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He's forgotten his trunks?

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Wha-Wha-What time is swimming? Actually, I
don't even know why I'm asking you that.

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I'm at work. I can't get away.
Can he swim in his pants?

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Sorry, can I just ask you, did
you try calling my husband?

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No, you just called me, OK. No,
just wanted to know, that's all.

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OK, well, I think we both know that
he is going to be missing swimming.

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Yes. Och, yeah, yeah!

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It is a terrible, awful, terrible shame.

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It's a tragedy.

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OK. All right.

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Take care. God bless you, bye-bye.

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Is that a work phone?

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Yes.

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Look, Julia. I get it, it's hard.

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People say women can have it all.

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But that's easy to say.

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And the point is, if you're
hosting a dinner for 250 opticians

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at the ExCel Centre, it probably
means you're missing bath time.

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You constantly feel like
you're letting someone down.

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I get it.

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That is it exactly.

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That is it. That's it.

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I've got kids myself.

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And I come from a family of
very strong, strong women.

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So I really do understand.

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So just sort it out.

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Yeah.

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Huh?

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What's with all the cleaning stuff?

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Oh! It's date night tonight.

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- How much jizzing are you
planning to do? - Oh, yeah!

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No, I just want to get
the whole house spotless

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so Jill isn't distracted
by any of that stuff.

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And she can't forget
like she did last time,

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because I've put it in her iCal.

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I didn't have you down
as a sexual person, Kevin.

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Oh, yeah. Very much so.

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Absolutely. It's important,
isn't it, when you've had kids,

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to make time for each other?

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Physically.

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I thought we could do it
in the shower tonight.

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She used to love that in the '90s.

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I just have to give it a good scrub first.

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- Do you do wine here?
- We do an Elderflower presse.

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No, you've completely misunderstood me.

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Do I look like I've been crying?
I got a bit emotional at work.

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- What happened? - I just had a
full-on talking-to from my boss.

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Is that good or...?

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- Sorry, is that bad?
- It's bad. It's shit.

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I am hanging on by a thread here.
I really need some childcare,

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I don't have time to find any
childcare. I just need some time.

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You should do what Amanda does.

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Monday, her kids go to her
mother-in-law after school.

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Tuesday, she does a nanny share
with a family from their street.

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Wednesday, she does a half day.

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Thursday, it's either
the nanny share or her,

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or the mother of the other family --

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they take it in turns -- which
just leaves one Thursday a month,

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which they rotate. And Fridays,

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every fourth weekend, her mum
comes over from Portugal.

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So that's covered. And the other
Fridays, Johnny works from home

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or Amanda takes the day off.

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And I believe she catches up with
everything else on the Saturday.

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OK.

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I'll just do that, then.

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Do you mind if we take this table?

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There's a smaller table free over
there, and there's a lot of us

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- and only one of you. - It's just,
this table's right next to the socket.

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What, a plug? There's a plug down there?

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I should have brought my ironing,

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really make the most of that fucking
plug. Come on, mate, move it.

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Are you free on Saturday?
It's Ivy's birthday.

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That'll be lovely. What are you doing?

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Oh, nothing special. Just a
few friends at Pizza Express.

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She's only 9 -- it's not her 40th.

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You're missing a trick there.

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Oh, I was just reading
about Amanda's kids.

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Do you think she's still pissed off
about having to make us an omelette

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- that time?
- She won't be in a minute. Hang on.

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All right? Just grabbing the milk.

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God, you look thin!

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- You been ill or something?
- No.

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No, I haven't.

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Really? That's mad! Yeah,
you look dangerously thin.

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Oh, thank you!

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You're welcome.

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What did you mean when you
said I was missing a trick?

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If you've got childcare issues,
you should throw a big party.

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- What? Why?
- You invite 30 kids,

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you get 30 invites back.

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That's free childcare.

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I'm having a lovely afternoon
without my son right now.

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How does that even work?

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Parents have to stay, don't they?

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No, it's drop-offs.

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You gift them a drop-off
party, then it's quid pro quo --

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they let you drop-off in return.

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Liz, I haven't got time to
organise a massive party.

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What time?! You buy four
caterpillar cakes from Asda,

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put them together in one
long human-centipede type

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Caterpillar cake, then just
let the kids help themselves.

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Don't even bother with a knife.

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Just let them dig their
creepy little fingers in.

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Then tell them you've hidden
a quid somewhere and relax.

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Then, for the big finale,
play Gangnam Style

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and give them undiluted squash.

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They'll go fucking mental.

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It's all over by 4pm, done.

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We hired a ceramic cafe,

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so same principle, but everyone
goes home with an ashtray.

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Yeah, well, I think that
sounds absolutely hideous.

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So I'll stick to Pizza Express.

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Hey! Hey-ah, hey, hey-oh.

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I'm having a little birthday
thing for Ivy on Saturday.

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Pizza Express, if you... Oh, Pizza
Express, that's a good idea.

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So much easier than going
to the trouble of organising

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a real proper party. And you're not really

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a kids' party person, are you, Julia?

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Yeah... I kids party!

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I kids party, real hard.

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If you'd let me finish my sentence!

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I was going to say that
Pizza Express is great

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if you like that kind of thing,

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but what I've been planning for
quite some time now is a massive

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fuck-off party on Saturday at mine.

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What's the theme?

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Tarts and vicars.

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I'm joking, Anne, that's a joke.

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There's no, um, there's no theme.

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It's a BYO theme.

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Fine, pirate robots.

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So, I'm having a party. It's fine.
I organise events for a living,

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so that will be absolutely fine.

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Can you help me, please?

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Nope.

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Hello, Julia!

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Hello, Mother. Who's this?

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This is my friend, Sylvie.

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Never heard of her.

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Where are the kids?

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Well, YOUR kid is here.

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Standing in front of you wondering
why I'm struggling to cope,

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while you're bumming around
eating smoked-salmon quiche

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without a bloody care in the world.

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Sorry about this, Sylvie.

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So, I came in to invite you to Ivy's
birthday party, it's on Saturday.

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Oh, thanks, I'd like that.

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- What time? - Well, it starts at
two, but if you could get there for,

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I don't know, ten?

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- What? - I know what
you're trying to do, Julia,

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and the answer is no.

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I'm not trying to do anything,
Mother. What am I trying to do?

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You want me to help with the party.

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- No, I don't. - Well, why
do I need to be there at ten?

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Need?!

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I don't NEED anything, mother,
please don't try and twist this.

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What I want, actually,
to be perfectly honest,

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what I want is my children's
grandmother to want to be there,

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at ten, and to maybe bring
some balloons or something.

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No, Julia.

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OK. How about this -- just one last job,

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and then you're free, you're out,

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how about that? Just one last job.

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Just for old time's sake.

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I'll see you at two.

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Unbelievable.

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- Sylvie, would you like to come?
- Well, I...

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You have to be there at ten.

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- Delivery. - Give my hat back
now! - Cake. Icing. Candles.

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Squash. Music.

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Games. Balloons.

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OK. Hey, gang, it's Big
Balloon Barry here.

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I'm going to teach you how to
blow up one of these bad boys.

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What you want to do, give
it a little stretch out.

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- Work from the diaphragm... - Ssh!
- .. really get the control... - Ssh!

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Really focus the breathing.

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Get a good seal with your lips.

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It's very important.

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OK, so, here we go.

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This is fun, isn't it?

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This is going to be good, I think.

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Can you stop doing that?

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Right. Let's have a little checkity check.

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Yeah. It's still a Minion, isn't it?

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Where is the delivery guy?

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The delivery guy...

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He's not... here.

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Crisps, Twix, hummus and breadsticks,

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tzatziki, wine, carrot batons
-- none of that stuff is here.

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Yes, of course I confirmed the order.

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Oh, God, I'm doing it now.

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I've just done it. Where is it?

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What? That's terrible!

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- What, they didn't turn up at all.
- No, no, they didn't, Paul, look,

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is there anyway you could
just miss this one match,

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and just get me some supplies, could you?

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Well, I've got a seat in a box. It
was my Christmas present from Dan.

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OK, OK. Don't worry about it.

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I've got a tub of cottage cheese
and half a mackerel in the fridge.

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It's a good job that I
invited our Lord Jesus Christ,

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because I really think
this is going to work out.

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Don't be like that.

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I didn't ask for an early kick-off.

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Blame bloody Sky, or BT Sport or whatever.

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That's the problem with football.

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So much contempt for the fans.

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I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE
TALKING ABOUT NOW!

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Can you help me or not?

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Look, I can't be in two
places at once, can I?

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I'll be there tomorrow
for her actual birthday.

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Look, I know it all seems
a bit of a mess right now,

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but it's just a case of learning
how to juggle everything.

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And if you drop something, I will
always be there to pick it up.

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And toss it back to you so
you can just keep on juggling.

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OK?

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Julia?

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Julia?

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This is a bag of choking
hazards for the party bags.

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And give them out at the end
-- that's a sign everyone

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- has to piss off.
- God, thanks, Liz, how much to owe you?

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£1. God bless Poundland.

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No, I mean for everything.

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Oh, right.

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Er, £5.

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God bless Poundland.

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Right, there's four
caterpillar cakes in there.

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No, I've made a Minion cake!
You wouldn't know it's a Minion,

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but I really think it will pass as a cake.

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It looks like an angry sweetcorn.

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- How long have we got?
- Half an hour.

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Are you having the party in there?

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- Yes.
- Give me a pound coin.

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Write a sign that says, "Find the pound."

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- What about that room?
- No, no, that is out of bounds.

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Write a sign that says, "Wet paint."

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That's brilliant, Liz!

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Oh, that will be Kevin, I called him too.

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- Come in.
- Let's get this party started!

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What's that? Is that for the party?

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This? It's a bag of carrots, Julia.

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- What are they for?
- You'll see.

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I'm going to need a small table,
a long-stemmed glass, a napkin.

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- Hiya.
- Hi, Liz. What would be great

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is if you had some white gloves
and a circular metal ring.

245
00:11:51,160 --> 00:11:52,790
Kevin, I've booked an entertainer.

246
00:11:52,840 --> 00:11:54,750
Oh, you've booked an entertainer?

247
00:11:54,800 --> 00:11:56,270
Well, I thought I could...

248
00:11:56,320 --> 00:11:59,590
It would be great, though, if you
could help out with the sandwiches

249
00:11:59,640 --> 00:12:00,910
and the, um, cleaning up.

250
00:12:00,960 --> 00:12:02,750
Who have you booked?

251
00:12:02,800 --> 00:12:06,430
I booked, um, the only person
I could get at short notice.

252
00:12:06,480 --> 00:12:08,750
- Um, Animal Man.
- Animal Man?!

253
00:12:08,800 --> 00:12:11,470
- Oh, Julia.
- What's wrong with Animal Man?

254
00:12:11,520 --> 00:12:12,870
He's...

255
00:12:12,920 --> 00:12:14,870
racist.

256
00:12:14,920 --> 00:12:17,550
- And he's...
- (.. unimaginative.)

257
00:12:17,600 --> 00:12:19,310
What, he's an unimaginative racist?

258
00:12:19,360 --> 00:12:20,790
Did you not read the Google reviews?

259
00:12:20,840 --> 00:12:23,710
No, Kevin, I did not
read the Google reviews.

260
00:12:23,760 --> 00:12:25,830
Well, look, don't worry. I've got this.

261
00:12:25,880 --> 00:12:28,680
- I'm not worried. - You shouldn't
be. Cos I've got this, Julia.

262
00:12:34,120 --> 00:12:36,030
God, this looks bloody great!

263
00:12:36,080 --> 00:12:38,270
I think we've pulled this off, mate.

264
00:12:38,320 --> 00:12:40,510
Um... Ivy's just been sick.

265
00:12:40,560 --> 00:12:42,150
What do you mean, sick?

266
00:12:42,200 --> 00:12:43,790
Uh, she vomited on me.

267
00:12:43,840 --> 00:12:45,830
And then she vomited again.

268
00:12:45,880 --> 00:12:47,910
On me.

269
00:12:47,960 --> 00:12:50,000
- What do you mean?
- Um...

270
00:12:51,240 --> 00:12:53,830
I don't know how else to say it.

271
00:12:53,880 --> 00:12:55,160
How are you feeling, Ivy?

272
00:12:56,520 --> 00:12:57,710
Ivy?

273
00:12:59,800 --> 00:13:01,270
Too much icing?

274
00:13:03,040 --> 00:13:04,510
I don't think that's icing.

275
00:13:04,560 --> 00:13:05,870
There's a bug going around.

276
00:13:05,920 --> 00:13:07,670
We all had it last week.

277
00:13:07,720 --> 00:13:11,070
I got caught short at
the chemist on Tuesday.

278
00:13:11,120 --> 00:13:12,790
Had to throw my leggings away.

279
00:13:12,840 --> 00:13:14,950
Do you want me to cancel, Ivy?

280
00:13:15,000 --> 00:13:17,270
Do you want me to cancel?

281
00:13:17,320 --> 00:13:18,870
Because you're feeling ill?

282
00:13:21,320 --> 00:13:22,800
That's not a no.

283
00:13:24,560 --> 00:13:26,270
- What do you want to do?
- Oh, God.

284
00:13:26,320 --> 00:13:28,270
It's too late to cancel, isn't it?

285
00:13:28,320 --> 00:13:30,910
It's too late, isn't it?
Is it too late to cancel?

286
00:13:40,040 --> 00:13:41,550
Have we caught you at a bad time?

287
00:13:41,600 --> 00:13:44,150
No. You've caught me at a great time.

288
00:13:44,200 --> 00:13:46,350
- Where's the birthday girl?
- She's...

289
00:13:46,400 --> 00:13:48,310
Do you have any parking permits, Julia?

290
00:13:48,360 --> 00:13:50,070
Oh, God, parking permits.

291
00:13:50,120 --> 00:13:52,630
No, it's a drop-off. It's just a drop-off.

292
00:13:52,680 --> 00:13:55,070
It's all right. I'll just keep
an eye open for traffic wardens.

293
00:13:55,120 --> 00:13:58,270
- No, it's a drop-off! Why
are you all coming in? - Hi!

294
00:13:58,320 --> 00:14:00,390
No, it's a drop-off. It's just a drop-off.

295
00:14:00,440 --> 00:14:02,910
What are they doing? It's a drop-off!

296
00:14:02,960 --> 00:14:04,150
Why are the mums all coming in?

297
00:14:04,200 --> 00:14:05,870
Yeah, looks like they're lingering.

298
00:14:05,920 --> 00:14:07,510
Yeah, I think they're going to stay.

299
00:14:07,560 --> 00:14:10,030
You said that they were free to go,
that was the whole point of this.

300
00:14:10,080 --> 00:14:13,310
- Did you put "drop-off" on the invites?
- No, no, I just... No.

301
00:14:13,360 --> 00:14:15,670
Well, then, it's Russian roulette.
I guess you're buggered,

302
00:14:15,720 --> 00:14:16,630
cos this is the first time

303
00:14:16,680 --> 00:14:18,590
they've had permission
to come inside your house.

304
00:14:18,640 --> 00:14:20,950
So, basically, they're
here to judge your house.

305
00:14:21,000 --> 00:14:23,720
Please tell me you put
a leaving time down.

306
00:14:25,360 --> 00:14:27,000
No, that's enough. Thank you.

307
00:14:35,000 --> 00:14:36,640
I had to bring up a bowl for Ivy.

308
00:14:38,720 --> 00:14:41,150
Shit, Ivy licked that cake!
She licked the cake, Liz!

309
00:14:41,200 --> 00:14:42,390
No-one can eat the cake, Liz!

310
00:14:42,440 --> 00:14:45,680
- Just give them the caterpillar cakes.
- OK. Yeah. Great.

311
00:14:47,280 --> 00:14:49,110
- Where is Ivy?
- Ivy?

312
00:14:49,160 --> 00:14:51,830
Oh, Ivy, she's... She
got a bit overexcited,

313
00:14:51,880 --> 00:14:53,630
so I put her on time-out in her room.

314
00:14:53,680 --> 00:14:56,350
I actually like these walls,
Julia -- what colour are they?

315
00:14:56,400 --> 00:14:58,590
What colour are they? They're
the colour that you see.

316
00:14:58,640 --> 00:15:01,830
- That colour. - I was thinking about
doing a bit of turn for the kids

317
00:15:01,880 --> 00:15:04,430
before Animal Man gets
here. If he gets here.

318
00:15:04,480 --> 00:15:07,550
I mean, I've not read one Google
review that said he wasn't late.

319
00:15:07,600 --> 00:15:09,630
Yes! By all means! I'm just a bit...

320
00:15:09,680 --> 00:15:10,840
Yes!

321
00:15:12,720 --> 00:15:14,310
Ssh! Ssh! Ssh!

322
00:15:14,360 --> 00:15:15,910
So, what have we all got?

323
00:15:15,960 --> 00:15:19,710
- Carrots!
- Carrot. A boring old carrot.

324
00:15:19,760 --> 00:15:23,070
Well, maybe not as boring as
you thought, when you realise

325
00:15:23,120 --> 00:15:24,600
you can turn a carrot...

326
00:15:27,040 --> 00:15:29,080
.. into a recorder!

327
00:15:30,400 --> 00:15:32,000
Are we ready to make a recorder?

328
00:15:33,080 --> 00:15:37,310
Oh, Julia, Julia, I'm going to
need a few very sharp knives.

329
00:15:37,360 --> 00:15:40,280
No, Kevin, I'm not handing
out sharp knives to children.

330
00:15:41,360 --> 00:15:43,550
Oh, yeah, that might be dangerous.

331
00:15:43,600 --> 00:15:45,390
Um... What am I going to do?

332
00:15:45,440 --> 00:15:48,990
I can't do them all myself
-- this one took hours.

333
00:15:50,880 --> 00:15:53,390
OK, I know. I know. Um...

334
00:15:53,440 --> 00:15:55,590
Let's play Guess That Tune!

335
00:15:55,640 --> 00:15:57,280
Who knows this one?

336
00:16:10,800 --> 00:16:12,070
Look who's here!

337
00:16:12,120 --> 00:16:15,590
Who wants to see what's in the box?!

338
00:16:15,640 --> 00:16:17,920
- Me!
- Come on!

339
00:16:27,320 --> 00:16:29,080
Is it No Limits?

340
00:16:30,440 --> 00:16:34,390
She thinks, because it's cranberry
glass, it'll go for 20 quid.

341
00:16:34,440 --> 00:16:38,310
But she'll get seven for
it, tops -- mark my words.

342
00:16:38,360 --> 00:16:40,110
I've seen this episode already.

343
00:16:40,160 --> 00:16:43,030
- How is she? - Just had
another little mini vom earlier.

344
00:16:43,080 --> 00:16:45,150
Well, she hasn't got a
temperature, so that's good.

345
00:16:45,200 --> 00:16:47,110
Look, you don't have to sit
up here, I can take over.

346
00:16:47,160 --> 00:16:49,590
I'm having a nice time.
Ivy's having a nice time.

347
00:16:49,640 --> 00:16:51,270
This is my kind of party.

348
00:16:51,320 --> 00:16:53,030
Plus, I owe the animal bloke 50 quid.

349
00:16:53,080 --> 00:16:54,950
I booked him for a party,
then didn't pay him.

350
00:16:55,000 --> 00:16:56,030
Because he was racist?

351
00:16:56,080 --> 00:16:57,870
No, because he was rubbish.
God, if I didn't pay people

352
00:16:57,920 --> 00:17:00,710
because they were racist, I
wouldn't have a satellite dish.

353
00:17:00,760 --> 00:17:02,670
Or catering at my wedding.

354
00:17:02,720 --> 00:17:04,350
Can you take this?

355
00:17:04,400 --> 00:17:07,270
I poured it down the loo, but
it could do with a bleach.

356
00:17:07,320 --> 00:17:09,480
Tag team.

357
00:17:10,840 --> 00:17:13,990
I just thought Ivy might want
a peep on my carrot flute.

358
00:17:14,040 --> 00:17:16,540
Please don't say that to
any other children, Kevin.

359
00:17:23,320 --> 00:17:25,000
How was date night?

360
00:17:26,640 --> 00:17:28,030
Disappointing.

361
00:17:28,080 --> 00:17:29,630
Didn't get to use your mop?

362
00:17:29,680 --> 00:17:31,590
Liz!

363
00:17:31,640 --> 00:17:33,590
No, it's just, you know, I'd made dinner,

364
00:17:33,640 --> 00:17:36,710
got the house all nice and
clean, chromed the shower,

365
00:17:36,760 --> 00:17:39,270
and I'd just popped up to give
the bedroom carpet a quick vac,

366
00:17:39,320 --> 00:17:40,790
and she walks in.

367
00:17:40,840 --> 00:17:42,870
I'm not sure I want to
hear this story, but go on.

368
00:17:42,920 --> 00:17:44,750
Well, no, that's the end of the story.

369
00:17:44,800 --> 00:17:47,110
She just said hello,
locked the bathroom door,

370
00:17:47,160 --> 00:17:48,400
had a shower by herself.

371
00:17:49,760 --> 00:17:52,150
Maybe it's the pressure of date night.

372
00:17:52,200 --> 00:17:54,030
Maybe I just need to...

373
00:17:54,080 --> 00:17:56,640
.. loosen up a bit, be
a bit more spontaneous.

374
00:17:58,440 --> 00:18:01,430
You know what, I'm going to take
sex night out of the calendar.

375
00:18:01,480 --> 00:18:03,840
I put it in there as a
repeat event, but...

376
00:18:05,440 --> 00:18:08,030
Oh, she's already deleted it.

377
00:18:12,560 --> 00:18:14,550
How's everything on the road, Anne?

378
00:18:14,600 --> 00:18:16,080
All clear so far.

379
00:18:17,880 --> 00:18:19,910
Has everyone had a special squash?

380
00:18:19,960 --> 00:18:22,070
How long do you think --
no pressure, just how long?

381
00:18:22,120 --> 00:18:23,310
It takes as long as it takes.

382
00:18:23,360 --> 00:18:25,710
- Perfect.
- Where is Ivy?

383
00:18:25,760 --> 00:18:27,590
- Ivy?
- Where is she?!

384
00:18:27,640 --> 00:18:31,910
She's, um... She's getting ready
in her room, costume change.

385
00:18:31,960 --> 00:18:33,670
What are they like?!

386
00:18:33,720 --> 00:18:35,320
Nine going on Brandi Glanville.

387
00:18:36,360 --> 00:18:38,470
- I don't know who that is.
- You do, yeah, you do,

388
00:18:38,520 --> 00:18:41,320
you know who Brandi Glanville
is, from Real Housewives.

389
00:18:42,760 --> 00:18:44,630
You know Brandi Glanville!

390
00:18:44,680 --> 00:18:46,520
She's friends with Lisa Vanderpump.

391
00:18:47,520 --> 00:18:50,310
- Not friends, I mean...
- I don't watch Real Housewives.

392
00:18:50,360 --> 00:18:51,870
No, no. No, me neither.

393
00:18:55,360 --> 00:18:58,040
Kevin, could you put some
crisps out or something?

394
00:19:00,080 --> 00:19:02,910
- Unbelievable. - Sorry I'm late.
- Four and a half hours' late.

395
00:19:02,960 --> 00:19:04,550
Half an hour late.

396
00:19:04,600 --> 00:19:07,270
Ah, well, well, look who it is.

397
00:19:07,320 --> 00:19:08,830
You've got some cheek.

398
00:19:08,880 --> 00:19:11,350
- Where's Ivy?
- Yes, where's Ivy?!

399
00:19:11,400 --> 00:19:13,470
Two days ago, it was "who's Ivy?"

400
00:19:13,520 --> 00:19:15,030
No, it wasn't, Julia.

401
00:19:15,080 --> 00:19:17,630
If you could just put your
present in the pile, please.

402
00:19:17,680 --> 00:19:19,430
Mother? Mother?

403
00:19:19,480 --> 00:19:21,470
Hello, hello!

404
00:19:21,520 --> 00:19:24,270
Marion! Aw!

405
00:19:24,320 --> 00:19:26,630
Kevin, did you clean that?

406
00:19:26,680 --> 00:19:29,070
- No.
- What's the matter with you?

407
00:19:29,120 --> 00:19:31,080
That is the bowl that Ivy was sick in.

408
00:19:35,680 --> 00:19:37,110
Do you need a hand, Julia?

409
00:19:37,160 --> 00:19:38,990
Just to make the party a bit better.

410
00:19:39,040 --> 00:19:40,270
No! No, it's fine.

411
00:19:40,320 --> 00:19:43,480
No, this is exactly how
it's supposed to be.

412
00:19:44,560 --> 00:19:46,280
God, did you get those from the...?

413
00:19:47,440 --> 00:19:48,870
What?

414
00:19:48,920 --> 00:19:50,390
Nothing.

415
00:19:50,440 --> 00:19:52,910
OK. Animal time!

416
00:19:52,960 --> 00:19:55,630
Hey! Hurray!

417
00:19:55,680 --> 00:19:59,710
OK, right. So I'm going to
need a volunteer for later.

418
00:19:59,760 --> 00:20:01,360
Who wants to volunteer?

419
00:20:03,400 --> 00:20:04,680
Anyone?

420
00:20:06,200 --> 00:20:07,920
You. Come on up.

421
00:20:09,120 --> 00:20:11,470
Just stand there. Don't touch anything.

422
00:20:11,520 --> 00:20:14,830
OK, right. We've got lots of
wonderful animals to meet.

423
00:20:14,880 --> 00:20:17,870
But first, we need to
sing the animal song.

424
00:20:17,920 --> 00:20:19,550
So...

425
00:20:19,600 --> 00:20:23,070
Animal, animal, animal...

426
00:20:23,120 --> 00:20:25,590
Animal, animal, animal...

427
00:20:25,640 --> 00:20:29,590
Sing along. Animal, animal, animal...

428
00:20:29,640 --> 00:20:32,630
A bit louder, come on.
Animal, animal, yep.

429
00:20:32,680 --> 00:20:36,720
OK, does the birthday girl want to
come up and open the first crate?

430
00:20:41,400 --> 00:20:44,350
Ah! In the royal box.

431
00:20:44,400 --> 00:20:48,430
Right then, what's in the crate?

432
00:20:48,480 --> 00:20:50,670
- Any guesses?
- A dog.

433
00:20:50,720 --> 00:20:52,070
- No, it's not a dog.
- A hamster.

434
00:20:52,120 --> 00:20:54,350
An elephant? You need a licence for that.

435
00:20:54,400 --> 00:20:56,510
- A hippo. - It's not a
hippo, look at the size of it.

436
00:20:56,560 --> 00:20:58,750
OK, you're not getting it.
I'm going to give you a clue.

437
00:20:58,800 --> 00:21:00,920
What makes this sound...

438
00:21:02,560 --> 00:21:04,030
Meow!

439
00:21:04,080 --> 00:21:05,230
A cat!

440
00:21:05,280 --> 00:21:06,630
That's right.

441
00:21:06,680 --> 00:21:09,790
There we go. Oh, there we are.

442
00:21:09,840 --> 00:21:11,830
Look.

443
00:21:11,880 --> 00:21:13,710
Oh. That one's gone.

444
00:21:13,760 --> 00:21:15,230
That happens.

445
00:21:15,280 --> 00:21:17,830
Right, OK. So what's in the next crate?

446
00:21:17,880 --> 00:21:19,670
Surprise us.

447
00:21:19,720 --> 00:21:21,230
- Pardon?
- Nothing.

448
00:21:21,280 --> 00:21:22,790
Hi.

449
00:21:22,840 --> 00:21:24,710
OK. So, any guesses on this one?

450
00:21:24,760 --> 00:21:26,030
- A dog!
- Tiger!

451
00:21:26,080 --> 00:21:29,550
Here's the clue -- the clue
is what makes this sound...?

452
00:21:29,600 --> 00:21:30,640
Sss-sssss!

453
00:21:32,200 --> 00:21:33,760
- Snake.
- A snake!

454
00:21:35,240 --> 00:21:38,470
Nay, it is...

455
00:21:38,520 --> 00:21:39,870
a...

456
00:21:39,920 --> 00:21:42,070
Siamese cat!

457
00:21:42,120 --> 00:21:43,510
Yay!

458
00:21:43,560 --> 00:21:46,040
Oh, my God. It's not even Siamese.

459
00:21:47,960 --> 00:21:50,070
Ha-wo.

460
00:21:50,120 --> 00:21:52,640
And it goes like this... "Look at me!"

461
00:21:54,240 --> 00:21:57,840
Through it goes! Yes!
Big round of applause.

462
00:22:00,160 --> 00:22:04,070
OK. What's in this crate?

463
00:22:04,120 --> 00:22:08,550
It is, come on out! Surprise, everybody.

464
00:22:08,600 --> 00:22:10,630
It's a cat!

465
00:22:10,680 --> 00:22:12,270
Oh, it's a cat.

466
00:22:12,320 --> 00:22:13,950
Woohoo!

467
00:22:14,000 --> 00:22:15,830
It's a whole cat.

468
00:22:15,880 --> 00:22:18,350
Oh, a nice British one.

469
00:22:18,400 --> 00:22:19,990
Is it just cats?

470
00:22:20,040 --> 00:22:22,910
- I need a top-up.
- "Half hour show was promised --

471
00:22:22,960 --> 00:22:25,990
"run out of steam at the 13-minute point.

472
00:22:26,040 --> 00:22:27,950
"This is a very cat-heavy show.

473
00:22:28,000 --> 00:22:29,310
"Not unfun."

474
00:22:29,360 --> 00:22:30,750
OK, if you say so.

475
00:22:30,800 --> 00:22:33,550
"But if you don't like cats,
perhaps give it a swerve."

476
00:22:33,600 --> 00:22:34,710
Kev, forget about him.

477
00:22:34,760 --> 00:22:36,910
Just getting a wine for Sylvie.

478
00:22:36,960 --> 00:22:38,510
Yeah, sure, as long as Sylvie's OK.

479
00:22:38,560 --> 00:22:40,520
Well, you invited her, Julia.

480
00:22:42,080 --> 00:22:44,190
Shit!

481
00:22:44,240 --> 00:22:48,150
Because I felt sorry for her,
being friends with bloody you.

482
00:22:48,200 --> 00:22:50,670
If there's anything I
can do to help, do say.

483
00:22:50,720 --> 00:22:53,390
Is there anything you can do to help?
Is there anything you can do to help?!

484
00:22:53,440 --> 00:22:55,870
Mother, I haven't got time
to give you instructions.

485
00:22:55,920 --> 00:22:58,120
You need to use your
initiative. Just do it.

486
00:23:08,560 --> 00:23:11,230
Did your wife see you
cleaning the other night, Kev?

487
00:23:11,280 --> 00:23:13,790
What? Er, yeah.

488
00:23:13,840 --> 00:23:14,950
Right.

489
00:23:15,000 --> 00:23:17,760
I think I've worked out why
she won't have sex with you.

490
00:23:24,240 --> 00:23:26,480
There's only one sausage
roll left out there.

491
00:23:27,960 --> 00:23:29,750
Anne, the window.

492
00:23:29,800 --> 00:23:31,670
God, yeah, sorry.

493
00:23:31,720 --> 00:23:34,350
I feel like there's
something wrong, Julia.

494
00:23:34,400 --> 00:23:36,720
Everyone is picking up on it.

495
00:23:38,600 --> 00:23:41,030
Has your husband left you?

496
00:23:41,080 --> 00:23:42,470
Is that why Ivy's upstairs,

497
00:23:42,520 --> 00:23:44,830
she won't come down, because
she is too devastated?

498
00:23:44,880 --> 00:23:46,390
No, he's just at the football.

499
00:23:46,440 --> 00:23:48,150
Julia, I'm trying to help you.

500
00:23:48,200 --> 00:23:52,270
I'm just trying to understand
what is going on here.

501
00:23:52,320 --> 00:23:54,310
I'm just trying to make a
two-foot caterpillar cake.

502
00:23:54,360 --> 00:23:57,870
Please, please stop trying to
be something that you're not.

503
00:23:57,920 --> 00:24:00,190
If nothing else,

504
00:24:00,240 --> 00:24:02,310
it's just horrible to watch.

505
00:24:02,360 --> 00:24:04,350
It's cake time!

506
00:24:14,560 --> 00:24:16,070
Mother, what are you doing?

507
00:24:16,120 --> 00:24:17,880
Using my initiative.

508
00:24:21,200 --> 00:24:22,990
Got a new camera.

509
00:24:23,040 --> 00:24:25,670
- Nice! - Yeah, I used to
take photos on my phone,

510
00:24:25,720 --> 00:24:28,590
but then the battery overheated
and melted the memory card.

511
00:24:28,640 --> 00:24:31,350
- Oh, no. - Yeah, I had
photos going right back

512
00:24:31,400 --> 00:24:33,110
to when my Darius was born.

513
00:24:33,160 --> 00:24:35,750
I even had one of my
grandfather holding Darius,

514
00:24:35,800 --> 00:24:38,830
literally seconds before we
switched off his life-support.

515
00:24:38,880 --> 00:24:41,160
- Where's Ivy?
- Where's Ivy?!

516
00:24:42,600 --> 00:24:45,430
Where is Ivy? For God's sake, Mother!

517
00:24:45,480 --> 00:24:46,510
Where is she?

518
00:24:46,560 --> 00:24:47,790
She's there.

519
00:24:47,840 --> 00:24:50,750
♪ Happy birthday to you

520
00:24:50,800 --> 00:24:54,310
♪ Happy birthday to you

521
00:24:54,360 --> 00:24:58,470
♪ Happy birthday, dear... Ivy... ♪

522
00:24:58,520 --> 00:25:01,640
Right, I'm going to cut this in
the kitchen, the way people do.

523
00:25:09,680 --> 00:25:11,760
Er, it wasn't as moist as I'd hoped.

524
00:25:15,960 --> 00:25:18,400
- Right. All packed up, then.
- Great.

525
00:25:20,800 --> 00:25:22,710
So, is that everything, or what?

526
00:25:22,760 --> 00:25:25,350
It's just that I normally
get a bit of a thank-you.

527
00:25:25,400 --> 00:25:27,270
Thank you.

528
00:25:27,320 --> 00:25:28,750
No, I meant a tip.

529
00:25:28,800 --> 00:25:31,230
Oh, well, if I'm honest, you were late,

530
00:25:31,280 --> 00:25:35,120
and if I'm also honest, you
were quite unimaginative.

531
00:25:36,280 --> 00:25:39,990
Well, I think the kids really
enjoyed all the animals.

532
00:25:41,840 --> 00:25:43,790
Sorry, what was that?

533
00:25:43,840 --> 00:25:44,830
I said...

534
00:25:46,160 --> 00:25:47,950
Sorry, have you got something to say?

535
00:25:48,000 --> 00:25:50,150
Cos I heard all your sarky
comments during the show.

536
00:25:50,200 --> 00:25:51,590
Show?!

537
00:25:51,640 --> 00:25:54,390
All right, mate. I don't
know what your issue is.

538
00:25:54,440 --> 00:25:58,470
- But I... - I'm not going to get
into it here in front of children

539
00:25:58,520 --> 00:26:01,950
- and mothers, mate.
- OK, fine, let's take it outside, then.

540
00:26:02,000 --> 00:26:04,150
Fine, front or back.

541
00:26:04,200 --> 00:26:05,320
What?

542
00:26:06,800 --> 00:26:09,110
Front door or back door,
because it would be stupid

543
00:26:09,160 --> 00:26:11,390
if I went to the garden and
you went to the street.

544
00:26:11,440 --> 00:26:13,710
The front, then, cos that
is where my van is parked.

545
00:26:13,760 --> 00:26:15,470
Leave it, Kevin, he's not worth it.

546
00:26:15,520 --> 00:26:17,590
It's all right, love, I've got thi...

547
00:26:17,640 --> 00:26:20,670
I know you. You owe me money.

548
00:26:20,720 --> 00:26:24,270
- No, I don't. - You do. - I didn't
pay you because your act is terrible.

549
00:26:24,320 --> 00:26:25,910
And you're racist.

550
00:26:25,960 --> 00:26:29,230
If your act was amazing, I'd put
up with a tiny bit of racism.

551
00:26:29,280 --> 00:26:31,310
But your act is shit.

552
00:26:31,360 --> 00:26:33,150
It's just cats, mate.

553
00:26:33,200 --> 00:26:36,310
Don't call yourself Animal
Man if you just have cats.

554
00:26:36,360 --> 00:26:37,830
Call yourself Cat Man.

555
00:26:37,880 --> 00:26:40,390
Bloody Cat Man Do, there you
go -- that's a great name.

556
00:26:40,440 --> 00:26:42,670
You can have that. That's
got to be worth 50 quid.

557
00:26:42,720 --> 00:26:45,270
Look, I will pay you what she
owes you. Can you just leave?

558
00:26:45,320 --> 00:26:46,550
No, I'm dealing with this.

559
00:26:46,600 --> 00:26:48,880
You go upstairs and
look after your sick kid.

560
00:26:50,800 --> 00:26:52,350
Ivy's sick?

561
00:26:52,400 --> 00:26:55,120
Julia, why didn't you cancel the party?

562
00:26:57,360 --> 00:26:59,520
Well, why didn't you just not come?

563
00:27:03,320 --> 00:27:07,550
Anyway. It was supposed to
be a drop-off, so, you know,

564
00:27:07,600 --> 00:27:09,200
quid pro quo.

565
00:27:13,600 --> 00:27:16,560
Kevin, if you could just hand
out the party bags, thank you.

566
00:27:25,720 --> 00:27:27,360
Thanks for clearing up, Mum.

567
00:27:29,320 --> 00:27:31,790
- That's all right.
- I feel terrible.

568
00:27:31,840 --> 00:27:34,350
Don't be so hard on yourself.

569
00:27:34,400 --> 00:27:37,080
Kids get sick. Mothers make mistakes.

570
00:27:38,320 --> 00:27:39,880
Come here.

571
00:27:47,200 --> 00:27:48,910
Can you babysit next week?

572
00:27:48,960 --> 00:27:49,990
No.

573
00:27:50,040 --> 00:27:51,760
Unbelievable!