1 00:00:03,210 --> 00:00:05,070 [BOTTLE CAP CLATTERS] Is that how it's gonna be now? 2 00:00:05,108 --> 00:00:07,388 You're gonna drink in the apartment in front of me? 3 00:00:07,421 --> 00:00:10,631 All right. I'm sorry. You're right. No more drinking... 4 00:00:10,665 --> 00:00:12,935 In the apartment. 5 00:00:12,978 --> 00:00:15,078 Go throw with the guy. What? Why? 6 00:00:15,118 --> 00:00:17,848 Look at him. He doesn't have anybody to play with. 7 00:00:17,879 --> 00:00:19,639 Bye, Claire. Bye. 8 00:00:19,674 --> 00:00:22,854 You set me up. You paid this little asshole to talk to me.No. 9 00:00:22,884 --> 00:00:24,164 Hello, Memphis. 10 00:00:24,196 --> 00:00:25,536 LOUDERMILK: Ben's the kind of guy 11 00:00:25,577 --> 00:00:26,847 who would steal his best friend's wife. 12 00:00:26,888 --> 00:00:28,858 I was your ex-wife when I met him. 13 00:00:28,890 --> 00:00:30,960 You're the suckiest roommate I've ever had. 14 00:00:30,996 --> 00:00:32,956 Worse than the guy that married your wife? 15 00:00:32,998 --> 00:00:34,028 [KNOCK ON DOOR] 16 00:00:34,068 --> 00:00:36,038 ♪♪ 17 00:00:37,347 --> 00:00:38,727 Hey, Sam. 18 00:00:38,762 --> 00:00:41,182 ♪♪ 19 00:00:44,492 --> 00:00:48,392 WOMAN: [OVER P.A.] Dr. Benson to admitting. Dr. Benson to admitting. 20 00:00:49,877 --> 00:00:51,877 [TELEPHONE RINGS] 21 00:00:51,913 --> 00:00:53,363 [INDISTINCT ANNOUNCEMENT OVER P.A. SYSTEM] 22 00:00:53,398 --> 00:00:54,878 Hell of a night, huh? 23 00:00:54,916 --> 00:00:56,086 Mmm. 24 00:00:58,955 --> 00:01:00,405 Bet you'll never guess what happened to me. 25 00:01:00,439 --> 00:01:02,549 [CHUCKLES] 26 00:01:02,579 --> 00:01:06,379 Yeah, I went and mistook my thumb for a tenderloin again. 27 00:01:06,411 --> 00:01:08,071 You'd be surprised how often that happens. 28 00:01:09,862 --> 00:01:11,452 I used to say I was all thumbs. 29 00:01:11,485 --> 00:01:13,105 At this rate, I'll end up being no thumbs, right? 30 00:01:13,142 --> 00:01:14,872 [CHUCKLES] 31 00:01:16,421 --> 00:01:18,771 [INHALES DEEPLY, SIGHS] 32 00:01:19,941 --> 00:01:21,221 [BELL DINGS] 33 00:01:21,253 --> 00:01:22,703 Hey, nice bracelet. 34 00:01:23,635 --> 00:01:25,085 What are you, a fugitive or something? 35 00:01:26,500 --> 00:01:30,640 Dr. Richard Kimble, like, grunge edition, rock 'n' roll guy? 36 00:01:31,229 --> 00:01:33,399 Excuse me. Miss? 37 00:01:34,370 --> 00:01:35,410 Nurse? 38 00:01:36,061 --> 00:01:37,681 H-How's my wife doing? 39 00:01:37,718 --> 00:01:38,958 I'm sorry. 40 00:01:38,995 --> 00:01:40,955 The doctor will be out to speak to you when he's, uh... 41 00:01:40,997 --> 00:01:42,137 When he's what? 42 00:01:43,551 --> 00:01:44,551 What's going on? 43 00:01:45,312 --> 00:01:46,802 Just... Just be patient. 44 00:01:46,830 --> 00:01:48,490 Everybody's doing the best they can. 45 00:01:49,074 --> 00:01:51,014 [BREATHING SHAKILY] 46 00:01:54,838 --> 00:01:57,768 I guess that's why they call us...patients. 47 00:01:57,807 --> 00:01:59,257 They should call us inpatients. 48 00:01:59,291 --> 00:02:01,261 That way, it would be... Dude, shut the fuck up. 49 00:02:01,293 --> 00:02:03,503 [SIGHS] 50 00:02:03,537 --> 00:02:08,437 Dr. Alexander to oncology. Dr. Alexander to oncology. 51 00:02:09,439 --> 00:02:11,269 [SOBBING] 52 00:02:13,478 --> 00:02:15,098 Hey. 53 00:02:15,135 --> 00:02:17,445 Look, I don't know you, and you don't know me, 54 00:02:17,482 --> 00:02:18,932 but I think I might be able to help. 55 00:02:20,519 --> 00:02:22,589 Hey, uh, I run a support group 56 00:02:22,625 --> 00:02:24,345 for people with drug and alcohol issues. 57 00:02:24,385 --> 00:02:27,835 I'm not... I'm not saying that you have one, all right? I don't know you. 58 00:02:27,871 --> 00:02:29,981 That boozy vapor might just be your... 59 00:02:30,011 --> 00:02:32,261 Your Jack Daniel's cologne or... [CHUCKLES] 60 00:02:33,187 --> 00:02:34,837 [SOBBING CONTINUES] 61 00:02:40,401 --> 00:02:42,331 Listen. Um... 62 00:02:42,369 --> 00:02:44,229 Listen, man, if you ever want to talk, 63 00:02:44,267 --> 00:02:46,787 just... Just talk, get some stuff off your chest... 64 00:02:48,029 --> 00:02:49,479 Look me up, okay? 65 00:02:49,514 --> 00:02:51,794 Nice to see you again, Ben. Yeah. 66 00:02:53,034 --> 00:02:55,874 Hey, uh, whatever happened tonight, 67 00:02:57,763 --> 00:02:59,353 doesn't mean your life is over. 68 00:03:01,353 --> 00:03:03,013 Could be just the beginning. 69 00:03:05,875 --> 00:03:08,805 [FRANZ FERDINAND'S STAND ON THE HORIZONPLAYS] 70 00:03:08,843 --> 00:03:10,983 ♪♪ 71 00:03:15,678 --> 00:03:16,818 Get out. 72 00:03:17,611 --> 00:03:19,131 Well, I-I am out. 73 00:03:19,164 --> 00:03:21,304 No, outside. Now. 74 00:03:21,339 --> 00:03:23,509 [SCOFFS] Okay. 75 00:03:23,548 --> 00:03:25,338 I told you he was gonna be like this. 76 00:03:25,377 --> 00:03:27,307 What... Wait, you're in cahoots with this? 77 00:03:27,345 --> 00:03:29,305 No. Loudermilk, he's got nowhere to go. 78 00:03:29,347 --> 00:03:31,557 I don't understand. Why can't he go home to my wife? 79 00:03:31,590 --> 00:03:32,760 Uh, ex-wife. 80 00:03:33,592 --> 00:03:35,772 And if it's any consolation, she's... 81 00:03:36,802 --> 00:03:38,432 She's my ex-wife now, too. 82 00:03:38,459 --> 00:03:40,909 That's zero consolation because I don't give a shit. 83 00:03:40,944 --> 00:03:42,674 Go sleep in your car for all I care. 84 00:03:42,705 --> 00:03:44,595 I would if you hadn't have lit it on fire. 85 00:03:44,638 --> 00:03:47,708 I wouldn't have lit it on fire if you hadn't fuckin' married my wife. 86 00:03:47,744 --> 00:03:49,334 Oh, my God. Dude, ex-wife. 87 00:03:49,367 --> 00:03:50,747 Well, it's true, Loudermilk. 88 00:03:50,782 --> 00:03:52,062 You weren't even married to her anymore. 89 00:03:52,093 --> 00:03:53,583 How are you on his side? 90 00:03:53,612 --> 00:03:56,172 I'm... I'm not on anyone's side, okay? 91 00:03:56,201 --> 00:03:59,241 You're the one who's always preaching about accountability. 92 00:03:59,273 --> 00:04:01,693 Well, he's here to be accountable. 93 00:04:01,724 --> 00:04:04,114 I don't hear any accountability. 94 00:04:04,140 --> 00:04:06,730 Okay. All right. Let's talk about it. Let's be accountable. 95 00:04:11,941 --> 00:04:14,361 You want me... Okay, I'll go first. 96 00:04:14,392 --> 00:04:18,532 I'm very sorry that I married your ex-wife. 97 00:04:20,708 --> 00:04:22,088 My turn? Please. 98 00:04:22,123 --> 00:04:23,883 Fuck you. Get out of here. 99 00:04:23,918 --> 00:04:25,398 No, you know what? I'm not leaving.[DOOR THUDS] 100 00:04:25,437 --> 00:04:26,957 You owe me. I owe you? 101 00:04:26,990 --> 00:04:29,440 Yeah. Oh, that's perfect. That's fuckin' perfect. 102 00:04:29,476 --> 00:04:30,986 I owe you? You owe me, man! 103 00:04:31,029 --> 00:04:33,649 I was there for you when you hit rock bottom! 104 00:04:33,687 --> 00:04:36,067 You had nowhere to go, and you called me, 105 00:04:36,103 --> 00:04:38,803 a stranger, a total stranger, 106 00:04:38,830 --> 00:04:41,140 and I kept you clean, man, all these years! 107 00:04:41,177 --> 00:04:43,137 You weren't even clean! Exactly! 108 00:04:44,456 --> 00:04:47,936 I-I was like... Jesus, you know, 109 00:04:47,977 --> 00:04:51,667 just absorbing all of your sins 110 00:04:51,705 --> 00:04:54,635 by drinkingeth ofeth your wine. 111 00:04:56,296 --> 00:04:57,606 I-I-I'm confused. 112 00:04:57,642 --> 00:04:59,402 Is that before or after the passage 113 00:04:59,437 --> 00:05:01,297 where Jesus fucketh everyone's wife? 114 00:05:01,646 --> 00:05:03,576 Okay. 115 00:05:03,613 --> 00:05:05,313 Look. 116 00:05:05,339 --> 00:05:06,749 Sam, come on. I... 117 00:05:07,548 --> 00:05:10,758 I made a huge mistake, all right? 118 00:05:10,793 --> 00:05:13,523 I-I was drinking. I wasn't clear-headed. 119 00:05:13,554 --> 00:05:16,114 You were my sponsor, Ben. 120 00:05:16,143 --> 00:05:19,493 You're supposed to give me guidance and support and friendship. 121 00:05:19,526 --> 00:05:20,836 Okay, look. 122 00:05:21,873 --> 00:05:24,603 I'm here admitting that I messed up. 123 00:05:25,325 --> 00:05:26,975 Okay, Sam? Come on, I'm... 124 00:05:29,294 --> 00:05:32,194 You're the... I'm asking you for forgiveness. 125 00:05:33,022 --> 00:05:34,712 Grovel somewhere else, fatty. 126 00:05:34,748 --> 00:05:36,538 Loudermilk! Wow. 127 00:05:36,577 --> 00:05:38,857 That's beneath you, dude, but that's fine. Okay. 128 00:05:38,890 --> 00:05:40,690 I've always been just a little husky, 129 00:05:40,719 --> 00:05:42,129 but for you to bring that up, 130 00:05:42,169 --> 00:05:45,309 especially while I'm going through a divorce, that's just beyond the pale. 131 00:05:45,345 --> 00:05:46,995 Uh, okay. What... Don't you want to know 132 00:05:47,036 --> 00:05:48,176 what happened with him and Memphis? 133 00:05:48,209 --> 00:05:49,729 I already know what happened. 134 00:05:49,763 --> 00:05:51,733 They got drunk, and then they got drunk again, 135 00:05:51,765 --> 00:05:53,105 and then they kept getting drunk, 136 00:05:53,145 --> 00:05:54,525 and then the whole thing fell apart. 137 00:05:56,563 --> 00:05:59,053 Yeah. Pretty much. 138 00:05:59,082 --> 00:06:02,642 So, I got a call from Cutter's sponsor. 139 00:06:02,672 --> 00:06:05,642 Uh, he hasn't seen him in seven or eight weeks, 140 00:06:05,675 --> 00:06:07,465 and nobody seems to know where he is. 141 00:06:07,505 --> 00:06:10,125 So if any of you have had any kind of contact 142 00:06:10,162 --> 00:06:11,752 or come across him or see him, 143 00:06:11,785 --> 00:06:13,715 you know, give me... Give me a call, please. 144 00:06:13,752 --> 00:06:15,822 Let me know. 145 00:06:15,858 --> 00:06:18,338 On a lighter note, I brought a couple of Sharpies with me. 146 00:06:18,378 --> 00:06:21,208 Uh, for those of you who want to sign my cast, 147 00:06:21,242 --> 00:06:22,832 we can please do it after the meeting. 148 00:06:22,865 --> 00:06:25,005 You could line up in an orderly fashion, 149 00:06:25,039 --> 00:06:27,079 and just keep your writing as small as possible. 150 00:06:27,110 --> 00:06:30,320 I want to squeeze a lot of them in. Thanks. 151 00:06:30,355 --> 00:06:33,285 Sorry I'm late, but this is my busy season. 152 00:06:33,323 --> 00:06:35,533 Ah. Tax preparations?Tax preparation? 153 00:06:35,567 --> 00:06:37,497 I don't pay taxes. I'm a bookie. 154 00:06:37,535 --> 00:06:39,735 The NBA and NHL playoffs just started, 155 00:06:39,778 --> 00:06:42,158 which is my second-busiest time of year. 156 00:06:42,194 --> 00:06:43,854 Hey, who do you like tonight? 157 00:06:43,886 --> 00:06:45,606 Celtics. Laying eight and a half against Toronto. 158 00:06:45,646 --> 00:06:48,406 Eight and a half's a lot, and Ibaka's on fire lately. 159 00:06:48,442 --> 00:06:49,932 TONY: Doesn't matter. 160 00:06:49,961 --> 00:06:51,451 The Garden's gonna be rockin' tonight, 161 00:06:51,480 --> 00:06:53,030 and Kyle Lowry's got a bad hammy. 162 00:06:53,067 --> 00:06:55,417 Lowry's injured? I didn't read that. 163 00:06:55,449 --> 00:06:57,239 I got sources. 164 00:06:57,278 --> 00:06:59,038 Well, then can you put down a bet for me? 165 00:06:59,073 --> 00:07:00,423 $200 on Boston. No, no, no. 166 00:07:00,454 --> 00:07:03,114 I'm not doing business in here. This is my happy place. 167 00:07:03,146 --> 00:07:05,216 Uh, ca... Can I catch you in the parking lot later? 168 00:07:05,252 --> 00:07:07,532 Absolutely. Who you thinkin' of going with? 169 00:07:07,565 --> 00:07:09,705 Oh, Celts. I never liked Raptors. 170 00:07:09,739 --> 00:07:11,979 Jesus. Did you fuck one of those, too? 171 00:07:12,017 --> 00:07:13,737 Okay, guys, we're barely functioning 172 00:07:13,778 --> 00:07:15,948 as a substance-abuse group here. 173 00:07:15,987 --> 00:07:18,607 We're not turning this place into a sports book. 174 00:07:18,645 --> 00:07:21,575 Gambling can be just as addictive as booze 175 00:07:21,613 --> 00:07:24,623 or drugs or poultry fucking. 176 00:07:24,651 --> 00:07:27,271 Listen, I-I'm gonna bet on the game, anyway. 177 00:07:27,308 --> 00:07:29,968 I might as well place the wager with somebody I trust. 178 00:07:30,001 --> 00:07:32,001 CLAIRE: Do we actually trust Tony? 179 00:07:32,037 --> 00:07:33,487 I mean, use your heads. He's a bookie. 180 00:07:33,522 --> 00:07:35,802 That's like the third least-trustworthy profession, 181 00:07:35,834 --> 00:07:38,774 only behind politician and car salesman. 182 00:07:38,803 --> 00:07:40,843 Lawyers. Cops. 183 00:07:40,874 --> 00:07:43,154 And prostitutes. Total phoneys. 184 00:07:43,186 --> 00:07:44,736 They're like, "Oh, I'm so classy," 185 00:07:44,774 --> 00:07:46,644 and then you wake up, and your dick smells 186 00:07:46,673 --> 00:07:48,813 like a sea lion pooped on it. 187 00:07:48,847 --> 00:07:51,637 Oh, our people don't trust real-estate agents. 188 00:07:51,678 --> 00:07:52,988 Well, that checks out. 189 00:07:53,024 --> 00:07:54,994 But we do like to gamble. 190 00:07:55,026 --> 00:07:57,746 Hey, put me down a hundy for Boston. 191 00:07:57,787 --> 00:08:00,337 Yeah, me too. Make it a nickel. 192 00:08:00,376 --> 00:08:02,516 Uh, Boston on the money line... $200. 193 00:08:02,551 --> 00:08:04,141 Guys, think twice about this. 194 00:08:04,173 --> 00:08:06,563 Loudermilk, we get it. Gambling's bad. 195 00:08:06,589 --> 00:08:10,459 But this isn't gambling. This game is a stone-cold lock. Right, Tony? 196 00:08:10,490 --> 00:08:11,530 Mmm. 197 00:08:11,560 --> 00:08:13,530 See? Put me down for $20. 198 00:08:13,562 --> 00:08:14,672 Okay, I'm gonna do $40. 199 00:08:14,701 --> 00:08:16,771 On who? The winning team? 200 00:08:16,806 --> 00:08:17,946 All right, the Celts. 201 00:08:17,980 --> 00:08:20,850 Jesus Christ. 202 00:08:20,879 --> 00:08:22,469 TONY: All right. So we're all on the Celtics... 203 00:08:22,502 --> 00:08:26,022 Mugsy, $250, uh, Stevie, $200, Claire $40, 204 00:08:26,057 --> 00:08:27,537 and, uh... Psst! Psst! [EXHALES SHARPLY] 205 00:08:27,576 --> 00:08:29,846 Uh, four boxes of Tagalongs. 206 00:08:29,888 --> 00:08:32,578 There's three Thin Mints, two Do-si-dos. 207 00:08:32,615 --> 00:08:34,815 My niece is gonna win that trip to Disneyland this year. 208 00:08:34,859 --> 00:08:38,519 I hope you're not using our hall for gambling activities. 209 00:08:41,106 --> 00:08:43,896 You know, the first people Jesus threw out of the temple 210 00:08:43,937 --> 00:08:47,217 were the moneylenders and the Pharisees, 211 00:08:47,250 --> 00:08:50,320 so angry was He to find His house of prayer 212 00:08:50,357 --> 00:08:52,147 turned into a den of thieves. 213 00:08:55,293 --> 00:08:57,573 Three boxes of Thin Mints on Boston. 214 00:09:01,713 --> 00:09:04,233 [HORNS HONK] 215 00:09:04,267 --> 00:09:08,237 You sure we can afford this?For sure. 216 00:09:08,271 --> 00:09:10,581 Pulling in those fat stacks from Sounds and Grounds. 217 00:09:10,619 --> 00:09:13,169 Just don't go crazy, though. 218 00:09:13,207 --> 00:09:15,067 ♪ We don't take in We project... 219 00:09:15,106 --> 00:09:16,346 Good evening, everyone. 220 00:09:16,383 --> 00:09:18,593 Oh, Jesus. 221 00:09:18,627 --> 00:09:21,417 What? I'm just buying the guy a meal. He's broke. 222 00:09:21,457 --> 00:09:22,867 You couldn't have told me? 223 00:09:22,907 --> 00:09:26,047 I'm paying. Remember, this is my night? 224 00:09:26,082 --> 00:09:27,362 More importantly, you promised 225 00:09:27,394 --> 00:09:28,844 you wouldn't do anything to ruin it. 226 00:09:28,878 --> 00:09:31,358 [DOG BARKS] 227 00:09:31,398 --> 00:09:33,608 ♪ It's a whole lot of nothing With everything in between ♪ 228 00:09:33,642 --> 00:09:37,612 You couldn't leave Waffles back at the mansion for two hours? 229 00:09:37,646 --> 00:09:40,576 Are you afraid he's gonna call his buddies for a poker game? 230 00:09:40,614 --> 00:09:43,384 Oh, I love those paintings, though, right? 231 00:09:43,410 --> 00:09:45,410 You know, with the... You know, bulldog smoking a cigar? 232 00:09:45,446 --> 00:09:46,896 I mean, that's ridiculous, isn't it? 233 00:09:46,931 --> 00:09:48,591 [LAUGHS] 234 00:09:48,622 --> 00:09:51,942 For your information, she's a certified therapy dog, 235 00:09:51,970 --> 00:09:56,220 and she's more well-behaved than some of the patrons in here this evening. 236 00:09:56,250 --> 00:09:59,770 E-Exactly what type of therapy is she providing right now? 237 00:09:59,806 --> 00:10:01,636 Emotional support. 238 00:10:02,153 --> 00:10:03,333 Well, Waffles, 239 00:10:03,361 --> 00:10:05,741 a grateful nation thanks you for your service. 240 00:10:07,020 --> 00:10:09,160 It's good to see you haven't changed much. 241 00:10:09,194 --> 00:10:11,404 Still jousting with strangers over absolutely nothing... 242 00:10:11,438 --> 00:10:13,098 [SIGHS] ...only you've added dogs to your hit list, 243 00:10:13,129 --> 00:10:14,439 so that's good. 244 00:10:14,475 --> 00:10:16,435 First off, I've been giving dogs shit for years, 245 00:10:16,477 --> 00:10:18,617 and, second, she's the one who brought the God damn thing. 246 00:10:18,652 --> 00:10:20,172 I'm just working him into the act. 247 00:10:20,205 --> 00:10:21,965 ♪ Or is it like when we're asleep 248 00:10:22,000 --> 00:10:23,730 Have you folks decided? 249 00:10:23,761 --> 00:10:24,801 ♪ Seven, six... ♪ 250 00:10:27,040 --> 00:10:28,770 Could we get the check, please?Right away. 251 00:10:28,800 --> 00:10:31,840 Slow down, Sam. Can I at least get a coffee first? 252 00:10:31,872 --> 00:10:34,252 I mean, ever since I quit the booze, it's my only buzz. 253 00:10:34,288 --> 00:10:35,808 Fine. I'll wait outside. 254 00:10:35,842 --> 00:10:37,982 CLAIRE: Oh, come on, Loudermilk. 255 00:10:38,016 --> 00:10:39,706 You're acting like a baby. 256 00:10:39,742 --> 00:10:42,922 Every day, you preach about owning up to your mistakes and asking for forgiveness, 257 00:10:42,952 --> 00:10:45,162 but when it comes to you, you can't forgive? 258 00:10:45,196 --> 00:10:47,986 ♪ I'm caught up in the middle 259 00:10:48,026 --> 00:10:49,506 [SIGHS] 260 00:10:50,960 --> 00:10:52,960 Okay. 261 00:10:52,997 --> 00:10:55,827 ♪ All I need is a little ol'... 262 00:10:55,862 --> 00:10:56,932 Ben... 263 00:10:58,830 --> 00:11:00,310 I accept your apology, 264 00:11:02,075 --> 00:11:03,385 and I forgive you. 265 00:11:05,250 --> 00:11:07,010 ♪ I could be happy ♪ 266 00:11:07,045 --> 00:11:08,805 [EXHALES SHARPLY] Wow. 267 00:11:08,840 --> 00:11:11,460 That's... That's awesome. 268 00:11:11,498 --> 00:11:12,778 Thanks, man. 269 00:11:14,397 --> 00:11:15,467 So I'm back in? 270 00:11:15,502 --> 00:11:18,132 Fuck no. I forgive you of it. 271 00:11:18,160 --> 00:11:20,130 Doesn't mean I have to live with you. 272 00:11:20,162 --> 00:11:21,652 I didn't even want to have dinner with you. 273 00:11:21,681 --> 00:11:24,061 I-I have a lot of friends who never screwed me over. 274 00:11:24,097 --> 00:11:25,437 I'd rather spend my time with them. 275 00:11:25,477 --> 00:11:26,857 Name one. Huh? 276 00:11:26,893 --> 00:11:29,003 Name one friend who hasn't screwed you over. 277 00:11:29,033 --> 00:11:31,693 I, uh... There's, uh, 278 00:11:31,725 --> 00:11:34,245 Felix from the record store. What are you talking about? 279 00:11:34,279 --> 00:11:36,969 Felix banned you from the record store for an entire summer once. 280 00:11:37,006 --> 00:11:38,526 [SIGHS] That's right. Damn it. 281 00:11:38,559 --> 00:11:41,669 I never screwed you over. Yeah, you did. 282 00:11:41,701 --> 00:11:43,251 You ratted me out to your mother 283 00:11:43,288 --> 00:11:45,388 when I was giving you that tough-love thing when I first met you. 284 00:11:45,428 --> 00:11:47,188 Oh, what? That doesn't...You see? 285 00:11:47,223 --> 00:11:48,573 She screwed you over. 286 00:11:48,604 --> 00:11:50,054 She still lives in your apartment. 287 00:11:50,088 --> 00:11:51,498 People screw each other over all the time. 288 00:11:51,538 --> 00:11:54,748 Families hate each other, but they still live together in harmony. 289 00:11:54,783 --> 00:11:57,033 No. You're not moving back in. 290 00:11:57,889 --> 00:12:00,309 ♪♪ 291 00:12:00,340 --> 00:12:03,210 121-93! What a blowout! 292 00:12:03,239 --> 00:12:04,549 Whoo-hoo! Yeah![LAUGHS] 293 00:12:04,585 --> 00:12:05,925 Papa's gettin' a brand-new hat! 294 00:12:05,966 --> 00:12:07,376 [LAUGHTER] 295 00:12:07,416 --> 00:12:09,446 I'm getting new shag carpet for my van! 296 00:12:09,487 --> 00:12:12,077 GROUP: Ooh! I'm getting a massage. 297 00:12:12,110 --> 00:12:13,490 Happy ending? 298 00:12:13,525 --> 00:12:14,865 [CHUCKLES] Not for her. 299 00:12:14,906 --> 00:12:16,106 Ohh! [LAUGHS] 300 00:12:16,149 --> 00:12:17,739 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 301 00:12:19,911 --> 00:12:21,531 You guys seem pretty happy to see me. 302 00:12:21,568 --> 00:12:22,848 Yeah. Come on. 303 00:12:22,880 --> 00:12:24,090 All right. Roger, $500. 304 00:12:24,122 --> 00:12:25,302 Stevie, $200. 305 00:12:25,330 --> 00:12:26,710 Mugsy, a deuce and a half. 306 00:12:26,746 --> 00:12:29,126 Ed, $69. New Guy, $200. 307 00:12:29,162 --> 00:12:30,752 Claire, I owe you $40. 308 00:12:30,784 --> 00:12:33,414 Cloud, $100. Cisco, $20. 309 00:12:33,442 --> 00:12:34,862 This is like free money. 310 00:12:34,892 --> 00:12:36,452 I don't understand why everyone doesn't do this. 311 00:12:36,479 --> 00:12:37,789 [CHUCKLING] Yeah. Whoo! 312 00:12:37,826 --> 00:12:41,036 Yes, gambling is a nonstop frenzy of fun and riches. 313 00:12:41,070 --> 00:12:44,280 Nothing can go wrong when you start gambling. 314 00:12:44,315 --> 00:12:46,555 Can we, uh, get on with the meeting?Uh, da, da, da, da, da, da. 315 00:12:46,593 --> 00:12:48,873 Hey, Tony, who's your smart money on tonight? 316 00:12:48,906 --> 00:12:51,456 Listen to you. "Smart money." I'm so proud. 317 00:12:51,494 --> 00:12:53,574 All right, look, I have some inside medical knowledge 318 00:12:53,600 --> 00:12:55,500 that Phoenix's big man has a hinky knee, 319 00:12:55,533 --> 00:12:58,403 and he's keeping it a secret because of a contract extension. 320 00:12:58,432 --> 00:13:00,752 Laying four and a hook with their big man down, 321 00:13:00,780 --> 00:13:02,060 I'm heavy on the road dog. 322 00:13:02,091 --> 00:13:03,271 I'll go again, and double me up. 323 00:13:03,299 --> 00:13:04,339 Yeah, yeah, me too! Me too! 324 00:13:04,369 --> 00:13:05,609 Yeah, I'm in. Me too. 325 00:13:05,646 --> 00:13:07,226 All right. You're all in, double. 326 00:13:07,269 --> 00:13:08,959 Oh, hey, Father. 327 00:13:08,995 --> 00:13:11,235 I have, uh, a little something for the children of Seattle. 328 00:13:11,273 --> 00:13:12,833 Bless you, young man. 329 00:13:12,861 --> 00:13:15,421 You want in for tonight? Uh, no. [CHUCKLES] 330 00:13:15,449 --> 00:13:17,999 What do I look like, an addict? 331 00:13:18,038 --> 00:13:19,448 [LAUGHTER] 332 00:13:19,488 --> 00:13:21,148 Bye-bye. 333 00:13:21,179 --> 00:13:24,079 ANNOUNCER: Lakers working it back inside, and they're coming up... 334 00:13:24,113 --> 00:13:26,633 I can't believe you're actually watching the game tonight. 335 00:13:26,667 --> 00:13:28,257 It's a good feeling to bet. 336 00:13:28,290 --> 00:13:31,470 You know, it's not that different from drugs, but it's a safer high. 337 00:13:31,500 --> 00:13:33,020 There's another one there. Oh, really? 338 00:13:33,053 --> 00:13:34,193 Unbelievable. Yeah. 339 00:13:34,227 --> 00:13:35,847 The final score from Phoenix... 340 00:13:35,884 --> 00:13:38,894 Suns, 98, Los Angeles Lakers, 84. 341 00:13:38,921 --> 00:13:40,101 No! [SMACKS LIPS] 342 00:13:40,129 --> 00:13:41,369 What the fuck? 343 00:13:41,406 --> 00:13:43,926 Tony said it was a stone-cold lock.I know. 344 00:13:43,961 --> 00:13:46,101 What's the world coming to when you can't trust 345 00:13:46,135 --> 00:13:47,925 an alcoholic degenerate gambler? 346 00:13:47,965 --> 00:13:49,065 Fuck! 347 00:13:49,104 --> 00:13:51,284 ♪♪ 348 00:13:51,313 --> 00:13:52,833 All right. Perk up. 349 00:13:54,212 --> 00:13:57,392 It's like I'm sitting in a roomful of zombies. 350 00:13:57,422 --> 00:13:59,672 [CELL PHONE RINGS] No Tony? We're going without him. 351 00:14:02,427 --> 00:14:04,837 Oh. Speak of the devil. 352 00:14:04,878 --> 00:14:07,288 Uh, put that bastard on speakerphone, please. 353 00:14:07,329 --> 00:14:08,609 Yeah, okay. [CELL PHONE BEEPS] 354 00:14:08,640 --> 00:14:11,470 Hey, Tony. You're on speaker. 355 00:14:11,505 --> 00:14:14,155 Hey. Hey, "Mr. Hinky Knee." 356 00:14:14,198 --> 00:14:15,648 TONY: Look, everyone, I'm really sorry. 357 00:14:15,682 --> 00:14:17,652 Usually, the intel I get is pretty reliable. 358 00:14:17,684 --> 00:14:18,964 If it makes you feel any better, 359 00:14:18,996 --> 00:14:20,686 I lost more money than all of you combined. 360 00:14:20,721 --> 00:14:22,651 That does make me feel better. 361 00:14:22,689 --> 00:14:25,619 Anyway, I need the money today. This guy's up my ass. 362 00:14:25,657 --> 00:14:28,007 Today? Like, you mean real soon? 363 00:14:28,039 --> 00:14:29,589 No, today-today. 364 00:14:29,627 --> 00:14:32,077 Well, listen, I had like 30 bucks this morning, 365 00:14:32,112 --> 00:14:33,942 but I needed gas and doughnuts. 366 00:14:33,976 --> 00:14:36,876 Yeah, yeah, I just paid the rent, man, so I'm tapped out. 367 00:14:36,910 --> 00:14:38,390 You guys aren't hearing me. 368 00:14:38,429 --> 00:14:41,809 We owe a crazy man a lot of dough now, today. 369 00:14:41,846 --> 00:14:43,256 Well, how is that even possible? 370 00:14:43,296 --> 00:14:45,326 We just lost the bet yesterday. 371 00:14:45,367 --> 00:14:47,747 I-Isn't there some sort of gambler's grace period? 372 00:14:47,783 --> 00:14:50,683 Normally, yeah, but, well, I've been kind of on a bad run, 373 00:14:50,717 --> 00:14:51,747 and I owe him for a whole month. 374 00:14:51,787 --> 00:14:53,437 Yeah, well, maybe you should've mentioned that 375 00:14:53,478 --> 00:14:55,378 when you brought us all in on this, huh? 376 00:14:55,411 --> 00:14:56,761 I'm pretty sure I did. 377 00:14:56,792 --> 00:14:59,452 Anyway, this guy, Hanky Klocko, he doesn't fuck around. 378 00:14:59,484 --> 00:15:00,764 That's why I'm not at the meeting. 379 00:15:00,796 --> 00:15:02,106 I can't even go back to my house. 380 00:15:02,142 --> 00:15:04,112 I've been living in a storage locker for a week now. 381 00:15:04,144 --> 00:15:05,734 Who the hell's Hanky Klocko? 382 00:15:05,766 --> 00:15:07,106 CHARLIE: I'll tell you who he is. 383 00:15:09,115 --> 00:15:12,875 Hanky Klocko is a big player in the Seattle mob. 384 00:15:12,912 --> 00:15:15,782 Charlie? What are you doing here? 385 00:15:15,811 --> 00:15:18,021 Wait a minute. There's a Seattle mob? 386 00:15:18,055 --> 00:15:19,295 You bet your ass. 387 00:15:19,332 --> 00:15:21,272 And my boss, Hanky Klocko, 388 00:15:21,299 --> 00:15:23,719 he's tight with all the families. 389 00:15:23,750 --> 00:15:26,240 H-How the hell did you end up working with a mobster? 390 00:15:26,270 --> 00:15:29,240 I started in the mailroom and worked my way up, asshole. 391 00:15:29,273 --> 00:15:32,483 Seriously, Charlie, how'd you get mixed up with bad guys? 392 00:15:32,517 --> 00:15:34,107 Hanky Klocko is a good man. 393 00:15:34,140 --> 00:15:37,800 He gives everyone in the neighborhood turkeys at Christmas. 394 00:15:38,627 --> 00:15:40,217 Okay, so he gives out turkeys. 395 00:15:40,249 --> 00:15:42,909 Other than that, how is he a good man? 396 00:15:42,942 --> 00:15:46,292 Every Christmas, he has his guys pull up in a truck, 397 00:15:46,324 --> 00:15:47,774 and they pass out free turkeys. 398 00:15:47,808 --> 00:15:49,088 Yeah, I got that. 399 00:15:49,120 --> 00:15:51,120 The... The mob kills people, okay? 400 00:15:51,157 --> 00:15:52,467 He's part of the mob. 401 00:15:52,503 --> 00:15:54,443 How d... How... How is he a good man? 402 00:15:54,470 --> 00:15:57,270 I'm gonna say this slow for you... 403 00:15:57,301 --> 00:15:59,411 Turkeys at Christmas! 404 00:15:59,441 --> 00:16:02,791 Listen, we all work for Hanky Klocko, 405 00:16:02,823 --> 00:16:05,453 whether you know it or not. 406 00:16:05,481 --> 00:16:07,521 Me? I do collections. 407 00:16:07,552 --> 00:16:10,252 You? You pay the bills. 408 00:16:10,279 --> 00:16:14,209 And I also send messages, and here's one... 409 00:16:14,249 --> 00:16:16,979 Hanky's not happy. 410 00:16:17,010 --> 00:16:20,430 He wants four boxes of ziti plus the vig. 411 00:16:20,462 --> 00:16:21,702 [CHUCKLES] 412 00:16:23,568 --> 00:16:26,638 How tough can they be if Charlie's their bag man? 413 00:16:26,675 --> 00:16:29,365 You think this is funny, Fish Hooks? 414 00:16:29,402 --> 00:16:33,752 I promise you, you mess with Hanky, he messes back. 415 00:16:33,785 --> 00:16:37,095 Hanky's gonna give you whiny douchebags until tomorrow, 416 00:16:37,134 --> 00:16:39,864 but then he's personally coming to collect. 417 00:16:39,895 --> 00:16:43,275 ♪♪ 418 00:16:50,975 --> 00:16:52,385 Tony. Jesus, Loudermilk! 419 00:16:52,425 --> 00:16:54,045 You scared the bejesus out of me. 420 00:16:54,082 --> 00:16:55,152 You sure no one followed you? 421 00:16:56,601 --> 00:16:59,331 How the fuck do I know? Am I Jason Bourne? 422 00:16:59,363 --> 00:17:01,023 How's it coming with the money? You get it? 423 00:17:01,054 --> 00:17:02,474 Not exactly, but I told you, 424 00:17:02,504 --> 00:17:03,854 I got a foolproof plan to get the dough. 425 00:17:03,884 --> 00:17:05,374 Uh-huh. What's that? 426 00:17:05,403 --> 00:17:07,823 I got a milk carton full of albums in here. 427 00:17:07,854 --> 00:17:09,554 Check 'em out. 428 00:17:11,720 --> 00:17:13,380 Steven Seagal recorded an album? 429 00:17:13,411 --> 00:17:15,101 Nine, but I could only get three 430 00:17:15,137 --> 00:17:16,307 plus a couple of Japanese imports. 431 00:17:16,345 --> 00:17:17,995 That's got to be worth something, right? 432 00:17:18,037 --> 00:17:20,417 Including the milk crate, um... 433 00:17:20,453 --> 00:17:21,703 30 bucks? 434 00:17:21,730 --> 00:17:23,590 I'm fucked! [CRATE CLATTERS] 435 00:17:23,628 --> 00:17:27,528 No, Tony, the whole group is fucked, okay? 436 00:17:27,563 --> 00:17:29,463 What happens if this Klocko guy 437 00:17:29,496 --> 00:17:31,356 comes by the meeting room to collect? 438 00:17:31,395 --> 00:17:32,525 Well, that's why I'm in here. 439 00:17:32,568 --> 00:17:34,018 Yeah, but what about them? 440 00:17:34,605 --> 00:17:36,255 Who? The group! 441 00:17:36,296 --> 00:17:38,396 Well, I don't have enough room in here, if that's what you're asking. 442 00:17:41,336 --> 00:17:42,816 What the hell is he doing here? 443 00:17:42,854 --> 00:17:43,924 I live here. 444 00:17:44,684 --> 00:17:45,864 You live here? 445 00:17:45,892 --> 00:17:47,722 Oh. Yeah, you must not have heard. 446 00:17:47,756 --> 00:17:49,096 I got kicked out of my apartment. 447 00:17:49,137 --> 00:17:50,447 You didn't get kicked out. 448 00:17:50,483 --> 00:17:51,903 You moved out to marry my fuckin' wife. 449 00:17:51,932 --> 00:17:53,762 Oh, my God. Ex-wife! 450 00:17:54,280 --> 00:17:55,760 Okay. O... 451 00:17:55,798 --> 00:17:58,078 So, how did the two of you get hooked up? 452 00:17:58,111 --> 00:17:59,701 Grindr. 453 00:18:01,563 --> 00:18:02,633 [BOTH LAUGH] 454 00:18:02,667 --> 00:18:03,807 No. Claire. 455 00:18:03,841 --> 00:18:05,151 She called me and said Ben needed a place, 456 00:18:05,187 --> 00:18:06,257 and I needed help with the rent. 457 00:18:06,292 --> 00:18:08,262 Yep. Win-win. 458 00:18:08,294 --> 00:18:09,644 Did you tell your roommate 459 00:18:09,674 --> 00:18:11,264 that there's a madman who's trying to kill you? 460 00:18:11,297 --> 00:18:12,947 Yes. That's why he doesn't pay utilities. 461 00:18:14,162 --> 00:18:15,962 Pretty good school district, too. 462 00:18:15,991 --> 00:18:17,751 And he didn't require first and last so... 463 00:18:17,786 --> 00:18:19,436 Do you guys even have a bathroom? 464 00:18:19,477 --> 00:18:20,717 Not regulation. 465 00:18:20,754 --> 00:18:22,414 We got a coffee can with some Lysol in it. 466 00:18:22,446 --> 00:18:24,826 Think you'd be better off getting shot in the head. 467 00:18:25,932 --> 00:18:27,732 All right. [SIGHS] 468 00:18:27,761 --> 00:18:29,941 I'm gonna take a shit. [SNIFFS] 469 00:18:33,146 --> 00:18:34,456 Little privacy, please. 470 00:18:40,464 --> 00:18:41,674 It's not ideal. 471 00:18:43,260 --> 00:18:45,470 ♪♪ 472 00:18:45,503 --> 00:18:48,163 My name is Hanky, and I'm an alcoholic, 473 00:18:48,196 --> 00:18:49,506 but that's not why I'm here. 474 00:18:50,439 --> 00:18:51,989 GROUP: Hey, Hanky. 475 00:18:52,027 --> 00:18:54,057 I'm looking for a deadbeat bookie named Tony 476 00:18:54,098 --> 00:18:55,578 and you welching motherfuckers. 477 00:18:56,480 --> 00:18:57,760 Uhp! 478 00:18:58,551 --> 00:19:00,311 Get the fuck back here, fuckbag. 479 00:19:02,279 --> 00:19:04,179 Oh. There's my seat. 480 00:19:13,635 --> 00:19:14,945 Where's my money? 481 00:19:18,467 --> 00:19:20,847 Where's my fuckin' money? 482 00:19:24,163 --> 00:19:25,963 LOUDERMILK: Um... 483 00:19:25,992 --> 00:19:30,342 W-with all due respect, Godfather, 484 00:19:30,376 --> 00:19:33,966 uh, this is a conversation for a different time and place. 485 00:19:34,000 --> 00:19:35,620 We're... We're a group of people here 486 00:19:35,657 --> 00:19:37,517 trying to work through our problems. 487 00:19:39,005 --> 00:19:40,895 Oh. 488 00:19:40,938 --> 00:19:42,218 Oh, I see. 489 00:19:43,182 --> 00:19:45,152 You guys are trying to get real, 490 00:19:45,184 --> 00:19:46,984 trying to make yourself whole. 491 00:19:48,808 --> 00:19:50,498 Yeah, yeah. I'm trying to do that, too. 492 00:19:51,845 --> 00:19:54,745 But if you don't pay me within 24 hours, 493 00:19:54,779 --> 00:19:57,159 it is gonna be really hard to make yourself whole again 494 00:19:57,196 --> 00:19:59,336 after I chop your fuckin' faces off. 495 00:20:00,406 --> 00:20:03,716 W... I-Is he... Is he threatening us? 496 00:20:04,927 --> 00:20:06,757 Claire, pipe... Pipe down, please. 497 00:20:06,791 --> 00:20:09,831 Oh, I'm sorry. I thought he was threatening us. 498 00:20:09,863 --> 00:20:11,423 No, Claire... Claire's right. 499 00:20:11,451 --> 00:20:13,661 You... You can't come in here threatening people's lives 500 00:20:13,695 --> 00:20:15,965 over, what is it, $1,100, $1,200? 501 00:20:16,007 --> 00:20:18,417 [SCOFFS] What have you been drinking? 502 00:20:18,458 --> 00:20:20,048 I'm owed 72 large. 503 00:20:20,771 --> 00:20:22,051 You got a beef. 504 00:20:22,082 --> 00:20:24,602 Charlie said we owed you 12 boxes of ziti. 505 00:20:24,637 --> 00:20:26,047 We figured that was 1,200 bucks. 506 00:20:26,915 --> 00:20:28,845 He's a kook. What can I say? 507 00:20:28,882 --> 00:20:30,882 It's still 72 grand. 508 00:20:30,919 --> 00:20:34,159 Well, most of the debt is Tony's, r-right, sir? 509 00:20:34,198 --> 00:20:36,368 You just worry about yourself, duckturd. 510 00:20:36,407 --> 00:20:38,127 You want to sing and dance, you got to pay the band. 511 00:20:39,859 --> 00:20:42,379 This is your final warning. 512 00:20:42,413 --> 00:20:43,933 I'll be back tomorrow for my money. 513 00:20:48,454 --> 00:20:50,734 Oh. 514 00:20:50,766 --> 00:20:55,356 Don't even think about running because it's just like booze for you guys... 515 00:20:55,392 --> 00:20:59,052 Once you start, you can never stop. 516 00:21:00,535 --> 00:21:02,915 ♪♪ 517 00:21:02,951 --> 00:21:04,991 [DOOR OPENS] Yeah, can you connect me to the blood bank? 518 00:21:05,022 --> 00:21:06,582 Can you please get me there stat?[DOOR CLOSES] 519 00:21:06,610 --> 00:21:08,990 Whatever term you use, could you please get me there right away? 520 00:21:09,026 --> 00:21:10,956 Oh, it's the same place? Okay, cool. 521 00:21:11,787 --> 00:21:13,377 Okay, I-I'll... 522 00:21:13,410 --> 00:21:15,270 The fuck is duckturd doing here? 523 00:21:15,998 --> 00:21:18,348 He followed me home. He's scared. 524 00:21:18,380 --> 00:21:19,900 Is that my shirt? 525 00:21:19,933 --> 00:21:22,183 Yeah. Your boxers, too. 526 00:21:22,211 --> 00:21:24,901 He sweated through everything he was wearing, and he was shivering. 527 00:21:24,938 --> 00:21:26,728 He's okay now. He took a bath. 528 00:21:26,768 --> 00:21:28,178 We have a bath? 529 00:21:28,217 --> 00:21:31,007 Oh, hi. H-How much do you pay for a pint of blood? 530 00:21:32,946 --> 00:21:35,846 Oh, that's fair. Um, what's the most I could give? 531 00:21:37,779 --> 00:21:38,989 I can't do two? 532 00:21:40,299 --> 00:21:41,959 Oh, I don't mind. I could use the sleep. 533 00:21:44,544 --> 00:21:46,514 Okay, that'll do. Um... 534 00:21:46,546 --> 00:21:49,306 Oh, hey, can you connect me to the sperm lady, please? 535 00:21:49,342 --> 00:21:51,002 New Guy, take my shirt off. 536 00:21:51,033 --> 00:21:53,103 What? I'm trying to move some jizz. 537 00:21:53,139 --> 00:21:55,309 MALE REPORTER: Seattle police are investigating...Yes, I'll hold. 538 00:21:55,348 --> 00:21:59,798 ...an abandoned, bloody car belonging to alleged mob boss Hanky Klocko. 539 00:22:01,112 --> 00:22:02,982 Hey, guys, check it out. 540 00:22:03,011 --> 00:22:05,601 We're switching live to Janine Ray on location. 541 00:22:05,634 --> 00:22:07,334 FEMALE REPORTER: The investigators are reporting 542 00:22:07,360 --> 00:22:10,500 that a local businessman with suspected underworld ties, 543 00:22:10,536 --> 00:22:12,706 Henry V. Klocko, 544 00:22:12,745 --> 00:22:15,195 is missing and presumed dead. 545 00:22:15,230 --> 00:22:16,680 I'll call you back, Sperm Lady. 546 00:22:16,714 --> 00:22:18,724 Mr. Klocko is well-known to authorities...That's our guy, right? 547 00:22:18,751 --> 00:22:20,961 In a Prius? That seems odd. 548 00:22:20,994 --> 00:22:23,314 Mobster in a Prius? 549 00:22:23,342 --> 00:22:25,902 Now, Mr. Klocko's blood-splattered vehicle 550 00:22:25,930 --> 00:22:28,040 right behind me here was found 551 00:22:28,070 --> 00:22:31,380 in the Sand Point neighborhood of Seattle. 552 00:22:31,419 --> 00:22:35,629 Anyone with information is being asked to contact Seattle PD. 553 00:22:36,769 --> 00:22:39,249 All right. New Guy, I guess you can go home now. 554 00:22:40,255 --> 00:22:41,875 Well, didn't they say presumed dead? 555 00:22:41,912 --> 00:22:45,502 Get the fuck out. And you can keep my boxers. 556 00:22:45,536 --> 00:22:47,156 But I want mine back. 557 00:22:47,193 --> 00:22:48,993 Yeah, they're... They're soaking in your kitchen sink. 558 00:22:49,022 --> 00:22:51,582 ♪♪ 559 00:22:51,611 --> 00:22:54,861 A-Anyway, I feel really shitty that I put you all in harm's way. 560 00:22:55,857 --> 00:22:57,957 But the good news is Hanky Klocko's dead, 561 00:22:57,997 --> 00:22:59,927 and our debt will be buried with him forever. 562 00:22:59,964 --> 00:23:03,244 That's good news, that someone died? 563 00:23:03,278 --> 00:23:05,938 Well, yeah, that's the best bad news I've ever heard. 564 00:23:06,902 --> 00:23:08,872 So, uh... 565 00:23:08,904 --> 00:23:10,254 Did you do it, Tony? 566 00:23:10,285 --> 00:23:11,455 What? 567 00:23:11,493 --> 00:23:12,913 Kill the guy. 568 00:23:12,943 --> 00:23:16,123 What? No! I faint at the sight of blood. 569 00:23:16,153 --> 00:23:17,573 Oh, really? You seemed pretty comfortable 570 00:23:17,603 --> 00:23:19,053 when Mugsy had that dart in his skull. 571 00:23:19,087 --> 00:23:20,537 That's because I was sitting down. 572 00:23:20,571 --> 00:23:22,501 Guys, Tony didn't kill anybody. 573 00:23:22,539 --> 00:23:23,609 Did you, Tony? 574 00:23:23,643 --> 00:23:25,093 Look, I was with Ben all night. 575 00:23:25,127 --> 00:23:26,847 You can ask him. It was Taquito Tuesday. 576 00:23:26,888 --> 00:23:29,408 Besides, you all owed him money, too. 577 00:23:29,442 --> 00:23:33,202 Hey, Mugsy had the most to gain. You owed him 500 bucks. 578 00:23:33,239 --> 00:23:35,409 Hey, fuck you, you little worm. 579 00:23:35,448 --> 00:23:36,758 Where were you last night? 580 00:23:36,794 --> 00:23:38,284 I have an airtight alibi. 581 00:23:38,313 --> 00:23:39,973 I was taking a bath at Loudermilk's. 582 00:23:40,004 --> 00:23:41,774 Unfortunately, that checks out. 583 00:23:41,799 --> 00:23:43,039 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. 584 00:23:43,076 --> 00:23:45,556 Why was a grown-ass man taking a bath in your apartment? 585 00:23:45,596 --> 00:23:46,626 He shit himself. 586 00:23:46,666 --> 00:23:50,286 Uh... S-sorry, New Guy. 587 00:23:50,325 --> 00:23:52,705 He shit himself, and you let him use our bathtub? 588 00:23:52,741 --> 00:23:54,261 You didn't even know we had a bathtub. 589 00:23:54,294 --> 00:23:55,784 Oh, my God. MUGSY: Hey, wait a second. 590 00:23:55,813 --> 00:23:58,203 What about Roger? You bet more than me. 591 00:23:58,229 --> 00:24:01,089 Me? Ha! I'm British. 592 00:24:01,923 --> 00:24:04,343 Cloud, why are you so quiet? 593 00:24:04,373 --> 00:24:06,553 Well, I'm... I'm always pretty quiet. 594 00:24:08,136 --> 00:24:10,446 Why are you staring at the ground like that, then? 595 00:24:12,140 --> 00:24:15,490 Just embarrassed 'cause New Guy shit his pants. 596 00:24:15,523 --> 00:24:18,223 Besides, if anybody's got the shifty eyes of a killer, 597 00:24:18,249 --> 00:24:20,559 it's Ed. I do not! 598 00:24:20,597 --> 00:24:22,247 Maybe it was blabbermouth Claire!What? 599 00:24:22,288 --> 00:24:24,638 I was helping you with your shit pants, you idiot. 600 00:24:24,670 --> 00:24:26,190 Why not Cisco? He looks like a punk. 601 00:24:26,223 --> 00:24:29,023 Me? I'm not the one with the Silence of the Lambs van, Mugsy. 602 00:24:29,053 --> 00:24:31,783 Hey, you leave my van out of this. 603 00:24:31,815 --> 00:24:33,325 And how come nobody's talking about Stevie? 604 00:24:33,368 --> 00:24:35,918 Please, man! I ain't the one with an untraceable harpoon. 605 00:24:35,957 --> 00:24:37,057 For God's sake. Yes, that's right. 606 00:24:37,096 --> 00:24:38,266 First of all... You know what? 607 00:24:38,304 --> 00:24:39,584 The fact... This whole thing started... 608 00:24:39,616 --> 00:24:40,926 You were... You were... 609 00:24:40,962 --> 00:24:43,482 [ALL ARGUING] 610 00:24:46,657 --> 00:24:49,137 You're a fuckin' loser, dude! I did it. 611 00:24:49,177 --> 00:24:51,967 You're a loser. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! 612 00:24:52,007 --> 00:24:53,837 Whoa! Quiet! 613 00:24:53,871 --> 00:24:55,491 [ARGUING STOPS] 614 00:24:56,529 --> 00:24:57,599 Huh? 615 00:24:59,877 --> 00:25:01,147 It was me. 616 00:25:02,708 --> 00:25:04,228 What was you? 617 00:25:04,779 --> 00:25:06,299 ♪♪ 618 00:25:07,126 --> 00:25:09,886 You know. Killed him. 619 00:25:11,475 --> 00:25:13,675 [LOUDERMILK LAUGHS] 620 00:25:14,305 --> 00:25:15,685 No. 621 00:25:18,171 --> 00:25:20,381 W... I don't... Why? 622 00:25:20,415 --> 00:25:21,965 You didn't owe him any money. 623 00:25:23,073 --> 00:25:26,703 He threatened our group, my sober family. 624 00:25:28,665 --> 00:25:30,975 Who is this guy? I don't know. 625 00:25:31,012 --> 00:25:33,262 He's only been coming here a couple of years. 626 00:25:35,603 --> 00:25:37,163 So you killed him? 627 00:25:38,398 --> 00:25:41,988 I thought it through from every angle. 628 00:25:42,023 --> 00:25:43,333 It was our only option. 629 00:25:44,197 --> 00:25:46,647 Or we could have paid him. 630 00:25:47,994 --> 00:25:49,584 None of you had the money. 631 00:25:51,619 --> 00:25:55,759 And he was a bad man, just like my dad. 632 00:25:55,795 --> 00:25:57,415 ♪♪ 633 00:25:57,452 --> 00:25:59,072 I did it for you guys. 634 00:26:01,180 --> 00:26:03,600 Needless to say, 635 00:26:03,631 --> 00:26:05,911 I'm hoping this can stay in the room. 636 00:26:06,944 --> 00:26:08,434 Oh. Totally. Yeah. 637 00:26:08,463 --> 00:26:10,503 Yeah. No, my lips are...Yeah. 638 00:26:10,534 --> 00:26:12,744 See you guys. 639 00:26:13,364 --> 00:26:14,714 See ya, pal! 640 00:26:14,745 --> 00:26:16,015 [BICYCLE BELL RINGS] Thanks again. 641 00:26:18,093 --> 00:26:19,203 We're calling the cops, right? 642 00:26:19,232 --> 00:26:21,202 Absolutely. TONY: Why? 643 00:26:21,234 --> 00:26:23,134 So we all get busted for illegal gambling? 644 00:26:23,167 --> 00:26:25,377 Uh, 'cause he killed a guy. 645 00:26:25,411 --> 00:26:27,551 Well, to protect us. No! 646 00:26:27,586 --> 00:26:29,446 Not to protect me. I was fine. 647 00:26:29,484 --> 00:26:30,974 W-Well, we were all involved. 648 00:26:31,003 --> 00:26:32,873 We... We all owed him money. 649 00:26:32,901 --> 00:26:34,211 Fuck Hanky Klocko! 650 00:26:34,247 --> 00:26:35,897 I say we let sleeping mobsters lie. 651 00:26:35,939 --> 00:26:37,529 I don't want anything to do with this shit. 652 00:26:37,561 --> 00:26:38,771 It's too late. 653 00:26:38,804 --> 00:26:40,124 We're all guilty if we don't say anything. 654 00:26:40,150 --> 00:26:41,250 Yeah. 655 00:26:41,289 --> 00:26:43,569 W-What if we kill the killer kid to cover our tracks, 656 00:26:43,602 --> 00:26:45,432 like a hit-and-run with that bicycle of his? 657 00:26:45,465 --> 00:26:47,185 I mean, that'd be a justified kill, right? 658 00:26:47,226 --> 00:26:48,606 Oh, I'm not listening to this. 659 00:26:48,641 --> 00:26:49,781 I don't want any part of this! 660 00:26:49,815 --> 00:26:52,155 O-Okay, Dexter. Take it down a notch. 661 00:26:52,196 --> 00:26:54,226 We're not killing anybody. Jesus. 662 00:26:54,267 --> 00:26:56,437 I'm not just saying, loose ends... 663 00:26:56,476 --> 00:26:58,786 How can we turn him in anyway? 664 00:26:58,824 --> 00:27:01,794 Aren't our group conversations protected 665 00:27:01,827 --> 00:27:06,447 by that doctor-patient, white-male-privilege program? 666 00:27:06,486 --> 00:27:07,516 Loudermilk's not a doctor. 667 00:27:07,556 --> 00:27:09,006 No. Not even close. 668 00:27:09,041 --> 00:27:11,181 But it is supposed to be anonymous, this group. 669 00:27:11,215 --> 00:27:14,145 Uh, we can't be snitches. STEVIE: You know what? 670 00:27:14,184 --> 00:27:16,644 He's bullshitting, trying to get some street cred. 671 00:27:16,669 --> 00:27:18,979 You know, people do that all the time, brag about killing people. 672 00:27:19,016 --> 00:27:20,496 Who does that? Everybody! 673 00:27:21,812 --> 00:27:23,372 Well, what if we turn him in? 674 00:27:23,400 --> 00:27:24,610 Do we have to pay back our debt? 675 00:27:24,643 --> 00:27:25,923 Oh, stop it. 676 00:27:25,954 --> 00:27:27,654 Wh... Are you all so blinded by gambling 677 00:27:27,680 --> 00:27:30,860 that you don't understand a man was killed by a member of our group? 678 00:27:32,167 --> 00:27:33,507 I'm calling the cops, 679 00:27:33,548 --> 00:27:35,688 and if you don't fuckin' like it, then that's on you. 680 00:27:35,723 --> 00:27:38,523 [DIALING] [SIGHS] 681 00:27:38,553 --> 00:27:40,493 Yes, I'd like to report a murder. 682 00:27:42,281 --> 00:27:43,391 Yes, I'll hold. 683 00:27:46,250 --> 00:27:50,460 I guess it just goes to show you y-you never really know anybody. 684 00:27:50,496 --> 00:27:53,496 Yeah, we had a murderer sitting in our midst for all this time. 685 00:27:53,533 --> 00:27:54,673 We had absolutely no clue. 686 00:27:55,535 --> 00:27:58,465 That's because he never spoke. 687 00:27:58,504 --> 00:28:02,304 Maybe we should have made a better effort to get him to open up. 688 00:28:02,335 --> 00:28:04,535 Or maybe it's better we didn't. 689 00:28:04,579 --> 00:28:08,029 Yeah, but when he did open up, that was one hell of a share. 690 00:28:08,065 --> 00:28:09,335 [LAUGHTER] 691 00:28:09,377 --> 00:28:10,997 Yeah? Yeah. 692 00:28:12,691 --> 00:28:14,381 [CLEARS THROAT] 693 00:28:21,320 --> 00:28:22,490 Ah, hey. 694 00:28:24,944 --> 00:28:25,984 Wow. You... 695 00:28:26,566 --> 00:28:27,736 You're not in jail. 696 00:28:29,293 --> 00:28:31,883 I mean, we... We all heard that you'd been arrested. 697 00:28:32,780 --> 00:28:35,230 [SIGHS] Yep. 698 00:28:35,265 --> 00:28:37,085 Uh, so... 699 00:28:38,199 --> 00:28:39,509 H-how are you here? 700 00:28:41,685 --> 00:28:44,165 They had to let me go. 701 00:28:44,205 --> 00:28:45,205 No body. 702 00:28:48,312 --> 00:28:50,732 It's really hard to prove a murder case without a body. 703 00:28:52,351 --> 00:28:54,251 And I hid it really well. 704 00:28:56,942 --> 00:29:00,912 Um, uh, does anyone know if there's a bathtub in this church? 705 00:29:01,809 --> 00:29:03,639 ♪ Love, love 706 00:29:03,672 --> 00:29:06,752 ♪ Love is gonna come as a photographer 707 00:29:06,779 --> 00:29:09,439 ♪ Yes, a photographer Yeah, yeah 708 00:29:09,471 --> 00:29:11,401 ♪ I need love 709 00:29:11,439 --> 00:29:14,679 ♪ So someone better bring me a photographer 710 00:29:14,718 --> 00:29:17,448 ♪ Yes, a photographer, yeah 711 00:29:17,479 --> 00:29:19,409 ♪ A flash 712 00:29:19,447 --> 00:29:23,587 ♪ A glimpse of perfect abs 713 00:29:23,623 --> 00:29:27,563 ♪ In flimsy floral dress 714 00:29:27,593 --> 00:29:31,743 ♪ Shows off her slender frame 715 00:29:31,770 --> 00:29:33,940 ♪ Enjoys a private stroll 716 00:29:33,979 --> 00:29:36,049 ♪ Love, love 717 00:29:36,084 --> 00:29:39,434 ♪ Love is gonna come as a photographer 718 00:29:39,467 --> 00:29:43,437 ♪ Yes, a photographer Yeah, yeah 719 00:29:43,471 --> 00:29:46,471 ♪♪