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I've seen so much blood.

2
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What are you going
to do about it?

3
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I'm gonna kill the General,
and you're gonna help me.

4
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Oh, no.

5
00:00:29,523 --> 00:00:33,043
We don't need you.
We don't want you.

6
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The gods are dead.

7
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Queen Antedia,
you could feed us to your pigs.

8
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Who will give me
three silver pieces?

9
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There'll come a day in the future
when I'll call upon you.

10
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Behold!

11
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From this day forward
you are... Quant.

12
00:01:01,243 --> 00:01:03,323
Excellent.

13
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I've come to make you an offer.
In exchange for what?

14
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The girl.
Lokka is angry.

15
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Where is she?
It takes time.

16
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We don't have time.

17
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Let us feast.

18
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Tell me, child.
Why did you really come here?

19
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Fuck the gods.

20
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Get back!

21
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That...

22
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That...

23
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And...

24
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♪ Well you can bump and grind

25
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♪ It is good for your mind

26
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♪ Well you can twist and shout
let it all hang out

27
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♪ But you won't fool
the children of the revolution

28
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♪ No you won't fool
the children of the revolution

29
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♪ No way!

30
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♪ Wow ♪

31
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Are you ready
to say sorry?

32
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You can't spend all day
down there. You'll perish.

33
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And you'll catch...
everything.

34
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Look, I know he's a bastard.

35
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We all are, but...

36
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Please, just...
just say you're sorry.

37
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Your Majesty.

38
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I was by the chalk place
this morning. Saw something.

39
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What?
Something strange.

40
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How strange?
Very strange.

41
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What was it?

42
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A dragon.
How big?

43
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Don't humour him.
You're being an arse.

44
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What, breathing fire?

45
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All right. Describe
what happened word for word.

46
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50 feet long.

47
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Sage-coloured flanks,
mustardy wings with purple veins,

48
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claws big as icicles.

49
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She turns to me,
opens her scaly maw,

50
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breathes a giant plume
of orange fire,

51
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roughly the size of a medium
to large haystack.

52
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That's not nice.

53
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Something funny?

54
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Oi, you!

55
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What's so funny?
Yes?

56
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What's so funny witch?
Nothing. Nothing, sorry.

57
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Do you want back down
the drop, eh?

58
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Do you want back down the drop?
No, sir.

59
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Tania.
-No, master.
-Louder!

60
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No, Master.
Five silver pieces.

61
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Too much by thrice.
Can't clean, talks back.

62
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Tell her, pitch the roof.
Back to the market...

63
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..buy an hog, feed her to it.

64
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Eat the fucking hog.
Who's in?

65
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I'm in.

66
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I promise Master,
I will never talk back again.

67
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Before I forget...

68
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What's that?
Weasels.

69
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Found a romp of them up river.

70
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You want me to kill 'em?
No.

71
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I want you to teach 'em to sing
and dance in a line.

72
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I'm a weasel. I'm a weasel.
I'm a weasel. I'm a weasel.

73
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Weasels stock gives me wind.
What was that?

74
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Nothing.

75
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You want to watch
yourself there, brother.

76
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You watch yourself.

77
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Yeah, you're right, Mum.
He is a choosy bastard.

78
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You... Witch!

79
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My name is Blaine.
I'm an associate of the General.

80
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Sorry, I don't know
what that means.

81
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My Lady...

82
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The witch.

83
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Oh...

84
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Tell me about the girl.

85
00:09:03,123 --> 00:09:06,443
What the hell.
It is written here.

86
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The name is?
Fuck the Gods.

87
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How is he?

88
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The fever has worsened.

89
00:10:54,923 --> 00:10:57,883
We need to talk.
What about?

90
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Thrilled as I am
by your unexpected arrival

91
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and conscious of the reasons
for your lengthy trip.

92
00:11:02,803 --> 00:11:05,243
Reasons?
There's only one reason I'm here.

93
00:11:05,283 --> 00:11:07,683
I'm general of this legion.

94
00:11:07,723 --> 00:11:10,643
The legion has its own rules,
and crucially, crucially,

95
00:11:10,683 --> 00:11:12,843
it has its own fucking dogs.

96
00:11:12,883 --> 00:11:15,963
So?
So you can't just waltz in here

97
00:11:16,003 --> 00:11:18,203
and eat my right hand man.
Your right hand man

98
00:11:18,243 --> 00:11:20,683
was about to have you murdered.
Yes, I know.

99
00:11:20,723 --> 00:11:23,523
I knew that before he did.
You know, I wasn't born yesterday.

100
00:11:23,563 --> 00:11:26,123
I didn't just crawl out
from under a stone.

101
00:11:26,163 --> 00:11:29,883
I'm Aulus "fucking" Plautius.
Then, where is she?

102
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20 moons,
and not a fucking clue.

103
00:11:33,283 --> 00:11:36,243
That is Aulus Plautius.

104
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An empty suit of armour,
a put on, wash out, no-show.

105
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A vain, preening, disappointing,
flabby, floppy failure.

106
00:11:54,083 --> 00:11:59,243
The girl had a sister, Islene.
She died in the invasion.

107
00:11:59,283 --> 00:12:05,083
The witch says if the sister asked
her to do something, she will do it.

108
00:12:05,123 --> 00:12:06,643
So?

109
00:12:06,683 --> 00:12:09,763
So, we want you to go
and talk to her.

110
00:12:09,803 --> 00:12:11,163
What?

111
00:12:11,203 --> 00:12:13,403
Um, she's dead.

112
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Oh!
Oh, yes. Oh...

113
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One tiny little detail
you left out, darling.

114
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But you visited their dead.
Fucking bigmouthed witch!

115
00:12:28,123 --> 00:12:30,723
She said she took you there.

116
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Didn't feel like
mentioning that? Mm.

117
00:12:33,603 --> 00:12:37,443
What else aren't you telling me?

118
00:12:37,483 --> 00:12:41,323
So what are you gonna do?
Don't you worry about that.

119
00:12:41,363 --> 00:12:44,963
You tell me.
You know I love you, my darling,

120
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but you underestimate me
at your peril.

121
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Come now.

122
00:12:53,803 --> 00:12:56,443
Well, I'll go to the underworld
and I'll speak to the sister.

123
00:12:56,483 --> 00:12:58,523
But if we are going
to work together,

124
00:12:58,563 --> 00:13:01,683
there has to be
some ground rules.

125
00:13:01,723 --> 00:13:03,563
Well, come on.
One...

126
00:13:03,603 --> 00:13:06,923
You don't eat anyone
without my say-so.

127
00:13:06,963 --> 00:13:10,083
-Agreed.
-Two... If we're gonna work
together, no secrets.

128
00:13:10,123 --> 00:13:13,083
I'll tell you what I know,
you do the same.

129
00:13:13,123 --> 00:13:15,363
Agreed.
Three...

130
00:13:17,883 --> 00:13:20,083
This cock. Get rid.

131
00:13:20,123 --> 00:13:21,763
Want to be able to speak
to my wife alone.

132
00:13:21,803 --> 00:13:23,243
Blaine is my close advisor.

133
00:13:23,283 --> 00:13:25,443
He's a ponce.
He's beloved of Lokka.

134
00:13:25,483 --> 00:13:27,483
He is a cunt.

135
00:13:29,323 --> 00:13:31,683
Blaine, darling...
High priestess...

136
00:13:31,723 --> 00:13:34,203
Fuck off for a bit.

137
00:13:34,243 --> 00:13:36,923
High priestess...

138
00:13:36,963 --> 00:13:39,403
You weren't so fussy last night.

139
00:13:40,963 --> 00:13:42,483
Where was I?

140
00:13:42,523 --> 00:13:44,963
Four.
Four...

141
00:13:45,003 --> 00:13:47,603
The Celtic Queen.
-Your whore.
-Asset.

142
00:13:47,643 --> 00:13:49,483
Bet she's got a guilty one.

143
00:13:49,523 --> 00:13:52,763
Amena is valuable to me
and I want to keep it that way.

144
00:13:52,803 --> 00:13:55,283
Can I fuck her?
She's fun.

145
00:13:56,283 --> 00:13:57,683
Well, let's put a pin in that
for now.

146
00:13:57,723 --> 00:13:59,963
But just leave her alone.
And you don't speak to her,

147
00:14:00,003 --> 00:14:02,923
you don't let jolly boy
speak to her, you understand?

148
00:14:05,763 --> 00:14:09,803
I don't remember you being
this tense in Rome.

149
00:14:13,643 --> 00:14:16,243
Just relax.

150
00:14:16,283 --> 00:14:19,083
I'm only here for one reason.

151
00:14:19,123 --> 00:14:22,323
I won't be wasting my time
on local colour.

152
00:14:22,363 --> 00:14:25,403
Twopenny scrubbers
don't know the shit they're in.

153
00:14:25,443 --> 00:14:27,443
Besides...

154
00:14:27,483 --> 00:14:30,963
Lokka's thirst
for the sacrament of flesh...

155
00:14:31,003 --> 00:14:33,443
has been well sated.

156
00:14:40,563 --> 00:14:42,603
For now.

157
00:14:49,123 --> 00:14:51,603
She's on to you.

158
00:14:53,683 --> 00:14:56,163
What did you say?
Come on,

159
00:14:56,203 --> 00:14:59,443
you're sharper than that.

160
00:14:59,483 --> 00:15:01,603
But not that sharp, eh?

161
00:15:02,563 --> 00:15:04,203
What are you insinuating?

162
00:15:04,243 --> 00:15:09,163
Oh, "insinuating."
Oh, that's a big word.

163
00:15:09,203 --> 00:15:12,443
I'm in-si-nu-ating

164
00:15:12,483 --> 00:15:14,523
that, whatever your plan is,

165
00:15:14,563 --> 00:15:17,803
tethered up that sleeve,
it needs work.

166
00:15:17,843 --> 00:15:19,363
Seriously...

167
00:15:19,403 --> 00:15:22,003
You need to use the whole brain.

168
00:15:22,923 --> 00:15:25,163
What of that cunny cunt
cunning in there?

169
00:15:25,203 --> 00:15:28,843
Dream up something...
a smidge smarter,

170
00:15:28,883 --> 00:15:30,603
teeny bit more brilliant.

171
00:15:30,643 --> 00:15:35,523
But do it fast,
because he may buy more of this.

172
00:15:35,563 --> 00:15:37,643
But she doesn't.

173
00:15:40,763 --> 00:15:42,883
Nice bum.

174
00:15:43,803 --> 00:15:46,163
That bum.

175
00:15:46,203 --> 00:15:48,323
Yummy bum.

176
00:16:18,803 --> 00:16:20,803
Thirsty?

177
00:16:25,483 --> 00:16:28,563
You wasn't really a queen,
was you?

178
00:16:28,603 --> 00:16:30,643
You mean, did I have...

179
00:16:31,763 --> 00:16:35,003
treasures? A throne?

180
00:16:35,043 --> 00:16:38,643
Loyal subjects...
once upon a time?

181
00:16:38,683 --> 00:16:41,803
Um, I don't believe you.
So...

182
00:16:41,843 --> 00:16:44,643
These days,
I hardly believe it myself.

183
00:16:46,363 --> 00:16:48,803
Was you, was you married?

184
00:16:50,203 --> 00:16:53,643
Mm.
What happened to him?

185
00:16:53,683 --> 00:16:55,763
He died...

186
00:16:55,803 --> 00:16:57,923
in battle.

187
00:17:00,883 --> 00:17:05,123
If you married again,

188
00:17:05,163 --> 00:17:08,643
that man, would he be king?

189
00:17:08,683 --> 00:17:12,283
He would indeed.

190
00:17:12,323 --> 00:17:14,403
Would he have his own horse?

191
00:17:14,443 --> 00:17:17,803
He'd have a hundred horses...

192
00:17:17,843 --> 00:17:19,843
ships...

193
00:17:21,403 --> 00:17:22,963
gold...

194
00:17:23,003 --> 00:17:26,363
and he wouldn't eat weasel stew.

195
00:17:26,403 --> 00:17:28,763
He'd eat swan.

196
00:17:28,803 --> 00:17:31,523
Swan?
With all the trimmings.

197
00:17:34,723 --> 00:17:37,923
It would be best
if you get some sleep, yeah.

198
00:17:39,603 --> 00:17:42,443
Good night, Brooke.
Good night, then.

199
00:17:42,483 --> 00:17:44,603
Good night, Mum.

200
00:17:58,643 --> 00:18:00,603
Behold!

201
00:18:23,443 --> 00:18:26,323
So, what do you think?
Is he gonna make it?

202
00:18:26,363 --> 00:18:29,403
I'm just saying.
It's a pretty deep wound.

203
00:18:29,443 --> 00:18:33,043
Listen, Quant,
we have a prophecy.

204
00:18:33,083 --> 00:18:35,163
And if you knew the first thing
about the prophecy,

205
00:18:35,203 --> 00:18:38,883
You'd know
the Veran doesn't die

206
00:18:38,923 --> 00:18:42,563
The Veran lives for another...

207
00:18:42,603 --> 00:18:44,003
What the fuck...

208
00:18:44,043 --> 00:18:47,723
Forget it. Forget it.
I'm not even going to.

209
00:18:47,763 --> 00:18:51,563
Does the prophecy say
the chosen one pitches up

210
00:18:51,603 --> 00:18:53,803
and cuts the Veran's throat...

211
00:18:53,843 --> 00:18:55,883
and then does one...

212
00:18:55,923 --> 00:18:57,923
to who knows where.

213
00:19:00,643 --> 00:19:04,443
♪ ("CAN'T FIND MY WAY HOME"
PLAYING) ♪

214
00:19:22,003 --> 00:19:24,563
♪ Come down off your throne

215
00:19:24,603 --> 00:19:27,203
♪ And leave your body alone

216
00:19:28,563 --> 00:19:33,363
♪ Somebody must change

217
00:19:33,403 --> 00:19:39,363
♪ You are the reason
I've been waiting so long

218
00:19:39,403 --> 00:19:43,643
♪ Somebody holds the key

219
00:19:43,683 --> 00:19:46,763
♪ Well, I'm near the end

220
00:19:46,803 --> 00:19:51,643
♪ And I just ain't got the time

221
00:19:53,123 --> 00:19:55,083
♪ And I'm wasted

222
00:19:55,123 --> 00:19:59,483
♪ And I can't find
My way home... ♪

223
00:20:17,323 --> 00:20:19,963
What are you doing?

224
00:20:22,443 --> 00:20:28,843
♪ Come down on your own
And leave your body alone

225
00:20:28,883 --> 00:20:32,843
♪ Somebody must change... ♪

226
00:20:32,883 --> 00:20:36,003
Where do you think the egg is?
# You are the reason

227
00:20:36,043 --> 00:20:39,923
♪ I've been waiting
All these years

228
00:20:39,963 --> 00:20:43,803
♪ Somebody holds the key

229
00:20:43,843 --> 00:20:46,643
♪ But I'm near the end

230
00:20:46,683 --> 00:20:51,963
♪ And I just ain't got the time

231
00:20:52,003 --> 00:20:54,803
♪ Lord, and I'm wasted

232
00:20:54,843 --> 00:20:59,483
♪ And I can't find my way home ♪

233
00:21:10,963 --> 00:21:13,403
Swap you this brooch
for the shoes.

234
00:21:13,443 --> 00:21:16,083
I want coins.
I don't have any coins.

235
00:21:16,123 --> 00:21:19,603
Well, get out, then.
Go on, get out, you little...

236
00:21:19,643 --> 00:21:22,283
OK, now guess which cup
is the egg under?

237
00:21:22,323 --> 00:21:23,763
Are you sure.

238
00:21:23,803 --> 00:21:26,563
OK, I'm sorry, Sir.

239
00:21:26,603 --> 00:21:30,003
You've lost again.
Anyone else like a go?

240
00:21:31,363 --> 00:21:33,363
Let's make some money.

241
00:21:37,723 --> 00:21:41,083
Dip, dip, blue ship,
who is it?

242
00:21:41,123 --> 00:21:43,683
Is it you?

243
00:21:43,723 --> 00:21:46,683
Dip, dip, sky blue,
who is it? Not you.

244
00:21:46,723 --> 00:21:49,403
Dip, dip, sky blue,
who is it?

245
00:21:50,403 --> 00:21:53,003
Centurion Viticus!

246
00:21:53,043 --> 00:21:55,123
Hey, hey!

247
00:21:55,163 --> 00:21:57,643
Attention!

248
00:21:57,683 --> 00:22:01,283
General. Since we arrived here,
you've shown great courage,

249
00:22:01,323 --> 00:22:03,603
guile, grit, guts!

250
00:22:03,643 --> 00:22:07,283
So, congratulations.
You're my new Praefectus.

251
00:22:08,563 --> 00:22:12,963
Um, what happened to Vitus?

252
00:22:13,003 --> 00:22:16,243
Um, yes. Well, he was
summoned back to Rome.

253
00:22:16,283 --> 00:22:18,843
Short notice.

254
00:22:18,883 --> 00:22:23,163
-I'm Praefectus?
-Well, you see,
you put the hours in, pays off.

255
00:22:23,203 --> 00:22:25,203
I will die for
the glory of the knight.

256
00:22:25,243 --> 00:22:28,483
Well, I don't doubt it.

257
00:22:35,723 --> 00:22:39,003
So keep an eye on which cup
the egg is under.

258
00:22:39,043 --> 00:22:40,803
Which one is it?
I'm done with you.

259
00:22:40,843 --> 00:22:43,243
Come on, lads.

260
00:22:43,283 --> 00:22:46,243
I've got one more trick for you,
ladies and gentlemen.

261
00:22:46,283 --> 00:22:48,043
I'm going to need a volunteer.

262
00:22:48,083 --> 00:22:50,443
Come on. You look like
you like a bit of fun.

263
00:22:50,483 --> 00:22:53,803
Who's feeling adventurous?
Up you go.

264
00:22:53,843 --> 00:22:55,483
Nobody? Oh, hello.

265
00:22:55,523 --> 00:22:57,523
Big round
of applause for my friend.

266
00:22:57,563 --> 00:22:59,243
Have I got a surprise for you.

267
00:23:02,043 --> 00:23:05,723
-Have you met my friend?
-What?
I'd like you to look

268
00:23:05,763 --> 00:23:09,803
very, very closely.

269
00:23:09,843 --> 00:23:13,723
That's it.
Look very closely.

270
00:23:13,763 --> 00:23:20,443
That's it. Is she the fairest
maiden your eyes have ever seen?

271
00:23:20,483 --> 00:23:23,643
Yes, she is.

272
00:23:25,643 --> 00:23:27,083
You're in luck.

273
00:23:27,123 --> 00:23:30,763
For she seeks a husband
this very night.

274
00:23:30,803 --> 00:23:33,243
Are you an honourable
suitor, sir?

275
00:23:33,283 --> 00:23:37,083
Oh, I am.

276
00:23:38,123 --> 00:23:42,883
Now, do you take this chicken

277
00:23:42,923 --> 00:23:44,883
to be your wife?

278
00:23:47,043 --> 00:23:50,483
I do.

279
00:23:53,443 --> 00:23:55,883
That's enough.
Thank you, ladies and gentlemen.

280
00:23:55,923 --> 00:23:58,003
Thank you very much.
Excellent. Thank you.

281
00:23:58,043 --> 00:24:01,763
Thank you. Thank you so much.
Cheers.

282
00:24:14,323 --> 00:24:16,243
Here.

283
00:24:16,283 --> 00:24:18,363
I'm not hungry.

284
00:24:25,003 --> 00:24:27,203
You blame yourself?

285
00:24:27,243 --> 00:24:29,123
No, I don't.

286
00:24:29,163 --> 00:24:32,083
Everybody else does.
So I don't have to.

287
00:24:32,123 --> 00:24:33,963
They've got it covered.

288
00:24:34,003 --> 00:24:35,883
What they forget is

289
00:24:35,923 --> 00:24:38,203
while they're all hiding
and wringing their hands,

290
00:24:38,243 --> 00:24:40,403
and dancing, and fucking about,

291
00:24:40,443 --> 00:24:42,803
I was out there
working my balls off.

292
00:24:42,843 --> 00:24:46,083
I took a tiny, foolish,
speck of a girl,

293
00:24:46,123 --> 00:24:48,723
and I make her into a...

294
00:24:48,763 --> 00:24:50,843
It's true.

295
00:24:50,883 --> 00:24:52,883
Nobody spent that time with her.

296
00:24:52,923 --> 00:24:55,443
They can say and think
what they want.

297
00:24:55,483 --> 00:24:58,323
Only you truly know her.

298
00:24:58,363 --> 00:25:00,363
And her heart.

299
00:25:02,163 --> 00:25:05,723
So tell me, has she deserted us?

300
00:25:05,763 --> 00:25:08,363
Do we need a new sign?

301
00:26:22,283 --> 00:26:24,923
Where's you going?
Badgering.

302
00:26:24,963 --> 00:26:27,603
Get us a stoat.
Get your own.

303
00:26:37,483 --> 00:26:39,323
Majesty.

304
00:26:43,963 --> 00:26:45,923
Stay there.

305
00:27:35,723 --> 00:27:37,963
Hello, missy.

306
00:27:39,203 --> 00:27:42,123
The money from your little show.

307
00:27:42,163 --> 00:27:44,923
It's mine.
I don't think so.

308
00:27:44,963 --> 00:27:47,523
Give me the money.
It's hers.

309
00:27:47,563 --> 00:27:49,283
She earned it.
Fuck off.

310
00:27:52,683 --> 00:27:58,603
That's it. Now turn around
and walk away with both balls.

311
00:28:05,923 --> 00:28:09,883
Seems I'm surplus to requirements.
Hmm, seems so.

312
00:28:12,243 --> 00:28:15,443
Well, goodbye.

313
00:28:17,683 --> 00:28:20,923
You hungry?
Not particularly.

314
00:28:20,963 --> 00:28:25,883
Come on. I've had a good day.
I've had a shit day.

315
00:28:25,923 --> 00:28:29,963
Is that wine?
It's also shit.

316
00:28:30,003 --> 00:28:34,203
Swap you a leg for some shit wine,
but you have to pluck the rest.

317
00:28:36,123 --> 00:28:38,163
So...

318
00:28:38,203 --> 00:28:40,123
you do need my help.

319
00:28:40,163 --> 00:28:42,243
Don't push it.

320
00:28:43,523 --> 00:28:46,803
It's a moon tree.
Moon what?

321
00:28:46,843 --> 00:28:49,403
Moon tree.
They come out at night

322
00:28:49,443 --> 00:28:52,283
and only appear
after one moon in 12.

323
00:28:52,323 --> 00:28:53,763
Put it in weasel stew.

324
00:28:53,803 --> 00:28:56,603
It will make it taste
like the finest swan.

325
00:28:57,963 --> 00:28:59,283
Fit for a king.

326
00:28:59,323 --> 00:29:01,963
You'll find them in the forest.
I need two dozen.

327
00:29:04,243 --> 00:29:06,643
No, I can't.

328
00:29:06,683 --> 00:29:08,763
Rork likes his weasel stew
done in a certain way.

329
00:29:08,803 --> 00:29:13,003
The way that mum does it.
Trust me. He'll love it.

330
00:29:13,043 --> 00:29:14,963
Mum, too.

331
00:29:17,043 --> 00:29:19,043
A king?

332
00:29:19,083 --> 00:29:21,843
With a hundred horses.

333
00:29:31,843 --> 00:29:35,243
Where are you from?
Me? All over.

334
00:29:35,283 --> 00:29:38,003
Doing what?
You name it.

335
00:29:38,043 --> 00:29:43,563
Musician, carpenter, soldier,
beggar, salt farmer, fireman,

336
00:29:43,603 --> 00:29:46,603
goatherd...
Wait, you were a salt farmer?

337
00:29:46,643 --> 00:29:49,803
Many, many moons ago.

338
00:29:49,843 --> 00:29:54,923
And I can tell you,
that is a shit job.

339
00:29:54,963 --> 00:29:58,123
My dad was a salt farmer.
Was he?

340
00:29:58,163 --> 00:30:01,643
Well, he must be
a better man than me.

341
00:30:01,683 --> 00:30:03,323
Or a total fool.

342
00:30:03,363 --> 00:30:05,403
I couldn't hack it.

343
00:30:05,443 --> 00:30:08,323
Hard, hard ground.

344
00:30:11,123 --> 00:30:13,643
He still at it?

345
00:30:14,563 --> 00:30:16,683
I don't know.

346
00:30:20,923 --> 00:30:23,083
My name is Lucius.

347
00:30:24,323 --> 00:30:26,323
Cait.

348
00:30:38,363 --> 00:30:41,243
And then my mother died,

349
00:30:41,283 --> 00:30:43,723
and we moved west
to live with my uncle.

350
00:30:43,763 --> 00:30:46,643
He's a bit like you,
been everywhere, done everything.

351
00:30:46,683 --> 00:30:50,323
Legion?
Hmm. Exactly. Decrepit.

352
00:30:50,363 --> 00:30:52,283
And he knew of its conjuring.

353
00:30:52,323 --> 00:30:56,123
And he showed me
great stuff and...

354
00:30:56,163 --> 00:30:58,323
Amazing stuff.

355
00:30:59,363 --> 00:31:01,843
And then the invasion happened.

356
00:31:01,883 --> 00:31:04,763
And I've been escaping
ever since.

357
00:31:04,803 --> 00:31:07,203
Then you came along
and interrupted it all.

358
00:31:07,243 --> 00:31:09,243
The end.

359
00:31:11,963 --> 00:31:16,003
You know, when you go
around the world

360
00:31:16,043 --> 00:31:19,123
and see as much as I have,
you learn a lot.

361
00:31:19,163 --> 00:31:24,363
And one of the things you learn...
is to spot a lie.

362
00:31:24,403 --> 00:31:29,243
And I can tell you, that I think
every word you've just told me,

363
00:31:29,283 --> 00:31:30,963
with the exception
of the bit about

364
00:31:31,003 --> 00:31:33,723
growing up on a salt farm
and your name,

365
00:31:33,763 --> 00:31:37,163
is 100% copper-bottomed,

366
00:31:37,203 --> 00:31:39,843
ocean-going bullshit.

367
00:31:41,723 --> 00:31:44,683
Listen, you don't have to tell me
if you don't want to.

368
00:31:44,723 --> 00:31:48,483
Most of people's lives
are just stories anyway.

369
00:31:48,523 --> 00:31:51,323
Well, I guess I'll have
-to work on it.
-Well, you have time.

370
00:31:51,363 --> 00:31:54,723
You haven't.
Fuck off.

371
00:31:54,763 --> 00:31:58,363
Anyway, I don't mind.
I like a good yarn.

372
00:32:00,483 --> 00:32:02,563
Here's a good game.

373
00:32:04,443 --> 00:32:07,203
I'll tell you a story.

374
00:32:07,243 --> 00:32:10,363
And you have to tell me
if it's true

375
00:32:10,403 --> 00:32:13,123
or bullshit. Agreed?

376
00:32:13,163 --> 00:32:15,443
Agreed.

377
00:32:15,483 --> 00:32:19,563
If I told you,
among all the jobs I've done,

378
00:32:19,603 --> 00:32:22,443
that one was a soldier.

379
00:32:23,763 --> 00:32:26,323
Well, I was a soldier.

380
00:32:27,803 --> 00:32:31,203
A Roman soldier.

381
00:32:31,243 --> 00:32:34,603
I joined the Legion as a boy
and I went all over.

382
00:32:34,643 --> 00:32:39,483
This one time, we were guarding
some temple. Jerusalem.

383
00:32:39,523 --> 00:32:42,283
We'd rounded up a bunch
of troublemakers.

384
00:32:42,323 --> 00:32:44,923
They called themselves messiahs.

385
00:32:44,963 --> 00:32:48,363
They grow them down there
like corn.

386
00:32:48,403 --> 00:32:50,763
Anyway, the rule
was we'd crucify them

387
00:32:50,803 --> 00:32:53,683
for a couple of days,
to show they were nothing special.

388
00:32:53,723 --> 00:32:55,763
This one...

389
00:32:55,803 --> 00:32:59,483
he'd been up there all day,
sun frying his brain.

390
00:32:59,523 --> 00:33:02,843
My officer suggested
I finish him off.

391
00:33:04,923 --> 00:33:06,963
Do him a favour.

392
00:33:10,683 --> 00:33:12,763
So I did.

393
00:33:15,363 --> 00:33:17,803
I took his spear

394
00:33:20,403 --> 00:33:23,803
and I pushed it
through his heart.

395
00:33:24,763 --> 00:33:26,603
Only...

396
00:33:26,643 --> 00:33:30,523
it felt like I was
the one being stabbed.

397
00:33:30,563 --> 00:33:32,963
And I stood holding the spear.

398
00:33:33,003 --> 00:33:35,523
And for a few seconds...

399
00:33:35,563 --> 00:33:40,443
my heart choked
on its own blood.

400
00:33:40,483 --> 00:33:42,723
So I look up...

401
00:33:42,763 --> 00:33:46,523
and he's glowing.

402
00:33:46,563 --> 00:33:50,083
All I see is light.

403
00:33:53,203 --> 00:33:55,203
I laughed it off.

404
00:33:58,003 --> 00:34:01,163
I got pissed for three days.

405
00:34:01,203 --> 00:34:05,883
And then I'm walking through
some market and...

406
00:34:05,923 --> 00:34:09,403
I see the man I killed.

407
00:34:09,443 --> 00:34:12,643
And he looked at me.

408
00:34:12,683 --> 00:34:16,323
And he knew who I was.

409
00:34:16,363 --> 00:34:18,523
I know who you are, too.

410
00:34:21,723 --> 00:34:24,803
It was you.

411
00:34:27,363 --> 00:34:29,843
You did it.
Cait, listen to me.

412
00:34:29,883 --> 00:34:32,003
I went to your home,
I met your father.

413
00:34:32,043 --> 00:34:34,043
No. No.
He told me all about you.

414
00:34:34,083 --> 00:34:37,803
Your sister's name was Islene.
No. I'm a fucking idiot.

415
00:34:37,843 --> 00:34:39,163
Idiot.

416
00:34:39,203 --> 00:34:43,763
I know who you are and I need
you to listen very carefully.

417
00:34:43,803 --> 00:34:47,963
I have something for you.
Something very, very important.

418
00:34:48,003 --> 00:34:49,843
Away from me!
Cait!

419
00:34:51,403 --> 00:34:55,043
You can't escape this.
None of us can!

420
00:35:01,843 --> 00:35:03,603
Cait!

421
00:35:04,683 --> 00:35:06,683
Cait!

422
00:35:18,123 --> 00:35:20,163
Fuck.

423
00:35:28,123 --> 00:35:30,123
Oh, good evening,
Your Majesty.

424
00:35:30,163 --> 00:35:31,883
Good evening.

425
00:35:31,923 --> 00:35:33,923
I'm Viticus, the new Praefectus.

426
00:35:33,963 --> 00:35:36,723
And?
I'm replacing Vitus.

427
00:35:36,763 --> 00:35:39,923
He had to go back to Rome
on short notice.

428
00:35:39,963 --> 00:35:42,083
I heard.

429
00:35:42,123 --> 00:35:45,123
The General has asked
to see you in his quarters.

430
00:35:46,363 --> 00:35:49,003
Sorry.

431
00:35:56,043 --> 00:35:58,803
I'll leave you to your asset.

432
00:35:59,843 --> 00:36:03,363
Good evening, Your Majesty.

433
00:36:03,403 --> 00:36:06,123
Good evening.

434
00:36:06,163 --> 00:36:08,563
There you are.

435
00:36:08,603 --> 00:36:10,603
Drink?

436
00:36:11,723 --> 00:36:14,963
I thought we should have
a little chat.

437
00:36:15,843 --> 00:36:18,283
About the other night.
You don't have to say anything.

438
00:36:18,323 --> 00:36:20,603
What?
I loved it.

439
00:36:20,643 --> 00:36:22,963
What?

440
00:36:23,003 --> 00:36:26,123
Every minute.

441
00:36:26,163 --> 00:36:29,643
-Really?
-I want
to know all about your master.

442
00:36:31,723 --> 00:36:34,403
I want to know everything.

443
00:36:49,243 --> 00:36:51,843
Mmm.

444
00:36:51,883 --> 00:36:55,923
Was coming back from market.
Saw something strange.

445
00:36:55,963 --> 00:36:57,683
What?

446
00:36:57,723 --> 00:37:00,523
Roman.

447
00:37:00,563 --> 00:37:03,043
Well...
It weren't a Roman.

448
00:37:03,083 --> 00:37:05,483
It was.
It wasn't a Roman, it was a tree?

449
00:37:05,523 --> 00:37:08,683
It had a sword and a shield.

450
00:37:08,723 --> 00:37:11,643
And leaves and branches.
No Romans up here.

451
00:37:11,683 --> 00:37:13,243
There is now.
Is it nice?

452
00:37:13,283 --> 00:37:15,123
I saw it with my own eyes.

453
00:37:15,163 --> 00:37:18,523
And six mugs of cider.
Look. Romans...

454
00:37:18,563 --> 00:37:20,483
Hey, we're talking.
Shut the fuck up.

455
00:37:20,523 --> 00:37:23,123
-Sorry, Brother.
-Yeah.
How about...

456
00:37:25,443 --> 00:37:29,243
What's this?
Those are moon trees.

457
00:37:30,163 --> 00:37:32,803
What?
Moon tree.

458
00:37:32,843 --> 00:37:35,803
They make weasel stew
taste like swan.

459
00:37:35,843 --> 00:37:37,683
What the fuck
are you talking about?

460
00:37:37,723 --> 00:37:41,243
It's fit for a king
with a hundred horses.

461
00:37:43,083 --> 00:37:45,763
Where did you find them?
The forest.

462
00:37:47,483 --> 00:37:51,123
We do weasel stew mum's way.
Always the same.

463
00:37:51,163 --> 00:37:52,723
So why have you...

464
00:37:55,283 --> 00:37:58,443
What's happening?
Look.

465
00:37:58,483 --> 00:38:00,443
I can't feel my feet.

466
00:38:00,483 --> 00:38:02,843
Got mice in me skin.

467
00:38:05,443 --> 00:38:07,243
I'm pissing my drawers.

468
00:38:08,883 --> 00:38:10,563
What have you done?

469
00:38:10,603 --> 00:38:12,923
Let me tell you a story.

470
00:38:12,963 --> 00:38:15,923
Once upon a time,
there was a little princess

471
00:38:15,963 --> 00:38:20,603
who had an old uncle
she simply couldn't stand.

472
00:38:20,643 --> 00:38:25,323
So she ran away to the forest,

473
00:38:25,363 --> 00:38:28,043
where she met a witch.

474
00:38:28,083 --> 00:38:31,603
And she told the witch
the story of the evil uncle

475
00:38:31,643 --> 00:38:33,923
and what he'd done to her.

476
00:38:35,083 --> 00:38:37,483
And the witch said,
"I know a way

477
00:38:37,523 --> 00:38:41,323
"you can send your uncle
to the darkest part of hell."

478
00:38:43,523 --> 00:38:46,803
And the old witch
went to her shelf

479
00:38:46,843 --> 00:38:50,203
and she fetched down a jar.

480
00:38:50,243 --> 00:38:54,003
"Oh, what are those?"
Asked the princess.

481
00:38:54,043 --> 00:38:58,883
"These", replied the witch,
"are moon trees."

482
00:39:16,523 --> 00:39:19,243
Good citizens
of this benighted vale,

483
00:39:19,283 --> 00:39:23,163
I am Antedia,
Queen of the Regni.

484
00:39:23,203 --> 00:39:26,243
What's happening?
I was born sweet and cheerful,

485
00:39:26,283 --> 00:39:28,763
but then the gods,
in all their wisdom,

486
00:39:28,803 --> 00:39:31,683
robbed me of my only son.

487
00:39:31,723 --> 00:39:33,523
And I changed.

488
00:39:33,563 --> 00:39:37,083
I became a vengeful, cunning,

489
00:39:37,123 --> 00:39:40,003
merciless,
black-hearted bitch.

490
00:39:40,043 --> 00:39:43,243
But fear not,
you people will only feel

491
00:39:43,283 --> 00:39:46,003
the faintest flicker
of my wrath.

492
00:39:46,043 --> 00:39:47,443
Because I'm saving it up.

493
00:39:47,483 --> 00:39:49,923
Because in these isles,
there lives another

494
00:39:49,963 --> 00:39:53,763
upon whom I seek true vengeance.

495
00:39:53,803 --> 00:39:57,683
And so, it only remains for me
to say to you

496
00:39:57,723 --> 00:40:03,123
meat-headed, diabolic,
inbred cunts...

497
00:40:03,163 --> 00:40:06,723
..brace yourselves.

498
00:40:24,443 --> 00:40:29,563
Can you hear me, Aulus Plautius?

499
00:40:33,563 --> 00:40:36,683
I'm coming for you.

500
00:40:54,203 --> 00:40:56,563
Hundred horses.

501
00:41:51,523 --> 00:41:53,843
His wound is not healing.

502
00:41:55,443 --> 00:41:57,803
What if he dies?

503
00:41:57,843 --> 00:42:00,003
Does not pay to think that way.

504
00:42:00,043 --> 00:42:01,683
Quane...
The prophecy says-

505
00:42:01,723 --> 00:42:05,403
There's nothing in the prophecy
about me killing the first man.

506
00:42:05,443 --> 00:42:07,883
Nothing about this.
What's happening, Quane?

507
00:42:07,923 --> 00:42:10,123
If the prophecy...

508
00:42:11,003 --> 00:42:12,843
You have learnt much.

509
00:42:12,883 --> 00:42:15,643
And I say I cannot fool you.

510
00:42:15,683 --> 00:42:18,443
My boy, we have entered
a new age,

511
00:42:18,483 --> 00:42:22,763
an age so dark the words of
the prophets can no longer be seen.

512
00:42:24,443 --> 00:42:26,643
Whatever is happening.

513
00:42:26,683 --> 00:42:31,923
Whatever is unfolding,
it is not yet written.

514
00:42:37,523 --> 00:42:39,923
She won't desert us.

515
00:42:39,963 --> 00:42:43,283
How can you be sure?
Because I know her.

516
00:43:21,803 --> 00:43:25,803
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