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This programme contains
strong language and adult humour

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I would give my left tit
to go on this date. OK!

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David's date goes off the rails...

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Are we trying to figure out who's
the tunnel and who's the train?

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No? No, no, no!

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No, no, no, no! Too much!

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...PK has a shocker...

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Have you ever kissed
on a first date?

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I don't usually kiss
on the first date. Shit.

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...and a massive plot twist...

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Ah!

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...Kerry Katona is back...

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I don't feel like I've had sex
with Paolo.

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I feel like I've been made love to.

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Slow clap.

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It's quite a lot quicker
than that, actually, Paul.

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...as our celebs...

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Do you ever get spots?

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I never really get them,
but I've got one under the skin.

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Is this the flirting
that they were training you to do?

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...go...
Have I got, like, a skin disease?

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It looks nice!

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...dating!

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Are you gonna find love?

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Well, that's the plan,
to find the next person, really,

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so we'll see, yeah.
The next person?

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The next person!

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So Hard So Hot
by Alison Goldfrapp

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Welcome to Celebs Go Dating.

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Today, the agents are already in
and prepping

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because, boy, oh, boy, have we got
a humdinger for you today.

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What's that?
Come on, Tom, tell them!

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Kerry and Paolo are coming in!

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Yay!

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Oh, yes, THE Kerry Katona and Paolo,

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who met last year at the agency.

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They fell hopelessly in love

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to become the biggest success story
this place has ever seen.

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Ten years - took your time, guys.

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What are they selling?
I mean, what do they need?

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Subscribers, Paul,
if you know what I mean.

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I think it's just a really
lovely progress report.

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And they moved in together
since last year... Yes!

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...so how has that been? Yeah.

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They have a very unique lens
to share of what it's actually like

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when a celebrity
and a non-celebrity get together.

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They're now approaching a year
together... Yes.

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...and I think we're all very
curious to know how it's working,

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and to give us the insight
on any challenges they may have had

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and how we can possibly help.

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And then also coming in -
earlier stages, but quite exciting -

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Stephen after his second date... Mm.

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...and then PK after a date.

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So, they're going to have
a lot to say, I'm quite sure.

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Yeah, they've both got very
different challenges.

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Mm-hm. Yes.

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And Stephen has been a slow burner.
Mm.

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And PK is a Bunsen burner...

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Oh, my gosh.
...and that's why I love him.

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Yeah! Yes.
Well, he's causing mayhem.

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Ooh, is someone going to
be getting a scolding

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from the old Brunson burner?

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Yes, yes.

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P-Dog's gonna be dishing
out the heat today.

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And we won't be waiting long
cos here he is.

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He was banned from Bumble,
it's PK Humble.

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DOORBELL CHIMES
Hello. Celebrity Dating Agency.

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Yeah, it's PK.

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Mr Humble.

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♪ I'll take you to the candy shop

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♪ I'll let you lick the lollipop

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♪ Go ahead, girl, and don't you stop

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{\an8}♪ Keep going till you hit the spot
Whoa... ♪

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How are you doing, Tom? I'm swell.

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How are you? Good to see you.

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Lovely to see YOU. Good to see you.

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Good to see you.
That's a heady aroma.

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Oh, yeah, I've just got
a little something on. Oh, my.

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That'll be the Lynx lower-body spray.

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Coconut and sandalwood.

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Tch-tch. Stings good!

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You should be my wingman,
you know. Mm, I should.

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But I'm saying,
if you're my wingman and we're out,

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I feel like I'll get
even more girls.

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I wouldn't bank on it.

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The last time I used Tom
as a wingman,

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I ended up in the basement
of a club called The Stink Bunker.

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Sticky floors.

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Well, I'm really excited to see PK

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because the last time I saw him,
I mean, he was a total F-boy.

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I literally said,

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"If I open a dictionary,
your face would be next to it, PK."

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PK WHISTLES

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Is he whistling? Yep.

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He's doing his old-fashioned
policeman impression again.

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KNOCKING ON DOOR
Come on in.

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Hello, hello, hello. See? Hello!

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Were you whistling out there?

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Yeah, I was.
PAUL LAUGHS

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Wow. Just having a fantastic day?

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Ooh, a sarcastic Dr T - I like it!

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Hi. It's sunny outside. Hello.

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On his last date
with sheep farmer Ellen...

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Hello. Hello, hello, hello.

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How are you? Are you all right?

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...despite a promising start...

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You smell nice.

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Thank you. So do you.

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Oh, do I, yeah? Yeah.

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...it wasn't long until
PK whipped out his flirt...

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Like that? Yeah, I do like that.

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I do like that. I want to shear you.

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...and had everyone
in the restaurant asking

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just what the flock was going on.

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You're shaving the back part.
Like here? Yeah.

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And then you're going
along the legs. OK.

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I...

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...I did try and do what
you lot said.

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Like, I was very...

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...very emotionally intelligent.

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Not sure they're buying that, PK.

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But I just weren't that interested,
that was the problem.

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Were you physically
attracted to her?

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I wasn't wowed. Right.

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What do you think SHE
thought of YOU?

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She probably thought I was
attracted to her.

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Why? Because
I'm just naturally a flirt.

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I see. So, you can't help it?

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Flirting? No.

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But I wouldn't say I led her on.

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Mate, you role played
shearing each other.

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So, we have feedback from Ellen.
Yeah. OK.

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"What did you like about PK?"

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"How confident he was."

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"What did you not like about PK?"

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"I hope that his intentions aren't
to just have a fling." Mm.

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The biggest issue that I have
with you on this date

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is you led her on.

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Mm-hm. Yeah.

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So, emotionally, she's now
thinking there's something else.

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But I feel like she's
to blame as well here.

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I feel like I'm getting too much of
the blame here.

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I think it's 50/50.

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Now, if you are not clear
about your intentions with someone

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and they misconstrue
your intentions,

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what kind of position
does that put you in?

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A bad one. A bad one.

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That's why I'm always clear.

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No, no, but, see,
you weren't clear on this.

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Now, let me even push further. Yeah.

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This is just us talking.

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Do you think as a black man,

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does that put you in an even
further precarious situation?

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100%. 100%.

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It is important for you

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to be crystal clear
with your intentions.

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You can't have anybody
misconstrue anything about you

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because you have greater liability.

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I hear you. Fair? That's fair.

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Look, flirting
can be harmless and fun,

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but for PK, as a young black man,
the stakes are different,

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and I know this personally.

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His behaviour could
be quickly misread

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and misinterpreted.

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This is the reason
why his communication

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needs to be incredibly clear.

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When it comes to love
and relationships,

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I think you're
a traditional player,

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and I think until you accept
the fact that you are a player,

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you'll never change.

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Brutal.

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When I meet someone that I feel like
I can give them that love,

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then I feel like I'll change, 100%.

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I believe that when you are armed
with the right information,

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you will make the right decisions,

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but I think you also need to have
the right motivation.

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To your point, "If I have
the right person, I'll change,"

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I think you have to realise
that what you're learning here is

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you are making yourself better
to attract the right person.

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So, it's not like the right person
shows up

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and then, all of a sudden,
boom, you know,

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you're Superman out here.

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It's you become Superman.

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Superman - Main Theme
by the City of Prague
Philharmonic Orchestra

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It's working, Paul. It's working!

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Mm.

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There you go. There you go.

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Are you ready?

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I'm feeling like I'm ready
to be responsible.

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It's just about finding
that balance of toning it down

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and not being too flirty.

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Yeah, being mature about it.

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This is good.

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Thank you very much.
All right, we'll see you.

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You just, like, can't not like him.

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Like, he's so charming.
He's charming,

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but I tell you what,
doesn't it feel like work?

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Back downstairs...

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Oh, look at him.

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He's been standing like
that for half an hour

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in desperate anticipation
for the happy couple.

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Well, let's not put it off
any longer, people.

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Cue the power ballad.

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Nothing's Gonna Stop Us Now
by Starship

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And here they are!

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It's Kerry Ka-flipping-tona
and her tiny little lover man, Paolo!

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Hi, Tom, it's Kerry AND Paolo.

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Hi, Tom. He's not in the box, Paolo.

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Ah! Oh, I don't believe it!

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Hi! Oh! Nice to see you.

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Come on. Come on. Come to me!

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Aw! Oh, hello!

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Oh, it's so satisfying to have
a couple return to the agency

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arm in arm, shrouded in a cloak
of affection.

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It reminds one that Cupid
does occasionally find his target.

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You have never looked
more beautiful.

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I think happiness
is the world's greatest beautifier.

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It is. I think that's what it is.
It is.

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It's the greatest medication of all,
being happy, isn't it? Yeah.

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Oh, my God, look at your faces!
Argh!

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Look at your countenances!

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They're carved of mother-of-pearl.

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I feel like we've lived a whole life
since we've been here.

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So much has happened.
So much has happened.

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Well, it's a whole year.
It's a long time. I know.

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And normally I'm married
and divorced by now!

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We're taking this one
a bit slower, aren't we, love?

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Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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So, I'm doing something right!

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Are you still doing all those
wildly romantic things...

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Yeah. ..and leaving blooms
and notes everywhere?

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We're trying.
Yeah. I'm very romantic.

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She does very thoughtful gestures.

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And we've got, like, bracelets

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because I go away on tour a lot,
so... Oh, my God! ..if I miss him,

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I press it and he can feel it,
and vice versa.

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What, it vibrates?!

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Yeah. Yeah, when
we're far away from each other.

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She can make you oscillate
from afar now.

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Wherever she is in the world...

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I think he means that you can
vibrate. ..she can make you vibrate.

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Yeah, well, I can make you, yeah.
Oh, well... Sh. Oh.

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I've not stopped pressing it.
Tara would love that!

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Damn right, she would.

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She's actually on
her vibrator break now...

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BUZZING
Oh.

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...cos upstairs Anna's now
joined by the Brundog

248
00:10:04,240 --> 00:10:06,919
in preparation of
the return of Kezza.

249
00:10:06,920 --> 00:10:08,559
You're in chill mode today. Yeah.

250
00:10:08,560 --> 00:10:11,039
I'm getting my last moments
of peace

251
00:10:11,040 --> 00:10:13,879
before the tornado hits the room.

252
00:10:13,880 --> 00:10:15,319
Batten down the hatches, Paul.

253
00:10:15,320 --> 00:10:17,959
Hurricane Katona is about to roll in.

254
00:10:17,960 --> 00:10:20,319
PHONE RINGS
Hello?

255
00:10:20,320 --> 00:10:22,319
Hi, T. Kerry and Paolo -

256
00:10:22,320 --> 00:10:24,079
never thought I'd be saying
that again -

257
00:10:24,080 --> 00:10:25,559
send them up, please.

258
00:10:25,560 --> 00:10:28,519
Oh, no. I want permanent custody!

259
00:10:28,520 --> 00:10:31,479
Oh! Tom, bring it in. Aw. Aw. Mm.

260
00:10:31,480 --> 00:10:33,000
Is this heaven? It is!

261
00:10:34,520 --> 00:10:36,799
Oh, gosh. Right. Tom, we love you.
Do it again!

262
00:10:36,800 --> 00:10:38,560
Please don't.
Just get up those stairs.

263
00:10:41,680 --> 00:10:43,880
Argh!

264
00:10:45,680 --> 00:10:46,959
Kerry Katona.

265
00:10:46,960 --> 00:10:48,919
Now, if you had told me
12 months ago

266
00:10:48,920 --> 00:10:52,199
that she was going to be
our standout success story,

267
00:10:52,200 --> 00:10:53,519
I wouldn't have believed you,

268
00:10:53,520 --> 00:10:56,079
but lo and behold, here they are.

269
00:10:56,080 --> 00:10:57,159
Have a seat, guys.

270
00:10:57,160 --> 00:10:58,879
Come and take a seat.

271
00:10:58,880 --> 00:11:01,719
And as agents, matching celebrities
with non-celebrities,

272
00:11:01,720 --> 00:11:03,759
it's really important
that we check in on them,

273
00:11:03,760 --> 00:11:06,479
just to see how merging
those lives is going

274
00:11:06,480 --> 00:11:09,879
and what impact it may have
had on the people around them.

275
00:11:09,880 --> 00:11:11,999
We are so excited... Yes.

276
00:11:12,000 --> 00:11:13,999
Really? ..to see you both! Yes.

277
00:11:14,000 --> 00:11:15,919
I mean, we sort of birthed you.

278
00:11:15,920 --> 00:11:17,279
Ah. You did. You did. We did.

279
00:11:17,280 --> 00:11:19,519
That sounds so wrong
on so many levels!

280
00:11:19,520 --> 00:11:21,719
I think not since
Pete Wicks and Sam Thompson...

281
00:11:21,720 --> 00:11:24,199
That's true. ..have we
birthed out of our "vagine"...

282
00:11:24,200 --> 00:11:26,639
Oh! ..another bona fide couple.

283
00:11:26,640 --> 00:11:27,959
I knew Pete Wicks would have

284
00:11:27,960 --> 00:11:30,279
got inside Anna's "vagine"
at some point.

285
00:11:30,280 --> 00:11:31,280
Sorry.

286
00:11:32,440 --> 00:11:35,159
Kerry got off to a shaky start
last year...

287
00:11:35,160 --> 00:11:38,079
Whole Again
by Atomic Kitten

288
00:11:38,080 --> 00:11:42,239
...until the agents paired her
with spunky PT toyboy Paolo...

289
00:11:42,240 --> 00:11:43,599
I've got to say to you,

290
00:11:43,600 --> 00:11:45,159
it's my favourite date so far.
Is it?

291
00:11:45,160 --> 00:11:48,559
...who started off on the right foot,
then moved up the body

292
00:11:48,560 --> 00:11:50,599
to lip lock after lip lock,

293
00:11:50,600 --> 00:11:52,759
finally making Kezza feel...

294
00:11:52,760 --> 00:11:54,399
♪ Whole again. ♪

295
00:11:54,400 --> 00:11:56,079
Thank you, Kittens.

296
00:11:56,080 --> 00:11:59,239
I'm just dead grateful
that I did this journey. Yes.

297
00:11:59,240 --> 00:12:01,999
And now I could not imagine
life without this man.

298
00:12:02,000 --> 00:12:03,999
It's been nice, hasn't it? Yeah.

299
00:12:04,000 --> 00:12:07,039
I mean, there's just so much
to unpack with you both,

300
00:12:07,040 --> 00:12:09,639
but what has been the reaction
that you've had from the public?

301
00:12:09,640 --> 00:12:11,999
Have they been rooting for you?
Massively.

302
00:12:12,000 --> 00:12:14,399
I found it really overwhelming.
Really?

303
00:12:14,400 --> 00:12:16,919
Yeah. I think
since joining the agency,

304
00:12:16,920 --> 00:12:19,719
people see me for who I really am...
Yes.

305
00:12:19,720 --> 00:12:21,039
...rather than just reading
a headline.

306
00:12:21,040 --> 00:12:22,960
And people actually watched me
fall in love.

307
00:12:24,560 --> 00:12:27,959
And the support
I've had from people,

308
00:12:27,960 --> 00:12:29,719
it's been so overwhelming

309
00:12:29,720 --> 00:12:33,680
for people to be so invested in
somebody who I've chosen to love.

310
00:12:35,160 --> 00:12:37,359
And it's been really overwhelming.

311
00:12:37,360 --> 00:12:39,120
I'm not sure how to deal with it.

312
00:12:40,280 --> 00:12:42,719
Cos it was unexpected as well.
Cos life is so good.

313
00:12:42,720 --> 00:12:44,799
It was unexpected as well,
wasn't it? It's so unbelievable

314
00:12:44,800 --> 00:12:46,439
that it scares me.

315
00:12:46,440 --> 00:12:47,999
Oh, Kezza!

316
00:12:48,000 --> 00:12:49,800
Go on, girl, you deserve it.

317
00:12:58,480 --> 00:13:01,359
Welcome back to Celebs Go Dating.

318
00:13:01,360 --> 00:13:04,719
The last celeb of the day
is about to arrive at the agency.

319
00:13:04,720 --> 00:13:07,199
It's Professor Stephen
Manderson Green,

320
00:13:07,200 --> 00:13:10,879
who's had an absolute howler with
the old toilet duck this morning

321
00:13:10,880 --> 00:13:12,279
by the looks of that top.

322
00:13:12,280 --> 00:13:13,319
Bleachy-bleachy.

323
00:13:13,320 --> 00:13:15,599
Hello. Celebrity Dating Agency.

324
00:13:15,600 --> 00:13:16,759
Hello, it's Stephen.

325
00:13:16,760 --> 00:13:18,799
Oh, Stephen!
DOOR BUZZES

326
00:13:18,800 --> 00:13:20,199
♪ Yeah, you know me

327
00:13:20,200 --> 00:13:22,599
♪ You down with OPP?
Yeah, you know me

328
00:13:22,600 --> 00:13:23,959
♪ You down with OPP?

329
00:13:23,960 --> 00:13:25,239
{\an8}♪ Yeah, you know me... ♪

330
00:13:25,240 --> 00:13:28,039
How are you doing? Oh, I'm swell.
Good to see you.

331
00:13:28,040 --> 00:13:30,199
Oh, it's really nice to see you!
Good!

332
00:13:30,200 --> 00:13:33,319
You smell lovely. Oh, thank you.

333
00:13:33,320 --> 00:13:36,399
I felt a little bit of a boy
after your own,

334
00:13:36,400 --> 00:13:40,359
"Let's go into the park
and get fit," heart,

335
00:13:40,360 --> 00:13:43,199
because I did a first
complete muscle-up.

336
00:13:43,200 --> 00:13:44,319
Have you ever done one of those?

337
00:13:44,320 --> 00:13:46,119
You've done a muscle-up?
I've never done a muscle-up.

338
00:13:46,120 --> 00:13:47,159
What the hell's a muscle-up?!

339
00:13:47,160 --> 00:13:49,119
I could only do one. Fair enough.

340
00:13:49,120 --> 00:13:51,999
But there was a Herculean trainer,
and he was very, um...

341
00:13:52,000 --> 00:13:54,079
Inspiring? Yes.

342
00:13:54,080 --> 00:13:57,519
His name's Willie,
and I like Willie's carrot.

343
00:13:57,520 --> 00:14:00,519
My trainer's called Greg
and I love his sausage roll,

344
00:14:00,520 --> 00:14:02,159
and his thick dick.

345
00:14:02,160 --> 00:14:04,639
And Willie just coaxes me
with his giant carrot,

346
00:14:04,640 --> 00:14:06,399
and he says, "You can do more.
you can do more.

347
00:14:06,400 --> 00:14:07,759
"I know you can do more."

348
00:14:07,760 --> 00:14:09,959
Let's leave that image there
and head back upstairs

349
00:14:09,960 --> 00:14:13,279
to the beautiful love story
that keeps on giving.

350
00:14:13,280 --> 00:14:14,799
We do this for a living, you know...
Yeah. Yeah.

351
00:14:14,800 --> 00:14:16,199
...so everyone always says,

352
00:14:16,200 --> 00:14:18,359
"Oh, you guys must have brilliant
marriages.

353
00:14:18,360 --> 00:14:20,159
"You must be perfect."
Ugh! It's hard!

354
00:14:20,160 --> 00:14:22,679
And you'll kind of be on a day
when someone will say that to you,

355
00:14:22,680 --> 00:14:24,879
and, you know, we've had a bloody
good argument about something...

356
00:14:24,880 --> 00:14:26,159
Yeah. Right. ..and you kind of go,

357
00:14:26,160 --> 00:14:28,039
"Oh," and it's really hard
and the pressure...

358
00:14:28,040 --> 00:14:29,879
Oh, but the kissing
and the making up...

359
00:14:29,880 --> 00:14:32,599
The intimacy. ..is... I'll be
honest, the intimacy is just...

360
00:14:32,600 --> 00:14:34,519
Kissing and making up is...
I'll say it a bit more PG!

361
00:14:34,520 --> 00:14:36,959
What do you always say?
"Fights, keep it clean in the..."?

362
00:14:36,960 --> 00:14:38,479
Keep the fights clean... Clean.

363
00:14:38,480 --> 00:14:40,079
...keep the sex dirty.
Sex dirty, exactly. Yeah.

364
00:14:40,080 --> 00:14:41,679
Love that. I kid you not...
I'm all that.

365
00:14:41,680 --> 00:14:44,279
...the intimacy is just
on another level... It's great.

366
00:14:44,280 --> 00:14:46,319
...that I've never had.
Oh, God!

367
00:14:46,320 --> 00:14:48,399
So, the sex is good... It's love.

368
00:14:48,400 --> 00:14:49,839
Yeah. It's loving sex.

369
00:14:49,840 --> 00:14:51,959
I don't feel like I've
had sex with Paolo.

370
00:14:51,960 --> 00:14:54,239
I feel like I've been made love to
every single time.

371
00:14:54,240 --> 00:14:55,479
Ooh! That's good.

372
00:14:55,480 --> 00:14:56,519
I don't feel like...

373
00:14:56,520 --> 00:14:57,679
Honestly, I...

374
00:14:57,680 --> 00:14:59,919
Slow clap. Slow clap. Slow clap.

375
00:14:59,920 --> 00:15:01,560
It's quite a lot quicker than that,
actually, Paul.

376
00:15:05,720 --> 00:15:08,399
Oh, my God, you really are
Kerry's perfect partner!

377
00:15:08,400 --> 00:15:10,719
I can't even look at them any more!
No, I know!

378
00:15:10,720 --> 00:15:12,439
All I hear is...

379
00:15:12,440 --> 00:15:15,519
PAUL CLAPS QUICKLY
Yeah, and me.

380
00:15:15,520 --> 00:15:17,759
Oh, my God!
That's all I can see now!

381
00:15:17,760 --> 00:15:19,919
QUICK CLAPPING

382
00:15:19,920 --> 00:15:21,639
Sorry, got carried away there.

383
00:15:21,640 --> 00:15:23,199
I'm proud of you for that one!

384
00:15:23,200 --> 00:15:26,479
I mean, dare we even go there?

385
00:15:26,480 --> 00:15:30,079
I mean, is there anything about
expanding your family together?

386
00:15:30,080 --> 00:15:33,039
I'd marry Kerry tomorrow.
We've already discussed that.

387
00:15:33,040 --> 00:15:35,960
I truly believe I'm going
to marry this man. 100%.

388
00:15:37,000 --> 00:15:39,120
We just have one ask on that.

389
00:15:40,280 --> 00:15:43,719
I know that Paul in particular would
love to be a pageboy.

390
00:15:43,720 --> 00:15:46,519
A page-three boy, more like.
Am I right, girls?

391
00:15:46,520 --> 00:15:49,119
I don't have a dad so you're gonna
have to walk me down the aisle.

392
00:15:49,120 --> 00:15:50,479
Oh, my God! Oh!

393
00:15:50,480 --> 00:15:51,999
I would do that in a heartbeat.
Would you?

394
00:15:52,000 --> 00:15:53,960
I've run out of people to ask.

395
00:15:55,160 --> 00:15:57,599
Oh, roasted, Brunson. Nice.

396
00:15:57,600 --> 00:15:59,439
Paul, Mr Brunson... Yes.

397
00:15:59,440 --> 00:16:01,960
...do you accept?
Will you walk Kerry down the aisle?

398
00:16:04,240 --> 00:16:06,120
Come on, P-Dog,
she was only messing.

399
00:16:07,160 --> 00:16:09,280
I would do anything
for Kerry Katona.

400
00:16:12,000 --> 00:16:14,799
What's my bloody role?
Who said you're invited?!

401
00:16:14,800 --> 00:16:16,359
You can be a bridesmaid.

402
00:16:16,360 --> 00:16:18,079
I'm so happy for Kerry.

403
00:16:18,080 --> 00:16:19,959
She is proof that
even when you think

404
00:16:19,960 --> 00:16:22,879
that the chance of true love
is off the table for you,

405
00:16:22,880 --> 00:16:25,479
when you truly work
on what matters in life,

406
00:16:25,480 --> 00:16:27,399
you can build personal strength,

407
00:16:27,400 --> 00:16:30,679
and what that strength brings to
a relationship is love,

408
00:16:30,680 --> 00:16:33,359
trust, honesty, friendship,

409
00:16:33,360 --> 00:16:35,479
and most importantly, safety,

410
00:16:35,480 --> 00:16:37,519
which is something that I believe

411
00:16:37,520 --> 00:16:39,519
Kerry has never had
in a relationship.

412
00:16:39,520 --> 00:16:40,560
Bye!

413
00:16:42,200 --> 00:16:43,519
See you later, guys. Take care.

414
00:16:43,520 --> 00:16:45,199
See you. Bye, darling.

415
00:16:45,200 --> 00:16:47,719
Oh, mate, that was amazing.
I'm drained.

416
00:16:47,720 --> 00:16:50,399
Ah, it was... Are you happy?
Yeah, 'course I am.

417
00:16:50,400 --> 00:16:51,559
Mwah. It was amazing.

418
00:16:51,560 --> 00:16:53,359
You need to get your
father-of-the-bride outfit.

419
00:16:53,360 --> 00:16:55,239
Oh, my gosh.
You know, what is a pageboy?

420
00:16:55,240 --> 00:16:56,519
I might want to be a pageboy.

421
00:16:56,520 --> 00:17:00,159
At last,
a proper agency success.

422
00:17:00,160 --> 00:17:02,400
Aw, they look quite cute, actually.

423
00:17:03,840 --> 00:17:05,759
Right, that's quite enough of
that soppy shit.

424
00:17:05,760 --> 00:17:06,920
Let's move on.

425
00:17:11,680 --> 00:17:14,159
Over to the diva that is David Potts,

426
00:17:14,160 --> 00:17:15,839
who's winging his way across London

427
00:17:15,840 --> 00:17:18,879
for a paint-your-partner
sexy second date

428
00:17:18,880 --> 00:17:20,559
with buff barber Anthony.

429
00:17:20,560 --> 00:17:21,759
Nice to meet you.
Hi, nice to meet you.

430
00:17:21,760 --> 00:17:22,919
I'm David. Oh, good to meet you.

431
00:17:22,920 --> 00:17:24,039
You're my first northern date.

432
00:17:24,040 --> 00:17:26,360
- Really?
- Yeah!
ANTHONY LAUGHS

433
00:17:28,720 --> 00:17:31,159
- You're so lovely.
- Oh!
ANTHONY LAUGHS

434
00:17:31,160 --> 00:17:32,839
Well, that was easy!

435
00:17:32,840 --> 00:17:36,159
David's now eager for a second bite
of the Anthony cherry.

436
00:17:36,160 --> 00:17:38,679
I'm actually really excited
to see Anthony again.

437
00:17:38,680 --> 00:17:40,279
We get on really well,
and he's sexy.

438
00:17:40,280 --> 00:17:42,359
Like, he's a bit of me,
do you know what I mean?

439
00:17:42,360 --> 00:17:45,119
Good, cos at his last agency debrief,

440
00:17:45,120 --> 00:17:47,399
Dr T doled out some classic advice.

441
00:17:47,400 --> 00:17:51,560
Dr Tara has told me to ask Anthony
what he's like in bed.

442
00:17:52,720 --> 00:17:54,039
How creepy is that?

443
00:17:54,040 --> 00:17:56,839
I'd have a long, hard think
about it if I were you.

444
00:17:56,840 --> 00:17:57,880
Yeah, that should do it.

445
00:18:00,400 --> 00:18:01,519
Back at the agency now,

446
00:18:01,520 --> 00:18:03,679
where love gurus Anna and Paul
are prepping

447
00:18:03,680 --> 00:18:05,359
for their catch up with Stephen,

448
00:18:05,360 --> 00:18:08,520
who's still to reach professor level
when it comes to dating.

449
00:18:11,200 --> 00:18:13,239
Hello. Stephen! Stephen.
What's happening?

450
00:18:13,240 --> 00:18:14,759
The timing is impeccable, actually.

451
00:18:14,760 --> 00:18:17,079
How are you doing? Good to see you.
Good to see you.

452
00:18:17,080 --> 00:18:19,239
Hi. Oh, it's so nice
to see you, babe.

453
00:18:19,240 --> 00:18:20,719
Nice to see you. Come and sit down.

454
00:18:20,720 --> 00:18:22,279
We know there's been a lot going on.

455
00:18:22,280 --> 00:18:23,719
There sure has.

456
00:18:23,720 --> 00:18:25,519
The professor was
successfully matched

457
00:18:25,520 --> 00:18:27,719
with radio host Clara in Tenners,

458
00:18:27,720 --> 00:18:31,039
where they enjoyed plenty of fun
in the sun at the waterpark...

459
00:18:31,040 --> 00:18:32,719
Hey. How are you?
...but on their second date

460
00:18:32,720 --> 00:18:34,999
back home in London...
Nice to see you too.

461
00:18:35,000 --> 00:18:38,119
...as Stephen edged closer
to catching some feels...

462
00:18:38,120 --> 00:18:39,959
Um, my head's spinning a bit.

463
00:18:39,960 --> 00:18:42,359
...he then ended
their date unexpectedly.

464
00:18:42,360 --> 00:18:44,480
I just need a bit of time to think.

465
00:18:46,760 --> 00:18:49,079
To give us a little bit more data,
right... Mm.

466
00:18:49,080 --> 00:18:50,999
...to work with, to help you... Yeah.

467
00:18:51,000 --> 00:18:52,919
...what happened on this last date?

468
00:18:52,920 --> 00:18:56,079
I arrived with a kind
of seriousness.

469
00:18:56,080 --> 00:18:57,999
It didn't feel as playful.
It didn't...

470
00:18:58,000 --> 00:18:59,919
It was quite still where we were.

471
00:18:59,920 --> 00:19:01,559
It felt quite intense, you know?

472
00:19:01,560 --> 00:19:04,479
We spoke about, you know,
is there any alignment?

473
00:19:04,480 --> 00:19:06,879
And Clara was like,
"Well, yeah, I guess so,"

474
00:19:06,880 --> 00:19:08,400
and then I was like,
"Oh, God, pressure."

475
00:19:10,320 --> 00:19:12,439
And it didn't feel great.

476
00:19:12,440 --> 00:19:13,999
How did the date end?

477
00:19:14,000 --> 00:19:16,239
I called the date early.

478
00:19:16,240 --> 00:19:18,080
I had to eject.

479
00:19:19,800 --> 00:19:20,960
My head was spinning.

480
00:19:22,920 --> 00:19:24,039
And, um...

481
00:19:24,040 --> 00:19:26,199
It's OK. It's just... It's hard.

482
00:19:26,200 --> 00:19:27,559
It's so... You know?

483
00:19:27,560 --> 00:19:29,519
This could be silly
and it could be fun,

484
00:19:29,520 --> 00:19:32,039
and I feel like I've been dull
as dishwater.

485
00:19:32,040 --> 00:19:33,759
Of course you're not
dull as dishwater!

486
00:19:33,760 --> 00:19:36,319
Stephen, stop that self-punishment!

487
00:19:36,320 --> 00:19:38,839
You're a man that's going through
a hell of a lot! Yeah.

488
00:19:38,840 --> 00:19:41,959
Being neurodivergent is very complex
in the dating world.

489
00:19:41,960 --> 00:19:44,239
It makes sense
why you feel like you do.

490
00:19:44,240 --> 00:19:46,039
Well, we have got some feedback.

491
00:19:46,040 --> 00:19:47,959
"What did you think about Stephen?"

492
00:19:47,960 --> 00:19:49,959
"He is super honest."

493
00:19:49,960 --> 00:19:51,679
Wow. You are. OK.

494
00:19:51,680 --> 00:19:52,759
She goes on to say,

495
00:19:52,760 --> 00:19:55,759
"I really like that
he's a bit awkward, like me,

496
00:19:55,760 --> 00:19:58,399
"and the chemistry that creates."
Right.

497
00:19:58,400 --> 00:20:01,679
Maybe it wasn't as bad
as I've been thinking.

498
00:20:01,680 --> 00:20:03,879
I mean, that's very...
That's very nice feedback.

499
00:20:03,880 --> 00:20:04,919
...very positive.

500
00:20:04,920 --> 00:20:06,759
So, you can be in the exact
same space as someone

501
00:20:06,760 --> 00:20:08,799
and have a completely
different experience of it.

502
00:20:08,800 --> 00:20:10,279
You can. Completely. Completely.

503
00:20:10,280 --> 00:20:12,879
We've definitely taken on board
what WE can do... Yes.

504
00:20:12,880 --> 00:20:15,559
...to adjust the environment
for you... Mm-hm.

505
00:20:15,560 --> 00:20:16,959
...which is really important.

506
00:20:16,960 --> 00:20:19,359
Environment is key
when it comes to dates.

507
00:20:19,360 --> 00:20:20,360
So...

508
00:20:21,760 --> 00:20:23,279
...you said you wanted
an activity date,

509
00:20:23,280 --> 00:20:24,559
you wanted something fun,

510
00:20:24,560 --> 00:20:27,399
giving you some kind
of external focus.

511
00:20:27,400 --> 00:20:30,199
Can I just say?
This bloody date, Stephen... Yeah.

512
00:20:30,200 --> 00:20:33,439
...I would give my left tit
to go on this date. OK.

513
00:20:33,440 --> 00:20:35,959
Is it a bottomless brunch
down in your local Spoons?

514
00:20:35,960 --> 00:20:39,519
You are going on a puppy playdate.

515
00:20:39,520 --> 00:20:42,479
Clara will be there as well.
She loves a puppy.

516
00:20:42,480 --> 00:20:43,959
Enjoy the pups. Will do.

517
00:20:43,960 --> 00:20:45,919
As opposed to the pussy.
There we go!

518
00:20:45,920 --> 00:20:48,319
Are we absolutely sure
he's a professor?

519
00:20:48,320 --> 00:20:50,079
Sorry, man, you've set me off now.

520
00:20:50,080 --> 00:20:52,559
Can't stop! All right, man.
It's good to see you.

521
00:20:52,560 --> 00:20:54,159
Aw, love you, mate.
Lovely to see you.

522
00:20:54,160 --> 00:20:55,639
Aw, I love you, Stephen.

523
00:20:55,640 --> 00:20:56,719
Enjoy. I'll see you
on the other side.

524
00:20:56,720 --> 00:20:57,960
See you. See you, babe.

525
00:20:59,800 --> 00:21:01,320
Thank you. Bye, darling.

526
00:21:02,600 --> 00:21:04,759
Complex guy... Yes.

527
00:21:04,760 --> 00:21:08,239
Beautifully complex.
...but brilliant. Exactly. Yes.

528
00:21:08,240 --> 00:21:11,280
Yes. And he just puts so much
pressure on himself. He does.

529
00:21:14,840 --> 00:21:18,319
And the agents are all over
this activity dating lark today

530
00:21:18,320 --> 00:21:20,719
cos David's hoping for a brush
of success

531
00:21:20,720 --> 00:21:22,879
on his painting date with Anthony.

532
00:21:22,880 --> 00:21:26,959
Look, the keen-o's already sat down
and ready to get this arty started.

533
00:21:26,960 --> 00:21:28,399
I feel like I'm back at school.

534
00:21:28,400 --> 00:21:29,879
And if you're lucky, for lunch,

535
00:21:29,880 --> 00:21:32,079
they're serving some
spotted dick and custard.

536
00:21:32,080 --> 00:21:33,879
Spotted dick!

537
00:21:33,880 --> 00:21:37,199
David has a very, very
similar personality to me.

538
00:21:37,200 --> 00:21:39,920
Very out there, very loud,
says what he thinks.

539
00:21:41,320 --> 00:21:42,719
We got on really well,

540
00:21:42,720 --> 00:21:45,680
so I'm here for round two
and let's see what happens.

541
00:21:47,360 --> 00:21:49,639
ANTHONY LAUGHS
Hello!

542
00:21:49,640 --> 00:21:51,759
Hello, you. Are you OK?
Are you OK? Yeah.

543
00:21:51,760 --> 00:21:53,599
Nice to see you. Aw.
Are you OK? Yeah.

544
00:21:53,600 --> 00:21:55,119
"Are you OK?" "Yeah, I'm OK."

545
00:21:55,120 --> 00:21:56,919
"Yeah, I'm OK." "Are you OK?"
"Yeah, I'm OK."

546
00:21:56,920 --> 00:21:59,959
You look lovely. So do you.
Aw, thank you.

547
00:21:59,960 --> 00:22:01,319
Yes, I put my best shirt on for you.

548
00:22:01,320 --> 00:22:03,479
Oh, is this the best shirt?
The best one, this one.

549
00:22:03,480 --> 00:22:05,399
Well, I've gone
for a little bit of bondage.

550
00:22:05,400 --> 00:22:07,359
I like it. The bondage
is working for me. Yeah.

551
00:22:07,360 --> 00:22:09,199
It's... Yes. Amazing. Yes.

552
00:22:09,200 --> 00:22:11,759
So, I'm going to be
your teacher today.

553
00:22:11,760 --> 00:22:13,119
Oh, love this.

554
00:22:13,120 --> 00:22:15,959
So, in front of you,
you've got three brushes,

555
00:22:15,960 --> 00:22:18,199
you've got a pencil and a rubber...

556
00:22:18,200 --> 00:22:19,879
Not that type.

557
00:22:19,880 --> 00:22:21,479
...and then...
Are we drawing each other?

558
00:22:21,480 --> 00:22:22,959
Yeah, you're going to be
painting each other.

559
00:22:22,960 --> 00:22:24,999
ANTHONY LAUGHS

560
00:22:25,000 --> 00:22:26,679
Would you like anything to drink?

561
00:22:26,680 --> 00:22:29,079
Oh, I thought you were
never going to ask!

562
00:22:29,080 --> 00:22:32,959
Please could I get a tequila,
soda, fresh lime?

563
00:22:32,960 --> 00:22:35,479
OK, no problem.
Yep, just like school, then.

564
00:22:35,480 --> 00:22:37,399
A smoothie with, like, a vodka
or something?

565
00:22:37,400 --> 00:22:38,439
Right, right, right. Yeah. OK.

566
00:22:38,440 --> 00:22:39,879
Have you ever done this before?

567
00:22:39,880 --> 00:22:41,399
Never done anything
like this before.

568
00:22:41,400 --> 00:22:42,999
OK. I'm actually scared right now.

569
00:22:43,000 --> 00:22:44,279
OK. Yeah.

570
00:22:44,280 --> 00:22:46,759
Even though I'm not really into art,

571
00:22:46,760 --> 00:22:49,599
I am definitely into Anthony.

572
00:22:49,600 --> 00:22:52,519
He is looking so slay.

573
00:22:52,520 --> 00:22:54,519
Cheers, anyway. Second date.

574
00:22:54,520 --> 00:22:56,079
Second date.
You've got to look me in the eye.

575
00:22:56,080 --> 00:22:57,839
Sorry. Cheers.

576
00:22:57,840 --> 00:22:59,359
Second date. Second date.

577
00:22:59,360 --> 00:23:01,879
OK, guys, are we ready to start?
Oh, sorry. Yeah.

578
00:23:01,880 --> 00:23:03,279
Grab your pencils. OK.

579
00:23:03,280 --> 00:23:04,759
Oh, she's helping us.

580
00:23:04,760 --> 00:23:06,759
I need a bit of movement, I think.

581
00:23:06,760 --> 00:23:08,360
So, we're gonna add a circle.

582
00:23:09,760 --> 00:23:11,319
Like, an actual circle, then?

583
00:23:11,320 --> 00:23:13,359
Yeah. Not like a face shape?
Not like a face shape, no.

584
00:23:13,360 --> 00:23:15,319
Mine's already rubbish.

585
00:23:15,320 --> 00:23:18,479
Oh, I'm doing it quite hard
and you've got quite a light touch.

586
00:23:18,480 --> 00:23:20,879
Does it need to be light?
It doesn't. It's actually OK.

587
00:23:20,880 --> 00:23:22,319
It doesn't matter?
No, it doesn't matter.

588
00:23:22,320 --> 00:23:23,759
A softer touch is needed.
I need a soft touch.

589
00:23:23,760 --> 00:23:26,759
I've got such firm grip.
ANTHONY LAUGHS

590
00:23:26,760 --> 00:23:28,119
Oh, lucky me!

591
00:23:28,120 --> 00:23:30,199
You won't be saying that
when he's treating your old fella

592
00:23:30,200 --> 00:23:31,839
like the end of a tube of toothpaste.

593
00:23:31,840 --> 00:23:33,960
SQUELCHING

594
00:23:42,280 --> 00:23:46,759
Welcome back to Celebs Go Dating,
where PK's on his way to his date...

595
00:23:46,760 --> 00:23:48,959
If I don't flirt,
it's like I'm not breathing.

596
00:23:48,960 --> 00:23:51,679
So, I'm gonna be subtle with it.

597
00:23:51,680 --> 00:23:54,559
So subtle that she's not
even gonna know that I'm doing it.

598
00:23:54,560 --> 00:23:57,599
I'm leaving Mr Wrong
in this vehicle.

599
00:23:57,600 --> 00:23:59,160
I'm bringing out Mr Right.

600
00:24:00,360 --> 00:24:01,879
...and we're checking in on James

601
00:24:01,880 --> 00:24:04,999
to see what he does when
he's not out dating the ladies.

602
00:24:05,000 --> 00:24:07,279
Hang on. On air signs?

603
00:24:07,280 --> 00:24:08,879
A man twiddling knobs?

604
00:24:08,880 --> 00:24:10,399
I recognise this setup.

605
00:24:10,400 --> 00:24:12,559
He's with fellow posh boys Alex Payne

606
00:24:12,560 --> 00:24:15,399
and almost HRH Mike Tindall

607
00:24:15,400 --> 00:24:18,199
for The Good, The Bad
& The Rugby podcast.

608
00:24:18,200 --> 00:24:20,879
Who knew rugby
was worth talking about?!

609
00:24:20,880 --> 00:24:22,919
Your life is one big game
of snakes and ladders.

610
00:24:22,920 --> 00:24:24,679
Yeah!
MIKE LAUGHS

611
00:24:24,680 --> 00:24:27,199
I reckon that is the greatest
analogy for how my life is, yes.

612
00:24:27,200 --> 00:24:29,879
Yeah, yeah,
bloody right. Rugby boy bants! Yeah!

613
00:24:29,880 --> 00:24:31,839
How are we, chaps? I'm all right.
How are you getting on?

614
00:24:31,840 --> 00:24:34,119
I'm not quite in love,
but we're doing all right.

615
00:24:34,120 --> 00:24:36,599
Are you finding this is taking you
to some quite uncomfortable places?

616
00:24:36,600 --> 00:24:37,919
Yes. It is quite
uncomfortable, yeah.

617
00:24:37,920 --> 00:24:39,639
Meeting the experts
and them sort of

618
00:24:39,640 --> 00:24:41,519
dismantling your dating style,

619
00:24:41,520 --> 00:24:43,999
and then obviously hearing
what the datees think of you...

620
00:24:44,000 --> 00:24:45,559
Yeah. ..is pretty terrifying.

621
00:24:45,560 --> 00:24:47,879
So, they are in full control?
Full control.

622
00:24:47,880 --> 00:24:49,759
So, where does it go from here?
Where are you going to end up?

623
00:24:49,760 --> 00:24:51,039
Well... Are you going to find love?

624
00:24:51,040 --> 00:24:53,159
Well, that's the plan,
to find the next person, really,

625
00:24:53,160 --> 00:24:54,519
so we'll see, yeah.
The next person?

626
00:24:54,520 --> 00:24:56,599
Well, the one. The one? The one.

627
00:24:56,600 --> 00:24:57,959
No, the next person. Yeah, the one.

628
00:24:57,960 --> 00:25:00,879
And what's on the CV of the one?
What are you actually looking for?

629
00:25:00,880 --> 00:25:03,519
Well, someone with a good level
of intelligence, good chat.

630
00:25:03,520 --> 00:25:05,079
Allows you to do
whatever you want to do.

631
00:25:05,080 --> 00:25:06,839
I've got to make some
changes myself, Michael.

632
00:25:06,840 --> 00:25:07,919
That's what we're finding out.

633
00:25:07,920 --> 00:25:09,759
What's on the list of your changes?

634
00:25:09,760 --> 00:25:11,559
Probably, um...

635
00:25:11,560 --> 00:25:13,559
Well...
LAUGHTER

636
00:25:13,560 --> 00:25:15,519
...be less selfish, maybe?
Is it only an eight-part show?

637
00:25:15,520 --> 00:25:16,919
You're gonna need
a little bit longer

638
00:25:16,920 --> 00:25:18,599
to go through all of those, I think.

639
00:25:18,600 --> 00:25:20,119
We would both love you
to settle down. Yes. Yeah.

640
00:25:20,120 --> 00:25:21,279
A little calmer.

641
00:25:21,280 --> 00:25:23,399
Well, we would like you
to find someone very special.

642
00:25:23,400 --> 00:25:24,479
Cheers, lads. Thank you. Thank you.

643
00:25:24,480 --> 00:25:25,519
Thanks for tuning in

644
00:25:25,520 --> 00:25:27,119
and we'll catch up with you
for the main show later on.

645
00:25:27,120 --> 00:25:29,039
Bye. Bye. Bye.

646
00:25:29,040 --> 00:25:31,239
And if you want to listen
to a proper podcast,

647
00:25:31,240 --> 00:25:33,159
tune in to Parenting Hell,

648
00:25:33,160 --> 00:25:36,560
which drops twice weekly across
all good platforms. Thank you.

649
00:25:37,720 --> 00:25:41,159
♪ Oh, I'm fascinated by you... ♪

650
00:25:41,160 --> 00:25:44,519
Across town now
to the man who puts the B in bronzer,

651
00:25:44,520 --> 00:25:48,440
David Potts is on his arty date
with potential Mr Right, Anthony.

652
00:25:49,560 --> 00:25:51,279
Do you know about, like,
mixing colours together?

653
00:25:51,280 --> 00:25:53,119
Cos how do I do...? Yes, I do.

654
00:25:53,120 --> 00:25:54,519
What colour are you looking for?

655
00:25:54,520 --> 00:25:55,959
50 shades of orange?

656
00:25:55,960 --> 00:25:58,919
I'm looking for a really nice
brown tan colour.

657
00:25:58,920 --> 00:26:00,719
I think it's red, green and white.

658
00:26:00,720 --> 00:26:02,639
Yeah, these are primary colours.

659
00:26:02,640 --> 00:26:03,919
How do people even learn
these things?

660
00:26:03,920 --> 00:26:05,079
Cos I've never learnt... School.

661
00:26:05,080 --> 00:26:06,839
Just a thing called school.

662
00:26:06,840 --> 00:26:08,279
It was a long time ago
since I went to school. Yeah.

663
00:26:08,280 --> 00:26:09,359
Oh, my God, it was.

664
00:26:09,360 --> 00:26:10,999
When did...?
What year did you go to school in?

665
00:26:11,000 --> 00:26:13,559
About '95.

666
00:26:13,560 --> 00:26:15,080
I was two then!

667
00:26:16,640 --> 00:26:19,239
I was two when you went
to high school. I know.

668
00:26:19,240 --> 00:26:21,839
Oh, gosh. I love that. Yeah.

669
00:26:21,840 --> 00:26:23,919
Red. Oh, that looks like
your skin tone.

670
00:26:23,920 --> 00:26:25,320
What, shit?

671
00:26:26,800 --> 00:26:30,439
This is going really well
and Anthony's fantastic company.

672
00:26:30,440 --> 00:26:32,439
Even though he is a little
bit older than me,

673
00:26:32,440 --> 00:26:36,359
I really enjoy the idea
of being with a more mature man.

674
00:26:36,360 --> 00:26:37,879
Do you like younger? Yeah, I do.

675
00:26:37,880 --> 00:26:40,679
I would never go out with anyone
my own age or older. Oh, really?

676
00:26:40,680 --> 00:26:41,719
Like, my mum said to me, like,

677
00:26:41,720 --> 00:26:43,039
"Why don't you go out
with someone older?"

678
00:26:43,040 --> 00:26:45,959
And I was like, "What, from, like,
the care home down the road?"

679
00:26:45,960 --> 00:26:47,599
Don't knock it till
you've tried it, mate.

680
00:26:47,600 --> 00:26:49,519
Last time I visited my nan
at the care home,

681
00:26:49,520 --> 00:26:51,799
the dayroom was worse than
the stink bunker -

682
00:26:51,800 --> 00:26:53,879
jigsaws and jizz everywhere.

683
00:26:53,880 --> 00:26:55,999
Cos I've got, like, a younger
energy about me...

684
00:26:56,000 --> 00:26:58,679
Yeah. ..I'd have to be
with someone younger. Mm.

685
00:26:58,680 --> 00:27:00,279
Definitely. I'm done.

686
00:27:00,280 --> 00:27:01,719
I'm done.

687
00:27:01,720 --> 00:27:04,439
Oh, shit, I don't think
David's gonna like that.

688
00:27:04,440 --> 00:27:05,599
I want to do mine first...

689
00:27:05,600 --> 00:27:08,639
OK. ..cos I feel like
mine might not measure up.

690
00:27:08,640 --> 00:27:10,519
Well, it might at primary school.

691
00:27:10,520 --> 00:27:11,640
Are you ready?

692
00:27:16,480 --> 00:27:18,360
Actually, I'm starting
to see the likeness.

693
00:27:20,200 --> 00:27:23,240
Have I got, like, a skin disease?
It looks nice!

694
00:27:25,240 --> 00:27:27,600
Am I expected to like yours now,
after that?

695
00:27:28,640 --> 00:27:30,279
All I'm seeing is axe murderer.

696
00:27:30,280 --> 00:27:31,840
Oh, my gosh.

697
00:27:33,280 --> 00:27:35,879
Yeah. It's nice.

698
00:27:35,880 --> 00:27:36,959
Is it?!

699
00:27:36,960 --> 00:27:40,479
I would say it probably looks
like someone who's about 80.

700
00:27:40,480 --> 00:27:42,920
ANTHONY LAUGHS
Not far off.

701
00:27:44,760 --> 00:27:46,519
There you go, then. Thank you.
From me to you.

702
00:27:46,520 --> 00:27:48,719
Thank you so much. You're welcome.
Are you having yours?

703
00:27:48,720 --> 00:27:50,439
I would love mine. Yeah.

704
00:27:50,440 --> 00:27:51,960
Yeah, that's going
straight in the bin.

705
00:27:53,560 --> 00:27:55,759
ANTHONY LAUGHS

706
00:27:55,760 --> 00:27:58,799
I'm just gonna pop out for a second.
OK. I need a little tinkle.

707
00:27:58,800 --> 00:28:00,959
I won't be long. See you in a sec.
See you in a sec.

708
00:28:00,960 --> 00:28:02,440
I'm not running off, don't worry.

709
00:28:03,520 --> 00:28:07,559
Oh, my God, this date is so good!

710
00:28:07,560 --> 00:28:09,799
This is absolutely fantastic,

711
00:28:09,800 --> 00:28:12,839
brilliant, amazing, stunning,
slay, sensational.

712
00:28:12,840 --> 00:28:15,279
So, so far, so good,

713
00:28:15,280 --> 00:28:18,440
but the experts have told me
to ask him a question...

714
00:28:19,760 --> 00:28:21,240
...what he's like in bed.

715
00:28:23,680 --> 00:28:25,519
♪ The work, the sweat,
the blood, the tears

716
00:28:25,520 --> 00:28:27,359
♪ I'm cooking up a fire... ♪

717
00:28:27,360 --> 00:28:29,239
Meanwhile,
on the other side of London,

718
00:28:29,240 --> 00:28:32,479
a self-proclaimed newly responsible
and toned-down PK

719
00:28:32,480 --> 00:28:34,359
is on his way for his date.

720
00:28:34,360 --> 00:28:35,919
I give it less than five minutes.

721
00:28:35,920 --> 00:28:39,879
So, the things I'm gonna find out
tonight is her interests... Yes.

722
00:28:39,880 --> 00:28:41,399
...what she likes to do... Great.

723
00:28:41,400 --> 00:28:43,879
...her values. Even better.

724
00:28:43,880 --> 00:28:46,199
I'll probably tell her to open up
her internet banking.

725
00:28:46,200 --> 00:28:47,599
Shit.

726
00:28:47,600 --> 00:28:49,799
I want transparency today.

727
00:28:49,800 --> 00:28:52,880
Starting with her mum's maiden name
and the first road she lived on.

728
00:28:54,160 --> 00:28:55,359
♪ Too hot, that's fire... ♪

729
00:28:55,360 --> 00:28:57,239
If I like her,
I will definitely kiss her.

730
00:28:57,240 --> 00:28:58,359
I'm in the mood.

731
00:28:58,360 --> 00:28:59,759
I need to buy some mint, though.

732
00:28:59,760 --> 00:29:00,919
♪ We're catching fire. ♪

733
00:29:00,920 --> 00:29:02,039
Well, you'd better hurry up,

734
00:29:02,040 --> 00:29:04,800
cos speaking of fresh,
here comes your date.

735
00:29:06,000 --> 00:29:07,599
Hold up, she looks familiar.

736
00:29:07,600 --> 00:29:10,519
Is the agents' database running
a bit low or something?

737
00:29:10,520 --> 00:29:12,920
It's DJ Viv who dated Stephen.

738
00:29:14,240 --> 00:29:17,039
There was literally a dog doing
a wee up a tree behind you, sorry.

739
00:29:17,040 --> 00:29:18,359
Nice.

740
00:29:18,360 --> 00:29:20,079
It was a lovely date.

741
00:29:20,080 --> 00:29:21,359
I think he's a really nice guy.

742
00:29:21,360 --> 00:29:24,799
But it was definitely more, I think,
friendship vibes.

743
00:29:24,800 --> 00:29:28,559
What, chatting about pissing dogs
not your thing?! Weirdo.

744
00:29:28,560 --> 00:29:31,239
So, I know I'm going on
a date with PK Humble.

745
00:29:31,240 --> 00:29:34,039
He looks like a fun guy
from what I've seen,

746
00:29:34,040 --> 00:29:37,279
so I'm hoping that this date
is a little bit flirty.

747
00:29:37,280 --> 00:29:40,599
Well, maybe, but you're dating
PK 2.0.

748
00:29:40,600 --> 00:29:43,999
He's matured, he's responsible,
and he wants to know your net worth.

749
00:29:44,000 --> 00:29:45,159
I mean, values.

750
00:29:45,160 --> 00:29:48,079
Oo-sh, oo-sh, oo-sh, oo-sh,
oo-sh, oo-sh.

751
00:29:48,080 --> 00:29:49,919
Hello. Hello, hello, hello.
How are you doing?

752
00:29:49,920 --> 00:29:51,040
I'm good. I'm Viv.

753
00:29:52,680 --> 00:29:55,039
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you too.

754
00:29:55,040 --> 00:29:56,599
Sorry, let me push...

755
00:29:56,600 --> 00:29:58,839
Let me help you out with your chair.
Oh, look at this. Gentleman.

756
00:29:58,840 --> 00:30:00,559
This is very unlike me, by the way.

757
00:30:00,560 --> 00:30:01,639
Is it? Oh, no.

758
00:30:01,640 --> 00:30:03,999
Are you introducing me to
a vibe you can't continue?

759
00:30:04,000 --> 00:30:06,239
Oh, damn. Is that what's happening?

760
00:30:06,240 --> 00:30:08,399
Yeah, normally, he'd have got you
between his legs

761
00:30:08,400 --> 00:30:09,840
and pretended to shear you by now.

762
00:30:11,000 --> 00:30:13,119
You smell amazing, by the way.
Thank you.

763
00:30:13,120 --> 00:30:16,199
So, what made you choose
going on a date with me?

764
00:30:16,200 --> 00:30:18,079
Did they show you a picture of me?
Yeah.

765
00:30:18,080 --> 00:30:19,479
Oh, so... Look at the way
you're smiling.

766
00:30:19,480 --> 00:30:21,639
Ah! You're blushing!
Am I not supposed to smile?

767
00:30:21,640 --> 00:30:24,079
No, you can smile.
No, I thought you were interesting

768
00:30:24,080 --> 00:30:25,360
and, obviously, like...

769
00:30:26,680 --> 00:30:28,239
...nice to look at, so I thought...

770
00:30:28,240 --> 00:30:30,639
You think I'm nice to look at?
I thought, "I can be free."

771
00:30:30,640 --> 00:30:31,879
The pleasure is all mine.

772
00:30:31,880 --> 00:30:33,359
Viv is looking good.

773
00:30:33,360 --> 00:30:34,919
Ten out of ten.

774
00:30:34,920 --> 00:30:36,240
This is going to be interesting.

775
00:30:37,560 --> 00:30:39,679
Have you been on other dates, then?

776
00:30:39,680 --> 00:30:41,479
How's it going?
I've been on a few dates.

777
00:30:41,480 --> 00:30:43,639
How have they been?
Move on quickly, PK.

778
00:30:43,640 --> 00:30:46,919
Er, I've been getting
in trouble quite a bit.

779
00:30:46,920 --> 00:30:48,879
Oh, no. What have you done?

780
00:30:48,880 --> 00:30:50,799
I've flirted too much.

781
00:30:50,800 --> 00:30:53,759
I wouldn't say I'm not trying
to do that today,

782
00:30:53,760 --> 00:30:58,359
but I'm trying to get to know you
before I flirt so hard.

783
00:30:58,360 --> 00:31:00,999
Why do I get the feeling
it's not flirting he's thinking of?

784
00:31:01,000 --> 00:31:02,959
I will say, you don't make it
easy for me.

785
00:31:02,960 --> 00:31:04,679
I believe in you, don't worry.
You can do this.

786
00:31:04,680 --> 00:31:06,719
So, it's, what,
serious questions today?

787
00:31:06,720 --> 00:31:08,319
Yeah. Is it that vibe? Yeah.
Like, I'm trying to get...

788
00:31:08,320 --> 00:31:09,959
I'm trying to find out
what's going on...

789
00:31:09,960 --> 00:31:12,159
OK. ..inside. OK, hit me.

790
00:31:12,160 --> 00:31:13,279
Ask me a question.

791
00:31:13,280 --> 00:31:14,599
What are your values?

792
00:31:14,600 --> 00:31:16,359
Ooh. Yeah, you see?
We're getting deep.

793
00:31:16,360 --> 00:31:18,439
This is good. My values.

794
00:31:18,440 --> 00:31:20,599
Kindness is a big one. Mm.

795
00:31:20,600 --> 00:31:22,679
Honesty. Mm.

796
00:31:22,680 --> 00:31:25,279
How honest are we talking, though?
Cos honesty hurts, you know?

797
00:31:25,280 --> 00:31:27,079
Classic player line there.

798
00:31:27,080 --> 00:31:29,199
So, just white lies here and there?

799
00:31:29,200 --> 00:31:31,839
Mm, we'll try and avoid lying
if we can.

800
00:31:31,840 --> 00:31:33,119
OK. Yes, Viv.

801
00:31:33,120 --> 00:31:34,919
Sorry. OK, so what are your values?

802
00:31:34,920 --> 00:31:35,920
Let's bring it back.

803
00:31:37,720 --> 00:31:39,479
Do you want me to be...?
I was just about to lie. No.

804
00:31:39,480 --> 00:31:41,319
I was gonna lie... No, you don't
have to do that over here.

805
00:31:41,320 --> 00:31:42,479
...but I don't have to lie

806
00:31:42,480 --> 00:31:44,039
cos we said we're going
to be honest. I think so.

807
00:31:44,040 --> 00:31:45,240
My values are...

808
00:31:46,600 --> 00:31:48,879
...family... Good, PK.

809
00:31:48,880 --> 00:31:51,359
...happiness. Well done. Mm.

810
00:31:51,360 --> 00:31:52,719
Also, I just...

811
00:31:52,720 --> 00:31:54,239
This is a bit off topic,

812
00:31:54,240 --> 00:31:57,999
but I'm looking for someone that's,
like, emotionally intelligent.

813
00:31:58,000 --> 00:31:59,719
Is he just freestyling this shit

814
00:31:59,720 --> 00:32:02,999
or has he got the agents
speaking to him in an earpiece?

815
00:32:03,000 --> 00:32:04,719
Either way, it does look like PK

816
00:32:04,720 --> 00:32:06,679
is finally showing
a different side to himself,

817
00:32:06,680 --> 00:32:08,479
thanks to the agents' advice.

818
00:32:08,480 --> 00:32:11,479
♪ Oh-oh-oh, this time... ♪

819
00:32:11,480 --> 00:32:13,079
But over on his arty date
with Anthony,

820
00:32:13,080 --> 00:32:14,239
unless I've missed something,

821
00:32:14,240 --> 00:32:17,119
David still hasn't dropped
Dr T's killer question

822
00:32:17,120 --> 00:32:19,759
to help them connect deeper.

823
00:32:19,760 --> 00:32:21,799
Stink bunker.

824
00:32:21,800 --> 00:32:25,439
Right, I've got a question
for you. OK.

825
00:32:25,440 --> 00:32:28,599
Are you ready? OK.
I am kind of cringing.

826
00:32:28,600 --> 00:32:30,199
Er... One second.

827
00:32:30,200 --> 00:32:32,559
Am I gonna cringe,
you asking me this? Oh, God.

828
00:32:32,560 --> 00:32:34,639
No, don't say YOU'RE gonna cringe.

829
00:32:34,640 --> 00:32:36,319
I know I'm gonna cringe.

830
00:32:36,320 --> 00:32:38,239
Oh, I feel cringe-y already.

831
00:32:38,240 --> 00:32:40,360
Oh, I'm not asking.
No, no, go on, please. I can't.

832
00:32:41,480 --> 00:32:42,639
Right.

833
00:32:42,640 --> 00:32:44,399
You know when I told you
I went into the agency...

834
00:32:44,400 --> 00:32:45,719
Yeah. ..the other day? OK.

835
00:32:45,720 --> 00:32:47,959
I was sat with Dr Tara.

836
00:32:47,960 --> 00:32:51,839
Dr Tara's, like, a sex expert.
Oh, OK.

837
00:32:51,840 --> 00:32:55,279
And Dr Tara gave me
a question to ask you.

838
00:32:55,280 --> 00:32:57,479
Come on, DP, spit it out.

839
00:32:57,480 --> 00:32:59,559
I can't believe I'm gonna get asked
a question from a sexpert.

840
00:32:59,560 --> 00:33:00,599
So sorry!

841
00:33:00,600 --> 00:33:01,999
Sorry, I'm cringing

842
00:33:02,000 --> 00:33:04,079
because I actually feel sick
at the thought of asking.

843
00:33:04,080 --> 00:33:05,839
One minute, I'm actually
just looking over here

844
00:33:05,840 --> 00:33:09,239
cos I can't actually directly look
you in the eye whilst I'm saying it

845
00:33:09,240 --> 00:33:10,440
cos I'm cringing!

846
00:33:11,520 --> 00:33:14,639
So... No, she basically
told me to ask you... Yeah?

847
00:33:14,640 --> 00:33:16,920
Pottsy, you can do this.

848
00:33:20,200 --> 00:33:21,719
Come on, David, spit it out.

849
00:33:21,720 --> 00:33:23,519
What are you like in a bunker?

850
00:33:23,520 --> 00:33:25,920
Rigid as a board
or a sexy little fish?

851
00:33:32,280 --> 00:33:34,599
Welcome back to Celebs Go Dating,

852
00:33:34,600 --> 00:33:38,599
where we've just left David Potts
squirming like a freshly salted slug

853
00:33:38,600 --> 00:33:41,679
as he's yet to ask the question
on everyone's lips.

854
00:33:41,680 --> 00:33:43,239
Well, Dr T's lips at least.

855
00:33:43,240 --> 00:33:46,039
Upper pair, just to clarify.
Not the pum pum.

856
00:33:46,040 --> 00:33:47,920
What are you like in bed?

857
00:33:49,480 --> 00:33:52,039
Finally! Let's get comfy for this.
CAN CLICKS OPEN

858
00:33:52,040 --> 00:33:53,080
Um...

859
00:33:55,240 --> 00:33:57,639
ANTHONY GIGGLES

860
00:33:57,640 --> 00:33:59,959
That's just such a broad question,
though, isn't it?

861
00:33:59,960 --> 00:34:01,599
I think I'd go for... Yeah.

862
00:34:01,600 --> 00:34:02,640
...punctual.

863
00:34:04,240 --> 00:34:06,759
Are we trying to figure out who's
the tunnel and who's the train?

864
00:34:06,760 --> 00:34:08,999
TRAIN TOOTS

865
00:34:09,000 --> 00:34:10,639
No? No, no, no!

866
00:34:10,640 --> 00:34:13,759
No, no, no, no! Too much! Argh!

867
00:34:13,760 --> 00:34:15,639
Yeah. No, no, we're not doing that.
Right.

868
00:34:15,640 --> 00:34:17,240
Oh, OK. I thought that's what
we were doing. Oh, my God.

869
00:34:20,840 --> 00:34:23,520
So... Sorry, it's just gone
really warm in here. Yeah.

870
00:34:25,600 --> 00:34:27,519
With a boyfriend and partner,

871
00:34:27,520 --> 00:34:29,199
I'm probably quite caring
and quite...

872
00:34:29,200 --> 00:34:30,839
Caring? Caring. That is fine.

873
00:34:30,840 --> 00:34:32,719
It's the word that's jumping
into my head. No, no, no.

874
00:34:32,720 --> 00:34:34,519
Caring is lovely.
I wanted to say caress,

875
00:34:34,520 --> 00:34:35,759
but I think that's... Caress? OK.

876
00:34:35,760 --> 00:34:38,639
...probably going a bit too far now,
so, yeah. OK, amazing.

877
00:34:38,640 --> 00:34:40,559
Yeah. What's your favourite colour?

878
00:34:40,560 --> 00:34:42,599
I thought you were gonna say,
"What's your favourite position?"

879
00:34:42,600 --> 00:34:44,159
No, I wasn't going to say that.
I was gonna say

880
00:34:44,160 --> 00:34:45,559
doggie in the mirror.

881
00:34:45,560 --> 00:34:48,279
Yes, don't get that mixed up
with doggie in the window.

882
00:34:48,280 --> 00:34:50,639
My neighbour Clive can't
look me in the eye any more.

883
00:34:50,640 --> 00:34:54,519
ANTHONY LAUGHS
OK, um... yeah.

884
00:34:54,520 --> 00:34:58,679
Thank God he wasn't put off
by Dr Tara's question.

885
00:34:58,680 --> 00:35:00,839
It's just a bit cringe-y.

886
00:35:00,840 --> 00:35:03,039
Like, this is too much
for a public setting.

887
00:35:03,040 --> 00:35:04,519
I'm paying this time. I'll pay.

888
00:35:04,520 --> 00:35:06,159
No, no, no, I paid last time.

889
00:35:06,160 --> 00:35:07,919
I should have paid.
OK, that's amazing.

890
00:35:07,920 --> 00:35:09,119
Thank you so much. Thank you.

891
00:35:09,120 --> 00:35:11,120
Do you know we actually had aprons
that we never put on?

892
00:35:14,880 --> 00:35:17,719
Well, I've had a fantastic time...
Yes.

893
00:35:17,720 --> 00:35:18,800
This looks promising.

894
00:35:19,840 --> 00:35:21,559
...and excited for date three. Yes.

895
00:35:21,560 --> 00:35:23,039
Pucker up, Davey-boy.

896
00:35:23,040 --> 00:35:24,080
What are you waiting for?

897
00:35:25,760 --> 00:35:27,759
Ooh, he looks like
he's enjoying that.

898
00:35:27,760 --> 00:35:29,119
I will see you soon.
I'll see you soon.

899
00:35:29,120 --> 00:35:30,519
Get home safe. I will.

900
00:35:30,520 --> 00:35:33,239
Take care. Bye! See you later.

901
00:35:33,240 --> 00:35:37,080
Go on, Pottsy!
Oh, my God, it went so amazing.

902
00:35:41,080 --> 00:35:42,919
So, my first time around
at the agency,

903
00:35:42,920 --> 00:35:45,399
I did make it to, like, third,
fourth, fifth date,

904
00:35:45,400 --> 00:35:47,279
but it was with one person.

905
00:35:47,280 --> 00:35:49,279
This is my only worry.

906
00:35:49,280 --> 00:35:51,959
I don't want to repeat
what I did last time -

907
00:35:51,960 --> 00:35:54,879
get too impulsive,
jump in too quick.

908
00:35:54,880 --> 00:35:57,559
But then at the same time,
I loved seeing Ant again.

909
00:35:57,560 --> 00:35:58,599
I feel like we're just going

910
00:35:58,600 --> 00:36:00,679
from strength
to strength to strength.

911
00:36:00,680 --> 00:36:03,319
You never know,
this could be the one!

912
00:36:03,320 --> 00:36:05,039
Yes, David!

913
00:36:05,040 --> 00:36:07,479
As long as your next date
is better than your artwork,

914
00:36:07,480 --> 00:36:08,760
you could be on to a winner.

915
00:36:13,960 --> 00:36:15,439
Speaking of third dates,

916
00:36:15,440 --> 00:36:19,279
Professor Green has somehow bagged
himself a third outing with Clara,

917
00:36:19,280 --> 00:36:22,319
despite doing a runner
the last time they met.

918
00:36:22,320 --> 00:36:25,679
And the agents have arranged
a doggie-cafe date

919
00:36:25,680 --> 00:36:29,599
because nothing says romance like
a sausage dog locking eyes on you

920
00:36:29,600 --> 00:36:31,879
whilst squeezing out
a little chocolate Mr Whippy.

921
00:36:31,880 --> 00:36:33,919
ROB GRUNTS AND WOOFS

922
00:36:33,920 --> 00:36:36,279
I'm looking forward to seeing Clara.
It ended a bit weirdly last time.

923
00:36:36,280 --> 00:36:38,919
I was completely out of sorts
that day.

924
00:36:38,920 --> 00:36:39,999
Hey, come here.

925
00:36:40,000 --> 00:36:42,599
{\an8}You know, I wasn't hiding from
the fact that I didn't feel myself.

926
00:36:42,600 --> 00:36:44,319
{\an8}Today will hopefully
be a bit easier.

927
00:36:44,320 --> 00:36:46,519
A bit more relaxed, less intense.

928
00:36:46,520 --> 00:36:49,000
Famous last words, isn't it?
"Yeah, it should be fine."

929
00:36:50,720 --> 00:36:53,279
Hello!
DOGS BARK

930
00:36:53,280 --> 00:36:54,759
Oh, my God!

931
00:36:54,760 --> 00:36:57,599
Let's hope cat-lover Clara
feels the same way.

932
00:36:57,600 --> 00:36:58,839
On our last date,

933
00:36:58,840 --> 00:37:01,119
I'm not entirely sure
exactly what happened.

934
00:37:01,120 --> 00:37:04,959
I know that Stephen felt quite
overwhelmed and quite emotional,

935
00:37:04,960 --> 00:37:06,719
and that he wanted to take some time

936
00:37:06,720 --> 00:37:09,799
to kind of think about things
and process things.

937
00:37:09,800 --> 00:37:11,719
That's as much as I kind of know.

938
00:37:11,720 --> 00:37:13,279
Going on a third date with someone,

939
00:37:13,280 --> 00:37:16,119
I think it is obviously
because you like them.

940
00:37:16,120 --> 00:37:17,919
And maybe there is potential
for a fourth date,

941
00:37:17,920 --> 00:37:21,639
but I think today will kind of give
both of us more clarity on that,

942
00:37:21,640 --> 00:37:24,719
and I'm hoping that by
the time I leave this date

943
00:37:24,720 --> 00:37:27,839
that maybe I have a little bit more
clarity about where he's at.

944
00:37:27,840 --> 00:37:30,239
Yeah, maybe. I just hope you've
brought some poo bags -

945
00:37:30,240 --> 00:37:31,839
for him, not the dogs.

946
00:37:31,840 --> 00:37:33,599
Hi. Hi.

947
00:37:33,600 --> 00:37:36,679
I would get up to say hi, but...
You can't right now.

948
00:37:36,680 --> 00:37:37,719
...I've been commandeered.

949
00:37:37,720 --> 00:37:39,559
Hello. How you doing?
Are you all right?

950
00:37:39,560 --> 00:37:40,879
You're not too sure about me.

951
00:37:40,880 --> 00:37:42,919
Yeah, I'm good, thank you.
How are you? Not too bad.

952
00:37:42,920 --> 00:37:44,639
You're more of a cat person
than dog, aren't you?

953
00:37:44,640 --> 00:37:46,519
Yeah, I am, but I do like dogs.
Yeah?

954
00:37:46,520 --> 00:37:48,079
This little guy... Jumped ship.

955
00:37:48,080 --> 00:37:49,839
Oh, he's jumped ship immediately!
That's it.

956
00:37:49,840 --> 00:37:52,239
I think it might be time for me
to discuss the elephant in the room,

957
00:37:52,240 --> 00:37:55,159
given the abrupt ending
the last time I saw Clara,

958
00:37:55,160 --> 00:37:57,159
and so I think it's best
that I bring it up,

959
00:37:57,160 --> 00:38:00,439
with the hope
that all goes smoothly

960
00:38:00,440 --> 00:38:02,120
and I can keep my shit together.

961
00:38:03,800 --> 00:38:05,959
How have you been? I'm good. Yeah?

962
00:38:05,960 --> 00:38:07,239
You? Yeah, I've been all right,

963
00:38:07,240 --> 00:38:08,759
a bit better than I was last time
I saw you. Really?

964
00:38:08,760 --> 00:38:10,439
Yeah. Good. Yeah. Yeah.

965
00:38:10,440 --> 00:38:12,480
It was a... It was quite intense.
DOG GROWLS

966
00:38:13,880 --> 00:38:15,399
Do you think this is
a bit more relaxing?

967
00:38:15,400 --> 00:38:18,079
DOGS BARK AND GROWL
Not for little Coco there.

968
00:38:18,080 --> 00:38:19,479
Angry little shit.

969
00:38:19,480 --> 00:38:21,639
How did you feel after
we last saw each other?

970
00:38:21,640 --> 00:38:23,199
Were you all right?
When you were like,

971
00:38:23,200 --> 00:38:24,919
"Oh, I feel like I just
need a bit of time,"

972
00:38:24,920 --> 00:38:26,879
I didn't know that you meant
you were leaving right then,

973
00:38:26,880 --> 00:38:27,999
so I was like, "OK."

974
00:38:28,000 --> 00:38:29,439
Obviously,
I was worried about you...

975
00:38:29,440 --> 00:38:31,159
OK. ..and I wanted to know
that you were OK.

976
00:38:31,160 --> 00:38:34,479
But I think it's, like, one of those
things where I really had to...

977
00:38:34,480 --> 00:38:36,119
I know it's not about me. Yeah.

978
00:38:36,120 --> 00:38:38,760
You can see that someone's not OK,
you want to make sure that they are.

979
00:38:39,760 --> 00:38:40,999
That's kind of how I felt
when I left.

980
00:38:41,000 --> 00:38:43,759
I wanted to know... Mm-hm.
...that you were OK.

981
00:38:43,760 --> 00:38:45,839
Because it did feel
abrupt afterwards,

982
00:38:45,840 --> 00:38:47,639
and I was just like,
"God, why did I get so intense?"

983
00:38:47,640 --> 00:38:50,520
It is quite an intense process.
It is intense, isn't it?

984
00:38:51,800 --> 00:38:53,120
And it was so quiet and still.

985
00:38:54,600 --> 00:38:56,159
And it feels quiet
and still again...

986
00:38:56,160 --> 00:38:57,879
Yeah. ..now the dogs
have stopped barking.

987
00:38:57,880 --> 00:38:59,279
Oh, no, it looks like
we're losing him.

988
00:38:59,280 --> 00:39:01,679
Quick, someone get a yappy
little furball in there, quick.

989
00:39:01,680 --> 00:39:03,719
DOG GROWLS
Thank you.

990
00:39:03,720 --> 00:39:06,719
♪ She's such a bad girl... ♪

991
00:39:06,720 --> 00:39:11,279
Across town, the newly improved PK
is all in with his date, Viv,

992
00:39:11,280 --> 00:39:13,479
and seems to be winning her over.

993
00:39:13,480 --> 00:39:15,559
I haven't asked you much
about your dating life.

994
00:39:15,560 --> 00:39:17,959
When's the last time
you went on a date?

995
00:39:17,960 --> 00:39:20,599
So, the last time
I went on a date was...

996
00:39:20,600 --> 00:39:24,959
It was a couple of weeks ago
with someone else from the agency.

997
00:39:24,960 --> 00:39:27,399
Argh! Er, are you all right, PK?

998
00:39:27,400 --> 00:39:28,920
Don't do that!

999
00:39:30,120 --> 00:39:31,120
Don't do...!

1000
00:39:32,240 --> 00:39:33,680
Don't do that!

1001
00:39:35,520 --> 00:39:37,600
I went on a date with Stephen...

1002
00:39:40,080 --> 00:39:43,119
...but it was definitely
more friendship vibes,

1003
00:39:43,120 --> 00:39:46,199
and that's why I'm here today.
Yeah, that's wrapped.

1004
00:39:46,200 --> 00:39:47,759
What's wra...?
Me and you? Are we done?

1005
00:39:47,760 --> 00:39:50,159
That's wrapped.
Really? Why is that, then?

1006
00:39:50,160 --> 00:39:51,239
That's a rattler.

1007
00:39:51,240 --> 00:39:53,679
Mate, she went on a date
and nothing happened.

1008
00:39:53,680 --> 00:39:54,680
What's the problem?!

1009
00:39:55,800 --> 00:39:56,800
Why?

1010
00:39:57,960 --> 00:39:59,879
Cos I feel like... transparency.

1011
00:39:59,880 --> 00:40:03,199
She's being more transparent than
a nudist in a greenhouse, mate.

1012
00:40:03,200 --> 00:40:04,639
Get over it.

1013
00:40:04,640 --> 00:40:07,119
You're probably aware
that I know Stephen, no? No.

1014
00:40:07,120 --> 00:40:09,679
You didn't think...?
What am I supposed to say?

1015
00:40:09,680 --> 00:40:12,399
"Hi, PK, lovely to meet you.
I went on a date with Stephen."

1016
00:40:12,400 --> 00:40:14,119
Nah, but you could have
just slipped it in.

1017
00:40:14,120 --> 00:40:16,799
I don't think it matters
who we've dated before.

1018
00:40:16,800 --> 00:40:18,599
I'm willing to overlook the fact

1019
00:40:18,600 --> 00:40:20,559
that you're dating
other people right now,

1020
00:40:20,560 --> 00:40:22,599
and I think you should give me
a pass as well,

1021
00:40:22,600 --> 00:40:25,879
because I went on a date -
who doesn't go on dates?

1022
00:40:25,880 --> 00:40:28,159
Didn't work out,
so I'm here with you.

1023
00:40:28,160 --> 00:40:30,759
Oof! PK humbled.

1024
00:40:30,760 --> 00:40:33,999
♪ And they called it puppy love... ♪

1025
00:40:34,000 --> 00:40:36,159
SQUELCHING

1026
00:40:36,160 --> 00:40:37,999
Over at the doggie cafe,

1027
00:40:38,000 --> 00:40:41,959
Professor Green is blissfully unaware
of the grief he's causing PK

1028
00:40:41,960 --> 00:40:44,719
cos he's finally turning on
the charm for Clara.

1029
00:40:44,720 --> 00:40:46,119
Do you ever get spots?

1030
00:40:46,120 --> 00:40:48,119
I never really get them,
but I've got one under the skin

1031
00:40:48,120 --> 00:40:50,799
and it's so painful
and it's making my nose itch.

1032
00:40:50,800 --> 00:40:53,079
Oh, Prof. Mate, this ain't good chat.

1033
00:40:53,080 --> 00:40:54,840
Is this the flirting that
they were training you to do?

1034
00:40:57,400 --> 00:41:00,200
Did I just say that?
Yes, you did, Stephen.

1035
00:41:01,440 --> 00:41:03,519
I wanted to ask you, or, like,

1036
00:41:03,520 --> 00:41:05,959
tell you how I kind
of feel about you...

1037
00:41:05,960 --> 00:41:09,799
Yeah. ..and then see if
you're kind of feeling the same.

1038
00:41:09,800 --> 00:41:11,039
Yeah.

1039
00:41:11,040 --> 00:41:14,799
So, I think, for me, obviously,
I like you,

1040
00:41:14,800 --> 00:41:17,519
I find you attractive,
I find you interesting.

1041
00:41:17,520 --> 00:41:20,719
Even the kind of, like... the little
rollercoaster-y bit.

1042
00:41:20,720 --> 00:41:24,199
Yeah, I guess that's where
I'm at. Yeah.

1043
00:41:24,200 --> 00:41:26,239
I like spending time with you,

1044
00:41:26,240 --> 00:41:28,399
I like you.
I think you're attractive.

1045
00:41:28,400 --> 00:41:30,159
Come on, Steve-o. You can do this.

1046
00:41:30,160 --> 00:41:32,639
GROWLING

1047
00:41:32,640 --> 00:41:33,759
That wasn't me.

1048
00:41:33,760 --> 00:41:36,319
Pipe down, Fritz. It's crunch time.
DOG WHIMPERS

1049
00:41:36,320 --> 00:41:39,319
I mean, if you're happy
with the pace things are at,

1050
00:41:39,320 --> 00:41:41,679
you know, I'd like to see you again.

1051
00:41:41,680 --> 00:41:44,199
Yes! Well done, mate!

1052
00:41:44,200 --> 00:41:45,759
I just want to do things
differently.

1053
00:41:45,760 --> 00:41:48,959
The one thing that I definitely
need is patience.

1054
00:41:48,960 --> 00:41:51,039
Yeah.
DOG GROWLS

1055
00:41:51,040 --> 00:41:54,479
CLARA LAUGHS
Oh, is it? Oh, is it?

1056
00:41:54,480 --> 00:41:55,839
Don't lick my mouth.

1057
00:41:55,840 --> 00:41:58,199
Shall we get out of dogland?

1058
00:41:58,200 --> 00:42:00,559
To be fair, you were more
involved with the dogs than me.

1059
00:42:00,560 --> 00:42:01,679
You're more hands-on.

1060
00:42:01,680 --> 00:42:02,839
On our date today,

1061
00:42:02,840 --> 00:42:06,039
Stephen seemed really chilled,
really relaxed...

1062
00:42:06,040 --> 00:42:08,719
DOG WHIMPERS
...and, yeah, just, like,

1063
00:42:08,720 --> 00:42:11,679
in a really... I don't know.
Like, in a good place

1064
00:42:11,680 --> 00:42:14,279
and, yeah, it just felt easy.

1065
00:42:14,280 --> 00:42:16,639
Hello, mate. Hiya. Is it all right
if I pay for our drinks, please?

1066
00:42:16,640 --> 00:42:18,239
Absolutely.
Did you enjoy your session?

1067
00:42:18,240 --> 00:42:19,839
Yeah, it was great.
Did indeed, yeah.

1068
00:42:19,840 --> 00:42:21,799
Lovely. Very cute. There you go.

1069
00:42:21,800 --> 00:42:23,359
Sweet. Thank you very much.
Thanks very much.

1070
00:42:23,360 --> 00:42:24,559
Thank you. See you later.

1071
00:42:24,560 --> 00:42:25,759
The date was fun.

1072
00:42:25,760 --> 00:42:27,719
Clara said she likes me,
she finds me attractive.

1073
00:42:27,720 --> 00:42:29,079
Those are very nice things to hear.

1074
00:42:29,080 --> 00:42:30,839
Which way are you walking?
I'm going that way.

1075
00:42:30,840 --> 00:42:32,719
Come on, then. Let's go.

1076
00:42:32,720 --> 00:42:34,519
It was nice being a bit more relaxed

1077
00:42:34,520 --> 00:42:36,799
and being able to lean into
the fun side...

1078
00:42:36,800 --> 00:42:39,999
Dare I say the fun side
of things a little bit more?

1079
00:42:40,000 --> 00:42:42,399
Hard not to when you've got
dogs jumping all over you,

1080
00:42:42,400 --> 00:42:44,200
trying to bite your fingers off
for snacks.

1081
00:42:45,720 --> 00:42:48,599
So, Stephen's as happy
as a dog with two dicks,

1082
00:42:48,600 --> 00:42:50,119
but back with PK and Viv,

1083
00:42:50,120 --> 00:42:52,359
and her previous professor date
is causing

1084
00:42:52,360 --> 00:42:53,799
a mid-date stumble.

1085
00:42:53,800 --> 00:42:56,719
Can PK put it P-hind him?
Sort of works.

1086
00:42:56,720 --> 00:42:58,719
I'll be honest with you,

1087
00:42:58,720 --> 00:43:02,799
I do probably think I'm top-five
best-looking in the UK.

1088
00:43:02,800 --> 00:43:05,119
Rate yourself, I love that.
Yeah, GQ... Back yourself.

1089
00:43:05,120 --> 00:43:06,439
...all of that good stuff. Mm-hm.

1090
00:43:06,440 --> 00:43:08,519
So, when I come on a date,

1091
00:43:08,520 --> 00:43:10,799
it's hard for a girl
not to be attracted to me.

1092
00:43:10,800 --> 00:43:12,519
I'm in great shape.
OK, so how are you...?

1093
00:43:12,520 --> 00:43:14,679
I'm in great shape,
apart from my belly.

1094
00:43:14,680 --> 00:43:16,119
I'm pretty sure
that's what Elvis said

1095
00:43:16,120 --> 00:43:18,199
just before he died having a shit.

1096
00:43:18,200 --> 00:43:21,159
I've got a bit of a belly.
I've got, like, an uncle bod.

1097
00:43:21,160 --> 00:43:22,439
Not my uncle.

1098
00:43:22,440 --> 00:43:24,759
Poor bastard had to be craned
into the ambulance.

1099
00:43:24,760 --> 00:43:26,839
No, you haven't.
Took the wall out. Yeah, I do.

1100
00:43:26,840 --> 00:43:29,319
But I am sporty.
I can still move and stuff. OK.

1101
00:43:29,320 --> 00:43:32,199
However, I'm not just, like...
Have you got stamina?

1102
00:43:32,200 --> 00:43:33,959
I got stamina.
I'm talking about sport.

1103
00:43:33,960 --> 00:43:35,839
What are you talking about?
I didn't say anything.

1104
00:43:35,840 --> 00:43:37,559
Why are you smiling at me, then?
I just smiled. OK.

1105
00:43:37,560 --> 00:43:40,079
Can't I smile at you? No, you can.
You've got a lovely smile.

1106
00:43:40,080 --> 00:43:42,839
You think so?
You should do it more often. Is it?

1107
00:43:42,840 --> 00:43:45,839
Damn. We should do THIS
more often. Yeah?

1108
00:43:45,840 --> 00:43:49,399
Ooh, I think Viv's getting
the PK date train back on track.

1109
00:43:49,400 --> 00:43:51,359
OK, deep, deep.

1110
00:43:51,360 --> 00:43:53,719
We're going deep, remember, yeah?
Yeah, we're going deep.

1111
00:43:53,720 --> 00:43:55,159
Actually,
I have a question for you.

1112
00:43:55,160 --> 00:43:56,599
Have you ever kissed
on a first date?

1113
00:43:56,600 --> 00:43:58,199
You were supposed to be going deep.

1114
00:43:58,200 --> 00:44:01,400
So, I don't usually kiss
on the first date... Shit.

1115
00:44:04,200 --> 00:44:07,679
...only because it gives you
something else to look forward to.

1116
00:44:07,680 --> 00:44:10,920
So, if we don't kiss tonight,
are you done with me? Is that it?

1117
00:44:12,200 --> 00:44:14,759
HIGH-PITCHED: Um... nah, nah.
Nah, nah, nah.

1118
00:44:14,760 --> 00:44:16,520
Nah. That was very high-pitched.

1119
00:44:18,560 --> 00:44:21,879
The salt on the spicy marg got me.
OK.

1120
00:44:21,880 --> 00:44:23,519
You should try... You should buy it.

1121
00:44:23,520 --> 00:44:25,119
I do like a spicy margarita.

1122
00:44:25,120 --> 00:44:26,599
It's my favourite cocktail, so...

1123
00:44:26,600 --> 00:44:28,559
Do you want to try mine?

1124
00:44:28,560 --> 00:44:30,480
Go on, then. Go on, then. Try mine.

1125
00:44:35,080 --> 00:44:37,039
So, I've kind of kissed you.

1126
00:44:37,040 --> 00:44:38,919
Yeah, you've kind of kissed me...
Yeah.

1127
00:44:38,920 --> 00:44:40,879
...cos you've used my straw. I have.

1128
00:44:40,880 --> 00:44:42,559
You've sucked on my straw.

1129
00:44:42,560 --> 00:44:44,679
Easy, mate. You were doing so well.

1130
00:44:44,680 --> 00:44:47,279
Had to make it weird.
Sor... Oh, shit.

1131
00:44:47,280 --> 00:44:48,839
No, it's fine. Sorry. It's fine.

1132
00:44:48,840 --> 00:44:51,959
So, we've basically kissed.
We have. Damn.

1133
00:44:51,960 --> 00:44:54,719
There you go. On the first date.
On the first date.

1134
00:44:54,720 --> 00:44:56,319
See? It happened. It happened.

1135
00:44:56,320 --> 00:44:57,839
Ask and you shall receive.

1136
00:44:57,840 --> 00:45:00,359
You might not want to say
shit like that around PK.

1137
00:45:00,360 --> 00:45:02,640
I can't wait to kiss for real, though.

1138
00:45:08,200 --> 00:45:09,559
Shall I get the bill, then?

1139
00:45:09,560 --> 00:45:10,879
Let's do it.

1140
00:45:10,880 --> 00:45:13,600
Let me do that.
Do you want to splitsies?

1141
00:45:15,720 --> 00:45:17,759
Look at that face!
Are you guys all right?

1142
00:45:17,760 --> 00:45:20,279
You're a Nigerian girl.
You've never split a bill.

1143
00:45:20,280 --> 00:45:22,959
I think the date today went really,
really well.

1144
00:45:22,960 --> 00:45:25,599
I feel like I got his banter,
and when it went a little

1145
00:45:25,600 --> 00:45:27,519
bit too far to the left,
I was just kind of like,

1146
00:45:27,520 --> 00:45:29,079
"Yeah, let's bring it back."

1147
00:45:29,080 --> 00:45:31,680
Let me get the door. Thank you.

1148
00:45:34,880 --> 00:45:37,279
Well, it's been a pleasure.
I had a really good time.

1149
00:45:37,280 --> 00:45:39,519
Second date, I get my kiss.
We'll see.

1150
00:45:39,520 --> 00:45:42,239
All right, then. Goodbye, goodbye.
Bye. Take care.

1151
00:45:42,240 --> 00:45:43,959
At the start of the date,

1152
00:45:43,960 --> 00:45:46,879
I made it clear that
I'm not gonna flirt with her,

1153
00:45:46,880 --> 00:45:48,999
unless I'm actually interested
with her.

1154
00:45:49,000 --> 00:45:51,359
So, as the date went along
and I started flirting,

1155
00:45:51,360 --> 00:45:52,839
she knew what time it was.

1156
00:45:52,840 --> 00:45:54,799
See you soon. See you soon.

1157
00:45:54,800 --> 00:45:57,439
He kind of got a kiss
because we swapped drinks.

1158
00:45:57,440 --> 00:46:00,039
So, you know,
he should be happy with that

1159
00:46:00,040 --> 00:46:01,679
cos I don't swap drinks willy-nilly.

1160
00:46:01,680 --> 00:46:02,760
See you later. Bye.

1161
00:46:10,480 --> 00:46:11,959
Oh, there you are.
There's axe wounds...

1162
00:46:11,960 --> 00:46:13,999
- Yes!
- Yes!
LAUGHTER

1163
00:46:14,000 --> 00:46:15,079
...big balls...

1164
00:46:15,080 --> 00:46:18,679
Oh, I say! It's big and it's smooth
and it's all yours.

1165
00:46:18,680 --> 00:46:20,679
♪ Colleen... ♪

1166
00:46:20,680 --> 00:46:22,280
Got a bit of a salty rim.

1167
00:46:23,520 --> 00:46:25,599
...and plenty of tongues...

1168
00:46:25,600 --> 00:46:26,959
Mm.

1169
00:46:26,960 --> 00:46:28,039
...as our celebs...

1170
00:46:28,040 --> 00:46:29,319
Would you see me again?

1171
00:46:29,320 --> 00:46:30,919
...go... Woohoo!

1172
00:46:30,920 --> 00:46:31,960
...dating!

1173
00:46:33,600 --> 00:46:34,600
Oh! Spicy!

1174
00:46:52,480 --> 00:46:55,840
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