being said,
you're done. You're done.

283
00:10:32,936 --> 00:10:35,111
Get your ass up out of here.
- I really need this gig.

284
00:10:35,112 --> 00:10:37,941
- I said get up out of here!
Now! It's coming off.

285
00:10:38,463 --> 00:10:40,640
Get your dick dragging ass
up out of here.

286
00:10:41,379 --> 00:10:42,858
Honey, if you don't pick
your eyes up,

287
00:10:42,859 --> 00:10:44,600
I'll put them down.
God damn!

288
00:10:45,166 --> 00:10:46,296
<i>[Merlin]: I'm done with this.</i>

289
00:10:46,297 --> 00:10:47,558
<i>Time to hang up
my bag of tricks.</i>

290
00:10:47,559 --> 00:10:49,865
- What? You can't quit.

291
00:10:49,866 --> 00:10:52,259
I thought you were gonna
take the act to Vegas.

292
00:10:52,260 --> 00:10:54,696
- Does it look like
I'm ready for Vegas?

293
00:10:54,697 --> 00:10:56,090
Look at me, man.

294
00:10:57,395 --> 00:10:59,136
God, it's just time
to give up on the dream.

295
00:11:00,355 --> 00:11:02,312
Bubbles, FX, do you mind?
Like I'm serious. Okay?

296
00:11:02,313 --> 00:11:04,575
Ever since I was a kid, there's
only one thing in this world

297
00:11:04,576 --> 00:11:05,969
I love more than magic.

298
00:11:06,927 --> 00:11:08,579
And her plane is landing
right now.

299
00:11:08,580 --> 00:11:10,104
[soft music]

300
00:11:11,192 --> 00:11:13,715
So I'm gonna go clean up

301
00:11:13,716 --> 00:11:15,369
and I'm gonna tell her
how I feel.

302
00:11:15,370 --> 00:11:17,719
[sighs]
Alright. Alright.

303
00:11:17,720 --> 00:11:20,983
Ladies and gentlemen, sounds
like we got true love here.

304
00:11:20,984 --> 00:11:23,333
Alright. Alright.

305
00:11:23,334 --> 00:11:26,772
Let's get Trixie
to go see his girl!

306
00:11:26,773 --> 00:11:28,991
[laughing]

307
00:11:28,992 --> 00:11:31,428
Go on. Pick all this stuff up.
Close the door. Let's go.

308
00:11:31,429 --> 00:11:33,561
<i>[Verna]: So Merlin was ready
to give up one passion</i>

309
00:11:33,562 --> 00:11:35,432
<i>to chase after another one.</i>

310
00:11:35,433 --> 00:11:37,173
<i>And after not seeing Robin
in years,</i>

311
00:11:37,174 --> 00:11:39,610
<i>he finally planned
to speak his truth.</i>

312
00:11:39,611 --> 00:11:41,308
<i>Funny thing about plans.</i>

313
00:11:41,309 --> 00:11:43,353
<i>They don't always go as planned.</i>

314
00:11:43,354 --> 00:11:46,182
<i>Just like I never planned
on being pregnant at 23,</i>

315
00:11:46,183 --> 00:11:48,098
<i>but I'm allergic
to condoms, y'all.</i>

316
00:11:49,143 --> 00:11:50,709
- Okay. I'm gonna get out.
I'm gonna change.

317
00:11:50,710 --> 00:11:52,101
- Okay. Alright. Alright.

318
00:11:52,102 --> 00:11:53,363
- I'll be right back.

319
00:11:53,364 --> 00:11:54,843
I just gotta get something
out of the car.

320
00:11:54,844 --> 00:11:57,280
- Robin?
- Merlin?

321
00:11:57,281 --> 00:11:58,325
Is that you?

322
00:11:58,326 --> 00:12:00,023
- Do you still believe in magic?

323
00:12:00,676 --> 00:12:02,068
- Oh my God!

324
00:12:02,069 --> 00:12:03,983
- Oh my God! I was trying
to surprise you,

325
00:12:03,984 --> 00:12:05,419
but you beat me here!

326
00:12:05,420 --> 00:12:06,768
I was going to change but, yo,

327
00:12:06,769 --> 00:12:07,987
I got something big to tell you.

328
00:12:07,988 --> 00:12:10,772
- Well, I have
a big surprise too.

329
00:12:10,773 --> 00:12:12,426
- What's up, babe? Oh.

330
00:12:12,427 --> 00:12:13,384
Oh.

331
00:12:13,385 --> 00:12:14,864
Who's this clown?
[laughing]

332
00:12:15,386 --> 00:12:17,257
- Don't let the clown makeup
fool you.

333
00:12:17,258 --> 00:12:19,172
I'm a serious magician.
Not a clown.

334
00:12:19,173 --> 00:12:21,304
- You having trouble
over there, Trix?

335
00:12:21,305 --> 00:12:22,393
[horn honks]

336
00:12:24,221 --> 00:12:25,526
- Um...

337
00:12:25,527 --> 00:12:27,876
I don't know them.
- Oh. Yeah.

338
00:12:27,877 --> 00:12:29,617
- Anyways, I'm a Merlin.

339
00:12:29,618 --> 00:12:31,271
Grew up with Robin.

340
00:12:31,272 --> 00:12:33,229
She'd been my girl
since back in the day.

341
00:12:33,230 --> 00:12:35,928
- Oh, well, I'm Blaze.

342
00:12:35,929 --> 00:12:37,799
And while you were
at circus school,

343
00:12:37,800 --> 00:12:42,325
Robin got a new boyfriend.
So she's kind of my girl now.

344
00:12:42,326 --> 00:12:43,979
- Surprise!

345
00:12:43,980 --> 00:12:45,024
- Hold still.

346
00:12:45,025 --> 00:12:45,982
[shutter clicks]

347
00:12:45,983 --> 00:12:48,028
[rubber chicken squeaks]

348
00:12:49,812 --> 00:12:51,639
- Can I get everybody's
attention?

349
00:12:51,640 --> 00:12:54,381
Thank you everyone so much
for coming out to see me

350
00:12:54,382 --> 00:12:55,687
and meet Blaze.

351
00:12:56,340 --> 00:12:59,429
Though some of you know him
already from his viral videos.

352
00:12:59,430 --> 00:13:02,564
[together]:
"You just got blazed!"

353
00:13:03,304 --> 00:13:05,435
- And now I can finally
share the secret

354
00:13:05,436 --> 00:13:07,481
of why I've come back to LA.

355
00:13:07,482 --> 00:13:10,049
I'm a mentor dancer
on Hollywood and Grind.

356
00:13:10,050 --> 00:13:11,486
[applause]

357
00:13:12,487 --> 00:13:14,531
We're so excited. It's a black
Dancing with the Stars.

358
00:13:14,532 --> 00:13:16,925
And Blaze is my celebrity
dance partner.

359
00:13:16,926 --> 00:13:18,797
[cheers]

360
00:13:18,798 --> 00:13:20,233
Please, everybody
go vote for us.

361
00:13:20,234 --> 00:13:21,930
[applause]

362
00:13:21,931 --> 00:13:23,932
Hi, Verna. How are you?
- Excuse me?

363
00:13:23,933 --> 00:13:25,107
- Miss Owen.
- Thank you.

364
00:13:25,108 --> 00:13:26,674
- Hope you're doing great.

365
00:13:26,675 --> 00:13:29,851
- You still smell like Now and
Laters and ProStyle, huh?

366
00:13:29,852 --> 00:13:31,244
[laughing]

367
00:13:31,245 --> 00:13:32,245
- Hey, girl!

368
00:13:32,855 --> 00:13:34,725
- Hey!
- Wow, he looks amazing.

369
00:13:34,726 --> 00:13:37,554
- See, I told you
everyone would love him.

370
00:13:37,555 --> 00:13:39,034
You really hit the jackpot.

371
00:13:39,035 --> 00:13:43,082
First with the great job
and then the hot boyfriend.

372
00:13:43,083 --> 00:13:45,606
- Yeah, all 'cause my friend
took me to her audition.

373
00:13:45,607 --> 00:13:47,173
- Yeah.
- I still can't believe this.

374
00:13:47,174 --> 00:13:48,957
- Yeah, you and me both. Yeah.

375
00:13:48,958 --> 00:13:51,830
Remind me why I did that again?
It was crazy.

376
00:13:51,831 --> 00:13:53,005
You know I'm just
playing with you.

377
00:13:53,006 --> 00:13:54,223
[hesitant laughing]

378
00:13:54,224 --> 00:13:57,966
Anyway, he's really
fine and funny.

379
00:13:57,967 --> 00:13:59,533
And making bank.

380
00:13:59,534 --> 00:14:00,882
Who wouldn't love that?

381
00:14:00,883 --> 00:14:02,232
- Well...

382
00:14:03,233 --> 00:14:04,495
I can think of one person.

383
00:14:05,496 --> 00:14:07,149
- That old Humpty Dumpty
over there?

384
00:14:07,150 --> 00:14:10,545
Okay, forget the nerdy neighbor
and go dance with your star.

385
00:14:10,980 --> 00:14:13,113
Okay, because if you don't,
I will.

386
00:14:14,244 --> 00:14:16,376
- Okay. I'm gonna go talk
to Merlin.

387
00:14:16,377 --> 00:14:17,508
- Yeah. Okay.

388
00:14:17,987 --> 00:14:20,249
- Hey, everybody. Y'all okay?

389
00:14:20,250 --> 00:14:22,164
Hey!
- Hey!

390
00:14:22,165 --> 00:14:24,906
- Oh my God,
what a wonderful surprise!

391
00:14:24,907 --> 00:14:27,648
Sorry, I didn't tell you
about the show, Merlin.

392
00:14:27,649 --> 00:14:29,780
But they wanted me
to keep it a secret.

393
00:14:29,781 --> 00:14:31,652
You know, spending all
that time with Blaze,

394
00:14:31,653 --> 00:14:33,436
rehearsing and dancing closely,

395
00:14:33,437 --> 00:14:36,483
sometimes stuff
just sort of happens.

396
00:14:36,484 --> 00:14:39,094
- Yeah, I just don't get
what you see in him.

397
00:14:39,095 --> 00:14:41,140
All his jokes are put downs
and insults.

398
00:14:41,141 --> 00:14:42,793
I've seen his videos.

399
00:14:42,794 --> 00:14:44,534
- That's just an act.
- Really?

400
00:14:44,535 --> 00:14:46,407
Well, he's not that good
an actor.

401
00:14:46,973 --> 00:14:48,191
- Wow.

402
00:14:49,062 --> 00:14:51,890
- Alright. I'm sorry.
I didn't mean that, okay?

403
00:14:51,891 --> 00:14:55,197
And I never even told you that
I was proud of you for the show.

404
00:14:55,198 --> 00:14:56,764
That's so amazing.
Like...

405
00:14:56,765 --> 00:14:58,940
I couldn't imagine dancing
in front of all those folks.

406
00:14:58,941 --> 00:15:00,247
- You never know.

407
00:15:00,638 --> 00:15:02,639
- Yo, look who it is!

408
00:15:02,640 --> 00:15:03,814
It's the magic man.

409
00:15:03,815 --> 00:15:04,946
It's magic. He's goofy.

410
00:15:04,947 --> 00:15:07,035
Hey. Doesn't he look goofy?

411
00:15:07,036 --> 00:15:09,037
I bet you when you take the
rabbit out your hat,

412
00:15:09,038 --> 00:15:10,256
the rabbit's like,
"Put me back in!"

413
00:15:10,257 --> 00:15:11,779
- Stop. Blaze.
- I'm just clowning.

414
00:15:11,780 --> 00:15:13,520
Nah, I'm gonna stop.
I'm not gonna clown you anymore

415
00:15:13,521 --> 00:15:15,217
because you already clowned
yourself.

416
00:15:15,218 --> 00:15:16,610
Guys, look at this picture.
- Stop!

417
00:15:16,611 --> 00:15:18,481
- Do you see it?
- Stop.

418
00:15:18,482 --> 00:15:19,918
[intertwined chatting]
Blaze. Blaze. Stop.

419
00:15:19,919 --> 00:15:21,049
- Okay.

420
00:15:21,050 --> 00:15:22,964
- Merlin is so much
more than that.

421
00:15:22,965 --> 00:15:24,966
What was that big news you were
gonna tell me out front?

422
00:15:24,967 --> 00:15:26,576
- Yeah, yeah, drop that scoop,
Brodini.

423
00:15:26,577 --> 00:15:28,188
- I'm going to Vegas
for a magic gig.

424
00:15:28,579 --> 00:15:30,537
[scoffs]
- Las Vegas?

425
00:15:30,538 --> 00:15:32,060
Merlin, that's terrific!

426
00:15:32,061 --> 00:15:34,194
Oh my God,
this is so unbelievable!

427
00:15:34,585 --> 00:15:36,064
So much to celebrate.
- Yeah.

428
00:15:36,065 --> 00:15:38,110
- Who wants to see us dance?
- Yeah, let's dance.

429
00:15:38,111 --> 00:15:39,589
- Come on, let's make
some space, everybody.

430
00:15:39,590 --> 00:15:41,114
- You're gonna want to see this.

431
00:15:42,245 --> 00:15:44,420
<i>[Verna]: Now, I knew
my boy was lying.</i>

432
00:15:44,421 --> 00:15:47,815
<i>But I also knew that every lie
hides a little truth.</i>

433
00:15:47,816 --> 00:15:49,165
[applause]

434
00:15:50,993 --> 00:15:52,602
- Why are they cheering?
Is it over?

435
00:15:52,603 --> 00:15:54,430
- No. It's only just beginning.

436
00:15:54,431 --> 00:15:55,911
- What are you doing?

437
00:15:56,825 --> 00:15:57,999
Oh my God.

438
00:15:58,000 --> 00:15:59,400
- I just want to keep dancing,
baby.

439
00:15:59,871 --> 00:16:03,918
So with your family watching,
all your friends watching

440
00:16:03,919 --> 00:16:05,180
and these cameras watching,

441
00:16:05,181 --> 00:16:06,660
I want to know;

442
00:16:06,661 --> 00:16:07,661
will you marry me?

443
00:16:07,662 --> 00:16:09,577
- What?
- Yeah?

444
00:16:10,970 --> 00:16:13,276
- Okay. Okay, yes!

445
00:16:14,016 --> 00:16:16,583
<i>[Verna]: And I knew the truth
was if he lost Robin,</i>

446
00:16:16,584 --> 00:16:20,413
<i>he'd have to find a way
to get the magic back.</i>

447
00:16:20,414 --> 00:16:23,286
<i>- The Amazing Merlin!</i>

448
00:16:24,461 --> 00:16:25,461
<i>And presto!</i>

449
00:16:26,681 --> 00:16:28,769
Is it too late for me and Robin?

450
00:16:28,770 --> 00:16:30,250
[soft music]

451
00:16:34,036 --> 00:16:36,082
[approaching footsteps]

452
00:16:41,174 --> 00:16:42,610
[sighs]

453
00:16:43,132 --> 00:16:45,047
- I figured you'd be here.

454
00:16:45,526 --> 00:16:47,267
Back where it all started.

455
00:16:47,658 --> 00:16:50,139
My baby's first performance.

456
00:16:50,835 --> 00:16:52,446
I'll never forget it.

457
00:16:52,881 --> 00:16:54,752
- That day didn't end well
for me.

458
00:16:55,623 --> 00:16:56,624
- No.

459
00:16:57,494 --> 00:16:58,930
You got a chance to do it over.

460
00:16:59,757 --> 00:17:01,062
- You know, mom, it's fine.

461
00:17:01,063 --> 00:17:04,284
Okay, don't worry about me.
It's cool.

462
00:17:04,849 --> 00:17:08,026
- Boy, I'm worried about me.

463
00:17:08,027 --> 00:17:09,679
When you moving out?

464
00:17:09,680 --> 00:17:11,333
You 24 years old.

465
00:17:11,334 --> 00:17:14,728
I am tired of sneaking men in
late at night.

466
00:17:14,729 --> 00:17:17,209
The last one I had there
was so loud,

467
00:17:17,210 --> 00:17:19,385
when I let him come
in my back door,

468
00:17:19,386 --> 00:17:20,908
I was scared he was gonna
wake you up.

469
00:17:20,909 --> 00:17:22,431
- We ain't got no back door.

470
00:17:22,432 --> 00:17:23,432
- Hmm!

471
00:17:26,132 --> 00:17:28,917
Anyways, it's time
for you to move on.

472
00:17:29,613 --> 00:17:31,571
Okay? Follow your dreams.

473
00:17:31,572 --> 00:17:33,486
- Okay, no, I get that.
But if I leave,

474
00:17:33,487 --> 00:17:34,878
Robin will forget all about me.

475
00:17:34,879 --> 00:17:37,272
And I've always imagined us
being together.

476
00:17:37,273 --> 00:17:38,969
- Boy, I always thought
me and your daddy

477
00:17:38,970 --> 00:17:41,059
would end up being together.
But ta-da!

478
00:17:41,060 --> 00:17:43,018
[scoffs]
That didn't happen.

479
00:17:43,758 --> 00:17:44,933
Look.

480
00:17:45,716 --> 00:17:49,067
I opened up my Expedia app

481
00:17:49,068 --> 00:17:51,634
and I got you something
you needed.

482
00:17:51,635 --> 00:17:53,680
[upbeat music]

483
00:17:53,681 --> 00:17:55,682
- Wait, seriously?
That's...

484
00:17:55,683 --> 00:17:57,510
Mom, thanks, but it's
a one-way ticket though.

485
00:17:57,511 --> 00:17:59,686
- Exactly.
'Cause there's only one way

486
00:17:59,687 --> 00:18:01,209
you're going to do this, Merlin.

487
00:18:01,210 --> 00:18:02,384
Your way.

488
00:18:02,385 --> 00:18:03,994
<i>So he made his flight</i>

489
00:18:03,995 --> 00:18:06,127
<i>and I made his room
into a rec room.</i>

490
00:18:06,128 --> 00:18:08,129
<i>'Cause Lord knows
I had a few men</i>

491
00:18:08,130 --> 00:18:09,305
<i>I've been waiting to wreck.</i>

492
00:18:09,871 --> 00:18:13,830
<i>Meanwhile, I told Merlin to go
find Rita at the Hotel Moxie.</i>

493
00:18:13,831 --> 00:18:15,354
- Hey, are you sure
this is Hotel Moxie?

494
00:18:15,355 --> 00:18:16,790
This place is supposed
to be history.

495
00:18:16,791 --> 00:18:19,141
- It is. Ancient history.

496
00:18:28,846 --> 00:18:30,369
<i>[Verna]: Rita is my homegirl</i>

497
00:18:30,370 --> 00:18:32,371
<i>from back when I used
to work in Vegas</i>

498
00:18:32,372 --> 00:18:33,720
<i>inside The Cookie Club.</i>

499
00:18:33,721 --> 00:18:35,678
<i>The hottest spot on the strip.</i>

500
00:18:35,679 --> 00:18:38,942
<i>Sadly, it has seen better days
and so had Rita.</i>

501
00:18:38,943 --> 00:18:43,338
- Only way I leave here is
with a fat check or a pine box.

502
00:18:43,339 --> 00:18:44,818
You can tell those vultures

503
00:18:44,819 --> 00:18:47,648
they can kiss
Rita's big white juicy ass.

504
00:18:48,170 --> 00:18:49,345
[hangs up]

505
00:18:57,397 --> 00:18:59,312
For my glaucoma.

506
00:19:00,182 --> 00:19:02,009
Welcome to the Vagrant Inn,
Las Vegas.

507
00:19:02,010 --> 00:19:03,185
How many nights you need?

508
00:19:03,968 --> 00:19:05,578
- You know,
I'm actually not sure

509
00:19:05,579 --> 00:19:06,709
how long I'll be here.

510
00:19:06,710 --> 00:19:08,886
- Well, that makes
two of us, honey.

511
00:19:09,496 --> 00:19:11,627
- Well, I'm Jason Owens,

512
00:19:11,628 --> 00:19:13,717
but everybody
just calls me Merlin.

513
00:19:15,676 --> 00:19:16,893
I'm Verna's son.

514
00:19:16,894 --> 00:19:18,634
I guess she used
to work for you years ago.

515
00:19:18,635 --> 00:19:20,462
- I'll be damned!

516
00:19:20,463 --> 00:19:24,118
She was one terrific lady
and a great waitress.

517
00:19:24,119 --> 00:19:25,989
She stood by me through
some tough times

518
00:19:25,990 --> 00:19:26,990
after my daddy passed.

519
00:19:28,036 --> 00:19:30,994
If you are Verna's child,

520
00:19:30,995 --> 00:19:32,866
I got a room for you

521
00:19:32,867 --> 00:19:34,608
and it overlooks the pool.

522
00:19:35,478 --> 00:19:36,783
It ain't much to look at now,

523
00:19:36,784 --> 00:19:38,567
but once upon a time,
it sure was something.

524
00:19:38,568 --> 00:19:40,047
This was my daddy's pride
and joy

525
00:19:40,048 --> 00:19:41,962
and I ran it
for a good 28 years.

526
00:19:41,963 --> 00:19:45,052
Billionaire owners are trying
to just take Rita's ass

527
00:19:45,053 --> 00:19:46,401
for less to nothing.

528
00:19:46,402 --> 00:19:48,187
Motherfucker bloodsuckers.

529
00:19:48,709 --> 00:19:50,753
But we do have happy hour
every day at six

530
00:19:50,754 --> 00:19:52,451
in the Cookie Club out back.

531
00:19:52,452 --> 00:19:54,496
[opens door]

532
00:19:54,497 --> 00:19:56,237
[sizzling]

533
00:19:56,238 --> 00:19:57,934
[Merlin]: It's not called
the Hotel Moxie anymore.

534
00:19:57,935 --> 00:20:00,808
It's called The Vagina?

535
00:20:01,330 --> 00:20:02,374
Wait, that's...

536
00:20:02,375 --> 00:20:03,766
<i>[Verna]: That sounds cozy.</i>

537
00:20:03,767 --> 00:20:05,855
Is it moist in there?

538
00:20:05,856 --> 00:20:07,248
- Okay, Mama, don't.

539
00:20:07,249 --> 00:20:08,815
- Are the people there nice,

540
00:20:08,816 --> 00:20:10,425
or is it mostly dicks?

541
00:20:10,426 --> 00:20:11,905
<i>You tell me.</i>

542
00:20:11,906 --> 00:20:13,428
Does it smell funny in there?

543
00:20:13,429 --> 00:20:14,908
<i>- Mom! Really?</i>

544
00:20:14,909 --> 00:20:16,823
- I'm sorry. I'm sorry, baby.

545
00:20:16,824 --> 00:20:18,216
That was a little too much.

546
00:20:18,217 --> 00:20:19,521
- Yeah, whatever. I mean,

547
00:20:19,522 --> 00:20:20,696
I got some auditions tomorrow,

548
00:20:20,697 --> 00:20:22,263
which is kind of cool,

549
00:20:22,264 --> 00:20:25,266
but I don't know.
I feel like I'm wasting my time.

550
00:20:25,267 --> 00:20:27,703
<i>- Boy, you been wanting this
since you was in diapers,</i>

551
00:20:27,704 --> 00:20:30,097
watching Merlin the Magician
cartoons.

552
00:20:30,098 --> 00:20:32,317
Now I know you was
full of shit then.

553
00:20:32,318 --> 00:20:35,407
You have to ask yourself;
are you full of shit now?

554
00:20:35,408 --> 00:20:36,539
- You right.

555
00:20:37,497 --> 00:20:39,149
It's now or never.

556
00:20:39,150 --> 00:20:42,328
- Now, never call me with
this bullshit again.

557
00:20:43,546 --> 00:20:45,547
You ready for round two?
- Uhn-uhn! Uhn-uhn!

558
00:20:45,548 --> 00:20:47,506
- Oh, no, you ready
for round two.

559
00:20:47,507 --> 00:20:50,770
Stop crying! Stop crying!
Shut up.

560
00:20:50,771 --> 00:20:52,815
[upbeat jazz music]

561
00:20:52,816 --> 00:20:55,689
- This is my first audition.
I'm really excited.

562
00:20:59,258 --> 00:21:00,823
Just get right into it then.

563
00:21:00,824 --> 00:21:03,218
[soft music]

564
00:21:08,049 --> 00:21:09,832
<i>[Verna]: So Merlin took
his first step</i>

565
00:21:09,833 --> 00:21:12,966
<i>to becoming a real
Las Vegas magician.</i>

566
00:21:12,967 --> 00:21:15,490
<i>Unfortunately,
his first audition</i>

567
00:21:15,491 --> 00:21:17,318
<i>kind of was like
the first time I had sex.</i>

568
00:21:17,319 --> 00:21:18,537
<i>Y'all know what I mean.</i>

569
00:21:18,538 --> 00:21:21,453
<i>Awkward, messy,
a little painful.</i>

570
00:21:21,454 --> 00:21:24,891
<i>And for some reason,
there was glitter in my ass.</i>

571
00:21:24,892 --> 00:21:26,589
<i>But I digress.</i>

572
00:21:27,329 --> 00:21:29,549
[alarm ringing]

573
00:21:30,724 --> 00:21:32,855
<i>And just like bad sex,</i>

574
00:21:32,856 --> 00:21:36,163
<i>the only way to get good at it
is to keep trying</i>

575
00:21:36,164 --> 00:21:38,297
<i>and trying and trying.</i>

576
00:21:38,993 --> 00:21:42,343
<i>And Merlin, well,
he wasn't ready to give up yet.</i>

577
00:21:42,344 --> 00:21:44,390
[upbeat music]

578
00:21:49,090 --> 00:21:51,571
- No, no! Shit!

579
00:21:52,441 --> 00:21:54,008
- Jesus.

580
00:21:56,924 --> 00:21:58,186
[sighs]

581
00:22:01,624 --> 00:22:03,451
Oh...

582
00:22:03,452 --> 00:22:05,061
It's for my arthritis.

583
00:22:05,062 --> 00:22:06,889
[scoffs]
- Don't you mean glaucoma?

584
00:22:06,890 --> 00:22:08,238
- What, are you my doctor now?

585
00:22:08,239 --> 00:22:09,501
- No, but...

586
00:22:09,502 --> 00:22:11,241
- You're a little early
for happy hour.

587
00:22:11,242 --> 00:22:13,374
- Yeah, well, I just bombed
my audition,

588
00:22:13,375 --> 00:22:16,246
so it's gonna take a lot longer
than an hour to get me happy.

589
00:22:16,247 --> 00:22:17,770
- Yeah, well, you ain't
the only one unhappy.

590
00:22:17,771 --> 00:22:19,467
Look at this.
It's my busiest night

591
00:22:19,468 --> 00:22:21,644
and this damn karaoke machine
broke down.

592
00:22:22,079 --> 00:22:23,429
Can I get you anything?

593
00:22:24,212 --> 00:22:26,866
- Yeah. Uh, what's the hardest
stuff you got?

594
00:22:26,867 --> 00:22:28,737
- My private stash.

595
00:22:28,738 --> 00:22:31,392
I get it from the local Paiutes.
It's straight firewater.

596
00:22:31,393 --> 00:22:34,047
- Okay.
- You ain't ready for that.

597
00:22:34,048 --> 00:22:36,354
But we do have some
Crown Royal apple.

598
00:22:36,355 --> 00:22:37,398
How about that?

599
00:22:37,399 --> 00:22:39,269
- Crown Royal apple.
- Oh, yeah.

600
00:22:39,270 --> 00:22:41,489
- Miss Rita, I am kind
of tight for money.

601
00:22:41,490 --> 00:22:43,665
So you know,
I got a deck of cards,

602
00:22:43,666 --> 00:22:45,798
so how about you draw for it?

603
00:22:45,799 --> 00:22:47,887
But if you win, I owe you.

604
00:22:47,888 --> 00:22:50,411
But if I win, you owe me.

605
00:22:50,412 --> 00:22:52,936
So pick a card, Miss Rita.

606
00:22:54,416 --> 00:22:56,417
- This is so dumb.
- Hmm!

607
00:22:56,418 --> 00:22:57,984
That's a good card.
I know it is.

608
00:22:57,985 --> 00:23:00,203
I know it is a good card.
Oh, I can't look at it.

609
00:23:00,204 --> 00:23:02,075
I can't look at it.
- No, you cannot look it.

610
00:23:02,076 --> 00:23:04,033
- Go ahead. Put that thing back
in the deck. Anywhere.

611
00:23:04,034 --> 00:23:05,426
That is beautiful, Miss Rita.

612
00:23:05,427 --> 00:23:06,427
[laughing]

613
00:23:06,428 --> 00:23:07,907
That's so good, Miss Rita.

614
00:23:07,908 --> 00:23:09,343
That's so lovely.

615
00:23:09,344 --> 00:23:11,345
Okay.
- Testing. Testing.

616
00:23:11,346 --> 00:23:12,868
Was this your card?

617
00:23:12,869 --> 00:23:15,394
This had to be your card, right?
- No, it's not my card.

618
00:23:16,743 --> 00:23:18,439
- All right, um...

619
00:23:18,440 --> 00:23:19,919
Was that your card?
This had to have been.

620
00:23:19,920 --> 00:23:22,138
- No. I don't have time
for this.

621
00:23:22,139 --> 00:23:24,184
I have a whole group
of single ladies coming in.

622
00:23:24,185 --> 00:23:25,533
It's their busiest night
in town.

623
00:23:25,534 --> 00:23:28,623
And with no karaoke to keep
them eating my wings

624
00:23:28,624 --> 00:23:30,451
and drinking my liquor...
- Yeah.

625
00:23:30,452 --> 00:23:32,148
- what am I gonna do
for entertainment?

626
00:23:32,149 --> 00:23:34,455
Will you stop playing?
I need to make some dough, kid.

627
00:23:34,456 --> 00:23:36,762
Have any ideas? What?

628
00:23:36,763 --> 00:23:38,459
Jesus, what is that?

629
00:23:38,460 --> 00:23:41,202
- That's your card, right?
That's your card, right?

630
00:23:42,899 --> 00:23:44,639
- Wow.
[laughing]

631
00:23:44,640 --> 00:23:46,641
<i>These ladies ain't
the magic show type.</i>

632
00:23:46,642 --> 00:23:48,991
But if you keep the bar flowing,
I'll pay you 50 bucks.

633
00:23:48,992 --> 00:23:51,472
- Cool. This is a nice place
you got here.

634
00:23:51,473 --> 00:23:54,693
- Nice place?
The Cookie Club was famous.

635
00:23:54,694 --> 00:23:57,652
We used to pack the house.
Believe it. Once upon a time,

636
00:23:57,653 --> 00:24:00,220
we had the finest male
dancing troupe in town.

637
00:24:00,221 --> 00:24:01,526
The Chocolate Chips.

638
00:24:01,527 --> 00:24:04,224
Look, Mr. Face, Mr. Body,

639
00:24:04,225 --> 00:24:06,748
Mr. Slim Sexy, Dr. X.

640
00:24:06,749 --> 00:24:09,359
And the one and only Mr. Big.

641
00:24:09,360 --> 00:24:10,883
It was a goddamn goldmine.

642
00:24:10,884 --> 00:24:12,580
- So what happened?
Why'd it stop?

643
00:24:12,581 --> 00:24:16,323
- Egos. Too much success.
They argued all the time.

644
00:24:16,324 --> 00:24:17,716
And then they just split up.

645
00:24:17,717 --> 00:24:19,413
They talked about
going back together,

646
00:24:19,414 --> 00:24:21,328
but Mr. Big suffered
a big depression

647
00:24:21,329 --> 00:24:24,592
and crashed his car,
almost lost his leg.

648
00:24:24,593 --> 00:24:27,160
The Cookie Club was over
just like that.

649
00:24:27,161 --> 00:24:30,772
We lost our biggest draw.
And when I say big I mean big.

650
00:24:30,773 --> 00:24:32,600
Now why don't you just go
get ready?

651
00:24:32,601 --> 00:24:34,515
You got a tough crowd
waiting for you.

652
00:24:34,516 --> 00:24:36,343
- Miss Rita, you talking
about the lonely bunch

653
00:24:36,344 --> 00:24:38,258
of happy hour ladies?
[scoffs]

654
00:24:38,259 --> 00:24:39,520
They do not scare me.

655
00:24:39,521 --> 00:24:42,480
Bet you didn't expect flowers!

656
00:24:42,481 --> 00:24:44,699
<i>[Verna]: Now my baby
was fearless for sure,</i>

657
00:24:44,700 --> 00:24:46,832
<i>but sometimes, fear is good.</i>

658
00:24:46,833 --> 00:24:49,617
<i>There are things
you should be afraid of.</i>

659
00:24:49,618 --> 00:24:51,445
- Give him a chance.

660
00:24:51,446 --> 00:24:54,144
- This guy sucks!
We want karaoke!

661
00:24:54,884 --> 00:24:56,450
- You want karaoke?
- Yeah.

662
00:24:56,451 --> 00:24:58,496
- You want karaoke? Well, have
y'all heard of that one song

663
00:24:58,497 --> 00:25:00,236
about the guy who liked
chicken wings with two thumbs

664
00:25:00,237 --> 00:25:02,935
because you know who wrote that?
- No.

665
00:25:02,936 --> 00:25:05,285
- Who wrote it? It was me!
I wrote it 'cause it's me.

666
00:25:05,286 --> 00:25:06,765
[groans]

667
00:25:06,766 --> 00:25:09,463
<i>[Verna]: Like doing magic
for some thirsty hoes</i>

668
00:25:09,464 --> 00:25:12,379
<i>who'd rather be getting drunk
or getting laid.</i>

669
00:25:12,380 --> 00:25:14,381
- You real feisty. Now you been
giving me problems all night.

670
00:25:14,382 --> 00:25:16,122
What you sipping on?
'Cause I'm trying to get loose.

671
00:25:16,123 --> 00:25:18,037
- Oh, I'm drinking
on that firewater, baby.

672
00:25:18,038 --> 00:25:20,169
- Oh, that firewater?
- Yeah.

673
00:25:20,170 --> 00:25:21,562
- Firewater? She's sipping
on that firewater.

674
00:25:21,563 --> 00:25:23,433
Y'all want to see some
entertainment, right?

675
00:25:23,434 --> 00:25:25,479
- Give me some firewater.
Jesus Christ

676
00:25:25,480 --> 00:25:27,829
- Y'all want to see some
entertainment? Y'all want it?

677
00:25:27,830 --> 00:25:29,309
We're gonna get some
entertainment in the house!

678
00:25:29,310 --> 00:25:31,485
We're gonna get some
entertainment! Okay?

679
00:25:31,486 --> 00:25:33,052
- This is a disaster.

680
00:25:33,053 --> 00:25:34,532
- Mm-hmm! Mm-hmm!

681
00:25:34,533 --> 00:25:38,144
<i>[Verna]: Or like trying
his fire-breathing trick</i>

682
00:25:38,145 --> 00:25:40,581
<i>for the first time
in front of the Cookie Club's</i>

683
00:25:40,582 --> 00:25:42,584
<i>biggest star of all time.</i>

684
00:25:43,585 --> 00:25:46,369
<i>Luther "Mr. Big" Ellis.</i>
- Goddamn.

685
00:25:46,370 --> 00:25:47,675
- Oh, my god!

686
00:25:47,676 --> 00:25:49,198
- Oh, my god, no!

687
00:25:49,199 --> 00:25:50,635
[laughing]

688
00:25:50,636 --> 00:25:52,288
I don't know how to...

689
00:25:52,289 --> 00:25:53,333
[upbeat music]

690
00:25:53,334 --> 00:25:55,075
It's on my shirt too!

691
00:25:55,989 --> 00:25:58,557
It's on my leg! It's on my leg!

692
00:25:58,861 --> 00:26:01,429
- Oh, wait! Wait! Yes!

693
00:26:04,258 --> 00:26:06,565
- Um...
- Shake that magic rod, yes!

694
00:26:09,002 --> 00:26:10,568
That's my kind of trick!

695
00:26:10,569 --> 00:26:11,918
- Oh!

696
00:26:12,745 --> 00:26:14,093
- Good Lord.

697
00:26:14,094 --> 00:26:17,010
- Luther, are you seeing
what I'm seeing?

698
00:26:17,837 --> 00:26:19,012
- We back in business.

699
00:26:20,927 --> 00:26:22,405
- Man!

700
00:26:22,406 --> 00:26:23,930
[sighs]

701
00:26:25,366 --> 00:26:27,585
[phone ringing]

702
00:26:27,586 --> 00:26:29,499
Hello?
<i>[Robin]: Hey, Merlin.</i>

703
00:26:29,500 --> 00:26:31,327
- Robin. Oh, hey, Robin!

704
00:26:31,328 --> 00:26:32,851
- You left without saying
goodbye the other day.

705
00:26:32,852 --> 00:26:33,722
Is everything okay with you?

706
00:26:33,723 --> 00:26:35,767
- Yeah, yeah, it's amazing.

707
00:26:35,768 --> 00:26:37,377
It's great. It's great.

708
00:26:37,378 --> 00:26:39,597
In fact, I just had
my first Vegas gig

709
00:26:39,598 --> 00:26:42,121
<i>and I got a standing ovation.
[laughing]</i>

710
00:26:42,122 --> 00:26:44,036
- Wow! Sounds like it
was a hot show!

711
00:26:44,037 --> 00:26:48,693
- Yep, it was fire, but not
as surprising as the party was.

712
00:26:48,694 --> 00:26:53,481
- Yeah, I had no idea
he was going to propose.

713
00:26:54,047 --> 00:26:55,917
- Yeah, um...

714
00:26:55,918 --> 00:26:58,790
I guess you and Blaze
will be dancing together

715
00:26:58,791 --> 00:26:59,965
for a long time.

716
00:26:59,966 --> 00:27:00,966
[scoffs]

717
00:27:01,707 --> 00:27:02,969
- Yeah.

718
00:27:07,190 --> 00:27:10,366
[Rita]: Merlin, there's someone
out here I want you to meet.

719
00:27:10,367 --> 00:27:11,760
- I actually got to go.

720
00:27:12,674 --> 00:27:13,980
- Me too.

721
00:27:16,460 --> 00:27:17,635
[connection ends]

722
00:27:17,636 --> 00:27:18,637
Bye.

723
00:27:23,424 --> 00:27:25,164
- Wait, so you want me
to be a stripper?

724
00:27:25,165 --> 00:27:28,167
- A stripper? No, a Chip.

725
00:27:28,168 --> 00:27:29,995
- But I can't dance.
I'm a magician.

726
00:27:29,996 --> 00:27:32,693
- Can't, can't, can't.
Ain't no can't in Vegas.

727
00:27:32,694 --> 00:27:35,565
Boy, Vegas, you got to be
whatever you got to be
to survive.

728
00:27:35,566 --> 00:27:37,785
Them women gave you more tips
than you ever made

729
00:27:37,786 --> 00:27:39,613
doing all of
that magic bullshit.

730
00:27:39,614 --> 00:27:43,008
- That's right. And after
you jiggled your jewels tonight,

731
00:27:43,009 --> 00:27:46,185
those horny bitches ran out
my highest bar tab in weeks.

732
00:27:46,186 --> 00:27:48,709
- You see? Everybody wins.

733
00:27:48,710 --> 00:27:51,059
Rita gets to pay her bills

734
00:27:51,060 --> 00:27:54,149
and you get more cash
for your stash.

735
00:27:54,150 --> 00:27:58,806
- Okay, so you want me
to go out there alone

736
00:27:58,807 --> 00:28:02,027
and shake my ass for money
every night?

737
00:28:02,028 --> 00:28:03,768
- Of course not.

738
00:28:03,769 --> 00:28:05,247
You've got Sundays off.

739
00:28:05,248 --> 00:28:06,423
[slurping]

740
00:28:07,990 --> 00:28:09,948
- Boy, you ain't gonna be alone.

741
00:28:09,949 --> 00:28:11,645
- So, what, you gonna hire
more dancers?

742
00:28:11,646 --> 00:28:13,865
- Fuck no, we ain't got
no money for that.

743
00:28:13,866 --> 00:28:17,390
No, you and The Chips.

744
00:28:17,391 --> 00:28:20,655
- The Chips? You haven't talked
to The Chips in years.

745
00:28:21,525 --> 00:28:22,743
How are you going to find them?

746
00:28:22,744 --> 00:28:24,136
[upbeat music]

747
00:28:24,137 --> 00:28:26,312
<i>[Verna]: So my son left LA
looking for magic,</i>

748
00:28:26,313 --> 00:28:29,010
<i>but now the one and only
Mr. Big</i>

749
00:28:29,011 --> 00:28:31,273
<i>was about to teach him
some new tricks.</i>

750
00:28:31,274 --> 00:28:32,492
[Merlin]: God dang, man,

751
00:28:32,493 --> 00:28:34,102
I just hope you got AC
up in this place.

752
00:28:34,103 --> 00:28:35,756
I'm sweating my balls off
out here in this heat.

753
00:28:35,757 --> 00:28:38,454
[Mr. Big]: Ain't no hotter than
you lighting your ass on fire.

754
00:28:38,455 --> 00:28:40,152
You're lucky
you still got balls.

755
00:28:40,153 --> 00:28:41,241
[scoffs]
- Yeah.

756
00:28:41,763 --> 00:28:44,156
- How a young kid like you
get into magic anyway?

757
00:28:44,157 --> 00:28:46,288
- My mom let me try a bunch
of different things

758
00:28:46,289 --> 00:28:48,161
and magic was just
the best path for me.

759
00:28:49,684 --> 00:28:51,990
- Well, every path has a detour.
Thank God.

760
00:28:51,991 --> 00:28:54,166
- Yeah, no kidding.

761
00:28:54,167 --> 00:28:56,646
I mean, I'm already lying
to Robin about my magic working.

762
00:28:56,647 --> 00:28:59,040
Now I gotta fool her about me
being a stripper too.

763
00:28:59,041 --> 00:29:00,172
- Who is that, Robin?

764
00:29:00,173 --> 00:29:01,260
Robin, who is that,
your girlfriend?

765
00:29:01,261 --> 00:29:05,090
- No, she's...
she's a girl, and...

766
00:29:05,091 --> 00:29:08,093
Okay, well, she's a girl
and she's like a friend.

767
00:29:08,094 --> 00:29:10,617
She would be my girlfriend too,

768
00:29:10,618 --> 00:29:12,750
but she's got this
stupid fiancé so I'm...

769
00:29:12,751 --> 00:29:15,274
- Oh, she got a fiancé?
- Yeah.

770
00:29:15,275 --> 00:29:17,798
- Your girl got a fiancé?
- Hm-hmm.

771
00:29:17,799 --> 00:29:19,844
- Well, it seems to me the only
person that you're fooling

772
00:29:19,845 --> 00:29:20,845
is yourself.

773
00:29:22,021 --> 00:29:23,891
[sighs]
- Whatever, man.

774
00:29:23,892 --> 00:29:26,067
- Glad you got a big ding-ding,
boy.

775
00:29:26,068 --> 00:29:29,289
[upbeat music]

776
00:29:29,898 --> 00:29:30,985
[scoffs]

777
00:29:30,986 --> 00:29:31,987
All right.

778
00:29:33,902 --> 00:29:34,902
Yeah.

779
00:29:35,643 --> 00:29:38,341
Des. Look at that body.
Still in shape!

780
00:29:41,562 --> 00:29:44,520
- Baby, I need...
No, two more 255 on seven!

781
00:29:44,521 --> 00:29:48,786
- Oh, so, I guess the shape
you meant was round.

782
00:29:48,787 --> 00:29:50,049
- Des?

783
00:29:52,312 --> 00:29:55,967
- Luther Ellis? Oh, man!

784
00:29:55,968 --> 00:29:58,012
It's been like 20 years, baby!

785
00:29:58,013 --> 00:29:59,971
You still look good,
look at you!

786
00:29:59,972 --> 00:30:01,363
- You sure as hell don't!

787
00:30:01,364 --> 00:30:02,887
- Oh, I gained a little weight.

788
00:30:02,888 --> 00:30:04,627
I mean, look, just a smidge.

789
00:30:04,628 --> 00:30:06,499
- Des!
- What, baby?

790
00:30:06,500 --> 00:30:08,153
[laughing]
This is good living, baby.

791
00:30:08,154 --> 00:30:09,807
And the shirt's too small.

792
00:30:09,808 --> 00:30:11,286
Who's your compadre right here?

793
00:30:11,287 --> 00:30:13,724
- I'm Merlin.
- Did you say breakfast?

794
00:30:14,160 --> 00:30:15,291
Who said pancakes?

795
00:30:15,814 --> 00:30:17,466
Well, shit, let's go.
Let me wash up.

796
00:30:17,467 --> 00:30:18,859
Shit, you're looking good, baby!

797
00:30:18,860 --> 00:30:22,646
Grits, you a grits guy.
I know you like grits.

798
00:30:23,038 --> 00:30:25,474
So, you thinking about putting
the band back together, huh?

799
00:30:25,475 --> 00:30:27,999
- Do you think he'd be here
if he wasn't?

800
00:30:28,000 --> 00:30:29,784
- Who the fuck is you?

801
00:30:30,741 --> 00:30:32,439
And are you eating
this right here?

802
00:30:33,092 --> 00:30:34,222
- Nah.

803
00:30:34,223 --> 00:30:35,310
- What about your leg?

804
00:30:35,311 --> 00:30:37,399
- My dancing days
is over, buddy.

805
00:30:37,400 --> 00:30:39,445
But I got a ringer.

806
00:30:39,446 --> 00:30:41,882
- So, Luther done found himself
a new Mr. Big, huh?

807
00:30:41,883 --> 00:30:43,797
- Yeah, yeah, I guess.

808
00:30:43,798 --> 00:30:46,408
- Oh, the boy's talented.
So talented.

809
00:30:46,409 --> 00:30:49,542
- Well, we had fun back then,
man.

810
00:30:49,543 --> 00:30:50,891
- Didn't we?

811
00:30:50,892 --> 00:30:52,893
- I don't think that group
would work out now.

812
00:30:52,894 --> 00:30:55,200
- It ain't the group
that needs to work out, Des.

813
00:30:55,201 --> 00:30:57,158
- Listen, I'm still
the same body

814
00:30:57,159 --> 00:30:58,856
underneath all of this, baby.

815
00:30:58,857 --> 00:31:01,075
- Well, stop acting like
you don't miss it.

816
00:31:01,076 --> 00:31:03,557
I mean, the women, the cheers.

817
00:31:04,166 --> 00:31:06,167
The tips! The tips?

818
00:31:06,168 --> 00:31:10,215
- I do. But look, business
is booming, baby.

819
00:31:10,216 --> 00:31:12,086
Did you know that Pahrump,

820
00:31:12,087 --> 00:31:14,175
the place you in right now,
Pahrump,

821
00:31:14,176 --> 00:31:17,483
is the number one city
to kill yourself?

822
00:31:17,484 --> 00:31:18,702
Get me out of here, man.

823
00:31:19,660 --> 00:31:21,139
I'm so God damned bored.

824
00:31:21,140 --> 00:31:22,097
[laughing]

825
00:31:22,098 --> 00:31:23,663
I got you.

826
00:31:23,664 --> 00:31:25,883
Where's the party?
Where's the party?

827
00:31:25,884 --> 00:31:27,841
Where's the party at, uh!

828
00:31:27,842 --> 00:31:29,756
- That's right!
[laughing]

829
00:31:29,757 --> 00:31:31,540
- I'm in.
- All right. Good.

830
00:31:31,541 --> 00:31:33,412
You know where to find
the rest of the guys?

831
00:31:33,413 --> 00:31:35,544
- Hell no, especially
that crotch-stuffing,

832
00:31:35,545 --> 00:31:37,155
no-talking Dr. X.

833
00:31:37,156 --> 00:31:39,592
And you know I don't talk
to Slim!

834
00:31:39,593 --> 00:31:41,029
After he took my girl.

835
00:31:41,638 --> 00:31:42,943
- Get over it, baby!

836
00:31:42,944 --> 00:31:44,423
- Well, I might have
Face's number.

837
00:31:44,424 --> 00:31:45,685
He came here last year
wanting me

838
00:31:45,686 --> 00:31:47,643
to customize his car
for his girls.

839
00:31:47,644 --> 00:31:51,474
- My man Tyriq, huh?
Still pampering the ladies?

840
00:31:52,345 --> 00:31:53,823
- He's pampering, all right.

841
00:31:53,824 --> 00:31:55,086
- Quadruplets?

842
00:31:55,087 --> 00:31:56,391
[laughing]

843
00:31:56,392 --> 00:31:57,740
Brother!

844
00:31:57,741 --> 00:31:59,742
A lot has changed since
the last time I saw you

845
00:31:59,743 --> 00:32:02,876
with four girls in one bed,
but this right here?

846
00:32:02,877 --> 00:32:05,444
I never pictured you
settling down.

847
00:32:05,445 --> 00:32:07,663
- Does it look like I settled?
- No!

848
00:32:07,664 --> 00:32:09,317
- He got you there, Luther.

849
00:32:09,318 --> 00:32:11,276
I mean, yo,
your home is beautiful.

850
00:32:11,277 --> 00:32:13,627
[laughing]
- It's not mine, it's my lady's.

851
00:32:14,280 --> 00:32:17,151
When the Chips closed, I applied
for every type of job.

852
00:32:17,152 --> 00:32:18,326
I got nothing.

853
00:32:18,327 --> 00:32:19,720
So, I went back to stripping.

854
00:32:20,416 --> 00:32:22,940
I actually did a party here
for this rich chick.

855
00:32:22,941 --> 00:32:24,898
Next thing I know,
spent the night,

856
00:32:24,899 --> 00:32:27,640
she said I could spend
another day, a week,

857
00:32:27,641 --> 00:32:29,772
a month, a year.

858
00:32:29,773 --> 00:32:31,774
Then she just woke up
one morning and she said,

859
00:32:31,775 --> 00:32:34,691
"You can stay here as long
as you want if we have a baby."

860
00:32:35,083 --> 00:32:37,693
And we started using
fertility drugs

861
00:32:37,694 --> 00:32:40,609
and, as you can see, it worked!
- No shit!

862
00:32:40,610 --> 00:32:41,915
[laughing]

863
00:32:41,916 --> 00:32:43,917
[Merlin]: So, you finally
got them to sleep?

864
00:32:43,918 --> 00:32:45,354
[sighs]

865
00:32:46,181 --> 00:32:49,575
Oh, that's a nice pic of you
and your girls, man.

866
00:32:49,576 --> 00:32:51,055
Check you out, flexing the guns!

867
00:32:51,056 --> 00:32:52,970
- Those are not mine,
those are my lady's.

868
00:32:52,971 --> 00:32:55,885
She's a top ranked
mixed martial arts fighter.

869
00:32:55,886 --> 00:32:57,148
While she's out there
kicking ass,

870
00:32:57,149 --> 00:32:59,280
I'm stuck up in here wiping ass.

871
00:32:59,281 --> 00:33:02,457
- Damn, Face,
your girl is jacked!

872
00:33:02,458 --> 00:33:04,329
- Two-time champ,

873
00:33:04,330 --> 00:33:06,592
and she'd put me
in a four-legged oomoplata

874
00:33:06,593 --> 00:33:09,247
if she knew I was two-timing her
with the Chips.

875
00:33:09,248 --> 00:33:11,771
- Whoa, whoa, whoa.
You ain't cheating, now.

876
00:33:11,772 --> 00:33:12,772
You dancing.

877
00:33:14,035 --> 00:33:16,689
And it looks like she spends
a lot of time out of town,
right?

878
00:33:16,690 --> 00:33:18,125
- True.

879
00:33:18,126 --> 00:33:20,172
- Well, how she going to know?

880
00:33:20,868 --> 00:33:23,435
- You think you guys could hook
me up with some daycare
or something?

881
00:33:23,436 --> 00:33:26,177
- Brother!
- Oh, baby, come on!

882
00:33:26,178 --> 00:33:28,135
[cheers]

883
00:33:28,136 --> 00:33:30,398
- Don't wake up the babies.
- I'm sorry, I'm sorry!

884
00:33:30,399 --> 00:33:31,226
I'm sorry.

885
00:33:31,227 --> 00:33:32,661
Look, do you got any idea

886
00:33:32,662 --> 00:33:34,663
how the hell we could find
the rest of the guys?

887
00:33:34,664 --> 00:33:36,230
- Dr. X is a mystery to me.

888
00:33:36,231 --> 00:33:38,189
I don't know what happened
to his flat ass.

889
00:33:38,190 --> 00:33:40,147
But I do know how
you can get to Slim.

890
00:33:40,148 --> 00:33:42,498
And he's a long way from hell.

891
00:33:43,804 --> 00:33:45,806
[soft music]

892
00:33:49,418 --> 00:33:53,639
- I see today we got
a lot of empty pews

893
00:33:53,640 --> 00:33:57,077
in this church of God.

894
00:33:57,078 --> 00:33:59,210
- Oh, you've got
to be shitting me.

895
00:33:59,211 --> 00:34:03,083
- Because people spent the night
partying in the club.

896
00:34:03,084 --> 00:34:05,520
I see a few people
missing right now!

897
00:34:05,521 --> 00:34:08,524
Where is Joseph?
Where is Corinne?

898
00:34:09,960 --> 00:34:11,049
I don't see Bernadette.

899
00:34:12,180 --> 00:34:14,313
Where's Jimmy? Jimmy!

900
00:34:16,358 --> 00:34:19,665
But couldn't find it
in their will or in their soul

901
00:34:19,666 --> 00:34:21,362
or in their presence

902
00:34:21,363 --> 00:34:24,626
to get up and make their way
to church

903
00:34:24,627 --> 00:34:26,715
to praise the Lord.

904
00:34:26,716 --> 00:34:29,067
- Man, I thought you said
he was the sexy one.

905
00:34:29,850 --> 00:34:32,026
- That ain't the Slim
I used to know.

906
00:34:32,853 --> 00:34:34,506
- Church ain't popping!

907
00:34:34,507 --> 00:34:37,336
You mean to tell me
the Lord ain't popping?

908
00:34:37,814 --> 00:34:39,772
You think church can't turn up?

909
00:34:39,773 --> 00:34:43,342
Well, they say the Lord
will help you find the way...

910
00:34:44,473 --> 00:34:46,170
but you got to meet
the Lord halfway.

911
00:34:46,171 --> 00:34:47,693
[cheers]

912
00:34:47,694 --> 00:34:49,956
Can I get an amen?
- Amen!

913
00:34:49,957 --> 00:34:51,436
[cheers]

914
00:34:51,437 --> 00:34:53,394
- What's happening
in them clubs?

915
00:34:53,395 --> 00:34:55,353
You know what they doing
in the club?

916
00:34:55,354 --> 00:34:57,094
Bumping and grinding
all over each other!

917
00:34:57,095 --> 00:35:00,009
They're in that club last night.
Oh!

918
00:35:00,010 --> 00:35:02,664
They're shaking, they bumping

919
00:35:02,665 --> 00:35:04,536
and they grinding
all over each other.

920
00:35:04,537 --> 00:35:07,713
Hey, what's going on in here?
This ain't for us!

921
00:35:07,714 --> 00:35:10,107
They teabagging!
They teabagging!

922
00:35:10,108 --> 00:35:13,501
You don't get no tea.
The Lord ain't in them!

923
00:35:13,502 --> 00:35:15,764
- Boom, bang, boom,
pow, boom, pow!

924
00:35:15,765 --> 00:35:17,549
- Do the washing machine!

925
00:35:17,550 --> 00:35:19,159
- Damn, he's still got it!

926
00:35:19,160 --> 00:35:21,161
[cheers]

927
00:35:21,162 --> 00:35:22,946
[upbeat music]

928
00:35:24,209 --> 00:35:26,427
- Bumping and grinding,
bumping and grinding,

929
00:35:26,428 --> 00:35:28,125
bumping and grinding
all over each other!

930
00:35:28,126 --> 00:35:30,127
[cheers]

931
00:35:30,128 --> 00:35:32,259
So, you fools are really
thinking about

932
00:35:32,260 --> 00:35:34,174
putting the Chips back together?

933
00:35:34,175 --> 00:35:35,829
Oh!
- Here you go, dear.

934
00:35:36,699 --> 00:35:38,048
- Thank you, sweetie.

935
00:35:39,049 --> 00:35:41,399
- It's so nice to see you all.

936
00:35:41,400 --> 00:35:43,401
Have a blessed day.

937
00:35:43,402 --> 00:35:44,794
- Thank you, sweetie.

938
00:35:48,189 --> 00:35:50,364
Are you out of
your God damn mind?

939
00:35:50,365 --> 00:35:51,800
Excuse me, Lord.

940
00:35:51,801 --> 00:35:54,194
But that's got to be
the stupidest motherfucking idea

941
00:35:54,195 --> 00:35:55,369
I ever heard in my life!

942
00:35:55,370 --> 00:35:58,633
- Oh, it's stupid, is it?
It's stupid?

943
00:35:58,634 --> 00:36:01,767
Man, I just saw you do
half your old dance moves.

944
00:36:01,768 --> 00:36:04,726
You had these church ladies
about to make it rain, baby.

945
00:36:04,727 --> 00:36:06,337
- I'm just using my calling

946
00:36:06,338 --> 00:36:08,426
to excite these ladies
about the gospel.

947
00:36:08,427 --> 00:36:10,384
That is all.

948
00:36:10,385 --> 00:36:12,995
And also release some
pent-up tension I got going on.

949
00:36:12,996 --> 00:36:14,345
- Yeah, no offense, Pastor,

950
00:36:14,346 --> 00:36:16,042
but if you get them
any more excited,

951
00:36:16,043 --> 00:36:17,843
your church is going
to need a champagne room.

952
00:36:18,350 --> 00:36:20,699
- Well, if it's sexual tension
you mean,

953
00:36:20,700 --> 00:36:22,222
then maybe I need
to talk to your wife.

954
00:36:22,223 --> 00:36:23,615
- Hey, don't you go near
my wife!

955
00:36:23,616 --> 00:36:24,877
Don't you go near my wife.

956
00:36:24,878 --> 00:36:26,183
I done told you about
that before.

957
00:36:26,184 --> 00:36:29,056
I done told you!
Leave my wife alone.

958
00:36:31,537 --> 00:36:33,974
- I need some sugar.
[groans]

959
00:36:38,979 --> 00:36:40,545
There's some sugar.

960
00:36:40,546 --> 00:36:42,068
- Desmond?

961
00:36:42,069 --> 00:36:43,112
- Eve!

962
00:36:43,113 --> 00:36:46,203
- Oh my goodness!
- Oh, wow!

963
00:36:46,204 --> 00:36:47,682
- Um...
- Whoa!

964
00:36:47,683 --> 00:36:48,857
- You look...

965
00:36:48,858 --> 00:36:50,598
- I grew a beard.

966
00:36:50,599 --> 00:36:52,905
It's a little different for me.

967
00:36:52,906 --> 00:36:54,777
But you look lovely as ever.

968
00:36:55,648 --> 00:36:58,172
- Oh, thank you.

969
00:36:59,260 --> 00:37:01,609
So, how are you?
- Amazing.

970
00:37:01,610 --> 00:37:06,135
I have a little auto body place
out in Pahrump, you know.

971
00:37:06,136 --> 00:37:07,529
Still single, though.

972
00:37:07,964 --> 00:37:10,663
Still haven't found anybody
to treat me as well as you did.

973
00:37:12,273 --> 00:37:14,448
- That's very sweet.

974
00:37:14,449 --> 00:37:17,538
Listen, Desmond,
I need to apologize to you.

975
00:37:17,539 --> 00:37:21,021
- Oh, no, no, no.
- No. Please.

976
00:37:22,240 --> 00:37:25,807
For years, I was very judgmental
of your work.

977
00:37:25,808 --> 00:37:28,636
And now, in hindsight,

978
00:37:28,637 --> 00:37:30,596
I see how women may enjoy it.

979
00:37:32,859 --> 00:37:36,645
- Listen, no need to apologize.
As long as you're happy.

980
00:37:40,083 --> 00:37:42,563
- Amos and I are very happy.
- Hmm!

981
00:37:42,564 --> 00:37:46,045
- We are blessed and he always
treats me with the utmost...

982
00:37:46,046 --> 00:37:47,525
- Respect!

983
00:37:47,526 --> 00:37:49,266
I would never do anything
inappropriate to my wife.

984
00:37:49,267 --> 00:37:51,311
- He'd never do anything
inappropriate to me.

985
00:37:51,312 --> 00:37:55,141
But after 25 years,
things can feel a little too...

986
00:37:55,142 --> 00:37:58,362
- Tame! My wife's an angel.
I'm a lucky man to have her.

987
00:37:58,363 --> 00:38:02,191
But sometimes you just want
to get wild!

988
00:38:02,192 --> 00:38:06,108
- so mild. In private,
he's the perfect gentleman.

989
00:38:06,109 --> 00:38:09,329
- Too gentle! I just want
to go crazy!

990
00:38:09,330 --> 00:38:10,765
You know me!

991
00:38:10,766 --> 00:38:13,768
- I'll tell you what's crazy
is...

992
00:38:13,769 --> 00:38:15,857
Slim Sexy is now a preacher.

993
00:38:15,858 --> 00:38:18,338
I can't even look at you.
[scoffs]

994
00:38:18,339 --> 00:38:21,733
- I'll tell you what you can't
look at is your feet, big man.

995
00:38:21,734 --> 00:38:23,865
- What about you,
Reverend Gyrate?

996
00:38:23,866 --> 00:38:26,303
I don't know if you born again
or porn again.

997
00:38:26,304 --> 00:38:27,826
- Oh!
- Huh?

998
00:38:27,827 --> 00:38:31,569
- I don't care what you say.
I'm satisfied with who I am.

999
00:38:31,570 --> 00:38:33,527
Are you, big man?

1000
00:38:33,528 --> 00:38:36,051
- The question is; is your wife?

1001
00:38:36,052 --> 00:38:38,316
- Oh Lord.
- Hold this.

1002
00:38:38,881 --> 00:38:41,883
Hey, come on. I done told you
about my wife.

1003
00:38:41,884 --> 00:38:44,321
[yelling]

1004
00:38:44,322 --> 00:38:45,975
[bones cracking]

1005
00:38:47,281 --> 00:38:48,586
- Yo, are you going
to do something?

1006
00:38:48,587 --> 00:38:50,327
- I brought him here
to work this shit out.

1007
00:38:50,328 --> 00:38:52,894
- Well, it ain't working! Yo!
- Keep on calling!

1008
00:38:52,895 --> 00:38:54,374
- All right, all right,
all right.

1009
00:38:54,375 --> 00:38:55,854
You all in the Lord's house now.

1010
00:38:55,855 --> 00:38:58,292
- Sit your ass down!
- Pushing it!

1011
00:38:59,424 --> 00:39:01,121
- Dignified.
You're in the church.

1012
00:39:02,383 --> 00:39:04,602
- Luther, I don't care
how you say it, nothing,

1013
00:39:04,603 --> 00:39:06,299
I mean, nothing,

1014
00:39:06,300 --> 00:39:08,301
is going to change my mind.
I'm good!

1015
00:39:08,302 --> 00:39:10,085
- Oh, is that right?
- That's right.

1016
00:39:10,086 --> 00:39:11,783
- Hey, Rita, are you there?

1017
00:39:11,784 --> 00:39:13,001
<i>[Rita]: Yes, I am.</i>

1018
00:39:13,002 --> 00:39:14,612
<i>Are you fuckers going
to help or not?</i>

1019
00:39:14,613 --> 00:39:18,094
- Now, look here, The Moxie's in
trouble and it needs money ASAP.

1020
00:39:18,617 --> 00:39:20,400
Now, if you ain't going
to do it for us,

1021
00:39:20,401 --> 00:39:22,447
then do it for Rita.

1022
00:39:22,925 --> 00:39:25,536
Oh, you remember when
she found your homeless ass

1023
00:39:25,537 --> 00:39:28,147
on the bus stop
and made you a Chip.

1024
00:39:28,148 --> 00:39:30,279
- And Face is already in.

1025
00:39:30,280 --> 00:39:32,934
- Come on, man,
what would Jesus do...

1026
00:39:32,935 --> 00:39:34,197
if he was an old ass stripper?

1027
00:39:35,155 --> 00:39:39,288
- Look, even if I did say yes,
you're still down a Chip.

1028
00:39:39,289 --> 00:39:41,290
And no one's seen that
mask-wearing mute

1029
00:39:41,291 --> 00:39:42,596
Dr. X
anywhere.

1030
00:39:42,597 --> 00:39:44,076
<i>[Rita]: Well, I saw him.</i>

1031
00:39:44,077 --> 00:39:46,732
<i>I got lucky and found him
on a medical database.</i>

1032
00:39:47,428 --> 00:39:49,298
- You mean, X became
a real doctor?

1033
00:39:49,299 --> 00:39:51,692
<i>- Plastic surgeon.
I just called his office.</i>

1034
00:39:51,693 --> 00:39:55,044
<i>He's exactly where you'd expect
to find a doctor on a Sunday.</i>

1035
00:39:55,654 --> 00:39:59,439
- We do have some special gifts,
and I want to say...

1036
00:39:59,440 --> 00:40:00,962
- Rita must have gave us
the wrong address,

1037
00:40:00,963 --> 00:40:03,182
because the only brothers
I see here are the waiters.

1038
00:40:03,183 --> 00:40:05,010
- And we're going
to go ahead now

1039
00:40:05,011 --> 00:40:06,228
and give our final award.

1040
00:40:06,229 --> 00:40:07,839
I think you know who
I'm talking about.

1041
00:40:07,840 --> 00:40:10,582
Let's give it up
for Dr. Xander Pike.

1042
00:40:11,670 --> 00:40:13,672
[applause]

1043
00:40:20,722 --> 00:40:22,680
- I know you Harvard men
really wanted this,

1044
00:40:22,681 --> 00:40:24,421
just like you guys want my wife.

1045
00:40:24,422 --> 00:40:26,248
I see you looking, she's mine.

1046
00:40:26,249 --> 00:40:27,467
[laughing]

1047
00:40:27,468 --> 00:40:28,468
[applause]

1048
00:40:28,469 --> 00:40:29,730
- Xander's white?

1049
00:40:29,731 --> 00:40:31,297
- Thus the mask.

1050
00:40:31,298 --> 00:40:34,083
- And the flat ass.
- And the small dick.

1051
00:40:35,345 --> 00:40:36,955
- I'm sure you guys got
a lot of questions.

1052
00:40:36,956 --> 00:40:38,826
Um, back in the day,

1053
00:40:38,827 --> 00:40:40,393
I was trying to get through
medical school,

1054
00:40:40,394 --> 00:40:42,675
and the Chippendales rejected me
because I danced too big.

1055
00:40:43,745 --> 00:40:45,137
Saw the Chip auditions.

1056
00:40:45,138 --> 00:40:46,965
So, I went to the tanning bed,

1057
00:40:46,966 --> 00:40:49,837
shaved my head, got a mask
and, bam, Dr. X!

1058
00:40:49,838 --> 00:40:52,274
- And, bam, you lied
about being black.

1059
00:40:52,275 --> 00:40:54,494
- Did not lie, I never said
I was black. You just assumed.

1060
00:40:54,495 --> 00:40:55,974
You know what they say
when you assume.

1061
00:40:55,975 --> 00:40:57,889
- Yeah, you make an ass
out of you

1062
00:40:57,890 --> 00:40:59,760
and some dumbass
black strippers.

1063
00:40:59,761 --> 00:41:02,110
Doc is out for the reunion.

1064
00:41:02,111 --> 00:41:04,722
- Why am I out? That was
the best time of my life.

1065
00:41:04,723 --> 00:41:08,073
I loved being black.
Being white is so boring!

1066
00:41:08,074 --> 00:41:12,381
Between the food, the music,
the dance and the TV shows.

1067
00:41:12,382 --> 00:41:13,731
You ever tried to stay awake

1068
00:41:13,732 --> 00:41:15,297
to watch an episode
of The Crown?

1069
00:41:15,298 --> 00:41:16,777
- You know what
it was like for me?

1070
00:41:16,778 --> 00:41:18,649
I couldn't get a job anywhere
when the Chips broke up.

1071
00:41:18,650 --> 00:41:21,173
Now, you, you're a doctor?

1072
00:41:21,174 --> 00:41:22,783
- I did get into
a top medical school.

1073
00:41:22,784 --> 00:41:25,090
- I'm sure you got in
the top everything.

1074
00:41:25,091 --> 00:41:26,744
You know how easy it is
to get in

1075
00:41:26,745 --> 00:41:28,833
when your name's Alexander
and not Tyriq?

1076
00:41:28,834 --> 00:41:31,139
- I didn't name you that,
blame your parents!

1077
00:41:31,140 --> 00:41:34,229
- Could we at least take a vote?
I am an original Chocolate Chip.

1078
00:41:34,230 --> 00:41:37,363
- No! You was just
chocolate dipped.

1079
00:41:37,364 --> 00:41:38,451
The conditions have changed.

1080
00:41:38,452 --> 00:41:40,105
- Okay, you know,
you all changed!

1081
00:41:40,106 --> 00:41:42,629
All right, Face, look,
you got four kids.

1082
00:41:42,630 --> 00:41:44,457
Amos is a preacher.
- I'm a damn good preacher.

1083
00:41:44,458 --> 00:41:46,328
- I know, I know. And Des,
Des...

1084
00:41:46,329 --> 00:41:47,852
- I gained a smidgen of weight.

1085
00:41:47,853 --> 00:41:49,375
- He got a smidgen
of weight, exactly.

1086
00:41:49,376 --> 00:41:52,073
- Look, look, look,
it's all or nothing, okay?

1087
00:41:52,074 --> 00:41:54,032
You got it?
Look, if you down with us,

1088
00:41:54,033 --> 00:41:56,600
meet us at the Cookie Club
at 5:00 p.m. tomorrow night.

1089
00:41:56,601 --> 00:41:58,559
- I'll be there 4:45.

1090
00:42:00,866 --> 00:42:02,388
- Okay, I guess I'm in.

1091
00:42:02,389 --> 00:42:04,522
Now, you said you had daycare,
so who is it?

1092
00:42:06,567 --> 00:42:08,873
Oh, come on, man,
you can't expect me

1093
00:42:08,874 --> 00:42:12,224
to leave Ella, Della, Bella,
and Stella with Rita!

1094
00:42:12,225 --> 00:42:13,878
She can't handle
all these babies!

1095
00:42:13,879 --> 00:42:15,488
- Well, let me get
this straight.

1096
00:42:15,489 --> 00:42:17,011
After I washed all your mankinis

1097
00:42:17,012 --> 00:42:19,797
and then I cleaned all the crabs
out of the champagne room

1098
00:42:19,798 --> 00:42:22,060
that I could handle
all you babies,

1099
00:42:22,061 --> 00:42:24,497
but I can't handle those babies?

1100
00:42:24,498 --> 00:42:25,933
[sighs]

1101
00:42:25,934 --> 00:42:27,500
Get the fuck out of here.

1102
00:42:27,501 --> 00:42:30,024
- We got it, Luther, we got it.
- It's been a minute.

1103
00:42:30,025 --> 00:42:31,549
- Everybody remember
the steps, right?

1104
00:42:32,201 --> 00:42:35,943
- Here we go.
Five, six, seven, eight!

1105
00:42:35,944 --> 00:42:38,991
[upbeat music]

1106
00:42:41,863 --> 00:42:43,734
<i>[Verna]: So,
after two decades,</i>

1107
00:42:43,735 --> 00:42:45,518
<i>the Chocolate Chips
were finally back on stage</i>

1108
00:42:45,519 --> 00:42:47,607
<i>to show Merlin their routines.</i>

1109
00:42:47,608 --> 00:42:50,829
<i>Too bad these old motherfuckers
couldn't remember them!</i>

1110
00:42:51,351 --> 00:42:52,612
- What you doing?
- I'm doing...

1111
00:42:52,613 --> 00:42:53,918
- I can't move that fast, man!

1112
00:42:53,919 --> 00:42:56,137
- Y'all, get this shit right.

1113
00:42:56,138 --> 00:42:58,183
- You know how we do this.
Set this mother off.

1114
00:42:58,184 --> 00:43:01,012
- Five, six, seven, eight!

1115
00:43:01,013 --> 00:43:02,230
[upbeat music]

1116
00:43:02,231 --> 00:43:04,364
- Bring it down, bring it down.

1117
00:43:05,931 --> 00:43:07,672
[grunting]

1118
00:43:14,766 --> 00:43:16,375
- Terrible!

1119
00:43:16,376 --> 00:43:18,117
[grunting]

1120
00:43:20,946 --> 00:43:22,599
- Come on, man.
- The women...

1121
00:43:22,600 --> 00:43:25,993
- This is not a Lil Nas X video!
- Good God!

1122
00:43:25,994 --> 00:43:28,562
- Man, do you think
they'll ever get it together?

1123
00:43:29,563 --> 00:43:32,435
- Don't know, kid.
Could go either way.

1124
00:43:33,349 --> 00:43:35,176
Lot of issues to work through.

1125
00:43:35,177 --> 00:43:37,178
- Yeah, tell me about it.

1126
00:43:37,179 --> 00:43:39,617
No wonder y'all split up
with all that drama.

1127
00:43:40,095 --> 00:43:41,922
I could see why
you're still pissed off

1128
00:43:41,923 --> 00:43:43,750
about losing all that money.

1129
00:43:43,751 --> 00:43:45,491
I could see why you're
so depressed.

1130
00:43:45,492 --> 00:43:47,232
[scoffs]

1131
00:43:47,233 --> 00:43:49,190
- Rita tell you that?

1132
00:43:49,191 --> 00:43:50,845
Rita don't know shit.

1133
00:43:51,324 --> 00:43:53,065
Nobody knows what
really went down.

1134
00:43:55,807 --> 00:43:56,851
All right!

1135
00:43:58,679 --> 00:43:59,724
Let's try it again.

1136
00:44:01,639 --> 00:44:04,597
- Work for it! Sexy, let's go!

1137
00:44:04,598 --> 00:44:06,904
Go on. You don't want it.
You don't want success.

1138
00:44:06,905 --> 00:44:08,601
I can tell you don't want it.

1139
00:44:08,602 --> 00:44:10,342
One, to the right.

1140
00:44:10,343 --> 00:44:12,083
[electronic music]

1141
00:44:12,084 --> 00:44:14,825
To the right, to the left!

1142
00:44:14,826 --> 00:44:16,696
Crush again, crush again!

1143
00:44:16,697 --> 00:44:18,611
Merlin, I expect more of you.

1144
00:44:18,612 --> 00:44:20,831
- Bang-bang,
or bang-bang bang-bang?

1145
00:44:20,832 --> 00:44:22,528
The bang's up, you pop
your bangs up too high!

1146
00:44:22,529 --> 00:44:23,529
- Yeah, he over-banging.

1147
00:44:23,530 --> 00:44:26,706
Push it! Push high, push high!

1148
00:44:26,707 --> 00:44:29,056
Roll with it, roll with it.

1149
00:44:29,057 --> 00:44:32,103
<i>Suck it up.
Five, six, seven, eight!</i>

1150
00:44:32,104 --> 00:44:35,193
Three... four... go!

1151
00:44:35,194 --> 00:44:39,371
- Tea bag! Tea bag! Tea bag!
Tea bag! Tea bag! Tea bag!

1152
00:44:39,372 --> 00:44:40,938
- Sexy, that's what
you're going to give me?

1153
00:44:40,939 --> 00:44:42,635
- Shut up!

1154
00:44:42,636 --> 00:44:44,593
- This is how you
make champions, guys!

1155
00:44:44,594 --> 00:44:46,509
[grunting]

1156
00:44:48,163 --> 00:44:49,948
[cheers]

1157
00:44:53,691 --> 00:44:56,041
[aerosol sprays]

1158
00:44:57,042 --> 00:44:58,434
[clears throat]

1159
00:44:59,740 --> 00:45:01,088
How do you even eat a salad?

1160
00:45:01,089 --> 00:45:02,089
[laughing]

1161
00:45:02,090 --> 00:45:04,396
- All right, all right.

1162
00:45:04,397 --> 00:45:07,486
Now they started looking
like the way it used to. Yeah!

1163
00:45:07,487 --> 00:45:08,487
[laughing]

1164
00:45:08,488 --> 00:45:10,184
Searching for music.

1165
00:45:10,185 --> 00:45:11,664
Picking out costumes.

1166
00:45:11,665 --> 00:45:12,665
[laughing]

1167
00:45:12,666 --> 00:45:13,797
- And X pretending to be black.

1168
00:45:13,798 --> 00:45:15,146
- It's not black, it's caramel.

1169
00:45:15,147 --> 00:45:16,974
- Well, it looks
like shit to me.

1170
00:45:16,975 --> 00:45:18,540
This is bullshit, Luther.

1171
00:45:18,541 --> 00:45:20,804
- Hey, hey, hey,
it's a reunion show.

1172
00:45:20,805 --> 00:45:22,936
He's supposed to look
the way he did before.

1173
00:45:22,937 --> 00:45:25,373
- What's Des going to do?

1174
00:45:25,374 --> 00:45:28,116
Unless you got a time machine,
that ain't going to happen.

1175
00:45:28,726 --> 00:45:30,074
- See, that's a fat joke.

1176
00:45:30,075 --> 00:45:31,989
I'm getting tired of these
God damned fat jokes!

1177
00:45:31,990 --> 00:45:34,426
Matter of fact, you know what?
Give me this piece of pie.

1178
00:45:34,427 --> 00:45:36,341
- Hey, don't you touch
that pizza now!

1179
00:45:36,342 --> 00:45:37,690
- It's him!
- Yo, yo, guys!

1180
00:45:37,691 --> 00:45:38,865
I think I found
my showcase song,

1181
00:45:38,866 --> 00:45:40,954
and it's one of my mom's
favorite jams.

1182
00:45:40,955 --> 00:45:42,216
[upbeat music]

1183
00:45:42,217 --> 00:45:43,653
[sings]

1184
00:45:45,351 --> 00:45:47,787
- Yo.
- Turn it off, kid.

1185
00:45:47,788 --> 00:45:49,658
- All right, God damn it,
enough of this.

1186
00:45:49,659 --> 00:45:51,486
No more bitching
about X's colour

1187
00:45:51,487 --> 00:45:53,227
and no more touching the pizza.

1188
00:45:53,228 --> 00:45:55,535
And nobody plays that song!

1189
00:46:00,583 --> 00:46:01,845
[clears throat]

1190
00:46:01,846 --> 00:46:03,369
- You know what?

1191
00:46:04,849 --> 00:46:06,546
I'm going to work
on my wardrobe.

1192
00:46:07,808 --> 00:46:10,158
- I'm going to go look
for a gym.

1193
00:46:12,204 --> 00:46:13,335
[grunts]

1194
00:46:13,988 --> 00:46:15,423
[grunts]

1195
00:46:15,424 --> 00:46:17,121
- I almost smacked you with
the black hand side.

1196
00:46:17,122 --> 00:46:18,819
Don't ever play that song again!

1197
00:46:19,428 --> 00:46:23,737
- That song you just played
was Mr. Big's closing song.

1198
00:46:26,392 --> 00:46:27,349
Oh, boy!

1199
00:46:27,350 --> 00:46:30,743
[singing]: Help me, Lord! Help!

1200
00:46:30,744 --> 00:46:33,094
[upbeat music]

1201
00:46:36,489 --> 00:46:38,925
<i>[Verna]: Now, Merlin had
performed for crowds before,</i>

1202
00:46:38,926 --> 00:46:40,492
<i>but never like this.</i>

1203
00:46:40,493 --> 00:46:43,669
<i>So, he was nervous about
showing his ass, literally.</i>

1204
00:46:43,670 --> 00:46:46,672
<i>But with Robin and magic
both out of the picture,</i>

1205
00:46:46,673 --> 00:46:48,805
<i>he figured he had
nothing to lose.</i>

1206
00:46:48,806 --> 00:46:51,459
<i>And the only person
he could talk to about it</i>

1207
00:46:51,460 --> 00:46:54,506
<i>was a man who had
lost everything.</i>

1208
00:46:54,507 --> 00:46:56,247
- Oh, wow!

1209
00:46:56,248 --> 00:46:57,683
[laughing]

1210
00:46:57,684 --> 00:46:59,380
I know what I'm doing here late

1211
00:46:59,381 --> 00:47:00,991
trying to fix
this doggone sound system,

1212
00:47:00,992 --> 00:47:02,601
but what you doing here so late?

1213
00:47:02,602 --> 00:47:04,516
- I'm still trying to figure out
my solo, okay?

1214
00:47:04,517 --> 00:47:06,953
I have no idea what it should
be. Luther, I can't do this!

1215
00:47:06,954 --> 00:47:09,652
- Here you go with that can't
again. Ain't no can't in Vegas!

1216
00:47:10,479 --> 00:47:12,306
Boy, you good,
don't worry about it.

1217
00:47:12,307 --> 00:47:15,135
You just have to figure out
what your alter-ego is.

1218
00:47:15,136 --> 00:47:16,789
Yeah, your special identity!

1219
00:47:16,790 --> 00:47:20,880
Find something that's unique
to you, that makes you unique.

1220
00:47:20,881 --> 00:47:22,534
- Okay, well, that's easy
for you to say!

1221
00:47:22,535 --> 00:47:24,841
It's not like you have to get
up here and dance anymore.

1222
00:47:24,842 --> 00:47:26,538
- Oh, you think I don't want to?
- No!

1223
00:47:26,539 --> 00:47:28,018
- I would if I could.

1224
00:47:28,019 --> 00:47:30,542
But I can't, so that's
why they got you!

1225
00:47:30,543 --> 00:47:32,500
[sighs]
- All right, well, I didn't
mean nothing by that.

1226
00:47:32,501 --> 00:47:34,938
I just know you had to stop
dancing because of your leg.

1227
00:47:34,939 --> 00:47:37,679
- Well, it wasn't just
my leg that got broke.

1228
00:47:37,680 --> 00:47:39,420
But that's, you don't know
nothing about that.

1229
00:47:39,421 --> 00:47:42,772
We ain't worried about it.
Tomorrow is a big night!

1230
00:47:43,251 --> 00:47:44,512
Been a while since
the Chips danced

1231
00:47:44,513 --> 00:47:45,731
in front of a live audience,

1232
00:47:45,732 --> 00:47:48,213
so we're going to have
a little preview.

1233
00:47:59,485 --> 00:48:00,878
- Back the fuck up.

1234
00:48:02,488 --> 00:48:03,619
- Sorry.

1235
00:48:04,098 --> 00:48:06,317
- You're a doctor! Why don't you
just create a bigger cock?

1236
00:48:06,318 --> 00:48:07,753
- Well, that's why I became one.

1237
00:48:07,754 --> 00:48:09,929
Women got a lot of options
for body enhancements

1238
00:48:09,930 --> 00:48:11,452
and men, we just don't.

1239
00:48:11,453 --> 00:48:12,758
But I plan to change that.

1240
00:48:12,759 --> 00:48:15,370
- Like, dick implants?
- Close.

1241
00:48:15,893 --> 00:48:18,417
I know one woman who'd like
a little something extra.

1242
00:48:19,157 --> 00:48:20,506
I just can't give it to her.

1243
00:48:21,072 --> 00:48:23,813
- How did we not know
this dude was white?

1244
00:48:24,597 --> 00:48:27,338
<i>[Verna]: And as my baby looked
into the crowd,</i>

1245
00:48:27,339 --> 00:48:29,906
<i>he couldn't believe how much
his world had changed.</i>

1246
00:48:29,907 --> 00:48:32,212
<i>But what the Chips
didn't realize</i>

1247
00:48:32,213 --> 00:48:34,780
<i>was that the world
had changed on them, too.</i>

1248
00:48:34,781 --> 00:48:36,303
[cheers]

1249
00:48:36,304 --> 00:48:38,175
Oh, shoot!

1250
00:48:38,176 --> 00:48:40,873
What's wrong, kid, you nervous?
- Yes, man!

1251
00:48:40,874 --> 00:48:42,092
There's so many people
out there!

1252
00:48:42,093 --> 00:48:43,615
- It's a small crowd,
just work out!

1253
00:48:43,616 --> 00:48:45,617
- Yeah, so if you mess up,
nobody is going to know!

1254
00:48:45,618 --> 00:48:49,186
- You about to pop your cherry!

1255
00:48:49,187 --> 00:48:51,405
- You old and stuff, but haven't
you all heard of the internet?

1256
00:48:51,406 --> 00:48:54,104
They record one mistake,
and it's on there forever.

1257
00:48:54,105 --> 00:48:55,454
[laughing]
- He's scared!

1258
00:48:56,281 --> 00:48:57,585
- This is DJ St. Aubyn.

1259
00:48:57,586 --> 00:49:00,197
It's been a long time,
but guess who's back?

1260
00:49:00,198 --> 00:49:01,720
The Chocolate Chips!

1261
00:49:01,721 --> 00:49:03,330
[cheers]

1262
00:49:03,331 --> 00:49:05,289
- Let's go!
- Let's go!

1263
00:49:05,290 --> 00:49:06,464
- Let's go!

1264
00:49:06,465 --> 00:49:08,335
- Let's go!
- Let's go!

1265
00:49:08,336 --> 00:49:10,817
[upbeat music]

1266
00:49:11,731 --> 00:49:12,905
[applause]

1267
00:49:12,906 --> 00:49:14,428
- Ladies and gentlemen,
I present to you

1268
00:49:14,429 --> 00:49:16,517
Des The Body,
Dr. X,

1269
00:49:16,518 --> 00:49:18,911
Slim Sexy, The Face,

1270
00:49:18,912 --> 00:49:21,523
and Merlin.
The Chocolate Chips!

1271
00:49:28,226 --> 00:49:29,356
[record scratch]

1272
00:49:29,357 --> 00:49:30,792
- We fucking froze, man!

1273
00:49:30,793 --> 00:49:32,751
- Ain't nobody said it
was going to be easy.

1274
00:49:32,752 --> 00:49:34,013
All right, just shake it off!

1275
00:49:34,014 --> 00:49:35,884
- We looked like fools
out there, man!

1276
00:49:35,885 --> 00:49:38,148
- But that's what tonight
is for, right?

1277
00:49:38,149 --> 00:49:39,236
To work the kinks out.

1278
00:49:39,237 --> 00:49:41,325
Face, you up next, baby.
- What?

1279
00:49:41,326 --> 00:49:44,371
- Man, there's somebody's babies
out there, go be they daddy.

1280
00:49:44,372 --> 00:49:47,505
- You got it, Face.
- Come on, man, come on, baby!

1281
00:49:47,506 --> 00:49:49,638
- Give them the Face!
- Bring it home, Face.

1282
00:49:50,117 --> 00:49:53,337
- Ladies, welcome to the stage
your new daddy,

1283
00:49:53,338 --> 00:49:55,034
The Face.

1284
00:49:55,035 --> 00:49:56,470
[upbeat music]

1285
00:49:56,471 --> 00:49:58,734
[cheers]

1286
00:50:13,184 --> 00:50:16,100
Face out here trying
to be your father figure.

1287
00:50:16,839 --> 00:50:18,840
- Hey, hey, wait, wait, what?

1288
00:50:18,841 --> 00:50:20,539
Is the stripper
brushing her hair?

1289
00:50:21,627 --> 00:50:24,020
That's kind of weird!

1290
00:50:24,021 --> 00:50:25,804
And kind of sexy.

1291
00:50:25,805 --> 00:50:28,024
- Oh, hell. Dang it, Face,

1292
00:50:28,025 --> 00:50:30,156
I didn't literally mean
be their daddy.

1293
00:50:30,157 --> 00:50:32,116
[cheers]

1294
00:50:33,117 --> 00:50:34,466
Uh-oh.

1295
00:50:35,510 --> 00:50:37,686
- Looks like someone
needs a spanking.

1296
00:50:46,608 --> 00:50:48,828
[cheers]

1297
00:51:00,361 --> 00:51:03,756
- Watch out, ladies, he's about
to put you in time-out!

1298
00:51:04,365 --> 00:51:05,975
- Shit!

1299
00:51:07,412 --> 00:51:09,630
<i>[Verna]: And even though
my son's new path</i>

1300
00:51:09,631 --> 00:51:12,198
<i>was drifting away
from one of his passions,</i>

1301
00:51:12,199 --> 00:51:14,113
<i>Merlin never let his journey</i>

1302
00:51:14,114 --> 00:51:16,550
<i>take him too far away
from the other,</i>

1303
00:51:16,551 --> 00:51:18,117
<i>Robin.</i>

1304
00:51:18,118 --> 00:51:19,466
<i>- Quick, turn on your TV!</i>

1305
00:51:19,467 --> 00:51:21,468
<i>A Different World marathon
is on right now.</i>

1306
00:51:21,469 --> 00:51:24,080
Remember how your mom would let
us watch reruns with her

1307
00:51:24,081 --> 00:51:25,472
when we were kids?

1308
00:51:25,473 --> 00:51:27,866
- You know I'm watching it
already!

1309
00:51:27,867 --> 00:51:29,302
Dwayne Wayne's about
to crash the wedding,

1310
00:51:29,303 --> 00:51:30,303
it's about to go down!

1311
00:51:30,304 --> 00:51:31,391
I know.

1312
00:51:31,392 --> 00:51:32,740
<i>[coughs]</i>

1313
00:51:32,741 --> 00:51:34,699
<i>[laughing]</i>

1314
00:51:34,700 --> 00:51:36,745
<i>- You do know he's
the bad guy, right?</i>

1315
00:51:37,137 --> 00:51:38,746
Byron was going to be like Obama

1316
00:51:38,747 --> 00:51:40,139
and Whitley could
have been his Michelle.

1317
00:51:40,140 --> 00:51:42,141
- Robin, you can't be serious
right now.

1318
00:51:42,142 --> 00:51:43,577
He's literally saving her.

1319
00:51:43,578 --> 00:51:45,405
Whitley is Dwayne's true love.

1320
00:51:45,406 --> 00:51:47,755
- Yet he waits for
the last second to speak up?

1321
00:51:47,756 --> 00:51:49,931
<i>He should have left her
with Olivia Pope's daddy</i>

1322
00:51:49,932 --> 00:51:51,107
<i>and sat down.</i>

1323
00:51:51,108 --> 00:51:52,847
- Yeah, all right.

1324
00:51:52,848 --> 00:51:55,112
All right, it's about
to go down.

1325
00:51:55,547 --> 00:51:58,070
<i>- Whitley, I love you,
and if you'll have me,</i>

1326
00:51:58,071 --> 00:52:00,551
<i>I want you to be my wife.
- What the hell are you doing?</i>

1327
00:52:00,552 --> 00:52:01,943
<i>- Hey, I'm sorry, Byron,
I love her!</i>

1328
00:52:01,944 --> 00:52:03,510
<i>- Die! Yes, die!</i>

1329
00:52:03,511 --> 00:52:05,512
<i>- Let him go, man!
- Will you have me, Dwayne,</i>

1330
00:52:05,513 --> 00:52:07,906
<i>as your lawfully wedded husband
from this day forth,</i>

1331
00:52:07,907 --> 00:52:10,430
<i>to have and to hold
in richer, for poorer?</i>

1332
00:52:10,431 --> 00:52:12,954
<i>Baby, please? Please?</i>

1333
00:52:12,955 --> 00:52:14,391
<i>- I do!</i>

1334
00:52:14,392 --> 00:52:16,176
<i>[cheers]</i>

1335
00:52:17,612 --> 00:52:20,137
- It's iconic, Robin.
It's iconic!

1336
00:52:20,528 --> 00:52:21,747
<i>- It gets me every time.</i>

1337
00:52:22,182 --> 00:52:25,184
- See? Dwayne is the true hero.

1338
00:52:25,185 --> 00:52:27,665
- Nope, still the bad guy.

1339
00:52:27,666 --> 00:52:29,057
<i>- What if somebody
wanted to stop you</i>

1340
00:52:29,058 --> 00:52:30,233
<i>from marrying the wrong person?</i>

1341
00:52:30,234 --> 00:52:32,322
- I'd hope he'd have
the courage to do it

1342
00:52:32,323 --> 00:52:33,932
before my damn wedding day.

1343
00:52:33,933 --> 00:52:36,718
<i>This is real life,
not a TV show.</i>

1344
00:52:37,197 --> 00:52:38,677
- Yeah...

1345
00:52:39,982 --> 00:52:41,854
I guess it is a different world.

1346
00:52:43,812 --> 00:52:46,336
<i>- Is anybody
getting married here today?</i>

1347
00:52:46,337 --> 00:52:47,989
<i>- Oh, hey, hey!</i>

1348
00:52:47,990 --> 00:52:51,559
- Hey, Slim Sexy.
You ready for your big night?

1349
00:52:53,170 --> 00:52:55,649
- Look, man, I'm not sure.

1350
00:52:55,650 --> 00:52:59,218
Look, yesterday, those ladies
were way more handsy

1351
00:52:59,219 --> 00:53:01,568
than even in our day!
- Yes, they were.

1352
00:53:01,569 --> 00:53:02,961
- They got me pacing
back and forth

1353
00:53:02,962 --> 00:53:04,571
talking to the Lord right now!

1354
00:53:04,572 --> 00:53:07,444
Look, look, I want to help Rita,
believe me.

1355
00:53:07,445 --> 00:53:10,708
But I love my wife, man.
I can't be in no room

1356
00:53:10,709 --> 00:53:14,929
playing grab ass with a room
full of horny women like that!

1357
00:53:14,930 --> 00:53:16,583
- Okay, okay!
- I'm missing my birthmark!

1358
00:53:16,584 --> 00:53:18,585
- Look, put it in your solo.

1359
00:53:18,586 --> 00:53:20,413
All right, just pick a song.

1360
00:53:20,414 --> 00:53:23,068
Pick a song that tells them
what to do.

1361
00:53:23,069 --> 00:53:24,852
- And, Luther, I'm sorry to
interrupt, I'm sorry Slim,

1362
00:53:24,853 --> 00:53:26,158
but I asked you about the name,

1363
00:53:26,159 --> 00:53:27,812
but you didn't tell me
if it was cool yet.

1364
00:53:27,813 --> 00:53:29,205
Like, it sounded
good in my head,

1365
00:53:29,206 --> 00:53:30,684
but I didn't know
if it was too much

1366
00:53:30,685 --> 00:53:31,991
or if it was too...

1367
00:53:33,122 --> 00:53:34,689
- Look.
- Nah.

1368
00:53:35,777 --> 00:53:36,778
Nah!

1369
00:53:38,302 --> 00:53:39,172
I'm a Chip?

1370
00:53:39,173 --> 00:53:40,391
[cheers]

1371
00:53:41,000 --> 00:53:42,393
- You a Chocolate Chip.

1372
00:53:45,309 --> 00:53:48,486
- You have anything mocha-brown
and sugar-sweet?

1373
00:53:53,142 --> 00:53:56,057
- Good choice.
It's the best in town.

1374
00:53:56,058 --> 00:53:57,755
- Eve!

1375
00:53:57,756 --> 00:53:59,713
- So, what are you doing here?
You're not in Pahrump?

1376
00:53:59,714 --> 00:54:01,715
Are you doing some body work
here in Vegas?

1377
00:54:01,716 --> 00:54:03,804
- Yeah, you could say that.

1378
00:54:03,805 --> 00:54:05,545
- Well, I'm happy to see you.

1379
00:54:05,546 --> 00:54:06,981
- What are you doing here?

1380
00:54:06,982 --> 00:54:09,157
- I always stop in here
after I drop Amos off

1381
00:54:09,158 --> 00:54:11,159
at our sister chapel
to teach Bible study.

1382
00:54:11,160 --> 00:54:12,858
[upbeat music]

1383
00:54:14,425 --> 00:54:16,077
- Hands off, ladies,

1384
00:54:16,078 --> 00:54:18,342
Slim's about to take you
to church.

1385
00:54:19,604 --> 00:54:21,519
Hallelujah.

1386
00:54:24,609 --> 00:54:26,305
- I hope I didn't give you
the wrong idea

1387
00:54:26,306 --> 00:54:28,265
the last time we spoke.
- No!

1388
00:54:28,656 --> 00:54:29,961
- Amos and I are fine,

1389
00:54:29,962 --> 00:54:32,486
I just think
we've lost that spark.

1390
00:54:33,008 --> 00:54:34,705
- Well, you can always
get that back.

1391
00:54:34,706 --> 00:54:36,707
You know what they say
about a spark;

1392
00:54:36,708 --> 00:54:39,624
it doesn't take much
to turn into a flame.

1393
00:54:41,190 --> 00:54:43,236
- Guess that depends on
who's lighting it.

1394
00:54:46,326 --> 00:54:47,848
Do you like what you see?

1395
00:54:47,849 --> 00:54:49,982
- Yes, Lord.

1396
00:54:50,461 --> 00:54:52,244
- I'm talking about
the menu, silly.

1397
00:54:52,245 --> 00:54:55,334
- I was talking about the same
thing you were talking about!

1398
00:54:55,335 --> 00:54:57,162
It's like we were reading
the same menu.

1399
00:54:57,163 --> 00:54:58,904
- Exactly. Pie. Menu.
- It's weird.

1400
00:54:59,687 --> 00:55:01,688
- Thank you.
- Thank you.

1401
00:55:01,689 --> 00:55:03,691
Um...

1402
00:55:04,953 --> 00:55:06,737
- Um! Um!

1403
00:55:06,738 --> 00:55:08,478
[moans]

1404
00:55:08,479 --> 00:55:11,089
Forget church, this is heaven.

1405
00:55:11,090 --> 00:55:14,310
Come on, a little cheating
ain't so bad. Little bit?

1406
00:55:14,311 --> 00:55:17,400
- No, I got to watch what I eat.

1407
00:55:17,401 --> 00:55:19,793
[upbeat music]

1408
00:55:19,794 --> 00:55:21,578
[cheers]

1409
00:55:21,579 --> 00:55:24,973
- Look at that big old handsome
block of chocolate.

1410
00:55:28,237 --> 00:55:30,587
Whipped cream,
rainbow sprinkles,

1411
00:55:30,588 --> 00:55:32,284
maraschino cherries!

1412
00:55:32,285 --> 00:55:35,462
We're going to change your name
from Big Des to Big Diabetes!

1413
00:55:39,336 --> 00:55:43,340
Yo, we're going to need some
more money to cover that body.

1414
00:55:45,472 --> 00:55:47,431
[cheers]

1415
00:55:48,345 --> 00:55:49,693
- Hey, baby.

1416
00:55:49,694 --> 00:55:51,782
Ladies.

1417
00:55:51,783 --> 00:55:53,523
You all ladies looking good.

1418
00:55:53,524 --> 00:55:55,655
You all looking real good
out there.

1419
00:55:55,656 --> 00:55:59,093
I'm Mr. Big,
and it has been 25 years

1420
00:55:59,094 --> 00:56:00,225
since we've been on this stage.

1421
00:56:00,226 --> 00:56:03,097
And I want to say,
it is so good,

1422
00:56:03,098 --> 00:56:05,753
it is so good...

1423
00:56:07,929 --> 00:56:09,321
to be back on the strip!

1424
00:56:09,322 --> 00:56:10,628
[laughing]

1425
00:56:12,020 --> 00:56:14,239
All right, well,
without further ado, ladies,

1426
00:56:14,240 --> 00:56:16,502
I'm going to give you
what you all been waiting for,

1427
00:56:16,503 --> 00:56:19,505
Mr. Black Magic!

1428
00:56:19,506 --> 00:56:21,464
[applause]

1429
00:56:21,465 --> 00:56:23,162
[upbeat music]

1430
00:56:24,598 --> 00:56:26,774
[cheers]

1431
00:56:36,610 --> 00:56:40,221
<i>[Verna]: And abracadabra!
Just like that, my Merlin...</i>

1432
00:56:40,222 --> 00:56:42,006
<i>I mean, Black Magic,</i>

1433
00:56:42,007 --> 00:56:43,921
<i>made all his fears disappear</i>

1434
00:56:43,922 --> 00:56:47,577
<i>and kept his fans coming back
for more. For real!</i>

1435
00:56:47,578 --> 00:56:50,231
<i>Them crazy ladies went lining
up every night</i>

1436
00:56:50,232 --> 00:56:53,410
<i>hoping to get a look at what
my baby had up his sleeve.</i>

1437
00:57:02,810 --> 00:57:04,899
- Shake your booty!

1438
00:57:07,293 --> 00:57:08,859
Oh, that's right,
the Chips are back

1439
00:57:08,860 --> 00:57:10,121
and they've never been bigger.

1440
00:57:10,122 --> 00:57:11,863
[upbeat music]

1441
00:57:27,008 --> 00:57:30,316
Hold on just a second.
Yeah, credit card, hold on.

1442
00:57:37,105 --> 00:57:38,542
- All right, there you go.

1443
00:57:51,946 --> 00:57:54,078
- But I don't want
any threesomes in the bathroom.

1444
00:57:54,079 --> 00:57:55,296
The last time you did this,

1445
00:57:55,297 --> 00:57:57,299
we needed a spackle knife
to take it off.

1446
00:58:00,041 --> 00:58:01,041
<i>[Robin]: Hey, Merlin!</i>

1447
00:58:01,042 --> 00:58:02,390
- Hey, Robin, what's up?

1448
00:58:02,391 --> 00:58:03,740
- I have something to tell you,

1449
00:58:03,741 --> 00:58:06,177
but it sounds super loud there.

1450
00:58:06,178 --> 00:58:08,527
- Oh, yeah, yeah, well,
I'm about to do a show.

1451
00:58:08,528 --> 00:58:10,398
- Wow, they sure do love magic!

1452
00:58:10,399 --> 00:58:12,531
- Magic is really big out here.
[laughing]

1453
00:58:12,532 --> 00:58:14,142
<i>[woman]: Show us your dick!</i>

1454
00:58:14,926 --> 00:58:16,100
- Wait, what was that?

1455
00:58:16,101 --> 00:58:18,537
- They said,
"Show us your tricks!"

1456
00:58:18,538 --> 00:58:19,930
<i>I'm a magician.</i>

1457
00:58:19,931 --> 00:58:21,584
They're actually
calling me now, Robin,

1458
00:58:21,585 --> 00:58:23,107
<i>so I'm sorry!
We can talk later.</i>

1459
00:58:23,108 --> 00:58:23,935
- Wait, wait, Merlin...

1460
00:58:23,936 --> 00:58:25,502
- Okay. Bye, bye.

1461
00:58:25,850 --> 00:58:26,850
- Bye.

1462
00:58:28,548 --> 00:58:30,115
[upbeat music]

1463
00:58:31,246 --> 00:58:34,641
- I knew this shit would work.
I knew it would work! I knew it.

1464
00:58:39,516 --> 00:58:41,255
- What's that new move called?

1465
00:58:41,256 --> 00:58:42,953
- I call it the Apple Pie.

1466
00:58:42,954 --> 00:58:44,695
- I like that. Yeah.

1467
00:58:48,437 --> 00:58:50,090
- That's a nice ride.

1468
00:58:50,091 --> 00:58:52,702
You working that white man
privilege stereotype.

1469
00:58:52,703 --> 00:58:54,834
- Stereotype?
Look who's talking, dude.

1470
00:58:54,835 --> 00:58:56,488
You've got four kids
and a baby momma.

1471
00:58:56,489 --> 00:58:57,837
- Says the man
that wears blackface.

1472
00:58:57,838 --> 00:58:59,056
- Never painted my face.

1473
00:58:59,057 --> 00:59:00,318
- Says the man
that wears black ass!

1474
00:59:00,319 --> 00:59:01,711
I only do it for the show,

1475
00:59:01,712 --> 00:59:03,364
it's not like I walk around town
like that.

1476
00:59:03,365 --> 00:59:05,105
Dude, there's nothing
you could say

1477
00:59:05,106 --> 00:59:06,324
to convince me
that I'm privileged!

1478
00:59:06,325 --> 00:59:08,065
- Agreed. There's nothing else
to say.

1479
00:59:08,066 --> 00:59:10,503
- You ever heard of a place
called Duke's Diner?

1480
00:59:11,852 --> 00:59:13,897
I got some of Eve's receipts.

1481
00:59:13,898 --> 00:59:15,507
And I call over there,
and they says

1482
00:59:15,508 --> 00:59:19,076
she's been having coffee
every week with her husband,

1483
00:59:19,077 --> 00:59:20,773
but I've never been there
before!

1484
00:59:20,774 --> 00:59:22,470
- Maybe he's a friend.

1485
00:59:22,471 --> 00:59:25,299
- If there's a male friend
who has the audacity

1486
00:59:25,300 --> 00:59:28,564
to take his ass over there
and sit with my wife

1487
00:59:28,565 --> 00:59:30,435
and have coffee every damn week,

1488
00:59:30,436 --> 00:59:32,786
he deserves an ass whooping!

1489
00:59:33,482 --> 00:59:35,092
- Come on, you're overreacting.

1490
00:59:35,093 --> 00:59:36,746
Eve wouldn't do you like that,
man,

1491
00:59:36,747 --> 00:59:38,356
she's not that kind of woman!

1492
00:59:38,357 --> 00:59:39,357
[sighs]

1493
00:59:39,358 --> 00:59:40,489
- I don't know, man.

1494
00:59:41,839 --> 00:59:43,710
The romance has cooled.

1495
00:59:44,581 --> 00:59:46,190
And it's crazy,
because I'm out here

1496
00:59:46,191 --> 00:59:47,931
shaking my ass for strangers,

1497
00:59:47,932 --> 00:59:50,760
but I can't do it
with my own damn wife!

1498
00:59:50,761 --> 00:59:52,631
I feel like a damn hypocrite!

1499
00:59:52,632 --> 00:59:54,590
I may need to practice
what I preach.

1500
00:59:54,591 --> 00:59:57,680
- Maybe you should preach
what you practice.

1501
00:59:57,681 --> 00:59:59,420
If you like shaking ass in
front of women,

1502
00:59:59,421 --> 01:00:01,181
maybe you should do it
in front of your wife.

1503
01:00:02,076 --> 01:00:04,383
If you don't,
somebody else will.

1504
01:00:05,427 --> 01:00:06,947
And they ain't going to want
no coffee.

1505
01:00:08,126 --> 01:00:09,257
That's for damn sure.

1506
01:00:09,867 --> 01:00:11,608
They're going
to want that pussy.

1507
01:00:15,350 --> 01:00:17,874
<i>[Verna]: So, as the Chips
blew up again,</i>

1508
01:00:17,875 --> 01:00:19,223
<i>word started to spread</i>

1509
01:00:19,224 --> 01:00:21,747
<i>and Rita got calls
for some big money gigs.</i>

1510
01:00:21,748 --> 01:00:23,228
[Merlin]:
It's going to be worth it.

1511
01:00:24,490 --> 01:00:28,754
<i>- So, Rita dug up some
old ass superhero costumes</i>

1512
01:00:28,755 --> 01:00:31,670
<i>and booked Merlin and the guys
for a bachelorette party.</i>

1513
01:00:31,671 --> 01:00:33,630
[upbeat music]

1514
01:00:37,634 --> 01:00:39,810
- All right, everyone!

1515
01:00:43,117 --> 01:00:46,729
<i>- And while my baby was
up there bumping and grinding,</i>

1516
01:00:46,730 --> 01:00:48,600
<i>they brought in
the bachelorette.</i>

1517
01:00:48,601 --> 01:00:49,949
- Night Man!

1518
01:00:49,950 --> 01:00:52,909
<i>- And y'all never going
to guess who it was.</i>

1519
01:00:52,910 --> 01:00:55,303
<i>Aw, shit, y'all already know!</i>

1520
01:00:55,913 --> 01:00:58,697
- Robin? Robin, oh sh...

1521
01:00:58,698 --> 01:01:00,657
- Oh my! Oh, it's so big!

1522
01:01:01,614 --> 01:01:03,354
[uncomfortable laughing]
I'm sorry, sir.

1523
01:01:03,355 --> 01:01:06,052
[deep voice]: It's fine,
it's fine, it's fine.

1524
01:01:06,053 --> 01:01:08,315
Look, I'm sorry
to alarm you, ma'am.

1525
01:01:08,316 --> 01:01:11,058
- Hey, wait one second,
Night Man.

1526
01:01:11,885 --> 01:01:16,497
Come on, Gia! All I asked
for was spa time, massage,

1527
01:01:16,498 --> 01:01:19,109
and to hang with my girls.
I mean, what is this?

1528
01:01:19,110 --> 01:01:20,676
- But we did all that, sweetie!

1529
01:01:20,677 --> 01:01:22,503
Now it's time to hang
with the guys.

1530
01:01:22,504 --> 01:01:24,115
When I mean hang, it's like...

1531
01:01:24,855 --> 01:01:26,420
Okay, music, thank you!

1532
01:01:26,421 --> 01:01:27,901
[R&B music playing]

1533
01:01:29,511 --> 01:01:31,252
[uncomfortable laughing]

1534
01:01:31,731 --> 01:01:33,690
- Hi.
- Hi.

1535
01:01:42,002 --> 01:01:44,265
- Wait, where do I put this?

1536
01:01:46,137 --> 01:01:48,792
Oh... Um...

1537
01:01:51,272 --> 01:01:53,448
It's not like that...

1538
01:01:56,756 --> 01:01:58,105
[uncomfortable laughing]

1539
01:02:01,587 --> 01:02:03,849
- Oh my God, I'm so random!

1540
01:02:03,850 --> 01:02:05,895
- Wait, what the hell?
Gia, what are you doing?

1541
01:02:05,896 --> 01:02:07,374
You need to take these off!

1542
01:02:07,375 --> 01:02:09,333
- No, you two need
to get a room.

1543
01:02:09,334 --> 01:02:11,378
You guys are
a regular dynamic duo.

1544
01:02:11,379 --> 01:02:12,771
Okay? All right,

1545
01:02:12,772 --> 01:02:14,904
I'm going to lock you in a room
until you get laid

1546
01:02:14,905 --> 01:02:17,428
or we run out of stripper tips,
whoever comes first.

1547
01:02:17,429 --> 01:02:18,604
[Merlin]: Um, great.

1548
01:02:20,519 --> 01:02:21,519
[grunts]

1549
01:02:23,261 --> 01:02:25,132
[clears throat]

1550
01:02:25,916 --> 01:02:27,655
- I'm sorry about all that.

1551
01:02:27,656 --> 01:02:29,484
So, you have no keys, huh,
do you?

1552
01:02:30,442 --> 01:02:33,487
I guess it's time for plan B.

1553
01:02:33,488 --> 01:02:36,621
- Oh, uh-uh! Sorry, we are not
having sex, no.

1554
01:02:36,622 --> 01:02:40,016
- No, no, no, no.
I just meant for the cuffs.

1555
01:02:40,017 --> 01:02:41,539
For the handcuffs.

1556
01:02:41,540 --> 01:02:44,585
Do you happen to have
a bobby pin or...

1557
01:02:44,586 --> 01:02:48,025
- Oh, no. But I know where
we can find one.

1558
01:02:49,417 --> 01:02:52,245
- I just thought you should know
Robin just left

1559
01:02:52,246 --> 01:02:54,987
with one of
these stripper brothas.

1560
01:02:54,988 --> 01:03:00,253
- Damn, I can't believe
she would do me like that!

1561
01:03:00,254 --> 01:03:01,951
<i>- Yeah, Rob's my girl,</i>

1562
01:03:01,952 --> 01:03:04,998
but I would hate to see a good,
fine man like you get played.

1563
01:03:05,694 --> 01:03:07,173
- Good looking, I'm on it.

1564
01:03:07,174 --> 01:03:08,479
- Of course, B, any time!

1565
01:03:08,480 --> 01:03:10,437
You know I am here
for you for whatever...

1566
01:03:10,438 --> 01:03:11,830
- I'm on it, thank you,
good looking.

1567
01:03:11,831 --> 01:03:13,789
- Literally what...
[lost call signal]

1568
01:03:13,790 --> 01:03:14,790
Blaze?

1569
01:03:15,530 --> 01:03:17,489
- I think we're in
this room right over here.

1570
01:03:18,359 --> 01:03:20,666
- I'm Night Man!
- Right here.

1571
01:03:21,841 --> 01:03:22,972
[beeping]

1572
01:03:22,973 --> 01:03:24,931
- Oh, nice place.

1573
01:03:25,932 --> 01:03:27,585
[sighs]
- As soon as Gia said

1574
01:03:27,586 --> 01:03:28,891
she was giving me
a bachelorette party,

1575
01:03:28,892 --> 01:03:30,327
I booked this room.

1576
01:03:30,328 --> 01:03:32,069
I'm not into that kind
of thing. No offense!

1577
01:03:32,460 --> 01:03:34,157
I just don't think
it's appropriate

1578
01:03:34,158 --> 01:03:35,375
if you already found
the right guy.

1579
01:03:35,376 --> 01:03:37,725
- I see. Um...

1580
01:03:37,726 --> 01:03:39,641
But are you sure
he's the right guy?

1581
01:03:40,120 --> 01:03:42,469
- Huh... Yeah!

1582
01:03:42,470 --> 01:03:44,081
I mean, he's handsome.

1583
01:03:44,995 --> 01:03:46,909
His career is on fire.

1584
01:03:46,910 --> 01:03:50,390
And everyone says I'd be crazy
not to marry him anyway.

1585
01:03:50,391 --> 01:03:52,393
So, yeah.
[scoffs]

1586
01:03:53,655 --> 01:03:56,397
- But are you in love...

1587
01:03:59,009 --> 01:04:00,314
with him?

1588
01:04:01,968 --> 01:04:05,275
- What? Damn it!
I can't do this.

1589
01:04:05,276 --> 01:04:07,234
- Why don't you just
call it off?

1590
01:04:08,192 --> 01:04:09,367
Um...

1591
01:04:10,194 --> 01:04:14,110
- No, the handcuffs.
I can't open them.

1592
01:04:14,111 --> 01:04:15,589
- The handcuffs.

1593
01:04:15,590 --> 01:04:17,461
[laughing]

1594
01:04:17,462 --> 01:04:18,854
Silly Night Man!

1595
01:04:18,855 --> 01:04:21,073
- 911? There's an emergency.

1596
01:04:21,074 --> 01:04:24,729
There's a young innocent woman
being taken advantage of

1597
01:04:24,730 --> 01:04:26,339
by some strippers
in a hotel room.

1598
01:04:26,340 --> 01:04:28,951
Did I mention that
they're all...

1599
01:04:28,952 --> 01:04:29,995
Black?

1600
01:04:29,996 --> 01:04:31,649
- Yeah.

1601
01:04:31,650 --> 01:04:34,087
- I'll take one of these.
Hold tight, hold tight.

1602
01:04:36,176 --> 01:04:38,743
It's not my first time in cuffs.

1603
01:04:38,744 --> 01:04:40,440
- Right.
[laughing]

1604
01:04:40,441 --> 01:04:42,181
Guess that's part of your job.

1605
01:04:42,182 --> 01:04:44,054
Nice work. Thank you.

1606
01:04:49,581 --> 01:04:50,973
[yawns]

1607
01:04:50,974 --> 01:04:53,062
I want them to think
they got their money's worth.

1608
01:04:53,063 --> 01:04:54,891
Can you stay a while
before you go?

1609
01:04:57,850 --> 01:04:59,896
- Sure, sure.
- Thanks.

1610
01:05:01,071 --> 01:05:03,463
- I can give you a hand.
- Yeah, I think I need that.

1611
01:05:03,464 --> 01:05:04,464
- Yeah, okay.

1612
01:05:04,465 --> 01:05:06,641
[soft music]

1613
01:05:09,731 --> 01:05:10,907
[sighs]

1614
01:05:12,386 --> 01:05:14,039
- You think Merlin's
all right, man?

1615
01:05:14,040 --> 01:05:15,606
- Oh, he's good, man.

1616
01:05:15,607 --> 01:05:18,043
He's probably somewhere butt
naked with the bride-to-be!

1617
01:05:18,044 --> 01:05:19,871
- He did leave his cape.
- I got it!

1618
01:05:19,872 --> 01:05:20,916
[cheers]

1619
01:05:20,917 --> 01:05:22,178
- Why are they searching
the cars?

1620
01:05:22,179 --> 01:05:23,353
- What?

1621
01:05:23,354 --> 01:05:24,615
- Why are they checking
inside the cars?

1622
01:05:24,616 --> 01:05:25,746
- Can't be for us, right?

1623
01:05:25,747 --> 01:05:27,487
- We the only brothers out here.

1624
01:05:27,488 --> 01:05:30,534
- Dr. X, you better drive.
- Why, it's your car?

1625
01:05:30,535 --> 01:05:31,362
- You're white.

1626
01:05:31,363 --> 01:05:32,753
[laughing]

1627
01:05:32,754 --> 01:05:34,364
- We all know the routine.

1628
01:05:34,365 --> 01:05:36,801
We all get in the back
and we all hide.

1629
01:05:36,802 --> 01:05:38,368
- Yeah, but what
are we hiding for?

1630
01:05:38,369 --> 01:05:39,760
We didn't do anything wrong.

1631
01:05:39,761 --> 01:05:42,241
Come on, guys, I'm not scared
of the police.

1632
01:05:42,242 --> 01:05:44,678
- That's 'cause they're
not looking for you, Exy.

1633
01:05:44,679 --> 01:05:46,290
- Right.

1634
01:05:47,204 --> 01:05:49,814
- Help us out, X.
Drive the car.

1635
01:05:49,815 --> 01:05:52,208
- I'm just saying.
- Son of a bitch!

1636
01:05:52,209 --> 01:05:54,123
- What?
- It's you!

1637
01:05:54,124 --> 01:05:56,996
You're the one who's been
going out with my wife!

1638
01:05:58,128 --> 01:05:59,302
It's you!

1639
01:05:59,303 --> 01:06:00,477
- You dropped my fucking
cigarette.

1640
01:06:00,478 --> 01:06:02,305
- No, you backstabbing bastard!

1641
01:06:02,306 --> 01:06:05,395
- She likes pie!
- Guys, guys, chill out!

1642
01:06:05,396 --> 01:06:07,614
- It's him! He needs
to chill out!

1643
01:06:07,615 --> 01:06:09,921
Tell that snake ass right there
to chill out!

1644
01:06:09,922 --> 01:06:11,096
Somebody going down.

1645
01:06:11,097 --> 01:06:12,924
- According to your wife,
it ain't you!

1646
01:06:12,925 --> 01:06:14,143
That's all I'm saying.

1647
01:06:14,144 --> 01:06:15,231
- What did you say?

1648
01:06:15,232 --> 01:06:17,059
- I said, "According
to your wife..."

1649
01:06:17,060 --> 01:06:19,017
[arguing]

1650
01:06:19,018 --> 01:06:21,019
- God! Jesus Christ, Amos!

1651
01:06:21,020 --> 01:06:23,065
[yelling]

1652
01:06:23,066 --> 01:06:26,112
- I'm going to snatch your beard
off your fucking face!

1653
01:06:32,118 --> 01:06:33,641
- Hello, Officer,
what's the problem?

1654
01:06:34,033 --> 01:06:36,382
- Oh, just looking for some
thug male dancers.

1655
01:06:36,383 --> 01:06:37,776
You are free to go.

1656
01:06:38,342 --> 01:06:41,257
- Um, hold on, why did you
call them thugs?

1657
01:06:41,258 --> 01:06:42,999
- Because they fit
the description.

1658
01:06:43,956 --> 01:06:45,217
- Really?

1659
01:06:45,218 --> 01:06:48,699
- Just some ghetto stripper
motherfuckers.

1660
01:06:48,700 --> 01:06:51,310
- I'll have you know, Officer,

1661
01:06:51,311 --> 01:06:54,835
I am one of those
ghetto strippers...

1662
01:06:54,836 --> 01:06:56,098
motherfucker!

1663
01:06:56,099 --> 01:06:58,709
Keystone cop, shit,
you got me fucked...

1664
01:06:58,710 --> 01:07:00,580
Sorry, I'm sorry!

1665
01:07:00,581 --> 01:07:02,495
My name is Dr. Alexander Pike,
I work at Memorial Health.

1666
01:07:02,496 --> 01:07:03,757
I'm sorry, I'm insured!

1667
01:07:03,758 --> 01:07:05,673
I give to the Policeman's Ball
every year!

1668
01:07:06,065 --> 01:07:08,110
- I guess you feel
pretty black now.

1669
01:07:08,111 --> 01:07:10,982
[sighs]
- Hey, man, I never understood

1670
01:07:10,983 --> 01:07:12,766
all this shit you guys
go through every day

1671
01:07:12,767 --> 01:07:14,681
that I don't have
to worry about.

1672
01:07:14,682 --> 01:07:16,901
I'm really sorry.
- Don't be.

1673
01:07:16,902 --> 01:07:18,772
You know what, it's just like
you said the first time;

1674
01:07:18,773 --> 01:07:20,296
we didn't do anything wrong.

1675
01:07:20,297 --> 01:07:21,384
It's just how it is.

1676
01:07:21,385 --> 01:07:22,950
- You know what?

1677
01:07:22,951 --> 01:07:24,605
I got an idea
to get us out of here.

1678
01:07:25,911 --> 01:07:27,955
- All right, do your thing,
Baby Jesus.

1679
01:07:27,956 --> 01:07:30,306
- Wait, wait, whoa, whoa,
where are you going?

1680
01:07:30,307 --> 01:07:31,872
- We're good!
- What are you doing?

1681
01:07:31,873 --> 01:07:34,049
- Officer, excuse me,
can I speak to you for a minute?

1682
01:07:34,050 --> 01:07:35,963
- Slim, pray, pray for us, Slim.

1683
01:07:35,964 --> 01:07:37,487
We going to jail.

1684
01:07:37,488 --> 01:07:39,924
I got a thong on,
we going to jail.

1685
01:07:39,925 --> 01:07:41,926
- We going to jail, bro.
- I got a thong...

1686
01:07:41,927 --> 01:07:44,234
- Hey, you four are free to go.
- What?

1687
01:07:45,235 --> 01:07:47,018
What did you show him
in your phone?

1688
01:07:47,019 --> 01:07:48,498
- I showed him a picture
of Bambi,

1689
01:07:48,499 --> 01:07:51,762
and then I offered him
a free boob job for his wife.

1690
01:07:51,763 --> 01:07:55,026
I got to do it for free,
but now we're free!

1691
01:07:55,027 --> 01:07:56,158
[laughing]
So...

1692
01:07:56,159 --> 01:07:57,333
- All right, well, hey!

1693
01:07:57,334 --> 01:07:59,771
- Oh God, oh God!

1694
01:08:00,163 --> 01:08:01,902
- He's talking to you.

1695
01:08:01,903 --> 01:08:04,949
- I am privileged! Oh God!

1696
01:08:04,950 --> 01:08:06,646
- Well, you got the privilege
of driving now.

1697
01:08:06,647 --> 01:08:08,648
- Yeah.
- Least I could do.

1698
01:08:08,649 --> 01:08:10,651
[soft music]

1699
01:08:17,658 --> 01:08:18,832
<i>[Verna]: Next thing you know,</i>

1700
01:08:18,833 --> 01:08:20,573
<i>my son woke up in a strange bed,</i>

1701
01:08:20,574 --> 01:08:22,140
<i>unsure where he was,</i>

1702
01:08:22,141 --> 01:08:25,143
<i>wearing a mask
and some torn leopard panties.</i>

1703
01:08:25,144 --> 01:08:27,145
<i>But we all been there,
am I right?</i>

1704
01:08:27,146 --> 01:08:29,148
<i>[laughing]
Oh, just me?</i>

1705
01:08:37,156 --> 01:08:39,463
- I'm Night Man. Night Man.

1706
01:08:40,986 --> 01:08:43,031
I can't go out there like this.

1707
01:08:46,992 --> 01:08:48,688
<i>- A stripper
in a superhero outfit?</i>

1708
01:08:48,689 --> 01:08:50,168
I can't believe
you just let them run off.

1709
01:08:50,169 --> 01:08:51,691
- I didn't know she
had another room!

1710
01:08:51,692 --> 01:08:53,215
- And what's up with security?

1711
01:08:53,216 --> 01:08:55,304
When I called, they treated it
like it was some big joke.

1712
01:08:55,305 --> 01:08:57,175
- Okay, well, you do have
a prank show, B.

1713
01:08:57,176 --> 01:08:58,395
[knocking]

1714
01:08:59,744 --> 01:09:01,354
- Hold on!

1715
01:09:02,181 --> 01:09:04,400
- Well, look who has
their own room.

1716
01:09:04,401 --> 01:09:07,272
- So what? I just needed
to be alone. I mean...

1717
01:09:07,273 --> 01:09:09,362
- And... are you?

1718
01:09:09,884 --> 01:09:11,842
Alone?
- What?

1719
01:09:11,843 --> 01:09:14,149
Of course I'm alone, I swear!

1720
01:09:14,150 --> 01:09:15,715
Why would you ever
think otherwise?

1721
01:09:15,716 --> 01:09:17,326
- Good morning, guys,
welcome to Vegas!

1722
01:09:17,327 --> 01:09:18,370
- What?

1723
01:09:18,371 --> 01:09:19,502
Yo...

1724
01:09:19,503 --> 01:09:20,981
Why is the clown in your room?

1725
01:09:20,982 --> 01:09:21,982
- Magician!

1726
01:09:21,983 --> 01:09:23,636
- Why are you in my room?

1727
01:09:23,637 --> 01:09:25,508
- Well, momma said that
you were out here,

1728
01:09:25,509 --> 01:09:28,685
so I asked the maid to let me in
to surprise you!

1729
01:09:28,686 --> 01:09:31,862
- Okay, then what's up with
the outfit, Mervin?

1730
01:09:31,863 --> 01:09:33,081
- It's Merlin.

1731
01:09:33,952 --> 01:09:36,475
And a charity magic show
at the hospital.

1732
01:09:36,476 --> 01:09:40,740
The kids love The King,
so I'm Black Elvis.

1733
01:09:40,741 --> 01:09:42,960
Blelvis!
- You satisfied?

1734
01:09:42,961 --> 01:09:46,182
How is this going to work
if we don't have trust, Blaze?

1735
01:09:46,573 --> 01:09:47,791
- Not cool, Blaze.

1736
01:09:47,792 --> 01:09:49,227
That's really not cool, man.

1737
01:09:49,228 --> 01:09:53,013
[laughing]
Anyway, if you don't mind,

1738
01:09:53,014 --> 01:09:55,015
I just came to take
my old friend out on the town.

1739
01:09:55,016 --> 01:09:57,931
- Yeah, I don't think so,
because we got other plans.

1740
01:09:57,932 --> 01:10:00,543
Right, baby? We got other plans.
- No, not anymore.

1741
01:10:00,544 --> 01:10:03,415
I think I'd rather go be
with someone who truly knows me.

1742
01:10:03,416 --> 01:10:04,852
- Okay, it's like that?

1743
01:10:05,549 --> 01:10:07,419
It's like that,
so I should just...

1744
01:10:07,420 --> 01:10:08,900
I should leave then, huh?

1745
01:10:09,422 --> 01:10:11,728
All right. Let's go.

1746
01:10:11,729 --> 01:10:13,077
- Oh, yeah. Okay.
- Let's go.

1747
01:10:13,078 --> 01:10:14,687
[door opening]

1748
01:10:14,688 --> 01:10:16,472
- He's an asshole sometimes.

1749
01:10:16,473 --> 01:10:19,257
- I know. Yeah,
I sense it, I sense it.

1750
01:10:19,258 --> 01:10:21,781
[upbeat music]

1751
01:10:21,782 --> 01:10:25,307
Hey, man, that's my sign!
Don't worry about the door.

1752
01:10:25,308 --> 01:10:28,440
- First room service,
now a limo. How do you do it?

1753
01:10:28,441 --> 01:10:30,181
- A magician never reveals
his tricks.

1754
01:10:30,182 --> 01:10:33,706
- Hey, man! Hey, man,
that's my suit, that's my car!

1755
01:10:33,707 --> 01:10:34,925
- Blelvis has left the building!

1756
01:10:34,926 --> 01:10:37,233
Drive, drive, sir, please!

1757
01:10:38,712 --> 01:10:40,235
- So, you said
he was the only one

1758
01:10:40,236 --> 01:10:41,976
in and out of Robin's room
all night?

1759
01:10:42,977 --> 01:10:45,458
Whoa, so the clown
is the stripper?

1760
01:10:46,198 --> 01:10:47,852
- Humpty is hung!

1761
01:10:49,506 --> 01:10:51,289
And he's playing my girl
for a fool.

1762
01:10:51,290 --> 01:10:52,812
I better text her.

1763
01:10:52,813 --> 01:10:54,162
- Wait, wait, wait.

1764
01:10:54,685 --> 01:10:55,902
I know a better way

1765
01:10:55,903 --> 01:10:57,688
you and I could show her
who's the real fool.

1766
01:10:58,515 --> 01:11:00,385
[Robin]: So, when can I see
your magic show?

1767
01:11:00,386 --> 01:11:02,344
[Merlin]: Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

1768
01:11:02,345 --> 01:11:04,084
So, this is actually
my week off.

1769
01:11:04,085 --> 01:11:06,173
But this trip isn't about me,

1770
01:11:06,174 --> 01:11:08,654
it's about you and
your bachelorette party.

1771
01:11:08,655 --> 01:11:11,004
- Not really. This trip
is about Blaze.

1772
01:11:11,005 --> 01:11:12,745
We came to see Blaze's
first comedy show.

1773
01:11:12,746 --> 01:11:15,792
He's been blowing up ever since
he announced our engagement.

1774
01:11:15,793 --> 01:11:17,054
- But are you, um...

1775
01:11:17,055 --> 01:11:18,448
Are you ready to marry him?

1776
01:11:20,145 --> 01:11:22,277
- I have to be.
[scoffs]

1777
01:11:22,278 --> 01:11:23,582
He made a deal

1778
01:11:23,583 --> 01:11:25,463
to livestream the wedding online
as a big event.

1779
01:11:25,933 --> 01:11:27,194
Blaze's dream wedding.

1780
01:11:27,195 --> 01:11:29,022
- Wait, you're livestreaming
your wedding?

1781
01:11:29,023 --> 01:11:30,328
- Yeah.

1782
01:11:30,329 --> 01:11:31,982
- That does not sound like
your dream wedding!

1783
01:11:31,983 --> 01:11:34,593
I pictured your wedding
as something smaller,

1784
01:11:34,594 --> 01:11:36,856
just people you know
and a little less planned.

1785
01:11:36,857 --> 01:11:38,990
More free, like you and...

1786
01:11:40,034 --> 01:11:42,385
- Damn, that does sound like me.

1787
01:11:42,950 --> 01:11:45,387
But the publicity helps him,
so it's all good.

1788
01:11:45,388 --> 01:11:48,304
I just wish he knew me
like you do, you know?

1789
01:11:48,826 --> 01:11:51,915
For the wedding, he wants me
to wear my hair straight.

1790
01:11:51,916 --> 01:11:54,265
But I don't know,
I'd rather go natural.

1791
01:11:54,266 --> 01:11:57,442
He's buying me a Chanel gown,
yeah.

1792
01:11:57,443 --> 01:12:00,533
But I prefer something simple.
He...

1793
01:12:01,969 --> 01:12:04,711
He literally wants trap music
for our first dance.

1794
01:12:05,364 --> 01:12:06,451
I mean, really?

1795
01:12:06,452 --> 01:12:08,497
- Why don't you just
tell him that?

1796
01:12:08,498 --> 01:12:09,760
Don't you want him to know?

1797
01:12:10,326 --> 01:12:13,066
- I want him to want to know.
You know?

1798
01:12:13,067 --> 01:12:16,766
Like I just try to be positive,
one day he will.

1799
01:12:16,767 --> 01:12:18,551
- How do you do that?

1800
01:12:19,204 --> 01:12:20,726
No, seriously,
ever since we were kids,

1801
01:12:20,727 --> 01:12:22,468
I ain't ever seen you mad.

1802
01:12:23,077 --> 01:12:24,340
- Why bother?

1803
01:12:24,992 --> 01:12:27,473
If I trust you,
I can't be mad at you.

1804
01:12:28,474 --> 01:12:32,042
And if I don't trust you,
why are we even together?

1805
01:12:32,043 --> 01:12:34,392
[soft music]

1806
01:12:34,393 --> 01:12:36,220
<i>[Verna]: But just as
Robin was wondering</i>

1807
01:12:36,221 --> 01:12:38,614
<i>if her fiancé
really had her back,</i>

1808
01:12:38,615 --> 01:12:41,661
<i>turns out it was Merlin
who needed to cover his ass.</i>

1809
01:12:43,010 --> 01:12:44,663
- There's my Robin.
- Hey, babe.

1810
01:12:44,664 --> 01:12:47,144
- I'm sorry about what happened
this morning. I just...

1811
01:12:47,145 --> 01:12:48,711
The thought of you being
with another man,

1812
01:12:48,712 --> 01:12:49,712
it just drives me crazy.

1813
01:12:49,713 --> 01:12:50,930
- Blaze, don't even trip, man,

1814
01:12:50,931 --> 01:12:52,323
we're just friends.
- Yeah, no, no,

1815
01:12:52,324 --> 01:12:53,846
I wasn't talking about you,
Melvin.

1816
01:12:53,847 --> 01:12:55,457
I was talking about someone
who could be competition.

1817
01:12:55,458 --> 01:13:01,027
But listen, my warm-up comic
dropped out of my show tomorrow,

1818
01:13:01,028 --> 01:13:02,378
and I need a new act.

1819
01:13:03,074 --> 01:13:04,640
- What?

1820
01:13:04,641 --> 01:13:06,206
- You want me to be...

1821
01:13:06,207 --> 01:13:07,470
Tomorrow, do my magic act?

1822
01:13:07,905 --> 01:13:10,602
- Yeah. You don't do
another act, do you?

1823
01:13:10,603 --> 01:13:12,691
- No, man, of course not!
- So, you're free?

1824
01:13:12,692 --> 01:13:15,781
- I'm all free, man, thank you!
- I appreciate you, bro.

1825
01:13:15,782 --> 01:13:18,262
I want to catch up with my girl,
but bring your A-game tomorrow.

1826
01:13:18,263 --> 01:13:19,524
- No problem, Mr. Blaze, sir.

1827
01:13:19,525 --> 01:13:20,569
I'll be there early, too.

1828
01:13:20,570 --> 01:13:22,092
- Congrats. Congrats, Merlin!

1829
01:13:22,093 --> 01:13:24,007
- Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah.

1830
01:13:24,008 --> 01:13:26,270
- Yo, can I get some of
this Bulleit bourbon, please?

1831
01:13:26,271 --> 01:13:27,577
Man!

1832
01:13:27,968 --> 01:13:29,447
Thank you.

1833
01:13:29,448 --> 01:13:30,667
Um!

1834
01:13:31,624 --> 01:13:33,931
[laughing]

1835
01:13:34,453 --> 01:13:36,976
- Okay, you heard Merlin.

1836
01:13:36,977 --> 01:13:38,282
This is a huge shot for him

1837
01:13:38,283 --> 01:13:40,197
that could lead to a lot
of really big things.

1838
01:13:40,198 --> 01:13:43,809
- And it could also be
the end of the Chips.

1839
01:13:43,810 --> 01:13:46,029
So, I say, fellas,
we go out there tonight,

1840
01:13:46,030 --> 01:13:48,074
perform like it's our last show.

1841
01:13:48,075 --> 01:13:49,641
- Hey, let's go out
with a bang, guys.

1842
01:13:49,642 --> 01:13:52,209
Bang, bang!
- Bang!

1843
01:13:52,210 --> 01:13:55,256
- Wait, guys, so...
Where's Luther at?

1844
01:13:56,083 --> 01:13:59,216
- Honestly, he wasn't too happy
when he heard

1845
01:13:59,217 --> 01:14:01,262
that the Chips might be
breaking up again.

1846
01:14:01,785 --> 01:14:03,699
- Oh, look, guys,
let's wrap this up,

1847
01:14:03,700 --> 01:14:06,179
because I got a private show
with a lady.

1848
01:14:06,180 --> 01:14:07,790
- Oh!
[laughing]

1849
01:14:07,791 --> 01:14:09,313
Okay, all right!

1850
01:14:09,314 --> 01:14:10,793
- Let me get the room, okay?

1851
01:14:10,794 --> 01:14:12,403
- All right, guess we better go.

1852
01:14:12,404 --> 01:14:15,275
Mr. X here a lot of time
to put on that spray tan.

1853
01:14:15,276 --> 01:14:16,842
[laughing]

1854
01:14:16,843 --> 01:14:19,628
- Nope, not anymore.
I threw all that stuff out.

1855
01:14:19,629 --> 01:14:22,544
From now on, I'm 100 % me.

1856
01:14:22,545 --> 01:14:25,198
- What about
stuffing your crotch?

1857
01:14:25,199 --> 01:14:26,330
- Okay, 95 %.

1858
01:14:26,331 --> 01:14:27,766
I've got to keep
the schlong, man.

1859
01:14:27,767 --> 01:14:29,507
Got to keep a big schlong,
you know?

1860
01:14:29,508 --> 01:14:30,552
- Get out of here, man!

1861
01:14:30,553 --> 01:14:32,554
- Dr. X!
- Yeah.

1862
01:14:32,555 --> 01:14:35,471
- Get them, kid. Oh, man!

1863
01:14:36,384 --> 01:14:38,909
[Des]: Put on something sexy,
a little...

1864
01:14:39,910 --> 01:14:41,345
thong-thong.

1865
01:14:41,346 --> 01:14:44,784
Wow, this should
be a good night.

1866
01:14:45,393 --> 01:14:50,137
We ought to dim these lights,
give it the right setting.

1867
01:14:51,399 --> 01:14:53,358
- Cookie Club!

1868
01:14:53,967 --> 01:14:55,881
- Going to miss the guys
being together.

1869
01:14:55,882 --> 01:14:58,144
- Cookie Club in pink.

1870
01:14:58,145 --> 01:14:59,668
Back at it again.

1871
01:14:59,669 --> 01:15:01,800
- Some things never change.
[laughing]

1872
01:15:01,801 --> 01:15:04,107
Know what'd be a good
color to put this in?

1873
01:15:04,108 --> 01:15:06,022
Black and blue.
- Black and blue?

1874
01:15:06,023 --> 01:15:07,806
Yeah, uh-huh.

1875
01:15:07,807 --> 01:15:09,460
What's up with that, huh?

1876
01:15:09,461 --> 01:15:11,114
You think I'm a bitch
or something?

1877
01:15:11,115 --> 01:15:13,943
You think I'm going to sit here
while you seduce my wife?

1878
01:15:13,944 --> 01:15:15,728
You think that's going
to happen, Playboy?

1879
01:15:16,120 --> 01:15:19,078
- First of all, I wasn't trying
to seduce your wife, okay?

1880
01:15:19,079 --> 01:15:22,386
I set up your solo

1881
01:15:22,387 --> 01:15:24,562
so she could see you dance.

1882
01:15:24,563 --> 01:15:28,000
She... loves you, okay?

1883
01:15:28,001 --> 01:15:29,916
[grunts]

1884
01:15:30,526 --> 01:15:32,397
[sighs]

1885
01:15:33,354 --> 01:15:35,182
Tired, ain't you?

1886
01:15:40,274 --> 01:15:43,407
I want you to share
the spirit that you have

1887
01:15:43,408 --> 01:15:45,714
with these other women
with your wife, man!

1888
01:15:45,715 --> 01:15:48,238
- When I was choking you...

1889
01:15:48,239 --> 01:15:49,153
did you feel anything?

1890
01:15:49,154 --> 01:15:50,458
- No.

1891
01:15:50,807 --> 01:15:51,807
Boop!

1892
01:15:52,156 --> 01:15:53,636
[soft music]

1893
01:15:56,813 --> 01:15:58,335
- Desmond, I came as you asked,

1894
01:15:58,336 --> 01:15:59,641
but I think you got
the wrong impression.

1895
01:15:59,642 --> 01:16:01,992
I love my husband
very, very much.

1896
01:16:03,210 --> 01:16:05,603
- And your husband loves you.

1897
01:16:05,604 --> 01:16:07,345
- Amos, what...

1898
01:16:08,955 --> 01:16:09,956
Do you work here?

1899
01:16:11,610 --> 01:16:12,655
- Yeah.

1900
01:16:13,786 --> 01:16:15,875
We've been helping Rita out
with the hotel.

1901
01:16:16,354 --> 01:16:18,050
But the truth is,

1902
01:16:18,051 --> 01:16:21,054
a part of me was gone
and I had to find it.

1903
01:16:22,447 --> 01:16:26,886
Look, now, I know you're upset,
but I needed an outlet.

1904
01:16:29,323 --> 01:16:30,586
Yeah.

1905
01:16:32,239 --> 01:16:33,458
I'm sorry.

1906
01:16:35,068 --> 01:16:37,374
- I'm not upset
at what you're doing!

1907
01:16:37,375 --> 01:16:39,507
I'm upset at who
you're doing it for.

1908
01:16:40,508 --> 01:16:41,814
It should be me.

1909
01:16:42,685 --> 01:16:44,425
- I didn't think
that's what you wanted.

1910
01:16:45,252 --> 01:16:47,514
You're a virtuous woman, Eve.

1911
01:16:47,515 --> 01:16:49,038
- I ain't a nun!

1912
01:16:49,039 --> 01:16:51,214
All you had to do was ask.

1913
01:16:51,215 --> 01:16:53,608
Whatever it is
you've been looking for,

1914
01:16:53,609 --> 01:16:55,611
you can share it with me!

1915
01:16:59,310 --> 01:17:00,616
- So...

1916
01:17:01,660 --> 01:17:03,140
what do we do now?

1917
01:17:05,621 --> 01:17:10,059
- I said,
"Share it with me, damn it!"

1918
01:17:10,060 --> 01:17:11,451
- Oh.
- Oh.

1919
01:17:11,452 --> 01:17:13,671
- I just happen
to have an opening.

1920
01:17:13,672 --> 01:17:15,673
[R&B music]

1921
01:17:15,674 --> 01:17:17,806
DJ, how about a little
something?

1922
01:17:17,807 --> 01:17:19,764
[DJ]: I got you, Slim!

1923
01:17:19,765 --> 01:17:21,288
- Oh...

1924
01:17:22,246 --> 01:17:23,551
Oh!

1925
01:17:24,596 --> 01:17:25,641
Come on!
[smacks butt]

1926
01:17:27,077 --> 01:17:28,121
Oh, oh!

1927
01:17:28,905 --> 01:17:30,079
Pray for me.

1928
01:17:30,080 --> 01:17:31,908
- That's a good thing you did,
Des.

1929
01:17:32,604 --> 01:17:34,519
- Yeah, I guess I'm just
a regular old saint.

1930
01:17:35,825 --> 01:17:38,087
- Good looking out for me, too.
I see you called my wife.

1931
01:17:38,088 --> 01:17:39,392
[cheers]

1932
01:17:39,393 --> 01:17:41,613
- Come on, give me
some big brown sugar!

1933
01:17:43,441 --> 01:17:45,224
- I didn't call your wife.

1934
01:17:45,225 --> 01:17:48,314
- Listen, it doesn't matter
who she came for.

1935
01:17:48,315 --> 01:17:51,230
All that matters is
who she's going home with.

1936
01:17:51,231 --> 01:17:54,408
Now, go out there and give her
a reason to want to go home.

1937
01:17:54,931 --> 01:17:56,888
- Easy for you guys to say,
you both got brown sugar!

1938
01:17:56,889 --> 01:18:00,240
- Come on, this brown sugar,
white sugar, it's just sugar!

1939
01:18:00,676 --> 01:18:02,242
[cheers]

1940
01:18:02,939 --> 01:18:04,897
- I'm about to put her
in a diabetic coma!

1941
01:18:05,985 --> 01:18:07,726
[cheers]

1942
01:18:08,771 --> 01:18:13,514
[DJ]: Ladies, I hope you all are
ready for some white chocolate!

1943
01:18:16,343 --> 01:18:18,258
[rock music]

1944
01:18:40,977 --> 01:18:44,371
Go, white boy, go,
white boy, go!

1945
01:18:47,157 --> 01:18:49,115
Guess whose credit score
just went up?

1946
01:18:50,334 --> 01:18:52,118
[cheers]

1947
01:19:07,960 --> 01:19:11,049
- Uh-uh, girls, put your money
back in your purses.

1948
01:19:11,050 --> 01:19:12,878
That there is my man!

1949
01:19:35,814 --> 01:19:39,034
- All right, all right,
all right.

1950
01:19:39,035 --> 01:19:42,820
Now a man with something big
in front of him.

1951
01:19:42,821 --> 01:19:44,343
[cheers]

1952
01:19:44,344 --> 01:19:47,086
No, not that.
I'm talking about his future.

1953
01:19:47,870 --> 01:19:51,133
Yes, coming to the stage for
his final performance

1954
01:19:51,134 --> 01:19:52,700
with the Chocolate Chips...

1955
01:19:53,049 --> 01:19:54,398
- Jesus!

1956
01:19:54,920 --> 01:19:56,965
- Mister...

1957
01:19:56,966 --> 01:19:58,749
Mr. Black Magic.

1958
01:19:58,750 --> 01:20:01,404
[upbeat music]

1959
01:20:01,405 --> 01:20:03,189
[cheers]

1960
01:20:09,848 --> 01:20:13,285
- Shake those jewels, baby,
the crown jewels!

1961
01:20:13,286 --> 01:20:15,245
Oh, God!

1962
01:20:36,266 --> 01:20:40,573
Go, Mr. Black Magic, go!
Go, Mr. Black Magic, go!

1963
01:20:40,574 --> 01:20:42,663
Go, Mr. Black Magic, go!

1964
01:20:46,885 --> 01:20:48,930
<i>[Verna]: So, as my baby gave
his last dance</i>

1965
01:20:48,931 --> 01:20:50,627
<i>with the Chocolate Chips,</i>

1966
01:20:50,628 --> 01:20:52,716
<i>it was clear that
he had finally learned</i>

1967
01:20:52,717 --> 01:20:54,632
<i>how to do things his way.</i>

1968
01:20:57,243 --> 01:20:59,984
<i>Like I've been telling him
all his life,</i>

1969
01:20:59,985 --> 01:21:02,900
<i>you have to decide if you are
going to go big or go home.</i>

1970
01:21:02,901 --> 01:21:04,468
- Shake 'em, shake 'em,
shake 'em!

1971
01:21:06,600 --> 01:21:09,167
<i>- And for Merlin,
there was only one choice.</i>

1972
01:21:09,168 --> 01:21:10,212
<i>[laughing]</i>

1973
01:21:10,213 --> 01:21:11,649
<i>Go big!</i>

1974
01:21:20,919 --> 01:21:22,486
[upbeat music]

1975
01:21:28,144 --> 01:21:29,797
[inaudible]

1976
01:21:33,323 --> 01:21:34,759
- Wow!

1977
01:21:36,761 --> 01:21:38,327
Haven't been this excited
for your show

1978
01:21:38,328 --> 01:21:39,371
since I was your assistant.

1979
01:21:39,372 --> 01:21:42,680
- Yo, me too! Man!

1980
01:21:43,811 --> 01:21:45,987
God, I just hope
I don't blow it.

1981
01:21:45,988 --> 01:21:47,684
- Now, Merlin, stop.

1982
01:21:47,685 --> 01:21:49,816
You know what I'm going to say.
- What?

1983
01:21:49,817 --> 01:21:51,558
- Clearly you can do this.

1984
01:21:52,995 --> 01:21:54,344
You believe me, don't you?

1985
01:21:56,346 --> 01:21:57,913
- I do.

1986
01:21:59,305 --> 01:22:01,002
- Oh my fucking...
Everything is so unprofessional.

1987
01:22:01,003 --> 01:22:03,569
You all, can I have the stage?
- Hey, babe.

1988
01:22:03,570 --> 01:22:05,789
- Babe, I do love you,
but I need y'all to leave.

1989
01:22:05,790 --> 01:22:06,964
- Okay.
- Okay.

1990
01:22:06,965 --> 01:22:08,705
- So that I can rehearse.
- See you.

1991
01:22:08,706 --> 01:22:10,054
- Okay, I'll catch you
later, babe.

1992
01:22:10,055 --> 01:22:11,969
- Blaze? Sorry, I know
you're kind of busy.

1993
01:22:11,970 --> 01:22:13,971
But I just wanted to say thank
you again

1994
01:22:13,972 --> 01:22:15,538
for looking out for me.
- Yeah.

1995
01:22:15,539 --> 01:22:17,975
- And I just wanted
to return the favor

1996
01:22:17,976 --> 01:22:19,977
by looking out for you,
so listen, okay.

1997
01:22:19,978 --> 01:22:22,371
So, about that wedding
you're planning.

1998
01:22:22,372 --> 01:22:24,025
Robin not feeling it.
- She told you that?

1999
01:22:24,026 --> 01:22:25,635
How do you know that?
- I just know her.

2000
01:22:25,636 --> 01:22:27,767
And she's not into all the hype,
you know what I mean?

2001
01:22:27,768 --> 01:22:30,292
Like, she's all about small
and...

2002
01:22:30,293 --> 01:22:31,858
- Small.
- Personal at her wedding.

2003
01:22:31,859 --> 01:22:34,035
And, dude, about the designer
gowns and all that stuff?

2004
01:22:34,036 --> 01:22:35,950
She's not really into it,
it don't really float her boat.

2005
01:22:35,951 --> 01:22:38,517
Go more like, cultural.
- Cultural.

2006
01:22:38,518 --> 01:22:40,345
- Cultural. I'm telling you,
it's the move, it's the move.

2007
01:22:40,346 --> 01:22:41,956
- That's the move. All right.

2008
01:22:41,957 --> 01:22:44,001
- And she really prefers
old school R&B over trap music.

2009
01:22:44,002 --> 01:22:46,351
- Yeah, good looking out.

2010
01:22:46,352 --> 01:22:47,963
Good looking out,
I'll keep that in mind.

2011
01:22:49,790 --> 01:22:51,053
[sighs]

2012
01:22:51,575 --> 01:22:53,706
<i>[Verna]: Finally,
my baby's big night.</i>

2013
01:22:53,707 --> 01:22:56,361
<i>I even flew my ass in
to see Merlin shine.</i>

2014
01:22:56,362 --> 01:22:58,363
<i>And he was ready
to leave stripper life,</i>

2015
01:22:58,364 --> 01:23:02,019
<i>but he still had another
big dick to deal with.</i>

2016
01:23:02,020 --> 01:23:03,499
- What's up, y'all?
You all know me.

2017
01:23:03,500 --> 01:23:05,676
You just got Blazed,
you know me.

2018
01:23:06,198 --> 01:23:07,808
- Blazed.
[scoffs]

2019
01:23:08,287 --> 01:23:10,897
- Welcome to Blaze's house,
y'all.

2020
01:23:10,898 --> 01:23:13,161
[cheers]

2021
01:23:13,162 --> 01:23:15,728
And when you're in my house,
it's all about fun, okay?

2022
01:23:15,729 --> 01:23:18,035
So, I have a special treat
for you tonight.

2023
01:23:18,036 --> 01:23:19,297
A special treat!

2024
01:23:19,298 --> 01:23:20,472
I want to introduce you

2025
01:23:20,473 --> 01:23:23,823
to start the show off
to my main man,

2026
01:23:23,824 --> 01:23:27,262
the Amazing Marlow!

2027
01:23:27,263 --> 01:23:29,046
Come out here, Marlow.

2028
01:23:29,047 --> 01:23:30,482
[applause]

2029
01:23:30,483 --> 01:23:34,922
- Did he just call him Marlow?
Internet jackass.

2030
01:23:36,272 --> 01:23:37,489
- His name is Merlin.

2031
01:23:37,490 --> 01:23:38,664
- Hey, what's up, everybody?

2032
01:23:38,665 --> 01:23:40,188
- That's my baby.
- Is this thing on?

2033
01:23:40,189 --> 01:23:44,061
Okay, so, it's actually
the Amazing Merlin.

2034
01:23:44,062 --> 01:23:46,977
I'm actually here
to perform the art

2035
01:23:46,978 --> 01:23:50,676
of presta-digitation!

2036
01:23:50,677 --> 01:23:53,288
- Hey, whoa, enough with
the big words, buddy, okay?

2037
01:23:53,289 --> 01:23:55,681
But you're here, yes?
- Yeah.

2038
01:23:55,682 --> 01:24:00,295
- Because you have
an impressive gift, yes?

2039
01:24:00,296 --> 01:24:02,732
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's quite impressive.

2040
01:24:02,733 --> 01:24:04,516
But let me just tell you
a little backstory.

2041
01:24:04,517 --> 01:24:06,692
It's always been a big part
of me since I was a kid

2042
01:24:06,693 --> 01:24:10,870
and it just kind of kept
growing as I got older.

2043
01:24:10,871 --> 01:24:12,785
- Wow, yeah, well,
yeah, yeah, that's crazy.

2044
01:24:12,786 --> 01:24:15,919
Well, I'm glad
that you hung in there.

2045
01:24:15,920 --> 01:24:17,660
- I've been hanging.

2046
01:24:17,661 --> 01:24:19,314
- Yeah, well, yeah, yeah,
'cause it's clear to see

2047
01:24:19,315 --> 01:24:22,360
that you are the total package.

2048
01:24:22,361 --> 01:24:24,362
- That shit ain't funny.
- Come on, man.

2049
01:24:24,363 --> 01:24:26,669
- You're like a natural.
Like me.

2050
01:24:26,670 --> 01:24:30,412
Like I consider myself like
the Michael Jordan of comedy.

2051
01:24:30,413 --> 01:24:32,414
Whereas with you, I feel like

2052
01:24:32,415 --> 01:24:35,373
you're more of a Magic Johnson!

2053
01:24:35,374 --> 01:24:36,592
[laughing]

2054
01:24:36,593 --> 01:24:39,116
- That's literally
what I've been saying.

2055
01:24:39,117 --> 01:24:41,858
I've been saying that
the whole time!

2056
01:24:41,859 --> 01:24:43,512
My mom been telling me that,
too!

2057
01:24:43,513 --> 01:24:45,296
- Your mom told you that?
Your mom told you that.

2058
01:24:45,297 --> 01:24:46,428
Well, look at the screens.

2059
01:24:46,429 --> 01:24:47,952
Like, what do the screens
tell you?

2060
01:24:48,735 --> 01:24:49,997
That's you, yeah?

2061
01:24:51,434 --> 01:24:54,697
That's you, that's you, right?
Yeah?

2062
01:24:54,698 --> 01:24:56,307
[sad music]

2063
01:24:56,308 --> 01:24:57,701
[crowd laughing]

2064
01:24:58,919 --> 01:25:00,703
- Oh my God.

2065
01:25:00,704 --> 01:25:02,445
- That's you, right?

2066
01:25:04,142 --> 01:25:06,579
It looks like you, so.

2067
01:25:13,064 --> 01:25:17,372
You just got Blazed!

2068
01:25:17,373 --> 01:25:19,331
[applause]

2069
01:25:21,290 --> 01:25:23,074
[laughing]

2070
01:25:24,510 --> 01:25:27,209
Did homie just trip
on his third leg?

2071
01:25:28,601 --> 01:25:30,646
Lady and gentleman,

2072
01:25:30,647 --> 01:25:33,911
it's time for us
to suit up. Come on!

2073
01:25:38,394 --> 01:25:39,569
- Merlin!

2074
01:25:42,615 --> 01:25:45,140
You spent that whole night
with me and didn't tell me?

2075
01:25:46,141 --> 01:25:47,533
I don't believe this!

2076
01:25:56,760 --> 01:25:59,415
- I think he just did that.
I know you're not laughing.

2077
01:25:59,806 --> 01:26:01,851
I know you're not laughing,
Mr. Narcos.

2078
01:26:01,852 --> 01:26:04,332
You know what? You're kind
of like a knockoff Narcos.

2079
01:26:04,333 --> 01:26:06,378
You probably put baking soda
in that shit?

2080
01:26:13,080 --> 01:26:14,212
[sighs]

2081
01:26:15,126 --> 01:26:16,953
<i>[Verna]: After seeing
that video,</i>

2082
01:26:16,954 --> 01:26:19,216
<i>I realized that my son
had a big secret</i>

2083
01:26:19,217 --> 01:26:21,436
<i>he was too afraid to tell me.</i>

2084
01:26:21,437 --> 01:26:24,221
<i>But it was hard for me
to be mad at him</i>

2085
01:26:24,222 --> 01:26:26,790
<i>since I kept a big secret
from him too.</i>

2086
01:26:27,312 --> 01:26:30,576
Merlin, you know I would
never judge you.

2087
01:26:31,708 --> 01:26:33,361
Why didn't you tell me?

2088
01:26:33,362 --> 01:26:35,146
- I was tired
of being a big joke.

2089
01:26:35,886 --> 01:26:37,322
I just wanted
to do things my way.

2090
01:26:37,757 --> 01:26:39,062
- But you did.

2091
01:26:39,063 --> 01:26:40,803
You came to Vegas,
you pursued your dreams...

2092
01:26:40,804 --> 01:26:43,197
- Mom, but it's still
just a dream.

2093
01:26:43,198 --> 01:26:44,807
Blaze exposed me in front
of everybody

2094
01:26:44,808 --> 01:26:46,983
like a kid
at a talent show and...

2095
01:26:46,984 --> 01:26:49,246
The point is;
I'm not a magician!

2096
01:26:49,247 --> 01:26:50,987
Okay, I'm...

2097
01:26:50,988 --> 01:26:52,118
It's just time to wake up.

2098
01:26:52,119 --> 01:26:53,685
- No, it's not!

2099
01:26:53,686 --> 01:26:56,340
You have to see it if you're
going to achieve it, baby.

2100
01:26:56,341 --> 01:26:57,733
Forget about him, he's a hater.

2101
01:26:57,734 --> 01:26:59,256
- Well, that's easy for you
to say.

2102
01:26:59,257 --> 01:27:01,258
I just lost the girl
and the job of my dreams.

2103
01:27:01,259 --> 01:27:02,651
I can't see nothing good
about it.

2104
01:27:02,652 --> 01:27:04,827
- Hey, kid, you need to get back
on that stage

2105
01:27:04,828 --> 01:27:06,437
before this fool crash and burn.

2106
01:27:06,438 --> 01:27:08,091
You can still save
this shit show!

2107
01:27:08,092 --> 01:27:10,224
- Wait, for real?
- Yeah, come on!

2108
01:27:10,225 --> 01:27:12,487
- Luther! Um!

2109
01:27:12,488 --> 01:27:14,837
Good to see you again, baby.

2110
01:27:14,838 --> 01:27:17,579
- Verna? God damn, that's you?

2111
01:27:17,580 --> 01:27:19,059
- How do y'all two know
each other?

2112
01:27:20,409 --> 01:27:24,455
- Well, the truth is me and
Luther used to get it in

2113
01:27:24,456 --> 01:27:26,762
back in the day until
he fucked it all up.

2114
01:27:26,763 --> 01:27:28,459
- Well, that's because
you ran out on me

2115
01:27:28,460 --> 01:27:30,766
when you caught me
with the waitress.

2116
01:27:30,767 --> 01:27:32,811
Look, Verna, you had the flu,
it was...

2117
01:27:32,812 --> 01:27:36,467
- It wasn't the flu, stupid,
it was morning sickness!

2118
01:27:36,468 --> 01:27:40,079
And don't try to blame me
for your cheating ass ways.

2119
01:27:40,080 --> 01:27:43,475
Merlin, I have something
I need to tell you.

2120
01:27:44,824 --> 01:27:47,043
That's your daddy.
- What?

2121
01:27:47,044 --> 01:27:50,046
- Now, I sent you to Rita so
that you could find yourself

2122
01:27:50,047 --> 01:27:53,136
and potentially find him,

2123
01:27:53,137 --> 01:27:55,007
and you guys could meet
on your own terms.

2124
01:27:55,008 --> 01:27:57,880
- This is your son?
This is your boy?

2125
01:27:57,881 --> 01:28:01,318
- That's our son.
Happy Father's Day.

2126
01:28:01,319 --> 01:28:03,320
[laughing]

2127
01:28:03,321 --> 01:28:05,367
- You funny, mom, that's...

2128
01:28:07,543 --> 01:28:09,326
You're being serious.
You're being serious?

2129
01:28:09,327 --> 01:28:11,676
- Yes. But we don't have time
to talk about this right now.

2130
01:28:11,677 --> 01:28:13,504
- We do have time for it!
What the hell?

2131
01:28:13,505 --> 01:28:15,027
Can I get a minute
to process this?

2132
01:28:15,028 --> 01:28:17,073
I mean, I've been with this man
for a whole month,

2133
01:28:17,074 --> 01:28:18,988
I don't even understand why...
- Merlin!

2134
01:28:18,989 --> 01:28:20,294
It's time for you to get
on stage

2135
01:28:20,295 --> 01:28:21,469
and live out your dream.

2136
01:28:21,470 --> 01:28:24,123
Now, go and do it your way.

2137
01:28:24,124 --> 01:28:25,387
You can cuss me out later.

2138
01:28:30,696 --> 01:28:32,697
- My way.
- Your way.

2139
01:28:32,698 --> 01:28:35,310
- Yeah, okay. Okay.

2140
01:28:36,702 --> 01:28:37,963
All right.

2141
01:28:37,964 --> 01:28:39,270
- And make that magic.

2142
01:28:42,360 --> 01:28:43,666
- Okay.

2143
01:28:45,276 --> 01:28:46,451
- That's my boy?

2144
01:28:47,670 --> 01:28:49,279
- That's your son.

2145
01:28:49,280 --> 01:28:51,195
Especially from the waist down.

2146
01:28:52,239 --> 01:28:53,370
[scoffs]

2147
01:28:53,371 --> 01:28:54,981
[booing]

2148
01:28:56,505 --> 01:28:58,506
- Give Drake his jacket back.

2149
01:28:58,507 --> 01:29:00,203
- Hey, hey, what's up?
- I know Drake!

2150
01:29:00,204 --> 01:29:01,987
- No, no, he doesn't know Drake,
it's fine.

2151
01:29:01,988 --> 01:29:04,294
Hey, I'm about to save the show.
I'm going to save the show.

2152
01:29:04,295 --> 01:29:06,296
Hey, what's up, guys?

2153
01:29:06,297 --> 01:29:08,559
I hope you remember me.
I'm the Amazing Merlin.

2154
01:29:08,560 --> 01:29:09,952
And I'm going to perform a trick

2155
01:29:09,953 --> 01:29:11,867
that I've never performed
in my entire life,

2156
01:29:11,868 --> 01:29:14,478
and Blaze here is
my little assistant, okay?

2157
01:29:14,479 --> 01:29:17,742
And basically, I'm going to
make him disappear! All right?

2158
01:29:17,743 --> 01:29:19,614
So, I actually need
your guys' help,

2159
01:29:19,615 --> 01:29:21,834
and on the count of three.

2160
01:29:22,487 --> 01:29:24,401
One...

2161
01:29:24,402 --> 01:29:26,229
two...

2162
01:29:26,230 --> 01:29:27,230
three.

2163
01:29:27,710 --> 01:29:29,885
[together]: Get the fuck out!

2164
01:29:29,886 --> 01:29:31,843
[applause]

2165
01:29:31,844 --> 01:29:32,976
- Man...

2166
01:29:34,281 --> 01:29:35,369
- Yeah!

2167
01:29:35,370 --> 01:29:36,806
[cheers]

2168
01:29:37,676 --> 01:29:40,809
- All right, so, now that
that's out the way,

2169
01:29:40,810 --> 01:29:42,724
I think it's time
to get some real magic.

2170
01:29:42,725 --> 01:29:44,508
What you all think?
You all think that's cool?

2171
01:29:44,509 --> 01:29:45,902
[cheers]

2172
01:29:46,642 --> 01:29:47,904
All right.

2173
01:29:49,209 --> 01:29:50,601
[applause]

2174
01:29:50,602 --> 01:29:52,473
<i>[Verna]: And just like that,
my baby performed</i>

2175
01:29:52,474 --> 01:29:54,389
<i>his first Vegas magic show.</i>

2176
01:29:54,824 --> 01:29:57,478
<i>Meanwhile, outside,
Blaze was about to get clowned.</i>

2177
01:29:57,479 --> 01:29:59,044
- Boim!

2178
01:29:59,045 --> 01:30:00,089
[circus music]

2179
01:30:00,090 --> 01:30:01,352
Boim!

2180
01:30:02,135 --> 01:30:02,919
Boink!

2181
01:30:02,920 --> 01:30:04,137
[laughing]

2182
01:30:05,704 --> 01:30:07,313
- Hey, look, guys,
I don't do free handouts.

2183
01:30:07,314 --> 01:30:10,666
- We don't want your money.
We just saw your act.

2184
01:30:11,188 --> 01:30:13,189
Let me tell you, it sucked.

2185
01:30:13,190 --> 01:30:16,018
I just wanted to come out here
and give you a joke.

2186
01:30:16,019 --> 01:30:21,111
What did the bowling pin
say to the balls?

2187
01:30:21,590 --> 01:30:22,851
- I don't... I don't know.

2188
01:30:22,852 --> 01:30:24,984
- Welcome to the club!

2189
01:30:26,551 --> 01:30:28,117
That's clown life, baby!

2190
01:30:28,118 --> 01:30:29,989
[upbeat music]

2191
01:30:31,426 --> 01:30:32,992
[applause]

2192
01:30:40,173 --> 01:30:42,828
<i>[Verna]: I'm telling you,
my baby was a star.</i>

2193
01:30:44,003 --> 01:30:46,178
<i>It was a night
he always dreamed of.</i>

2194
01:30:46,179 --> 01:30:48,267
<i>Everybody was feeling the love!</i>

2195
01:30:48,268 --> 01:30:50,140
[soft music]

2196
01:30:52,403 --> 01:30:54,579
<i>Well, everybody except Merlin.</i>

2197
01:30:55,362 --> 01:30:58,190
<i>Because even though
he killed it onstage,</i>

2198
01:30:58,191 --> 01:31:00,279
<i>he had lost Robin</i>

2199
01:31:00,280 --> 01:31:02,194
<i>and found out who his dad
really was</i>

2200
01:31:02,195 --> 01:31:03,501
<i>all in one night.</i>

2201
01:31:05,503 --> 01:31:07,679
<i>So, the whole thing
was kind of bittersweet.</i>

2202
01:31:10,290 --> 01:31:13,902
<i>And so, by the next morning,
he was just...</i>

2203
01:31:13,903 --> 01:31:14,903
<i>bitter!</i>

2204
01:31:17,602 --> 01:31:19,561
[groans]

2205
01:31:22,520 --> 01:31:24,521
- Let me guess;
it's for your migraines?

2206
01:31:24,522 --> 01:31:26,610
- No, I'm getting high.

2207
01:31:26,611 --> 01:31:29,308
I invited the guys here
to celebrate.

2208
01:31:29,309 --> 01:31:30,832
I'm selling the hotel.

2209
01:31:30,833 --> 01:31:33,574
When my buyer saw us packing in
that house,

2210
01:31:33,575 --> 01:31:35,184
they stopped lowballing me.

2211
01:31:35,185 --> 01:31:37,316
I'm going to be
a rich old bitch!

2212
01:31:37,317 --> 01:31:38,840
[laughing]

2213
01:31:38,841 --> 01:31:40,624
- That's good, Miss Rita.
That's real good.

2214
01:31:40,625 --> 01:31:43,018
I'm glad reviving the Chips
worked out for you,

2215
01:31:43,019 --> 01:31:45,934
because it sure came back
to bite me in my ass.

2216
01:31:45,935 --> 01:31:49,241
- Yeah, I heard what happened.
I'm sorry.

2217
01:31:49,242 --> 01:31:52,985
But I heard your magic show
kicked ass.

2218
01:31:53,420 --> 01:31:55,640
I also heard about
your little family reunion.

2219
01:31:56,293 --> 01:31:57,902
You better go talk to Luther.

2220
01:31:57,903 --> 01:32:00,209
You've been around him enough
to know that he's a good man.

2221
01:32:00,210 --> 01:32:01,864
- Yeah, he is.

2222
01:32:03,735 --> 01:32:06,172
- Everyone deserves
a second chance.

2223
01:32:06,651 --> 01:32:08,610
[soft music]

2224
01:32:14,790 --> 01:32:16,661
[phone ringing]

2225
01:32:20,926 --> 01:32:23,319
<i>[Verna]: Hey, baby,
we need to talk.</i>

2226
01:32:23,320 --> 01:32:25,190
<i>I know you're hurting,
so don't shut me out.</i>

2227
01:32:25,191 --> 01:32:26,584
<i>Okay, look...</i>

2228
01:32:26,976 --> 01:32:28,630
- Don't take it out
on your momma, Son.

2229
01:32:29,021 --> 01:32:30,544
- Oh, so, what, it's Son now?

2230
01:32:30,545 --> 01:32:32,372
- Okay, whatever
you want it to be, kid.

2231
01:32:33,330 --> 01:32:36,638
Listen, I'm just saying don't
take it out on Verna, all right?

2232
01:32:37,639 --> 01:32:39,596
I was wild when
we started dancing.

2233
01:32:39,597 --> 01:32:42,425
The Chips started blowing
up and blew up quick!

2234
01:32:42,426 --> 01:32:45,602
I mean, temptation
was everywhere.

2235
01:32:45,603 --> 01:32:47,257
And I fell all in it.

2236
01:32:49,172 --> 01:32:52,566
Your momma, she was, you know...
She got hurt and so she left me,

2237
01:32:52,567 --> 01:32:54,917
took off to LA
I wanted to find her.

2238
01:32:55,526 --> 01:32:58,310
I wanted to say, you know,
"Verna, give me another chance."

2239
01:32:58,311 --> 01:32:59,573
[scoffs]
- Yeah, sure you did.

2240
01:32:59,574 --> 01:33:01,270
- Oh, if I'm lying, I'm dying.

2241
01:33:01,271 --> 01:33:02,706
Lookie here.

2242
01:33:02,707 --> 01:33:04,013
I even got her a proper ring.

2243
01:33:05,101 --> 01:33:06,841
She deserved it,

2244
01:33:06,842 --> 01:33:09,800
and I wanted to make up
for my past mistakes.

2245
01:33:09,801 --> 01:33:12,674
You know, I wrecked
my car and my leg, and...

2246
01:33:13,936 --> 01:33:15,415
it took a lot out of me.

2247
01:33:16,242 --> 01:33:18,462
I mean, I was young and dumb.

2248
01:33:19,942 --> 01:33:21,769
- Well, age ain't made you
no smarter.

2249
01:33:21,770 --> 01:33:23,509
[scoffs]

2250
01:33:23,510 --> 01:33:26,643
- Okay, I'll take that.
I'll take that.

2251
01:33:26,644 --> 01:33:29,734
But who's being
the dumb one now?

2252
01:33:30,605 --> 01:33:32,040
Hm?

2253
01:33:32,041 --> 01:33:35,392
I know what a mistake it is
to lose the right woman.

2254
01:33:36,132 --> 01:33:38,655
I just don't want that
to happen to you.

2255
01:33:38,656 --> 01:33:41,224
- So, you think I should chase
after Robin?

2256
01:33:41,659 --> 01:33:43,443
- Well, she ain't chasing
after you.

2257
01:33:44,009 --> 01:33:46,315
<i>[Rita]: Merlin, there's a girl
in the Cookie Club</i>

2258
01:33:46,316 --> 01:33:47,622
<i>here for you.</i>

2259
01:33:48,666 --> 01:33:52,278
- Don't be so sure
about that, Pops.

2260
01:33:54,933 --> 01:33:56,847
Hey, hey, hey, guys.

2261
01:33:56,848 --> 01:33:58,283
Uh, what's up?

2262
01:33:58,284 --> 01:34:00,111
Is there like a girl here
or something, for me?

2263
01:34:00,112 --> 01:34:01,460
- Yep, right there.

2264
01:34:01,461 --> 01:34:02,637
[clears throat]

2265
01:34:05,727 --> 01:34:07,858
- Hi, Merlin.
- Hey, Gia.

2266
01:34:07,859 --> 01:34:09,860
- Look, I don't have
a lot of time,

2267
01:34:09,861 --> 01:34:13,473
but I wanted to say I'm sorry
about last night.

2268
01:34:14,605 --> 01:34:15,779
I took the video,

2269
01:34:15,780 --> 01:34:18,261
but I didn't know
what he was up to.

2270
01:34:18,740 --> 01:34:21,698
You seem really nice,
and I know you care about Robin,

2271
01:34:21,699 --> 01:34:25,659
so I felt like
you should know...

2272
01:34:25,660 --> 01:34:26,922
they're getting married today.

2273
01:34:28,358 --> 01:34:30,533
Seems Blaze got it in his head

2274
01:34:30,534 --> 01:34:32,578
to surprise her
with some resort wedding

2275
01:34:32,579 --> 01:34:33,711
away from the strip.

2276
01:34:34,973 --> 01:34:37,497
Unless someone wants
to speak up.

2277
01:34:38,760 --> 01:34:40,282
- So, what you going to do,
Mr. Magic?

2278
01:34:40,283 --> 01:34:42,023
What you going to do?
- I don't know, Luther,

2279
01:34:42,024 --> 01:34:43,198
I can't stop a wedding
by myself.

2280
01:34:43,199 --> 01:34:44,156
- Can't, can't, boy!

2281
01:34:44,157 --> 01:34:45,417
I told you about
that word can't!

2282
01:34:45,418 --> 01:34:46,418
There's no such thing.

2283
01:34:46,419 --> 01:34:48,377
- And you're not by yourself.

2284
01:34:48,378 --> 01:34:50,553
Your brothers got your back.
Boop!

2285
01:34:50,554 --> 01:34:51,728
- All right, well, thanks, guys,

2286
01:34:51,729 --> 01:34:52,947
but it's not like
we got invited.

2287
01:34:52,948 --> 01:34:54,775
How are we going to get them
to let us in?

2288
01:34:54,776 --> 01:34:58,300
- I wonder;
have they hired a pastor yet?

2289
01:34:58,301 --> 01:34:59,736
- Yeah, it wasn't hard in Vegas.

2290
01:34:59,737 --> 01:35:01,390
I'm about to confirm one
for Blaze now.

2291
01:35:01,391 --> 01:35:04,828
- Ah, ah, ah, baby girl!
You just found one!

2292
01:35:04,829 --> 01:35:06,569
- And a security team,

2293
01:35:06,570 --> 01:35:08,876
like we used to do
for Luther's old routine.

2294
01:35:08,877 --> 01:35:11,226
- But only if Mr. Big is in.

2295
01:35:11,227 --> 01:35:13,663
How about it?
Ready to get back on your feet?

2296
01:35:13,664 --> 01:35:15,796
- Huh? Well, it has been a long
time

2297
01:35:15,797 --> 01:35:17,580
since I've been out the game,
so...

2298
01:35:17,581 --> 01:35:20,279
Hell yeah, I'm in!
Let's go do what we do.

2299
01:35:24,501 --> 01:35:26,197
- Please just put that away,
okay?

2300
01:35:26,198 --> 01:35:28,112
I'm only coming to whatever
this surprise is

2301
01:35:28,113 --> 01:35:31,115
because I feel bad you got
jumped by a motorcycle gang.

2302
01:35:31,116 --> 01:35:33,030
I'm still mad at you for
what you did to Merlin.

2303
01:35:33,031 --> 01:35:34,772
<i>- Hey, it wasn't me who
lied to you, okay?</i>

2304
01:35:35,773 --> 01:35:37,382
<i>Now, trust me,
you're going to love this!</i>

2305
01:35:37,383 --> 01:35:40,081
Get in. After you. After you,
my love, come on.

2306
01:35:40,082 --> 01:35:41,692
<i>She's going to love this.</i>

2307
01:35:42,214 --> 01:35:43,259
It's going to be great!

2308
01:35:44,129 --> 01:35:45,782
[cheers]

2309
01:35:45,783 --> 01:35:48,219
[Merlin]: Mom, hey, hey, mom.
<i>[Verna]: You okay, baby?</i>

2310
01:35:48,220 --> 01:35:49,568
I'm riding back to the airport,

2311
01:35:49,569 --> 01:35:51,135
but I can turn around
if you need me to.

2312
01:35:51,136 --> 01:35:52,746
- No, it's fine. And you know,

2313
01:35:52,747 --> 01:35:54,225
I can't even really talk
about that right now.

2314
01:35:54,226 --> 01:35:55,923
The guys are waiting
for me outside.

2315
01:35:55,924 --> 01:35:57,751
<i>But Robin is getting
married today...</i>

2316
01:35:57,752 --> 01:36:02,147
and look, I'm thinking about
trying to stop it.

2317
01:36:02,582 --> 01:36:03,887
- What the hell, Merlin?

2318
01:36:03,888 --> 01:36:06,238
- Yeah, I know it sounds crazy,
right? I know.

2319
01:36:07,022 --> 01:36:09,024
- Ain't nothing crazy
about love.

2320
01:36:09,502 --> 01:36:11,808
Hell, I've been feeling
a little crazy

2321
01:36:11,809 --> 01:36:13,680
after seeing Luther last night.

2322
01:36:14,072 --> 01:36:16,639
<i>We all need a little
crazy sometimes.</i>

2323
01:36:16,640 --> 01:36:18,555
Go get your girl.

2324
01:36:19,295 --> 01:36:22,124
- I will. Yeah, I will.
I will, mom.

2325
01:36:22,777 --> 01:36:24,779
I love you.
I love you, thank you.

2326
01:36:27,172 --> 01:36:28,216
- Uh...
[clears throat]

2327
01:36:28,217 --> 01:36:30,392
Driver.
Can you pull over

2328
01:36:30,393 --> 01:36:31,828
so I can change clothes?

2329
01:36:31,829 --> 01:36:32,960
Close your eyes, though.

2330
01:36:32,961 --> 01:36:34,439
You know what?

2331
01:36:34,440 --> 01:36:35,920
You ain't got
to close your eyes.

2332
01:36:38,096 --> 01:36:40,097
<i>So, Merlin texts me the address</i>

2333
01:36:40,098 --> 01:36:42,360
<i>and then got ready
to go get his girl back</i>

2334
01:36:42,361 --> 01:36:45,059
<i>while Blaze had other plans.</i>

2335
01:36:45,060 --> 01:36:46,712
<i>But just like
I been telling y'all,</i>

2336
01:36:46,713 --> 01:36:48,845
<i>plans don't always come true.</i>

2337
01:36:48,846 --> 01:36:51,848
<i>Because it was about to pop off!</i>

2338
01:36:51,849 --> 01:36:53,807
- Oh my God!
- Mm-hmm!

2339
01:36:53,808 --> 01:36:57,288
- Blaze, what is this?
- Yep. Surprise.

2340
01:36:57,289 --> 01:36:58,987
It's your dream wedding,
girl, right?

2341
01:36:59,988 --> 01:37:01,466
- Oh my God!

2342
01:37:01,467 --> 01:37:03,512
- This is a little more you,
you know what I mean?

2343
01:37:03,513 --> 01:37:05,122
- Yeah.
- It's, like, intimate.

2344
01:37:05,123 --> 01:37:08,299
I even had a gown
made by a local designer

2345
01:37:08,300 --> 01:37:10,867
because I wanted to match
your spiritualness...

2346
01:37:10,868 --> 01:37:12,608
- Oh my God!
- And your natural beauty.

2347
01:37:12,609 --> 01:37:14,697
Yeah. Yeah.
- Yeah, it's...

2348
01:37:14,698 --> 01:37:17,135
It's the most beautiful thing
I've ever seen.

2349
01:37:17,701 --> 01:37:19,006
- Surprise.

2350
01:37:19,007 --> 01:37:20,746
- Blaze, I never knew
you knew me this well.

2351
01:37:20,747 --> 01:37:22,836
- Oh, I know you.
Hell, yeah.

2352
01:37:22,837 --> 01:37:24,402
Now all you gotta do
is get dressed,

2353
01:37:24,403 --> 01:37:26,230
and walk down that aisle

2354
01:37:26,231 --> 01:37:27,753
and say those two magic words.

2355
01:37:27,754 --> 01:37:29,799
There's the dress. Look at that.

2356
01:37:29,800 --> 01:37:32,889
- Gia! What are you doing here?
I am absolutely shocked!

2357
01:37:32,890 --> 01:37:34,369
- I need to take
a picture of that.

2358
01:37:34,370 --> 01:37:35,761
- This is beautiful!

2359
01:37:35,762 --> 01:37:37,502
- Oh, girl, you ain't seen
nothing yet.

2360
01:37:37,503 --> 01:37:38,721
Let's go, come on.

2361
01:37:38,722 --> 01:37:40,288
- Where are we going?
- To go get ready.

2362
01:37:40,289 --> 01:37:41,550
- I'm going to see
you later, baby.

2363
01:37:41,551 --> 01:37:42,638
- Bye, babe!
- Yeah.

2364
01:37:42,639 --> 01:37:43,553
- Where are we going?

2365
01:37:43,554 --> 01:37:44,640
- Hey! Where's my suit at?

2366
01:37:44,641 --> 01:37:45,859
- You sure I look good?

2367
01:37:45,860 --> 01:37:47,774
This look good?
- You look great.

2368
01:37:51,474 --> 01:37:52,867
- Okay, um...

2369
01:37:54,607 --> 01:37:56,217
I'm going to need some
time alone with Robin,

2370
01:37:56,218 --> 01:37:58,175
but I can't get to her
with Blaze around.

2371
01:37:58,176 --> 01:38:00,177
So, look, I'm going
to need a distraction.

2372
01:38:00,178 --> 01:38:02,571
- Listen, boy, the one thing the
Chips know how to do

2373
01:38:02,572 --> 01:38:04,268
is distract people.

2374
01:38:04,269 --> 01:38:06,488
- Hell yeah, let's do it!
Look at us!

2375
01:38:06,489 --> 01:38:08,751
We got on Luther's old outfits.

2376
01:38:08,752 --> 01:38:10,406
And Luther's old music.

2377
01:38:12,538 --> 01:38:14,671
- Yeah, but do we get
the old Luther?

2378
01:38:15,498 --> 01:38:18,108
- Hell, yeah.
It's showtime, fellas.

2379
01:38:18,109 --> 01:38:19,893
[laughing]

2380
01:38:19,894 --> 01:38:21,504
- Luther's back!

2381
01:38:23,985 --> 01:38:26,203
- Let them through,
please, okay?

2382
01:38:26,204 --> 01:38:28,989
This is the Pastor and
the groom's personal security.

2383
01:38:28,990 --> 01:38:30,468
Blaze is expecting them.

2384
01:38:30,469 --> 01:38:32,383
That's all you have to say.
All right, let's go.

2385
01:38:32,384 --> 01:38:34,909
[upbeat music]

2386
01:38:36,171 --> 01:38:37,476
- Thank you.

2387
01:38:38,608 --> 01:38:40,175
- We back.
- We back.

2388
01:38:45,484 --> 01:38:47,094
- You can do this, Robin.

2389
01:38:47,095 --> 01:38:49,445
All you have to do is say
those two magic words.

2390
01:38:50,968 --> 01:38:53,665
- It's only magic if it's true.

2391
01:38:53,666 --> 01:38:55,276
[soft music]

2392
01:38:55,277 --> 01:38:57,452
- Merlin?
What are you doing here?

2393
01:38:57,453 --> 01:38:59,671
- Look, I'm stopping you
from marrying the wrong guy.

2394
01:38:59,672 --> 01:39:01,238
You're about to make
a big mistake, Robin.

2395
01:39:01,239 --> 01:39:04,285
- No, the only mistake I made
was believing you.

2396
01:39:04,286 --> 01:39:05,808
Here I was doubting Blaze,

2397
01:39:05,809 --> 01:39:07,810
but it turns out it's you
I can't trust.

2398
01:39:07,811 --> 01:39:09,246
- You can't trust me?

2399
01:39:09,247 --> 01:39:11,509
- Meanwhile, Blaze knew me
better all along.

2400
01:39:11,510 --> 01:39:12,729
I mean, look at this wedding.

2401
01:39:13,556 --> 01:39:15,166
- No, he didn't.

2402
01:39:18,561 --> 01:39:21,780
- Where were you,
and why are you so hot?

2403
01:39:21,781 --> 01:39:24,348
- I'm cool, I'm cool!
Super cool.

2404
01:39:24,349 --> 01:39:25,828
Yeah, but it's about
to get hotter.

2405
01:39:25,829 --> 01:39:27,090
- Well, hello. Hello.

2406
01:39:27,091 --> 01:39:28,178
[laughing]

2407
01:39:28,179 --> 01:39:30,703
Hey, now. Hey, people.

2408
01:39:31,704 --> 01:39:32,922
- Who's this guy?

2409
01:39:32,923 --> 01:39:35,925
- Hold up. Hello, hello.

2410
01:39:35,926 --> 01:39:37,709
- He's the pastor.
- This the person you hired?

2411
01:39:37,710 --> 01:39:39,510
- Yes, yeah, no, trust me,
he's huge in Vegas.

2412
01:39:39,974 --> 01:39:42,454
- Hello! Girl...

2413
01:39:43,803 --> 01:39:45,935
- He does not look
like a Pastor.

2414
01:39:45,936 --> 01:39:47,981
- Yeah, hey.

2415
01:39:47,982 --> 01:39:50,505
Good people, we came together
today so that we can join

2416
01:39:50,506 --> 01:39:52,943
two people who are destined
to be together.

2417
01:39:53,509 --> 01:39:56,946
That's a love
that cannot be denied.

2418
01:39:56,947 --> 01:39:58,339
[laughing]

2419
01:39:58,340 --> 01:40:00,123
It's a beautiful thing,
it's a special thing.

2420
01:40:00,124 --> 01:40:01,646
It's a special day.

2421
01:40:01,647 --> 01:40:03,953
It's a special day for me,
it's a special day for her.

2422
01:40:03,954 --> 01:40:05,476
It's a special day for him.

2423
01:40:05,477 --> 01:40:07,610
[laughing]
It's a special day for you!

2424
01:40:08,872 --> 01:40:10,003
It's a special day for humans!

2425
01:40:10,004 --> 01:40:11,700
- Amen!
- Amen!

2426
01:40:11,701 --> 01:40:13,442
[applause]
- Yeah!

2427
01:40:14,269 --> 01:40:16,618
Yeah, because, you know,
make no mistake about it.

2428
01:40:16,619 --> 01:40:19,099
I done made some big mistakes,
let me tell you.

2429
01:40:19,100 --> 01:40:21,492
Let me tell you,
I lost the woman

2430
01:40:21,493 --> 01:40:23,017
that I cared for the most.

2431
01:40:23,887 --> 01:40:25,061
It's terrible when
you make a mistake

2432
01:40:25,062 --> 01:40:26,280
and you lose your soulmate.

2433
01:40:26,281 --> 01:40:29,239
If you got somebody
that you love,

2434
01:40:29,240 --> 01:40:30,850
hold on to them tight!

2435
01:40:31,938 --> 01:40:33,288
Tight!

2436
01:40:33,940 --> 01:40:36,552
You understand me?
Make sure you...

2437
01:40:37,727 --> 01:40:40,034
Make sure you find somebody
that got your back.

2438
01:40:40,773 --> 01:40:41,992
Yeah.

2439
01:40:42,514 --> 01:40:44,689
Because when the chips are down,

2440
01:40:44,690 --> 01:40:46,256
the Chips are never out.

2441
01:40:46,257 --> 01:40:48,084
So, listen here, good people.

2442
01:40:48,085 --> 01:40:49,825
When you find somebody,

2443
01:40:49,826 --> 01:40:52,741
and if you're lucky enough
to find somebody that loves you,

2444
01:40:52,742 --> 01:40:55,049
you better jump on it!

2445
01:40:55,658 --> 01:40:56,962
Jump on it!

2446
01:40:56,963 --> 01:40:58,139
[upbeat music]

2447
01:41:10,847 --> 01:41:12,891
- I told him everything,
I told him what you like!

2448
01:41:12,892 --> 01:41:14,937
This is me. This wedding is me.

2449
01:41:14,938 --> 01:41:16,417
- Wait...

2450
01:41:16,418 --> 01:41:17,505
Wait, wait, wait.
So, you're saying

2451
01:41:17,506 --> 01:41:19,376
all of this was your idea?
- Yes.

2452
01:41:19,377 --> 01:41:21,117
- You told Blaze for me.
- Yes, Robin!

2453
01:41:21,118 --> 01:41:22,553
- So, who am I supposed
to marry, you?

2454
01:41:22,554 --> 01:41:23,990
- Yeah.

2455
01:41:26,428 --> 01:41:29,386
- It's not a damn TV show.
You got to go!

2456
01:41:29,387 --> 01:41:31,127
- So, I'm the bad guy now?

2457
01:41:31,128 --> 01:41:33,912
- How can I believe
anything you say anymore?

2458
01:41:33,913 --> 01:41:35,740
I'm done, like,
I'm done with this. No, don't.

2459
01:41:35,741 --> 01:41:37,787
- Robin, come on.

2460
01:41:39,745 --> 01:41:40,877
Robin.

2461
01:41:41,747 --> 01:41:44,054
[upbeat music]

2462
01:41:45,534 --> 01:41:47,101
[cheers]

2463
01:41:50,016 --> 01:41:51,887
- Can you stop?
Can you all stop?

2464
01:41:51,888 --> 01:41:53,498
Can you all stop?
Can you stop this?

2465
01:41:55,457 --> 01:41:57,327
- Come on, Robin,
let me just talk to you!

2466
01:41:57,328 --> 01:41:58,634
- Son of a bitch!

2467
01:41:59,896 --> 01:42:00,984
[sighs]

2468
01:42:07,773 --> 01:42:09,818
- I don't even mean it
like that!

2469
01:42:09,819 --> 01:42:11,472
Well, I did mean it
like that, but just...

2470
01:42:11,473 --> 01:42:13,039
- Robin!
- Hey, hey, hey!

2471
01:42:13,649 --> 01:42:15,867
Hey, Frank, film this.

2472
01:42:15,868 --> 01:42:17,521
I'm about to kick
this motherfucker's ass.

2473
01:42:17,522 --> 01:42:19,262
Get me in the shot, come on.

2474
01:42:19,263 --> 01:42:20,568
I'm going to kick
this motherfucker's ass

2475
01:42:20,569 --> 01:42:21,569
for crashing my wedding!

2476
01:42:21,570 --> 01:42:23,311
[upbeat music]

2477
01:42:33,190 --> 01:42:35,713
- You know how it is.
You remember?

2478
01:42:35,714 --> 01:42:36,976
[breathes shakily]

2479
01:42:37,716 --> 01:42:39,153
[laughing]

2480
01:42:39,805 --> 01:42:41,590
I got you smiling again.

2481
01:42:43,069 --> 01:42:45,114
- Why don't you tell her
who told you what she wanted?

2482
01:42:45,115 --> 01:42:47,203
- Man, shut, man, shut up.
Get this. Shut up, okay?

2483
01:42:47,204 --> 01:42:49,292
No one's going to believe you,
because he's a clown, okay?

2484
01:42:49,293 --> 01:42:52,252
- I'm a clown. Who gives...
Yo, I'm a stripper, too.

2485
01:42:52,253 --> 01:42:53,731
Hell, I'm even a liar!

2486
01:42:53,732 --> 01:42:55,820
But you know what I'm not?
I'm not a fake!

2487
01:42:55,821 --> 01:42:58,214
You don't love her like I do.
- I'm the one she's marrying.

2488
01:42:58,215 --> 01:43:00,608
- Boy, you got these cameras
going all the time.

2489
01:43:00,609 --> 01:43:01,652
It's all just one big act!

2490
01:43:01,653 --> 01:43:03,393
- You about to hear my vows,
bro.

2491
01:43:03,394 --> 01:43:05,830
- Wedding vows? Let me tell you
the wedding vows that I wrote.

2492
01:43:05,831 --> 01:43:09,051
"Do you, Robin,
take me, Merlin...

2493
01:43:09,052 --> 01:43:10,880
<i>to be my first kiss?</i>

2494
01:43:11,663 --> 01:43:15,318
<i>To make magic with me,
to watch old tv shows together?</i>

2495
01:43:15,319 --> 01:43:17,799
<i>To always make each other laugh,</i>

2496
01:43:17,800 --> 01:43:19,758
<i>to always have
each other's backs?"</i>

2497
01:43:20,803 --> 01:43:23,370
See, because she is my Whitley.

2498
01:43:23,371 --> 01:43:24,501
And I'm in love with her.

2499
01:43:24,502 --> 01:43:26,156
- I'm in love with you, too,
Merlin!

2500
01:43:26,678 --> 01:43:27,809
[Blaze]: Wait,
what did she just say?

2501
01:43:27,810 --> 01:43:28,985
[soft music]

2502
01:43:30,639 --> 01:43:32,727
- Merlin.
- Did you mean it?

2503
01:43:32,728 --> 01:43:34,208
- Of course.

2504
01:43:38,124 --> 01:43:42,215
I love you, Merlin, so much.
- Yeah, I know.

2505
01:43:42,216 --> 01:43:43,738
And unlike him...

2506
01:43:43,739 --> 01:43:45,740
- I was going to Blaze her
ass at the altar, anyway.

2507
01:43:45,741 --> 01:43:48,700
- I know you.

2508
01:43:52,791 --> 01:43:54,402
You know?

2509
01:44:03,237 --> 01:44:06,761
Will Robin marry Merlin?

2510
01:44:06,762 --> 01:44:08,719
[gasps]

2511
01:44:08,720 --> 01:44:10,635
- I mean, is this what
you want, Merlin?

2512
01:44:11,549 --> 01:44:13,203
- I want a different world.

2513
01:44:14,378 --> 01:44:15,640
Do you?

2514
01:44:16,075 --> 01:44:17,251
- I do.

2515
01:44:18,687 --> 01:44:21,080
- Wow, those words
really are magic.

2516
01:44:22,734 --> 01:44:25,083
- Well, then...

2517
01:44:25,084 --> 01:44:29,132
I now pronounce you
husband and wife.

2518
01:44:30,220 --> 01:44:31,525
You may kiss the bride.

2519
01:44:31,526 --> 01:44:33,397
[applause]

2520
01:44:34,964 --> 01:44:36,966
[upbeat music]

2521
01:44:38,707 --> 01:44:41,012
<i>[Verna]: See, just like
when I get a massage,</i>

2522
01:44:41,013 --> 01:44:43,319
<i>my tale had a happy ending.</i>

2523
01:44:43,320 --> 01:44:44,799
<i>Merlin got his girl,</i>

2524
01:44:44,800 --> 01:44:47,454
<i>somehow Robin magically
got my damn wedding ring</i>

2525
01:44:47,455 --> 01:44:49,412
<i>with that little ass diamond,</i>

2526
01:44:49,413 --> 01:44:51,153
<i>Luther finally got to be a dad,</i>

2527
01:44:51,154 --> 01:44:52,807
<i>and we buried the hatchet.</i>

2528
01:44:52,808 --> 01:44:56,680
<i>And by hatchet,
I mean his dick in my vagina!</i>

2529
01:44:56,681 --> 01:44:58,029
We're going to go ahead

2530
01:44:58,030 --> 01:44:59,596
and make you a little sister
or brother, okay?

2531
01:44:59,597 --> 01:45:01,076
- Momma, really?

2532
01:45:01,077 --> 01:45:02,817
- I got about four eggs left.

2533
01:45:02,818 --> 01:45:03,948
- I'm going to scramble
everything!

2534
01:45:03,949 --> 01:45:06,995
- So, husband,
are you retired now?

2535
01:45:06,996 --> 01:45:09,345
- From stripping?
Yeah, absolutely.

2536
01:45:09,346 --> 01:45:10,390
[laughing]

2537
01:45:10,391 --> 01:45:12,043
- What if I want you
to dance for me?

2538
01:45:12,044 --> 01:45:13,436
- What you mean, like...

2539
01:45:13,437 --> 01:45:14,611
I mean, that can be arranged.

2540
01:45:14,612 --> 01:45:15,917
Back in the hotel room, later?

2541
01:45:15,918 --> 01:45:18,789
- Uh-uh! Uh-uh!
What if I want it right now?

2542
01:45:18,790 --> 01:45:20,618
- Right now?
- DJ!

2543
01:45:21,358 --> 01:45:23,403
- Robin, don't do this to me.

2544
01:45:23,404 --> 01:45:26,144
- Ladies and gentlemen, I'd like
to bring to the stage right now

2545
01:45:26,145 --> 01:45:31,106
Dr. X, Mr. Body, Mr. Face,

2546
01:45:31,107 --> 01:45:34,631
Mr. Slim Sexy, Mr. Big,

2547
01:45:34,632 --> 01:45:38,722
and the one and only
Mr. Black Magic!

2548
01:45:38,723 --> 01:45:42,335
Ladies and gentlemen, I bring
to you the Chocolate Chips!

2549
01:45:42,336 --> 01:45:44,294
[upbeat music]

2550
01:45:46,165 --> 01:45:48,080
[cheers]

2551
01:45:55,610 --> 01:45:57,306
<i>[Verna]: Like I said,
Merlin and Robin</i>

2552
01:45:57,307 --> 01:46:00,091
<i>have been crazy about
each other from day one.</i>

2553
01:46:00,092 --> 01:46:01,963
<i>So, while we get our dance on,</i>

2554
01:46:01,964 --> 01:46:04,531
<i>it's time to let them get to
the best part of the wedding,</i>

2555
01:46:04,532 --> 01:46:06,141
<i>the honeymoon!</i>

2556
01:46:06,142 --> 01:46:08,404
<i>You all know I meant fucking,
right?</i>

2557
01:46:08,405 --> 01:46:11,102
<i>[laughing]
So, come on, here's to love.</i>

2558
01:46:11,103 --> 01:46:12,756
<i>Here's to the future.</i>

2559
01:46:12,757 --> 01:46:14,455
<i>Here's to magic.</i>

2560
01:46:20,156 --> 01:46:22,158
- Raise your hand
if you fought a tiger.

2561
01:46:26,597 --> 01:46:28,511
- Bam!
- Hit them with it.

2562
01:46:28,512 --> 01:46:30,252
- Bam!
- Double it up.

2563
01:46:30,253 --> 01:46:31,863
- Who's talking? Who's talking?

2564
01:46:34,779 --> 01:46:36,389
- Well, come on in here.

2565
01:46:36,390 --> 01:46:39,697
By the time you get in here,
I'll be on the stage butt naked.

2566
01:46:40,437 --> 01:46:42,091
[laughing]

2567
01:46:45,007 --> 01:46:46,616
[growls]

2568
01:46:46,617 --> 01:46:47,792
- I heard it.

2569
01:46:52,014 --> 01:46:54,495
[laughing]

2570
01:46:57,454 --> 01:47:00,501
- Good living and good pussy.

2571
01:47:03,460 --> 01:47:04,852
- Stop messing around, Merlin.

2572
01:47:04,853 --> 01:47:06,549
- Okay. I'm not messing
around! I'm stuck.

2573
01:47:06,550 --> 01:47:08,943
[yells]
Oh, shit. Robin?

2574
01:47:08,944 --> 01:47:09,858
- Help!

2575
01:47:09,859 --> 01:47:11,294
[yells]

2576
01:47:12,817 --> 01:47:14,645
- Amen, talk about the Lord!

2577
01:47:15,298 --> 01:47:16,908
[laughing]

2578
01:47:18,301 --> 01:47:20,390
- Get... wrong way!

2579
01:47:21,957 --> 01:47:23,088
- Cut!

2580
01:47:23,567 --> 01:47:25,394
- Yo, how do you open this door?

2581
01:47:25,395 --> 01:47:26,526
- Use your dick.

2582
01:47:26,527 --> 01:47:27,876
[laughing]

2583
01:47:28,267 --> 01:47:29,965
[grunting]

2584
01:47:31,575 --> 01:47:33,663
- Earl said, "Well, yeah,
I'm not where I should be."

2585
01:47:33,664 --> 01:47:35,012
I said, "Don't show me,

2586
01:47:35,013 --> 01:47:36,666
but if you could give me
an example."

2587
01:47:36,667 --> 01:47:38,799
Well, Earl sent me
a goddamn cup!

2588
01:47:38,800 --> 01:47:41,411
Yeah. So Earl's dealing
with a fucking sardine.

2589
01:47:42,107 --> 01:47:44,414
- Shake it, shake it,
shake it, shake it.

2590
01:47:44,893 --> 01:47:48,199
- Huh! Baby,
talk about the Lord!

2591
01:47:48,200 --> 01:47:50,985
- You see these calves?
Ladies love them.

2592
01:47:50,986 --> 01:47:52,552
Can't get them at the gym.

2593
01:47:52,553 --> 01:47:54,423
Literally you can't.
They're implants.

2594
01:47:54,424 --> 01:47:56,556
- Talking, who's talking?
I'm talking.

2595
01:47:56,557 --> 01:47:58,601
Who's working?
I'm working.

2596
01:47:58,602 --> 01:48:00,342
- It should be two, then slide.

2597
01:48:00,343 --> 01:48:01,604
That's what I was trying
to tell...

2598
01:48:01,605 --> 01:48:04,434
- See? Perky, right?

2599
01:48:05,348 --> 01:48:07,393
- Maybe you need
a second opinion.

2600
01:48:07,916 --> 01:48:11,701
- Jesus, Bambi! Stop having guys
put their hands on your tits!

2601
01:48:11,702 --> 01:48:13,529
- Took that orangutan! Huh!

2602
01:48:13,530 --> 01:48:14,836
[laughing]

2603
01:48:19,754 --> 01:48:21,450
- You wanna come back
to the party with me?

2604
01:48:21,451 --> 01:48:23,583
- Hell, nah. I got plans.

2605
01:48:23,584 --> 01:48:26,934
- Huh? They want to do
all that right there? Huh?

2606
01:48:26,935 --> 01:48:28,936
- Get the hell up out
of my back door!

2607
01:48:28,937 --> 01:48:30,764
The fuck do you think this is?

2608
01:48:30,765 --> 01:48:32,157
- Did we get it right?

2609
01:48:34,333 --> 01:48:35,551
- All right, all right,
all right.

2610
01:48:35,552 --> 01:48:36,813
Sit your asses down!

2611
01:48:36,814 --> 01:48:38,423
- Say it again.

2612
01:48:38,424 --> 01:48:39,904
[laughing]

2613
01:48:40,514 --> 01:48:42,907
[cheers]

2614
01:56:07,525 --> 01:56:09,614
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