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Do you find me sadistic?

2
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You know...

3
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I bet I could

4
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fry an egg on your head
right now,

5
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if I wanted to.

6
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You know, Kiddo...

7
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...I'd like to believe

8
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you're aware enough, even now,

9
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to know that
there's nothing sadistic

10
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in my actions.

11
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Well, maybe towards
those other jokers...

12
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...but not you.

13
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You know, Kiddo,
at this moment...

14
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...this is me...

15
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...at my most

16
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masochistic.

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Bill...

18
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...it's your baby...

19
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<i>♪ I was five, and he was six</i>

20
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<i>♪ We rode on horses
made of sticks</i>

21
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<i>♪ He wore black
and I wore white</i>

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<i>♪ He would
always win the fight</i>

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<i>♪ Bang bang, he shot me down</i>

24
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<i>♪ Bang bang
I hit the ground</i>

25
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<i>♪ Bang bang
that awful sound</i>

26
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<i>♪ Bang bang
My baby shot me down</i>

27
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<i>♪ Seasons came
and changed the time</i>

28
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<i>♪ When I grew up
I called him mine</i>

29
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<i>♪ He would always laugh
and say</i>

30
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<i>♪ "Remember when
we used to play?"</i>

31
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<i>♪ Bang bang, I shot you down</i>

32
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<i>♪ Bang bang
you hit the ground</i>

33
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<i>♪ Bang bang
that awful sound</i>

34
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<i>♪ Bang bang
I used to shoot you down</i>

35
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<i>♪ Music played
and people sang</i>

36
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<i>♪ Just for me
the church bells rang</i>

37
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<i>♪ Now he's gone
I don't know why</i>

38
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<i>♪ And 'til this day
sometimes I cry</i>

39
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<i>♪ He didn't
even say "Goodbye"</i>

40
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<i>♪ He didn't take
the time to lie</i>

41
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<i>♪ Bang bang, he shot me down</i>

42
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<i>♪ Bang bang
I hit the ground</i>

43
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<i>♪ Bang bang
that awful sound</i>

44
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<i>♪ Bang bang</i>

45
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<i>♪ My baby shot me down ♪</i>

46
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Coming!

47
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Sarah, I cannot believe
you are early.

48
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What you got?

49
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Okay, come on, bitch.

50
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Come on.

51
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Bring it on.

52
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Mommy, I'm home.

53
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Hey, baby. How was school?

54
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Mommy, what happened
to you and the TV room?

55
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Oh.

56
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That good for nothin' dog
of yours

57
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got his little ass
in the living room
and acted a damn fool,

58
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that's what happened, baby.

59
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Barney did this?

60
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Baby, now,
you can't come in here,

61
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there's broken glass
everywhere and you could
cut yourself.

62
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This is an old friend
of Mommy's I ain't seen
in a long time.

63
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Hi, honey.

64
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I'm .
What's your name?

65
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Her name is Nikki.

66
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Nikki.

67
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Such a pretty name
for such a pretty girl.

68
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How old are you, Nikki?

69
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Nikki,
asked you a question.

70
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I'm four.

71
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Four years old, eh?

72
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You know,
I had a little girl once.

73
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She'd be about four now.

74
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Now, baby,

75
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me and Mommy's friend
got some grown-up talk

76
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to talk about.

77
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So you can go in your room now

78
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and I want you
to leave us alone
till I tell you to come out.

79
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Okay?

80
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Nikkia!

81
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In your room, now.

82
00:10:00,023 --> 00:10:01,661
You want some coffee?

83
00:10:01,662 --> 00:10:03,426
Yeah. Sure.

84
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<i>This Pasadena
homemaker's name
is Jeanne Bell.</i>

85
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<i>Her husband is
Dr. Lawrence Bell.</i>

86
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<i>But back when we were
acquainted, four years ago,</i>

87
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<i>her name was Vernita Green.</i>

88
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<i>Her code name was Copperhead.</i>

89
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<i>Mine, Black Mamba.</i>

90
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Do you have a towel?

91
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Yeah.

92
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Thanks.

93
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You still take
cream and sugar, right?

94
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Yeah.

95
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So I suppose it's a little
late for an apology, huh?

96
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You suppose correctly.

97
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Look, bitch,

98
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I need to know if you're gonna
start any more shit

99
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around my baby girl.

100
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You can relax for now.

101
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I'm not gonna murder you
in front of your child, okay?

102
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That's being more rational

103
00:11:03,829 --> 00:11:05,829
than Bill led me to believe
you were capable of.

104
00:11:05,830 --> 00:11:09,624
It's mercy, compassion,
and forgiveness I lack.

105
00:11:10,301 --> 00:11:12,000
Not rationality.

106
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Look, I know I fucked you over.

107
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I fucked you over bad.

108
00:11:21,943 --> 00:11:23,781
I wish to God I hadn't,
but I did.

109
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- You have every right
to want to get even.
- No.

110
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No.

111
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To get even, even-Stephen,

112
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I would have to kill you,

113
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go up to Nikki's room,
kill her,

114
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then wait for your husband,
the good Dr. Bell,

115
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to come home, and kill him.

116
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That would be even, Vernita.

117
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That'd be about square.

118
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Look, if I could go back
in a machine, I would.

119
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But I can't.

120
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All I can tell you is that
I'm a different person now.

121
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Oh, great.

122
00:12:03,314 --> 00:12:06,188
- I don't care.
- Be that as it may,

123
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I know I don't deserve
your mercy or your forgiveness.

124
00:12:09,159 --> 00:12:13,829
However, I beseech you for both
on behalf of my daughter.

125
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Bitch, you can
stop right there.

126
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Just because I have
no wish to murder you

127
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before the eyes
of your daughter

128
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does not mean that parading
her around in front of me

129
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is gonna inspire sympathy.

130
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You and I have
unfinished business.

131
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And not a goddamn
fucking thing

132
00:12:32,378 --> 00:12:34,381
you've done
in the subsequent four years,

133
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including getting knocked up,
is gonna change that.

134
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So when do we do this?

135
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It all depends.

136
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When do you want to die?

137
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Tomorrow?

138
00:12:48,730 --> 00:12:50,061
The day after tomorrow?

139
00:12:50,062 --> 00:12:51,335
How about tonight, bitch?

140
00:12:51,336 --> 00:12:53,570
Splendid. Where?

141
00:12:53,571 --> 00:12:55,238
There's a baseball diamond

142
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where I coach
our Little League
about a mile from here.

143
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We meet there
around 2:30 in the morning,

144
00:13:00,243 --> 00:13:03,243
dressed all in black,
your hair in a black stocking.

145
00:13:04,341 --> 00:13:06,213
And we have us a knife fight.

146
00:13:07,177 --> 00:13:08,782
We won't be bothered.

147
00:13:08,783 --> 00:13:11,349
Now...

148
00:13:11,350 --> 00:13:13,891
I have to fix Nikki's cereal.

149
00:13:23,067 --> 00:13:24,526
Bill always said you were
one of the best ladies

150
00:13:24,527 --> 00:13:26,733
he ever saw
with an edged weapon.

151
00:13:26,734 --> 00:13:28,739
Fuck you, bitch.

152
00:13:28,740 --> 00:13:31,237
I know he didn't
qualify that shit.

153
00:13:31,238 --> 00:13:33,740
So you can just
kiss my motherfucking ass,

154
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Black Mamba.

155
00:13:35,975 --> 00:13:38,146
Black Mamba.

156
00:13:38,147 --> 00:13:40,984
I should have been
motherfucking Black Mamba.

157
00:13:40,985 --> 00:13:42,447
Weapon of choice?
Hey, if you want to stick

158
00:13:42,448 --> 00:13:44,786
with your butcher knife,
that's fine with me.

159
00:13:44,787 --> 00:13:47,518
Very funny, bitch.

160
00:13:49,055 --> 00:13:50,686
Very funny!

161
00:14:48,548 --> 00:14:51,087
It was not my intention
to do this in front of you.

162
00:14:53,657 --> 00:14:55,157
For that, I'm sorry.

163
00:14:57,158 --> 00:14:59,529
But you can
take my word for it.

164
00:15:02,161 --> 00:15:03,858
Your mother had it coming.

165
00:15:19,518 --> 00:15:20,875
When you grow up,

166
00:15:23,019 --> 00:15:25,550
if you still feel
raw about it...

167
00:15:29,560 --> 00:15:30,885
I'll be waiting.

168
00:16:42,432 --> 00:16:44,400
<i>Come on out to Dallas,
do you hear?</i>

169
00:16:44,401 --> 00:16:47,970
<i>This is</i> Rockabilly Rhythms
<i>on KTRN, Wichita Falls.</i>

170
00:16:47,971 --> 00:16:50,601
<i>And next, we got some record.</i>

171
00:16:50,602 --> 00:16:53,375
<i>Very own wild man,
Charlie Feathers.</i>

172
00:16:55,480 --> 00:16:59,244
<i>♪ Well</i>

173
00:16:59,245 --> 00:17:02,486
<i>♪ Ah huh-uh-uh-huh, ow!</i>

174
00:17:02,487 --> 00:17:04,120
<i>♪ Yeah!</i>

175
00:17:04,121 --> 00:17:06,757
<i>♪ Well, I'mma just
a single fella</i>

176
00:17:06,758 --> 00:17:09,092
<i>♪ With a lot on my mind</i>

177
00:17:09,093 --> 00:17:12,028
<i>♪ And I'mma lookin'
for me a woman</i>

178
00:17:12,029 --> 00:17:14,427
<i>♪ But she's mighty hard to find</i>

179
00:17:14,428 --> 00:17:17,298
<i>♪ Oh, I asked
my country cousin</i>

180
00:17:17,299 --> 00:17:20,369
<i>♪ "Check the hottest spots
in town"</i>

181
00:17:20,370 --> 00:17:22,840
<i>♪ Oh, that little-bitty woman
Well... ♪</i>

182
00:17:29,106 --> 00:17:31,213
Well,

183
00:17:31,214 --> 00:17:33,983
give me the gory details,
son number one.

184
00:17:33,984 --> 00:17:36,010
It's a goddamn massacre, Pop.

185
00:17:38,056 --> 00:17:40,292
They wiped out
the whole wedding party,

186
00:17:40,293 --> 00:17:42,258
execution style.

187
00:17:43,827 --> 00:17:45,454
Give me a figure.

188
00:17:45,455 --> 00:17:47,691
Nine dead bodies.

189
00:17:47,692 --> 00:17:49,430
And we're talking
the whole shebang.

190
00:17:50,162 --> 00:17:52,169
Bride. Groom.

191
00:17:53,065 --> 00:17:54,072
Reverend.

192
00:17:54,903 --> 00:17:57,806
Reverend's wife.

193
00:17:57,807 --> 00:18:01,906
Hell, they even shot
that old colored fella
that plays the organ.

194
00:18:01,907 --> 00:18:04,080
It would appear to me somebody
objected to this union

195
00:18:04,081 --> 00:18:06,040
and wasn't able
to hold their peace.

196
00:18:10,151 --> 00:18:14,048
Good gravy, Marie.

197
00:18:20,657 --> 00:18:22,364
What'd I tell you, Pop?

198
00:18:22,365 --> 00:18:25,267
It's like a goddamn
Nicaraguan death squad.

199
00:18:25,268 --> 00:18:28,172
You better shit-can
that blasphemy, boy.

200
00:18:28,173 --> 00:18:30,207
- You're in a house of worship.
- Sorry, Pop.

201
00:18:33,445 --> 00:18:36,113
Well,
this is definitely
the work of professionals.

202
00:18:36,114 --> 00:18:39,612
I'd guesstimate
Mexican mafia hit squad.

203
00:18:40,884 --> 00:18:43,516
Four, maybe five strong.

204
00:18:43,517 --> 00:18:45,782
How can you tell?

205
00:18:45,783 --> 00:18:48,082
Well, a sure and steady hand
did this.

206
00:18:50,061 --> 00:18:52,721
This ain't no
squirrelly amateur.

207
00:18:52,722 --> 00:18:55,959
This is the work
of a salty dog.

208
00:18:55,960 --> 00:18:59,060
You can tell by
the cleanliness
of the carnage.

209
00:18:59,061 --> 00:19:02,568
Now, a kill-crazy rampage,
though it may be,

210
00:19:02,569 --> 00:19:05,969
all the colors are kept
inside the lines.

211
00:19:05,970 --> 00:19:09,312
If you was a moron,
you could almost admire it.

212
00:19:21,627 --> 00:19:23,117
Who's the bride?

213
00:19:23,794 --> 00:19:25,227
Don't know.

214
00:19:25,228 --> 00:19:26,830
The name
on the marriage certificate

215
00:19:26,831 --> 00:19:28,958
is Arlene Machiavelli.

216
00:19:29,932 --> 00:19:31,966
That's a fake.

217
00:19:31,967 --> 00:19:35,401
We've all just been
calling her "The Bride"
on account of the dress.

218
00:19:35,402 --> 00:19:38,173
You can tell she was pregnant.

219
00:19:38,174 --> 00:19:39,906
Man would have to be a mad dog

220
00:19:39,907 --> 00:19:43,005
to shoot a goddamn
good-looking gal like that
in the head.

221
00:19:45,618 --> 00:19:46,844
Look at her.

222
00:19:49,821 --> 00:19:51,046
Hay-colored hair.

223
00:19:52,019 --> 00:19:53,147
Big eyes.

224
00:19:54,786 --> 00:19:57,594
She's a little
blood-spattered angel.

225
00:20:01,029 --> 00:20:02,764
Son number one?

226
00:20:02,765 --> 00:20:04,532
Yeah?

227
00:20:04,533 --> 00:20:08,063
This tall drink of cocksucker
ain't dead.

228
00:22:43,425 --> 00:22:45,693
I might never have liked you.

229
00:22:47,266 --> 00:22:50,225
Point in fact,
I despise you.

230
00:22:51,933 --> 00:22:55,406
But that shouldn't suggest
that I don't respect you.

231
00:22:59,276 --> 00:23:02,477
Dying in our sleep is a luxury

232
00:23:02,478 --> 00:23:04,745
that our kind
is rarely afforded.

233
00:23:05,851 --> 00:23:08,848
My gift to you.

234
00:23:15,619 --> 00:23:16,856
For fuck's sake.

235
00:23:21,229 --> 00:23:22,356
Hello, Bill.

236
00:23:24,201 --> 00:23:26,199
What's her condition?

237
00:23:26,200 --> 00:23:28,972
Comatose.

238
00:23:28,973 --> 00:23:31,000
Where is she?

239
00:23:31,001 --> 00:23:34,208
I'm standing over her
right now.

240
00:23:34,209 --> 00:23:36,243
That's my girl.

241
00:23:39,142 --> 00:23:41,985
Elle, you're going to abort
the mission.

242
00:23:41,986 --> 00:23:43,219
<i>What?</i>

243
00:23:43,220 --> 00:23:44,583
We owe her better than that.

244
00:23:44,584 --> 00:23:46,388
Oh, you don't owe her shit!

245
00:23:46,389 --> 00:23:48,259
Will you keep your voice down?

246
00:23:48,260 --> 00:23:50,027
You don't owe her shit!

247
00:23:50,028 --> 00:23:52,356
May I say one thing?

248
00:23:52,357 --> 00:23:53,387
Speak.

249
00:23:55,598 --> 00:23:57,397
Y'all beat the hell
out of that woman.

250
00:23:57,398 --> 00:23:59,435
But you didn't kill her.

251
00:23:59,436 --> 00:24:01,273
And I put a bullet
in her head,

252
00:24:01,274 --> 00:24:03,397
but her heart
just kept on beating.

253
00:24:04,736 --> 00:24:06,378
Now, you saw that yourself

254
00:24:06,379 --> 00:24:09,909
with your own beautiful
blue eye, did you not?

255
00:24:12,077 --> 00:24:15,884
<i>We've done a lot of things
to this lady.</i>

256
00:24:15,885 --> 00:24:19,721
<i>And if she ever wakes up,
we'll do a whole lot more.</i>

257
00:24:21,258 --> 00:24:23,452
But one thing we won't do

258
00:24:23,453 --> 00:24:27,461
is sneak into her room
in the night like a filthy rat

259
00:24:27,462 --> 00:24:30,160
<i>and kill her in her sleep.</i>

260
00:24:31,469 --> 00:24:34,372
<i>And the reason
we won't do that thing</i>

261
00:24:34,373 --> 00:24:38,432
is because that thing
would lower us.

262
00:24:39,574 --> 00:24:41,435
Don't you agree, Miss Driver?

263
00:24:43,441 --> 00:24:45,413
I guess.

264
00:24:45,414 --> 00:24:47,446
Do you really have to guess?

265
00:24:47,447 --> 00:24:49,486
No.

266
00:24:49,487 --> 00:24:53,483
I don't really have to guess.
I know.

267
00:24:55,258 --> 00:24:56,857
Come on home, honey.

268
00:24:58,326 --> 00:24:59,453
Affirmative.

269
00:25:01,496 --> 00:25:04,166
I love you very much.

270
00:25:04,167 --> 00:25:05,459
I love you, too.

271
00:25:08,774 --> 00:25:09,771
Bye-bye.

272
00:25:21,950 --> 00:25:24,283
Thought that was pretty
fucking funny, didn't you?

273
00:25:24,284 --> 00:25:25,215
Hmm?

274
00:25:27,324 --> 00:25:29,560
Word of advice, shithead.

275
00:25:30,623 --> 00:25:32,387
Don't you ever wake up.

276
00:26:08,225 --> 00:26:11,393
<i>At this moment,
this is me...</i>

277
00:26:12,500 --> 00:26:15,032
at my most masochistic.

278
00:26:15,033 --> 00:26:17,168
Bill, it's your baby.

279
00:27:20,303 --> 00:27:22,596
Oh, my baby.

280
00:27:49,134 --> 00:27:50,624
Four years.

281
00:27:51,334 --> 00:27:52,868
Four years.

282
00:28:22,699 --> 00:28:25,426
The price is $75 a fuck,
my friend.

283
00:28:25,427 --> 00:28:26,797
You getting your freak on
or what?

284
00:28:26,798 --> 00:28:28,332
Oh, yeah, boy.

285
00:28:33,003 --> 00:28:35,610
Twenty, 40, 60, 75.

286
00:28:35,611 --> 00:28:37,980
Yeah. Now, here's the rules.

287
00:28:37,981 --> 00:28:40,779
Rule number one.
No punching her.

288
00:28:40,780 --> 00:28:44,018
Nurse comes in tomorrow
and she got her a shiner
or less some teeth, jig's up.

289
00:28:44,019 --> 00:28:46,647
So no knuckle sandwiches
under no circumstances.

290
00:28:46,648 --> 00:28:48,552
And by the way,
this little cunt's a spitter.

291
00:28:48,553 --> 00:28:51,827
It's a motor-reflex thing.
But spit or no, no punching.

292
00:28:51,828 --> 00:28:53,629
Now, are we absolutely,
positively clear

293
00:28:53,630 --> 00:28:55,460
- on rule number one?
- Yeah.

294
00:28:55,461 --> 00:28:58,559
Good. Now, rule number two.
No monkey bites, no hickeys.

295
00:28:58,560 --> 00:29:01,132
In fact, no leaving no marks
of no kind.

296
00:29:01,133 --> 00:29:03,173
After that,
it's all good, buddy.

297
00:29:04,975 --> 00:29:06,744
Now, her plumbing down there
don't work no more.

298
00:29:06,745 --> 00:29:08,409
So feel free to come in her
all you want.

299
00:29:08,410 --> 00:29:10,840
Keep the noise down.
Try not to make a mess.
I'll be back in 20.

300
00:29:12,809 --> 00:29:14,011
Yeah.

301
00:29:14,012 --> 00:29:16,385
Oh, shit.

302
00:29:16,386 --> 00:29:17,753
By the way...

303
00:29:17,754 --> 00:29:19,319
Not all the time,
but sometimes

304
00:29:19,320 --> 00:29:21,852
this chick's cooch can get
drier than a bucket of sand.

305
00:29:21,853 --> 00:29:24,018
If she dry,
you just lube up with this
and you'll be good to go.

306
00:29:26,221 --> 00:29:27,726
Bon appetit, good buddy.

307
00:29:37,208 --> 00:29:39,436
Oh, yeah.

308
00:29:42,071 --> 00:29:43,440
Oh, God damn.

309
00:29:43,441 --> 00:29:45,816
You are the best-looking girl
I've had today.

310
00:30:07,270 --> 00:30:08,636
Oh.

311
00:30:34,829 --> 00:30:37,632
Yo, stud! Time's up, buddy.

312
00:30:37,633 --> 00:30:39,134
Coming in, ready or not.

313
00:30:39,135 --> 00:30:41,432
Hey, buddy, did you have
yourself a good time, man?

314
00:30:42,899 --> 00:30:43,841
Whoa.

315
00:31:02,853 --> 00:31:04,789
Ahhh!

316
00:31:14,339 --> 00:31:15,829
Where's Bill?

317
00:31:17,166 --> 00:31:18,868
Where's Bill?

318
00:31:19,972 --> 00:31:21,477
Please stop hitting me.

319
00:31:21,478 --> 00:31:22,476
Where's Bill?

320
00:31:24,043 --> 00:31:25,549
I don't know who Bill is!

321
00:31:25,550 --> 00:31:27,709
Bullshit!

322
00:31:34,892 --> 00:31:37,285
Well, ain't you
the slice of cutie pie

323
00:31:37,286 --> 00:31:39,162
they said you was?

324
00:31:39,163 --> 00:31:41,523
Jane Doe, huh? Oh, we don't
know shit about you, do we?

325
00:31:41,524 --> 00:31:44,164
Well, I'm from
Huntsville, Texas.

326
00:31:44,165 --> 00:31:47,864
My name is Buck,
and I'm here to fuck.

327
00:31:51,509 --> 00:31:53,009
Your name is Buck.

328
00:31:53,673 --> 00:31:54,604
Right?

329
00:31:56,174 --> 00:31:58,410
And you came here to fuck.

330
00:31:59,250 --> 00:32:00,583
Right?

331
00:32:00,584 --> 00:32:01,846
Wait a minute. Wait.

332
00:32:27,907 --> 00:32:29,309
"Pussy Wagon."

333
00:32:30,349 --> 00:32:31,575
You fucker.

334
00:32:59,576 --> 00:33:01,935
Texas. Okay.

335
00:34:47,850 --> 00:34:49,350
Wiggle your big toe.

336
00:34:54,890 --> 00:34:56,423
Wiggle your big toe.

337
00:35:04,768 --> 00:35:06,301
Wiggle your big toe.

338
00:35:12,908 --> 00:35:14,705
Wiggle your big toe.

339
00:35:19,882 --> 00:35:21,845
Wiggle your big toe.

340
00:35:21,846 --> 00:35:24,352
<i>As I lay
in the back of Buck's truck,</i>

341
00:35:24,353 --> 00:35:26,789
<i>trying to will my limbs
out of entropy...</i>

342
00:35:26,790 --> 00:35:28,722
Wiggle your big toe.

343
00:35:28,723 --> 00:35:32,928
<i>...I could see the faces of
the cunts who did this to me.</i>

344
00:35:32,929 --> 00:35:35,088
<i>And the dicks responsible.</i>

345
00:35:37,228 --> 00:35:39,301
<i>Members all</i>

346
00:35:39,302 --> 00:35:42,095
<i>of the Deadly Viper
Assassination Squad.</i>

347
00:35:44,735 --> 00:35:46,373
<i>When fortune smiles
on something</i>

348
00:35:46,374 --> 00:35:48,940
<i>as violent and ugly
as revenge,</i>

349
00:35:48,941 --> 00:35:53,244
<i>it seems proof like no other
that not only does God exist,</i>

350
00:35:53,245 --> 00:35:55,242
<i>you're doing His will.</i>

351
00:35:55,243 --> 00:35:57,780
<i>At a time when I knew
the least about my enemies,</i>

352
00:35:57,781 --> 00:35:59,815
<i>the first name
on my Death List,</i>

353
00:35:59,816 --> 00:36:04,152
<i>O-Ren Ishii,
was the easiest to find.</i>

354
00:36:04,153 --> 00:36:06,427
<i>But, of course, when one
manages the difficult task</i>

355
00:36:06,428 --> 00:36:09,056
<i>of becoming queen
of the Tokyo underworld,</i>

356
00:36:09,057 --> 00:36:12,001
<i>one doesn't keep it a secret,
does one?</i>

357
00:36:25,814 --> 00:36:29,115
<i>O-Ren Ishii was born
on an American military base</i>

358
00:36:29,116 --> 00:36:31,818
<i>in Tokyo, Japan.</i>

359
00:36:31,819 --> 00:36:35,085
<i>The half-Japanese,
half-Chinese
American army brat</i>

360
00:36:35,086 --> 00:36:38,854
<i>made her first acquaintance
with death at the age of nine.</i>

361
00:36:38,855 --> 00:36:40,460
<i>It was at that age
she witnessed</i>

362
00:36:40,461 --> 00:36:42,531
<i>the death of her parents
at the hands</i>

363
00:36:42,532 --> 00:36:48,370
<i>of Japan's most ruthless
Yakuza boss, Boss Matsumoto.</i>

364
00:37:14,829 --> 00:37:15,996
Hyah!

365
00:37:59,203 --> 00:38:00,233
Hmm.

366
00:39:09,141 --> 00:39:10,980
Hmm.

367
00:39:44,847 --> 00:39:46,075
Oh.

368
00:40:07,232 --> 00:40:08,361
Mommy.

369
00:41:18,275 --> 00:41:19,905
<i>She swore revenge.</i>

370
00:41:20,770 --> 00:41:22,543
<i>Luckily for her,</i>

371
00:41:22,544 --> 00:41:25,916
<i>Boss Matsumoto
was a pedophile.</i>

372
00:41:27,847 --> 00:41:30,920
<i>At 11,
she got her revenge.</i>

373
00:43:53,929 --> 00:43:55,897
<i>Two years later, at 13,</i>

374
00:43:55,898 --> 00:43:59,099
<i>she enacted her final act
of bloody revenge</i>

375
00:43:59,100 --> 00:44:02,237
<i>against Matsumoto's diabolical
second lieutenant,</i>

376
00:44:02,238 --> 00:44:03,464
<i>Pretty Riki.</i>

377
00:46:27,176 --> 00:46:28,642
The name's...

378
00:46:30,351 --> 00:46:31,744
O-Ren!

379
00:46:58,540 --> 00:46:59,779
<i>O-Ren managed to salvage</i>

380
00:46:59,780 --> 00:47:02,816
<i>two items of her father's.</i>

381
00:47:02,817 --> 00:47:06,115
<i>One, his samurai shortsword,</i>

382
00:47:06,116 --> 00:47:08,781
<i>and two, hand grenades.</i>

383
00:47:13,090 --> 00:47:14,929
<i>The first was used against</i>

384
00:47:14,930 --> 00:47:16,789
<i>Matsumoto's
pursuing bodyguards.</i>

385
00:47:22,399 --> 00:47:25,875
<i>The second one
was used right now.</i>

386
00:51:06,025 --> 00:51:07,725
<i>By 20,</i>

387
00:51:07,726 --> 00:51:11,023
<i>she was one of the top
female assassins in the world.</i>

388
00:51:58,909 --> 00:52:01,681
<i>At 25, she did
her part in the killing</i>

389
00:52:01,682 --> 00:52:06,948
<i>of nine innocent people,
including my unborn daughter,</i>

390
00:52:06,949 --> 00:52:10,082
<i>in a small wedding chapel
in El Paso, Texas.</i>

391
00:52:11,292 --> 00:52:14,962
<i>But on that day,
four years ago,</i>

392
00:52:14,963 --> 00:52:17,562
<i>she made one big mistake.</i>

393
00:52:18,901 --> 00:52:22,435
<i>She should have killed 10.</i>

394
00:52:22,436 --> 00:52:25,471
<i>However, before satisfaction
would be mine,</i>

395
00:52:26,600 --> 00:52:27,836
<i>first things first.</i>

396
00:52:28,877 --> 00:52:31,345
Wiggle your big toe.

397
00:52:38,755 --> 00:52:41,256
Hard part's over.

398
00:52:41,257 --> 00:52:44,116
Now, let's get
these other piggies wiggling.

399
00:53:19,260 --> 00:53:21,489
Welcome to Air O.
May I help you?

400
00:53:21,490 --> 00:53:23,997
Okinawa. One-way.

401
00:53:50,824 --> 00:53:52,157
<i>Hi.</i>

402
00:53:58,868 --> 00:54:00,093
Welcome.

403
00:54:01,870 --> 00:54:03,872
You English?

404
00:54:03,873 --> 00:54:06,172
Almost. American.

405
00:54:06,173 --> 00:54:08,673
American. Welcome, American.

406
00:54:10,009 --> 00:54:11,308
<i>Domo.</i>

407
00:54:11,309 --> 00:54:14,183
My English very good.

408
00:54:14,184 --> 00:54:17,652
You said <i>"domo."</i>
Can you speak Japanese?

409
00:54:17,653 --> 00:54:18,913
No, no.

410
00:54:18,914 --> 00:54:21,682
Just a few words I learned
since yesterday.

411
00:54:21,683 --> 00:54:24,357
Um, may I sit at the bar?

412
00:54:24,358 --> 00:54:26,361
Oh, sure, sure, sure.
Please sit.

413
00:54:28,532 --> 00:54:29,364
Oh.

414
00:54:30,660 --> 00:54:32,568
What other words
did you learn?

415
00:54:32,569 --> 00:54:33,693
Um...

416
00:54:33,694 --> 00:54:35,838
Oh, just a minute.

417
00:54:52,713 --> 00:54:53,922
Shut up!

418
00:54:53,923 --> 00:54:55,720
Get your ass out here!

419
00:54:56,925 --> 00:54:58,191
Uh, excuse me.

420
00:54:59,697 --> 00:55:00,921
Uh, uh, uh...

421
00:55:00,922 --> 00:55:04,228
Uh, what other Japanese
do you know?

422
00:55:04,229 --> 00:55:05,691
Oh, let's see.

423
00:55:05,692 --> 00:55:07,760
Um, <i>"arigato."</i>

424
00:55:07,761 --> 00:55:09,404
<i>"Arigato."</i> Good!

425
00:55:10,101 --> 00:55:12,173
Um...

426
00:55:12,174 --> 00:55:14,140
I already said <i>"domo,"</i> right?

427
00:55:14,141 --> 00:55:15,410
Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

428
00:55:16,912 --> 00:55:17,912
"Konn-itch-iwa."

429
00:55:17,913 --> 00:55:19,772
Uh, uh, uh, uh.

430
00:55:19,773 --> 00:55:21,611
"Kohn-nee-chee-wah."

431
00:55:21,612 --> 00:55:23,148
<i>Konnichi wa.</i> Please repeat.

432
00:55:23,149 --> 00:55:24,587
<i>Konnichi wa.</i>

433
00:55:24,588 --> 00:55:25,954
Perfect.

434
00:55:25,955 --> 00:55:27,718
Good, good, good.

435
00:55:27,719 --> 00:55:30,390
You say Japanese word
like you Japanese.

436
00:55:30,391 --> 00:55:32,051
Oh, now you're making
fun of me!

437
00:55:32,052 --> 00:55:34,286
No, no, no, no.
Serious business.

438
00:55:35,162 --> 00:55:38,498
Pronunciation very good.

439
00:55:38,499 --> 00:55:42,629
You say <i>arigato</i>
like we say <i>arigato.</i>

440
00:55:45,437 --> 00:55:47,200
Well, thank you. I mean...

441
00:55:48,176 --> 00:55:50,573
<i>- Arigato.</i>
- Mmm-hmm.

442
00:55:50,574 --> 00:55:52,304
You should learn Japanese.

443
00:55:53,277 --> 00:55:54,780
Very easy.

444
00:55:54,781 --> 00:55:57,347
No kidding.
I heard it was kind of hard.

445
00:55:57,348 --> 00:55:59,187
Most difficult.

446
00:55:59,188 --> 00:56:01,822
But you have
Japanese tongue.

447
00:56:04,927 --> 00:56:06,219
Okay, okay.

448
00:56:09,032 --> 00:56:11,323
Oh. Oh, my God.

449
00:56:34,290 --> 00:56:35,956
I beg your pardon?

450
00:56:35,957 --> 00:56:38,960
Uh, drink.

451
00:56:38,961 --> 00:56:40,393
Oh, yes. Um,

452
00:56:40,394 --> 00:56:42,354
a bottle of warm sake, please.

453
00:56:43,393 --> 00:56:44,800
Warm sake?

454
00:56:44,801 --> 00:56:46,826
Very good!

455
00:57:21,700 --> 00:57:22,829
Do you understand?

456
00:57:25,099 --> 00:57:26,909
Do you understand me?

457
00:57:28,109 --> 00:57:31,106
Sorry.

458
00:57:34,011 --> 00:57:37,018
Oh! Oh, oh.
First time in Japan?

459
00:57:37,019 --> 00:57:38,549
- Uh-huh.
- Oh.

460
00:57:38,550 --> 00:57:40,951
What brings you to Okinawa?

461
00:57:41,849 --> 00:57:43,617
I came to see a man.

462
00:57:43,618 --> 00:57:44,955
Oh, yeah.

463
00:57:46,428 --> 00:57:49,227
You have a friend
live in Okinawa?

464
00:57:49,228 --> 00:57:50,422
Not quite.

465
00:57:50,901 --> 00:57:52,127
Not friend?

466
00:57:53,101 --> 00:57:54,297
I never met him.

467
00:57:54,298 --> 00:57:55,427
Never?

468
00:57:56,402 --> 00:57:58,269
Who is he?

469
00:57:58,270 --> 00:57:59,431
May I ask?

470
00:58:01,043 --> 00:58:02,676
Hattori Hanzo.

471
00:58:35,741 --> 00:58:38,346
You must have big rats,

472
00:58:38,347 --> 00:58:40,615
you need
Hattori Hanzo's steel.

473
00:58:43,985 --> 00:58:45,180
Huge.

474
01:00:13,910 --> 01:00:14,940
May I?

475
01:00:15,945 --> 01:00:17,041
You may.

476
01:00:20,378 --> 01:00:22,217
Wait.

477
01:00:22,218 --> 01:00:24,114
Try the second one down.

478
01:01:17,633 --> 01:01:18,630
Funny.

479
01:01:19,771 --> 01:01:21,633
You like samurai swords...

480
01:01:24,675 --> 01:01:27,111
I like baseball.

481
01:02:21,035 --> 01:02:23,331
Then give me one of these.

482
01:02:23,332 --> 01:02:25,202
These are not for sale.

483
01:02:26,804 --> 01:02:28,337
I didn't say, "Sell me."

484
01:02:29,345 --> 01:02:30,702
I said, "Give me."

485
01:02:33,481 --> 01:02:36,852
Why should I help you?

486
01:02:36,853 --> 01:02:40,855
Because my vermin
is a former student of yours.

487
01:02:44,559 --> 01:02:46,223
And considering the student,

488
01:02:47,928 --> 01:02:52,394
I'd say you have
a rather large obligation.

489
01:06:44,433 --> 01:06:45,429
<i>Domo.</i>

490
01:07:07,187 --> 01:07:08,583
<i>It was one year</i>

491
01:07:08,584 --> 01:07:11,284
<i>after the massacre
in El Paso, Texas,</i>

492
01:07:11,285 --> 01:07:15,456
<i>that Bill backed
his Nippon progeny
financially and philosophically</i>

493
01:07:15,457 --> 01:07:19,530
<i>in her Shakespearean-
in-magnitude power struggle
with the other Yakuza clans</i>

494
01:07:19,531 --> 01:07:21,993
<i>over who would rule vice
in the city of Tokyo.</i>

495
01:07:23,665 --> 01:07:26,207
<i>When the final sword
was sheathed,</i>

496
01:07:26,208 --> 01:07:28,610
<i>it was O-Ren Ishii
and her powerful posse...</i>

497
01:07:30,211 --> 01:07:33,004
<i>...The Crazy 88,
that proved the victor.</i>

498
01:07:36,216 --> 01:07:38,077
<i>The pretty lady
to O-Ren's right,</i>

499
01:07:38,078 --> 01:07:40,988
<i>who's dressed like
she's a villain on</i> Star Trek,

500
01:07:40,989 --> 01:07:42,723
<i>is O-Ren's lawyer,
best friend,</i>

501
01:07:42,724 --> 01:07:44,984
<i>and second lieutenant.</i>

502
01:07:44,985 --> 01:07:49,129
<i>The half-French,
half-Japanese Sofie Fatale,</i>

503
01:07:49,130 --> 01:07:52,159
<i>another former protegee
of Bill's.</i>

504
01:07:54,600 --> 01:07:56,998
<i>The young girl
in the school-girl uniform</i>

505
01:07:56,999 --> 01:08:02,507
<i>is O-Ren's personal bodyguard,
17-year-old Gogo Yubari.</i>

506
01:08:02,508 --> 01:08:05,979
<i>Gogo may be young,
but what she lacks in age,</i>

507
01:08:05,980 --> 01:08:08,342
<i>she makes up for in madness.</i>

508
01:08:52,058 --> 01:08:53,590
<i>See what I mean?</i>

509
01:08:55,358 --> 01:08:56,790
<i>The bald guy in the black suit</i>

510
01:08:56,791 --> 01:09:00,127
<i>and the Kato mask
is Johnny Mo,</i>

511
01:09:00,128 --> 01:09:04,095
<i>the head general of O-Ren's
personal army, The Crazy 88.</i>

512
01:09:06,405 --> 01:09:08,574
<i>And just in case
you were wondering</i>

513
01:09:08,575 --> 01:09:12,710
<i>how could a half-breed
Japanese-Chinese American</i>

514
01:09:12,711 --> 01:09:16,316
<i>become the boss of all bosses
in Tokyo, Japan...</i>

515
01:09:17,587 --> 01:09:19,320
<i>I'll tell you.</i>

516
01:09:19,321 --> 01:09:22,090
<i>The subject of O-Ren's blood
and nationality</i>

517
01:09:22,091 --> 01:09:24,986
<i>came up before the council
only once.</i>

518
01:09:24,987 --> 01:09:28,526
<i>The night O-Ren assumed power
over the crime council.</i>

519
01:09:30,165 --> 01:09:32,166
<i>The man who seems bound
and determined</i>

520
01:09:32,167 --> 01:09:35,334
<i>to break the mood
is Boss Tanaka.</i>

521
01:09:35,335 --> 01:09:37,601
<i>And what Boss Tanaka
thinks is...</i>

522
01:11:18,706 --> 01:11:20,676
Ahhh!

523
01:11:55,308 --> 01:11:56,276
As your leader...

524
01:11:57,743 --> 01:11:59,213
...I encourage
you from time to time,

525
01:11:59,214 --> 01:12:01,608
and always
in a respectful manner,

526
01:12:01,609 --> 01:12:03,709
to question my logic.

527
01:12:03,710 --> 01:12:05,311
If you're unconvinced

528
01:12:05,312 --> 01:12:06,986
a particular plan of action
I've decided is the wisest,

529
01:12:06,987 --> 01:12:08,386
tell me so.

530
01:12:08,387 --> 01:12:10,258
But allow me to convince you.

531
01:12:10,259 --> 01:12:12,390
And I promise you,
right here and now,

532
01:12:12,391 --> 01:12:14,923
no subject will ever be taboo.

533
01:12:16,230 --> 01:12:17,330
Except, of course, the subject

534
01:12:17,331 --> 01:12:19,328
that was just
under discussion.

535
01:12:21,904 --> 01:12:23,769
The price you pay

536
01:12:23,770 --> 01:12:26,566
for bringing up
either my Chinese
or American heritage

537
01:12:26,567 --> 01:12:28,306
as a negative is

538
01:12:28,307 --> 01:12:31,243
I collect your fucking head.

539
01:12:31,244 --> 01:12:32,979
Just like this fucker here.

540
01:12:35,580 --> 01:12:38,178
Now, if any of you
sons of bitches

541
01:12:38,179 --> 01:12:42,456
got anything else to say,
now is the fucking time!

542
01:12:44,960 --> 01:12:46,317
I didn't think so.

543
01:12:52,664 --> 01:12:55,236
One ticket to Tokyo, please.

544
01:15:30,190 --> 01:15:31,353
<i>Moshi moshi.</i>

545
01:17:06,922 --> 01:17:07,952
Hey!

546
01:17:10,358 --> 01:17:11,318
- Hey, yeah!
- Hey, yeah!

547
01:17:51,131 --> 01:17:52,359
Gogo.

548
01:19:09,403 --> 01:19:12,712
<i>♪ Whoo-hoo hoo hoo hoo</i>

549
01:19:21,916 --> 01:19:23,057
Yeah!

550
01:19:23,058 --> 01:19:24,483
Whoo!

551
01:19:24,484 --> 01:19:26,152
<i>♪ Whoo-hoo hoo hoo hoo</i>

552
01:19:26,153 --> 01:19:31,828
<i>♪ Whoo-hoo hoo hoo hoo</i>

553
01:19:31,829 --> 01:19:33,731
<i>♪ Whoo-hoo whoo-hoo</i>

554
01:19:33,732 --> 01:19:35,726
<i>♪ Whoo-hoo hoo hoo hoo</i>

555
01:19:58,020 --> 01:20:05,466
<i>♪ Whoo-hoo hoo hoo hoo</i>

556
01:20:05,467 --> 01:20:07,533
<i>♪ Whoo-hoo whoo-hoo</i>

557
01:20:20,542 --> 01:20:22,648
<i>♪ Whoo-hoo hoo hoo hoo</i>

558
01:20:22,649 --> 01:20:24,749
<i>♪ Whoo-hoo whoo-hoo</i>

559
01:20:24,750 --> 01:20:26,480
<i>♪ Whoo-hoo hoo hoo hoo</i>

560
01:20:38,390 --> 01:20:45,935
<i>♪ Whoo-hoo hoo hoo hoo</i>

561
01:20:45,936 --> 01:20:47,772
<i>♪ Whoo-hoo whoo-hoo</i>

562
01:20:47,773 --> 01:20:57,376
<i>♪ Whoo-hoo hoo hoo hoo</i>

563
01:20:57,377 --> 01:20:58,952
<i>♪ Whoo-hoo whoo-hoo ♪</i>

564
01:25:34,589 --> 01:25:35,822
So, O-Ren...

565
01:25:37,131 --> 01:25:39,793
Any more subordinates
for me to kill?

566
01:25:41,469 --> 01:25:42,730
Hi!

567
01:25:47,401 --> 01:25:49,105
Bingo.

568
01:26:00,612 --> 01:26:01,353
Gogo...

569
01:26:02,883 --> 01:26:05,115
I know you feel you must
protect your mistress.

570
01:26:06,793 --> 01:26:08,019
But I beg you...

571
01:26:09,630 --> 01:26:10,626
Walk away.

572
01:28:28,064 --> 01:28:29,461
Argh!

573
01:28:35,137 --> 01:28:36,266
Argh!

574
01:29:42,772 --> 01:29:44,874
Is that what I think it is?

575
01:29:44,875 --> 01:29:47,346
You didn't think it was
gonna be that easy, did you?

576
01:29:47,347 --> 01:29:51,380
You know,
for a second there,

577
01:29:51,381 --> 01:29:53,387
yeah, I kind of did.

578
01:29:55,857 --> 01:29:58,223
Silly rabbit.

579
01:29:58,224 --> 01:29:59,987
- Trix are for...
- Kids.

580
01:31:15,396 --> 01:31:16,327
Hyah!

581
01:32:50,964 --> 01:32:52,159
Hyah!

582
01:32:53,197 --> 01:32:54,524
Argh!

583
01:34:03,069 --> 01:34:04,462
Hyah!

584
01:34:38,071 --> 01:34:39,035
Aaah!

585
01:34:46,674 --> 01:34:47,778
<i>♪ I do</i>

586
01:34:47,779 --> 01:34:50,278
<i>♪ Ain't nobody doin' it
but me</i>

587
01:34:50,279 --> 01:34:53,852
<i>♪ Nobody but me
When I go to Philly, I do</i>

588
01:34:53,853 --> 01:34:56,487
<i>♪ Ain't nobody doin' it
but me, babe</i>

589
01:34:56,488 --> 01:34:58,085
<i>♪ Nobody but me</i>

590
01:34:58,086 --> 01:34:59,891
<i>♪ Well, let me tell you
nobody</i>

591
01:35:01,295 --> 01:35:02,661
<i>♪ Nobody but me</i>

592
01:35:02,662 --> 01:35:05,098
<i>♪ Well, let me tell you,
nobody</i>

593
01:35:05,099 --> 01:35:08,535
<i>♪ Nobody</i>

594
01:35:08,536 --> 01:35:12,369
<i>- ♪ Nobody
- ♪ Nobody</i>

595
01:35:12,370 --> 01:35:16,775
<i>♪ Nobody</i>

596
01:35:16,776 --> 01:35:18,668
<i>- ♪ Nobody
- ♪ Nobody ♪</i>

597
01:36:54,067 --> 01:36:55,873
This is what you get

598
01:36:55,874 --> 01:36:58,873
for fucking around
with Yakuzas!

599
01:36:58,874 --> 01:36:59,978
Go home to your mother!

600
01:38:22,554 --> 01:38:24,491
Except you, Sofie!

601
01:38:25,897 --> 01:38:28,165
You stay right where you are.

602
01:39:22,616 --> 01:39:24,551
O-REN: Your instrument
is quite impressive.

603
01:39:33,234 --> 01:39:34,231
Okinawa.

604
01:39:40,699 --> 01:39:41,931
This is Hattori Hanzo steel.

605
01:39:52,209 --> 01:39:53,184
Mmm-hmm.

606
01:42:59,270 --> 01:43:00,897
Silly Caucasian girl

607
01:43:00,898 --> 01:43:03,567
likes to play
with samurai swords.

608
01:43:05,840 --> 01:43:08,137
You may not be able
to fight like a samurai...

609
01:43:11,844 --> 01:43:14,044
but you can at least die
like a samurai.

610
01:45:38,965 --> 01:45:40,289
Hyah!

611
01:48:14,121 --> 01:48:15,114
Sofie...

612
01:48:16,119 --> 01:48:17,347
Sofie...

613
01:48:17,958 --> 01:48:19,184
My Sofie...

614
01:48:20,092 --> 01:48:21,318
I'm so sorry.

615
01:48:25,563 --> 01:48:29,166
Please. Please forgive
my betrayal.

616
01:48:29,167 --> 01:48:31,231
No more of that.

617
01:48:31,232 --> 01:48:34,837
- But still...
- But still nothing...

618
01:48:37,445 --> 01:48:40,577
Except my aching heart
over what she's done

619
01:48:40,578 --> 01:48:43,340
to my beautiful
and brilliant Sofie.

620
01:48:44,848 --> 01:48:47,748
I've kept you alive
for two reasons.

621
01:48:47,749 --> 01:48:49,478
The first reason
is information.

622
01:48:56,830 --> 01:49:00,961
But I am gonna
ask you questions.

623
01:49:00,962 --> 01:49:03,965
And every time
you don't give me answers,

624
01:49:05,205 --> 01:49:07,133
I'm gonna cut something off.

625
01:49:08,702 --> 01:49:10,937
And I promise you,

626
01:49:10,938 --> 01:49:13,909
they will be things
you will miss!

627
01:49:15,943 --> 01:49:18,016
Give me your other arm!

628
01:49:29,756 --> 01:49:31,994
<i>I want</i>

629
01:49:31,995 --> 01:49:34,497
<i>all the information
on the Deadly Vipers.</i>

630
01:49:34,498 --> 01:49:35,831
If you had to guess...

631
01:49:35,832 --> 01:49:37,194
<i>What they've been doing...</i>

632
01:49:37,195 --> 01:49:38,571
...why she
left you alive...

633
01:49:38,572 --> 01:49:40,197
<i>...and where I can find them.</i>

634
01:49:40,198 --> 01:49:41,530
...what would be
your guess?

635
01:49:44,377 --> 01:49:46,073
Guessing
won't be necessary.

636
01:49:47,047 --> 01:49:48,537
She informed me.

637
01:49:51,145 --> 01:49:53,250
She... She said
I could keep my wicked life

638
01:49:53,251 --> 01:49:54,543
for two reasons.

639
01:49:55,982 --> 01:49:57,647
<i>As I said before,</i>

640
01:49:57,648 --> 01:50:00,956
I've allowed you
to keep your wicked life
for two reasons.

641
01:50:02,262 --> 01:50:04,661
And the second reason is...

642
01:50:04,662 --> 01:50:07,830
so you can tell him,
in person,

643
01:50:07,831 --> 01:50:09,800
everything that happened
here tonight.

644
01:50:11,495 --> 01:50:14,869
I want him to witness
the extent of my mercy

645
01:50:14,870 --> 01:50:18,670
by witnessing
your deformed body.

646
01:50:18,671 --> 01:50:22,712
I want you to tell him
all the information
you just told me.

647
01:50:22,713 --> 01:50:26,013
I want him to know
what I know.

648
01:50:26,014 --> 01:50:28,984
I want him to know
I want him to know.

649
01:50:30,257 --> 01:50:32,888
And I want them all to know

650
01:50:32,889 --> 01:50:37,586
they'll all soon be
as dead as O-Ren.

651
01:53:01,566 --> 01:53:03,037
<i>Now,
the incident that happened</i>

652
01:53:03,038 --> 01:53:04,942
<i>at the Two Pines
wedding chapel</i>

653
01:53:04,943 --> 01:53:08,040
<i>that put this whole
gory story into motion</i>

654
01:53:08,041 --> 01:53:09,738
<i>has since become legend.</i>

655
01:53:10,714 --> 01:53:13,577
<i>"Massacre at Two Pines."</i>

656
01:53:13,578 --> 01:53:15,411
<i>That's what
the newspapers called it.</i>

657
01:53:15,412 --> 01:53:17,351
<i>The local TV news called it</i>

658
01:53:17,352 --> 01:53:21,726
<i>"The El Paso, Texas,
Wedding Chapel Massacre."</i>

659
01:53:21,727 --> 01:53:24,390
<i>How it happened,
who was there,</i>

660
01:53:24,391 --> 01:53:27,394
<i>how many got killed
and who killed them</i>

661
01:53:27,395 --> 01:53:29,901
<i>changes depending on
who's telling the story.</i>

662
01:53:30,798 --> 01:53:32,532
<i>In actual fact,</i>

663
01:53:32,533 --> 01:53:35,071
<i>the massacre didn't happen
during a wedding at all.</i>

664
01:53:36,235 --> 01:53:39,109
<i>It was a wedding rehearsal.</i>

665
01:53:39,110 --> 01:53:41,276
Now, when we come
to the part where I say,

666
01:53:41,277 --> 01:53:45,708
"You may kiss the bride,"
you may kiss the bride,

667
01:53:45,709 --> 01:53:47,384
but don't stick your tongue
in her mouth.

668
01:53:50,217 --> 01:53:52,451
This might be funny
to your friends,

669
01:53:52,452 --> 01:53:55,322
but it would be embarrassing
to your parents.

670
01:53:57,556 --> 01:53:59,458
We'll try to restrain
ourselves, Reverend.

671
01:54:01,566 --> 01:54:03,198
Y'all got a song?

672
01:54:07,071 --> 01:54:09,534
How 'bout <i>Love Me Tender?</i>
I can play that.

673
01:54:10,774 --> 01:54:12,437
-Sure.
- Yeah.

674
01:54:12,438 --> 01:54:13,802
<i>Love Me Tender</i>
would be great.

675
01:54:14,777 --> 01:54:16,508
Rufus, he's the man.

676
01:54:18,248 --> 01:54:21,420
Rufus, who was that
that you used to play for?

677
01:54:21,421 --> 01:54:23,280
Rufus Thomas.

678
01:54:23,281 --> 01:54:26,286
Rufus Thomas. Rufus Thomas.

679
01:54:26,287 --> 01:54:29,262
I was a Drell.
I was a Drifter.

680
01:54:29,263 --> 01:54:30,862
I was a Coaster.

681
01:54:30,863 --> 01:54:34,164
I was part of the Gang.
I was a Bar-kay.

682
01:54:34,165 --> 01:54:37,331
If they come through Texas,
I played with 'em.

683
01:54:38,435 --> 01:54:39,663
Rufus,

684
01:54:40,637 --> 01:54:41,830
he's the man.

685
01:54:44,975 --> 01:54:47,474
- Have I forgotten anything?
- Um...

686
01:54:47,475 --> 01:54:50,847
Oh, yes. You forgot, uh,
the seating arrangements.

687
01:54:50,848 --> 01:54:53,950
- Thank you, Mother.
- Yes.

688
01:54:53,951 --> 01:54:55,983
Now, the way
we normally do this,

689
01:54:55,984 --> 01:54:58,482
we have the bride's side,

690
01:54:58,483 --> 01:55:00,123
and then we have
the groom's side.

691
01:55:00,124 --> 01:55:03,457
But since the bride
ain't got nobody comin',

692
01:55:03,458 --> 01:55:07,495
and the groom's got
far too many people comin'...

693
01:55:07,496 --> 01:55:09,863
Well, yeah, they're comin'
all the way from Oklahoma.

694
01:55:12,468 --> 01:55:16,908
Right. Well, I don't
see no problem with...

695
01:55:16,909 --> 01:55:20,137
the groom's side sharing
the bride's side.

696
01:55:20,138 --> 01:55:21,507
Do you, Mother?

697
01:55:21,508 --> 01:55:24,815
I don't have a problem
with that. But, uh...

698
01:55:24,816 --> 01:55:26,717
Honey, you know,
it would be good

699
01:55:26,718 --> 01:55:29,381
if you had somebody come.

700
01:55:29,382 --> 01:55:30,923
You know, as a sign
of good faith?

701
01:55:33,351 --> 01:55:35,760
Well, I don't have anybody,

702
01:55:35,761 --> 01:55:38,293
except for Tommy
and my friends.

703
01:55:39,730 --> 01:55:40,889
You have no family?

704
01:55:42,527 --> 01:55:44,165
Well, I'm workin' on
changing that.

705
01:55:44,166 --> 01:55:46,101
Mrs. Harmony,
we're all the family

706
01:55:46,102 --> 01:55:47,566
this little angel's
ever gonna need.

707
01:55:50,170 --> 01:55:51,536
I'm not feeling very well,

708
01:55:51,537 --> 01:55:54,173
and this bitch is starting
to piss me off.

709
01:55:54,174 --> 01:55:55,872
So while y'all blather on,

710
01:55:55,873 --> 01:55:57,411
- I'm gonna go outside
and get some air.
- Okay.

711
01:55:58,852 --> 01:56:00,611
Um, uh,
Reverend, sorry, uh...

712
01:56:00,612 --> 01:56:02,513
She's gonna go out
and get some air.

713
01:56:02,514 --> 01:56:04,584
Yeah. Given her
delicate condition.

714
01:56:04,585 --> 01:56:06,517
She just needs a few minutes
to get it together.

715
01:56:06,518 --> 01:56:08,389
- She'll be okay.
-Right.

716
01:57:26,836 --> 01:57:27,996
Hello, Kiddo.

717
01:57:33,437 --> 01:57:35,003
How did you find me?

718
01:57:36,307 --> 01:57:37,841
I'm the man.

719
01:57:41,885 --> 01:57:43,154
What are you doin' here?

720
01:57:45,349 --> 01:57:46,487
What am I doin'?

721
01:57:48,625 --> 01:57:50,962
Well,

722
01:57:50,963 --> 01:57:53,494
a moment ago
I was playing my flute.

723
01:58:00,233 --> 01:58:01,502
At this moment...

724
01:58:03,240 --> 01:58:05,503
I'm lookin' at the most
beautiful bride

725
01:58:05,504 --> 01:58:07,541
these old eyes have ever seen.

726
01:58:09,814 --> 01:58:11,083
Why are you here?

727
01:58:12,045 --> 01:58:13,041
Last look.

728
01:58:15,853 --> 01:58:17,516
Are you gonna be nice?

729
01:58:17,517 --> 01:58:19,751
I've never been nice
my whole life.

730
01:58:21,653 --> 01:58:25,023
But I'll do my best
to be sweet.

731
01:58:25,024 --> 01:58:26,054
Hmm.

732
01:58:27,161 --> 01:58:28,056
I always told you,

733
01:58:29,826 --> 01:58:32,368
your sweet side
is your best side.

734
01:58:33,200 --> 01:58:34,831
I guess that's why

735
01:58:34,832 --> 01:58:37,109
you're the only one
who's ever seen it.

736
01:58:40,111 --> 01:58:41,971
See you got a bun
in the oven.

737
01:58:42,580 --> 01:58:43,808
Hmm.

738
01:58:45,684 --> 01:58:48,185
I'm knocked up.

739
01:58:48,186 --> 01:58:51,850
Jeez, Louise.
That young man of yours

740
01:58:51,851 --> 01:58:54,555
sure doesn't believe
in wasting time, does he?

741
01:58:56,289 --> 01:58:57,756
Have you seen Tommy?

742
01:59:00,527 --> 01:59:03,701
-Big guy in the tux?
- Yes.

743
01:59:03,702 --> 01:59:05,093
Then I saw him.

744
01:59:06,903 --> 01:59:08,404
I like his hair.

745
01:59:10,733 --> 01:59:12,474
You promised you'd be nice.

746
01:59:14,874 --> 01:59:18,106
No, I said I'd do my best.
That's hardly a promise.

747
01:59:19,444 --> 01:59:20,581
But you're right.

748
01:59:21,879 --> 01:59:24,486
What does your young man
do for a living?

749
01:59:26,753 --> 01:59:29,728
He owns a used record store
here in El Paso.

750
01:59:29,729 --> 01:59:32,159
Ah. Music lover, eh?

751
01:59:32,160 --> 01:59:33,660
He's fond of music.

752
01:59:35,459 --> 01:59:36,960
Aren't we all?

753
01:59:41,438 --> 01:59:44,803
And what are you doing
for a j-o-b these days?

754
01:59:47,242 --> 01:59:48,774
I work in the record store.

755
01:59:50,011 --> 01:59:51,381
Ah, so...

756
01:59:53,480 --> 01:59:55,781
It all suddenly
seems so clear.

757
01:59:58,955 --> 02:00:01,190
Do you like it?

758
02:00:01,191 --> 02:00:03,151
Yeah. I like it
a lot, smartass.

759
02:00:04,822 --> 02:00:07,364
I get to listen
to music all day,

760
02:00:07,365 --> 02:00:09,564
talk about music all day.
It's really cool.

761
02:00:12,368 --> 02:00:13,599
It's gonna be
a great environment

762
02:00:13,600 --> 02:00:15,163
for my little girl
to grow up in.

763
02:00:18,469 --> 02:00:20,136
As opposed to

764
02:00:20,137 --> 02:00:23,378
jetting around the world,
killing human beings

765
02:00:23,379 --> 02:00:25,646
and being paid
vast sums of money?

766
02:00:28,181 --> 02:00:29,953
Precisely.

767
02:00:29,954 --> 02:00:31,421
Well, my old friend,

768
02:00:32,659 --> 02:00:33,885
to each his own.

769
02:00:35,220 --> 02:00:36,894
However,

770
02:00:36,895 --> 02:00:39,793
all cock blockery aside,

771
02:00:39,794 --> 02:00:42,091
I am looking forward
to meeting your young man.

772
02:00:43,301 --> 02:00:46,398
I happen to be,
more or less, particular

773
02:00:46,399 --> 02:00:48,240
whom my gal marries.

774
02:00:51,208 --> 02:00:53,343
You want to come
to the wedding?

775
02:00:53,344 --> 02:00:54,840
Only if I can sit
on the bride's side.

776
02:00:56,677 --> 02:00:59,216
You'll find it a bit lonely
on my side.

777
02:00:59,217 --> 02:01:03,187
Your side always was
a bit lonely.

778
02:01:03,188 --> 02:01:05,213
But I wouldn't sit
anywhere else.

779
02:01:07,891 --> 02:01:09,118
You know,

780
02:01:10,526 --> 02:01:12,922
I had the loveliest dream
about you...

781
02:01:12,923 --> 02:01:14,959
Oh, here's Tommy!
Call me Arlene.

782
02:01:16,167 --> 02:01:17,663
-You must be Tommy!
- Uh-huh.

783
02:01:17,664 --> 02:01:20,204
Arlene's told me
so much about you.

784
02:01:20,205 --> 02:01:22,900
- Honey, you okay?
- Oh, I'm fine.

785
02:01:22,901 --> 02:01:25,274
Tommy, I'd like you
to meet my father.

786
02:01:25,275 --> 02:01:28,507
-  Hi.
- Oh, my God!

787
02:01:28,508 --> 02:01:30,547
Oh, my God, this is great!

788
02:01:30,548 --> 02:01:33,241
I'm so glad
to meet you, sir...
Oh, uh, Dad.

789
02:01:34,116 --> 02:01:36,286
The name's Bill.

790
02:01:36,287 --> 02:01:38,355
Well, it's great
to meet you... Bill.

791
02:01:38,356 --> 02:01:40,117
Arlene told me
you couldn't make it.

792
02:01:40,118 --> 02:01:43,192
-  Surprise.
- That's my pop for ya.

793
02:01:43,193 --> 02:01:44,954
Always full of surprises.

794
02:01:44,955 --> 02:01:48,797
Well, in the surprise
department,

795
02:01:48,798 --> 02:01:51,928
the apple doesn't fall
far from the tree.

796
02:01:51,929 --> 02:01:54,404
- When did you get in?
- Just now.

797
02:01:54,405 --> 02:01:56,240
Did you come straight
from Australia?

798
02:01:56,241 --> 02:01:58,474
- Of course.
- Daddy, I told Tommy

799
02:01:58,475 --> 02:02:00,577
that you were in Perth
mining for silver,

800
02:02:00,578 --> 02:02:03,479
and no one could reach you.

801
02:02:03,480 --> 02:02:05,746
Lucky for us all,
that's not the case.

802
02:02:07,217 --> 02:02:10,485
So, what's this all about?

803
02:02:10,486 --> 02:02:12,719
I've heard of
wedding rehearsals,

804
02:02:12,720 --> 02:02:14,885
but I don't believe
I've ever heard of

805
02:02:14,886 --> 02:02:17,759
a wedding
dress rehearsal before.

806
02:02:17,760 --> 02:02:20,165
We thought, "Why pay
so much money for a dress

807
02:02:20,166 --> 02:02:21,764
"you're only gonna
wear once?"

808
02:02:21,765 --> 02:02:25,003
Especially when Arlene looks
so goddamn beautiful in it.

809
02:02:25,004 --> 02:02:26,634
So I think we're gonna try

810
02:02:26,635 --> 02:02:28,296
to get all the mileage
we can out of it.

811
02:02:30,167 --> 02:02:32,276
Isn't it supposed to be
bad luck for the groom

812
02:02:32,277 --> 02:02:34,946
to see the bride
in her wedding dress

813
02:02:34,947 --> 02:02:37,449
before the ceremony?

814
02:02:37,450 --> 02:02:40,616
Well, I guess I just believe
in living dangerously.

815
02:02:42,747 --> 02:02:44,917
I know just what you mean.

816
02:02:44,918 --> 02:02:47,991
Son, some of us
have places to be.

817
02:02:47,992 --> 02:02:49,923
Sure do.

818
02:02:49,924 --> 02:02:52,195
Look, we gotta go
through this one more time,

819
02:02:52,196 --> 02:02:54,162
so why don't you have a s...

820
02:02:54,163 --> 02:02:56,534
Oh, my God.

821
02:02:56,535 --> 02:02:58,536
What am I thinking?
You should give her away!

822
02:02:58,537 --> 02:03:02,297
Tommy, that's not exactly
Daddy's cup of tea.

823
02:03:02,298 --> 02:03:04,671
I think Father would be
much more comfortable

824
02:03:04,672 --> 02:03:06,042
sitting with
the rest of the guests.

825
02:03:06,043 --> 02:03:07,379
Hmm. Really?

826
02:03:08,376 --> 02:03:09,480
That's asking a lot.

827
02:03:11,380 --> 02:03:15,016
Oh. Okay. Well, forget it.

828
02:03:15,017 --> 02:03:17,016
But how about
we go out to dinner
tonight to celebrate?

829
02:03:17,017 --> 02:03:19,948
Only on the condition
that I pay for everything.

830
02:03:19,949 --> 02:03:21,657
Deal. We got to do this now.

831
02:03:22,455 --> 02:03:24,028
Can I watch?

832
02:03:24,029 --> 02:03:26,559
Absolutely. Have a seat.

833
02:03:26,560 --> 02:03:28,196
Which is the bride's side?

834
02:03:28,197 --> 02:03:29,434
Right over here.

835
02:03:33,337 --> 02:03:34,868
Mother, here we go!

836
02:03:36,999 --> 02:03:39,367
Now, son, about them vows...

837
02:03:46,348 --> 02:03:49,517
Bill... I just want...

838
02:03:49,518 --> 02:03:51,786
You don't owe me a damn thing.

839
02:03:53,389 --> 02:03:54,888
If he's the man you want,

840
02:03:56,226 --> 02:03:58,386
then go stand by him.

841
02:04:22,384 --> 02:04:23,620
Do I look pretty?

842
02:04:24,922 --> 02:04:25,919
Oh, yes.

843
02:04:37,100 --> 02:04:38,162
Thank you.

844
02:04:44,241 --> 02:04:45,433
Oh, good.

845
02:05:13,963 --> 02:05:15,799
What the hell?

846
02:05:17,142 --> 02:05:19,143
No! Bill!

847
02:05:58,608 --> 02:06:02,648
You tellin' me she cut her way
through 88 bodyguards

848
02:06:02,649 --> 02:06:04,786
'fore she got to O-Ren?

849
02:06:04,787 --> 02:06:06,722
Nah, there wasn't
really 88 of 'em.

850
02:06:06,723 --> 02:06:09,359
They just call themselves
"The Crazy 88."

851
02:06:09,360 --> 02:06:11,726
- How come?
- I don't know.

852
02:06:11,727 --> 02:06:13,228
I guess they thought
it sounded cool.

853
02:06:14,864 --> 02:06:19,170
Anyhow, they all fell
under her Hanzo sword.

854
02:06:19,171 --> 02:06:21,172
She got a Hanzo sword?

855
02:06:21,173 --> 02:06:23,005
He made one for her.

856
02:06:23,006 --> 02:06:26,675
Didn't he swear a blood oath
to never make another sword?

857
02:06:26,676 --> 02:06:29,537
It would appear
he has broken it.

858
02:06:32,246 --> 02:06:35,246
Them Japs sure know how
to hold a grudge, don't they?

859
02:06:38,416 --> 02:06:43,421
Or maybe you just tend
to bring that out in people.

860
02:06:43,422 --> 02:06:48,227
I know this is
a ridiculous question
before I ask it,

861
02:06:48,228 --> 02:06:50,558
but you haven't,
by any chance,
kept up with your

862
02:06:51,168 --> 02:06:52,395
swordplay?

863
02:06:55,039 --> 02:06:57,708
I, um...

864
02:06:57,709 --> 02:07:01,204
I pawned that
years ago.

865
02:07:01,205 --> 02:07:04,242
You hocked
a Hattori Hanzo sword?

866
02:07:05,016 --> 02:07:06,679
Yep.

867
02:07:06,680 --> 02:07:08,712
It was priceless.

868
02:07:13,252 --> 02:07:17,792
Well, not in El Paso,
it ain't.

869
02:07:17,793 --> 02:07:20,588
In El Paso,
I got me $250 for it.

870
02:07:22,535 --> 02:07:24,592
I'm a bouncer
in a titty bar, Bill.

871
02:07:28,466 --> 02:07:30,576
If she wants to fight with me,
all she's gotta do

872
02:07:30,577 --> 02:07:32,474
is come down to the club
and start some shit

873
02:07:32,475 --> 02:07:33,843
and we'll be in a fight.

874
02:07:35,878 --> 02:07:39,112
I know we haven't spoken
in some time,

875
02:07:40,886 --> 02:07:42,852
and the last time we spoke
wasn't the most pleasant,

876
02:07:44,480 --> 02:07:47,318
but you've got to get over
being mad at me

877
02:07:48,726 --> 02:07:51,093
and start becoming
afraid of .

878
02:07:51,094 --> 02:07:54,094
Because she is coming,
and she's coming to kill you.

879
02:07:56,228 --> 02:07:57,766
And, unless you accept
my assistance,

880
02:07:57,767 --> 02:08:00,635
I have no doubt
she will succeed.

881
02:08:09,347 --> 02:08:11,244
I don't dodge guilt,

882
02:08:11,245 --> 02:08:14,180
and I don't Jew out
of paying my comeuppance.

883
02:08:16,521 --> 02:08:19,647
Can't we just...
forget the past?

884
02:08:22,688 --> 02:08:24,790
That woman

885
02:08:24,791 --> 02:08:26,489
deserves her revenge.

886
02:08:31,663 --> 02:08:32,660
And

887
02:08:34,130 --> 02:08:35,663
we deserve to die.

888
02:08:40,940 --> 02:08:42,670
But, then again,

889
02:08:43,875 --> 02:08:45,145
so does she.

890
02:08:49,286 --> 02:08:50,678
So I guess

891
02:08:51,817 --> 02:08:53,681
we'll just see.

892
02:08:55,325 --> 02:08:56,552
Won't we?

893
02:09:33,991 --> 02:09:35,697
Late again.

894
02:09:35,698 --> 02:09:37,428
Budd, can't you tell time?

895
02:09:39,363 --> 02:09:41,231
There ain't nobody
in here, man.

896
02:09:41,232 --> 02:09:43,774
-Is that Budd?
- Yeah.

897
02:09:43,775 --> 02:09:46,737
Tell him to get
his fucking ass back here!

898
02:09:46,738 --> 02:09:48,613
Okay.

899
02:09:48,614 --> 02:09:50,881
Budd, Larry'd like
a word with ya.

900
02:09:56,786 --> 02:09:59,054
Take a hit. Be somebody, baby.

901
02:10:08,896 --> 02:10:10,263
You looking for me?

902
02:10:17,036 --> 02:10:19,039
I don't know what car wash

903
02:10:19,040 --> 02:10:20,646
you worked
before you came here

904
02:10:20,647 --> 02:10:22,739
that let you stroll in
20 minutes late,

905
02:10:22,740 --> 02:10:25,779
but it wasn't owned by me
and I own a fucking car wash.

906
02:10:25,780 --> 02:10:27,448
Do you want me to leave?

907
02:10:27,449 --> 02:10:29,018
No, I don't want you to leave.
I want you to sit and wait.

908
02:10:29,979 --> 02:10:30,987
Larry,

909
02:10:32,284 --> 02:10:35,726
there ain't nobody
out there, so...

910
02:10:35,727 --> 02:10:39,259
"There's nobody
out there, Larry."

911
02:10:41,131 --> 02:10:45,635
What's your point?
That you're not needed here?

912
02:10:45,636 --> 02:10:49,775
My point is I'm the bouncer,

913
02:10:49,776 --> 02:10:52,510
and there ain't nobody
out there to bounce.

914
02:10:52,511 --> 02:10:54,439
You saying that the reason

915
02:10:55,779 --> 02:10:58,450
that you're not doing the job

916
02:10:58,451 --> 02:11:01,082
that I'm paying you to do

917
02:11:01,083 --> 02:11:04,053
is that you don't
have a job to do?

918
02:11:06,582 --> 02:11:08,960
- No...
- Is that what you're saying?

919
02:11:08,961 --> 02:11:11,193
What are you trying
to convince me of, exactly?

920
02:11:11,194 --> 02:11:13,722
That you're as useless
as an asshole right here?

921
02:11:14,961 --> 02:11:17,461
Well, guess what, Buddy?

922
02:11:17,462 --> 02:11:20,828
I think you just
fucking convinced me.

923
02:11:23,173 --> 02:11:26,471
Let's go to the calendar.
It's calendar time.

924
02:11:27,336 --> 02:11:29,846
Calendar time for Buddy.

925
02:11:29,847 --> 02:11:33,308
- Okay. You working tomorrow?
- Yeah.

926
02:11:33,309 --> 02:11:35,448
Mmm. No, you're not.

927
02:11:35,449 --> 02:11:37,689
You don't even know
what fucking day you work.

928
02:11:37,690 --> 02:11:39,684
Here. You're not
working tomorrow.

929
02:11:39,685 --> 02:11:42,725
You're working Wednesday.
Here you are. There you go.

930
02:11:42,726 --> 02:11:44,892
- Workin' Thursday?
- Yeah.

931
02:11:44,893 --> 02:11:47,492
I don't think so. Friday?

932
02:11:49,464 --> 02:11:51,867
- I don't... There's your name.
-If you say so.

933
02:11:51,868 --> 02:11:54,696
There used to be
your name. Okay?

934
02:11:54,697 --> 02:11:56,339
Saturday.
There used to be your name.

935
02:11:56,340 --> 02:11:57,699
Oh.

936
02:11:57,700 --> 02:12:01,175
Uh, Monday...
Here, how about that?

937
02:12:01,176 --> 02:12:02,813
Fucking with your cash
is the only thing

938
02:12:02,814 --> 02:12:05,774
you kids
seem to understand. Okay?

939
02:12:07,314 --> 02:12:09,486
Now, I want you to go home
till I call you.

940
02:12:09,487 --> 02:12:11,252
Till I call you.

941
02:12:12,516 --> 02:12:14,153
Before you leave,
talk to Rocket.

942
02:12:14,154 --> 02:12:15,883
She's got a job for you to do.

943
02:12:17,922 --> 02:12:18,930
And...

944
02:12:20,595 --> 02:12:21,889
the hat,

945
02:12:23,601 --> 02:12:24,969
that fucking hat.

946
02:12:26,604 --> 02:12:29,201
That fucking hat.

947
02:12:29,202 --> 02:12:32,370
How many times
have I told you,

948
02:12:32,371 --> 02:12:35,104
don't wear
that fucking hat here?

949
02:12:35,105 --> 02:12:36,347
How many?

950
02:12:40,618 --> 02:12:42,513
Customers wear hats.

951
02:12:42,514 --> 02:12:44,951
Well, I'm not the boss
of the customers.

952
02:12:44,952 --> 02:12:47,418
I'm the boss of you.

953
02:12:47,419 --> 02:12:49,761
And I'm telling you
that I want you

954
02:12:49,762 --> 02:12:52,326
to keep that shit-kicker hat
at home.

955
02:13:28,265 --> 02:13:31,826
Yeah, Budd, honey, uh,
the toilet is at it again.

956
02:13:31,827 --> 02:13:33,697
There's shitty water
all over the floor.

957
02:13:34,803 --> 02:13:37,866
Okay, Rocket.

958
02:13:40,603 --> 02:13:43,014
- I'll clean it up.
- Mmm-hmm.

959
02:15:06,665 --> 02:15:09,163
<i>♪ How many times</i>

960
02:15:09,164 --> 02:15:12,466
<i>♪ Have you heard someone say</i>

961
02:15:14,333 --> 02:15:16,305
<i>♪ "If I had his money</i>

962
02:15:17,843 --> 02:15:20,111
<i>♪ "I could do things my way"</i>

963
02:15:22,011 --> 02:15:24,276
<i>♪ But little they know</i>

964
02:15:25,917 --> 02:15:28,152
<i>♪ That it's so hard to find</i>

965
02:15:29,788 --> 02:15:32,079
<i>♪ One rich man in ten</i>

966
02:15:33,517 --> 02:15:36,083
<i>♪ With a satisfied mind</i>

967
02:15:39,556 --> 02:15:42,998
<i>♪ Once I was winning</i>

968
02:15:42,999 --> 02:15:45,466
<i>♪ In fortune and fame</i>

969
02:15:47,138 --> 02:15:50,568
<i>♪ Everything
that I dreamed for</i>

970
02:15:50,569 --> 02:15:53,144
<i>♪ To get a start
in life's game</i>

971
02:15:55,045 --> 02:15:58,479
<i>♪ Then suddenly it happened</i>

972
02:15:58,480 --> 02:16:03,148
<i>♪ I lost every dime
but I'm richer...</i>

973
02:16:37,679 --> 02:16:39,957
<i>♪ How many times</i>

974
02:16:39,958 --> 02:16:43,150
<i>♪ Have you heard someone say...</i>

975
02:16:55,208 --> 02:16:57,670
<i>♪ That it's so hard to find</i>

976
02:16:58,976 --> 02:17:00,775
<i>♪ One rich man in ten</i>

977
02:17:02,914 --> 02:17:05,480
<i>♪ With a satisfied mind</i>

978
02:17:08,744 --> 02:17:11,887
<i>♪ Once I was winning ♪</i>

979
02:17:20,829 --> 02:17:23,167
Now,

980
02:17:23,168 --> 02:17:25,192
that gentled you down
some, didn't it?

981
02:17:35,239 --> 02:17:36,203
Yep.

982
02:17:38,245 --> 02:17:40,183
Ain't nobody a badass

983
02:17:40,184 --> 02:17:42,314
with a double dose
of rock salt

984
02:17:42,315 --> 02:17:44,082
dug deep in her tits.

985
02:17:48,255 --> 02:17:51,889
Not havin' tits...

986
02:17:56,568 --> 02:17:57,598
is fine

987
02:17:59,002 --> 02:18:01,735
or as big as yours,

988
02:18:01,736 --> 02:18:06,104
I can't even imagine
how bad that shit must sting.

989
02:18:09,845 --> 02:18:11,073
And...

990
02:18:15,888 --> 02:18:17,244
I don't want to, neither.

991
02:18:40,073 --> 02:18:41,645
I win.

992
02:19:53,850 --> 02:19:54,880
Bill.

993
02:19:56,386 --> 02:19:58,488
Wrong brother,
ya hateful bitch.

994
02:19:59,221 --> 02:20:01,018
- Budd.
<i>- Bingo.</i>

995
02:20:03,461 --> 02:20:05,352
And to what do I owe
this dubious pleasure?

996
02:20:06,998 --> 02:20:08,331
I just caught me

997
02:20:08,332 --> 02:20:10,357
the cowgirl
ain't never been caught.

998
02:20:12,202 --> 02:20:13,437
<i>Did you kill her?</i>

999
02:20:14,632 --> 02:20:16,668
Well, not yet, I ain't.

1000
02:20:16,669 --> 02:20:18,365
<i>I shot her full of rock salt.</i>

1001
02:20:19,341 --> 02:20:21,479
<i>She's so gentle right now,</i>

1002
02:20:21,480 --> 02:20:23,744
<i>I could perform
a coup de grace with a rock.</i>

1003
02:20:24,981 --> 02:20:26,208
Anywho...

1004
02:20:30,653 --> 02:20:32,885
Guess what I'm holdin'
in my hand right now?

1005
02:20:33,857 --> 02:20:35,151
What?

1006
02:20:35,152 --> 02:20:38,528
<i>A brand-spankin'-new
Hattori Hanzo sword.</i>

1007
02:20:40,363 --> 02:20:41,894
And I'm here to tell ya, Elle,

1008
02:20:43,893 --> 02:20:45,436
that's what I call sharp.

1009
02:20:46,002 --> 02:20:47,503
How much?

1010
02:20:47,504 --> 02:20:49,396
Oh, that's hard to say,
bein' that it's

1011
02:20:50,272 --> 02:20:52,075
priceless an' all.

1012
02:20:52,076 --> 02:20:53,400
What's the terms?

1013
02:20:54,873 --> 02:20:56,410
<i>You get
your bony ass down here</i>

1014
02:20:56,411 --> 02:20:57,613
<i>first thing in the morning</i>

1015
02:20:59,175 --> 02:21:01,408
with a million dollars
in folding cash,

1016
02:21:03,120 --> 02:21:05,719
and I'll give you

1017
02:21:05,720 --> 02:21:07,953
the greatest sword
ever made by a man.

1018
02:21:12,728 --> 02:21:14,629
<i>Now, how do you like
the sound of that?</i>

1019
02:21:14,630 --> 02:21:17,424
Sounds like we got a deal.
One condition.

1020
02:21:18,297 --> 02:21:19,534
What?

1021
02:21:19,535 --> 02:21:23,106
She must suffer
to her last breath.

1022
02:21:23,107 --> 02:21:24,640
Well...

1023
02:21:25,637 --> 02:21:27,170
that, Elle darlin',

1024
02:21:28,908 --> 02:21:31,141
I can pretty much
damn well guarantee.

1025
02:21:32,782 --> 02:21:35,684
Then I'll see you
in the mornin', millionaire.

1026
02:21:37,119 --> 02:21:38,346
All right.

1027
02:22:39,512 --> 02:22:40,815
Wakey-wakey.

1028
02:22:41,954 --> 02:22:43,180
Eggs and bakey.

1029
02:23:18,584 --> 02:23:19,854
I'm done!

1030
02:23:21,016 --> 02:23:22,549
Get me outta this hole!

1031
02:23:26,592 --> 02:23:27,554
Good.

1032
02:23:37,602 --> 02:23:38,565
Whew.

1033
02:24:01,024 --> 02:24:03,093
Whoa, look at those eyes.

1034
02:24:03,094 --> 02:24:06,329
This bitch is furious.

1035
02:24:07,238 --> 02:24:08,298
What did I tell ya?

1036
02:24:10,302 --> 02:24:13,910
Is she the cutest little
blond pussy you ever saw?

1037
02:24:13,911 --> 02:24:17,708
Or, is she the cutest little
blond pussy you ever saw?

1038
02:24:17,709 --> 02:24:19,243
I seen better.

1039
02:24:25,223 --> 02:24:26,283
You got anything to say?

1040
02:24:29,452 --> 02:24:32,893
White women call this
"The silent treatment."

1041
02:24:32,894 --> 02:24:35,494
And we let 'em think
we don't like it.

1042
02:24:40,671 --> 02:24:42,167
You grab the feet,
I'll get the head.

1043
02:24:51,107 --> 02:24:54,483
Hey. Hey. Hey!

1044
02:24:54,484 --> 02:24:56,643
Wiggle worm, you see this?

1045
02:24:58,289 --> 02:24:59,514
You see it, don't ya?

1046
02:25:02,359 --> 02:25:03,793
That's a can of mace.

1047
02:25:05,262 --> 02:25:07,863
Mmm-hmm. No.

1048
02:25:07,864 --> 02:25:10,324
You're goin'
underneath the ground tonight.

1049
02:25:10,325 --> 02:25:12,901
And that's all there is to it.

1050
02:25:17,505 --> 02:25:19,039
I wanna bury ya.

1051
02:25:22,511 --> 02:25:23,747
I was gonna bury ya...

1052
02:25:28,880 --> 02:25:31,183
...with this.

1053
02:25:36,519 --> 02:25:39,092
But if you're gonna act
like a horse's ass...

1054
02:25:41,732 --> 02:25:45,401
I'm gonna spray
this whole goddamn can

1055
02:25:45,402 --> 02:25:47,331
right in your eyeballs!

1056
02:25:47,332 --> 02:25:49,564
I'll burn 'em right outta
your fucking head.

1057
02:25:51,574 --> 02:25:52,842
Then you're gonna be blind

1058
02:25:54,212 --> 02:25:55,438
and burnin'...

1059
02:25:58,844 --> 02:26:00,410
and buried alive.

1060
02:26:06,349 --> 02:26:07,956
Now, what's it
gonna be, sister?

1061
02:26:19,337 --> 02:26:20,628
That's a wise decision.

1062
02:26:34,851 --> 02:26:36,578
This is for breakin'
my brother's heart.

1063
02:30:26,650 --> 02:30:27,974
Once upon a time,

1064
02:30:29,453 --> 02:30:30,449
in China,

1065
02:30:32,481 --> 02:30:35,956
some believe around the year

1066
02:30:35,957 --> 02:30:37,687
one, double aught, three,

1067
02:30:39,921 --> 02:30:43,259
head priest of
the White Lotus Clan, Pai Mei,

1068
02:30:43,260 --> 02:30:45,992
was walking down a road

1069
02:30:47,199 --> 02:30:49,269
contemplating whatever it is

1070
02:30:49,270 --> 02:30:53,610
that a man
of Pai Mei's infinite powers

1071
02:30:53,611 --> 02:30:55,639
would contemplate.

1072
02:30:55,640 --> 02:30:57,509
Which is another way
of saying, "Who knows?"

1073
02:31:00,282 --> 02:31:03,513
When a Shaolin monk
appeared on the road,

1074
02:31:03,514 --> 02:31:06,616
traveling in
the opposite direction.

1075
02:31:06,617 --> 02:31:09,092
As the monk and the priest
crossed paths,

1076
02:31:10,460 --> 02:31:12,691
Pai Mei,

1077
02:31:12,692 --> 02:31:16,924
in a practically unfathomable
display of generosity,

1078
02:31:18,134 --> 02:31:21,027
gave the monk
the slightest of nods.

1079
02:31:23,473 --> 02:31:24,437
The nod

1080
02:31:25,467 --> 02:31:27,077
was not returned.

1081
02:31:31,149 --> 02:31:34,376
Now, was it the intention
of the Shaolin monk

1082
02:31:34,377 --> 02:31:37,584
to insult Pai Mei?

1083
02:31:37,585 --> 02:31:41,047
Or did he just fail to see
the generous social gesture?

1084
02:31:42,818 --> 02:31:46,052
The motives of the monk
remain unknown.

1085
02:31:47,664 --> 02:31:48,593
What is known

1086
02:31:49,667 --> 02:31:51,365
were the consequences.

1087
02:32:04,407 --> 02:32:06,280
The next morning,

1088
02:32:06,281 --> 02:32:08,778
Pai Mei appeared
at the Shaolin temple

1089
02:32:10,582 --> 02:32:14,114
and demanded
of the temple's head abbot

1090
02:32:14,115 --> 02:32:18,590
that he offer Pai Mei his neck
to repay the insult.

1091
02:32:20,693 --> 02:32:23,925
The abbot, at first,
tried to console Pai Mei,

1092
02:32:25,099 --> 02:32:27,599
only to find Pai Mei was...

1093
02:32:28,936 --> 02:32:31,102
inconsolable.

1094
02:32:42,147 --> 02:32:43,153
So began...

1095
02:32:44,450 --> 02:32:47,122
the massacre
of the Shaolin temple

1096
02:32:47,123 --> 02:32:50,554
and all sixty
of the monks inside,

1097
02:32:50,555 --> 02:32:52,426
at the fists
of the White Lotus.

1098
02:32:54,094 --> 02:32:58,093
And so began the legend

1099
02:32:58,094 --> 02:33:02,398
of Pai Mei's five-point-palm
exploding-heart technique.

1100
02:33:02,399 --> 02:33:03,801
And what, pray tell,

1101
02:33:03,802 --> 02:33:06,509
is the five-point-palm
exploding-heart technique?

1102
02:33:06,510 --> 02:33:11,544
Quite simply,
the deadliest blow
in all of martial arts.

1103
02:33:14,084 --> 02:33:17,650
He hits you
with his fingertips

1104
02:33:17,651 --> 02:33:20,190
at five different
pressure points on your body,

1105
02:33:21,782 --> 02:33:24,018
and then lets you walk away.

1106
02:33:25,788 --> 02:33:28,856
But once you've taken
five steps,

1107
02:33:28,857 --> 02:33:33,102
your heart explodes
inside your body

1108
02:33:33,103 --> 02:33:35,667
and you fall
to the floor, dead.

1109
02:33:36,875 --> 02:33:38,901
- Did he teach you that?
- No.

1110
02:33:40,844 --> 02:33:42,477
He teaches no one

1111
02:33:42,478 --> 02:33:44,676
the five-point-palm
exploding-heart technique.

1112
02:33:45,879 --> 02:33:48,318
Now...

1113
02:33:48,319 --> 02:33:50,847
one of the things
I've always liked about you,

1114
02:33:51,885 --> 02:33:52,882
Kiddo...

1115
02:33:55,456 --> 02:33:57,689
is you appear wise
beyond your years.

1116
02:34:02,233 --> 02:34:06,829
So, allow me to impart
a word to the wise.

1117
02:34:06,830 --> 02:34:11,934
Whatever... Whatever
Pai Mei says, obey.

1118
02:34:13,840 --> 02:34:17,704
If you flash him,
even for an instant,
a defiant eye,

1119
02:34:17,705 --> 02:34:19,842
he'll pluck it out.

1120
02:34:19,843 --> 02:34:24,520
And if you throw
any American sass his way,

1121
02:34:24,521 --> 02:34:27,213
he'll snap your back
and your neck like
they were twigs.

1122
02:34:31,326 --> 02:34:33,219
And that will be
the story of you.

1123
02:34:54,216 --> 02:34:56,713
He'll accept you
as his student.

1124
02:34:56,714 --> 02:34:58,887
- What happened to you?
- Nothin'.

1125
02:34:58,888 --> 02:35:00,285
Get in a fight?

1126
02:35:00,286 --> 02:35:01,957
Friendly contest.

1127
02:35:01,958 --> 02:35:03,556
Why did he accept me?

1128
02:35:03,557 --> 02:35:07,965
Because he's a very,
very, very old man.

1129
02:35:07,966 --> 02:35:09,662
And, like all rotten bastards,

1130
02:35:11,235 --> 02:35:14,260
when they become old,
they get lonely.

1131
02:35:16,571 --> 02:35:19,639
Which has no effect
on their dispositions,

1132
02:35:19,640 --> 02:35:22,411
but it does teach them
the value of company.

1133
02:35:24,308 --> 02:35:25,315
Whew. Oh.

1134
02:35:27,318 --> 02:35:30,650
Just seein' those steps again
makes me ache.

1135
02:35:32,589 --> 02:35:35,716
You're gonna have a lot of fun
carrying buckets of water

1136
02:35:35,717 --> 02:35:37,184
up and down that fucker.

1137
02:35:42,263 --> 02:35:44,435
When will I see you again?

1138
02:35:44,436 --> 02:35:47,970
That's the title
of my favorite soul song
of the '70s.

1139
02:35:47,971 --> 02:35:49,504
- What?
- Nothin'.

1140
02:35:50,899 --> 02:35:53,066
When he tells me you're done.

1141
02:35:53,067 --> 02:35:55,278
When do you think
that might be?

1142
02:35:55,279 --> 02:35:58,248
That, my dearest,
depends entirely on you.

1143
02:35:58,249 --> 02:36:02,076
Now remember,
no sarcasm, no back talk.

1144
02:36:02,077 --> 02:36:04,453
At least
not for the first year or so.

1145
02:36:04,454 --> 02:36:07,653
You're gonna have to
let him warm up to you.

1146
02:36:07,654 --> 02:36:11,525
He hates Caucasians,
despises Americans,

1147
02:36:11,526 --> 02:36:14,128
and has nothing
but contempt for women.

1148
02:36:16,598 --> 02:36:19,732
So in your case,
it might take a little while.

1149
02:36:20,803 --> 02:36:22,168
<i>Adios.</i>

1150
02:38:31,299 --> 02:38:32,359
A little.

1151
02:38:55,356 --> 02:38:56,724
Yes, he is.

1152
02:39:06,329 --> 02:39:08,964
I am proficient
in Tiger-Crane style,

1153
02:39:08,965 --> 02:39:10,771
and I am more than proficient

1154
02:39:10,772 --> 02:39:12,974
in the exquisite art
of the samurai sword.

1155
02:42:55,164 --> 02:42:55,963
Argh!

1156
02:42:59,168 --> 02:43:00,132
Argh!

1157
02:43:15,618 --> 02:43:16,745
No, please don't!

1158
02:43:56,294 --> 02:43:57,189
Yes!

1159
02:46:28,069 --> 02:46:28,934
Hmm.

1160
02:48:53,587 --> 02:48:55,586
BY ENNIO MORRICONE PLAYING)

1161
02:50:52,867 --> 02:50:55,200
Come on, you bitch.

1162
02:51:37,347 --> 02:51:39,079
Okay, Pai Mei.

1163
02:51:42,253 --> 02:51:43,490
Here I come.

1164
02:53:53,048 --> 02:53:54,918
May I have a glass
of water, please?

1165
02:56:34,745 --> 02:56:36,783
So that's a Texas funeral?

1166
02:56:37,249 --> 02:56:38,543
Yep.

1167
02:56:40,213 --> 02:56:42,216
I have to give it to ya, Budd.

1168
02:56:42,217 --> 02:56:44,990
That's a pretty fucked-up
way to die.

1169
02:56:44,991 --> 02:56:47,222
What's the name on the grave
she's buried under?

1170
02:56:48,196 --> 02:56:49,257
Paula...

1171
02:56:52,033 --> 02:56:53,030
Schultz.

1172
02:56:58,999 --> 02:57:01,040
Can I look at the sword?

1173
02:57:01,041 --> 02:57:04,178
That's my money right there
in that red bag, isn't it?

1174
02:57:04,179 --> 02:57:05,570
It sure is.

1175
02:57:06,845 --> 02:57:08,980
Well, then,
it's your sword now.

1176
02:57:28,468 --> 02:57:30,736
What's that you said?

1177
02:57:30,737 --> 02:57:33,739
So this is
a Hattori Hanzo sword.

1178
02:57:33,740 --> 02:57:35,877
That's a Hanzo sword,
all right.

1179
02:57:35,878 --> 02:57:38,009
Bill tells me you once had
one of these of your own.

1180
02:57:40,050 --> 02:57:42,243
Yeah, once.

1181
02:57:42,244 --> 02:57:44,114
Yeah? How does this one
compare to that?

1182
02:57:53,926 --> 02:57:58,965
If you're gonna compare
a Hanzo sword,

1183
02:57:58,966 --> 02:58:01,494
you compare it to
every other sword ever made

1184
02:58:02,670 --> 02:58:05,938
wasn't made
by Hattori Hanzo.

1185
02:58:16,146 --> 02:58:18,643
Here you go.
Wrap your lips around that.

1186
02:58:28,162 --> 02:58:29,027
So...

1187
02:58:30,928 --> 02:58:32,393
which "R" are you filled with?

1188
02:58:33,761 --> 02:58:34,703
What?

1189
02:58:38,700 --> 02:58:40,642
They say

1190
02:58:40,643 --> 02:58:43,976
the number one killer
of old people

1191
02:58:45,005 --> 02:58:46,308
is retirement.

1192
02:58:48,317 --> 02:58:50,182
People got a job to do,

1193
02:58:50,183 --> 02:58:53,920
they tend to
live a little bit longer
so they can do it.

1194
02:58:56,358 --> 02:58:58,327
I've always figured that

1195
02:58:58,328 --> 02:58:59,827
warriors and their enemies

1196
02:59:01,628 --> 02:59:03,160
share the same relationship.

1197
02:59:05,030 --> 02:59:06,833
So now that you're
not gonna have to face

1198
02:59:06,834 --> 02:59:09,100
your enemy no more
on the battlefield,

1199
02:59:10,736 --> 02:59:13,368
which "R" ya filled with?

1200
02:59:15,902 --> 02:59:16,910
Relief?

1201
02:59:20,215 --> 02:59:21,783
Or regret?

1202
02:59:23,715 --> 02:59:24,709
A little bit of both.

1203
02:59:25,913 --> 02:59:27,118
Horseshit.

1204
02:59:29,550 --> 02:59:32,991
I'm sure you do feel
a little bit of both.

1205
02:59:32,992 --> 02:59:36,322
But I know damn well
that you feel one

1206
02:59:36,323 --> 02:59:37,722
more than you feel the other.

1207
02:59:39,335 --> 02:59:40,802
And the question was,

1208
02:59:41,732 --> 02:59:42,727
which one is it?

1209
02:59:45,173 --> 02:59:46,203
Regret.

1210
02:59:48,074 --> 02:59:50,744
You know, you gotta
hand it to the old girl.

1211
02:59:50,745 --> 02:59:52,678
I never saw anybody
Buffalo Bill

1212
02:59:52,679 --> 02:59:54,211
the way she Buffaloed Bill.

1213
02:59:55,948 --> 02:59:57,781
Bill thought
she was so damn smart.

1214
02:59:57,782 --> 03:00:00,248
And I tried to tell him

1215
03:00:00,249 --> 03:00:02,219
she was just smart
for a blonde.

1216
03:00:22,278 --> 03:00:23,141
Thanks a bunch.

1217
03:00:40,824 --> 03:00:41,830
Argh! Argh!

1218
03:01:08,256 --> 03:01:09,055
Mmm.

1219
03:01:10,018 --> 03:01:11,924
I'm sorry, Budd.

1220
03:01:11,925 --> 03:01:14,590
That was rude of me,
wasn't it?

1221
03:01:14,591 --> 03:01:18,698
Budd, I'd like to introduce
my friend, the black mamba.

1222
03:01:18,699 --> 03:01:22,168
Black mamba, this is Budd.

1223
03:01:22,169 --> 03:01:23,704
You know, before I picked
that little fella up,

1224
03:01:23,705 --> 03:01:26,302
I looked him up
on the Internet.

1225
03:01:26,303 --> 03:01:28,206
Fascinating creature,
the black mamba.

1226
03:01:29,444 --> 03:01:30,835
Listen to this.

1227
03:01:36,310 --> 03:01:38,787
"In Africa, the saying goes,

1228
03:01:38,788 --> 03:01:41,314
"'In the bush,
an elephant can kill you,

1229
03:01:41,315 --> 03:01:43,054
"'a leopard can kill you,

1230
03:01:43,055 --> 03:01:44,552
"'and a black mamba
can kill you.

1231
03:01:45,528 --> 03:01:47,393
"'But only with the mamba,

1232
03:01:47,394 --> 03:01:49,959
"'and this has been true
in Africa since
the dawn of time,

1233
03:01:49,960 --> 03:01:51,525
"'is death sure.'

1234
03:01:51,526 --> 03:01:55,899
"Hence its handle,
'Death Incarnate.'"

1235
03:01:55,900 --> 03:01:56,905
Pretty cool, huh?

1236
03:01:59,709 --> 03:02:01,468
"Its neurotoxic venom
is one of

1237
03:02:01,469 --> 03:02:03,572
"nature's most
effective poisons,

1238
03:02:03,573 --> 03:02:06,911
"acting on the nervous system,
causing paralysis.

1239
03:02:06,912 --> 03:02:08,344
"The venom of a black mamba

1240
03:02:08,345 --> 03:02:10,479
"can kill a human being
in four hours

1241
03:02:10,480 --> 03:02:13,348
"if, say, bitten on the ankle
or the thumb.

1242
03:02:13,349 --> 03:02:16,718
"However, a bite
to the face or torso

1243
03:02:16,719 --> 03:02:20,662
"can bring death from
paralysis within 20 minutes."

1244
03:02:20,663 --> 03:02:21,695
Now, you should
listen to this,

1245
03:02:21,696 --> 03:02:22,887
'cause this concerns you.

1246
03:02:25,600 --> 03:02:26,835
"The amount of venom

1247
03:02:26,836 --> 03:02:28,734
"that can be delivered
from a single bite

1248
03:02:28,735 --> 03:02:32,106
"can be gargantuan."

1249
03:02:32,107 --> 03:02:34,670
You know, I've always liked
that word "gargantuan."

1250
03:02:34,671 --> 03:02:36,901
I so rarely have
an opportunity
to use it in a sentence.

1251
03:02:38,375 --> 03:02:41,006
"If not treated quickly
with antivenom,

1252
03:02:41,007 --> 03:02:43,775
"ten to 15 milligrams
can be fatal to human beings.

1253
03:02:43,776 --> 03:02:46,416
"However, the black mamba
can deliver

1254
03:02:46,417 --> 03:02:49,788
"as much as 100 to 400
milligrams of venom

1255
03:02:49,789 --> 03:02:50,915
"from a single bite."

1256
03:02:54,263 --> 03:02:55,293
Now...

1257
03:02:57,397 --> 03:03:01,801
in these last agonizing
minutes of life you have left,

1258
03:03:01,802 --> 03:03:03,200
let me answer that question

1259
03:03:03,201 --> 03:03:04,665
you asked earlier
more thoroughly.

1260
03:03:08,808 --> 03:03:10,077
Right at this moment,

1261
03:03:11,374 --> 03:03:13,938
the biggest "R" I feel
is regret.

1262
03:03:16,618 --> 03:03:19,546
Regret that maybe

1263
03:03:19,547 --> 03:03:22,882
the greatest warrior
I have ever met

1264
03:03:22,883 --> 03:03:28,894
met her end at the hands
of a bushwhackin', scrub,

1265
03:03:28,895 --> 03:03:31,494
alky piece of shit like you.

1266
03:03:34,934 --> 03:03:36,202
That woman deserved better.

1267
03:04:20,811 --> 03:04:22,006
Bill.

1268
03:04:23,883 --> 03:04:25,878
I have some tragic news.

1269
03:04:26,985 --> 03:04:28,485
Your brother's dead.

1270
03:04:30,021 --> 03:04:31,653
I am so sorry, baby.

1271
03:04:32,962 --> 03:04:36,293
She put a black mamba
in his camper.

1272
03:04:36,294 --> 03:04:38,022
I got her, sweetie.
She's dead.

1273
03:04:41,461 --> 03:04:43,168
Let me put it this way,

1274
03:04:43,169 --> 03:04:45,465
you ever start feeling
sentimental,

1275
03:04:45,466 --> 03:04:47,800
go to Barstow, California.

1276
03:04:47,801 --> 03:04:49,667
When you get here,
walk into a florist

1277
03:04:49,668 --> 03:04:51,872
and buy a bunch of flowers.

1278
03:04:51,873 --> 03:04:54,506
Then you take those flowers
to Huntington Cemetery

1279
03:04:54,507 --> 03:04:56,645
on Fuller and Guadalupe,

1280
03:04:56,646 --> 03:04:59,149
look for the headstone
marked "Paula Schultz,"

1281
03:04:59,150 --> 03:05:01,322
and lay them on the grave.

1282
03:05:01,323 --> 03:05:04,384
'Cause you will be standing
at the final resting place

1283
03:05:04,385 --> 03:05:07,655
of Beatrix Kiddo.

1284
03:05:07,656 --> 03:05:08,561
Marty Kitrosser?

1285
03:05:08,562 --> 03:05:09,930
Here.

1286
03:05:09,931 --> 03:05:11,766
- Melanie Harrhouse?
- Here.

1287
03:05:11,767 --> 03:05:14,366
- Beatrix Kiddo?
- Here.

1288
03:05:14,367 --> 03:05:17,838
Look... I can be there
in about four hours.

1289
03:05:17,839 --> 03:05:20,273
Do you want me to come over?

1290
03:05:20,274 --> 03:05:22,935
No, no, no, no.
You need me, baby, I'm there.

1291
03:05:26,275 --> 03:05:29,417
Okay. I'm leaving now.

1292
03:05:29,418 --> 03:05:32,076
You go smoke
some pot or somethin'.
I'll be there soon.

1293
03:06:33,746 --> 03:06:35,846
Ugh.

1294
03:06:35,847 --> 03:06:37,141
Gross.

1295
03:07:48,857 --> 03:07:50,588
Hi-ya!

1296
03:08:01,161 --> 03:08:04,066
"To my brother, Budd.
The only man I ever loved.

1297
03:08:04,067 --> 03:08:05,229
"Bill."

1298
03:08:16,917 --> 03:08:18,143
What's that?

1299
03:08:20,955 --> 03:08:22,246
Budd's Hanzo sword.

1300
03:08:23,892 --> 03:08:26,459
He said he pawned it.

1301
03:08:26,460 --> 03:08:29,253
Guess that makes him
a liar now, don't it?

1302
03:08:32,964 --> 03:08:33,961
Elle?

1303
03:08:34,735 --> 03:08:36,733
Bea.

1304
03:08:36,734 --> 03:08:39,566
Somethin' I've always
been curious about.

1305
03:08:39,567 --> 03:08:41,309
Just between us girls,

1306
03:08:43,579 --> 03:08:47,947
what did you say to Pai Mei to
make him snatch out your eye?

1307
03:08:47,948 --> 03:08:50,516
Argh! Ow! Ow!

1308
03:08:51,978 --> 03:08:54,817
I called him
a miserable old fool.

1309
03:08:55,657 --> 03:08:56,918
Ooh.

1310
03:08:57,759 --> 03:08:59,283
Bad idea.

1311
03:09:00,126 --> 03:09:02,558
Know what I did?

1312
03:09:02,559 --> 03:09:05,531
I killed
that miserable old fool.

1313
03:09:08,336 --> 03:09:09,970
How do you like
the fish head,

1314
03:09:09,971 --> 03:09:11,170
you miserable old fool?

1315
03:09:11,171 --> 03:09:12,703
<i>I poisoned his fish heads.</i>

1316
03:09:24,076 --> 03:09:25,913
<i>And I told him,</i>

1317
03:09:25,914 --> 03:09:29,618
"To me, the word
of an old fool like you

1318
03:09:29,619 --> 03:09:33,661
"is worth less than nothing."

1319
03:09:38,658 --> 03:09:39,565
That's right.

1320
03:09:40,760 --> 03:09:42,631
I killed your master.

1321
03:09:42,632 --> 03:09:44,328
And now
I'm gonna kill you, too.

1322
03:09:45,437 --> 03:09:48,276
With your own sword, no less.

1323
03:09:48,277 --> 03:09:50,604
Which, in the very
immediate future,

1324
03:09:50,605 --> 03:09:53,337
will become my sword.

1325
03:09:56,443 --> 03:09:57,341
Bitch.

1326
03:09:58,646 --> 03:10:00,020
You don't have a future.

1327
03:10:50,531 --> 03:10:52,171
You bitch!

1328
03:10:54,405 --> 03:10:56,642
You fucking bitch!

1329
03:11:05,043 --> 03:11:08,049
I'll kill you! Give it back!

1330
03:11:11,059 --> 03:11:13,918
You... You bitch!

1331
03:11:18,531 --> 03:11:20,424
I'm going to kill you,
you bitch!

1332
03:11:23,137 --> 03:11:24,670
Oh, I'll get you!

1333
03:11:27,074 --> 03:11:28,267
I'm gonna...

1334
03:11:30,311 --> 03:11:33,338
Where are you?
Lemme at you!

1335
03:11:35,715 --> 03:11:39,584
Where are you?
I'm coming, you fucking bitch!

1336
03:11:39,585 --> 03:11:42,722
You're fucking dead!
You're dead!

1337
03:11:46,489 --> 03:11:47,451
Bitch!

1338
03:13:59,025 --> 03:14:01,295
<i>Like most men
who never knew their father,</i>

1339
03:14:01,296 --> 03:14:03,694
<i>Bill collected father figures.</i>

1340
03:14:03,695 --> 03:14:08,198
<i>The first was Esteban Vihaio.</i>

1341
03:14:08,199 --> 03:14:11,531
<i>Esteban was a pimp
and a friend of Bill's mother.</i>

1342
03:14:11,532 --> 03:14:15,738
<i>He ran a brothel in Acuna,
Mexico, for over 50 years.</i>

1343
03:14:15,739 --> 03:14:18,109
<i>His army, the Acuna Boys,</i>

1344
03:14:18,110 --> 03:14:20,642
<i>made up of the fatherless
offspring of his whores,</i>

1345
03:14:20,643 --> 03:14:22,645
<i>ran Acuna.</i>

1346
03:14:22,646 --> 03:14:24,443
<i>He ran the Acuna Boys.</i>

1347
03:14:28,047 --> 03:14:30,054
<i>Now, at the age of 80,</i>

1348
03:14:30,055 --> 03:14:33,221
<i>it would be this retired
gentleman of leisure</i>

1349
03:14:33,222 --> 03:14:35,619
<i>who could point me
in Bill's direction.</i>

1350
03:14:37,661 --> 03:14:39,458
Senor Esteban Vihaio?

1351
03:14:41,904 --> 03:14:43,132
Yes.

1352
03:14:43,963 --> 03:14:45,101
May I join you?

1353
03:14:47,237 --> 03:14:51,069
Only on the condition
that you call me Esteban.

1354
03:14:51,070 --> 03:14:53,508
May I join you, Esteban?

1355
03:14:53,509 --> 03:14:54,638
Please.

1356
03:14:58,912 --> 03:15:00,149
<i>Americana?</i>

1357
03:15:00,846 --> 03:15:02,788
Yes.

1358
03:15:02,789 --> 03:15:05,790
I speak a little Spanish,
if you prefer.

1359
03:15:05,791 --> 03:15:08,859
No, no, no, no.
I prefer English.

1360
03:15:08,860 --> 03:15:11,700
I haven't spoken it
in a while,

1361
03:15:11,701 --> 03:15:15,163
but I would relish
the opportunity to converse

1362
03:15:15,164 --> 03:15:18,770
with such a pretty
companion as yourself.

1363
03:15:18,771 --> 03:15:20,365
It's my pleasure
to be in the company

1364
03:15:20,366 --> 03:15:22,475
of such a fine gentleman
as yourself.

1365
03:15:22,476 --> 03:15:25,611
I must warn you, young lady,

1366
03:15:25,612 --> 03:15:27,671
I am susceptible to flattery.

1367
03:15:31,784 --> 03:15:33,677
How may I
be of service to you?

1368
03:15:41,955 --> 03:15:43,159
Where's Bill?

1369
03:15:46,199 --> 03:15:47,691
Ah.

1370
03:15:48,666 --> 03:15:50,738
You must be Beatrix.

1371
03:15:52,671 --> 03:15:54,841
I can see the attraction.

1372
03:15:57,977 --> 03:16:01,173
I remember when Bill
was only five years old,

1373
03:16:01,174 --> 03:16:03,409
I took him to the movies.

1374
03:16:03,410 --> 03:16:07,317
It was a movie
starring Lana Turner.

1375
03:16:07,318 --> 03:16:12,056
<i>The Postman Always Ring Twice,</i>
with John Garfields.

1376
03:16:12,057 --> 03:16:15,588
And whenever she would
appear on the screen,

1377
03:16:15,589 --> 03:16:18,596
Bill would begin compulsively
to suck his thumb

1378
03:16:18,597 --> 03:16:20,733
to an obscene amount.

1379
03:16:20,734 --> 03:16:22,933
And I knew
from this very moment

1380
03:16:22,934 --> 03:16:26,730
this boy was
a fool for blondes.

1381
03:16:32,410 --> 03:16:33,407
Mmm.

1382
03:16:34,215 --> 03:16:36,178
You know,

1383
03:16:36,179 --> 03:16:38,984
being a fool for a woman
such as yourself

1384
03:16:40,182 --> 03:16:42,053
is always
the right thing to do.

1385
03:16:45,728 --> 03:16:49,060
If we had met
when I was back in business,

1386
03:16:50,589 --> 03:16:53,900
you would have been
my number one lady.

1387
03:16:57,405 --> 03:16:59,066
Well, I'm flattered.

1388
03:16:59,067 --> 03:17:00,973
You goddamn well better be.

1389
03:17:03,437 --> 03:17:06,077
This... I heard
you were driving a truck.

1390
03:17:08,208 --> 03:17:09,916
My Pussy Wagon died on me.

1391
03:17:10,979 --> 03:17:13,777
The pussy died. Hmm.

1392
03:17:16,987 --> 03:17:19,887
Bill shot you in the head, no?

1393
03:17:19,888 --> 03:17:21,422
- Yes.
- Hmm.

1394
03:17:23,730 --> 03:17:25,624
I would have been much nicer.

1395
03:17:26,767 --> 03:17:29,001
I would have just
cut your face.

1396
03:17:31,802 --> 03:17:33,904
You must forgive me.

1397
03:17:33,905 --> 03:17:36,470
Please, you have
a drink with me.

1398
03:17:39,840 --> 03:17:40,881
Clara!

1399
03:17:45,419 --> 03:17:46,513
Coming.

1400
03:17:49,456 --> 03:17:50,682
<i>Dos anejo.</i>

1401
03:18:04,338 --> 03:18:05,829
<i>Gracias.</i>

1402
03:18:11,172 --> 03:18:13,210
What were we talking about?

1403
03:18:20,353 --> 03:18:21,482
Bill.

1404
03:18:24,326 --> 03:18:31,163
Where's Bill? Yeah. Hmm.

1405
03:18:31,164 --> 03:18:34,858
Bill is at the Villa Quatro,
on the road to Salina.

1406
03:18:36,471 --> 03:18:37,938
I will draw you a map.

1407
03:18:40,201 --> 03:18:41,942
Bill is like a son to me.

1408
03:18:44,337 --> 03:18:45,946
Do you know why I help you?

1409
03:18:46,709 --> 03:18:48,648
No.

1410
03:18:48,649 --> 03:18:50,247
Because he would want me to.

1411
03:18:51,685 --> 03:18:54,320
Now, that I don't believe.

1412
03:18:54,321 --> 03:18:56,814
Ah.

1413
03:18:56,815 --> 03:19:01,018
How else is he ever
going to see you again?

1414
03:19:01,019 --> 03:19:03,095
<i></i> PLAYS)

1415
03:20:09,563 --> 03:20:11,157
Freeze, Mommy.

1416
03:20:11,158 --> 03:20:13,097
Bang, bang! Oh!

1417
03:20:13,098 --> 03:20:16,063
Oh! She got us, B.B.
Mommy got us.

1418
03:20:16,064 --> 03:20:17,967
Oh, I'm dying.

1419
03:20:17,968 --> 03:20:20,205
I'm dying.

1420
03:20:23,110 --> 03:20:26,442
Fall down, sweetheart.
Mommy shot us.

1421
03:20:28,311 --> 03:20:31,644
But little did
Quickdraw Kiddo know

1422
03:20:31,645 --> 03:20:35,122
that little B.B.
was only playing possum,

1423
03:20:35,123 --> 03:20:39,651
due to the fact that
she was impervious to bullets.

1424
03:20:39,652 --> 03:20:41,794
I am pervious
to bullets, Mommy.

1425
03:20:41,795 --> 03:20:43,127
Hey, get back down there.

1426
03:20:43,128 --> 03:20:45,826
- You're playing possum.
- Oh, yeah.

1427
03:20:45,827 --> 03:20:51,668
So, as the smirking killer
advanced on what she thought

1428
03:20:51,669 --> 03:20:56,703
was a bullet-ridden corpse,
that's when little B.B. fired.

1429
03:20:59,305 --> 03:21:00,047
Bang, bang!

1430
03:21:08,283 --> 03:21:11,223
You're dead, Mommy. So die.

1431
03:21:13,295 --> 03:21:14,259
Oh!

1432
03:21:17,662 --> 03:21:19,022
B.B.

1433
03:21:22,733 --> 03:21:25,864
Oh, B.B.

1434
03:21:29,501 --> 03:21:31,034
I should've known.

1435
03:21:32,240 --> 03:21:34,081
You are the best.

1436
03:21:42,657 --> 03:21:45,318
Oh, Mommy. Don't die.

1437
03:21:45,319 --> 03:21:46,786
I was just playing.

1438
03:21:53,500 --> 03:21:54,728
I know.

1439
03:22:08,676 --> 03:22:12,011
I told her
that you were asleep,

1440
03:22:12,012 --> 03:22:16,753
but that one day you'd wake up
and come back to her.

1441
03:22:16,754 --> 03:22:20,951
And she asked me, "If Mommy's
been asleep since I was born,

1442
03:22:20,952 --> 03:22:24,024
"then how will she know
what I look like?"

1443
03:22:24,025 --> 03:22:29,301
To which I replied,
"Because Mommy's
been dreaming of you."

1444
03:22:31,233 --> 03:22:32,469
That's what I said.

1445
03:22:34,307 --> 03:22:38,443
Did you dream of me?
I dreamed of you.

1446
03:22:38,444 --> 03:22:42,712
Every single night, baby.
Every single night.

1447
03:22:42,713 --> 03:22:45,746
I waited a long time
for you to wake up, Mommy.

1448
03:22:57,996 --> 03:22:59,529
Now, let me look at you.

1449
03:23:01,502 --> 03:23:02,763
Oh.

1450
03:23:07,176 --> 03:23:10,844
My, my, my, what a pretty
little girl you are.

1451
03:23:10,845 --> 03:23:12,977
You're pretty too, Mommy.

1452
03:23:19,288 --> 03:23:21,952
Tell Mommy what you said
when I showed you her picture.

1453
03:23:21,953 --> 03:23:24,024
Mmm-mmm.

1454
03:23:24,025 --> 03:23:26,586
- Come on, shy girl.
- Mmm-mmm.

1455
03:23:26,587 --> 03:23:29,428
Come on.
You know what you said.

1456
03:23:29,429 --> 03:23:32,624
Come on. Tell Mommy.
It'll make her feel good.

1457
03:23:32,625 --> 03:23:34,767
- Come on.
- Mmm-mmm.

1458
03:23:34,768 --> 03:23:36,132
Yeah. Come on.

1459
03:23:36,133 --> 03:23:38,500
I said... I said,

1460
03:23:38,501 --> 03:23:41,141
"You're the most
beautifulest woman

1461
03:23:41,142 --> 03:23:44,673
"I ever saw
in the whole wide world."

1462
03:23:46,510 --> 03:23:51,109
That's the truth.
That's what she said.

1463
03:23:51,110 --> 03:23:55,019
B.B, don't you think Mommy
has the prettiest hair

1464
03:23:55,020 --> 03:23:57,151
in the whole wide world?

1465
03:23:57,152 --> 03:23:59,060
Yes, I do.

1466
03:23:59,061 --> 03:24:01,184
Matter of fact,
it's better than pretty.

1467
03:24:02,688 --> 03:24:04,498
What's better than pretty?

1468
03:24:04,499 --> 03:24:05,896
Mmm...

1469
03:24:05,897 --> 03:24:07,801
gorgeous.

1470
03:24:07,802 --> 03:24:10,094
Very good. Gorgeous.

1471
03:24:10,871 --> 03:24:12,195
Mommy is gorgeous.

1472
03:24:14,542 --> 03:24:17,069
Hmm.

1473
03:24:17,070 --> 03:24:20,510
You know, sweetie,
Mommy's kinda mad at Daddy.

1474
03:24:20,511 --> 03:24:23,414
Why, Daddy?
Were you being a bad Daddy?

1475
03:24:23,415 --> 03:24:26,517
I'm afraid I was.
I was a real bad Daddy.

1476
03:24:29,348 --> 03:24:32,215
Our little girl learned about
life and death the other day.

1477
03:24:33,657 --> 03:24:36,890
Wanna tell mommy about
what happened to Emilio?

1478
03:24:39,866 --> 03:24:41,631
I killed him.

1479
03:24:42,727 --> 03:24:44,831
Emilio was her goldfish.

1480
03:24:44,832 --> 03:24:48,206
Emilio was my goldfish.

1481
03:24:48,207 --> 03:24:50,441
She came running into my room,

1482
03:24:50,442 --> 03:24:52,573
holding the fish in her hand
and crying,

1483
03:24:52,574 --> 03:24:55,777
"Daddy! Daddy! Emilio's dead."

1484
03:24:57,547 --> 03:25:01,888
And I said,
"Really? That's so sad."

1485
03:25:01,889 --> 03:25:03,857
"How did he die?"

1486
03:25:03,858 --> 03:25:05,287
And what did you say?

1487
03:25:05,288 --> 03:25:07,124
I stepped on him.

1488
03:25:07,125 --> 03:25:08,558
Actually, young lady,

1489
03:25:08,559 --> 03:25:12,461
the words you so strategically
used were

1490
03:25:12,462 --> 03:25:14,466
"I accidentally
stepped on him."

1491
03:25:16,464 --> 03:25:18,370
To which I queried,

1492
03:25:18,371 --> 03:25:20,933
"And just how
did your foot accidentally

1493
03:25:20,934 --> 03:25:23,735
"find its way
into Emilio's fishbowl?"

1494
03:25:23,736 --> 03:25:25,412
And she said, "No, no, no.

1495
03:25:25,413 --> 03:25:28,079
"Emilio was on the carpet
when I stepped on him."

1496
03:25:28,080 --> 03:25:32,484
Mmm. The plot thickens.

1497
03:25:32,485 --> 03:25:37,214
"And just how did Emilio
get on the carpet?"

1498
03:25:37,215 --> 03:25:40,283
And, Mommy, you would've been
so proud of her.

1499
03:25:41,961 --> 03:25:43,495
She didn't lie.

1500
03:25:45,266 --> 03:25:49,299
She said she took Emilio
out of his bowl

1501
03:25:49,300 --> 03:25:51,668
and put him on the carpet.

1502
03:25:54,440 --> 03:25:56,343
And what was Emilio
doing on the carpet?

1503
03:25:58,911 --> 03:25:59,973
Flapping.

1504
03:26:01,147 --> 03:26:03,276
And then you stomped on him.

1505
03:26:03,277 --> 03:26:04,307
Uh-huh.

1506
03:26:05,416 --> 03:26:07,310
And when
you lifted up your foot,

1507
03:26:09,287 --> 03:26:10,720
what was Emilio doing then?

1508
03:26:11,417 --> 03:26:13,358
Nothing.

1509
03:26:13,359 --> 03:26:14,988
He stopped flapping,
didn't he?

1510
03:26:18,658 --> 03:26:19,696
She told me later

1511
03:26:21,159 --> 03:26:23,834
that the second
she lifted up her foot

1512
03:26:23,835 --> 03:26:28,201
and saw Emilio not flapping,
she knew what she had done.

1513
03:26:28,202 --> 03:26:33,113
Is that not
the perfect visual image
of life and death?

1514
03:26:33,114 --> 03:26:35,381
A fish flapping on the carpet,

1515
03:26:35,382 --> 03:26:37,648
and a fish not flapping
on the carpet.

1516
03:26:40,386 --> 03:26:43,457
So powerful,
even a four-year-old

1517
03:26:43,458 --> 03:26:46,822
with no concept of life
or death knew what it meant.

1518
03:26:49,823 --> 03:26:51,797
You loved Emilio, didn't you?

1519
03:26:51,798 --> 03:26:53,131
Uh-huh.

1520
03:26:53,132 --> 03:26:55,732
Well, I love Mommy, too.

1521
03:26:57,338 --> 03:26:59,997
But I did to Mommy
what you did to Emilio.

1522
03:26:59,998 --> 03:27:02,508
- You stomped on Mommy?
- Worse.

1523
03:27:03,977 --> 03:27:05,841
I shot Mommy.

1524
03:27:05,842 --> 03:27:08,982
Not pretend shooting
like we were just doing.

1525
03:27:08,983 --> 03:27:11,208
I shot her for real.

1526
03:27:11,209 --> 03:27:13,916
Why? Did you want to see
what would happen?

1527
03:27:13,917 --> 03:27:18,222
No, I knew what would happen
to Mommy if I shot her.

1528
03:27:18,223 --> 03:27:20,492
What I didn't know was,

1529
03:27:20,493 --> 03:27:23,094
when I shot Mommy,
what would happen to me.

1530
03:27:23,095 --> 03:27:24,590
What happened?

1531
03:27:24,591 --> 03:27:26,059
I was very sad.

1532
03:27:28,663 --> 03:27:31,165
And that's when I learned

1533
03:27:31,166 --> 03:27:35,035
some things, once you do,
they can never be undone.

1534
03:27:39,279 --> 03:27:41,074
What happened to Mommy?

1535
03:27:43,017 --> 03:27:44,613
Why don't you ask Mommy?

1536
03:27:44,614 --> 03:27:46,882
You okay, Mommy?
Does it hurt?

1537
03:27:48,054 --> 03:27:49,280
No, sweetie.

1538
03:27:51,718 --> 03:27:53,416
Doesn't hurt anymore.

1539
03:27:59,858 --> 03:28:01,325
Did it make you sick?

1540
03:28:02,902 --> 03:28:03,899
No.

1541
03:28:05,138 --> 03:28:07,367
It made me sleep.

1542
03:28:07,368 --> 03:28:10,872
That's why I haven't been with
you, B.B. I've been asleep.

1543
03:28:10,873 --> 03:28:13,641
But you're awake now,
Mommy. Right?

1544
03:28:13,642 --> 03:28:17,545
I'm wide awake, pretty girl.

1545
03:28:17,546 --> 03:28:23,056
B.B., would you like Mommy
to watch a video with you
before sleepy time?

1546
03:28:23,057 --> 03:28:27,655
Uh-huh. Mommy, do you wanna
watch a video with me
before sleepy time?

1547
03:28:27,656 --> 03:28:31,092
Oh, yeah! I would love to.

1548
03:28:31,093 --> 03:28:33,730
- Which one do you wanna watch?
<i>- Shogun Assassin.</i>

1549
03:28:33,731 --> 03:28:36,167
No, B.B.
<i>Shogun Assassin</i> is too long.

1550
03:28:36,168 --> 03:28:37,460
Mmm-mmm.

1551
03:28:38,170 --> 03:28:40,468
No, it's not.

1552
03:28:40,469 --> 03:28:42,571
Well, then,

1553
03:28:42,572 --> 03:28:44,302
I'll leave you ladies to it.

1554
03:28:51,653 --> 03:28:57,183
<i>When I was little,
my father was famous.</i>

1555
03:28:57,184 --> 03:29:01,461
<i>He was the greatest samurai
in the empire.</i>

1556
03:29:01,462 --> 03:29:04,794
<i>And he was
the shogun's decapitator.</i>

1557
03:29:04,795 --> 03:29:10,129
<i>He cut off the heads
of 131 lords.</i>

1558
03:29:10,130 --> 03:29:12,502
<i>My father would
come home to Mother,</i>

1559
03:29:12,503 --> 03:29:14,606
<i>and when he would see her</i>

1560
03:29:14,607 --> 03:29:17,476
<i>he would forget
about the killings.</i>

1561
03:29:17,477 --> 03:29:19,544
<i>He wasn't scared
of the shogun,</i>

1562
03:29:19,545 --> 03:29:22,612
<i>but the shogun
was scared of him.</i>

1563
03:29:22,613 --> 03:29:25,450
<i>Maybe that was the problem.</i>

1564
03:29:25,451 --> 03:29:28,455
<i>One night, the shogun sent...</i>

1565
03:29:30,653 --> 03:29:33,153
<i>♪ My man's got a heart</i>

1566
03:29:33,952 --> 03:29:36,327
<i>♪ Like a rock</i>

1567
03:29:36,328 --> 03:29:40,061
<i>♪ Cast in the sea</i>

1568
03:29:41,167 --> 03:29:43,631
<i>♪ My man's</i>

1569
03:29:43,632 --> 03:29:46,370
<i>♪ Got a heart</i>

1570
03:29:46,371 --> 03:29:48,636
<i>♪ Like a rock</i>

1571
03:29:48,637 --> 03:29:52,809
<i>♪ Cast in the sea</i>

1572
03:29:52,810 --> 03:29:57,540
<i>♪ The sea, the sea
The sea, the sea</i>

1573
03:29:59,520 --> 03:30:04,547
<i>♪ Well, no one told me
about her</i>

1574
03:30:06,358 --> 03:30:08,595
<i>♪ The way she lied</i>

1575
03:30:11,991 --> 03:30:13,858
<i>♪ Well, no one told me</i>

1576
03:30:13,859 --> 03:30:17,560
<i>♪ About her</i>

1577
03:30:18,536 --> 03:30:21,564
<i>♪ How many people cried</i>

1578
03:30:30,678 --> 03:30:33,846
<i>♪ My man's</i>

1579
03:30:33,847 --> 03:30:36,090
<i>♪ Got a heart</i>

1580
03:30:36,091 --> 03:30:38,719
<i>♪ Like a rock</i>

1581
03:30:38,720 --> 03:30:42,585
<i>♪ Cast in the sea</i>

1582
03:30:43,229 --> 03:30:46,199
<i>♪ My man's</i>

1583
03:30:46,200 --> 03:30:48,630
<i>♪ Got a heart</i>

1584
03:30:48,631 --> 03:30:51,237
<i>♪ Like a rock</i>

1585
03:30:51,238 --> 03:30:54,431
<i>♪ Cast in the sea</i>

1586
03:30:54,432 --> 03:30:59,976
<i>♪ The sea, the sea
The sea, the sea</i>

1587
03:31:01,414 --> 03:31:04,216
<i>♪ Well, no one told me</i>

1588
03:31:04,217 --> 03:31:07,280
<i>♪ About her</i>

1589
03:31:08,816 --> 03:31:11,086
<i>♪ The way she lied</i>

1590
03:31:14,053 --> 03:31:16,723
<i>♪ Well, no one told me</i>

1591
03:31:16,724 --> 03:31:19,765
<i>♪ About her</i>

1592
03:31:20,895 --> 03:31:23,626
<i>♪ How many people cried</i>

1593
03:31:24,899 --> 03:31:27,065
<i>♪ But it's too late</i>

1594
03:31:27,066 --> 03:31:30,468
<i>♪ To say you're sorry</i>

1595
03:31:31,345 --> 03:31:34,347
<i>♪ How would I know?</i>

1596
03:31:34,348 --> 03:31:38,015
<i>♪ Why should I care?</i>

1597
03:31:38,016 --> 03:31:43,818
<i>♪ Please don't bother
trying to find her</i>

1598
03:31:43,819 --> 03:31:47,793
<i>♪ She's not there... ♪</i>

1599
03:31:50,498 --> 03:31:52,655
I was just
admiring your sword.

1600
03:31:54,125 --> 03:31:55,658
Quite a piece of work.

1601
03:31:57,264 --> 03:32:00,069
Speaking of which,
how is Hanzo-san?

1602
03:32:01,108 --> 03:32:02,566
He's good.

1603
03:32:04,809 --> 03:32:06,570
Has his sushi
gotten any better?

1604
03:32:10,782 --> 03:32:12,651
You know,
I couldn't believe it.

1605
03:32:12,652 --> 03:32:15,320
You got him
to make you a sword.

1606
03:32:15,321 --> 03:32:16,580
It was easy.

1607
03:32:17,788 --> 03:32:20,293
I just
dropped your name, Bill.

1608
03:32:20,294 --> 03:32:21,992
Ha. That'd do it.

1609
03:32:36,273 --> 03:32:41,110
<i>♪ Well, no one told me
about her</i>

1610
03:32:47,652 --> 03:32:50,081
<i>♪ Well, no one told me</i>

1611
03:32:50,082 --> 03:32:53,353
<i>♪ About her ♪</i>

1612
03:32:53,354 --> 03:32:57,329
I suppose the idea is
we cross Hanzo swords.

1613
03:32:57,330 --> 03:32:58,589
Am I right?

1614
03:33:00,598 --> 03:33:04,165
Well, it just so happens

1615
03:33:04,166 --> 03:33:07,608
this hacienda has
its own private beach.

1616
03:33:07,609 --> 03:33:10,239
And that private beach
just so happens

1617
03:33:10,240 --> 03:33:13,736
to look particularly beautiful
bathed in moonlight.

1618
03:33:15,345 --> 03:33:18,208
And there just so happens
to be a full moon out tonight.

1619
03:33:18,209 --> 03:33:20,887
So, sword fighter,

1620
03:33:20,888 --> 03:33:25,351
if you want a sword fight,
that's where I suggest.

1621
03:33:25,352 --> 03:33:29,091
But if you wanna be
old school about it,

1622
03:33:29,092 --> 03:33:31,964
and you know
I'm all about old school...

1623
03:33:31,965 --> 03:33:34,029
...then we could
wait until dawn

1624
03:33:34,030 --> 03:33:36,526
and slice each other up
at sunrise

1625
03:33:36,527 --> 03:33:38,662
like a couple of
real-life, honest...

1626
03:33:41,036 --> 03:33:43,402
Now, if you don't settle down,

1627
03:33:43,403 --> 03:33:46,244
I'm gonna have to put one
in your kneecap.

1628
03:33:46,245 --> 03:33:49,079
And I hear tell
that's a very painful place
to get shot in.

1629
03:33:53,619 --> 03:33:54,986
I'm just fuckin' with you.

1630
03:33:56,985 --> 03:34:00,651
Now, when it comes to you,

1631
03:34:01,458 --> 03:34:02,686
and us,

1632
03:34:05,556 --> 03:34:08,658
I have a few
unanswered questions.

1633
03:34:08,659 --> 03:34:12,438
So, before this tale
of bloody revenge

1634
03:34:12,439 --> 03:34:14,905
reaches its climax,

1635
03:34:14,906 --> 03:34:17,777
I'm gonna ask you
some questions,

1636
03:34:17,778 --> 03:34:20,646
and I want you
to tell me the truth.

1637
03:34:20,647 --> 03:34:23,476
However,
therein lies a dilemma.

1638
03:34:25,083 --> 03:34:28,013
Because when it comes
to the subject of me,

1639
03:34:28,014 --> 03:34:33,322
I believe you are
truly and utterly incapable
of telling the truth.

1640
03:34:33,323 --> 03:34:37,687
Especially to me.
And least of all, to yourself.

1641
03:34:37,688 --> 03:34:40,959
And when it comes
to the subject of me,

1642
03:34:40,960 --> 03:34:47,974
I am truly and utterly
incapable of believing
anything you say.

1643
03:34:47,975 --> 03:34:49,839
How do you suppose
we solve this dilemma?

1644
03:34:49,840 --> 03:34:53,941
Well, it just so happens,

1645
03:34:53,942 --> 03:34:55,680
I have a solution.

1646
03:34:55,681 --> 03:34:58,275
-Argh!
- Gotcha!

1647
03:34:58,276 --> 03:35:00,716
God damn!

1648
03:35:03,451 --> 03:35:06,992
What the fuck did you
just shoot me with?

1649
03:35:06,993 --> 03:35:11,198
My greatest invention.
Or at least my favorite.

1650
03:35:11,199 --> 03:35:13,856
Don't touch it,
or I'll stick another one
right in your cheek.

1651
03:35:18,803 --> 03:35:21,172
What lies within that dart,

1652
03:35:21,173 --> 03:35:25,211
just begging to course its way
through your veins

1653
03:35:25,212 --> 03:35:29,639
is an incredibly potent
and quite infallible
truth serum.

1654
03:35:29,640 --> 03:35:33,016
I call it
"The Undisputed Truth."

1655
03:35:33,017 --> 03:35:35,346
Twice as strong
as sodium pentothal,

1656
03:35:35,347 --> 03:35:36,956
with no druggy aftereffects.

1657
03:35:38,550 --> 03:35:42,093
Except for a slight wave
of euphoria.

1658
03:35:43,221 --> 03:35:44,828
You feel it?

1659
03:35:44,829 --> 03:35:47,225
- Euphoria?
-Yeah.

1660
03:35:47,226 --> 03:35:49,133
- No.
- Too bad.

1661
03:35:51,504 --> 03:35:53,739
As you know,

1662
03:35:53,740 --> 03:35:56,569
I'm quite keen on comic books,

1663
03:35:58,175 --> 03:36:00,778
especially the ones
about superheroes.

1664
03:36:00,779 --> 03:36:03,178
I find the whole mythology

1665
03:36:03,179 --> 03:36:06,951
surrounding superheroes
fascinating.

1666
03:36:06,952 --> 03:36:11,387
Take my favorite
superhero, Superman.

1667
03:36:11,388 --> 03:36:14,290
Not a great comic book.
Not particularly well drawn.

1668
03:36:15,790 --> 03:36:16,820
Mmm.

1669
03:36:17,960 --> 03:36:20,263
But the mythology,

1670
03:36:20,264 --> 03:36:24,268
the mythology is
not only great, it's unique.

1671
03:36:24,269 --> 03:36:28,365
How long does this shit take
to go into effect?

1672
03:36:28,366 --> 03:36:29,635
About two minutes.

1673
03:36:29,636 --> 03:36:32,308
Just long enough for me
to finish my point.

1674
03:36:32,309 --> 03:36:37,446
Now, a staple
of the superhero mythology is,

1675
03:36:37,447 --> 03:36:40,413
there's the superhero
and there's the alter ego.

1676
03:36:40,414 --> 03:36:42,647
Batman is actually
Bruce Wayne,

1677
03:36:42,648 --> 03:36:44,617
Spider-Man is actually
Peter Parker.

1678
03:36:46,224 --> 03:36:47,923
When that character
wakes up in the morning,

1679
03:36:47,924 --> 03:36:50,294
he's Peter Parker.

1680
03:36:50,295 --> 03:36:53,593
He has to put on a costume
to become Spider-Man.

1681
03:36:55,165 --> 03:36:57,735
And it is
in that characteristic

1682
03:36:57,736 --> 03:36:59,962
Superman stands alone.

1683
03:37:00,973 --> 03:37:04,171
Superman didn't become
Superman.

1684
03:37:04,172 --> 03:37:06,839
Superman was born Superman.

1685
03:37:06,840 --> 03:37:09,675
When Superman wakes up
in the morning, he's Superman.

1686
03:37:11,080 --> 03:37:14,612
His alter ego is Clark Kent.

1687
03:37:14,613 --> 03:37:17,948
His outfit
with the big red "S,"

1688
03:37:17,949 --> 03:37:20,324
that's the blanket
he was wrapped in as a baby

1689
03:37:20,325 --> 03:37:24,691
when the Kents found him.
Those are his clothes.

1690
03:37:24,692 --> 03:37:27,831
What Kent wears,
the glasses,
the business suit,

1691
03:37:27,832 --> 03:37:29,829
that's the costume.

1692
03:37:29,830 --> 03:37:33,897
That's the costume
Superman wears
to blend in with us.

1693
03:37:36,042 --> 03:37:39,771
Clark Kent is
how Superman views us.

1694
03:37:39,772 --> 03:37:41,839
And what are the characteristics
of Clark Kent?

1695
03:37:42,977 --> 03:37:44,006
He's weak,

1696
03:37:45,344 --> 03:37:47,009
he's unsure of himself,

1697
03:37:48,280 --> 03:37:51,390
he's a coward.

1698
03:37:51,391 --> 03:37:55,688
Clark Kent is
Superman's critique
on the whole human race.

1699
03:37:58,131 --> 03:38:02,233
Sorta like Beatrix Kiddo
and Mrs. Tommy Plympton.

1700
03:38:03,403 --> 03:38:04,895
Ah, so.

1701
03:38:06,035 --> 03:38:08,030
The point emerges.

1702
03:38:10,001 --> 03:38:12,276
You would've worn the costume
of Arlene Plympton.

1703
03:38:13,474 --> 03:38:15,345
But you were born
Beatrix Kiddo.

1704
03:38:17,380 --> 03:38:20,083
And every morning
when you woke up,

1705
03:38:20,084 --> 03:38:22,316
you'd still be Beatrix Kiddo.

1706
03:38:22,317 --> 03:38:24,288
Oh, you can take
the needle out.

1707
03:38:31,833 --> 03:38:34,195
Are you calling me
a superhero?

1708
03:38:34,196 --> 03:38:35,728
I'm calling you a killer.

1709
03:38:36,670 --> 03:38:39,567
A natural-born killer.

1710
03:38:39,568 --> 03:38:43,170
You always have been,
and you always will be.

1711
03:38:43,171 --> 03:38:45,274
Moving to El Paso,

1712
03:38:45,275 --> 03:38:49,179
working in
a used-record store,

1713
03:38:49,180 --> 03:38:50,710
goin' to the movies
with Tommy,

1714
03:38:51,586 --> 03:38:52,947
clipping coupons.

1715
03:38:52,948 --> 03:38:55,187
That's you

1716
03:38:55,188 --> 03:38:58,553
trying to disguise yourself
as a worker bee.

1717
03:38:58,554 --> 03:39:01,761
That's you tryin'
to blend in with the hive.

1718
03:39:01,762 --> 03:39:03,393
But you're not a worker bee.

1719
03:39:05,129 --> 03:39:08,027
You're a renegade killer bee.

1720
03:39:08,028 --> 03:39:10,901
And no matter how much beer
you drank or barbecue you ate

1721
03:39:10,902 --> 03:39:14,239
or how fat your ass got,

1722
03:39:14,240 --> 03:39:17,341
nothing in the world
would ever change that.

1723
03:39:20,406 --> 03:39:21,642
First question...

1724
03:39:24,813 --> 03:39:29,111
Did you really think your life
in El Paso was gonna work?

1725
03:39:35,627 --> 03:39:36,855
No!

1726
03:39:40,965 --> 03:39:42,960
But I would've had B.B.!

1727
03:39:44,562 --> 03:39:46,800
Don't get me wrong.

1728
03:39:46,801 --> 03:39:49,032
I think you would have been
a wonderful mother.

1729
03:39:50,810 --> 03:39:52,343
But you are a killer.

1730
03:39:57,480 --> 03:40:00,347
All those people you killed
to get to me

1731
03:40:00,348 --> 03:40:02,144
felt damn good, didn't they?

1732
03:40:04,953 --> 03:40:06,148
Yes.

1733
03:40:07,652 --> 03:40:09,294
Every single one of them?

1734
03:40:20,034 --> 03:40:21,163
Yes.

1735
03:40:25,010 --> 03:40:26,707
That was the warmup round.

1736
03:40:27,872 --> 03:40:32,548
Now comes
the $64,000 question.

1737
03:40:39,853 --> 03:40:43,185
Why did you run away
from me with my baby?

1738
03:40:47,500 --> 03:40:50,500
Do you remember
the last assignment
you sent me on?

1739
03:40:51,066 --> 03:40:52,194
Of course.

1740
03:40:53,332 --> 03:40:55,065
Lisa Wong.

1741
03:40:56,538 --> 03:40:58,442
The morning I left,
I was sick.

1742
03:41:00,980 --> 03:41:02,710
On the plane, I threw up.

1743
03:41:05,676 --> 03:41:07,209
So I started thinking

1744
03:41:09,317 --> 03:41:11,817
maybe I was pregnant.

1745
03:41:11,818 --> 03:41:14,050
"Easy to use.
Remove cap and urinate

1746
03:41:14,051 --> 03:41:15,888
"on the absorbent end
for five seconds."

1747
03:41:18,495 --> 03:41:21,065
"Accurate results
in only 90 seconds.

1748
03:41:21,066 --> 03:41:22,367
"You can read the results

1749
03:41:22,368 --> 03:41:24,196
"as soon as the line appears
in the window."

1750
03:42:00,574 --> 03:42:01,666
Fuck.

1751
03:42:01,667 --> 03:42:03,939
<i>What I didn't know</i>

1752
03:42:03,940 --> 03:42:08,381
<i>was that somewhere
on my journey
I had been spotted.</i>

1753
03:42:08,382 --> 03:42:11,712
<i>With me in L.A,
it didn't take Lisa Wong long</i>

1754
03:42:11,713 --> 03:42:14,721
<i>to send an assassin
of her own.</i>

1755
03:42:15,913 --> 03:42:17,120
Hello, can I help you?

1756
03:42:17,121 --> 03:42:18,720
Hello, I'm Karen Kim.

1757
03:42:18,721 --> 03:42:20,491
I'm the hospitality manager
of the hotel.

1758
03:42:20,492 --> 03:42:22,257
I have a welcome gift
from the management.

1759
03:42:22,258 --> 03:42:23,527
Oh, that's nice. Um...

1760
03:42:25,561 --> 03:42:26,931
Can you just leave it
by the door?

1761
03:42:40,246 --> 03:42:41,511
You pretty good
with that shotgun?

1762
03:42:41,512 --> 03:42:43,514
Not that I have to be
at this range,

1763
03:42:43,515 --> 03:42:45,584
but I'm a fucking surgeon
with this shotgun.

1764
03:42:45,585 --> 03:42:48,418
Well, guess what, bitch?
I'm better than Annie Oakley,

1765
03:42:48,419 --> 03:42:50,288
and I got you
right in my sight.

1766
03:42:50,289 --> 03:42:52,083
I could blow
your fucking head off.

1767
03:42:52,084 --> 03:42:54,354
Not before I put one
right between your eyes,

1768
03:42:54,355 --> 03:42:55,955
so let's talk.

1769
03:42:58,192 --> 03:42:59,321
Karen...

1770
03:43:01,967 --> 03:43:03,325
I just found out

1771
03:43:04,364 --> 03:43:06,538
right now,

1772
03:43:06,539 --> 03:43:10,332
not a moment before you blew
a hole through the door,

1773
03:43:12,044 --> 03:43:14,011
that I'm pregnant.

1774
03:43:14,012 --> 03:43:15,073
What is this?

1775
03:43:16,840 --> 03:43:19,614
On the floor by the door

1776
03:43:19,615 --> 03:43:22,788
is a strip that says
I'm pregnant.

1777
03:43:22,789 --> 03:43:23,884
Bullshit.

1778
03:43:25,489 --> 03:43:28,350
Any other time
you'd be 100% right.

1779
03:43:29,060 --> 03:43:30,352
But this time,

1780
03:43:32,064 --> 03:43:33,861
you're 100% wrong.

1781
03:43:36,061 --> 03:43:38,360
I'm the deadliest woman
in the world.

1782
03:43:40,203 --> 03:43:42,373
But right now,

1783
03:43:42,374 --> 03:43:44,608
I'm just scared shitless
for my baby.

1784
03:43:45,712 --> 03:43:46,907
Please.

1785
03:43:48,839 --> 03:43:50,207
Just look at the strip.

1786
03:43:53,214 --> 03:43:54,376
Please!

1787
03:43:56,487 --> 03:44:00,250
Stay where you are
and don't move.

1788
03:44:18,544 --> 03:44:20,446
I don't know what this
fuckin' shit means.

1789
03:44:20,447 --> 03:44:22,074
The box with the directions
is right there.

1790
03:44:35,027 --> 03:44:36,925
"Easy to use.

1791
03:44:36,926 --> 03:44:41,231
"Remove the cap and urinate
on the absorbent end."

1792
03:44:41,232 --> 03:44:43,533
Blue means pregnant.

1793
03:44:43,534 --> 03:44:45,504
I'll read it myself,
thank you.

1794
03:44:52,769 --> 03:44:54,271
Oh, okay.

1795
03:44:55,646 --> 03:44:57,076
Say I were to believe you.
What then?

1796
03:44:58,050 --> 03:44:59,276
Just go home.

1797
03:45:01,582 --> 03:45:02,851
I'll do the same.

1798
03:45:23,306 --> 03:45:24,675
Congratulations.

1799
03:45:28,578 --> 03:45:31,482
Before that strip turned blue,

1800
03:45:31,483 --> 03:45:33,475
I was a woman.
I was your woman.

1801
03:45:34,981 --> 03:45:37,215
I was a killer
who killed for you.

1802
03:45:38,522 --> 03:45:40,154
Before that strip turned blue,

1803
03:45:40,155 --> 03:45:43,694
I would've jumped a motorcycle
onto a speeding train.

1804
03:45:44,864 --> 03:45:46,125
For you.

1805
03:45:48,258 --> 03:45:50,393
But once that strip
turned blue,

1806
03:45:51,702 --> 03:45:54,199
I could no longer do
any of those things.

1807
03:45:55,107 --> 03:45:56,399
Not anymore.

1808
03:45:57,707 --> 03:45:59,501
Because I was
gonna be a mother.

1809
03:46:03,314 --> 03:46:04,913
Can you understand that?

1810
03:46:08,184 --> 03:46:09,412
Yes.

1811
03:46:10,987 --> 03:46:15,220
But why didn't
you tell me then,
instead of now?

1812
03:46:16,395 --> 03:46:19,021
Once you knew,
you'd claim her.

1813
03:46:19,022 --> 03:46:20,522
And I didn't want that.

1814
03:46:21,399 --> 03:46:23,525
Not your decision to make.

1815
03:46:24,035 --> 03:46:26,201
Yes.

1816
03:46:26,202 --> 03:46:30,642
But it's the right decision,
and I made it for my daughter.

1817
03:46:30,643 --> 03:46:35,377
She deserved to be born
with a clean slate.

1818
03:46:35,378 --> 03:46:40,443
But with you she would've
been born into a world
she shouldn't have.

1819
03:46:42,880 --> 03:46:44,183
I had to choose.

1820
03:46:46,224 --> 03:46:47,219
I chose her.

1821
03:46:50,824 --> 03:46:53,428
You know, five years ago,

1822
03:46:53,429 --> 03:46:58,603
if I had to make a list
of impossible things
that could never happen,

1823
03:46:58,604 --> 03:47:00,603
you performing
a coup de grace on me

1824
03:47:00,604 --> 03:47:03,400
by bustin' a cap
in my crown...

1825
03:47:06,778 --> 03:47:08,570
would've been
right at the top of the list.

1826
03:47:10,780 --> 03:47:12,618
I'd have been wrong,
wouldn't I?

1827
03:47:14,020 --> 03:47:16,188
I'm sorry.

1828
03:47:16,189 --> 03:47:17,579
Was that a question?

1829
03:47:19,725 --> 03:47:22,353
Of impossible things
that could never happen,

1830
03:47:22,354 --> 03:47:25,323
yes, in this instance,
you would've been wrong.

1831
03:47:26,229 --> 03:47:27,292
Well?

1832
03:47:28,532 --> 03:47:31,304
When you never came back,

1833
03:47:31,305 --> 03:47:34,605
I naturally assumed Lisa Wong,

1834
03:47:34,606 --> 03:47:37,308
or somebody else,
had killed you.

1835
03:47:37,309 --> 03:47:40,911
Oh! And for the record,

1836
03:47:40,912 --> 03:47:43,745
letting somebody think
somebody they love is dead

1837
03:47:43,746 --> 03:47:46,608
when they're not
is quite cruel.

1838
03:47:50,490 --> 03:47:53,615
I mourned you
for three months.

1839
03:47:55,122 --> 03:47:57,619
And in the third month
of mourning you

1840
03:47:59,430 --> 03:48:01,731
I tracked you down.

1841
03:48:01,732 --> 03:48:04,400
I wasn't tryin'
to track you down.

1842
03:48:04,401 --> 03:48:08,168
I was tryin' to track down
the fucking assholes
I thought killed you.

1843
03:48:09,637 --> 03:48:11,171
So I find you.

1844
03:48:13,312 --> 03:48:14,504
And what do I find?

1845
03:48:15,579 --> 03:48:18,915
Not only are you not dead,

1846
03:48:18,916 --> 03:48:22,721
you're getting married
to some fucking jerk.

1847
03:48:25,324 --> 03:48:26,857
And you're pregnant.

1848
03:48:31,131 --> 03:48:33,358
I overreacted.

1849
03:48:42,136 --> 03:48:46,007
You overreacted?
Is that your explanation?

1850
03:48:46,008 --> 03:48:48,504
I didn't say I was
gonna explain myself.

1851
03:48:48,505 --> 03:48:51,442
I said I was gonna
tell you the truth.

1852
03:48:51,443 --> 03:48:55,149
But if that's too cryptic,
let's get literal.

1853
03:48:57,718 --> 03:48:58,823
I'm a killer.

1854
03:49:00,561 --> 03:49:02,552
I'm a murdering bastard.
You know that.

1855
03:49:03,990 --> 03:49:06,996
And there are consequences

1856
03:49:06,997 --> 03:49:09,735
to breaking the heart
of a murdering bastard.

1857
03:49:11,537 --> 03:49:13,068
You experienced some of them.

1858
03:49:17,402 --> 03:49:21,312
Was my reaction
really that surprising?

1859
03:49:21,313 --> 03:49:24,112
Yes. It was.

1860
03:49:27,310 --> 03:49:29,788
Could you do what you did?

1861
03:49:30,851 --> 03:49:32,384
Of course you could.

1862
03:49:34,826 --> 03:49:39,022
But I never thought
you would, or could,

1863
03:49:39,023 --> 03:49:41,399
do that to me.

1864
03:49:41,400 --> 03:49:42,933
I'm really sorry, Kiddo,

1865
03:49:44,502 --> 03:49:46,596
but you thought wrong.

1866
03:49:52,744 --> 03:49:55,979
You and I have
unfinished business.

1867
03:49:57,614 --> 03:50:00,984
Baby, you ain't kiddin'.

1868
03:50:31,216 --> 03:50:32,279
Ha.

1869
03:50:34,244 --> 03:50:35,888
Pai Mei taught you

1870
03:50:35,889 --> 03:50:38,857
the five-point-palm
exploding-heart technique?

1871
03:50:42,625 --> 03:50:43,862
'Course he did.

1872
03:50:46,795 --> 03:50:48,295
Why didn't you tell me?

1873
03:50:52,602 --> 03:50:53,795
I don't know.

1874
03:50:57,101 --> 03:50:58,107
Because I'm...

1875
03:51:00,280 --> 03:51:01,506
a bad person.

1876
03:51:02,908 --> 03:51:03,805
No.

1877
03:51:06,782 --> 03:51:08,513
You're not a bad person.

1878
03:51:09,951 --> 03:51:12,788
You're a terrific person.

1879
03:51:12,789 --> 03:51:14,717
You're my favorite person.

1880
03:51:17,827 --> 03:51:21,290
But every once in a while

1881
03:51:21,291 --> 03:51:23,663
you can be a real cunt.

1882
03:51:43,048 --> 03:51:44,846
How do I look?

1883
03:52:00,571 --> 03:52:01,863
You look ready.

1884
03:53:50,480 --> 03:53:53,975
<i>Well, well, well.
If it ain't the little flower.</i>

1885
03:54:00,356 --> 03:54:01,820
<i>Good evening,
Mr. and Mrs. America</i>

1886
03:54:01,821 --> 03:54:04,688
<i>and all the ships at sea.
Let's go to press. Flash.</i>

1887
03:54:04,689 --> 03:54:08,263
<i>Do you have a magpie
in your home?</i>

1888
03:54:08,264 --> 03:54:10,599
<i>If you do,
you are most fortunate.</i>

1889
03:54:10,600 --> 03:54:13,764
<i>The magpie is
the most charming bird
in all the world.</i>

1890
03:54:13,765 --> 03:54:16,502
<i>He is the best friend
a farmer ever had.</i>

1891
03:54:16,503 --> 03:54:19,774
<i>Treat him gently.
Treat him kindly.</i>

1892
03:54:19,775 --> 03:54:23,708
<i>And always remember,
the magpie deserves
your respect.</i>

1893
03:55:00,079 --> 03:55:01,086
Thank you.

1894
03:55:02,655 --> 03:55:05,046
Thank you. Thank you.

1895
03:55:06,757 --> 03:55:08,049
Oh, thank you.

1896
03:55:11,087 --> 03:55:12,863
<i>Now, I'll tell you
what I'm gonna do.</i>

1897
03:55:12,864 --> 03:55:15,999
<i>I ain't got no headache.</i>

1898
03:55:16,000 --> 03:55:17,960
<i>Oh, yes, you have, brother.</i>

1899
03:59:13,402 --> 03:59:15,570
<i>♪ There's a nail in the door</i>

1900
03:59:15,571 --> 03:59:17,969
<i>♪ And there's glass
on the lawn</i>

1901
03:59:17,970 --> 03:59:22,742
<i>♪ Tacks on the floor
and the TV is on</i>

1902
03:59:22,743 --> 03:59:26,643
<i>♪ And I always sleep
with my guns</i>

1903
03:59:26,644 --> 03:59:28,309
<i>♪ When you're gone</i>

1904
03:59:30,254 --> 03:59:32,353
<i>♪ There's a blade by the bed</i>

1905
03:59:32,354 --> 03:59:34,817
<i>♪ And a phone in my hand</i>

1906
03:59:34,818 --> 03:59:36,426
<i>♪ A dog on the floor</i>

1907
03:59:36,427 --> 03:59:39,529
<i>♪ And some cash
on the nightstand</i>

1908
03:59:39,530 --> 03:59:42,924
<i>♪ When I'm all alone
the dreaming stops</i>

1909
03:59:42,925 --> 03:59:45,326
<i>♪ And I just can't stand</i>

1910
03:59:47,204 --> 03:59:49,304
<i>♪ What should I do?</i>

1911
03:59:49,305 --> 03:59:51,970
<i>♪ I'm just a little baby</i>

1912
03:59:51,971 --> 03:59:56,173
<i>♪ What if the lights go out
and maybe?</i>

1913
03:59:56,174 --> 04:00:00,044
<i>♪ And then the wind
just starts to moan</i>

1914
04:00:00,045 --> 04:00:04,388
<i>♪ Outside the door
It followed me home</i>

1915
04:00:04,389 --> 04:00:08,455
<i>♪ Now, goodnight moon
I want the sun</i>

1916
04:00:08,456 --> 04:00:10,819
<i>♪ If it's not here soon</i>

1917
04:00:10,820 --> 04:00:12,859
<i>♪ I might be done</i>

1918
04:00:12,860 --> 04:00:17,463
<i>♪ No, it won't be too soon
till I say</i>

1919
04:00:17,464 --> 04:00:19,360
<i>♪ Goodnight moon</i>

1920
04:00:38,084 --> 04:00:42,723
<i>♪ When you're up so high
How can you save me?</i>

1921
04:00:42,724 --> 04:00:45,693
<i>♪ When the dark
comes here tonight</i>

1922
04:00:45,694 --> 04:00:49,198
<i>♪ To take me up
to my front walk</i>

1923
04:00:49,199 --> 04:00:51,059
<i>♪ And into bed</i>

1924
04:00:51,060 --> 04:00:53,169
<i>♪ Where it kisses my face</i>

1925
04:00:53,170 --> 04:00:55,705
<i>♪ And eats my head</i>

1926
04:00:55,706 --> 04:01:00,269
<i>♪ What should I do?
I'm just a little baby</i>

1927
04:01:00,270 --> 04:01:04,076
<i>♪ What if the lights go out
and maybe?</i>

1928
04:01:04,077 --> 04:01:08,013
<i>♪ And then the wind
just starts to moan</i>

1929
04:01:08,014 --> 04:01:12,456
<i>♪ Outside the door
It followed me home</i>

1930
04:01:12,457 --> 04:01:16,560
<i>♪ Now, goodnight moon
I want the sun</i>

1931
04:01:16,561 --> 04:01:20,861
<i>♪ If it's not here soon
I might be done</i>

1932
04:01:20,862 --> 04:01:25,465
<i>♪ No, it won't be too soon
till I say</i>

1933
04:01:25,466 --> 04:01:27,428
<i>♪ Goodnight moon</i>

1934
04:01:29,365 --> 04:01:34,343
<i>♪ No, it won't be too soon
till I say</i>

1935
04:01:34,344 --> 04:01:35,942
<i>♪ Goodnight moon ♪</i>

1936
04:11:36,915 --> 04:11:39,080
<i>And action!</i>

1937
04:11:41,278 --> 04:11:43,316
<i>Cut.</i>

1938
04:11:43,317 --> 04:11:44,748
<i>Oh, come on,
let's do it again.</i>