Hey, y'all.
Y'all ready to be on TV?
All right.
Now, look, don't y'all steal shit out of here.
And I'll be back.
Hey, how you doing?
You asked me to sign your little book,
but I love that little doggy ass on your head.
I'ma sign it after the show.
Your menopause fucking up, girl.
You sweating.
Life ever whoop your ass so bad that it knock
you into a case of what if?
What if it don't work out?
What if it hurts?
Life got some fucking hands, y'all.
You need to roll with the fucking punches, OK?
Stick and move, bitches!
How y'all doing over here?
Yeah, y'all got the floor seats from the church.
Hey, baby!
You want a lap dance?
Come on, baby, you ready?
You ready?
That's what I'm talking about when I say,
roll with the fucking punches.
Or at least run around that bitch until you get tired.
'Cause what if it all fucking worked out, y'all?
What if you get your fucking happy ending?
Even if you don't win, fucking bite the bitch.
Let's get this fucking show started.
Come on.
What you wanna do?
Oh my God! My eyes!
They're burning!
Ooh, what is that smell?
Well, that's called "I got a nigga."
Now, what are you doing home?
And can you give us a minute and a half?
Yeah, 'cause we was just about
to move to the waterboarding.
Ugh!
Oh, we doing waterboarding tonight?
Yes, I'm the water, you the board.
Now, get the fuck out of my room!
But this is my room!
You supposed to be off at college
learning books and shit!
You know what?
Mama, they in my room getting freaky!
Oh, oh!
Always trying to snitch.
- Help! - Don't you wake your mama up!
Baby, I'm locked up!
♪ Come on ♪
♪ It's time to go ♪
♪ It's the Ms. Pat Show ♪
Who in the fuck brought these donuts in this house?
Y'all know my doctor said I can't have these.
Ooh, somebody trying to kill me.
Mmm, mmm!
This feel like I'm getting my titties sucked.
Mm-hmm!
Thank God I got self-control.
So what happened to my donuts?
You the one brought that fat people fentanyl in here?
See, now, you don't like it when I eat your food.
You don't like it when I bring my own.
So what I'm supposed to do?
Stay the fuck away from my house.
You gonna have to get used to me being here.
Me and Denise are getting closer.
Did she tell you that we saying "I love you" now?
Mm.
How fucking annoying.
Be careful saying that shit.
She gon' go crazy.
It's her silver anniversary today.
So I wanna do something nice for her.
She deserves to be celebrated.
Oh, that's nice.
I think we should give her a party.
And I'm glad you remember that day, 'cause
I sho 'nuff fucking forgot it.
All right, look, I mean, Denise don't get a lot of wins,
so I want her to feel the love and support.
You know, this one's major.
Look, Kareem, I know I can be a little--
Mean?
No.
Bitchy?
What the fuck?
I'm slow to kindness.
True, true, true.
Now, I know I wasn't always a good man.
No, you was not.
And shut the fuck up before I forget what I'm about to say.
You're a good man, Kareem.
Really?
Look at you.
Yeah, at least till you fuck up again.
See?
Ah, you crazy.
You need to stop all that.
Well, now, what the hell is going on in here?
What y'all talking about?
It's-- it's a secret, Denise,
for me and Pat to know and for you to find out.
No, no, I think you tell me what the hell is going on.
Well, what's going on is I'ma head
on back and get you an iced coffee
from that fancy place you like.
Oh.
What fancy-ass place you like?
Dunkin' Donuts.
You know, Pat, I don't know if I trust that you two
are suddenly so lovey-dovey.
Why not? 'Cause you think I'm mean?
No.
Mm.
You think I'm slow to kindness?
No, I think you bitchy.
Put them donuts down, Pat.
Not before I eat one.
Fuck that shit!
Hey, Auntie. Got your text.
What's got you so worked up?
Listen, what's got me worked up is I saw your mama
in the kitchen hugging my man.
You know what that means.
I don't.
I'm sorry.
I don't know what it means.
How you don't know what that mean?
That mean that Kareem about to propose.
Oh my God. For real?
Yes!
Oh my God!
Ah, ah, ah!
If you're happy, that is, 'cause
you don't have to just fall in line with the patriarchy.
Girl, shut the fuck up.
We happy. - OK.
Oh, what y'all so excited about?
You finally got that smell out of my room?
Kareem is gonna propose to Auntie.
Damn, Ash.
I hardly ever have good news to share.
Can I tell my own shit? - Auntie!
Yes!
Isn't this all kind of quick?
And didn't you just tell each other "I love you" last week?
Well, damn!
Can't nobody keep a secret in this house?
Hey, you know I live for the tea.
I'm happy for you guys.
OK, so tell us, how do you know he's gonna propose?
Oh, my God.
Way till you-- oh, girl, OK.
So what had happened was,
I saw him in the kitchen--
right-- hugging your mama.
And?
And he's gonna take me to dinner.
And?
And he bought me iced coffee, too!
That's commitment right there!
Yes.
Auntie, um, rein it in for me.
You know, all this stuff that, you know, you're talking about,
the coffee and the dinner and the mom hug,
it can mean anything.
That's my point!
She's not a hugger.
So it do mean something.
Look, I'm thrilled for you. You know that.
I just don't want you getting carried
away only to get knocked down.
Oh, my God, Ashley.
When have I ever gotten carried away about anything?
Hmm. I don't know.
Maybe when you burnt all my hair off?
Or what about when you dated Lee?
You were obsessed with that boring-ass man.
Oh, and remember that time you got that lady's
dog kicked off the airplane?
Well, y'all know I'm allergic to dogs.
It was a seeing eye dog.
And I helped that bitch to the bathroom.
I don't understand.
OK, listen.
I'm not gonna get carried away, but you three are gonna
be my wedding planners, OK?
So we need to talk flowers and catering.
And then we gonna electric slide
on over to the guest list.
Now, listen.
Basic bitches, they like to come in
to "Here Comes the Bride," OK?
But I'm gonna slide on into the church to "Baddest Bitch"
by Trina, with a full gospel choir.
So if y'all excuse me, I'm about to go
and try on my wedding dress.
Why do you have a wedding dress?
Oh, well, listen here, single bitches.
If you stay ready, you ain't got to get ready.
You bringing all that shit home with you?
Ma, that's actually what I wanted to talk to you about.
Well, wait a minute, girl.
Somebody at the door.
Oh, hello. - Hi.
I'm Yolanda.
Terry said I could drop by any time.
And this morning, my alarm said, wake up, bitch.
It's anytime.
In my head, that made you laugh.
Well, it'd be funny if I knew who the fuck you was.
Pat, who is that?
Yolanda?
Terry.
- Oh, hell naw. - Hey.
This your silver side piece?
Oh, nah.
Pat, this is my auntie that I saw last week.
She helping me find my father.
Uh, Yolanda, you could have called first, you know?
Damn, she ain't even call, and she brought bags?
Well, I just took him at his word.
But I can go back now.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no. It's fine.
Happy to have you here, Yolanda.
You can set up in Brandon's room.
Uh, no, no.
No, no, she can't.
I'm staying in Brandon's room.
Auntie and Kareem have taken over mine,
and it smells like badussy in there.
I live in a retirement home.
I've smelled worse things than badussy!
You must be Janelle.
Yes, ma'am.
And you must be Pat.
Must be.
Nice to meet you, honey.
Terry, you did good.
She look like she can cook.
Uh, Janelle.
Janelle, baby, take your auntie downstairs quickly, all right?
And listen, you can sleep on the floor in Junebug's room
until we figure out--
No, tomorrow when the stranger leave.
- Yeah. - What the hell, Terry?
We ain't got enough fucking people in this house?
Every time one leave, you wanna replace them?
Girl, what you getting so worked up about?
She brought fucking luggage.
That's three months of fucking luggage.
Terry, she tired of being--
she tired of being at that goddamn old folks' home.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
I am done with this conversation, girl.
Hmm?
I know people.
I'm telling you, I've seen this shit.
This old bitch scammin'. She probably ain't even old!
Baby, look, I am bringing her luggage downstairs, OK?
OK.
Yeah, go.
Go, yeah.
Yeah, you gonna take a lot of trips with that bullshit
right there. - Enough, Pat.
OK, enough. - Yeah, yeah.
Uh-huh.
Enough my ass. - All right, all right.
You right.
You better learn to listen to me.
Yes, ma'am. Yes, ma'am.
"Yes, ma'am," my ass.
Shit don't make no fucking--
Answer the door, girl.
Now, who the fuck are you?
Oh, my.
You are really scraping the bottom of the barrel
for greetings nowadays.
Ms. Carol, what you doing here?
Moral support!
Yolanda, she was scared about traveling by herself,
so I'm staying as long as she needs me.
So put that shit over there somewhere.
Staying?
Let me see.
Let me check something out.
Baby, what you doing out there?
I'm looking for a sign that say "Welcome, old bitches."
Well, I missed that, but I did see
a sign that said "Beware of big-boned bad bitch."
Whoa, whoa, hey, hey, hey, hey.
Hey, hey, hey.
Uh, uh, now, now, now, now,
Ms. Carol, just ignore her. OK?
Come on, come on.
That ain't gonna be easy 'cause she loud.
And she been eating a lot.
Hey, hey.
Now-- now, you ain't gotta be mean now, Ms. Carol.
- I ain't say nothing to her. - Yes, you did.
I heard you. You ain't got to be like--
♪ Oh, Jesus
I don't know who that old bitch is,
but I'll slap the Social Security check out that ho.
Brandon, I need your little girlfriend to check
on two old bitches for me.
They named Yolanda and Carol.
I don't know their motherfucking last name!
Uno, out!
Got that ass.
Dang, Janelle.
That's the third time in a row.
What you been taking an Uno class up at Hansberry?
It is more fun playing with you than Mom.
Last time I tried to play with her,
she said my win didn't count because I
didn't say uno in English.
Dad had to pull her off of me.
Hmm.
You see, that temper of hers is exactly why I didn't tell
her why I really came home.
What you mean?
OK, can you keep a secret?
And not a Junebug promise, OK?
This has to mean something.
Fine, I non-Junebug promise.
OK.
I'm not going back to Hansberry.
What?
You dropping out?
Oh, Janelle!
You got to--
Shh.
Calm down.
OK, OK.
Tell me what happened.
OK, it was just too much drama.
Now, I told you I lost my virginity, right?
Yeah.
But what I didn't tell you was it was to a professor.
Oh, Janelle, you didn't have to give up no ass
to pass a class, did you?
Boy, I beat that man's ass like I was his daddy
in front of the entire class.
Oh, you make me so proud.
I mean, what now?
Well, I guess I'ma just tell Mom and Dad I got homesick.
I already signed up for classes at the community college.
Community college?
OK, I mean,
you know, that's cool for, you know,
me and Brandon types, but you're a genius.
I guess I'll be a big fish in a small pond.
But you should be in a big pond, you know,
with bigger fish than you.
That's how you get even better.
That's sweet, Bug, but it's just temporary.
But I will say, through all the mess,
I did learn one massively important lesson in college.
What's that?
Men ain't shit.
Hey, Pat.
We're here.
Shut the fuck up.
This shit's supposed to be a secret.
What y'all find out on they asses?
Not a damn thing.
They're both clear.
Yeah, clearer than R. Kelly's calendar.
Oh, but Yolanda did have
a grand theft auto charge, though.
Who car she stole?
Oh, she got mad 'cause her car was being towed, so she
stole the whole damn truck.
Fuck, that's some shit I woulda did.
Yeah, I know.
I looked your ass up, too.
Ooh, this sweet potato pie sure was good.
Sure was.
Your great-grandmama call it sweet potato poppin' pie.
Just take one bite, and all your buttons start popping.
Ooh, you ain't lying.
Mine 'bout to pop right now.
Oh, Ms. Carol, you got to give
me this mac and cheese recipe.
Baby, I don't know you like that,
but the recipe is in the name,
mac, a lil 'roni, and some cheese.
Well, listen, thank y'all so much for cooking for us.
I mean, my God.
Oh, we just wanted to say thank you for having us here.
Well, you ain't welcome.
We just hungry.
And this shit was good.
I like her.
Glad somebody do.
Y'all think my daddy would have liked her?
Oh.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
Oh, God. I swallowed wrong.
You know, I never was a good swallower.
You gotta tell us more about his daddy.
Was he anything like Terry?
Big, sexy?
Oh, he was handsome, you know.
I mean, what can I tell you?
He was Black.
Yeah.
Well, the boy know he wasn't half Japanese.
Well, was Grandpa nice?
Mm-hmm.
He was a real people person, you know.
But he always had a little sadness behind his eyes.
Sadness, huh?
Now, why do you think that was?
Let's dig deeper.
Damn, Dr. Phil-esha, can we just eat?
Well, did you know him too, Ms. Carol?
Who? Your granddaddy?
He was--
OK, can we talk about something else?
Has anybody heard that new, uh, Smokey Robinson album?
Ain't nobody talking about no damn Smokey Robinson.
Yeah, I want to hear about my father.
Hey, look, I-- I know that he probably wasn't perfect,
but I want to know who I come from.
Oh, he can handle it.
A lot of people daddy fucked up.
I mean, you should meet mine.
Lord know I didn't meet the nigga.
No, no.
- What? - Mm-mm.
Hey, I need your help if I'm gonna find him, Yolanda, now.
Well, I can't help you find your father.
Well, why not?
Shit, you done came all the way here.
'Cause, Terry, God damn it, I can't help you, because I'm not
your father's sister.
What?
Oh, hell naw!
I knew this was some bullshit!
Y'all stop eating that shit.
These bitches trying to poison us!
So, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Hold on, hold on, hold, on. Y'all just played me?
How did you get the baby picture?
Was that child even me?
Now, hold on, Terry.
Just let me explain.
I'm so confused right now.
Brandon, go get them bags!
They about to get the fuck up outta here.
Everybody, hold on!
Now, Yolanda, if you want to leave, then we can leave.
If not, we can stay.
If you want to stay here and fight all these niggas, we can.
But whatever happens, it's gonna have
to be because you are ready.
What the fuck is going on?
And you got to stop all that fucking cussing!
You better respect your elders, young lady!
Sit your ass down!
And let this woman talk.
Yolanda?
Terry, I can't help you find your father.
I am not your father's sister.
I am your father.
What?
OK, now you have it.
So, everybody, eat up.
Eat your food.
Act like you're a damn happy family.
Eat!
Perfect. So let me take your menus.
Is this your first time dining with us?
Girl, yes.
I can't afford this shit.
But my man, my man, my man is rich and famous.
And it's a special occasion, so we doing it big.
OK. Well, congratulations.
I'm a huge fan of your work, Mr. Roberts.
Oh, thank you so much.
I appreciate that.
I'll be right back with those appetizers.
OK. OK.
So, um, all this fanciness do beg the question.
You know, it's not my birthday.
It's not our go-together anniversary.
So?
Well, if you must know, I'm doing
all this to celebrate you.
Celebrate me?
Celebrate us.
Oh, absolutely I do. Yeah.
I do.
Oh, oh, I heard it!
OK, I'm sorry, baby. Go ahead.
I was interrupting you.
What you saying?
So this-- this is the anniversary of the last
time that you took drugs.
See, now, I know it was not an easy road.
I know there was ups and downs, but I
need you to know that I'm so thankful for you
and that I am so deeply proud of you, baby.
Deeply proud.
So that's it?
What-- what you mean, that's it?
That's everything.
No, Kareem, that ain't everything, right?
So this is it?
I mean, like, you aren't really-- are you really just--
Oh, Denise.
Baby, pick a sentence.
Finish it.
Wow.
Terry?
I don't know what to say.
I was looking for you for 50 years.
I didn't know if I would meet you before I died.
Oh, she gave up so many times,
and I'd talk her into going back and look for you.
Now, some folks told us that you were looking for her.
I guess God just has his own timing, you know.
So-- so let me ask you something.
Why would you say you his aunt and not his mommy-daddy?
Is that the right term?
all: No. - No, not at all.
I just didn't know if I was ready yet.
I wanted you to judge me by my heart, not by my gender.
People out there kill women like me for just existing.
And that's why she brought me with her, 'cause she
know I'll kick somebody's ass.
I don't understand none of this.
It is not for you to understand.
Baby, at the end of the day, we are all just spirits.
Amen.
You know, we borrow these bodies because we're here.
But as soon as we die, they go right back to the earth.
Now, your shell does not define who you are.
The spirit does.
And if you can't see love because you--
you distracted by somebody's shell, then, baby,
you gonna lose every time.
Well, when I die, I'ma make sure my spirit
take my pussy in a to-go bag.
And I hope you wash it first.
- Carol. - OK.
All right, I know. Listen, y'all.
We need to give them some space.
So, family, let's go.
Um, this is just too much.
Terry, I did not want to overwhelm you, baby.
I-- I just-- I just wanted to meet my-- my blood family.
But you met my mother when you were a man?
No, more like a boy.
We didn't know who we were back then.
But I always knew I wasn't what the world wanted me to be.
I always knew I was born
to be a woman,
like I was a whole person in a past life.
Oh.
So is that why you left me?
I didn't leave you.
Terry, I loved you.
But you didn't come back to get me.
I didn't even know you existed.
That's because when your mother ran off,
ran off with that man, I--
she didn't tell me where you were going.
Oh, you could have tried.
I did try.
You could have tried harder!
Maybe-- maybe being a woman was more important to you, huh?
Oh, please.
Terry, that is not fair.
Listen, if anything, when you got older
and I became a woman, I was afraid to meet you.
I didn't want you to reject me.
Major used to beat me like a dog when I was a kid.
What?
Now I know that I wasn't his.
You know, I used to wonder how would my own father
just hurt me like that, huh?
Why-- why would he do something like that to me?
Why would he--
I didn't know, Terry.
Well, you know what?
I didn't know.
If I had only known.
My real father could have stopped it.
Hmm?
You could have stopped it.
If I had only known.
Oh, my God.
You know what, I need some fresh air.
- Terry. - No, I need some fresh air.
I really thought you were better than this, Kareem,
but I should have known.
But it's fine.
You know, you don't even gotta apologize.
Well, I didn't, and I don't understand
why I would in this moment.
Because you don't get it, clearly.
But it's OK, Kareem.
It's fine.
Just fucking forget it. Just forget it.
Ladies and gentlemen,
please welcome SWV.
Good evening, everyone.
Is there a Denise Ford in the house tonight?
Kareem asked us to do a few songs that you like
from us from back in the day.
Kareem, you got SWV?
All for you.
OK, I see what the fuck's going on here.
You fucking one of them.
What? Denise.
You fucking her. Who is it?
That bitch right there, Lelee?
OK, because I heard if you fucking her,
I ain't gonna never get you back 'cause I
heard she got that good-good.
Denise, what?
Ladies and gentlemen, put your hands together
for this woman right here.
She is celebrating ten long years of sobriety tonight.
And you done told this bitch all my business?
OK, listen here, Coko lady.
OK, if you want this nigga so bad, you can have him.
What the hell is she talking about?
"I'm so into you."
How into you is he, Taj?
No, no, baby.
No, no, no, no. No, no, no, no.
Baby, baby, whoa, whoa!
OK, I'm so sorry. - Hey, hey, hey, wait a minute.
Are we gonna get our fucking money?
- No, I got you. I got you. - OK.
So what do you think about the president
trying to lock y'all up for using the bathroom?
I do the same thing I did before,
when they told me I couldn't use the bathroom
because I was colored.
And what's that?
Piss all over the fucking floor.
You need to go piss at the White House
on you-know-who trying to mess with our social security.
Y'all my kind of broads.
Terry.
Hey, baby.
Come on, sit down.
We ain't gonna bite.
Your wife, boy, oh,
she's something else.
And your kids, they're sweet, too.
Proud of this life you made for yourself, baby.
Thank you.
I'm proud of it, too.
And hey, I apologize for raising my voice
at you earlier.
I think it was the hurt little boy inside talking.
I appreciate you coming.
I definitely got a lot of questions answered.
I'm sure you got many more.
Now, listen, I ain't throwing y'all out by no means,
but I'm gonna need some time to think about how I'm gonna
respond to all of this.
Terry, you don't have time, baby.
Look at her.
She's running out of minutes.
Excuse me?
She just called you old.
Terry, you wouldn't have no life to be
proud of without this woman.
Look at her.
She came here to make shit right.
You can't change the past, but you can damn sure fix today.
Use it, baby.
Look, if this is the way
you want this to end, I am fine with it.
I got to see your face.
I got to meet your crazy,
beautiful-ass family.
I'm good with that.
So come on, Carol, let's go.
You mean you had me pack all that shit for nothing?
Get your old ass up.
Come on, girl. - And all the gas money.
Shut your mouth and come on.
You ain't got to go nowhere.
Listen.
Hey, hey, hey, listen.
I said y'all don't have to leave.
I think I was hoping that when I met my father,
it would fix something I was missing, fill the hole,
you know?
But meeting you just reminded me
that I'm already whole, that I don't need
to feel no empty spaces, that I don't need who I thought
you were supposed to be.
I need you just as you are.
Yes.
So are you saying you really want to get to know me?
Know who I really am today?
Yes.
Yes, I think so.
It won't be overnight, but I'm gonna get there.
I just need to, uh, override my programming a bit.
Uh-huh.
Yeah.
I appreciate you, boy.
Me too.
You good people, Ms. Yolanda.
Baby, wait.
Just hold up for a second.
All right, come on now.
I don't even know what happened.
Can you just talk to me for a second, please?
Hell no.
And I already unlocked the door.
Surprise!
What the fuck is all this?
A surprise!
OK, well, I've had enough surprises for the evening.
Thank you very much.
Where you going, Denise?
To my room.
Oh, shit!
All right, see, I don't know what happened to her, but, Pat,
could you please go talk to her?
I'm on it, but I told you telling her
you love her gonna turn her ass crazy.
This bitch just did a drive-by with balloons on her.
Leave me alone.
Not in my house.
The hell is going on with you?
I am so stupid.
I'm-- I'm just stupid, Pat.
I thought that Kareem was gonna propose to me.
I thought that somebody would finally choose me for once.
But he let me down.
Let you down?
How many assholes have you dated over the years that
wouldn't have never thrown you a surprise party,
let alone celebrate you being sober?
I know that Kareem is nice, OK?
But I need a husband, Pat.
And I try to be a feminist like your daughters,
but I need a fucking man in my life, Pat.
It's just me by myself, and I don't have anyone.
And I'm tired.
And this just showed me that he is not that man.
OK?
So I'm just gonna call it now.
We'll go on two separate paths, and so I'm out.
Look at you, girl.
This some self-sabotaging shit.
You do this every time.
Somebody try to get close to you, you run.
Come on.
Happiness has a way of skipping over me, Pat.
Happiness don't skip you, girl.
You just don't let it in 'cause you-- you scared.
Tell me I'm wrong.
- You're wrong. - Girl, stop interrupting me.
You blowing up a small-ass conflict just
to avoid some damn intimacy.
OK, that was good.
What was that?
I don't fucking know.
Ashley rubbing off on me or my GED just kicked back in one.
I don't know, Pat.
Maybe I'm just scared.
I mean, can you blame me?
When was the last time I had a win?
Girl, right now you winning.
Open your damn eyes.
Kareem is a good man.
What if he leaves me, Pat?
I'd never be able to recover from that.
I ain't never met nobody who could recover
like you, maybe except him.
You'll be fine.
Look at me. We family.
I got you.
I know, Pat.
But I probably messed it up anyway.
I said so much shit to that man on the ride back.
And I don't really feel like apologizing,
so I'm gonna just call it quits and get out while I can.
It's easier.
Easy?
That's all your ass want?
Let me tell you something.
I just met Terry auntie that turned
out to be his fucking daddy.
Wait, what?
Child, I'll explain that shit later.
Well, no, I kind of want to know now.
My point is, that lady wasted her whole damn life
being scared to ask for what she want.
And now she old as hell and ain't got
shit and just found a family.
You can waste your life being scared,
or you can take a fucking chance and love this man.
You don't need no ring to do that, girl.
I guess I understand what you're saying.
Life is too short to live it scared of being happy.
Kareem, I tried.
Oh, DD, look.
All I wanted to do tonight was just celebrate you, and I--
Oh, shut the fuck up, Kareem.
All right.
Listen, I just spent the last ten minutes listening to Pat
defend your ass.
Yes, Pat, of all people.
But what she did help me realize
is that, well, if she can love you this much after decades
of hating you that much, then shit, I guess you did the work.
We've done the work.
Well, maybe I overreacted, but it's
only because I'm scared when things
seem a little too perfect.
Because you know I'm a hood bitch.
I like things a little toxic every now and then.
Thank you for the fancy dinner and for booking SWV
just for me.
SWV?
He brought out a whole singing group?
OK, clearly Auntie does not know what the dating pool
is really like.
Give him to me.
You don't know what to do with him.
All right, look, baby, all I want to do
is just make you happy.
Oh, honey, you already make me happy.
I just get a muddy windshield sometimes.
Hold on for a second, all right?
Well, where are you going?
Just--
♪ I get so weak ♪
♪ I lose control ♪
♪ Takes hold of me ♪
♪ Amazing love ♪
See, you didn't let me finish what
I wanted to do after dinner.
♪ By my side ♪
♪ I swallow my pride ♪
♪ Your love is so sweet ♪
♪ It knocks me right off of my feet ♪
♪ Can't explain why your lovin' makes me weak ♪
Now, look, baby, we at an age now where we know what we want
and exactly when we want it.
And I want you, Denise Ford.
Will you do the honor of letting
me just make you happy for the rest of your life?
Be my wife.
Yes, yes, yes!
This making me cry thug tears.
Yay!
Welcome to the family, brother.
Huh?
Yes, sir.
Kareem, why you ain't warn me before you
propose in front of my girl?
You got to get the Temptations
for my-- my proposal.
I know most of them dead, but we can pick
out shovels together, baby.
This is beautiful, but can we go now?
Well, no.
Can you please just sing one more song, please?
No, he only paid us for one song.
Come on, please, just one more.
Please, I'll gave you $20.
$20?
OK, real quick, y'all.
Real quick.
- Real quick. - OK.
Can I have this dance?
For the rest of your life.
Oh!
♪ I'm so into you ♪
♪ I don't know what I'm gonna do ♪
♪ Boy, you got me so confused ♪
♪ I don't know what I'm gonna do ♪
♪ You are so fine, so fine, so fine ♪
♪ You blow my mind ♪
♪ With the things you do ♪
Oh, just look at them.
It's like a miracle.
Oh, he been waiting a long time to know the truth.
I appreciate y'all so much.
Yeah, well, I'm just being a friend.
You know, she took care of me when I had cancer.
Oh, that's so beautiful.
Uh-huh.
I just figured it was time I do some shit for her.
I'm so glad y'all here.
Me, too.
You got one crazy-ass family.
You can feel free to take all these niggas with you.
Uh-uh, no.
♪ With the things you do ♪
Watch out now.
♪ She sees, not blind, things you do ♪
♪ Things you do for me ♪
♪ All I know ♪
♪ I'm so into you ♪
Sorry.
Good morning.
Dang, girl.
Can you knock?
What if I was in here naked?
You would have seen all kinds of things.
Not without binoculars.
I brought your shirt back I borrowed.
What are you doing up so early?
I woke up feeling nauseous as hell.
Oh.
No. Uh-uh.
Uh-uh.
Not on the kicks!
Ugh.
Janelle.
I think, um, it was just--
OK, do you know for sure?
No.
Come here.
Look, no matter what happens, just know I got you, OK?
OK.
♪ She's a grown-ass woman
♪ And she don't take no stuff ♪
♪ She's a grown-ass woman ♪
♪ And you can't get enough ♪
♪ She's a grown-ass woman ♪
♪ With a husband and kids ♪
♪ She's a grown-ass woman ♪
♪ And it's "The Ms. Pat Show" ♪
♪ Hey! ♪