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This programme contains strong
language and adult humour

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Tonight.... Oh, I say. It's big and
it's smooth and it's all yours.

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...Lucinda's confidence
reaches rock bottom...

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There is a part of me that goes,
"How could you possibly like me?"

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...Colleen gets an eyeful.
My eyesight's terrible.

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How do you see me?

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...and Gabby reaches a crossroads...

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He's great and I think he will make
someone a really great boyfriend.

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He's just not right
for me right now.

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...as our celebs...

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HE SINGS OFF-KEY
♪ Coleeeeen! ♪

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...go...

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Aren't you the perfect man?
...Dating!

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That was really good but we
need to do that in private.

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Oh, hello!

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♪ We say whoa! Yeah! We love... ♪

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Welcome to Celebs Go Dating,

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and it's a new day at agency HQ,

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which means a host of
new dating delinquents

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for the love legends to get
their teeth stuck into.

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We have a whole trio
of celebrities coming in today.

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Yeah. Oooh.
We have lovely, lovely Gabby...

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OK. ..lovely Lucinda and James.

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And actually, we've got four
celebrity. I'm going to pop over

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a little bit later on, um, to see
Coleen at Loose Women.

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Oh, perfect. You're under contract
to E4, Anna, so don't get any ideas.

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And from a loose
woman to a Lucinda now,

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as first in this morning,

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prowling the pavement like
a panther ready to pounce,

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is down-under's finest
MAFS export, Lucinda Light.

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DOORBELL RINGS

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Hello. Celebrity Dating Agency?

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Hello, Tom. It's Lou.
Oh, Miss Light. Entre!

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Juice by Lizzo
♪ Ain't my fault
that I'm out here getting loose.

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{\an8}♪ Gotta blame it on the goose
♪ Gotta blame it on my juice. ♪

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Tom Tom!
Oh, this ensemble.

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Lucinda always brings
such amazing energy.

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I think it's the creative in her.
So I've been scanning her socials,

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and it turns out she's
something of an artist.

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I was obsessed with your
drawings. You like them?

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They are amazing. Can you draw me
like one of your French girls?

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I'm gonna draw you a picture.
Oh, my God.

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Well, I have things. Well, hang on.

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Well, I'll draw you properly
and colour... or you'd like

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me to just do a rough one? Oh, yes.
Yes. I don't mind about all

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the bells and whistles.
I don't mind about polish.

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Here we go! Can somebody get
Sotheby's on hold, please?

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I always start with
under eye first because

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your twinkle lingers at the base.
It doesn't linger at the top.

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Your twinkle actually
twinkles right around your

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aura, and beyond.

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This is you as I see you.

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That actually ain't so bad, Tom.
This is mine.

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Yeah, I'm gonna be honest,
I was expecting better.

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And so was Tom, by the looks of it.

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Ooh!

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Hello. Hi, T.
We're ready for Lucinda.

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All right, darling.
Thank you.

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Mwah.

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Oh, I'm so pleased you're
in this chat with Lucinda

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because last time she purged,
we put her back up,

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and I'm excited to see
how she is today.

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Well, come in!

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Ah! Hello. How are you,
gorgeous lady?

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The last time
the agents saw Lucinda,

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it was an emotional
and revealing visit

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as she opened up for the first time
about her insecurities.

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I've had a bit of body
dysmorphia around science

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and it's a continual journey.

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She was then sent off on
a confidence-boosting three way

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with spiritual Anurag
and Viking Damian.

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So I would like to see you
without the makeup on.

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I'd like to see you
without your clothes on.

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That is a better answer.
...Which meant Anurag got pied

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while Damian got to serve
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Yummo.

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I actually had a bit of
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Anurag from
a more spiritual sense.

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We had very similar interests
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but Damo's quite a vibe.

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So we then had dessert together
and I quite like him.

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He's just a cool, adventurous,
curious, excited.

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All is possible, realm.

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Oh, God, he sounds like you.
Yeah.

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He's... There's something
there. OK. Yeah, but there is

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a part of me that goes...
...and I hate to say it...

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...how could you possibly like me?

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Is it true? Could it be?
Are you sure?

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And I...I don't like admitting it.

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Oh, Lucinda. I've got chills...

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...and they're multiplying...
...and that's because

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rocking up outside,
channelling Sandy from Grease,

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it's Gabby, looking to update

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the agents on her most
recent date with Joel,

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who, fittingly, ain't long out
of high school himself.

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DOORBELL RINGS
Ooh!

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Hello? Celebrity Dating Agency?
Hi, it's Gabby.

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Come in.
DOOR BUZZES OPEN

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♪ You're the one that I want

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♪ You are the one that I want
Ooh, ooh, ooh, honey

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♪ The one that I want

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♪ You are the one that I want
Ooh, ooh, ooh. ♪

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Hello, my darling. Oh, look at you.

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Nice to see you. Oh!

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Didn't bring sunshine.

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I love this partially up do.

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Glamorous Gabrielle.

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Positively glowing.

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And today,
she's emitting the splendour of

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one of Hollywood's
most hypnotic sirens.

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It's a little bit Monroe-esque.

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Actually, you're very Monroe-esque,

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because you've got the retrousse
nose and the same eye colour.

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Careful, Tom.
Your one compliment away from her

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straddling you
while singing Happy Birthday.

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You are just so good for the ego.
I love you for it.

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This is a good way to calm my
central nervous system

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before I go into the...
The dragons.

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The Dragons?! Wrong show, Gabs.

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Mind you, if you happen to own
a dildo company,

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I'm sure Dr T would invest.

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Back upstairs, after opening up about
never feeling good enough,

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the agents are keen to unpick
Lucinda's sense of self-doubt.

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Why do you think that is?

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I think it's maybe just being
single for a couple of years.

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I don't know. I'm not sure.

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It might be a little bit of
the MAFS journey.

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Like, it was literally rejection
every day, you know,

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and sort of trying to relate
in a way with a,

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you know, brick wall sort of vibe.

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I've maybe just put up a big wall
of protection around my heart.

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Lucinda gives off a lot
of confidence and it's wonderful.

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However,
we are starting to really get

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down to the nitty gritty now
and unpack some of those layers.

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She has clearly been hurt
in her past.

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So let's hope that this date
with Damian will be one step

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in the right direction

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to helping her build
some of that inner confidence.

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You are hot. You are beautiful.
You are very fancied.

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Other people can help us
build that self-esteem back, OK?

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Yeah! But we are excited for you

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because you're going on a
second date with Damo. Yeah.

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I want you to lean into
the cues he gives you.

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And if he is showing you affection,
if he is being tactile,

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if he is complimenting you,

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really notice how that feels,

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because something or someone
has shaken this

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at some point in your life.

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Grab hold of that beard and
get stuck on in, honey! Yeah!

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Get in there!
Get in there! Oh, my gosh!

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I've got to go get some Viking
lingo as well. Mwah!

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Gorgeous.
What is a Viking lingo?

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I don't know, there doesn't seem

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to be Ancient Norse
on my Duolingo app.

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Well, I've got to go and find out.

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Bye, darling.

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You're such a good
cheerleader.

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Oh, thanks.
Yeah. Right back at you, sis.

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You were giving her, like,
a lot of these validations.

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People that present

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as having all their shit together,
and that they don't need it,

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are the ones that
often never get it,

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and actually do really
appreciate being given it.

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She's a great woman.

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And from one great woman to
another, now,

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as Marilyn Monroe reincarnated

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heads up to the dragons' lair
to be roasted

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about her latest date
with toyboy Joel,

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whilst Anna heads off to see
Colleen on set at Loose Women.

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Hello!

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Gabby's now been on three
steamy dates with toyboy Joel,

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but despite
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not to mention biology,

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the nine-year age gap keeps biting
away at our Gabs.

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What's on your mind?

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We've talked about
the age thing before.

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Let's think that fast.
Let's live in the moment.

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I just think it's
a time-will-tell situation.

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Wow.

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The main thing that we have to,
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say here is... he is so sound,
so lovely.

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Was very mature and I feel
like he's got his head screwed on.

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But maturity is, like, not only
emotional intelligence,

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but it's, you know,
life experience for me.

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Because what I did notice in our
conversations this time is that...

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...when we were comparing kind of
stories about life experience,

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you know,
he still feels very young to me.

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Like, he kept talking about uni.
This isn't a him problem.

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It's me just feeling
like I can't relate to him.

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Also, like, realistically,
financially, maturity.

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I just want to know,
when I do have kids,

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or when I do want to maybe
have a bit of time off,

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that I can be secure
to have somebody that supports me.

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Did you talk
about going on another date?

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Yeah. Like, I mean,
he's messaging me.

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Right. And when he messages you,
do you message him back?

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Like, three days later. OK, yeah.

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Oh, I get the feeling Joel's
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to be very disappointed
in about three days' time.

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You know, he's asking to see me,
and I'm kind of just,

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like, avoiding the questions.

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So, that right there is
the biggest indicator.

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Like he's... He's great.

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And I think he will make someone
a really great boyfriend.

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It's just... he's just not
right for me right now.

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Yeah.
You don't feel comfortable enough

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to gamble the next few years
of your life to see where it goes.

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That is literally it.

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This is
an important admission from Gabby.

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She's beginning to understand
what she truly wants.

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So we're gonna park Joel for now
and let her explore other options.

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This is exciting.

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So, we have
someone new for you. Yes.

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Someone that we are
very excited about.

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Gavin. Gavin.

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He's a multi-business
owner from Ascot.

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Trust Dr T to shove a random "ass"
into a normal placename.

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Gavin looks nice.
Yeah, I'm exci...

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I'm just excited to go out
with somebody else, as well.

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Yeah. What will you be taking
from your dates

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with Joel into
this date with Gavin?

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I would like to have a little bit
more depth from the get-go.

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I think it's great that you've
made a definitive decision.

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You want to park
the Joel situation. Mm-hm.

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You're excited about Gavin, right,
which we like.

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Yeah! And then, you know,

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the next time we see you,
you know where that will be.

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Grease The Musical?

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At the mixer. Another mixer?!

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Yeah, I know, I can't believe they're
letting you into another one either!

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Look how excited...
Because the first time...

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You're like, "More boys?"

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Yeah!
I was thrown into the wolves,

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but this time I'm like,
"OK, I'm ready."

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Yeah!

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But are THEY - is the question.

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With some of our celebrities doing
better than others,

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a mixer is the perfect way
to test new and old connections.

239
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Now, for Gabby, of course,
Joel will be there,

240
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so it'll be interesting
to see how she shows up,

241
00:11:25,760 --> 00:11:26,839
given the fact

242
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that she just came off
a date with Gavin.

243
00:11:29,440 --> 00:11:31,799
Have fun. Thank you.
Have so much fun tonight.

244
00:11:31,800 --> 00:11:34,400
Thank you. I will do. See you. Bye!
Have a great day.

245
00:11:36,040 --> 00:11:39,239
You gotta love Gabby.
Yeah, Gabby's in a good place.

246
00:11:39,240 --> 00:11:42,559
I love how excited she was
about Gavin.

247
00:11:42,560 --> 00:11:45,079
Yeah. I love how excited she
is about the mixer.

248
00:11:45,080 --> 00:11:47,279
So this is good.
We're doing our work. Yeah.

249
00:11:47,280 --> 00:11:48,999
Look at us. Look at us.
We're winning.

250
00:11:49,000 --> 00:11:51,959
Yeah, all except the
actually finding a partner part.

251
00:11:51,960 --> 00:11:54,959
But baby steps, hey, agents?
Baby steps.

252
00:11:54,960 --> 00:11:58,079
♪ Don't let me go

253
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♪ Stay with me forever... ♪

254
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At least one of the agents is doing
something useful today,

255
00:12:04,240 --> 00:12:06,679
as Anna's about to arrive on
a special errand,

256
00:12:06,680 --> 00:12:10,959
proving that when a celeb is too busy
to come to us, we'll go to them.

257
00:12:10,960 --> 00:12:12,319
We're at the stage now with
our celebrities

258
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where there is no time to waste
in finding love,

259
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so I'm going to squeeze in a
little consultation with Coleen

260
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and find out what exactly went
down on her last date.

261
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Knock-knock! Surprise!

262
00:12:25,240 --> 00:12:26,799
ANNA LAUGHS

263
00:12:26,800 --> 00:12:29,959
Coleen's date with Canadian Adam
started well.

264
00:12:29,960 --> 00:12:33,119
And you've never wanted to marry, or
been close to getting married? Um...

265
00:12:33,120 --> 00:12:35,879
...not really. Not that I'm asking
you to marry me. I'm just... Yeah.

266
00:12:35,880 --> 00:12:37,159
Hey, what are you doing later?

267
00:12:37,160 --> 00:12:40,079
But he soon gave her flags as
red as the maple leaf.

268
00:12:40,080 --> 00:12:43,839
Have you got kids? No kids, no.
Did you ever want kids?

269
00:12:43,840 --> 00:12:45,759
It's always nice when you can hand
them back, you know?

270
00:12:45,760 --> 00:12:47,199
You know, it's like...

271
00:12:47,200 --> 00:12:49,839
But his jokes about who should pay
the bill...

272
00:12:49,840 --> 00:12:51,839
So, are you paying tonight?

273
00:12:51,840 --> 00:12:53,919
I mean, you're the celebrity,
after all. You're the... Of course.

274
00:12:53,920 --> 00:12:55,879
You're the one rolling in the money.

275
00:12:55,880 --> 00:12:58,239
...left Coleen wanting to split.

276
00:12:58,240 --> 00:13:00,439
Thank you so much. See you soon.

277
00:13:00,440 --> 00:13:02,439
So, your date with Adam -

278
00:13:02,440 --> 00:13:03,559
so, how was that?

279
00:13:03,560 --> 00:13:05,639
Because when we left
your last agency session,

280
00:13:05,640 --> 00:13:08,079
you seemed really quite excited
about him. Yeah.

281
00:13:08,080 --> 00:13:09,679
You were you were back on
that horse.

282
00:13:09,680 --> 00:13:12,719
You were like, "He looks nice."
Yeah, I said, nice face...

283
00:13:12,720 --> 00:13:14,839
Give me the tea. Um...

284
00:13:14,840 --> 00:13:17,839
So, it started off really nicely.

285
00:13:17,840 --> 00:13:19,799
It was very...
You know, it was flowing.

286
00:13:19,800 --> 00:13:21,679
And then,
just as we started to go along,

287
00:13:21,680 --> 00:13:24,479
there was a few things
where I thought, "Oh!"

288
00:13:24,480 --> 00:13:26,279
Like, he wouldn't talk about
past relationships,

289
00:13:26,280 --> 00:13:27,519
he's never been married,

290
00:13:27,520 --> 00:13:29,639
he's not family-orientated.

291
00:13:29,640 --> 00:13:32,039
Doesn't really know
what he's doing, in a way.

292
00:13:32,040 --> 00:13:33,839
And so,
it was all adding up and I thought,

293
00:13:33,840 --> 00:13:35,519
"Oh, this isn't quite working."

294
00:13:35,520 --> 00:13:37,039
But we were still chatting.

295
00:13:37,040 --> 00:13:41,039
And then they brought
the bill and he said,

296
00:13:41,040 --> 00:13:43,199
"So, what were we doing about this?"

297
00:13:43,200 --> 00:13:46,519
But it's just the way he did
that straight away... and threw me.

298
00:13:46,520 --> 00:13:48,959
And I went, "Oh, well, we can
go halves on it if you want."

299
00:13:48,960 --> 00:13:51,159
And he went,
"Well, you're the celebrity."

300
00:13:51,160 --> 00:13:53,959
The balls on him!
Although he does have a point.

301
00:13:53,960 --> 00:13:57,759
Ooh! And then watched me pay it
and then didn't even say thank you.

302
00:13:57,760 --> 00:13:58,879
Fucking legend.

303
00:13:58,880 --> 00:14:01,439
OK. So, that was the nail
in the coffin for me.

304
00:14:01,440 --> 00:14:03,039
I thought, "I don't like you."

305
00:14:03,040 --> 00:14:05,119
Something tells me the next guy
that tries that

306
00:14:05,120 --> 00:14:06,520
might get a nail in the bell end.

307
00:14:17,840 --> 00:14:19,959
Welcome back to Celebs Go Dating,

308
00:14:19,960 --> 00:14:23,399
where, moseying in for an agency
catch-up on his date with Dotty,

309
00:14:23,400 --> 00:14:27,399
it's ex-England rugby international
beefcake James Haskell.

310
00:14:27,400 --> 00:14:29,479
Does he always walk around
with a rugby ball?

311
00:14:29,480 --> 00:14:31,799
That's like me carrying a microphone
to the office.

312
00:14:31,800 --> 00:14:33,879
Hello, Celebrity Dating Agency.

313
00:14:33,880 --> 00:14:35,959
It's James. Jimmy!

314
00:14:35,960 --> 00:14:37,799
♪ Witness the fitness

315
00:14:37,800 --> 00:14:39,439
♪ The Cruffatin liveth

316
00:14:39,440 --> 00:14:41,359
♪ One hope, one quest

317
00:14:41,360 --> 00:14:42,560
{\an8}♪ Witness the fitness... ♪

318
00:14:45,880 --> 00:14:46,920
Come in!

319
00:14:48,840 --> 00:14:52,839
Hello. Chic en marine bleu.
A vision in blue. Oh, yeah.

320
00:14:52,840 --> 00:14:53,879
I have a gift for you.

321
00:14:53,880 --> 00:14:56,399
Here we go.
Some classic ball innuendo incoming.

322
00:14:56,400 --> 00:14:59,199
Oh, I see!
It's big and it's smooth,

323
00:14:59,200 --> 00:15:00,439
and it's all yours.

324
00:15:00,440 --> 00:15:02,759
Isn't it beautiful!

325
00:15:02,760 --> 00:15:04,839
Does Tom think it's a Faberge egg?

326
00:15:04,840 --> 00:15:08,519
Gosh, what a privilege it is
to nuzzle my nostrils into

327
00:15:08,520 --> 00:15:11,119
one of James's leathery balls.

328
00:15:11,120 --> 00:15:13,279
The smell of the scrum
still lingers on it

329
00:15:13,280 --> 00:15:17,559
like morning dew on
an Etonian grubber.

330
00:15:17,560 --> 00:15:18,959
I simply must get it signed.

331
00:15:18,960 --> 00:15:20,119
Shall I toss it?

332
00:15:20,120 --> 00:15:22,639
Yes, please do. What delicate
tossing! Was that all right?

333
00:15:22,640 --> 00:15:24,039
That was perfect tossing.

334
00:15:24,040 --> 00:15:26,719
Oh, my! I can't believe you actually
trained with that ball.

335
00:15:26,720 --> 00:15:28,359
I did, yeah. In those days

336
00:15:28,360 --> 00:15:32,719
when you used to wrestle with
a hooker before 9:00. Yes, yes.

337
00:15:32,720 --> 00:15:33,959
Or a quiet Tuesday night.

338
00:15:33,960 --> 00:15:36,119
There was nothing quiet about
that night, Haskell.

339
00:15:36,120 --> 00:15:37,879
And you still owe £100, big man.

340
00:15:37,880 --> 00:15:41,759
I put, "To sexy Tom.
Always yours, James Haskell."

341
00:15:41,760 --> 00:15:42,839
And a kiss.

342
00:15:42,840 --> 00:15:44,560
Are you not gonna smell it again,
Tom?

343
00:15:47,600 --> 00:15:49,959
Back over at LWHQ,

344
00:15:49,960 --> 00:15:53,119
Anna's got a surprise in store
for Loose Lady Colleen.

345
00:15:53,120 --> 00:15:55,479
Well, the dating does continue...
I know.

346
00:15:55,480 --> 00:15:57,639
...even though you are a busy bee.

347
00:15:57,640 --> 00:15:59,799
I'm gonna leave it completely
blind for you,

348
00:15:59,800 --> 00:16:01,999
because we do have a gentleman
ready and waiting.

349
00:16:02,000 --> 00:16:04,399
Oh, I'm going now? You are going.
I'm going dating today?

350
00:16:04,400 --> 00:16:05,439
Yeah. Brilliant.

351
00:16:05,440 --> 00:16:06,919
Give her a break, Anna.

352
00:16:06,920 --> 00:16:09,559
She's just spent the morning hearing
about Janet Street-Porter's sex life.

353
00:16:09,560 --> 00:16:12,679
Coleen has this tendency to prejudge
any of her suitors

354
00:16:12,680 --> 00:16:14,359
against this checklist.

355
00:16:14,360 --> 00:16:16,839
And the problem with this -
it puts her in a negative mindset

356
00:16:16,840 --> 00:16:18,599
before she's even gone in
on the date.

357
00:16:18,600 --> 00:16:22,279
So a blind date is perfect.
It keeps the slate clean

358
00:16:22,280 --> 00:16:25,479
and it gives everybody
a fighting chance from the off.

359
00:16:25,480 --> 00:16:26,799
How do you feel about that?

360
00:16:26,800 --> 00:16:30,119
That makes me nervous,
obviously, not knowing anything.

361
00:16:30,120 --> 00:16:32,159
I mean, I could end up
sitting at someone's table

362
00:16:32,160 --> 00:16:33,599
that I think is my date
and it's not.

363
00:16:33,600 --> 00:16:34,719
How embarrassing.

364
00:16:34,720 --> 00:16:37,399
Here's a tip. Sit at the table
the cameras are pointing at.

365
00:16:37,400 --> 00:16:40,959
I'm manifesting out there,
Coleen's going to come in,

366
00:16:40,960 --> 00:16:42,279
she's gonna be beaming,

367
00:16:42,280 --> 00:16:45,839
she's gonna be literally
titty-tassels, off we go!

368
00:16:45,840 --> 00:16:48,279
Hand them out to the rest of the
Loose Women. Why not?

369
00:16:48,280 --> 00:16:50,640
Not Judi Love, though. She's got
enough pairs of her own.

370
00:16:52,880 --> 00:16:54,799
Back at the agency, and part man,

371
00:16:54,800 --> 00:16:57,959
part subwoofer James is on his way to
fill in the agents

372
00:16:57,960 --> 00:17:00,240
about his much anticipated
latest date.

373
00:17:01,320 --> 00:17:05,319
James and Dotty. Yes, yes.
What do you think?

374
00:17:05,320 --> 00:17:08,279
Seeing their
potential compatibility,

375
00:17:08,280 --> 00:17:09,839
like, this could be it.

376
00:17:09,840 --> 00:17:12,599
This could be it, yes. Come on in!

377
00:17:12,600 --> 00:17:14,279
That was a soft knock! Yeah.

378
00:17:14,280 --> 00:17:16,839
Hello. That was very gentle.

379
00:17:16,840 --> 00:17:18,119
How you doing?

380
00:17:18,120 --> 00:17:21,639
Gentle giant James had a peach of
a date with Hotty Dotty,

381
00:17:21,640 --> 00:17:23,239
despite a wobbly start.

382
00:17:23,240 --> 00:17:25,999
There's a couple of people
that I think we've got in common.

383
00:17:26,000 --> 00:17:27,999
Oh, God. They didn't put you in the
best light.

384
00:17:28,000 --> 00:17:29,039
Did they not?

385
00:17:29,040 --> 00:17:31,279
And rather taken by Dotty's digs...

386
00:17:31,280 --> 00:17:33,759
Just not down with the kids here.
Yeah.

387
00:17:33,760 --> 00:17:35,680
Also, don't say "get down with".

388
00:17:37,040 --> 00:17:38,959
Spending time with you
is such a confidence boost.

389
00:17:38,960 --> 00:17:40,799
...he was potty about Dotty.

390
00:17:40,800 --> 00:17:42,839
If you do want to do it again,
I'd definitely do it again.

391
00:17:42,840 --> 00:17:45,000
I would like to see you again, yes.
Perfect.

392
00:17:46,000 --> 00:17:47,519
How was the date with Dotty?

393
00:17:47,520 --> 00:17:50,759
Great. Really, really good.
Really nice girl.

394
00:17:50,760 --> 00:17:53,799
Very different energy
to everyone else that I dated.

395
00:17:53,800 --> 00:17:56,759
How so? What does that mean?
So, just, like, intelligence,

396
00:17:56,760 --> 00:18:00,279
confidence.
She didn't take any shit from me.

397
00:18:00,280 --> 00:18:02,399
She... She mugged me off
a couple of times.

398
00:18:02,400 --> 00:18:05,359
Very funny.
All the other dates I had were...

399
00:18:05,360 --> 00:18:06,639
They were all so nice,

400
00:18:06,640 --> 00:18:09,999
and they were all really interesting
dates and fun,

401
00:18:10,000 --> 00:18:12,959
but there probably wasn't that
initial, like, after five minutes,

402
00:18:12,960 --> 00:18:14,039
"OK, I want to do it again."

403
00:18:14,040 --> 00:18:15,959
And I had that with Dottie.

404
00:18:15,960 --> 00:18:18,759
Well, actually,
before we go to the feedback,

405
00:18:18,760 --> 00:18:21,879
how would you rate
the date from 1 to 10?

406
00:18:21,880 --> 00:18:24,239
8.5, 9. I don't think it could have
got better, really.

407
00:18:24,240 --> 00:18:25,719
Ten springs to mind.

408
00:18:25,720 --> 00:18:29,879
All right, so, "Do you think you're
a good match with James?"

409
00:18:29,880 --> 00:18:33,119
And she said,
"A good match for each other.

410
00:18:33,120 --> 00:18:34,559
"There was a lot in common.

411
00:18:34,560 --> 00:18:39,159
"Similar passions in fitness,
music, life and ambition."

412
00:18:39,160 --> 00:18:40,799
Oh, wow. Mm.

413
00:18:40,800 --> 00:18:46,519
She said, "He was less brash than
I was expecting him to be."

414
00:18:46,520 --> 00:18:48,559
He showed a softer side

415
00:18:48,560 --> 00:18:52,519
and he brought vulnerability
to the conversation.

416
00:18:52,520 --> 00:18:55,839
James, aren't you the perfect man?

417
00:18:55,840 --> 00:18:58,119
You are a skilful dater.

418
00:18:58,120 --> 00:19:00,879
Yeah, that tells it all.

419
00:19:00,880 --> 00:19:05,639
The perfect man?! This under-promise
and over-deliver thing really works.

420
00:19:05,640 --> 00:19:08,159
♪ I wanna feel like I'm alive

421
00:19:08,160 --> 00:19:12,679
♪ So let's just keep on dancing
like it's 2005... ♪

422
00:19:12,680 --> 00:19:15,679
Let's hope it also applies
to low expectations too,

423
00:19:15,680 --> 00:19:18,280
as Coleen's arriving
for her blind date with Michael.

424
00:19:23,560 --> 00:19:24,959
I'm quite nervous

425
00:19:24,960 --> 00:19:27,919
because I've never done
a completely blind date.

426
00:19:27,920 --> 00:19:30,399
No one has told me anything
about him.

427
00:19:30,400 --> 00:19:31,559
Then, in another way,
it's quite good

428
00:19:31,560 --> 00:19:34,279
because I've no
preconceived ideas.

429
00:19:34,280 --> 00:19:37,119
I'm going in quite excited, actually.

430
00:19:37,120 --> 00:19:39,079
Right, let's have a look at him, then.

431
00:19:39,080 --> 00:19:42,959
♪ Just take me where the sun's
gonna shine so bright... ♪

432
00:19:42,960 --> 00:19:46,879
What I'm looking for in a partner
would be somebody who is fun,

433
00:19:46,880 --> 00:19:49,879
lively, kind, compassionate,
energetic,

434
00:19:49,880 --> 00:19:51,279
good fun to be with.

435
00:19:51,280 --> 00:19:53,959
He seems like a nice chap.
No red flags yet.

436
00:19:53,960 --> 00:19:56,199
So, I've been playing guitar
for some time.

437
00:19:56,200 --> 00:19:58,359
Oh, bollocks.
Here's one. He's got it on his back.

438
00:19:58,360 --> 00:19:59,559
Should the occasion arise,

439
00:19:59,560 --> 00:20:03,079
it would be a pleasure
to sing to her some words.

440
00:20:03,080 --> 00:20:05,759
He knows it's a date
and not an audition, right?

441
00:20:05,760 --> 00:20:07,759
Oh, thank you so much.
My pleasure, madam.

442
00:20:07,760 --> 00:20:08,760
Thank you.

443
00:20:12,160 --> 00:20:13,959
Oh! That's very fresh.

444
00:20:13,960 --> 00:20:16,919
Not as fresh as the bars
Open Mike's about to spit.

445
00:20:16,920 --> 00:20:21,639
Hello. Hello, Colleen. Nice to meet
you. Genuinely pleased to meet you.

446
00:20:21,640 --> 00:20:24,080
Oh, good to meet you. Here at last.
Thank you.

447
00:20:25,320 --> 00:20:28,639
Oh, hello! Yes,
I never go anywhere without it.

448
00:20:28,640 --> 00:20:29,719
Really?

449
00:20:29,720 --> 00:20:31,360
Must be a nightmare
having a shit on a plane.

450
00:20:32,600 --> 00:20:35,599
Oh, how lovely!
I don't even know your name.

451
00:20:35,600 --> 00:20:39,039
Michael. Michael.
Michael Patrick. Irish?

452
00:20:39,040 --> 00:20:41,039
Dungannon. Oh, wow!

453
00:20:41,040 --> 00:20:42,879
But were you born here?

454
00:20:42,880 --> 00:20:46,359
I was actually born in Singapore.
Oh, God!

455
00:20:46,360 --> 00:20:47,759
My father was in the Air Force.

456
00:20:47,760 --> 00:20:49,959
I've been living where I am now
for about 20 years.

457
00:20:49,960 --> 00:20:51,839
Where's that? Near Stonehenge.
Yeah, yeah.

458
00:20:51,840 --> 00:20:54,639
Closest landmark. Yeah.
Can't understand why they chose

459
00:20:54,640 --> 00:20:57,759
to build Stonehenge
beside the main road...

460
00:20:57,760 --> 00:21:01,319
It's a joke, Coleen. A bad joke.

461
00:21:01,320 --> 00:21:03,159
...5,000 years ago.

462
00:21:03,160 --> 00:21:04,199
COLEEN CHUCKLES
There we go!

463
00:21:04,200 --> 00:21:06,919
This could be a long afternoon.

464
00:21:06,920 --> 00:21:09,600
So, Wiltshire, yeah.
That's miles away for me.

465
00:21:11,200 --> 00:21:15,039
OK, so, he's not tall,
he's not dark.

466
00:21:15,040 --> 00:21:20,199
He lives in Wiltshire, miles away,
and he's turned up with a guitar.

467
00:21:20,200 --> 00:21:24,119
So, I live in Staffordshire. OK.
It's beautiful countryside.

468
00:21:24,120 --> 00:21:26,240
Yeah. I'm just a homebody, really.

469
00:21:28,400 --> 00:21:30,840
OK, then.
Anyone up for a sing-song?

470
00:21:33,240 --> 00:21:34,919
♪ Feels like we're in Vegas

471
00:21:34,920 --> 00:21:37,519
♪ I wanna see your hands up... ♪

472
00:21:37,520 --> 00:21:38,599
Back at the agency,

473
00:21:38,600 --> 00:21:41,159
egg-chaser James is still
revelling in the positive

474
00:21:41,160 --> 00:21:44,839
feedback he just received
from his first date with Dotty.

475
00:21:44,840 --> 00:21:47,999
So, clearly she wants
to go on another date.

476
00:21:48,000 --> 00:21:50,199
I hope so.
But, that being said,

477
00:21:50,200 --> 00:21:52,399
we've got a mixer coming up.
What, another one?

478
00:21:52,400 --> 00:21:55,839
Yeah, another mixer coming up.
We're full of surprises, James.

479
00:21:55,840 --> 00:21:58,159
Yes.
Oh, God!

480
00:21:58,160 --> 00:21:59,319
Do I have to do the mixer?

481
00:21:59,320 --> 00:22:00,479
Because I would
like to go on another date

482
00:22:00,480 --> 00:22:01,919
with her without having to do
the mixer.

483
00:22:01,920 --> 00:22:03,959
Because also, my homework,
I'm top of the class, surely.

484
00:22:03,960 --> 00:22:05,359
It's totally up to you. But yeah,

485
00:22:05,360 --> 00:22:07,319
if you want to go on another date
with Dottie...

486
00:22:07,320 --> 00:22:09,119
I'd prefer to do that,
if I'm honest with you.

487
00:22:09,120 --> 00:22:11,239
Yes.
This is really good to see.

488
00:22:11,240 --> 00:22:14,639
Yeah. That was a great first date.

489
00:22:14,640 --> 00:22:16,399
Yes. And it seems like the second

490
00:22:16,400 --> 00:22:18,599
date could potentially
be even more amazing.

491
00:22:18,600 --> 00:22:20,679
Yeah, I hope so.
It was great to see you.

492
00:22:20,680 --> 00:22:23,159
Thank you. Yeah. Thank you.
I appreciate it.

493
00:22:23,160 --> 00:22:24,680
All right, see you later.
Bye. Bye-bye.

494
00:22:26,280 --> 00:22:27,959
He's so lovely. He is.

495
00:22:27,960 --> 00:22:30,319
He's quite a golden retriever.
Yeah, he is.

496
00:22:30,320 --> 00:22:32,399
Look at the feedback.
Yeah! Very glowing.

497
00:22:32,400 --> 00:22:34,199
He did basically play fetch
for a living.

498
00:22:34,200 --> 00:22:35,999
But if he could
lick his own balls too,

499
00:22:36,000 --> 00:22:37,160
he'd have never left the house.

500
00:22:40,200 --> 00:22:41,399
Over on her blind date,

501
00:22:41,400 --> 00:22:44,839
Coleen's attempting to see past
yet another self-imposed red flag

502
00:22:44,840 --> 00:22:47,079
with Wilshire's very own
Willie Nelson, Mike.

503
00:22:47,080 --> 00:22:48,999
He may live hundreds
of miles away, Coleen,

504
00:22:49,000 --> 00:22:50,960
but the man's brought a guitar to
a date.

505
00:22:53,600 --> 00:22:57,919
Who would be your ideal partner
or celebrity crush?

506
00:22:57,920 --> 00:22:59,400
Who's my celebrity crush?

507
00:23:00,960 --> 00:23:02,679
Apart from Coleen Nolan?

508
00:23:02,680 --> 00:23:04,559
Well played, Mike.

509
00:23:04,560 --> 00:23:06,919
Um... Shakira.

510
00:23:06,920 --> 00:23:09,679
Great shout. But what are you doing
with your finger?

511
00:23:09,680 --> 00:23:13,159
Oh, really? She's gorgeous. I nearly
met George Clooney, actually.

512
00:23:13,160 --> 00:23:15,199
Nearly meeting him means you didn't.

513
00:23:15,200 --> 00:23:17,719
Come on, Coleen,
cut the poor fella some slack.

514
00:23:17,720 --> 00:23:19,959
He's travelled
all the way from Stonehenge!

515
00:23:19,960 --> 00:23:22,999
But, see, that's the truth, though.
I shouldn't have even mentioned it.

516
00:23:23,000 --> 00:23:24,719
Yeah, you were trying to
make me go,

517
00:23:24,720 --> 00:23:25,839
"Oh, my God,
you met George Clooney!"

518
00:23:25,840 --> 00:23:28,159
But actually... you didn't.

519
00:23:28,160 --> 00:23:31,279
He's dressed very smart,
but he's not my usual type.

520
00:23:31,280 --> 00:23:34,519
And he lives so far away
and I can't be arsed.

521
00:23:34,520 --> 00:23:35,799
Bloody hell, Coleen.

522
00:23:35,800 --> 00:23:38,319
Guy Ritchie?
Yeah, he's not on my list. Who is?

523
00:23:38,320 --> 00:23:40,839
If she says Roy Walker,
you're in.

524
00:23:40,840 --> 00:23:43,439
It's like George Clooney,
Channing Tatum -

525
00:23:43,440 --> 00:23:46,160
all them lot are pretty spectacular.

526
00:23:47,480 --> 00:23:48,519
Yeah.

527
00:23:48,520 --> 00:23:51,319
Come on, Mike, you're gonna need to
up your game here.

528
00:23:51,320 --> 00:23:54,399
You...
See, you have got amazing eyes.

529
00:23:54,400 --> 00:23:55,559
Two of them.

530
00:23:55,560 --> 00:23:57,719
Say what you see, Mike.
Say what you see.

531
00:23:57,720 --> 00:24:00,120
That was Roy Walker -
for anyone under 56.

532
00:24:11,880 --> 00:24:13,879
Welcome back to Celebs Go Dating,

533
00:24:13,880 --> 00:24:16,599
where Coleen's been dreaming of
a Channing Tatum type,

534
00:24:16,600 --> 00:24:19,199
but so far hasn't seen the magic
in Mike.

535
00:24:19,200 --> 00:24:20,719
Do you want to come to Lourdes
in the summer?

536
00:24:20,720 --> 00:24:22,639
I mean, we're in Lourdes.
We have a trip from the...

537
00:24:22,640 --> 00:24:25,799
I play guitar in various churches.
Do you? My mum used to
go to Lourdes every year. No!

538
00:24:25,800 --> 00:24:28,879
Yeah, she used to go as a
handmaiden, you know, as a helper.

539
00:24:28,880 --> 00:24:31,479
So, are you religious? Yes.

540
00:24:31,480 --> 00:24:33,759
All right. Are you?

541
00:24:33,760 --> 00:24:34,839
REALLY religious?

542
00:24:34,840 --> 00:24:35,959
Well, he's hardly going to go on

543
00:24:35,960 --> 00:24:37,759
a pilgrimage to France
if he's on the fence.

544
00:24:37,760 --> 00:24:39,839
Totally committed... as a Christian.

545
00:24:39,840 --> 00:24:42,079
You're quite laid back,
really, aren't you?

546
00:24:42,080 --> 00:24:45,799
Here's the thing. I also am shy.

547
00:24:45,800 --> 00:24:49,239
Probably grew up introverted.
Oh, really?

548
00:24:49,240 --> 00:24:53,919
So I don't know if the
humour and that is a disguise.

549
00:24:53,920 --> 00:24:56,239
I do love being funny.
I like to make people laugh.

550
00:24:56,240 --> 00:24:58,959
I like people to enjoy
themselves and have a laugh.

551
00:24:58,960 --> 00:25:01,479
Well, feel free to make me laugh
whenever you want.

552
00:25:01,480 --> 00:25:03,160
Meow! Have that!

553
00:25:04,360 --> 00:25:06,359
MICHAEL SIGHS
Oh, no. I think you've broken him.

554
00:25:06,360 --> 00:25:09,919
He's super religious
and I'm really not.

555
00:25:09,920 --> 00:25:13,119
So I might have just killed this
on the spot.

556
00:25:13,120 --> 00:25:14,920
Could things get any worse?

557
00:25:16,560 --> 00:25:18,119
I would love to sing a song.

558
00:25:18,120 --> 00:25:19,599
Yes. Yes, they could.

559
00:25:19,600 --> 00:25:21,559
But it's a big deal for me.

560
00:25:21,560 --> 00:25:22,879
Well, don't do it.

561
00:25:22,880 --> 00:25:24,519
Really, Mike, please don't.

562
00:25:24,520 --> 00:25:28,120
I will sing the words
quietly over the table.

563
00:25:29,560 --> 00:25:32,959
No, you don't have to be, like,
really quiet.

564
00:25:32,960 --> 00:25:35,359
But, like, don't stand
up and be bloody Elvis

565
00:25:35,360 --> 00:25:37,159
in the middle of the restaurant...

566
00:25:37,160 --> 00:25:38,279
...because I will die.

567
00:25:38,280 --> 00:25:39,719
SOFT GUITAR CHORDS

568
00:25:39,720 --> 00:25:42,000
♪ Hey, girl from the Emerald Isle

569
00:25:44,520 --> 00:25:48,160
♪ A precious gem amongst the stones

570
00:25:49,920 --> 00:25:52,919
♪ Liquid eyes, radiant eyes... ♪

571
00:25:52,920 --> 00:25:54,319
Liquid eyes?

572
00:25:54,320 --> 00:25:59,159
♪ A treasured find to
all who are wise

573
00:25:59,160 --> 00:26:00,160
♪ Love

574
00:26:02,320 --> 00:26:03,480
♪ Loves you

575
00:26:07,240 --> 00:26:08,240
♪ Love

576
00:26:09,840 --> 00:26:11,160
♪ Loves you

577
00:26:17,160 --> 00:26:18,160
♪ Coleen! ♪

578
00:26:19,520 --> 00:26:21,559
Well, fuck me,
it's only gone and worked!

579
00:26:21,560 --> 00:26:24,279
MICHAEL EXHALES
That is so nice!

580
00:26:24,280 --> 00:26:25,559
So beautiful!

581
00:26:25,560 --> 00:26:29,039
♪ Coleen! ♪
COLEEN LAUGHS

582
00:26:29,040 --> 00:26:30,919
I haven't seen a
comeback like this since...

583
00:26:30,920 --> 00:26:32,159
Christ!

584
00:26:32,160 --> 00:26:35,200
...I don't know, he was a pretty big
one, but this is no less miraculous.

585
00:26:39,520 --> 00:26:41,879
Across town,
finally fed up with the toy boys,

586
00:26:41,880 --> 00:26:44,439
Gabby's on the lookout
for a bit of life experience

587
00:26:44,440 --> 00:26:46,199
and financial security

588
00:26:46,200 --> 00:26:48,479
on a first date with entrepreneur
Gavin...

589
00:26:48,480 --> 00:26:49,759
From Ascot!

590
00:26:49,760 --> 00:26:51,879
I'm excited
for my date tonight with Gavin.

591
00:26:51,880 --> 00:26:52,999
I know that Gavin

592
00:26:53,000 --> 00:26:55,799
is substantially older
than my previous date.

593
00:26:55,800 --> 00:26:58,639
He's 36, he's nice and tall,
6'1",

594
00:26:58,640 --> 00:27:01,519
and he seems to be a successful
business owner, apparently.

595
00:27:01,520 --> 00:27:03,759
So I'm interested to know
about more of that.

596
00:27:03,760 --> 00:27:05,519
I bet you do! Ker-ching!

597
00:27:05,520 --> 00:27:06,639
I don't know much about Gabby,

598
00:27:06,640 --> 00:27:08,839
so I'm keen to sit down and find
out a bit more about her.

599
00:27:08,840 --> 00:27:10,559
I've been single
for five years now.

600
00:27:10,560 --> 00:27:13,919
I think it's about time I met
somebody worth my while.

601
00:27:13,920 --> 00:27:15,919
♪ My pretty melody

602
00:27:15,920 --> 00:27:18,360
♪ And save that dance for me... ♪

603
00:27:20,800 --> 00:27:22,159
Thank you. Hi, how are you?

604
00:27:22,160 --> 00:27:23,359
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you.

605
00:27:23,360 --> 00:27:24,839
Nice to meet you. Gav.
Nice to meet you, Gav.

606
00:27:24,840 --> 00:27:26,159
Can I get your seat?

607
00:27:26,160 --> 00:27:27,479
Oh, thank you so much.

608
00:27:27,480 --> 00:27:30,199
Nicely done, Gavlar.
This ain't his first rodeo.

609
00:27:30,200 --> 00:27:31,399
How are you?

610
00:27:31,400 --> 00:27:33,039
I'm good, thank you. How are you?
I'm very well, darling.

611
00:27:33,040 --> 00:27:34,040
Thank you. Thank you.

612
00:27:36,040 --> 00:27:38,679
Thanks so much.
You look fabulous, by the way.

613
00:27:38,680 --> 00:27:41,199
Thank you. You look gorge.
Are you excited to be here?

614
00:27:41,200 --> 00:27:42,959
I am, yeah.
You said that, on your...

615
00:27:42,960 --> 00:27:44,839
I saw your little brief
bio thing today.

616
00:27:44,840 --> 00:27:46,559
Oh, did you see it today?

617
00:27:46,560 --> 00:27:48,439
One of the main things for me is

618
00:27:48,440 --> 00:27:50,719
where people are at
in their lives and,

619
00:27:50,720 --> 00:27:53,839
like, the life experience
and what they do.

620
00:27:53,840 --> 00:27:56,159
Yeah. I mean, I've got four
businesses, so I'm like...

621
00:27:56,160 --> 00:27:57,279
And what are they?

622
00:27:57,280 --> 00:27:58,319
She ain't messing about.

623
00:27:58,320 --> 00:28:00,119
We're gonna need
the full LinkedIn bios, please.

624
00:28:00,120 --> 00:28:02,599
So, I've got...
One's a tree surgery company. OK.

625
00:28:02,600 --> 00:28:05,359
So, I started up a landscaping
company, doing landscaping.

626
00:28:05,360 --> 00:28:07,599
Oh, my garden needs doing.
Oh, yeah? Yeah.

627
00:28:07,600 --> 00:28:09,439
I do now want to start up
a fragrance company.

628
00:28:09,440 --> 00:28:10,999
I want to do something, like,

629
00:28:11,000 --> 00:28:13,399
with aftershaves and
perfumes and things. That's cool.

630
00:28:13,400 --> 00:28:15,879
Yeah, I was a bit of a naughty boy
in school,

631
00:28:15,880 --> 00:28:20,039
so I had to sort of work for
myself and do my own things.

632
00:28:20,040 --> 00:28:22,919
I've got no GCSEs or...
Yeah, but you don't need them.

633
00:28:22,920 --> 00:28:24,199
Look at you,
you've got four businesses.

634
00:28:24,200 --> 00:28:25,399
It doesn't matter.

635
00:28:25,400 --> 00:28:28,919
He's self-made.
He's got really great values.

636
00:28:28,920 --> 00:28:31,680
He's clearly got his shit together
and I do find that attractive.

637
00:28:33,000 --> 00:28:34,559
What are you like in a
relationship?

638
00:28:34,560 --> 00:28:37,479
Jesus! She'll be asking him to do
a swab test next.

639
00:28:37,480 --> 00:28:41,519
Supportive, fun. I'm very much...

640
00:28:41,520 --> 00:28:43,159
I love to be a provider.
You know what I mean?

641
00:28:43,160 --> 00:28:45,799
It's my job as a man,
I look at it as...

642
00:28:45,800 --> 00:28:48,079
...to provide,
to make sure you're all right.

643
00:28:48,080 --> 00:28:49,319
Do you know what I mean? Mm-hm.

644
00:28:49,320 --> 00:28:51,359
Smoothly done. Keep this up and
Gabby will be

645
00:28:51,360 --> 00:28:53,600
having you sorting out
her back garden in no time.

646
00:28:57,480 --> 00:28:59,719
♪ Living in make-believe... ♪

647
00:28:59,720 --> 00:29:01,159
Meanwhile, across town,

648
00:29:01,160 --> 00:29:03,279
Lucinda's branching
into new territory

649
00:29:03,280 --> 00:29:05,279
on a second date
at an axe-throwing bar

650
00:29:05,280 --> 00:29:09,279
with real-life Viking Damian,
who also owns an axe arena.

651
00:29:09,280 --> 00:29:11,079
She might as well be going bowling
with The Big Lebowski.

652
00:29:11,080 --> 00:29:12,159
Do you know what?

653
00:29:12,160 --> 00:29:14,639
I'm really excited to see
Damo the Viking.

654
00:29:14,640 --> 00:29:17,039
There was a little bit of
a vibe last time,

655
00:29:17,040 --> 00:29:18,319
a bit of chemistry,

656
00:29:18,320 --> 00:29:22,119
and I just want to sort of
explore that a bit more.

657
00:29:22,120 --> 00:29:23,479
I'm looking forward to more time,

658
00:29:23,480 --> 00:29:24,919
some more chat
and doing some axe-throwing,

659
00:29:24,920 --> 00:29:27,119
which is my thing.
So I'm hoping I can impress,

660
00:29:27,120 --> 00:29:28,359
and I hope we're gonna have
a great time.

661
00:29:28,360 --> 00:29:30,559
This is my time now,
and I'm really hoping we're going

662
00:29:30,560 --> 00:29:32,359
to have an even better
date this time around.

663
00:29:32,360 --> 00:29:34,319
♪ Living in make-believe... ♪

664
00:29:34,320 --> 00:29:37,599
Yay! Hello! Hi!

665
00:29:37,600 --> 00:29:38,919
How are you? How are you?

666
00:29:38,920 --> 00:29:41,719
I'm excited and nervous.
Good to see you. How are you?

667
00:29:41,720 --> 00:29:43,999
I'm a bit nervous too.
Excited-nervous?

668
00:29:44,000 --> 00:29:45,759
You're going to be really good
at this and kick my butt.

669
00:29:45,760 --> 00:29:46,799
Would you like that?

670
00:29:46,800 --> 00:29:48,039
Or would you like me to give you
a chance?

671
00:29:48,040 --> 00:29:49,639
I want you to kick my butt.

672
00:29:49,640 --> 00:29:50,759
Crikey!

673
00:29:50,760 --> 00:29:52,639
No small talk.
Straight into the role play.

674
00:29:52,640 --> 00:29:54,039
Lucinda means business.

675
00:29:54,040 --> 00:29:55,999
A little touchy-feely. I love it.

676
00:29:56,000 --> 00:29:59,599
Hot diggity damn!
Damo, you're looking hot tonight.

677
00:29:59,600 --> 00:30:02,159
And there's something
really sexy about

678
00:30:02,160 --> 00:30:03,679
a guy taking charge

679
00:30:03,680 --> 00:30:05,599
that really knows
what they're doing.

680
00:30:05,600 --> 00:30:07,440
You can teach me how to axe-throw.

681
00:30:10,280 --> 00:30:11,959
So much pressure! But I got one in.

682
00:30:11,960 --> 00:30:13,999
That is a bit sexy

683
00:30:14,000 --> 00:30:17,799
that you got a
bull's eye straight-up.

684
00:30:17,800 --> 00:30:19,119
This is all you need -
is a bit of practice.

685
00:30:19,120 --> 00:30:21,159
Here we go.

686
00:30:21,160 --> 00:30:23,279
Oh, no! I'm about to take
down the building.

687
00:30:23,280 --> 00:30:25,319
I don't think you'd have any
complaints from Damo.

688
00:30:25,320 --> 00:30:26,439
He owns the competition.

689
00:30:26,440 --> 00:30:27,959
Keep going, keep going.

690
00:30:27,960 --> 00:30:29,239
No one's keeping score.

691
00:30:29,240 --> 00:30:30,840
Come on, Lu, you can do this.

692
00:30:33,040 --> 00:30:35,880
All right, stand back.
Let ZZ Chop show you how it's done.

693
00:30:40,000 --> 00:30:41,039
Oh!

694
00:30:41,040 --> 00:30:42,439
Straight in the sweet spot.

695
00:30:42,440 --> 00:30:46,999
Right, I think this is the last
throw. I believe in you. Come on.

696
00:30:47,000 --> 00:30:48,879
Do exactly what you did last time.

697
00:30:48,880 --> 00:30:50,719
Yeah, it was quite casual, wasn't
it? A little bit further back.

698
00:30:50,720 --> 00:30:51,760
That's it.

699
00:30:53,720 --> 00:30:55,079
Absolute silence from the crowd.

700
00:30:55,080 --> 00:30:56,719
Oh, she's gone two-handed.

701
00:30:56,720 --> 00:30:59,559
If she misses this,
we can say goodbye to the deposit.

702
00:30:59,560 --> 00:31:01,679
Yes! Yes! Love it!

703
00:31:01,680 --> 00:31:04,359
Feels good, right?
It does! Doesn't it feel good?

704
00:31:04,360 --> 00:31:07,239
Damo's just glad to still have his
head attached to his shoulders.

705
00:31:07,240 --> 00:31:09,840
Either way, Lucinda seems
to be liking her Viking.

706
00:31:13,920 --> 00:31:15,559
Back at the classier end of town,

707
00:31:15,560 --> 00:31:17,999
with Coleen's blind date looking
dead and buried,

708
00:31:18,000 --> 00:31:20,319
her cut-price Clooney
busted out the six string

709
00:31:20,320 --> 00:31:23,279
and it's put him right back
in the game.

710
00:31:23,280 --> 00:31:25,679
So, what...
What are you looking for?

711
00:31:25,680 --> 00:31:31,159
I would love to find somebody
to spend the rest of my life with.

712
00:31:31,160 --> 00:31:32,959
A companion to be happy with.

713
00:31:32,960 --> 00:31:35,599
Just that one. The one that,
at the end of the day,

714
00:31:35,600 --> 00:31:38,719
if you're having a bad day,
or even a good day,

715
00:31:38,720 --> 00:31:41,319
you go home and you just get a
hug off them and think,

716
00:31:41,320 --> 00:31:42,359
"Oh, it's all..."

717
00:31:42,360 --> 00:31:45,439
And they go, "It's going to be fine.
We're together."

718
00:31:45,440 --> 00:31:48,039
My only red flag is
just the distance.

719
00:31:48,040 --> 00:31:50,759
Oh, as in, from Stoke to Wiltshire,
yeah? Yeah.

720
00:31:50,760 --> 00:31:52,999
It doesn't bother me.
And for me, as well,

721
00:31:53,000 --> 00:31:54,639
it's like that special person,

722
00:31:54,640 --> 00:31:56,479
even if they're not physically
there, they're there.

723
00:31:56,480 --> 00:31:58,039
Do you understand? That bond.
They're there, yeah.

724
00:31:58,040 --> 00:31:59,680
They're at the end of a phone
or whatever.

725
00:32:02,080 --> 00:32:04,639
I really would love to see you again
and get to know better,

726
00:32:04,640 --> 00:32:05,679
honest to God.

727
00:32:05,680 --> 00:32:07,360
But you don't know
whether I'm being serious.

728
00:32:10,720 --> 00:32:12,839
So try this one on for size.

729
00:32:12,840 --> 00:32:15,479
God, not another song, Mike.
Quit whilst you're ahead.

730
00:32:15,480 --> 00:32:17,199
In a different sort of a way.

731
00:32:17,200 --> 00:32:18,479
COLEEN CHUCKLES

732
00:32:18,480 --> 00:32:19,559
Oh, there you are!

733
00:32:19,560 --> 00:32:20,759
Oh, for fuck's sake.

734
00:32:20,760 --> 00:32:22,399
I bet they love him
at prayer group.

735
00:32:22,400 --> 00:32:24,679
My eyesight's terrible.

736
00:32:24,680 --> 00:32:25,760
Would you...

737
00:32:28,480 --> 00:32:31,279
Oh, my God! Would you see me again?

738
00:32:31,280 --> 00:32:32,879
How do you see me?

739
00:32:32,880 --> 00:32:37,159
I'm not answering when you have
those stupid things on!

740
00:32:37,160 --> 00:32:38,879
Let me try them on.

741
00:32:38,880 --> 00:32:43,319
Oh, I was so hoping
you would say that.

742
00:32:43,320 --> 00:32:47,199
I like the fact that they blink.
Yes!

743
00:32:47,200 --> 00:32:50,519
Never mind liquid eyes,
they look radioactive!

744
00:32:50,520 --> 00:32:53,319
Do they suit me? They suit you.
Do they?

745
00:32:53,320 --> 00:32:55,159
They actually do. They're genius.
They're great, aren't they?

746
00:32:55,160 --> 00:32:56,639
I've never seen any
like that before.

747
00:32:56,640 --> 00:32:58,679
I mean, how can I resist?

748
00:32:58,680 --> 00:33:01,999
So, on paper, Mike isn't normally
the type I would go for.

749
00:33:02,000 --> 00:33:05,679
But he's really unique
and so entertaining.

750
00:33:05,680 --> 00:33:08,559
And, yes, he lives far away,

751
00:33:08,560 --> 00:33:11,079
but it's really hard
not to like him.

752
00:33:11,080 --> 00:33:13,439
Yes, Coleen!
She's changed her tune.

753
00:33:13,440 --> 00:33:15,079
Oh, shit, moment of truth.

754
00:33:15,080 --> 00:33:17,759
Here comes the bill.
Sink or swim, Mikey!

755
00:33:17,760 --> 00:33:20,239
Oh, yeah. Thank you. Pleasure.
I think I'll get...

756
00:33:20,240 --> 00:33:22,319
Was everything all right?
It was perfect. Thank you.

757
00:33:22,320 --> 00:33:23,999
It was gorgeous. Thank you.
Yeah, if you let me...

758
00:33:24,000 --> 00:33:25,919
No, no, I've got it. But let me...

759
00:33:25,920 --> 00:33:27,119
Are you sure? Yes.

760
00:33:27,120 --> 00:33:29,479
Go on, Mike!
He's picking up the whole tab -

761
00:33:29,480 --> 00:33:31,079
and he's up to date with his tech.

762
00:33:31,080 --> 00:33:33,719
This guy's getting more
of a catch by the second!

763
00:33:33,720 --> 00:33:35,639
Trust me. We're going in.
This might take a while.

764
00:33:35,640 --> 00:33:37,039
Thank you.
It's all good. Thank you.

765
00:33:37,040 --> 00:33:39,239
Bless you. Thank you, guys. Enjoy
your evening. Thanks very much.

766
00:33:39,240 --> 00:33:40,319
Wonderful service.

767
00:33:40,320 --> 00:33:41,959
It's a restaurant, Mike,
not a Holy Communion.

768
00:33:41,960 --> 00:33:45,599
Well, I've had a lovely, lovely
afternoon. Thank you very much.

769
00:33:45,600 --> 00:33:47,200
Same. Fantastic time.
Really enjoyed it.

770
00:33:48,520 --> 00:33:51,359
And hopefully will get
to meet you again.

771
00:33:51,360 --> 00:33:53,559
Yes, I would love to see you
again, definitely.

772
00:33:53,560 --> 00:33:55,959
- Yeah, definitely.
- Definitely.
COLEEN CHUCKLES

773
00:33:55,960 --> 00:33:56,960
Yes, please.

774
00:34:00,760 --> 00:34:01,840
Oh, OK.

775
00:34:03,320 --> 00:34:05,639
No, you didn't! That's what you do!

776
00:34:05,640 --> 00:34:07,039
♪ Would you let me stay?

777
00:34:07,040 --> 00:34:09,039
♪ Can we get away?

778
00:34:09,040 --> 00:34:10,959
♪ You were taking my heart... ♪

779
00:34:10,960 --> 00:34:12,799
I've started off thinking,

780
00:34:12,800 --> 00:34:14,279
"Oh, this is going to be
a disaster again",

781
00:34:14,280 --> 00:34:17,559
to thinking,
"I've really enjoyed myself!"

782
00:34:17,560 --> 00:34:20,199
And there's just something about
him that I really like.

783
00:34:20,200 --> 00:34:21,999
Bring the glasses next time.
Next time. Yeah.

784
00:34:22,000 --> 00:34:23,160
They're the thing that drew me in.

785
00:34:24,960 --> 00:34:27,959
And then, to end the date,
he paid the bloody bill!

786
00:34:27,960 --> 00:34:29,679
Woo-hoo!

787
00:34:29,680 --> 00:34:31,039
Bye!

788
00:34:31,040 --> 00:34:33,279
It was fantastic.
Wonderful lady.

789
00:34:33,280 --> 00:34:34,719
Fantastic occasion.

790
00:34:34,720 --> 00:34:37,919
I would absolutely love
to see Coleen again any time.

791
00:34:37,920 --> 00:34:39,439
And I got a kiss at the end!

792
00:34:39,440 --> 00:34:41,799
A cheeky little kiss.

793
00:34:41,800 --> 00:34:47,519
I'm walking away with
a little spark in my stomach.

794
00:34:47,520 --> 00:34:50,039
Well, as long as it's not
a dodgy chicken al forno,

795
00:34:50,040 --> 00:34:51,800
we have got a result for Coleen.

796
00:34:54,360 --> 00:34:55,959
Meanwhile, back over with Gab,

797
00:34:55,960 --> 00:34:59,079
so far things seem to be
heading in a positive direction

798
00:34:59,080 --> 00:35:00,800
with tree-trimming tycoon Gavin.

799
00:35:02,200 --> 00:35:03,759
Thank you.

800
00:35:03,760 --> 00:35:05,679
I might have to
bang my glasses on in a minute.

801
00:35:05,680 --> 00:35:07,879
Shit, he's not got a pair
of googly eyes and all, has he?

802
00:35:07,880 --> 00:35:09,039
Yeah. Oh, my God. Old man.

803
00:35:09,040 --> 00:35:12,679
What, so, are you long-sighted,
short-sighted? Well, I can see you.

804
00:35:12,680 --> 00:35:14,599
Oh, that's good. Yeah!

805
00:35:14,600 --> 00:35:15,600
Are you ready?

806
00:35:16,720 --> 00:35:17,959
Eugh.

807
00:35:17,960 --> 00:35:19,839
No, I'm joking!

808
00:35:19,840 --> 00:35:21,559
That bad? No!

809
00:35:21,560 --> 00:35:25,839
They look good. Let's see. No, no,
now you're making me feel silly.

810
00:35:25,840 --> 00:35:27,799
Yeah, they don't even have strings
that make them blink.

811
00:35:27,800 --> 00:35:29,799
You must feel like a right
plonker, mate.

812
00:35:29,800 --> 00:35:31,999
Gavin ticks a lot of boxes.

813
00:35:32,000 --> 00:35:33,839
I just don't have the same
initial attraction

814
00:35:33,840 --> 00:35:36,999
like I had with Joel. However,
the maturity levels are there.

815
00:35:37,000 --> 00:35:42,919
It's the first proper adult date
that I've had, and I'm enjoying it.

816
00:35:42,920 --> 00:35:48,239
What's your favourite cuisine?
I would say Italian. Pasta?

817
00:35:48,240 --> 00:35:51,679
Yeah, Italian or, like, steak.
I love pasta as well.

818
00:35:51,680 --> 00:35:54,879
I just can't eat a lot of it cos I
just balloon. It sticks to me!

819
00:35:54,880 --> 00:35:59,079
Chicken... is not good for me.
Really?

820
00:35:59,080 --> 00:36:00,559
Yeah.

821
00:36:00,560 --> 00:36:01,639
Really? I try not to eat it.

822
00:36:01,640 --> 00:36:03,519
Blimey, this IS a grown-up date.

823
00:36:03,520 --> 00:36:06,040
Next they'll be sharing tips on
heartburn and acid reflux.

824
00:36:11,360 --> 00:36:13,319
Back at the all action-date,

825
00:36:13,320 --> 00:36:15,839
and with Damo proving to Lucinda
he can handle his tool,

826
00:36:15,840 --> 00:36:17,679
they've decided to axe
the axe-throwing

827
00:36:17,680 --> 00:36:20,800
in favour of a more casual drink
at the nearest boozer.

828
00:36:25,280 --> 00:36:28,279
You've got so many strings
to your bow, if you like.

829
00:36:28,280 --> 00:36:30,919
You know, all the different things
that you do.

830
00:36:30,920 --> 00:36:34,159
Celebrant, speaker,
reality star show,

831
00:36:34,160 --> 00:36:36,839
you know, dating guru,
dating host. All these things.

832
00:36:36,840 --> 00:36:39,079
Yeah, all right, mate,
we all know how to use Wikipedia.

833
00:36:39,080 --> 00:36:41,199
But if you just had to do
one thing, or the one thing,

834
00:36:41,200 --> 00:36:42,239
what is that?

835
00:36:42,240 --> 00:36:44,959
Just to love. Just to love? Yeah.

836
00:36:44,960 --> 00:36:46,719
I think I'm just...

837
00:36:46,720 --> 00:36:49,479
I'm just a big lover.
I just want to love.

838
00:36:49,480 --> 00:36:52,839
I think life is
so much more fun with two.

839
00:36:52,840 --> 00:36:55,479
I mean, I think I say yes to
all the adventures

840
00:36:55,480 --> 00:36:59,359
because obviously I'm
a bit single and, you know...

841
00:36:59,360 --> 00:37:01,839
A bit of single or a lot single?
A little bit...

842
00:37:01,840 --> 00:37:04,159
A little bit single.
No, that is fair.

843
00:37:04,160 --> 00:37:05,439
This is feeling good.

844
00:37:05,440 --> 00:37:09,279
The chat's easy. I like his vibe.
There's something there.

845
00:37:09,280 --> 00:37:12,119
I just need to figure out
if Damo's into me.

846
00:37:12,120 --> 00:37:15,799
What are you looking for in a woman?
What's your vibe?

847
00:37:15,800 --> 00:37:17,239
What am I looking for in a woman?
Yeah.

848
00:37:17,240 --> 00:37:20,039
What's your ideal chicky babe?

849
00:37:20,040 --> 00:37:21,279
Me.

850
00:37:21,280 --> 00:37:23,879
Mm! Everything that you are?

851
00:37:23,880 --> 00:37:26,119
Me... in a woman.

852
00:37:26,120 --> 00:37:27,439
"Me in a woman"?

853
00:37:27,440 --> 00:37:29,360
Come on, Luce,
he's talking about his willy.

854
00:37:30,360 --> 00:37:32,839
DAMIEN CHUCKLES
- What do you mean?
- Me!

855
00:37:32,840 --> 00:37:34,679
What do I see in you? Me.

856
00:37:34,680 --> 00:37:35,839
Nothing like having to explain

857
00:37:35,840 --> 00:37:38,160
a joke three times to
kill your boner, eh, Damo?

858
00:37:39,760 --> 00:37:41,079
It's over your head. Don't panic.

859
00:37:41,080 --> 00:37:43,200
He must have a big one
if he's gone over her head.

860
00:37:52,520 --> 00:37:56,199
♪ I wanna see if you can dance, yeah

861
00:37:56,200 --> 00:37:58,999
♪ Cos just love the feeling... ♪

862
00:37:59,000 --> 00:38:00,919
Welcome back to Celebs Go Dating,

863
00:38:00,920 --> 00:38:03,879
where Gabs is out exploring
unchartered waters.

864
00:38:03,880 --> 00:38:06,440
She's on a date with a man
who is older than she is!

865
00:38:08,120 --> 00:38:10,319
Have you been in any other long-term
relationships before?

866
00:38:10,320 --> 00:38:13,159
Yeah.
So, I was in a 11-year relationship.

867
00:38:13,160 --> 00:38:16,959
11 years?! Yeah.
Oh, my God. Got her.

868
00:38:16,960 --> 00:38:19,639
So, I've got three kids.
You have?! Yeah.

869
00:38:19,640 --> 00:38:21,479
Whatever you do,
don't split your food out.

870
00:38:21,480 --> 00:38:23,759
Yeah, I've got three kids.
I was with her 11 years.

871
00:38:23,760 --> 00:38:25,879
OK. This is very forward.

872
00:38:25,880 --> 00:38:27,999
Would you want more kids?

873
00:38:28,000 --> 00:38:29,680
Bloody hell. Don't hold back,
Gabs.

874
00:38:34,760 --> 00:38:35,959
Yeah. I've always said I'd
be open to more.

875
00:38:35,960 --> 00:38:36,960
Oh, really? Yeah.

876
00:38:38,040 --> 00:38:39,119
Gavin's got three kids,

877
00:38:39,120 --> 00:38:40,639
and that's kind of thrown me
a little bit,

878
00:38:40,640 --> 00:38:42,959
but he is open to having more.

879
00:38:42,960 --> 00:38:44,919
On paper, he's everything that
I think that I want,

880
00:38:44,920 --> 00:38:46,799
but I just don't know.

881
00:38:46,800 --> 00:38:48,479
I think, like, the fact
that you've been in,

882
00:38:48,480 --> 00:38:50,759
like, a very long-term
relationship is, like,

883
00:38:50,760 --> 00:38:52,199
a good green flag because it means
that, like,

884
00:38:52,200 --> 00:38:53,879
I mean,
you've got three kids with someone

885
00:38:53,880 --> 00:38:56,399
you was with for 11 years, and
that's a huge commitment anyway.

886
00:38:56,400 --> 00:38:58,079
Yeah. Like, now,
when I've been dating,

887
00:38:58,080 --> 00:39:01,920
I've been very much led by
sexual chemistry, because...

888
00:39:02,960 --> 00:39:04,039
...people are hot.

889
00:39:04,040 --> 00:39:05,679
So, having these kind
of conversations,

890
00:39:05,680 --> 00:39:07,999
it gives you that, I already
thought you were attractive,

891
00:39:08,000 --> 00:39:09,679
but then having the opportunity
to get to know you,

892
00:39:09,680 --> 00:39:11,879
I'm like, "OK, yeah, this is good."
Yeah. You know?

893
00:39:11,880 --> 00:39:13,639
And then, with, like,
the maturity level. Yeah.

894
00:39:13,640 --> 00:39:15,759
Do you know what I mean?
And, yeah, you've got...

895
00:39:15,760 --> 00:39:18,520
I feel like you're very interesting
and you've got a lot...

896
00:39:19,600 --> 00:39:22,519
I feel like you've just got
a lot of experience... with life.

897
00:39:22,520 --> 00:39:23,560
Yeah. Yeah.

898
00:39:25,040 --> 00:39:29,079
♪ I need your love... ♪

899
00:39:29,080 --> 00:39:30,559
Meanwhile, back at the boozer,

900
00:39:30,560 --> 00:39:32,919
Lucinda needs
to tap into something special

901
00:39:32,920 --> 00:39:35,839
if she's to avoid the chat
with axeman Damo drying up.

902
00:39:35,840 --> 00:39:37,359
♪ I need your love

903
00:39:37,360 --> 00:39:39,479
♪ I need your... ♪

904
00:39:39,480 --> 00:39:41,199
Are you enjoying
your English beer?

905
00:39:41,200 --> 00:39:43,959
You know, it's all right. I haven't
had a beer for a long time,

906
00:39:43,960 --> 00:39:47,319
but I just thought, you know,
when in Rome.

907
00:39:47,320 --> 00:39:49,519
What's she looking around for?
The Trevi Fountain?

908
00:39:49,520 --> 00:39:51,399
I do plan to go to Rome this year, actually.

909
00:39:51,400 --> 00:39:52,439
Do you? Yeah.

910
00:39:52,440 --> 00:39:54,319
Do you know, my parents
were married in Rome.

911
00:39:54,320 --> 00:39:56,239
Really? They were married
at the Vatican.

912
00:39:56,240 --> 00:39:58,439
If I did know that,
would that be weird?

913
00:39:58,440 --> 00:39:59,760
Yeah, just a little bit.

914
00:40:03,040 --> 00:40:04,040
Um...

915
00:40:06,640 --> 00:40:09,319
Shot of limoncello, anyone?

916
00:40:09,320 --> 00:40:12,639
Oh!
It feels like it's flatlined a bit.

917
00:40:12,640 --> 00:40:15,239
And, you know,
when we get to these moments,

918
00:40:15,240 --> 00:40:17,199
I do wonder if it's me.

919
00:40:17,200 --> 00:40:19,599
I know I am a bit of
an acquired taste.

920
00:40:19,600 --> 00:40:22,120
I'm going to really have
to pull one out of the hat here.

921
00:40:23,840 --> 00:40:25,760
Shall we play a game? Yes.
What do you want to play?

922
00:40:26,760 --> 00:40:27,799
LUCINDA SIGHS

923
00:40:27,800 --> 00:40:29,479
What would be a fun game?

924
00:40:29,480 --> 00:40:32,599
Mouse Trap? Boggle? Buckaroo?

925
00:40:32,600 --> 00:40:33,880
Eye-gazing.

926
00:40:35,400 --> 00:40:38,879
Am I being therapised? No!
Maybe.

927
00:40:38,880 --> 00:40:41,999
It's just an eye-gazing.
It's called transfiguration.

928
00:40:42,000 --> 00:40:43,319
Tantra.

929
00:40:43,320 --> 00:40:45,599
Hello! Straight out of
the Kama Sutra.

930
00:40:45,600 --> 00:40:46,759
And no talking? Mm.

931
00:40:46,760 --> 00:40:48,000
Might have ruined that.
I just talked.

932
00:40:49,160 --> 00:40:52,759
What?! Is that it?! They've just got
to stare at each other?

933
00:40:52,760 --> 00:40:54,440
Sod this. I'm going for a piss, then.

934
00:41:02,280 --> 00:41:04,239
Jesus! Are they still going?

935
00:41:04,240 --> 00:41:06,880
If they've gone full Tantra,
we could be here for hours.

936
00:41:08,840 --> 00:41:10,799
Best leave them to it
and see how our Gabs

937
00:41:10,800 --> 00:41:13,519
is getting on with
garden-mower mogul Gavin,

938
00:41:13,520 --> 00:41:15,439
seemingly the mature
man she's after,

939
00:41:15,440 --> 00:41:18,159
but so far, he's yet
to cultivate any chemistry.

940
00:41:18,160 --> 00:41:19,200
Am I YOUR type?

941
00:41:21,240 --> 00:41:22,999
Very much. I love your eyes.

942
00:41:23,000 --> 00:41:25,719
I'm big on eyes and a smile.

943
00:41:25,720 --> 00:41:30,239
And again, it's your personality
that attracts me more.

944
00:41:30,240 --> 00:41:31,319
This is good, mate.

945
00:41:31,320 --> 00:41:33,079
Keep laying down that groundwork.

946
00:41:33,080 --> 00:41:36,639
Visual, you're like, "Yes!"
You're into the gym.

947
00:41:36,640 --> 00:41:38,559
You've got lovely teeth,
lovely smile.

948
00:41:38,560 --> 00:41:40,959
Keep 'em coming,
you green-fingered Romeo.

949
00:41:40,960 --> 00:41:44,280
You're career-driven.
The initial attraction is eyes.

950
00:41:45,560 --> 00:41:47,319
I'm very attracted to you.

951
00:41:47,320 --> 00:41:48,839
Mentally, visually...

952
00:41:48,840 --> 00:41:49,879
Mentally?

953
00:41:49,880 --> 00:41:50,880
Thank you.

954
00:41:53,880 --> 00:41:56,040
What's the matter, Gabs? Don't fancy
returning the compliment?

955
00:41:58,240 --> 00:42:00,439
I've tried to find
a spot with Gavin,

956
00:42:00,440 --> 00:42:02,879
but when he says how
much he likes me,

957
00:42:02,880 --> 00:42:04,879
I've realised that I just don't
feel the same.

958
00:42:04,880 --> 00:42:07,440
So I'm gonna have to find
an excuse and call it a night.

959
00:42:09,000 --> 00:42:10,599
I'm so tired.

960
00:42:10,600 --> 00:42:11,719
Brutal!

961
00:42:11,720 --> 00:42:14,239
But at his age,
I'm sure he'll understand.

962
00:42:14,240 --> 00:42:16,879
The Great Pottery Throwdown
is about to start, anyway.

963
00:42:16,880 --> 00:42:19,039
Thank you so much for dinner.
You're welcome, babes.

964
00:42:19,040 --> 00:42:21,119
Hopefully we get a date two.

965
00:42:21,120 --> 00:42:22,719
How's she going to get out
of this one?

966
00:42:22,720 --> 00:42:25,799
I, um... I can't even believe
where the time's gone, to be honest.

967
00:42:25,800 --> 00:42:28,799
Answer an entirely
different question. Crafty.

968
00:42:28,800 --> 00:42:31,359
Well, let's go. Yeah.

969
00:42:31,360 --> 00:42:33,839
I loved the conversation
with Gavin tonight,

970
00:42:33,840 --> 00:42:36,279
but I don't know if there's
a spark there.

971
00:42:36,280 --> 00:42:39,559
Yeah, the yawn in the face
would indicate there wasn't.

972
00:42:39,560 --> 00:42:43,279
And I don't know if I have time to
lose here to go on a second date.

973
00:42:43,280 --> 00:42:44,519
YOU don't have time?

974
00:42:44,520 --> 00:42:46,919
This bloke's got four businesses
to run and three kids.

975
00:42:46,920 --> 00:42:47,999
Did you have a nice time?

976
00:42:48,000 --> 00:42:49,719
I had a lovely time.
Did you? Yeah, I did.

977
00:42:49,720 --> 00:42:50,839
It was so nice to meet you.

978
00:42:50,840 --> 00:42:53,439
I feel like you're such
a nice person.

979
00:42:53,440 --> 00:42:56,559
And I feel the same.
I feel like we're very compatible.

980
00:42:56,560 --> 00:42:57,759
Yeah, it was lovely to meet you.

981
00:42:57,760 --> 00:42:59,879
You, too. And I look forward...
I... Go on.

982
00:42:59,880 --> 00:43:01,719
...to seeing you again on date two.

983
00:43:01,720 --> 00:43:02,839
See you soon, babe.

984
00:43:02,840 --> 00:43:05,559
Somehow,
she's managed to dodge it again.

985
00:43:05,560 --> 00:43:08,519
See you soon. Speak to you soon.
Bye now. Bye. Bye-bye.

986
00:43:08,520 --> 00:43:11,119
Yeah, had a really good time.
Really enjoyed it.

987
00:43:11,120 --> 00:43:12,759
Was walking out with
a massive smile on my face, so...

988
00:43:12,760 --> 00:43:14,599
HE CHUCKLES

989
00:43:14,600 --> 00:43:16,879
I feel like he would be
a good partner.

990
00:43:16,880 --> 00:43:20,719
However, it's lacking the
chemistry that I had with Joel.

991
00:43:20,720 --> 00:43:23,039
I wish I could
just blend them both together.

992
00:43:23,040 --> 00:43:25,919
Hang on, let me just chuck
that into ChatGPT.

993
00:43:25,920 --> 00:43:28,599
We want a sexy beefcake gardener.

994
00:43:28,600 --> 00:43:30,600
Uh, it's giving me Charlie Dimmock.

995
00:43:32,120 --> 00:43:34,839
♪ I just wanna vibe, be fly,
dress real nice

996
00:43:34,840 --> 00:43:36,519
♪ Do what I want to... ♪

997
00:43:36,520 --> 00:43:37,999
Time to head back to the pub to see

998
00:43:38,000 --> 00:43:41,239
if Lucinda and Damo's
tantric stare-off has conjured up

999
00:43:41,240 --> 00:43:44,999
any chemistry for our
confidence boost-needing Aussie.

1000
00:43:45,000 --> 00:43:47,039
Bloody hell! They're still going!

1001
00:43:47,040 --> 00:43:48,199
Hmm.

1002
00:43:48,200 --> 00:43:49,600
Could have gone for a dump,
as well.

1003
00:43:53,440 --> 00:43:56,080
Their eyes will look like
Coleen's date's glasses in a minute!

1004
00:44:03,320 --> 00:44:04,599
I'm gonna have to stop that now.

1005
00:44:04,600 --> 00:44:06,800
Oh, God!
I think you've blown it, Lucinda.

1006
00:44:08,160 --> 00:44:11,239
That was really good,
but we need to do that in private.

1007
00:44:11,240 --> 00:44:12,279
Mm.

1008
00:44:12,280 --> 00:44:13,879
Or HAS she?

1009
00:44:13,880 --> 00:44:15,840
There's too many distractions.
I know.

1010
00:44:18,480 --> 00:44:22,439
Hello! The Viking's going in for
a pillage.

1011
00:44:22,440 --> 00:44:24,959
♪ Just kiss me

1012
00:44:24,960 --> 00:44:27,439
♪ There's nothing left to lose

1013
00:44:27,440 --> 00:44:31,399
♪ This could be
the start of something new

1014
00:44:31,400 --> 00:44:32,999
♪ I...

1015
00:44:33,000 --> 00:44:36,639
♪ I'm falling for you

1016
00:44:36,640 --> 00:44:39,039
♪ Falling for you... ♪

1017
00:44:39,040 --> 00:44:40,720
Come on, let's go.
All right. Let's go.

1018
00:44:42,680 --> 00:44:44,199
He's quite a divine kisser.

1019
00:44:44,200 --> 00:44:46,239
He's quite delicious.

1020
00:44:46,240 --> 00:44:47,439
I think he's delightful.

1021
00:44:47,440 --> 00:44:48,799
I love his smiling eyes.

1022
00:44:48,800 --> 00:44:52,799
And he's just
quite... multidimensional.

1023
00:44:52,800 --> 00:44:55,559
There's some little
embers flicking again.

1024
00:44:55,560 --> 00:44:57,279
Aw!

1025
00:44:57,280 --> 00:44:58,879
What a lovely night!

1026
00:44:58,880 --> 00:45:01,480
Yes. I think we say goodbye now, right?

1027
00:45:06,160 --> 00:45:08,239
It has gone really well, cos I've...
DAMIAN CHUCKLES

1028
00:45:08,240 --> 00:45:09,319
I've shown her I can chuck an axe

1029
00:45:09,320 --> 00:45:12,239
and I can move my mouth,
as it were.

1030
00:45:12,240 --> 00:45:14,119
Viking checklist complete.

1031
00:45:14,120 --> 00:45:15,879
Just got to set fire to the pub now.

1032
00:45:15,880 --> 00:45:17,559
Yeah,
I'm hoping there'll be another day.

1033
00:45:17,560 --> 00:45:20,599
And, yeah, we'll see
where it goes from there.

1034
00:45:20,600 --> 00:45:21,760
Mm!

1035
00:45:25,200 --> 00:45:27,119
Aw!

1036
00:45:27,120 --> 00:45:28,160
Until next time.

1037
00:45:30,000 --> 00:45:32,079
As I'm going
on this dating journey,

1038
00:45:32,080 --> 00:45:35,639
I am giving myself permission
to feel again

1039
00:45:35,640 --> 00:45:39,879
and be close to
the dating game again.

1040
00:45:39,880 --> 00:45:41,959
And I enjoyed it.

1041
00:45:41,960 --> 00:45:43,159
Aw, good on you, Luce!

1042
00:45:43,160 --> 00:45:44,839
The agents will be proud.

1043
00:45:44,840 --> 00:45:47,159
I feel like this is a phone
conversation. "You hang up."

1044
00:45:47,160 --> 00:45:48,799
No, you hang up!
No, you... No, you hang up!

1045
00:45:48,800 --> 00:45:50,159
- You hang up.
- No, you...
LUCINDA CHUCKLES

1046
00:45:50,160 --> 00:45:52,159
Oh, God, if this is a tantric
goodbye,

1047
00:45:52,160 --> 00:45:54,480
then we better check
the Uber driver's brought his PJs.

1048
00:46:00,360 --> 00:46:03,759
{\an8}It's the return of the mixer -
or as Anna likes to call it...

1049
00:46:03,760 --> 00:46:06,519
{\an8}Stickser! Oh, a stickser!

1050
00:46:06,520 --> 00:46:10,799
But not before she gives ladies' man
PK a right royal bollocking.

1051
00:46:10,800 --> 00:46:12,039
Don't be a fuckboy.

1052
00:46:12,040 --> 00:46:14,639
And a big decision proves too much
for Gabby...

1053
00:46:14,640 --> 00:46:15,759
Can I go to the bathroom?

1054
00:46:15,760 --> 00:46:17,879
Yeah, yeah, go, go.

1055
00:46:17,880 --> 00:46:19,039
...as our celebs...

1056
00:46:19,040 --> 00:46:20,479
Abracadabra. Watch this.

1057
00:46:20,480 --> 00:46:22,679
He just said "abracadabra".
I'm obssessed with him!

1058
00:46:22,680 --> 00:46:23,719
...go...

1059
00:46:23,720 --> 00:46:25,279
Is there anybody gay here?

1060
00:46:25,280 --> 00:46:26,599
...dating.

1061
00:46:26,600 --> 00:46:28,999
I'm in love!
LAUGHTER

1062
00:46:29,000 --> 00:46:31,000
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