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MAN: Basically,
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some people are just better
at things than others.
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That's what coding makes you realize.
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The number seven is the number seven.
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If you call it the number eight,
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you don't actually make
it the number eight,
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you just embarrass yourself.
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Likewise, men are better
at invention than women.
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Just a fact.
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Now, this makes SJWs upset.
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They think there's
something wrong with the fact
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and they want to change it.
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But go to a Google search
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and type in "she invents"
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and it'll ask, "Did
you mean he invents?"
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Or it did until a year ago.
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You want to know why
there's an alt-right?
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Because Google just
changed its algorithm
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so the cucks wouldn't be offended
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that men invent...
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- and women barely contribute to soci...
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That's just one posting
flagged as problematic
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by my moderators.
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Here are...
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(groans)
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4,758 more.
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That's why I called you here today.
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Oh, and also I wanted to see
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what my new Midwest
law firm looked like.
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- (all laugh)
- We're glad to have you here, Mr. Gross.
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NEIL: Thanks, Diane.
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Not quite as many white faces
as at my other law firms.
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Um, I have a little gift for you guys.
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Here you go.
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(all laugh)
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Voilà.
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Uh, pass those around both directions.
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He misspelled my name.
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He's bringing in 86 million a year.
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I'll teach him how to spell your name.
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NEIL: Here is what I need.
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A term of service.
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I have two sites that have become
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like the Wild West of racism and sexism.
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My Facebook-like service
Chummy Friends and, uh, Scabbit.
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And here's a sample from that.
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- "Great, it's..."
- ... Black History Month.
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Gives all those porch monkeys an excuse
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to be more annoying than usual.
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NEIL: I'm sure you'll be
disgusted by what you find in here,
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but it's not just bad,
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it's also hurting my business.
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It scares off online advertising.
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So, you want us to come up with a code
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in order to delete certain posts?
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Yes, and which users should be banned.
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Now, look, Diane,
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this is not something I have
to worry about with the ACLU.
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I own these services.
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I can control them in any way I see fit.
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(whispering): I notice
only eyes for Diane.
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- Mm-hmm.
- We got to talk to her.
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- Make sure he's our client, too.
- Mm.
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NEIL: And now here's
the bad news for you.
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Disney is threatening to pull
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all of its advertising from my sites,
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so I need a TOS by 5:00 p.m. today.
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Ooh, ooh.
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So, I hope no one needs
to use the bathroom.
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(all laugh)
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You know what, one last thing.
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I love that this firm
is African-American.
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I look at all your faces and...
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(sighs)
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and I see hope.
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So, we should probably
split up into groups.
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No, let's divide up the posts.
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ADRIAN: Agreed. Everybody take a pile.
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Uh, let's have racist posts here,
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anti-Semitic right here,
and at the end up there
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- we'll have threatening posts.
- Uh, we might need another pile.
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What?
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- "I would love to see you..."
- ... Dead.
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Not because you're a feminist,
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but because you're an
enormous fucking bitch.
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- Misogynistic posts here.
- ADRIAN: All righty. Let's get to it.
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- (overlapping chatter)
- WOMAN: Oh, good God.
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This one is disgusting...
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Dad, I've been working
pretty hard lately,
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but, um, I'll try.
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- I have to go.
- Well, it's just been two weeks.
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I don't know how long
I'll be out on bail.
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But the problem is, I'm an associate.
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I don't control my own fate.
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Come by tonight. I'll
make Irish coffees.
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Okay. I will.
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I really have to go
now. Diane is calling me.
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See you tonight.
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"... Think we wouldn't chop
you up, too, and do the s..."
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Wait, stop. Read the whole thing again.
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- Read-read that again.
- Okay.
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"You're such a hypocrite."
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You chop up baby parts
and drop them in dumpsters.
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Why don't you think we
wouldn't chop you up, too,
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and do the same?
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It's politics.
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- It's a political point of view.
- LUCCA: No, it's a threat.
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He suggests he'll
chop up the respondent.
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No, he's saying why
shouldn't he chop her up?
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- He's pointing out the hypocrisy.
- LUCCA: Seriously?
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- He clearly means it as intimidating.
- It's the equivalent of me...
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taking your political thinking
to its logical conclusion.
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If you don't treat an
unborn baby as human,
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then why don't we not
treat you as human?
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Okay, why don't we vote on this?
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JULIUS: Excuse me. You're an
associate. I'm the partner.
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- MAN: Oh, come on, Julius.
- WOMAN: There's no reason to call rank.
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ADRIAN: Okay, wait,
wait. Let's compromise.
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Lucca, start a political pile.
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We'll-We'll decide on it later.
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Then should we vote on this one?
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Is this a threat?
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- "Here's a..."
- ... Thought experiment.
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If The Purge were real,
who would you set out to rape?
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For me, it'd be Zendaya.
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Threat. Clearly a threat.
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ADRIAN: Wait a second. He didn't
actually threaten to rape her.
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It seems to me he's
talking about a movie.
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Are you seriously defending this?
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No, I'm not defending this.
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I'm making a legal distinction
between a threat, a real threat,
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and a crude, misogynistic comment.
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You're saying the person has
to say, "I want to rape you"?
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ADRIAN: The person has to
say, "I am going to rape you."
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Everything else is protected speech.
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BARBARA: So, we can't do anything
about it if the person writes,
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"I want to" instead of "I'm going to."
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Actually, we can do anything we want.
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Mr. Gross owns these sites.
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He can legally set
whatever terms he wants.
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Yes, but the terms have to be fair.
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Okay, so, here we go.
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- "I want to..."
- ... Rape you.
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I want to come to your house and ra...
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If this were another century,
I could fuck you until you bl...
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The cucks could never admit
to wanting to rape you.
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BARBARA: These posts are
all from the same person.
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Directed at the same person?
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Yes. Ten posts about rape.
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So, shouldn't that person be banned?
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It's not just about threats.
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It's about continual harassment.
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Well, isn't the problem here
that we're thinking of censoring
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based on sensitivities and not content?
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Does that matter?
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I think it does.
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And if I'm attacked 50 times a day?
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Then I sympathize with you,
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but I don't think speech
should be judged by those
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who feel the most harmed.
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(Maia clears throat)
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- "I'm hoping they..."
- ... Find your address.
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I hope they cut off your nipples
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and rape you in a pool of blood.
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This is one of 50 posts
sent to my account.
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Uh, but that's about your
parents' scandal, right?
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My guess is yes,
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but sometimes they're so
busy discussing my rape
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that they, uh,
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they don't have time to
state their reasoning.
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I think we should vote on banning users
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who continually send harassing posts.
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- ADRIAN: Here's the problem for us.
- (cell phone vibrates)
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You know what continual means,
I know what continual means.
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How do we define it?
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There are people out
there who will quibble.
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DIANE: Yeah, but Mr. Gross
wants us to come up with a code.
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That's the bottom line. Otherwise,
we're just filing papers.
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Hey. What's up?
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COLIN: ... See you today.
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What? I can't hear you.
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I need to see you today at lunch.
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What color panties are you wearing?
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I don't know. I'm color blind.
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I was in a plea bargaining
session when I realized
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I sent someone to jail for 30 years
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because I hadn't gotten laid.
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You wanted to talk?
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Uh, y-yeah,
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I'll have to get back to you on that.
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Four hours.
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Sir, I just don't understand
why we're undercutting
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our most important case by
letting the suspect out on bail.
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Look at this salad.
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Are there any actually good salads?
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Chinese chicken salad?
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I mean, the cashews
and oranges are good,
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but the rest is just salad.
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Sir, as important as
this conversation is,
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the most hated man in
Illinois is out on bail.
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Why are you so concerned
about what Kresteva is doing?
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Because I think he's
hurting more important cases.
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He's trying to save Illinois money
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on these police brutality cases.
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So, if he makes
Reddick/Boseman an example,
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he scares off 20 other firms.
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If he has to let this Henry
Rindell guy out on bail
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to make his case, so be it.
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Yes, sir.
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Wait.
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This is what I can do.
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You've just been made
oversight head of...
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(sighs) whatever, we'll
figure out the title later.
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I want you to supervise
the Reddick/Boseman cases.
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- What? Why?
- Because you're obsessed.
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I'm harnessing your obsession.
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Report back to me on their progress.
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Will I have veto power?
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No. Oversight power.
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- What is that?
- It's like a drone without bombs.
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Why is it that whenever
I get a promotion,
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I feel like I'm being demoted?
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It's a good question.
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Tell me when you find out the answer.
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Seriously, we can't ban
every use of the N-word.
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Yes, you can.
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- The only question is how...
- Mm-mm. No, no.
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Every rap lyric on the planet
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would go out the window, Diane.
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What about Huckleberry Finn?
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Yes, that would be unfortunate.
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All those times Huckleberry
Finn is quoted in tweets.
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- JULIUS: Here's the problem.
- (chokes, several laugh)
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They did a study that showed
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that 50% of Twitter's misogyny
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was perpetrated by women.
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So, if we're banning
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misogynistic posts and racist posts...
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Uh, wait, I read that
study. It was bogus.
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Yeah, I did, too. It's
like they just counted
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the words "slut" and
"whore" as misogynistic.
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Right, and a lot of the women
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used the word "slut"
as in "slut-shaming."
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Which supports my contention.
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We need to be language neutral.
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Yeah, but that's not what you said.
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Yeah, I'm going.
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Who is that?
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00:10:37,824 --> 00:10:39,284
I'm bored.
253
00:10:40,509 --> 00:10:42,158
Teach me something.
254
00:10:46,974 --> 00:10:48,223
Come on, seriously.
255
00:10:48,248 --> 00:10:49,463
Teach me how to do your job.
256
00:10:49,488 --> 00:10:51,282
I could be an investigator.
257
00:10:53,493 --> 00:10:56,282
What's that? Why are you
doing that to the photos?
258
00:10:56,383 --> 00:11:00,250
Measuring the distance between
the shell casing and the body.
259
00:11:01,873 --> 00:11:03,883
God, this one's grisly.
260
00:11:04,833 --> 00:11:07,622
Have you ever seen a
dead body in person?
261
00:11:07,877 --> 00:11:09,216
Yes.
262
00:11:09,241 --> 00:11:11,176
- How many?
- Six.
263
00:11:11,201 --> 00:11:12,672
I've seen 12.
264
00:11:13,131 --> 00:11:15,002
Suicide bomb on a bus.
265
00:11:15,003 --> 00:11:17,522
I got to the scene just afterwards.
266
00:11:17,881 --> 00:11:20,139
It's weird how normal it was.
267
00:11:20,717 --> 00:11:22,809
- Can be.
- Except for the kid.
268
00:11:22,834 --> 00:11:25,014
There was a baby in a stroller.
269
00:11:28,388 --> 00:11:30,896
Okay, what do you want to know?
270
00:11:31,443 --> 00:11:33,678
- How do you become an investigator?
- Get a license.
271
00:11:33,703 --> 00:11:35,264
I can't investigate
unless I have a license?
272
00:11:35,289 --> 00:11:37,160
Well, you can, but you'll get caught.
273
00:11:37,185 --> 00:11:39,228
God, that's what's killing
initiative in this country.
274
00:11:39,253 --> 00:11:40,420
Everything needs a license.
275
00:11:40,445 --> 00:11:42,977
Well, you can always assist
a licensed investigator.
276
00:11:43,002 --> 00:11:44,121
Like you?
277
00:11:44,146 --> 00:11:45,889
No, no, that's not what I'm saying.
278
00:11:45,914 --> 00:11:47,443
- But you said it.
- No.
279
00:11:47,468 --> 00:11:49,178
I said, in the abstract...
280
00:11:49,203 --> 00:11:51,662
Um, Maia Rindell, please.
281
00:11:51,873 --> 00:11:53,975
Yeah, she's in there. Hang on.
282
00:11:56,261 --> 00:11:58,545
MAN: Are they American citizens?
283
00:12:08,504 --> 00:12:10,904
- What?
- Has your dad called you?
284
00:12:11,118 --> 00:12:12,475
Why?
285
00:12:13,576 --> 00:12:15,327
God, look at you.
286
00:12:15,476 --> 00:12:18,166
- You hate me.
- You're trying to destroy my dad.
287
00:12:18,279 --> 00:12:20,067
- How should I look?
- I'm not destroying Henry.
288
00:12:20,092 --> 00:12:22,252
I'm just trying to keep
him from destroying me.
289
00:12:22,490 --> 00:12:24,154
And you. I'm not the enemy here.
290
00:12:24,179 --> 00:12:25,396
You turned evidence.
291
00:12:25,421 --> 00:12:27,975
Because your dad was doing the same.
292
00:12:29,309 --> 00:12:30,888
Okay, good.
293
00:12:30,913 --> 00:12:33,176
We talked. We understand each other.
294
00:12:33,201 --> 00:12:34,215
- You should go.
- Maia,
295
00:12:34,240 --> 00:12:35,832
your dad is gonna call
you in the next day or two
296
00:12:35,833 --> 00:12:37,623
and ask you to meet him to talk.
297
00:12:38,685 --> 00:12:39,938
Just the two of you.
298
00:12:39,963 --> 00:12:42,832
He'll try to make it sound
casual... drinks or something.
299
00:12:42,833 --> 00:12:45,592
If he does that, say no.
300
00:12:46,138 --> 00:12:48,438
- Why?
- He'll be wearing a wire.
301
00:12:49,963 --> 00:12:51,752
He'll try to get you to
say something incriminating
302
00:12:51,753 --> 00:12:54,332
about me, about this firm.
303
00:12:54,333 --> 00:12:56,184
Maybe even about yourself.
304
00:12:58,564 --> 00:12:59,778
Why do I trust you?
305
00:12:59,803 --> 00:13:01,617
Because I'm your uncle,
and I'm on your side.
306
00:13:01,642 --> 00:13:03,888
(laughs)
307
00:13:04,786 --> 00:13:09,614
My uncle, who is sleeping with my mom.
308
00:13:10,739 --> 00:13:12,278
Is that what Lenore said?
309
00:13:12,303 --> 00:13:14,278
I walked in on you two.
310
00:13:15,708 --> 00:13:18,035
- I've got to get back to work.
- Say no, Maia.
311
00:13:18,402 --> 00:13:20,027
If your dad calls to talk to you,
312
00:13:20,052 --> 00:13:21,621
tell him you can't meet.
313
00:13:35,540 --> 00:13:36,870
(sighs)
314
00:13:49,873 --> 00:13:51,433
- Yeah, ready?
- (phone ringing)
315
00:13:51,458 --> 00:13:53,120
Hold on. Whoa, whoa.
316
00:13:57,289 --> 00:13:58,408
Hello?
317
00:13:58,433 --> 00:14:00,667
Dad, uh... (clears throat) I've...
318
00:14:00,692 --> 00:14:02,488
I can't do tonight, sorry.
319
00:14:02,513 --> 00:14:04,284
Oh. Why not?
320
00:14:04,417 --> 00:14:06,728
- Work.
- Well, then, maybe I'll come to you.
321
00:14:06,753 --> 00:14:08,457
No, no.
322
00:14:08,613 --> 00:14:10,292
Not tonight.
323
00:14:10,293 --> 00:14:12,644
Let me see if I can
arrange another night.
324
00:14:12,692 --> 00:14:15,519
Maia, please, we need to talk.
325
00:14:17,544 --> 00:14:18,753
Tell me on the phone.
326
00:14:18,778 --> 00:14:21,062
No, it's better if we do it in person.
327
00:14:21,806 --> 00:14:23,304
Tomorrow night.
328
00:14:25,021 --> 00:14:27,156
Let me see what I can do.
329
00:14:28,873 --> 00:14:30,445
Love you.
330
00:14:47,393 --> 00:14:49,423
You know what the worry is.
331
00:14:49,448 --> 00:14:51,369
Our rules are gonna be
used for political ends.
332
00:14:51,394 --> 00:14:53,395
We have simply been asked to
create a civil atmosphere...
333
00:14:53,420 --> 00:14:55,605
No, we've been asked
to create fair rules
334
00:14:55,630 --> 00:14:56,669
for expelling members.
335
00:14:56,694 --> 00:14:58,455
If all of those members
are conservative...
336
00:14:58,480 --> 00:15:00,603
- They aren't all conservative.
- Yes, they are.
337
00:15:00,628 --> 00:15:02,547
Every example we've used is about
338
00:15:02,572 --> 00:15:04,541
passionate pro-lifers intimidating
339
00:15:04,566 --> 00:15:05,698
poor, helpless little pro-choicers.
340
00:15:05,723 --> 00:15:08,166
That's because the intimidation
is coming from the right.
341
00:15:08,191 --> 00:15:10,042
Well, the censorship
is coming from the left!
342
00:15:10,067 --> 00:15:12,987
(all talking at once)
343
00:15:13,034 --> 00:15:15,135
_
344
00:15:15,160 --> 00:15:17,909
(all continue talking over each other)
345
00:15:17,934 --> 00:15:20,002
No, but I have a... could I...
346
00:15:20,003 --> 00:15:22,916
Guys? Guys. Could I
please say something?
347
00:15:23,003 --> 00:15:25,175
Okay, the problem here is
348
00:15:25,200 --> 00:15:27,962
and always will be context, right?
349
00:15:27,963 --> 00:15:30,588
I mean, we can't create
one-size-fits-all rules,
350
00:15:30,613 --> 00:15:33,963
so what we need is an appeal process.
351
00:15:34,330 --> 00:15:35,486
Keep going.
352
00:15:35,511 --> 00:15:38,211
Well, say someone harasses
more than 13 times,
353
00:15:38,213 --> 00:15:39,940
or threatens more than twice.
354
00:15:39,965 --> 00:15:43,048
They are kept from posting
any more until a panel...
355
00:15:43,073 --> 00:15:44,690
reviews their work.
356
00:15:44,715 --> 00:15:46,268
Then the person is given the chance
357
00:15:46,293 --> 00:15:49,260
to defend him or herself.
358
00:15:50,299 --> 00:15:52,057
Can we agree on that?
359
00:15:53,537 --> 00:15:55,126
Julius?
360
00:15:55,408 --> 00:15:56,872
- Yes.
- ADRIAN: Good.
361
00:15:56,873 --> 00:16:00,385
So we just kicked our problem
down the road to an appeal process.
362
00:16:01,127 --> 00:16:02,649
Doesn't it feel good?
363
00:16:02,674 --> 00:16:05,388
♪ Work for that money get
that money for the work ♪
364
00:16:05,413 --> 00:16:06,784
♪ Then I spit the hottest verse ♪
365
00:16:06,808 --> 00:16:08,307
♪ When I'm flying around the Earth ♪
366
00:16:08,332 --> 00:16:11,119
♪ Cash in hand I'll
turn a penny to a grand ♪
367
00:16:11,144 --> 00:16:14,658
♪ When I'm ready, I'm-a land
rockin' steady for my fans ♪
368
00:16:15,182 --> 00:16:17,348
_
369
00:16:17,373 --> 00:16:20,501
♪ Tuck my Benjamins,
yeah I'll be NNM... ♪
370
00:16:20,526 --> 00:16:22,596
Ho, ho, ho.
371
00:16:23,935 --> 00:16:25,885
This is gonna be fun.
372
00:16:26,457 --> 00:16:28,260
♪ Do another show... ♪
373
00:16:33,917 --> 00:16:37,197
So come on in. Um, have a seat.
374
00:16:41,292 --> 00:16:43,042
Sorry,
375
00:16:43,067 --> 00:16:45,597
they still haven't
delivered my furniture.
376
00:16:45,622 --> 00:16:48,558
Oh, well, that's okay.
377
00:16:51,000 --> 00:16:52,908
(chuckles)
378
00:16:52,933 --> 00:16:55,925
Feels like we should have
barbecue and franks here. (laughs)
379
00:16:57,041 --> 00:16:59,550
My dad called. Um...
380
00:16:59,722 --> 00:17:03,118
he wanted to meet,
alone, without a lawyer.
381
00:17:03,143 --> 00:17:05,877
Okay, well, that's not
necessarily anything.
382
00:17:05,902 --> 00:17:11,058
My uncle Jax, he warned me
that my dad would wear a wire.
383
00:17:13,222 --> 00:17:15,665
Could you, um, reach up there
384
00:17:15,690 --> 00:17:17,862
and hand me that pad there?
385
00:17:22,822 --> 00:17:26,280
Oh, so, this just happened?
386
00:17:26,281 --> 00:17:28,327
Uh, yeah, yeah, today.
387
00:17:28,352 --> 00:17:31,360
My dad, he wanted to meet
tonight, but I said I couldn't.
388
00:17:31,385 --> 00:17:33,531
- Good girl.
- DEVICE VOICE: Playing "Goodie"...
389
00:17:33,556 --> 00:17:34,774
- ... by Good Girl.
- (music starts)
390
00:17:34,799 --> 00:17:36,124
No. Stop.
391
00:17:36,149 --> 00:17:38,219
- Ada, stop.
- (music continues)
392
00:17:38,244 --> 00:17:40,860
Sorry, it's this thing Fantasia got me.
393
00:17:40,885 --> 00:17:43,750
- (loudly): Ada, stop playing!
- ADA: Volume up.
394
00:17:43,775 --> 00:17:46,414
(music continues)
395
00:17:46,439 --> 00:17:48,774
(loudly): Go ahead, it wears itself out.
396
00:17:48,799 --> 00:17:51,378
- (loudly): What should I do?
- Well...
397
00:17:51,403 --> 00:17:53,868
I know what I want you to do,
398
00:17:53,893 --> 00:17:56,001
but you may not want to.
399
00:17:56,026 --> 00:17:57,704
- What?
- (music stops)
400
00:17:57,729 --> 00:17:59,172
Uh, I said I know what I want you to do.
401
00:17:59,197 --> 00:18:00,844
No, no, no, I heard that. Um...
402
00:18:00,869 --> 00:18:02,930
What do you want me to do?
403
00:18:02,955 --> 00:18:05,485
Feed him false information.
404
00:18:06,993 --> 00:18:09,818
Do you know who Travis Leopold is?
405
00:18:10,476 --> 00:18:12,771
- No.
- He's a real estate magnate...
406
00:18:12,796 --> 00:18:15,258
with $8 million in
business at your law firm.
407
00:18:15,283 --> 00:18:18,086
- I never heard of him.
- Because I just made him up.
408
00:18:19,399 --> 00:18:21,728
If your dad asks about your business,
409
00:18:21,753 --> 00:18:23,110
act worried.
410
00:18:23,135 --> 00:18:24,711
He'll ask you why you're worried.
411
00:18:24,736 --> 00:18:27,025
You tell him you can't talk about it.
412
00:18:27,050 --> 00:18:30,390
If he lets it go, he's
not wearing a wire.
413
00:18:30,415 --> 00:18:32,282
But if he pushes you,
414
00:18:33,195 --> 00:18:35,975
tell him Adrian Boseman
backdated earnings
415
00:18:36,000 --> 00:18:38,415
for Mr. Leopold to
help him with his taxes.
416
00:18:38,440 --> 00:18:41,329
And Mr. Leopold gifted your firm
417
00:18:41,354 --> 00:18:45,993
with a bonus of $800,000.
418
00:18:49,360 --> 00:18:50,728
I can't do that.
419
00:18:50,729 --> 00:18:52,438
Yeah, yeah.
420
00:18:52,463 --> 00:18:56,165
That's why I said you
might not want to do it.
421
00:18:56,399 --> 00:18:59,524
I mean, the other option
is don't see your dad.
422
00:18:59,725 --> 00:19:01,665
Okay, um...
423
00:19:04,266 --> 00:19:05,975
Oh. Here we go.
424
00:19:06,000 --> 00:19:07,460
Thank you.
425
00:19:09,196 --> 00:19:12,424
Oh, uh, but if you do do it,
426
00:19:12,449 --> 00:19:14,197
record it.
427
00:19:14,625 --> 00:19:18,624
Just turn on your iPhone
and, uh... (clicks tongue)
428
00:19:18,859 --> 00:19:20,752
hit "record."
429
00:19:29,041 --> 00:19:31,040
Wanna have dinner
with me tomorrow night?
430
00:19:31,324 --> 00:19:32,874
Dinner...
431
00:19:33,199 --> 00:19:35,199
or dinner dinner?
432
00:19:35,801 --> 00:19:37,937
You'll have to explain the difference.
433
00:19:38,312 --> 00:19:40,131
Dinner is fucking.
434
00:19:40,156 --> 00:19:43,257
Dinner dinner is a date, then fucking.
435
00:19:43,704 --> 00:19:47,156
Mm, okay. Dinner dinner.
436
00:19:52,156 --> 00:19:53,646
No.
437
00:19:56,189 --> 00:19:58,521
Hi, I'm Felix Staples.
438
00:19:58,813 --> 00:20:01,232
My heroes are Christopher Hitchens,
439
00:20:01,257 --> 00:20:03,349
Wyndham Lewis, Andrew Brietbart,
440
00:20:03,374 --> 00:20:05,787
Yitzhak Rabin, and Lil' Kim.
441
00:20:07,213 --> 00:20:09,248
Hello, Mr. Staples.
442
00:20:09,273 --> 00:20:10,873
We've been appointed
to hear your appeal.
443
00:20:10,898 --> 00:20:12,404
Great. Mind if I stand?
444
00:20:12,429 --> 00:20:14,623
I... please do.
445
00:20:16,346 --> 00:20:18,712
Who did you vote for
in the last election?
446
00:20:18,859 --> 00:20:20,540
- Excuse me?
- Who did you vote for for president?
447
00:20:20,565 --> 00:20:22,048
- I'm not gonna answer that.
- Why not?
448
00:20:22,073 --> 00:20:23,693
It's irrelevant.
449
00:20:25,564 --> 00:20:28,863
Really? Your politics
are irrelevant to this?
450
00:20:29,488 --> 00:20:34,019
Mr. Boseman, you gave
$8,564 to Hillary Clinton.
451
00:20:34,044 --> 00:20:35,733
Diane Lockhart, you gave...
452
00:20:35,758 --> 00:20:37,483
- Where'd you get that?
- Public records.
453
00:20:37,508 --> 00:20:41,152
$18,860 to Hillary.
454
00:20:41,177 --> 00:20:43,037
Barbara Kolstad,
455
00:20:43,062 --> 00:20:45,770
you gave $23,000 to,
456
00:20:45,795 --> 00:20:48,123
wait, let me check... hmm,
want to get this right.
457
00:20:48,148 --> 00:20:50,507
- Hmm. Hillary.
- What about me?
458
00:20:50,983 --> 00:20:52,054
What about you?
459
00:20:52,079 --> 00:20:54,204
- How much money did I give to Trump?
- I don't know.
460
00:20:54,229 --> 00:20:55,413
I didn't check your contribution
461
00:20:55,438 --> 00:20:56,918
'cause it doesn't fit my narrative.
462
00:20:56,943 --> 00:20:58,562
Ah. (chuckles)
463
00:20:58,587 --> 00:20:59,676
$7,500.
464
00:20:59,701 --> 00:21:01,218
Great. Write your own narrative.
465
00:21:01,243 --> 00:21:03,663
Mine is that I'm a martyr
466
00:21:03,688 --> 00:21:05,601
to your political correctness.
467
00:21:05,626 --> 00:21:07,523
- Maybe not yours.
- I win.
468
00:21:08,729 --> 00:21:11,189
I guessed you would say
"political correctness"
469
00:21:11,214 --> 00:21:14,048
- within the first five minutes.
- Well, that was almost funny.
470
00:21:14,073 --> 00:21:16,744
You know, you're in an
unfortunate position to be funny
471
00:21:16,769 --> 00:21:20,072
because you're all
Tom and Katie Buellers.
472
00:21:20,165 --> 00:21:21,315
Who is Tom Bueller?
473
00:21:21,340 --> 00:21:22,923
They're the parents in Ferris Bueller.
474
00:21:22,948 --> 00:21:24,439
Nobody likes the parents.
475
00:21:24,464 --> 00:21:26,203
Everybody likes me. Right?
476
00:21:26,228 --> 00:21:28,166
The funny guy. The guy who doesn't care.
477
00:21:28,191 --> 00:21:29,478
Good to know, Mr. Staples.
478
00:21:29,503 --> 00:21:31,695
Is that your appeal, that you're funny?
479
00:21:31,720 --> 00:21:34,580
In part, but first I'd like
to know why you banned me.
480
00:21:34,605 --> 00:21:37,374
Well, let's start with
your anti-Semitic posting.
481
00:21:37,399 --> 00:21:39,528
(exhales) Okay, let's do it.
482
00:21:40,298 --> 00:21:42,079
"When I read your posts..."
483
00:21:42,120 --> 00:21:44,823
... Sometimes I think we
need a surgical holocaust.
484
00:21:44,848 --> 00:21:47,556
Just kill the irritating Jews.
485
00:21:51,073 --> 00:21:53,589
- Yes?
- It's your appeal, not ours.
486
00:21:53,614 --> 00:21:55,440
Well, I'm Jewish, circumcised.
487
00:21:55,465 --> 00:21:57,440
I can show you right now.
488
00:21:58,112 --> 00:22:00,986
Uh, I was arguing with another Jew
489
00:22:01,011 --> 00:22:02,892
who criticized Netanyahu
490
00:22:02,917 --> 00:22:05,495
and wanted to paste happy face stickers
491
00:22:05,520 --> 00:22:07,358
on all the Palestinian faces.
492
00:22:07,359 --> 00:22:08,988
So I said what I knew would hurt him.
493
00:22:08,989 --> 00:22:10,183
JULIUS: Are you arguing that
494
00:22:10,208 --> 00:22:12,418
someone who's Jewish
can't be anti-Semitic?
495
00:22:12,443 --> 00:22:14,964
No. I'm arguing my post was political
496
00:22:14,989 --> 00:22:16,238
and not anti-Semitic.
497
00:22:16,263 --> 00:22:17,667
Right? I-I could've written
498
00:22:17,692 --> 00:22:19,722
"With all due respect,
sir, I disagree with you."
499
00:22:19,747 --> 00:22:21,246
Sure, but that wouldn't have hurt him.
500
00:22:21,271 --> 00:22:23,074
- And I wanted to hurt him.
- Physically?
501
00:22:23,099 --> 00:22:25,362
No, I wanted to make him to cry.
502
00:22:25,683 --> 00:22:28,746
I want to make him cry for
his poor dead ancestors...
503
00:22:28,771 --> 00:22:30,753
slaughtered by anti-Semites.
504
00:22:30,778 --> 00:22:34,040
I understand you want to make
yourself the victim here, Mr. Staples,
505
00:22:34,065 --> 00:22:36,151
but you are a leader of the alt-right.
506
00:22:36,176 --> 00:22:39,011
The alt-right, ma'am,
hates gays, don't they?
507
00:22:39,036 --> 00:22:41,542
- Well, for the most part.
- They hate gay marriage,
508
00:22:41,567 --> 00:22:43,315
they're religious, they're conservative,
509
00:22:43,340 --> 00:22:45,509
and yet, I... do...
510
00:22:46,159 --> 00:22:47,761
Damian?
511
00:22:48,054 --> 00:22:49,909
I didn't want to have to...
512
00:22:50,993 --> 00:22:53,414
Damian is a gay prostitute
513
00:22:53,439 --> 00:22:55,430
whom I paid $50
514
00:22:55,455 --> 00:22:57,179
to blow me right now.
515
00:22:57,204 --> 00:22:59,117
- Okay. All right.
- Too good of a deal to pass up.
516
00:22:59,119 --> 00:23:00,733
- Told you I was Jewish.
- All right, all right.
517
00:23:00,758 --> 00:23:02,619
- You made your point.
- Who's the conservative?
518
00:23:02,644 --> 00:23:04,226
Who's the homophobe, sir?
519
00:23:04,251 --> 00:23:05,658
Not me.
520
00:23:05,683 --> 00:23:09,047
Look, I would... I'd be a heterosexual
in a second, if I could be,
521
00:23:09,072 --> 00:23:10,494
but I'm willing to be fellated
522
00:23:10,519 --> 00:23:11,915
in front of this panel
523
00:23:11,940 --> 00:23:13,650
because I believe in America.
524
00:23:13,675 --> 00:23:14,767
- Damien!
- ADRIAN: Okay.
525
00:23:14,768 --> 00:23:17,627
♪ Mine eyes have seen the glory ♪
- All right.
526
00:23:17,705 --> 00:23:20,860
♪ Of the coming of the Lord ♪
527
00:23:20,885 --> 00:23:22,595
♪ He has trampled ev... ♪
528
00:23:25,319 --> 00:23:27,493
God, talk about a piece of work.
529
00:23:27,518 --> 00:23:30,424
He's looking for publicity,
he's trying to provoke us.
530
00:23:30,529 --> 00:23:33,018
So, we don't engage.
531
00:23:33,043 --> 00:23:34,315
- We stick to his posts.
- (phone vibrates)
532
00:23:34,340 --> 00:23:35,713
See, if we debate politics,
533
00:23:35,738 --> 00:23:37,086
- we lose.
- _
534
00:23:37,111 --> 00:23:38,858
He's trying to make
it about us, you see.
535
00:23:38,859 --> 00:23:40,416
(knocks on door)
536
00:23:43,870 --> 00:23:45,369
(door opens)
537
00:23:46,155 --> 00:23:47,248
What do you need?
538
00:23:47,273 --> 00:23:49,773
Uh, I know we have another
session tomorrow, but I just...
539
00:23:49,798 --> 00:23:51,998
I want to apologize ahead of time.
540
00:23:52,023 --> 00:23:53,374
For?
541
00:23:53,609 --> 00:23:55,438
People on the interwebs
542
00:23:55,439 --> 00:23:58,304
might have nasty things
to say about you guys,
543
00:23:58,329 --> 00:24:00,399
I just want you to know, I
have nothing to do with it.
544
00:24:00,439 --> 00:24:01,939
Good to know.
545
00:24:02,664 --> 00:24:04,577
You remind me of my mom.
546
00:24:05,352 --> 00:24:07,163
She was a school teacher.
547
00:24:07,288 --> 00:24:09,422
And she taught me...
548
00:24:09,447 --> 00:24:11,311
to love my fellow man,
549
00:24:11,336 --> 00:24:14,773
and if we all just hug our enemies,
550
00:24:14,943 --> 00:24:17,874
(fake crying): peace
would last 1,000 years.
551
00:24:19,525 --> 00:24:20,778
So this is rebellion?
552
00:24:20,803 --> 00:24:23,341
No, this is having a laugh.
553
00:24:23,540 --> 00:24:25,749
You don't smile enough, Mrs. Lockhart.
554
00:24:25,774 --> 00:24:27,896
You need to get more joy out of life.
555
00:24:28,528 --> 00:24:30,466
Bye, Mom.
556
00:24:38,362 --> 00:24:39,892
- Marissa?
- Yeah.
557
00:24:39,917 --> 00:24:41,041
Check the Chummy sites
558
00:24:41,066 --> 00:24:43,510
for any new comments
on our firm, or on us.
559
00:24:43,535 --> 00:24:45,424
- Sure. What are we looking for?
- Threats.
560
00:24:45,449 --> 00:24:47,666
- Harassment.
- No problem.
561
00:24:48,095 --> 00:24:49,745
Oh, Diane?
562
00:24:51,057 --> 00:24:52,479
You mean like,
563
00:24:52,504 --> 00:24:53,604
"Is it considered rape..."
564
00:24:53,629 --> 00:24:56,237
... If you rape a female lawyer?
565
00:24:57,081 --> 00:24:58,463
Tell me, Ms. Lockhart,
566
00:24:58,488 --> 00:25:02,276
could you get me off if
I raped a female lawyer?
567
00:25:07,614 --> 00:25:09,231
And here's another.
568
00:25:09,731 --> 00:25:11,452
Ugh, and two more.
569
00:25:11,477 --> 00:25:13,307
Do you want me to forward these to you?
570
00:25:15,030 --> 00:25:17,145
Uh, yes, please.
571
00:25:20,859 --> 00:25:22,247
(computer chimes)
572
00:25:24,091 --> 00:25:26,817
MAN: Yes, I hope you get
raped, but for legal purposes,
573
00:25:26,842 --> 00:25:29,200
I do not intend to rape you myself.
574
00:25:31,943 --> 00:25:33,315
(computer chimes)
575
00:25:35,315 --> 00:25:38,074
(computer chiming)
576
00:25:38,099 --> 00:25:41,179
(chiming quickly)
577
00:25:46,439 --> 00:25:48,189
(chiming stops)
578
00:25:57,200 --> 00:25:58,489
(indistinct conversation)
579
00:25:58,514 --> 00:26:00,648
They know to keep it under 13 posts.
580
00:26:00,673 --> 00:26:02,177
- What?
- The alt-righters.
581
00:26:02,202 --> 00:26:04,231
They've been sending us harassing posts.
582
00:26:04,256 --> 00:26:06,723
And each person has only sent 12.
583
00:26:07,380 --> 00:26:09,341
- And how do they know to do that?
- DIANE: I don't know.
584
00:26:09,366 --> 00:26:11,989
The rules were discussed
in private session.
585
00:26:13,727 --> 00:26:15,200
Did someone leak?
586
00:26:16,411 --> 00:26:18,044
- Jay?
- I'll do what I can,
587
00:26:18,069 --> 00:26:19,489
but these alt-right guys,
588
00:26:19,514 --> 00:26:22,481
my guess is they're not
gonna want to talk to me.
589
00:26:39,826 --> 00:26:41,544
What are you doing?
590
00:26:45,602 --> 00:26:47,101
Mm.
591
00:26:47,126 --> 00:26:49,140
I was surprised to get your text.
592
00:26:49,165 --> 00:26:51,184
- It's been forever.
- Yeah.
593
00:26:55,120 --> 00:26:57,895
Do they have hummus
here, or is it just chips?
594
00:26:57,920 --> 00:26:58,981
What?
595
00:26:59,006 --> 00:27:01,055
Uh, do they have real food
here, or is it just drinks?
596
00:27:01,080 --> 00:27:03,120
I'm on this detox.
597
00:27:04,328 --> 00:27:06,096
I mean, if you eat eight chips,
598
00:27:06,121 --> 00:27:07,818
that's 142 calories.
599
00:27:07,819 --> 00:27:10,265
Uh, I-I don't know.
600
00:27:10,290 --> 00:27:11,643
(chuckles)
601
00:27:13,504 --> 00:27:14,889
And everyone goes on about
602
00:27:14,914 --> 00:27:17,041
how healthy guacamole is.
603
00:27:17,066 --> 00:27:18,253
What?
604
00:27:19,029 --> 00:27:20,188
Hey.
605
00:27:20,729 --> 00:27:23,284
- How are you doing?
- Good, how are you?
606
00:27:23,309 --> 00:27:24,335
Good.
607
00:27:24,360 --> 00:27:25,399
Hey, man.
608
00:27:25,610 --> 00:27:27,083
Oh, this is Zack.
609
00:27:27,116 --> 00:27:29,030
- Hey.
- Hey, Zack, nice to meet you. Colin.
610
00:27:29,069 --> 00:27:31,167
Yeah, you too. Good grip. Pfft.
611
00:27:31,508 --> 00:27:32,797
Where do you work out?
612
00:27:32,822 --> 00:27:34,811
Uh... I... nowhere.
613
00:27:34,836 --> 00:27:37,078
I just, uh... it's just
some weights at home.
614
00:27:37,103 --> 00:27:39,569
Oh. If you want to get serious,
615
00:27:39,594 --> 00:27:40,859
here's my card.
616
00:27:40,884 --> 00:27:42,228
- Serious?
- Yeah.
617
00:27:42,229 --> 00:27:43,312
Uh, thanks.
618
00:27:43,337 --> 00:27:44,470
How do you two know each other?
619
00:27:44,495 --> 00:27:46,288
Oh, I'm Lucca's personal trainer.
620
00:27:46,313 --> 00:27:47,652
- Really?
- Mm-hmm.
621
00:27:47,677 --> 00:27:50,223
- Well, you're doing a great job.
- (laughs)
622
00:27:50,286 --> 00:27:52,535
Anyway, I should, uh, I should head out.
623
00:27:52,560 --> 00:27:54,079
Uh, hey, have a good evening.
624
00:27:54,104 --> 00:27:55,422
Yeah, you too.
625
00:27:56,412 --> 00:27:57,711
He's a nice guy.
626
00:27:57,736 --> 00:27:59,207
What's his story?
627
00:28:01,863 --> 00:28:02,893
Huh?
628
00:28:02,918 --> 00:28:05,149
You seem distracted tonight.
629
00:28:26,737 --> 00:28:27,937
(sighs)
630
00:28:29,507 --> 00:28:32,304
(swing music playing from house)
631
00:28:33,122 --> 00:28:36,609
(indistinct chatter, laughter)
632
00:28:36,634 --> 00:28:39,549
♪ Oh, don't know why I've waited ♪
633
00:28:39,574 --> 00:28:41,613
♪ 'Cause I'm feeling blue... ♪
634
00:28:42,561 --> 00:28:44,620
LENORE: Maia! Look who's here.
635
00:28:44,645 --> 00:28:46,552
- Maia, darling.
- Oh.
636
00:28:46,577 --> 00:28:47,703
What's going on?
637
00:28:47,728 --> 00:28:50,076
Oh, your dad was feeling
blue, so last minute,
638
00:28:50,101 --> 00:28:51,770
I threw him a party.
639
00:28:51,899 --> 00:28:53,030
Did Dad call you?
640
00:28:53,055 --> 00:28:54,287
Yeah, yesterday.
641
00:28:54,312 --> 00:28:55,494
Henry, look who's here, Maia.
642
00:28:55,519 --> 00:28:57,598
Oh, my God, I missed you.
643
00:28:58,110 --> 00:28:59,230
Ah, come on in.
644
00:28:59,255 --> 00:29:01,275
I'm helping the caterers make pizzas.
645
00:29:02,082 --> 00:29:03,640
Aw, thank you.
646
00:29:03,840 --> 00:29:05,807
He's been missing you.
647
00:29:06,655 --> 00:29:08,065
Come, come, come.
648
00:29:09,494 --> 00:29:11,416
♪ Taught me to be true ♪
649
00:29:11,973 --> 00:29:14,352
♪ I hope and pray for someone ♪
650
00:29:14,377 --> 00:29:16,270
- ♪ Exactly like you... ♪
- (phone beeps)
651
00:29:17,819 --> 00:29:19,960
- HENRY: Look at you two here.
- (chuckles)
652
00:29:19,985 --> 00:29:22,154
I was just saying how
much I missed us...
653
00:29:22,179 --> 00:29:24,122
- Mm.
- ... being together.
654
00:29:24,161 --> 00:29:26,537
Mm. Yeah.
655
00:29:26,723 --> 00:29:29,136
Bora Bora, we need to go back.
656
00:29:29,161 --> 00:29:31,160
(all chuckle)
657
00:29:31,655 --> 00:29:33,887
The Pauls are-are
getting ready to leave.
658
00:29:33,912 --> 00:29:36,124
- Oh, I'll get an Uber.
- Yeah.
659
00:29:36,149 --> 00:29:37,673
They're too drunk.
660
00:29:37,698 --> 00:29:39,068
(Henry chuckles)
661
00:29:41,082 --> 00:29:42,361
How are you, Maia?
662
00:29:42,386 --> 00:29:43,888
Good. (soft chuckle)
663
00:29:44,451 --> 00:29:45,740
You seem happy, Dad.
664
00:29:45,765 --> 00:29:46,785
Yeah, yeah,
665
00:29:46,810 --> 00:29:48,399
I guess I am. I mean,
this is the first time
666
00:29:48,424 --> 00:29:50,043
I've felt normal in weeks.
667
00:29:50,068 --> 00:29:51,729
Mm-hmm, yeah.
668
00:29:51,754 --> 00:29:53,241
Oh, me too.
669
00:29:53,600 --> 00:29:55,969
- Feels like when I was eight.
- Mm-hmm.
670
00:29:57,130 --> 00:29:58,920
And work is going well?
671
00:30:00,864 --> 00:30:02,837
It is. Mm.
672
00:30:05,869 --> 00:30:07,914
You seemed a little worried at dinner.
673
00:30:07,939 --> 00:30:09,269
Nothing wrong?
674
00:30:11,938 --> 00:30:13,317
Nothing, no.
675
00:30:13,594 --> 00:30:16,278
I mean, work is... (clicks tongue) work.
676
00:30:16,303 --> 00:30:17,816
Yeah.
677
00:30:17,989 --> 00:30:20,067
I mean, anything you want to talk about?
678
00:30:20,870 --> 00:30:22,290
No.
679
00:30:23,638 --> 00:30:25,855
I mean, come on, it's your dad.
680
00:30:25,880 --> 00:30:27,210
(chuckles)
681
00:30:29,951 --> 00:30:31,722
You can tell me anything.
682
00:30:42,233 --> 00:30:43,630
It's just...
683
00:30:44,563 --> 00:30:47,334
I can never quite tell
where that line is, you know?
684
00:30:47,359 --> 00:30:50,398
Between the legal and the illegal.
685
00:30:53,702 --> 00:30:55,240
What issue?
686
00:30:59,479 --> 00:31:01,059
(beeps)
687
00:31:04,222 --> 00:31:05,631
(Maia sighs)
688
00:31:05,753 --> 00:31:07,382
He asked you about work?
689
00:31:07,561 --> 00:31:10,290
Yeah, but it might've just
been, you know, talking.
690
00:31:10,315 --> 00:31:13,805
Just... I don't know, being a dad. I...
691
00:31:14,474 --> 00:31:15,763
I hate this.
692
00:31:15,788 --> 00:31:17,718
I know. I'm sorry.
693
00:31:18,400 --> 00:31:20,652
Did you tell him about Travis Leopold?
694
00:31:21,437 --> 00:31:22,740
Yeah.
695
00:31:26,729 --> 00:31:27,931
Yeah.
696
00:31:27,956 --> 00:31:29,245
Family's hard.
697
00:31:29,270 --> 00:31:31,359
Yeah, yeah.
698
00:31:33,187 --> 00:31:36,656
- (exhales)
- Uh, Ada, play something nice.
699
00:31:36,681 --> 00:31:38,233
ADA: Playing something nice.
700
00:31:38,258 --> 00:31:42,491
♪ Strumming my pain with his fingers ♪
701
00:31:42,548 --> 00:31:46,674
♪ Singing my life with his words ♪
702
00:31:47,189 --> 00:31:50,438
♪ Killing me softly with his song ♪
703
00:31:50,439 --> 00:31:52,621
♪ Killing me softly... ♪
704
00:32:04,319 --> 00:32:06,231
Hi, do you know where Aaron is?
705
00:32:06,256 --> 00:32:09,136
I'm supposed to get him some
kind of message from Felix.
706
00:32:09,569 --> 00:32:11,327
- Who are you?
- Marissa.
707
00:32:11,352 --> 00:32:13,042
Why, do you know Aaron?
708
00:32:13,067 --> 00:32:14,292
I might. Why?
709
00:32:14,317 --> 00:32:15,606
Look, I don't have a lot of time.
710
00:32:15,631 --> 00:32:17,531
If you see him, tell
him Marissa dropped by,
711
00:32:17,556 --> 00:32:20,425
and I love his "Seven
doesn't equal eight" post.
712
00:32:20,561 --> 00:32:22,332
Uh, s-sorry,
713
00:32:22,485 --> 00:32:24,129
I just get a lot of unwanted attention.
714
00:32:24,154 --> 00:32:25,443
I'm Aaron.
715
00:32:25,899 --> 00:32:27,787
Seriously? Your stuff is so great.
716
00:32:27,812 --> 00:32:30,088
Thanks, it's mostly my late night stuff.
717
00:32:32,248 --> 00:32:33,728
What do you need?
718
00:32:33,729 --> 00:32:35,216
Felix told me to get in touch with you.
719
00:32:35,241 --> 00:32:37,590
He wants to stay off 4chan for a while.
720
00:32:37,615 --> 00:32:39,996
He said we shouldn't exceed,
like, 15 threatening posts.
721
00:32:40,021 --> 00:32:42,390
No, 13, stay below 13.
722
00:32:42,415 --> 00:32:44,584
Someone said it was more.
They know someone in Chumhum.
723
00:32:44,609 --> 00:32:47,425
No, this is from the censorship panel.
724
00:32:47,450 --> 00:32:49,883
Felix has their transcripts.
725
00:32:51,352 --> 00:32:52,695
Good to know.
726
00:32:53,152 --> 00:32:54,556
See you around.
727
00:32:58,040 --> 00:32:59,500
ADRIAN: Wait a minute, what?
728
00:32:59,525 --> 00:33:02,185
He has your transcripts
from your deliberations.
729
00:33:03,207 --> 00:33:04,387
How?
730
00:33:04,412 --> 00:33:05,821
We don't know.
731
00:33:06,198 --> 00:33:08,179
Looks like someone leaked.
732
00:33:12,698 --> 00:33:13,990
Who do you think?
733
00:33:14,015 --> 00:33:16,227
- That would surprise me.
- Yeah.
734
00:33:16,348 --> 00:33:19,210
Um, what is your name again?
735
00:33:19,235 --> 00:33:20,368
- Marissa.
- Marissa.
736
00:33:20,393 --> 00:33:23,401
Would you step outside for
a second, Marissa, please?
737
00:33:23,426 --> 00:33:24,658
Thank you.
738
00:33:26,135 --> 00:33:27,655
- Jay...
- (door opens)
739
00:33:28,110 --> 00:33:29,175
(door closes)
740
00:33:29,807 --> 00:33:32,087
Check out Julius. See if he leaked.
741
00:33:35,609 --> 00:33:36,945
Sure.
742
00:33:48,767 --> 00:33:51,589
What shall we talk about today?
743
00:33:52,419 --> 00:33:54,429
Your posts, sir.
744
00:33:54,605 --> 00:33:56,984
This is all about your posts.
745
00:33:57,233 --> 00:33:58,541
- Diane.
- FELIX: How fitting.
746
00:33:58,566 --> 00:34:01,525
Uh, Ms. Lockhart and I have
a certain rapport, don't we?
747
00:34:02,228 --> 00:34:04,600
Mr. Staples, please explain your posts
748
00:34:04,625 --> 00:34:07,767
regarding the pro-choice
activist Dahlila Mills.
749
00:34:08,313 --> 00:34:11,919
Dahlila Mills. Dahlila Mills.
750
00:34:11,944 --> 00:34:13,826
Dahlila Mills...
751
00:34:13,851 --> 00:34:16,390
Beautiful name. I... can't place it.
752
00:34:16,949 --> 00:34:20,395
Ah! Yes. My days of rage.
753
00:34:20,420 --> 00:34:22,320
Let's all do our part.
Who wants to contribute
754
00:34:22,345 --> 00:34:25,134
to a fund to take out Dahlila Mills?
755
00:34:25,159 --> 00:34:27,252
Tell me, Mr. Staples,
756
00:34:27,277 --> 00:34:29,866
why is that not an actionable threat?
757
00:34:29,891 --> 00:34:31,148
Because I'm not threatening her.
758
00:34:31,173 --> 00:34:33,563
I don't mean "take her
out" as in "kill her."
759
00:34:33,588 --> 00:34:35,615
My goodness, what kind of monster
760
00:34:35,640 --> 00:34:37,114
do you think I am?
761
00:34:37,139 --> 00:34:39,529
I'm talking about taking
her out of the debate.
762
00:34:39,554 --> 00:34:41,053
And how do you take
someone out of a debate?
763
00:34:41,078 --> 00:34:43,413
I don't know. Shout
her down, embarrass her.
764
00:34:43,438 --> 00:34:44,628
Why do you need funds for that?
765
00:34:44,653 --> 00:34:46,681
Why do you need funds for that dress?
766
00:34:46,706 --> 00:34:49,085
Because I don't want to
end up in that jacket.
767
00:34:49,529 --> 00:34:51,397
Oh! I will see you in court.
768
00:34:51,422 --> 00:34:54,591
Again, why do you need
funds to shut someone down?
769
00:34:54,665 --> 00:34:57,739
I can't think of anything
funny, so I decline to reply.
770
00:34:57,764 --> 00:34:59,039
Well, after you wrote that,
771
00:34:59,064 --> 00:35:01,103
these posts were sent to Ms. Mills.
772
00:35:01,632 --> 00:35:04,132
- "We're coming to get you, be..."
- ... Sure to lock your doors,
773
00:35:04,157 --> 00:35:06,901
'cause the Second Amendment
was made for people like you.
774
00:35:06,926 --> 00:35:10,225
You ever see what a Glock
does to cantaloupe close up?
775
00:35:10,899 --> 00:35:13,073
It's hard to clean up in your shower.
776
00:35:13,196 --> 00:35:15,127
The easiest thing is to just dox you.
777
00:35:15,588 --> 00:35:17,667
- Try using your credit card tomorrow.
- _
778
00:35:17,692 --> 00:35:19,089
See what happens.
779
00:35:19,419 --> 00:35:22,696
Bitch, bitch, bitch,
bitch, double-cunt, bitch...
780
00:35:22,743 --> 00:35:24,110
- "... Bitch, bitch."
- (laughs)
781
00:35:24,529 --> 00:35:26,347
Wow, they all sound angry.
782
00:35:26,372 --> 00:35:28,911
These are the same
accounts now harassing us,
783
00:35:28,936 --> 00:35:30,466
because you told them to.
784
00:35:30,491 --> 00:35:32,782
You act like I have some
secret control over people.
785
00:35:32,807 --> 00:35:34,579
No, not secret.
786
00:35:35,687 --> 00:35:38,568
Do you have some proof to
back up this contention?
787
00:35:38,831 --> 00:35:40,167
Yes.
788
00:35:40,909 --> 00:35:44,174
An Aaron Fowler claimed
you directly told him
789
00:35:44,199 --> 00:35:48,052
to keep his harassment of
this panel to under 13 posts.
790
00:35:50,976 --> 00:35:52,378
Do you know, the only thing sadder
791
00:35:52,403 --> 00:35:54,451
than Tom and Katie Bueller
792
00:35:54,476 --> 00:35:57,385
is a sputtering Ferris
Bueller caught in a lie.
793
00:35:57,609 --> 00:36:00,595
God, you are exactly like my mom.
794
00:36:01,702 --> 00:36:03,265
- Can I read you a few posts?
- Please.
795
00:36:03,290 --> 00:36:05,581
We want to give you every
opportunity to defend yourself.
796
00:36:05,606 --> 00:36:08,294
This is to me from a
pro-choice activist.
797
00:36:08,319 --> 00:36:09,324
- "Go to..."
- ... Hell.
798
00:36:09,387 --> 00:36:10,737
I hope you choke on the cocks
799
00:36:10,762 --> 00:36:12,520
of the southern rednecks you're blowing.
800
00:36:12,545 --> 00:36:15,794
Now this is clearly a
racist pro-choice activist,
801
00:36:15,882 --> 00:36:18,308
because it's well known the
cocks in question are black.
802
00:36:18,333 --> 00:36:20,753
You can check my dating profile.
803
00:36:22,236 --> 00:36:23,671
There's more.
804
00:36:23,709 --> 00:36:25,549
- "First they'll come..."
- ... For my abortion rights,
805
00:36:25,574 --> 00:36:27,016
then they'll come for your gay marriage,
806
00:36:27,041 --> 00:36:28,386
you self-hating kike.
807
00:36:28,411 --> 00:36:30,540
"Kike." And there are more.
808
00:36:30,565 --> 00:36:34,302
So you can see, I'm wondering
why I'm being targeted
809
00:36:34,327 --> 00:36:36,994
when the pro-choice
side is just as ugly.
810
00:36:37,019 --> 00:36:40,368
If its ugliness matches
yours, it will be addressed.
811
00:36:40,393 --> 00:36:42,345
We're not targeting any one side.
812
00:36:42,370 --> 00:36:44,870
And yet, in your transcripts
from your deliberations...
813
00:36:44,895 --> 00:36:46,364
Wait a second, wait a...
814
00:36:46,389 --> 00:36:48,691
- You have our transcripts?
- I believe I do.
815
00:36:48,716 --> 00:36:50,811
And you know that's
proprietary information?
816
00:36:50,836 --> 00:36:51,995
It doesn't say so.
817
00:36:52,020 --> 00:36:53,613
Chumhum could sue you for that.
818
00:36:53,638 --> 00:36:55,055
No, they could sue the
person who leaked it.
819
00:36:55,080 --> 00:36:56,449
I'm just the citizen-journalist
820
00:36:56,474 --> 00:37:00,247
wanting to communicate it to the world.
821
00:37:00,950 --> 00:37:05,396
Anyway, in this earlier
discussion, Ms. Kolstad,
822
00:37:05,421 --> 00:37:07,630
you shouted down Julius Cain
823
00:37:07,655 --> 00:37:09,657
in language most indecorous.
824
00:37:09,682 --> 00:37:12,642
I believe you used the
word "Uncle Tom" as a verb.
825
00:37:17,499 --> 00:37:18,838
He's a fucking asshole.
826
00:37:18,863 --> 00:37:20,451
And he's trying to make
us look hypocritical.
827
00:37:20,476 --> 00:37:21,805
He's a racist little motherfucker.
828
00:37:21,830 --> 00:37:23,455
So what do we do?
829
00:37:24,522 --> 00:37:26,232
Wait a minute. What is it?
830
00:37:29,513 --> 00:37:31,302
Oh, my God.
831
00:37:31,327 --> 00:37:34,072
When did this law firm become a circus?
832
00:37:40,846 --> 00:37:42,845
Diane. Do you have a second?
833
00:37:44,219 --> 00:37:46,442
If you have something
to say, Mr. Staples,
834
00:37:46,467 --> 00:37:48,871
say it in front of the
whole committee, not just me.
835
00:37:48,896 --> 00:37:49,907
But I don't like them.
836
00:37:49,932 --> 00:37:51,824
- Because you're racist.
- No.
837
00:37:52,189 --> 00:37:54,548
And yes, I don't like blacks as a group.
838
00:37:54,573 --> 00:37:56,544
But that's beside the point.
839
00:37:56,569 --> 00:37:59,647
Have you ever wondered why
Neil Gross chose this firm
840
00:37:59,689 --> 00:38:01,117
to be in charge of his TOS committee?
841
00:38:01,142 --> 00:38:03,259
You obviously want to tell
me something, so tell me.
842
00:38:03,284 --> 00:38:05,492
Putting an all-black law firm
843
00:38:05,517 --> 00:38:07,636
in charge of his censorship committee?
844
00:38:07,661 --> 00:38:09,660
Does that make sense to you?
845
00:38:10,229 --> 00:38:11,529
(elevator bell dings)
846
00:38:13,460 --> 00:38:14,919
Good-bye, Mr. Staples.
847
00:38:14,944 --> 00:38:17,027
Good-bye, Diane Lockhart.
848
00:38:30,510 --> 00:38:32,148
(exhales)
849
00:38:32,173 --> 00:38:35,074
I promised to give you a
progress report on your case.
850
00:38:35,099 --> 00:38:36,933
So, hi, here I am.
851
00:38:36,958 --> 00:38:38,628
(chuckles)
852
00:38:39,545 --> 00:38:43,917
Anyway, I leaked a fictitious
story to Henry Rindell
853
00:38:43,942 --> 00:38:47,084
about your firm receiving
an $800,000 bribe
854
00:38:47,109 --> 00:38:48,466
from a fictitious client
855
00:38:48,491 --> 00:38:50,245
to backdate his earnings.
856
00:38:50,270 --> 00:38:52,688
Uh, w-what?
857
00:38:52,713 --> 00:38:56,822
Yeah, I know. But we can use
this to embarrass Kresteva.
858
00:38:56,847 --> 00:39:00,941
BARBARA: Ms. Tascioni, I'm sorry
to be prosaic in my thinking,
859
00:39:00,966 --> 00:39:03,675
but this doesn't seem
like a baroque matter.
860
00:39:03,700 --> 00:39:05,167
We didn't do anything wrong.
861
00:39:05,192 --> 00:39:07,681
Why are you misleading the investigator?
862
00:39:07,706 --> 00:39:09,295
Good question. And...
863
00:39:09,337 --> 00:39:12,724
if this investigator were honest,
864
00:39:12,749 --> 00:39:14,137
I would say you were right.
865
00:39:14,162 --> 00:39:17,791
But... and I hate to say
this about any person...
866
00:39:17,816 --> 00:39:20,380
Mike Kresteva tends to lie.
867
00:39:20,405 --> 00:39:22,248
So what do you need from us?
868
00:39:22,273 --> 00:39:25,614
If you hear about this
$800,000 gift from anyone,
869
00:39:25,639 --> 00:39:28,478
that means Henry Rindell
is working against us,
870
00:39:28,503 --> 00:39:30,827
and we might be able to use it.
871
00:39:32,773 --> 00:39:33,797
(door opens)
872
00:39:33,822 --> 00:39:35,234
MARISSA: So what do I do?
873
00:39:35,259 --> 00:39:36,800
Act young and sweet.
874
00:39:36,825 --> 00:39:38,150
Who are we?
875
00:39:38,175 --> 00:39:39,464
Anyone we want.
876
00:39:39,489 --> 00:39:41,530
- God, I love this job.
- (chuckles)
877
00:39:41,555 --> 00:39:43,597
(indistinct chatter)
878
00:39:43,622 --> 00:39:45,572
I need glasses. I
want to be a geologist.
879
00:39:45,597 --> 00:39:47,397
No, this isn't a cartoon.
880
00:39:47,422 --> 00:39:50,224
All right? You're a product
analyst. No one asks what that is.
881
00:39:50,813 --> 00:39:52,234
Hi.
882
00:39:52,297 --> 00:39:53,874
- Do you want a setup?
- Sure.
883
00:39:53,899 --> 00:39:56,530
Hi, we're just in the market
for a two bedroom in the Loop,
884
00:39:56,555 --> 00:39:59,535
so we saw this and we skidded
to a stop, didn't we, Jay?
885
00:39:59,560 --> 00:40:01,687
Oh, God, he hates when
I rattle on like that.
886
00:40:01,712 --> 00:40:03,796
But we love each other,
so what can I say?
887
00:40:04,006 --> 00:40:05,586
Young love. It's infectious.
888
00:40:05,611 --> 00:40:07,944
- Isn't it? Like the plague.
- (laughs)
889
00:40:08,455 --> 00:40:10,969
Well, this is a very
good starter apartment
890
00:40:10,994 --> 00:40:12,219
for young couples.
891
00:40:12,244 --> 00:40:14,474
Especially young professionals.
892
00:40:14,499 --> 00:40:16,384
They're all flocking
back from the suburbs
893
00:40:16,409 --> 00:40:19,074
because they want to be near
the restaurants and the clubs.
894
00:40:19,099 --> 00:40:20,603
Sounds like us, Jay. Dancing.
895
00:40:20,628 --> 00:40:21,938
That's right.
896
00:40:21,963 --> 00:40:24,076
- Do you work in the Loop?
- Yes.
897
00:40:24,101 --> 00:40:26,062
Well, I work as a product analyst,
898
00:40:26,087 --> 00:40:28,186
but I want to be a geologist.
899
00:40:28,555 --> 00:40:30,423
Jay doesn't want me to.
900
00:40:30,448 --> 00:40:32,696
Hey, you look familiar, do I know you?
901
00:40:32,721 --> 00:40:33,868
No, I don't think so.
902
00:40:33,893 --> 00:40:35,682
Yeah. Where have I seen you before?
903
00:40:35,746 --> 00:40:38,504
On that thing that you showed me. Um...
904
00:40:38,529 --> 00:40:41,425
Oh, right. That thing
involving what's his name, um...
905
00:40:41,450 --> 00:40:43,282
- Felix...
- JAY: Staples!
906
00:40:43,307 --> 00:40:44,695
- Right.
- All right.
907
00:40:44,720 --> 00:40:46,374
He's my boyfriend.
908
00:40:46,399 --> 00:40:49,386
But our politics are very different.
909
00:40:49,926 --> 00:40:52,092
- Let me show you the kitchen.
- JAY: Hey, hey, hey.
910
00:40:52,117 --> 00:40:54,741
That's all right. Our politics
are very different too.
911
00:40:54,766 --> 00:40:56,961
- Wow, so he's the alt-right guy?
- Shh.
912
00:40:56,986 --> 00:40:58,797
I'd rather not share that here.
913
00:40:58,822 --> 00:41:00,345
He's very different in private.
914
00:41:00,370 --> 00:41:01,619
I understand.
915
00:41:01,644 --> 00:41:03,263
But what's he doing now?
916
00:41:03,337 --> 00:41:05,160
I heard he's trying to keep
from being kicked offline.
917
00:41:05,185 --> 00:41:07,256
Yeah, this stupid thing.
They're trying to censor him.
918
00:41:07,281 --> 00:41:08,833
Oh, God, I hate that.
919
00:41:08,858 --> 00:41:10,334
- Is he fighting them anyway?
- Yeah.
920
00:41:10,359 --> 00:41:12,945
Good. Tell me how. I'm curious.
921
00:41:18,775 --> 00:41:20,484
How did you get this I.P. address?
922
00:41:20,509 --> 00:41:22,008
Uh, Staples's boyfriend.
923
00:41:22,033 --> 00:41:24,309
He was bragging about how
Felix had insider information.
924
00:41:24,334 --> 00:41:25,885
And he wanted to sell us a condo.
925
00:41:25,910 --> 00:41:27,569
He showed us the transcripts.
926
00:41:27,594 --> 00:41:30,223
And we got to see the meta-data,
including the I.P. address.
927
00:41:30,248 --> 00:41:31,766
Our I.P. address?
928
00:41:31,791 --> 00:41:34,380
- No.
- Well, whose, then?
929
00:41:36,093 --> 00:41:38,124
BARBARA: Is it Julius's home?
930
00:41:38,149 --> 00:41:40,268
The offices of Chumhum.
931
00:41:41,217 --> 00:41:42,505
Okay.
932
00:41:42,992 --> 00:41:44,472
Okay, let's shut this down.
933
00:41:44,497 --> 00:41:45,746
Why?
934
00:41:45,771 --> 00:41:46,965
Barbara, we have a client
935
00:41:46,990 --> 00:41:49,025
who may not want us
digging into this stuff.
936
00:41:49,050 --> 00:41:51,397
Well, what are you saying,
Chumhum leaked this?
937
00:41:51,422 --> 00:41:52,590
Why?
938
00:41:54,171 --> 00:41:55,751
Because we're being set up.
939
00:41:55,776 --> 00:41:56,979
BARBARA: By whom?
940
00:41:57,004 --> 00:41:59,145
All right. Check and
see if Felix Staples
941
00:41:59,170 --> 00:42:02,135
has any relationship at all
to anybody inside of Chumhum.
942
00:42:02,160 --> 00:42:03,315
- DIANE: It could be anybody.
- (phone chimes)
943
00:42:03,340 --> 00:42:05,523
ADRIAN: I'm not liking
this. I don't like this.
944
00:42:11,599 --> 00:42:13,286
(typing)
945
00:42:13,335 --> 00:42:14,599
(beeps)
946
00:42:15,060 --> 00:42:18,549
Slavery ended 153 years ago.
947
00:42:18,574 --> 00:42:21,845
It's time for the fucking
Neil Grosses to get over it.
948
00:42:23,326 --> 00:42:24,472
(beeps)
949
00:42:24,752 --> 00:42:27,214
America is being turned
into a welfare state
950
00:42:27,239 --> 00:42:29,849
by all these stupid Neil Grosses.
951
00:42:30,223 --> 00:42:32,697
#DumbNeilGross.
952
00:42:45,962 --> 00:42:48,211
Love seeing all the
Neil Grosses in Ferguson,
953
00:42:48,236 --> 00:42:50,868
breaking windows to steal Nikes.
954
00:42:56,724 --> 00:42:58,068
ADRIAN: Any relationship
at all, to anybody...
955
00:42:58,093 --> 00:43:00,078
Can I talk to you for a second?
956
00:43:02,461 --> 00:43:04,254
One of the alt-right
boys really likes me,
957
00:43:04,279 --> 00:43:05,593
he thinks I'm one of them.
958
00:43:05,618 --> 00:43:06,811
- How do you even know...
- It's nothing.
959
00:43:06,836 --> 00:43:09,125
They're easily confused when
women offer them attention.
960
00:43:09,150 --> 00:43:10,596
Anyway, he sent me a link.
961
00:43:10,621 --> 00:43:13,750
They're working to get
around your racist N-word ban.
962
00:43:14,091 --> 00:43:15,149
How?
963
00:43:15,174 --> 00:43:18,345
Whenever they mean N-word
they instead type Neil Gross.
964
00:43:18,915 --> 00:43:21,676
Yeah. I can print up the
posts, but there are a lot.
965
00:43:21,701 --> 00:43:24,740
All racist jokes with Neil
Gross as the punchline.
966
00:43:26,051 --> 00:43:28,729
That's not gonna go over well.
967
00:43:30,139 --> 00:43:31,371
(door opens)
968
00:43:32,747 --> 00:43:35,895
I hate games, so knock it the fuck off.
969
00:43:35,920 --> 00:43:37,879
I have no idea what
you're talking about.
970
00:43:37,904 --> 00:43:39,787
That guy you saw me with last night...
971
00:43:39,812 --> 00:43:41,485
- Oh, Magic Mike?
- Yes.
972
00:43:41,510 --> 00:43:43,009
You know I fucked him.
973
00:43:43,161 --> 00:43:45,320
I figured as much.
974
00:43:45,612 --> 00:43:47,195
But you don't care.
975
00:43:47,220 --> 00:43:49,292
Well, uh, you made it pretty clear
976
00:43:49,317 --> 00:43:52,195
that our relationship was,
977
00:43:52,220 --> 00:43:55,199
- well, not really a relationship.
- It's not.
978
00:43:56,149 --> 00:43:57,230
Okay.
979
00:43:57,255 --> 00:44:00,171
Let me take a shot at what I
think is happening right now.
980
00:44:00,196 --> 00:44:02,472
You're worried that
we're getting too serious,
981
00:44:02,497 --> 00:44:03,999
so you turn down a date with me,
982
00:44:04,024 --> 00:44:05,498
and then you invite your boy toy
983
00:44:05,523 --> 00:44:07,347
to a place where I might see him,
984
00:44:07,372 --> 00:44:09,734
thus ending our "relationship."
985
00:44:09,759 --> 00:44:11,023
Am I right?
986
00:44:11,610 --> 00:44:14,169
Problem is, now you're
here, arguing with me,
987
00:44:14,194 --> 00:44:17,756
which kind of proves
your plan didn't work out,
988
00:44:17,781 --> 00:44:20,030
and our relationship isn't over.
989
00:44:20,226 --> 00:44:21,684
How'd I do?
990
00:44:23,864 --> 00:44:25,144
Let's go.
991
00:44:28,617 --> 00:44:30,130
Where?
992
00:44:30,155 --> 00:44:31,643
You decide.
993
00:44:34,989 --> 00:44:37,992
♪ ♪
994
00:44:39,149 --> 00:44:43,617
♪ It's been a long time, hasn't it? ♪
995
00:44:43,642 --> 00:44:46,544
♪ We walked a fine line ♪
996
00:44:46,569 --> 00:44:49,200
♪ Under it ♪
997
00:44:50,873 --> 00:44:52,721
♪ For so long ♪
998
00:44:55,581 --> 00:44:57,680
♪ I'd like to understand ♪
999
00:44:57,705 --> 00:45:00,911
♪ But I'm already gone ♪
1000
00:45:09,118 --> 00:45:13,586
♪ Everyone got old, didn't they? ♪
1001
00:45:13,611 --> 00:45:16,235
♪ Calloused and so cold ♪
1002
00:45:16,700 --> 00:45:19,211
♪ All the way down ♪
1003
00:45:20,534 --> 00:45:22,500
♪ Every day ♪
1004
00:45:25,410 --> 00:45:27,598
♪ I'd like to talk to you ♪
1005
00:45:27,623 --> 00:45:30,581
♪ But I'm turning my face away. ♪
1006
00:45:37,426 --> 00:45:39,426
(tires screech)
1007
00:45:52,870 --> 00:45:54,507
What is this?
1008
00:45:54,778 --> 00:45:56,362
My place.
1009
00:45:59,228 --> 00:46:01,218
So, you're rich?
1010
00:46:02,609 --> 00:46:05,403
I guess so. Does that bother you?
1011
00:46:06,318 --> 00:46:07,839
I don't know.
1012
00:46:08,421 --> 00:46:13,130
Can we... decide whether
it bothers you later?
1013
00:46:38,403 --> 00:46:40,153
(Adrian laughs)
1014
00:46:40,771 --> 00:46:42,127
You bastards.
1015
00:46:42,152 --> 00:46:43,278
Whoa, whoa.
1016
00:46:43,303 --> 00:46:44,826
You thought I leaked?
1017
00:46:47,386 --> 00:46:48,725
You searched my office.
1018
00:46:48,750 --> 00:46:50,806
No, we didn't know
whether you leaked or...
1019
00:46:50,831 --> 00:46:53,100
This is about Trump.
This is about politics.
1020
00:46:53,125 --> 00:46:56,324
ADRIAN: Julius, this is about
maintaining the integrity of this firm.
1021
00:46:56,349 --> 00:46:59,388
No. I was loyal to you.
1022
00:46:59,834 --> 00:47:01,282
I was the most loyal employee you had.
1023
00:47:01,307 --> 00:47:02,896
We had to know who was leaking.
1024
00:47:02,921 --> 00:47:05,010
And did you investigate Diane?
1025
00:47:06,282 --> 00:47:07,624
Or Lucca?
1026
00:47:08,425 --> 00:47:10,280
Or anybody else?
1027
00:47:13,974 --> 00:47:16,697
You just lost your most loyal employee.
1028
00:47:33,029 --> 00:47:35,247
(line ringing)
1029
00:47:35,272 --> 00:47:38,493
Hi, this is Julius Cain.
1030
00:47:39,158 --> 00:47:40,957
You were right.
1031
00:47:42,326 --> 00:47:44,253
I think we should talk.
1032
00:47:51,010 --> 00:47:52,111
(scoffs)
1033
00:47:52,136 --> 00:47:53,723
They're using my name?
1034
00:47:53,748 --> 00:47:54,895
Yes.
1035
00:47:55,026 --> 00:47:57,288
I-I don't understand. How?
1036
00:47:58,108 --> 00:48:00,087
As a replacement for the N-word.
1037
00:48:00,112 --> 00:48:01,812
(stammers, chuckles)
1038
00:48:05,128 --> 00:48:06,311
What, seriously?
1039
00:48:06,336 --> 00:48:07,375
- Yes.
- Why?
1040
00:48:07,400 --> 00:48:10,514
- They know you can't censor it.
- Oh, my God.
1041
00:48:11,648 --> 00:48:13,570
They're like savages.
1042
00:48:14,230 --> 00:48:15,608
(sighs)
1043
00:48:16,183 --> 00:48:17,399
So, what do we do?
1044
00:48:17,424 --> 00:48:19,330
I'm not sure there's
anything you can do.
1045
00:48:19,355 --> 00:48:21,354
They're like kids wanting
to upset Mommy and Daddy.
1046
00:48:21,379 --> 00:48:22,980
Well, here's the problem, Diane.
1047
00:48:23,005 --> 00:48:24,237
I am upset.
1048
00:48:24,699 --> 00:48:25,828
I know.
1049
00:48:25,853 --> 00:48:28,037
You know, they're reacting
to that damn committee.
1050
00:48:28,062 --> 00:48:30,466
Yeah. They're working around
the new rules we implemented.
1051
00:48:30,491 --> 00:48:32,668
This whole mess with
Staples needs to end.
1052
00:48:32,693 --> 00:48:33,861
He's got too many followers,
1053
00:48:33,886 --> 00:48:36,020
and they're threatening
to leave my services,
1054
00:48:36,045 --> 00:48:37,419
so make it end.
1055
00:48:38,932 --> 00:48:40,289
(door opens)
1056
00:48:41,946 --> 00:48:43,385
(sighs)
1057
00:48:45,462 --> 00:48:47,078
We've reconsidered.
1058
00:48:47,103 --> 00:48:48,122
"Reconsidered"?
1059
00:48:48,147 --> 00:48:51,420
We're prepared to overturn
the ban and reinstate you.
1060
00:48:51,615 --> 00:48:52,902
What?
1061
00:48:54,561 --> 00:48:57,167
No, things were just
getting interesting.
1062
00:48:57,764 --> 00:48:59,806
- ADRIAN: We're done.
- I'm not...
1063
00:48:59,831 --> 00:49:02,100
- Thank you.
- No, we're not done. Diane.
1064
00:49:02,101 --> 00:49:04,617
Diane, I've got a number of po...
1065
00:49:05,221 --> 00:49:06,514
I've...
1066
00:49:07,293 --> 00:49:08,801
Diane!
1067
00:49:10,001 --> 00:49:11,858
This is totally fucked!
1068
00:49:11,883 --> 00:49:14,742
I am here defending myself
and what? You all slink off?
1069
00:49:14,767 --> 00:49:18,016
Mr. Staples. It's over. We're done.
1070
00:49:18,041 --> 00:49:20,764
We took the oxygen
from your room. Go home.
1071
00:49:20,789 --> 00:49:22,405
I want you to read
this new attack on me.
1072
00:49:22,430 --> 00:49:25,403
"Die, you cocksucker.
Free speech is outmoded.
1073
00:49:25,428 --> 00:49:28,034
"It's a law written by slave owners."
1074
00:49:28,059 --> 00:49:29,597
What do you want, Mr. Staples?
1075
00:49:29,622 --> 00:49:31,233
You've been reinstated.
1076
00:49:31,258 --> 00:49:33,652
I don't accept your reinstatement.
1077
00:49:34,718 --> 00:49:35,989
(laughs)
1078
00:49:36,746 --> 00:49:38,646
You're a clown.
1079
00:49:39,548 --> 00:49:41,728
What's worse is you're a smart clown
1080
00:49:41,753 --> 00:49:44,413
who occasionally has a point,
1081
00:49:44,438 --> 00:49:47,900
a point you destroy by mixing
it up with racism and misogyny
1082
00:49:47,925 --> 00:49:50,255
you probably don't even believe.
1083
00:49:51,428 --> 00:49:54,438
When you were little, someone
rejected you or made fun of you,
1084
00:49:54,463 --> 00:49:56,941
and now you get to be one of the
mean guys, making fun of others.
1085
00:49:56,966 --> 00:49:59,519
And you get to be the
principal? Outraged?
1086
00:49:59,544 --> 00:50:01,288
No, I just have better things to do.
1087
00:50:01,313 --> 00:50:02,708
Oh, really?
1088
00:50:03,048 --> 00:50:05,308
You think this is some grand rebellion
1089
00:50:05,333 --> 00:50:09,143
against progressives and social
justice warriors, it's not.
1090
00:50:09,413 --> 00:50:12,034
You're just some kid in
the corner pissing yourself,
1091
00:50:12,059 --> 00:50:13,738
so have at it.
1092
00:50:17,174 --> 00:50:19,418
You've lost, Diane.
1093
00:50:21,016 --> 00:50:22,799
And you're upset,
1094
00:50:23,509 --> 00:50:25,938
'cause I'm the
embodiment of free speech.
1095
00:50:25,963 --> 00:50:26,968
(chuckles)
1096
00:50:26,993 --> 00:50:30,272
No, but you are what
we have to tolerate,
1097
00:50:30,298 --> 00:50:32,174
so thank you.
1098
00:50:32,461 --> 00:50:33,751
Now go.
1099
00:50:38,342 --> 00:50:39,701
Go.
1100
00:50:50,428 --> 00:50:53,127
So, there were no real expulsions?
1101
00:50:53,128 --> 00:50:56,710
One, but it was reversed on appeal.
1102
00:50:56,735 --> 00:50:58,627
- That was Staples?
- Mm-hmm.
1103
00:50:58,628 --> 00:51:01,259
And, uh, the leak of your deliberations?
1104
00:51:01,284 --> 00:51:02,772
That was from you.
1105
00:51:06,315 --> 00:51:10,967
You're saying we leaked
your deliberations?
1106
00:51:11,202 --> 00:51:12,594
Yes.
1107
00:51:14,334 --> 00:51:16,486
- Why?
- We were a trial balloon.
1108
00:51:16,511 --> 00:51:18,155
You wanted to censor your sites,
1109
00:51:18,180 --> 00:51:21,948
but if we failed, you could
point to us as the problem:
1110
00:51:21,973 --> 00:51:23,859
a liberal African-American firm.
1111
00:51:23,884 --> 00:51:25,736
- Really?
- That's why we're here, sir,
1112
00:51:25,761 --> 00:51:27,573
to make you look good.
1113
00:51:31,668 --> 00:51:35,048
Okay, good. Thanks.
1114
00:51:37,100 --> 00:51:38,619
Um,
1115
00:51:39,129 --> 00:51:42,040
I, uh, I have a few issues overseas.
1116
00:51:42,065 --> 00:51:45,048
Do you have a minute, Adrian, Barbara?
1117
00:51:48,576 --> 00:51:50,173
- We do.
- Good.
1118
00:51:56,506 --> 00:51:58,793
Do you need anything from me?
1119
00:51:58,917 --> 00:52:01,236
No, I think we're good.
1120
00:52:01,261 --> 00:52:02,771
Thanks.
1121
00:52:05,668 --> 00:52:06,878
(door closes)
1122
00:52:19,494 --> 00:52:21,983
- What are you doing...
- I need a second.
1123
00:52:28,090 --> 00:52:29,443
What?
1124
00:52:29,468 --> 00:52:31,701
You're not up for partner
anytime soon, are you?
1125
00:52:31,726 --> 00:52:34,553
No, not that I know of.
1126
00:52:35,159 --> 00:52:37,539
You should, uh...
1127
00:52:37,965 --> 00:52:40,842
stay clear of your firm's finances.
1128
00:52:42,311 --> 00:52:43,561
Why?
1129
00:52:46,152 --> 00:52:47,651
(sighs)
1130
00:52:47,676 --> 00:52:51,903
Reddick/Boseman took an
$800,000 bribe from a client.
1131
00:52:51,928 --> 00:52:53,960
It might be in trouble.
1132
00:52:55,515 --> 00:52:58,100
I don't want you to get in trouble.
1133
00:52:59,358 --> 00:53:02,433
The client's name is Travis Leopold.
1134
00:53:10,532 --> 00:53:11,744
Okay.
1135
00:53:13,599 --> 00:53:14,868
Thanks.
1136
00:53:23,723 --> 00:53:27,856
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