1 00:00:05,854 --> 00:00:08,098 Hi...uh, just to say 2 00:00:08,132 --> 00:00:10,548 I've got just a few, like, little nibbly things for lunch. 3 00:00:10,583 --> 00:00:12,205 Just a sort of like a, um, 4 00:00:12,240 --> 00:00:14,449 like a meze thing, just some 5 00:00:14,759 --> 00:00:17,486 teeny weeny peppadew peppers, your favorite. 6 00:00:18,211 --> 00:00:19,799 Okay, bye. Bye bye. Bye. 7 00:00:20,869 --> 00:00:22,733 Oh, it's Julia. [giggles] 8 00:00:24,252 --> 00:00:25,149 Uh, Johnson. 9 00:00:25,563 --> 00:00:26,461 [woman] Come on. 10 00:00:27,324 --> 00:00:28,877 Just leaving a voicemail for Garry. 11 00:00:28,911 --> 00:00:31,086 You know, we have lunch together today every day so... 12 00:00:31,707 --> 00:00:32,846 Who's Garry? 13 00:00:32,881 --> 00:00:33,882 Garry's her builder. 14 00:00:33,916 --> 00:00:34,848 Oh, yeah. 15 00:00:34,883 --> 00:00:35,884 Ooh Liz, that's very reductive. 16 00:00:35,918 --> 00:00:37,886 Garry's way, way more than that. He's, um... 17 00:00:39,543 --> 00:00:41,441 he's a plasterer, tiler, plumber. 18 00:00:42,408 --> 00:00:44,134 he's...Garry's just one of those guys 19 00:00:44,168 --> 00:00:46,101 you know, like he can do everything. 20 00:00:46,136 --> 00:00:47,620 I mean, I trust him with my life, 21 00:00:47,654 --> 00:00:48,862 I trust him with my kids' lives. 22 00:00:48,897 --> 00:00:50,899 Oh, I feel like that about Clare Balding. 23 00:00:51,382 --> 00:00:53,143 -Hey Anne. -Hi, hello. 24 00:00:53,867 --> 00:00:55,283 Oh, look there's Kevin. 25 00:00:55,317 --> 00:00:56,836 Oh yes. Have you told him yet? 26 00:00:56,870 --> 00:00:59,321 What? No. What? 27 00:00:59,356 --> 00:01:00,253 What? 28 00:01:00,288 --> 00:01:01,875 -What, sorry? -About Saturday? 29 00:01:01,910 --> 00:01:03,429 Oh, um, no. 30 00:01:03,463 --> 00:01:05,914 -[Amanda] Well, yeah. -[Anne] Yeah, okay. Go on. 31 00:01:08,710 --> 00:01:09,676 Hi. 32 00:01:10,815 --> 00:01:12,748 So, uh, don't forget the PTA fundraiser on Saturday. 33 00:01:12,783 --> 00:01:15,613 It's a sponsored virtual bike ride 34 00:01:15,648 --> 00:01:16,890 from London to Brighton. 35 00:01:16,925 --> 00:01:18,892 I'm actually going to play this by ear, Anne, 36 00:01:18,927 --> 00:01:19,824 because it's Garry's last day 37 00:01:19,859 --> 00:01:22,620 so we might wanna kick back and relax, 38 00:01:22,827 --> 00:01:25,796 open a Chablis, you know, run through some snags. 39 00:01:25,830 --> 00:01:28,350 I for one, would be pleased to make a night of it. 40 00:01:28,764 --> 00:01:30,559 Celebrate my cancer alles klar. 41 00:01:30,594 --> 00:01:34,425 Ah...And it's also a certain person's birthday that night. 42 00:01:35,771 --> 00:01:36,910 We're going to throw her a little 43 00:01:37,463 --> 00:01:38,947 surprise disco for after the ride. 44 00:01:38,981 --> 00:01:41,260 Oh no, not a disco. Who wants to watch 45 00:01:41,294 --> 00:01:43,469 a load of cringey moms grinding on the dancefloor? 46 00:01:43,503 --> 00:01:45,643 Me. I want to watch Amanda 47 00:01:45,678 --> 00:01:48,267 twerk the caretaker wearing a Whistles polycotton. 48 00:01:48,301 --> 00:01:51,994 Yes, Amanda does have a spontaneous dance routine 49 00:01:52,029 --> 00:01:54,549 ready for when I show her surprise slide show. 50 00:01:54,583 --> 00:01:56,689 How do you know that if it's a surprise? 51 00:01:56,723 --> 00:01:57,552 The whole thing is her idea. 52 00:01:57,966 --> 00:01:59,726 But she wants it to look like it wasn't. 53 00:02:00,831 --> 00:02:01,694 Oh, wait. 54 00:02:02,350 --> 00:02:03,592 Was I supposed to say that? 55 00:02:04,524 --> 00:02:06,147 [theme music playing] 56 00:02:11,635 --> 00:02:13,326 [Amanda] So, Anne, you're in charge 57 00:02:13,361 --> 00:02:15,432 of puddings, cocktails, sorting the sound system. 58 00:02:15,466 --> 00:02:17,813 Who is doing finger sandwiches, crudites, mini quiches? 59 00:02:19,781 --> 00:02:21,334 -[Niamh coos] -Thanks Anne. 60 00:02:21,610 --> 00:02:24,510 I'm lending my own personal spin bike 61 00:02:24,544 --> 00:02:26,615 for the ride. So Amy... 62 00:02:26,650 --> 00:02:27,754 So generous. [chuckles] 63 00:02:28,928 --> 00:02:30,861 What with it also being a certain special day that day? 64 00:02:30,895 --> 00:02:32,311 Anne... 65 00:02:32,552 --> 00:02:35,935 I absolutely do not want any fuss, okay? 66 00:02:35,969 --> 00:02:37,488 Saturday is not about little old me, 67 00:02:37,523 --> 00:02:40,353 it's all about classroom air filters. Okay guys? 68 00:02:40,595 --> 00:02:42,321 No, sure. Don't expect us 69 00:02:42,355 --> 00:02:43,943 to have done anything for you or anything. 70 00:02:44,564 --> 00:02:47,222 Good. Not even a nice bit of cake or... 71 00:02:47,636 --> 00:02:48,706 Maybe a croquembouche, 72 00:02:49,742 --> 00:02:51,502 I was thinking of like a large sponge from M&S. 73 00:02:52,020 --> 00:02:53,677 That's a bit like not bothering at all, isn't it? 74 00:02:54,056 --> 00:02:55,920 Okay, I'm going to get something else. 75 00:03:04,274 --> 00:03:05,447 -Hi, Amanda. -Don't talk to me. 76 00:03:06,068 --> 00:03:07,898 -All right, okay. -Because someone might see. 77 00:03:08,278 --> 00:03:09,279 S...see what? 78 00:03:10,314 --> 00:03:11,350 Oh okay, but I was just coming to order so... 79 00:03:11,384 --> 00:03:12,178 Oh, God. 80 00:03:13,075 --> 00:03:15,319 Right, Amanda... It's gonna be hard, 81 00:03:15,940 --> 00:03:17,873 our lives are pretty intertwined. 82 00:03:17,908 --> 00:03:19,461 Our lives are not intertwined. 83 00:03:20,013 --> 00:03:21,256 We're not Richard and Judy. 84 00:03:22,568 --> 00:03:25,398 No, I mean like, uh, at school, here, every day, the fundraiser. 85 00:03:25,605 --> 00:03:26,710 [Amanda] Stop talking to me. 86 00:03:26,744 --> 00:03:28,436 Would you rather I didn't come to it? 87 00:03:28,470 --> 00:03:30,507 No Kevin, come, don't come, I don't care. 88 00:03:30,541 --> 00:03:33,613 Okay, okay, 'cause obviously, I'd love to come for charity. 89 00:03:33,648 --> 00:03:34,614 Whatever, Kevin. 90 00:03:35,926 --> 00:03:36,547 But I don't wanna distract you, uh, distract's the wrong word. 91 00:03:36,582 --> 00:03:38,308 -Bother you. -Fuck off. 92 00:03:40,758 --> 00:03:42,588 Yeah, just a little chocolate, thank you. 93 00:03:47,765 --> 00:03:48,801 Well, that's it then. 94 00:03:49,974 --> 00:03:50,872 Yeah, once I get this done I'll be out of your hair. 95 00:03:51,321 --> 00:03:53,426 Uh, final, um... 96 00:03:54,772 --> 00:03:55,980 what's that called again? 97 00:03:56,705 --> 00:03:59,052 -Finial. -Final finial. 98 00:03:59,087 --> 00:04:01,710 Yeah, we should call it a day, just a clean break. 99 00:04:01,745 --> 00:04:03,091 Yeah, I've got two concealed cisterns 100 00:04:03,125 --> 00:04:05,507 in Chiswick and a basement to tank. 101 00:04:06,474 --> 00:04:08,648 I don't mind saying this, I'm gonna struggle without you. 102 00:04:08,683 --> 00:04:10,719 It's all right. You won't have any more problems with flush. 103 00:04:13,481 --> 00:04:16,000 Oh, my God. I...we thought we were never gonna 104 00:04:16,035 --> 00:04:17,933 get that working, do you remember that? 105 00:04:17,968 --> 00:04:18,969 Yeah. 106 00:04:19,970 --> 00:04:22,317 You're probably, um, totally, totally busy 107 00:04:22,352 --> 00:04:24,388 but, um, there's this thing on at school. 108 00:04:24,595 --> 00:04:25,493 No, sorry. 109 00:04:26,459 --> 00:04:27,771 Yeah, no. Totally crossing the line, yeah. 110 00:04:27,978 --> 00:04:29,773 I am chock-a-block at the minute. 111 00:04:29,807 --> 00:04:30,808 And I tell you, 112 00:04:31,878 --> 00:04:33,294 honestly, with schools once you take one job, 113 00:04:34,536 --> 00:04:35,813 that's it. They treat you like a caretaker. I've had that. 114 00:04:35,848 --> 00:04:36,676 [Julia] Yeah. 115 00:04:36,711 --> 00:04:39,438 Oh, Can I get your email address? 116 00:04:40,577 --> 00:04:42,510 Yeah. Yeah, you... 117 00:04:43,476 --> 00:04:44,822 can have my personal one, 118 00:04:45,098 --> 00:04:47,100 it's juliajohnson@... 119 00:04:47,135 --> 00:04:48,585 Or you could just write it? 120 00:04:55,385 --> 00:04:57,318 [tools clattering] 121 00:05:00,390 --> 00:05:02,046 -Right, all done. -It's there. 122 00:05:02,944 --> 00:05:04,117 Okay. Bye. 123 00:05:05,947 --> 00:05:06,879 Bye, Marion. 124 00:05:07,880 --> 00:05:08,950 [Marion] Bye Garry, thanks for everything. 125 00:05:16,578 --> 00:05:17,579 [sighs] 126 00:05:41,431 --> 00:05:42,949 [cellphone ringing] 127 00:05:44,503 --> 00:05:46,436 -[Amanda] Hey, J. -[Johnny] Amanda, hi, listen. 128 00:05:46,470 --> 00:05:48,921 I need to tell you something. Can you do coffee later? 129 00:05:48,955 --> 00:05:51,164 Oh, sweet. Babe, listen, I'm super busy right now 'cause-- 130 00:05:51,199 --> 00:05:53,512 [Johnny] Okay but, uh, I don't want you finding out 131 00:05:53,546 --> 00:05:55,824 on Instagram. I didn't realize that Tamara 132 00:05:55,859 --> 00:05:57,481 was gonna post it all over social media 133 00:05:57,516 --> 00:06:00,795 and obviously I would've rather told you in person 134 00:06:00,829 --> 00:06:03,936 but, um, Tamara and I have got engaged. 135 00:06:04,454 --> 00:06:06,490 We haven't set a date yet and, uh, 136 00:06:06,525 --> 00:06:07,940 I'm gonna tell the kids this weekend. 137 00:06:07,974 --> 00:06:09,907 I thought you deserved to hear it from me. 138 00:06:11,737 --> 00:06:13,394 Amanda, you still there? 139 00:06:17,294 --> 00:06:21,540 [Anne] Testing, testing, one, two, one, two, buckle my shoe. 140 00:06:21,574 --> 00:06:23,749 Three, four, shut the door. 141 00:06:23,783 --> 00:06:26,234 Five, six, five, six... 142 00:06:26,268 --> 00:06:28,719 Oh, baby brain. There she is. 143 00:06:29,271 --> 00:06:30,997 Hello, Anne. Is this the bar 144 00:06:31,204 --> 00:06:32,413 'cause it just looks like tables? 145 00:06:33,552 --> 00:06:34,518 Yes well, I haven't put out any plastic cups yet. 146 00:06:34,553 --> 00:06:36,244 Yeah, you know what, forget it, let's just... 147 00:06:37,003 --> 00:06:39,281 -forget the whole thing. -Forget what? 148 00:06:39,316 --> 00:06:40,835 Just forget my whole stupid birthday. 149 00:06:40,869 --> 00:06:43,562 R...really? Or just, um, pretend really? 150 00:06:43,803 --> 00:06:46,081 [Amanda] Ah, just could someone get my fucking spin bike 151 00:06:46,116 --> 00:06:48,083 out of my fucking car please? Just... 152 00:07:08,621 --> 00:07:10,105 [Julia] Yes, yes, yes, yes. 153 00:07:12,832 --> 00:07:15,110 Nice glove. What are you doing, waiting for your falcon? 154 00:07:15,145 --> 00:07:16,491 It's Garry's. What do you want? 155 00:07:16,526 --> 00:07:17,872 We came early, Liz said you were making 156 00:07:17,906 --> 00:07:19,529 some pre-fundraiser drinks. 157 00:07:19,563 --> 00:07:20,737 -What? -Liz. 158 00:07:21,634 --> 00:07:22,946 Whoa, whoa, whoa... 159 00:07:22,980 --> 00:07:24,016 You can't bring that in here. 160 00:07:24,050 --> 00:07:25,086 Goodness me, my mother is at home. 161 00:07:25,120 --> 00:07:26,881 I don't want her to go blind as well as senile. 162 00:07:26,915 --> 00:07:28,054 [Marion] I can hear you. 163 00:07:28,330 --> 00:07:29,711 Evening, Marion. 164 00:07:30,056 --> 00:07:30,988 [Julia] Hey. 165 00:07:31,851 --> 00:07:33,163 Notice anything different? 166 00:07:33,197 --> 00:07:34,302 You've had a wash. 167 00:07:34,336 --> 00:07:35,614 No, my finial. 168 00:07:36,269 --> 00:07:37,581 Garry restored it. 169 00:07:37,788 --> 00:07:39,203 Can't quite believe he's gone yet. 170 00:07:39,825 --> 00:07:41,516 -Don't really think it's-- -Where's the booze? 171 00:07:41,551 --> 00:07:42,483 [Kevin] Got any juice? 172 00:07:42,690 --> 00:07:44,070 Goodness me, what are you 12? 173 00:07:44,657 --> 00:07:46,245 Do you want a cheese string as an accompaniment? 174 00:07:46,279 --> 00:07:48,316 No, I'm cycling. I can't drink and ride 175 00:07:48,350 --> 00:07:51,008 but when I get to Hayward's Heath, lock up your bottles. 176 00:07:51,043 --> 00:07:51,906 Kevin's on one. 177 00:07:51,940 --> 00:07:53,321 Jill and I have finally got a schedule 178 00:07:53,355 --> 00:07:54,598 she can't legally get out of. 179 00:07:54,633 --> 00:07:55,565 She's got the girls, which means 180 00:07:55,599 --> 00:07:57,705 the weekend's mine to do with as I please. 181 00:07:57,912 --> 00:07:59,292 I can have a lie in, change the bed, 182 00:07:59,327 --> 00:08:01,225 do a shop, get the car washed. 183 00:08:01,260 --> 00:08:02,917 -[Liz] Cheers to that. -Hmm. 184 00:08:02,951 --> 00:08:03,918 [Kevin] Oh. 185 00:08:05,091 --> 00:08:06,058 Fancy a banana, Kevin? 186 00:08:06,092 --> 00:08:07,853 Oh, sorry. It's for the potassium. 187 00:08:08,094 --> 00:08:09,026 I'm hoping to win the cup 188 00:08:10,096 --> 00:08:12,029 for the fastest leg again. God, I love cycling. 189 00:08:12,064 --> 00:08:14,342 I can't cycle. My labia are too thin. 190 00:08:14,929 --> 00:08:16,033 It's a thing, look it up. 191 00:08:17,138 --> 00:08:18,001 I have the opposite problem, mine are too chubby. 192 00:08:18,035 --> 00:08:19,658 It's a hell of a hoof in a leotard. 193 00:08:19,692 --> 00:08:21,556 Hmm...Right come on. Drink up, 194 00:08:21,591 --> 00:08:22,661 I've gotta meet Sam at nine, 195 00:08:22,695 --> 00:08:24,352 I'm gonna load up on Anne's soggy sausage rolls 196 00:08:24,386 --> 00:08:25,318 before I do a runner. 197 00:08:25,353 --> 00:08:26,941 So, when are we gonna get to meet this, 198 00:08:26,975 --> 00:08:27,942 um, legendary shepherd? 199 00:08:27,976 --> 00:08:28,839 Go on, invite him along. 200 00:08:29,806 --> 00:08:31,083 No, no. Never mix business with pleasure. 201 00:08:31,324 --> 00:08:33,016 And by business, I mean school fundraisers 202 00:08:33,050 --> 00:08:34,707 and by pleasure, I mean penises. 203 00:08:34,949 --> 00:08:36,260 I don't think Kevin got that memo. 204 00:08:39,332 --> 00:08:41,024 [dance music playing] 205 00:08:41,783 --> 00:08:43,992 Thanks. Sorry about the state of me, 206 00:08:44,027 --> 00:08:45,235 I've not been home yet, 207 00:08:45,269 --> 00:08:46,823 I'll pop back in a bit and get changed. 208 00:08:48,031 --> 00:08:49,342 -Hiya. -Yo. 209 00:08:49,377 --> 00:08:51,655 Oi oi. Life and soul of the party. 210 00:08:51,931 --> 00:08:52,829 Where's Kev? 211 00:08:53,864 --> 00:08:55,245 Oh, I think he's doing, um, an adrenaline shit. 212 00:08:55,279 --> 00:08:57,730 Hi guys. It's, um, 3.50, 213 00:08:57,765 --> 00:09:00,043 sorry about the state of me. I've not been back home yet 214 00:09:00,319 --> 00:09:01,976 I'll pop back in a bit and get changed. 215 00:09:02,010 --> 00:09:03,736 -I'll get hers, yeah. -[Anne] Okay. 216 00:09:08,983 --> 00:09:09,984 Oh. 217 00:09:10,191 --> 00:09:11,192 Oh, hi. 218 00:09:11,468 --> 00:09:12,883 Are you going in or not? 219 00:09:13,194 --> 00:09:14,160 We can't arrive together. 220 00:09:14,816 --> 00:09:16,059 I think it's fine, Amanda. 221 00:09:16,093 --> 00:09:17,025 Well, go in then. 222 00:09:20,304 --> 00:09:22,030 Hi, Kevin. It's 3.50. 223 00:09:22,065 --> 00:09:24,274 Yeah, sorry about state of me, I've not been back home yet. 224 00:09:24,654 --> 00:09:27,657 I'll like cock back, uh-- pop back soon and get changed. 225 00:09:28,209 --> 00:09:29,935 -[Kevin] Thanks, Anne. -Thank you. 226 00:09:30,314 --> 00:09:32,420 [Mrs. Lamb] Bit of hush please, everyone. 227 00:09:32,800 --> 00:09:34,974 She's here, the hero of the hour. 228 00:09:37,114 --> 00:09:40,221 ♪ For she's A jolly good fellow ♪ 229 00:09:40,255 --> 00:09:43,638 [everyone] ♪ ...For she's A jolly good fellow. ♪ 230 00:09:43,949 --> 00:09:48,194 ♪ For she's A jolly good fellow ♪ 231 00:09:48,712 --> 00:09:51,301 ♪ And so say all of us. 232 00:09:51,335 --> 00:09:53,993 [Kevin] Three cheers for Meg for smashing cancer. 233 00:09:54,373 --> 00:09:55,374 Hip hip... 234 00:09:55,823 --> 00:09:56,755 [everyone] Hooray! 235 00:09:56,789 --> 00:09:59,205 -[Kevin] Hip hip... -[everyone] Hooray. 236 00:09:59,723 --> 00:10:02,208 -[Kevin] Hip hip... -Hooray. 237 00:10:02,243 --> 00:10:04,763 [Mrs. Lamb] Great stuff, now back to the main event. 238 00:10:05,246 --> 00:10:07,455 Let's cycle to Brighton. 239 00:10:07,489 --> 00:10:08,629 [woman screams] 240 00:10:09,768 --> 00:10:11,701 Oh, calm down, it's just a starter pistol. Jesus. 241 00:10:12,322 --> 00:10:13,426 Okay, here we go. 242 00:10:13,875 --> 00:10:14,945 Three... 243 00:10:14,980 --> 00:10:16,015 [everyone] ...two, one. 244 00:10:17,327 --> 00:10:18,431 Could you just watch the door for a sec while I go and pee? 245 00:10:18,466 --> 00:10:19,778 I've just got here. 246 00:10:23,333 --> 00:10:25,784 [upbeat music playing] 247 00:10:37,140 --> 00:10:38,831 [Kevin] I'm up next. Are you gonna cheer me on? 248 00:10:39,245 --> 00:10:40,281 Do you want a nut? 249 00:10:41,558 --> 00:10:42,801 What's the matter with you? 250 00:10:42,835 --> 00:10:44,319 Oh, is this about that builder? 251 00:10:44,354 --> 00:10:45,907 Please don't say you're banging the builder. 252 00:10:45,942 --> 00:10:49,290 It's worse than that. I'm not banging the builder. 253 00:10:49,324 --> 00:10:50,912 So, you're imagining banging the builder. 254 00:10:50,947 --> 00:10:52,258 You don't know Garry like I know Garry. 255 00:10:52,293 --> 00:10:54,502 I know builders. Lee's a builder. 256 00:10:55,158 --> 00:10:56,435 Well, technically a plasterer 257 00:10:56,469 --> 00:10:58,126 but it's like a builder but 258 00:10:58,161 --> 00:10:59,265 they're not allowed power tools. 259 00:11:01,060 --> 00:11:03,304 Hope those glutes are burning, Lila's mom. 260 00:11:03,960 --> 00:11:07,170 Uh, next up, Kevin Brady. 261 00:11:07,377 --> 00:11:10,380 Ardingly to Haywards Heath I'm gonna smash you up. 262 00:11:11,553 --> 00:11:12,416 Whoo. 263 00:11:15,834 --> 00:11:18,215 [parents cheering] 264 00:11:18,871 --> 00:11:20,079 [woman] Go on, Kev. 265 00:11:22,012 --> 00:11:23,842 -We going? -Yeah. 266 00:11:26,499 --> 00:11:27,915 [man] Hey, happy birthday, 267 00:11:27,949 --> 00:11:29,054 -you old sod. -[man 2] Aww... 268 00:11:29,088 --> 00:11:30,952 thanks mate. it's so good to see you. 269 00:11:36,337 --> 00:11:37,752 -[Liz sighs] -Ooh. 270 00:11:37,787 --> 00:11:39,305 -[chuckles] -[Liz] Reminiscing? 271 00:11:40,444 --> 00:11:42,032 "I'm in Homebase, need anything?" 272 00:11:42,067 --> 00:11:43,068 "No, got the screws." 273 00:11:43,275 --> 00:11:45,242 Hey, thank you, it's private. 274 00:11:45,277 --> 00:11:46,830 You're not actually serious about this guy? 275 00:11:46,865 --> 00:11:48,521 Garry? Yeah 100%, 276 00:11:48,556 --> 00:11:49,937 I mean...yeah he's... 277 00:11:50,834 --> 00:11:52,491 Oh, my God, he's so lovely. 278 00:11:52,525 --> 00:11:54,562 He's, like... He makes me feel 279 00:11:54,596 --> 00:11:56,909 so fizzing... 280 00:11:56,944 --> 00:11:58,842 you know, it's like I've been in a coma 281 00:11:58,877 --> 00:11:59,878 and he's just woken me up. 282 00:11:59,912 --> 00:12:01,776 You have been in a coma, it's called adult life. 283 00:12:01,811 --> 00:12:05,435 Yes, kids and bills and citalopram and Radio Two. 284 00:12:05,469 --> 00:12:07,817 I mean, oh my God, what is it all for? 285 00:12:07,851 --> 00:12:09,784 Where is our reward? 286 00:12:09,819 --> 00:12:10,889 We're just gonna all bobble around 287 00:12:10,923 --> 00:12:15,065 then drop down with a stroke. Yes, I want Garry. 288 00:12:15,100 --> 00:12:16,239 [Meg] You're such a dirt. 289 00:12:17,516 --> 00:12:19,311 I can't believe you're gonna pin your middle age freak out 290 00:12:19,345 --> 00:12:20,450 on a bloke who fixes your bog. 291 00:12:20,830 --> 00:12:22,141 Yeah, you might as well fall in love 292 00:12:22,176 --> 00:12:23,522 with the bloke at the Texaco garage. 293 00:12:23,556 --> 00:12:25,593 Hmm. Liz, love, you're not gonna put me off him. 294 00:12:26,042 --> 00:12:30,253 I-- I can't unsee the things he's shown me. 295 00:12:30,287 --> 00:12:31,806 My God, what's he shown you? 296 00:12:31,841 --> 00:12:33,912 A bit of silicone? A new U-bend? 297 00:12:33,946 --> 00:12:35,085 You're dreaming, mate. 298 00:12:35,292 --> 00:12:36,846 He hasn't given you a second thought. 299 00:12:36,880 --> 00:12:38,364 [Julia] Yes, he has actually. 300 00:12:38,399 --> 00:12:40,470 For your info he's asked for my email. 301 00:12:40,884 --> 00:12:41,851 -Ooh. -So you know, 302 00:12:41,885 --> 00:12:42,886 I'm gonna get it on with Garry. 303 00:12:42,921 --> 00:12:44,543 Okay, so you know what I think you need to do? 304 00:12:44,577 --> 00:12:46,096 I think you need to see your husband more often. 305 00:12:46,131 --> 00:12:47,477 No, uh, he's an asshole. 306 00:12:47,511 --> 00:12:50,066 He's not a total asshole. I mean... 307 00:12:50,100 --> 00:12:52,620 my God, he didn't bat an eyelid when your mum moved in. 308 00:12:53,000 --> 00:12:54,311 Her taking over your bedroom, 309 00:12:54,346 --> 00:12:56,831 hanging her big grey knickers over your radiators. 310 00:12:56,866 --> 00:12:59,454 I think I should just talk to Paul, I think I should. 311 00:13:00,317 --> 00:13:03,010 I think I just need to be open, I just... 312 00:13:03,355 --> 00:13:04,563 Siri, call Paul. 313 00:13:04,597 --> 00:13:06,254 -Siri, no. -Thank you, Meg. 314 00:13:06,289 --> 00:13:08,084 -She won't do it. -Siri, can you call Paul. 315 00:13:08,118 --> 00:13:09,119 No. Stop her. 316 00:13:09,154 --> 00:13:11,190 -[Julia] Oh! What are you doing? -[Meg] Get it. 317 00:13:11,225 --> 00:13:13,572 -[Meg sighs] -[Liz grunts] 318 00:13:13,606 --> 00:13:15,022 [Julia] You're crushing me. 319 00:13:15,056 --> 00:13:16,989 I'm gonna tell Mrs. Lamb. Ah. 320 00:13:17,438 --> 00:13:19,164 -Got it. -Great. 321 00:13:19,198 --> 00:13:20,544 [horn blares] 322 00:13:21,166 --> 00:13:22,477 Whoo. Yes. 323 00:13:23,237 --> 00:13:25,653 Give it up for Rose's dad. 324 00:13:26,033 --> 00:13:27,828 I did it. Whoo. 325 00:13:28,552 --> 00:13:30,313 Guys did you s...Guys? 326 00:13:35,076 --> 00:13:37,113 Hey, hey. Amanda, did you see... 327 00:13:42,014 --> 00:13:43,395 Hi, Kevin. Great ride. 328 00:13:43,602 --> 00:13:44,637 Uh, can I get you something to drink? 329 00:13:45,638 --> 00:13:47,468 Aperol spritz, espresso martini, snakebite? 330 00:13:47,744 --> 00:13:48,952 I'll have one of each. 331 00:13:49,228 --> 00:13:50,160 [Anne] Ooh. 332 00:13:50,471 --> 00:13:51,921 I'm gonna get leathered tonight. 333 00:13:51,955 --> 00:13:52,922 [Anne] Oh. 334 00:13:54,061 --> 00:13:56,373 Hey, when's...when's Amanda's surprise happening? 335 00:13:56,408 --> 00:13:58,203 Oh, um, it's not happening now. 336 00:13:58,513 --> 00:13:59,894 She said she didn't want a fuss. 337 00:14:00,481 --> 00:14:02,310 I think. There you go. 338 00:14:02,517 --> 00:14:03,449 Ooh... 339 00:14:04,312 --> 00:14:05,175 That's a big drink. 340 00:14:06,038 --> 00:14:08,075 Oh, uh, did you want them separately? 341 00:14:09,939 --> 00:14:11,181 Nah. It's all right... 342 00:14:15,220 --> 00:14:16,980 [Julia] Please just give me my phone back. 343 00:14:17,222 --> 00:14:18,568 I'm gonna text Garry that you hate him. 344 00:14:18,602 --> 00:14:20,950 [Julia] Oh my God, you're being an absolute bitch. 345 00:14:21,364 --> 00:14:24,367 Oh, bollocks. It's 9 o'clock. I've got to meet Sam. 346 00:14:27,128 --> 00:14:29,061 Oh my God. Garry's emailed me. 347 00:14:29,096 --> 00:14:30,683 He's sent me an email. [laughs] 348 00:14:31,753 --> 00:14:33,997 Oh...it's just an invoice. 349 00:14:34,032 --> 00:14:35,516 Five grand? 350 00:14:35,723 --> 00:14:39,382 He's charging you five grand for granny proofing your bog. 351 00:14:39,761 --> 00:14:41,211 How much overtime? 352 00:14:41,246 --> 00:14:43,765 No, that was just we... well, we had, um, 353 00:14:43,800 --> 00:14:45,181 a beer in the garden it's just a... 354 00:14:45,215 --> 00:14:47,666 Oh my God. What an arsehole invoice. 355 00:14:47,700 --> 00:14:49,564 No, I think it's just admin, I don't think it means... 356 00:14:49,599 --> 00:14:50,738 [Meg] No, no, no. According to this invoice, 357 00:14:50,772 --> 00:14:51,981 he's not the man for you. 358 00:14:52,015 --> 00:14:54,915 He's charged you £600 for a finial. 359 00:14:55,294 --> 00:14:56,571 What's a ratted finial? 360 00:14:56,606 --> 00:14:59,471 Meg, it's a... it's an architectural, uh... 361 00:15:00,092 --> 00:15:01,093 I don't know. 362 00:15:02,232 --> 00:15:02,992 I told you, builders, you can't trust any of 'em. 363 00:15:03,854 --> 00:15:05,373 Right, I'm off to meet an actual man 364 00:15:05,408 --> 00:15:07,030 who actually wants to sleep with me. 365 00:15:08,376 --> 00:15:09,412 Slag. 366 00:15:13,105 --> 00:15:15,418 Liz, Liz, hey. How do I get in? 367 00:15:16,143 --> 00:15:17,247 What are you doing here? 368 00:15:17,454 --> 00:15:18,973 I-- I said I'd meet you at the pub. 369 00:15:19,008 --> 00:15:19,974 Well I'm-- 370 00:15:21,217 --> 00:15:22,080 I thought we could get off behind the bike sheds you know. 371 00:15:22,114 --> 00:15:23,184 What you thought I'd like to get groped 372 00:15:23,219 --> 00:15:26,222 where my son parks his scooter? Not particularly. 373 00:15:26,256 --> 00:15:27,499 Oh, come on, let me in. 374 00:15:27,533 --> 00:15:28,672 No, no it's... 375 00:15:29,570 --> 00:15:30,502 I'll come out. 376 00:15:31,710 --> 00:15:32,676 Well, uh, come on. I want to see your kid's classroom 377 00:15:32,711 --> 00:15:33,781 and the tiny little chairs. 378 00:15:33,815 --> 00:15:35,472 No, no, it's-- it's lame. 379 00:15:35,507 --> 00:15:37,509 Come on, I wanna meet your mates. Let me in. 380 00:15:37,543 --> 00:15:38,820 -No. -[Sam] Don't be a dick. 381 00:15:38,855 --> 00:15:40,408 What you embarrassed about me or something? 382 00:15:40,443 --> 00:15:41,789 [Liz] No, no. 383 00:15:41,823 --> 00:15:43,204 I just don't want you to see my... 384 00:15:44,102 --> 00:15:45,068 shitty life. 385 00:15:45,103 --> 00:15:47,243 You know, I don't want in here contaminated 386 00:15:47,277 --> 00:15:50,384 with verrucas and bogeys and Amanda. 387 00:15:51,661 --> 00:15:53,697 I wanna keep you out there, separate. 388 00:15:54,698 --> 00:15:55,837 On a tractor or something. 389 00:15:55,872 --> 00:15:57,598 -I'm coming in. -What are you doing? 390 00:15:57,632 --> 00:15:58,599 You can't stop me. 391 00:15:59,738 --> 00:16:02,189 Oh my God. Don't. You'll crush your bits, you dick. 392 00:16:02,223 --> 00:16:04,363 It's okay. You don't want kids anyway, do you? 393 00:16:04,398 --> 00:16:05,502 -Oh, oh. -[Sam] Oh, sh... 394 00:16:05,537 --> 00:16:06,641 [Liz] Oh, my God. 395 00:16:07,849 --> 00:16:08,850 Is that meant to impress me? 396 00:16:08,885 --> 00:16:10,507 Yes. Come on. 397 00:16:11,267 --> 00:16:14,442 I wanna see these tiny chairs and your stupid friends. 398 00:16:18,308 --> 00:16:21,173 Well, guess I may as well go home then. 399 00:16:21,208 --> 00:16:23,451 Well, um, unless you want to man the bar. 400 00:16:23,486 --> 00:16:25,177 Yeah, that's what I wanna be doing, 401 00:16:25,212 --> 00:16:27,455 serving own brand spirits behind a bloody trestle table 402 00:16:27,490 --> 00:16:28,698 on my birthday. 403 00:16:28,732 --> 00:16:31,218 I mean, look at me. 404 00:16:31,528 --> 00:16:32,771 You said you didn't want to celebrate. 405 00:16:32,805 --> 00:16:35,463 I didn't but, come on... 406 00:16:36,292 --> 00:16:37,327 This is it? 407 00:16:40,227 --> 00:16:42,056 Baby needs feeding and I haven't even done the bins. 408 00:16:42,091 --> 00:16:43,161 Oh, God. 409 00:16:43,195 --> 00:16:44,817 -Why'd you even bring it? -It? 410 00:16:44,852 --> 00:16:46,060 -Him. -Her! 411 00:16:46,095 --> 00:16:47,406 -Her then. -Well, you'd know she was 412 00:16:47,441 --> 00:16:49,063 a girl if you even bothered to learn her name. 413 00:16:49,098 --> 00:16:50,030 What do you mean? 414 00:16:51,065 --> 00:16:52,446 I'm so tired, I can't even feel my own eyes. 415 00:16:52,480 --> 00:16:53,723 What's my baby's name, Amanda? 416 00:16:55,242 --> 00:16:56,864 -What? -What's my baby's name? 417 00:16:57,209 --> 00:16:59,177 -What are you saying? -What's my baby's name? 418 00:16:59,211 --> 00:17:00,730 Are you saying I don't know your baby's name? 419 00:17:00,764 --> 00:17:01,800 [Anne] What's my baby's name? 420 00:17:01,834 --> 00:17:03,284 Stop it, Anne. You sound like a robot. 421 00:17:03,319 --> 00:17:04,216 What's my baby's name? 422 00:17:05,252 --> 00:17:08,117 I have got an awful lot on my mind right now. 423 00:17:08,151 --> 00:17:09,256 What's my baby's name? 424 00:17:10,291 --> 00:17:13,087 S...something Irishy. 425 00:17:13,294 --> 00:17:15,434 -What's my baby's name? -You're scaring me, Anne. 426 00:17:15,469 --> 00:17:16,608 [Anne] What's my baby's name? 427 00:17:16,642 --> 00:17:17,643 Uh, f... 428 00:17:17,954 --> 00:17:19,128 What's my baby's name? 429 00:17:19,162 --> 00:17:21,199 I don't know your baby's name, Anne. 430 00:17:22,821 --> 00:17:24,409 -It's Niamh. -[Amanda] Well... 431 00:17:25,134 --> 00:17:26,445 how am I expected to know that? 432 00:17:26,480 --> 00:17:27,791 'Cause you're her Godmother. 433 00:17:29,621 --> 00:17:31,450 Please don't shout at me on my special day. 434 00:17:31,485 --> 00:17:34,315 Jesus Christ. Is it your special day or isn't it 435 00:17:34,350 --> 00:17:36,490 because I'm here on my own doing everything 436 00:17:36,524 --> 00:17:38,733 and I haven't even had a chance to drop the baby home 437 00:17:38,768 --> 00:17:40,701 so I can have my one night out on the town 438 00:17:40,735 --> 00:17:42,772 on top of organizing a whole surprise party 439 00:17:42,806 --> 00:17:45,223 for a 39th birthday that you seem to want one moment 440 00:17:45,257 --> 00:17:46,810 but not the next and I wouldn't mind, 441 00:17:46,845 --> 00:17:48,950 you're not even 39 you're 41. 442 00:17:48,985 --> 00:17:50,918 You big blond stupid cow. 443 00:18:04,656 --> 00:18:06,865 Hi, um, Garry, it's Julia. 444 00:18:07,590 --> 00:18:09,316 Hoo-lia. [laughs] 445 00:18:10,317 --> 00:18:11,663 Um, it's a funny thing. 446 00:18:14,666 --> 00:18:15,701 Fuck. 447 00:18:17,462 --> 00:18:18,946 [IVR] Message deleted. 448 00:18:18,980 --> 00:18:21,121 To rerecord your message, press one. 449 00:18:23,226 --> 00:18:26,436 Hi, Garry, um, it's, um, Julia Johnson here. 450 00:18:26,471 --> 00:18:30,785 Um, it's twenty past nine on the ninth of, um... 451 00:18:50,495 --> 00:18:52,738 I cannot believe you're coming on to me here. 452 00:18:59,883 --> 00:19:01,333 Amanda, wait. 453 00:19:07,443 --> 00:19:08,271 Amanda. 454 00:19:08,306 --> 00:19:10,584 [Amanda] Kevin, I am not interested. 455 00:19:10,791 --> 00:19:12,931 For goodness' sake I just came to see if you were all right 456 00:19:13,552 --> 00:19:16,452 because I care as a-- as a friend-- as a human being. 457 00:19:17,038 --> 00:19:18,695 Not because we made love. 458 00:19:18,730 --> 00:19:20,283 [Amanda] Shh. You-- You... 459 00:19:20,318 --> 00:19:22,561 God, you want the whole world to know. 460 00:19:22,596 --> 00:19:24,322 -Well I... -[Amanda] I don't. 461 00:19:26,358 --> 00:19:27,566 Right well that's... 462 00:19:28,567 --> 00:19:30,017 you know what, I'm not ashamed. 463 00:19:31,501 --> 00:19:33,365 We enjoyed each other's bodies. 464 00:19:33,400 --> 00:19:35,436 It was good, not the greatest, 465 00:19:35,781 --> 00:19:36,713 twice. 466 00:19:37,852 --> 00:19:39,751 No strings attached. I've no regrets. We're adults. 467 00:19:39,785 --> 00:19:43,237 I was feeling jubilant, you were feeling needy, big deal. 468 00:19:43,686 --> 00:19:46,758 Get over it, Amanda, because I have, okay? 469 00:19:52,350 --> 00:19:54,869 And you can stop sulking in the children's toilets. 470 00:19:54,904 --> 00:19:56,561 It's your bloody birthday so... 471 00:19:57,424 --> 00:19:59,426 get out here and bloody enjoy it. 472 00:19:59,840 --> 00:20:01,255 [Amanda] Johnny's getting married. 473 00:20:02,946 --> 00:20:04,362 I just found out today. 474 00:20:05,915 --> 00:20:06,847 Oh. 475 00:20:08,745 --> 00:20:09,712 Ouch. 476 00:20:11,990 --> 00:20:12,853 Gosh, I'm... 477 00:20:13,957 --> 00:20:14,751 I'm sorry. 478 00:20:16,097 --> 00:20:18,583 He told you on your bloody birthday? 479 00:20:20,481 --> 00:20:22,414 -Yeah. -You know I'm not one 480 00:20:22,449 --> 00:20:23,553 to bad mouth anybody but... 481 00:20:24,589 --> 00:20:25,969 what a wanker. 482 00:20:28,040 --> 00:20:29,352 Thank you, Kevin. 483 00:20:30,388 --> 00:20:31,423 I needed that. 484 00:20:56,828 --> 00:20:57,898 Oh, my God. 485 00:21:00,694 --> 00:21:04,663 Hi, Garry, it's Julia here. Um, I just wanted to 486 00:21:05,423 --> 00:21:06,769 really say thank you. 487 00:21:07,390 --> 00:21:11,774 Um, not just for your, um, hard work and your... 488 00:21:13,707 --> 00:21:16,744 exemplary craftsmanship but also, um... 489 00:21:21,991 --> 00:21:23,303 because I... 490 00:21:26,444 --> 00:21:29,654 I haven't really felt anything for a long time. I... 491 00:21:32,450 --> 00:21:35,142 I haven't, I haven't felt loved and I... 492 00:21:37,455 --> 00:21:38,870 I haven't, I haven't actually, 493 00:21:38,904 --> 00:21:40,734 really felt very, um... 494 00:21:44,703 --> 00:21:45,773 um, lovable. 495 00:21:46,671 --> 00:21:48,155 And, um, 496 00:21:48,189 --> 00:21:50,502 I mean, I know-- I know you don't, um, 497 00:21:51,123 --> 00:21:52,608 love me. I... 498 00:21:53,436 --> 00:21:55,058 I don't even think you like me very much. 499 00:21:55,093 --> 00:21:57,371 I think it's 'cause I think you probably find me quite creepy 500 00:21:57,406 --> 00:21:59,822 which, um, I probably am, it's quite.. 501 00:22:02,238 --> 00:22:03,929 Uh, anyway I just... 502 00:22:08,451 --> 00:22:10,902 I just wanted to say that you made me feel 503 00:22:10,936 --> 00:22:13,042 something and I really, really loved that, so... 504 00:22:19,566 --> 00:22:21,671 I think-- I think it's locked, Anne, love. 505 00:22:24,433 --> 00:22:27,194 I just called Amanda a cow and I think I liked it. 506 00:22:27,539 --> 00:22:28,402 Eh? 507 00:22:29,507 --> 00:22:31,405 She can organize her own fecking surprise birthday. 508 00:22:31,440 --> 00:22:33,165 I've had it up to the back teeth, you know? 509 00:22:33,580 --> 00:22:35,202 What has she got to be p'ed off about? 510 00:22:35,651 --> 00:22:38,239 With all her hair and the-- the fellas. 511 00:22:38,274 --> 00:22:39,862 You're beautiful when you're angry Anne. 512 00:22:41,657 --> 00:22:43,762 Kevin banged Amanda up the back of HyggeTygge. 513 00:22:44,625 --> 00:22:45,799 -Eh? -Hmm. 514 00:22:45,833 --> 00:22:46,938 -No. -Yes. 515 00:22:47,145 --> 00:22:48,974 Uh...our Kevin 516 00:22:50,217 --> 00:22:51,598 and that Amanda? 517 00:22:51,632 --> 00:22:54,117 Yeah, I know, right? Lucky her. 518 00:22:54,152 --> 00:22:56,257 Who hasn't imagined that curly head in between their thighs? 519 00:22:56,292 --> 00:22:59,088 Actually, everyone hasn't imagined that, Anne. 520 00:22:59,122 --> 00:23:00,952 Oh, my days. 521 00:23:00,986 --> 00:23:01,918 What, well don't tell anyone. 522 00:23:01,953 --> 00:23:04,576 My God, no. Of course I wouldn't tell... 523 00:23:04,611 --> 00:23:05,991 Oh my God, I'm still on Garry's voicemail. 524 00:23:06,302 --> 00:23:08,649 Of course, I would not do that. I wouldn't tell anybody. 525 00:23:10,858 --> 00:23:12,481 Oh, my God, I can't wait to tell the guys. 526 00:23:12,929 --> 00:23:14,931 Hold the door please. Oh, no. 527 00:23:16,968 --> 00:23:18,866 [crowd] Meg! Meg! Meg! 528 00:23:25,839 --> 00:23:26,978 Move, move, move... 529 00:23:27,012 --> 00:23:28,635 Oh Sam, this is that bell end 530 00:23:28,669 --> 00:23:30,188 I was telling you about. Julia, this is Sam. 531 00:23:30,222 --> 00:23:32,742 Oh Sam, so nice to meet you. Hello, I just... 532 00:23:32,777 --> 00:23:34,537 I just need to borrow my pal, just for a second. 533 00:23:34,882 --> 00:23:36,470 Kevin and Amanda bumped, 534 00:23:36,505 --> 00:23:38,886 his penis in-- in-- into her vagina hole. 535 00:23:38,921 --> 00:23:40,198 -Fuck off. -Hey, hey, hey. 536 00:23:41,441 --> 00:23:43,615 Where the hell were you when I busted a gut for the PTA? 537 00:23:45,237 --> 00:23:46,998 What? Why are you-- why are you staring at me? 538 00:23:49,932 --> 00:23:51,899 Thank you, Jade's mum. 539 00:23:52,555 --> 00:23:54,454 We made it to Brighton. 540 00:23:54,730 --> 00:23:57,560 Now, here's the president of our PTA 541 00:23:57,595 --> 00:24:01,115 to present the cup for tonight's fastest leg. 542 00:24:11,609 --> 00:24:14,508 Hi everyone. What a night. 543 00:24:14,543 --> 00:24:15,923 Okay, um, 544 00:24:15,958 --> 00:24:18,926 before I give this fab cup to the lucky winner, 545 00:24:19,996 --> 00:24:22,102 I just want to say, thank you so much 546 00:24:22,136 --> 00:24:23,310 to everyone for coming, 547 00:24:23,655 --> 00:24:27,763 particularly my dear parent in arms, 548 00:24:28,764 --> 00:24:29,868 Anne. 549 00:24:30,973 --> 00:24:34,873 Anne has been beavering away, much appreciated, 550 00:24:35,356 --> 00:24:37,911 despite having baby, Ni... 551 00:24:39,015 --> 00:24:41,673 and being hugely pregnant. 552 00:24:42,260 --> 00:24:45,815 Yeah, so she's really hormonal. 553 00:24:46,091 --> 00:24:48,024 But tonight isn't all about you, Anne. 554 00:24:48,059 --> 00:24:50,855 It is about us, the parents, 555 00:24:50,889 --> 00:24:53,271 for giving up our spare time to... 556 00:24:54,030 --> 00:24:55,687 make a Goddamn difference guys. 557 00:24:56,101 --> 00:24:57,551 -So yay. -[audience cheering] 558 00:24:58,828 --> 00:25:00,002 Yeah, yeah. 559 00:25:00,243 --> 00:25:01,693 So, without further ado 560 00:25:02,211 --> 00:25:03,695 it is my great honor 561 00:25:03,730 --> 00:25:07,699 to award this trophy to this year's fastest leg. 562 00:25:08,942 --> 00:25:12,014 It's like the Oscars. And the winner is... 563 00:25:16,294 --> 00:25:17,571 Kevin Brady. 564 00:25:18,054 --> 00:25:20,125 -[everyone cheering] -Yes! 565 00:25:20,160 --> 00:25:21,886 -Get up there, Kev. -[Kevin] Come on. 566 00:25:25,924 --> 00:25:27,685 Try to keep it clean. 567 00:25:30,757 --> 00:25:32,828 Yes. Wow, yes. Thank you. 568 00:25:33,829 --> 00:25:36,417 Um, uh, can I just say, 569 00:25:36,452 --> 00:25:39,144 and I don't think you'll mind me telling everyone, 570 00:25:39,179 --> 00:25:40,042 um... 571 00:25:41,043 --> 00:25:42,665 it's actually this lady's birthday today. 572 00:25:43,390 --> 00:25:45,323 Um, she's being very modest 573 00:25:45,357 --> 00:25:46,807 because she's had a bit of year 574 00:25:46,842 --> 00:25:47,946 let's-- let's face it. 575 00:25:49,120 --> 00:25:51,363 Uh, and she could've been out today at Pizza Express 576 00:25:51,398 --> 00:25:52,951 with her gal pals, 577 00:25:52,986 --> 00:25:56,368 but she gave up her big day to be here with us. 578 00:25:59,199 --> 00:26:01,442 So, I think that it's only right 579 00:26:01,477 --> 00:26:04,618 that she should kick off the after-show party 580 00:26:04,653 --> 00:26:07,310 with the first dance. 581 00:26:08,691 --> 00:26:10,417 [dance music playing] 582 00:26:11,832 --> 00:26:13,178 Are you kidding me, Anne? 583 00:26:13,420 --> 00:26:15,318 Wait you seriously want me to do my dance 584 00:26:15,353 --> 00:26:16,906 that got 400 likes on TikTok. 585 00:26:18,701 --> 00:26:20,289 What are you like? I don't even know 586 00:26:20,323 --> 00:26:21,704 if I can even remember it. 587 00:26:53,736 --> 00:26:55,842 Just stay down... just do this. 588 00:26:55,876 --> 00:26:57,429 Oi. Julia. 589 00:26:58,051 --> 00:27:00,294 You're letting yourself down. Get off me. 590 00:27:00,329 --> 00:27:01,710 Let me hold your cup. 591 00:27:01,744 --> 00:27:02,814 Come on. 592 00:27:03,021 --> 00:27:05,161 You're embarrassing yourself, Julia. 593 00:27:05,196 --> 00:27:06,680 -Oi, oi. -Hey. 594 00:27:06,715 --> 00:27:08,199 Pauly Walnuts. 595 00:27:08,233 --> 00:27:10,270 Bloody hell. Never seen him on school soil. 596 00:27:10,304 --> 00:27:11,858 Hey, mate. You look great. 597 00:27:11,892 --> 00:27:12,893 Hey, Keith. 598 00:27:13,273 --> 00:27:14,792 -[Julia] Hi, babe. -Heya. 599 00:27:14,826 --> 00:27:16,345 Why are you-- Why are you here? You...is there... 600 00:27:16,379 --> 00:27:18,312 am I late? Was I supposed to be somewhere? 601 00:27:18,347 --> 00:27:21,212 No, I just thought I'd sneak out and join you. Kids are in bed. 602 00:27:21,246 --> 00:27:22,316 Your mom's watching Millionaire. 603 00:27:22,351 --> 00:27:23,214 Oh, okay. 604 00:27:24,456 --> 00:27:25,423 I mean how often do we get to have a night out together? 605 00:27:25,457 --> 00:27:27,943 Yeah, God. Yep. [blows raspberry, chuckles] 606 00:27:28,909 --> 00:27:29,945 You all right? 607 00:27:33,155 --> 00:27:34,777 I need to tell you something. 608 00:27:35,433 --> 00:27:36,330 Yeah. 609 00:27:38,505 --> 00:27:39,817 I need to... 610 00:27:40,887 --> 00:27:41,784 tell you... 611 00:27:44,856 --> 00:27:45,961 [Paul] Yeah? 612 00:27:47,479 --> 00:27:48,342 Um... 613 00:27:50,137 --> 00:27:51,829 Is this about the builder, Julia? 614 00:27:54,038 --> 00:27:55,004 Yes. 615 00:27:56,523 --> 00:27:57,697 How did you know? 616 00:27:58,767 --> 00:28:00,838 'Cause you've been drooling over him for weeks. 617 00:28:01,252 --> 00:28:03,185 It's been like living with a teenager. 618 00:28:05,808 --> 00:28:07,845 Uh, I-- I want to be with him, Paul. 619 00:28:08,846 --> 00:28:10,468 I-- I need to be with Garry. 620 00:28:10,986 --> 00:28:11,952 I know. 621 00:28:14,023 --> 00:28:15,853 'Cause I want to be with him too. 622 00:28:18,303 --> 00:28:19,753 [Julia] I'm serious, Paul. 623 00:28:20,133 --> 00:28:21,444 No, I'm serious. 624 00:28:22,514 --> 00:28:24,551 [laughs] You dick! 625 00:28:24,585 --> 00:28:26,104 No, I love him. 626 00:28:26,967 --> 00:28:27,968 [laughs] 627 00:28:28,003 --> 00:28:29,280 I love you, you idiot. 628 00:28:31,869 --> 00:28:32,870 Come on. 629 00:28:37,046 --> 00:28:38,841 Can we at least get an extension? 630 00:28:38,876 --> 00:28:40,878 [Liz] Maybe you should show him the invoice first. 631 00:28:41,810 --> 00:28:43,087 [Meg] Right, pub. 632 00:28:43,121 --> 00:28:44,122 [Liz] Yes, pub. 633 00:28:44,329 --> 00:28:46,262 [theme music playing]