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Hanky Klocko's dead,

2
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and our debt will be
buried with him forever.

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Guys, Tony
didn't kill anybody.

4
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It was me.
What was you?

5
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Killed him.
I did it for you guys.

6
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I'm hoping this can stay
in the room.

7
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You're calling
the cops, right?Absolutely.

8
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[TIRES SCREECH]

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[SNIFFS]
Have you been drinking, sir?

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What? No.

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I'd like to see your papers.

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Okay.

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I'm just gonna go
to my glove compartment

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and get them for you.

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[ENGINE STARTS]
[TIRES SCREECH]

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Hey! Hey! You!

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[CHUCKLING]

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[CLEARS THROAT]

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I mean, we... We all heard
that you'd been arrested.

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It's really hard to prove
a murder case without a body,

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and I hid it really well.

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I don't get it.

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How is it that this kid's
still walking around free?

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He confessed to a murder
in front of 12 people.

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Yeah, well,
pinning a murder rap
on someone ain't that easy.

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Yeah, it is!
It's incredibly easy.

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You have 12 people
who will testify

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in court
that he confessed.

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Whoa, whoa. 11.
I don't want to get involved.

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OFFICER: Yeah, right, but,
I'm gonna be honest here.

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You guys aren't the most
credible witnesses.

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What is that
supposed to mean?

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Well, most of you have
criminal records.

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You're addicts
and alcoholics

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or you've been arrested
for prostitution.

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What? Never!

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I ain't talking about you.

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Sorry, but
until we find a body
or this guy

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walks into the station
and confesses to us,

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this is just
a missing persons case.

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Officer Dreamy Eyes
is right.

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We've all
had checkered pasts.

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Our word isn't good enough
to rest a murder case on.

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What the hell
are we gonna do?

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I can't sit in the room
with ol' creepy-ass,

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dead-eyed killer
Macaulay Culkin. Mmm-mmm!

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Exactly.

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We can't have some murderer
looking at us.

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It's going to fuck
everything up.

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Question is... Who's gonna
man up and deal with it?

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Well, I guess
that's gonna fall on me.

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So you're gonna let him know
he's not welcome?

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No, I'm gonna switch up
the meeting times
and not tell him.

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[FRANZ FERDINAND'S "STAND
ON THE HORIZON" PLAYS]

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♪♪

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So, I want to thank you all

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for, uh, helping me
with Dartgate,

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and, uh, since then,
I've been...

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I've been feeling
pretty good.
Real good.

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All right, good.

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Next time, though,
when you're thinking about

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picking up,
reach out to somebody.

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Get rid of
the 99-pound phone, yeah?

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Uh, before we
wrap this up,
I just want to say

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this is
the new meeting time
going forward.

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Thank you
for being flexible
about it.

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I think it's important,
we had a lot going on,

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but we need
to pull together,

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and we need to focus
on what we're trying...[PHONE KEYS TAPPING]

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Hey.

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Cisco.

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Present.
Are you?

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'Cause being present is about
more than just your presence.

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That's a good one.
[KEYS TAPPING]

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Did you hear what I said?

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Yeah. You said,
"Being present

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"is about more than
just your presence".

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Are you taking notes?

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Dude, that's assault.
Really?

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What the fuck
is "Loudermilk Says?"

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It's my Twitter account.

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Why does it have
my name on it?

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'Cause I started it

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to document
all the great things
you say in group.

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You're tweeting out shit
that I say in here?

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Hey, that's a clear
and present violation

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of our anonymity policy!

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I only use Loudermilk's name,
and he's listed as the leader

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on the Sober Friend's website,
so shut up, you little weasel.

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No, little weasel's right.
This is a private meeting,
okay?

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What's said in this room
should stay in this room.

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I'm not putting anybody's
personal business,

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just tidbits
of Loudermilk's wisdom.

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Loudermilk wisdom?
Now there's an oxymoron.

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Last week's tweet had
800 retweets.

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Not so moronic.
800?

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What, is that a lot?

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CISCO:
Yeah, it's not bad.

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The account has almost
2,000 followers.

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Yeah, Mugsy, just speak.
It's not homeroom.
You don't have to...

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Okay, okay.
Listen.

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I'm not
an addiction psychiatric
specialist doctor,

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but if it's helping
more than the people

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that are in this room,
that's a good thing, no?

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I mean, why not help...
Was it thousands?

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Rather than 12?

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Okay, well, I guess
if nobody
has a problem with it,

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and, uh, Cisco's not putting
personal shit out there...

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Though if it does come up,
you can let them know

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I'm single,
I have killer eyebrows,

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and I'm a huge
Pittsburgh Penguins fan.

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Dude, I just finished
saying, there's no
personal stuff on it.

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It's about Loudermilk,
and only Loudermilk.

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♪♪

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[CHUCKLES]

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Why are you on my phone?

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Oh, I'm looking at Cisco's
stupid Twitter thing.

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I... I never knew I said
so many intelligent things.

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"If you're an alky
and you pick up a drink,

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"for all intensive purposes,
you're a dumb fuck."

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You sure that's not
Maya Angelou?

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Fuck me. Cisco...
He wrote "for all
intensive purposes".

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It's "intents and purposes".

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Now someone's going to think
I'm an idiot.

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[KNOCK ON DOOR]

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Check it out.

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I got you some
Shinola headphones.

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How can you afford
Shinola headphones?

129
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I can't, but, uh, I know
you like them so much

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because you got
that turntable,

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and did you know
they're made in Detroit,

132
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and they pay
their employees pretty well,

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so I thought this would
be something...

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There you go.

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Hey!

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I see you got the Vitamix
I sent you.

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You know
what that is, right?

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That is the Cadillac
of blenders right there, sir.

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Look, if this is some kind of
feeble attempt to make amends,

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why don't you focus
on somebody else?

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I'm not interested.

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Well, everybody else
has already accepted
my amends...es.

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Who did you make amends to?

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Lots of people.

145
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Look, here.
I made a list.

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Okay, me and your mom
is not a "list".

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And I don't know
how you managed that

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because she's been
dead for six years.

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Prayer.

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How come
I'm not on there?

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Uh, 'cause I didn't
do anything to you.

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No? You made this a very
unstable environment for me

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when I was in the beginning
of my recovery.

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Oh, really?
Yeah.

155
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Yeah? I also gave you
a free place to stay.

156
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You know, Loudermilk wanted
to kick your scrawny ass

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out on the street.

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Fine.
Apology accepted.

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[SIGHS] Sam, come on.

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Everybody I've apologized
to has accepted
except for you.

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How about the guy you ran over
when you were drunk?

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What guy?
The homeless guy.

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[SCOFFS]

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I hit his shopping cart.

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You want me to make
amends for that?Yeah.

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Well... He's a vagrant.

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I mean, they live
a nomadic lifestyle.

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I wouldn't be able to know
where to find him if I tried.

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Why don't you try the spot
where you hit him?

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It's not like he's
a migrating buffalo.

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They tend to stick
in one area.

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But he's a crazy person.

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He thought his shopping cart
was a car.

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I mean, if I make amends
for that, he's going to think

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I'm inviting him
to the prom.

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Better pick out
a nice corsage.

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Okay. I'm going to get going
back to my storage unit

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where I no longer
I have a roommate

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and my neighbor is a hooker

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who I'm pretty sure stabbed
a guy last night
for short-changing her.

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Girl's got to get paid!

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♪♪

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[SNEEZES]

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[COUGHS]

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Excuse me.
Hey, how's it going?

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My name's Ben, and I just
came here to apologize to you

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for something
that actually happened
a while back.

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Of course.

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Mr. Hit-and-Run.

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Wow. Great memory.

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You don't forget
something like that.

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You know my vehicle
was in the shop for a week.

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And I feel awful,
which is why I came here
to apologize to you.

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I... I had actually
just relapsed at the time.

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I'm sure you know
what that's like.

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Not really, no,
but I can empathize.

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My brother struggles
with addiction.

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Messed up his whole life.

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Every family's
got one, I guess.

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Yeah, okay.

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Well, if we're done here,
I'll let you get back to it.

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What if I'd been pushing
a stroller that day

203
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with my toddler son
inside?

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Do you even have a son?

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Oh, my God.
Do you have no decency, sir?

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How the heck would I know?

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How cruel of you
to torment me

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with the fact
that I am barren?

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Jesus Christ.

210
00:09:00,919 --> 00:09:03,579
But if I did have a son,
his lifeless, little body

211
00:09:03,612 --> 00:09:07,202
would have been broken
on the hood
of your fancy gold car.

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00:09:07,236 --> 00:09:08,436
Silver. Silver.

213
00:09:08,478 --> 00:09:10,408
Oh, so sorry, Mr. Gatsby.

214
00:09:10,446 --> 00:09:13,136
Sometimes I get
my precious metals confused.

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[SNEEZES]
Oh, motherfucker!

216
00:09:17,073 --> 00:09:22,463
So my boss Hal...
[MOCKINGLY] "I'm Hal"...

217
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...screams at me
in front of the entire
receiving department,

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for no reason,
zero reason.

219
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No reason?

220
00:09:29,707 --> 00:09:33,187
He screamed at you
for absolutely no reason?

221
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What would your boss say
if he were sitting here
right now?

222
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Okay.

223
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Well, he'd probably
come in here and go,
"Mugsy, Mugsy,

224
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what the fuck
are you doing here
in this church rec room

225
00:09:46,896 --> 00:09:48,546
when you're still
on the clock?"

226
00:09:48,588 --> 00:09:49,798
Wait, you're still
on the clock?

227
00:09:49,830 --> 00:09:51,690
Yeah, yeah.
I slip out all the time.

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Nobody knows.

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But when I'm working,
I'm working.

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I don't slack off.

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Okay.

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Um...
Just an observation, Mugsy,

233
00:10:02,602 --> 00:10:06,782
but I've noticed that
you tend to lash out
at people

234
00:10:06,813 --> 00:10:09,133
even when you're often
in the wrong.

235
00:10:09,160 --> 00:10:11,400
Fuck you, ass-chin!

236
00:10:11,438 --> 00:10:13,058
What's your point?

237
00:10:13,095 --> 00:10:15,885
I'm just saying... Maybe you
should stop externalizing

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every time something
goes wrong in your life.

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LOUDERMILK: Yeah,
ass-chin does
have a point, okay?

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00:10:20,620 --> 00:10:24,140
There's a reason
that externalize
ends in "lies".

241
00:10:28,455 --> 00:10:29,725
What's going on, Cisco?

242
00:10:29,767 --> 00:10:31,727
You haven't written anything
down the whole meeting.

243
00:10:31,769 --> 00:10:32,939
Just waiting
for something good.

244
00:10:32,977 --> 00:10:35,637
What about that "externalize"
thing I just said?

245
00:10:36,877 --> 00:10:38,497
It's a little confusing.

246
00:10:38,534 --> 00:10:40,644
Jesus, Loudermilk,
not everything you say

247
00:10:40,674 --> 00:10:42,264
is tweet-tastic.

248
00:10:42,296 --> 00:10:45,606
"Tweet-tastic".
Oh.[KEYS TAPPING]

249
00:10:45,645 --> 00:10:47,675
Oh, come on.
You're going
to write thatdown?

250
00:10:47,716 --> 00:10:51,266
Yeah, it's funny and,
like, kind of profound

251
00:10:51,305 --> 00:10:52,785
if you think about it.

252
00:10:52,824 --> 00:10:55,484
You know, Cisco, I also say
a lot of insightful things

253
00:10:55,516 --> 00:10:56,856
from time to time.

254
00:10:56,897 --> 00:10:59,177
Maybe you can quote me.
Like what?

255
00:10:59,210 --> 00:11:03,590
Okay, well, uh,
life is like an onion.

256
00:11:03,628 --> 00:11:08,218
You peel one layer
at a time, and, uh...

257
00:11:08,253 --> 00:11:10,883
Sometimes
it makes you weep.

258
00:11:10,911 --> 00:11:13,401
Okay. I was going to say
"sometimes it makes
your fingers stink",

259
00:11:13,431 --> 00:11:15,121
but, yeah, six of one,
half a dozen of another.

260
00:11:15,157 --> 00:11:16,947
Cisco, write this down.

261
00:11:16,986 --> 00:11:18,706
I relate everything
to Tetris.

262
00:11:18,747 --> 00:11:20,747
If one thing
that game's taught me
anything about life,

263
00:11:20,783 --> 00:11:23,273
it's that errors pile up
and accomplishments disappear.

264
00:11:23,303 --> 00:11:25,033
Whoa!
Fuck, yeah.

265
00:11:25,063 --> 00:11:28,003
I believe it was
St. Thomas Aquinas who said,

266
00:11:28,032 --> 00:11:30,592
"The things we love
define who we are".

267
00:11:30,620 --> 00:11:33,110
Hm, I think that was actually
Flaubert that said that.

268
00:11:33,140 --> 00:11:34,660
Flaubert.

269
00:11:34,694 --> 00:11:37,394
Are y'all kidding me?
Flaubert?

270
00:11:37,420 --> 00:11:38,700
St. Thomas Aquinas?

271
00:11:38,732 --> 00:11:41,082
Man, you all are a bunch
of motherfucking posers!

272
00:11:41,114 --> 00:11:42,814
Thank you, Stevie.
Thank you.

273
00:11:42,840 --> 00:11:45,050
There's a lot of ego
in this room right now.

274
00:11:45,083 --> 00:11:48,403
Way too much ego.
It's concerning.

275
00:11:48,431 --> 00:11:51,711
And let's not lose sight
of the fact that
this is "Loudermilk Says."

276
00:11:51,745 --> 00:11:54,675
Holy shit!
We just hit 3,000 followers.

277
00:11:54,714 --> 00:11:56,204
How is that
even possible?

278
00:11:56,232 --> 00:11:58,752
A lot of people retweeted
yesterday's tweet.

279
00:11:58,787 --> 00:12:01,267
Which one?
Um.

280
00:12:01,306 --> 00:12:04,406
"If the past calls,
let it go to voicemail.

281
00:12:04,447 --> 00:12:06,067
"It has nothing new
to say to you."

282
00:12:06,104 --> 00:12:09,004
You know what I love
about what I did there is...

283
00:12:21,361 --> 00:12:24,231
Loudermilk
changed the meeting time!

284
00:12:24,260 --> 00:12:26,370
I thought I told you
about that, though, right?

285
00:12:26,400 --> 00:12:28,330
I did call you.

286
00:12:28,368 --> 00:12:29,708
It doesn't matter.

287
00:12:29,749 --> 00:12:31,539
We've got a couple
minutes left.

288
00:12:31,578 --> 00:12:34,238
Uh, so if you have something
that you do want to say,

289
00:12:34,270 --> 00:12:35,860
just jump right in.

290
00:12:35,893 --> 00:12:37,693
The time is all yours now.

291
00:12:37,722 --> 00:12:39,592
Um, you know, so...

292
00:12:39,620 --> 00:12:41,550
I'm sure you have a lot
on your mind.

293
00:12:43,003 --> 00:12:45,213
Hmm. No.

294
00:12:45,247 --> 00:12:46,697
Okay. Good meeting.

295
00:12:46,731 --> 00:12:48,151
Um, just leave the chairs
where they are

296
00:12:48,181 --> 00:12:49,601
'cause I think we're...
We're gonna be back.

297
00:12:51,149 --> 00:12:53,599
BEN: Go away!

298
00:12:53,634 --> 00:12:55,124
Is there a Ben
in there with you?

299
00:12:58,605 --> 00:13:01,945
Oh, great.
What are you? Slumming?

300
00:13:01,988 --> 00:13:03,578
Uh, no.

301
00:13:03,610 --> 00:13:06,160
We wanted to stop by,
see if you were doing okay.

302
00:13:07,683 --> 00:13:09,583
What happened
to your eye?

303
00:13:09,616 --> 00:13:11,646
Funny story...
The homeless gentleman

304
00:13:11,687 --> 00:13:13,097
that you had me
make amends with?

305
00:13:13,137 --> 00:13:14,617
He spat in it.
Oh, God.

306
00:13:14,655 --> 00:13:16,585
You must've been pissed.

307
00:13:16,623 --> 00:13:18,113
Hey, Ben.
Hey. How's it going, Eugene?

308
00:13:18,142 --> 00:13:21,152
He claims it was a sneeze,
but, uh, there was no build-up

309
00:13:21,179 --> 00:13:23,179
or warning, just...
Right in my eye.

310
00:13:23,216 --> 00:13:25,736
Do most sneezes
have a warning?Yeah, they do.

311
00:13:25,770 --> 00:13:27,980
It's the "Ah, ah"
part of the "Ah-choo."

312
00:13:28,014 --> 00:13:30,094
This was just "Choo!"
Just bang.

313
00:13:30,119 --> 00:13:32,499
Man, that really
doesn't look good.

314
00:13:32,535 --> 00:13:34,915
I mean, I think
you might have
some kind of,

315
00:13:34,952 --> 00:13:36,262
like,
flesh-eating thing.

316
00:13:36,298 --> 00:13:38,198
You know, when you
share spit with a bum,

317
00:13:38,231 --> 00:13:41,171
you're sharing every Dumpster
gumbo he's ever slurped down.

318
00:13:41,199 --> 00:13:43,929
Oh, geez.
It really itches bad.

319
00:13:43,961 --> 00:13:45,511
It's like...
Well, stop rubbing it.

320
00:13:45,548 --> 00:13:46,758
You're making it worse.

321
00:13:46,791 --> 00:13:48,341
Thanks, buddy.
That's really sweet of you.

322
00:13:48,379 --> 00:13:50,759
I have an appointment
with a doctor
later today, so...

323
00:13:50,795 --> 00:13:52,305
Well, you should bring
that homeless guy.

324
00:13:52,348 --> 00:13:54,008
Have him tested, too.
Seriously?

325
00:13:54,040 --> 00:13:56,110
Yeah.
Whatever he gave you

326
00:13:56,145 --> 00:13:58,345
might not show up
in your blood for months,

327
00:13:58,389 --> 00:14:01,529
but they can test him now,
and you can get a beat on it.

328
00:14:01,564 --> 00:14:02,744
That makes sense.

329
00:14:04,050 --> 00:14:07,360
Jesus. [SIGHS]

330
00:14:07,398 --> 00:14:08,808
You guys want to come in?

331
00:14:08,848 --> 00:14:10,878
No.
No.

332
00:14:10,919 --> 00:14:13,369
♪♪

333
00:14:14,750 --> 00:14:16,340
Thank you.

334
00:14:17,339 --> 00:14:19,199
Hey, man. Hey.

335
00:14:19,237 --> 00:14:21,957
Ah. [CHUCKLES]
Well, well, look who's back.

336
00:14:21,999 --> 00:14:24,659
You come to give me
another half-baked apology?

337
00:14:24,691 --> 00:14:26,381
No, but I got to thinking
to myself.

338
00:14:26,417 --> 00:14:28,207
I got to do something nice
for this gentlemen, you know,

339
00:14:28,246 --> 00:14:30,346
just to make up
for that half-assed apology.

340
00:14:30,386 --> 00:14:32,386
Can you get to the point, sir?
I'm trying to work here.

341
00:14:32,423 --> 00:14:34,013
Hey. Ooh.

342
00:14:34,045 --> 00:14:35,835
Look, as I was walking up
the street,

343
00:14:35,875 --> 00:14:37,455
I was thinking maybe
I could take the gentleman

344
00:14:37,497 --> 00:14:39,397
for a cup of coffee,
and then you don't need that.

345
00:14:39,430 --> 00:14:41,740
And then, I thought,
oh, how about I buy
some more window cleaner?

346
00:14:41,777 --> 00:14:43,707
But looks like you're
pretty well topped up.

347
00:14:43,744 --> 00:14:46,234
And then it hit me.
How about a medical checkup?

348
00:14:46,264 --> 00:14:48,204
Medical checkup?
Yeah, a medical checkup.

349
00:14:48,232 --> 00:14:50,862
Yeah, I can't imagine you
get those very often.[SCOFFS]

350
00:14:50,890 --> 00:14:53,000
And why, pray tell
would you think

351
00:14:53,030 --> 00:14:55,520
I don't get proper
medical care?

352
00:14:55,549 --> 00:14:59,279
Well, be... Because...
You know, you're homeless.

353
00:14:59,312 --> 00:15:01,212
Excuse me, sir?
I have a home.

354
00:15:01,245 --> 00:15:03,065
You do?
Yeah.

355
00:15:03,109 --> 00:15:04,659
Right there.

356
00:15:04,696 --> 00:15:06,866
You know, not everyone has

357
00:15:06,906 --> 00:15:09,176
a "traditional"
brick-and-mortar
dwelling, sir.

358
00:15:09,218 --> 00:15:10,358
Yeah?

359
00:15:10,392 --> 00:15:12,602
I don't need much room,
and I like the fact

360
00:15:12,635 --> 00:15:14,595
that my carbon footprint
is small.

361
00:15:14,637 --> 00:15:17,017
Right.
So what do you say, huh?

362
00:15:17,054 --> 00:15:18,644
Are you going to let me
take you to an appointment?

363
00:15:18,676 --> 00:15:20,256
'Cause if you don't,
I'll tell you what.

364
00:15:20,298 --> 00:15:21,888
I'm going to come right back
down here every day

365
00:15:21,921 --> 00:15:23,371
and pester you
until you say "yes".

366
00:15:23,405 --> 00:15:25,025
Really?
No, this is your only shot.

367
00:15:25,855 --> 00:15:27,925
Hmm.

368
00:15:27,961 --> 00:15:30,271
Well, you know,
there are a couple things

369
00:15:30,308 --> 00:15:32,828
I wouldn't mind
getting looked at.

370
00:15:32,862 --> 00:15:35,282
I do have a curious nodule
on my undercarriage.

371
00:15:35,313 --> 00:15:37,973
Hunh. You know, "Case
of the Curious Nodule"

372
00:15:38,006 --> 00:15:39,796
is my favorite
Sherlock Holmes mystery.

373
00:15:39,835 --> 00:15:41,485
[BOTH LAUGH]

374
00:15:41,526 --> 00:15:43,426
Hey, hey, there you go!
Come on.

375
00:15:43,459 --> 00:15:45,569
Look, I already made
an appointment,
and it's on me.

376
00:15:45,599 --> 00:15:46,809
What do you say?
All right.

377
00:15:46,842 --> 00:15:48,122
There we go.
That's a guy.

378
00:15:52,365 --> 00:15:54,915
Gentlemen, who should
I talk to first?

379
00:15:54,954 --> 00:15:57,514
Ben or Barrington?

380
00:15:57,542 --> 00:15:59,722
Uh, you can talk
to both of us.

381
00:15:59,751 --> 00:16:01,271
Barrington? Really?

382
00:16:01,305 --> 00:16:04,095
What?
I ran a full battery
of tests,

383
00:16:04,135 --> 00:16:06,065
and all the blood-work
came back clean.

384
00:16:06,103 --> 00:16:08,593
Oh!
Thank the lucky stars.

385
00:16:08,622 --> 00:16:10,592
Okay, cool. So this...
This thing

386
00:16:10,624 --> 00:16:12,014
where he sneezed
in my eye?

387
00:16:12,040 --> 00:16:13,870
This is nothing?
Just a sty.

388
00:16:13,903 --> 00:16:15,773
It'll go away
if you stop rubbing it.

389
00:16:15,802 --> 00:16:18,012
And for the record,
I did not sneeze in your eye.

390
00:16:18,046 --> 00:16:20,116
I sneezed in your eye's
general direction.

391
00:16:20,151 --> 00:16:23,431
Yeah? Well, it felt like
I was sitting in
the first row at SeaWorld.

392
00:16:23,465 --> 00:16:25,845
[SCOFFS] Figures.
You would go to SeaWorld.

393
00:16:25,881 --> 00:16:27,261
Oh, great. Okay.

394
00:16:27,296 --> 00:16:28,946
This is insulting.
Take me home.

395
00:16:28,988 --> 00:16:32,088
Not so fast.
It's...not all good.

396
00:16:32,129 --> 00:16:35,199
Barrington, you have serious
coronary issues.

397
00:16:35,235 --> 00:16:37,955
How serious?
You need a triple by-pass.

398
00:16:39,067 --> 00:16:40,967
What?

399
00:16:43,554 --> 00:16:45,044
Wow.

400
00:16:45,073 --> 00:16:46,833
Yeah, that is
certainly serious.

401
00:16:46,867 --> 00:16:48,697
You know, I'm gonna let you
two sort this out.

402
00:16:48,731 --> 00:16:52,291
And, uh, hey, good luck.
[DOOR OPENS]

403
00:16:52,321 --> 00:16:53,771
You're leaving?

404
00:16:53,805 --> 00:16:55,045
You said this was on you?

405
00:16:55,083 --> 00:16:57,363
Well, yeah, I mean, yeah, when
I thought they were going to

406
00:16:57,395 --> 00:16:59,915
give you, you know,
like a tube of Lotrimin

407
00:16:59,949 --> 00:17:03,609
or a tetanus shot,
not open-heart surgery.
I mean...

408
00:17:03,643 --> 00:17:05,163
I get it.

409
00:17:05,886 --> 00:17:07,296
Great.

410
00:17:08,648 --> 00:17:10,308
[SIGHS]

411
00:17:10,339 --> 00:17:12,889
All right. Look.
How much
is this going to cost?

412
00:17:12,928 --> 00:17:14,518
It's like triple by-pass,
so that's what?

413
00:17:14,550 --> 00:17:15,690
1, 2, $300?

414
00:17:15,724 --> 00:17:17,554
It's a bit more than that.

415
00:17:17,588 --> 00:17:20,068
We've got people who can talk
about a payment plan.

416
00:17:20,108 --> 00:17:22,768
Super. Excellent.
That makes sense.

417
00:17:22,800 --> 00:17:25,010
Or, you know,
if we're smart,

418
00:17:25,044 --> 00:17:27,674
and since he's probably
headied in that direction
anyway,

419
00:17:27,701 --> 00:17:29,701
we can wait until he needs
a quadruple by-pass,

420
00:17:29,738 --> 00:17:31,978
then we'll just knock them
all out at the same time.
How about that?

421
00:17:32,016 --> 00:17:34,666
Let me state this as clearly
as I can.

422
00:17:34,708 --> 00:17:37,438
If Barrington doesn't have
heart surgery ASAP,

423
00:17:37,470 --> 00:17:39,510
he's a ticking time bomb.

424
00:17:39,541 --> 00:17:41,921
Mm-hmm. Okay, now,
when you say "time bomb",

425
00:17:41,957 --> 00:17:43,917
how long or short
is that fuse?

426
00:17:43,959 --> 00:17:46,269
A time bomb
don't have a fuse.

427
00:17:46,306 --> 00:17:47,856
It just blows.

428
00:17:47,894 --> 00:17:50,524
WOMAN ON PA:
Dr. Ross, Maternity.

429
00:17:50,552 --> 00:17:52,382
Dr. Ross, Maternity.

430
00:17:53,244 --> 00:17:54,974
Wow.

431
00:17:55,004 --> 00:17:58,084
Am I ever glad you talked me
into coming here today.

432
00:17:58,111 --> 00:17:59,771
You saved my life, brother.

433
00:18:00,424 --> 00:18:02,534
Happy to help.

434
00:18:02,564 --> 00:18:04,394
I'll tell you what.

435
00:18:04,428 --> 00:18:06,838
You work my corner
while I'm laid up in here

436
00:18:06,878 --> 00:18:09,398
and put the money
towards my medical bills,

437
00:18:09,433 --> 00:18:10,473
we'll call it even.

438
00:18:10,503 --> 00:18:14,093
You want me to wash
windshields on the street?

439
00:18:14,127 --> 00:18:15,777
Uh, no.

440
00:18:15,818 --> 00:18:17,268
Look, don't worry about it.

441
00:18:17,303 --> 00:18:18,863
I'll figure out another way
to get the money.

442
00:18:18,890 --> 00:18:21,000
No, it's not just about
the money, sir.

443
00:18:21,030 --> 00:18:23,860
It's taken me years
to claim that little chunk
of real estate

444
00:18:23,895 --> 00:18:25,375
and build up my clientele.

445
00:18:25,414 --> 00:18:26,974
Clientele?

446
00:18:27,002 --> 00:18:29,142
Look, I'm not hanging out
in your corner

447
00:18:29,177 --> 00:18:30,657
for the next two
or three weeks.

448
00:18:30,695 --> 00:18:32,455
That's insane.
Fine.

449
00:18:32,490 --> 00:18:34,290
Then I'm out of here.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

450
00:18:34,320 --> 00:18:35,910
Hey, come on.
Get back down there.

451
00:18:35,942 --> 00:18:37,842
Look, I've been hanging out
in the finance office

452
00:18:37,875 --> 00:18:40,395
for the past three hours,
filling out papers for you.

453
00:18:40,429 --> 00:18:43,879
Blood has been spilled
defending that corner
from interlopers, sir.

454
00:18:43,915 --> 00:18:45,605
If I'm laid up here,
even for a couple days,

455
00:18:45,641 --> 00:18:47,091
someone will claim it.

456
00:18:47,126 --> 00:18:49,396
And the thought of that
is stressing me out!

457
00:18:49,438 --> 00:18:51,368
Oh, boy, oh, wow,
there it is.

458
00:18:51,406 --> 00:18:52,646
Nurse!

459
00:18:52,683 --> 00:18:54,753
It really does feel like
an elephant's on your chest.

460
00:18:54,788 --> 00:18:57,578
Okay. Look, look, look.
I'll do... I'll do it, okay?
I'll do it.

461
00:18:57,619 --> 00:19:00,789
♪♪

462
00:19:05,903 --> 00:19:08,113
Where is everybody?
Don't worry about them.

463
00:19:08,147 --> 00:19:11,147
I need to talk to you...
Alone.

464
00:19:12,185 --> 00:19:13,875
Why don't you have a seat?

465
00:19:16,431 --> 00:19:18,301
[SIGHS]

466
00:19:22,782 --> 00:19:26,512
Listen. I know you've had
a tough life.

467
00:19:26,544 --> 00:19:29,934
You mentioned that your dad
was a bad man.

468
00:19:29,961 --> 00:19:32,651
I'm guessing
he had his own
substance-abuse issues...

469
00:19:32,688 --> 00:19:34,308
Probably beat on you
and your mom?

470
00:19:34,345 --> 00:19:36,725
No, no, no. No.
Nothing like that.

471
00:19:36,761 --> 00:19:39,521
Okay, well,
whatever he did...

472
00:19:39,557 --> 00:19:43,217
He said I had to be out of his
place by my 25th birthday.

473
00:19:48,980 --> 00:19:52,190
That seems pretty...
Reasonable...

474
00:19:52,225 --> 00:19:55,465
But hey, I...
I wasn't there.

475
00:19:55,504 --> 00:19:58,994
He didn't tell me
until my 24th birthday.

476
00:20:03,236 --> 00:20:05,856
It was my birthday, man.

477
00:20:09,380 --> 00:20:12,040
Hmm.

478
00:20:12,072 --> 00:20:14,072
Yeah, I can s...

479
00:20:14,109 --> 00:20:16,629
I'm just gonna
say it, okay?

480
00:20:16,663 --> 00:20:19,223
You got to confess
to the police.

481
00:20:19,252 --> 00:20:20,742
You got to tell them
everything.

482
00:20:20,771 --> 00:20:22,601
You got to tell them
where the body is.

483
00:20:25,258 --> 00:20:27,048
Why would I do that?

484
00:20:27,087 --> 00:20:30,607
Because this program,
these meetings
that you've been

485
00:20:30,643 --> 00:20:33,133
attending regularly for
the last couple of months...

486
00:20:33,162 --> 00:20:36,202
Two years.
Two years.

487
00:20:36,235 --> 00:20:40,405
It's all about
rigorous honesty, okay?

488
00:20:40,446 --> 00:20:42,376
And trying to live
with a thing like this,

489
00:20:42,413 --> 00:20:44,733
it's going to eat
your ass up, man.

490
00:20:44,760 --> 00:20:48,630
It's going to send you back
to the bottle, to the H,

491
00:20:48,661 --> 00:20:50,281
to whatever
your drug of choice was.

492
00:20:50,318 --> 00:20:52,148
Pot.
To the pot.

493
00:20:53,907 --> 00:20:56,907
Really. It... Pot.

494
00:20:56,945 --> 00:20:59,015
Yeah. Pot is bad.

495
00:20:59,050 --> 00:21:02,610
Pot is... Is...
It's really bad.

496
00:21:02,640 --> 00:21:05,950
Um, it was just pot?
Mmm-hmm.

497
00:21:05,988 --> 00:21:07,438
Yeah.

498
00:21:07,473 --> 00:21:10,443
Pot's a gateway
to more pot.

499
00:21:10,476 --> 00:21:12,126
[SIGHS]

500
00:21:12,167 --> 00:21:15,477
If I tell the cops what I did,
they'll lock me up.

501
00:21:15,515 --> 00:21:18,235
Well,
we don't know that.

502
00:21:18,277 --> 00:21:22,247
You didn't kill that guy until
after he threatened us, right?

503
00:21:22,281 --> 00:21:24,281
So that's
like self-defense.

504
00:21:26,664 --> 00:21:28,944
Were you the one
who called the cops on me?

505
00:21:30,116 --> 00:21:31,426
[SIGHS]

506
00:21:33,153 --> 00:21:34,953
[EXHALES DEEPLY]

507
00:21:35,777 --> 00:21:37,297
Yeah.

508
00:21:38,780 --> 00:21:40,330
Yeah, that was me.

509
00:21:42,301 --> 00:21:47,311
I...
Rigorous honesty, right?

510
00:21:47,340 --> 00:21:50,590
I was looking out
for my group...
And for you.

511
00:21:53,104 --> 00:21:54,424
Look...

512
00:21:55,555 --> 00:21:56,965
Here's the deal.

513
00:21:58,489 --> 00:22:02,249
You got to pay the price
for the things you do
in this life,

514
00:22:02,286 --> 00:22:05,076
and you can pay it now
and get it over with

515
00:22:05,116 --> 00:22:06,666
or you're going
to pay it later.

516
00:22:06,704 --> 00:22:08,334
Later's always worse.

517
00:22:09,914 --> 00:22:11,954
I know it seems crazy,
but this...

518
00:22:11,985 --> 00:22:14,015
This is the easiest way.

519
00:22:17,128 --> 00:22:18,788
[SIGHS]

520
00:22:21,650 --> 00:22:23,130
Okay.

521
00:22:23,169 --> 00:22:24,239
Okay what?

522
00:22:26,172 --> 00:22:27,732
I'll turn myself in.

523
00:22:29,244 --> 00:22:31,494
You're making
the right decision.

524
00:22:32,523 --> 00:22:35,493
I am really proud
of you, um...

525
00:22:35,526 --> 00:22:38,836
Walter.
Walter. Walter.

526
00:22:38,874 --> 00:22:41,224
Really, really proud.

527
00:22:43,120 --> 00:22:44,920
How about I take you
to the station,

528
00:22:44,949 --> 00:22:46,569
make sure
they treat you right.

529
00:22:48,884 --> 00:22:50,544
All right.
Yeah.

530
00:22:54,821 --> 00:22:56,031
[EXHALES SHARPLY]

531
00:22:56,064 --> 00:22:58,034
Hey, um, Loudermilk...

532
00:22:58,066 --> 00:22:59,686
Yeah?

533
00:22:59,723 --> 00:23:02,523
You think I can come back
to the group when I get out?

534
00:23:03,796 --> 00:23:05,556
Absolutely, Walter.

535
00:23:06,246 --> 00:23:07,936
You can always come back.

536
00:23:13,184 --> 00:23:16,224
♪♪

537
00:23:20,709 --> 00:23:23,369
There we go.
All right.

538
00:23:23,402 --> 00:23:27,232
Okay. Nice.
Thank you very much!
Hey, come again!

539
00:23:34,067 --> 00:23:36,547
Shit! Hey, buddy!

540
00:23:36,587 --> 00:23:37,967
This is my corner!
All right?

541
00:23:38,002 --> 00:23:40,182
I'm a big, crazy mama dog
with eight swollen nipples!

542
00:23:40,211 --> 00:23:41,731
And nobody's gonna
take my babies!

543
00:23:41,765 --> 00:23:43,175
Take it easy there,
big fella.

544
00:23:43,214 --> 00:23:44,944
I own the cafe
down the street.

545
00:23:44,975 --> 00:23:46,735
I just wanted to give you
some of our day-old bread.

546
00:23:46,770 --> 00:23:49,050
Oh. Oh,
what a lovely gesture.

547
00:23:49,082 --> 00:23:51,292
I'm sorry for hollering.
Thank you very much.

548
00:23:51,326 --> 00:23:53,326
I'm actually doing
the no-carb thing right now,

549
00:23:53,362 --> 00:23:55,362
but it's my cheat day,
so I appreciate it.

550
00:23:55,399 --> 00:23:56,639
Thanks.

551
00:23:58,575 --> 00:24:00,265
Hey, mama dog.

552
00:24:03,303 --> 00:24:04,623
Need some water?

553
00:24:04,650 --> 00:24:07,270
Oh, water would be great.
Yeah.

554
00:24:07,307 --> 00:24:09,277
No way this bread
is just one-day old.

555
00:24:11,588 --> 00:24:12,758
How'd you know where I was?

556
00:24:12,796 --> 00:24:16,106
One of the group guys
saw you and was worried.

557
00:24:16,869 --> 00:24:19,669
I'm just making amends,
you know.

558
00:24:19,699 --> 00:24:22,359
The homeless guy, he's, uh...
He's in the hospital,

559
00:24:22,391 --> 00:24:24,601
so I'm just watching
his corner until he gets out.

560
00:24:24,635 --> 00:24:26,285
Oh, okay.

561
00:24:27,707 --> 00:24:29,677
Anyway,
it's, uh, rush hour,

562
00:24:29,709 --> 00:24:32,229
so I should probably
get back to the grind.

563
00:24:32,263 --> 00:24:33,643
But, uh, thank you.

564
00:24:34,645 --> 00:24:36,225
Thanks for coming by, Sam.

565
00:24:36,267 --> 00:24:38,167
Hey, Ben. Um...

566
00:24:38,200 --> 00:24:40,580
Listen, I've been thinking...
Maybe when
you're done here,

567
00:24:40,617 --> 00:24:42,957
why don't you spend the night
on the couch tonight?

568
00:24:42,998 --> 00:24:45,038
Really?
Yeah,

569
00:24:45,069 --> 00:24:47,139
but only if you get back
going to meetings.

570
00:24:48,487 --> 00:24:49,757
Cool, cool.
Yeah.

571
00:24:49,798 --> 00:24:51,178
I'll get back in touch
with my group.

572
00:24:51,213 --> 00:24:53,463
Oh, the group that let you
drink all last year?

573
00:24:53,492 --> 00:24:55,362
No. Uh-uh, uh-uh.

574
00:24:55,390 --> 00:24:56,600
You're coming
to my meetings.

575
00:24:57,357 --> 00:24:58,807
I don't know, Loudermilk.

576
00:24:58,842 --> 00:25:00,362
I mean, you know,
I went to your meeting once.

577
00:25:00,395 --> 00:25:02,285
Those guys are all a bunch
of fucking wackos.

578
00:25:02,328 --> 00:25:03,948
You're wearing two
different shoes,

579
00:25:03,985 --> 00:25:05,945
and you have a fucking turkey
on your he...

580
00:25:05,987 --> 00:25:08,017
You know, f...
Eh.

581
00:25:08,058 --> 00:25:09,538
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Sam? Sam?

582
00:25:10,716 --> 00:25:11,856
That sounds good.
I'll do it.

583
00:25:12,372 --> 00:25:13,622
All right.
Okay.

584
00:25:13,650 --> 00:25:16,720
See ya. Okay.
I'll see you tonight.

585
00:25:16,756 --> 00:25:20,656
All right, everybody.
Let's, uh, let's sit down.[INDISTINCT CONVERSATION]

586
00:25:20,691 --> 00:25:22,311
Listen up.

587
00:25:22,348 --> 00:25:24,728
I have some good news.

588
00:25:24,764 --> 00:25:27,224
I took Walter in today
to the police station

589
00:25:27,249 --> 00:25:28,389
to turn himself in
for the murder.

590
00:25:29,528 --> 00:25:30,668
Who the fuck is Walter?

591
00:25:30,701 --> 00:25:33,221
How many murderers do we have
in here, dipshit?

592
00:25:33,255 --> 00:25:35,665
How... How'd you get him
to do it?

593
00:25:35,706 --> 00:25:37,326
I just had a heart to heart
with the kid

594
00:25:37,363 --> 00:25:39,813
about the value
of doing the right thing.

595
00:25:39,848 --> 00:25:42,058
To his credit, he did it.

596
00:25:42,092 --> 00:25:44,582
See, that's the kind of shit
why "Loudermilk Says"

597
00:25:44,612 --> 00:25:46,512
just cracked
10,000 followers, baby!

598
00:25:46,545 --> 00:25:48,575
Shut up. Really?

599
00:25:48,616 --> 00:25:50,826
Hey, hey, hey.

600
00:25:50,859 --> 00:25:52,589
Wait.
What's this?

601
00:25:52,620 --> 00:25:56,280
"Loudermilk says Papa John's
is the best pizza in town"?

602
00:25:56,313 --> 00:25:57,693
I never said that.

603
00:25:57,728 --> 00:25:59,178
Yeah, I think you said
that last week.

604
00:25:59,212 --> 00:26:00,392
Why would I say that
in a meeting?

605
00:26:00,420 --> 00:26:02,250
I don't know.
Maybe you were hungry.

606
00:26:02,284 --> 00:26:05,464
There's also one
for a DUI law firm
and a doggy day care.

607
00:26:06,116 --> 00:26:08,526
Okay. Look, man.

608
00:26:08,567 --> 00:26:10,357
Now that we have
this many followers,

609
00:26:10,396 --> 00:26:12,606
I was able
to get some companies
to pay for advertising.

610
00:26:12,640 --> 00:26:15,610
Pay who?
Pay... Pay us?

611
00:26:15,643 --> 00:26:17,233
Yeah.
I'll give you 40%.

612
00:26:17,265 --> 00:26:20,195
No, I want 50%, and I want
approval over the sponsors.

613
00:26:20,233 --> 00:26:22,343
No more fucking Papa John's,
and if Red Lobster calls,

614
00:26:22,373 --> 00:26:23,583
that's a hard no.

615
00:26:24,652 --> 00:26:26,312
Deal.
Hang on there.

616
00:26:26,343 --> 00:26:29,243
I think we should all
get a cut, like 10% each
or something.

617
00:26:29,277 --> 00:26:31,687
Yeah, all 12 of us
should get 10%.

618
00:26:31,728 --> 00:26:33,208
Yeah.
That sounds fair.

619
00:26:33,246 --> 00:26:35,316
Yeah, we're all part of
the creative process here.

620
00:26:35,352 --> 00:26:37,462
No, no, no, no, no.
This is our jam.

621
00:26:37,492 --> 00:26:41,392
Is it? "The miserable have no
other medicine but hope

622
00:26:41,427 --> 00:26:43,737
"and tequila."
That was mine.

623
00:26:43,774 --> 00:26:45,294
It was a play
on a Shakespeare quote.

624
00:26:45,327 --> 00:26:48,157
You've posted things
from all of us.

625
00:26:48,192 --> 00:26:51,402
Okay, so I sample
from the group,

626
00:26:51,437 --> 00:26:53,127
but none of it's
copyrightable.

627
00:26:53,163 --> 00:26:55,233
Well, then,
maybe you should call it

628
00:26:55,268 --> 00:26:57,998
"Cool Things I Heard
in Group", so nobody here
feels slighted.

629
00:26:58,030 --> 00:27:00,070
If I changed the name, I'd
have to get a new account.

630
00:27:00,101 --> 00:27:01,241
I'd lose all my followers.

631
00:27:01,274 --> 00:27:03,004
If that's how you feel,
please don't quote me anymore.

632
00:27:03,035 --> 00:27:05,135
That's fine.
You're blacklisted anyways.

633
00:27:05,175 --> 00:27:07,275
I got into a lot of shit
for that Tetris quote.

634
00:27:07,315 --> 00:27:08,585
Why?
That was a solid quote.

635
00:27:08,627 --> 00:27:10,277
From Bill Murray.

636
00:27:10,318 --> 00:27:12,248
You plagiarized
Bill Murray?

637
00:27:12,285 --> 00:27:13,765
It's called
parallel thinking.

638
00:27:13,804 --> 00:27:15,504
Sometimes two people can have
the same idea

639
00:27:15,530 --> 00:27:16,670
almost simultaneously.

640
00:27:16,704 --> 00:27:18,604
Yeah, except he said
it ten years ago.

641
00:27:18,637 --> 00:27:20,737
Not cool, Tony.
Not cool.

642
00:27:20,777 --> 00:27:22,917
Well, you know,
I'm pretty sure
the thing you said

643
00:27:22,951 --> 00:27:25,711
about the voicemail
wasn't yours either.

644
00:27:25,747 --> 00:27:30,367
Uh, there's a small chance
that maybe I heard that
or I read it

645
00:27:30,407 --> 00:27:33,197
and it lodged in my...
In my subconscious,

646
00:27:33,237 --> 00:27:35,617
but I wouldn't...
Okay, you know what?

647
00:27:35,654 --> 00:27:36,974
Forget it.
Forget it.

648
00:27:37,000 --> 00:27:38,860
New rule.
Put the phones away.

649
00:27:38,898 --> 00:27:40,068
All right?

650
00:27:40,106 --> 00:27:42,136
No more phones
in the meetings.

651
00:27:42,177 --> 00:27:43,867
That's it.

652
00:27:43,903 --> 00:27:46,013
We're here to get sober,
not famous.

653
00:27:46,043 --> 00:27:48,323
Oh, that's a good quote.
Yeah, get that in there.

654
00:27:48,356 --> 00:27:49,696
But that's
the last one!

655
00:27:49,737 --> 00:27:52,357
♪ Step out ♪

656
00:27:52,394 --> 00:27:54,674
♪ Step out of our cages ♪

657
00:27:54,707 --> 00:27:57,117
♪ Step out ♪

658
00:27:57,158 --> 00:27:59,538
♪ Of our paper cages ♪

659
00:27:59,574 --> 00:28:01,714
♪ Step out ♪

660
00:28:01,749 --> 00:28:04,719
♪ Step out of our cages ♪

661
00:28:04,752 --> 00:28:09,242
♪ We're living our lives
in paper cages ♪

662
00:28:09,273 --> 00:28:10,553
♪ Step out ♪

663
00:28:10,585 --> 00:28:12,205
Come on!

664
00:28:12,242 --> 00:28:17,492
♪♪

665
00:28:17,523 --> 00:28:22,803
♪♪

666
00:28:22,839 --> 00:28:28,429
♪♪

667
00:28:28,465 --> 00:28:33,325
♪ Living our lives
in paper cages ♪

668
00:28:33,366 --> 00:28:37,716
♪ Living our lives
in paper cages ♪

669
00:28:37,750 --> 00:28:42,510
♪ Living our lives
in paper cages ♪

670
00:28:42,548 --> 00:28:43,718
♪ Step out ♪