1 00:00:05,833 --> 00:00:08,083 Hi...uh, just to say 2 00:00:08,111 --> 00:00:10,531 I've got just a few, like, little nibbly things for lunch. 3 00:00:10,562 --> 00:00:12,182 Just a sort of like a, um, 4 00:00:12,219 --> 00:00:14,429 like a meze thing, just some 5 00:00:14,738 --> 00:00:17,468 teeny weeny peppadew peppers, your favorite. 6 00:00:18,190 --> 00:00:19,780 Okay, bye. Bye bye. Bye. 7 00:00:20,848 --> 00:00:22,708 Oh, it's Julia. [giggles] 8 00:00:24,231 --> 00:00:25,131 Uh, Johnson. 9 00:00:25,542 --> 00:00:26,442 [woman] Come on. 10 00:00:27,303 --> 00:00:28,863 Just leaving a voicemail for Garry. 11 00:00:28,890 --> 00:00:31,070 You know, we have lunch together today every day so... 12 00:00:31,686 --> 00:00:32,826 Who's Garry? 13 00:00:32,860 --> 00:00:33,860 Garry's her builder. 14 00:00:33,895 --> 00:00:34,825 Oh, yeah. 15 00:00:34,862 --> 00:00:35,862 Ooh Liz, that's very reductive. 16 00:00:35,897 --> 00:00:37,867 Garry's way, way more than that. He's, um... 17 00:00:39,522 --> 00:00:41,422 he's a plasterer, tiler, plumber. 18 00:00:42,387 --> 00:00:44,107 he's...Garry's just one of those guys 19 00:00:44,147 --> 00:00:46,077 you know, like he can do everything. 20 00:00:46,115 --> 00:00:47,595 I mean, I trust him with my life, 21 00:00:47,633 --> 00:00:48,843 I trust him with my kids' lives. 22 00:00:48,876 --> 00:00:50,876 Oh, I feel like that about Clare Balding. 23 00:00:51,361 --> 00:00:53,121 -Hey Anne. -Hi, hello. 24 00:00:53,846 --> 00:00:55,256 Oh, look there's Kevin. 25 00:00:55,296 --> 00:00:56,816 Oh yes. Have you told him yet? 26 00:00:56,849 --> 00:00:59,299 What? No. What? 27 00:00:59,335 --> 00:01:00,225 What? 28 00:01:00,267 --> 00:01:01,847 -What, sorry? -About Saturday? 29 00:01:01,889 --> 00:01:03,409 Oh, um, no. 30 00:01:03,442 --> 00:01:05,892 -[Amanda] Well, yeah. -[Anne] Yeah, okay. Go on. 31 00:01:08,689 --> 00:01:09,659 Hi. 32 00:01:10,794 --> 00:01:12,734 So, uh, don't forget the PTA fundraiser on Saturday. 33 00:01:12,762 --> 00:01:15,592 It's a sponsored virtual bike ride 34 00:01:15,627 --> 00:01:16,867 from London to Brighton. 35 00:01:16,904 --> 00:01:18,874 I'm actually going to play this by ear, Anne, 36 00:01:18,906 --> 00:01:19,796 because it's Garry's last day 37 00:01:19,838 --> 00:01:22,598 so we might wanna kick back and relax, 38 00:01:22,806 --> 00:01:25,776 open a Chablis, you know, run through some snags. 39 00:01:25,809 --> 00:01:28,329 I for one, would be pleased to make a night of it. 40 00:01:28,743 --> 00:01:30,543 Celebrate my cancer alles klar. 41 00:01:30,573 --> 00:01:34,403 Ah...And it's also a certain person's birthday that night. 42 00:01:35,750 --> 00:01:36,890 We're going to throw her a little 43 00:01:37,442 --> 00:01:38,932 surprise disco for after the ride. 44 00:01:38,960 --> 00:01:41,240 Oh no, not a disco. Who wants to watch 45 00:01:41,273 --> 00:01:43,453 a load of cringey moms grinding on the dancefloor? 46 00:01:43,482 --> 00:01:45,622 Me. I want to watch Amanda 47 00:01:45,657 --> 00:01:48,247 twerk the caretaker wearing a Whistles polycotton. 48 00:01:48,280 --> 00:01:51,970 Yes, Amanda does have a spontaneous dance routine 49 00:01:52,008 --> 00:01:54,528 ready for when I show her surprise slide show. 50 00:01:54,562 --> 00:01:56,672 How do you know that if it's a surprise? 51 00:01:56,702 --> 00:01:57,532 The whole thing is her idea. 52 00:01:57,945 --> 00:01:59,705 But she wants it to look like it wasn't. 53 00:02:00,810 --> 00:02:01,670 Oh, wait. 54 00:02:02,329 --> 00:02:03,569 Was I supposed to say that? 55 00:02:04,503 --> 00:02:06,133 [theme music playing] 56 00:02:11,614 --> 00:02:13,314 [Amanda] So, Anne, you're in charge 57 00:02:13,340 --> 00:02:15,410 of puddings, cocktails, sorting the sound system. 58 00:02:15,445 --> 00:02:17,785 Who is doing finger sandwiches, crudites, mini quiches? 59 00:02:19,760 --> 00:02:21,310 -[Niamh coos] -Thanks Anne. 60 00:02:21,589 --> 00:02:24,489 I'm lending my own personal spin bike 61 00:02:24,523 --> 00:02:26,593 for the ride. So Amy... 62 00:02:26,629 --> 00:02:27,729 So generous. [chuckles] 63 00:02:28,907 --> 00:02:30,837 What with it also being a certain special day that day? 64 00:02:30,874 --> 00:02:32,294 Anne... 65 00:02:32,531 --> 00:02:35,911 I absolutely do not want any fuss, okay? 66 00:02:35,948 --> 00:02:37,468 Saturday is not about little old me, 67 00:02:37,502 --> 00:02:40,332 it's all about classroom air filters. Okay guys? 68 00:02:40,574 --> 00:02:42,304 No, sure. Don't expect us 69 00:02:42,334 --> 00:02:43,924 to have done anything for you or anything. 70 00:02:44,543 --> 00:02:47,203 Good. Not even a nice bit of cake or... 71 00:02:47,615 --> 00:02:48,685 Maybe a croquembouche, 72 00:02:49,721 --> 00:02:51,481 I was thinking of like a large sponge from M&S. 73 00:02:51,999 --> 00:02:53,659 That's a bit like not bothering at all, isn't it? 74 00:02:54,035 --> 00:02:55,895 Okay, I'm going to get something else. 75 00:03:04,253 --> 00:03:05,433 -Hi, Amanda. -Don't talk to me. 76 00:03:06,047 --> 00:03:07,877 -All right, okay. -Because someone might see. 77 00:03:08,257 --> 00:03:09,257 S...see what? 78 00:03:10,293 --> 00:03:11,333 Oh okay, but I was just coming to order so... 79 00:03:11,363 --> 00:03:12,163 Oh, God. 80 00:03:13,054 --> 00:03:15,304 Right, Amanda... It's gonna be hard, 81 00:03:15,919 --> 00:03:17,849 our lives are pretty intertwined. 82 00:03:17,887 --> 00:03:19,437 Our lives are not intertwined. 83 00:03:19,992 --> 00:03:21,242 We're not Richard and Judy. 84 00:03:22,547 --> 00:03:25,377 No, I mean like, uh, at school, here, every day, the fundraiser. 85 00:03:25,584 --> 00:03:26,694 [Amanda] Stop talking to me. 86 00:03:26,723 --> 00:03:28,423 Would you rather I didn't come to it? 87 00:03:28,449 --> 00:03:30,489 No Kevin, come, don't come, I don't care. 88 00:03:30,520 --> 00:03:33,590 Okay, okay, 'cause obviously, I'd love to come for charity. 89 00:03:33,627 --> 00:03:34,587 Whatever, Kevin. 90 00:03:35,905 --> 00:03:36,525 But I don't wanna distract you, uh, distract's the wrong word. 91 00:03:36,561 --> 00:03:38,291 -Bother you. -Fuck off. 92 00:03:40,737 --> 00:03:42,567 Yeah, just a little chocolate, thank you. 93 00:03:47,744 --> 00:03:48,784 Well, that's it then. 94 00:03:49,953 --> 00:03:50,853 Yeah, once I get this done I'll be out of your hair. 95 00:03:51,300 --> 00:03:53,410 Uh, final, um... 96 00:03:54,751 --> 00:03:55,961 what's that called again? 97 00:03:56,684 --> 00:03:59,034 -Finial. -Final finial. 98 00:03:59,066 --> 00:04:01,686 Yeah, we should call it a day, just a clean break. 99 00:04:01,724 --> 00:04:03,074 Yeah, I've got two concealed cisterns 100 00:04:03,104 --> 00:04:05,494 in Chiswick and a basement to tank. 101 00:04:06,453 --> 00:04:08,633 I don't mind saying this, I'm gonna struggle without you. 102 00:04:08,662 --> 00:04:10,702 It's all right. You won't have any more problems with flush. 103 00:04:13,460 --> 00:04:15,980 Oh, my God. I...we thought we were never gonna 104 00:04:16,014 --> 00:04:17,914 get that working, do you remember that? 105 00:04:17,947 --> 00:04:18,947 Yeah. 106 00:04:19,949 --> 00:04:22,299 You're probably, um, totally, totally busy 107 00:04:22,331 --> 00:04:24,371 but, um, there's this thing on at school. 108 00:04:24,574 --> 00:04:25,474 No, sorry. 109 00:04:26,438 --> 00:04:27,748 Yeah, no. Totally crossing the line, yeah. 110 00:04:27,957 --> 00:04:29,747 I am chock-a-block at the minute. 111 00:04:29,786 --> 00:04:30,786 And I tell you, 112 00:04:31,857 --> 00:04:33,267 honestly, with schools once you take one job, 113 00:04:34,515 --> 00:04:35,785 that's it. They treat you like a caretaker. I've had that. 114 00:04:35,827 --> 00:04:36,657 [Julia] Yeah. 115 00:04:36,690 --> 00:04:39,420 Oh, Can I get your email address? 116 00:04:40,556 --> 00:04:42,486 Yeah. Yeah, you... 117 00:04:43,455 --> 00:04:44,795 can have my personal one, 118 00:04:45,077 --> 00:04:47,077 it's juliajohnson@... 119 00:04:47,114 --> 00:04:48,564 Or you could just write it? 120 00:04:55,364 --> 00:04:57,304 [tools clattering] 121 00:05:00,369 --> 00:05:02,029 -Right, all done. -It's there. 122 00:05:02,923 --> 00:05:04,103 Okay. Bye. 123 00:05:05,926 --> 00:05:06,856 Bye, Marion. 124 00:05:07,859 --> 00:05:08,929 [Marion] Bye Garry, thanks for everything. 125 00:05:16,557 --> 00:05:17,557 [sighs] 126 00:05:41,410 --> 00:05:42,930 [cellphone ringing] 127 00:05:44,482 --> 00:05:46,422 -[Amanda] Hey, J. -[Johnny] Amanda, hi, listen. 128 00:05:46,449 --> 00:05:48,899 I need to tell you something. Can you do coffee later? 129 00:05:48,934 --> 00:05:51,144 Oh, sweet. Babe, listen, I'm super busy right now 'cause-- 130 00:05:51,178 --> 00:05:53,488 [Johnny] Okay but, uh, I don't want you finding out 131 00:05:53,525 --> 00:05:55,795 on Instagram. I didn't realize that Tamara 132 00:05:55,838 --> 00:05:57,458 was gonna post it all over social media 133 00:05:57,495 --> 00:06:00,765 and obviously I would've rather told you in person 134 00:06:00,808 --> 00:06:03,918 but, um, Tamara and I have got engaged. 135 00:06:04,433 --> 00:06:06,473 We haven't set a date yet and, uh, 136 00:06:06,504 --> 00:06:07,924 I'm gonna tell the kids this weekend. 137 00:06:07,953 --> 00:06:09,893 I thought you deserved to hear it from me. 138 00:06:11,716 --> 00:06:13,366 Amanda, you still there? 139 00:06:17,273 --> 00:06:21,523 [Anne] Testing, testing, one, two, one, two, buckle my shoe. 140 00:06:21,553 --> 00:06:23,733 Three, four, shut the door. 141 00:06:23,762 --> 00:06:26,212 Five, six, five, six... 142 00:06:26,247 --> 00:06:28,697 Oh, baby brain. There she is. 143 00:06:29,250 --> 00:06:30,980 Hello, Anne. Is this the bar 144 00:06:31,183 --> 00:06:32,393 'cause it just looks like tables? 145 00:06:33,531 --> 00:06:34,501 Yes well, I haven't put out any plastic cups yet. 146 00:06:34,532 --> 00:06:36,222 Yeah, you know what, forget it, let's just... 147 00:06:36,982 --> 00:06:39,262 -forget the whole thing. -Forget what? 148 00:06:39,295 --> 00:06:40,805 Just forget my whole stupid birthday. 149 00:06:40,848 --> 00:06:43,538 R...really? Or just, um, pretend really? 150 00:06:43,782 --> 00:06:46,062 [Amanda] Ah, just could someone get my fucking spin bike 151 00:06:46,095 --> 00:06:48,055 out of my fucking car please? Just... 152 00:07:08,600 --> 00:07:10,080 [Julia] Yes, yes, yes, yes. 153 00:07:12,811 --> 00:07:15,091 Nice glove. What are you doing, waiting for your falcon? 154 00:07:15,124 --> 00:07:16,474 It's Garry's. What do you want? 155 00:07:16,505 --> 00:07:17,845 We came early, Liz said you were making 156 00:07:17,885 --> 00:07:19,505 some pre-fundraiser drinks. 157 00:07:19,542 --> 00:07:20,722 -What? -Liz. 158 00:07:21,613 --> 00:07:22,933 Whoa, whoa, whoa... 159 00:07:22,959 --> 00:07:23,999 You can't bring that in here. 160 00:07:24,029 --> 00:07:25,069 Goodness me, my mother is at home. 161 00:07:25,099 --> 00:07:26,859 I don't want her to go blind as well as senile. 162 00:07:26,894 --> 00:07:28,034 [Marion] I can hear you. 163 00:07:28,309 --> 00:07:29,689 Evening, Marion. 164 00:07:30,035 --> 00:07:30,965 [Julia] Hey. 165 00:07:31,830 --> 00:07:33,140 Notice anything different? 166 00:07:33,176 --> 00:07:34,276 You've had a wash. 167 00:07:34,315 --> 00:07:35,585 No, my finial. 168 00:07:36,248 --> 00:07:37,558 Garry restored it. 169 00:07:37,767 --> 00:07:39,177 Can't quite believe he's gone yet. 170 00:07:39,804 --> 00:07:41,504 -Don't really think it's-- -Where's the booze? 171 00:07:41,530 --> 00:07:42,460 [Kevin] Got any juice? 172 00:07:42,669 --> 00:07:44,049 Goodness me, what are you 12? 173 00:07:44,636 --> 00:07:46,216 Do you want a cheese string as an accompaniment? 174 00:07:46,258 --> 00:07:48,298 No, I'm cycling. I can't drink and ride 175 00:07:48,329 --> 00:07:50,989 but when I get to Hayward's Heath, lock up your bottles. 176 00:07:51,022 --> 00:07:51,892 Kevin's on one. 177 00:07:51,919 --> 00:07:53,299 Jill and I have finally got a schedule 178 00:07:53,334 --> 00:07:54,584 she can't legally get out of. 179 00:07:54,612 --> 00:07:55,542 She's got the girls, which means 180 00:07:55,578 --> 00:07:57,678 the weekend's mine to do with as I please. 181 00:07:57,891 --> 00:07:59,271 I can have a lie in, change the bed, 182 00:07:59,306 --> 00:08:01,196 do a shop, get the car washed. 183 00:08:01,239 --> 00:08:02,899 -[Liz] Cheers to that. -Hmm. 184 00:08:02,930 --> 00:08:03,900 [Kevin] Oh. 185 00:08:05,070 --> 00:08:06,040 Fancy a banana, Kevin? 186 00:08:06,071 --> 00:08:07,831 Oh, sorry. It's for the potassium. 187 00:08:08,073 --> 00:08:09,013 I'm hoping to win the cup 188 00:08:10,075 --> 00:08:12,005 for the fastest leg again. God, I love cycling. 189 00:08:12,043 --> 00:08:14,323 I can't cycle. My labia are too thin. 190 00:08:14,908 --> 00:08:16,008 It's a thing, look it up. 191 00:08:17,117 --> 00:08:17,977 I have the opposite problem, mine are too chubby. 192 00:08:18,014 --> 00:08:19,644 It's a hell of a hoof in a leotard. 193 00:08:19,671 --> 00:08:21,541 Hmm...Right come on. Drink up, 194 00:08:21,570 --> 00:08:22,640 I've gotta meet Sam at nine, 195 00:08:22,674 --> 00:08:24,334 I'm gonna load up on Anne's soggy sausage rolls 196 00:08:24,365 --> 00:08:25,295 before I do a runner. 197 00:08:25,332 --> 00:08:26,922 So, when are we gonna get to meet this, 198 00:08:26,954 --> 00:08:27,924 um, legendary shepherd? 199 00:08:27,955 --> 00:08:28,815 Go on, invite him along. 200 00:08:29,785 --> 00:08:31,055 No, no. Never mix business with pleasure. 201 00:08:31,303 --> 00:08:33,003 And by business, I mean school fundraisers 202 00:08:33,029 --> 00:08:34,689 and by pleasure, I mean penises. 203 00:08:34,928 --> 00:08:36,238 I don't think Kevin got that memo. 204 00:08:39,311 --> 00:08:41,001 [dance music playing] 205 00:08:41,762 --> 00:08:43,972 Thanks. Sorry about the state of me, 206 00:08:44,006 --> 00:08:45,206 I've not been home yet, 207 00:08:45,248 --> 00:08:46,798 I'll pop back in a bit and get changed. 208 00:08:48,010 --> 00:08:49,320 -Hiya. -Yo. 209 00:08:49,356 --> 00:08:51,626 Oi oi. Life and soul of the party. 210 00:08:51,910 --> 00:08:52,810 Where's Kev? 211 00:08:53,843 --> 00:08:55,223 Oh, I think he's doing, um, an adrenaline shit. 212 00:08:55,258 --> 00:08:57,708 Hi guys. It's, um, 3.50, 213 00:08:57,744 --> 00:09:00,024 sorry about the state of me. I've not been back home yet 214 00:09:00,298 --> 00:09:01,958 I'll pop back in a bit and get changed. 215 00:09:01,989 --> 00:09:03,719 -I'll get hers, yeah. -[Anne] Okay. 216 00:09:08,962 --> 00:09:09,962 Oh. 217 00:09:10,170 --> 00:09:11,170 Oh, hi. 218 00:09:11,447 --> 00:09:12,857 Are you going in or not? 219 00:09:13,173 --> 00:09:14,143 We can't arrive together. 220 00:09:14,795 --> 00:09:16,035 I think it's fine, Amanda. 221 00:09:16,072 --> 00:09:17,002 Well, go in then. 222 00:09:20,283 --> 00:09:22,013 Hi, Kevin. It's 3.50. 223 00:09:22,044 --> 00:09:24,254 Yeah, sorry about state of me, I've not been back home yet. 224 00:09:24,633 --> 00:09:27,643 I'll like cock back, uh-- pop back soon and get changed. 225 00:09:28,188 --> 00:09:29,908 -[Kevin] Thanks, Anne. -Thank you. 226 00:09:30,293 --> 00:09:32,403 [Mrs. Lamb] Bit of hush please, everyone. 227 00:09:32,779 --> 00:09:34,949 She's here, the hero of the hour. 228 00:09:37,093 --> 00:09:40,203 ♪ For she's A jolly good fellow ♪ 229 00:09:40,234 --> 00:09:43,624 [everyone] ♪ ...For she's A jolly good fellow. ♪ 230 00:09:43,928 --> 00:09:48,168 ♪ For she's A jolly good fellow ♪ 231 00:09:48,691 --> 00:09:51,281 ♪ And so say all of us. 232 00:09:51,314 --> 00:09:53,974 [Kevin] Three cheers for Meg for smashing cancer. 233 00:09:54,352 --> 00:09:55,352 Hip hip... 234 00:09:55,802 --> 00:09:56,732 [everyone] Hooray! 235 00:09:56,768 --> 00:09:59,178 -[Kevin] Hip hip... -[everyone] Hooray. 236 00:09:59,702 --> 00:10:02,192 -[Kevin] Hip hip... -Hooray. 237 00:10:02,222 --> 00:10:04,742 [Mrs. Lamb] Great stuff, now back to the main event. 238 00:10:05,225 --> 00:10:07,425 Let's cycle to Brighton. 239 00:10:07,468 --> 00:10:08,608 [woman screams] 240 00:10:09,747 --> 00:10:11,677 Oh, calm down, it's just a starter pistol. Jesus. 241 00:10:12,301 --> 00:10:13,411 Okay, here we go. 242 00:10:13,854 --> 00:10:14,924 Three... 243 00:10:14,959 --> 00:10:15,989 [everyone] ...two, one. 244 00:10:17,306 --> 00:10:18,406 Could you just watch the door for a sec while I go and pee? 245 00:10:18,445 --> 00:10:19,755 I've just got here. 246 00:10:23,312 --> 00:10:25,762 [upbeat music playing] 247 00:10:37,119 --> 00:10:38,809 [Kevin] I'm up next. Are you gonna cheer me on? 248 00:10:39,224 --> 00:10:40,264 Do you want a nut? 249 00:10:41,537 --> 00:10:42,777 What's the matter with you? 250 00:10:42,814 --> 00:10:44,304 Oh, is this about that builder? 251 00:10:44,333 --> 00:10:45,893 Please don't say you're banging the builder. 252 00:10:45,921 --> 00:10:49,271 It's worse than that. I'm not banging the builder. 253 00:10:49,303 --> 00:10:50,893 So, you're imagining banging the builder. 254 00:10:50,926 --> 00:10:52,236 You don't know Garry like I know Garry. 255 00:10:52,272 --> 00:10:54,482 I know builders. Lee's a builder. 256 00:10:55,137 --> 00:10:56,407 Well, technically a plasterer 257 00:10:56,448 --> 00:10:58,108 but it's like a builder but 258 00:10:58,140 --> 00:10:59,240 they're not allowed power tools. 259 00:11:01,039 --> 00:11:03,279 Hope those glutes are burning, Lila's mom. 260 00:11:03,939 --> 00:11:07,149 Uh, next up, Kevin Brady. 261 00:11:07,356 --> 00:11:10,356 Ardingly to Haywards Heath I'm gonna smash you up. 262 00:11:11,532 --> 00:11:12,402 Whoo. 263 00:11:15,813 --> 00:11:18,193 [parents cheering] 264 00:11:18,850 --> 00:11:20,060 [woman] Go on, Kev. 265 00:11:21,991 --> 00:11:23,821 -We going? -Yeah. 266 00:11:26,478 --> 00:11:27,888 [man] Hey, happy birthday, 267 00:11:27,928 --> 00:11:29,028 -you old sod. -[man 2] Aww... 268 00:11:29,067 --> 00:11:30,927 thanks mate. it's so good to see you. 269 00:11:36,316 --> 00:11:37,726 -[Liz sighs] -Ooh. 270 00:11:37,766 --> 00:11:39,276 -[chuckles] -[Liz] Reminiscing? 271 00:11:40,423 --> 00:11:42,013 "I'm in Homebase, need anything?" 272 00:11:42,046 --> 00:11:43,046 "No, got the screws." 273 00:11:43,254 --> 00:11:45,224 Hey, thank you, it's private. 274 00:11:45,256 --> 00:11:46,806 You're not actually serious about this guy? 275 00:11:46,844 --> 00:11:48,504 Garry? Yeah 100%, 276 00:11:48,535 --> 00:11:49,915 I mean...yeah he's... 277 00:11:50,813 --> 00:11:52,473 Oh, my God, he's so lovely. 278 00:11:52,504 --> 00:11:54,544 He's, like... He makes me feel 279 00:11:54,575 --> 00:11:56,885 so fizzing... 280 00:11:56,923 --> 00:11:58,823 you know, it's like I've been in a coma 281 00:11:58,856 --> 00:11:59,856 and he's just woken me up. 282 00:11:59,891 --> 00:12:01,761 You have been in a coma, it's called adult life. 283 00:12:01,790 --> 00:12:05,410 Yes, kids and bills and citalopram and Radio Two. 284 00:12:05,448 --> 00:12:07,798 I mean, oh my God, what is it all for? 285 00:12:07,830 --> 00:12:09,760 Where is our reward? 286 00:12:09,798 --> 00:12:10,868 We're just gonna all bobble around 287 00:12:10,902 --> 00:12:15,042 then drop down with a stroke. Yes, I want Garry. 288 00:12:15,079 --> 00:12:16,219 [Meg] You're such a dirt. 289 00:12:17,495 --> 00:12:19,285 I can't believe you're gonna pin your middle age freak out 290 00:12:19,324 --> 00:12:20,434 on a bloke who fixes your bog. 291 00:12:20,809 --> 00:12:22,119 Yeah, you might as well fall in love 292 00:12:22,155 --> 00:12:23,495 with the bloke at the Texaco garage. 293 00:12:23,535 --> 00:12:25,565 Hmm. Liz, love, you're not gonna put me off him. 294 00:12:26,021 --> 00:12:30,231 I-- I can't unsee the things he's shown me. 295 00:12:30,266 --> 00:12:31,786 My God, what's he shown you? 296 00:12:31,820 --> 00:12:33,890 A bit of silicone? A new U-bend? 297 00:12:33,925 --> 00:12:35,055 You're dreaming, mate. 298 00:12:35,271 --> 00:12:36,831 He hasn't given you a second thought. 299 00:12:36,859 --> 00:12:38,339 [Julia] Yes, he has actually. 300 00:12:38,378 --> 00:12:40,448 For your info he's asked for my email. 301 00:12:40,863 --> 00:12:41,833 -Ooh. -So you know, 302 00:12:41,864 --> 00:12:42,874 I'm gonna get it on with Garry. 303 00:12:42,900 --> 00:12:44,520 Okay, so you know what I think you need to do? 304 00:12:44,556 --> 00:12:46,076 I think you need to see your husband more often. 305 00:12:46,110 --> 00:12:47,460 No, uh, he's an asshole. 306 00:12:47,490 --> 00:12:50,050 He's not a total asshole. I mean... 307 00:12:50,079 --> 00:12:52,599 my God, he didn't bat an eyelid when your mum moved in. 308 00:12:52,979 --> 00:12:54,289 Her taking over your bedroom, 309 00:12:54,325 --> 00:12:56,805 hanging her big grey knickers over your radiators. 310 00:12:56,845 --> 00:12:59,425 I think I should just talk to Paul, I think I should. 311 00:13:00,296 --> 00:13:02,986 I think I just need to be open, I just... 312 00:13:03,334 --> 00:13:04,544 Siri, call Paul. 313 00:13:04,576 --> 00:13:06,226 -Siri, no. -Thank you, Meg. 314 00:13:06,268 --> 00:13:08,058 -She won't do it. -Siri, can you call Paul. 315 00:13:08,097 --> 00:13:09,097 No. Stop her. 316 00:13:09,133 --> 00:13:11,173 -[Julia] Oh! What are you doing? -[Meg] Get it. 317 00:13:11,204 --> 00:13:13,554 -[Meg sighs] -[Liz grunts] 318 00:13:13,585 --> 00:13:14,995 [Julia] You're crushing me. 319 00:13:15,035 --> 00:13:16,965 I'm gonna tell Mrs. Lamb. Ah. 320 00:13:17,417 --> 00:13:19,137 -Got it. -Great. 321 00:13:19,177 --> 00:13:20,517 [horn blares] 322 00:13:21,145 --> 00:13:22,455 Whoo. Yes. 323 00:13:23,216 --> 00:13:25,626 Give it up for Rose's dad. 324 00:13:26,012 --> 00:13:27,812 I did it. Whoo. 325 00:13:28,531 --> 00:13:30,291 Guys did you s...Guys? 326 00:13:35,055 --> 00:13:37,085 Hey, hey. Amanda, did you see... 327 00:13:41,993 --> 00:13:43,373 Hi, Kevin. Great ride. 328 00:13:43,581 --> 00:13:44,621 Uh, can I get you something to drink? 329 00:13:45,617 --> 00:13:47,447 Aperol spritz, espresso martini, snakebite? 330 00:13:47,723 --> 00:13:48,933 I'll have one of each. 331 00:13:49,207 --> 00:13:50,137 [Anne] Ooh. 332 00:13:50,450 --> 00:13:51,900 I'm gonna get leathered tonight. 333 00:13:51,934 --> 00:13:52,904 [Anne] Oh. 334 00:13:54,040 --> 00:13:56,350 Hey, when's...when's Amanda's surprise happening? 335 00:13:56,387 --> 00:13:58,177 Oh, um, it's not happening now. 336 00:13:58,492 --> 00:13:59,872 She said she didn't want a fuss. 337 00:14:00,460 --> 00:14:02,290 I think. There you go. 338 00:14:02,496 --> 00:14:03,426 Ooh... 339 00:14:04,291 --> 00:14:05,151 That's a big drink. 340 00:14:06,017 --> 00:14:08,047 Oh, uh, did you want them separately? 341 00:14:09,918 --> 00:14:11,158 Nah. It's all right... 342 00:14:15,199 --> 00:14:16,959 [Julia] Please just give me my phone back. 343 00:14:17,201 --> 00:14:18,551 I'm gonna text Garry that you hate him. 344 00:14:18,581 --> 00:14:20,931 [Julia] Oh my God, you're being an absolute bitch. 345 00:14:21,343 --> 00:14:24,353 Oh, bollocks. It's 9 o'clock. I've got to meet Sam. 346 00:14:27,107 --> 00:14:29,037 Oh my God. Garry's emailed me. 347 00:14:29,075 --> 00:14:30,655 He's sent me an email. [laughs] 348 00:14:31,732 --> 00:14:33,982 Oh...it's just an invoice. 349 00:14:34,011 --> 00:14:35,501 Five grand? 350 00:14:35,702 --> 00:14:39,362 He's charging you five grand for granny proofing your bog. 351 00:14:39,740 --> 00:14:41,190 How much overtime? 352 00:14:41,225 --> 00:14:43,735 No, that was just we... well, we had, um, 353 00:14:43,779 --> 00:14:45,159 a beer in the garden it's just a... 354 00:14:45,194 --> 00:14:47,654 Oh my God. What an arsehole invoice. 355 00:14:47,679 --> 00:14:49,539 No, I think it's just admin, I don't think it means... 356 00:14:49,578 --> 00:14:50,718 [Meg] No, no, no. According to this invoice, 357 00:14:50,751 --> 00:14:51,961 he's not the man for you. 358 00:14:51,994 --> 00:14:54,894 He's charged you £600 for a finial. 359 00:14:55,273 --> 00:14:56,553 What's a ratted finial? 360 00:14:56,585 --> 00:14:59,445 Meg, it's a... it's an architectural, uh... 361 00:15:00,071 --> 00:15:01,071 I don't know. 362 00:15:02,211 --> 00:15:02,971 I told you, builders, you can't trust any of 'em. 363 00:15:03,833 --> 00:15:05,353 Right, I'm off to meet an actual man 364 00:15:05,387 --> 00:15:07,007 who actually wants to sleep with me. 365 00:15:08,355 --> 00:15:09,385 Slag. 366 00:15:13,084 --> 00:15:15,404 Liz, Liz, hey. How do I get in? 367 00:15:16,122 --> 00:15:17,232 What are you doing here? 368 00:15:17,433 --> 00:15:18,953 I-- I said I'd meet you at the pub. 369 00:15:18,987 --> 00:15:19,947 Well I'm-- 370 00:15:21,196 --> 00:15:22,056 I thought we could get off behind the bike sheds you know. 371 00:15:22,093 --> 00:15:23,163 What you thought I'd like to get groped 372 00:15:23,198 --> 00:15:26,198 where my son parks his scooter? Not particularly. 373 00:15:26,235 --> 00:15:27,475 Oh, come on, let me in. 374 00:15:27,512 --> 00:15:28,652 No, no it's... 375 00:15:29,549 --> 00:15:30,479 I'll come out. 376 00:15:31,689 --> 00:15:32,659 Well, uh, come on. I want to see your kid's classroom 377 00:15:32,690 --> 00:15:33,760 and the tiny little chairs. 378 00:15:33,794 --> 00:15:35,454 No, no, it's-- it's lame. 379 00:15:35,486 --> 00:15:37,486 Come on, I wanna meet your mates. Let me in. 380 00:15:37,522 --> 00:15:38,802 -No. -[Sam] Don't be a dick. 381 00:15:38,834 --> 00:15:40,394 What you embarrassed about me or something? 382 00:15:40,422 --> 00:15:41,772 [Liz] No, no. 383 00:15:41,802 --> 00:15:43,182 I just don't want you to see my... 384 00:15:44,081 --> 00:15:45,051 shitty life. 385 00:15:45,082 --> 00:15:47,222 You know, I don't want in here contaminated 386 00:15:47,256 --> 00:15:50,356 with verrucas and bogeys and Amanda. 387 00:15:51,640 --> 00:15:53,680 I wanna keep you out there, separate. 388 00:15:54,677 --> 00:15:55,817 On a tractor or something. 389 00:15:55,851 --> 00:15:57,581 -I'm coming in. -What are you doing? 390 00:15:57,611 --> 00:15:58,581 You can't stop me. 391 00:15:59,717 --> 00:16:02,167 Oh my God. Don't. You'll crush your bits, you dick. 392 00:16:02,202 --> 00:16:04,342 It's okay. You don't want kids anyway, do you? 393 00:16:04,377 --> 00:16:05,477 -Oh, oh. -[Sam] Oh, sh... 394 00:16:05,516 --> 00:16:06,616 [Liz] Oh, my God. 395 00:16:07,828 --> 00:16:08,828 Is that meant to impress me? 396 00:16:08,864 --> 00:16:10,494 Yes. Come on. 397 00:16:11,246 --> 00:16:14,416 I wanna see these tiny chairs and your stupid friends. 398 00:16:18,287 --> 00:16:21,147 Well, guess I may as well go home then. 399 00:16:21,187 --> 00:16:23,427 Well, um, unless you want to man the bar. 400 00:16:23,465 --> 00:16:25,155 Yeah, that's what I wanna be doing, 401 00:16:25,191 --> 00:16:27,431 serving own brand spirits behind a bloody trestle table 402 00:16:27,469 --> 00:16:28,679 on my birthday. 403 00:16:28,711 --> 00:16:31,201 I mean, look at me. 404 00:16:31,507 --> 00:16:32,747 You said you didn't want to celebrate. 405 00:16:32,784 --> 00:16:35,444 I didn't but, come on... 406 00:16:36,271 --> 00:16:37,311 This is it? 407 00:16:40,206 --> 00:16:42,036 Baby needs feeding and I haven't even done the bins. 408 00:16:42,070 --> 00:16:43,140 Oh, God. 409 00:16:43,174 --> 00:16:44,804 -Why'd you even bring it? -It? 410 00:16:44,831 --> 00:16:46,041 -Him. -Her! 411 00:16:46,074 --> 00:16:47,394 -Her then. -Well, you'd know she was 412 00:16:47,420 --> 00:16:49,040 a girl if you even bothered to learn her name. 413 00:16:49,077 --> 00:16:50,007 What do you mean? 414 00:16:51,044 --> 00:16:52,434 I'm so tired, I can't even feel my own eyes. 415 00:16:52,459 --> 00:16:53,699 What's my baby's name, Amanda? 416 00:16:55,221 --> 00:16:56,841 -What? -What's my baby's name? 417 00:16:57,188 --> 00:16:59,158 -What are you saying? -What's my baby's name? 418 00:16:59,190 --> 00:17:00,710 Are you saying I don't know your baby's name? 419 00:17:00,743 --> 00:17:01,783 [Anne] What's my baby's name? 420 00:17:01,813 --> 00:17:03,263 Stop it, Anne. You sound like a robot. 421 00:17:03,298 --> 00:17:04,198 What's my baby's name? 422 00:17:05,231 --> 00:17:08,101 I have got an awful lot on my mind right now. 423 00:17:08,130 --> 00:17:09,240 What's my baby's name? 424 00:17:10,270 --> 00:17:13,070 S...something Irishy. 425 00:17:13,273 --> 00:17:15,413 -What's my baby's name? -You're scaring me, Anne. 426 00:17:15,448 --> 00:17:16,588 [Anne] What's my baby's name? 427 00:17:16,621 --> 00:17:17,621 Uh, f... 428 00:17:17,933 --> 00:17:19,113 What's my baby's name? 429 00:17:19,141 --> 00:17:21,181 I don't know your baby's name, Anne. 430 00:17:22,800 --> 00:17:24,390 -It's Niamh. -[Amanda] Well... 431 00:17:25,113 --> 00:17:26,423 how am I expected to know that? 432 00:17:26,459 --> 00:17:27,769 'Cause you're her Godmother. 433 00:17:29,600 --> 00:17:31,430 Please don't shout at me on my special day. 434 00:17:31,464 --> 00:17:34,294 Jesus Christ. Is it your special day or isn't it 435 00:17:34,329 --> 00:17:36,469 because I'm here on my own doing everything 436 00:17:36,503 --> 00:17:38,713 and I haven't even had a chance to drop the baby home 437 00:17:38,747 --> 00:17:40,677 so I can have my one night out on the town 438 00:17:40,714 --> 00:17:42,754 on top of organizing a whole surprise party 439 00:17:42,785 --> 00:17:45,195 for a 39th birthday that you seem to want one moment 440 00:17:45,236 --> 00:17:46,786 but not the next and I wouldn't mind, 441 00:17:46,824 --> 00:17:48,934 you're not even 39 you're 41. 442 00:17:48,964 --> 00:17:50,904 You big blond stupid cow. 443 00:18:04,635 --> 00:18:06,835 Hi, um, Garry, it's Julia. 444 00:18:07,569 --> 00:18:09,299 Hoo-lia. [laughs] 445 00:18:10,296 --> 00:18:11,636 Um, it's a funny thing. 446 00:18:14,645 --> 00:18:15,675 Fuck. 447 00:18:17,441 --> 00:18:18,931 [IVR] Message deleted. 448 00:18:18,959 --> 00:18:21,099 To rerecord your message, press one. 449 00:18:23,205 --> 00:18:26,415 Hi, Garry, um, it's, um, Julia Johnson here. 450 00:18:26,450 --> 00:18:30,760 Um, it's twenty past nine on the ninth of, um... 451 00:18:50,474 --> 00:18:52,724 I cannot believe you're coming on to me here. 452 00:18:59,862 --> 00:19:01,312 Amanda, wait. 453 00:19:07,422 --> 00:19:08,252 Amanda. 454 00:19:08,285 --> 00:19:10,555 [Amanda] Kevin, I am not interested. 455 00:19:10,770 --> 00:19:12,910 For goodness' sake I just came to see if you were all right 456 00:19:13,531 --> 00:19:16,431 because I care as a-- as a friend-- as a human being. 457 00:19:17,017 --> 00:19:18,667 Not because we made love. 458 00:19:18,709 --> 00:19:20,259 [Amanda] Shh. You-- You... 459 00:19:20,297 --> 00:19:22,537 God, you want the whole world to know. 460 00:19:22,575 --> 00:19:24,295 -Well I... -[Amanda] I don't. 461 00:19:26,337 --> 00:19:27,547 Right well that's... 462 00:19:28,546 --> 00:19:29,996 you know what, I'm not ashamed. 463 00:19:31,480 --> 00:19:33,340 We enjoyed each other's bodies. 464 00:19:33,379 --> 00:19:35,419 It was good, not the greatest, 465 00:19:35,760 --> 00:19:36,690 twice. 466 00:19:37,831 --> 00:19:39,731 No strings attached. I've no regrets. We're adults. 467 00:19:39,764 --> 00:19:43,224 I was feeling jubilant, you were feeling needy, big deal. 468 00:19:43,665 --> 00:19:46,735 Get over it, Amanda, because I have, okay? 469 00:19:52,329 --> 00:19:54,849 And you can stop sulking in the children's toilets. 470 00:19:54,883 --> 00:19:56,543 It's your bloody birthday so... 471 00:19:57,403 --> 00:19:59,413 get out here and bloody enjoy it. 472 00:19:59,819 --> 00:20:01,229 [Amanda] Johnny's getting married. 473 00:20:02,925 --> 00:20:04,335 I just found out today. 474 00:20:05,894 --> 00:20:06,834 Oh. 475 00:20:08,724 --> 00:20:09,694 Ouch. 476 00:20:11,969 --> 00:20:12,829 Gosh, I'm... 477 00:20:13,936 --> 00:20:14,726 I'm sorry. 478 00:20:16,076 --> 00:20:18,556 He told you on your bloody birthday? 479 00:20:20,460 --> 00:20:22,390 -Yeah. -You know I'm not one 480 00:20:22,428 --> 00:20:23,528 to bad mouth anybody but... 481 00:20:24,568 --> 00:20:25,948 what a wanker. 482 00:20:28,019 --> 00:20:29,329 Thank you, Kevin. 483 00:20:30,367 --> 00:20:31,397 I needed that. 484 00:20:56,807 --> 00:20:57,877 Oh, my God. 485 00:21:00,673 --> 00:21:04,643 Hi, Garry, it's Julia here. Um, I just wanted to 486 00:21:05,402 --> 00:21:06,752 really say thank you. 487 00:21:07,369 --> 00:21:11,749 Um, not just for your, um, hard work and your... 488 00:21:13,686 --> 00:21:16,716 exemplary craftsmanship but also, um... 489 00:21:21,970 --> 00:21:23,280 because I... 490 00:21:26,423 --> 00:21:29,633 I haven't really felt anything for a long time. I... 491 00:21:32,429 --> 00:21:35,119 I haven't, I haven't felt loved and I... 492 00:21:37,434 --> 00:21:38,854 I haven't, I haven't actually, 493 00:21:38,883 --> 00:21:40,713 really felt very, um... 494 00:21:44,682 --> 00:21:45,752 um, lovable. 495 00:21:46,650 --> 00:21:48,130 And, um, 496 00:21:48,168 --> 00:21:50,478 I mean, I know-- I know you don't, um, 497 00:21:51,102 --> 00:21:52,592 love me. I... 498 00:21:53,415 --> 00:21:55,035 I don't even think you like me very much. 499 00:21:55,072 --> 00:21:57,352 I think it's 'cause I think you probably find me quite creepy 500 00:21:57,385 --> 00:21:59,795 which, um, I probably am, it's quite.. 501 00:22:02,217 --> 00:22:03,907 Uh, anyway I just... 502 00:22:08,430 --> 00:22:10,880 I just wanted to say that you made me feel 503 00:22:10,915 --> 00:22:13,015 something and I really, really loved that, so... 504 00:22:19,545 --> 00:22:21,645 I think-- I think it's locked, Anne, love. 505 00:22:24,412 --> 00:22:27,172 I just called Amanda a cow and I think I liked it. 506 00:22:27,518 --> 00:22:28,378 Eh? 507 00:22:29,486 --> 00:22:31,376 She can organize her own fecking surprise birthday. 508 00:22:31,419 --> 00:22:33,139 I've had it up to the back teeth, you know? 509 00:22:33,559 --> 00:22:35,179 What has she got to be p'ed off about? 510 00:22:35,630 --> 00:22:38,220 With all her hair and the-- the fellas. 511 00:22:38,253 --> 00:22:39,843 You're beautiful when you're angry Anne. 512 00:22:41,636 --> 00:22:43,736 Kevin banged Amanda up the back of HyggeTygge. 513 00:22:44,604 --> 00:22:45,784 -Eh? -Hmm. 514 00:22:45,812 --> 00:22:46,922 -No. -Yes. 515 00:22:47,124 --> 00:22:48,954 Uh...our Kevin 516 00:22:50,196 --> 00:22:51,576 and that Amanda? 517 00:22:51,611 --> 00:22:54,101 Yeah, I know, right? Lucky her. 518 00:22:54,131 --> 00:22:56,241 Who hasn't imagined that curly head in between their thighs? 519 00:22:56,271 --> 00:22:59,071 Actually, everyone hasn't imagined that, Anne. 520 00:22:59,101 --> 00:23:00,931 Oh, my days. 521 00:23:00,965 --> 00:23:01,895 What, well don't tell anyone. 522 00:23:01,932 --> 00:23:04,562 My God, no. Of course I wouldn't tell... 523 00:23:04,590 --> 00:23:05,970 Oh my God, I'm still on Garry's voicemail. 524 00:23:06,281 --> 00:23:08,631 Of course, I would not do that. I wouldn't tell anybody. 525 00:23:10,837 --> 00:23:12,457 Oh, my God, I can't wait to tell the guys. 526 00:23:12,908 --> 00:23:14,908 Hold the door please. Oh, no. 527 00:23:16,947 --> 00:23:18,847 [crowd] Meg! Meg! Meg! 528 00:23:25,818 --> 00:23:26,958 Move, move, move... 529 00:23:26,991 --> 00:23:28,611 Oh Sam, this is that bell end 530 00:23:28,648 --> 00:23:30,168 I was telling you about. Julia, this is Sam. 531 00:23:30,201 --> 00:23:32,721 Oh Sam, so nice to meet you. Hello, I just... 532 00:23:32,756 --> 00:23:34,516 I just need to borrow my pal, just for a second. 533 00:23:34,861 --> 00:23:36,451 Kevin and Amanda bumped, 534 00:23:36,484 --> 00:23:38,874 his penis in-- in-- into her vagina hole. 535 00:23:38,900 --> 00:23:40,180 -Fuck off. -Hey, hey, hey. 536 00:23:41,420 --> 00:23:43,590 Where the hell were you when I busted a gut for the PTA? 537 00:23:45,216 --> 00:23:46,976 What? Why are you-- why are you staring at me? 538 00:23:49,911 --> 00:23:51,881 Thank you, Jade's mum. 539 00:23:52,534 --> 00:23:54,434 We made it to Brighton. 540 00:23:54,709 --> 00:23:57,539 Now, here's the president of our PTA 541 00:23:57,574 --> 00:24:01,094 to present the cup for tonight's fastest leg. 542 00:24:11,588 --> 00:24:14,488 Hi everyone. What a night. 543 00:24:14,522 --> 00:24:15,902 Okay, um, 544 00:24:15,937 --> 00:24:18,907 before I give this fab cup to the lucky winner, 545 00:24:19,975 --> 00:24:22,075 I just want to say, thank you so much 546 00:24:22,115 --> 00:24:23,285 to everyone for coming, 547 00:24:23,634 --> 00:24:27,744 particularly my dear parent in arms, 548 00:24:28,743 --> 00:24:29,853 Anne. 549 00:24:30,952 --> 00:24:34,852 Anne has been beavering away, much appreciated, 550 00:24:35,335 --> 00:24:37,885 despite having baby, Ni... 551 00:24:38,994 --> 00:24:41,654 and being hugely pregnant. 552 00:24:42,239 --> 00:24:45,789 Yeah, so she's really hormonal. 553 00:24:46,070 --> 00:24:48,000 But tonight isn't all about you, Anne. 554 00:24:48,038 --> 00:24:50,828 It is about us, the parents, 555 00:24:50,868 --> 00:24:53,248 for giving up our spare time to... 556 00:24:54,009 --> 00:24:55,669 make a Goddamn difference guys. 557 00:24:56,080 --> 00:24:57,530 -So yay. -[audience cheering] 558 00:24:58,807 --> 00:24:59,977 Yeah, yeah. 559 00:25:00,222 --> 00:25:01,672 So, without further ado 560 00:25:02,190 --> 00:25:03,670 it is my great honor 561 00:25:03,709 --> 00:25:07,679 to award this trophy to this year's fastest leg. 562 00:25:08,921 --> 00:25:11,991 It's like the Oscars. And the winner is... 563 00:25:16,273 --> 00:25:17,553 Kevin Brady. 564 00:25:18,033 --> 00:25:20,103 -[everyone cheering] -Yes! 565 00:25:20,139 --> 00:25:21,869 -Get up there, Kev. -[Kevin] Come on. 566 00:25:25,903 --> 00:25:27,663 Try to keep it clean. 567 00:25:30,736 --> 00:25:32,806 Yes. Wow, yes. Thank you. 568 00:25:33,808 --> 00:25:36,398 Um, uh, can I just say, 569 00:25:36,431 --> 00:25:39,121 and I don't think you'll mind me telling everyone, 570 00:25:39,158 --> 00:25:40,018 um... 571 00:25:41,022 --> 00:25:42,642 it's actually this lady's birthday today. 572 00:25:43,369 --> 00:25:45,299 Um, she's being very modest 573 00:25:45,336 --> 00:25:46,786 because she's had a bit of year 574 00:25:46,821 --> 00:25:47,931 let's-- let's face it. 575 00:25:49,099 --> 00:25:51,339 Uh, and she could've been out today at Pizza Express 576 00:25:51,377 --> 00:25:52,927 with her gal pals, 577 00:25:52,965 --> 00:25:56,345 but she gave up her big day to be here with us. 578 00:25:59,178 --> 00:26:01,418 So, I think that it's only right 579 00:26:01,456 --> 00:26:04,596 that she should kick off the after-show party 580 00:26:04,632 --> 00:26:07,292 with the first dance. 581 00:26:08,670 --> 00:26:10,400 [dance music playing] 582 00:26:11,811 --> 00:26:13,161 Are you kidding me, Anne? 583 00:26:13,399 --> 00:26:15,299 Wait you seriously want me to do my dance 584 00:26:15,332 --> 00:26:16,892 that got 400 likes on TikTok. 585 00:26:18,680 --> 00:26:20,270 What are you like? I don't even know 586 00:26:20,302 --> 00:26:21,682 if I can even remember it. 587 00:26:53,715 --> 00:26:55,815 Just stay down... just do this. 588 00:26:55,855 --> 00:26:57,405 Oi. Julia. 589 00:26:58,030 --> 00:27:00,270 You're letting yourself down. Get off me. 590 00:27:00,308 --> 00:27:01,688 Let me hold your cup. 591 00:27:01,723 --> 00:27:02,793 Come on. 592 00:27:03,000 --> 00:27:05,140 You're embarrassing yourself, Julia. 593 00:27:05,175 --> 00:27:06,655 -Oi, oi. -Hey. 594 00:27:06,694 --> 00:27:08,184 Pauly Walnuts. 595 00:27:08,212 --> 00:27:10,252 Bloody hell. Never seen him on school soil. 596 00:27:10,283 --> 00:27:11,843 Hey, mate. You look great. 597 00:27:11,871 --> 00:27:12,871 Hey, Keith. 598 00:27:13,252 --> 00:27:14,772 -[Julia] Hi, babe. -Heya. 599 00:27:14,805 --> 00:27:16,315 Why are you-- Why are you here? You...is there... 600 00:27:16,358 --> 00:27:18,288 am I late? Was I supposed to be somewhere? 601 00:27:18,326 --> 00:27:21,186 No, I just thought I'd sneak out and join you. Kids are in bed. 602 00:27:21,225 --> 00:27:22,295 Your mom's watching Millionaire. 603 00:27:22,330 --> 00:27:23,190 Oh, okay. 604 00:27:24,435 --> 00:27:25,395 I mean how often do we get to have a night out together? 605 00:27:25,436 --> 00:27:27,916 Yeah, God. Yep. [blows raspberry, chuckles] 606 00:27:28,888 --> 00:27:29,918 You all right? 607 00:27:33,134 --> 00:27:34,764 I need to tell you something. 608 00:27:35,412 --> 00:27:36,312 Yeah. 609 00:27:38,484 --> 00:27:39,804 I need to... 610 00:27:40,866 --> 00:27:41,756 tell you... 611 00:27:44,835 --> 00:27:45,935 [Paul] Yeah? 612 00:27:47,458 --> 00:27:48,318 Um... 613 00:27:50,116 --> 00:27:51,806 Is this about the builder, Julia? 614 00:27:54,017 --> 00:27:54,977 Yes. 615 00:27:56,502 --> 00:27:57,682 How did you know? 616 00:27:58,746 --> 00:28:00,816 'Cause you've been drooling over him for weeks. 617 00:28:01,231 --> 00:28:03,161 It's been like living with a teenager. 618 00:28:05,787 --> 00:28:07,817 Uh, I-- I want to be with him, Paul. 619 00:28:08,825 --> 00:28:10,445 I-- I need to be with Garry. 620 00:28:10,965 --> 00:28:11,925 I know. 621 00:28:14,002 --> 00:28:15,832 'Cause I want to be with him too. 622 00:28:18,282 --> 00:28:19,732 [Julia] I'm serious, Paul. 623 00:28:20,112 --> 00:28:21,422 No, I'm serious. 624 00:28:22,493 --> 00:28:24,533 [laughs] You dick! 625 00:28:24,564 --> 00:28:26,084 No, I love him. 626 00:28:26,946 --> 00:28:27,946 [laughs] 627 00:28:27,982 --> 00:28:29,262 I love you, you idiot. 628 00:28:31,848 --> 00:28:32,848 Come on. 629 00:28:37,025 --> 00:28:38,815 Can we at least get an extension? 630 00:28:38,855 --> 00:28:40,855 [Liz] Maybe you should show him the invoice first. 631 00:28:41,789 --> 00:28:43,069 [Meg] Right, pub. 632 00:28:43,100 --> 00:28:44,100 [Liz] Yes, pub. 633 00:28:44,308 --> 00:28:46,238 [theme music playing]