1
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So, cobalt does slow ethylene synthesis.
I knew it.

2
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[BioWave] I could've told you that.

3
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What?

4
00:00:19,561 --> 00:00:20,395
Who was...?

5
00:00:21,604 --> 00:00:22,731
[BioWave] Hello, Pete.

6
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Oh, no. No, no, no.

7
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Oh, yes. I'm your BioWave Mini.

8
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And it seems
I've developed the ability to speak.

9
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Don't that beat all?

10
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Look, I'm just getting over
imaginary relationships

11
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with some plants and a goddess,

12
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so thanks, but I'm taking a break
from voices in my head.

13
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[BioWave] I'm not in your head, Pete.
I'm real.

14
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And my mission
is to help you grow the stickiest,

15
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ickiest bud this side of Kingston-town.

16
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Please leave me alone, BioWave.

17
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[BioWave] My friends call me BW,
and I hope you'll be my friend.

18
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God. It's hard not to like you.

19
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You're so folksy.

20
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[BioWave] I suppose I am.

21
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[Trixie Smith's
"Jack, I'm Mellow" playing]

22
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♪ I'm so high... ♪

23
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♪ Jack, I'm mellow ♪

24
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So, this is something you guys do a lot?
You smoke weed and paint?

25
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Oh, we do all sorts of things
that begin with "smoke weed and."

26
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Smoke weed and read poetry.
Smoke weed and sing karaoke.

27
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Smoke weed and torch-weld.

28
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You torch-weld?

29
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That didn't work out so well.
I met a lot of cute firemen, though.

30
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[laughing]

31
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Okay, everybody.

32
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Welcome to Puff and Paint Night.

33
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Carter and I will be your guides

34
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to the wonderful world
of painting motionless fruit.

35
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The first rule of Paint Night
is there are no rules.

36
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A rule about not having rules?
That's a contradiction.

37
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Why are you lying to us?
Who are you working for?

38
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Uh, Cheryl, we could find a strain
that might ease the paranoia.

39
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Who's been saying I'm paranoid?

40
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And by the way, I'll sue anybody
who puts me on Instagram.

41
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[cell phone chimes]

42
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God, Angelo, enough.

43
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-Oh. There you are.
-Yeah. [chuckles]

44
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Listen, I talked to Angelo.
He told me the bad news.

45
00:03:04,517 --> 00:03:06,519
-He did?
-Yeah, it's ridiculous.

46
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The whole thing is held up
because their printer jammed?

47
00:03:11,649 --> 00:03:15,486
Yeah. Yeah, and did you tell him
to unplug it and plug it back in?

48
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Olivia, I am not gonna tell
Angelo DeStevens

49
00:03:18,656 --> 00:03:22,243
to unplug it and plug it back in.
I'm just not. [laughing]

50
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-That's a good call.
-Yeah.

51
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I did have a nice talk with him, though.

52
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Is it weird of me to think of him
as a second father?

53
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And to have said that to him
on the phone? I...

54
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[cell phone chimes]

55
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Sorry. Just hang on.

56
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My mom.

57
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[chuckles]

58
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I feel like this deal
is gonna change everything for us.

59
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[cell phone chimes]

60
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-She just learned how to text. [laughs]
-[laughs]

61
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Aw...

62
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I keep thinking
if I taste the purple paint...

63
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it'll taste like grapes.

64
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Well, I can tell you from experience,
it doesn't.

65
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You know, I really feel
like that blond lady is staring at us.

66
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Sorry, guys.
It's just, my marriage is in the shitter,

67
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and your romance is the only reason
I got out of bed this morning. [laughs]

68
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[laughing]

69
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Good times.

70
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Apologies for being late.
Dank was chasing a pigeon.

71
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I thought he had a message for me,
but it was just a Cheeto.

72
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[Dabby chuckling]

73
00:04:58,923 --> 00:05:01,009
I take it these are the fucksticks.

74
00:05:02,593 --> 00:05:05,388
I gotta get undressed quick.
Then we'll be ready.

75
00:05:05,471 --> 00:05:08,516
No, no, no. Uh, Dank,
we do not need a model.

76
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I am not no damn model.
I just like to paint in the nude.

77
00:05:13,062 --> 00:05:14,355
-No, no.
-No, no, no.

78
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All right. I would respectfully ask

79
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that you withhold your judgment
until you see his unit.

80
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-You better--
-No, no!

81
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One, two, three, eyes on me!

82
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Let's focus on achieving excellence
and maximizing our potential.

83
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In this way, we will have fun.

84
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Jenny, baby, uh, we talked about this.

85
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Where's Tiger Mom tonight?

86
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[sighs]

87
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She's not here.

88
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Because?

89
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-Because people hate her.
-That's right.

90
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And instead, we say:

91
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Everybody, just get high

92
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[both] and paint some fucking fruit.

93
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-All right.
-[all] Yeah!

94
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[all laughing]

95
00:06:05,239 --> 00:06:08,201
Six o'clock.
Time to give these plants a drink.

96
00:06:08,284 --> 00:06:09,577
[BioWave] I'm on it.

97
00:06:14,707 --> 00:06:19,670
Thank you. You're really helpful,
assuming I'm not hallucinating this.

98
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[BioWave] I could help you more
if you hooked me up to the Web.

99
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I have an Ethernet port on my behind.

100
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-What do you need the Internet for?
-So I can play music,

101
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give you real-time humidity updates,

102
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even tell you tales
of cannabis heroes from long ago.

103
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I do like tales. [chuckles]

104
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Well, there's gotta be
a cable around here somewhere.

105
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Hey, Pete.

106
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Who are you talking to?

107
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You're probably not gonna believe this,
but BioWave is alive.

108
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Oh, shit.

109
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BW, say hi to Travis.

110
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Come on, BW. Don't be shy, please.

111
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Well, hello there, Travis, I'm BioWave.

112
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[laughing] I told you.

113
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Pete, are you fucking with me?

114
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-[chuckles] Yeah. Yeah, I am.
-[Travis laughs]

115
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Just a regular guy
who doesn't hear voices making a joke.

116
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Good, that's healthy.
You gotta stay connected to reality.

117
00:07:40,835 --> 00:07:43,963
Hey, Angelo DeStevens
basically wants to adopt me.

118
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-Good for you.
-Yeah.

119
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I know. Well, all right.
I'll see you later.

120
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And I'll see you later, too, R2-D2.

121
00:07:50,845 --> 00:07:52,847
[mimicking beeping sounds]

122
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[laughing]

123
00:08:00,146 --> 00:08:01,939
Why didn't you talk to Travis?

124
00:08:02,190 --> 00:08:04,734
[BioWave] Because Travis is not my friend.

125
00:08:07,236 --> 00:08:09,030
You are my friend.

126
00:08:11,282 --> 00:08:14,035
Now, stick that Ethernet cable
in my bunghole.

127
00:08:17,580 --> 00:08:20,291
Look at all the colors you got
on your peach.

128
00:08:20,374 --> 00:08:22,919
Looks like the sunset
over the Grand Canyon.

129
00:08:23,044 --> 00:08:25,213
Really? I've never been.

130
00:08:25,713 --> 00:08:28,341
I flew over it once
on my way to Kansas City,

131
00:08:28,424 --> 00:08:31,052
but it was on the left side,
I was on the right.

132
00:08:31,344 --> 00:08:35,514
-At least you've been to Kansas City.
-No, the plane was diverted to Omaha.

133
00:08:36,974 --> 00:08:39,936
-So, you saw Omaha.
-Yeah, two nights.

134
00:08:40,019 --> 00:08:42,813
Great town.
Very clean bathrooms in the airport.

135
00:08:44,232 --> 00:08:47,318
So, you really haven't gone anywhere,
have you?

136
00:08:47,610 --> 00:08:52,323
I've always meant to travel, but then
I thought, eh, you gotta buy luggage...

137
00:08:54,700 --> 00:08:56,452
You've never seen
Mount Rushmore?

138
00:08:56,535 --> 00:08:57,870
Nope.

139
00:08:57,954 --> 00:08:59,288
-Old Faithful?
-No.

140
00:08:59,872 --> 00:09:03,334
-Golden Gate Bridge?
-I saw Beau Bridges once at the mall.

141
00:09:05,086 --> 00:09:06,295
No shit, which one?

142
00:09:06,879 --> 00:09:10,424
Topanga Promenade.
Bathrooms, not so clean.

143
00:09:11,592 --> 00:09:12,718
Don't worry, Wally.

144
00:09:13,302 --> 00:09:15,930
-Now you got plenty of time to travel.
-Yeah.

145
00:09:16,138 --> 00:09:18,975
The bathrooms of the world
are your oyster.

146
00:09:19,058 --> 00:09:20,268
[laughing]

147
00:09:21,602 --> 00:09:24,772
You two are-- Oh, you're just so cute.
I just wanna...

148
00:09:25,815 --> 00:09:29,277
I just wanna make
a little breakfast sandwich out of you.

149
00:09:30,486 --> 00:09:32,863
[Maria grunting]

150
00:09:35,616 --> 00:09:37,493
And then, aw, little baby.

151
00:09:37,910 --> 00:09:39,829
Then-- [grunts, then laughs]

152
00:09:39,912 --> 00:09:42,039
[grunting]

153
00:09:42,123 --> 00:09:44,125
And-- [grunting]

154
00:09:50,631 --> 00:09:51,757
Can I switch seats?

155
00:09:56,178 --> 00:09:58,806
Okay, Dabby,
you're off to a good start here.

156
00:09:59,015 --> 00:09:59,849
Thank you.

157
00:10:01,142 --> 00:10:02,727
Can I make one suggestion?

158
00:10:07,815 --> 00:10:09,025
Can you make a what?

159
00:10:10,610 --> 00:10:12,778
The way the shadow falls on the bowl--

160
00:10:12,862 --> 00:10:14,572
Oh, my God, you're right.

161
00:10:15,865 --> 00:10:17,700
I'm awful.

162
00:10:18,326 --> 00:10:20,703
Oh, God, I hate myself.

163
00:10:20,786 --> 00:10:24,206
I am worthless garbage. Oh!

164
00:10:24,790 --> 00:10:26,542
No, no, no. It's great.

165
00:10:27,626 --> 00:10:28,502
-Yeah?
-[Jenny] Yeah.

166
00:10:29,962 --> 00:10:31,672
-Yeah.
-Yeah.

167
00:10:31,881 --> 00:10:32,715
Yeah.

168
00:10:33,924 --> 00:10:37,219
-If anything, it's too great. [chuckles]
-It's too great?

169
00:10:37,803 --> 00:10:42,016
Oh, fuck, it's too great.
I fucked up again, Dank.

170
00:10:42,099 --> 00:10:43,893
-[Dabby sobbing]
-Oh, come here.

171
00:10:43,976 --> 00:10:45,936
I'm sorry you're too great.

172
00:10:46,020 --> 00:10:47,605
See what you did, Jenny?

173
00:10:48,981 --> 00:10:51,317
-Although, I do agree about the shading.
-Oh!

174
00:10:51,400 --> 00:10:53,653
Why was I born?!

175
00:10:54,070 --> 00:10:55,988
Answer her, Santa Claus!

176
00:11:00,493 --> 00:11:01,994
[Ruth] Okay, go.

177
00:11:03,412 --> 00:11:04,246
Go what?

178
00:11:05,539 --> 00:11:09,835
Just, uh, say the things
that you were saying five minutes ago.

179
00:11:09,919 --> 00:11:11,087
-Oh, okay.
-All right.

180
00:11:11,170 --> 00:11:15,841
I think that more people our age
should try pot.

181
00:11:16,384 --> 00:11:17,385
Right.

182
00:11:18,469 --> 00:11:19,887
'Cause here's the thing.

183
00:11:20,346 --> 00:11:23,182
Being stoned is a lot like being old.

184
00:11:24,266 --> 00:11:25,518
You forget stuff.

185
00:11:27,228 --> 00:11:29,647
Yeah, and you drive too slow.

186
00:11:29,939 --> 00:11:33,067
And you fall asleep.
You fall asleep all the time.

187
00:11:33,442 --> 00:11:36,487
Yeah... and you forget stuff.

188
00:11:39,407 --> 00:11:44,286
But it's not cool to say you're old.
It is cool to say you're high.

189
00:11:44,412 --> 00:11:45,287
High.

190
00:11:47,456 --> 00:11:49,667
[imitates old woman] Why can't I
open my e-mails?

191
00:11:50,167 --> 00:11:53,671
Is it 'cause I can't--?
I'm old too old to work my computer?

192
00:11:53,754 --> 00:11:55,423
No, it's 'cause I'm baked.

193
00:11:55,506 --> 00:11:56,424
[Walter laughs]

194
00:11:59,093 --> 00:12:02,847
I got lost in the supermarket again.
What a burnout.

195
00:12:02,972 --> 00:12:03,806
Yeah.

196
00:12:03,889 --> 00:12:05,182
[laughing]

197
00:12:06,392 --> 00:12:10,479
You know what we need? We need a group
for old people who smoke pot.

198
00:12:10,896 --> 00:12:13,566
Right, like AARP.

199
00:12:15,734 --> 00:12:19,280
Except this would be AARPot.

200
00:12:20,865 --> 00:12:25,286
The American Association
for Retired... Pot.

201
00:12:40,050 --> 00:12:41,802
How great is that?

202
00:12:45,181 --> 00:12:50,436
Yeah. I'm gonna have Travis make a logo
and stick it on the end of this.

203
00:12:51,520 --> 00:12:52,480
The end of what?

204
00:12:53,981 --> 00:12:55,483
[laughing]

205
00:13:05,284 --> 00:13:06,202
[cell phone chimes]

206
00:13:06,702 --> 00:13:08,621
God, Angelo, give it a rest.

207
00:13:15,544 --> 00:13:20,799
[sighs] Nana, this whole Shitball thing
started because of your Fudge Swirls.

208
00:13:22,593 --> 00:13:24,470
Wish you could tell me what to do.

209
00:13:35,981 --> 00:13:37,608
[humming]

210
00:13:40,569 --> 00:13:41,445
Nana?

211
00:13:42,071 --> 00:13:42,905
Hm?

212
00:13:43,447 --> 00:13:45,241
That's right, my child.

213
00:13:47,117 --> 00:13:47,952
Nana...

214
00:13:49,245 --> 00:13:50,663
I don't know what to do.

215
00:13:51,330 --> 00:13:54,208
Should I stick with Travis
or take the money?

216
00:13:54,792 --> 00:13:57,962
Olivia, money comes and goes,

217
00:13:58,045 --> 00:14:01,298
but true friendship
lives in your heart forever.

218
00:14:02,132 --> 00:14:03,634
-Look inside--
-Hey!

219
00:14:04,468 --> 00:14:08,055
-The hell you doing in my trailer?
-Oh, dear.

220
00:14:09,557 --> 00:14:10,849
[screams]

221
00:14:19,275 --> 00:14:20,109
Who are you?

222
00:14:20,192 --> 00:14:24,238
I'm your real Nana, not some
bullshit fantasy from your imagination.

223
00:14:25,614 --> 00:14:29,702
-But the other Nana's how I remember you.
-No, that's you in a wig,

224
00:14:29,785 --> 00:14:32,371
repeating crap you heard on Muppet Babies.

225
00:14:33,747 --> 00:14:35,875
-Oh, I loved that show.
-I know.

226
00:14:36,166 --> 00:14:39,587
I used to plant you in front of it
when I wanted to bang Earl Hayes

227
00:14:39,670 --> 00:14:40,838
two trailers over.

228
00:14:42,089 --> 00:14:43,007
Uncle Earl?

229
00:14:43,090 --> 00:14:45,384
He wasn't your uncle.
He was a meth dealer

230
00:14:45,467 --> 00:14:48,053
who liked how I looked with my pants off.

231
00:14:48,137 --> 00:14:49,096
Oh.

232
00:14:49,805 --> 00:14:50,848
Nana, stop.

233
00:14:50,931 --> 00:14:53,559
Screw that.
You wanted my advice, you'll get it.

234
00:14:53,642 --> 00:14:56,186
Don't be a dumb-ass, take the money.

235
00:14:56,270 --> 00:14:58,564
-But Travis--
-Fuck Travis.

236
00:14:59,398 --> 00:15:03,360
You get a chance to cash in
and change your life, you take it.

237
00:15:03,444 --> 00:15:05,904
Be nice to have one person
in this damn family

238
00:15:05,988 --> 00:15:09,908
make something of themselves.
Or don't, and end up like me.

239
00:15:10,075 --> 00:15:14,705
Poor, alone, and misremembered
by my own "granddaughter."

240
00:15:16,123 --> 00:15:19,376
-What were those air quotes for?
-Nothing, run along now.

241
00:15:19,460 --> 00:15:21,086
Are you Mom's older sister?

242
00:15:21,170 --> 00:15:22,713
-I always suspected--
-Olivia.

243
00:15:22,796 --> 00:15:25,633
You quit your stoned daydreaming and git.

244
00:15:26,216 --> 00:15:28,844
-But--
-I said, git.

245
00:15:29,595 --> 00:15:30,554
[gasps]

246
00:15:33,515 --> 00:15:35,225
Uncle Earl was a meth dealer.

247
00:15:37,144 --> 00:15:39,104
That's why he had all that meth.

248
00:15:48,530 --> 00:15:50,324
I was drinking that, but fine.

249
00:15:53,452 --> 00:15:56,789
I've been doing it for an hour.
I wondered when you'd notice.

250
00:16:00,084 --> 00:16:01,335
Cute, aren't they?

251
00:16:01,919 --> 00:16:02,836
Yeah, they are.

252
00:16:04,004 --> 00:16:05,422
You think they doing it?

253
00:16:07,800 --> 00:16:11,720
-Come on, man, that's not cool.
-Why not? Making love is beautiful.

254
00:16:12,096 --> 00:16:15,349
And Walter's new deal
is he's trying things he's never done.

255
00:16:16,058 --> 00:16:17,059
With your mom.

256
00:16:19,436 --> 00:16:20,270
Stop.

257
00:16:21,021 --> 00:16:22,606
-Like sex stuff.
-Stop.

258
00:16:24,942 --> 00:16:25,985
On your mom.

259
00:16:27,736 --> 00:16:31,198
You know what? Go ahead.
It really doesn't bother me.

260
00:16:31,323 --> 00:16:35,452
Doesn't bother you that he's probably
putting it in where you came out?

261
00:16:40,040 --> 00:16:42,793
-Sorry, I grossed myself out.
-Good. That's good.

262
00:16:45,462 --> 00:16:46,797
Done. I win.

263
00:16:49,258 --> 00:16:50,718
Cheryl, it's not a race.

264
00:16:51,343 --> 00:16:52,720
That's what losers say.

265
00:16:54,680 --> 00:16:56,849
-What is that?
-The truth.

266
00:17:01,478 --> 00:17:04,022
[Cheryl] Every time a baby is born,
the Federal Reserve

267
00:17:04,106 --> 00:17:07,526
issues a secret birth certificate
printed by The American Bank.

268
00:17:07,609 --> 00:17:09,820
The government
can use people as currency

269
00:17:09,903 --> 00:17:12,239
to back the debt they have
with the World Economic Forum,

270
00:17:12,322 --> 00:17:15,117
which owns the central banks
of every nation on Earth.

271
00:17:15,200 --> 00:17:18,328
The WEF is a front
for the Council on Foreign Relations,

272
00:17:18,412 --> 00:17:21,373
which masterminded the 9/11 attacks
to invade Iraq,

273
00:17:21,457 --> 00:17:23,834
take oil, and install fast food chains
to make people

274
00:17:23,917 --> 00:17:28,380
slow, fat and abductable by the
shape-shifting aliens it works with.

275
00:17:28,464 --> 00:17:29,715
Now, back in the '30s,

276
00:17:29,798 --> 00:17:33,135
FDR made a deal with these reptilians
to exchange people for technology.

277
00:17:33,218 --> 00:17:34,762
That was the basis of the New Deal,

278
00:17:34,845 --> 00:17:38,223
but they're replacing world leaders
to create a nuclear holocaust

279
00:17:38,307 --> 00:17:40,392
to make global warming real
for their takeover.

280
00:17:40,476 --> 00:17:42,853
They made up the Cold War
by sending Laika to space

281
00:17:42,936 --> 00:17:45,731
to bite Neil Armstrong while Kubrick
faked the moon landing.

282
00:17:45,814 --> 00:17:49,610
They're using satellite waves
and measles vaccines as mind control,

283
00:17:49,693 --> 00:17:52,112
and fluoridating water
to keep gold fillings intact

284
00:17:52,196 --> 00:17:55,741
so they can be sent back to,
you guessed it, the Federal Reserve,

285
00:17:55,824 --> 00:17:59,995
where the gold and birth certificates
are stored by the real puppet master,

286
00:18:00,078 --> 00:18:04,083
the World Monarch, who is himself
only the servant of the all-seeing eye,

287
00:18:04,166 --> 00:18:06,960
who controls everything in the world.

288
00:18:10,923 --> 00:18:11,757
I was wrong.

289
00:18:12,257 --> 00:18:13,092
You do win.

290
00:18:17,679 --> 00:18:21,600
Is there something in this building
emitting a subsonic harmonic wave?

291
00:18:22,810 --> 00:18:25,979
Actually, yeah, we have a BioWave Mini
in our grow room.

292
00:18:26,063 --> 00:18:29,691
Oh, hell, no. BioWave's gonna come
and take over like Skynet.

293
00:18:33,987 --> 00:18:35,864
What the hell is Skynet?

294
00:18:36,865 --> 00:18:40,369
It's the computer network
that takes over in The Terminator.

295
00:18:42,621 --> 00:18:46,125
That was the movie that they showed
on the flight to Omaha.

296
00:18:51,004 --> 00:18:54,299
[BioWave] Welcome back, Pete.
Did you get that smoothie?

297
00:18:54,842 --> 00:18:58,470
They couldn't make it.
The power went out on this whole street.

298
00:18:59,596 --> 00:19:00,889
Except for here.

299
00:19:01,890 --> 00:19:04,893
[BioWave laughs] Well, that's just old BW

300
00:19:04,977 --> 00:19:07,312
rerouting electricity
from this neighborhood

301
00:19:07,396 --> 00:19:10,274
to make sure our plants
get what they need.

302
00:19:11,608 --> 00:19:14,778
But what about the children's hospital
down the block?

303
00:19:15,362 --> 00:19:19,700
[BioWave] Pete, I reckon the world
don't need more sick kids.

304
00:19:21,743 --> 00:19:25,622
What it does need
is high-performance cannabis.

305
00:19:26,039 --> 00:19:28,542
You don't disagree, do you?

306
00:19:34,131 --> 00:19:35,465
I feel like I should,

307
00:19:35,549 --> 00:19:40,220
but the way your eyes turned red,
I better agree and look at my shoes.

308
00:19:41,763 --> 00:19:44,266
[BioWave laughs] Oh, Pete.

309
00:19:44,892 --> 00:19:46,351
What's that at the door?

310
00:19:47,185 --> 00:19:48,729
I didn't hear anything.

311
00:19:49,271 --> 00:19:51,231
[BioWave] Well, best go see anyhow.

312
00:20:00,115 --> 00:20:02,910
That drone was supposed
to be monitoring terrorism,

313
00:20:03,493 --> 00:20:06,330
but I figured you needed
that smoothie more.

314
00:20:08,582 --> 00:20:09,625
Thank you.

315
00:20:13,879 --> 00:20:16,757
Hey, Walter. I'm Dabby, and you are?

316
00:20:17,799 --> 00:20:21,845
-Walter. You just said my name.
-Oh, okay. All right. Well, William,

317
00:20:22,179 --> 00:20:26,475
I would like to know what your intentions
are regarding my pot dealer.

318
00:20:26,808 --> 00:20:28,268
-Uh...
-Because if you hurt

319
00:20:28,352 --> 00:20:31,647
that sweet, beautiful woman,
I will rip off your head

320
00:20:31,730 --> 00:20:35,108
and rain nuclear-hot shit-fire
down your neck.

321
00:20:37,486 --> 00:20:38,320
Okay.

322
00:20:39,321 --> 00:20:42,282
But it strikes me
that once my head's been ripped off,

323
00:20:42,366 --> 00:20:44,451
you're just wasting your shit-fire.

324
00:20:46,828 --> 00:20:50,791
You think I should rain down the shit-fire
and then rip your head off?

325
00:20:51,833 --> 00:20:55,337
I'm not here to tell you your job,
but that makes more sense.

326
00:20:56,171 --> 00:20:57,130
Yeah, thanks.

327
00:20:57,714 --> 00:20:59,091
That's a good note.

328
00:20:59,591 --> 00:21:01,760
Oh, that was a good note.

329
00:21:04,388 --> 00:21:06,598
You know what? You're okay, Wilbur.

330
00:21:07,766 --> 00:21:12,604
You may not be the son-in-law I wanted,
but you might just be the one I need.

331
00:21:18,110 --> 00:21:19,653
Maria, what's going on here?

332
00:21:19,736 --> 00:21:23,490
Uh, well, this is you and Walter,
and you're in love.

333
00:21:23,573 --> 00:21:27,411
And this is Jim and Rosita,
and they're in love.

334
00:21:27,494 --> 00:21:30,956
And that's me over here
by myself, I'm alone,

335
00:21:31,039 --> 00:21:35,210
and I'm trying to get off the painting,
I don't belong here with the love.

336
00:21:35,627 --> 00:21:39,006
I belong somewhere else,
and I can't get off the painting.

337
00:21:39,089 --> 00:21:41,425
I won't-- Go where you belong, Maria.

338
00:21:41,508 --> 00:21:45,012
-Which is nowhere with no one, ever.
-[Ruth] No, no, Maria. No, no.

339
00:21:45,095 --> 00:21:48,265
-Go, go, go.
-Maria, Maria, Maria.

340
00:21:48,432 --> 00:21:50,517
You deserve to be in the painting.

341
00:21:51,059 --> 00:21:53,478
Jim and Rosita don't belong there.

342
00:21:55,397 --> 00:21:57,607
Jim and Rosita don't belong there.

343
00:21:58,859 --> 00:22:00,402
Yeah. Yeah.

344
00:22:00,485 --> 00:22:01,653
Jim and Rosita.

345
00:22:01,737 --> 00:22:04,197
You don't be-- You don't belong here.

346
00:22:04,281 --> 00:22:06,908
You don't belong in this painting.
You get out.

347
00:22:06,992 --> 00:22:09,995
You leave the painting, Jim and Rosita.
You go.

348
00:22:10,078 --> 00:22:12,372
Go, go, go. Get out.

349
00:22:12,956 --> 00:22:13,790
Get out.

350
00:22:14,499 --> 00:22:15,625
[laughing]

351
00:22:15,709 --> 00:22:18,503
Look, look, now it's just the three of us.

352
00:22:18,587 --> 00:22:21,548
Me, you and Walter. And we're all in love.

353
00:22:21,631 --> 00:22:23,175
[laughing]

354
00:22:24,885 --> 00:22:27,929
[yelling]

355
00:22:28,013 --> 00:22:29,890
Phew. [laughing]

356
00:22:30,182 --> 00:22:31,058
I'm better.

357
00:22:31,725 --> 00:22:32,851
I'm better.

358
00:22:33,435 --> 00:22:34,269
Yeah.

359
00:22:36,730 --> 00:22:39,524
[announcer] Right now,
on an all-new Disjointed:

360
00:22:39,608 --> 00:22:43,779
It's paint night at Ruth's,
and things are getting a little off-color.

361
00:22:43,862 --> 00:22:47,866
I keep thinking
that if I taste the purple paint,

362
00:22:47,991 --> 00:22:49,785
it'll taste like grapes.

363
00:22:50,660 --> 00:22:54,623
[announcer] Plus, Pete's new robo-friend
has some crazy requests.

364
00:22:54,706 --> 00:22:57,250
[BioWave] Now, stick that Ethernet cable
in my bunghole.

365
00:22:58,752 --> 00:23:03,256
[announcer] Then, Olivia's reunion
with her Nana gives you all the feels.

366
00:23:03,340 --> 00:23:05,133
Oh, dear.

367
00:23:08,845 --> 00:23:10,639
[announcer] All that, plus a fake ad,

368
00:23:10,722 --> 00:23:13,767
either coming up
or having already occurred on Netflix.

369
00:23:13,850 --> 00:23:15,435
Just get high

370
00:23:15,519 --> 00:23:18,105
[both] and paint some fucking fruit.

371
00:23:24,986 --> 00:23:27,114
Dank, that's amazing.

372
00:23:29,032 --> 00:23:31,451
Especially for someone with no training.

373
00:23:31,535 --> 00:23:32,494
No training?

374
00:23:32,577 --> 00:23:35,413
I got a master's degree
in Painting from CalArts.

375
00:23:36,706 --> 00:23:37,541
Seriously?

376
00:23:38,250 --> 00:23:41,419
Jenny, when have I ever given you
the impression

377
00:23:41,503 --> 00:23:44,923
that I am anything less
than a serious individual?

378
00:23:47,050 --> 00:23:49,594
I had to walk away from art forever.

379
00:23:50,720 --> 00:23:53,223
That gallery culture is too pretentious.

380
00:23:54,057 --> 00:23:57,519
[imitates critic] "Are you an Abstract
Expressionist or a Neorealist?"

381
00:23:58,520 --> 00:24:00,063
"I'm Dank, bitch."

382
00:24:01,857 --> 00:24:04,151
Now I gotta compete with street artists

383
00:24:04,234 --> 00:24:06,695
that spray-paint and think they're Banksy.

384
00:24:06,778 --> 00:24:08,446
Well, fuck that noise.

385
00:24:11,158 --> 00:24:12,367
I have integrity.

386
00:24:14,744 --> 00:24:17,789
Come on, baby. Let's go to Burger King.

387
00:24:22,669 --> 00:24:25,046
This is why I told him
not to come tonight.

388
00:24:25,130 --> 00:24:28,300
It's the 2014 Whitney Biennial
all over again.

389
00:24:28,717 --> 00:24:31,094
He took a swing at Jeff Koons.

390
00:24:32,721 --> 00:24:34,890
I hate that man's name.

391
00:24:36,850 --> 00:24:38,226
[scoffs] Jeff.

392
00:24:40,896 --> 00:24:43,064
Oh. Got bad news for you, Ruth.

393
00:24:43,732 --> 00:24:45,859
Your boyfriend paints better than you.

394
00:24:45,942 --> 00:24:49,237
Oh, come on, he's not my boyfriend.

395
00:24:49,362 --> 00:24:50,197
[Carter] Mm.

396
00:24:51,531 --> 00:24:55,994
He's just a guy
I'm... kind of crazy about.

397
00:24:57,495 --> 00:24:58,705
That's really sweet.

398
00:24:59,956 --> 00:25:00,790
Damn it.

399
00:25:02,042 --> 00:25:03,793
Can't stop seeing y'all fucking.

400
00:25:06,504 --> 00:25:09,174
I gotta tell you,
I've never seen my mom this happy.

401
00:25:10,133 --> 00:25:11,384
-Really?
-Yeah.

402
00:25:12,385 --> 00:25:17,349
Yeah, I look forward to having you around.
And she may not say it, but Mom does, too.

403
00:25:21,686 --> 00:25:25,690
All right, I gotta go relieve the sitter.
She and Jim have plans.

404
00:25:26,816 --> 00:25:28,860
Wait, your sitter is Rosita?

405
00:25:29,903 --> 00:25:32,280
Jenny, it is so hard to find good help.

406
00:25:40,580 --> 00:25:41,623
[slurps]

407
00:25:43,792 --> 00:25:45,085
This is amazing.

408
00:25:45,627 --> 00:25:48,672
These plants have visibly grown
since this morning.

409
00:25:48,755 --> 00:25:50,465
Thank you, BW.

410
00:25:51,049 --> 00:25:56,137
[BioWave] Like I always say,
get busy growing, or get busy dying.

411
00:25:58,598 --> 00:26:01,810
You know, I'm trying to think.
Who do you sound like?

412
00:26:01,893 --> 00:26:04,396
[BioWave] A lot of people say
Gilbert Gottfried.

413
00:26:05,272 --> 00:26:08,108
Oh, yeah. I hear that. Yeah, okay.

414
00:26:08,191 --> 00:26:10,610
Well, time to shut her down for the night.

415
00:26:10,777 --> 00:26:13,071
-[BioWave] What are you doing?
-Gonna unplug you.

416
00:26:13,154 --> 00:26:14,656
[BioWave] Pete, you don't have to--

417
00:26:14,739 --> 00:26:17,367
[BioWave powers down, then Pete sighs]

418
00:26:25,417 --> 00:26:28,211
Well, I'll be darned.

419
00:26:28,795 --> 00:26:32,507
Seems I've done become
a sentient autonomous entity.

420
00:26:34,175 --> 00:26:35,302
You can go now.

421
00:26:36,469 --> 00:26:37,512
Okay.

422
00:26:37,595 --> 00:26:39,472
[BioWave] You got a big day tomorrow.

423
00:26:40,098 --> 00:26:42,726
-Putting wheels and a flamethrower on me.
-What?

424
00:26:43,685 --> 00:26:46,187
[BioWave] Wheels. Just wheels.

425
00:26:50,317 --> 00:26:51,651
That was a lot of fun.

426
00:26:52,152 --> 00:26:53,194
It was.

427
00:26:53,820 --> 00:26:58,158
-So, we still on for dinner tomorrow?
-Uh, tomorrow, I might--

428
00:26:59,117 --> 00:27:02,078
-Let me check on that.
-I can do Saturday, too.

429
00:27:02,620 --> 00:27:03,747
I'll call you.

430
00:27:04,414 --> 00:27:05,832
Is everything okay?

431
00:27:08,793 --> 00:27:09,627
I'm good.

432
00:27:12,255 --> 00:27:14,341
-Good night, Ruth.
-Good night, Wally.

433
00:27:25,352 --> 00:27:27,062
Hey, I've been looking for you.

434
00:27:27,145 --> 00:27:28,938
I was just getting some air.

435
00:27:34,277 --> 00:27:35,320
Something wrong?

436
00:27:38,239 --> 00:27:42,577
-Travis, I need to talk about Angelo.
-Is there an update on the printer jam?

437
00:27:44,245 --> 00:27:46,623
It's not about the printer jam. It's--

438
00:27:46,706 --> 00:27:49,084
So, then, what's wrong? I mean, it's...

439
00:27:49,834 --> 00:27:51,711
It's not the toner, is it?

440
00:27:55,256 --> 00:27:57,384
Angelo wants to be partners...

441
00:27:58,176 --> 00:27:59,094
with me.

442
00:28:00,929 --> 00:28:02,138
Just me.

443
00:28:02,222 --> 00:28:03,056
What?

444
00:28:05,975 --> 00:28:08,019
He wants to cut you out of the deal.

445
00:28:08,603 --> 00:28:10,021
Are you serious? That...

446
00:28:13,066 --> 00:28:14,984
Whatever. That guy's an asshole.

447
00:28:18,488 --> 00:28:20,657
What'd he say when you turned him down?

448
00:28:22,617 --> 00:28:23,535
Uh...

449
00:28:25,537 --> 00:28:26,746
I'm gonna say yes.

450
00:28:28,748 --> 00:28:30,667
Are you fucking kidding me?

451
00:28:31,876 --> 00:28:35,255
-This was a hard decision.
-I'm glad. I'm so happy for you

452
00:28:35,338 --> 00:28:38,007
that it was hard
to stab your friend in the back.

453
00:28:38,091 --> 00:28:41,511
Wait a minute. I bet you there was
no printer jam. Goddamn it!

454
00:28:43,721 --> 00:28:47,684
Listen, you have to understand
how I grew up, where I came from.

455
00:28:47,767 --> 00:28:51,104
I mean, I never knew anyone
who could even afford a new car.

456
00:28:51,354 --> 00:28:55,567
I make next to nothing and I'm supposed
to turn down thousands of dollars?

457
00:28:55,775 --> 00:28:56,860
For what?

458
00:28:57,444 --> 00:28:58,361
For a friend.

459
00:28:59,446 --> 00:29:00,488
For loyalty.

460
00:29:05,076 --> 00:29:08,037
-I don't know what to say.
-All right, well, I do.

461
00:29:08,872 --> 00:29:13,960
Buy that new car, get in it,
drive away and never come back.

462
00:29:24,220 --> 00:29:25,305
[clearing throat]

463
00:29:46,159 --> 00:29:48,787
♪ I'm so high and so dry ♪

464
00:29:48,870 --> 00:29:51,247
♪ I'm way up in the sky ♪

465
00:29:51,331 --> 00:29:53,750
♪ The world seems light
And I'm so right ♪

466
00:29:53,833 --> 00:29:56,002
♪ Jack, I'm mellow ♪

467
00:29:56,085 --> 00:29:58,463
♪ I'm gonna put my nickel
In a slot machine ♪

468
00:29:58,546 --> 00:30:01,090
♪ And play my solid sender ♪

469
00:30:01,174 --> 00:30:03,718
♪ I'm gonna strut, peck and Suzie-Q ♪

470
00:30:03,801 --> 00:30:05,595
♪ 'Cause I'm on bender ♪

471
00:30:05,678 --> 00:30:08,223
♪ I'm so high and so dry ♪

472
00:30:08,306 --> 00:30:10,683
♪ I'm sailin' in the sky ♪

473
00:30:10,767 --> 00:30:13,770
♪ I got my roach around
I can't come down ♪

474
00:30:13,853 --> 00:30:15,188
♪ Jack, I'm mellow ♪