1 00:00:14,138 --> 00:00:15,105 Who's this guy now? 2 00:00:16,037 --> 00:00:17,314 Oh, he's Connell from Normal People. 3 00:00:17,348 --> 00:00:18,349 Oh. 4 00:00:18,384 --> 00:00:19,833 Oh, yeah course. Yeah. 5 00:00:19,868 --> 00:00:20,765 He looks like him, doesn't he? 6 00:00:21,870 --> 00:00:23,561 Ah, little peach. Loving the peach costume Rose. 7 00:00:23,596 --> 00:00:24,769 See you then. Have a good day. 8 00:00:24,804 --> 00:00:26,254 She looks great. 9 00:00:26,495 --> 00:00:27,358 What's the book, Kev? 10 00:00:28,532 --> 00:00:29,050 Have you read Call Me by Your Name,Anne? 11 00:00:29,533 --> 00:00:30,603 I have, yeah, years ago. 12 00:00:31,707 --> 00:00:32,881 I don't remember anything about a peach though. 13 00:00:32,915 --> 00:00:34,814 -Oh. -Very funny, Liz. 14 00:00:34,848 --> 00:00:36,609 It's James and the Giant Peach, of course. 15 00:00:36,643 --> 00:00:39,232 Rose, Rose, remember, try not to sit down. 16 00:00:39,508 --> 00:00:40,544 Love you. 17 00:00:40,578 --> 00:00:41,579 Move quicker. 18 00:00:42,615 --> 00:00:44,755 Shh... 19 00:00:45,687 --> 00:00:46,653 Did you forget? 20 00:00:47,447 --> 00:00:48,414 No. 21 00:00:49,587 --> 00:00:50,692 No, not at all. Just... 22 00:00:51,624 --> 00:00:53,729 haven't got my bits and bobs out yet, so... 23 00:00:54,558 --> 00:00:55,490 silly. 24 00:00:58,700 --> 00:00:59,632 Oh! 25 00:00:59,666 --> 00:01:01,082 It's the umbrella. 26 00:01:01,530 --> 00:01:02,945 It's a book by Will Self. 27 00:01:02,980 --> 00:01:04,395 Off you go then. 28 00:01:13,335 --> 00:01:14,233 Here we go. 29 00:01:14,992 --> 00:01:15,855 There. 30 00:01:16,407 --> 00:01:17,270 And that's, uh, 31 00:01:18,444 --> 00:01:18,720 that's, that's Where's Wally?suddenly... 32 00:01:19,893 --> 00:01:20,791 So, right. 33 00:01:21,895 --> 00:01:22,793 Bye, guys. 34 00:01:23,897 --> 00:01:25,175 [music playing] 35 00:01:30,007 --> 00:01:31,664 Ooh, uh, decaf, please. 36 00:01:31,698 --> 00:01:33,355 No caffeine for me for another year. 37 00:01:33,942 --> 00:01:35,530 Oh, god, I'm sick of March already. 38 00:01:35,564 --> 00:01:37,394 It's just constant dress-up, children's parties, 39 00:01:37,428 --> 00:01:38,774 then it's bloody Easter egg hunts 40 00:01:38,809 --> 00:01:40,707 and then to top it off it's shitting Mother's Day. 41 00:01:40,742 --> 00:01:42,882 You gonna turn down your Mother of the Year award again then? 42 00:01:42,916 --> 00:01:44,332 [Kevin] I love Mother's Day. 43 00:01:44,366 --> 00:01:46,334 I love that there's one day that the world remembers 44 00:01:46,368 --> 00:01:47,611 they came out of a woman. 45 00:01:48,336 --> 00:01:49,751 What, what are you gonna be doing, Liz? 46 00:01:49,785 --> 00:01:51,373 Lee's got the kids this year, 47 00:01:51,408 --> 00:01:53,237 so I'm hoping they'll get diarrhea in time. 48 00:01:54,204 --> 00:01:55,860 -Get off. -[Meg] Well, I'm gonna be 49 00:01:56,206 --> 00:01:57,793 totally spoilt because I'm a brilliant mum... 50 00:01:58,553 --> 00:01:59,726 and I've got cancer so... 51 00:01:59,761 --> 00:02:01,314 [Kevin] I refuse to do anything this year, 52 00:02:01,590 --> 00:02:03,765 let bloody Jill see what she's bloody missing. 53 00:02:04,248 --> 00:02:05,905 Oh, Amanda, 54 00:02:05,939 --> 00:02:07,458 are you doing anything lovely for Mother's Day? 55 00:02:07,493 --> 00:02:09,357 Yeah. Actually, yeah, 56 00:02:09,667 --> 00:02:11,290 I'm having lunch with my mother. 57 00:02:11,324 --> 00:02:13,602 She's, uh, coming down from Cheltenham especially. 58 00:02:13,637 --> 00:02:14,948 You've got a mother? 59 00:02:14,983 --> 00:02:16,985 I always assumed you were hatched in a laboratory. 60 00:02:17,019 --> 00:02:18,918 I'm gonna take that as a compliment, Liz. 61 00:02:18,952 --> 00:02:19,781 Great. 62 00:02:20,747 --> 00:02:22,301 You doing anything nice for Mother's Day? 63 00:02:22,749 --> 00:02:24,510 My mammy's coming over, yeah. 64 00:02:24,544 --> 00:02:25,614 I've told her all about your café. 65 00:02:25,890 --> 00:02:27,202 She can't wait to meet you. 66 00:02:29,722 --> 00:02:31,206 Only two more sleeps. 67 00:02:31,241 --> 00:02:32,518 Until what, you get your skin tags off? 68 00:02:32,552 --> 00:02:33,898 No, till Mother's Day. 69 00:02:33,933 --> 00:02:34,761 Aww... 70 00:02:34,796 --> 00:02:36,418 All my favorite things in one day. 71 00:02:36,867 --> 00:02:37,695 My mammy, 72 00:02:38,765 --> 00:02:40,802 a lie-in, breakfast in bed, opening presents, 73 00:02:41,354 --> 00:02:42,666 kisses from the children, 74 00:02:42,700 --> 00:02:44,978 a pound of marzipan, bobbing for apples, 75 00:02:45,013 --> 00:02:46,773 kittens for the day, walnuts... 76 00:02:47,084 --> 00:02:48,430 I think Anne's malfunctioning. 77 00:02:48,465 --> 00:02:49,604 [Anne] ...a roll down the hill. 78 00:02:54,609 --> 00:02:56,335 Beer o'clock. [laughs] 79 00:02:56,369 --> 00:02:57,301 [laughs] 80 00:02:58,233 --> 00:02:59,545 Actually, I've only got red wine, but 81 00:02:59,579 --> 00:03:00,580 I don't mind opening it, 82 00:03:00,615 --> 00:03:02,030 not at all. I've got some cheese, 83 00:03:02,064 --> 00:03:03,859 have a little cheese plate out in the garden or, 84 00:03:03,894 --> 00:03:05,930 or we could watch that new documentary, um, 85 00:03:05,965 --> 00:03:07,484 about the octopus. 86 00:03:08,105 --> 00:03:09,520 Yeah, thanks, but, uh, 87 00:03:09,555 --> 00:03:10,694 gotta get going. 88 00:03:10,728 --> 00:03:11,971 Yeah, no, of course. 89 00:03:12,005 --> 00:03:13,628 I said I'd watch it with mother anyway. 90 00:03:15,457 --> 00:03:16,941 You, you doing anything nice for Mother's Day? 91 00:03:17,287 --> 00:03:18,046 Sorry, 92 00:03:19,081 --> 00:03:20,393 I'm assuming that you have a mother, sorry. 93 00:03:20,428 --> 00:03:21,601 Yeah, yeah, I do. It's just me 94 00:03:21,636 --> 00:03:22,947 and my five brothers going round to Mum's. 95 00:03:22,982 --> 00:03:23,914 There's six of you? 96 00:03:24,397 --> 00:03:25,467 Are you all builders? 97 00:03:25,502 --> 00:03:26,434 No, no, just me. 98 00:03:27,400 --> 00:03:28,470 One's an accountant, three are firemen... 99 00:03:28,505 --> 00:03:29,644 -Three are firemen? -Yeah. 100 00:03:29,678 --> 00:03:30,748 -Three are firemen? -Yeah. 101 00:03:30,783 --> 00:03:32,025 -Three are firemen? -Yeah. 102 00:03:32,060 --> 00:03:33,475 -[Laughs] Firemen. -Hmm. 103 00:03:33,510 --> 00:03:34,752 Oh, my god. 104 00:03:34,787 --> 00:03:37,548 Yeah. Uh, I, I found this, do you want it? 105 00:03:38,446 --> 00:03:39,792 -For me? -It's just a... 106 00:03:39,826 --> 00:03:41,621 spare tap. I found it in the back of a van. 107 00:03:41,656 --> 00:03:43,105 I, I noticed the one in the en suite 108 00:03:43,140 --> 00:03:44,555 was knackered so... 109 00:03:44,590 --> 00:03:46,350 I was only gonna dump it otherwise. 110 00:03:46,385 --> 00:03:47,420 Oh, my god. 111 00:03:48,456 --> 00:03:49,698 I, I love it. 112 00:03:50,354 --> 00:03:51,493 Thank you so much. 113 00:03:51,528 --> 00:03:52,736 All right. I'll see you Monday then. 114 00:03:52,770 --> 00:03:53,944 Okay. Yeah. 115 00:03:53,978 --> 00:03:55,877 Thank you, Garry, that's a date. A day. 116 00:03:55,911 --> 00:03:57,050 A day in the calendar. 117 00:03:57,085 --> 00:03:58,293 Thank you, Garry. Bye. 118 00:04:06,128 --> 00:04:08,476 [Julia] Children, breakfast is ready. Come on. 119 00:04:09,373 --> 00:04:10,788 Mum, Mother. 120 00:04:10,823 --> 00:04:11,893 [Marion] Yes. 121 00:04:11,927 --> 00:04:13,515 Your porridge is ready. 122 00:04:13,550 --> 00:04:14,930 [Marion] Ooh, lovely. 123 00:04:14,965 --> 00:04:17,347 -And did you make it with milk? -Yeah. 124 00:04:17,381 --> 00:04:19,521 [Marion] Oh, no, I can't have it with milk, love. 125 00:04:39,679 --> 00:04:41,440 Why are you calling me from upstairs? 126 00:04:41,474 --> 00:04:43,062 [Paul] Julia, why are the kids on the trampoline? 127 00:04:43,096 --> 00:04:45,444 You know I need bed rest after the vasectomy. 128 00:04:45,478 --> 00:04:47,480 Paul, love, you are aware it's Mother's Day, yes? 129 00:04:47,515 --> 00:04:48,964 [Paul] Oh, shit, I've gotta call my mum. 130 00:04:50,897 --> 00:04:52,313 [doorbell rings] 131 00:04:56,420 --> 00:04:57,594 Ooh. 132 00:05:00,804 --> 00:05:02,461 Are they for me? 133 00:05:02,495 --> 00:05:03,772 Why are you all tarted up? 134 00:05:03,807 --> 00:05:06,361 Oh, your sister's FaceTiming me at 11. 135 00:05:06,396 --> 00:05:08,087 Oh, they're lovely. 136 00:05:08,121 --> 00:05:09,468 Thank you, Julia. 137 00:05:09,502 --> 00:05:10,641 Happy Mother's Day, Mother. 138 00:05:16,026 --> 00:05:17,683 Look. All my love, Emily. 139 00:05:17,717 --> 00:05:19,029 Both of us. 140 00:05:19,063 --> 00:05:20,789 It just says, Emily. 141 00:05:20,824 --> 00:05:22,412 Oh, Emily, 142 00:05:22,688 --> 00:05:23,827 what a total bitch. 143 00:05:25,898 --> 00:05:27,589 [Sam] Is it weird doing Mother's Day without the boys? 144 00:05:27,624 --> 00:05:28,659 Yeah. 145 00:05:28,694 --> 00:05:30,489 They always make me a crappy little card. 146 00:05:31,524 --> 00:05:33,837 Charlie brings me a bowl of dry cereal in bed, 147 00:05:34,493 --> 00:05:36,011 usually around 4 am. 148 00:05:36,046 --> 00:05:37,668 Well, why didn't Lee swap weekends 149 00:05:37,703 --> 00:05:38,807 with you so you could have them? 150 00:05:38,842 --> 00:05:40,153 Because he's a cock and a dick. 151 00:05:40,188 --> 00:05:41,741 Ah, double penis. 152 00:05:41,776 --> 00:05:43,916 Fancy a spontaneous trip to London? 153 00:05:43,950 --> 00:05:46,539 Ah, it's lambing season. I can't really leave. 154 00:05:46,574 --> 00:05:47,644 You can come here though. 155 00:05:49,024 --> 00:05:49,749 You might even get to see a little lamb being born. 156 00:05:49,784 --> 00:05:51,026 Ooh, tempting. 157 00:05:51,061 --> 00:05:52,096 It's actually a bit of a miracle. 158 00:05:53,615 --> 00:05:54,236 You get to see them appearing and take their first breaths. 159 00:05:54,271 --> 00:05:55,168 I've seen enough placenta 160 00:05:55,203 --> 00:05:56,756 dragged out of my own vagina, thanks. 161 00:05:57,826 --> 00:05:59,449 So, what do you think, we could meet up halfway? 162 00:05:59,483 --> 00:06:01,002 Uh, what's halfway up the M4? 163 00:06:03,660 --> 00:06:05,213 Chippenham Lorry Park. 164 00:06:05,627 --> 00:06:06,801 Oh, they've got showers. 165 00:06:06,835 --> 00:06:08,596 Sounds almost too romantic. 166 00:06:09,010 --> 00:06:10,183 Ooh, your wife's calling. 167 00:06:10,218 --> 00:06:12,669 -All right, speak to you soon. -Speak soon. Bye. 168 00:06:15,672 --> 00:06:16,707 I am going for a bath. 169 00:06:16,742 --> 00:06:18,640 Oh, there's no hot water. 170 00:06:19,020 --> 00:06:20,987 -Eh? -And you've run out of milk. 171 00:06:21,022 --> 00:06:23,093 Mother, you literally just said 172 00:06:23,127 --> 00:06:25,440 you can't have milk in your porridge. 173 00:06:25,716 --> 00:06:28,167 Yeah, but I can't drink black tea. 174 00:06:29,720 --> 00:06:31,204 Jesus Christ. 175 00:06:44,701 --> 00:06:46,530 Open up, it's the pigs. 176 00:06:50,603 --> 00:06:51,639 Happy Mother's Day. 177 00:06:51,673 --> 00:06:53,088 Oh, shove it up your hole. 178 00:06:53,123 --> 00:06:54,676 Have you got any milk 179 00:06:54,711 --> 00:06:56,126 -I could borrow, please? -Yeah. 180 00:06:56,160 --> 00:06:57,714 I also have a Bloody Mary you can borrow. 181 00:06:58,059 --> 00:06:59,198 Bloody, yes. 182 00:07:09,657 --> 00:07:11,037 Oh, my God. 183 00:07:11,313 --> 00:07:12,798 You guys make me want to puke. 184 00:07:12,832 --> 00:07:14,213 Here, this'll settle your stomach. 185 00:07:15,594 --> 00:07:16,664 Thanks. 186 00:07:23,118 --> 00:07:24,672 [knock on door] 187 00:07:29,573 --> 00:07:30,747 Oh, shit, what's happened? 188 00:07:31,264 --> 00:07:32,714 Oh, no, no, nothing, sorry, 189 00:07:33,301 --> 00:07:34,958 -I was just checking in. -Oh. 190 00:07:34,992 --> 00:07:36,477 You, okay? What you up to? 191 00:07:37,167 --> 00:07:38,651 Just thinking about drinking. 192 00:07:38,996 --> 00:07:40,826 What's the earliest you can start if you're not 193 00:07:40,860 --> 00:07:42,137 officially an alcoholic? 194 00:07:42,690 --> 00:07:43,622 Friday night? 195 00:07:44,657 --> 00:07:45,900 No, I-- I usually just stick to the weekends 196 00:07:45,934 --> 00:07:47,798 but I'm the wrong person to ask. 197 00:07:47,833 --> 00:07:50,145 I only drink for fun. Uh... 198 00:07:50,801 --> 00:07:51,768 Happy Mother's Day. 199 00:07:52,113 --> 00:07:53,528 Ah, thanks. 200 00:07:53,977 --> 00:07:55,081 You know I'm not your mom, right? 201 00:07:56,117 --> 00:07:57,498 They arrived for bloody Jill, 202 00:07:58,809 --> 00:08:00,293 'cause I forgot to cancel the standing order at the florist. 203 00:08:01,122 --> 00:08:02,606 Seriously, it took all my might 204 00:08:02,641 --> 00:08:03,849 not to make a fuss of her. 205 00:08:04,228 --> 00:08:06,265 Normally it's, you know, breakfast in bed, 206 00:08:06,610 --> 00:08:09,164 homemade chocolates, I keep the kids out the way 207 00:08:09,199 --> 00:08:11,615 so she can properly chill then, usually, she watches 208 00:08:11,650 --> 00:08:13,721 Point Breakon her own, she loves that film. 209 00:08:13,755 --> 00:08:15,101 Tell me you didn't do any of that. 210 00:08:15,136 --> 00:08:16,206 No, of course not. 211 00:08:16,689 --> 00:08:17,828 Well, actually, I did-- I did 212 00:08:17,863 --> 00:08:19,002 make breakfast. 213 00:08:19,209 --> 00:08:20,969 I-- I was just on autopilot. 214 00:08:21,349 --> 00:08:22,695 I left it in the kitchen though. 215 00:08:23,040 --> 00:08:25,698 Bloody Jill can bloody get it herself. 216 00:08:25,733 --> 00:08:27,251 You need to toughen up, Kev. 217 00:08:27,976 --> 00:08:30,634 Get some lessons from my ex on how to be a thoughtless, 218 00:08:30,669 --> 00:08:32,222 self-obsessed piss bag. 219 00:08:32,256 --> 00:08:34,224 I can't believe he wouldn't let you have the boys today. 220 00:08:34,258 --> 00:08:35,259 Hmm, I can. 221 00:08:36,122 --> 00:08:37,261 This is the bloke who went 222 00:08:37,296 --> 00:08:38,711 on his stag do during our honeymoon. 223 00:08:39,160 --> 00:08:40,713 -Poor old you. -No. 224 00:08:42,681 --> 00:08:44,579 Not seeing Sam Shepherd this weekend? 225 00:08:44,924 --> 00:08:46,581 Nah, he's knee-deep in sheep placenta. 226 00:08:46,857 --> 00:08:47,824 Shall we do something? 227 00:08:48,756 --> 00:08:50,551 We've got a completely free day. We... 228 00:08:51,206 --> 00:08:53,139 we could do anything, we god damn, please. 229 00:08:54,037 --> 00:08:55,107 Yeah, all right. 230 00:08:55,970 --> 00:08:57,005 Like what? 231 00:08:58,386 --> 00:08:59,352 Visit my mom? 232 00:09:01,389 --> 00:09:04,185 So, I've got my last lot of chemo next week, 233 00:09:04,219 --> 00:09:07,326 then I find out if I need an op to lop it off. 234 00:09:07,360 --> 00:09:10,191 -Hey, no, you won't need that. -Well, if I do, 235 00:09:10,743 --> 00:09:13,056 then as a booby prize, they can give me a new booby. 236 00:09:14,333 --> 00:09:15,679 Ooh, that's, uh... 237 00:09:15,714 --> 00:09:17,094 why are you looking at porn? 238 00:09:17,129 --> 00:09:18,682 I'm researching my new rack. 239 00:09:19,027 --> 00:09:21,167 I've got the search history of a 14- year-old boy. 240 00:09:21,202 --> 00:09:23,100 Oh, if I was offered a free boob job 241 00:09:23,135 --> 00:09:24,792 I'd go like, you know, the whole hog. 242 00:09:25,033 --> 00:09:26,000 The full Sam Fox. 243 00:09:26,034 --> 00:09:28,174 Yeah, no, I was thinking more the other way, 244 00:09:28,416 --> 00:09:30,970 but not too flat like you because you're like concave. 245 00:09:31,005 --> 00:09:32,006 Thank you. 246 00:09:32,040 --> 00:09:33,179 Yes, no, they did rather give up 247 00:09:33,214 --> 00:09:35,147 the ghost after, uh, the breastfeeding. 248 00:09:35,181 --> 00:09:37,080 Ooh, that drink looks 249 00:09:37,114 --> 00:09:38,150 delicious. 250 00:09:38,184 --> 00:09:39,427 Can, can I stay here forever? 251 00:09:39,807 --> 00:09:41,222 Your Mother's Day 252 00:09:41,256 --> 00:09:43,638 is just much, much, much better than mine. 253 00:09:43,880 --> 00:09:45,813 How come I don't get spoilt like this? 254 00:09:45,847 --> 00:09:48,436 Christ, I had 32 stitches with Ivy. 255 00:09:48,470 --> 00:09:49,713 When she came out, she was like 256 00:09:49,748 --> 00:09:51,335 the same size as my own torso. 257 00:09:51,370 --> 00:09:54,028 Well, you reap what you sow or in your case, sew. 258 00:09:54,062 --> 00:09:55,270 [phone chimes] 259 00:09:57,169 --> 00:09:58,239 Paul, 260 00:09:58,860 --> 00:09:59,792 toilet roll. 261 00:10:01,069 --> 00:10:02,139 [phone chimes] 262 00:10:03,520 --> 00:10:04,797 ASAP. Sorry, 263 00:10:04,832 --> 00:10:06,799 what, what, what did I sow to deserve this? 264 00:10:06,834 --> 00:10:08,732 Is this, um... please can I stay here? 265 00:10:08,767 --> 00:10:10,320 No, get out. 266 00:10:11,252 --> 00:10:12,356 Cool. 267 00:10:14,117 --> 00:10:15,774 I'm just, I'm just gonna take... 268 00:10:19,881 --> 00:10:21,055 Cheers, my dears. 269 00:10:21,952 --> 00:10:23,264 Would it help if I told you that 270 00:10:23,298 --> 00:10:24,955 they'd never done a Mother's Day like this before? 271 00:10:25,473 --> 00:10:27,061 Uh, yeah, maybe a bit. 272 00:10:27,268 --> 00:10:28,787 I think they're just making a special effort 273 00:10:28,821 --> 00:10:30,478 because it might be my last one ever. 274 00:10:30,512 --> 00:10:31,824 God, no. No. 275 00:10:31,859 --> 00:10:33,170 It's true. 276 00:10:34,344 --> 00:10:36,415 D'you know, I once, um, laid down on the kitchen floor 277 00:10:36,449 --> 00:10:37,830 over there, just laid down 278 00:10:37,865 --> 00:10:39,038 just to see if anyone would notice 279 00:10:39,073 --> 00:10:40,453 and actually, they all just, um, 280 00:10:41,247 --> 00:10:43,353 stepped over me, so in the end I just sort of lay there 281 00:10:43,387 --> 00:10:44,975 looking at all the shit under... 282 00:10:45,217 --> 00:10:46,045 the cupboards. 283 00:10:50,256 --> 00:10:52,293 [Ivy] Give it back. Give it back. 284 00:10:52,327 --> 00:10:53,259 No, get your own. 285 00:10:54,053 --> 00:10:56,090 -Hiya. -[Paul] Julia? 286 00:10:56,366 --> 00:10:57,988 Did you get bog roll? 287 00:10:58,023 --> 00:10:59,162 Can you run it up here? 288 00:11:22,875 --> 00:11:23,945 Do you want a water? 289 00:11:24,359 --> 00:11:25,222 Mint? 290 00:11:25,878 --> 00:11:27,569 Sick bag? Condoms? 291 00:11:27,604 --> 00:11:29,192 I've got them all for the Uber driving. 292 00:11:29,226 --> 00:11:30,331 I'll have a water, please. 293 00:11:33,852 --> 00:11:34,784 Just so you know, 294 00:11:35,957 --> 00:11:36,820 even though I'm not gonna charge you for this drive, 295 00:11:36,855 --> 00:11:38,304 I will need you to rate me five stars. 296 00:11:42,964 --> 00:11:44,310 Mommy. 297 00:11:44,345 --> 00:11:46,105 Hello, Darling, I'm so sorry I'm late. 298 00:11:46,140 --> 00:11:48,142 -I totally forgot. -Ahh! 299 00:11:48,176 --> 00:11:49,902 It's fine, it's only 20 minutes, 300 00:11:49,937 --> 00:11:51,283 we should make it. Hopefully. 301 00:11:51,317 --> 00:11:53,837 Oh, Darling, you look so tired. 302 00:11:54,942 --> 00:11:56,184 I'm fine. 303 00:11:56,219 --> 00:11:57,082 Okay. 304 00:11:57,392 --> 00:11:59,084 I'm fine. 305 00:11:59,532 --> 00:12:01,949 Are you gonna come in and say hi to the kids? 306 00:12:01,983 --> 00:12:03,847 We, we should hurry. I'll shout up to them. 307 00:12:04,192 --> 00:12:05,504 Hello, babies. 308 00:12:06,056 --> 00:12:07,540 Love you, love you. 309 00:12:07,575 --> 00:12:09,059 So good to see you. 310 00:12:09,577 --> 00:12:10,820 -Shall we go? -Yeah. 311 00:12:10,854 --> 00:12:12,062 Uh, Johnny, 312 00:12:12,097 --> 00:12:13,132 I'm off now. 313 00:12:13,167 --> 00:12:14,340 Bye, guys. 314 00:12:14,375 --> 00:12:16,342 Oh, is Johnny not coming with? 315 00:12:16,618 --> 00:12:18,103 Well, no, 316 00:12:18,862 --> 00:12:19,760 I thought we... 317 00:12:20,761 --> 00:12:22,107 well, who'd-- who'd look after the children? 318 00:12:22,141 --> 00:12:23,418 Oh, that is a shame. 319 00:12:23,453 --> 00:12:24,488 And we're getting a divorce, Mum. 320 00:12:24,523 --> 00:12:26,283 Yes, I keep forgetting. Poor Johnny. 321 00:12:27,146 --> 00:12:28,078 Right, shall we go? 322 00:12:28,113 --> 00:12:29,977 Riverside Café, exciting. 323 00:12:30,011 --> 00:12:31,426 Ah, they were full, 324 00:12:31,461 --> 00:12:33,083 but I have got us a table at 325 00:12:33,118 --> 00:12:35,223 Fed and Watered which is just on the High Street. 326 00:12:35,258 --> 00:12:38,088 -Oh, that is a shame. -Mum, I tried my best 327 00:12:38,123 --> 00:12:39,641 and we were actually lucky to get a table anywhere 328 00:12:39,676 --> 00:12:41,920 -even though I booked weeks ago. -Oh, Darling, I'm so sorry, 329 00:12:41,954 --> 00:12:43,231 -I am grateful. -Okay. 330 00:12:43,266 --> 00:12:44,819 And as long as I get to see you. 331 00:12:45,164 --> 00:12:47,373 Now, quickly, get ready, I'll wait in the car. 332 00:12:50,618 --> 00:12:51,515 I am ready. 333 00:12:56,417 --> 00:12:58,074 [Liz] Weird being in the countryside. 334 00:12:58,108 --> 00:12:59,351 I don't actually hate it. 335 00:12:59,903 --> 00:13:01,249 [Kevin] Ooh, ooh, ooh, stop, here we are. 336 00:13:02,630 --> 00:13:04,183 [Liz] Is your mom a vicar? 337 00:13:04,218 --> 00:13:05,460 No, Liz. 338 00:13:05,909 --> 00:13:06,876 She's dead. 339 00:13:19,026 --> 00:13:20,061 She loved nuts. 340 00:13:21,960 --> 00:13:22,995 Anything salty. 341 00:13:24,548 --> 00:13:25,998 That's probably what killed her in the end. 342 00:13:27,206 --> 00:13:28,380 How old were you when she died? 343 00:13:28,690 --> 00:13:29,553 Eight. 344 00:13:30,037 --> 00:13:31,003 Ah, Kev. 345 00:13:31,935 --> 00:13:33,281 My dad married again about a year later. 346 00:13:33,488 --> 00:13:34,455 They live in Spain now. 347 00:13:35,421 --> 00:13:37,009 Probably to get away from me. 348 00:13:38,045 --> 00:13:39,287 Does she like salty nuts? 349 00:13:39,322 --> 00:13:41,393 Nah, she's more of a Wagon Wheel woman. 350 00:13:42,256 --> 00:13:43,188 Sweet tooth. 351 00:13:44,258 --> 00:13:46,225 She couldn't be more different to my lovely mum. 352 00:13:47,261 --> 00:13:50,091 My step-mum couldn't tell me and my brother Adrian apart, 353 00:13:50,678 --> 00:13:52,300 so she just used to call us both Adrian. 354 00:13:53,957 --> 00:13:55,165 I used to hide her slipper, 355 00:13:55,648 --> 00:13:56,511 just-- just the one. 356 00:13:57,064 --> 00:13:58,444 She-- she'd spend hours looking for it 357 00:13:58,479 --> 00:14:01,413 and I'd just sit there knowing it was under my pillow. 358 00:14:01,447 --> 00:14:03,001 Hey, you know what you should do? 359 00:14:03,208 --> 00:14:04,381 What, hide Jill's slipper? 360 00:14:04,416 --> 00:14:06,107 She'd have my guts for garters. 361 00:14:06,142 --> 00:14:08,213 No, get back out there, sow some oats. 362 00:14:08,247 --> 00:14:09,421 Oh, no bloody way. 363 00:14:09,628 --> 00:14:10,594 Why not? 364 00:14:10,629 --> 00:14:11,630 See if you can move on 365 00:14:11,664 --> 00:14:13,701 mentally and physically. 366 00:14:13,735 --> 00:14:15,496 No, no, Liz, no, I couldn't bear it. 367 00:14:16,324 --> 00:14:17,601 The smell of another woman, 368 00:14:18,395 --> 00:14:19,534 the feel of her hair, 369 00:14:20,604 --> 00:14:22,330 -her hand on my... -All right, Kev. 370 00:14:23,124 --> 00:14:24,608 On my chest, Liz. 371 00:14:24,643 --> 00:14:25,644 God. 372 00:14:26,403 --> 00:14:27,370 Sorry, Mum. 373 00:14:29,406 --> 00:14:30,580 Nah, that's it for me. 374 00:14:32,030 --> 00:14:33,272 I've had my fill with Jill. 375 00:14:35,481 --> 00:14:36,655 Can we open those nuts? 376 00:14:37,967 --> 00:14:38,657 Yeah. 377 00:15:13,450 --> 00:15:14,727 Can I do anything? 378 00:15:14,762 --> 00:15:17,109 Oh, goodness, no, it's Mother's Day. 379 00:15:17,144 --> 00:15:19,180 Mothers shouldn't have to lift a finger on Mother's Day. 380 00:15:22,287 --> 00:15:23,357 Food. 381 00:15:24,392 --> 00:15:25,600 Ooh, come on then. 382 00:15:30,019 --> 00:15:32,228 Well, this looks lovely. 383 00:15:32,262 --> 00:15:33,229 Oh, I'm sorry Mum, 384 00:15:34,368 --> 00:15:35,334 I'm sorry that your daughter isn't Heston Blumenthal. 385 00:15:35,369 --> 00:15:37,543 -What's for pudding? -Huh, no pudding, no, 386 00:15:37,578 --> 00:15:39,442 we'll just be having a seminar and living in the moment. 387 00:15:45,793 --> 00:15:48,313 Pizza? Who ordered pizza? 388 00:15:48,347 --> 00:15:50,487 -Pizza. -[Paul] Is that my pizza, Julia? 389 00:15:57,460 --> 00:15:58,357 [Amanda] Look! 390 00:15:59,324 --> 00:16:01,740 Georgie is just mad about street dance. 391 00:16:02,120 --> 00:16:03,984 Wait, there's something else I wanted to show you. 392 00:16:05,778 --> 00:16:07,711 That's Madison's drawing of the Houses of Parliament. 393 00:16:07,746 --> 00:16:10,093 Darling, when you WhatsApp photos of the children, 394 00:16:10,128 --> 00:16:11,577 they go straight into my camera roll. 395 00:16:11,888 --> 00:16:14,028 -Oh, that's handy. -How do I stop that happening? 396 00:16:14,063 --> 00:16:15,512 I feel bad deleting them. 397 00:16:15,719 --> 00:16:18,136 Chardonnay for the beautiful sisters. 398 00:16:18,481 --> 00:16:20,310 Oh, you are sweet. 399 00:16:20,345 --> 00:16:22,209 -Isn't he sweet, Amanda? -Hmm. 400 00:16:22,243 --> 00:16:23,451 Have you decided? 401 00:16:23,486 --> 00:16:25,108 D'you want to share the fig and chorizo salad? 402 00:16:25,143 --> 00:16:26,661 I'm not a fan of chorizo. 403 00:16:27,248 --> 00:16:28,698 I think I'll have the mushroom velouté 404 00:16:28,732 --> 00:16:31,252 and a sparkling water, please. Thank you, Darling. 405 00:16:31,287 --> 00:16:32,736 -Goats cheese salad, please. -Merci. 406 00:16:38,328 --> 00:16:39,674 So, Darling, 407 00:16:39,916 --> 00:16:42,401 how are you with the divorce and everything? 408 00:16:42,436 --> 00:16:43,437 -Oh, well... -[phone chimes] 409 00:16:43,471 --> 00:16:45,611 Oh, it's Tinder. 410 00:16:46,440 --> 00:16:48,683 -God. Mum. -It's from a David. 411 00:16:49,270 --> 00:16:50,651 He sounds lovely. 412 00:16:51,169 --> 00:16:52,515 -Great. -Darling, dating apps 413 00:16:52,549 --> 00:16:55,276 -are a gamechanger. -Mummy, please, I really 414 00:16:55,311 --> 00:16:57,313 don't want to see, it's actually making me feel a bit ill. 415 00:16:57,347 --> 00:16:58,693 Oh, come on. 416 00:16:58,728 --> 00:16:59,694 You're getting divorced, 417 00:17:00,833 --> 00:17:02,214 you'll soon be doing exactly the same, you just wait. 418 00:17:02,249 --> 00:17:04,354 I won't, Mummy. This is still so raw 419 00:17:04,389 --> 00:17:06,529 for me and Johnny. I, uh... [sighs] 420 00:17:07,530 --> 00:17:10,084 We still have so much respect for each other and... 421 00:17:10,119 --> 00:17:11,154 You sound exactly like I did 422 00:17:11,189 --> 00:17:12,293 when I was going through it with your father. 423 00:17:12,328 --> 00:17:14,364 This is very different to your divorce from Daddy. 424 00:17:14,399 --> 00:17:15,848 It's exactly the same. 425 00:17:15,883 --> 00:17:18,265 He'd had his fill of me, and I was discarded. 426 00:17:18,679 --> 00:17:20,336 You should take him for everything he's got. 427 00:17:20,370 --> 00:17:22,441 Mummy, I'm not being discarded, 428 00:17:22,476 --> 00:17:24,167 and this is not about money. 429 00:17:24,202 --> 00:17:25,272 Is that what he said? 430 00:17:25,306 --> 00:17:26,721 I always said Johnny was no good. 431 00:17:26,756 --> 00:17:28,137 No, you didn't, you said you loved him, 432 00:17:28,171 --> 00:17:29,517 and you said if you were 10 years younger, 433 00:17:29,552 --> 00:17:31,174 -I'd have to watch my back. -Five years younger. 434 00:17:31,795 --> 00:17:32,900 Voila. 435 00:17:32,934 --> 00:17:34,074 Can I get you anything else? 436 00:17:34,315 --> 00:17:35,730 [both] Another dry white wine, please. 437 00:17:41,288 --> 00:17:42,254 The girls would love it here. 438 00:17:42,979 --> 00:17:44,360 If I pass my driving test, 439 00:17:44,394 --> 00:17:46,086 I can take them to places like this. 440 00:17:46,810 --> 00:17:48,605 It always p'ed Jill off that I couldn't drive, 441 00:17:49,296 --> 00:17:50,745 or swim, or grow a beard. 442 00:17:50,780 --> 00:17:52,126 Actually, to be fair, that last one 443 00:17:52,161 --> 00:17:53,886 was out of my hands, she hates stubble. 444 00:17:54,508 --> 00:17:55,543 I'll teach you to drive. 445 00:17:56,406 --> 00:17:57,269 Would you? 446 00:17:58,270 --> 00:17:59,444 I'm not a complete novice, 447 00:17:59,478 --> 00:18:00,893 I've had, I've had about 90 hours of lessons. 448 00:18:00,928 --> 00:18:01,860 90? 449 00:18:03,103 --> 00:18:04,897 For the price of them, you could've just hired a chauffeur. 450 00:18:05,346 --> 00:18:06,865 It's reversing that stymies me. 451 00:18:06,899 --> 00:18:08,591 I'm absolutely fine going forwards 452 00:18:08,625 --> 00:18:10,972 but for some reason going backwards terrifies me. 453 00:18:11,007 --> 00:18:12,595 It's the same with swings, going up, 454 00:18:12,629 --> 00:18:14,148 exhilarating, coming down, 455 00:18:14,735 --> 00:18:16,530 -no, thank you. -Oh, god, 456 00:18:16,564 --> 00:18:18,635 Sam keeps texting me pictures of baby lambs. 457 00:18:18,670 --> 00:18:19,705 Let me see. 458 00:18:20,430 --> 00:18:21,397 There. 459 00:18:21,431 --> 00:18:22,743 Still in the birth bag. 460 00:18:22,777 --> 00:18:24,296 It's amazing, isn't it? 461 00:18:24,607 --> 00:18:25,849 Life from life. That your, 462 00:18:25,884 --> 00:18:27,644 your body can make another body. 463 00:18:27,679 --> 00:18:29,163 Yeah, tell that to the ewe, 464 00:18:29,198 --> 00:18:31,234 she just made four legs of lamb and a pound of chops. 465 00:18:31,683 --> 00:18:32,856 Poor lamb. 466 00:18:32,891 --> 00:18:34,548 The girls and I are vegetarian now. 467 00:18:35,445 --> 00:18:37,896 Not Jill, she's always the last at the table, 468 00:18:37,930 --> 00:18:40,312 sucking the living daylights out of a plate of ribs. 469 00:18:40,554 --> 00:18:42,314 Do you think he's trying to tell me something? 470 00:18:42,901 --> 00:18:44,661 I don't wanna plop out any more kids, Kev. 471 00:18:45,317 --> 00:18:46,560 I'd have loved another baby. 472 00:18:46,594 --> 00:18:47,733 -How old's Sam? -37. 473 00:18:48,355 --> 00:18:50,943 Yeah, I was exactly the same at that age, very broody. 474 00:18:51,461 --> 00:18:53,429 Jill said she'd rather have laser eye surgery. 475 00:18:54,775 --> 00:18:57,364 I've only just reclaimed control of my pelvic floor, 476 00:18:57,398 --> 00:18:59,366 I can finally sneeze without pissing myself. 477 00:19:00,608 --> 00:19:02,645 Hey, do you wanna drive us back, Kev? 478 00:19:03,611 --> 00:19:05,372 -What, really? -Yeah, come on, new you. 479 00:19:06,338 --> 00:19:07,374 Okay. 480 00:19:07,408 --> 00:19:09,203 -Okay, let's do this. -All right. 481 00:19:16,866 --> 00:19:17,901 Relax. 482 00:19:19,040 --> 00:19:20,318 My mum always said, you wouldn't bump into anyone 483 00:19:20,352 --> 00:19:22,216 as you're walking about, would you? 484 00:19:22,251 --> 00:19:23,873 So just don't bump into any other cars. 485 00:19:24,977 --> 00:19:27,877 Okay, come on, Kevin, you can do this. 486 00:19:29,258 --> 00:19:31,398 So, indicate. [sighs] 487 00:19:32,433 --> 00:19:34,987 Indicators and mirrors. 488 00:19:35,022 --> 00:19:35,885 Check the road ahead 489 00:19:36,644 --> 00:19:37,542 and here we go. 490 00:19:38,336 --> 00:19:39,613 Oh, my God. 491 00:19:42,788 --> 00:19:43,651 Well, 492 00:19:44,480 --> 00:19:45,619 that was really lovely. 493 00:19:45,653 --> 00:19:47,897 Oh, god, it was absolute shit, Mother. 494 00:19:50,555 --> 00:19:51,901 Sorry, I was just trying to... 495 00:19:51,935 --> 00:19:53,661 it would just be, just be so lovely 496 00:19:53,696 --> 00:19:55,076 if-- if my family, you know, just 497 00:19:55,111 --> 00:19:56,871 could pretend that they like me just 498 00:19:56,906 --> 00:19:58,459 for one day. Maybe serve me 499 00:19:58,494 --> 00:19:59,460 Bloody Marys, 500 00:20:00,047 --> 00:20:01,635 put my face on a t-shirt. 501 00:20:01,669 --> 00:20:03,913 You don't have children to be liked, Julia. 502 00:20:03,947 --> 00:20:05,777 Well then what's the blinking point of having kids 503 00:20:05,811 --> 00:20:07,399 if they don't friggin' like you? 504 00:20:07,434 --> 00:20:09,367 Look at us, you didn't talk to me 505 00:20:09,401 --> 00:20:12,508 from the age of 13 to 22. 506 00:20:12,542 --> 00:20:14,337 You were a monster, Julia. 507 00:20:14,924 --> 00:20:16,443 I locked myself in the toilet once 508 00:20:16,477 --> 00:20:17,651 to get away from you 509 00:20:17,685 --> 00:20:19,515 and you kicked the door off the hinges. 510 00:20:19,549 --> 00:20:21,310 Did I? Goodness, I don't remember that. 511 00:20:22,311 --> 00:20:23,553 Why were you hiding in the toilet? 512 00:20:23,588 --> 00:20:25,245 It was the only room with a key. 513 00:20:25,797 --> 00:20:27,661 And look at us now, you look after me. 514 00:20:27,695 --> 00:20:29,663 You let me stay in your house, 515 00:20:29,697 --> 00:20:30,940 give me your bedroom 516 00:20:30,974 --> 00:20:32,044 and your en suite. 517 00:20:32,079 --> 00:20:33,460 Mother, I don't want to wait until 518 00:20:33,494 --> 00:20:35,427 I'm infirm for my children to give a shit about me. 519 00:20:35,807 --> 00:20:36,911 Oh, my god, 520 00:20:38,085 --> 00:20:39,017 they used to think the sun shone out of my arsehole. 521 00:20:40,052 --> 00:20:41,261 All I had to do was fart and Ivy's face lit up, 522 00:20:41,295 --> 00:20:43,642 but now if I fart in front of them, they look at me like 523 00:20:43,677 --> 00:20:45,265 Melania looks at Donald. 524 00:20:45,610 --> 00:20:47,301 You'll get them back 525 00:20:47,819 --> 00:20:49,959 and it'll all be worth it, hmm? 526 00:20:49,993 --> 00:20:50,891 I promise. 527 00:20:52,099 --> 00:20:53,065 [Marion farts] 528 00:20:53,411 --> 00:20:54,998 Oh, pop a cork in it, Mother. 529 00:21:00,072 --> 00:21:01,695 Would you like to see the dessert menu? 530 00:21:01,729 --> 00:21:02,730 [both] No, thank you. 531 00:21:02,765 --> 00:21:04,284 -Just the bill. -D'accord. 532 00:21:06,458 --> 00:21:07,459 [knocking on the window] 533 00:21:08,771 --> 00:21:10,082 Happy Mother's Day. 534 00:21:10,945 --> 00:21:12,326 This is my mammy. 535 00:21:13,016 --> 00:21:14,570 I burned my hand making toffee apples 536 00:21:14,604 --> 00:21:15,812 so we're off to the A&E, yeah. 537 00:21:16,503 --> 00:21:17,573 Is that your mammy? 538 00:21:18,194 --> 00:21:19,057 Isn't she lovely. 539 00:21:20,196 --> 00:21:21,508 We'll come in. 540 00:21:23,475 --> 00:21:24,442 It's just Anne. 541 00:21:27,824 --> 00:21:28,791 Amanda, 542 00:21:29,378 --> 00:21:30,655 this is my mammy. 543 00:21:30,689 --> 00:21:31,759 -Hi. -Mammy, 544 00:21:31,794 --> 00:21:32,933 this is Amanda's mammy. 545 00:21:33,382 --> 00:21:34,383 No, way. 546 00:21:34,659 --> 00:21:37,144 You look too young to be a granny. 547 00:21:37,178 --> 00:21:38,076 Not like me, 548 00:21:39,042 --> 00:21:39,974 -I'm as old as the hills. -[both laughing] 549 00:21:40,561 --> 00:21:41,597 Thank you. 550 00:21:41,631 --> 00:21:43,046 This is baby Niamh. 551 00:21:43,081 --> 00:21:44,669 Isn't she a dote? 552 00:21:44,703 --> 00:21:47,568 She was nine pounds exactly. 553 00:21:47,603 --> 00:21:49,156 You didn't have any stitches did you, Annie? 554 00:21:49,190 --> 00:21:51,365 No, no, no. I'm pretty much elasticated down there. 555 00:21:52,193 --> 00:21:53,816 Would you like a little hold? 556 00:21:54,230 --> 00:21:55,093 Oh. 557 00:21:55,818 --> 00:21:57,026 Ooh. 558 00:21:57,060 --> 00:21:58,407 [baby coos] 559 00:22:00,581 --> 00:22:02,894 -Isn't mammy gorgeous? -[chuckles] 560 00:22:03,550 --> 00:22:06,138 You're lovely looking, Amanda. 561 00:22:06,173 --> 00:22:08,140 -Oh. -Leg's up to your armpits. 562 00:22:08,175 --> 00:22:10,660 [chuckles] Such a slim thing. 563 00:22:10,695 --> 00:22:11,799 I'm not. 564 00:22:11,834 --> 00:22:12,904 Neither am I. 565 00:22:12,938 --> 00:22:15,631 [both laughing] 566 00:22:22,638 --> 00:22:23,915 All right, dick head, 567 00:22:24,156 --> 00:22:26,642 you're on speakerphone so don't say anything dirty. 568 00:22:26,676 --> 00:22:28,402 All right. Check this out. 569 00:22:28,920 --> 00:22:30,991 Oh, my God, what's that? 570 00:22:31,025 --> 00:22:32,475 What, what, what? What's what? 571 00:22:32,510 --> 00:22:34,097 Not you, Sam. Sam's lambing. 572 00:22:34,546 --> 00:22:36,548 -Oh, God. -Did you get my message? 573 00:22:36,583 --> 00:22:37,618 [Sam] Yes, I got your message, 574 00:22:37,653 --> 00:22:39,586 but no, I don't want a baby, Liz. 575 00:22:39,620 --> 00:22:41,104 Right, so that's a definite no to kids then? 576 00:22:41,519 --> 00:22:42,589 Definitely not. 577 00:22:42,899 --> 00:22:43,762 Anything else? 578 00:22:45,005 --> 00:22:45,626 'Cause I'm sort of in the middle of something here. 579 00:22:45,661 --> 00:22:46,903 -Yeah, fine. -Okay. 580 00:22:49,112 --> 00:22:50,079 He doesn't want kids. 581 00:22:51,045 --> 00:22:52,012 So that's that answer. 582 00:22:53,772 --> 00:22:55,602 Oh, no. Do I stop? 583 00:22:56,844 --> 00:22:58,812 You're a learner, he can reverse. 584 00:22:59,468 --> 00:23:00,779 No, kids is a good thing... 585 00:23:01,746 --> 00:23:03,644 -isn't it? -What do I do? 586 00:23:03,679 --> 00:23:05,232 Just stick her in reverse, Kevin. 587 00:23:05,819 --> 00:23:07,234 I mean, why doesn't he want kids? 588 00:23:07,268 --> 00:23:09,029 Why doesn't he want kids with me? 589 00:23:09,063 --> 00:23:10,893 -Backwards? -[Liz] I could have more kids. 590 00:23:10,927 --> 00:23:13,999 I've got about 10 to 15 good periods left in me I reckon. 591 00:23:14,034 --> 00:23:15,794 I can't do it. I can't, I can't reverse. 592 00:23:15,829 --> 00:23:16,968 Oh, for god's sake, Kevin, 593 00:23:17,002 --> 00:23:18,866 I'm having a relationship crisis here. 594 00:23:18,901 --> 00:23:20,937 Yes, I know, I know but he's being really heavy on the horn. 595 00:23:20,972 --> 00:23:22,663 All right, look, shove over, I'll do it. 596 00:23:24,044 --> 00:23:25,459 No. No, no, no, no, no, no. 597 00:23:26,702 --> 00:23:27,737 You know what, Liz? 598 00:23:29,290 --> 00:23:30,706 I've gotta do this. 599 00:23:30,740 --> 00:23:33,087 I've bloody got to grow a pair and get my license. 600 00:23:33,122 --> 00:23:35,055 I can't give Jill any excuses 601 00:23:35,089 --> 00:23:36,539 to cut me out of my girls' lives. 602 00:23:36,574 --> 00:23:38,058 All right, look, both hands on the wheel, 603 00:23:38,092 --> 00:23:40,198 use your mirrors and in your own time, 604 00:23:40,232 --> 00:23:42,649 nice and easy, reverse. 605 00:23:48,275 --> 00:23:51,623 [Kevin screams] 606 00:23:52,313 --> 00:23:53,591 Kevin. 607 00:23:57,664 --> 00:24:00,183 Oh, my God. Kevin, stop screaming. 608 00:24:00,529 --> 00:24:02,565 -[car honking] -Oh. Oh. 609 00:24:02,600 --> 00:24:05,534 [laughing] I did it. 610 00:24:05,568 --> 00:24:06,293 I did it. 611 00:24:07,018 --> 00:24:08,122 -I reversed. -Yes. 612 00:24:08,709 --> 00:24:12,092 -I reversed, Liz. [chuckles] -Yes, all right. 613 00:24:12,299 --> 00:24:13,783 Whatever happens with Jill, 614 00:24:13,818 --> 00:24:15,509 I want custody of the kids. 615 00:24:16,303 --> 00:24:18,892 I'll chain myself to the Shard if needs be. 616 00:24:18,926 --> 00:24:21,170 Yeah. You're the best bloody mother I know. 617 00:24:22,171 --> 00:24:24,207 Uh, do you mind if I drop you off at the station? 618 00:24:24,242 --> 00:24:25,554 I've just got an Uber booking. 619 00:24:27,314 --> 00:24:28,626 Hey. 620 00:24:30,075 --> 00:24:32,595 -I missed you. -[car honks] 621 00:24:32,630 --> 00:24:34,321 -Hello. -Hello, babies. 622 00:24:34,355 --> 00:24:35,702 Lovely to see you all. 623 00:24:35,736 --> 00:24:37,289 Johnny, you look fantastic, Darling. 624 00:24:37,324 --> 00:24:38,290 See you on Tinder. 625 00:24:39,740 --> 00:24:41,535 Mummy says I should rinse you dry. 626 00:24:41,570 --> 00:24:42,916 No, I didn't, Darling. 627 00:24:42,950 --> 00:24:44,504 Don't listen to her, she's just bitter. 628 00:24:44,780 --> 00:24:46,989 -Nice lunch? -Wonderful, wasn't it, Darling? 629 00:24:47,645 --> 00:24:49,543 No, it wasn't, it made me sad actually. 630 00:24:51,027 --> 00:24:53,582 But whatever happens with this divorce, 631 00:24:54,928 --> 00:24:56,516 we won't let it make our kids sad, 632 00:24:57,862 --> 00:24:58,932 so thank you for that. 633 00:25:00,381 --> 00:25:01,659 Happy Mother's Day, Mum. 634 00:25:07,043 --> 00:25:09,529 She's quite right, you should take me to the cleaners. 635 00:25:09,770 --> 00:25:10,806 Can you imagine? 636 00:25:12,428 --> 00:25:14,326 -Can I keep the house? -No. 637 00:25:19,297 --> 00:25:21,161 [sighs] 638 00:25:34,277 --> 00:25:35,658 [knocking on door] 639 00:25:44,253 --> 00:25:45,703 -Oh. -Uh, Meg? 640 00:25:47,843 --> 00:25:49,879 Yeah, no, I'll-- I can take them over for her. 641 00:26:10,451 --> 00:26:12,592 Happy Mother's Day again, you lucky bitch. 642 00:26:15,698 --> 00:26:16,596 Oh, 643 00:26:17,044 --> 00:26:18,356 oh, God, um... 644 00:26:19,875 --> 00:26:21,083 it's the flowers, isn't it? 645 00:26:21,117 --> 00:26:23,326 Uh, lilies, uh, you hate lilies. 646 00:26:23,361 --> 00:26:24,638 Okay. That's okay, 647 00:26:24,673 --> 00:26:26,122 it's cool, I-- I can take them away, I-- 648 00:26:26,157 --> 00:26:28,366 I didn't receive any fucking flowers, so... 649 00:26:32,266 --> 00:26:33,923 I just want to say from the offset, 650 00:26:33,958 --> 00:26:36,201 I'm not very good with crying or empathy. 651 00:26:37,099 --> 00:26:37,927 I'm sorry. 652 00:26:40,481 --> 00:26:41,379 It's just... 653 00:26:43,036 --> 00:26:44,934 what if this really is my last one? 654 00:26:46,280 --> 00:26:47,212 No, no, no, it... 655 00:26:47,868 --> 00:26:49,283 it-- it's not gonna be. 656 00:26:49,490 --> 00:26:50,940 We don't know. [sobbing] 657 00:26:52,839 --> 00:26:53,909 And in the meantime, you know, 658 00:26:53,943 --> 00:26:55,427 I've gotta carry on being fun Meg, 659 00:26:55,462 --> 00:26:57,257 hot wife, supermum. 660 00:26:57,291 --> 00:26:59,500 Whoa, let's not get carried away. 661 00:26:59,535 --> 00:27:00,432 [sighs] 662 00:27:02,227 --> 00:27:03,332 I'm just so... 663 00:27:05,230 --> 00:27:06,197 exhausted... 664 00:27:08,440 --> 00:27:11,443 [sobbing] and I'm really fucking terrified, Julia. 665 00:27:11,478 --> 00:27:13,307 Yes, yes, look, look, listen, 666 00:27:13,342 --> 00:27:15,171 of course, you are, of course, you are, 667 00:27:15,206 --> 00:27:16,483 but you are strong. 668 00:27:17,173 --> 00:27:18,312 Okay, uh... 669 00:27:18,796 --> 00:27:21,039 think about, you know, Lance Armstrong, 670 00:27:21,074 --> 00:27:23,766 you-- you know, he-- he was determined, 671 00:27:23,801 --> 00:27:26,527 he had a positive mindset, yes, yes, he's gonna, he's-- 672 00:27:26,562 --> 00:27:28,012 he's gonna go to hell, 673 00:27:28,046 --> 00:27:30,980 yes, for sure, but not for a long, long time 674 00:27:31,015 --> 00:27:32,499 because he beat cancer. 675 00:27:33,086 --> 00:27:34,397 Look, listen, right... 676 00:27:35,191 --> 00:27:36,261 Come on, let's... 677 00:27:36,779 --> 00:27:38,747 crack this little soldier open. 678 00:27:39,437 --> 00:27:41,335 -Ooh. -[both laughing] 679 00:27:43,061 --> 00:27:44,856 To Lance Armstrong. 680 00:27:44,891 --> 00:27:47,479 No, no, I'm not fucking toasting Lance Armstrong. 681 00:27:47,514 --> 00:27:48,515 -Um... -[laughing] 682 00:27:49,550 --> 00:27:52,208 here's to all the amazing women in our lives. 683 00:27:53,485 --> 00:27:54,970 To the sisters and the aunties 684 00:27:55,004 --> 00:27:57,489 and the grandmas and the teachers. 685 00:28:00,769 --> 00:28:02,149 And to Lance Armstrong's mum. 686 00:28:04,255 --> 00:28:05,187 Fine. 687 00:28:07,016 --> 00:28:08,086 Happy Mother's Day. 688 00:28:10,606 --> 00:28:12,090 Oh. [laughs] 689 00:28:13,333 --> 00:28:15,231 [theme music playing] 690 00:28:15,266 --> 00:28:16,232 -[Meg chuckles] -[smooches]