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好啦  到我啦  到我啦  我諗到啦

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裡維克店
家庭娛樂中心

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好好  但係你爾次

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可唔可以諗個稍微有挑戰性嘅嘢

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好啦  來估下爾個

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眼仔滴溜溜

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爾個嘢係黃色的

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它係圓形的  仲鍾意食豆

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真的嗎  破壞王

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係啊  真的  你肯定估唔到

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好明顯  係食鬼

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唔啦  恁...

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焉堵明顯啦

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超級酒保

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黃色圓形又愛食豆的

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整個街機遊戲裡搵唔到第二個啦

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我就可以搵出兩個

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食鬼人媽媽和食鬼人寶寶

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我原諒你啦

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好吧  你講得啱  但係答案係食鬼嗎

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係  被你估到啦

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我就知道  好吧  我來估下

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你覺得桑吉夫做咗蜜蠟脫毛嗎

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唔可能  睇他恁樣  毛又多又似變形俠醫

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我話唔好

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淨係講他的胸毛

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我或者同意你的講法

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但係睇下由他對靴裡

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突出來的

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舸兩撮腳毛

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唔係偶然  破壞王  他去脫毛啦

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你講得非常啱  雲妮露

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他的其他地方都似BB一樣光滑

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我講完啦

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我震驚啦

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我們去飲根汁汽水吧

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超級酒保

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等我來睇下你的本事  雲妮露

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幾好  好啦

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我胃裡上來啦

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-真噁心  -多謝

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想溜入嗎

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舸個遊戲唔係有病毒嗎

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無  他們肯定修復咗

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我要打破我的速度紀錄

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等等我

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危險
被感染區域
唔好進入

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破壞王

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向堵

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我覺得他們無修復遊戲

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係啊

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救命

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電子世界爭覇戰‐tron

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小tron

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創

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創小寳

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救命

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你有無意識到

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基本上我們就係0和1組成的代碼

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就似漂浮向宇宙裡的小小塵埃

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我們的存在

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會唔會令你想知道

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生命裡會唔會有比爾個更多嘅嘢

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我的生活恁完美  我點解要諗

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生命裡仲有比爾個更多嘅嘢呢

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我係話  係啊  表面上的確如此

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我只係一個向街機裡

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閃電手阿修

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破壞大樓的壞蛋

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過去的27年裡

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我無朋友

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但係爾家  我有咗一個死黨

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而她就係

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整個街機鋪裡最紅的雲妮露

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多謝啦  夥計

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睇下

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全壘打

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好啦  我們去睇日出吧

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你真的認為你的生活中

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無任何一件事

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係你想要改變的嗎

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諗下

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你和我整晚都偷懶

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裡維克出現啦  我們就開始返工啦

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然後遊戲廳閂門啦

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我們又可以偷懶啦

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我只想改變一件事

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我們唔使返工

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除此之外  我乜嘢都唔想改變

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日出呢

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幫你插上插頭吧

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舸個係插電警告

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裡維克已經好耐無加入新遊戲啦

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-我們去睇下係乜嘢遊戲  -好

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借過  讓  有點緊急情況

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阿修  卡爾霍  乜嘢遊戲接入來啦

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破壞王  超音鼠覺得

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係一款新的彈球遊戲

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你覺得呢  親愛的

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我同你賭五分錢  係一部血壓機

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細孥都鍾意舸尐嘢

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拜託要係賽車遊戲  拜託要係賽車遊戲

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拜託要係賽車遊戲

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係讀"五仙"  定係"五險"

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音似wiffle[威浮]和wife[老婆]

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唔係威浮球就係結婚遊戲

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爾個詞讀"無線"  破壞王

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係  我就係恁讀的

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無線就係互聯網

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它係一個線上社區

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人類向裡面購物

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玩遊戲  仲有社交

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真好玩

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不  一點都唔好玩

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上面寫咗"無線"

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但係其實應該叫"死線"

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開個玩笑

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不過講真的  互聯網無乜嘢好笑的

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爾個係新的  與眾不同

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我們應該害怕它先至啱

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所以睇在上帝的份上  唔好入去  開始工作吧

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遊戲廳就要開門啦

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角色們  我們終於有咗一個新遊戲

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但係卻連入都入唔到

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一點都唔公平

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要係有一個新的賽車遊戲就太heat啦

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你的遊戲出問題咩

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不  無

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只係所有的獎勵關卡都解咗鎖

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我知道每條捷徑

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就算只係一條新賽道  我都會好興奮

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新賽道  你已經有三條賽道啦

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我知道  你就唔希望

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你的遊戲裡會有

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一點新的  唔同嘅嘢嗎

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不

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真的嗎  恁我保留唔同意見

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等等  我唔想要分歧

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不  唔係  爾個只係一種花臣的講法

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意思係我們不必爭論誰是誰非

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我們爭論緊  我唔想爭論

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放輕鬆  勿小題大做啦

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去工作吧  晚上見  臭崩崩

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好

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她想要新賽道  我就畀一條她

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來吧  納菲莎  我們來玩糖果競速

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選雲妮露  斯瓦蒂

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她擁有最勁的超能力

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係  小故障  我鍾意她

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車手們

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發動引擎

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你今日輸硬啦  公主

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好吧  雖然我係個公主  太妃塔

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我更希望你將我當做普普通通的雲妮露

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一個要做低你的賽車手

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三  二  一  出發

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唔好意思  唔好意思  借過

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一  二  三個口香糖球  正好

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我太鍾意她的故障啦

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抱歉  我睡著咗

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真好玩  我贏咗

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雲妮露大幅領先

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邊個都跟她唔到

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她會鍾意的

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正好趕上

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乜嘢話

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"想要新鮮的

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想要新鮮的

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與眾不同嘅嘢嗎

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恁就試試爾條賽道

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與眾不同嘅嘢嗎

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恁就試試爾條賽道

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破壞王  你爾條友仔

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要我講我仲有時間兜多一陣

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睇下  我解鎖咗新賽道

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從未見過的新賽道

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太㔹啦

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多謝啦  破壞王

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唔使多謝

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返賽道上去  斯瓦蒂

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你要輸啦

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唔得  感覺它自己駕駛緊

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爾味嘢出乜嘢毛病啦

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乜嘢話

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不  不

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雲妮露

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不  不不不

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雲妮露  雲妮露

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雲妮露  真對唔住  你幾好吧

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天呀

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爾條賽道太正啦

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多謝你  破壞王  多謝謝謝謝謝

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唔使多謝

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我非常認真地履行我作為你的英雄的職責

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慢著

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你向爾堵痾屎

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雲妮露  快上來

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我們有麻煩啦

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裡維克先生  雲妮露車手頭先無反應

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我覺得我可能轉方向呔盤太用力啦

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真對唔住

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唔緊要  斯瓦蒂

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我可以好容易地裝它返去

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-你做咗尐乜嘢  破壞王  -無乜嘢

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勿怪他

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他只係想令比賽更刺激

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係  勿緊張  太妃塔  裡維克會整好的

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好啦  你...

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好吧  恁亦都唔係問題

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只要訂購新的就得啦

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我想訂購一個新的

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但係糖果競速的製造公司

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已經停業好耐啦

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我去網上搵一個試試

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-好主意  -我都試試

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祝你們好運  就似大海撈針

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搵到啦 eBay上有一個

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真的嗎  真厲害

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睇下  舸幾個細孥搞定咗

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他們要向網上買呔盤

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200元

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係開緊玩笑嗎  幾多錢

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比爾部機一年賺的錢仲多

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我都唔想恁講

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但係回收的人星期五會來...

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或者係時候拆糖果競速賣啦

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他要去焉堵

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裡維克要熄機啦

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快離開爾堵  跑  快跑  快

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快快快  快跑

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-快跑  -快跑

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讓開

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你聽到啦  讓開

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停低  唔好走

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老天在上  你們爾尐人點解

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走出自己的遊戲

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遊戲廳已經開門啦

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糖果競速要被取消

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糖果競速

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-我們無家可歸啦  -係  我們無家可歸啦

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我們要點辦

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你們都冷靜一下  冷靜  控制一下自己

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我唔想失去遊戲

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被取消咗  老天啊

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自從太空侵略者下線以來  我從未見過

246
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恁多失去遊戲的角色

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我們要住向焉堵

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遊戲廳閂門之前  我諗你們可以留向爾堵

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然後我們再來諗下

250
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要放你們到焉堵

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好啦

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咱們睇下

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我掃蕩咗吉恩的冰箱

254
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好消息  他有個派

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我仲由他舸堵拿咗一堆枕頭之類的

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我覺得我們可以向爾堵起個堡壘  帳篷

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或者我們可以用爾尐枕頭...

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如果疊得好

259
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我們可以用枕頭疊一個冰屋仔

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枕頭冰屋  冰屋  冰屋

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你覺得點樣  雲妮露

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要起堡壘  帳篷  都係冰屋至正

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唔敢相信我無遊戲啦

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恁我  以後要點過每日

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乜嘢話  你開緊玩笑嗎

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你浄睏覺  唔使做

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每晚你仲可以同我一齊去超級酒保

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即就係天堂嗎

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但係我好愛我的遊戲

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得啦

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條賽道你之前仲嫌三嫌四

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都太簡單啦

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唔代表我唔愛它

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無錯  賽道係無乜嘢新意

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但係我仲係無法預測比賽時會發生乜嘢事

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係舸個  舸種感覺

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唔知道會發生乜嘢的感覺

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係舸種感覺  對我來講恁先至係生活

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萬一我唔再係賽車手啦  破壞王

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恁我係邊個呢

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你係我最好的朋友

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恁唔夠

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不  我只係...

284
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對唔住  我知道我表現得好奇怪

285
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或者我應該一個人靜一下

286
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好吧

287
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我一陣去超級酒保搵你

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如果你想去的話

289
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好啦

290
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我們畀糖果競速的

291
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小朋友們搵咗幾個好住所

292
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我們希望你們中的一尐人

293
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願意打開屋企門

294
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打開心門來接納他們

295
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舸顆大大的綠橄欖

296
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和我家的裝飾好相配

297
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我係酸糖

298
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有得住就勿挑剔啦  你話呢

299
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跟我走吧  調味糖

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得吧

301
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好好  就只剩賽車手們啦

302
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我們  好討人鍾意

303
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恁當然啦

304
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有人願意嗎

305
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有人嗎

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阿修  我知道我們從來無謦過

307
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組建家庭的事  但係...

308
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感覺組建家庭就似係

309
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直接一頭扎入去

310
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無計劃的事

311
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阿修和我來接納她們吧

312
00:13:43,440 --> 00:13:44,870
我可以同你們倆簡單講句話嗎

313
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聽著  我明白

314
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你們已經結咗婚六年

315
00:13:50,980 --> 00:13:52,380
想添點調味料畀生活

316
00:13:52,380 --> 00:13:54,480
但係相信我  收養15個細孥

317
00:13:54,480 --> 00:13:56,310
唔係你們要的滋味

318
00:13:56,310 --> 00:13:58,250
她們可都係野仔

319
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抱歉  先生  但係舸幾個細孥就係小羔羊

320
00:14:03,260 --> 00:14:07,060
迷失的小羊羔需要兩個善良  有愛心的牧羊人

321
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無錯

322
00:14:08,230 --> 00:14:11,400
再講啦  做父母有幾難

323
00:14:11,400 --> 00:14:13,230
當細孥係你最好的朋友

324
00:14:13,230 --> 00:14:15,100
對他們有求必應

325
00:14:15,100 --> 00:14:16,530
畀全部的愛他們

326
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啱嗎  親親

327
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當然啦

328
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你來搶啊

329
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你自己去搵一支蠟燭

330
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媽  你們的破電視

331
00:14:27,050 --> 00:14:28,550
點解只有一個頻道

332
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我好唔想話我提醒過你們...

333
00:14:43,860 --> 00:14:45,030
酒保

334
00:14:45,030 --> 00:14:47,130
無  破壞王  我無睇見雲妮露

335
00:14:47,130 --> 00:14:50,200
你30秒前啱啱問過我

336
00:14:50,200 --> 00:14:52,440
抱歉  只係我好擔心她

337
00:14:52,440 --> 00:14:56,510
她的故障太頻繁啦  感覺她好無安全感

338
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仲有  你聽聽  她話

339
00:14:58,540 --> 00:15:01,050
和我做朋友對她來講仲係唔夠

340
00:15:02,050 --> 00:15:03,910
唔夠  我係個好好的朋友

341
00:15:03,920 --> 00:15:05,580
啱嗎  酒保  啱吧

342
00:15:05,580 --> 00:15:07,950
抱歉  邊個先至係無安全感的舸個

343
00:15:07,950 --> 00:15:09,320
破壞王  勿恁樣

344
00:15:09,320 --> 00:15:12,120
細孥無得玩遊戲  畀她清靜一陣吧

345
00:15:13,360 --> 00:15:15,230
你可算來啦

346
00:15:15,230 --> 00:15:16,330
破壞王

347
00:15:16,330 --> 00:15:18,900
阿修  你乜嘢時候都飲起根汁汽水啦

348
00:15:18,900 --> 00:15:20,130
今晚開始

349
00:15:20,130 --> 00:15:22,170
我識  兄弟

350
00:15:22,170 --> 00:15:24,400
爾杯本來係點畀雲妮露的

351
00:15:24,400 --> 00:15:25,570
你飲咗未

352
00:15:25,570 --> 00:15:27,300
睇來她唔會來啦

353
00:15:27,310 --> 00:15:28,470
多謝啦

354
00:15:28,470 --> 00:15:30,170
知道嗎  我忍唔住諗

355
00:15:30,180 --> 00:15:32,380
爾場鬧劇其實

356
00:15:32,380 --> 00:15:35,080
有我的責任

357
00:15:35,080 --> 00:15:38,150
恁就講得通啦  本來我的生活完美無缺

358
00:15:38,150 --> 00:15:39,980
我的都係

359
00:15:39,990 --> 00:15:43,390
但係爾家我係15個細孥仔老豆啦

360
00:15:43,390 --> 00:15:45,990
真係天降的恩賜啊

361
00:15:53,030 --> 00:15:55,300
慢著  你正話講咗乜嘢  阿修

362
00:15:55,300 --> 00:15:57,500
真係天降的恩賜啊

363
00:15:57,500 --> 00:15:59,100
唔係  聽起來好奇怪的舸個

364
00:15:59,110 --> 00:16:00,570
咦噢天呀

365
00:16:00,570 --> 00:16:02,610
係  咦噢...

366
00:16:02,610 --> 00:16:03,970
抱歉  再講一次

367
00:16:03,980 --> 00:16:05,980
-咦噢天呀  -咦噢天呀

368
00:16:05,980 --> 00:16:08,110
-咦噢天呀  -咦天呀  再講一次

369
00:16:08,110 --> 00:16:09,280
-咦噢天呀  -咦噢天呀

370
00:16:09,280 --> 00:16:11,620
-咦噢天呀  - Eboy! Eboy! Eboy!

371
00:16:11,620 --> 00:16:12,720
-Eboy? Eboy? - Eboy.

372
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無錯

373
00:16:14,450 --> 00:16:15,650
你講緊乜嘢  破壞王

374
00:16:15,650 --> 00:16:17,420
遊戲廳的舸個細孥仔

375
00:16:17,420 --> 00:16:19,060
話網上可以買到呔盤配件

376
00:16:19,060 --> 00:16:22,260
舸個地方叫做Ebay定係...

377
00:16:22,260 --> 00:16:24,660
eBay  係  叫eBay

378
00:16:24,660 --> 00:16:26,330
破壞王  你係想

379
00:16:26,330 --> 00:16:28,670
去互聯網裡搵舸個配件嗎

380
00:16:28,670 --> 00:16:29,800
只有搵到舸個配件

381
00:16:29,800 --> 00:16:31,700
先至可以整好遊戲  亦只有恁樣

382
00:16:31,700 --> 00:16:33,710
先至可以令雲妮露重新快樂起來

383
00:16:33,710 --> 00:16:35,540
而且如果糖果競速整好咗

384
00:16:35,540 --> 00:16:37,670
住向我屋企裡的舸尐毀掉我理智的

385
00:16:37,680 --> 00:16:40,080
可愛的小流氓

386
00:16:40,080 --> 00:16:42,510
就會再次擁有屬於他們自己屋企

387
00:16:42,520 --> 00:16:45,620
破壞王  爾個係重要的任務  一個崇高的使命

388
00:16:45,620 --> 00:16:46,620
我會照應好你的

389
00:16:46,620 --> 00:16:48,550
多謝啦  兄弟

390
00:16:48,550 --> 00:16:51,220
破壞王  你的賬單點辦  根汁汽水的錢仲未付

391
00:16:51,220 --> 00:16:52,990
阿修會幫我付的

392
00:16:52,990 --> 00:16:55,390
各位  免費飲料  阿修會買單

393
00:16:55,390 --> 00:16:57,230
升龍拳

394
00:16:57,730 --> 00:16:59,530
咦噢天呀

395
00:17:08,270 --> 00:17:10,410
破壞王  你有咩事

396
00:17:10,410 --> 00:17:11,740
準備好

397
00:17:11,750 --> 00:17:14,340
打點好行裝  妹妹

398
00:17:14,350 --> 00:17:17,310
我們要出發啦

399
00:17:17,320 --> 00:17:19,520
你到底講緊尐乜嘢

400
00:17:19,520 --> 00:17:20,590
我們要去互聯網

401
00:17:20,590 --> 00:17:21,520
乜嘢

402
00:17:21,520 --> 00:17:23,350
無錯  去搵配件整好你的遊戲

403
00:17:23,360 --> 00:17:24,420
真的嗎

404
00:17:24,420 --> 00:17:25,660
無錯  早知道我就直接講

405
00:17:25,660 --> 00:17:27,420
"我們要去互聯網啦"就得  我們要去互聯網啦

406
00:17:27,430 --> 00:17:29,630
我們要去啦

407
00:17:29,630 --> 00:17:32,360
浪湧  好高興見到你

408
00:17:32,360 --> 00:17:33,730
我們要檢舉打地鼠遊戲裡的

409
00:17:33,730 --> 00:17:35,200
不當行為

410
00:17:35,200 --> 00:17:36,770
係  我們睇見有幾個臭飛

411
00:17:36,770 --> 00:17:39,400
向舸堵製造大混戰

412
00:17:39,410 --> 00:17:41,540
天呀勿呀  向我眼皮底下唔可以

413
00:17:41,540 --> 00:17:42,740
感謝你們的線索

414
00:17:48,110 --> 00:17:50,110
我們只要搵到e-bay就好啦

415
00:17:50,120 --> 00:17:51,720
-eBay  -係  eBay

416
00:17:51,720 --> 00:17:54,050
我們去舸堵  搵到呔盤

417
00:17:54,050 --> 00:17:55,550
然後向週五送到裡維克店裡

418
00:17:55,560 --> 00:17:57,120
他就會整好你的遊戲

419
00:17:57,120 --> 00:17:58,690
一切都會恢復如初

420
00:17:58,690 --> 00:18:00,490
皆大歡喜

421
00:18:00,490 --> 00:18:02,130
你可以諗出恁深思熟慮的諗法

422
00:18:02,130 --> 00:18:03,630
真係幾令人震驚的  破壞王

423
00:18:03,630 --> 00:18:04,760
無意冒犯

424
00:18:04,760 --> 00:18:06,300
我知道  唔緊要

425
00:18:06,300 --> 00:18:07,470
要到啦

426
00:18:07,470 --> 00:18:09,530
女士們先生們  男孩們女孩們

427
00:18:09,540 --> 00:18:11,740
請睇互聯網

428
00:18:16,440 --> 00:18:18,480
互聯網遠無超音鼠所描述的

429
00:18:18,480 --> 00:18:20,350
恁樣令人印象深刻

430
00:18:20,350 --> 00:18:22,610
係的  我要話我無感覺出乜嘢來

431
00:18:22,620 --> 00:18:25,150
你覺得他們收埋eBay向焉堵

432
00:18:25,150 --> 00:18:26,120
問倒我啦

433
00:18:26,120 --> 00:18:28,220
你有  有人嗎

434
00:18:28,220 --> 00:18:29,650
有人嗎  你好

435
00:18:29,660 --> 00:18:31,820
我們搵緊eBay

436
00:18:31,830 --> 00:18:34,730
你聽到未  雲妮露  有回聲

437
00:18:34,730 --> 00:18:36,190
試試恁樣

438
00:18:42,270 --> 00:18:44,470
好  連接網絡

439
00:18:44,470 --> 00:18:46,570
好啦

440
00:18:46,570 --> 00:18:50,640
密碼係High sc0re  將o換成0

441
00:18:51,310 --> 00:18:52,480
好啦

442
00:18:52,480 --> 00:18:54,710
連上啦

443
00:19:06,460 --> 00:19:08,160
破壞王  睇下

444
00:19:08,160 --> 00:19:10,430
型  氣氛燈光

445
00:19:14,570 --> 00:19:15,630
係小精靈  勿過去  係小精靈

446
00:19:15,640 --> 00:19:17,100
它睇起來似細版的裡維克先生

447
00:19:19,240 --> 00:19:21,140
IP地址415-1037-483

448
00:19:22,410 --> 00:19:24,580
型  快來  破壞王  我們跟著他

449
00:19:24,580 --> 00:19:26,740
等等我  雲妮露  返來  等等

450
00:19:26,750 --> 00:19:28,710
勿掉低我就走

451
00:19:28,720 --> 00:19:30,180
IP地址415-1037-483

452
00:19:31,180 --> 00:19:32,490
雲妮露

453
00:19:34,490 --> 00:19:36,290
我呼吸唔到  太細啦

454
00:19:53,280 --> 00:19:55,280
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455
00:19:57,380 --> 00:19:58,580
雲妮露

456
00:19:58,580 --> 00:20:00,380
破壞王  係唔係好㔹

457
00:20:00,380 --> 00:20:02,280
不  一點都唔掂

458
00:20:04,060 --> 00:20:05,960
光纖網絡

459
00:20:08,860 --> 00:20:09,960
不不不

460
00:20:45,790 --> 00:20:47,830
我滴老天爺呀

461
00:20:49,860 --> 00:20:52,330
雲妮露  我覺得我們已經唔向裡維克遊戲鋪啦

462
00:20:52,330 --> 00:20:55,300
當然啦  朋友

463
00:20:55,300 --> 00:20:58,410
我們向互聯網  快來  破壞王

464
00:21:06,910 --> 00:21:08,910
老天

465
00:21:08,920 --> 00:21:10,280
睇下爾個景象

466
00:21:11,580 --> 00:21:15,460
爾個係我見過最美麗的奇跡

467
00:21:16,720 --> 00:21:18,520
但爾堵太大啦

468
00:21:18,530 --> 00:21:20,760
無窮無盡

469
00:21:20,760 --> 00:21:22,290
我們要點樣先至得

470
00:21:22,300 --> 00:21:23,490
搵到eBay

471
00:21:23,500 --> 00:21:26,300
雲妮露  雲妮露  勿擔心

472
00:21:26,300 --> 00:21:27,530
肯定有人

473
00:21:27,540 --> 00:21:29,540
可以指路嗎

474
00:21:29,540 --> 00:21:30,940
萬事通

475
00:21:29,540 --> 00:21:30,940
睇舸個蛋仔仔

476
00:21:30,940 --> 00:21:32,670
他戴著舸種聰明人先至戴的帽

477
00:21:34,510 --> 00:21:36,270
歡迎返到搜索欄  女士

478
00:21:36,280 --> 00:21:37,340
我希望你搵到啦

479
00:21:37,340 --> 00:21:38,980
一個令你滿意的早餐粟米煎餅

480
00:21:38,980 --> 00:21:41,750
我早上為您提供咗爾個搜索結果

481
00:21:41,750 --> 00:21:44,480
爾家萬事通有乜嘢可以幫到您的

482
00:21:44,490 --> 00:21:46,920
我要去焉堵搵芭蕾...

483
00:21:46,920 --> 00:21:48,790
芭蕾舞鞋  芭蕾舞課  芭蕾舞團

484
00:21:48,790 --> 00:21:49,920
...舞褲

485
00:21:49,920 --> 00:21:50,990
女童細碼

486
00:21:50,990 --> 00:21:53,990
小瑪德琳爾家開始學芭蕾啦  係嗎

487
00:21:53,990 --> 00:21:55,830
我希望可以堅持得比足球課長

488
00:21:56,330 --> 00:21:57,230
搜索

489
00:21:59,700 --> 00:22:01,570
針對"芭蕾舞褲  女童細碼"

490
00:22:01,570 --> 00:22:03,970
我搵到2300萬條結果

491
00:22:03,970 --> 00:22:05,310
係唔係好有意思

492
00:22:06,610 --> 00:22:09,810
跳轉到DesmondsTutus.com

493
00:22:09,810 --> 00:22:11,610
從來無人講多謝

494
00:22:11,610 --> 00:22:13,650
你好  先生

495
00:22:13,650 --> 00:22:15,610
有意思  你睇起來無過搜索歷史

496
00:22:15,620 --> 00:22:17,050
我們開始吧

497
00:22:17,050 --> 00:22:18,820
今日萬事通可以幫您搵尐乜嘢

498
00:22:18,820 --> 00:22:20,590
-嗯...  -雨傘  烏姆裡奇

499
00:22:20,590 --> 00:22:22,320
-鮮味  烏瑪·瑟曼  -不

500
00:22:22,320 --> 00:22:24,320
諾亞方舟  毫無疑問  諾德斯特龍折扣店

501
00:22:24,330 --> 00:22:25,590
呃

502
00:22:25,590 --> 00:22:26,560
人體工程學  都市旅遊用品商

503
00:22:26,560 --> 00:22:29,030
由賈萊爾·懷特扮演的烏列

504
00:22:29,030 --> 00:22:30,860
睇起來無人可以拼肥矮仔[鵝媽媽童謠]起來啦

505
00:22:30,870 --> 00:22:32,730
爾條友仔煮熟啦

506
00:22:32,730 --> 00:22:33,870
我好確定他只係想

507
00:22:33,870 --> 00:22:35,370
估你要講乜嘢

508
00:22:35,370 --> 00:22:36,640
係  好抱歉

509
00:22:36,640 --> 00:22:39,400
自動填充今日有點過火啦

510
00:22:39,410 --> 00:22:41,740
我來試下  eBay  糖果競速

511
00:22:41,740 --> 00:22:42,680
呔盤

512
00:22:45,710 --> 00:22:48,610
我只為您查詢到一個結果

513
00:22:48,620 --> 00:22:50,020
係唔係好有意思

514
00:22:51,820 --> 00:22:53,390
乜嘢話  你係點樣...

515
00:22:53,390 --> 00:22:55,090
互聯網非常直觀

516
00:22:55,090 --> 00:22:56,990
多謝你  萬事通先生

517
00:22:56,990 --> 00:22:58,760
唔使多謝

518
00:22:58,760 --> 00:23:00,490
跳轉到eBay

519
00:23:01,930 --> 00:23:05,900
我鍾意她  真係個討人鍾意的姑娘

520
00:23:05,900 --> 00:23:08,370
慢車道車速限制為

521
00:23:08,370 --> 00:23:10,600
每秒3Mb

522
00:23:37,430 --> 00:23:38,930
睇來我們知道如果要護目鏡[拼寫似谷歌]

523
00:23:38,930 --> 00:23:41,730
應該去焉堵搵啦

524
00:23:41,740 --> 00:23:43,570
整幢樓都係賣護目鏡的

525
00:23:43,570 --> 00:23:45,040
向爾堵  eBay

526
00:23:53,680 --> 00:23:54,980
破壞王  我們真的要入去啦

527
00:23:45,830 --> 00:23:49,400
eBay

528
00:23:49,400 --> 00:24:02,750
eBay
歡迎來到eBay

529
00:24:02,750 --> 00:24:04,310
擺脫大肚腩

530
00:23:54,980 --> 00:23:56,880
我們要拯救我的遊戲啦

531
00:23:56,880 --> 00:23:58,120
我就話你唔使擔心吧

532
00:23:58,120 --> 00:24:01,620
我們只要專心尋找我們要搵嘅嘢

533
00:24:01,620 --> 00:24:03,890
用下花臣就可以擺脫你的大肚腩

534
00:24:03,890 --> 00:24:05,520
我鍾意小花招

535
00:24:05,530 --> 00:24:06,460
時髦主婦想見見你

536
00:24:06,460 --> 00:24:07,760
係咩

537
00:24:07,760 --> 00:24:08,790
恭喜你  你中咗獎

538
00:24:08,800 --> 00:24:09,700
真的嗎

539
00:24:09,700 --> 00:24:11,460
爾十名童星入咗監獄

540
00:24:11,470 --> 00:24:12,630
第六個會令大家吃一驚

541
00:24:12,630 --> 00:24:13,800
聽起來好有意思

542
00:24:13,800 --> 00:24:15,000
想靠玩遊戲賺錢嗎

543
00:24:15,000 --> 00:24:16,170
點擊爾堵睇下應該點做

544
00:24:16,170 --> 00:24:17,570
破壞王  快來

545
00:24:17,570 --> 00:24:19,500
但係舸堵有好多好正嘅嘢

546
00:24:19,510 --> 00:24:21,910
如果你改變主意的話我就向爾堵  兄弟

547
00:24:21,910 --> 00:24:22,810
你呢  女士

548
00:24:22,810 --> 00:24:24,410
想靠玩遊戲賺錢嗎

549
00:24:28,980 --> 00:24:30,720
女士們先生們  下一件物品

550
00:24:29,390 --> 00:24:32,660
天鵝絨畫  《委屈的貓》

551
00:24:30,720 --> 00:24:32,620
一副委屈貓咪的黑天鵝絨畫

552
00:24:32,620 --> 00:24:34,190
起價49.99

553
00:24:34,190 --> 00:24:35,090
水獺  起價850

554
00:24:35,090 --> 00:24:36,420
漂亮的動物標本

555
00:24:39,030 --> 00:24:40,830
一個妥善使用的人工關節

556
00:24:40,830 --> 00:24:42,830
起價10  有人出20嗎

557
00:24:42,830 --> 00:24:44,200
有人出350嗎  邊個出350

558
00:24:44,200 --> 00:24:45,160
50  50  爾家係50

559
00:24:45,170 --> 00:24:46,670
-邊個出350  -400

560
00:24:46,670 --> 00:24:48,000
一次  兩次  成交

561
00:24:48,000 --> 00:24:49,170
形狀似國際巨星

562
00:24:49,170 --> 00:24:52,110
碧昂斯·諾爾斯的粟米片...400成交

563
00:24:52,110 --> 00:24:53,870
好歡樂

564
00:24:53,880 --> 00:24:55,980
你明白爾個遊戲係點玩的嗎

565
00:24:55,980 --> 00:24:59,150
我覺得你好似只要喊出最大的數字

566
00:24:59,150 --> 00:25:01,680
你就可以贏爾個嘢

567
00:25:01,680 --> 00:25:03,580
我仲以為嬌拔的遊戲已經夠奇怪啦

568
00:25:03,580 --> 00:25:04,550
雲妮露  跳上來

569
00:25:04,550 --> 00:25:05,850
睇下你搵唔搵得到

570
00:25:09,530 --> 00:25:13,550
eBay
運動會員用品
寵物用品
內衣用品
照相用品

571
00:25:05,850 --> 00:25:06,720
他們放呔盤向焉堵

572
00:25:07,550 --> 00:25:11,120
有一尐運動會員用品

573
00:25:11,130 --> 00:25:14,030
仲有一個叫"內衣"的大寶寶用品

574
00:25:14,030 --> 00:25:16,230
向右邊  右邊

575
00:25:16,900 --> 00:25:19,020
照相用品
手工藝品
電子遊戲
嬰兒用品

576
00:25:16,230 --> 00:25:18,970
舸邊有一堆老電子遊戲嘅嘢

577
00:25:18,970 --> 00:25:21,130
向舸邊  舸邊  我見到啦

578
00:25:21,140 --> 00:25:22,670
有人想要贏

579
00:25:22,670 --> 00:25:24,270
快點  快點  我們走

580
00:25:24,270 --> 00:25:25,340
有人出275

581
00:25:25,340 --> 00:25:27,570
拍賣仲剩30秒  爾家係275

582
00:25:27,580 --> 00:25:28,880
讓開  讓開

583
00:25:28,880 --> 00:25:30,240
-係我們的  讓開  -有人出300嗎

584
00:25:30,250 --> 00:25:31,610
-我畀300你  -有人出300

585
00:25:31,610 --> 00:25:32,850
有人出305嗎  305  有305嗎

586
00:25:32,850 --> 00:25:34,850
-305  -305  有人出310嗎

587
00:25:34,850 --> 00:25:36,180
-你出310嗎  -310

588
00:25:36,180 --> 00:25:37,850
-315  -320

589
00:25:37,850 --> 00:25:38,920
325

590
00:25:38,920 --> 00:25:40,850
天  爾條友仔好厲害

591
00:25:40,860 --> 00:25:42,620
他不停地加數字  好似好輕鬆似的

592
00:25:42,620 --> 00:25:44,790
爾家係325  有人出350嗎

593
00:25:44,790 --> 00:25:46,090
-350  350  -睇住啦

594
00:25:46,090 --> 00:25:47,060
1000

595
00:25:47,060 --> 00:25:48,590
1000

596
00:25:48,600 --> 00:25:49,860
有人出1000

597
00:25:49,860 --> 00:25:52,100
好樣的  雲妮露  數字夠大

598
00:25:52,100 --> 00:25:53,670
-多謝  -睇住

599
00:25:53,670 --> 00:25:55,230
15000

600
00:25:55,240 --> 00:25:57,200
15000  有人出15500嗎

601
00:25:58,310 --> 00:25:59,840
15500

602
00:25:59,840 --> 00:26:01,170
-16  -17

603
00:26:01,180 --> 00:26:02,280
-18  -20

604
00:26:02,280 --> 00:26:04,010
-23  -25

605
00:26:04,010 --> 00:26:05,880
-27  -27再加1

606
00:26:05,880 --> 00:26:08,310
成交  27001

607
00:26:08,320 --> 00:26:09,780
叫爾位著爛勞工褲

608
00:26:09,780 --> 00:26:11,080
光腳丫的兄弟

609
00:26:11,090 --> 00:26:12,250
係我

610
00:26:12,250 --> 00:26:13,590
-我們贏咗  -我們贏咗

611
00:26:13,590 --> 00:26:17,190
恭喜  爾個係你關於拍品197324579的憑證

612
00:26:17,190 --> 00:26:19,060
請去付款處進行處理

613
00:26:20,030 --> 00:26:21,890
恁  我們要將

614
00:26:21,900 --> 00:26:23,200
一個糖果競速呔盤

615
00:26:23,200 --> 00:26:24,930
送到裡維克屋企

616
00:26:24,930 --> 00:26:26,230
加利福尼亞州  洛斯阿布裡多斯的富蘭

617
00:26:26,230 --> 00:26:27,300
無錯

618
00:26:27,300 --> 00:26:28,670
加急運輸

619
00:26:28,670 --> 00:26:30,770
應該週三早上就可以到達

620
00:26:30,770 --> 00:26:33,240
仲比裡維克先生預計扔掉你的遊戲早兩日

621
00:26:33,240 --> 00:26:35,110
我們提前完成啦

622
00:26:35,110 --> 00:26:36,310
我們太厲害啦

623
00:26:36,310 --> 00:26:38,580
我需要信用卡號

624
00:26:38,580 --> 00:26:40,280
抱歉  信用卡號係乜嘢

625
00:26:40,280 --> 00:26:42,750
信用卡號

626
00:26:42,750 --> 00:26:44,950
號碼  好吧  七號

627
00:26:45,590 --> 00:26:46,950
你講乜嘢

628
00:26:46,960 --> 00:26:49,990
抱歉  不  你講得啱  太荒謬啦  我係話11

629
00:26:49,990 --> 00:26:51,790
爾個唔係信用卡號

630
00:26:51,790 --> 00:26:53,290
明明就係

631
00:26:53,300 --> 00:26:54,990
你要如何付款  先生

632
00:26:55,000 --> 00:26:57,230
你應付27001元

633
00:26:57,230 --> 00:26:58,800
乜嘢

634
00:26:58,800 --> 00:27:01,200
美元  錢的美元嗎

635
00:27:01,200 --> 00:27:04,070
無錯  如果你無信用卡號

636
00:27:04,070 --> 00:27:05,970
我們仲接受貝寶  維莫

637
00:27:05,970 --> 00:27:08,010
專業付  方信用和Buzzzy幣

638
00:27:09,710 --> 00:27:11,310
你肯定會笑死的  好吧

639
00:27:13,280 --> 00:27:17,120
爾個大種乞兒  他漏咗銀包向屋企啦

640
00:27:17,120 --> 00:27:19,990
好吧  銀包留向屋企啦

641
00:27:19,990 --> 00:27:21,820
放向我的錢包室裡啦  門上咗鎖

642
00:27:23,790 --> 00:27:26,060
聽著  如果你們唔向24小時內還清

643
00:27:26,060 --> 00:27:28,230
就會違反未付項目條例

644
00:27:28,230 --> 00:27:30,700
你們的出價將會取消  並失去爾件商品

645
00:27:30,700 --> 00:27:31,700
下一個

646
00:27:34,000 --> 00:27:35,200
夥計  你要去eBay嗎

647
00:27:35,200 --> 00:27:37,300
叫你一尐免費建議  勿去

648
00:27:33,600 --> 00:27:40,590
專業付款
開始購物
eBay

649
00:27:37,310 --> 00:27:39,310
係個千局

650
00:27:39,310 --> 00:27:42,080
我們就差恁一點  我們本來就要...

651
00:27:43,180 --> 00:27:45,280
睇下  他們的標誌都係假的

652
00:27:50,100 --> 00:27:52,300
失去網絡連接

653
00:27:50,650 --> 00:27:53,090
搞乜嘢  該死的網絡

654
00:27:56,360 --> 00:27:59,730
天啊  天啊  天啊

655
00:27:59,730 --> 00:28:01,890
雲妮露  點樣啦  咩事

656
00:28:01,900 --> 00:28:03,060
如果我無呔盤

657
00:28:03,070 --> 00:28:05,270
我就無遊戲啦  我無啦

658
00:28:05,270 --> 00:28:08,240
全互聯網只有一個呔盤

659
00:28:08,240 --> 00:28:11,040
我們仲搞涴咗  我們搞涴咗

660
00:28:11,040 --> 00:28:13,010
冷靜落來

661
00:28:13,010 --> 00:28:14,740
我們係來拯救你的遊戲的

662
00:28:14,740 --> 00:28:15,840
我們接住就要拯救你的遊戲

663
00:28:15,840 --> 00:28:16,910
係吧

664
00:28:16,910 --> 00:28:18,280
-好嗎  -好

665
00:28:19,750 --> 00:28:21,710
恁先至啱

666
00:28:21,720 --> 00:28:23,920
聽著  我們只需要

667
00:28:23,920 --> 00:28:27,020
諗辦法賺點錢

668
00:28:27,020 --> 00:28:30,420
我們係遊戲中的角色  破壞王  我們唔會賺錢

669
00:28:30,430 --> 00:28:32,130
除非你可以諗到一尐魔法般

670
00:28:32,130 --> 00:28:34,930
可以通過玩遊戲賺錢的主意

671
00:28:38,650 --> 00:28:39,700
想通過玩遊戲暴富嗎
由今日開始
尋找懸賞
點擊爾堵查睇詳情

672
00:28:38,230 --> 00:28:40,200
想通過玩遊戲暴富嗎

673
00:28:40,200 --> 00:28:42,040
點擊爾堵查睇詳情

674
00:28:42,040 --> 00:28:44,100
走開  彈窗

675
00:28:44,110 --> 00:28:45,370
爾邊  小姐

676
00:28:45,370 --> 00:28:47,070
該死的彈窗攔截

677
00:28:47,080 --> 00:28:49,410
點解大家都恁兇

678
00:28:49,410 --> 00:28:51,780
他向舸堵  謝天謝地你仲向堵

679
00:28:51,780 --> 00:28:54,950
我和我的朋友要向24小時內賺到27001元

680
00:28:54,950 --> 00:28:56,280
否則她就要失去她的遊戲

681
00:28:56,290 --> 00:28:57,450
你話我們知得唔得

682
00:28:57,450 --> 00:28:59,750
點樣通過玩遊戲變暴富

683
00:28:59,760 --> 00:29:01,460
當然啦

684
00:29:01,460 --> 00:29:03,890
來  點擊爾堵  我帶你們去我的軟件

685
00:29:07,160 --> 00:29:09,960
你幾夠件頭  哥們

686
00:29:09,970 --> 00:29:11,230
有點拖唔迶

687
00:29:11,230 --> 00:29:12,430
抱歉  你快掉落去啦

688
00:29:13,540 --> 00:29:16,470
你睇  盡頭啦  盡頭啦

689
00:29:18,440 --> 00:29:21,240
順便  我叫JP·史濫信

690
00:29:21,240 --> 00:29:22,780
我要歡迎你們倆

691
00:29:22,780 --> 00:29:24,310
加入史濫信家族

692
00:29:25,950 --> 00:29:29,120
好啦  入來我的客廳裡先吧

693
00:29:29,120 --> 00:29:31,290
係你的網頁嗎

694
00:29:31,290 --> 00:29:32,950
我知道你們諗緊乜嘢  勿擔心

695
00:29:32,960 --> 00:29:34,490
我負責反病毒的傢伙啱啱仲向堵呢

696
00:29:34,490 --> 00:29:35,890
乾淨到...

697
00:29:37,290 --> 00:29:38,390
該死

698
00:29:38,390 --> 00:29:39,490
天啊  太衰相啦

699
00:29:39,500 --> 00:29:41,360
唔理點樣  我知道爾堵有點亂

700
00:29:41,360 --> 00:29:42,930
戈登

701
00:29:42,930 --> 00:29:44,500
但我仲係有系統的  真的

702
00:29:44,500 --> 00:29:46,800
只要我搵得到舸個  戈登

703
00:29:46,800 --> 00:29:48,970
我要搵到清單先

704
00:29:48,970 --> 00:29:50,200
你向爾堵啊

705
00:29:50,210 --> 00:29:53,240
爾尐人想通過玩遊戲暴富

706
00:29:53,240 --> 00:29:54,410
你有乜嘢推薦  搭檔

707
00:30:03,490 --> 00:30:05,350
多謝

708
00:30:05,350 --> 00:30:08,790
漁婦的護身符  巫師征途  三美元

709
00:30:08,790 --> 00:30:12,710
散打錘  殭屍聖戰  五美元

710
00:30:05,350 --> 00:30:08,990
"漁婦的護身符  巫師征途  三美元"

711
00:30:08,990 --> 00:30:10,960
"散打錘

712
00:30:10,960 --> 00:30:12,860
殭屍聖戰  五美元"

713
00:30:12,860 --> 00:30:14,390
爾尐都係

714
00:30:14,400 --> 00:30:16,860
普通的  低價的懸賞物品

715
00:30:16,870 --> 00:30:19,070
可以稍微倒返去一點嗎  史濫信先生

716
00:30:19,070 --> 00:30:22,870
你係話我們如果搵到專業聯盟足球中的

717
00:30:21,720 --> 00:30:24,690
金球鞋  專業聯盟足球

718
00:30:22,870 --> 00:30:24,510
金球鞋

719
00:30:24,510 --> 00:30:27,170
我們搵到啦  並交畀你

720
00:30:27,180 --> 00:30:30,480
然後一個現實中的人就會畀15元我們嗎

721
00:30:30,480 --> 00:30:31,510
係的  小姐

722
00:30:31,510 --> 00:30:34,050
歡迎來到尋找懸賞的世界

723
00:30:34,050 --> 00:30:35,320
人們進入遊戲

724
00:30:35,320 --> 00:30:37,320
得到最珍貴的物品

725
00:30:37,320 --> 00:30:39,190
然後向我的網站上

726
00:30:39,190 --> 00:30:41,220
出售畀最高出價的人

727
00:30:41,220 --> 00:30:42,920
好吧  但係係恁樣的

728
00:30:42,930 --> 00:30:44,990
我們需要好多好多錢

729
00:30:44,990 --> 00:30:47,430
你有無可以賺更多錢的物品

730
00:30:48,060 --> 00:30:49,060
戈登

731
00:30:49,900 --> 00:30:51,060
戈登

732
00:30:51,070 --> 00:30:51,970
你向爾堵啊

733
00:30:52,940 --> 00:30:55,190
煞姬的車

734
00:30:54,400 --> 00:30:56,840
多謝啦  夥計  你真好

735
00:30:56,840 --> 00:30:59,240
四萬元賺夠未

736
00:31:00,340 --> 00:31:02,010
夠澌

737
00:31:02,010 --> 00:31:03,940
我認識一個愛荷華州得梅因的人

738
00:31:03,950 --> 00:31:06,850
願意出四萬買煞姬向一個

739
00:31:06,850 --> 00:31:08,550
叫撕殺賽車的遊戲中用的車

740
00:31:07,590 --> 00:31:09,180
煞姬的車
撕殺賽車

741
00:31:08,550 --> 00:31:10,120
一架賽車嗎

742
00:31:10,120 --> 00:31:12,090
無錯  撕殺賽車係爾堵

743
00:31:12,090 --> 00:31:14,090
最火的線上賽車遊戲

744
00:31:14,090 --> 00:31:16,020
但係非常危險

745
00:31:16,030 --> 00:31:17,430
我們唔怕危險

746
00:31:17,430 --> 00:31:19,430
爾個細孥係全世界最㔹的賽車手

747
00:31:19,430 --> 00:31:22,460
我們絕對會幫你搞到爾架車

748
00:31:22,470 --> 00:31:25,930
撕殺賽車  一旦加入  後果自負

749
00:31:22,810 --> 00:31:26,340
撕殺賽車

750
00:31:30,180 --> 00:31:40,670
爾隻Game勁呀

751
00:31:32,380 --> 00:31:35,350
爾個遊戲真係太正啦

752
00:31:37,280 --> 00:31:40,150
細節部分處理得非常好

753
00:31:41,250 --> 00:31:43,250
我以前應該無參加過

754
00:31:43,250 --> 00:31:44,490
有煙的遊戲

755
00:31:45,950 --> 00:31:48,620
-乖貓貓  乖貓貓  -慢著  慢著

756
00:31:52,330 --> 00:31:54,600
我們快尐搵到煞姬的車離開爾堵吧

757
00:31:54,600 --> 00:31:55,400
同意

758
00:32:01,400 --> 00:32:02,230
睇  睇

759
00:32:02,940 --> 00:32:04,110
向爾堵

760
00:32:04,110 --> 00:32:06,140
舸架車真係太勁啦

761
00:32:06,140 --> 00:32:08,110
難怪恁值錢

762
00:32:09,280 --> 00:32:11,450
我的糖啊

763
00:32:11,450 --> 00:32:13,810
係玩家們  他們搶先一步

764
00:32:14,080 --> 00:32:16,250
續咗31小時

765
00:32:16,250 --> 00:32:18,990
我們終於搵到煞姬的車啦

766
00:32:18,990 --> 00:32:20,920
來劫走爾架車吧

767
00:32:20,920 --> 00:32:23,120
來吧  臭襪  開始吧

768
00:32:23,130 --> 00:32:25,130
吉姆  吉米

769
00:32:25,130 --> 00:32:28,030
你唔會又玩緊舸個可怕的遊戲卦

770
00:32:28,030 --> 00:32:29,260
無  奶奶

771
00:32:29,270 --> 00:32:30,600
我做緊我的作業

772
00:32:30,600 --> 00:32:32,130
好啦  正如我所講

773
00:32:32,140 --> 00:32:33,570
來劫走爾架車吧

774
00:32:40,010 --> 00:32:41,440
哎喲喲

775
00:32:42,650 --> 00:32:46,450
山中無老虎  猴子也稱王

776
00:32:46,730 --> 00:32:50,150
煞姬
人稱
公路女王

777
00:32:50,020 --> 00:32:52,150
我覺得可能係煞姬

778
00:32:52,160 --> 00:32:53,650
聽著  馬騮仔

779
00:32:53,660 --> 00:32:56,720
想迶老虎座駕的人

780
00:32:56,730 --> 00:32:58,230
都無好下場

781
00:32:58,230 --> 00:33:01,230
你玩完啦  煞姬

782
00:33:01,230 --> 00:33:03,630
火仔  等爾兩條僆仔常常

783
00:33:03,630 --> 00:33:05,140
非常樂意

784
00:33:08,170 --> 00:33:11,570
死於末路

785
00:33:08,170 --> 00:33:10,340
死於末路

786
00:33:10,340 --> 00:33:12,510
該死  我們爾家又要重頭開始啦

787
00:33:13,510 --> 00:33:15,080
破壞王  或者...

788
00:33:15,740 --> 00:33:17,010
你要去焉堵

789
00:33:17,010 --> 00:33:19,180
我害怕

790
00:33:19,180 --> 00:33:20,350
如果我們向爾堵被燒死

791
00:33:20,350 --> 00:33:21,650
恁就完啦  我們就死啦  無啦

792
00:33:21,650 --> 00:33:23,350
所以我覺得我們應該快尐離開爾堵

793
00:33:23,350 --> 00:33:26,190
不  等等  我有個主意

794
00:33:28,360 --> 00:33:29,690
煞姬

795
00:33:29,690 --> 00:33:31,260
點樣啦  火仔

796
00:33:31,260 --> 00:33:33,560
你有無覺得我們對玩家有點

797
00:33:33,560 --> 00:33:35,100
落手太重啦

798
00:33:35,100 --> 00:33:38,130
講真的  唔覺得

799
00:33:38,130 --> 00:33:42,140
當然啦  我都同情似臭襪537和寶貝拉姆林肯

800
00:33:42,140 --> 00:33:44,140
恁樣的玩家

801
00:33:44,780 --> 00:33:46,240
但如果我們畀他們贏咗

802
00:33:46,240 --> 00:33:48,540
他們可以得到乜嘢教訓呢

803
00:33:49,230 --> 00:33:52,050
無錯  但係火仔的意思係

804
00:33:52,050 --> 00:33:54,480
我係話  爾尐玩家恁努力來到爾堵

805
00:33:54,480 --> 00:33:56,250
我明白  監躉仔

806
00:33:56,250 --> 00:33:58,420
但係你想像一下一個無挑戰的遊戲

807
00:33:58,420 --> 00:34:01,390
每一次都係預料之中的橋段

808
00:34:01,390 --> 00:34:02,590
邊個想要恁樣的

809
00:34:02,590 --> 00:34:03,630
煞姬講得啱

810
00:34:03,630 --> 00:34:06,700
我最近睇咗一段非常深刻的TED演講

811
00:34:06,700 --> 00:34:08,730
我記唔清舸條友仔講咗乜嘢

812
00:34:08,730 --> 00:34:10,770
重要的係他畀我的感覺

813
00:34:10,770 --> 00:34:13,270
但我覺得最終重點係

814
00:34:13,270 --> 00:34:16,440
我尊重你們的旅途  夥計們

815
00:34:16,440 --> 00:34:18,510
我們亦尊重你的  屠夫仔

816
00:34:18,510 --> 00:34:19,640
多謝

817
00:34:19,640 --> 00:34:20,640
煞姬

818
00:34:20,640 --> 00:34:22,440
你有無諗過如果真的有人得到你的車

819
00:34:22,450 --> 00:34:24,310
我們會點

820
00:34:24,310 --> 00:34:25,780
我只知道一件事

821
00:34:25,780 --> 00:34:28,380
舸個人必須要係強者中的強者

822
00:34:32,120 --> 00:34:34,060
日安  女士

823
00:34:34,060 --> 00:34:35,260
你係邊個

824
00:34:35,260 --> 00:34:38,660
我係噪音管制所的

825
00:34:38,660 --> 00:34:40,760
事實上  我們總部接到啦

826
00:34:40,760 --> 00:34:42,430
一尐投訴

827
00:34:42,430 --> 00:34:44,370
接電話的係拉瑞

828
00:34:44,370 --> 00:34:45,730
唔理點樣  有人話拉瑞知

829
00:34:45,740 --> 00:34:47,070
我們聽到咗好多

830
00:34:47,070 --> 00:34:48,470
槍聲和尖叫聲

831
00:34:48,470 --> 00:34:50,440
仲有乜嘢乜嘢的  之類的

832
00:34:50,440 --> 00:34:53,740
無得頂

833
00:34:55,280 --> 00:34:58,180
我點解到爾家先至遇到你

834
00:34:58,180 --> 00:35:00,280
所以我來睇下

835
00:35:00,280 --> 00:35:01,850
抱歉  你正話話自己係邊個話?

836
00:35:01,850 --> 00:35:04,320
我係拉瑞

837
00:35:04,320 --> 00:35:06,250
你話係拉瑞接的電話

838
00:35:13,630 --> 00:35:15,600
做得好  拉瑞

839
00:35:15,600 --> 00:35:18,100
無錯  簡直係風馳電掣

840
00:35:24,210 --> 00:35:26,310
想玩我嗎  有人揸走煞姬的車嗎

841
00:35:26,310 --> 00:35:28,180
我需要你的車  抱歉

842
00:35:30,380 --> 00:35:32,480
我...我要落車啦

843
00:35:35,350 --> 00:35:37,350
今日真係我最慘的一日

844
00:35:38,560 --> 00:35:40,320
可惜我們恁快就要離開啦

845
00:35:40,320 --> 00:35:41,860
爾個遊戲真係太正啦

846
00:35:41,860 --> 00:35:42,890
快尐帶我們離開爾堵

847
00:35:42,890 --> 00:35:45,160
交爾架車畀史濫信  拿到錢

848
00:35:45,160 --> 00:35:46,400
無問題

849
00:35:49,770 --> 00:35:51,640
睇下爾條友仔個款

850
00:36:08,250 --> 00:36:10,650
敢惹公牛  小心牛角  僆仔

851
00:36:15,290 --> 00:36:16,830
你仲係有價值的  屠夫仔

852
00:36:20,430 --> 00:36:22,560
不  係舸個煞姬

853
00:36:22,570 --> 00:36:23,870
她睇落好惱

854
00:36:23,870 --> 00:36:26,170
勿擔心  我來甩掉她

855
00:36:34,710 --> 00:36:36,350
你要去焉堵

856
00:36:36,350 --> 00:36:38,850
雲妮露  返到路上  我的餅乾要撒啦

857
00:36:38,850 --> 00:36:41,190
無乜嘢路  我諗揸到焉堵都得

858
00:36:56,200 --> 00:36:58,870
雲妮露  她就向我們後面

859
00:36:58,870 --> 00:37:00,240
你好

860
00:37:00,240 --> 00:37:02,240
我估你們手上有屬於我嘅嘢

861
00:37:02,240 --> 00:37:03,640
有種來拿吧

862
00:37:18,620 --> 00:37:20,690
死僆仔幾識揸車啊

863
00:37:31,600 --> 00:37:33,000
你快點撇甩她

864
00:37:33,000 --> 00:37:33,910
我努力緊

865
00:37:35,710 --> 00:37:37,810
捉實啦  大䊆

866
00:37:43,980 --> 00:37:45,720
我唔鍾意恁樣

867
00:37:57,600 --> 00:38:00,600
媽媽咪呀  爾位女士真會開車啊

868
00:38:00,600 --> 00:38:02,460
雲妮露  火  你睇見火未呀

869
00:38:02,470 --> 00:38:03,630
死路  死路

870
00:38:03,640 --> 00:38:06,300
對我來講唔係  再見  煞姬

871
00:38:09,600 --> 00:38:10,710
恁先至啱

872
00:38:10,710 --> 00:38:11,810
好  雲妮露

873
00:38:11,810 --> 00:38:14,640
感覺我又搵返自己啦

874
00:38:14,650 --> 00:38:16,650
徑直衝向出口

875
00:38:35,400 --> 00:38:36,500
你勿諗住恁輕鬆撇甩我

876
00:38:36,500 --> 00:38:37,800
你點解...

877
00:38:37,800 --> 00:38:39,330
你睇路

878
00:38:39,340 --> 00:38:40,600
雲妮露

879
00:38:47,880 --> 00:38:51,550
噪音管制所  由我的車上落來

880
00:38:51,550 --> 00:38:52,980
天啊  我們點辦

881
00:38:52,980 --> 00:38:54,880
你坐著勿迶  勿慄

882
00:38:54,890 --> 00:38:56,050
我去和她謦下

883
00:38:56,050 --> 00:38:57,590
破壞王  小心點

884
00:38:57,590 --> 00:39:00,660
無事的  爾個係英雄應該做的事

885
00:39:03,360 --> 00:39:04,830
我的屁股蹊住咗

886
00:39:07,770 --> 00:39:10,500
爾架車唔妥大䊆

887
00:39:10,500 --> 00:39:12,370
唔係  你好

888
00:39:12,370 --> 00:39:14,870
你們真的覺得可以恁輕鬆偷我的車嗎

889
00:39:14,870 --> 00:39:17,410
等我來話你知跟住會發生乜嘢事

890
00:39:17,410 --> 00:39:20,010
不  等等  我們唔係普通的偷車賊

891
00:39:20,010 --> 00:39:23,510
我的爾個朋友係一名糖果卡丁車賽車手

892
00:39:23,520 --> 00:39:24,510
你真應該睇下她駕駛著

893
00:39:24,520 --> 00:39:26,350
我們一齊造的餅乾快車

894
00:39:26,350 --> 00:39:27,820
向她的糖果賽道上飆車個樣

895
00:39:28,990 --> 00:39:33,660
事實上  她的完美小遊戲崩潰啦

896
00:39:33,660 --> 00:39:35,660
都係我的錯

897
00:39:35,660 --> 00:39:37,830
我們係想要整好舸個遊戲

898
00:39:37,830 --> 00:39:39,000
我們需要錢

899
00:39:39,000 --> 00:39:40,730
有人提出要雇我們

900
00:39:40,730 --> 00:39:42,430
-偷你的車...  -好吧  好吧

901
00:39:42,430 --> 00:39:44,470
-於是我們答應啦  -你勿喊啦

902
00:39:44,470 --> 00:39:47,440
不過我要讚賞你對脆弱的完美表現

903
00:39:47,440 --> 00:39:49,140
多謝

904
00:39:49,140 --> 00:39:51,040
我知道啦  真的

905
00:39:51,040 --> 00:39:53,580
對我們來講  友誼都意味著一切

906
00:39:53,580 --> 00:39:55,910
-係吧  夥計們  -無錯  我們就係一家人

907
00:39:55,910 --> 00:39:57,750
真係太正啦

908
00:39:57,750 --> 00:39:59,750
即係話我們可以揸走你的車呀

909
00:39:59,750 --> 00:40:02,750
當然唔得  但我想幫你們

910
00:40:02,750 --> 00:40:03,920
你帶咗手機嗎

911
00:40:03,920 --> 00:40:06,060
-你明的  -我們來拍一段

912
00:40:06,060 --> 00:40:08,160
火仔  畀爾個大䊆試試

913
00:40:08,160 --> 00:40:09,430
非常樂意

914
00:40:09,430 --> 00:40:10,730
等等  乜嘢事

915
00:40:11,800 --> 00:40:13,530
你們做咩

916
00:40:13,530 --> 00:40:15,730
講點乜嘢  你的第一反應

917
00:40:16,470 --> 00:40:19,070
我要搞破壞

918
00:40:19,070 --> 00:40:21,170
好好  好啦  熄機

919
00:40:23,840 --> 00:40:25,550
你們做乜嘢

920
00:40:26,280 --> 00:40:29,110
互聯網上有好多比偷車更好的

921
00:40:29,110 --> 00:40:30,810
賺錢方法

922
00:40:30,820 --> 00:40:33,980
比如成為Buzzzy分享的明星

923
00:40:33,990 --> 00:40:35,820
我應該知道舸個係乜嘢嗎

924
00:40:35,820 --> 00:40:38,060
拜託  人人都知道Buzzzy分享

925
00:40:38,060 --> 00:40:39,990
爾個係著名的視頻分享網站

926
00:40:39,990 --> 00:40:41,690
我畀緊註冊賬號你

927
00:40:42,210 --> 00:40:44,030
好啦

928
00:40:44,030 --> 00:40:47,800
如果爾段視頻紅啦  你可以賺一大筆錢

929
00:40:47,800 --> 00:40:49,900
我有個朋友  她叫贊姐

930
00:40:49,900 --> 00:40:51,800
她係舸堵的首席算法

931
00:40:51,800 --> 00:40:53,170
同她講係我叫你去的

932
00:40:53,170 --> 00:40:54,640
贊姐會幫你牽線的

933
00:40:54,640 --> 00:40:56,840
你真係太好啦

934
00:40:56,840 --> 00:40:58,810
我唔敢確定係唔係應該話她"好"

935
00:40:58,810 --> 00:41:00,710
多謝你

936
00:41:00,710 --> 00:41:02,080
我先至應該多謝你  妹妹仔

937
00:41:02,080 --> 00:41:03,650
正話的賽車太好玩啦

938
00:41:05,480 --> 00:41:06,090
再次多謝你

939
00:41:06,920 --> 00:41:07,950
你知道...

940
00:41:07,950 --> 00:41:10,850
既然我們謦緊啦  你啱啱用咗乜嘢招數

941
00:41:10,860 --> 00:41:12,790
穿過咗舸個起火的隧道

942
00:41:12,790 --> 00:41:15,490
係漂移起跳加加速飄移  定係...

943
00:41:15,490 --> 00:41:17,030
或者吧

944
00:41:17,030 --> 00:41:19,130
如果你想返來再賽一場

945
00:41:19,130 --> 00:41:21,030
我好樂意再打敗你一次

946
00:41:22,050 --> 00:41:22,230
再見

947
00:41:37,780 --> 00:41:38,980
臭顯擺

948
00:41:40,150 --> 00:41:42,720
天啊  舸堵真可怕

949
00:41:40,200 --> 00:41:41,700
撕殺賽車
一旦加入  後果自負

950
00:41:42,720 --> 00:41:44,890
我知道  好激動啊

951
00:41:44,890 --> 00:41:46,790
不  激動係會令你笑的

952
00:41:46,790 --> 00:41:48,520
至得人驚係會令你夾緊屁股罅

953
00:41:48,530 --> 00:41:50,160
我的屁股爾家仲夾著呢

954
00:41:50,160 --> 00:41:52,200
拜託  難道你真的覺得

955
00:41:52,200 --> 00:41:55,530
舸個煞姬唔係你見過最㔹的人嗎

956
00:41:55,530 --> 00:41:58,040
型  你講下她焉堵型啦

957
00:41:58,040 --> 00:42:00,540
我諗下  她睇落去好型  講話好型

958
00:42:00,540 --> 00:42:02,710
她手車好爆  髮型好爆  車好爆

959
00:42:02,710 --> 00:42:04,880
等等  你係話我的頭髮好型嗎

960
00:42:04,880 --> 00:42:09,110
乜嘢  不  我只係話遊戲係另一個檔次的

961
00:42:09,110 --> 00:42:11,720
無人會話你知應該點樣做  或者應該去焉堵

962
00:42:11,720 --> 00:42:14,050
你要去焉堵呢

963
00:42:12,570 --> 00:42:13,970
聚集你的社交網絡
社交網絡

964
00:42:14,050 --> 00:42:15,950
去Buzzzy分享  係爾邊

965
00:42:14,130 --> 00:42:16,610
聚集你的社交網絡
社交網絡區
前行

966
00:42:15,960 --> 00:42:18,220
不不不  我們要返去搵史濫信

967
00:42:18,220 --> 00:42:20,220
他會畀簡單易做我們

968
00:42:20,230 --> 00:42:23,060
不  我們要去搵煞姬的朋友

969
00:42:23,060 --> 00:42:25,630
拜託  我一點都唔信任舸個煞姬

970
00:42:25,630 --> 00:42:27,830
-我信任  -我...

971
00:42:27,830 --> 00:42:29,770
-你好  先生  -你係邊個

972
00:42:29,770 --> 00:42:31,670
我係你友善的eBay提醒信使

973
00:42:31,670 --> 00:42:33,900
生勾勾的Eboy

974
00:42:33,910 --> 00:42:37,270
我只係來提醒你你的出價仲有八小時過期

975
00:42:37,280 --> 00:42:40,580
八小時  多謝你  Eboy

976
00:42:40,580 --> 00:42:42,210
加油  積臣

977
00:42:42,210 --> 00:42:46,120
大䊆  如果我們搵史濫信一點點賺錢

978
00:42:46,120 --> 00:42:47,950
恁要花上20年

979
00:42:47,950 --> 00:42:49,720
先至可以湊夠錢買呔盤

980
00:42:49,720 --> 00:42:52,790
好吧  就聽你的

981
00:42:52,790 --> 00:42:54,620
但係我話你知  去舸個乜嘢Buzzzy分享

982
00:42:54,630 --> 00:42:55,930
絕對係個大膽的主意

983
00:42:57,020 --> 00:43:00,280
Buzzzy分享

984
00:43:00,280 --> 00:43:06,200
心動系列

985
00:43:03,300 --> 00:43:06,770
天啊  爾堵有各種各樣的視頻

986
00:43:04,310 --> 00:43:06,200
牛逼

987
00:43:06,770 --> 00:43:09,240
係啊  如果你鍾意小寶寶和貓咪的話

988
00:43:09,240 --> 00:43:11,110
-睇  係你  -係

989
00:43:11,110 --> 00:43:12,610
我要搞破壞

990
00:43:15,210 --> 00:43:20,020
觀眾

991
00:43:15,580 --> 00:43:16,980
唔知道爾尐僆仔

992
00:43:16,980 --> 00:43:18,750
點解要同你的視頻點心心

993
00:43:18,750 --> 00:43:19,980
顯然係因為他們愛我

994
00:43:19,990 --> 00:43:22,220
我就話來爾堵係個好主意

995
00:43:22,220 --> 00:43:24,090
係啊  臭屁蟲

996
00:43:24,090 --> 00:43:26,660
我們要去搵邊個商量酬勞的事話

997
00:43:26,660 --> 00:43:29,960
首席算法  她叫贊姐

998
00:43:29,960 --> 00:43:32,000
唔好  唔好  唔好

999
00:43:32,630 --> 00:43:35,270
毫無新意  老套

1000
00:43:35,270 --> 00:43:37,170
YouTube上已經有爾個啦

1001
00:43:37,170 --> 00:43:39,870
楚巴卡老爹  認真的嗎

1002
00:43:38,180 --> 00:43:40,640
楚巴卡老爹

1003
00:43:39,870 --> 00:43:43,110
無錯  就似楚巴卡老媽  只不過係老爹

1004
00:43:43,110 --> 00:43:44,640
唔好

1005
00:43:44,640 --> 00:43:47,740
你好  你係Al Gore嗎

1006
00:43:47,750 --> 00:43:51,650
我係Buzzzy分享的首席算法

1007
00:43:51,650 --> 00:43:53,350
亦即係話係網絡上

1008
00:43:53,350 --> 00:43:56,220
最火的視頻分享網站的館長

1009
00:43:56,220 --> 00:43:57,990
亦即係話我無時間和

1010
00:43:57,990 --> 00:44:00,620
每一個唔著鞋大啖抖氣  貿貿然

1011
00:44:00,630 --> 00:44:01,890
闖入我辦公室的流浪漢閑扯

1012
00:44:01,890 --> 00:44:03,290
叫保安  不如

1013
00:44:03,300 --> 00:44:07,000
好的  但係  贊姐  爾個就係舸竵嘴佬

1014
00:44:07,000 --> 00:44:08,170
邊個

1015
00:44:08,170 --> 00:44:09,800
舸個下巴兜兜的友仔

1016
00:44:09,800 --> 00:44:11,200
所以呢

1017
00:44:11,200 --> 00:44:13,670
他的視頻有一百三十萬個贊

1018
00:44:15,340 --> 00:44:17,870
你點解唔話

1019
00:44:17,880 --> 00:44:19,840
眼前爾位係一位大天才

1020
00:44:19,850 --> 00:44:21,280
畀杯他飲

1021
00:44:21,280 --> 00:44:22,880
但係舸個叫煞姬的女士

1022
00:44:22,880 --> 00:44:24,180
爾段視頻係她拍的

1023
00:44:24,180 --> 00:44:26,350
係她要我們來搵你的

1024
00:44:26,350 --> 00:44:28,690
難怪你的視頻恁潮

1025
00:44:28,690 --> 00:44:30,320
煞姬真係好掂

1026
00:44:30,320 --> 00:44:31,690
係吧

1027
00:44:31,690 --> 00:44:33,060
她先至唔係

1028
00:44:33,060 --> 00:44:35,030
我先至係舸個得到愛心的友仔

1029
00:44:35,030 --> 00:44:38,030
無錯  大寶貝

1030
00:44:38,900 --> 00:44:40,060
無錯

1031
00:44:40,070 --> 00:44:41,230
你啱啱話你叫乜嘢話

1032
00:44:41,230 --> 00:44:42,900
破壞王  破壞王華夫

1033
00:44:42,900 --> 00:44:46,170
破壞王華夫  你紅咗

1034
00:44:46,170 --> 00:44:50,170
爾尐係畀你的  愛心  愛心  愛心

1035
00:44:50,180 --> 00:44:51,780
-愛心  愛心  愛心  -愛心  愛心

1036
00:44:51,780 --> 00:44:52,910
無錯  愛心

1037
00:44:56,080 --> 00:44:57,920
雖然我唔想破壞

1038
00:44:57,920 --> 00:44:59,680
你們之間濃郁的愛意

1039
00:44:59,690 --> 00:45:01,250
但係煞姬好似話我們知

1040
00:45:01,250 --> 00:45:04,720
紅咗的視頻可以真的賺到錢

1041
00:45:04,720 --> 00:45:06,790
愛心就係錢  親愛的

1042
00:45:06,790 --> 00:45:08,990
你們的Buzzzy賬戶可以轉化愛心為錢

1043
00:45:10,360 --> 00:45:12,200
43000元

1044
00:45:12,200 --> 00:45:15,170
雲妮露  我們只需要27001元  我們成功咗

1045
00:45:15,170 --> 00:45:18,100
不不不

1046
00:45:18,100 --> 00:45:20,070
係43元

1047
00:45:20,070 --> 00:45:24,110
43元  仲未到一半呢

1048
00:45:24,110 --> 00:45:27,410
我們只剩低八小時可以用來拯救我的遊戲啦

1049
00:45:27,410 --> 00:45:30,350
雖然我都唔想恁講  但唔可能啦

1050
00:45:30,350 --> 00:45:32,050
你的視頻無人氣啦

1051
00:45:32,050 --> 00:45:33,480
我被老點咗

1052
00:45:33,490 --> 00:45:35,020
紅咗

1053
00:45:35,020 --> 00:45:37,190
係的  係15秒之前的事啦

1054
00:45:37,190 --> 00:45:39,160
爾家你唔紅啦

1055
00:45:39,160 --> 00:45:39,960
都係多謝你們專程過來

1056
00:45:43,030 --> 00:45:44,260
我們點辦  雲妮露

1057
00:45:44,260 --> 00:45:47,200
好啦  我有個主意  聽我講

1058
00:45:47,200 --> 00:45:50,430
不如我們返到撕殺賽車

1059
00:45:50,440 --> 00:45:51,640
我畀煞姬好好...

1060
00:45:51,640 --> 00:45:55,970
不不不  我們唔好再返到舸個死亡陷阱

1061
00:45:55,980 --> 00:45:58,210
贊姐  如果我幫你拍一堆視頻...

1062
00:45:58,210 --> 00:46:00,850
都係我做各種各樣瘋狂的事

1063
00:46:00,850 --> 00:46:02,480
你係話轟炸市場嗎

1064
00:46:02,480 --> 00:46:04,980
恁會令你迅速得到好多心

1065
00:46:04,980 --> 00:46:06,220
你有無好好地考慮過

1066
00:46:06,220 --> 00:46:09,020
你打算向視頻中都做尐乜嘢

1067
00:46:09,020 --> 00:46:11,320
我就模仿流行的

1068
00:46:11,320 --> 00:46:13,930
天才呀  爾家乜嘢最流行

1069
00:46:13,930 --> 00:46:16,130
我們來睇下

1070
00:46:16,130 --> 00:46:18,200
一如既往  人體受傷排第一

1071
00:46:18,200 --> 00:46:21,170
接住係食辣椒挑戰

1072
00:46:21,170 --> 00:46:22,870
街機直播

1073
00:46:22,870 --> 00:46:24,300
咆哮山羊又流行起來啦

1074
00:46:24,300 --> 00:46:27,410
拆箱視頻  烹飪短片  化妝教程

1075
00:46:27,410 --> 00:46:30,410
最後係  蜜蜂雙關語

1076
00:46:30,410 --> 00:46:32,950
我們來做蜜友吧

1077
00:46:34,910 --> 00:46:36,280
已經連續兩個禮拜啦

1078
00:46:36,280 --> 00:46:38,280
十四日的蜜蜂雙關語啊

1079
00:46:38,280 --> 00:46:41,120
他先至唔講蜜蜂雙關語呢  配唔上你

1080
00:46:41,120 --> 00:46:43,890
我要講蜜蜂雙關語  我要講

1081
00:46:43,890 --> 00:46:46,860
我要食辣椒  我要化妝

1082
00:46:46,860 --> 00:46:48,290
要做乜嘢都得

1083
00:46:48,290 --> 00:46:51,000
因為  雲妮露 我們係來拯救你的遊戲的

1084
00:46:51,000 --> 00:46:52,300
我們要恁做

1085
00:46:52,300 --> 00:46:54,170
我太鍾意啦

1086
00:46:54,170 --> 00:46:55,970
爾個就係互聯網的意義

1087
00:46:55,970 --> 00:46:57,400
快開工吧

1088
00:46:59,970 --> 00:47:01,440
睇過啦

1089
00:47:01,440 --> 00:47:03,270
睇過啦

1090
00:47:03,280 --> 00:47:05,310
睇過啦  睇過啦

1091
00:47:03,690 --> 00:47:13,020
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可愛滿分
產品評測
買家小心啦

1092
00:47:07,190 --> 00:47:13,020
破壞王係咩

1093
00:47:15,560 --> 00:47:18,060
麥克尼利  你記得舸個破壞王華夫嗎

1094
00:47:18,060 --> 00:47:19,520
老街機裡的舸條儍佬嗎

1095
00:47:19,530 --> 00:47:21,560
無錯

1096
00:47:21,560 --> 00:47:22,860
我發一段超級無厘頭的視頻畀你

1097
00:47:22,140 --> 00:47:26,040
分享

1098
00:47:22,860 --> 00:47:24,160
你睇  哥們

1099
00:47:24,160 --> 00:47:25,470
我要點個贊  隨便吧

1100
00:47:36,510 --> 00:47:38,510
大家好  歡迎收睇《最新爆梗》

1101
00:47:38,510 --> 00:47:40,040
我係你們的主持人  丹尼·費爾南德茲

1102
00:47:40,050 --> 00:47:41,550
無人知道係邊個做的

1103
00:47:41,550 --> 00:47:43,320
但係全世界都迷上咗

1104
00:47:43,320 --> 00:47:46,020
一系列奇怪的視頻

1105
00:47:46,020 --> 00:47:48,420
主角都係80年代遊戲中的反派破壞王華夫

1106
00:47:48,420 --> 00:47:50,360
睇下大家都向Buzzzy網

1107
00:47:50,360 --> 00:47:51,890
分享乜嘢

1108
00:47:50,800 --> 00:48:02,480
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超級失敗
如果係你你仲識笑嗎
貓咪
可愛貓咪大集結
惡作劇
玩死你
購物狂歡
活出極致

1109
00:47:51,890 --> 00:47:53,530
大家好  我係破壞王華夫

1110
00:47:53,530 --> 00:47:56,130
今日要做魔鬼椒挑戰

1111
00:47:56,130 --> 00:47:57,830
應該會狠辣吧  我們睇下

1112
00:47:58,530 --> 00:48:00,100
都唔係好...

1113
00:48:00,100 --> 00:48:02,370
好辣  停低

1114
00:48:02,370 --> 00:48:04,170
麥克尼利  又出來咗一段

1115
00:48:04,170 --> 00:48:05,300
睇下  哥們

1116
00:48:05,310 --> 00:48:07,270
爾尐視頻由焉堵來的

1117
00:48:07,270 --> 00:48:08,410
喬西

1118
00:48:08,410 --> 00:48:09,510
你見過辣椒挑戰未

1119
00:48:09,510 --> 00:48:10,610
仲未有

1120
00:48:10,610 --> 00:48:13,080
我睇緊他吮嘴唇的舸段

1121
00:48:13,080 --> 00:48:14,450
好噁心

1122
00:48:14,450 --> 00:48:15,910
唔好真的畫出一條線

1123
00:48:15,920 --> 00:48:18,350
要抹均勻  似恁樣

1124
00:48:18,350 --> 00:48:20,250
恁樣  朋友

1125
00:48:20,250 --> 00:48:23,090
先至可以畫出完美的貓眼妝

1126
00:48:23,090 --> 00:48:24,580
我習慣來一段鄉村舞步先

1127
00:48:24,580 --> 00:48:27,590
然後牙線步

1128
00:48:27,590 --> 00:48:30,960
最後以熱辣馬拉特結尾

1129
00:48:30,960 --> 00:48:32,500
跟著我來

1130
00:48:32,500 --> 00:48:36,270
然後我要畫一個小朋友畀爾片小雲

1131
00:48:36,270 --> 00:48:38,040
一棵樹

1132
00:48:38,040 --> 00:48:39,340
人人都需要朋友

1133
00:48:41,080 --> 00:48:42,470
睇下舸尐友仔

1134
00:48:42,480 --> 00:48:44,440
睇下舸個  邊個向他的耳仔下

1135
00:48:44,450 --> 00:48:46,650
你們爾群蕃薯  醒醒

1136
00:48:46,650 --> 00:48:49,610
我們已經設溫度向950

1137
00:48:49,620 --> 00:48:51,120
焗咗6個小時

1138
00:48:51,120 --> 00:48:52,620
所以應該已經焗好啦

1139
00:48:53,990 --> 00:48:56,990
睇下  焗燶咗的批

1140
00:48:56,990 --> 00:48:58,460
我們來吹一下

1141
00:48:58,460 --> 00:49:00,330
我的頭髮  我的頭髮

1142
00:49:01,160 --> 00:49:03,200
爾條友仔著火啦

1143
00:49:03,200 --> 00:49:05,300
字面上和象徵意義上都著咗火

1144
00:49:05,300 --> 00:49:07,170
但他仲需要向接住五小時內

1145
00:49:07,170 --> 00:49:08,600
集齊兩億顆愛心

1146
00:49:08,600 --> 00:49:10,600
否則爾個細孥就會失去她的遊戲

1147
00:49:10,600 --> 00:49:13,110
所以我要進行第二階段

1148
00:49:13,110 --> 00:49:15,610
各位精英彈窗團成員

1149
00:49:15,610 --> 00:49:17,710
我需要你們去彈窗

1150
00:49:17,710 --> 00:49:20,210
獲得全互聯網的點擊量

1151
00:49:20,210 --> 00:49:23,120
我係指湯唔熱  圖享  融合網

1152
00:49:23,120 --> 00:49:24,520
做我的風笛手

1153
00:49:23,760 --> 00:49:26,040
勁爆破壞王華夫視頻
點此
Buzzzy網獨家

1154
00:49:24,520 --> 00:49:27,190
坐上美麗的座椅前往Buzzzy網

1155
00:49:27,190 --> 00:49:29,420
因為破壞王華夫需要他的愛心

1156
00:49:33,690 --> 00:49:36,030
先生  喂喂喂喂

1157
00:49:36,030 --> 00:49:37,500
你唔會想錯過爾個的

1158
00:49:37,500 --> 00:49:38,530
爾個係最新的破壞王視頻

1159
00:49:38,530 --> 00:49:40,100
點擊  點擊

1160
00:49:43,250 --> 00:49:44,840
Buzzzy網

1161
00:49:44,840 --> 00:49:47,600
抵達

1162
00:49:52,450 --> 00:49:55,480
我的天啊  睇落好有趣

1163
00:49:55,480 --> 00:49:56,720
贊姐  我可以當彈窗員嗎

1164
00:49:56,720 --> 00:49:59,350
我唔知道  你可以煩死人嗎

1165
00:49:59,350 --> 00:50:02,190
我唔知道  我可以嗎  可以嗎  可以嗎

1166
00:50:02,190 --> 00:50:04,390
可以嗎  可以嗎  可以嗎

1167
00:50:05,460 --> 00:50:07,560
好吧  你好完美  畀

1168
00:50:07,560 --> 00:50:09,160
多謝

1169
00:50:09,160 --> 00:50:10,300
你要去的話  我都要去

1170
00:50:10,300 --> 00:50:13,730
不  寶貝  你要留向爾堵  當我的電影明星

1171
00:50:13,740 --> 00:50:17,040
乜嘢  不不不  我和爾個細孥就似鞋和襪

1172
00:50:17,040 --> 00:50:18,400
或者花生牛油和煙肉

1173
00:50:18,410 --> 00:50:20,210
離開對方就無法生存

1174
00:50:20,210 --> 00:50:21,470
來吧  雲妮露  話她知

1175
00:50:21,480 --> 00:50:22,440
無錯

1176
00:50:22,440 --> 00:50:26,010
事實上  真係因為如此  我們就算

1177
00:50:26,010 --> 00:50:28,080
分開一陣都無事的

1178
00:50:28,080 --> 00:50:30,580
拜託  夥計  我們要拯救的係我的遊戲

1179
00:50:30,590 --> 00:50:32,190
我只係想去做出點貢獻

1180
00:50:33,020 --> 00:50:34,220
但係唔帶我嗎

1181
00:50:34,220 --> 00:50:36,250
萬一你迷咗路呢  你只係個雲妮露

1182
00:50:36,260 --> 00:50:38,420
你就係個成熟的大人嗎

1183
00:50:38,430 --> 00:50:40,430
我更大

1184
00:50:40,430 --> 00:50:42,360
勿恁無安全感  大䊆

1185
00:50:42,360 --> 00:50:44,660
她唔會迷路的  我保證

1186
00:50:44,670 --> 00:50:47,430
她會乘坐我的專用網絡瀏覽器

1187
00:50:48,740 --> 00:50:51,070
而且你的應用上仲有Buzzzy視頻

1188
00:50:51,070 --> 00:50:53,270
所以唔理她向互聯網何方  你都可以聯繫到她

1189
00:50:53,270 --> 00:50:55,110
睇  我唔會有事的

1190
00:50:55,110 --> 00:50:57,010
我知道  我只係...

1191
00:51:00,780 --> 00:51:03,650
我們六年無分開過啦

1192
00:51:03,650 --> 00:51:05,550
我會掛住你的

1193
00:51:06,190 --> 00:51:08,450
你都唔會有事的

1194
00:51:08,460 --> 00:51:10,220
你的視頻得到的愛心越多

1195
00:51:10,220 --> 00:51:12,190
我們就可以越快買到呔盤

1196
00:51:12,190 --> 00:51:13,790
然後我們就可以返屋企啦

1197
00:51:13,800 --> 00:51:15,330
睇  我們到咗聽日爾個時候

1198
00:51:15,330 --> 00:51:17,560
就可以向超級酒保的店裡慶祝啦

1199
00:51:17,570 --> 00:51:20,470
好吧  我估你講得啱

1200
00:51:21,100 --> 00:51:22,740
再見

1201
00:51:22,740 --> 00:51:25,570
小心點  勿傻乎乎的

1202
00:51:29,480 --> 00:51:31,480
你要送她到焉堵

1203
00:51:31,480 --> 00:51:33,750
既然糖果女孩來自街機遊戲

1204
00:51:33,750 --> 00:51:35,420
我覺得送她到遊戲區唔錯

1205
00:51:36,430 --> 00:51:38,470
遊戲區
撕殺賽車

1206
00:51:37,180 --> 00:51:38,820
唔得唔得  壞主意

1207
00:51:38,820 --> 00:51:41,450
舸尐遊戲好危險  會侵蝕你個腦

1208
00:51:41,460 --> 00:51:42,760
我們不如送她到一尐

1209
00:51:42,760 --> 00:51:45,420
同舸堵完全唔一樣的地方

1210
00:51:45,430 --> 00:51:47,830
離舸堵非常遠

1211
00:51:47,830 --> 00:51:51,100
我們睇下  家庭型樂園

1212
00:51:51,100 --> 00:51:53,330
聽起來好安全  她嚴格來講亦係一名公主

1213
00:51:53,330 --> 00:51:55,370
不如就送到爾個

1214
00:51:55,370 --> 00:51:56,800
粉色的小城堡吧

1215
00:51:56,800 --> 00:51:57,970
無問題

1216
00:51:57,970 --> 00:52:01,880
我就將我們的新任彈窗員送到我的迪士尼網

1217
00:52:03,290 --> 00:52:06,410
我的迪士尼

1218
00:52:07,650 --> 00:52:10,820
上帝啊  爾堵地方太閃啦

1219
00:52:12,260 --> 00:52:16,360
星球大戰  迪士尼動畫  漫威  皮克斯

1220
00:52:16,120 --> 00:52:18,560
飛向無限

1221
00:52:22,130 --> 00:52:25,360
拜託  公主們和卡通角色

1222
00:52:25,370 --> 00:52:26,830
爛爆啦

1223
00:52:26,830 --> 00:52:29,540
勿恁講

1224
00:52:29,540 --> 00:52:31,740
我係話  無意冒犯啦

1225
00:52:32,670 --> 00:52:34,840
應該去開工

1226
00:52:34,840 --> 00:52:36,380
最後一個問題

1227
00:52:35,270 --> 00:52:40,480
焉位迪士尼公主會係你的好閨蜜
我的朋友會形容我係
聰明  有趣
善良  勇敢

1228
00:52:36,380 --> 00:52:39,450
"我的朋友仲形容我係"

1229
00:52:39,450 --> 00:52:42,550
"聰明  有趣  善良定係勇敢"

1230
00:52:44,390 --> 00:52:46,650
應該係善良吧

1231
00:52:46,650 --> 00:52:50,690
根據你的回答  你的公主閨蜜係

1232
00:52:50,690 --> 00:52:52,490
白雪公主

1233
00:52:52,490 --> 00:52:53,890
我相信我們的友誼

1234
00:52:53,900 --> 00:52:55,900
會係最有魔力的

1235
00:52:55,900 --> 00:52:59,230
想見見我的好閨蜜嗎  係破壞王哦

1236
00:52:59,230 --> 00:53:01,230
點擊爾堵觀睇他的新視頻

1237
00:53:02,370 --> 00:53:04,170
多謝你

1238
00:53:04,170 --> 00:53:06,810
向《美國隊長  復仇者先鋒》中

1239
00:53:06,810 --> 00:53:08,710
紅骷髏象徵著世界樹

1240
00:53:08,710 --> 00:53:10,880
世界樹係智慧和命運的守護者

1241
00:53:10,880 --> 00:53:12,750
我們大家都認為  先生

1242
00:53:12,750 --> 00:53:14,350
你係舸棵樹的後代嗎

1243
00:53:15,320 --> 00:53:17,220
我係格魯特

1244
00:53:17,220 --> 00:53:19,250
好吧  好吧  非常感謝

1245
00:53:19,250 --> 00:53:21,420
德拉克斯到底鍾意乜嘢

1246
00:53:21,420 --> 00:53:22,920
-我係格魯特  -多謝

1247
00:53:22,930 --> 00:53:26,260
你係針葉樹定係結果的樹

1248
00:53:26,260 --> 00:53:27,330
-我...  -唔好意思

1249
00:53:27,330 --> 00:53:28,390
爾個交畀我吧  他係格魯特

1250
00:53:28,400 --> 00:53:29,500
我係雲妮露

1251
00:53:29,500 --> 00:53:30,800
點擊爾堵認識一下超級無敵破壞王

1252
00:53:32,230 --> 00:53:35,400
真係太簡單啦

1253
00:53:35,400 --> 00:53:36,800
你的彈窗有許可嗎

1254
00:53:38,240 --> 00:53:40,740
係一個未授權的標題  你要跟我們走  雲妮露

1255
00:53:42,610 --> 00:53:43,750
她要逃走啦

1256
00:53:46,410 --> 00:53:47,420
爾邊

1257
00:53:48,980 --> 00:53:50,180
抱歉  先生

1258
00:53:50,960 --> 00:53:53,640
僅限演員出入

1259
00:53:53,550 --> 00:53:56,760
你唔識字嗎  爾堵僅限演員出入

1260
00:53:58,760 --> 00:54:00,230
我覺得她向爾邊走啦  快點

1261
00:54:00,230 --> 00:54:01,560
收到

1262
00:54:01,560 --> 00:54:02,700
你見到一個細孥向爾堵走咗嗎

1263
00:54:02,700 --> 00:54:05,430
她似隻雞乸衝咗入來

1264
00:54:07,570 --> 00:54:08,470
搵到她未

1265
00:54:08,470 --> 00:54:10,470
無  或者她去

1266
00:54:10,470 --> 00:54:11,770
飛狗巴迪區啦

1267
00:54:11,770 --> 00:54:13,370
走吧  我們去睇下

1268
00:54:20,650 --> 00:54:21,780
你們好

1269
00:54:25,690 --> 00:54:27,650
女士們  我可以解釋

1270
00:54:27,660 --> 00:54:30,620
我都係一名公主

1271
00:54:30,630 --> 00:54:32,460
-等等  乜嘢話  -無錯

1272
00:54:32,460 --> 00:54:34,490
好味□糖果競速的

1273
00:54:34,500 --> 00:54:37,430
雲妮露·馮·好味公主

1274
00:54:37,430 --> 00:54:38,730
你們肯定聽講過我們

1275
00:54:38,730 --> 00:54:40,930
未聽講過的話就太尷尬啦

1276
00:54:41,840 --> 00:54:44,400
你係焉種公主

1277
00:54:44,410 --> 00:54:45,570
焉種

1278
00:54:45,570 --> 00:54:47,410
-你有魔法長髮嗎  -無

1279
00:54:47,410 --> 00:54:49,010
-有魔力的雙手嗎  -無

1280
00:54:49,010 --> 00:54:51,280
-動物們會和你講話嗎  -唔會

1281
00:54:51,280 --> 00:54:52,410
-你被落過毒嗎  -無

1282
00:54:52,410 --> 00:54:53,680
-被詛咒過嗎  -無

1283
00:54:53,680 --> 00:54:55,380
-被綁架或者被奴役過嗎  -無

1284
00:54:55,380 --> 00:54:56,980
你們無事吧  我要報警嗎

1285
00:54:56,990 --> 00:54:58,520
我認為你應該

1286
00:54:58,520 --> 00:54:59,920
和一個深海女巫達成過協議

1287
00:54:59,920 --> 00:55:00,820
她攞走你的聲音

1288
00:55:00,820 --> 00:55:03,320
換取一對人足畀你吧

1289
00:55:03,320 --> 00:55:05,690
無  天啊  邊個會恁做

1290
00:55:05,690 --> 00:55:07,290
你有過真愛之吻嗎

1291
00:55:07,300 --> 00:55:08,560
嘔

1292
00:55:08,560 --> 00:55:09,700
你和你爸爸之間有問題嗎

1293
00:55:09,700 --> 00:55:10,960
我連媽媽都無

1294
00:55:10,970 --> 00:55:12,770
我們亦無

1295
00:55:12,770 --> 00:55:15,300
接住就係最重要的問題

1296
00:55:15,300 --> 00:55:17,800
人們係唔係認為你的所有問題都係因為

1297
00:55:17,810 --> 00:55:19,710
一個強壯高大的男子出現而解決的

1298
00:55:19,710 --> 00:55:21,840
係的  又點樣啦

1299
00:55:21,840 --> 00:55:23,440
她的確係公主

1300
00:55:24,850 --> 00:55:26,550
你的禮服係邊個設計的

1301
00:55:26,550 --> 00:55:28,380
我從來未見過恁樣的禮服

1302
00:55:28,380 --> 00:55:29,680
爾件舊衣服嗎

1303
00:55:29,690 --> 00:55:31,550
我真想擁有一件

1304
00:55:31,550 --> 00:55:32,650
-我都係  -我都係

1305
00:55:32,650 --> 00:55:34,450
-好正哦  -最佳服裝啦

1306
00:55:34,460 --> 00:55:35,620
我都想要一件  姐妹們

1307
00:55:35,620 --> 00:55:37,030
我由我的老鼠仔去做

1308
00:55:40,060 --> 00:55:42,530
恁就係愛

1309
00:55:42,530 --> 00:55:46,900
舒適女王  雲妮露公主萬歲

1310
00:55:46,900 --> 00:55:48,870
雲妮露

1311
00:55:48,870 --> 00:55:51,670
爾個世上有恁幾美妙嘅嘢

1312
00:55:51,670 --> 00:55:53,840
但我從來無諗到我會著上真正的...

1313
00:55:53,840 --> 00:55:55,340
爾個叫乜嘢

1314
00:55:55,340 --> 00:55:57,780
係啦  短袖

1315
00:55:57,780 --> 00:56:01,680
我曾夢想我會著短袖

1316
00:56:01,680 --> 00:56:04,380
等等  咩事

1317
00:56:04,390 --> 00:56:05,890
她唱緊歌

1318
00:56:05,890 --> 00:56:09,060
但係仲有音樂和聚光燈

1319
00:56:09,060 --> 00:56:10,890
等等  你們都見到啦  係吧

1320
00:56:10,890 --> 00:56:14,390
當公主們開始歌唱自己的夢想時就會恁樣

1321
00:56:14,400 --> 00:56:17,700
我就從來未有過  一次都無

1322
00:56:17,700 --> 00:56:19,600
你不如來試試

1323
00:56:19,600 --> 00:56:22,570
你真正想要的係乜嘢  唱出來

1324
00:56:22,570 --> 00:56:24,040
好吧

1325
00:56:24,040 --> 00:56:25,770
我可以做到的  我們來試試

1326
00:56:27,940 --> 00:56:32,580
呔盤啊  呔盤啊

1327
00:56:32,580 --> 00:56:36,020
無錯  我想要一個呔盤

1328
00:56:39,560 --> 00:56:41,390
有點一言難盡

1329
00:56:42,720 --> 00:56:45,060
你唱的爾個呔盤

1330
00:56:45,060 --> 00:56:46,660
係一種比喻嗎

1331
00:56:46,660 --> 00:56:48,860
不不不  恁唔係比喻  我就係...

1332
00:56:48,860 --> 00:56:51,460
我真的想要一個呔盤

1333
00:56:51,470 --> 00:56:53,670
我覺得問題在於我的音有點唔準

1334
00:56:53,670 --> 00:56:55,100
或者吧

1335
00:56:55,100 --> 00:56:58,510
但係有時候你要搵到一個

1336
00:56:58,510 --> 00:57:00,640
可以倒映出自己的地方  先至可以開始唱

1337
00:57:01,640 --> 00:57:03,110
我們有的公主

1338
00:57:03,110 --> 00:57:06,720
係搵到水  䀹著自己的倒影

1339
00:57:07,420 --> 00:57:08,750
乜嘢

1340
00:57:08,750 --> 00:57:11,090
係的  我鍾意睇著許願池

1341
00:57:11,090 --> 00:57:12,490
我望著大海

1342
00:57:12,490 --> 00:57:13,650
馬槽的水

1343
00:57:13,660 --> 00:57:14,790
肥皂泡

1344
00:57:14,790 --> 00:57:17,490
等等  你們係話如果我䀹著水

1345
00:57:18,160 --> 00:57:19,960
好重要的水

1346
00:57:19,960 --> 00:57:22,800
當然啦  "好重要的水"

1347
00:57:22,800 --> 00:57:25,130
我䀹著好重要的水

1348
00:57:25,130 --> 00:57:28,470
我唔知點解就會魔力版開始歌唱我的夢想

1349
00:57:28,470 --> 00:57:29,540
當然啦

1350
00:57:29,540 --> 00:57:32,140
我覺得都係算吧  女士們  但都係多謝你們啦

1351
00:57:33,680 --> 00:57:35,540
仲有五分鐘  公主們

1352
00:57:35,540 --> 00:57:38,150
下一場"你係焉位迪士尼公主"測試

1353
00:57:38,150 --> 00:57:39,850
五分鐘後開始

1354
00:57:39,850 --> 00:57:42,150
好的  多謝你

1355
00:57:42,150 --> 00:57:45,190
睇來要著返禮服啦  姑娘們

1356
00:57:45,190 --> 00:57:47,450
認識你真係太好啦  雲妮露

1357
00:57:47,460 --> 00:57:49,590
祝你搵得到你的歌

1358
00:57:57,870 --> 00:57:59,170
她正話講乜嘢

1359
00:57:59,170 --> 00:58:01,100
我唔知道  我們聽唔明她的話

1360
00:58:01,100 --> 00:58:02,800
她係另一個製片公司的

1361
00:58:04,540 --> 00:58:06,740
大家好  我係超級無敵破壞王

1362
00:58:06,740 --> 00:58:09,480
我要打開爾個盒仔

1363
00:58:09,480 --> 00:58:10,950
睇下爾個係乜嘢

1364
00:58:10,950 --> 00:58:14,250
一個"薄餅奶昔套餐"

1365
00:58:14,250 --> 00:58:15,750
有點重啊

1366
00:58:15,750 --> 00:58:17,550
裡面有嘢慌緊

1367
00:58:17,550 --> 00:58:19,020
唔知道我們可以開出貓咪定係兔仔

1368
00:58:19,020 --> 00:58:20,150
來打開吧

1369
00:58:22,220 --> 00:58:24,650
打開
蜂箱

1370
00:58:24,590 --> 00:58:25,890
邊個估得到係蜜蜂雙關語

1371
00:58:25,900 --> 00:58:28,160
令我們爬到第一

1372
00:58:28,160 --> 00:58:29,960
爾個就係互聯網對你的影響

1373
00:58:29,970 --> 00:58:32,970
好啦  上傳緊啦

1374
00:58:32,970 --> 00:58:34,200
先生

1375
00:58:34,200 --> 00:58:35,570
Eboy

1376
00:58:35,570 --> 00:58:36,840
我只係來提醒你

1377
00:58:36,840 --> 00:58:39,570
你的出價仲有30分鐘過期

1378
00:58:39,570 --> 00:58:41,640
多謝啦  Eboy

1379
00:58:41,640 --> 00:58:42,650
加油  大佬

1380
00:58:43,250 --> 00:58:44,580
你聽到未  贊姐

1381
00:58:44,580 --> 00:58:46,050
我們無乜嘢時間啦

1382
00:58:46,050 --> 00:58:47,210
好啦  我們只要

1383
00:58:47,220 --> 00:58:49,550
不不不

1384
00:58:49,550 --> 00:58:51,250
不  你唔可以

1385
00:58:51,250 --> 00:58:52,920
點樣啦  你點解為棒棒糖惱呢

1386
00:58:52,920 --> 00:58:54,090
係乜嘢意思

1387
00:58:54,090 --> 00:58:55,690
文件無上傳緊

1388
00:58:55,690 --> 00:58:57,630
如果爾個上傳唔到  我們就無法完成

1389
00:58:57,630 --> 00:59:00,530
你就無足夠的愛心

1390
00:59:00,530 --> 00:59:01,900
超級無敵  你去焉堵

1391
00:59:01,900 --> 00:59:03,130
我去樓下搞多點愛心

1392
00:59:04,000 --> 00:59:05,070
天才  好諗法

1393
00:59:05,070 --> 00:59:07,740
快尐畀技術支持的人我

1394
00:59:11,210 --> 00:59:13,110
只有一個觀眾

1395
00:59:13,110 --> 00:59:14,610
夥計們  去睇下我的視頻吧

1396
00:59:14,610 --> 00:59:15,540
你們會鍾意的

1397
00:59:15,550 --> 00:59:18,580
係  就向舸堵  無錯

1398
00:59:18,580 --> 00:59:20,210
你們...夥計們

1399
00:59:20,220 --> 00:59:22,120
一隻貓咪

1400
00:59:22,120 --> 00:59:26,020
爾個肯定比乜嘢又臟又老的貓咪更令你鍾意

1401
00:59:28,090 --> 00:59:29,220
乜嘢話

1402
00:59:29,230 --> 00:59:31,190
畀條喉我  夥計

1403
00:59:31,190 --> 00:59:34,660
你們知道你們愛我的  畀愛心我  恁先至啱

1404
00:59:34,660 --> 00:59:37,260
夥計們  你們去焉堵  畀視頻愛心我吧

1405
00:59:37,270 --> 00:59:39,900
無錯  睇下爾堵有邊個

1406
00:59:40,600 --> 00:59:41,600
有人嗎

1407
00:59:41,190 --> 00:59:43,310
在此評論

1408
00:59:42,870 --> 00:59:44,110
有人向爾堵嗎

1409
00:59:46,980 --> 00:59:48,910
乜嘢地方

1410
00:59:50,650 --> 00:59:52,180
乜嘢圖書館嗎

1411
00:59:53,820 --> 00:59:55,920
"超級無敵破壞王返來啦"

1412
00:59:55,740 --> 00:59:57,620
睇來流行起來啦
超級無敵破壞王華夫返來啦

1413
00:59:55,920 --> 00:59:58,620
他們講緊我呢

1414
00:59:58,620 --> 01:00:01,690
天啊  互聯網仲幾積極

1415
01:00:01,690 --> 01:00:04,230
"閃電手阿修係我最鍾意的遊戲"

1416
01:00:01,880 --> 01:00:04,540
超級無敵破壞王華夫  認真的嗎
閃電手阿修係我最鍾意的遊戲

1417
01:00:04,230 --> 01:00:05,990
我都係

1418
01:00:06,000 --> 01:00:08,030
"華夫的視頻爛爆錶啦"

1419
01:00:07,130 --> 01:00:08,660
華夫的視頻爛爆啦

1420
01:00:08,830 --> 01:00:09,960
乜嘢話

1421
01:00:09,970 --> 01:00:12,000
"好蠢"

1422
01:00:12,000 --> 01:00:14,140
"華夫最爛啦"

1423
01:00:13,640 --> 01:00:15,070
好蠢
華夫最爛啦

1424
01:00:15,070 --> 01:00:16,370
華夫最爛啦
我恨他

1425
01:00:15,240 --> 01:00:17,040
"我恨他"

1426
01:00:17,840 --> 01:00:20,640
"他又肥又醜"

1427
01:00:22,880 --> 01:00:27,220
"就係一個向一堆磚頭上的無用流浪漢「

1428
01:00:25,140 --> 01:00:27,780
就係一個向一堆磚頭上的無用流浪漢

1429
01:00:34,320 --> 01:00:37,090
華夫  你向爾堵啊

1430
01:00:37,090 --> 01:00:38,690
我要畀你睇下

1431
01:00:41,900 --> 01:00:44,000
互聯網第一條規則

1432
01:00:44,000 --> 01:00:46,900
唔好睇評論

1433
01:00:46,900 --> 01:00:48,140
我一早應該話你知的

1434
01:00:49,270 --> 01:00:50,410
聽著

1435
01:00:50,410 --> 01:00:53,710
爾個地方會激發有尐人最黑暗的本質

1436
01:00:53,710 --> 01:00:55,310
但係你應該無視爾一切

1437
01:00:55,310 --> 01:00:58,710
唔關你事  華夫  爾個係他們的問題

1438
01:00:58,710 --> 01:01:00,710
我不在乎  唔緊要

1439
01:01:02,320 --> 01:01:05,190
人們一直因為我係個壞人而討厭我

1440
01:01:06,320 --> 01:01:07,920
只係提醒我

1441
01:01:07,920 --> 01:01:09,290
對我來講

1442
01:01:09,290 --> 01:01:10,130
唯一重要的愛心

1443
01:01:10,990 --> 01:01:12,730
雲妮露畀我的

1444
01:01:12,730 --> 01:01:14,160
只要她仲鍾意我

1445
01:01:14,160 --> 01:01:16,000
我唔需要任何人

1446
01:01:16,000 --> 01:01:17,670
我當然都唔需要互聯網

1447
01:01:17,670 --> 01:01:19,130
等等

1448
01:01:19,140 --> 01:01:21,170
亦無恁大劑

1449
01:01:21,170 --> 01:01:23,170
互聯網都可以使一個

1450
01:01:23,170 --> 01:01:25,670
令你向一個網站上搵到一個呔盤

1451
01:01:25,680 --> 01:01:29,010
並賺到足夠的錢買落來

1452
01:01:29,010 --> 01:01:31,150
恭喜你  華夫  你成功咗嗎

1453
01:01:31,150 --> 01:01:32,410
等等  真的嗎

1454
01:01:32,420 --> 01:01:34,780
係的  你睇下你的Buzzzy賬戶

1455
01:01:34,780 --> 01:01:37,750
你需要27000  你籌到30000幾

1456
01:01:37,750 --> 01:01:38,990
我的天啊

1457
01:01:38,990 --> 01:01:40,420
真係太掂啦

1458
01:01:40,420 --> 01:01:42,360
多謝你  贊姐  無你我肯定做唔到

1459
01:01:42,360 --> 01:01:43,760
你講得無錯

1460
01:01:43,760 --> 01:01:45,190
Eboy

1461
01:01:45,200 --> 01:01:46,760
你需要乜嘢  大王

1462
01:01:46,760 --> 01:01:48,330
可以載我一程嗎

1463
01:01:48,330 --> 01:01:50,400
來吧  卡西迪

1464
01:01:51,770 --> 01:01:54,140
來吧  我的歌  來吧

1465
01:01:55,110 --> 01:01:56,710
我反射緊

1466
01:01:57,340 --> 01:01:58,710
我想要乜嘢

1467
01:01:58,710 --> 01:02:00,080
我追求緊乜嘢

1468
01:02:00,080 --> 01:02:02,050
我的夢想係乜嘢

1469
01:02:04,280 --> 01:02:06,710
女士們  我努力過啦

1470
01:02:06,720 --> 01:02:09,180
睇來我爾個公主無歌

1471
01:02:12,760 --> 01:02:14,720
爾個嘢點用

1472
01:02:14,720 --> 01:02:16,120
雲妮露  你見得到我嗎

1473
01:02:16,130 --> 01:02:18,030
太好啦  你就向我面前

1474
01:02:18,030 --> 01:02:20,130
我們成功咗  我們籌到錢啦

1475
01:02:20,130 --> 01:02:22,460
唔係吧  華夫  太好啦

1476
01:02:22,470 --> 01:02:24,970
我去緊eBay

1477
01:02:24,970 --> 01:02:26,230
我們快到啦  隊長

1478
01:02:26,240 --> 01:02:27,370
好  Eboy

1479
01:02:27,370 --> 01:02:29,800
五分鐘向eBay門口會合  好嗎

1480
01:02:29,810 --> 01:02:31,370
好的  轉頭見

1481
01:02:31,380 --> 01:02:33,240
我們要返屋企啦  雲妮露

1482
01:02:33,240 --> 01:02:35,410
我們的生活終於要恢復正常啦

1483
01:02:38,820 --> 01:02:41,980
我真係唔敢相信  我可以返屋企啦

1484
01:02:41,990 --> 01:02:43,390
我諗就恁樣啦

1485
01:02:43,390 --> 01:02:46,460
我估我想要...一個呔盤

1486
01:02:47,390 --> 01:02:49,820
爾家  我賽車啦  恁...

1487
01:02:56,170 --> 01:02:57,400
撕殺賽車

1488
01:03:04,980 --> 01:03:09,110
今日我點解會被召喚到爾個地方

1489
01:03:09,110 --> 01:03:11,810
爾個法外賽車場

1490
01:03:11,820 --> 01:03:15,320
點解呢

1491
01:03:15,320 --> 01:03:19,420
我係一隻展翅翱翔的乳鴿嗎

1492
01:03:19,420 --> 01:03:21,160
係一個比喻嗎

1493
01:03:21,160 --> 01:03:24,360
睇下  有個一美元店

1494
01:03:23,540 --> 01:03:26,900
一美元店

1495
01:03:24,360 --> 01:03:28,000
睇  我押緊韻

1496
01:03:28,000 --> 01:03:32,300
我被爾片迷霧

1497
01:03:32,300 --> 01:03:36,010
召喚著前行  我的靈魂一路攀升

1498
01:03:37,010 --> 01:03:40,510
來到爾個地方

1499
01:03:40,510 --> 01:03:44,180
撕殺賽車

1500
01:03:47,320 --> 01:03:49,180
歡迎返來  小心腦袋

1501
01:03:49,190 --> 01:03:51,090
我唔想睇住你死

1502
01:03:51,090 --> 01:03:52,590
我們開始派對吧

1503
01:03:52,590 --> 01:03:54,360
舸個嘢係被偷咗

1504
01:03:54,360 --> 01:03:55,860
-*我們有*  -*甩落的電線

1505
01:03:55,860 --> 01:03:57,030
-*著火垃圾桶*  -*可怕的小丑

1506
01:03:57,030 --> 01:03:58,330
仲有著火輪胎

1507
01:03:58,330 --> 01:04:00,030
暗水渠的大白鯊

1508
01:04:00,030 --> 01:04:01,230
好彩你本來就認識她

1509
01:04:01,230 --> 01:04:02,330
擊鰭

1510
01:04:02,330 --> 01:04:04,070
阿貓阿狗味道肯定正

1511
01:04:04,070 --> 01:04:06,000
加上一塊車牌

1512
01:04:06,000 --> 01:04:07,340
有人覺得我們好大劑

1513
01:04:07,340 --> 01:04:09,540
我覺得你們好可愛

1514
01:04:09,540 --> 01:04:13,040
或者我們魚龍混雜  但我們心好真

1515
01:04:13,040 --> 01:04:15,910
再紋個臉畀你

1516
01:04:31,530 --> 01:04:35,230
撕殺賽車

1517
01:04:37,270 --> 01:04:40,940
我心翱翔  真係太㔹啦

1518
01:04:40,940 --> 01:04:44,110
感覺我的夢想終於成真啦

1519
01:04:44,110 --> 01:04:48,240
你的臉上無一絲哀愁

1520
01:04:48,250 --> 01:04:49,910
高速飛馳

1521
01:04:49,910 --> 01:04:51,510
沿著大路

1522
01:04:51,520 --> 01:04:55,450
-*縱情人生*  -*熱愛追逐

1523
01:04:55,450 --> 01:04:58,420
-*就向爾家*  -*就向爾堵

1524
01:04:58,420 --> 01:05:02,360
爾個撕殺賽車

1525
01:05:12,640 --> 01:05:16,210
我知道我應該走啦

1526
01:05:16,210 --> 01:05:20,280
但屋企的感覺好慢

1527
01:05:20,280 --> 01:05:26,450
爾尐路上都係夢想

1528
01:05:26,450 --> 01:05:28,890
快樂的夢想  唔係可怕的小丑夢

1529
01:05:30,390 --> 01:05:33,960
華夫會點講

1530
01:05:33,960 --> 01:05:38,090
如果我要留低

1531
01:05:38,100 --> 01:05:41,700
向爾個

1532
01:05:41,700 --> 01:05:47,400
撕殺

1533
01:05:47,410 --> 01:05:52,440
賽車

1534
01:05:58,080 --> 01:06:02,150
向爾個

1535
01:06:02,150 --> 01:06:05,660
撕殺

1536
01:06:06,720 --> 01:06:10,930
賽車

1537
01:06:18,360 --> 01:06:20,860
eBay

1538
01:06:18,370 --> 01:06:20,870
舊筆記本電腦的速度令人難以忍受嗎

1539
01:06:20,870 --> 01:06:22,370
今日來買一個新的嗎

1540
01:06:22,370 --> 01:06:24,210
想靠玩遊戲賺錢嗎

1541
01:06:24,210 --> 01:06:25,440
點擊爾堵...

1542
01:06:25,440 --> 01:06:27,640
超級無敵破壞王   爾堵

1543
01:06:27,650 --> 01:06:28,710
你好  史濫信

1544
01:06:28,710 --> 01:06:30,050
有乜嘢好消息  兄弟

1545
01:06:30,050 --> 01:06:32,480
好消息係我啱啱買咗舸個呔盤

1546
01:06:32,480 --> 01:06:34,020
我們要返屋企啦

1547
01:06:34,020 --> 01:06:35,120
恭喜你

1548
01:06:35,120 --> 01:06:36,390
多謝

1549
01:06:36,390 --> 01:06:38,520
你有無見到雲妮露

1550
01:06:38,520 --> 01:06:40,620
你的僆仔嗎  不  我無見過

1551
01:06:40,630 --> 01:06:42,660
希望她無迷路

1552
01:06:42,660 --> 01:06:44,600
等我來用爾個細嘢來聯繫她

1553
01:06:55,270 --> 01:06:57,170
見到舸邊嗎  舸座山上

1554
01:06:57,180 --> 01:06:59,410
-見到啦  -舸堵係紅杉高速

1555
01:06:59,410 --> 01:07:01,040
下個月就解鎖啦

1556
01:07:01,050 --> 01:07:03,050
你同她向舸個可怕的遊戲裡做咩

1557
01:07:03,050 --> 01:07:04,580
我覺得軌道會

1558
01:07:04,580 --> 01:07:07,180
通到舸堵  絕對會好刺激

1559
01:07:07,190 --> 01:07:09,220
我好鍾意

1560
01:07:09,220 --> 01:07:10,520
我可以和你講一尐

1561
01:07:10,520 --> 01:07:12,760
我覺得我永遠唔可以話破壞王知的事嗎

1562
01:07:12,760 --> 01:07:14,190
當然啦

1563
01:07:14,190 --> 01:07:15,730
我知道聽上去好瘋狂

1564
01:07:15,730 --> 01:07:19,230
但係我一入爾個遊戲  感覺

1565
01:07:20,100 --> 01:07:22,300
感覺就似屋企

1566
01:07:22,300 --> 01:07:24,670
比糖果競速都更似屋企

1567
01:07:24,670 --> 01:07:26,670
係嗎  點解

1568
01:07:26,670 --> 01:07:28,500
因為爾堵就似係我的夢想

1569
01:07:28,510 --> 01:07:30,710
充滿咗怪異

1570
01:07:30,710 --> 01:07:34,080
而且爾堵的競速超級危險

1571
01:07:34,080 --> 01:07:36,410
你永遠唔知道跟住會發生乜嘢事

1572
01:07:37,280 --> 01:07:38,580
我係話  返到屋企

1573
01:07:38,580 --> 01:07:41,050
我都知道接住會發乜嘢

1574
01:07:41,050 --> 01:07:44,060
因為破壞王的夢想就係每日做一模一樣的事

1575
01:07:49,600 --> 01:07:53,100
我要話你知一尐我覺得我好多年前應該明白的事

1576
01:07:53,100 --> 01:07:58,200
無規定話  最好的朋友就應該有同樣的夢想

1577
01:07:58,200 --> 01:07:59,200
你知道嗎

1578
01:08:00,770 --> 01:08:02,440
無錯

1579
01:08:02,440 --> 01:08:05,810
你係一個非常睿智的人  煞姬

1580
01:08:05,810 --> 01:08:08,210
都係一個好朋友

1581
01:08:08,210 --> 01:08:09,580
多謝你

1582
01:08:09,580 --> 01:08:11,750
爾堵大家都話"閃閃你"

1583
01:08:13,450 --> 01:08:15,390
等你返屋企後

1584
01:08:15,390 --> 01:08:17,290
你的人生恢復正常後

1585
01:08:17,290 --> 01:08:19,260
爾堵永遠歡迎你

1586
01:08:19,260 --> 01:08:22,260
但問題係  我希望爾堵先至係我的日常生活

1587
01:08:22,260 --> 01:08:24,330
我希望爾個先至係我的人生

1588
01:08:25,160 --> 01:08:26,530
我返唔到屋企啦

1589
01:08:28,570 --> 01:08:29,800
我返唔到啦

1590
01:08:40,180 --> 01:08:41,280
向我們舸堵

1591
01:08:41,280 --> 01:08:43,580
恁叫"兜巴星"

1592
01:08:43,580 --> 01:08:45,520
我真唔敢相信

1593
01:08:45,520 --> 01:08:48,490
被打臉打到啪啪響

1594
01:08:48,490 --> 01:08:50,490
她應該係我最好的朋友

1595
01:08:51,160 --> 01:08:52,560
不  唔可能係恁樣的

1596
01:08:53,860 --> 01:08:55,690
不  她被洗咗腦

1597
01:08:55,690 --> 01:08:57,190
肯定就係恁樣

1598
01:08:57,200 --> 01:08:58,230
因為我所認識的雲妮露

1599
01:08:58,230 --> 01:08:59,660
絕對唔會恁樣拋棄我

1600
01:08:59,670 --> 01:09:01,430
我要快尐救她返來

1601
01:09:01,430 --> 01:09:03,700
慢點  大䊆

1602
01:09:03,700 --> 01:09:04,830
你的衝勁好爆

1603
01:09:04,840 --> 01:09:07,370
但係你恁樣似一個白騎士一樣衝入去

1604
01:09:07,370 --> 01:09:08,870
她好可能唔會聽你的

1605
01:09:08,870 --> 01:09:11,310
如果呢  我就恁令她留向一個

1606
01:09:11,310 --> 01:09:12,440
明顯對她來講唔好的遊戲裡嗎

1607
01:09:12,440 --> 01:09:13,640
當然唔係啦

1608
01:09:13,650 --> 01:09:15,580
我們要點解畀她離開

1609
01:09:15,580 --> 01:09:18,680
她覺得舸堵又型又刺激

1610
01:09:18,680 --> 01:09:22,550
除非你知道我要點樣令舸個遊戲變得無聊或者

1611
01:09:22,550 --> 01:09:26,360
等等  你知道病毒乜嘢的  係吧  史濫信

1612
01:09:26,360 --> 01:09:28,330
你講乜嘢呢

1613
01:09:28,330 --> 01:09:29,660
以前向我們舸堵  我和雲妮露

1614
01:09:29,660 --> 01:09:32,260
經常向一個叫電子世界爭覇戰的遊戲裡玩

1615
01:09:32,260 --> 01:09:34,830
但係後來它染咗病毒  舸尐賽車就變得好慢

1616
01:09:34,830 --> 01:09:36,830
然後雲妮露就唔想再去舸堵玩啦

1617
01:09:36,840 --> 01:09:38,500
所以  如果有辦法

1618
01:09:38,500 --> 01:09:40,670
可以變成撕殺賽車恁樣

1619
01:09:40,670 --> 01:09:41,710
有辦法的

1620
01:09:43,180 --> 01:09:44,140
跟我來

1621
01:09:48,910 --> 01:09:50,510
我查到母親的娘家姓

1622
01:09:48,910 --> 01:09:56,150
加強病毒

1623
01:09:50,520 --> 01:09:52,850
社保號碼  安全碼

1624
01:09:52,850 --> 01:09:54,280
爾個地方

1625
01:09:54,290 --> 01:09:55,850
叫做深網

1626
01:09:55,850 --> 01:09:57,720
爾堵有好多壞人

1627
01:09:57,720 --> 01:09:59,890
所以盡量低調點  戈登

1628
01:09:59,890 --> 01:10:01,690
你向爾堵啊

1629
01:10:01,690 --> 01:10:04,230
爾個戈登  他會製造病毒

1630
01:10:04,230 --> 01:10:06,230
但係他的兄弟  就係我們要去見的舸個人

1631
01:10:06,230 --> 01:10:09,200
丹丹  爾味嘢係製造病毒的機器

1632
01:10:10,370 --> 01:10:11,400
我們到咗

1633
01:10:11,400 --> 01:10:13,440
你確定爾堵安全嗎

1634
01:10:13,440 --> 01:10:15,270
爾堵安全嗎  當然安全啦

1635
01:10:15,270 --> 01:10:18,240
只不過唔理點樣  都唔好睇他的細佬

1636
01:10:18,240 --> 01:10:19,750
他仲有個細佬嗎

1637
01:10:23,520 --> 01:10:25,350
丹丹

1638
01:10:25,350 --> 01:10:26,750
好耐無見

1639
01:10:26,750 --> 01:10:28,250
你係邊個

1640
01:10:28,250 --> 01:10:29,650
史濫信治安官

1641
01:10:29,660 --> 01:10:31,660
我們有一次向友星網[第一個交友網站]

1642
01:10:31,660 --> 01:10:35,290
講明已經係好耐以前的事啦

1643
01:10:35,290 --> 01:10:36,760
-你睇緊乜嘢  -無乜嘢

1644
01:10:36,760 --> 01:10:37,860
你睇緊我弟弟嗎

1645
01:10:37,860 --> 01:10:38,930
-無  先生  -唔准睇

1646
01:10:38,930 --> 01:10:39,900
我細佬

1647
01:10:39,900 --> 01:10:42,230
-不  我無  -他非常敏感

1648
01:10:45,270 --> 01:10:46,540
你

1649
01:10:46,540 --> 01:10:48,410
你來爾堵做咩

1650
01:10:49,640 --> 01:10:51,880
我來到你條頸上的面前...

1651
01:10:51,880 --> 01:10:54,680
我係話  你頸上有塊臉  係你的地盤

1652
01:10:54,680 --> 01:10:57,010
地盤  我來爾堵係因為我...

1653
01:10:57,020 --> 01:10:59,480
我聽帶一尐腫瘤[音似]  流言

1654
01:10:59,480 --> 01:11:00,920
我聽到流言稱

1655
01:11:00,920 --> 01:11:03,320
你可以畀點無害之類的病毒我

1656
01:11:03,320 --> 01:11:06,290
或者可以令撕殺賽車遊戲慢落來

1657
01:11:06,290 --> 01:11:08,030
係

1658
01:11:08,030 --> 01:11:10,860
我的弟弟戈登和我講咗你想摧毀舸堵

1659
01:11:10,860 --> 01:11:11,960
摧毀  不

1660
01:11:11,960 --> 01:11:13,830
不不不

1661
01:11:13,830 --> 01:11:15,430
我唔想令任何人受傷

1662
01:11:16,570 --> 01:11:18,640
有無辦法...

1663
01:11:18,640 --> 01:11:19,600
我都唔知道

1664
01:11:19,610 --> 01:11:21,940
令舸尐車慢落來之類的

1665
01:11:21,940 --> 01:11:24,540
恁樣舸個遊戲就會好無聊

1666
01:11:24,540 --> 01:11:26,680
我的朋友就會跟我返屋企

1667
01:11:26,680 --> 01:11:30,580
我來同你介紹  亞瑟

1668
01:11:31,950 --> 01:11:33,980
冷靜點  僆仔

1669
01:11:33,990 --> 01:11:35,820
他好熱情

1670
01:11:35,820 --> 01:11:39,660
我理得亞瑟叫做不安全病毒

1671
01:11:39,660 --> 01:11:42,490
意思係他專門搵漏洞和弱點

1672
01:11:42,490 --> 01:11:44,400
會令程序變得不安全

1673
01:11:46,930 --> 01:11:49,700
你放它入撕殺賽車的遊戲中

1674
01:11:49,700 --> 01:11:52,440
亞瑟就會搵到代碼中的缺陷

1675
01:11:52,440 --> 01:11:54,000
然後他會複製舸尐缺陷

1676
01:11:54,010 --> 01:11:56,740
傳播到遊戲各處

1677
01:11:56,740 --> 01:12:00,380
直到所有嘢都變得"好無聊"

1678
01:12:00,380 --> 01:12:02,810
就似你想要的恁樣

1679
01:12:02,820 --> 01:12:03,980
好吧

1680
01:12:03,980 --> 01:12:05,880
先講清楚

1681
01:12:05,890 --> 01:12:07,350
無人會受傷  係吧

1682
01:12:07,350 --> 01:12:08,490
你傻的嗎

1683
01:12:08,490 --> 01:12:09,650
舸個

1684
01:12:09,660 --> 01:12:11,860
因為只有你的愚蠢先至會

1685
01:12:11,860 --> 01:12:13,360
令人受傷

1686
01:12:13,360 --> 01:12:14,860
你只要令

1687
01:12:14,860 --> 01:12:18,400
病毒乖乖留向撕殺賽車裡面

1688
01:12:18,400 --> 01:12:20,400
無錯  勿柒啦

1689
01:12:20,400 --> 01:12:21,730
確保唔好畀病毒逃出撕殺賽車

1690
01:12:21,730 --> 01:12:22,830
甲狀腺腫啦

1691
01:12:22,840 --> 01:12:24,000
-知道啦  知道啦  -出去

1692
01:12:24,000 --> 01:12:25,540
多謝你  你幫咗大忙

1693
01:12:25,540 --> 01:12:26,700
-出去  -我係話幫咗大忙

1694
01:12:26,710 --> 01:12:28,570
多謝你幫咗大忙...幫咗

1695
01:12:28,570 --> 01:12:30,040
-出去  -再見

1696
01:12:34,750 --> 01:12:36,580
唉  我輸咗

1697
01:12:36,580 --> 01:12:37,920
新手運而已

1698
01:12:37,920 --> 01:12:40,680
拜託  雲妮露   我一睇就明白控球

1699
01:12:41,820 --> 01:12:43,790
-玩家馬上到啦  -多謝啦  鮑勃

1700
01:12:43,790 --> 01:12:45,390
-開始吧  -應該認真起來啦  夥計們

1701
01:12:45,390 --> 01:12:47,490
應該上場啦  準備好開始你的第一場比賽未

1702
01:12:47,490 --> 01:12:49,890
我諗係掛

1703
01:12:49,900 --> 01:12:52,500
勿緊張  你會好掂的

1704
01:12:52,500 --> 01:12:54,670
不  我知道我會無事的

1705
01:12:54,670 --> 01:12:56,800
你仲未話破壞王知  啱嗎

1706
01:12:57,940 --> 01:12:59,770
無點講

1707
01:12:59,770 --> 01:13:02,410
拜託  露露  他係你最好的朋友

1708
01:13:02,410 --> 01:13:03,710
你要畀他知道

1709
01:13:03,710 --> 01:13:05,440
你準備再向爾堵待一段時間

1710
01:13:05,440 --> 01:13:08,450
我知道  但他會好難過的

1711
01:13:08,450 --> 01:13:10,450
他或者會  但係你們倆

1712
01:13:10,450 --> 01:13:13,050
你們可以謦下  可以解決的  你們會搞定的

1713
01:13:13,050 --> 01:13:14,850
但萬一我們搞唔定呢

1714
01:13:14,850 --> 01:13:17,660
萬一他覺得好受傷

1715
01:13:17,660 --> 01:13:19,720
再都唔當我的朋友呢

1716
01:13:19,730 --> 01:13:22,960
聽著  友誼的確會變

1717
01:13:22,960 --> 01:13:24,800
但係好的友誼

1718
01:13:24,800 --> 01:13:26,130
卻會因此而更加堅定

1719
01:13:27,600 --> 01:13:29,500
煞姬  雖然唔想打斷你們

1720
01:13:29,500 --> 01:13:31,840
但係玩家等著啦

1721
01:13:31,840 --> 01:13:33,700
我唔會教你應該點樣辦  雲妮露

1722
01:13:33,710 --> 01:13:34,770
你話事

1723
01:13:35,610 --> 01:13:36,640
好吧

1724
01:13:37,580 --> 01:13:38,640
好吧

1725
01:13:38,640 --> 01:13:39,810
去比賽吧

1726
01:13:54,090 --> 01:13:56,130
掃瞄唔安全

1727
01:13:58,700 --> 01:14:00,400
掃瞄唔安全

1728
01:14:02,770 --> 01:14:04,940
"貴重車輛運送"

1729
01:14:03,120 --> 01:14:09,940
任務
貴重車輛運送

1730
01:14:04,940 --> 01:14:06,900
將車輛送到伯特拆車廠

1731
01:14:06,910 --> 01:14:09,840
不過要小心煞姬和她的手下

1732
01:14:27,830 --> 01:14:29,690
係漂移起跳加加速飄移

1733
01:14:29,700 --> 01:14:31,700
我睇到啦  你好厲害

1734
01:14:31,700 --> 01:14:32,700
多謝你

1735
01:14:41,810 --> 01:14:44,850
掃瞄唔安全

1736
01:14:48,950 --> 01:14:51,620
睇來我們仲未結束  來吧  露露

1737
01:14:54,020 --> 01:14:55,620
破壞王

1738
01:15:01,490 --> 01:15:04,000
好吧  放鬆  放鬆

1739
01:15:04,000 --> 01:15:05,200
我會向比賽結束後聯繫他

1740
01:15:05,200 --> 01:15:06,830
無事的

1741
01:15:06,830 --> 01:15:08,000
破壞王無事的

1742
01:15:08,480 --> 01:15:10,140
確認唔安全

1743
01:15:09,670 --> 01:15:10,940
偵測到唔安全

1744
01:15:10,140 --> 01:15:11,740
分析不安全中

1745
01:15:11,740 --> 01:15:13,540
故障
唔安全系數

1746
01:15:13,010 --> 01:15:14,540
複製不安全

1747
01:15:13,540 --> 01:15:14,950
複製中

1748
01:15:14,950 --> 01:15:15,880
複製完成

1749
01:15:17,780 --> 01:15:20,180
傳播不安全

1750
01:15:18,010 --> 01:15:18,990
傳播中

1751
01:15:20,180 --> 01:15:22,250
傳播不安全

1752
01:15:22,250 --> 01:15:25,820
傳播不安全  傳播...

1753
01:15:25,820 --> 01:15:28,720
發生咗乜嘢

1754
01:15:34,630 --> 01:15:35,930
咩事  史濫信

1755
01:15:35,930 --> 01:15:37,960
爾個地方都變得好瘋狂啦

1756
01:15:37,970 --> 01:15:40,030
我以為病毒只會令她的車慢落來

1757
01:15:40,030 --> 01:15:41,130
本來係的

1758
01:15:41,130 --> 01:15:43,000
它肯定搵到非常唔穩定嘅嘢

1759
01:15:41,970 --> 01:15:44,860
撕殺賽車

1760
01:15:44,600 --> 01:15:46,710
係她的故障

1761
01:15:46,710 --> 01:15:50,040
遊戲將向60秒後重啟

1762
01:15:50,040 --> 01:15:51,840
喂  破壞王  你唔可以入去

1763
01:15:51,850 --> 01:15:52,810
他們要重啟遊戲啦

1764
01:15:52,810 --> 01:15:54,150
唔屬於爾個遊戲嘅嘢

1765
01:15:54,150 --> 01:15:55,250
都會被刪除

1766
01:15:55,250 --> 01:15:56,820
我要帶她離開爾堵

1767
01:15:56,820 --> 01:15:58,190
雲妮露會死的

1768
01:16:00,950 --> 01:16:03,090
快點  雲妮露  爾個遊戲要崩塌啦  快走

1769
01:16:03,090 --> 01:16:04,660
我覺得係因為我的故障

1770
01:16:04,660 --> 01:16:07,760
對唔住  我唔係故意毀掉你的遊戲的

1771
01:16:07,760 --> 01:16:10,830
我們無事  但係你的代碼唔屬於爾個遊戲

1772
01:16:10,830 --> 01:16:13,630
我們要帶你離開爾堵  同我去出口

1773
01:16:22,580 --> 01:16:24,280
不  不

1774
01:16:30,780 --> 01:16:31,920
雲妮露

1775
01:16:31,920 --> 01:16:34,050
雲妮露  你向焉堵

1776
01:16:34,050 --> 01:16:36,250
服務器要重啟啦  破壞王

1777
01:16:36,260 --> 01:16:38,320
你們倆都要快尐離開爾堵

1778
01:16:38,330 --> 01:16:39,590
雲妮露  我來啦  我來啦

1779
01:16:41,630 --> 01:16:42,830
遊戲即將重啟

1780
01:16:42,830 --> 01:16:46,800
五  四  三

1781
01:16:46,800 --> 01:16:48,700
二  一

1782
01:16:50,870 --> 01:16:52,670
重啟緊

1783
01:16:56,140 --> 01:16:58,180
拜託  雲妮露  醒醒

1784
01:16:58,180 --> 01:17:00,350
拜託  勿丟低我  雲妮露

1785
01:17:03,020 --> 01:17:04,320
破壞王

1786
01:17:04,320 --> 01:17:07,120
你醒啦  你無事吧  雲妮露

1787
01:17:07,850 --> 01:17:11,320
破壞王  我搞涴咗

1788
01:17:11,330 --> 01:17:14,030
不  你無  無事的

1789
01:17:14,030 --> 01:17:17,100
都係因為我和我的故障

1790
01:17:17,100 --> 01:17:19,000
我就應該和你一齊

1791
01:17:19,000 --> 01:17:21,700
而唔係去追隨乜嘢愚蠢的夢想

1792
01:17:23,270 --> 01:17:25,270
我毀咗一切

1793
01:17:25,870 --> 01:17:27,670
不  雲妮露  不

1794
01:17:29,640 --> 01:17:33,350
聽著  我唔係故意想要發生爾種事的

1795
01:17:33,350 --> 01:17:36,150
唔應該恁嚴重的

1796
01:17:39,050 --> 01:17:42,020
你唔係故意想要發生乜嘢的

1797
01:17:42,020 --> 01:17:45,690
我可能  算係向遊戲裡...

1798
01:17:46,990 --> 01:17:50,060
放咗一個無害的小病毒

1799
01:17:50,060 --> 01:17:52,300
一個病毒

1800
01:17:52,300 --> 01:17:54,870
係你做的

1801
01:17:54,870 --> 01:17:57,000
若果唔係我聽到你話煞姬知

1802
01:17:57,000 --> 01:17:58,370
你想要永遠留向撕殺賽車

1803
01:17:58,370 --> 01:18:00,170
我都唔會做出爾種事

1804
01:18:01,380 --> 01:18:03,880
所以你係監視緊我啦

1805
01:18:03,880 --> 01:18:06,050
你都唔係完全無辜的

1806
01:18:06,050 --> 01:18:08,710
你本來準備甩掉所有人  拋棄糖果競速

1807
01:18:08,720 --> 01:18:10,720
拜託  我只係16名車手中的一名

1808
01:18:10,720 --> 01:18:12,050
他們唔會掛住我的

1809
01:18:12,050 --> 01:18:13,390
我呢

1810
01:18:13,390 --> 01:18:15,920
你做出爾種事以後  我點解仲要

1811
01:18:15,920 --> 01:18:17,090
同你一齊

1812
01:18:18,990 --> 01:18:20,230
不

1813
01:18:24,170 --> 01:18:25,670
不

1814
01:18:26,330 --> 01:18:28,030
雲妮露  你要去焉堵

1815
01:18:28,040 --> 01:18:29,440
只要無你的地方

1816
01:18:29,440 --> 01:18:30,770
等等  我可以解釋

1817
01:18:30,770 --> 01:18:32,470
不  你唔好再跟著我啦

1818
01:18:32,470 --> 01:18:34,040
雲妮露  拜託

1819
01:18:34,040 --> 01:18:36,770
朋友唔會似你一樣做出爾種事  永遠唔會

1820
01:18:36,780 --> 01:18:39,210
所以你離我遠一點

1821
01:18:39,210 --> 01:18:41,880
雲妮露  不  不  拜託

1822
01:18:41,880 --> 01:18:44,450
拜託  我都做咗乜嘢

1823
01:18:44,450 --> 01:18:46,190
掃瞄不安全

1824
01:18:46,190 --> 01:18:47,860
雲妮露  求你啦  勿離開我

1825
01:18:48,320 --> 01:18:49,470
確認不安全

1826
01:18:48,890 --> 01:18:50,220
偵測到不安全

1827
01:18:50,210 --> 01:18:51,520
分析不安全中

1828
01:18:51,520 --> 01:18:53,880
不安全系數

1829
01:18:54,800 --> 01:18:56,100
複製不安全

1830
01:18:55,100 --> 01:18:56,090
複製中

1831
01:18:58,470 --> 01:19:01,170
不不不

1832
01:19:01,170 --> 01:19:02,900
傳播不安全

1833
01:19:12,950 --> 01:19:13,950
拜託

1834
01:19:16,750 --> 01:19:17,350
向焉堵啊

1835
01:19:26,230 --> 01:19:27,090
不

1836
01:19:43,180 --> 01:19:45,080
你真係個笨蛋

1837
01:19:56,820 --> 01:20:01,330
你做咩  破壞王  我講咗勿跟著我

1838
01:20:01,330 --> 01:20:03,530
朋友

1839
01:20:03,530 --> 01:20:05,830
勿嘈啦  你嚇到我啦

1840
01:20:05,830 --> 01:20:07,330
朋友

1841
01:20:07,970 --> 01:20:09,870
-點樣...  -朋友

1842
01:20:13,840 --> 01:20:15,310
朋友

1843
01:20:21,820 --> 01:20:24,180
我的破壞王老天

1844
01:20:24,190 --> 01:20:25,180
突發新聞

1845
01:20:25,190 --> 01:20:26,320
互聯網正遭到

1846
01:20:26,320 --> 01:20:29,150
大量拒絕服務攻擊

1847
01:20:26,990 --> 01:20:29,680
突發新聞

1848
01:20:29,160 --> 01:20:30,020
網絡各處的服務器紛紛崩潰

1849
01:20:31,130 --> 01:20:32,360
破壞王華夫病毒

1850
01:20:32,360 --> 01:20:34,830
傳播極快  毀滅性巨大

1851
01:20:35,860 --> 01:20:38,230
朋友

1852
01:20:41,240 --> 01:20:42,370
亞馬遜

1853
01:20:42,500 --> 01:20:43,440
朋友

1854
01:20:47,470 --> 01:20:48,200
購物車

1855
01:20:49,610 --> 01:20:50,450
與網絡失去連接

1856
01:20:50,450 --> 01:20:51,690
專家們仍然調查緊

1857
01:20:50,450 --> 01:20:54,760
突發新聞

1858
01:20:51,690 --> 01:20:54,320
爾種病毒的目標到底係乜嘢或者係邊個

1859
01:20:57,220 --> 01:20:58,550
朋友

1860
01:20:59,520 --> 01:21:01,350
朋友

1861
01:21:03,260 --> 01:21:04,920
朋友

1862
01:21:04,930 --> 01:21:06,190
朋友

1863
01:21:06,970 --> 01:21:08,430
萬事通出品

1864
01:21:08,530 --> 01:21:10,260
我搵到130個

1865
01:21:10,270 --> 01:21:12,300
"我的高中女友住向焉堵"的結果

1866
01:21:12,840 --> 01:21:14,970
導向中

1867
01:21:13,970 --> 01:21:15,100
唔客氣

1868
01:21:15,100 --> 01:21:16,840
萬事通先生

1869
01:21:17,340 --> 01:21:18,540
真好

1870
01:21:18,540 --> 01:21:20,210
你係舸個會講"請"和"多謝"的

1871
01:21:20,210 --> 01:21:21,870
有禮貌可愛小天使

1872
01:21:21,880 --> 01:21:23,210
今日需要萬事通幫你搵乜嘢呢

1873
01:21:23,210 --> 01:21:24,280
外面全...

1874
01:21:24,280 --> 01:21:25,580
全食  臭氧層上有個洞

1875
01:21:25,580 --> 01:21:28,280
由英國搖滾樂隊齊柏林飛艇創作的《好多愛》

1876
01:21:28,280 --> 01:21:31,080
不  不  外面全係破壞王追緊我

1877
01:21:31,090 --> 01:21:33,620
朋友

1878
01:21:33,620 --> 01:21:35,560
或者爾家係時候

1879
01:21:35,560 --> 01:21:36,860
關閉我的網站啦

1880
01:21:44,600 --> 01:21:47,330
你覺他們要花幾耐先至可以入來

1881
01:21:48,100 --> 01:21:49,440
一秒整以後

1882
01:21:54,240 --> 01:21:55,540
係我  係真正的我

1883
01:21:58,110 --> 01:22:00,450
-破壞王  -抱歉

1884
01:22:00,450 --> 01:22:01,580
我跟著爾群嘢過來的

1885
01:22:01,580 --> 01:22:02,880
我覺得它們係搵緊你

1886
01:22:04,020 --> 01:22:07,120
係嗎  你做咗乜嘢

1887
01:22:07,120 --> 01:22:10,260
我好抱歉  我唔知道點解會恁樣的

1888
01:22:10,260 --> 01:22:11,360
我覺得非常明顯啦

1889
01:22:11,360 --> 01:22:13,990
係因為一個不安全病毒克隆啦

1890
01:22:14,000 --> 01:22:16,500
你超級掌控  粘人  自我毀滅性的行為

1891
01:22:16,500 --> 01:22:18,200
放任爾種行為的話

1892
01:22:18,200 --> 01:22:19,570
就會摧毀友誼

1893
01:22:19,570 --> 01:22:23,240
而爾家  就係整個互聯網

1894
01:22:25,140 --> 01:22:27,010
萬事通  你乜嘢都知道

1895
01:22:27,010 --> 01:22:28,310
提問

1896
01:22:28,310 --> 01:22:30,340
如果我的克隆體

1897
01:22:30,350 --> 01:22:32,950
都想要捉住我的朋友應該點辦  搜索

1898
01:22:34,250 --> 01:22:36,450
我對你的提問搵到兩條結果

1899
01:22:36,450 --> 01:22:38,590
你一係令所有的克隆體就接受心理治療

1900
01:22:38,590 --> 01:22:40,550
好似唔太現實

1901
01:22:40,560 --> 01:22:42,520
或者  反病毒區域處於

1902
01:22:42,520 --> 01:22:44,590
安全軟件的牆內

1903
01:22:44,590 --> 01:22:45,560
如果雲妮露可以諗辦法

1904
01:22:45,560 --> 01:22:47,060
引爾尐克隆體到牆內

1905
01:22:47,060 --> 01:22:49,060
他們就會立馬被刪除

1906
01:22:49,060 --> 01:22:52,270
有點似互惠互助的風笛手

1907
01:22:52,270 --> 01:22:55,000
等等  我們認識一名風笛手

1908
01:22:55,000 --> 01:22:56,440
-係嗎  -贊姐[係的]

1909
01:22:56,440 --> 01:22:58,000
-邊個  -贊姐

1910
01:22:58,010 --> 01:22:58,670
係啊  但係係邊個呢

1911
01:23:01,080 --> 01:23:02,510
你係話贊姐

1912
01:23:06,450 --> 01:23:09,320
多謝你的幫助  萬事通

1913
01:23:09,320 --> 01:23:11,050
恁講好似有點太空洞啦

1914
01:23:11,050 --> 01:23:13,250
你唔覺得嗎

1915
01:23:13,260 --> 01:23:14,650
睇來我唔記得咗破壞王

1916
01:23:14,660 --> 01:23:16,390
當你引爆互聯網後

1917
01:23:16,390 --> 01:23:19,190
唔使真的炸互聯網啦

1918
01:23:19,190 --> 01:23:20,430
真唔敢相信他居然恁做咗

1919
01:23:20,430 --> 01:23:23,060
我係話  爾個友仔顯然係做咗尐

1920
01:23:23,060 --> 01:23:25,200
非常值得質疑的決定

1921
01:23:25,200 --> 01:23:29,340
但他都係做咗蜜蜂雙關語視頻來拯救他朋友的遊戲

1922
01:23:29,340 --> 01:23:33,140
我可以點講呢  雲妮露  人生就係好複雜

1923
01:23:34,210 --> 01:23:36,180
準備好做風笛手未

1924
01:23:39,210 --> 01:23:41,220
爾邊

1925
01:23:42,650 --> 01:23:45,750
係我  你們向全世界最好的朋友

1926
01:23:45,760 --> 01:23:47,160
你們離咗我就無命

1927
01:23:48,120 --> 01:23:49,690
朋友

1928
01:23:52,190 --> 01:23:55,500
我向爾堵的確覺得我的表現

1929
01:23:55,500 --> 01:23:57,260
超級專制  黐身

1930
01:23:57,270 --> 01:23:59,640
自我毀滅  和萬事通講的一樣

1931
01:24:01,040 --> 01:24:02,340
聽著  雲妮露

1932
01:24:02,340 --> 01:24:05,470
如果你唔想再做我的朋友都唔緊要

1933
01:24:05,470 --> 01:24:07,640
我從來無話過我唔想再做你的朋友

1934
01:24:07,640 --> 01:24:11,340
我是話你的表現係個至苴的朋友  你當時的確係

1935
01:24:11,350 --> 01:24:13,080
我知道  但係我...

1936
01:24:13,080 --> 01:24:14,210
寶貝們

1937
01:24:14,220 --> 01:24:17,350
前面就係反病毒區域啦

1938
01:24:17,350 --> 01:24:19,020
好吧  未完待續  好嗎

1939
01:24:26,700 --> 01:24:28,700
我們就到啦

1940
01:24:44,710 --> 01:24:46,150
你們無事吧

1941
01:24:46,150 --> 01:24:47,410
我無事

1942
01:24:47,420 --> 01:24:50,420
無事  聽著  我們可以成功的

1943
01:24:50,420 --> 01:24:52,720
來吧  大䊆  幫我翻車過來

1944
01:24:56,160 --> 01:24:58,360
夥計們

1945
01:25:08,740 --> 01:25:12,170
朋友

1946
01:25:12,170 --> 01:25:14,440
真係太可怕啦

1947
01:25:18,280 --> 01:25:19,580
朋友

1948
01:25:20,280 --> 01:25:21,850
快尐帶雲妮露離開爾堵

1949
01:25:21,850 --> 01:25:22,980
你呢  破壞王

1950
01:25:22,990 --> 01:25:25,120
快走  我要和鏡中的自己約會

1951
01:25:26,150 --> 01:25:27,490
講你呢

1952
01:25:30,360 --> 01:25:32,830
你離她遠一點

1953
01:25:32,830 --> 01:25:35,500
我要搞破壞

1954
01:25:37,700 --> 01:25:40,540
她唔係你的朋友

1955
01:25:41,300 --> 01:25:43,100
她係我的朋友

1956
01:25:44,210 --> 01:25:45,570
爾邊走

1957
01:25:45,580 --> 01:25:47,640
快走  雲妮露  我們快尐離開

1958
01:26:00,220 --> 01:26:01,560
我的天

1959
01:26:18,640 --> 01:26:19,710
不

1960
01:26:22,410 --> 01:26:25,580
雲妮露

1961
01:26:30,250 --> 01:26:32,520
放開我

1962
01:26:35,190 --> 01:26:36,660
-雲妮露  -破壞王

1963
01:26:43,230 --> 01:26:45,670
返來

1964
01:26:48,440 --> 01:26:49,870
你放低她

1965
01:27:13,800 --> 01:27:15,360
雲妮露

1966
01:27:31,610 --> 01:27:34,890
你爾家就係個徹頭徹尾的壞蛋

1967
01:27:35,550 --> 01:27:37,950
不

1968
01:27:37,950 --> 01:27:39,490
你就係

1969
01:27:39,490 --> 01:27:41,420
我永遠唔會做你的朋友

1970
01:27:45,630 --> 01:27:46,930
笨蛋

1971
01:27:47,830 --> 01:27:48,630
破壞王

1972
01:27:56,570 --> 01:27:58,810
想捉我就來啊  大䊆衰

1973
01:28:05,510 --> 01:28:06,920
我來救你啦  妹妹

1974
01:28:10,620 --> 01:28:12,290
快走  離開爾堵

1975
01:28:12,290 --> 01:28:13,960
-破壞王  -快走

1976
01:28:13,960 --> 01:28:16,760
不  勿傷害他

1977
01:28:17,430 --> 01:28:18,490
拜託  不

1978
01:28:23,300 --> 01:28:25,770
住手  你要捏死他啦

1979
01:28:27,500 --> 01:28:29,500
你要殺死我最好的朋友啦

1980
01:28:33,710 --> 01:28:35,980
好吧  你贏咗  你贏咗  好嗎

1981
01:28:39,480 --> 01:28:41,790
拜託  放低他

1982
01:28:44,420 --> 01:28:46,960
我會成為你唯一的朋友  好嗎

1983
01:28:46,960 --> 01:28:49,020
放咗他

1984
01:28:49,030 --> 01:28:50,630
不  不  雲妮露

1985
01:28:54,430 --> 01:28:56,660
無錯  無錯

1986
01:28:56,670 --> 01:28:59,530
放低他  我會同你走

1987
01:28:59,540 --> 01:29:01,040
我們會永遠係最好的朋友

1988
01:29:02,410 --> 01:29:04,540
只有我和你

1989
01:29:04,540 --> 01:29:05,740
爾個就係你想要的  係嗎

1990
01:29:09,010 --> 01:29:10,310
唔係我想要的

1991
01:29:12,080 --> 01:29:14,650
阻礙一個朋友實現她的夢想係唔啱的

1992
01:29:14,650 --> 01:29:16,790
她唔係專屬於你的

1993
01:29:16,790 --> 01:29:19,590
友誼唔係恁樣的

1994
01:29:19,590 --> 01:29:21,420
你要放手

1995
01:29:28,600 --> 01:29:29,700
你要放手

1996
01:29:32,740 --> 01:29:35,810
我知道  放手的時候可能係會有尐痛苦

1997
01:29:37,770 --> 01:29:39,710
我眲邊個呢  會非常痛苦

1998
01:29:41,580 --> 01:29:43,780
但係你會無事的

1999
01:29:46,450 --> 01:29:48,150
我們會無事的

2000
01:29:48,150 --> 01:29:49,420
係吧  雲妮露

2001
01:29:51,050 --> 01:29:53,720
當然啦  永遠會的

2002
01:29:55,860 --> 01:29:58,930
睇  唔理她去焉堵

2003
01:29:58,930 --> 01:30:01,760
唔理她住向焉堵

2004
01:30:01,770 --> 01:30:04,030
她永遠都係我們的朋友

2005
01:30:04,030 --> 01:30:06,500
我們要相信她

2006
01:30:06,500 --> 01:30:08,940
爾個先至係最好的朋友應該做的事

2007
01:30:10,040 --> 01:30:11,540
係吧

2008
01:30:26,120 --> 01:30:27,460
多謝啦  夥計

2009
01:30:32,500 --> 01:30:34,460
我感覺真掂

2010
01:30:40,840 --> 01:30:42,000
破壞王  你睇

2011
01:30:42,010 --> 01:30:43,940
我覺得你修復咗你的不安全感

2012
01:30:45,940 --> 01:30:47,180
你講得啱

2013
01:30:49,510 --> 01:30:50,680
破壞王  不

2014
01:30:54,190 --> 01:30:56,190
停到爾堵來  破壞王

2015
01:30:56,190 --> 01:30:58,520
你的老朋友史濫信來接住你

2016
01:31:02,030 --> 01:31:03,090
睇來係無用啦

2017
01:31:07,730 --> 01:31:09,630
你們睇

2018
01:31:09,630 --> 01:31:11,500
係一個需要拯救的強壯高大的男子

2019
01:31:55,980 --> 01:31:59,320
皇家床墊

2020
01:32:14,070 --> 01:32:16,000
多謝啦  青蛙仔

2021
01:32:16,530 --> 01:32:17,670
等等

2022
01:32:18,200 --> 01:32:19,840
你們係邊個

2023
01:32:19,840 --> 01:32:21,870
我們係雲妮露的朋友

2024
01:32:21,870 --> 01:32:24,040
無錯  雲妮露的朋友

2025
01:32:24,040 --> 01:32:25,670
都係我的朋友

2026
01:32:25,680 --> 01:32:27,540
唔客氣

2027
01:32:27,550 --> 01:32:28,910
破壞王

2028
01:32:28,910 --> 01:32:31,010
你睇起來唔錯啊  大䊆

2029
01:32:33,750 --> 01:32:34,950
爾條裙唔係設計畀大䊆的

2030
01:32:34,950 --> 01:32:36,950
後面包得太實啦

2031
01:32:36,950 --> 01:32:38,620
等我來調整一下

2032
01:32:38,620 --> 01:32:41,060
好啦

2033
01:32:41,060 --> 01:32:44,960
互聯網今晚可以長舒一口氣啦

2034
01:32:44,960 --> 01:32:47,300
破壞王華夫病毒雖突然出現

2035
01:32:47,300 --> 01:32:49,700
但係亦神秘地消失啦

2036
01:32:51,280 --> 01:32:56,100
撕殺賽車

2037
01:32:55,970 --> 01:32:58,070
你知道我頭先諗到尐嘢嗎

2038
01:32:58,080 --> 01:33:00,810
爾堵根本無日出日落

2039
01:33:00,810 --> 01:33:02,780
因為一切都係活躍著的

2040
01:33:02,780 --> 01:33:05,350
你的觀察力亦太敏銳啦

2041
01:33:05,350 --> 01:33:06,920
我知道  係吧

2042
01:33:06,920 --> 01:33:08,120
我可能係除咗萬事通以外

2043
01:33:08,120 --> 01:33:09,890
全互聯網最聰明的人啦

2044
01:33:09,890 --> 01:33:11,920
無錯  無錯

2045
01:33:11,920 --> 01:33:14,920
小凡  我們要重新上線啦  你準備好未

2046
01:33:14,930 --> 01:33:16,330
馬上來

2047
01:33:16,330 --> 01:33:18,990
破壞王  勿恁客氣

2048
01:33:19,000 --> 01:33:21,600
我總無你來得客氣[奇怪]  煞姬

2049
01:33:21,600 --> 01:33:24,000
爾個雙關語唔錯

2050
01:33:25,300 --> 01:33:27,000
勿唔記得

2051
01:33:27,000 --> 01:33:28,940
你知道煞姬加入咗我的代碼

2052
01:33:28,940 --> 01:33:30,770
我以後就可以重生啦

2053
01:33:30,780 --> 01:33:31,910
我會好安全的

2054
01:33:31,910 --> 01:33:34,340
不  我知道  一定會好掂的

2055
01:33:34,350 --> 01:33:35,940
你搵到你夢想中的遊戲

2056
01:33:35,950 --> 01:33:37,210
係的

2057
01:33:38,120 --> 01:33:39,120
係的

2058
01:33:39,980 --> 01:33:42,120
恁

2059
01:33:42,120 --> 01:33:45,150
我諗我應該入去啦  你知道嗎

2060
01:33:45,160 --> 01:33:48,130
向你走之前  我要畀爾個你

2061
01:33:49,190 --> 01:33:52,030
我好抱歉被我打爛咗  破壞王

2062
01:33:52,030 --> 01:33:54,060
不  不  無事

2063
01:33:54,070 --> 01:33:56,100
爾家我們可以一人一半啦  睇

2064
01:33:58,170 --> 01:33:58,970
無錯

2065
01:34:06,740 --> 01:34:08,680
我好愛你

2066
01:34:09,810 --> 01:34:11,180
我會好掛住你的

2067
01:34:13,050 --> 01:34:14,990
我都會掛住你的  雲妮露

2068
01:34:16,190 --> 01:34:17,720
真的

2069
01:34:18,570 --> 01:34:22,800
你係我的英雄

2070
01:34:23,330 --> 01:34:24,330
好啦

2071
01:34:26,230 --> 01:34:28,170
我滑捋捋喎

2072
01:34:31,070 --> 01:34:33,100
去吧  快尐去吧

2073
01:34:33,110 --> 01:34:34,370
爾個世界等緊你呢  雲妮露

2074
01:35:32,000 --> 01:35:34,060
講真話

2075
01:35:34,070 --> 01:35:36,370
返到爾堵感覺仲係有點奇怪

2076
01:35:36,370 --> 01:35:38,400
好多事都變咗

2077
01:35:38,400 --> 01:35:39,870
即管我們買咗舸個呔盤

2078
01:35:39,870 --> 01:35:40,940
拯救咗糖果競速

2079
01:35:40,940 --> 01:35:43,110
一切都唔一樣啦

2080
01:35:43,770 --> 01:35:47,120
遊戲結束

2081
01:35:45,110 --> 01:35:47,910
比如  舸尐賽車手都無恁討厭啦

2082
01:35:47,910 --> 01:35:50,310
天啊  好抱歉你無贏  太妃塔

2083
01:35:50,320 --> 01:35:52,950
我們的友誼對我來講

2084
01:35:52,950 --> 01:35:54,250
比勝利重要  藍芝士

2085
01:35:54,250 --> 01:35:55,990
失敗先至可以塑造人物

2086
01:35:55,990 --> 01:35:57,920
每個人都係贏家  太妃塔

2087
01:35:57,920 --> 01:35:59,460
阿修和卡爾霍

2088
01:35:59,460 --> 01:36:00,660
雖然他們好柒

2089
01:36:00,660 --> 01:36:03,090
但係他們始終係一對好巴閉的父母

2090
01:36:03,090 --> 01:36:04,390
我想問你們倆

2091
01:36:04,400 --> 01:36:06,900
你們點馴服爾尐友仔的

2092
01:36:06,900 --> 01:36:08,260
好簡單  中士

2093
01:36:08,270 --> 01:36:10,870
做父母的關鍵係...

2094
01:36:13,840 --> 01:36:15,810
然後你要...

2095
01:36:18,280 --> 01:36:21,510
爾個就係教導出完美細孥仔的秘訣

2096
01:36:21,510 --> 01:36:24,950
希望每個父母都可以聽聽

2097
01:36:24,950 --> 01:36:26,320
我都好忙

2098
01:36:26,320 --> 01:36:28,250
我終於加入咗桑吉夫的讀書俱樂部

2099
01:36:27,200 --> 01:36:30,830
今晚讀書俱樂部

2100
01:36:28,250 --> 01:36:30,320
講得好  拜森  你呢  破壞王

2101
01:36:30,320 --> 01:36:32,260
你覺得陀思妥耶夫斯基

2102
01:36:32,260 --> 01:36:34,860
想要動搖敘述者的地位嗎

2103
01:36:36,330 --> 01:36:38,530
我覺得  又唔覺得

2104
01:36:38,530 --> 01:36:41,100
你覺得  你又唔覺得

2105
01:36:41,100 --> 01:36:43,870
二元性  太深刻啦  破壞王

2106
01:36:43,870 --> 01:36:45,170
多謝你  超音鼠

2107
01:36:45,170 --> 01:36:47,900
我唔知道我講緊乜嘢

2108
01:36:47,910 --> 01:36:50,240
我們每週五會有一個新的活動

2109
01:36:50,240 --> 01:36:52,340
我們都會去一個唔同的遊戲裡玩

2110
01:36:52,340 --> 01:36:54,010
爾個星期係我主持

2111
01:36:55,410 --> 01:36:58,010
希望你們都餓啦  我做咗炭燒黑批

2112
01:36:58,020 --> 01:36:59,880
乜嘢係炭燒黑批  破壞王

2113
01:36:59,880 --> 01:37:02,190
就係你焗燶的批

2114
01:37:02,190 --> 01:37:03,120
用乜嘢派都可以

2115
01:37:03,120 --> 01:37:04,890
你可以直接掟向焗爐裡好耐

2116
01:37:08,030 --> 01:37:11,190
無錯  我們玩得係好開心

2117
01:37:11,200 --> 01:37:14,530
爾個應該就係我要和你講的所有新鮮事啦

2118
01:37:14,530 --> 01:37:17,270
天啊  你講的故事永遠唔會令人失望  破壞王

2119
01:37:17,270 --> 01:37:18,870
真希望我們可以早點再一齊玩

2120
01:37:18,870 --> 01:37:20,370
我都係

2121
01:37:20,370 --> 01:37:22,070
你話你幾時休假話

2122
01:37:22,070 --> 01:37:24,870
我們的升級係由1月25日開始

2123
01:37:24,880 --> 01:37:26,580
所以應該係兩個月後

2124
01:37:26,580 --> 01:37:29,250
好快就過去啦  講到爾個

2125
01:37:29,250 --> 01:37:30,350
你想向我來見你時畀你

2126
01:37:30,350 --> 01:37:31,350
由屋企帶點乜嘢嗎

2127
01:37:31,350 --> 01:37:33,420
你知道我向互聯網上

2128
01:37:33,420 --> 01:37:35,180
點解都搵唔到乜嘢嘢嗎

2129
01:37:35,190 --> 01:37:38,120
半生不熟的漢堡時間漢堡

2130
01:37:38,120 --> 01:37:40,420
我一直同煞姬和其他人講爾個漢堡

2131
01:37:40,430 --> 01:37:42,160
講真的  我覺得他們開始認為

2132
01:37:42,160 --> 01:37:43,330
舸個係我老作

2133
01:37:43,330 --> 01:37:44,600
好的  包向我身上

2134
01:37:44,600 --> 01:37:46,270
我帶一堆畀你們

2135
01:37:48,600 --> 01:37:50,930
太陽已經出來啦

2136
01:37:50,940 --> 01:37:52,400
睇來我要返工啦

2137
01:37:52,410 --> 01:37:53,900
我都係

2138
01:37:53,910 --> 01:37:55,070
下個禮拜再謦好嗎

2139
01:37:55,070 --> 01:37:56,940
等你的來電  女士

2140
01:37:56,940 --> 01:38:01,550
恁再見  再見  放屁係如此甜蜜的悲傷

2141
01:38:01,550 --> 01:38:03,850
再見  臭腦袋

2142
01:38:04,420 --> 01:38:05,320
再見  雲妮露

2143
01:38:19,230 --> 01:38:22,230
你無事吧  破壞王

2144
01:38:22,230 --> 01:38:26,470
我無事  我好好

2145
01:38:26,470 --> 01:38:29,210
走吧  阿修  去工作吧  夥計

2146
01:38:39,570 --> 01:38:42,070
街機

2147
01:38:45,340 --> 01:38:50,380
《無敵破壞王2：打爆互聯網》

2148
01:42:00,620 --> 01:42:03,690
小茉  電影鍾意嗎  親愛的

2149
01:42:03,690 --> 01:42:06,290
預告片中有一段

2150
01:42:06,290 --> 01:42:08,330
電影裡無

2151
01:42:08,330 --> 01:42:10,760
令我有點難過

2152
01:42:10,760 --> 01:42:12,860
有無搞錯

2153
01:42:12,870 --> 01:42:14,470
或者你玩一陣遊戲會開心點

2154
01:42:14,470 --> 01:42:15,470
好吧

2155
01:42:15,920 --> 01:42:17,320
煎餅和奶昔

2156
01:42:17,900 --> 01:42:19,640
煎餅

2157
01:42:19,640 --> 01:42:20,740
奶昔

2158
01:42:21,810 --> 01:42:24,340
煎餅  煎餅

2159
01:42:24,880 --> 01:42:26,110
奶昔

2160
01:42:26,110 --> 01:42:27,680
我想試下  我想試下

2161
01:42:27,680 --> 01:42:29,150
輪到我啦  輪到我啦

2162
01:42:29,150 --> 01:42:31,180
煎餅  奶昔

2163
01:42:31,180 --> 01:42:33,550
奶昔  奶昔

2164
01:42:33,550 --> 01:42:35,390
煎餅  煎餅

2165
01:42:35,390 --> 01:42:37,720
奶昔  奶昔

2166
01:42:37,720 --> 01:42:39,460
我開始明白點解人們鍾意爾個遊戲啦

2167
01:42:39,460 --> 01:42:40,860
非常佛系

2168
01:42:42,800 --> 01:42:45,500
大䊆  睇下我搵到乜嘢

2169
01:42:45,500 --> 01:42:47,630
-更多煎餅  -太正啦

2170
01:42:47,630 --> 01:42:49,870
我們來加速吧  煎餅  煎餅  煎餅

2171
01:42:49,870 --> 01:42:51,340
煎餅  煎餅  煎餅

2172
01:42:51,340 --> 01:42:53,370
煎餅  煎餅  煎餅

2173
01:42:53,370 --> 01:42:55,510
煎餅  煎餅  煎餅

2174
01:42:55,510 --> 01:42:57,780
食啦  兔仔  食啦  食啦  食啦

2175
01:42:57,780 --> 01:43:00,910
破壞王  你或者應該餵一下貓咪

2176
01:43:00,910 --> 01:43:03,650
不  貓咪飲奶昔

2177
01:43:03,650 --> 01:43:07,490
兔仔食煎餅

2178
01:51:35,060 --> 01:51:37,400
接住  獨家《冰雪奇緣2》的

2179
01:51:35,490 --> 01:51:41,210
冰雪奇緣2

2180
01:51:37,400 --> 01:51:40,000
搶先睇  點擊爾堵

2181
01:51:39,620 --> 01:51:41,210
點擊爾堵

2182
01:51:53,180 --> 01:51:55,420
永遠唔會放棄你

2183
01:51:55,420 --> 01:51:57,780
永遠唔會令你失望

2184
01:51:57,790 --> 01:52:01,990
永遠唔會拋棄你

2185
01:52:01,990 --> 01:52:03,920
永遠唔會令你喊

2186
01:52:03,930 --> 01:52:06,260
永遠唔會講再見

2187
01:52:06,260 --> 01:52:10,130
永遠唔會講大話傷害你

2188
01:52:11,230 --> 01:52:13,970
我點解要講大話呢  我鍾意你啊

2189
01:52:13,970 --> 01:52:16,070
你們仲睇緊嗎

2190
01:52:16,070 --> 01:52:18,840
好吧  歡迎你留低

2191
01:52:18,840 --> 01:52:22,340
其實無乜嘢更多驚喜啦  但係

2192
01:52:22,340 --> 01:52:24,210
祝你可以將爾首歌由你腦海裡趕出去吧

2193
01:52:24,210 --> 01:52:25,750
真係太洗腦啦

2194
01:52:25,750 --> 01:52:28,120
仲有乜嘢呢