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We all had terrible
childhoods, okay?
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I had one,
my father had one,
you had one,
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and your kid's
gonna have one.
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No, he's not 'cause this
fucked-up Loudermilk legacy
ends right here.
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Is everything okay,
Loudermilk?
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My dad died.
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So I need you to go
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to this Sober Friends meeting
and pretend to be me.
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[KNOCK AT DOOR]
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Do you mind if I sit in?
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Hey, look,
it's a new New Guy.
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One time, I sold the family
schnauzer to some neighbors
for extra dope money.
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There's not a bad song
on there,
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even though, eight years ago,
for some reason,
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I crapped all over it.
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I don't think she's ever
put out another album.
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BEN: How do you know
where she lives?
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LOUDERMILK:
'Cause I followed her
home from work.
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You're not Lizzy Poole.
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[MELLOW MUSIC]
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♪ ♪
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Oh, I got your tummy
in my hand.
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Oh, there's our bus.
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Hold up. You gotta take
the baby out of the stroller.
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What? Why?
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For his safety.
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Well, wouldn't he
be less safe
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not strapped in
while riding on the bus?
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I don't make the rules.
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[SCOFFS]
Come on!
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It's like wrestling
an angry wet ham
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trying to keep him
strapped down.
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Can I please just leave
the baby in here?
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You want to ride on the bus,
you gotta take him out.
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All right, buddy,
come here.
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Let's get you
out of there.
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There we go.
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And up we go.
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Oh, heads up.
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Whoa, that was epic.
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I can't wait
to check the footy.
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Yeah, yeah,
epic footy.
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Sorry, did I
scare your grandson?
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My grandson?
What the... No.
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This is my... It's
my roommate's brother.
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How old is your roommate?
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Well, that's a really
good question.
I should know this.
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He's... Okay, the reason...
Okay,
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they have an old-ass dad
who had a one-night stand
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with a somewhat
skanky waitress,
didn't he?
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And then...
It's a long story.
Forget it.
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It's already forgotten,
dude.
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[BUS BRAKES HISS]
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Ah, you made me
miss my bus!
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Fuck, I was already
late for his doctor's
appointment.
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Dude, chill.
I'll take care of it.
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Aren't you
a little old to be
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barrel-assing around
on a revved-up kiddie scooter?
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I'm cutting
carbon emissions, bro.
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One block at a time,
I'm saving the city.
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Uh, no,
Batman is saving the city.
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You guys are littering
the sidewalks with these.
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Now let's get this
little brother to doctor.
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Guess this means
I'm Robin, huh?
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[CHUCKLES]
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You know, I gotta say,
this is safer than the bus.
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[FRANZ FERDINAND'S
STAND ON THE HORIZONPLAYS]
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♪ ♪
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♪ Frere Jacques,
frere Jacques
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♪ Dormez-vous?
Dormez-vous?
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♪ Sonnez les matines, sonnez les matines
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♪ Ding, ding, dong, ding, ding, dong
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♪ Frere Jacques... ♪
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Okay, okay, when is Jacques
gonna wake the fuck up?
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Hey, hey, hey,
sponge brain, remember?
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Besides,
he likes my singing.
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Well, keep it
down, okay?
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I'm on hold
with the bank.
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Somebody's
been charging shit
to my credit card.
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I'm trying to get help.
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Yeah, well, you work
at the bank. Can't you
just go down there?
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I did. They told me
to call the 800 number.
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Oh, okay,
and they're helping you?
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No, they told me
to go to the bank,
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so I yelled at 'em
and now I'm on hold.
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You see, that's another
thing with the yelling.
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You can't do that.
It's bad for Clyde's ears.
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What about your singing?
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That's probably
stunting his growth.
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No, he loves it.
Don't you, boy?
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And, you know,
music is good for babies.
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It helps them
grow their brain cells.
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Great, great.
Go put on some
Pink Floyd, right,
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or Travis Scott or J.I.D.
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The fuckin'
ding-ding-dong song
is killing my brain cells.
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Big brothers
are the worst,
aren't they?
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Yeah, I know.[KNOCK AT DOOR]
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♪ Someone's knocking,
someone's knocking ♪
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Let's hope it's child
services with a gag order.
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Hi.Hi.
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Sorry, I'm late. It's just,
you know, everything.
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So, Sam, did your buddy
have a great morning?
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Yeah, he did. He ate
a big bowl of cereal
and napped,
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took an enormous dump that
he was very, very proud of.
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Wow. Good job, Clyde.
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No, I'm talking
about Ben.
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I'm doing a cleanse.
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Have you ever
done a cleanse?
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I have done a cleanse.
It's amazing.
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Isn't it? I mean,
you would not believe
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the things that came slipping
out of me this morning.
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Okay, okay.
Now that we have a consensus
on how amazing cleanses are,
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can we table
the discussion
until never?
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Yeah, just as well
because I am late.
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I am really, really late.
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I thought you were
done with work.
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Oh, I have to work
a double today,
so I got to get Clyde home.
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So who's gonna watch him?Oh, I got it covered.
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Little Brittany
from across the hall.
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Is little Brittany
an adult?
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No, but
her boyfriend is.
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Who? Huh?
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Herb. He's very mature.
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His name is Herb?Yeah.
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And you want to hear
something funny?
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He sells herb
for a living.
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And he looks exactly
like Billy Bob Thornton,
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but he doesn't
smile as much.
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Oh, yeah,
that's funny.
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Now, does Herb... Erb...
Erb have, uh, any
childcare experience?
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No, but Brittany
takes care of Clyde,
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and Herb usually
just comes over
to use my computer.
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You know what?
Maybe just leave
Clyde here.
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Oh, I can't keep
doing that to you guys.
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Besides, you have
your group tonight.
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Anyways,
thanks so much,
you guys.
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Say bye, Clyde.
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Bye.Bye-bye.
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Bye, Clydie.
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Bye! Bye-bye! Bye.
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Aw, it really does
take a village,
doesn't it?
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That's us.
Isn't this great?
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No, not for Clyde,
it isn't.
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The poor kid's getting
bounced all over town
like a hot potato
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to whoever happens
to be free
at the moment.
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It's fuckin' terrible.
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WOMAN: Hello,
are you there, sir? Hello, yes.
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Okay. Thank you.
Um, so the sit...
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Hello? Hello?
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Goddamn it,
my fuckin' phone died!
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[MELLOW MUSIC]
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So I've been running
down all the places
that I used my card,
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and I'm pretty sure you guys
photocopied it
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when I left a deposit
for the room key.
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And, what, you think
I've been using
your credit card?
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Well, somebody
who works here maybe?
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[SCOFFS]
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Now that you mention it,
maybe it's Mrs. Grenger.
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I've always suspected
that she was skimming
the poor box
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to support her bingo habit.
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Really?No.
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Of course not, you idiot.
I would never let that happen.
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"Thou shalt not steal."
You remember that one?
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It's number eight
on my big top ten.
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And number six is,
"Thou shalt not
point fingers."
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It's the Russians, man.
Trust me.
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They're into everything.
That's why I always put tape
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on my laptop camera
when I'm watching porn.
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That's why
I never bother.
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If them commies
wanna watch me
punching my Putin,
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hey, have at her,
comrade.
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I'll show you
missile crisis.
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All right, we get it, Ed.
You like Russian porn.
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It's the Chinese.
They're the ones making
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all this
high-tech shit,
you know?
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Yeah, so they can
spy on us.
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Because of our phones,
they got files on everyone.
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That's right.
And then when they're done
spying, you take the phone,
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you put it in your pocket,
and everybody
gets ball cancer.
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Ah!
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I guess I dodged
that bullet.
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Ball cancer aside,
it's not a foreigner
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who's ripping me off, okay?
It's somebody local.
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Look, I got four charges
every Tuesday this month
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all at a restaurant right here
in town, the Waldorf.
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Hey, hey, I'm not an
espionage expert,
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!but aren't we forgetting
about what today is?
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It's Tuesday!
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So?
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Let's go
down to the Waldorf.
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Yeah.
You know, I'm sure
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that my cleanse
would allow for a cheat meal,
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and it would be nice
to get out.
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No, we're not going
down there to eat.
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We're gonna go see
if the dirtbag is there.
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Yeah, catch him in the act
and really kick his ass.
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Oh, yeah, an ambush.
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Yeah, and while
we're waiting for him,
199
00:08:02,372 --> 00:08:03,591
we can get
some appetizers,
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00:08:03,591 --> 00:08:05,114
maybe nachos
or chicken strips or...
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No, no, no, no.
Focus, focus.
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[CHUCKLING]
I'm sorry, guys.
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I am so fucking hungry.
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All right, thanks.
I think this is
a very bad idea.
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Come on, don't be chickenshit.
Don't you want
to catch this guy?
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What are the odds?
He'd be stupid to go
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to the same place
five weeks in a row.
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Well, that's only
25% more stupid
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than going four weeks
in a row.
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20%.
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No, no, no.
Four is 20% less than five,
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but five is 25%
more than four.
You know that, right?
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Huh?Don't worry about it.
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Whiz with the numbers.MUGSY: Hey, Loudermilk,
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aren't you
the least bit curious?
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Yeah, we're not about to go
storming downtown
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and charging into some lounge
like it's Little Bighorn.
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No offense, Cloud.Huh, none taken.
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We won that one.CISCO: Come on, Loudermilk.
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Wouldn't it be awesome
to catch this prick?
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00:08:49,941 --> 00:08:52,465
Well, yeah, I'm up
for another rumble.
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I'd come, but I have to go
to the emergency room.
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What for?Well, to get
my balls checked.
224
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You really should
install fraud alerts
on your phone, man.
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It's not hard.
I can do it for you.
226
00:09:01,387 --> 00:09:03,346
Yeah?Yeah. Let me see your phone.
227
00:09:03,912 --> 00:09:05,217
Yeah.
228
00:09:06,915 --> 00:09:08,830
Yeah, I can't do nothing
with that piece of shit, bro.
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[MELLOW MUSIC]
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[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
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Good evening.
232
00:09:18,666 --> 00:09:20,537
Are you picking up
and order for Grubhub?
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No.Okay.
234
00:09:23,888 --> 00:09:25,455
Are you looking for someone?
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Kinda, yeah.
It's a little hard to...
236
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I'm not sure
if they're here yet.
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I see. Well, perhaps
you'd like to peruse our menu.
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I can take your name,
and if you decide to join us,
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I will have a lovely table
ready for you.
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00:09:38,337 --> 00:09:41,123
Yeah, okay. Great.
It's Loudermilk.
241
00:09:42,777 --> 00:09:44,779
Oh, already
have you in here.
242
00:09:44,779 --> 00:09:48,783
You do?Loudermilk already seated
243
00:09:48,783 --> 00:09:50,959
just right
underneath the palm tree.
244
00:09:52,743 --> 00:09:54,963
Oh, there she is.
245
00:10:02,013 --> 00:10:03,711
Good evening.
246
00:10:03,711 --> 00:10:07,279
Have you, uh, enjoyed
a nice dinner here tonight?
247
00:10:08,759 --> 00:10:12,328
Oh, um, why, yes, yes.
248
00:10:12,328 --> 00:10:13,634
Wasn't bad.
249
00:10:14,939 --> 00:10:16,071
So you like
the place, huh?
250
00:10:17,463 --> 00:10:19,291
Well, it's beautiful,
isn't it?
251
00:10:19,291 --> 00:10:22,164
It's so fancy.Very fancy.
252
00:10:22,164 --> 00:10:24,035
I imagine that's why
you like to come here
253
00:10:24,035 --> 00:10:25,994
every Tuesday night,
am I right?
254
00:10:26,864 --> 00:10:28,561
Um, no.
255
00:10:28,561 --> 00:10:32,000
Actually, this is...
This is my first time here.
256
00:10:32,000 --> 00:10:33,915
Oh, really?
257
00:10:33,915 --> 00:10:36,308
You sure you want to stick
with that story?
258
00:10:36,308 --> 00:10:39,442
Because the paper trail
would imply otherwise.
259
00:10:39,442 --> 00:10:42,880
I... I... I'm not sure
what you're talking about.
260
00:10:42,880 --> 00:10:44,882
I think you know exactly
what I'm talking about.
261
00:10:44,882 --> 00:10:46,841
I'm talking
about the credit card
262
00:10:46,841 --> 00:10:48,930
that you're gonna use to pay
for this dinner tonight.
263
00:10:51,019 --> 00:10:54,762
Well, first of all,
that is none
of your business.
264
00:10:54,762 --> 00:10:56,851
And second,
I'm pretty sure
265
00:10:56,851 --> 00:10:58,374
I'm not paying
for dinner tonight.
266
00:10:58,374 --> 00:11:00,506
If he's any kind of gentleman
at all, my date will be.
267
00:11:01,943 --> 00:11:04,206
Your date?Yeah. He's in the bathroom.
268
00:11:05,555 --> 00:11:07,339
Oh.
269
00:11:07,339 --> 00:11:10,647
Oh, okay, uh...
270
00:11:10,647 --> 00:11:12,693
Well, I'm gonna have to have
a little talk with him then.
271
00:11:13,476 --> 00:11:15,173
Okay.
272
00:11:15,173 --> 00:11:18,176
You tend to date
bigger guys or...
273
00:11:18,176 --> 00:11:20,483
Excuse me.
Is there a problem here?
274
00:11:20,483 --> 00:11:23,094
Yes, there is.Yes, there absolutely is.
275
00:11:23,094 --> 00:11:24,356
This guy is high
or something.
276
00:11:24,356 --> 00:11:26,228
High? Excuse me.
277
00:11:26,228 --> 00:11:28,230
I'll have you know that
I have been clean and sober
278
00:11:28,230 --> 00:11:33,017
for nine months,
three weeks, two days,
twenty hours, and...
279
00:11:33,017 --> 00:11:35,063
System time set.
280
00:11:35,063 --> 00:11:37,021
Okay, sir, maybe we can have
this conversation outside.
281
00:11:37,021 --> 00:11:38,980
No, I don't need
to go outside.
282
00:11:38,980 --> 00:11:40,982
There's a thief at this table.
283
00:11:40,982 --> 00:11:42,940
Sir, please don't make me
call the police.
284
00:11:42,940 --> 00:11:44,463
You should absolutely
call the police
285
00:11:44,463 --> 00:11:46,378
'cause I'm getting
ripped off here every Tue...
286
00:11:46,378 --> 00:11:48,772
Hey, what are you doing?
Get your hands off me.Sir, that's enough.
287
00:11:48,772 --> 00:11:51,209
MAN: Louie, it's okay.
Let him go.
288
00:11:55,474 --> 00:11:58,260
What the fuck, Dad?
You're alive?
289
00:11:58,260 --> 00:12:00,044
Yeah. [LAUGHS]
290
00:12:00,044 --> 00:12:01,959
Boy, the look
on your face.
291
00:12:01,959 --> 00:12:03,961
You should probably check
your shorts for mud.
292
00:12:03,961 --> 00:12:06,137
You're dead!
I gave your fucking eulogy!
293
00:12:06,137 --> 00:12:08,400
Oh, come on.
Don't act so startled.
294
00:12:08,400 --> 00:12:10,663
You know your old man
is always full of surprises.
295
00:12:10,663 --> 00:12:12,317
This is not a good
surprise, Dad.
296
00:12:12,317 --> 00:12:14,319
Oh, me being alive
is not a good surprise.
297
00:12:14,319 --> 00:12:16,452
What the hell kind
of thing is that to say
to your old man?
298
00:12:16,452 --> 00:12:17,975
I'm leaving.Oh, come on.
299
00:12:17,975 --> 00:12:19,672
Let's go back inside
and sit down.
300
00:12:19,672 --> 00:12:21,326
You want a drink?
I'll buy.
301
00:12:21,326 --> 00:12:23,676
[SHOUTING]
Do I want a drink?
302
00:12:23,676 --> 00:12:25,809
No, I don't
want a fucking...
303
00:12:25,809 --> 00:12:27,811
How are you even here?
304
00:12:27,811 --> 00:12:30,814
The bigger question is,
what was going on
when I came out of the can?
305
00:12:30,814 --> 00:12:33,251
Seems to me that you were
hitting on my girl, hmm?
306
00:12:33,251 --> 00:12:34,557
Not bad, right?
307
00:12:34,557 --> 00:12:35,993
Yeah, she's lovely.
308
00:12:35,993 --> 00:12:37,908
You pay for her
on my credit card too?
309
00:12:37,908 --> 00:12:39,823
Your credit card?Yeah, my credit card,
310
00:12:39,823 --> 00:12:42,695
the one that you've been
using here every Tuesday
for the last month.
311
00:12:43,827 --> 00:12:46,090
Son of a bitch,
it is yours.
312
00:12:46,090 --> 00:12:47,700
I... I don't have
my reading glasses.
313
00:12:47,700 --> 00:12:49,224
How the fuck
did you even get that?
314
00:12:49,224 --> 00:12:50,529
I only have
one credit card.
315
00:12:50,529 --> 00:12:52,140
You should always
have a backup.
316
00:12:52,140 --> 00:12:54,229
That's why I called
and ordered you a new one.
317
00:12:54,229 --> 00:12:56,492
But, don't worry, I'll take
this one out of the rotation.
318
00:12:56,492 --> 00:12:57,580
Give me that.
319
00:12:59,930 --> 00:13:03,629
So, what,
you've just been here
in town the whole time?
320
00:13:03,629 --> 00:13:05,893
Nah, I was down
in the Bay Area for a while,
321
00:13:05,893 --> 00:13:07,982
but there was
a misunderstanding.
I had to skedaddle.
322
00:13:07,982 --> 00:13:09,810
So that's it, huh?
323
00:13:09,810 --> 00:13:12,551
The heat was on, and you just
hightailed it out of there.
324
00:13:12,551 --> 00:13:15,206
[LAUGHS] You can't hit
a moving target.
325
00:13:15,206 --> 00:13:16,642
Yeah, just like you
hightailed it
326
00:13:16,642 --> 00:13:18,035
when you found
out about Annette.
327
00:13:18,035 --> 00:13:20,472
Who?Annette.
328
00:13:20,472 --> 00:13:23,911
The waitress that
you slept with in my bed.
329
00:13:23,911 --> 00:13:25,956
You're gonna have
to be more specific.
330
00:13:25,956 --> 00:13:28,350
I was lying right
next to you.
331
00:13:28,350 --> 00:13:30,134
Annette.
Good kid, a real goer.
332
00:13:30,134 --> 00:13:32,484
You should have
gone in on that.
333
00:13:32,484 --> 00:13:34,922
Yeah, Dad, that would be
a cherished family memory
334
00:13:34,922 --> 00:13:38,142
like the three-legged race
in a father-son picnic.
335
00:13:38,142 --> 00:13:40,144
Yeah, we could have been
Eskimo brothers.
336
00:13:40,144 --> 00:13:41,493
Some opportunities
come along
337
00:13:41,493 --> 00:13:43,017
you just have
to take advantage of.
338
00:13:43,017 --> 00:13:44,670
Like the opportunity
to fake your death
339
00:13:44,670 --> 00:13:46,498
instead of raise a kid?Oh, come on.
340
00:13:46,498 --> 00:13:48,152
You were already grown up
when I died.
341
00:13:48,152 --> 00:13:49,806
I'm talking
about your new kid.
342
00:13:49,806 --> 00:13:50,851
What kid?
343
00:13:52,113 --> 00:13:54,071
Don't give me
that shit.
344
00:13:54,071 --> 00:13:57,031
You knocked up Annette,
and you fuckin'
faked your death
345
00:13:57,031 --> 00:13:59,511
to get out of raising
my little brother, Clyde.
346
00:13:59,511 --> 00:14:01,296
Please tell me you're joking.
She had a kid?
347
00:14:01,296 --> 00:14:02,819
Yes.
348
00:14:02,819 --> 00:14:05,343
The waitress?Yes, your kid.
349
00:14:05,343 --> 00:14:08,869
I can't believe this.
I swear to God, I had no idea.
350
00:14:08,869 --> 00:14:10,871
I... I thought my swimmers
went belly up years ago.
351
00:14:12,698 --> 00:14:16,093
Well, okay,
then why did you
fake your death?
352
00:14:16,093 --> 00:14:18,052
Well, because,
at that time,
353
00:14:18,052 --> 00:14:20,228
there were a couple
of issues that...
354
00:14:22,056 --> 00:14:23,492
Okay,
I knew about the kid.
355
00:14:23,492 --> 00:14:25,059
Oh, God damn it!
356
00:14:26,408 --> 00:14:27,670
Are you really
that much of an asshole?
357
00:14:27,670 --> 00:14:29,628
What much of an asshole?
358
00:14:29,628 --> 00:14:32,675
That you would run out
on a kid you don't even know?
359
00:14:32,675 --> 00:14:35,199
Okay, maybe I panicked,
but can you blame me?
360
00:14:35,199 --> 00:14:37,680
A kid at my age?
Do you know how old I am?
361
00:14:37,680 --> 00:14:39,856
Yes, I do because I signed
your death certificate.
362
00:14:39,856 --> 00:14:41,423
Look, I couldn't
stick around and deal
363
00:14:41,423 --> 00:14:43,251
with all that crazy shit.No, Jack,
364
00:14:43,251 --> 00:14:45,079
'cause you never do,
do ya?
365
00:14:45,079 --> 00:14:47,298
And now there's another
little boy growing up
366
00:14:47,298 --> 00:14:48,821
in the world
without a father.
367
00:14:48,821 --> 00:14:50,693
Oh, he'll be fine.
Look at you.
368
00:14:50,693 --> 00:14:53,391
Yeah, look at me.
Look at me.
369
00:14:53,391 --> 00:14:55,698
I'm a fuckin'
drug-addicted alcoholic
370
00:14:55,698 --> 00:14:57,482
who shines floors
for a living.
371
00:14:57,482 --> 00:14:59,745
Right, and I was there
for most of the time,
372
00:14:59,745 --> 00:15:01,660
so my being there
wouldn't help the kid any.
373
00:15:01,660 --> 00:15:03,271
You were never there.
374
00:15:03,271 --> 00:15:05,664
Oh, for Christ's sake,
let's not start this again.
375
00:15:05,664 --> 00:15:08,189
Start what, the truth?
Huh?
376
00:15:08,189 --> 00:15:10,626
You think I don't wonder
if I might have turned out
different
377
00:15:10,626 --> 00:15:13,934
if I had a father
who once took me
to a ballgame
378
00:15:15,239 --> 00:15:17,459
or checked my homework
379
00:15:17,459 --> 00:15:19,896
or didn't bet
my college money
on Mike Tyson?
380
00:15:19,896 --> 00:15:21,463
I'd make
that same bet today.
381
00:15:21,463 --> 00:15:22,943
I mean, who the fuck
is Buster Douglas?
382
00:15:24,205 --> 00:15:27,773
You're a bum, Jack,
you know that?
383
00:15:27,773 --> 00:15:29,471
You're a bum,
and you always have been.
384
00:15:31,821 --> 00:15:33,954
That's not what you said
about me at my funeral.
385
00:15:37,174 --> 00:15:39,263
Some of that stuff you said
really choked me up.
386
00:15:41,048 --> 00:15:42,658
You were there?
387
00:15:42,658 --> 00:15:44,616
Yeah, I was hiding
up in the balcony.
388
00:15:46,270 --> 00:15:49,273
See? I didn't miss
every big event of your life.
389
00:15:56,193 --> 00:15:57,847
[MELLOW MUSIC]
390
00:15:57,847 --> 00:15:59,501
♪ ♪
391
00:16:09,772 --> 00:16:11,556
You okay?
392
00:16:11,556 --> 00:16:13,819
Yeah.
Yeah, I'm fine.
393
00:16:13,819 --> 00:16:16,126
Are you sure?
'Cause you look
like you're...
394
00:16:16,126 --> 00:16:17,823
Like I've
seen a ghost?
395
00:16:17,823 --> 00:16:20,696
No, like you're fuckin'
hungover or something.
396
00:16:22,306 --> 00:16:24,004
Holy shit,
there's a ghost.
397
00:16:26,354 --> 00:16:28,791
Damn,
it's a new New Guy.
398
00:16:28,791 --> 00:16:30,140
Guys.
399
00:16:30,140 --> 00:16:31,881
Hi, Tom.
400
00:16:31,881 --> 00:16:33,404
Haven't seen you in a while.
401
00:16:33,404 --> 00:16:36,538
Remember me? I'm New Guy.
402
00:16:36,538 --> 00:16:38,148
How have you been?
403
00:16:38,148 --> 00:16:41,891
I'm not doing great,
actually.
404
00:16:41,891 --> 00:16:44,807
I was hoping
to join the group.
405
00:16:44,807 --> 00:16:46,504
But you're not an addict.Yes, I am.
406
00:16:46,504 --> 00:16:48,245
Hey, pal,
don't bullshit us again.
407
00:16:48,245 --> 00:16:51,379
Yeah, you've already
done this once
under false pretentions,
408
00:16:51,379 --> 00:16:56,340
and you know what they say
about the boy who cried about
the wolf in sheep's clothing.
409
00:16:56,340 --> 00:16:58,299
First of all,
that's pretenses,
410
00:16:58,299 --> 00:17:00,083
and you're mixing up
two different boys.
411
00:17:00,083 --> 00:17:03,260
Oh, yeah, ass chin?
Which boys? Which ones?I don't know!
412
00:17:03,260 --> 00:17:04,827
I know why am I...[MOCKING GIBBERISH]
413
00:17:04,827 --> 00:17:06,742
He's the one
who pretended
to be an addict.
414
00:17:06,742 --> 00:17:09,049
Yes, I did, but I'm not
pretending now.
415
00:17:09,049 --> 00:17:10,528
All right, don't
fuck around, Tom.
416
00:17:10,528 --> 00:17:11,616
What are you doing here?
417
00:17:14,706 --> 00:17:15,968
I need help, man.
418
00:17:17,361 --> 00:17:19,929
Cutter really
screwed me up.
419
00:17:19,929 --> 00:17:23,019
He kept coming to my work
and telling everyone
I was an alcoholic.
420
00:17:24,064 --> 00:17:26,283
I lost my job.
421
00:17:26,283 --> 00:17:28,764
And then, you know,
what he told my coworkers,
422
00:17:28,764 --> 00:17:30,461
word got around town
and nobody would hire me.
423
00:17:30,461 --> 00:17:34,204
So I started drinking a little
424
00:17:35,771 --> 00:17:38,382
and then a lot.
425
00:17:38,382 --> 00:17:42,256
And it was like everything
that he said about me
suddenly was true.
426
00:17:42,256 --> 00:17:44,388
Where is Cutter?I don't know.
427
00:17:44,388 --> 00:17:47,522
He went off the deep end,
deeper end.
428
00:17:47,522 --> 00:17:50,264
He started talking about a
B&E and making a big score,
429
00:17:50,264 --> 00:17:52,440
and I just couldn't...
430
00:17:52,440 --> 00:17:54,703
What's a B&E,
bacon and eggs?
431
00:17:54,703 --> 00:17:56,661
How the hell would
you make a big score
with bacon and eggs?
432
00:17:56,661 --> 00:17:58,620
I don't know,
rob a Denny's?
433
00:17:58,620 --> 00:18:00,491
I think a B&E
is bill of exchange.
434
00:18:00,491 --> 00:18:03,015
No, no, no, it actually
means below the elbow.
435
00:18:03,015 --> 00:18:05,192
I read that
in a fisting chatroom.
436
00:18:05,192 --> 00:18:07,890
I was taking about
breaking and entering.
437
00:18:07,890 --> 00:18:11,546
Anyway, I started avoiding
him, and then when I got
438
00:18:11,546 --> 00:18:14,070
kicked out of my apartment,
we lost touch and...
439
00:18:17,029 --> 00:18:18,205
I don't know what to say.
440
00:18:19,206 --> 00:18:20,294
I'm a drunk.
441
00:18:21,599 --> 00:18:22,774
Okay.
442
00:18:24,689 --> 00:18:26,604
Well, the good news is,
you're here.
443
00:18:27,866 --> 00:18:31,131
So now if you can
just maybe learn
444
00:18:31,131 --> 00:18:33,481
to stop blaming
Cutter for everything
445
00:18:33,481 --> 00:18:36,527
and, uh, maybe
you can grow from this.
446
00:18:38,225 --> 00:18:40,444
Welcome back, Tom.Welcome back.
447
00:18:40,444 --> 00:18:42,098
Welcome back, pal.Welcome back.
448
00:18:42,098 --> 00:18:44,448
I'm assuming you don't
have a sponsor.
449
00:18:44,448 --> 00:18:47,059
No.Okay. Well, gonna need one.
450
00:18:47,059 --> 00:18:48,148
Any takers?
451
00:18:49,366 --> 00:18:51,194
Yeah, yeah,
I'll do it.
452
00:18:51,194 --> 00:18:54,241
I think it would be
good for me to be
responsible for someone.
453
00:18:54,241 --> 00:18:55,764
Responsible
for someone?
454
00:18:55,764 --> 00:18:57,113
You have, like,
a dozen kids.
455
00:18:57,113 --> 00:18:58,680
Hey, that's different.
456
00:18:58,680 --> 00:19:00,464
This is out of
the goodness
of my heart.
457
00:19:00,464 --> 00:19:02,423
That's under
court order.
458
00:19:02,423 --> 00:19:03,946
Thanks, Mugsy,
459
00:19:03,946 --> 00:19:06,166
but I was thinking
it might be wiser
460
00:19:06,166 --> 00:19:08,429
if I had someone
who could
understand me better,
461
00:19:08,429 --> 00:19:11,040
um, someone like Stevie.
462
00:19:11,040 --> 00:19:12,737
Whoa, I'm confused.
463
00:19:12,737 --> 00:19:14,783
Why would Stevie understand
you better than Mugsy?
464
00:19:14,783 --> 00:19:16,524
You're a drunk
and a liar.
465
00:19:16,524 --> 00:19:18,395
That's two things
Mugsy knows very well.
466
00:19:18,395 --> 00:19:22,138
Thank you, Roger.I'm sure you do, no offense.
467
00:19:22,138 --> 00:19:25,097
I just... If I'm gonna be
completely honest here,
468
00:19:25,097 --> 00:19:27,970
I just still think
Stevie is a better
fit for me.
469
00:19:27,970 --> 00:19:29,711
Why? Why would
Stevie be a better...
470
00:19:29,711 --> 00:19:31,234
Because I'm gay.
471
00:19:31,234 --> 00:19:33,715
Okay, well,
he's your guy.Wait a minute.
472
00:19:33,715 --> 00:19:35,847
You're not gonna sponsor him
because he's gay?
473
00:19:35,847 --> 00:19:37,240
What's with that?
474
00:19:37,240 --> 00:19:39,329
Well, Stevie would be
a better fit...
475
00:19:39,329 --> 00:19:40,678
That's what Tom said.
476
00:19:40,678 --> 00:19:42,680
Well, I'm confused.
477
00:19:42,680 --> 00:19:46,162
Yeah, I was too
for a while.
478
00:19:46,162 --> 00:19:49,034
No, about why you'd think
I'd be a better fit for you.
479
00:19:50,514 --> 00:19:53,038
Well, maybe because
you're gay too.
480
00:19:54,562 --> 00:19:55,780
No.
481
00:19:56,390 --> 00:19:57,347
Oh.
482
00:19:58,479 --> 00:20:00,176
Really?
483
00:20:00,176 --> 00:20:03,005
I guess... I always assumed
just 'cause, you know...
484
00:20:03,005 --> 00:20:04,528
No, I don't. No.
485
00:20:05,660 --> 00:20:07,357
Oh, face it, Stevie.
486
00:20:07,357 --> 00:20:09,359
You've always been
a really snappy dresser.
487
00:20:09,359 --> 00:20:12,493
So? 'Cause I take pride
in my appearance,
that makes me gay?
488
00:20:12,493 --> 00:20:14,712
Hey, let's face it,
Stevie.
489
00:20:14,712 --> 00:20:19,369
You never really
talk about getting
down with the ladies.
490
00:20:19,369 --> 00:20:21,023
That's 'cause I ain't
Barry White
491
00:20:21,023 --> 00:20:23,025
and this ain't 1977,
motherfucker.
492
00:20:23,025 --> 00:20:26,855
This is ridiculous.
James Bond
is a snappy dresser.
493
00:20:26,855 --> 00:20:29,205
Yeah, and Tony Soprano.Scrooge McDuck.
494
00:20:29,205 --> 00:20:31,163
I mean, he wears a top hat
and a smoking jacket.
495
00:20:31,163 --> 00:20:32,904
He's straight as an arrow.
496
00:20:32,904 --> 00:20:34,993
All right, first of all,
those are fictional
characters,
497
00:20:34,993 --> 00:20:36,386
and one of them
is a duck.
498
00:20:36,386 --> 00:20:38,693
Secondly, you guys
are morons.
499
00:20:38,693 --> 00:20:40,347
Huge morons.
500
00:20:40,347 --> 00:20:42,262
Besides who gives
a fuck who's gay?
501
00:20:42,262 --> 00:20:44,612
Other gay people?LOUDERMILK: Well,
you shouldn't.
502
00:20:44,612 --> 00:20:49,443
A drunk is a drunk, all right?
Straight, gay, LGBTQ...
503
00:20:49,443 --> 00:20:50,748
I.I.
504
00:20:50,748 --> 00:20:51,923
A.A.
505
00:20:51,923 --> 00:20:53,229
Two.Two?
506
00:20:53,229 --> 00:20:54,839
Plus.It doesn't matter.
507
00:20:54,839 --> 00:20:57,668
We're all humans
with addiction issues.
508
00:20:59,366 --> 00:21:01,933
All right, where did we land
on the sponsorship thing?
509
00:21:01,933 --> 00:21:03,544
Are you guys okay
with that arrangement?
510
00:21:05,850 --> 00:21:08,418
Yeah, sure,
of course, man.Yes.
511
00:21:08,418 --> 00:21:10,725
Thank you.CISCO: Hey, Mugsy,
512
00:21:10,725 --> 00:21:13,684
I've never heard you talk
about any "lady action."
513
00:21:13,684 --> 00:21:15,860
Hey, gentleman's code.
514
00:21:15,860 --> 00:21:20,169
What happens in the van
stays in the van.
515
00:21:20,778 --> 00:21:21,953
Gross.
516
00:21:22,954 --> 00:21:24,869
[MELLOW MUSIC]
517
00:21:24,869 --> 00:21:26,262
♪ ♪
518
00:21:29,483 --> 00:21:31,006
[KNOCK AT DOOR]
519
00:21:32,137 --> 00:21:33,922
How was your meeting?
520
00:21:33,922 --> 00:21:35,271
Are you here
to borrow money
521
00:21:35,271 --> 00:21:37,534
or feed off the flesh
of the living?
522
00:21:37,534 --> 00:21:39,188
[LAUGHS]
That's good.
523
00:21:39,188 --> 00:21:41,016
Hey, is Ben still here?
524
00:21:41,016 --> 00:21:42,931
We could really
fuck with him.
525
00:21:42,931 --> 00:21:44,976
You say a prayer for me, and
then I'll jump out and go...
526
00:21:44,976 --> 00:21:46,326
[YELLS GIBBERISH]
527
00:21:46,326 --> 00:21:48,284
[LAUGHS]That would be great, Dad.
528
00:21:48,284 --> 00:21:50,460
Let's give Ben a heart attack.
That would be funny.
529
00:21:50,460 --> 00:21:52,723
Yeah, hysterical, right?Yeah.
530
00:21:52,723 --> 00:21:54,638
When are we ever gonna get
another chance to do it?
531
00:21:54,638 --> 00:21:56,814
I don't know, next time
you fake your death?
532
00:21:56,814 --> 00:21:59,643
I don't want you
hanging out here, okay?
533
00:21:59,643 --> 00:22:01,036
I just don't want you around.
534
00:22:01,036 --> 00:22:02,820
I don't want
anyone to see you.
535
00:22:02,820 --> 00:22:05,693
I don't want them to know
how fucked up my family is.
536
00:22:05,693 --> 00:22:07,085
It's humiliating.
537
00:22:07,085 --> 00:22:09,436
Oh, nice, my being alive
is humiliating.
538
00:22:09,436 --> 00:22:11,960
[SIGHS]
What do you want, Jack?
539
00:22:11,960 --> 00:22:14,092
Look, I thought about
what you said last night,
540
00:22:14,092 --> 00:22:15,572
and I got to thinking.
541
00:22:15,572 --> 00:22:17,182
Why did I come back here?
542
00:22:17,182 --> 00:22:18,575
And I think I know why.
543
00:22:18,575 --> 00:22:20,055
What, because
of the thrill,
544
00:22:20,055 --> 00:22:22,449
like an arsonist
or a serial killer?
545
00:22:23,145 --> 00:22:24,451
Maybe.
546
00:22:24,451 --> 00:22:28,324
Or maybe because
I missed you.
547
00:22:28,324 --> 00:22:31,458
Shut the fuck up.I'm serious.
548
00:22:31,458 --> 00:22:33,285
You said it yourself
at the funeral.
549
00:22:33,285 --> 00:22:35,244
I was starting to put it
all back together,
550
00:22:35,244 --> 00:22:38,987
and then... And then
I got scared.
551
00:22:40,292 --> 00:22:42,947
And, anyway,
well, here I am.
552
00:22:42,947 --> 00:22:44,427
So?So?
553
00:22:44,427 --> 00:22:45,559
Well, let's make
the most of it.
554
00:22:47,038 --> 00:22:48,605
Let's go for dinner
and we'll reconnect.
555
00:22:48,605 --> 00:22:50,259
I won't even drink.
556
00:22:50,259 --> 00:22:53,349
No, it's too late
for that, Jack,
557
00:22:55,090 --> 00:22:57,658
'cause now there's another
little boy in the world
558
00:22:57,658 --> 00:23:00,269
who's gonna grow up
with the same emptiness
and heartache
559
00:23:00,269 --> 00:23:02,053
that I'm still dealing with.
560
00:23:02,053 --> 00:23:03,794
Well, if I am such a dick,
maybe the kid is better off
561
00:23:03,794 --> 00:23:05,448
never knowing
who his father is.
562
00:23:05,448 --> 00:23:07,145
[CHAIR SLAMS]
563
00:23:07,145 --> 00:23:08,756
I knew you were
gonna say that.
564
00:23:08,756 --> 00:23:09,887
I knew you would say that.
565
00:23:12,673 --> 00:23:16,154
Do you know why I said
all these nice things
about you at the funeral?
566
00:23:16,154 --> 00:23:19,070
It's because I was just doing
what I've always done,
567
00:23:19,070 --> 00:23:20,942
what Mom always did,
568
00:23:20,942 --> 00:23:23,423
which is make
excuses for you
569
00:23:24,815 --> 00:23:27,427
'cause that's
what enablers do,
570
00:23:28,515 --> 00:23:29,603
for whatever reason.
571
00:23:29,603 --> 00:23:30,865
I don't know. Shame,
572
00:23:32,083 --> 00:23:35,478
hope, we just make excuses,
573
00:23:35,478 --> 00:23:37,349
and you get to roll
merrily along
574
00:23:37,349 --> 00:23:40,352
caring about nobody
but your own fucking self.
575
00:23:41,789 --> 00:23:45,096
Oh, great. Great speech.
576
00:23:45,096 --> 00:23:48,709
Is that what you
say to your little
hand-holding group?
577
00:23:48,709 --> 00:23:50,798
Must make you feel
very high and mighty, huh?
578
00:23:50,798 --> 00:23:53,496
Yeah, it does feel good
to be there for somebody else.
579
00:23:53,496 --> 00:23:56,281
You'll never know that
because you're not capable.
580
00:23:57,718 --> 00:23:58,936
You know what's sad is,
581
00:24:00,024 --> 00:24:02,462
at least when you were dead,
582
00:24:02,462 --> 00:24:04,594
I knew you couldn't
disappoint me anymore.
583
00:24:08,250 --> 00:24:10,295
Well, hey, hey.
Come on, kid.
584
00:24:11,601 --> 00:24:13,342
We got a second
chance here.
585
00:24:15,213 --> 00:24:16,954
You think I don't know
I fucked up?
586
00:24:18,913 --> 00:24:20,305
I fucked up.
587
00:24:23,265 --> 00:24:26,834
You know how much it kills me
to know how bad I hurt you?
588
00:24:29,358 --> 00:24:31,926
I haven't had a good night's
sleep in 30 years.
589
00:24:34,711 --> 00:24:36,931
Now I'm back
from the dead
590
00:24:36,931 --> 00:24:38,802
and I'm ready
to be accountable.
591
00:24:38,802 --> 00:24:40,674
I'm just asking
for a second chance.
592
00:24:41,936 --> 00:24:42,893
No.
593
00:24:43,938 --> 00:24:46,157
Not this time.
594
00:24:46,157 --> 00:24:48,899
You got another chance, Jack.
It's just not with me.
595
00:24:50,814 --> 00:24:52,250
It's with your other kid.
596
00:24:56,603 --> 00:25:00,302
[WISTFUL PIANO MUSIC]
597
00:25:00,302 --> 00:25:03,435
♪ ♪
598
00:25:09,311 --> 00:25:10,573
LIZZIE: Hey.
599
00:25:14,621 --> 00:25:15,665
Hey.
600
00:25:20,670 --> 00:25:21,976
Cup of coffee?
601
00:25:26,676 --> 00:25:28,417
Sure.
602
00:25:28,417 --> 00:25:33,074
♪ Hey, open the door
603
00:25:33,074 --> 00:25:35,380
[GENTLE GUITAR MUSIC]
604
00:25:35,380 --> 00:25:37,948
♪ I want a new life
605
00:25:37,948 --> 00:25:40,081
♪ ♪
606
00:25:43,780 --> 00:25:48,524
♪ Hey, and here's
what's more
607
00:25:50,657 --> 00:25:54,835
♪ I want a new life
608
00:25:54,835 --> 00:25:57,533
♪ A new life
609
00:25:59,230 --> 00:26:04,409
♪ Babe, let's get
one thing clear
610
00:26:06,281 --> 00:26:10,720
♪ There's much more stardust
611
00:26:10,720 --> 00:26:12,722
♪ When you're near
612
00:26:14,985 --> 00:26:20,338
♪ I think
I'm really being sincere ♪