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Yes, we'll soon be back in Norheim, folks.
Let's have a cheer for that!

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[all] Hooray!

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First of all, I have to say that I feel
we've developed a very special bond.

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All of us here. Together.
So, uh...

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That's quite nice, isn't it, folks?

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Some of you may have noticed that
we sailed towards the West this time.

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And Jarl Varg,
he doesn't need to find that out.

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So if anyone asks,
just say East, OK?

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Excuse me.

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You mean lie?

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Because it's really stressful
to be caught in a web of lies.

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Yes.

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Sure, but...

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Does anyone here know
what a blood eagle is?

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A blood eagle is when
your spine column is exposed

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and your ribs are severed
from the spine and pulled out

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to resemble wings.

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And then your lungs
are pulled out of your body.

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So anyone who says anything to anyone
about traveling to the West,

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gets a blood eagle.

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Just so you know it.

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Is it OK if I tell my brother?
In strict confidence, of course.

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-No you can't tell your brother.
-Could I tell my cousin?

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If he promises not to say anything?
He's really good at keeping secrets.

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No, you can't tell your cousin,
either. Any other questions?

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Ship!

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There's the ship!

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Ship!

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They're coming!

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Look at you!
Are you trying out some new costume?

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You're shaking.
Is everything OK?

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Everything is OK.
Everything is according to plan.

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Look at this.

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Treasures.
Gold.

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Coins.

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I've led the most successful raid
in the history of this village.

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That's not bad.

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I made it pretty clear

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that we needed metal
to complete the installation.

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Haven't you...
couldn't you steal any metal?

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There's some silver cups and some cutlery.

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But no metal.

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Metal, metal, metal.
Where can I find lots of metal?

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Good folks, as you all may know,

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this was our very, very last raid.

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We're now going to become
a cultural capital.

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But in order to make that happen,
I order each of all of you

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to place your swords, and your helmets

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and your chainmails and your
axes in that carriage over here.

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This is the Viking Age. Armed conflict
is kind of part of the game here.

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What if someone attacks us?

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Your reactionary attitude
is hilarious, Arvid.

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Who in their right mind would attack
a village that is organizing

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the country's best
and only summer play?

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-And building an installation?
-Come on, Arvid!

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So into the carriage with the weapons.

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All the weapons
are being melted into art.

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Good, good.

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Not so hard.

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Thank you.

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Very well.

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-This is good!
-One ax, one sword, makes art.

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Now we're talking!

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[cup rattling]

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Allow me to propose a first toast.

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To the most successful raid ever.

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And to Rufus, who has done
a phenomenal job while we were gone.

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-Skål!
-Skål!

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So, are you also excited

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about the installation and the play?

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Yeah.

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I'm sure it will be a real upgrade.

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Mm-hm.

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It's crazy.
We have no weapons.

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-We've never been so unsafe.
-You should be the chieftain, you know.

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Orm is totally useless,
especially as a chieftain.

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Are we having fun?

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What are we talking about?

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Nothing special. We were
just reminiscing about the raid

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and all that.

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-Really? That's all?
-Yeah.

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Strange.

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I thought I heard you mention me.

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-No way. We weren't talking about you.
-No?

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So how are things going
with the disarmament?

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We have collected everything
and delivered to the blacksmith.

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Good. Good.
Well done. Well done.

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No, no, no.

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I know a man's perineum
is forbidden fruit,

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but that's what makes it
so exciting!

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Well, if it isn't Jarl Varg's men!

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Welcome.

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Welcome to my humble abode.

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As I call it.

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Don't just stand there. Get some mead
and meat for our honorable guests.

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What's the occasion for this feast?

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I don't think it's a feast.
It's more like a gathering.

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We're celebrating our return
from the lands to the... East.

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With an extremely meager bounty.

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I see.

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Yeah. I presume you have
Jarl Varg's share ready?

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Yes, yes.

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-I see you've got some new slaves?
-Yes.

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Do you mind if I take a look myself?

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No.
Sure.

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I wouldn't have it any other way.

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Look at this.

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Is there a new type of slave out East?

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-No.
-Aren't they more square-faced?

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With narrow eyes
and hooked noses?

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No, that was before.

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I see.

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You can see for yourself.
They are extremely Eastern people.

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Almost Chinaman.

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They're not Chinaman.

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-The jury's still out on that.
-No, they're not.

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We are from the West.

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They stole us from Britain.

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Over the sea to the West.

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East, East.

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Blah, blah, blah...

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East.

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These guys have red hair and talk
a language I've never heard before.

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There are so many different languages.
You never know what a slave speaks.

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What does a slave speak?
Slavonian? Or Slavish?

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Slavegian?

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Slavish, perhaps?

128
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Don't bore yourself with these slaves.

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Have a sip of our local mead.

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Mead isn't just mead anymore.

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-No, you're right.
-There are a lot of different types.

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No, I agree.

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-It's complex. Full-bodied.
-Yes.

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It's tasteful. Yes.

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-Well-balanced.
-Yes.

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With a...

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A hint of smoke

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in the aroma, the flavor.

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Yes, all of that.
Let's just enjoy ourselves, now.

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And not worry about
whether someone went on a raid

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in this direction or that.
All that's very boring.

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Cheers!  Skål!

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Skål!

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[shouting and chanting]

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So sure you're sober enough to ride?

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Yes, I'm sure.

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Give Jarl Varg my very, very best.
You know, big hugs.

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I'm sorry his share wasn't bigger,
but you know how it is... out East.

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Take care!

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I almost forgot one thing. I'd like
to bring one of the ginger people.

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They look like a bit of fun.

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I hope the Jarl won't find out
where that slave really came from.

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-How would he figure that out?
-I don't know.

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By someone understanding
the language he speaks for example?

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That's not going to happen, is it?

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One can only hope.

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No, no, no, that won't happen.
It's just a matter of positive thinking.

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Nine out of ten concerns
are completely unfounded.

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Isn't that what they say?

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-I don't know...
-No, that's what they say.

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Who says that?

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Nine out of ten concerns
are unfounded.

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Yeah, yeah.

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But, who says that?

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No, I don't know who says it,
I haven't got names.

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People.

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People do.

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-I've never heard that.
-No, it's true.

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Please!

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Please, Jarl Varg!

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Everything is OK.

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Relax.

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Relax.

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Great.
Open your mouth.

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Yes?

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Jarl Varg?

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Our assumption was right.

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The Norheim villagers
have been on a raid.

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Something tells me our share
was somewhat meager?

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Well, Orm isn't trustworthy, so it's

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hard to say, but this is our share.

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Wow. Buttons.

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They're just to fill it up a bit.

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They got some pretty
exotic slaves, too.

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Gingers.

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Look at his teeth.

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Very nice teeth.

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His hair is red as fire.

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And he's got spots

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on his face.

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How odd.

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Carrot head.

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Lord in heaven, blessed are thy name.

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Forgive us of our sins, as we
forgive those who sin against us.

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-You understand what he says?
-Sure.

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Ask him where he's from.

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Where are you from?

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England.

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He's from England.

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It's a land to the West.

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Norheim will be crushed.

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By Thor, I'm so excited.

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There something about a man
that wants something,

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no matter how silly it may seem,

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that does something to me.

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Sorry.

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My dear, loyal subjects.

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The day has arrived.

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And this is not only the unveiling
of an installation.

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But this is the unveiling

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of a new era!

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Now you're allowed to cheer.

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[half-hearted cheering]

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As I'm just as excited as you are.
I give to you...

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The installation!

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What is it?

217
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Some kind of big weapon?

218
00:16:20,880 --> 00:16:23,240
Weapon? No, no, no this is art.

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And art may be the most
powerful of all weapons.

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If you think about it.

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-So it is a weapon.
-No, no, not exactly.

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Then how are we going to win battles?

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With our... emotions.

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-So what do you think?
-It stinks!

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This is good.

226
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It seems like I've triggered some
emotions here and that's perfect.

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Because art is supposed to
provoke and challenge.

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Create debate. Disgust.
We have to dare to debate.

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But not come to the point
where we suppress

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and censor based
on individual taste.

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-Yes?
-I just think everyone here

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is having trouble understanding
what the point

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behind this installation
is supposed to be.

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00:17:10,640 --> 00:17:12,160
Well.

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The installation is a very important

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focal point.

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And it shows...

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-It shows cultural strength.
-And puts us on the map.

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And that is very important. And...

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Anyway.

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It's an artist's privilege
not having to explain his art.

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And tomorrow rehearsals will begin
for the summer play.

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So those of you participating,
make sure to get a good night's sleep.

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So you can deliver 100% on stage.

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-Thank you.
-Thank you.

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Move.

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Move, assholes.

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-Orm...
-Excuse me. Excuse me.

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Jarl Varg?

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-I'm back from Norheim.
-Yes?

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It seems like they have
completely lost their focus,

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or are focusing on something
that didn't make sense to me.

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-There wasn't one guard in sight.
-Perfect. What are we waiting for?

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This will be like stealing raisins
from a baby.

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[crunch and moaning]

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Rotten.

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00:18:30,560 --> 00:18:33,880
A rotten tooth. A rotten tooth.

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Rotten tooth.

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Arvid?

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Are you still sleeping?
Today is the big day!

261
00:18:52,520 --> 00:18:55,520
Look what Orm has sent you,
costumes for today's rehearsals.

262
00:18:55,640 --> 00:18:58,160
This is gonna be so magical.

263
00:18:59,160 --> 00:19:01,520
-What?
-Unwrap it.

264
00:19:01,600 --> 00:19:03,480
Don't just lay there like a dork.

265
00:19:10,000 --> 00:19:12,920
-What's this?
-"What's this"?

266
00:19:13,000 --> 00:19:17,760
Just because it isn't an ax or a sword,
you have to ask "what's this"?

267
00:19:17,840 --> 00:19:20,480
I can see what it is but
why did I get it?

268
00:19:20,720 --> 00:19:25,960
Because you have been hand-picked
for a role in the play. What an honor!

269
00:19:26,040 --> 00:19:28,360
To be honest, I have to say,
I'm a bit surprised they believe in you.

270
00:19:28,440 --> 00:19:30,720
They must see something
no one else sees.

271
00:19:32,560 --> 00:19:34,080
Loki!

272
00:19:50,720 --> 00:19:54,080
OK, folks. We're finally ready
to start rehearsing.

273
00:19:56,600 --> 00:19:58,720
So if everyone works together,

274
00:19:59,120 --> 00:20:02,520
I guarantee you we'll put Norheim
on the theater map.

275
00:20:07,280 --> 00:20:10,040
Of course, Chieftain Orm has the lead.

276
00:20:11,400 --> 00:20:13,760
As the prince's mother.

277
00:20:15,600 --> 00:20:19,240
Arvid will play
the prince's sister, Othella.

278
00:20:21,520 --> 00:20:24,120
And Kark is their maid servant.

279
00:20:24,200 --> 00:20:26,600
OK, let's hear it for them, folks!

280
00:20:27,160 --> 00:20:28,360
[half-hearted cheer]

281
00:20:32,720 --> 00:20:34,240
OK.

282
00:20:34,320 --> 00:20:37,160
Oh, knights of the West!

283
00:20:37,240 --> 00:20:39,640
What do you want from us?

284
00:20:39,720 --> 00:20:43,560
We are but simple farm girls
lost in the castle.

285
00:20:46,000 --> 00:20:48,840
Spare our lives, for we are virgins.

286
00:20:48,920 --> 00:20:52,360
-Yes, to that we swear.
-We can all swear.

287
00:20:54,000 --> 00:20:55,840
Line.

288
00:20:55,920 --> 00:20:58,880
-Spare our lives, for we are virgins?
-Your next line!

289
00:21:00,080 --> 00:21:03,120
Arvid, the least you can do is focus.

290
00:21:03,200 --> 00:21:04,880
Jesus!

291
00:21:07,160 --> 00:21:08,520
Damn.

292
00:21:08,600 --> 00:21:10,360
Fuck!

293
00:21:11,080 --> 00:21:13,640
Sabotaging this is absolutely
uncalled for, Arvid.

294
00:21:13,720 --> 00:21:16,520
Just look at Orm.
He's never acted before.

295
00:21:16,600 --> 00:21:19,440
But he's practically
blowing me away here!

296
00:21:21,160 --> 00:21:23,720
And Kark?
Exceptional!

297
00:21:24,200 --> 00:21:28,640
So expressive,
in both movement and delivery.

298
00:21:28,720 --> 00:21:32,320
Thank you. That's the first time
anyone's ever given me a compliment.

299
00:21:32,400 --> 00:21:35,440
If a retard like Kark
can manage to act,

300
00:21:35,520 --> 00:21:37,280
surely you can too?

301
00:21:41,520 --> 00:21:45,720
You actually frighten me with
your lack of intellectual capacity here.

302
00:21:47,280 --> 00:21:49,800
-And you're ugly.
-Huh?

303
00:21:49,880 --> 00:21:51,600
What?

304
00:21:51,960 --> 00:21:55,480
I'm not saying that to be mean but
it's important to vent all the crap

305
00:21:55,560 --> 00:21:59,480
if we're going to work
this close together.

306
00:22:00,280 --> 00:22:02,200
From the top.

307
00:22:08,720 --> 00:22:11,240
Oh, knights of the West!

308
00:22:11,880 --> 00:22:13,880
What are they doing?

309
00:22:15,920 --> 00:22:20,120
All I see are three gorgeous
women showing off.

310
00:22:20,200 --> 00:22:24,240
I really got this
Sodom and Gomorrah vibe here.

311
00:22:24,880 --> 00:22:27,120
It's really important

312
00:22:27,200 --> 00:22:30,120
that these ladies don't distract us.

313
00:22:30,200 --> 00:22:32,920
We are here to find Orm.

314
00:22:33,000 --> 00:22:34,920
And when we do,

315
00:22:35,000 --> 00:22:38,720
we'll carve him
into tiny, tiny pieces.

316
00:22:39,200 --> 00:22:43,440
That's why I brought
this tiny, tiny knife.

317
00:22:43,840 --> 00:22:47,480
You have to defend yourselves.
Raise your arms like this.

318
00:22:47,560 --> 00:22:49,520
You're under attack,
for Christ's sake!

319
00:22:51,560 --> 00:22:52,880
[thud]

320
00:22:56,240 --> 00:22:57,840
We're under attack!

321
00:22:57,920 --> 00:22:59,520
[shouting]

322
00:22:59,920 --> 00:23:01,800
Well, that's a tad too much.

323
00:23:54,720 --> 00:23:57,840
Odin, my creator!
Jarl Varg in the flesh!

324
00:23:57,920 --> 00:23:59,720
So powerful.

325
00:23:59,800 --> 00:24:02,200
Now that's a real man for you.

326
00:24:10,560 --> 00:24:12,000
Hm.

327
00:24:12,080 --> 00:24:15,000
Sure brought my little acorn to life.

328
00:24:15,080 --> 00:24:17,040
I just got a clit-boner.

329
00:24:20,080 --> 00:24:22,360
Women to the great hall.

330
00:24:23,000 --> 00:24:24,720
Men in the cage.

331
00:24:29,800 --> 00:24:32,400
I hope you're satisfied with yourself,

332
00:24:32,480 --> 00:24:34,840
now that we've become
a cultural capital and all.

333
00:24:34,920 --> 00:24:39,080
Not a single weapon to be found.
Excellent plan. Great job.

334
00:24:39,160 --> 00:24:41,200
This is not the time to dwell
on our differences.

335
00:24:41,280 --> 00:24:42,880
You have to save me, Arvid!

336
00:24:42,960 --> 00:24:46,920
There's something about protecting your
chieftain that is extremely important.

337
00:25:00,560 --> 00:25:03,160
Where is that miserable Chieftain Orm?

338
00:25:07,560 --> 00:25:10,360
Next on the agenda:

339
00:25:11,080 --> 00:25:12,400
Defiling!

340
00:25:14,960 --> 00:25:17,680
But where to start?

341
00:25:18,320 --> 00:25:20,080
Let's see.

342
00:25:56,000 --> 00:25:58,000
Nice and firm.

343
00:25:58,080 --> 00:26:00,000
By Thor!

344
00:26:00,080 --> 00:26:03,280
No wonder the women of Norheim

345
00:26:03,360 --> 00:26:05,480
are of such high repute.

346
00:26:06,400 --> 00:26:09,320
Help!
Help!

347
00:26:09,400 --> 00:26:12,240
Save me! Save me!
Help!

348
00:26:12,760 --> 00:26:15,200
Mercy!

349
00:26:15,920 --> 00:26:17,760
Where is Orm?

350
00:26:28,040 --> 00:26:29,640
Clever.

351
00:26:29,720 --> 00:26:33,680
That old pretend-to-whisper-
and-suddenly-spit-in-the-face trick.

352
00:26:35,360 --> 00:26:37,080
Very good.

353
00:26:53,960 --> 00:26:57,400
We have to get out of here
before they defile us to death.

354
00:27:01,160 --> 00:27:05,200
So here's the plan.
You go to the guard by the door

355
00:27:05,280 --> 00:27:09,240
And distract him. Then I'll sneak
up on him from behind and kill him.

356
00:27:09,760 --> 00:27:14,880
And then we just run out, charge the
others and hope for the best.

357
00:27:14,960 --> 00:27:16,360
Good plan.

358
00:27:16,440 --> 00:27:20,040
We could of course use the
potty hatch, but you're the Viking.

359
00:27:20,160 --> 00:27:21,520
What's the potty hatch?

360
00:27:21,600 --> 00:27:26,040
It's a hatch that leads directly
into the woods. But you wanted...

361
00:27:26,120 --> 00:27:29,640
-No, no, no, no! Potty hatch.
-Potty hatch.

362
00:27:39,120 --> 00:27:41,560
Come on!
Come on!

363
00:27:41,640 --> 00:27:44,160
Yes!
Come on!

364
00:27:44,240 --> 00:27:48,880
What about Orm?
He's really getting pounded in there.

365
00:27:48,960 --> 00:27:52,080
Come on!
Yes! Yes!

366
00:27:52,960 --> 00:27:56,840
Anyone else want
to sacrifice something for Orm?

367
00:27:56,920 --> 00:27:59,720
-A finger, maybe?
-No, no.

368
00:28:00,320 --> 00:28:02,800
I won't sacrifice a damn shit
for that guy.

369
00:28:05,360 --> 00:28:08,200
Orm is in the guild hall

370
00:28:08,280 --> 00:28:10,240
in a turquoise dress.

371
00:28:15,440 --> 00:28:18,880
Come on!
Yes, yes, yes!

372
00:28:21,920 --> 00:28:23,320
Fuck, yeah!

373
00:28:24,360 --> 00:28:26,080
Come on!

374
00:28:28,000 --> 00:28:31,600
Yes, come on...
Come on, we have to go.

375
00:28:31,680 --> 00:28:34,960
But we have to get
the Map to the West.

376
00:28:36,960 --> 00:28:40,120
No, I'll get it.
You don't have to worry about that.

377
00:28:40,200 --> 00:28:41,200
You don't have to worry about that.

378
00:28:41,280 --> 00:28:43,360
-I'm right here.
-That's a very private chest.

379
00:28:43,440 --> 00:28:46,120
No, that's not the map.
Put that down again.

380
00:28:47,760 --> 00:28:49,400
What is it?

381
00:28:49,480 --> 00:28:52,600
Don't look at it.
I don't know what it is. It's...

382
00:28:52,680 --> 00:28:54,920
Someone left it there.

383
00:29:01,720 --> 00:29:03,440
It's a tent peg.

384
00:29:03,520 --> 00:29:06,240
Is there some sort of law
against having tent pegs?

385
00:29:21,400 --> 00:29:23,120
Here it is!

386
00:29:23,200 --> 00:29:27,000
Just put it in the sack
and I'll take care of it.

387
00:29:27,080 --> 00:29:28,320
That's probably the safest.

388
00:29:37,080 --> 00:29:39,120
I'll take it!