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- [clanking]
- [Min grunting]

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Fuck. Hang on. [Grunting]

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Oh, fuck it's...

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Shit. Give me your hand.

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- It's higher than it looks. Be careful.
- It's not that high.

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Just be careful.

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All right, Min. It's fine.
It's not that hard.

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[Min] It's just higher than it looks.
Ready?

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Hands off, Min.

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[Min] Shit.

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Ah, for fuck's sake.

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What are you moaning about now?

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- Fucking ripped my coat.
- Huh?

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I've ripped my coat completely.

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- You okay?
- Yeah, I'm fine. Why? You see anyone?

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- [Min] No, can you?
- [Louisa] No.

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[Jackson sighs]

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Taverner's voice mail.

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In the car you said you'd tell me.

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So, what... what did she mean
about Charles's death?

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Read the room, will you?
Is now really the time?

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Ah, it's Lamb.

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[Jackson] Ah.

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Ah, "Minuisa."

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You've got a key?

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[stammers] Where the...
Where the fuck is Struan?

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I told you to get Struan.

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The Dogs got to him just before us.

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- Did they see you?
- [Roddy] Yo.

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[stammers] Cartwright?

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Went to try and wake Sleeping Beauty.

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Sid. She's in a coma and is a beauty.

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- [Jackson sighs]
- Or was, till she got shot in the head.

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Oh, Jesus, Ho.

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Dog rolled up, so I split.

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[chuckles] Ah... Uh, we gotta go.

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Taverner will pick us off one by one.

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Find someone to turn.

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She and Black had a plan.

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Now that's gone to shit, she'll try
and play it as Slough House gone rogue.

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And what about the boy?
What happens to Hassan?

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[stammers] If he's not dead already,
he soon will be.

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[panting]

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You're a fucking dickhead, Roddy.

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[panting]

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I remember where I saw Alan Black.
[sniffs]

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He was meeting with Taverner.

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[panting]

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[Jackson] All right, go... go back.
What were they doing?

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Talking at her gym café.

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It came back to me when I saw Sid

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because she took the piss out of me
for following Taverner.

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[pants] They were meeting secretly.

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But it's your word against hers.

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Yes, but I was following her
for surveillance training.

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So I took a photograph.

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Well, do you have it?

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No, not yet.

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But I think I know
where there might be a copy.

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[Min] A copy?

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- Oh, this is hopeless.
- [Jackson] Ah.

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Well, it would certainly seem that way.

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[sighs] Look. [Exhales sharply]

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I-I-I don't normally do these
kind of speeches,

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but this feels like a big moment,

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and if it all turns to shit,
I might not see any of you again.

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You're fucking useless. The lot of you.

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Working with you has been the lowest
point in a disappointing career.

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[sniffs] Right.

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Cartwright, you're with me.

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- Wh... But wait, w-w-what do we do?
- [Jackson sighs]

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Well, try not to get caught
for as long as you can.

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My money's on about 30 minutes.

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Well, we can try and save Hassan.

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Oh, that'd be a sure way
to get him killed.

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Go lock yourselves in a toilet somewhere.

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What a wanker.

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- [River] Where are we going?
- To go and get that photo, you dickhead.

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Back there, that's you
goading them into action, right?

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Fuck no. I meant every word.

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Right. Just checking.

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[grunting]

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Oh, fucking Christ.

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["Strange Game" playing]

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[reporter on radio]
Police are still frantically searching

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for the whereabouts
of the hostage Hassan Ahmed,

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whose kidnappers have threatened
to behead him

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at sunrise this morning around 6:30...

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[Curly] You hear that?

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So they're still expecting us
to do that thing that we're not...

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We're not fucking doing.

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Nothing about the dead spook.

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Maybe they haven't found the body yet.

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They'll have found the body.
With you two screaming

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like a pair of little girls,
someone will have called it in.

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You know why it's not on the news, right?

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They wanna bury it. And us.

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An MI5 agent involved in a kidnap plot.
They don't want people talking about that.

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Nah. We are gonna die
resisting arrest, boys.

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So the way I see it is we may as well
have some fun first.

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Eh? Chop-chop.

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- [stifled crying]
- [Larry] Fucking hell.

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[Zeppo speaks indistinctly]

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- [Curly] So what?
- [Zeppo] Just said that.

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- [Curly] So what?
- [Zeppo] Oh. [Speaks indistinctly]

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[Jackson] See any lights?

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- [River] Second floor, maybe.
- [Jackson] Did you leave them on?

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Uh, I don't remember.

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- Well, think.
- I don't know.

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You were there too. Why didn't you check?

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Because I've earned the right not to.

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[Jackson] Well, it... it looks clear.

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Doesn't mean to say the place
isn't swarming with Dogs.

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Or a clean-up team for the body or a trap?

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Well, you better go in and find out.

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[sniffs]

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Oh.

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I'm going in alone, am I?

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Every man for me, Cartwright.

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Don't worry.

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I'll... I'll be here,
guarding the breach and all.

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Thanks.

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[reporter on TV] What is the latest
we know about Hassan Ahmed?

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Well, time really is of the essence now.

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But we've had no further updates
from either the Metropolitan Police

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- or the security services…
- [Catherine] Oh, that poor boy.

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- …with regards to the release…
- How can you eat?

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…of Hassan Ahmed.
[continues indistinctly]

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Relax. Dogs are nowhere near.

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You hacked the Dogs' comms?

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Snuck into their kennel,
muzzled them bitches,

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- stole their bones. [Chuckles]
- Oh, that's so wrong.

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Whatever. They're outside our homes
and waiting for us.

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Waiting for us to use our phones
and credit cards or passports.

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So, we just hole up in here
for the rest of our lives, do we?

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Right. We're fucked then.

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Can't track me.

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I'm a digital ghost, so I'm fine.

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Thanks for the team spirit, Ho.

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You're forgetting Lamb.

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Lamb doesn't care about us.

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As soon as whatever he's got planned
goes south, he's gonna forget us.

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[Catherine] That's not true.

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T-The thing Charles always said
about Lamb...

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[mouthing] Charles?

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You hurt his Joes,
he'll never stop coming for you.

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And the thing, for Lamb, there's nothing
worse than not being able to get even.

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And he's not gonna wanna lose to Taverner.

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- Exactly.
- I think he's got even more contempt

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for her than he does for us.

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Wow, that's a skip-load of contempt.

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And meanwhile, we what?

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[reporter] Can we talk about
the ethics of this for a moment?

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Because if they are going to behead
Hassan at 6:30 a.m.,

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as they say they are,
are people really going to watch?

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And if they do, are they not complicit?

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Roddy, where are the Park on Hassan?

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[Roddy] They've just narrowed it down
to ten vehicles that have left the area.

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The one thing that we can bring to this
is that we knew Alan Black,

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so… [inhales deeply]

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…what do we remember about him?

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[chuckles] He was sent to Slough House

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for sleeping with the Venezuelan
ambassador's wife while undercover.

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Ap... Apart from that.

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He moaned a lot. Never bought biscuits.

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- Oh, my God.
- Sorry, what? We're free-forming.

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- There's no bad ideas here.
- He was really lazy.

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Oh, and that... that's better
than what I said, is it?

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Listen, he was undercover
with the Sons of Albion,

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so there would have been
a birth certificate,

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passport, credit cards, the full legend.

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Mmm. Yeah. Deep cover's expensive.

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He was tight, so he definitely
wouldn't want to have to front that.

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More than that. Taverner won't want
any of it to show up on the books.

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00:09:00,541 --> 00:09:02,960
So he could have used an old ID.

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Roddy?

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If you'll give me a few minutes, ladies.

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And gentleman.

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[typing]

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- Ladies.
- [scoffs]

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And that's another "Ho-me" run.

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[chuckles] Meet Dermot Radcliffe.

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AKA Alan Black.

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[Min] Legend for a football hooligan.

185
00:10:02,603 --> 00:10:03,895
[Louisa] Ex-forces too.

186
00:10:03,979 --> 00:10:05,897
That's catnip for British nationalists.

187
00:10:05,981 --> 00:10:08,150
Let's see what Dermot's
been up to recently.

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00:10:26,126 --> 00:10:28,253
Sorry, Jed. [Pants] Lamb's idea.

189
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- Lamb and Standish...
- Have not been apprehended.

190
00:10:39,765 --> 00:10:41,766
- Yes, I can see that.
- Lamb pulled a gun.

191
00:10:41,850 --> 00:10:43,309
You didn't frisk him?

192
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It was in Standish's bag.

193
00:10:46,688 --> 00:10:48,022
This is them?

194
00:10:48,106 --> 00:10:50,275
Fingerprints match those
at the Roupell Street house.

195
00:10:50,359 --> 00:10:52,944
They all have priors. ABH, GBH, burglary.

196
00:10:53,028 --> 00:10:55,488
- How we doing on the vehicles?
- Still have eight to locate,

197
00:10:55,572 --> 00:10:57,699
but they might be avoiding roads
with CCTV.

198
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They may have swapped vehicles.

199
00:10:59,117 --> 00:11:01,202
We're following up
on all reported vehicle thefts.

200
00:11:01,286 --> 00:11:02,496
- Ma'am.
- Not now.

201
00:11:04,248 --> 00:11:05,665
[alert dings]

202
00:11:05,749 --> 00:11:06,834
[Curly] Showtime.

203
00:11:07,709 --> 00:11:09,169
We're running out of petrol.

204
00:11:09,670 --> 00:11:10,671
No.

205
00:11:11,171 --> 00:11:13,089
Oh, fuck off!

206
00:11:13,173 --> 00:11:15,049
So what? Stop at the garage.

207
00:11:15,133 --> 00:11:17,552
- [Larry] We're covered in fucking blood.
- [Curly] Bit of a giveaway.

208
00:11:17,636 --> 00:11:19,012
[Larry] We'll end up on the CCTV.

209
00:11:19,096 --> 00:11:20,680
[Curly] Shouldn't have left
the balaclavas behind.

210
00:11:20,764 --> 00:11:22,182
- Ah. F...
- Well, we can't make the boat

211
00:11:22,266 --> 00:11:24,184
- without petrol, can we?
- Just calm down. I've got a plan.

212
00:11:24,268 --> 00:11:27,228
- Yeah?
- We drive until we run out,

213
00:11:27,312 --> 00:11:29,189
- and then we're gonna chop his head off.
- [Larry] Oh, f...

214
00:11:29,273 --> 00:11:31,232
[Zeppo chuckles]
What the fuck is wrong with you?

215
00:11:31,316 --> 00:11:33,151
- Yeah, let's just think about this.
- We don't have options.

216
00:11:33,235 --> 00:11:35,779
Yeah, we do.
We have the option not to fucking do that.

217
00:11:35,863 --> 00:11:37,530
And have all this for nothing?

218
00:11:37,614 --> 00:11:40,033
While they set us up and make us
look like twats and we don't even do

219
00:11:40,117 --> 00:11:42,368
the thing that we said we were gonna do.

220
00:11:42,452 --> 00:11:44,663
No, I can't have that.

221
00:11:45,330 --> 00:11:46,998
We'll be a fucking joke.

222
00:11:47,082 --> 00:11:48,917
People need to fear and respect us.

223
00:11:49,001 --> 00:11:52,128
They need to know that we mean
what we say when we say it.

224
00:11:52,212 --> 00:11:53,046
[stifled crying]

225
00:11:53,130 --> 00:11:55,882
Enough is enough, man.
This is our country, and we want it...

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00:11:55,966 --> 00:11:57,175
[Zeppo] Fucking shut up!

227
00:11:57,259 --> 00:11:59,469
- [tires squealing]
- [Larry] Whoa, whoa, whoa.

228
00:11:59,553 --> 00:12:01,971
- I've had enough. Okay?
- [horn honks]

229
00:12:02,055 --> 00:12:05,016
- Where'd you get that?
- On the guy whose head he cut off, eh?

230
00:12:05,100 --> 00:12:07,769
He said he was a spy,
but you didn't check his pockets, did ya?

231
00:12:07,853 --> 00:12:09,229
And I'm the dumb one, aren't I?

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00:12:09,313 --> 00:12:12,232
You'd rather spill my British blood
than his, then you're a traitor.

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00:12:12,316 --> 00:12:13,817
- [Larry] Yeah.
- [thumping]

234
00:12:14,651 --> 00:12:16,361
Get in the back. Check he's okay.

235
00:12:16,445 --> 00:12:18,238
F... You're a fucking embarrassment, man.

236
00:12:18,322 --> 00:12:20,031
I think he's being sick.

237
00:12:20,115 --> 00:12:22,158
Yep. He's choking on his sick.

238
00:12:22,242 --> 00:12:24,035
- Result.
- Hey.

239
00:12:24,119 --> 00:12:26,455
Pull over. Chop-chop.

240
00:12:38,050 --> 00:12:39,051
Get out.

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00:12:40,177 --> 00:12:41,178
Go on.

242
00:12:41,929 --> 00:12:43,347
I said get out, now.

243
00:12:44,056 --> 00:12:45,682
Come on. Move it.

244
00:12:48,685 --> 00:12:51,188
Just move it. Open the door.

245
00:12:52,814 --> 00:12:54,316
Right. Lift him up.

246
00:12:55,067 --> 00:12:58,153
And get that fucking tape off his face.

247
00:12:59,321 --> 00:13:00,447
- [vomits]
- [Zeppo] Ah, fuck.

248
00:13:00,531 --> 00:13:01,990
[Larry] Whoa. Okay.

249
00:13:03,867 --> 00:13:06,286
- [Hassan groans, coughs]
- Put something in his mouth.

250
00:13:06,370 --> 00:13:07,370
In case he screams.

251
00:13:07,454 --> 00:13:09,456
Why aren't you threatening him,
you fucking pussy?

252
00:13:09,540 --> 00:13:11,332
Oh, you told him
you're not gonna kill him, didn't ya?

253
00:13:11,416 --> 00:13:14,294
Don't fucking push me. Okay?

254
00:13:14,378 --> 00:13:15,504
- [Hassan groans]
- Don't!

255
00:13:16,839 --> 00:13:19,215
No fuel. Nowhere to go.

256
00:13:19,299 --> 00:13:21,718
What's the plan now, eh, Captain?

257
00:13:21,802 --> 00:13:24,429
- Eh?
- [breathing heavily]

258
00:13:24,513 --> 00:13:25,681
We get some petrol, right?

259
00:13:27,224 --> 00:13:29,768
We get to the boat… [panting]

260
00:13:29,852 --> 00:13:32,145
- …and we let the kid go.
- Who's gonna get the petrol?

261
00:13:32,229 --> 00:13:34,397
[panting heavily]

262
00:13:34,481 --> 00:13:35,482
What?

263
00:13:35,566 --> 00:13:37,150
Have you looked in the mirror?

264
00:13:38,026 --> 00:13:39,569
Who's gonna get out of the van?

265
00:13:39,653 --> 00:13:42,280
[panting heavily]

266
00:13:42,364 --> 00:13:44,449
Ah, fuck it. Fuck it.

267
00:13:44,533 --> 00:13:47,035
[stifled grunting, crying]

268
00:13:48,579 --> 00:13:50,038
He is.

269
00:13:50,122 --> 00:13:51,748
[chuckles]

270
00:13:52,833 --> 00:13:57,462
Got him. Like a rat in a trap
that I will kill with a hammer. [Chuckles]

271
00:13:57,546 --> 00:14:00,131
"Triple-D Car Hire." Leeds address.

272
00:14:00,215 --> 00:14:01,466
Registration number?

273
00:14:01,550 --> 00:14:02,926
[newscast plays indistinctly]

274
00:14:03,010 --> 00:14:04,094
That will take a while.

275
00:14:04,178 --> 00:14:05,554
[sighs]

276
00:14:07,264 --> 00:14:08,849
[Roddy] Get me a coffee.

277
00:14:12,352 --> 00:14:13,895
I need fuel for this one.

278
00:14:13,979 --> 00:14:16,564
An SQL injection attack will take hours,

279
00:14:16,648 --> 00:14:19,275
which leaves a malware bomb
as the most effective method,

280
00:14:19,359 --> 00:14:22,070
but that needs someone
to open an email, so…

281
00:14:24,239 --> 00:14:26,825
Cheers, Standish. Double espresso.

282
00:14:32,748 --> 00:14:34,249
[mumbles]

283
00:14:37,920 --> 00:14:40,046
[Louisa]
I thought you could hack anything.

284
00:14:40,130 --> 00:14:41,548
I can.

285
00:14:41,632 --> 00:14:44,342
I'm not saying I can't do it.
Just that it will take some time.

286
00:14:44,426 --> 00:14:45,844
How much time do you need, Ho?

287
00:14:45,928 --> 00:14:48,805
Because the kid's gonna get beheaded
in about, oh, two and a half hours.

288
00:14:50,432 --> 00:14:52,684
I'll tell you what I can do real quick.

289
00:14:52,768 --> 00:14:56,104
Check your search history
and tell everyone what porn you look at.

290
00:14:56,188 --> 00:14:57,689
Fine, 'cause I've got nothing to hide.

291
00:14:57,773 --> 00:15:00,484
- [scoffs, chuckles]
- [typing]

292
00:15:02,361 --> 00:15:03,611
- Don't you fucking dare.
- [chuckles] Hey.

293
00:15:03,695 --> 00:15:06,281
- Stop it. Stop it. Stop it.
- What's wrong with you?

294
00:15:06,365 --> 00:15:08,241
- You're eight years old.
- [mumbles]

295
00:15:08,325 --> 00:15:10,201
- [Louisa] Pardon?
- Where's my coffee?

296
00:15:10,285 --> 00:15:13,413
I didn't get you a coffee.
I got you the registration number.

297
00:15:13,497 --> 00:15:15,165
DE15 CGK.

298
00:15:15,249 --> 00:15:17,041
- [Roddy] What? How?
- Well, I rang them up.

299
00:15:17,125 --> 00:15:20,128
And said what? "Do you mind breaking
multiple data protection laws?"

300
00:15:20,212 --> 00:15:23,298
No, I said th-that I'd had an accident
with one of their vehicles

301
00:15:23,382 --> 00:15:26,676
and I had the driver's name,
but because I was so shaken,

302
00:15:26,760 --> 00:15:29,638
I couldn't read
the registration number I'd written down.

303
00:15:30,889 --> 00:15:34,017
I think the words you're looking for, Ho,
and these would be a first for you,

304
00:15:34,101 --> 00:15:36,103
are, "Well done" and "Thank you."

305
00:15:37,312 --> 00:15:39,689
It's on the list of vehicles
the Park are looking for.

306
00:15:39,773 --> 00:15:41,983
Then we need to get them
to focus on that vehicle.

307
00:15:42,067 --> 00:15:43,943
How do we let the Park know
that without them tracking us?

308
00:15:44,027 --> 00:15:46,279
Oh, my God. Min, a kid's life is at stake.

309
00:15:46,363 --> 00:15:49,241
I know, but Lamb...
Lamb told us not to get caught.

310
00:15:50,450 --> 00:15:51,994
Can't we track it ourselves?

311
00:15:53,704 --> 00:15:54,705
[sighs]

312
00:15:56,415 --> 00:15:57,415
[sighs]

313
00:15:57,499 --> 00:16:00,919
["I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles)"
playing on stereo]

314
00:16:09,178 --> 00:16:11,304
- [Dog 1] Oi! Stop!
- [Dog 2] Stop!

315
00:16:11,388 --> 00:16:12,680
- [Dog 1] Stop!
- [indistinct chatter]

316
00:16:12,764 --> 00:16:14,766
- [indistinct radio chatter]
- [Dog 1] Stop!

317
00:16:14,850 --> 00:16:17,019
[Dog 2] Stay in the vehicle.

318
00:16:19,104 --> 00:16:20,563
[mouthing lyrics]
♪ Yes, I know I'm gonna be ♪

319
00:16:20,647 --> 00:16:23,274
♪ I'm gonna be the man
Who's working hard for you ♪

320
00:16:23,358 --> 00:16:24,609
[shouting continues]

321
00:16:24,693 --> 00:16:26,402
♪ And when the money ♪

322
00:16:26,486 --> 00:16:27,320
[Dog 1] Stay there.

323
00:16:27,404 --> 00:16:30,156
♪ Comes in for the work I do
I'll pass almost every penny on to you ♪

324
00:16:30,240 --> 00:16:32,242
[loud beeping]

325
00:16:32,326 --> 00:16:34,911
- [Dog 3] Move! Move!
- [Dog 4] Come on, let's go!

326
00:16:34,995 --> 00:16:37,247
- [shouting indistinctly]
- [Dog 3] Move!

327
00:16:37,331 --> 00:16:40,292
- [Dog 3] Go. Go. Go. Move.
- [beeping continues, stops]

328
00:16:41,043 --> 00:16:42,335
[mouthing lyrics]
♪ Well, I know I'm gonna be ♪

329
00:16:42,419 --> 00:16:45,756
♪ I'm gonna be the man
Who's growing old with you ♪

330
00:16:46,673 --> 00:16:50,260
♪ But I would walk 500 miles ♪

331
00:16:50,344 --> 00:16:54,389
- ♪ And I would walk 500 more ♪
- [tapping]

332
00:16:54,473 --> 00:16:57,308
[song continues on stereo]

333
00:16:57,392 --> 00:16:59,561
Can you get out of the vehicle, please,
Mr. Lamb?

334
00:17:00,270 --> 00:17:02,313
No, no, no. I'm quite comfortable
where I am.

335
00:17:02,397 --> 00:17:05,858
These seats are lovely.
And they're heated too.

336
00:17:05,943 --> 00:17:09,279
- Step out of the vehicle now.
- Nah, I'm... I'm... I'm okay where I am.

337
00:17:09,363 --> 00:17:12,948
You go fetch your boss and tell him
I've brought the car back,

338
00:17:13,032 --> 00:17:15,536
but we need to go over the damage waiver.

339
00:17:22,125 --> 00:17:25,628
You help us get petrol,
you help us get to the boat,

340
00:17:25,712 --> 00:17:27,214
and we will let you go. I swear.

341
00:17:28,924 --> 00:17:31,092
Yeah? Okay.

342
00:17:31,176 --> 00:17:34,512
- Listen, be cool. Okay?
- [coughing]

343
00:17:34,596 --> 00:17:36,806
[Curly] He's seen all our faces, man.
He has got to go.

344
00:17:36,890 --> 00:17:40,185
No! Listen.
Why aren't you taking me seriously?

345
00:17:40,269 --> 00:17:42,020
'Cause I'm the one with the fucking gun,
remember?

346
00:17:42,104 --> 00:17:44,731
He's got a point. Look,
I don't like it either, but he's right.

347
00:17:44,815 --> 00:17:47,442
Please, please.
I'll say I never saw your faces

348
00:17:47,526 --> 00:17:50,445
or I never heard your voices
or I blanked it out from stress.

349
00:17:50,529 --> 00:17:52,865
Oh, right now he'll say anything.

350
00:17:53,574 --> 00:17:55,241
My uncle's got money.

351
00:17:55,325 --> 00:17:56,451
Proving my point.

352
00:17:56,535 --> 00:17:58,286
No, straight up. My uncle's rich.

353
00:17:58,370 --> 00:18:01,873
Look, your exit plan, it... it might not
work, but my uncle, he can sort that.

354
00:18:01,957 --> 00:18:05,543
- He can help you. He can make something...
- You little fucking lying rat!

355
00:18:05,627 --> 00:18:08,005
Hey! Hey! Fucking stop it!

356
00:18:11,383 --> 00:18:12,968
- [pants]
- Your uncle.

357
00:18:13,802 --> 00:18:15,012
Where is he?

358
00:18:16,013 --> 00:18:17,014
Islamabad.

359
00:18:18,015 --> 00:18:19,182
Where?

360
00:18:19,266 --> 00:18:20,350
Pakistan.

361
00:18:20,434 --> 00:18:22,268
- [chuckles]
- What the fuck use is that to us?

362
00:18:22,352 --> 00:18:24,813
- You get your money and you disappear.
- This is such fucking bullshit.

363
00:18:24,897 --> 00:18:27,649
- He's messing with ya.
- Fucking stop it. I'm thinking, okay?

364
00:18:27,733 --> 00:18:29,943
- That should take a while.
- [laughs] Hey.

365
00:18:30,694 --> 00:18:33,488
[pants] Fucking don't. Okay? Don't.

366
00:18:33,572 --> 00:18:34,948
[breathing heavily]

367
00:18:40,329 --> 00:18:42,206
It's gotta be worth a shot, yeah.

368
00:18:43,498 --> 00:18:44,498
- Yeah?
- [scoffs]

369
00:18:46,752 --> 00:18:50,631
But you're coming on the boat too, and you
stay with us till we get the money.

370
00:19:01,475 --> 00:19:04,227
- [song continues on stereo]
- [loud beeping]

371
00:19:04,311 --> 00:19:08,482
♪ La la la, la la la
La la la, la la la ♪

372
00:19:11,818 --> 00:19:13,361
♪ La la la, la la la ♪

373
00:19:13,445 --> 00:19:14,988
- Get out of the car.
- [continues singing]

374
00:19:15,072 --> 00:19:16,156
What?

375
00:19:16,240 --> 00:19:17,740
Get out of the car.

376
00:19:17,824 --> 00:19:19,826
[song continues on stereo]

377
00:19:19,910 --> 00:19:21,661
Is this a joke?

378
00:19:21,745 --> 00:19:23,538
No, it's the Proclaimers.

379
00:19:23,622 --> 00:19:25,374
- Get out of the...
- [stereo stops]

380
00:19:28,961 --> 00:19:31,671
Nick, relax. I brought the car back.

381
00:19:31,755 --> 00:19:33,298
You pulled a gun on me.

382
00:19:33,382 --> 00:19:36,217
Uh, no, I delegated that.
An... And any court of law

383
00:19:36,301 --> 00:19:37,844
will tell you there's a difference.

384
00:19:37,928 --> 00:19:41,556
And she didn't pull a gun on you.
She pulled a gun on... on your boy.

385
00:19:41,640 --> 00:19:43,684
Get out of the car.

386
00:19:45,602 --> 00:19:46,644
Are you gonna shoot me?

387
00:19:46,728 --> 00:19:49,773
- Not right now.
- Yeah, well, what about one of your lads?

388
00:19:49,857 --> 00:19:54,862
Hair triggers make natural
scratching posts for itchy indexes.

389
00:19:55,487 --> 00:19:57,071
They're not gonna do anything
unless you do.

390
00:19:57,155 --> 00:19:59,532
You got my word on that.
Now get out of the fucking car.

391
00:19:59,616 --> 00:20:00,784
All right. Good.

392
00:20:01,994 --> 00:20:04,538
'Cause I was wanting a little word
with Lady Di.

393
00:20:07,291 --> 00:20:09,167
[weapons cocking]

394
00:20:09,251 --> 00:20:11,211
All right, ah. [Grunts]

395
00:20:11,295 --> 00:20:15,256
Just reaching for a peashooter.

396
00:20:15,340 --> 00:20:16,341
Here you go.

397
00:20:20,179 --> 00:20:21,346
Park it downstairs.

398
00:20:21,430 --> 00:20:23,265
I could... I could murder a coffee.

399
00:20:23,765 --> 00:20:25,809
What's the canteen like in this gaff?

400
00:20:25,893 --> 00:20:28,645
- [Lead Dog] Dogs en route. Stand by.
- [siren wailing]

401
00:20:45,996 --> 00:20:47,581
What's your plan then, big man?

402
00:20:49,041 --> 00:20:53,044
Hey, you get out. You fill up the van.

403
00:20:53,128 --> 00:20:54,671
Nod, nod, nod.

404
00:20:54,755 --> 00:20:58,883
You fill up the van,
and we all get the fuck out of here.

405
00:20:58,967 --> 00:21:01,220
Yes? [Breathes heavily]

406
00:21:02,471 --> 00:21:03,680
Oi.

407
00:21:04,973 --> 00:21:06,308
Give him some money.

408
00:21:08,435 --> 00:21:11,729
- How do you know he won't do a runner?
- [Zeppo breathes heavily]

409
00:21:11,813 --> 00:21:14,566
Hey, listen, kid. You've got...
You've gotta come back.

410
00:21:14,650 --> 00:21:16,484
[Curly]
See that lady in the front filling up?

411
00:21:16,568 --> 00:21:18,320
The one with the two kids in the car?

412
00:21:19,404 --> 00:21:20,405
Hey!

413
00:21:21,240 --> 00:21:22,658
Do you see that woman?

414
00:21:26,912 --> 00:21:28,121
If you do anything wrong,

415
00:21:28,789 --> 00:21:31,541
I'll walk round to the back of the van,
and I'll get my axe out.

416
00:21:31,625 --> 00:21:34,210
And I'll cut her kids' heads off
in front of her.

417
00:21:34,294 --> 00:21:36,797
Then I'll cut her head off, then yours.

418
00:21:37,381 --> 00:21:38,715
And you know I'll do that, right?

419
00:21:39,842 --> 00:21:41,093
[breathes shakily] Yeah.

420
00:21:52,479 --> 00:21:54,606
Hey, kid. Don't fuck this up.

421
00:22:03,323 --> 00:22:06,535
[breathing heavily]

422
00:22:09,162 --> 00:22:10,914
[cap clattering]

423
00:22:11,748 --> 00:22:12,916
[thud]

424
00:22:15,377 --> 00:22:16,545
Diesel, yeah?

425
00:22:18,630 --> 00:22:21,341
Knobhead. Keep your eye on him.

426
00:22:24,303 --> 00:22:26,179
[cap clattering]

427
00:22:26,263 --> 00:22:27,347
[pump whirring]

428
00:22:27,431 --> 00:22:30,266
[customer] Excuse me. Hello.

429
00:22:30,350 --> 00:22:33,353
- [Curly] Oh, for fuck's sake.
- [Zeppo] No, no, no.

430
00:22:33,437 --> 00:22:36,189
- Oh, fuck off.
- I... I'm sorry, I-I-I need your help. Uh...

431
00:22:36,273 --> 00:22:39,109
Can't get me, um... me petrol cap back on.

432
00:22:41,195 --> 00:22:43,155
Maybe the attendant can help.

433
00:22:44,740 --> 00:22:47,242
Oh, no. 'Cause he's stuck behind glass
and, you know…

434
00:22:47,326 --> 00:22:49,285
- What's she saying?
- …the only way I can get…

435
00:22:49,369 --> 00:22:50,537
Fuck this.

436
00:22:50,621 --> 00:22:52,539
…I gotta get moving again soon. [Chuckles]

437
00:22:55,751 --> 00:22:56,751
But I'll, um…

438
00:23:00,005 --> 00:23:03,300
But I'll, um...
No, I'll... I'm... I'll work it out.

439
00:23:04,009 --> 00:23:06,929
Hey, Mervin. Help the poor woman.

440
00:23:08,805 --> 00:23:10,307
Hey, look, I'm sorry about him.

441
00:23:11,433 --> 00:23:14,645
Think he'd be a lot happier.
He's getting married in seven days.

442
00:23:17,814 --> 00:23:19,441
It's a stag weekend.

443
00:23:20,108 --> 00:23:22,110
Oh. [Chuckling]

444
00:23:22,194 --> 00:23:23,987
Oh, God. Sorry.

445
00:23:24,071 --> 00:23:26,406
It's... It's just 'cause you, um...

446
00:23:26,490 --> 00:23:28,575
You know, you look like that, uh...

447
00:23:29,159 --> 00:23:31,661
You know, the... That... [stammers]

448
00:23:31,745 --> 00:23:34,414
- You know, the, um... The... The fell...
- Oh, yeah. Yeah, I know. The...

449
00:23:34,498 --> 00:23:37,584
- The Pakistani boy that was kidnapped.
- Yeah.

450
00:23:37,668 --> 00:23:39,210
Yeah, I get it.

451
00:23:39,294 --> 00:23:41,087
- Had it all bloody day.
- Oh. [Chuckles]

452
00:23:41,171 --> 00:23:43,571
But I suppose we all just look
the same to you people, right?

453
00:23:44,716 --> 00:23:47,844
No. No, I wasn't... I wasn't... I... It's
just 'cause... [stammers] I was thinking...

454
00:23:47,928 --> 00:23:50,180
Oh, hey, uh... I was just joking.

455
00:23:50,264 --> 00:23:52,057
- Oh. [Chuckles, groans]
- Yeah.

456
00:23:52,641 --> 00:23:53,767
Sorry.

457
00:23:53,851 --> 00:23:55,518
How about I look at that cap
for you, yeah?

458
00:23:55,602 --> 00:23:57,979
Yeah, that'd be, um... Yeah, thank you.

459
00:23:58,063 --> 00:23:59,189
[sniffs]

460
00:24:06,154 --> 00:24:08,323
- [blows raspberry]
- Hey. Knock that off now.

461
00:24:09,324 --> 00:24:10,366
I'm sorry they're up.

462
00:24:10,450 --> 00:24:12,619
- It's all right. It's not your fault.
- [giggles] Nah, nah!

463
00:24:12,703 --> 00:24:14,996
Oh, that's really stuck in there,
isn't it? [Grunts]

464
00:24:15,080 --> 00:24:16,372
There you go. [Sighs]

465
00:24:16,456 --> 00:24:18,958
- Hey, thank you. Have a good wedding.
- Huh?

466
00:24:19,042 --> 00:24:21,211
Oh. Yeah, thanks.

467
00:24:21,295 --> 00:24:24,380
Just gotta get through a weekend
with these miserable morons first.

468
00:24:24,464 --> 00:24:25,716
[chuckles]

469
00:24:38,562 --> 00:24:39,771
[pump whirring stops]

470
00:24:43,150 --> 00:24:44,610
[Larry] Go and pay the man.

471
00:24:50,824 --> 00:24:51,825
[sighs]

472
00:24:51,909 --> 00:24:53,827
[customer] Hey, thank you again, love.

473
00:24:56,705 --> 00:24:58,874
Hi… [speaks indistinctly]

474
00:25:00,417 --> 00:25:01,460
She's leaving.

475
00:25:02,377 --> 00:25:04,017
There's nothing to stop him from running.

476
00:25:16,391 --> 00:25:19,228
Shit. Look at the TV.

477
00:25:22,105 --> 00:25:24,107
[breathes shakily] Um…

478
00:25:24,691 --> 00:25:25,943
[breathes shakily]

479
00:25:27,236 --> 00:25:28,528
Excuse me.

480
00:25:28,612 --> 00:25:30,572
Um… [breathes shakily] Um...

481
00:25:30,656 --> 00:25:32,407
For fuck's sake.

482
00:25:34,826 --> 00:25:36,036
Pump number?

483
00:25:41,208 --> 00:25:42,209
Uh…

484
00:25:43,877 --> 00:25:45,337
Pump number?

485
00:25:52,511 --> 00:25:53,720
Pump number one.

486
00:25:55,305 --> 00:25:57,140
[typing]

487
00:25:57,224 --> 00:25:59,226
[attendant] It's 94.60.

488
00:26:07,818 --> 00:26:09,319
Keep the change.

489
00:26:09,403 --> 00:26:10,653
Really?

490
00:26:10,737 --> 00:26:11,864
Thanks, buddy. [Chuckles]

491
00:26:19,705 --> 00:26:21,415
Go on. Go on, get in.

492
00:26:25,752 --> 00:26:27,004
[Larry sighs] Shut the door.

493
00:26:28,839 --> 00:26:31,008
- [sighing]
- [chuckles] Good job, kid.

494
00:26:31,884 --> 00:26:33,844
- Good job.
- [Larry] Did you get any change?

495
00:26:35,262 --> 00:26:36,471
I gave him a tip.

496
00:26:49,776 --> 00:26:51,778
Thank you, Nick. You can leave us now.

497
00:26:56,658 --> 00:26:59,452
- Three sugars. There's a love.
- [door beeps]

498
00:26:59,536 --> 00:27:00,746
[sniffs]

499
00:27:02,372 --> 00:27:04,374
Alan Black's body's been found.

500
00:27:05,709 --> 00:27:08,211
Alan Black? [Grunts]

501
00:27:08,295 --> 00:27:09,921
Ah, it rings a bell.

502
00:27:10,005 --> 00:27:12,674
[Diana] Ex-Slow Horse. Your man.

503
00:27:12,758 --> 00:27:15,302
Clearly involved
in the kidnapping of Hassan Ahmed.

504
00:27:16,428 --> 00:27:20,223
But you see, I remember a conversation
we had on a bench earlier this evening,

505
00:27:20,307 --> 00:27:24,269
where you told me you had a guy
on the inside

506
00:27:24,353 --> 00:27:26,729
who had set the whole thing up.
So not my man.

507
00:27:26,813 --> 00:27:30,233
I have a statement from someone
who saw you and Black

508
00:27:30,317 --> 00:27:32,652
meeting after he'd left Slough House.

509
00:27:32,736 --> 00:27:35,530
Struan Loy? Bless.

510
00:27:35,614 --> 00:27:38,241
You think his word stacks up against mine?

511
00:27:38,325 --> 00:27:40,201
There'll be others.

512
00:27:40,285 --> 00:27:41,786
Standish will show.

513
00:27:41,870 --> 00:27:44,289
And she'll turn when she knows
why you're at Slough House.

514
00:27:44,373 --> 00:27:47,125
- [Jackson sighs]
- And Moody, dead

515
00:27:47,209 --> 00:27:49,336
after committing murder himself.

516
00:27:53,215 --> 00:27:55,008
Oh, I'm sorry. I thought you knew.

517
00:27:56,760 --> 00:27:57,928
Sid Baker's gone.

518
00:28:06,603 --> 00:28:09,105
I'm gonna make you an offer, Jackson.

519
00:28:09,189 --> 00:28:10,732
[stammers] I'm sure. [Inhales sharply]

520
00:28:10,816 --> 00:28:13,151
I mean, obviously you have to have
this all wrapped up

521
00:28:13,235 --> 00:28:15,820
before Tearney lands,
and I can blow the whistle on you.

522
00:28:15,904 --> 00:28:17,531
You don't have a whistle.

523
00:28:18,448 --> 00:28:20,992
All you have is a CV littered
with dead Joes.

524
00:28:21,076 --> 00:28:24,913
Well, I'm not sure your career
will survive the death of Hassan Ahmed.

525
00:28:24,997 --> 00:28:26,706
But anyway, make your pitch.

526
00:28:26,790 --> 00:28:30,001
I'm sure you've got some sweetener
to help me neck this absolute bullshit.

527
00:28:30,085 --> 00:28:33,880
Sign a statement that tallies with Loy's,
and that'll be the end of it.

528
00:28:33,964 --> 00:28:35,423
Oh, you mean the end of me.

529
00:28:35,507 --> 00:28:37,550
[Diana] You'd be fired, but no charges.

530
00:28:37,634 --> 00:28:40,470
And enough of a pension to keep you
in single malts.

531
00:28:41,054 --> 00:28:44,349
A heavily redacted file will state
that you were thinking out loud

532
00:28:44,433 --> 00:28:46,226
and Black went rogue.

533
00:28:46,310 --> 00:28:47,936
[stutters] When's Tearney get back?

534
00:28:48,020 --> 00:28:50,897
I mean, I would...
I'd love to run all this by her.

535
00:28:50,981 --> 00:28:53,274
Or we can sit here
and watch the Slow Horses

536
00:28:53,358 --> 00:28:57,028
walk in one by one and accept a job
back here at the Park,

537
00:28:57,112 --> 00:28:59,781
while you fester in the basement

538
00:28:59,865 --> 00:29:03,493
until this is all cleared up,
which I can make last a very long time.

539
00:29:03,577 --> 00:29:06,496
And if you get lonely,
I can always send Standish down.

540
00:29:08,123 --> 00:29:10,083
The treason charge against her
will be resurrected,

541
00:29:10,167 --> 00:29:11,960
and this time I can make it stick.

542
00:29:13,629 --> 00:29:15,088
[sighs]

543
00:29:16,840 --> 00:29:17,966
Oh.

544
00:29:19,051 --> 00:29:21,386
Oh, I think I might have been bitten
at the canal.

545
00:29:21,470 --> 00:29:23,304
[sniffs, inhales deeply]

546
00:29:23,388 --> 00:29:24,389
Oh.

547
00:29:25,474 --> 00:29:27,851
Well, it sounds like a wonderful deal.

548
00:29:28,477 --> 00:29:29,770
And hats off to you.

549
00:29:31,230 --> 00:29:33,649
You really got me boxed in. [Sighs]

550
00:29:34,983 --> 00:29:37,653
So print off a statement. Give me a pen.
[stammers]

551
00:29:38,278 --> 00:29:39,655
Fuck, I've just remembered.

552
00:29:40,656 --> 00:29:43,116
Yeah, uh, there... there was
something I meant to tell you

553
00:29:43,200 --> 00:29:44,618
as soon as I walked in.

554
00:29:45,619 --> 00:29:48,580
[clicks tongue]
The car that... that I returned.

555
00:29:48,664 --> 00:29:50,874
The one that's now parked in the basement.

556
00:29:51,792 --> 00:29:53,377
It's got a bomb in the boot.

557
00:30:04,012 --> 00:30:05,597
- [sighs]
- [door beeps open]

558
00:30:05,681 --> 00:30:09,393
- ♪ But I would walk 500 miles ♪
- [Diana] Duffy.

559
00:30:19,027 --> 00:30:20,362
[car alarm chirps]

560
00:30:28,453 --> 00:30:30,956
[whirring]

561
00:30:32,040 --> 00:30:34,292
[trilling]

562
00:30:34,376 --> 00:30:36,587
[whirring continues]

563
00:30:38,505 --> 00:30:40,048
- Fuck's sake.
- [door buzzes]

564
00:30:49,516 --> 00:30:51,768
[sighs] Fucking Lamb.

565
00:30:52,311 --> 00:30:53,562
What's he playing at?

566
00:30:57,941 --> 00:31:00,068
[sighs] Shit. Secure the building!

567
00:31:00,152 --> 00:31:02,696
Search it floor by floor!
We've got an intruder!

568
00:31:04,072 --> 00:31:05,407
Door!

569
00:31:21,131 --> 00:31:22,298
[door beeps]

570
00:31:22,382 --> 00:31:23,592
[sighs]

571
00:31:25,761 --> 00:31:27,804
[grunting]

572
00:31:29,181 --> 00:31:30,849
- [shushes]
- [breathing heavily]

573
00:31:32,559 --> 00:31:36,146
- Now, tell me where the file is, please.
- Wh... What file? What are you even saying?

574
00:31:36,230 --> 00:31:37,605
Stop pissing around.
You know exactly what I mean.

575
00:31:37,689 --> 00:31:39,566
Whatever it is you think I have,
I... I don't.

576
00:31:39,650 --> 00:31:42,611
Can you just put that thing down,
then we can... [grunts]

577
00:31:43,362 --> 00:31:45,572
- Which one's the photograph in?
- What... What photograph?

578
00:31:45,656 --> 00:31:47,782
Taverner wanted me out
because she knew I took a photograph

579
00:31:47,866 --> 00:31:50,285
- of her and Alan Black.
- I don't know what you're talking about,

580
00:31:50,369 --> 00:31:52,412
but she had plenty of reasons
to want rid of you, mate.

581
00:31:52,496 --> 00:31:55,541
- Oh, you mean Stansted?
- Exactly. That's why you're out. [Grunts]

582
00:31:56,041 --> 00:31:58,835
I know what she did.
She got you to fuck me over at Stansted

583
00:31:58,919 --> 00:32:00,462
because she'd have
an excuse to get rid of me.

584
00:32:00,546 --> 00:32:02,505
- It was your fiasco.
- [grunts]

585
00:32:02,589 --> 00:32:06,217
Now, I'm pretty sure that she'll have
asked you to destroy that photograph.

586
00:32:06,301 --> 00:32:08,928
And I'm even more sure that
you'll have kept a copy for insurance.

587
00:32:09,012 --> 00:32:12,182
So tell me where they are, and then
I won't shoot you straight in the face.

588
00:32:12,266 --> 00:32:14,434
[breathes heavily]
Sorry, mate. You lost me.

589
00:32:14,518 --> 00:32:15,853
[both grunt]

590
00:32:18,313 --> 00:32:20,482
- Tell me where it is.
- [breathing heavily]

591
00:32:21,108 --> 00:32:22,609
- Hey! [Grunts]
- [grunts]

592
00:32:22,693 --> 00:32:24,403
[chattering]

593
00:32:27,364 --> 00:32:28,782
Come on, come on, come on.

594
00:32:29,908 --> 00:32:31,159
Black.

595
00:32:31,743 --> 00:32:35,789
Black, Black, Black,
Black, Black, Black, Black, Black.

596
00:32:39,126 --> 00:32:40,460
Come on. Come on.

597
00:32:43,505 --> 00:32:44,505
Come on.

598
00:32:45,090 --> 00:32:47,301
[shouting indistinctly]

599
00:32:53,515 --> 00:32:55,642
[shouting continues]

600
00:32:58,270 --> 00:32:59,270
No.

601
00:32:59,354 --> 00:33:00,814
[shouting]

602
00:33:06,403 --> 00:33:09,322
[on PA system] All teams. All teams.
Evacuate workstations.

603
00:33:09,406 --> 00:33:14,285
Please start approaching a secure area
with passes and ID.

604
00:33:14,369 --> 00:33:16,204
This is a 1470…

605
00:33:16,288 --> 00:33:18,123
- [Dog 1] Move! Move!
- [Dog 2] Come on! Let's go!

606
00:33:18,207 --> 00:33:20,250
[Dog 3] All right, everybody out this way!

607
00:33:25,380 --> 00:33:26,507
[sighs]

608
00:33:29,009 --> 00:33:30,219
Stansted.

609
00:33:34,848 --> 00:33:37,016
- Move! Get out!
- Move! Move! Move! This way!

610
00:33:37,100 --> 00:33:38,560
- [groans]
- Move!

611
00:33:38,644 --> 00:33:43,732
Stansted. Stansted,
Stansted, Stansted, Stansted.

612
00:33:49,196 --> 00:33:55,202
Motherf... Fiasco.

613
00:33:57,204 --> 00:33:58,205
Yeah.

614
00:34:02,042 --> 00:34:03,042
- Clear.
- Move.

615
00:34:03,126 --> 00:34:04,335
[Dog 1] We're evacuating this area.

616
00:34:04,419 --> 00:34:05,628
Move!

617
00:34:05,712 --> 00:34:07,714
- [Dog 1] Move, move, move.
- [Dog 2] Out, out, out!

618
00:34:13,846 --> 00:34:15,889
- [Dog 1] Coming through!
- [Dog 2] Clear out!

619
00:34:15,973 --> 00:34:17,431
[shouting indistinctly]

620
00:34:17,516 --> 00:34:19,893
- [Dogs shouting indistinctly]
- Out of the way!

621
00:34:25,440 --> 00:34:27,525
[Dog 1] All clear! Out! Out!

622
00:34:27,609 --> 00:34:29,069
- [Dog 2] Move!
- [Dog 3] Move!

623
00:34:31,405 --> 00:34:33,532
Webb, we have a code 1470!

624
00:34:37,494 --> 00:34:38,495
[door clicks]

625
00:34:40,539 --> 00:34:43,458
- [Dog 2] Down!
- [Lead Dog] Down! On the floor.

626
00:34:43,542 --> 00:34:44,668
[Webb groans]

627
00:34:46,920 --> 00:34:49,838
[news reporter]…extremely worrying,
and added to the investigation…

628
00:34:49,922 --> 00:34:51,049
[door beeps open]

629
00:34:54,136 --> 00:34:55,762
This is yours, I believe.

630
00:34:57,931 --> 00:35:01,518
Oh, yeah. Must have forgot
to attach the bomb part.

631
00:35:04,396 --> 00:35:06,856
Duffy and his men are sweeping
the building as we speak.

632
00:35:06,940 --> 00:35:09,150
I assume it was Cartwright
you smuggled in.

633
00:35:09,234 --> 00:35:12,487
Nah, I thought it was helpful
to test your security.

634
00:35:12,571 --> 00:35:15,448
I've got bad news.
Your guys are not very good.

635
00:35:15,532 --> 00:35:17,034
[phone rings]

636
00:35:21,079 --> 00:35:23,165
Put him in the basement, next to Loy.

637
00:35:25,375 --> 00:35:27,460
[clicks tongue] You got the gist of that.

638
00:35:27,544 --> 00:35:30,839
Yeah. Well, if my guys
were as good as your guys…

639
00:35:30,923 --> 00:35:32,799
[scoffs] …they'd be your guys.

640
00:35:32,883 --> 00:35:36,803
Now that little interlude is over,
perhaps you'd like to sign this.

641
00:35:42,434 --> 00:35:44,602
Before I do that, I just got one question.

642
00:35:44,686 --> 00:35:47,231
Who the fuck have you just
sent to the basement?

643
00:35:47,856 --> 00:35:49,566
[breathes deeply] Ma'am.

644
00:35:50,567 --> 00:35:52,193
- [Jackson] Good?
- [River] Yeah.

645
00:35:52,277 --> 00:35:54,571
Oh, no. I wouldn't do that, ma'am.

646
00:35:55,614 --> 00:35:56,698
Fiasco.

647
00:36:00,202 --> 00:36:02,287
[River sighs, sniffs]

648
00:36:06,208 --> 00:36:09,836
In three seconds, I could have
a dozen guns pointed at your heads.

649
00:36:09,920 --> 00:36:11,505
Yeah, but you won't do that.

650
00:36:12,005 --> 00:36:14,591
Because you don't want anyone
to see these.

651
00:36:17,678 --> 00:36:18,679
Here, look.

652
00:36:19,555 --> 00:36:23,225
There's you, and there's Alan Black.

653
00:36:24,309 --> 00:36:27,563
Huh? Remember setting up the thing
you're accusing me of?

654
00:36:28,397 --> 00:36:32,567
Kidnapping Hassan Ahmed
in a false flag operation

655
00:36:32,651 --> 00:36:36,989
so you could rescue him,
look good and score some points.

656
00:36:37,698 --> 00:36:41,451
You did tell me all that earlier,
but this is evidence.

657
00:36:42,202 --> 00:36:45,914
Yeah, I've put your name in.
If you'd just initial the changes.

658
00:36:45,998 --> 00:36:47,332
Sign at the bottom.

659
00:36:48,584 --> 00:36:51,086
I met with an ex-agent.
That means nothing.

660
00:36:51,170 --> 00:36:54,422
Oh, you won't mind if we, uh,
send this to Tearney then?

661
00:36:54,506 --> 00:36:57,217
- And everyone else at the Park.
- And Hobden, while we're at it.

662
00:36:57,301 --> 00:37:00,136
No, no. Hobden's a kook.
Send it to all the news desks.

663
00:37:00,220 --> 00:37:02,347
- News desks. [Mutters]
- What do you want?

664
00:37:02,431 --> 00:37:04,099
I want that kid found alive.

665
00:37:04,183 --> 00:37:05,308
And you think I don't?

666
00:37:05,392 --> 00:37:10,188
I think your attention's been split
between finding him and burning me.

667
00:37:10,272 --> 00:37:11,356
[gasps]

668
00:37:14,318 --> 00:37:18,363
There are three possible vehicles.
We have lost track of all of them.

669
00:37:18,447 --> 00:37:20,615
We are doing everything we can.

670
00:37:20,699 --> 00:37:22,367
There's something more you could do.

671
00:37:22,451 --> 00:37:23,827
Cartwright got Hobden's phone.

672
00:37:23,911 --> 00:37:27,539
It turns out there's a certain someone
he called when it all went to shit.

673
00:37:28,457 --> 00:37:31,793
Maybe you should pay that someone a visit.

674
00:37:40,761 --> 00:37:44,556
Hey, this deal with your uncle,
how much money we talking?

675
00:37:44,640 --> 00:37:46,892
[stammers] Well, name your price.

676
00:37:47,643 --> 00:37:49,185
What is he? A billionaire?

677
00:37:49,269 --> 00:37:53,148
No, he... he's got businesses
and... and lots of investments. Lots.

678
00:37:53,232 --> 00:37:56,109
Oh, yeah? Well, how come
he never helped you out before?

679
00:37:56,902 --> 00:37:59,279
You was living in a right shitheap
back in Leeds.

680
00:38:01,114 --> 00:38:04,242
He... He said he wanted me
to make my own way, like... like he did.

681
00:38:04,326 --> 00:38:06,870
[breathes shakily]
But he wouldn't want me hurt. [Stammers]

682
00:38:06,954 --> 00:38:08,121
He wouldn't want me hurt.

683
00:38:08,205 --> 00:38:10,123
Hey, listen. Listen, why would he lie?

684
00:38:10,958 --> 00:38:13,418
Like you said,
he better not be bullshitting.

685
00:38:13,502 --> 00:38:16,546
Because if there is no uncle
and there is no money,

686
00:38:16,630 --> 00:38:19,132
- we're gonna find out, you know?
- The money will be there, I swear.

687
00:38:19,216 --> 00:38:22,343
- Okay? I promise it's there. My uncle...
- Yeah, all right, all right. All right!

688
00:38:22,427 --> 00:38:23,720
Jesus.

689
00:38:25,180 --> 00:38:26,974
Look, he did well at the petrol station.

690
00:38:27,558 --> 00:38:29,184
You did.

691
00:38:29,268 --> 00:38:31,436
[Curly] So I'll give him
the benefit of the doubt.

692
00:38:32,646 --> 00:38:34,064
He can come with us.

693
00:38:35,482 --> 00:38:39,236
But only if he makes me laugh.

694
00:38:43,699 --> 00:38:44,741
If he fucking what?

695
00:38:46,451 --> 00:38:48,579
He's a comedian, isn't he?

696
00:38:49,621 --> 00:38:53,125
Well, I say "comedian."
He's never had the balls to go on stage.

697
00:38:55,335 --> 00:38:56,628
[Curly] Come on, now!

698
00:38:56,712 --> 00:38:58,588
This is your big chance.
You wanna come with us, don't ya?

699
00:38:58,672 --> 00:39:01,132
- Roast us like on Comedy Central.
- Make us laugh.

700
00:39:01,216 --> 00:39:03,051
- [Curly] Go on!
- Um...

701
00:39:03,135 --> 00:39:04,887
- [Larry] Waiting.
- Okay, okay. Uh…

702
00:39:06,805 --> 00:39:07,806
Um…

703
00:39:10,475 --> 00:39:13,478
So you're the Sons of Albion, huh?

704
00:39:15,272 --> 00:39:16,523
Just a hunch,

705
00:39:16,607 --> 00:39:18,942
but is Albion married to his first cousin?

706
00:39:20,485 --> 00:39:21,778
That's just fucking rude.

707
00:39:21,862 --> 00:39:23,906
That's the point. It's insults.

708
00:39:25,657 --> 00:39:26,657
[Larry] Go on.

709
00:39:28,243 --> 00:39:29,620
"The Sons of Albion."

710
00:39:30,495 --> 00:39:32,580
Because "Unfuckable White Men
with Daddy Issues"

711
00:39:32,664 --> 00:39:34,541
doesn't quite fit on a neck tattoo,
does it?

712
00:39:36,627 --> 00:39:37,628
Dear me.

713
00:39:39,713 --> 00:39:40,714
Oh.

714
00:39:41,840 --> 00:39:43,383
I guess you got what you wanted.

715
00:39:44,384 --> 00:39:45,552
A Muslim bombing.

716
00:39:46,595 --> 00:39:48,179
- [chuckles]
- [laughs]

717
00:39:48,263 --> 00:39:51,099
[imitates explosion sound]

718
00:39:51,183 --> 00:39:53,309
[Zeppo laughs] Now, that's good.

719
00:39:53,393 --> 00:39:55,646
That is good. More.

720
00:39:57,689 --> 00:39:59,899
The Sons of Albion:

721
00:39:59,983 --> 00:40:02,986
Saving Great Britain from the infidels
Monday to Thursday,

722
00:40:03,612 --> 00:40:05,864
but can't resist a good curry
on a Friday night.

723
00:40:05,948 --> 00:40:09,117
- [Larry laughs]
- [Zeppo laughs]

724
00:40:09,201 --> 00:40:10,702
- He's talking about us! [Laughs]
- [laughing]

725
00:40:10,786 --> 00:40:13,997
You know... Uh, you know there's
1.8 billion Muslims in the world?

726
00:40:14,081 --> 00:40:15,457
- [Larry] Yeah?
- He's on a roll. [Laughs]

727
00:40:15,541 --> 00:40:19,294
- You're gonna need a bigger van, mate.
- [laughing]

728
00:40:19,378 --> 00:40:21,296
Hey, do him.

729
00:40:21,380 --> 00:40:22,213
Do him.

730
00:40:22,297 --> 00:40:23,465
- Go on. Go on.
- Look at him.

731
00:40:23,549 --> 00:40:25,216
If he was any more inbred,
he'd be a sandwich.

732
00:40:25,300 --> 00:40:26,593
[laughs]

733
00:40:26,677 --> 00:40:29,387
Another one! Another one!
This guy! Another one!

734
00:40:29,471 --> 00:40:32,807
And this one, he's so dumb,
he's got a note in his underpants:

735
00:40:32,891 --> 00:40:34,058
"Wipe arse. Use paper."

736
00:40:34,142 --> 00:40:37,270
- [Larry laughs]
- [laughing] Hey!

737
00:40:37,354 --> 00:40:38,772
[laughing continues]

738
00:40:38,856 --> 00:40:40,356
You're fucking funny!

739
00:40:40,440 --> 00:40:42,484
He's laughing now! He's laughing...

740
00:40:42,568 --> 00:40:44,152
- God! [Laughs]
- [laughing]

741
00:40:44,236 --> 00:40:47,155
He's laughing now? [Laughs] He's laughing!

742
00:40:47,239 --> 00:40:49,616
[laughs loudly]

743
00:40:49,700 --> 00:40:50,868
[tires screech]

744
00:40:51,577 --> 00:40:52,744
[Zeppo] Ah, fuck!

745
00:40:53,996 --> 00:40:56,415
- [gasps]
- [gasps]

746
00:40:58,792 --> 00:41:00,710
[exhales deeply]

747
00:41:00,794 --> 00:41:02,921
[Curly chuckles, exhales sharply]

748
00:41:04,131 --> 00:41:05,132
Whew!

749
00:41:06,091 --> 00:41:07,217
[exhales sharply]

750
00:41:07,301 --> 00:41:09,761
Now that's fucking funny.
[inhales sharply]

751
00:41:09,845 --> 00:41:11,889
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