1 00:01:00,561 --> 00:01:02,813 This stuff has to feel like breathing to you. 2 00:01:03,480 --> 00:01:06,692 Because if there's one thing I learned in the Security Services, 3 00:01:07,359 --> 00:01:10,529 it's that when someone comes for you, there's no time to think. 4 00:01:11,780 --> 00:01:14,116 It's your muscle memory that will save you. 5 00:01:51,028 --> 00:01:53,487 We're not even talking off-grid. 6 00:01:53,488 --> 00:01:56,365 They'd be plumbed and wired just like a normal housing unit. 7 00:01:56,366 --> 00:02:01,663 But the real genius of it is that shipping containers are stackable. 8 00:02:02,748 --> 00:02:06,335 You put them one on top of the other, you've got yourself a tower block. 9 00:02:09,086 --> 00:02:10,797 Studios in the Sky. 10 00:02:12,549 --> 00:02:15,051 You should come out to the site sometime, see for yourself. 11 00:02:15,052 --> 00:02:16,386 Cash or card? 12 00:02:19,389 --> 00:02:20,474 Card. 13 00:02:21,099 --> 00:02:22,976 Cash. Sorry. 14 00:02:45,707 --> 00:02:48,710 Hello. Did your satnav lead you wrong? 15 00:02:49,253 --> 00:02:52,338 They tend to get gremlins around here. 16 00:02:52,339 --> 00:02:55,551 No. We're in the right place. At least, I think so. 17 00:02:56,593 --> 00:02:58,804 Mr. Loy, right? Mr. Struan Loy? 18 00:03:01,348 --> 00:03:02,349 That's right. 19 00:03:06,019 --> 00:03:07,103 It's just brilliant. 20 00:03:07,104 --> 00:03:09,689 Residential shipping containers. 21 00:03:09,690 --> 00:03:11,858 Soon as we heard about it, we knew we wanted in. 22 00:03:11,859 --> 00:03:14,277 It's very much a matter of potential at the moment. 23 00:03:14,278 --> 00:03:16,696 - No. Struan... - So much potential. 24 00:03:16,697 --> 00:03:20,158 Ultimately, I see them as one-room condos. 25 00:03:21,618 --> 00:03:23,953 And of course, the containers are stackable. 26 00:03:23,954 --> 00:03:25,122 Stackable. 27 00:03:25,831 --> 00:03:28,166 It's genius. It's genius. 28 00:03:31,086 --> 00:03:32,671 So, how did you hear about it? 29 00:03:36,341 --> 00:03:37,759 You know. 30 00:03:39,052 --> 00:03:40,469 Housing grapevine. 31 00:03:40,470 --> 00:03:42,973 Business opportunity like this, people are gonna chitchat. 32 00:03:43,640 --> 00:03:46,100 Only I haven't started sending out the brochures yet. 33 00:03:46,101 --> 00:03:48,270 No. Well, our boss has a nose for these things. 34 00:03:48,937 --> 00:03:50,354 We should text to say we found him. 35 00:03:50,355 --> 00:03:51,857 Absolutely. 36 00:03:52,858 --> 00:03:54,776 I thought you said it was just the two of you. 37 00:03:56,695 --> 00:03:58,238 Everyone answers to someone. 38 00:03:59,781 --> 00:04:01,241 And we answer to the boss. 39 00:04:03,035 --> 00:04:07,039 They were very keen that we track you down. 40 00:04:14,630 --> 00:04:19,259 Right. Well... lots to think about. 41 00:04:19,885 --> 00:04:24,431 But I think I'd better sleep on it. Thanks for coming by. 42 00:04:25,516 --> 00:04:28,559 No, sorry. I do want you to go now. 43 00:04:28,560 --> 00:04:29,977 What are you doing? 44 00:04:29,978 --> 00:04:31,146 Stop that! 45 00:04:48,539 --> 00:04:50,749 No. No. No. 46 00:04:51,917 --> 00:04:53,377 No, please. 47 00:04:54,753 --> 00:04:57,130 No. Please! 48 00:04:58,173 --> 00:05:02,427 Oh, God. Please! No! 49 00:05:57,316 --> 00:05:59,984 {\an8}Surrounded by losers 50 00:05:59,985 --> 00:06:02,195 {\an8}Misfits and boozers 51 00:06:02,196 --> 00:06:06,365 Hanging by your fingernails 52 00:06:06,366 --> 00:06:10,745 You made one mistake You got burned at the stake 53 00:06:10,746 --> 00:06:14,374 {\an8}You're finished, you're foolish You failed 54 00:06:15,209 --> 00:06:19,213 {\an8}There's always a hope On this slippery slope 55 00:06:19,796 --> 00:06:23,633 Somewhere a ghost of a chance 56 00:06:23,634 --> 00:06:26,302 {\an8}To get back in that game 57 00:06:26,303 --> 00:06:28,679 {\an8}And burn off your shame 58 00:06:28,680 --> 00:06:32,601 And dance with the big boys again 59 00:08:02,399 --> 00:08:03,400 Please... 60 00:08:05,652 --> 00:08:07,320 Can't you just look into it for me? 61 00:08:07,321 --> 00:08:08,614 Look at it yourself. 62 00:08:09,323 --> 00:08:10,406 Is that my keyboard? 63 00:08:10,407 --> 00:08:11,991 Who the fuck is that? 64 00:08:11,992 --> 00:08:13,493 Who the fuck is who? 65 00:08:17,331 --> 00:08:18,874 Who the fuck is that? 66 00:08:19,708 --> 00:08:20,959 I don't know. 67 00:08:24,338 --> 00:08:26,048 Well, he can't stay there. 68 00:08:38,809 --> 00:08:40,019 I'm sure you understand 69 00:08:40,020 --> 00:08:44,190 that we want to avoid last-minute changes to the arrangements... 70 00:08:44,191 --> 00:08:47,735 but because of the distance to the church and the forecast tomorrow, 71 00:08:47,736 --> 00:08:50,364 we may well have to start a little later. 72 00:08:51,615 --> 00:08:54,951 There will be Dogs at the back of the church and in the transept 73 00:08:54,952 --> 00:08:57,119 and scattered through the congregation. 74 00:08:57,120 --> 00:08:59,413 - We'll be discreet. - Not too discreet. 75 00:08:59,414 --> 00:09:02,543 We want anyone planning trouble to think twice about it. 76 00:09:03,836 --> 00:09:06,212 Sorry, why would there be trouble? 77 00:09:06,213 --> 00:09:07,296 He retired years ago. 78 00:09:07,297 --> 00:09:11,384 Well, your grandfather led a secret life for a very long time. 79 00:09:11,385 --> 00:09:14,720 We can't rule out the possibility of some of those secrets coming home to roost. 80 00:09:14,721 --> 00:09:17,682 Half the people who'll be there think he worked for the Department of Transport. 81 00:09:17,683 --> 00:09:19,142 Well, let's keep it that way. 82 00:09:20,269 --> 00:09:24,523 So, the order of service. Are you thinking about saying a few words? 83 00:09:26,024 --> 00:09:28,401 - Yes, I'm planning to say a few words. - Well, keep it brief. 84 00:09:28,402 --> 00:09:30,903 The dead aren't served by shaggy-dog eulogies. 85 00:09:30,904 --> 00:09:35,116 As for readings, Ecclesiastes 3 is traditional in Park funerals 86 00:09:35,117 --> 00:09:36,325 for obvious reasons. 87 00:09:36,326 --> 00:09:37,660 Unless you have other thoughts. 88 00:09:37,661 --> 00:09:39,872 Well, I have thoughts about you calling it a "Park funeral." 89 00:09:41,164 --> 00:09:43,166 He only died a few days ago, and I... 90 00:09:45,711 --> 00:09:47,461 It's just all moving very fast, that's all. 91 00:09:47,462 --> 00:09:49,672 Cartwright, as First Desk, it is my-- 92 00:09:49,673 --> 00:09:51,757 You're First Desk? 93 00:09:51,758 --> 00:09:53,218 God, I never would've known. 94 00:09:56,180 --> 00:10:00,641 I have been told that you have refused bereavement leave 95 00:10:00,642 --> 00:10:03,103 and have been coming into work every day. 96 00:10:04,479 --> 00:10:08,525 So I'll put that remark down to grief, exhaustion and immaturity. 97 00:10:10,068 --> 00:10:15,865 As First Desk, it is my job to ensure that certain traditions are upheld 98 00:10:15,866 --> 00:10:18,993 and that respect is paid where it is due. 99 00:10:18,994 --> 00:10:21,204 And in your grandfather's case, 100 00:10:21,205 --> 00:10:23,122 respect was very much due. 101 00:10:23,123 --> 00:10:25,458 Fine. Ecclesiastes is fine. 102 00:10:25,459 --> 00:10:26,918 It's fine. It's all fine. 103 00:10:26,919 --> 00:10:29,754 Good. Well, I'm glad we can agree on that. 104 00:10:29,755 --> 00:10:31,506 There is one more thing. 105 00:10:31,507 --> 00:10:33,633 The order of service booklet. 106 00:10:33,634 --> 00:10:36,093 Your grandfather would've chosen these 107 00:10:36,094 --> 00:10:38,472 knowing the purpose to which they were intended. 108 00:10:39,223 --> 00:10:40,766 I wondered if you had a preference. 109 00:10:44,269 --> 00:10:48,023 You don't have to choose now. You can take it away, take your time. 110 00:10:56,907 --> 00:11:00,244 Cartwright, I really am sorry for your loss. 111 00:11:14,550 --> 00:11:15,926 Is there something else? 112 00:11:16,510 --> 00:11:20,429 Yes, actually. We've had a notification of a death. 113 00:11:20,430 --> 00:11:22,265 Ex-service. Struan Loy. 114 00:11:22,266 --> 00:11:23,766 He was a Slow Horse. 115 00:11:23,767 --> 00:11:24,934 I know Struan Loy. 116 00:11:24,935 --> 00:11:27,353 Well, the coroner concluded it was accidental, 117 00:11:27,354 --> 00:11:29,438 but the circumstances are unusual. 118 00:11:29,439 --> 00:11:30,731 I'll make sure Lamb is informed. 119 00:11:30,732 --> 00:11:33,067 Well, if it's an accident, no need to tell Lamb. 120 00:11:33,068 --> 00:11:35,737 There's no protocol to tell him? Or at least courtesy? 121 00:11:37,072 --> 00:11:41,118 "Courtesy" and "Jackson Lamb" in the same sentence. 122 00:11:43,161 --> 00:11:46,539 Funny isn't a quality I look for in a Head Dog. 123 00:11:46,540 --> 00:11:47,958 Nor is presumption. 124 00:11:49,835 --> 00:11:50,836 Ma'am. 125 00:12:18,572 --> 00:12:20,616 - Is that Standish? - Yes. 126 00:12:22,868 --> 00:12:24,702 Nice of you to finally show up. 127 00:12:24,703 --> 00:12:26,413 What, did you think I wouldn't? 128 00:12:27,664 --> 00:12:29,457 Jackson, Jackson. 129 00:12:29,458 --> 00:12:30,667 Who's that? 130 00:12:32,419 --> 00:12:33,920 That's an estate agent. 131 00:12:33,921 --> 00:12:36,048 - Yeah, Coe tried to kill him. - I thought he had a gun. 132 00:12:36,882 --> 00:12:38,216 Well, is he all right? 133 00:12:38,217 --> 00:12:41,469 I shouldn't fucking think so. You see the state of him? 134 00:12:41,470 --> 00:12:44,889 I hold you responsible. You know, this is why you're supposed to get in early. 135 00:12:44,890 --> 00:12:47,392 Well, my bus was delayed. I did call. 136 00:12:48,227 --> 00:12:49,810 I'll get him some ice. 137 00:12:49,811 --> 00:12:51,729 - Have you been paid this month? - Pardon? 138 00:12:51,730 --> 00:12:53,190 Oh, yeah. 139 00:12:53,857 --> 00:12:55,900 No one's had any dosh this month. 140 00:12:55,901 --> 00:12:56,984 Check your bank balance 141 00:12:56,985 --> 00:12:58,361 - if you don't believe us. - What? 142 00:12:58,362 --> 00:13:00,655 Obviously, if this lot got paid what they're worth, 143 00:13:00,656 --> 00:13:03,908 they'd owe the Park money, but we're talking senior management. 144 00:13:03,909 --> 00:13:07,078 I put the karate kid on it, but he can't find us. 145 00:13:07,079 --> 00:13:10,206 If it's there, I can find it. If I can't find it, it's not there. 146 00:13:10,207 --> 00:13:12,041 - What isn't there? - Us. 147 00:13:12,042 --> 00:13:13,960 We've been wiped from the Park system. 148 00:13:13,961 --> 00:13:15,087 We don't exist anymore. 149 00:13:15,671 --> 00:13:17,673 So now you've been briefed, you can get on and sort it. 150 00:13:18,674 --> 00:13:19,757 Well, where are you going? 151 00:13:19,758 --> 00:13:22,760 Well, I'm not staying here. I'm not being paid. 152 00:13:22,761 --> 00:13:25,847 Christ. Whatever happened to the unions in this country? 153 00:13:25,848 --> 00:13:30,309 - And find Cartwright. - Do I have to disturb him today? Why? 154 00:13:30,310 --> 00:13:32,938 In case we need to tap him for his inheritance. 155 00:13:38,110 --> 00:13:39,193 Hello. 156 00:13:39,194 --> 00:13:41,905 Would you... Would you like a cup of tea? 157 00:13:42,573 --> 00:13:44,157 I'll be back in a moment. 158 00:13:48,245 --> 00:13:50,914 Yes, no, no. 159 00:13:51,415 --> 00:13:53,124 Absolutely not. And yes. 160 00:13:53,125 --> 00:13:56,086 - Ma'am, you wanted to see these? - Put them on my desk, please. 161 00:13:57,171 --> 00:13:58,421 How long is this gonna take? 162 00:13:58,422 --> 00:14:00,214 Now don't turn up your nose, Diana. 163 00:14:00,215 --> 00:14:03,092 The next time the question of Park budgets is raised in the House, 164 00:14:03,093 --> 00:14:06,054 the Carlton Club or at Chevening, these people will be your friends. 165 00:14:06,722 --> 00:14:09,974 Do you prostitute all your First Desks, or is it just the ladies? 166 00:14:09,975 --> 00:14:13,519 Ma'am, building logistics want to know about your old office. 167 00:14:13,520 --> 00:14:15,522 Well, tell them I'm still using it. 168 00:14:16,231 --> 00:14:18,649 No, I need to keep my eye on the hub. 169 00:14:18,650 --> 00:14:21,903 Unless you want me to use it for coach parties. 170 00:14:21,904 --> 00:14:23,696 Diana, you know I'm always on your side. 171 00:14:23,697 --> 00:14:26,282 Well, why does that drain me of confidence? 172 00:14:26,283 --> 00:14:29,285 But I do hope you'll make our guests feel welcome. 173 00:14:29,286 --> 00:14:30,495 Whatever. 174 00:14:30,996 --> 00:14:33,665 I'm not the tea lady. I know how the game is played. 175 00:14:34,333 --> 00:14:36,292 That doesn't really answer my question. 176 00:14:36,293 --> 00:14:40,004 It's the... Really, the central point of investigations. 177 00:14:40,005 --> 00:14:41,340 Good morning. 178 00:14:41,924 --> 00:14:43,466 I don't want to interrupt your tour. 179 00:14:43,467 --> 00:14:47,261 I just wanted to take the opportunity to welcome you to the Park myself. 180 00:14:47,262 --> 00:14:50,056 - Diana, may I introduce Jeremy Yeo. - He's in steel. 181 00:14:50,057 --> 00:14:52,600 - Good to have you in the building. - Pleased to meet you. Thank you. 182 00:14:52,601 --> 00:14:53,893 Sylvia Delaney. 183 00:14:53,894 --> 00:14:55,520 - Finance. - Yes. I think we've met before. 184 00:14:55,521 --> 00:14:57,021 - Yes. - Damien Cantor. 185 00:14:57,022 --> 00:14:59,148 - How do you do? - Owns a television channel. 186 00:14:59,149 --> 00:15:00,817 Of course you know Peter Judd. 187 00:15:02,152 --> 00:15:04,362 Peter and I are old friends. 188 00:15:04,363 --> 00:15:07,991 Although I am surprised you got security clearance. 189 00:15:08,617 --> 00:15:11,953 Chance to see our First Desk in all her increasingly acclaimed glory. 190 00:15:11,954 --> 00:15:13,580 Wild horses couldn't keep me away. 191 00:15:14,665 --> 00:15:16,749 And I have to say you don't disappoint. 192 00:15:16,750 --> 00:15:19,001 - You wear the crown remarkably well. - Thank you. 193 00:15:19,002 --> 00:15:22,338 - Why are the screens blank? - It's surveillance. 194 00:15:22,339 --> 00:15:24,799 It's not something we can share with you today, I'm afraid. 195 00:15:24,800 --> 00:15:26,635 Surely there's something we can see. 196 00:15:27,386 --> 00:15:29,096 Having come all this way... 197 00:15:33,433 --> 00:15:35,476 Cassie, what have you got there? 198 00:15:35,477 --> 00:15:36,853 The Wiltshire bot farm. 199 00:15:36,854 --> 00:15:38,230 - Give them that. - Okay. 200 00:15:39,815 --> 00:15:42,066 So, this is a Russian financed bot farm 201 00:15:42,067 --> 00:15:44,861 in the same place as the nerve agent attacks 202 00:15:44,862 --> 00:15:46,113 a few weeks ago. 203 00:15:46,655 --> 00:15:49,156 Felt like insult to injury so we went in there this morning. 204 00:15:49,157 --> 00:15:50,617 Show them the rest. 205 00:15:56,832 --> 00:15:58,333 MI5! 206 00:16:01,128 --> 00:16:03,964 Get down! Get down! Get down! 207 00:16:05,507 --> 00:16:06,758 Get down! 208 00:16:08,594 --> 00:16:10,095 - Get up! - Get up! 209 00:16:11,513 --> 00:16:12,805 Bravo. 210 00:16:12,806 --> 00:16:14,308 Strike back. 211 00:16:15,225 --> 00:16:16,642 Novichok on British soil. 212 00:16:16,643 --> 00:16:19,395 I think we're far from evening the score. 213 00:16:19,396 --> 00:16:22,106 Sorry, ma'am. You're needed upstairs. 214 00:16:22,107 --> 00:16:23,317 Code Vulcan. 215 00:16:23,984 --> 00:16:26,027 I'm so sorry. I have to deal with this. 216 00:16:26,028 --> 00:16:28,655 Second Desk will take care of you. 217 00:16:30,782 --> 00:16:33,285 Right. If you'd like to follow me. 218 00:16:33,785 --> 00:16:35,829 As I was saying, this is the center of... 219 00:16:41,960 --> 00:16:43,794 Code Vulcan? 220 00:16:43,795 --> 00:16:45,047 My cat, ma'am. 221 00:16:48,592 --> 00:16:50,259 Do you need anything else, ma'am? 222 00:16:50,260 --> 00:16:51,511 No. 223 00:16:51,512 --> 00:16:53,805 Just the chance to get some actual work done. 224 00:16:54,598 --> 00:16:55,724 Thank you, Ofili. 225 00:17:19,122 --> 00:17:20,123 Is... 226 00:17:21,875 --> 00:17:22,959 What the fuck? 227 00:17:22,960 --> 00:17:25,169 It's target practice for dickheads. 228 00:17:25,170 --> 00:17:26,254 Missed. 229 00:17:26,255 --> 00:17:27,422 How'd it go at the Park? 230 00:17:28,257 --> 00:17:30,509 Fine, yeah. 231 00:17:31,593 --> 00:17:33,094 Is... Is Lamb in? 232 00:17:33,095 --> 00:17:34,679 Lamb's on strike because we haven't been paid. 233 00:17:34,680 --> 00:17:35,888 Catherine's gone to find out why. 234 00:17:35,889 --> 00:17:37,723 What? What do you mean we haven't been paid? 235 00:17:37,724 --> 00:17:39,684 We've been wiped from the Park system, including payroll. 236 00:17:39,685 --> 00:17:40,768 Have we? What? 237 00:17:40,769 --> 00:17:43,312 Doubt you've got anything to worry about. Must be loaded now. 238 00:17:43,313 --> 00:17:44,814 Actually the cost of the care home 239 00:17:44,815 --> 00:17:47,109 pretty much ate up everything that my grandf... 240 00:17:47,818 --> 00:17:49,653 Fuck am I telling you that for? 241 00:17:51,196 --> 00:17:54,115 If you haven't been paid, what are you all even still doing here? 242 00:17:54,116 --> 00:17:55,950 None of us have anywhere else to go. 243 00:17:55,951 --> 00:17:58,036 - Rude. - Nah, I'm where I need to be. 244 00:17:58,829 --> 00:17:59,997 Here for you. 245 00:18:00,622 --> 00:18:04,000 Grief, River, is merely the shadow of love. 246 00:18:04,001 --> 00:18:05,252 Yeah? 247 00:18:06,962 --> 00:18:12,134 "If one day the speed kills me, do not cry because I was smiling." 248 00:18:14,845 --> 00:18:16,888 What the fuck? 249 00:18:16,889 --> 00:18:18,515 Target practice for dickheads. 250 00:19:10,984 --> 00:19:14,238 Hello. This is Isobel. Say something nice. 251 00:19:17,115 --> 00:19:18,617 It's me again. It's River. 252 00:19:19,243 --> 00:19:20,410 I just... 253 00:19:21,203 --> 00:19:23,371 I've got a missed call. I don't know if it was from you. 254 00:19:23,372 --> 00:19:26,916 But can you just please, just call me back, okay? 255 00:19:26,917 --> 00:19:29,168 I just need to know if you're coming. That'd be really helpful. 256 00:19:29,169 --> 00:19:30,337 Thank you so much. 257 00:19:45,394 --> 00:19:46,811 This has got to stop. 258 00:19:46,812 --> 00:19:48,939 I've moved on and so should you. 259 00:19:50,858 --> 00:19:54,819 Think of me as a beautiful dream. 260 00:19:54,820 --> 00:19:56,280 Struan Loy is dead. 261 00:19:57,281 --> 00:19:58,739 Five days ago. 262 00:19:58,740 --> 00:20:00,742 The coroner ruled the death accidental. 263 00:20:02,703 --> 00:20:03,786 Struan Loy. 264 00:20:03,787 --> 00:20:05,830 - He was a Slow Horse. - Yeah, I know who he was. 265 00:20:05,831 --> 00:20:08,916 I'm just trying to work out why you think I'd give a toss. 266 00:20:08,917 --> 00:20:10,293 Because he was one of yours. 267 00:20:10,294 --> 00:20:14,089 Yeah, until I sacked his sorry arse for selling us down the fucking river. 268 00:20:15,048 --> 00:20:18,051 He burned to death in a shipping container. 269 00:20:26,268 --> 00:20:28,270 A broken arm. 270 00:20:29,021 --> 00:20:30,354 Maybe the shock killed him 271 00:20:30,355 --> 00:20:32,982 when he toppled into the marshmallows he was roasting. 272 00:20:32,983 --> 00:20:35,193 Apparently he was earning a living teaching martial arts, 273 00:20:35,194 --> 00:20:37,028 so it's possible that's how he got the break. 274 00:20:37,029 --> 00:20:40,406 But one broken arm wouldn't stop you opening an unlocked door 275 00:20:40,407 --> 00:20:41,950 to get out of a burning room. 276 00:20:42,618 --> 00:20:43,911 So why didn't he? 277 00:20:47,372 --> 00:20:49,373 Did you ever meet Struan Loy? 278 00:20:49,374 --> 00:20:50,501 Before my time. 279 00:20:52,252 --> 00:20:54,505 He divided opinion, did Struan. 280 00:20:56,507 --> 00:21:00,176 Some people thought that he was a total waste of space, 281 00:21:00,177 --> 00:21:02,678 others felt that was being overgenerous. 282 00:21:02,679 --> 00:21:05,056 In a field of spectacular underachievers, 283 00:21:05,057 --> 00:21:07,892 he really did stand out as being entirely without fucking use. 284 00:21:07,893 --> 00:21:11,938 So the idea that he accidentally barbecued himself in a shipping container 285 00:21:11,939 --> 00:21:13,690 is surprisingly easy to buy. 286 00:21:14,399 --> 00:21:15,859 On top of which, 287 00:21:16,944 --> 00:21:20,238 I'm currently on strike at the minute, 288 00:21:20,239 --> 00:21:22,783 on account of not having been fucking paid, so... 289 00:21:23,450 --> 00:21:24,451 Right. 290 00:21:25,202 --> 00:21:27,079 Well, thanks for listening. 291 00:21:27,704 --> 00:21:28,830 No. 292 00:21:29,623 --> 00:21:30,831 Yeah. 293 00:21:30,832 --> 00:21:32,501 Give me something to read when I'm on the loo. 294 00:21:40,551 --> 00:21:42,469 Lady Di know you're here? 295 00:21:43,929 --> 00:21:44,930 No. 296 00:21:47,057 --> 00:21:49,059 Moscow rules. 297 00:21:50,310 --> 00:21:51,311 And... 298 00:21:52,271 --> 00:21:54,021 A bit short at the minute, hey. 299 00:21:54,022 --> 00:21:56,191 Do me a solid. Get this. 300 00:22:22,426 --> 00:22:23,635 Hey, Cartwright? 301 00:22:24,595 --> 00:22:26,138 Get your arse down here. 302 00:22:36,982 --> 00:22:38,524 Catherine. 303 00:22:38,525 --> 00:22:40,651 This will have to be quick, I'm afraid. We're fearfully busy. 304 00:22:40,652 --> 00:22:41,736 Of course. 305 00:22:41,737 --> 00:22:45,824 We've run into some technical problems at Slough House, and we were wondering-- 306 00:22:47,910 --> 00:22:49,161 Not here. Come. 307 00:22:52,539 --> 00:22:55,959 My room should be free. They've all buggered off to the pub for a birthday. 308 00:22:56,585 --> 00:22:57,753 You won't be overheard. 309 00:22:59,087 --> 00:23:00,546 Apologies. 310 00:23:00,547 --> 00:23:03,382 But with the younger blood snapping at my heels for my job, 311 00:23:03,383 --> 00:23:06,845 it doesn't do to remind people of my association with Slough House. 312 00:23:07,429 --> 00:23:09,430 You should've gone out when you could. 313 00:23:09,431 --> 00:23:14,101 Anyway, it seems Slough House has been erased from the service database. 314 00:23:14,102 --> 00:23:17,355 I mean, whoever's done the wiping has made an impressively thorough job of it. 315 00:23:17,356 --> 00:23:20,149 I mean, obviously the queens of the database answer to you, 316 00:23:20,150 --> 00:23:21,901 so if there's been an administrative blunder, 317 00:23:21,902 --> 00:23:23,945 you wouldn't want that getting out, would you? 318 00:23:23,946 --> 00:23:26,031 Not with all that young blood snapping at your heels. 319 00:23:30,744 --> 00:23:31,870 Give me two ticks. 320 00:24:13,245 --> 00:24:14,413 As I thought. 321 00:24:14,955 --> 00:24:17,874 There certainly hasn't been an administrative blunder. 322 00:24:17,875 --> 00:24:20,043 The order to expunge you came from the top. 323 00:24:21,044 --> 00:24:22,421 The very top. 324 00:24:25,382 --> 00:24:26,799 Thank you very much. 325 00:24:26,800 --> 00:24:29,178 You take good care of yourself now, Catherine. 326 00:24:29,970 --> 00:24:31,430 Thank you. 327 00:24:56,788 --> 00:24:58,457 Why exactly are we here? 328 00:25:00,792 --> 00:25:02,835 Well, given your recent bereavement, 329 00:25:02,836 --> 00:25:06,005 I thought a change of scene might do you good. 330 00:25:06,006 --> 00:25:08,299 A change of scene would've been sending me back to the Park 331 00:25:08,300 --> 00:25:09,509 - like you promised. - Christ. 332 00:25:09,510 --> 00:25:11,719 You're still whanging on about that. 333 00:25:11,720 --> 00:25:13,971 No. But obviously just not a man of your word. Fine. 334 00:25:13,972 --> 00:25:16,349 Yeah, look, we could always go to a park if you like. 335 00:25:16,350 --> 00:25:18,684 - Feed the ducks. - You literally sat in front of me. 336 00:25:18,685 --> 00:25:20,061 You told me you were gonna do it. 337 00:25:20,062 --> 00:25:22,438 "When am I gonna get back to the Park? Me granddad's dead." 338 00:25:22,439 --> 00:25:24,942 You know, there are deaths and deaths, Cartwright. 339 00:25:25,692 --> 00:25:27,818 Especially in our line of work. 340 00:25:27,819 --> 00:25:30,822 At 83, peacefully in his bed... 341 00:25:31,490 --> 00:25:34,284 Your grandfather would've counted himself lucky, 342 00:25:34,952 --> 00:25:37,203 if he'd had any idea what was going on. 343 00:25:37,204 --> 00:25:39,747 I'll remind you of that when your time comes, shall I? 344 00:25:39,748 --> 00:25:42,416 Yeah, well, that's a bit presumptuous, yeah? 345 00:25:42,417 --> 00:25:44,710 Assuming I'll predecease you. 346 00:25:44,711 --> 00:25:47,463 Oh, yeah. 'Cause you're all green juices and avocado. 347 00:25:47,464 --> 00:25:49,173 - I forgot. - No. I'm just saying. 348 00:25:49,174 --> 00:25:51,092 The state you're in, wound up like a spring. 349 00:25:51,093 --> 00:25:54,011 You're liable to go off half-cocked and get yourself in trouble. 350 00:25:54,012 --> 00:25:56,931 I mean, you gotta either let it out or keep it in, 351 00:25:56,932 --> 00:25:58,934 but you can't do both at once. 352 00:26:05,482 --> 00:26:07,024 Better? 353 00:26:07,025 --> 00:26:08,151 No. 354 00:26:09,403 --> 00:26:10,696 Close the door, yeah? 355 00:26:17,160 --> 00:26:20,205 All right. Now open it one-handed. 356 00:26:24,835 --> 00:26:25,918 What does that prove? 357 00:26:25,919 --> 00:26:27,003 Well, it proves nothing. 358 00:26:27,004 --> 00:26:31,216 But it begs the question, why didn't Struan Loy do what you just did? 359 00:27:05,125 --> 00:27:06,376 Get in. 360 00:27:12,132 --> 00:27:13,133 Yo. 361 00:27:13,634 --> 00:27:16,010 Struan Loy's gone and got himself killed. 362 00:27:16,011 --> 00:27:17,845 Silly sod. 363 00:27:17,846 --> 00:27:19,764 But in case there's more to it, 364 00:27:19,765 --> 00:27:22,768 I need a check on the other ex-Slow Horses. 365 00:27:23,477 --> 00:27:25,521 Let's see if we've got anything to worry about. 366 00:27:26,021 --> 00:27:27,648 Can do. 367 00:28:50,230 --> 00:28:53,065 - Okay. Just you? - Yes. 368 00:28:53,066 --> 00:28:55,152 Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 369 00:28:55,736 --> 00:28:57,070 - Evening. - Evening. 370 00:29:03,535 --> 00:29:05,203 All right. 371 00:29:05,204 --> 00:29:06,412 Who next? 372 00:29:06,413 --> 00:29:07,539 You choose. 373 00:29:10,042 --> 00:29:12,127 Who the fuck calls their child River? 374 00:29:56,421 --> 00:29:57,422 River. 375 00:30:06,390 --> 00:30:08,141 Shouldn't you be at school? 376 00:30:10,894 --> 00:30:11,895 No. 377 00:30:12,521 --> 00:30:15,315 No. It's fine. It's fine. 378 00:30:17,109 --> 00:30:18,318 What's that noise? 379 00:30:20,070 --> 00:30:21,363 It's the oxygen. 380 00:30:25,284 --> 00:30:26,535 It's bubbling away. 381 00:30:29,121 --> 00:30:30,914 It's like soup on a hob. 382 00:30:34,126 --> 00:30:35,544 It's very comforting. 383 00:31:06,158 --> 00:31:10,454 I tried my best to make it a home, after she'd gone. 384 00:31:16,460 --> 00:31:18,378 It never stopped feeling like home. 385 00:31:25,802 --> 00:31:29,806 I won't miss living without her. 386 00:31:34,102 --> 00:31:35,562 But I shall miss you. 387 00:31:38,106 --> 00:31:39,274 Very much. 388 00:31:41,610 --> 00:31:42,611 My boy. 389 00:31:46,657 --> 00:31:47,658 We'll talk more. 390 00:32:48,802 --> 00:32:51,597 You do know round isn't a food group? 391 00:32:55,684 --> 00:32:57,059 - No. - Go on. No? 392 00:32:57,060 --> 00:32:59,020 Please yourself. 393 00:32:59,021 --> 00:33:00,938 You don't know what you're missing. 394 00:33:00,939 --> 00:33:02,857 And while we're on the subject, 395 00:33:02,858 --> 00:33:05,943 I hope you're not planning to drink that during the actual ceremony. 396 00:33:05,944 --> 00:33:08,571 Those who are genuinely grieving might take it the wrong way. 397 00:33:08,572 --> 00:33:11,741 How do you know I'm not genuinely grieving? 398 00:33:11,742 --> 00:33:14,619 Maybe this is what grief looks like for me. 399 00:33:14,620 --> 00:33:17,788 And besides, there's no point in having a hip flask if you're not gonna use it. 400 00:33:17,789 --> 00:33:19,624 That's not a hip flask. It's a small bottle. 401 00:33:19,625 --> 00:33:22,668 Christ. Who put you in pedants' corner? 402 00:33:22,669 --> 00:33:26,047 Are you seriously going to pretend you're mourning David Cartwright? 403 00:33:26,048 --> 00:33:27,257 You hated him. 404 00:33:28,342 --> 00:33:31,762 I just wanna make sure the Old Bastard's really dead. 405 00:33:32,846 --> 00:33:34,472 I brought a stake with me. Yeah? 406 00:33:34,473 --> 00:33:36,016 Care to wield the hammer? 407 00:33:38,268 --> 00:33:39,685 Come on, Standish. 408 00:33:39,686 --> 00:33:41,479 We're spies. 409 00:33:41,480 --> 00:33:44,858 We've all faked our own death at one time or another. 410 00:33:49,655 --> 00:33:51,197 So Taverner... 411 00:33:51,198 --> 00:33:52,699 Who grassed her? 412 00:33:53,325 --> 00:33:54,576 Moira Tregorian. 413 00:33:55,118 --> 00:33:56,827 She sends her regards, by the way. 414 00:33:56,828 --> 00:33:58,121 - Does she? - No, not really. 415 00:33:59,831 --> 00:34:02,959 Yeah. No, I'm surprised she gave you the time of day. 416 00:34:02,960 --> 00:34:05,295 What did you do? Threaten to unbend her paper clips? 417 00:34:06,630 --> 00:34:10,551 She has a multifunction inkjet wireless printer in her office. 418 00:34:23,146 --> 00:34:24,606 You gonna go in? 419 00:34:25,190 --> 00:34:26,566 I don't like funerals. 420 00:34:26,567 --> 00:34:28,276 Same. 421 00:34:28,277 --> 00:34:30,195 Especially bullshit sham ones. 422 00:34:31,112 --> 00:34:33,363 I don't know what's more depressing, the being dead bit 423 00:34:33,364 --> 00:34:35,157 or people thinking the most you've achieved in life 424 00:34:35,158 --> 00:34:38,078 is organizing a bus replacement service for a rail strike. 425 00:34:39,329 --> 00:34:40,539 I wouldn't worry. 426 00:34:41,915 --> 00:34:45,834 When we die, nobody is going to think about us at all. 427 00:34:45,835 --> 00:34:48,296 So how did you enjoy your visit to the Park, 428 00:34:48,297 --> 00:34:51,381 or the Department for Transport, as we're calling it today? 429 00:34:51,382 --> 00:34:52,758 Yes, I rather enjoyed myself. 430 00:34:52,759 --> 00:34:57,221 If you have any thoughts about how we can improve the visitor experience, 431 00:34:57,222 --> 00:34:58,806 do let me know. 432 00:34:58,807 --> 00:35:00,267 I think it's all about the secrecy. 433 00:35:00,809 --> 00:35:03,603 Give everyone an alternative identity at the door. 434 00:35:03,604 --> 00:35:05,146 - Poison darts? - Thank you. 435 00:35:05,147 --> 00:35:07,315 Yes. Laser beam obstacle course. That sort of thing. 436 00:35:07,316 --> 00:35:10,360 - Masks. - Definitely. That's the future. 437 00:35:13,989 --> 00:35:15,072 - Diana. - Morning. 438 00:35:15,073 --> 00:35:16,699 - Morning. - What are you doing here? 439 00:35:16,700 --> 00:35:18,076 Catching up with old friends. 440 00:35:18,744 --> 00:35:22,372 You know, at school he was said to have fellated more masters than any other boy. 441 00:35:23,081 --> 00:35:25,750 That's quite the achievement when you consider the competition. 442 00:35:25,751 --> 00:35:27,544 Nosher Nash, we used to call him. 443 00:35:28,128 --> 00:35:30,171 Watch him. He'll be spying on you for the PM. 444 00:35:30,172 --> 00:35:33,299 I was beginning to think you were stalking me. 445 00:35:33,300 --> 00:35:34,675 What's your excuse? 446 00:35:34,676 --> 00:35:36,469 These days I can't afford to turn down 447 00:35:36,470 --> 00:35:38,554 an opportunity of dining at someone else's expense. 448 00:35:38,555 --> 00:35:39,639 Come on, now. 449 00:35:39,640 --> 00:35:42,225 You're not casting yourself as the victim, really? 450 00:35:42,226 --> 00:35:45,478 If you remember, you relieved me of a considerable sum of money, Diana. 451 00:35:45,479 --> 00:35:47,855 You took payment from a foreign interest. 452 00:35:47,856 --> 00:35:50,984 I gave you the opportunity to make amends. 453 00:35:52,110 --> 00:35:54,196 Think of it as an investment in national security. 454 00:35:54,947 --> 00:35:58,616 If your party hadn't reduced the service to penury, 455 00:35:58,617 --> 00:36:01,202 I wouldn't have to look for alternative sources of funding. 456 00:36:01,203 --> 00:36:02,620 You've beggared me, Diana. 457 00:36:02,621 --> 00:36:04,331 Absolutely beggared me... 458 00:36:05,791 --> 00:36:07,041 or at least you would've done, 459 00:36:07,042 --> 00:36:09,086 if the money you took had actually been mine. 460 00:36:10,212 --> 00:36:11,295 What? 461 00:36:11,296 --> 00:36:13,381 The rich never front their own coin, you must know that. 462 00:36:13,382 --> 00:36:14,925 How do you think they stay rich? 463 00:36:15,884 --> 00:36:17,969 The money you strong-armed out of me, 464 00:36:17,970 --> 00:36:20,556 and used for who knows what shady Park purposes, 465 00:36:21,139 --> 00:36:23,266 came from a dear friend who, hearing of my plight, 466 00:36:23,267 --> 00:36:26,185 offered to step in and stump up what you were demanding. 467 00:36:26,186 --> 00:36:28,104 Hope you didn't use it for anything naughty. 468 00:36:28,105 --> 00:36:29,565 Who was it? 469 00:36:30,691 --> 00:36:32,650 Peter. Who gave you the money? 470 00:36:32,651 --> 00:36:34,403 Who gave you the money, I think you mean. 471 00:36:35,529 --> 00:36:36,612 The thing is, 472 00:36:36,613 --> 00:36:39,991 he'd really rather his identity was kept sub-rosa for the moment. 473 00:36:39,992 --> 00:36:41,326 I'm sure you understand. 474 00:36:54,047 --> 00:36:58,342 Lord of all kindliness 475 00:36:58,343 --> 00:37:01,679 Lord of all grace 476 00:37:01,680 --> 00:37:05,558 Your hands swift to welcome 477 00:37:05,559 --> 00:37:09,896 Your arms to embrace 478 00:37:09,897 --> 00:37:14,317 Be there at our homing 479 00:37:14,318 --> 00:37:18,529 And give us, we pray 480 00:37:18,530 --> 00:37:22,909 Your love in our hearts, Lord 481 00:37:22,910 --> 00:37:28,331 At the eve of the day 482 00:37:28,332 --> 00:37:32,335 Lord of all gentleness 483 00:37:32,336 --> 00:37:35,796 Lord of all calm 484 00:37:35,797 --> 00:37:39,967 Whose voice is contentment 485 00:37:39,968 --> 00:37:44,347 Whose presence is balm 486 00:37:44,348 --> 00:37:48,392 Be there at our sleeping 487 00:37:48,393 --> 00:37:52,397 And give us, we pray 488 00:37:53,023 --> 00:37:57,568 Your peace in our hearts, Lord 489 00:37:57,569 --> 00:38:04,409 At the end of the day 490 00:38:07,621 --> 00:38:08,872 Please be seated. 491 00:38:12,709 --> 00:38:16,839 And now, David's grandson River is going to say a few words. 492 00:38:31,645 --> 00:38:33,647 My grandfather loved his garden... 493 00:38:35,858 --> 00:38:37,192 and my grandmother, 494 00:38:38,235 --> 00:38:40,237 and my mother and me. 495 00:38:42,281 --> 00:38:45,367 But the great passion of his life was undoubtedly his work. 496 00:38:48,036 --> 00:38:49,788 Because he cared about people. 497 00:38:51,707 --> 00:38:53,250 He cared about how they lived, 498 00:38:54,918 --> 00:38:56,461 what enabled them to live. 499 00:38:58,839 --> 00:39:01,300 He cared about safety and freedom. 500 00:39:06,054 --> 00:39:09,349 And he saw the national transport system as being fundamental to that, 501 00:39:09,933 --> 00:39:11,143 obviously. 502 00:39:12,853 --> 00:39:14,229 Because without it, 503 00:39:15,063 --> 00:39:17,816 who knows how many of us would even be here today. 504 00:39:19,276 --> 00:39:21,861 Granddad's work in the Department of Transport 505 00:39:21,862 --> 00:39:25,324 often meant him making difficult choices, 506 00:39:26,408 --> 00:39:28,911 and I know many of them weighed heavily on him. 507 00:39:31,246 --> 00:39:35,250 So many different kinds of vehicle to think of. 508 00:39:35,918 --> 00:39:39,505 Cars, buses, trains, planes. 509 00:39:41,840 --> 00:39:43,841 But he-- Minibuses. 510 00:39:43,842 --> 00:39:45,510 But he never forgot the losses either. 511 00:39:45,511 --> 00:39:47,553 Pretend to be a human being for once. 512 00:39:47,554 --> 00:39:49,389 The ordinary members of the public, for example, 513 00:39:50,599 --> 00:39:53,685 who would hit a pothole that hadn't been filled in. 514 00:39:54,520 --> 00:39:57,731 We'd... He'd missed it. They'd missed it. 515 00:40:04,363 --> 00:40:07,616 I know that Granddad will take those losses with him to the grave. 516 00:40:09,993 --> 00:40:12,746 And I hope he takes our love with him too. 517 00:40:30,722 --> 00:40:32,015 Please stand. 518 00:40:45,821 --> 00:40:47,530 Sorry for your loss. 519 00:40:47,531 --> 00:40:48,949 Thanks. Okay. Thank you. 520 00:40:53,036 --> 00:40:55,496 - You look so smart. - Yeah. 521 00:40:55,497 --> 00:40:57,040 Is it his suit? 522 00:40:59,793 --> 00:41:01,587 He was so proud of you, you know. 523 00:41:09,595 --> 00:41:11,679 There you are. Where were you two? 524 00:41:11,680 --> 00:41:13,890 You said if we turned up, we'd get a free sausage roll. 525 00:41:13,891 --> 00:41:15,392 You didn't say anything about going inside. 526 00:41:16,393 --> 00:41:17,519 Come on then. 527 00:41:44,338 --> 00:41:45,380 Hey. 528 00:41:46,965 --> 00:41:48,799 I've got a bone to pick with you. 529 00:41:48,800 --> 00:41:52,261 Next time one of my ex-agents dies, 530 00:41:52,262 --> 00:41:56,182 I would like to hear it from the Park and not on the retired spooks' grapevine. 531 00:41:56,183 --> 00:41:57,266 What? 532 00:41:57,267 --> 00:42:01,062 You know, Struan Loy cremated himself prematurely in a shipping container. 533 00:42:01,063 --> 00:42:04,440 It was an accidental death. There was no need to inform you. 534 00:42:04,441 --> 00:42:06,317 In the same way there was no need to inform me 535 00:42:06,318 --> 00:42:08,194 that you were sending an estate agent 536 00:42:08,195 --> 00:42:09,612 to Slough House? 537 00:42:09,613 --> 00:42:12,448 You should try raising veal, Diana. 538 00:42:12,449 --> 00:42:14,200 You like keeping things in the dark. 539 00:42:14,201 --> 00:42:16,369 We are auditing our assets, that's all. 540 00:42:16,370 --> 00:42:19,831 Well, if it's just an audit, why have we been taken off the payroll? 541 00:42:20,415 --> 00:42:22,583 - What? - Yes. And not just the payroll. 542 00:42:22,584 --> 00:42:26,045 All our records, names, service history, operational involvement. 543 00:42:26,046 --> 00:42:27,506 Everything. Gone. 544 00:42:28,215 --> 00:42:31,425 We've been doing an upgrade on the database. 545 00:42:31,426 --> 00:42:32,553 It was just a glitch. 546 00:42:33,804 --> 00:42:35,596 Yeah, David Cartwright, 547 00:42:35,597 --> 00:42:37,348 he might have been an old bastard, 548 00:42:37,349 --> 00:42:39,934 but he had a real nose for First Desk bullshit. 549 00:42:39,935 --> 00:42:42,061 It's times like this I almost miss the fucker. 550 00:42:42,062 --> 00:42:43,564 For God's sake. 551 00:42:44,523 --> 00:42:47,860 I'm not Charles Partner. You won't have to shoot me. 552 00:42:51,321 --> 00:42:52,738 Are you okay? 553 00:42:52,739 --> 00:42:53,823 You all right? 554 00:42:53,824 --> 00:42:55,324 No, I'm fine, I'm fine. 555 00:42:55,325 --> 00:42:56,660 Thank you. I'm fine. 556 00:42:57,452 --> 00:42:59,495 Thank you. Sorry. No. 557 00:42:59,496 --> 00:43:02,374 It's fine. 558 00:43:04,710 --> 00:43:05,752 Sorry. 559 00:43:06,628 --> 00:43:11,091 I thought after God knows how many years in the same office, that she'd know. 560 00:43:14,303 --> 00:43:16,597 You say I like keeping things in the dark. 561 00:44:30,546 --> 00:44:32,380 - Yeah. - New development. 562 00:44:32,381 --> 00:44:34,550 Struan's not the only dead Horse. 563 00:44:35,217 --> 00:44:39,221 Some old mare called Kay White fell off her boat. 564 00:44:39,972 --> 00:44:42,014 - When? - Last night. 565 00:44:42,015 --> 00:44:43,725 To the bottom of the canal she went. 566 00:45:07,749 --> 00:45:09,250 What the fuck are you doing here? 567 00:45:09,251 --> 00:45:10,544 Come on. 568 00:45:11,670 --> 00:45:14,173 Watching my son bury his granddad. 569 00:45:15,215 --> 00:45:17,134 That's circle of life stuff. 570 00:45:20,053 --> 00:45:24,140 Hey, out of respect for the day, I'm not going to rip your fucking head off 571 00:45:24,141 --> 00:45:25,975 even though I really, really want to. 572 00:45:25,976 --> 00:45:29,897 So, I'm going to ask you again, what are you doing here? 573 00:45:31,481 --> 00:45:32,566 Business. 574 00:45:33,650 --> 00:45:35,026 What do you mean? 575 00:45:35,027 --> 00:45:36,861 With who? With what? 576 00:45:36,862 --> 00:45:38,154 You lost your whole team, remember? 577 00:45:38,155 --> 00:45:39,947 No, with who is none of your business. 578 00:45:39,948 --> 00:45:43,869 As for my team, there's no setback that can't be reversed. 579 00:45:47,039 --> 00:45:49,208 Your mother didn't show, huh? 580 00:45:49,958 --> 00:45:52,377 I guess it's been a pretty bad day all round. 581 00:45:52,961 --> 00:45:54,421 I'm sorry, Son.