1 00:00:50,840 --> 00:00:53,593 RALPH: Okay. My turn, my turn. Um, I got one. 2 00:00:53,760 --> 00:00:54,988 VANELLOPE: Great, but can you make it 3 00:00:55,080 --> 00:00:56,274 a little more challenging this time? 4 00:00:56,440 --> 00:00:59,557 RALPH: Okay. Check this out. (CLEARS THROAT) 5 00:00:59,640 --> 00:01:03,428 | spy with my little eye... 6 00:01:03,600 --> 00:01:06,910 something yellow... 7 00:01:07,080 --> 00:01:11,198 and round, and it eats dots. 8 00:01:11,280 --> 00:01:13,510 VANELLOPE: (SCOFFS) Seriously, Ralph? 9 00:01:13,680 --> 00:01:16,035 RALPH: Yeah, seriously. You're never gonna get it. 10 00:01:16,240 --> 00:01:18,708 VANELLOPE: Well, obviously, it's Pac-Man. 11 00:01:18,880 --> 00:01:20,074 RALPH: No, that's not... 12 00:01:20,240 --> 00:01:21,468 Why is that obvious? 13 00:01:21,680 --> 00:01:23,432 Name one other thing in this whole arcade 14 00:01:23,560 --> 00:01:25,915 that is yellow and round and eats dots. 15 00:01:26,080 --> 00:01:27,149 I can name two things. 16 00:01:27,360 --> 00:01:28,634 Ms. Pac-Man and Baby Pac-Man. 17 00:01:28,800 --> 00:01:30,392 Boom! I accept your apology. 18 00:01:30,560 --> 00:01:33,597 Yeah, you're right. Okay. But was it Pac-Man? 19 00:01:33,760 --> 00:01:35,751 -Yeah, you got me. -(VANELLOPE LAUGHS) 20 00:01:35,840 --> 00:01:38,513 VANELLOPE: Knew it. All right, riddle me this... 21 00:01:38,680 --> 00:01:42,229 do you or do you not think that Zangief waxes? 22 00:01:42,400 --> 00:01:44,356 No way. Look at the guy. He looks like a yeti. 23 00:01:44,520 --> 00:01:45,509 I don't know. 24 00:01:45,680 --> 00:01:47,830 I mean, if the fur were confined to his chest, 25 00:01:47,960 --> 00:01:48,949 I might agree... 26 00:01:49,120 --> 00:01:50,553 but look at those two very specific 27 00:01:50,640 --> 00:01:51,914 tuffets of shin hair... 28 00:01:52,080 --> 00:01:53,229 poking out of his boots. 29 00:01:53,400 --> 00:01:56,278 That does notjust happen, Ralph. That is a choice. 30 00:01:56,440 --> 00:01:58,192 RALPH: You're totally right, kid. 31 00:01:58,600 --> 00:02:00,750 He's baby smooth everywhere else. 32 00:02:00,920 --> 00:02:02,751 I rest my case. 33 00:02:02,920 --> 00:02:05,195 My mind is blown! 34 00:02:05,360 --> 00:02:06,793 Let's go get a root beer. 35 00:02:07,000 --> 00:02:09,833 RALPH: (SIGHS) Okay, let's see what you got, kid. 36 00:02:10,160 --> 00:02:11,559 -(BURPS) -Ooh! 37 00:02:11,640 --> 00:02:13,756 Nice one. Okay. (CLEARS THROAT) 38 00:02:13,840 --> 00:02:15,478 I think I got one in the chamber. 39 00:02:15,560 --> 00:02:18,313 -(BURPS LOUDLY) -Ew! 40 00:02:18,400 --> 00:02:20,197 -Gross. -Thank you. 41 00:02:20,360 --> 00:02:21,634 Hey, wanna sneak into Tron? 42 00:02:21,800 --> 00:02:23,472 Doesn't that game have a virus? 43 00:02:23,640 --> 00:02:25,312 No. I'm sure they fixed it. 44 00:02:26,120 --> 00:02:27,678 -(LASERS ZAPPING) -VANELLOPE: Whoo! 45 00:02:28,000 --> 00:02:30,275 I'm gonna beat my speed record! 46 00:02:30,440 --> 00:02:31,953 Hey, wait for me! 47 00:02:35,720 --> 00:02:36,869 (VANELLOPE WHOOPING) 48 00:02:36,960 --> 00:02:39,918 (DISTORTED WHOOPING) 49 00:02:40,840 --> 00:02:42,159 VANELLOPE: Ralph. 50 00:02:42,320 --> 00:02:43,355 RALPH: Yeah? 51 00:02:43,440 --> 00:02:45,829 VANELLOPE: I don't think they fixed the game. 52 00:02:46,320 --> 00:02:48,072 RALPH: Uh... No. 53 00:02:49,000 --> 00:02:50,069 Help! 54 00:02:50,800 --> 00:02:52,392 Hey, Tron! 55 00:02:52,960 --> 00:02:53,949 Tronny! 56 00:02:55,240 --> 00:02:56,719 Tronny boy! 57 00:02:57,040 --> 00:02:58,712 Help! 58 00:02:59,760 --> 00:03:00,749 VANELLOPE: Do you realize 59 00:03:00,840 --> 00:03:03,400 we're basically just, like, zeroes and ones... 60 00:03:03,560 --> 00:03:06,950 floating around the universe like tiny specks of dust? 61 00:03:07,320 --> 00:03:08,799 Like, doesn't the very nature 62 00:03:08,880 --> 00:03:10,279 of our existence make you wonder... 63 00:03:10,440 --> 00:03:12,590 if there's more to life than this? 64 00:03:12,760 --> 00:03:14,751 Why would I wonder if there's more to life 65 00:03:14,880 --> 00:03:16,711 when the life I got is perfect? 66 00:03:16,920 --> 00:03:19,354 I mean, sure. Doesn't look so hot on paper. 67 00:03:19,520 --> 00:03:21,590 I'm just a bad guy from some old video game 68 00:03:21,720 --> 00:03:22,709 who wrecks a building. 69 00:03:22,880 --> 00:03:24,199 And yeah, for 27 years, 70 00:03:24,280 --> 00:03:26,316 I was a total zero without any friends. 71 00:03:26,800 --> 00:03:28,711 But now, I got a best friend... 72 00:03:28,880 --> 00:03:30,029 who just happens to be 73 00:03:30,120 --> 00:03:31,838 the coolest kid in the whole arcade. 74 00:03:32,000 --> 00:03:33,831 Aw, thanks, pal. 75 00:03:34,000 --> 00:03:34,989 Watch this. 76 00:03:36,000 --> 00:03:37,035 (GRUNTS) 77 00:03:37,360 --> 00:03:38,998 -(BUZZ|NG) -RALPH: Home run! 78 00:03:39,160 --> 00:03:40,718 All right, let's go watch the sunrise. 79 00:03:41,560 --> 00:03:42,788 VANELLOPE: Are you really saying 80 00:03:42,880 --> 00:03:44,996 there's not one single, solitary thing... 81 00:03:45,200 --> 00:03:47,111 about your life that you would change? 82 00:03:47,280 --> 00:03:49,191 RALPH: Well, think about it. 83 00:03:49,280 --> 00:03:51,794 You and me get to goof off all night long. 84 00:03:52,000 --> 00:03:54,639 Litwak shows up, we go to work, we put in our hours. 85 00:03:54,800 --> 00:03:56,119 Then the arcade closes 86 00:03:56,200 --> 00:03:57,838 and we get to do it all over again. 87 00:03:58,000 --> 00:04:00,514 The only thing I might do different in that scenario... 88 00:04:00,680 --> 00:04:02,557 would be not having to go to work. 89 00:04:02,760 --> 00:04:05,672 Other than that, (CHUCKLES) I wouldn't change a thing. 90 00:04:05,760 --> 00:04:06,875 Huh? 91 00:04:06,960 --> 00:04:09,394 Hey, where'd our sunrise go? 92 00:04:10,160 --> 00:04:12,390 MR. LlTWAK: All right, let's get you plugged in. 93 00:04:12,840 --> 00:04:13,989 (BEEPING) 94 00:04:14,080 --> 00:04:15,957 (GASPS) That's a plug-in alert. 95 00:04:16,120 --> 00:04:18,236 Litwak hasn't plugged in a new game in forever. 96 00:04:18,440 --> 00:04:20,431 -Let's go see what it is! -Yeah! 97 00:04:20,600 --> 00:04:22,511 RALPH: Excuse us. Excuse us. Minor emergency. 98 00:04:22,680 --> 00:04:24,955 Hey, Felix, Calhoun, what's getting plugged in? 99 00:04:25,160 --> 00:04:26,479 Well, Ralph, Sonic thinks 100 00:04:26,560 --> 00:04:28,471 it's gonna be a new pinball machine. 101 00:04:28,640 --> 00:04:29,959 What do you think, lady love? 102 00:04:30,160 --> 00:04:33,789 I'll bet you a shiny nickel it's a blood pressure machine. 103 00:04:34,000 --> 00:04:35,991 -Kids love those things. -RALPH: Ooh. 104 00:04:36,080 --> 00:04:37,115 (ALARM BLARING) 105 00:04:37,200 --> 00:04:39,634 Please be a racing game. Please be a racing game. 106 00:04:39,840 --> 00:04:41,637 Please be a racing game. 107 00:04:44,040 --> 00:04:46,349 "Whiffee"? Or, "Wifey"? 108 00:04:46,520 --> 00:04:49,432 Well, it's either wiffle ball, or an arranged marriage game. 109 00:04:49,840 --> 00:04:51,592 It's actually pronounced "Wi-Fi," Ralph. 110 00:04:51,760 --> 00:04:52,749 Yeah, that's what I said. 111 00:04:52,920 --> 00:04:54,273 And Wi-Fi is the Internet... 112 00:04:54,480 --> 00:04:55,629 which is an online community 113 00:04:55,720 --> 00:04:56,914 where human beings go to shop... 114 00:04:57,080 --> 00:04:58,832 and play games and socialize. 115 00:04:58,920 --> 00:05:00,353 Ooh, fun! 116 00:05:00,520 --> 00:05:01,919 Oh, no, it is not. 117 00:05:02,080 --> 00:05:04,150 That sign right there says "Wi-Fi." 118 00:05:04,360 --> 00:05:06,715 What it should say is "Die-Fi." 119 00:05:06,800 --> 00:05:07,835 (CHUCKLES) 120 00:05:09,320 --> 00:05:10,673 That's a little humor there. 121 00:05:10,840 --> 00:05:12,990 But seriously, the Internet is nothing to laugh at. 122 00:05:13,160 --> 00:05:14,798 It is new, it is different, 123 00:05:14,880 --> 00:05:16,199 and therefore we should fear it. 124 00:05:16,360 --> 00:05:18,555 So keep out, for Pete's sake, and get to work. 125 00:05:18,720 --> 00:05:20,472 The arcade's about to open. 126 00:05:20,640 --> 00:05:23,359 Figures, we finally get something new plugged in... 127 00:05:23,520 --> 00:05:25,476 and we're not even allowed to go in there. 128 00:05:25,640 --> 00:05:27,232 Totally not fair. 129 00:05:27,400 --> 00:05:30,039 A new racing game would've been cool. 130 00:05:30,200 --> 00:05:31,235 Something wrong with your game? 131 00:05:31,400 --> 00:05:32,389 No, no. 132 00:05:32,600 --> 00:05:35,114 It's just every bonus level's been unlocked. 133 00:05:35,200 --> 00:05:37,031 I know every shortcut. 134 00:05:37,200 --> 00:05:39,475 Man, l'd kill for even just a new track. 135 00:05:39,760 --> 00:05:42,513 New track? You already got, like, three choices. 136 00:05:42,680 --> 00:05:44,113 Yeah, I know, but don't you ever wish 137 00:05:44,200 --> 00:05:45,269 something new and different... 138 00:05:45,440 --> 00:05:46,873 would happen in your game? 139 00:05:46,960 --> 00:05:47,949 Nope. 140 00:05:48,040 --> 00:05:50,952 Really? Well, agree to disagree. 141 00:05:51,160 --> 00:05:52,639 Wait, I don't wanna disagree. 142 00:05:52,800 --> 00:05:54,438 No, no. It's just a fancy way to say 143 00:05:54,520 --> 00:05:56,078 we don't have to argue about it. 144 00:05:56,240 --> 00:05:57,878 We're arguing? I don't wanna argue. 145 00:05:58,080 --> 00:06:00,389 Relax. Stop making it a thing. 146 00:06:00,560 --> 00:06:03,233 Go to work. I'll see you tonight, stench vessel. 147 00:06:03,400 --> 00:06:04,389 All right. 148 00:06:04,560 --> 00:06:05,834 (SIGHS) 149 00:06:09,480 --> 00:06:12,040 She wants a new track, I'll give her a new track. 150 00:06:13,160 --> 00:06:14,229 (WHIRRING) 151 00:06:16,080 --> 00:06:18,435 SWATl: Come on, Nafisa! Let's play Sugar Rush! 152 00:06:19,880 --> 00:06:22,440 Pick Vanellope, Swati. She's got the best superpower. 153 00:06:22,600 --> 00:06:25,068 Yeah, the glitch. I love her. 154 00:06:25,160 --> 00:06:26,149 ANNOUNCER: Drivers, 155 00:06:26,280 --> 00:06:28,077 -start your engines. -(ENG|NES REWING) 156 00:06:28,440 --> 00:06:30,908 You're gonna lose today, Princess. 157 00:06:31,080 --> 00:06:34,072 While, yes, I am technically a princess, Taffyta... 158 00:06:34,240 --> 00:06:37,277 I'd rather you just think of me as plain old Vanellope... 159 00:06:37,440 --> 00:06:39,556 the racer who's about to kick your butt. 160 00:06:39,720 --> 00:06:42,792 ANNOUNCER: Three, two, one, go! 161 00:06:43,920 --> 00:06:45,239 (TIRES SCREECHING) 162 00:06:46,960 --> 00:06:49,872 And pardon me, excuse me, coming through. 163 00:06:53,200 --> 00:06:54,679 VANELLOPE: Whoo-hoo! 164 00:06:54,760 --> 00:06:56,034 Whoo! 165 00:06:57,600 --> 00:07:01,912 And one, two, three gumballs right on cue. 166 00:07:02,080 --> 00:07:03,957 Yeah, I love it when she glitches. 167 00:07:04,040 --> 00:07:05,234 (ENGINES REWING) 168 00:07:05,360 --> 00:07:08,750 (VANELLOPE SNORING) 169 00:07:08,840 --> 00:07:09,909 Ooh! Huh. 170 00:07:10,000 --> 00:07:11,956 Excuse me. I must have fallen asleep. 171 00:07:12,160 --> 00:07:14,196 Oh, fun. I'm winning. 172 00:07:14,280 --> 00:07:15,429 (CRYING) 173 00:07:16,080 --> 00:07:17,957 AN NOU NCER: Vane/lope takes a huge lead. 174 00:07:18,080 --> 00:07:20,674 No one's gonna catch her now. 175 00:07:23,160 --> 00:07:24,195 (EXCLAIMING) 176 00:07:24,280 --> 00:07:26,191 She's gonna love this. 177 00:07:26,440 --> 00:07:27,634 (ENGINE REWING) 178 00:07:27,720 --> 00:07:29,551 (CHUCKLES) Right on time. 179 00:07:31,720 --> 00:07:32,709 What? 180 00:07:33,040 --> 00:07:34,951 "Looking for something new... 181 00:07:35,800 --> 00:07:36,994 "and different? 182 00:07:37,240 --> 00:07:40,232 "Then take this track." (LAUGHS) 183 00:07:40,320 --> 00:07:41,992 Oh, Ralph, you old son-of—a-gun. 184 00:07:42,160 --> 00:07:44,754 I'd say I got a little time for a detour. 185 00:07:44,840 --> 00:07:45,955 SWATI: Whoa! 186 00:07:46,040 --> 00:07:48,759 Hey, look, lthink l unlocked a new track. 187 00:07:48,920 --> 00:07:51,514 -Never seen that before. -(VANELLOPE WHOOPING) 188 00:07:51,880 --> 00:07:52,915 (EXCLAIMING SHAKILY) 189 00:07:53,000 --> 00:07:55,036 This is awesome! 190 00:07:55,360 --> 00:07:57,430 -Hey, thanks, Ralph! -(RALPH LAUGHS) 191 00:07:57,520 --> 00:07:59,158 You're welcome! 192 00:07:59,320 --> 00:08:00,878 Get back up on the track, Swati. 193 00:08:01,080 --> 00:08:02,069 You're going to lose. 194 00:08:02,240 --> 00:08:04,913 (STAMMERS) I can't. It's like it's driving itself. 195 00:08:07,080 --> 00:08:09,833 Whoo! (EXCLAIMING) 196 00:08:09,920 --> 00:08:12,036 What is wrong with this thing? (GRUNTS) 197 00:08:12,440 --> 00:08:13,953 (CHUCKLES) What? 198 00:08:14,360 --> 00:08:16,874 -(GRUNT|NG) -(GASPS, GRUNTS) 199 00:08:17,000 --> 00:08:18,228 (GRUNTING) 200 00:08:18,320 --> 00:08:19,753 -(GRUNT|NG) -(GASPS) 201 00:08:19,840 --> 00:08:22,274 -(YELLS) No, no! -(GASPS) 202 00:08:22,800 --> 00:08:23,789 RALPH: Kid! 203 00:08:24,560 --> 00:08:26,391 (VANELLOPE SCREAMING) 204 00:08:29,160 --> 00:08:30,195 (VANELLOPE SHRIEKS) 205 00:08:31,320 --> 00:08:32,992 Oh, no, no, no, no, no! 206 00:08:33,160 --> 00:08:34,752 RALPH: Kid! Kid! 207 00:08:35,080 --> 00:08:36,513 Oh, kid, I'm so sorry, are you okay? 208 00:08:36,680 --> 00:08:38,511 VANELLOPE: Oh, my gosh. 209 00:08:38,680 --> 00:08:39,908 What an amazing track! 210 00:08:40,120 --> 00:08:42,998 Thank you, Ralph! Thank you, thank you, thank you! 211 00:08:43,160 --> 00:08:44,195 (LAUGHS) You're welcome! 212 00:08:44,280 --> 00:08:46,999 You know I take my duty as your hero very seriously. 213 00:08:47,080 --> 00:08:48,069 Wait a minute. 214 00:08:48,240 --> 00:08:50,037 You took a serious doody where? 215 00:08:50,120 --> 00:08:51,917 (BOTH LAUGHING) 216 00:08:52,000 --> 00:08:53,274 (WHISPERING) Vanellope, get up here. 217 00:08:53,560 --> 00:08:55,198 We have a situation. 218 00:08:56,720 --> 00:09:00,235 Mr. Litwak, the Vanellope racer wasn't working... 219 00:09:00,400 --> 00:09:03,278 and I think maybe I turned the wheel too hard. 220 00:09:03,360 --> 00:09:05,032 -Whoa. -l'm real sorry. 221 00:09:05,200 --> 00:09:06,474 It's okay, Swati. 222 00:09:06,560 --> 00:09:08,232 I think I can get it back on there pretty easy. 223 00:09:08,440 --> 00:09:10,556 -What did you do, Ralph? -Nothing. 224 00:09:10,720 --> 00:09:11,709 Leave him alone. 225 00:09:11,800 --> 00:09:13,597 He was just trying to make the game more exciting. 226 00:09:13,760 --> 00:09:16,593 Yeah, why don't you relax, Taffyta? Litwak will fix it. 227 00:09:16,760 --> 00:09:18,876 All right, on you... (GRUNTING) 228 00:09:18,960 --> 00:09:20,154 -(NAF|SA GASPS) -Oh! 229 00:09:20,560 --> 00:09:22,516 Okay. Still not a problem. 230 00:09:22,680 --> 00:09:23,908 He'll just order a new part. 231 00:09:24,120 --> 00:09:25,269 Well, I'd order a new part... 232 00:09:25,360 --> 00:09:26,998 but the company that made Sugar Rush 233 00:09:27,080 --> 00:09:28,149 went out of business years ago. 234 00:09:28,240 --> 00:09:29,434 -(RALPH SlGHS) -(CANDLEHEAD EXCLAIMS) 235 00:09:29,520 --> 00:09:30,839 BOYD: I can try to find one on the Internet. 236 00:09:30,920 --> 00:09:31,909 NAFISA: Good idea. GIRL: Oh, me too. 237 00:09:32,000 --> 00:09:33,592 Good luck, that'll be like finding a needle in a... 238 00:09:33,800 --> 00:09:35,313 I found one! On ebay! 239 00:09:35,480 --> 00:09:37,072 Really? How about that? 240 00:09:37,240 --> 00:09:39,071 See? Those kids have it under control. 241 00:09:39,240 --> 00:09:41,117 They're just gonna get another wheel from the eboy. 242 00:09:41,280 --> 00:09:42,918 MR. LlTWAK: Are you kidding me? How much? 243 00:09:43,080 --> 00:09:45,389 That's more than this game makes in a year. 244 00:09:45,600 --> 00:09:46,919 Aw, I hate to say it, 245 00:09:47,000 --> 00:09:48,752 but my salvage guy is coming on Friday... 246 00:09:49,560 --> 00:09:52,233 and it might be time to sell Sugar Rush for parts. 247 00:09:52,360 --> 00:09:55,272 -SWAT|: Aww. -Where's he going? 248 00:09:55,440 --> 00:09:56,793 Litwak's gonna unplug the game. 249 00:09:56,880 --> 00:09:58,108 Get out of here! Go, scram, let's go, run! 250 00:09:58,240 --> 00:09:59,514 RALPH: Go, run, run, run, run! 251 00:09:59,680 --> 00:10:00,669 -Let's go! -JUBILEENA: Run! 252 00:10:04,080 --> 00:10:06,071 (SURGE PROTECTOR WHISTLING) 253 00:10:07,160 --> 00:10:08,832 (RUMBLING) 254 00:10:08,960 --> 00:10:09,949 WYNNCHEL: Gangway! 255 00:10:10,040 --> 00:10:11,109 DUNCAN: Yeah, you heard him, gangway! 256 00:10:11,280 --> 00:10:13,236 (GROANS) Stop it! No running! 257 00:10:13,400 --> 00:10:15,231 What are you people doing out of your game, 258 00:10:15,320 --> 00:10:16,309 for Peter's sake? 259 00:10:16,480 --> 00:10:18,277 The arcade is open! 260 00:10:18,440 --> 00:10:20,158 (PANTING) Sugar Rush is getting unplugged. 261 00:10:20,240 --> 00:10:22,151 (WHIRRING) 262 00:10:22,240 --> 00:10:23,593 (ELECTRICITY CRACKLING) 263 00:10:24,920 --> 00:10:26,797 -(POWER|NG DOWN) -(ALL EXCLAIMING) 264 00:10:26,880 --> 00:10:29,599 -We're homeless! (SOBBING) -Yeah, yeah, we're homeless! 265 00:10:30,120 --> 00:10:32,680 -Oh, what are we going to do? -(CRYING) 266 00:10:32,760 --> 00:10:35,991 Y'all, calm down, calm down. Get a hold of yourselves. 267 00:10:36,160 --> 00:10:37,912 SUGAR RUSH CANDY: I don't want to be gameless. 268 00:10:38,000 --> 00:10:38,989 (SURGE PROTECTOR GROANS) 269 00:10:39,080 --> 00:10:40,832 An unplugging. Good Lord. 270 00:10:41,000 --> 00:10:43,230 I haven't seen this many gameless characters 271 00:10:43,320 --> 00:10:45,311 since Space Invaders went down. 272 00:10:45,720 --> 00:10:46,789 Um... 273 00:10:46,880 --> 00:10:48,757 Where are we gonna live? 274 00:10:48,960 --> 00:10:51,349 Well, you can stay here until the arcade closes, I guess... 275 00:10:51,520 --> 00:10:52,748 and then we'll figure out 276 00:10:52,880 --> 00:10:54,950 where the heck we're gonna put you all. 277 00:11:07,640 --> 00:11:08,834 (LADDER CLANKING) 278 00:11:09,960 --> 00:11:11,154 Okay. 279 00:11:11,880 --> 00:11:13,199 Here we go. 280 00:11:13,400 --> 00:11:14,469 I raided Gene's fridge. 281 00:11:14,640 --> 00:11:16,676 Good news, he's got pie. 282 00:11:16,840 --> 00:11:18,398 Took a bunch of his pillows and junk, too. 283 00:11:18,560 --> 00:11:21,597 I'm thinking we make a fort up here, or like a yurt. 284 00:11:21,760 --> 00:11:23,512 Or we could take these pillows... 285 00:11:23,680 --> 00:11:24,749 If we stack them right, 286 00:11:24,840 --> 00:11:26,751 we can make an igloo out of pillows. 287 00:11:30,320 --> 00:11:31,355 So what do you think, kid? 288 00:11:31,440 --> 00:11:34,557 Fort, yurt, or the obvious best choice, pigloo? 289 00:11:35,760 --> 00:11:38,957 I can't believe I don't have a game anymore. 290 00:11:39,160 --> 00:11:42,357 I mean, like, what am I gonna do all day? 291 00:11:42,520 --> 00:11:44,829 What? Come on, are you kidding? 292 00:11:45,000 --> 00:11:46,592 You sleep in, you do no work, 293 00:11:46,680 --> 00:11:48,716 then you go to Tapper's with me every night. 294 00:11:48,880 --> 00:11:50,871 I've literally just described paradise. 295 00:11:51,040 --> 00:11:52,678 But I loved my game. 296 00:11:52,840 --> 00:11:53,829 Oh, come on. 297 00:11:54,000 --> 00:11:55,194 You were just bellyaching about the tracks 298 00:11:55,280 --> 00:11:56,269 being too easy. 299 00:11:56,480 --> 00:11:58,471 No, that doesn't mean I didn't love it. 300 00:11:58,640 --> 00:12:01,996 Yeah, sure, it was kind of predictable... 301 00:12:02,200 --> 00:12:06,193 but still I never really knew what might happen in a race. 302 00:12:06,800 --> 00:12:08,518 And it's that, it's that feeling, 303 00:12:08,600 --> 00:12:11,068 that not-knowing-what's- coming-next feeling. 304 00:12:11,560 --> 00:12:15,792 That's the stuff. That feels like life to me. 305 00:12:17,040 --> 00:12:18,996 And if I'm not a racer, Ralph... 306 00:12:20,840 --> 00:12:22,193 what am I? 307 00:12:22,360 --> 00:12:23,554 Well, you're my best friend. 308 00:12:23,760 --> 00:12:24,988 That's not enough. 309 00:12:25,160 --> 00:12:26,149 Hey. 310 00:12:26,320 --> 00:12:27,799 No, Ijust... 311 00:12:27,960 --> 00:12:31,111 I'm sorry, I know I'm being weird. 312 00:12:32,840 --> 00:12:36,833 I think maybe Ijust need to be alone right now. 313 00:12:36,920 --> 00:12:37,955 Oh. 314 00:12:39,000 --> 00:12:40,149 Okay. 315 00:12:41,080 --> 00:12:43,958 I'll meet you over at Tapper's in a little while, I guess. 316 00:12:44,720 --> 00:12:46,676 If you want. 317 00:12:48,680 --> 00:12:49,908 FELIX: All right, now... 318 00:12:50,120 --> 00:12:51,189 we found some good homes 319 00:12:51,280 --> 00:12:53,157 for so many of our chums from Sugar Rush... 320 00:12:53,320 --> 00:12:54,992 and we're just hoping a few more of you 321 00:12:55,080 --> 00:12:56,069 will open your doors... 322 00:12:56,240 --> 00:12:58,276 and your hearts to those in need. 323 00:12:58,440 --> 00:13:00,954 Well, I suppose that large green olive 324 00:13:01,040 --> 00:13:02,678 will fit in nicely with my decor. 325 00:13:02,880 --> 00:13:04,950 I'm a sour ball. 326 00:13:05,120 --> 00:13:07,759 Well, beggars can't be choosers, can they? 327 00:13:07,920 --> 00:13:09,592 Come along, condiment. 328 00:13:09,680 --> 00:13:11,238 (SIGHS) Mm-kay. 329 00:13:11,400 --> 00:13:14,358 Marvelous. That just leaves the racers. 330 00:13:15,000 --> 00:13:16,638 We're, like, adorable. 331 00:13:16,800 --> 00:13:18,392 You sure are. 332 00:13:18,560 --> 00:13:20,630 So, any takers? 333 00:13:20,720 --> 00:13:23,188 (ALL HUMMING HESITATINGLY) 334 00:13:23,320 --> 00:13:24,799 FELIX: Um... 335 00:13:24,880 --> 00:13:26,438 Anyone? 336 00:13:27,880 --> 00:13:29,029 (SNIFFLING) 337 00:13:29,400 --> 00:13:32,597 Felix, I know we've never once talked about 338 00:13:32,680 --> 00:13:34,272 having a family before, but... 339 00:13:34,440 --> 00:13:36,271 I know, it feels like the kind of thing 340 00:13:36,360 --> 00:13:37,952 you justjump into with both feet... 341 00:13:38,120 --> 00:13:39,314 and nary a plan. 342 00:13:39,880 --> 00:13:42,553 Felix and I will give them sanctuary. 343 00:13:42,640 --> 00:13:43,629 (SPITS) 344 00:13:43,760 --> 00:13:44,909 Can I get a quick word with you two? 345 00:13:45,000 --> 00:13:45,989 (SUGAR RUSH RACERS CHEERING) 346 00:13:48,320 --> 00:13:49,389 Look, I get it. 347 00:13:49,560 --> 00:13:50,993 You've been married six years, 348 00:13:51,080 --> 00:13:52,559 you're looking to spice things up... 349 00:13:52,720 --> 00:13:54,711 but trust me, adopting 15 children 350 00:13:54,800 --> 00:13:56,472 is the wrong kind of spice. 351 00:13:56,640 --> 00:13:58,198 Those things are basically feral. 352 00:13:58,360 --> 00:14:03,195 Pardon me, sir, but those youngsters are lambs. 353 00:14:03,400 --> 00:14:07,234 Lost little lambs in need of two kind, caring shepherds. 354 00:14:07,400 --> 00:14:08,389 That's right. 355 00:14:08,560 --> 00:14:11,358 Besides, how hard can parenting be? 356 00:14:11,520 --> 00:14:13,192 You treat the child like your best friend... 357 00:14:13,360 --> 00:14:15,078 you give them everything they want... 358 00:14:15,240 --> 00:14:18,073 and you just love their little socks off. Right, Tammy? 359 00:14:18,240 --> 00:14:19,673 Darn-tootin'. 360 00:14:21,440 --> 00:14:22,429 (FELIX GASPS) 361 00:14:22,520 --> 00:14:23,509 RACER KID: Come and get it. 362 00:14:23,600 --> 00:14:24,589 CANDLEHEAD: Get your own candle. 363 00:14:24,680 --> 00:14:27,069 Hey, Mom, why does your lame TV 364 00:14:27,160 --> 00:14:28,798 only have one channel? 365 00:14:28,880 --> 00:14:31,678 (CHUCKLES) Well, hate to say I told ya... 366 00:14:31,760 --> 00:14:32,875 Ow! 367 00:14:33,320 --> 00:14:34,469 (SURGE PROTECTOR GROANS) 368 00:14:34,760 --> 00:14:38,070 (ARCADE SOU N DS) 369 00:14:42,480 --> 00:14:43,879 (RALPH SIGHS) 370 00:14:43,960 --> 00:14:44,949 Hey, Tapper? 371 00:14:45,120 --> 00:14:47,076 No, Ralph. I haven't seen Vanellope. 372 00:14:47,280 --> 00:14:50,352 Not since the last time you asked me 30 seconds ago. 373 00:14:50,520 --> 00:14:52,590 Sorry. I'm just worried about her. 374 00:14:52,760 --> 00:14:56,548 She's glitching like crazy, and acting super insecure. 375 00:14:56,800 --> 00:14:58,677 Oh. And get this, she said... 376 00:14:58,840 --> 00:15:01,354 being friends with me wasn't enough for her. 377 00:15:02,160 --> 00:15:04,151 Not enough? I'm a great friend! 378 00:15:04,240 --> 00:15:05,719 Right, Tapper? Right? 379 00:15:05,920 --> 00:15:07,990 I'm sorry. Who's acting insecure? 380 00:15:08,080 --> 00:15:09,274 Ralph, come on. 381 00:15:09,440 --> 00:15:12,238 The kid just lost her game. Give her a break. 382 00:15:12,440 --> 00:15:13,555 (STOOL SCRAPES) 383 00:15:13,680 --> 00:15:15,352 There you are... Oh. 384 00:15:15,560 --> 00:15:16,629 Hey, Ralph. 385 00:15:16,800 --> 00:15:19,030 Hey, Felix. Since when do you drink root beer? 386 00:15:19,200 --> 00:15:20,269 Since tonight. 387 00:15:20,480 --> 00:15:22,118 Yeah, I hear you, buddy. 388 00:15:22,280 --> 00:15:24,555 Hey, listen. This one was supposed to be for Vanellope. 389 00:15:24,720 --> 00:15:25,709 I guess you can have it. 390 00:15:25,880 --> 00:15:27,472 Doesn't look like she's coming. 391 00:15:27,640 --> 00:15:28,629 Thanks. 392 00:15:28,800 --> 00:15:30,233 You know, I can't help but think 393 00:15:30,320 --> 00:15:32,515 this whole mess is somehow... 394 00:15:32,680 --> 00:15:34,989 partially my fault. 395 00:15:35,200 --> 00:15:38,317 It figures. Just when my life was perfect. 396 00:15:38,480 --> 00:15:39,913 Mine was, too. 397 00:15:40,120 --> 00:15:43,510 But, hey, now I'm a father of 15. 398 00:15:43,680 --> 00:15:46,240 Isn't that just a blessing? 399 00:15:46,320 --> 00:15:48,436 (SLURPS, GULPING) 400 00:15:48,680 --> 00:15:50,079 (COUGHING, EXCLAIMS) 401 00:15:50,160 --> 00:15:52,833 Eeeee-oh-boy! 402 00:15:53,160 --> 00:15:55,515 Wait. What'd you say, Felix? 403 00:15:55,640 --> 00:15:57,676 Um, isn't that just a blessing? 404 00:15:57,840 --> 00:15:59,319 No, the weird sound thing. 405 00:15:59,400 --> 00:16:00,719 Oh. Eeeee-oh-boy? 406 00:16:00,880 --> 00:16:02,836 Yeah. (SOFTLY) Eee-oh... 407 00:16:02,920 --> 00:16:03,909 Sorry, say it again? 408 00:16:04,080 --> 00:16:05,911 -Eeeee-oh-boy. -Eeeee-oh-boy! 409 00:16:06,080 --> 00:16:08,036 -Eee-oh-boy! -Eee-boy! Say it again? 410 00:16:08,200 --> 00:16:09,189 -Eeeee-oh-boy! -Eeeee-oh-boy. 411 00:16:09,400 --> 00:16:11,755 -Eeeee-oh-boy. .. -eboy! eboy! eboy! 412 00:16:11,920 --> 00:16:13,035 -eboy? eboy? -eboy. 413 00:16:13,240 --> 00:16:14,468 Yeah. 414 00:16:14,560 --> 00:16:15,879 Um, what are you getting at there, Ralph? 415 00:16:15,960 --> 00:16:17,473 That kid out in the arcade 416 00:16:17,560 --> 00:16:19,039 said there was a steering wheel part... 417 00:16:22,560 --> 00:16:24,790 ebay! That's it, it was ebay! 418 00:16:25,000 --> 00:16:26,353 Ralph, are you thinking about 419 00:16:26,440 --> 00:16:28,510 going to the Internet and finding that part? 420 00:16:29,000 --> 00:16:30,035 Getting that part's the only thing 421 00:16:30,120 --> 00:16:31,951 that's gonna fix the game and that's the only thing 422 00:16:32,040 --> 00:16:33,871 that's gonna make Vanellope happy again. 423 00:16:34,040 --> 00:16:35,553 And if Sugar Rush is fixed, 424 00:16:35,680 --> 00:16:37,830 all those lovable scamps living in my house... 425 00:16:38,000 --> 00:16:40,116 and destroying my sanity 426 00:16:40,200 --> 00:16:42,475 will have homes of their own again! 427 00:16:42,640 --> 00:16:45,837 Ralph, this is an important mission. A noble mission! 428 00:16:45,920 --> 00:16:46,955 I will cover for you. 429 00:16:47,120 --> 00:16:48,155 Thanks, pal. 430 00:16:48,680 --> 00:16:51,148 Ralph, what about your tab? You owe me for the root beer. 431 00:16:51,360 --> 00:16:52,918 Oh, Felix is gonna cover for me. 432 00:16:53,080 --> 00:16:55,435 Drinks on the house, everybody! Felix is paying. 433 00:16:55,520 --> 00:16:57,556 -(ALL CHEERING) -RYU: Shoryuken! 434 00:16:58,040 --> 00:17:00,076 Eeeee-oh-boy. 435 00:17:04,440 --> 00:17:05,589 (G ROANS) 436 00:17:06,680 --> 00:17:08,318 -Boo! -(GLITCHY SCREAMING) 437 00:17:08,400 --> 00:17:10,231 Ralph, what is wrong with you? 438 00:17:10,720 --> 00:17:11,994 Start churning butter 439 00:17:12,080 --> 00:17:14,469 and put on your church shoes, little sister... 440 00:17:14,640 --> 00:17:17,029 'cause we're about to blast off! 441 00:17:17,640 --> 00:17:19,756 What are you even talking about? 442 00:17:19,840 --> 00:17:20,829 Oh, we're going to the Internet. 443 00:17:20,920 --> 00:17:21,909 (EXCLAIMS) What? 444 00:17:22,000 --> 00:17:23,513 Yeah, to find the part to fix your game. 445 00:17:23,680 --> 00:17:24,669 No way! 446 00:17:24,760 --> 00:17:25,829 Yeah, I probably should've just said, 447 00:17:25,920 --> 00:17:27,592 "We're going to the Internet." We're going to the Internet! 448 00:17:27,680 --> 00:17:28,669 VANELLOPE: Yeah, we are! 449 00:17:29,760 --> 00:17:32,320 Hey, Surge, (SIGHS) are we glad to see you. 450 00:17:32,480 --> 00:17:33,959 We want to report some malfeasance 451 00:17:34,040 --> 00:17:35,109 over by the Whac-A-Mole. 452 00:17:35,320 --> 00:17:36,992 Yeah, we saw some undesirables 453 00:17:37,080 --> 00:17:39,435 causing a real donnybrook over there. 454 00:17:39,520 --> 00:17:41,670 (SCOFFS) Oh, heck no. Not on my watch. 455 00:17:41,840 --> 00:17:43,273 Appreciate the tip. 456 00:17:44,120 --> 00:17:45,473 (BOTH CHUCKLE) 457 00:17:48,240 --> 00:17:50,071 So, all we gotta do is find this eboy place. 458 00:17:50,240 --> 00:17:51,878 -ebay. -Right, ebay. 459 00:17:52,040 --> 00:17:53,996 So we go there, get the steering wheel... 460 00:17:54,160 --> 00:17:55,798 we have it delivered to Litwak before Friday. 461 00:17:55,880 --> 00:17:57,074 He'll fix your game. 462 00:17:57,240 --> 00:17:58,832 Everything goes back to the way it was. 463 00:17:59,000 --> 00:18:00,672 Boom! Happily ever after. 464 00:18:00,840 --> 00:18:02,159 VANELLOPE: This is a shockingly sound, 465 00:18:02,240 --> 00:18:03,798 well-thought-out idea for you, Ralph. 466 00:18:03,960 --> 00:18:04,995 No offense. 467 00:18:05,080 --> 00:18:06,479 I know. And none taken. 468 00:18:06,640 --> 00:18:07,629 VANELLOPE: Ooh, here it comes. 469 00:18:07,800 --> 00:18:09,677 Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls... 470 00:18:09,840 --> 00:18:12,229 I give you the Internet! 471 00:18:15,440 --> 00:18:16,475 RALPH: Huh. 472 00:18:16,560 --> 00:18:18,710 The Internet is not nearly as impressive 473 00:18:18,800 --> 00:18:20,313 as how Sonic described it. 474 00:18:20,480 --> 00:18:22,755 Yeah, I gotta admit, I'm undenIvhelmed. 475 00:18:22,920 --> 00:18:25,115 Where do you think they keep their ebay? 476 00:18:25,280 --> 00:18:26,269 RALPH: Beats me. 477 00:18:26,440 --> 00:18:28,351 Hello, anybody here? 478 00:18:28,520 --> 00:18:29,794 VANELLOPE: Anyone? Hello! 479 00:18:30,000 --> 00:18:31,672 (ECHOING) We're looking for ebay! 480 00:18:32,160 --> 00:18:34,799 Ooh. Did you hear that, kid? Sweet echo. 481 00:18:35,040 --> 00:18:36,234 Check this out. 482 00:18:36,320 --> 00:18:39,596 (MIMICS CAWING SOUNDS) 483 00:18:39,720 --> 00:18:42,280 VANELLOPE: Hoolie-hoo! Hoolie-hoo! 484 00:18:42,360 --> 00:18:44,715 Okay, connect to network. 485 00:18:44,800 --> 00:18:46,552 -(KEYBOARD CLACKING) -Bingo. 486 00:18:46,720 --> 00:18:51,157 Password is "high score" with a zero instead of an "o." 487 00:18:51,640 --> 00:18:52,629 Yes. 488 00:18:52,800 --> 00:18:55,189 And we are online. 489 00:19:02,040 --> 00:19:04,110 -VANELLOPE: Hoolie-hoo! -(RALPH CAWING) 490 00:19:04,200 --> 00:19:06,668 -VANELLOPE: Hoolie-hoolie-hoo! -(RALPH CAWING) 491 00:19:06,760 --> 00:19:07,795 VANELLOPE: Ooh, Ralph, look. 492 00:19:08,280 --> 00:19:10,635 Cool. Mood lighting. 493 00:19:10,720 --> 00:19:11,789 (BOTH SHOUT) 494 00:19:11,920 --> 00:19:12,955 (RALPH GASPS) 495 00:19:14,680 --> 00:19:15,874 Ahhh! That's a gremlin! Stay away! It's a gremlin! 496 00:19:15,960 --> 00:19:17,393 It looks like a tiny Mr. Litwak. 497 00:19:19,360 --> 00:19:21,430 AUTOMATED VOICE: IP address 415-1037—483. 498 00:19:22,520 --> 00:19:24,511 Oh, cool! Come on, Ralph, let's follow him! 499 00:19:24,720 --> 00:19:26,995 Hey, wait for me! Kid, come back! Wait! 500 00:19:27,080 --> 00:19:28,957 (GRUNTING) Hey! Don't leave without me! 501 00:19:29,040 --> 00:19:30,189 AUTOMATED VOICE: IP address 415-1037—483. 502 00:19:30,280 --> 00:19:31,315 (VANELLOPE SCREAMING) 503 00:19:31,520 --> 00:19:32,999 Vanellope! 504 00:19:33,520 --> 00:19:34,509 (YELPS) 505 00:19:34,600 --> 00:19:36,511 (MUFFLED) I can't breathe. I don't fit. 506 00:19:36,600 --> 00:19:38,033 (SHOUTING) 507 00:19:40,480 --> 00:19:42,118 VANELLOPE: Whoo-hoo! 508 00:19:42,440 --> 00:19:45,432 Yeah! Whoo! 509 00:19:45,520 --> 00:19:48,557 (SCREAMING) 510 00:19:56,320 --> 00:19:57,594 (GRUNTS, GASPING) 511 00:19:57,680 --> 00:19:58,715 Kid! 512 00:19:58,920 --> 00:20:00,512 Ralph! Isn't this great? 513 00:20:00,720 --> 00:20:02,517 No, it is not! 514 00:20:09,160 --> 00:20:10,195 No,no,no. 515 00:20:10,280 --> 00:20:12,271 (DISTORTED SHOUTING) 516 00:20:15,920 --> 00:20:17,399 Whoa! 517 00:20:32,720 --> 00:20:34,472 (EXCLAIMS, SHOUTS) 518 00:20:41,840 --> 00:20:44,400 -(VANELLOPE EXCLAIMS) -(EXCLA|M|NG, GROANS) 519 00:20:44,480 --> 00:20:46,038 (RALPH GASPING) 520 00:20:46,120 --> 00:20:48,236 Sweet mother of monkey milk! 521 00:20:48,320 --> 00:20:49,753 Whoa! 522 00:20:50,160 --> 00:20:52,276 Kid, ldon't think we're in Litwak's anymore. 523 00:20:52,480 --> 00:20:55,233 We most certainly are not, friendo. 524 00:20:55,440 --> 00:20:58,716 We are in the Internet! Come on, Ralph! 525 00:21:07,240 --> 00:21:09,071 Holy cow! 526 00:21:09,240 --> 00:21:10,514 Look at all this stuff. 527 00:21:10,600 --> 00:21:11,589 VANELLOPE: Whoa. 528 00:21:11,680 --> 00:21:15,753 This is the most beautiful miracle I've ever seen. 529 00:21:17,040 --> 00:21:18,473 But it's so big. 530 00:21:18,640 --> 00:21:20,676 It goes on forever and ever. 531 00:21:20,880 --> 00:21:22,518 (GLITCHING) How are we possibly gonna find 532 00:21:22,600 --> 00:21:23,635 ebay out there? 533 00:21:23,840 --> 00:21:26,229 Hey, kid. Kid, don't worry. 534 00:21:26,400 --> 00:21:27,549 I'm sure there's someone out here 535 00:21:27,680 --> 00:21:29,591 who could give us directions. Oh! 536 00:21:30,040 --> 00:21:31,075 Look at that little egg guy. 537 00:21:31,160 --> 00:21:32,912 He's got on one of those hats that smart people wear. 538 00:21:33,000 --> 00:21:34,479 I bet he could help us. Come on. 539 00:21:34,640 --> 00:21:36,198 Welcome back to the search bar, madam. 540 00:21:36,360 --> 00:21:37,349 I hope you were able to find 541 00:21:37,480 --> 00:21:38,913 a satisfactory breakfast burrito... 542 00:21:39,080 --> 00:21:41,878 based upon the search results I provided this morning. 543 00:21:42,040 --> 00:21:44,110 What can KnowsMore help you find now? 544 00:21:44,600 --> 00:21:46,875 Where can I find ballet...? 545 00:21:47,040 --> 00:21:48,917 Ballet shoes? Ballet classes? Ballet folklorico? 546 00:21:49,120 --> 00:21:50,155 BALLET MOM: ...tights? 547 00:21:50,240 --> 00:21:51,355 Girls' Size small. 548 00:21:51,520 --> 00:21:54,159 Oh, little Madeline's trying ballet now, is she? 549 00:21:54,320 --> 00:21:56,356 I hope this lasts longer than the soccer phase. 550 00:21:56,760 --> 00:21:57,829 (CHIMES) 551 00:21:58,920 --> 00:21:59,955 Hmm. 552 00:22:00,040 --> 00:22:01,598 I found 23 million results 553 00:22:01,680 --> 00:22:04,114 for ballet tights, girls' size small. 554 00:22:04,280 --> 00:22:05,599 Isn't that interesting? 555 00:22:06,800 --> 00:22:09,951 AUTOMATED VOICE: Redirecting to DesmondsTutus. com. 556 00:22:10,120 --> 00:22:11,758 They never say thank you. 557 00:22:11,920 --> 00:22:13,592 Oh, hello, sir. 558 00:22:13,760 --> 00:22:15,751 Interesting, you don't seem to have a search history. 559 00:22:15,920 --> 00:22:17,194 Well, let's start one for you. 560 00:22:17,360 --> 00:22:19,032 What can KnowsMore help you find today? 561 00:22:19,120 --> 00:22:20,633 -Um... -Umbrella. Umbrage. 562 00:22:20,720 --> 00:22:22,233 -Umami. Uma Thurman. -No. 563 00:22:22,440 --> 00:22:24,271 Noah's Ark. No Doubt. Nordstrom Rack. 564 00:22:24,440 --> 00:22:25,475 (G ROWLS) Err. 565 00:22:25,560 --> 00:22:28,711 Ergonomics. Urban Outfitters. Urkel, played by Jaleel White. 566 00:22:29,160 --> 00:22:30,991 Looks like no one put Humpty Dumpty together again. 567 00:22:31,200 --> 00:22:32,679 This guy's a little soft-boiled. 568 00:22:32,840 --> 00:22:34,114 I'm pretty sure he's just trying to 569 00:22:34,200 --> 00:22:35,519 guess what you're gonna say. 570 00:22:35,680 --> 00:22:36,669 Yes. I'm sorry, 571 00:22:36,760 --> 00:22:39,354 but my autofill is a touch aggressive today. 572 00:22:39,520 --> 00:22:41,988 Let me try. (CLEARS THROAT) ebay Sugar Rush 573 00:22:42,080 --> 00:22:43,195 -steering wheel. -(CHIMES) 574 00:22:45,120 --> 00:22:46,155 Oh. 575 00:22:46,240 --> 00:22:48,629 I only found one result for your query. 576 00:22:48,760 --> 00:22:50,512 Hmm. Isn't that interesting? 577 00:22:52,120 --> 00:22:53,314 What? How did you...? 578 00:22:53,480 --> 00:22:55,232 Ah, the Internet's very intuitive. 579 00:22:55,400 --> 00:22:57,118 Thank you, Mr. KnowsMore. 580 00:22:57,280 --> 00:22:58,918 Well, you're welcome. 581 00:22:59,080 --> 00:23:00,718 AUTOMATED VOICE: Redirecting to ebay. 582 00:23:00,800 --> 00:23:01,949 (RALPH GROANING) 583 00:23:02,040 --> 00:23:04,998 KNOWSMORE: I like her. What a delightful girl. 584 00:23:07,360 --> 00:23:08,395 AUTOMATED VOICE: Slow traffic will be fined for speeds 585 00:23:08,480 --> 00:23:10,914 less than three megabytes per second. 586 00:23:23,640 --> 00:23:25,392 (BIRDS CHIRPING) 587 00:23:31,920 --> 00:23:34,639 (BIRDS CHIRPING) 588 00:23:37,560 --> 00:23:39,152 Wow, I guess we know where to go 589 00:23:39,240 --> 00:23:41,754 if we ever need a pair of goggles. 590 00:23:41,840 --> 00:23:43,637 There's a whole building full of them. 591 00:23:44,080 --> 00:23:45,559 Oh! There it is! ebay! 592 00:23:52,680 --> 00:23:53,715 (YELPS) 593 00:23:53,800 --> 00:23:55,153 Ralph, we're really gonna do it. 594 00:23:55,320 --> 00:23:56,992 We're actually gonna save my game. 595 00:23:57,200 --> 00:23:58,235 Told you not to worry. 596 00:23:58,400 --> 00:24:01,551 We just gotta keep our eyes on the prize and stay focused. 597 00:24:01,720 --> 00:24:03,995 Get rid of belly fat using this one weird trick. 598 00:24:04,320 --> 00:24:05,548 Ooh! I love weird tricks. 599 00:24:05,640 --> 00:24:06,675 Sassy housewives want to meet you. 600 00:24:06,760 --> 00:24:07,795 They do? 601 00:24:07,880 --> 00:24:09,029 Congratulations, you're a winner! 602 00:24:09,120 --> 00:24:10,109 Really? 603 00:24:10,200 --> 00:24:11,474 These ten child stars went to prison. 604 00:24:11,560 --> 00:24:12,549 Number six will amaze you. 605 00:24:12,760 --> 00:24:13,749 Ooh. That sounds interesting. 606 00:24:13,920 --> 00:24:15,239 Wanna get rich playing video games? 607 00:24:15,320 --> 00:24:16,309 Click here to find out how. 608 00:24:16,480 --> 00:24:17,515 Ralph, come on! 609 00:24:17,720 --> 00:24:19,438 But there's a lot of cool stuff here. 610 00:24:19,640 --> 00:24:22,029 I'll be right here if you change your mind, brother. 611 00:24:22,200 --> 00:24:23,189 Ooh, how about you, lady? 612 00:24:23,280 --> 00:24:24,713 You wanna get rich playing video games? 613 00:24:26,840 --> 00:24:27,875 (AUCTIONEER CHATTERING) 614 00:24:29,320 --> 00:24:30,673 Ladies and gentlemen, the next item up... 615 00:24:30,840 --> 00:24:32,558 a black velvet painting of a sorrowful kitten. 616 00:24:32,720 --> 00:24:34,358 Bidding starts at 49.99. 617 00:24:34,520 --> 00:24:35,509 850 for the beaver, 618 00:24:35,600 --> 00:24:36,715 the beautifully taxidermied beaver... 619 00:24:39,360 --> 00:24:40,759 ...a gently used artificial hip... 620 00:24:40,920 --> 00:24:42,751 and the bidding's open at $10. Do I hear 20? 621 00:24:42,960 --> 00:24:44,439 AUCTIONEER: Do I hear 350? Who'll give me 350? 622 00:24:44,520 --> 00:24:45,509 50, 50, 50 now. 623 00:24:45,600 --> 00:24:46,669 -Who'll give me 350? -MALE BIDDER: 400! 624 00:24:46,760 --> 00:24:48,239 Going once, going twice and sold! 625 00:24:48,320 --> 00:24:49,435 -(BELL DINGS) -The tortilla chip shaped like 626 00:24:49,520 --> 00:24:50,999 international superstar Beyoncé Knowles... 627 00:24:51,160 --> 00:24:52,229 goes for 400. 628 00:24:52,400 --> 00:24:53,833 Yay! So happy. 629 00:24:54,000 --> 00:24:55,911 Are you understanding how this game works? 630 00:24:56,080 --> 00:24:59,277 I think all you have to do is yell out the biggest number... 631 00:24:59,440 --> 00:25:01,112 and then you win this stuff. 632 00:25:01,800 --> 00:25:03,552 (SCOFFS) And I thought Q*bert's game was weird. 633 00:25:03,720 --> 00:25:04,709 Hey, kid, hop up here... 634 00:25:04,880 --> 00:25:05,869 and see if you can tell 635 00:25:05,960 --> 00:25:07,029 where they keep their steering wheels. 636 00:25:07,880 --> 00:25:11,350 Uh, there's a bunch of sports memberabilia. 637 00:25:11,440 --> 00:25:14,034 And big baby clothes called "lingerie." 638 00:25:14,120 --> 00:25:15,792 -RALPH: Huh. -Go to the right, move right. 639 00:25:16,360 --> 00:25:19,113 Oh. There's a row with a bunch of old video game junk! 640 00:25:19,280 --> 00:25:21,271 Oh, there it is! There it is! I see it! 641 00:25:21,440 --> 00:25:22,793 Oh, someone else is trying to win it. 642 00:25:23,000 --> 00:25:24,433 Come on! Hurry, let's go! 643 00:25:24,600 --> 00:25:25,749 We got 275. 644 00:25:25,840 --> 00:25:27,796 And with 30 seconds left in the auction, we have 275. 645 00:25:27,920 --> 00:25:28,909 RALPH: Move! Move! Hey! 646 00:25:29,000 --> 00:25:30,479 -That's ours! Out of the way! -Do I hear a three? 647 00:25:30,560 --> 00:25:31,629 -I'Il give you three! -I got three! 648 00:25:31,720 --> 00:25:33,073 Can I get a 305? 305? Can I get a 3-5? 649 00:25:33,160 --> 00:25:35,071 -305. -305, can I get a 310? 650 00:25:35,160 --> 00:25:36,309 -Can you bid 310? -310. 651 00:25:36,480 --> 00:25:38,072 -315. -320. 652 00:25:38,160 --> 00:25:39,149 325. 653 00:25:39,240 --> 00:25:40,798 Oh, man, this guy is good. 654 00:25:40,960 --> 00:25:42,598 He keeps coming up with numbers like it's nothing. 655 00:25:42,760 --> 00:25:44,751 I have three-and-a-quarter. Do I hear 350? 656 00:25:44,920 --> 00:25:46,239 -350? 350? -Watch this. 657 00:25:46,440 --> 00:25:47,429 1,000! 658 00:25:47,600 --> 00:25:49,989 1,000! We now have a bid of 1,000! 659 00:25:50,160 --> 00:25:52,230 Way to go, kid! That is a huge number. 660 00:25:52,440 --> 00:25:53,793 -Thank you. -Check this out. 661 00:25:53,960 --> 00:25:55,393 15,000! 662 00:25:55,560 --> 00:25:57,630 15,000! Do I hear 15-5? 663 00:25:57,720 --> 00:25:58,709 (STAMMERS) 664 00:25:58,800 --> 00:25:59,949 15-fiver! 665 00:26:04,320 --> 00:26:06,038 -27! -27 and one! 666 00:26:06,200 --> 00:26:08,634 And sold! For 27,001 667 00:26:08,800 --> 00:26:11,234 to the barefoot hobo in the broken overalls. 668 00:26:11,400 --> 00:26:12,389 Hey, that's me! 669 00:26:12,560 --> 00:26:13,595 -We won! -We won! 670 00:26:13,680 --> 00:26:14,999 Congratulations. Here's your voucher 671 00:26:15,080 --> 00:26:17,310 for auction item 197324579. 672 00:26:17,480 --> 00:26:19,357 Please take it to checkout for processing. 673 00:26:20,320 --> 00:26:21,912 EBAY ELAYNE: So, we are set to ship 674 00:26:22,000 --> 00:26:23,399 one Sugar Rush steering wheel... 675 00:26:23,600 --> 00:26:24,953 -RALPH: Mmm-hmm. -...to a Litwak's Family 676 00:26:25,040 --> 00:26:26,473 FunLand in Los Aburridos, California. 677 00:26:26,560 --> 00:26:27,549 Yep! 678 00:26:27,640 --> 00:26:28,709 With expedited shipping, 679 00:26:28,800 --> 00:26:30,711 that should arrive Wednesday morning. 680 00:26:30,880 --> 00:26:33,394 That's two whole days before Litwak scraps your game. 681 00:26:33,560 --> 00:26:35,278 We're way ahead of schedule. 682 00:26:35,440 --> 00:26:36,475 We rule! 683 00:26:36,640 --> 00:26:38,312 I'll just need a credit card number. 684 00:26:38,680 --> 00:26:40,432 Sorry, what's a credit card number? 685 00:26:40,600 --> 00:26:42,670 A credit card number. 686 00:26:42,840 --> 00:26:45,274 Number. Right. Uh, seven. 687 00:26:45,680 --> 00:26:46,874 Excuse me? 688 00:26:47,080 --> 00:26:49,958 Sorry, no. You're right, ridiculous. I meant 11. 689 00:26:50,120 --> 00:26:51,712 Those aren't credit card numbers. 690 00:26:51,920 --> 00:26:53,239 I'm pretty sure they are. 691 00:26:53,400 --> 00:26:55,152 How exactly do you intend to pay for this item, sir? 692 00:26:55,320 --> 00:26:57,550 You owe $27,001. 693 00:26:57,760 --> 00:26:58,749 What? 694 00:26:58,920 --> 00:27:01,150 Dollars? Dollars like money? 695 00:27:01,320 --> 00:27:04,198 Yes, and if you don't have a credit card... 696 00:27:04,360 --> 00:27:06,191 we also accept PayPal, Venmo, 697 00:27:06,280 --> 00:27:08,236 ProPay, SquareCash and BuzzzyBucks. 698 00:27:08,320 --> 00:27:09,753 -Uh... (CHUCKHNG) 699 00:27:09,840 --> 00:27:11,831 You're gonna laugh. Okay. 700 00:27:13,600 --> 00:27:17,275 So this big galoot, he left his wallet at home. 701 00:27:17,440 --> 00:27:20,000 Yeah, yeah, I did leave my wallet at home, 702 00:27:20,080 --> 00:27:22,150 in my wallet room. And the door's locked. 703 00:27:22,560 --> 00:27:23,788 Uh-huh. 704 00:27:23,880 --> 00:27:25,996 Look. If you don't pay within 24 hours... 705 00:27:26,200 --> 00:27:28,191 you will be in violation of the unpaid item policy... 706 00:27:28,360 --> 00:27:30,828 you will forfeit the bid, and you will lose this item. 707 00:27:31,040 --> 00:27:32,029 Next! 708 00:27:34,120 --> 00:27:35,348 Hey, buddy, you going to eboy? 709 00:27:35,520 --> 00:27:37,636 Well, I got some free advice for you. Don't. 710 00:27:37,840 --> 00:27:39,239 What a scam! 711 00:27:39,400 --> 00:27:42,551 (GRUNTING) We were so close, and we would have gotten... 712 00:27:43,480 --> 00:27:45,471 Look, their signs aren't even real! 713 00:27:45,600 --> 00:27:47,033 (SHOUTS) 714 00:27:50,760 --> 00:27:53,228 What the heck? Dang Internet. 715 00:27:53,320 --> 00:27:54,309 (CHIMING) 716 00:27:54,800 --> 00:27:56,597 (SHOUTING) 717 00:27:56,680 --> 00:27:59,672 Oh, man, oh, man, oh, man. 718 00:27:59,840 --> 00:28:01,831 Hey, kid. What's going on? What's wrong? 719 00:28:02,000 --> 00:28:03,319 If I don't have a steering wheel, 720 00:28:03,400 --> 00:28:05,231 I don't have a game, I'm gameless. 721 00:28:05,400 --> 00:28:08,198 There's only one steering wheel in the whole Internet... 722 00:28:08,360 --> 00:28:11,193 and we blew our chance to get it. We blew it! 723 00:28:11,360 --> 00:28:13,157 Hey, hey, hey, calm down. 724 00:28:13,320 --> 00:28:14,753 We came here to save your game, 725 00:28:14,880 --> 00:28:16,074 and that's what we're gonna do. 726 00:28:16,160 --> 00:28:17,149 Right. 727 00:28:17,240 --> 00:28:18,673 -Okay? -Okay, yeah. 728 00:28:18,800 --> 00:28:19,994 (EXHALES) 729 00:28:20,080 --> 00:28:21,115 There you go. 730 00:28:21,840 --> 00:28:23,876 Now look, all we got to do... 731 00:28:24,040 --> 00:28:26,952 is figure out a way to earn a little bit of moola. 732 00:28:27,120 --> 00:28:30,590 We're video game characters, Ralph. We don't have moola. 733 00:28:30,760 --> 00:28:32,352 Unless you can think of some magical way 734 00:28:32,480 --> 00:28:35,233 to get rich playing video games. 735 00:28:36,840 --> 00:28:37,909 (BOTH GASP) 736 00:28:38,720 --> 00:28:40,358 Wanna get rich playing video games? 737 00:28:40,520 --> 00:28:42,158 Click right here to find out how. 738 00:28:42,360 --> 00:28:44,351 -Back off, pop-up! -(G ROANING) 739 00:28:44,440 --> 00:28:45,509 POP-UP BLOCKER: Right this way, miss. 740 00:28:45,680 --> 00:28:47,238 Dang pop-up blockers. 741 00:28:47,400 --> 00:28:49,356 Why does everybody gotta be so mean? 742 00:28:49,520 --> 00:28:51,715 Ooh! There he is! Oh, thank goodness you're still here! 743 00:28:51,880 --> 00:28:55,111 Me and my friend here, we got 24 hours to make $27,001 744 00:28:55,280 --> 00:28:56,429 or she loses her game. 745 00:28:56,600 --> 00:28:57,669 Yeah, can you please tell us 746 00:28:57,760 --> 00:28:59,796 how to get rich playing video games? 747 00:28:59,880 --> 00:29:01,108 (STAMMERING) You bet! (CHUCKLES) 748 00:29:01,800 --> 00:29:04,109 Come on, click here, and I'll take you to my website. 749 00:29:04,200 --> 00:29:05,792 (RALPH EXCLAIMING) 750 00:29:06,400 --> 00:29:07,469 (RALPH GROANS) 751 00:29:07,560 --> 00:29:10,120 You got an ample carriage there, buster. (CHUCKLES) 752 00:29:10,280 --> 00:29:11,349 Causing a little drag. 753 00:29:11,560 --> 00:29:12,879 Sorry. You're getting close to the edge. 754 00:29:12,960 --> 00:29:13,949 Huh? 755 00:29:14,040 --> 00:29:16,600 RALPH: You see the...? The edge. The edge! (SHOUTS) 756 00:29:16,880 --> 00:29:18,677 (ENGINE SPUTTERING) 757 00:29:18,760 --> 00:29:21,399 SPAMLEY: By the way, my name is JP Spamley... 758 00:29:21,560 --> 00:29:22,993 and I'd like to welcome the both of you 759 00:29:23,080 --> 00:29:24,559 to the Spamley family. 760 00:29:24,640 --> 00:29:25,675 (SPAMLEY CHUCKLES) 761 00:29:26,440 --> 00:29:29,273 All right, step into my parlor. 762 00:29:29,440 --> 00:29:31,431 This is your website? 763 00:29:31,600 --> 00:29:32,874 I know what you're thinking, not to worry. 764 00:29:33,080 --> 00:29:34,638 My anti-virus guy was just here. 765 00:29:34,800 --> 00:29:36,119 -Clean as a... -(RAT SQUEAKING) 766 00:29:36,200 --> 00:29:37,519 Oh! (GRUNTING) 767 00:29:37,600 --> 00:29:38,589 Dang it! 768 00:29:38,680 --> 00:29:39,908 Oh, my gosh. That's embarrassing. 769 00:29:40,000 --> 00:29:41,797 (CHUCKLES) Anyway, I know it's a bit of a mess... 770 00:29:41,880 --> 00:29:42,869 Hey, Gord! 771 00:29:43,040 --> 00:29:44,632 But I do have a system here, I really do. 772 00:29:44,840 --> 00:29:46,751 If I can just find that... Gord! 773 00:29:46,920 --> 00:29:49,195 -| just got to find this list. -(BOTH SHRIEK) 774 00:29:49,280 --> 00:29:50,269 SPAMLEY: Oh, there you are. 775 00:29:50,440 --> 00:29:53,034 These guys are looking to get rich playing video games. 776 00:29:53,560 --> 00:29:54,913 What do you got for them, partner? 777 00:30:04,000 --> 00:30:05,115 Thank you. 778 00:30:05,680 --> 00:30:09,150 "Fishwife's amulet, Wizard Quest, three dollars." 779 00:30:09,320 --> 00:30:13,029 "Foxhole hammer, Zombie Crusades, five dollars"? 780 00:30:13,200 --> 00:30:14,428 Now, those there are 781 00:30:14,520 --> 00:30:16,795 some of your more commonplace, low-dollar items. 782 00:30:17,000 --> 00:30:19,116 Can you back up a sec, Mr. Spamley? 783 00:30:19,200 --> 00:30:21,350 Um, you're saying if we find 784 00:30:21,440 --> 00:30:24,432 the Golden Cleats from Pro League Soccer... 785 00:30:24,600 --> 00:30:27,114 we find those and bring them back here to you... 786 00:30:27,280 --> 00:30:30,636 then a human being in the real world will pay us $15? 787 00:30:30,800 --> 00:30:31,835 Yes, ma'am. 788 00:30:31,920 --> 00:30:34,195 Welcome to the exciting world of loot hunting. 789 00:30:34,360 --> 00:30:35,429 Folks go into games... 790 00:30:35,640 --> 00:30:37,471 they harvest the most coveted items... 791 00:30:37,640 --> 00:30:39,198 and they sell them on my website 792 00:30:39,280 --> 00:30:41,475 to the highest bidder. Ha-ha? 793 00:30:41,560 --> 00:30:42,879 Okay, but here's the thing... 794 00:30:43,040 --> 00:30:44,917 we need like a buttload of money. 795 00:30:45,080 --> 00:30:47,913 So, do you have any more lucrative items, maybe? 796 00:30:48,400 --> 00:30:49,389 Gord! 797 00:30:50,000 --> 00:30:51,319 -Gord! -(BOTH SHRIEK) 798 00:30:51,400 --> 00:30:52,469 Oh, there you are. 799 00:30:54,720 --> 00:30:56,676 Thank you, buddy. You're such a nice guy. 800 00:30:56,920 --> 00:30:59,480 ls $40,000 lucrative enough for you? 801 00:30:59,560 --> 00:31:00,549 -Whoa! -Whoa. 802 00:31:00,640 --> 00:31:01,959 It's more than enough. 803 00:31:02,120 --> 00:31:03,917 I got a guy in Des Moines, Iowa... 804 00:31:04,080 --> 00:31:06,799 who will pay 40 grand for Shank's car... 805 00:31:06,960 --> 00:31:08,916 from a game called Slaughter Race. 806 00:31:09,080 --> 00:31:10,069 A racing game? 807 00:31:10,240 --> 00:31:12,310 That's right. Slaughter Race is the most popular 808 00:31:12,400 --> 00:31:14,038 online racing game out there. 809 00:31:14,200 --> 00:31:16,156 However, it is wicked dangerous. 810 00:31:16,320 --> 00:31:17,594 We ain't afraid of danger. 811 00:31:17,760 --> 00:31:19,591 This kid's the best racer in the whole world. 812 00:31:19,760 --> 00:31:22,115 We'll get you that car, no problemo. 813 00:31:22,600 --> 00:31:26,149 ANNOUNCER: Slaughter Race! Enter at your own risk. 814 00:31:26,240 --> 00:31:27,514 (TIRES SCREECHING) 815 00:31:30,960 --> 00:31:32,393 (HORN BLARING) 816 00:31:32,480 --> 00:31:35,836 Okay, this game is kind of amazing. 817 00:31:37,400 --> 00:31:40,392 Meh, the attention to detail is pretty impressive. 818 00:31:40,480 --> 00:31:41,469 (COUGHING) 819 00:31:41,560 --> 00:31:43,278 I don't think I've ever been in a game 820 00:31:43,360 --> 00:31:44,713 -with smog before. -(BOTH GASP) 821 00:31:44,840 --> 00:31:45,989 -(DOG BARKING) -(RALPH SHOUTING) 822 00:31:46,080 --> 00:31:48,514 -Nice kitty. Nice kitty. -Easy, boy. Easy. 823 00:31:48,960 --> 00:31:50,109 (RALPH AND VANELLOPE SHRIEK) 824 00:31:51,120 --> 00:31:52,348 (WATER SPLASHES) 825 00:31:52,440 --> 00:31:54,749 Let's just find Shank's car and get outta here. 826 00:31:54,920 --> 00:31:55,909 Agreed. 827 00:32:01,720 --> 00:32:02,948 -Look. Look. -Whoa! 828 00:32:03,040 --> 00:32:04,029 RALPH: There it is. 829 00:32:04,200 --> 00:32:06,077 VANELLOPE: That car is gorgeous. 830 00:32:06,240 --> 00:32:08,356 No wonder it's worth so much. 831 00:32:08,440 --> 00:32:09,509 (SHUSHES) (FOOTSTEPS) 832 00:32:09,600 --> 00:32:11,591 RALPH: Aw, sugar. 833 00:32:11,760 --> 00:32:13,990 -Players. They beat us to it. -Aw. 834 00:32:14,200 --> 00:32:16,395 JIMMY: 31 hours of continuous gameplay... 835 00:32:16,560 --> 00:32:19,154 and we've finally found Shank's car. 836 00:32:19,320 --> 00:32:20,833 Let's jack this ride. 837 00:32:21,040 --> 00:32:23,235 Oh, yeah, DirtySocks, it's on. 838 00:32:23,440 --> 00:32:25,078 JIMMY'S GRANDMA: Jim! Jimmy? 839 00:32:25,240 --> 00:32:28,073 You're not playing that horrible game again, are you? 840 00:32:28,160 --> 00:32:29,479 -(LAUGHS) -No, Grandma! 841 00:32:29,560 --> 00:32:30,754 I'm doing my homework. 842 00:32:30,920 --> 00:32:32,273 Okay, like I said... 843 00:32:32,440 --> 00:32:34,078 Let's jack this ride. 844 00:32:34,720 --> 00:32:35,994 (TIFFANY WHIMPERS) 845 00:32:40,120 --> 00:32:41,758 SHANK: Well, well, well. 846 00:32:42,960 --> 00:32:46,714 While the cat was away, these mice tried to play. 847 00:32:50,120 --> 00:32:52,315 Hey, I think that might be Shank. 848 00:32:52,480 --> 00:32:53,799 Listen up, mice... 849 00:32:53,960 --> 00:32:56,952 anyone who tries to play with this cat's ride 850 00:32:57,040 --> 00:32:58,189 is gonna get got. 851 00:32:58,360 --> 00:33:00,874 JIMMY: You're going down, Shank. 852 00:33:01,360 --> 00:33:03,749 Pyro. Give those punks the works. 853 00:33:03,960 --> 00:33:05,439 With pleasure. 854 00:33:06,280 --> 00:33:07,918 (BOTH GASP) 855 00:33:08,480 --> 00:33:10,277 ANNOUNCER: End of the road! 856 00:33:11,640 --> 00:33:13,039 Gosh dang it! Now we gotta start all over. 857 00:33:13,840 --> 00:33:15,114 Ralph, maybe... 858 00:33:15,200 --> 00:33:17,156 -(PANTING) -Hey, where are you going? 859 00:33:17,320 --> 00:33:19,311 I am scared. 860 00:33:19,480 --> 00:33:20,595 If we get burned up in here, 861 00:33:20,680 --> 00:33:21,795 that's it, we're dead, we're gone. 862 00:33:21,960 --> 00:33:23,518 So, I think we should get outta here right now. 863 00:33:23,680 --> 00:33:26,069 No, wait, wait. I have an idea. 864 00:33:26,280 --> 00:33:27,759 _(BELL RINGS) -(POWER SWITCH CLANGS) 865 00:33:28,680 --> 00:33:29,829 Hey, Shank? 866 00:33:30,000 --> 00:33:31,194 What's up, Pyro? 867 00:33:31,400 --> 00:33:33,789 Um, do you ever reckon we're going a bit too hard 868 00:33:33,880 --> 00:33:35,029 on the players? 869 00:33:35,240 --> 00:33:38,073 Honestly, no, I don't. 870 00:33:38,280 --> 00:33:42,353 Of course, I have empathy for players like DirtySocks537 871 00:33:42,440 --> 00:33:44,431 and BabeRaham_Linkin... 872 00:33:45,120 --> 00:33:46,473 but if we just let them win, 873 00:33:46,560 --> 00:33:48,551 where's the life lesson? You know? 874 00:33:48,640 --> 00:33:51,996 -PYRO: Mmm. -Yeah, but to Pyro's point... 875 00:33:52,160 --> 00:33:54,594 I mean, those players work so hard to get here. 876 00:33:54,800 --> 00:33:56,279 I hear you, Felony... 877 00:33:56,360 --> 00:33:58,351 but imagine a game without challenges. 878 00:33:58,520 --> 00:34:01,512 The same predictable thing every single time... 879 00:34:01,720 --> 00:34:02,755 who wants that? 880 00:34:02,920 --> 00:34:03,955 Shank's right. 881 00:34:04,120 --> 00:34:06,634 I just saw a really insightful TED talk... 882 00:34:06,800 --> 00:34:08,870 and I can't really remember what the guy said. 883 00:34:09,040 --> 00:34:10,917 It was more about how he made me feel. 884 00:34:11,080 --> 00:34:13,196 But I think, ultimately, the point was... 885 00:34:13,400 --> 00:34:16,392 I honor yourjourneys, guys. 886 00:34:16,560 --> 00:34:18,551 And we honor yours, Butcher Boy. 887 00:34:19,000 --> 00:34:19,989 Thank you. 888 00:34:20,120 --> 00:34:21,109 Hey, Shank, 889 00:34:21,200 --> 00:34:22,474 did you ever wonder what it would be like... 890 00:34:22,560 --> 00:34:24,278 if someone actually did get your car? 891 00:34:24,440 --> 00:34:25,714 Well, I know one thing... 892 00:34:25,880 --> 00:34:28,599 whoever does will have to be the best of the best. 893 00:34:28,680 --> 00:34:30,159 -(KNOCKS ON DOOR) -(ALL EXCLAIM) 894 00:34:32,440 --> 00:34:33,998 Good day to you, madam. 895 00:34:34,160 --> 00:34:35,195 Who are you? 896 00:34:35,360 --> 00:34:38,397 I'm here from the, uh, Department of Noise. 897 00:34:39,000 --> 00:34:41,195 And the thing is, we've been getting some complaints 898 00:34:41,280 --> 00:34:42,679 down at HQ. 899 00:34:42,760 --> 00:34:44,478 Uh, Larry's the one who takes the calls. 900 00:34:44,680 --> 00:34:45,874 Anyways, someone told Larry... 901 00:34:46,040 --> 00:34:47,075 that we've been hearing a lot of 902 00:34:47,160 --> 00:34:48,639 gun sounds and screaming sounds... 903 00:34:48,800 --> 00:34:50,597 and what-have-you. That sort of thing. 904 00:34:50,760 --> 00:34:54,230 Whoa! This is nice. 905 00:34:55,400 --> 00:34:57,675 Where have you been all my life? 906 00:34:58,320 --> 00:35:00,231 Uh, so I came to check on things. 907 00:35:00,400 --> 00:35:02,277 Oh, I'm sorry, who did you say you were again? 908 00:35:02,360 --> 00:35:03,998 Oh, I'm Larry? 909 00:35:04,440 --> 00:35:06,271 Uh, you said Larry took the call. 910 00:35:06,360 --> 00:35:09,272 -(ENG|NE REWING) -(T|RES SCREECHING) 911 00:35:10,320 --> 00:35:11,992 -(G ROANS) -(GASPS) 912 00:35:13,960 --> 00:35:15,712 Good job, Larry! 913 00:35:15,920 --> 00:35:18,388 Yeah, worked like a charm! 914 00:35:21,720 --> 00:35:23,950 (TIRES SCREECHING) 915 00:35:24,320 --> 00:35:26,231 Are you kidding me? Someone got Shank's car? 916 00:35:26,400 --> 00:35:28,516 And I need yours. Sorry. 917 00:35:30,720 --> 00:35:32,790 I'm just... I'm just gonna go. 918 00:35:34,240 --> 00:35:35,389 (JIMMY CRIES) 919 00:35:35,480 --> 00:35:37,675 This is the worst day of my life! 920 00:35:38,680 --> 00:35:40,557 (SIGHS) It's a shame we have to leave so soon. 921 00:35:40,640 --> 00:35:41,993 This game is cool. 922 00:35:42,200 --> 00:35:43,189 Just get us out of here 923 00:35:43,280 --> 00:35:45,316 so we can get this car to Spamley and get paid. 924 00:35:45,480 --> 00:35:46,629 No problem. 925 00:35:46,720 --> 00:35:48,631 (CARS CRASHING) 926 00:35:48,880 --> 00:35:49,995 RALPH: Uh-oh. 927 00:35:50,080 --> 00:35:52,150 VANELLOPE: Look at this guy coming in hot. 928 00:36:02,960 --> 00:36:06,316 -(VANELLOPE SHRIEKS) -(RALPH SHOUTING) 929 00:36:08,360 --> 00:36:11,158 You mess with the bull, you get the horns, little girl! 930 00:36:11,880 --> 00:36:13,233 (RALPH SCREAMS) 931 00:36:15,440 --> 00:36:17,351 You still have value, Butcher Boy. 932 00:36:20,560 --> 00:36:22,710 RALPH: Oh, no! It's that Shank lady. 933 00:36:22,880 --> 00:36:23,995 She looks upset. 934 00:36:24,200 --> 00:36:26,236 Ah, don't worry, I'll lose her. 935 00:36:26,480 --> 00:36:27,799 (RALPH YELLING) 936 00:36:28,160 --> 00:36:29,479 (TIRES SCREECHING) 937 00:36:32,840 --> 00:36:34,273 (RALPH SHOUTING) 938 00:36:35,040 --> 00:36:36,268 Where are you going? 939 00:36:36,440 --> 00:36:39,000 Kid, get back on the track. I'm gonna lose my cookies. 940 00:36:39,160 --> 00:36:41,469 There is no track. I can drive anywhere. 941 00:36:42,120 --> 00:36:43,348 Whoo! 942 00:36:49,120 --> 00:36:51,998 (RALPH SHOUTING) 943 00:36:56,280 --> 00:36:58,999 Oh, kid, she's coming up right behind us. 944 00:36:59,160 --> 00:37:00,149 Oh, hello! 945 00:37:00,360 --> 00:37:02,157 I believe you have something of mine. 946 00:37:02,360 --> 00:37:03,952 Yeah, come and get it. 947 00:37:04,520 --> 00:37:06,033 (ENGINE REWING) 948 00:37:07,760 --> 00:37:09,273 (TIRES SCREECHING) 949 00:37:15,000 --> 00:37:17,309 -Ooh! -(RALPH SHOUTING) 950 00:37:18,960 --> 00:37:20,996 (EXCLAIMS) This girl can drive. 951 00:37:31,720 --> 00:37:33,153 Would you hurry up and lose her? 952 00:37:33,320 --> 00:37:34,389 I'm trying! 953 00:37:36,000 --> 00:37:38,036 -Hang on, chumbo! -(TIRES SCREECHING) 954 00:37:38,120 --> 00:37:39,473 (RALPH SHRIEKS) 955 00:37:41,560 --> 00:37:44,233 (RALPH SHOUTS, WHIMPERS) 956 00:37:44,320 --> 00:37:46,231 I don't like this! 957 00:37:47,840 --> 00:37:49,239 (RALPH GASPING) 958 00:37:49,320 --> 00:37:52,312 (RALPH EXCLAIMING) 959 00:37:55,560 --> 00:37:56,993 (TIRES SCREECHING) 960 00:37:57,680 --> 00:38:00,513 Whoa! Mother Hubbard, this lady can really drive. 961 00:38:00,680 --> 00:38:02,591 Kid, fire! Do you see the fire? 962 00:38:02,800 --> 00:38:03,789 Dead end! Dead end! 963 00:38:03,960 --> 00:38:06,520 Not for me. Bye-bye, Shanky. 964 00:38:06,600 --> 00:38:07,715 (DISTORTED SHOUTING) 965 00:38:08,000 --> 00:38:09,149 VANELLOPE: Whoo-hool 966 00:38:09,240 --> 00:38:10,958 RALPH: Oh, yeah! VANELLOPE: That's the stuff. 967 00:38:11,040 --> 00:38:12,029 Good job, kid. 968 00:38:12,120 --> 00:38:14,793 Oh, yeah, I feel like me again. 969 00:38:14,960 --> 00:38:16,109 One exit straight ahead. 970 00:38:23,560 --> 00:38:24,595 (TIRES SCREECHING) 971 00:38:35,520 --> 00:38:36,714 You're not gonna lose me that easy. 972 00:38:36,800 --> 00:38:37,789 How did you...? 973 00:38:37,880 --> 00:38:39,552 Uh, you might wanna keep your eyes on the road. 974 00:38:39,640 --> 00:38:40,789 (GASPS) Kid! 975 00:38:40,920 --> 00:38:42,069 -(T|RES SCREECHING) -(SHR|EKS) 976 00:38:42,160 --> 00:38:43,673 (BRAKES SCREECHING) 977 00:38:43,800 --> 00:38:44,869 (VANELLOPE GASPS) 978 00:38:48,200 --> 00:38:51,476 Yo, Department of Noise, get out of my car! 979 00:38:51,840 --> 00:38:53,114 Oh, man, what are we gonna do? 980 00:38:53,280 --> 00:38:55,111 You just stay put, don't panic. 981 00:38:55,200 --> 00:38:56,189 I'm gonna talk to her. 982 00:38:56,360 --> 00:38:57,554 Ralph, be careful. 983 00:38:57,720 --> 00:39:00,518 It's fine. This is what heroes do. 984 00:39:00,960 --> 00:39:03,190 (GRUNTING, NERVOUS CHUCKLE) 985 00:39:03,680 --> 00:39:05,352 My bottom is stuck. 986 00:39:06,360 --> 00:39:07,588 (YELPS, GRUNTS) 987 00:39:08,080 --> 00:39:10,514 This car is not designed for a big boy. 988 00:39:10,600 --> 00:39:12,192 I'll tell you that. Hi. 989 00:39:12,520 --> 00:39:14,988 You guys really thought you could just steal my car? 990 00:39:15,200 --> 00:39:17,350 Well, let me tell you what's gonna happen now. 991 00:39:17,520 --> 00:39:20,159 No, wait, listen. We aren't normally car thieves. 992 00:39:20,320 --> 00:39:23,437 My friend here, she's a candy kart racer. 993 00:39:23,600 --> 00:39:24,715 You should see her racing around 994 00:39:24,840 --> 00:39:26,273 her sweet little track... 995 00:39:26,440 --> 00:39:27,793 in her cookie wafer car we built together. 996 00:39:28,120 --> 00:39:29,269 (GROANS lN EMBARRASSMENT) 997 00:39:29,360 --> 00:39:33,797 And, well, the thing is, her perfect little game broke... 998 00:39:33,960 --> 00:39:35,632 and it was my fault... 999 00:39:35,800 --> 00:39:37,950 so we're here to try to fix it... 1000 00:39:38,120 --> 00:39:39,189 and we need money to do that, 1001 00:39:39,280 --> 00:39:40,952 and someone was gonna pay us money... 1002 00:39:41,040 --> 00:39:42,473 -to steal your car... -Okay, okay. 1003 00:39:42,560 --> 00:39:44,516 -...and so we took it. -You can stop crying. 1004 00:39:44,600 --> 00:39:45,749 -(SNIFFLING) -Though I do respect 1005 00:39:45,840 --> 00:39:47,671 your wonderful display of vulnerability. 1006 00:39:47,760 --> 00:39:49,478 (SNIFFLES) Thank you. 1007 00:39:49,640 --> 00:39:51,198 I get it, I do. 1008 00:39:51,360 --> 00:39:53,510 Friendship is everything to us, too. 1009 00:39:53,680 --> 00:39:56,069 -Right, guys? -Word. We're like family. 1010 00:39:56,240 --> 00:39:57,753 That's really great. 1011 00:39:57,840 --> 00:39:59,671 So, does this mean we can keep your car? 1012 00:39:59,840 --> 00:40:02,912 Absolutely not. But I do want to help. 1013 00:40:03,080 --> 00:40:04,149 Hey, you got your phone on you? 1014 00:40:04,240 --> 00:40:06,276 -You know it. -Let's make a video. 1015 00:40:06,360 --> 00:40:08,555 Pyro, hit big boy with the blow and go. 1016 00:40:08,640 --> 00:40:09,629 I'd love to. 1017 00:40:09,760 --> 00:40:10,954 Wait. What's the...? 1018 00:40:11,040 --> 00:40:12,029 (AIR WHOOSHING) 1019 00:40:12,120 --> 00:40:13,473 (SHOUTING) What are you doing? 1020 00:40:13,680 --> 00:40:16,035 Say something, first thing that comes to your mind. 1021 00:40:16,600 --> 00:40:18,750 I'm gonna wreck it! 1022 00:40:19,360 --> 00:40:21,590 Good. All right. Turn it off. 1023 00:40:21,680 --> 00:40:23,875 (SHOUTS) Ow. 1024 00:40:23,960 --> 00:40:25,279 VANELLOPE: What the heck did you do that for? 1025 00:40:25,400 --> 00:40:26,389 Yeah. 1026 00:40:26,480 --> 00:40:29,358 There are much better ways to make money on the Internet 1027 00:40:29,440 --> 00:40:30,953 than stealing cars... 1028 00:40:31,120 --> 00:40:34,157 such as becoming a BuzzzTube star. 1029 00:40:34,320 --> 00:40:35,958 Am I supposed to know what that is? 1030 00:40:36,160 --> 00:40:38,196 Oh, come on. Everybody knows BuzzzTube. 1031 00:40:38,360 --> 00:40:40,157 It's the video-sharing site. 1032 00:40:40,320 --> 00:40:41,719 I'm just starting your account... 1033 00:40:41,800 --> 00:40:44,189 -(CELL PHONE CHIMES) -All right, there you go. 1034 00:40:44,360 --> 00:40:47,955 If this thing goes viral, you can make a lot of money. 1035 00:40:48,120 --> 00:40:50,031 A friend of mine, chick named Yesss... 1036 00:40:50,200 --> 00:40:51,952 she's the head algorithm over there. 1037 00:40:52,120 --> 00:40:53,314 Tell her I sent you. 1038 00:40:53,480 --> 00:40:54,549 Yesss will hook you up. 1039 00:40:54,760 --> 00:40:56,990 Wow, that's really nice of you. 1040 00:40:57,160 --> 00:40:58,957 I'm not sure if "nice" is the right word. 1041 00:40:59,120 --> 00:41:00,348 Well, thank you. 1042 00:41:00,840 --> 00:41:02,273 I should be thanking you, little sister. 1043 00:41:02,360 --> 00:41:03,873 That race was fun. 1044 00:41:03,960 --> 00:41:05,518 Oh. (CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY) 1045 00:41:05,600 --> 00:41:06,589 Well, thank you again. 1046 00:41:07,200 --> 00:41:08,394 Uh... You know... 1047 00:41:08,480 --> 00:41:11,074 While we're talking shop, what move did you do 1048 00:41:11,160 --> 00:41:12,718 to get through that tunnel of fire? 1049 00:41:12,880 --> 00:41:15,633 Was it a power drift into a driftjump, maybe, or...? 1050 00:41:15,800 --> 00:41:16,949 Maybe. 1051 00:41:17,160 --> 00:41:19,276 If you ever wanna come back for a rematch... 1052 00:41:19,440 --> 00:41:21,271 I'd be happy to kick your butt again. 1053 00:41:21,360 --> 00:41:22,634 -(CHUCKLES) -See you. 1054 00:41:22,720 --> 00:41:23,869 (TIRES SCREECHING) 1055 00:41:25,360 --> 00:41:27,669 -(TRA|N HORN BLARES) -(CROSS|NG SIGNAL DINGING) 1056 00:41:37,000 --> 00:41:37,989 Whoa. 1057 00:41:38,080 --> 00:41:39,274 Show-off. 1058 00:41:40,440 --> 00:41:42,874 Man, oh, man, that place was scary. 1059 00:41:43,040 --> 00:41:44,837 I know. It was so exciting! 1060 00:41:45,000 --> 00:41:46,911 No, exciting is when you smile. 1061 00:41:47,080 --> 00:41:48,559 Scary is when you clench your butt, 1062 00:41:48,640 --> 00:41:50,278 and my butt is still clenched. 1063 00:41:50,480 --> 00:41:52,357 Oh, come on, are you honestly telling me... 1064 00:41:52,520 --> 00:41:55,478 that Shank lady wasn't the coolest person you ever met? 1065 00:41:55,640 --> 00:41:57,949 Cool? Name one cool thing about her. 1066 00:41:58,160 --> 00:42:00,276 Um, let's see, she looks cool, she talks cool... 1067 00:42:00,440 --> 00:42:02,635 she drives cool, her hair is cool, her car is cool... 1068 00:42:02,800 --> 00:42:04,791 Wait a minute, are you saying my hair isn't cool? 1069 00:42:05,000 --> 00:42:09,073 What? No! I'm just saying the game was next-level. 1070 00:42:09,240 --> 00:42:11,629 There was no one telling you what to do or where to go. 1071 00:42:11,840 --> 00:42:13,956 Hey, just where do you think you're going? 1072 00:42:14,360 --> 00:42:15,918 To BuzzzTube. It's this way. 1073 00:42:16,080 --> 00:42:18,355 No,no,no. We're going back to Spamley's. 1074 00:42:18,520 --> 00:42:20,351 He can give us some easier loot to find. 1075 00:42:20,520 --> 00:42:23,193 No, we're supposed to see Shank's friend. 1076 00:42:23,360 --> 00:42:25,590 Oh, come on. I don't trust that Shank one bit. 1077 00:42:25,760 --> 00:42:27,955 -Well, I do. -Well, I... (GASPS) 1078 00:42:28,120 --> 00:42:29,712 -Hello, mister. -Who are you? 1079 00:42:29,880 --> 00:42:31,871 I'm your friendly ebay alert messenger. 1080 00:42:31,960 --> 00:42:33,837 Huh. An actual eboy. 1081 00:42:34,000 --> 00:42:37,436 Just here to let you know your bid expires in eight hours. 1082 00:42:37,600 --> 00:42:40,512 Eight hours. Okay, thanks, eboy. 1083 00:42:40,680 --> 00:42:42,352 You got it, Jackson! 1084 00:42:42,520 --> 00:42:46,274 Chumbo, if we nickel-and-dime it with Spamley... 1085 00:42:46,440 --> 00:42:49,512 it will take 20 years to make enough money to buy the wheel. 1086 00:42:49,800 --> 00:42:52,712 (SIGHS) All right, fine. We'll do it your way. 1087 00:42:52,920 --> 00:42:54,876 But I'm telling you right now, that BuzzzTube place 1088 00:42:54,960 --> 00:42:56,439 is a terrible idea. 1089 00:43:00,200 --> 00:43:01,918 (OVERLAPPING NOISES ON VIDEOS) 1090 00:43:03,640 --> 00:43:06,712 Man, there are all kinds of videos in here. 1091 00:43:06,880 --> 00:43:09,348 Yeah, if you like babies and cats. 1092 00:43:09,560 --> 00:43:11,232 -Look, there's you! -Oh, yeah. 1093 00:43:11,440 --> 00:43:12,839 RALPH: (ON VIDEO) I'm gonna wreck it! 1094 00:43:12,920 --> 00:43:14,319 (ALL LAUGHING) 1095 00:43:15,680 --> 00:43:16,999 VANELLOPE: I wonder why those little guys 1096 00:43:17,080 --> 00:43:18,672 are giving your video all those hearts? 1097 00:43:18,840 --> 00:43:20,239 Because obviously they love me. 1098 00:43:20,320 --> 00:43:22,356 I told you this place was a good idea. 1099 00:43:22,520 --> 00:43:23,999 (SCOFFS) Yeah, sure you did, doof. 1100 00:43:26,760 --> 00:43:30,116 The head algorithm. Her name is Yesss. 1101 00:43:30,280 --> 00:43:32,316 No. No. No. 1102 00:43:32,960 --> 00:43:35,315 Uninspired, clichéd... 1103 00:43:35,560 --> 00:43:37,312 Ugh! YouTube's got this one. 1104 00:43:37,480 --> 00:43:39,835 Chewbacca Dad? Really? 1105 00:43:40,000 --> 00:43:43,197 Yeah, it's like Chewbacca Mom, but it's a daddy. 1106 00:43:43,400 --> 00:43:44,594 -No! -(DOOR OPENS) 1107 00:43:44,760 --> 00:43:47,718 Heyo! Are you the head of Al Gore? 1108 00:43:47,880 --> 00:43:51,589 I am the head algorithm of BuzzzTube... 1109 00:43:51,760 --> 00:43:53,512 which means I curate the content... 1110 00:43:53,680 --> 00:43:56,148 at the Internet's most popular video-sharing site. 1111 00:43:56,360 --> 00:43:58,112 Which means, I don't have time to trifle... 1112 00:43:58,320 --> 00:44:00,629 with every shoeless, mouth-breathing hobo 1113 00:44:00,720 --> 00:44:02,039 that trundles into my office. 1114 00:44:02,240 --> 00:44:03,434 Call security, Maybe. 1115 00:44:03,600 --> 00:44:07,149 Yes. (STAMMERS) But, Yesss, this is the leaf blower guy. 1116 00:44:07,320 --> 00:44:08,309 Who? 1117 00:44:08,480 --> 00:44:09,913 The man with the undulating jowls. 1118 00:44:10,120 --> 00:44:11,155 So? 1119 00:44:11,320 --> 00:44:13,595 (WHISPERS) His video has 1.3 million hearts. 1120 00:44:13,760 --> 00:44:15,318 (EXCLAIMS) Well! 1121 00:44:15,640 --> 00:44:17,915 (LAUGHS) Why didn't you tell me 1122 00:44:18,000 --> 00:44:19,797 I was in the presence of a genius? 1123 00:44:19,960 --> 00:44:21,393 (SNAPS FINGERS) Grab him a drink. (CHUCKLES) 1124 00:44:21,560 --> 00:44:22,834 Yeah, this lady named Shank... 1125 00:44:23,000 --> 00:44:24,319 she actually made the video. 1126 00:44:24,480 --> 00:44:26,471 She's the one who told us to come see you. 1127 00:44:26,680 --> 00:44:28,716 No wonder your video's so dope. 1128 00:44:28,800 --> 00:44:30,677 Shank is for real cool. 1129 00:44:30,840 --> 00:44:31,829 Right? 1130 00:44:32,000 --> 00:44:33,274 (SCOFFS) She is not. 1131 00:44:33,360 --> 00:44:35,157 I'm the cool one getting all the hearts. 1132 00:44:35,320 --> 00:44:38,039 Well, that's right, you big baby. 1133 00:44:38,120 --> 00:44:39,109 -(YESSS COOING) -(GIGGLES) 1134 00:44:39,200 --> 00:44:40,189 Yeah. 1135 00:44:40,400 --> 00:44:41,389 Um, what'd you say your name was? 1136 00:44:41,560 --> 00:44:42,834 Ralph, Wreck-It Ralph. 1137 00:44:43,000 --> 00:44:46,117 Well, Wreck-It Ralph, you are trending! 1138 00:44:46,280 --> 00:44:50,114 And these are for you. Hearts, hearts, hearts, hearts. 1139 00:44:50,280 --> 00:44:52,032 -Hearts, hearts, hearts! -Hearts, hearts, hearts! 1140 00:44:52,120 --> 00:44:53,155 Yes! Hearts! 1141 00:44:53,240 --> 00:44:54,992 (BOTH REPEATING) 1142 00:44:55,080 --> 00:44:56,115 (BOTH LAUGHING) 1143 00:44:56,200 --> 00:44:58,156 Uh, not to buzzkill the lovefest 1144 00:44:58,240 --> 00:44:59,593 you guys got going on here... 1145 00:44:59,800 --> 00:45:01,472 but Shank kinda told us that 1146 00:45:01,560 --> 00:45:04,677 viral videos can make, like, actual money? 1147 00:45:04,840 --> 00:45:06,751 Oh, hearts are money, honey. 1148 00:45:06,920 --> 00:45:09,115 Your Buzzzy account converts hearts into dollars. 1149 00:45:09,280 --> 00:45:10,269 Ka-ching! 1150 00:45:10,680 --> 00:45:12,113 RALPH: $43,000! 1151 00:45:12,280 --> 00:45:15,272 Kid, we only needed $27,001. We're done. 1152 00:45:15,480 --> 00:45:18,358 Oh, no, no, no. (LAUGHING) 1153 00:45:18,440 --> 00:45:20,192 That's $43. 1154 00:45:20,400 --> 00:45:23,949 43? That's not even half of 27,001. 1155 00:45:24,240 --> 00:45:27,437 And we only have eight hours left to save my game. 1156 00:45:27,520 --> 00:45:30,478 Ugh. Well, I hate to say it, but that ain't happening. 1157 00:45:30,640 --> 00:45:32,198 Your video is tapped out. 1158 00:45:32,360 --> 00:45:33,873 But I thought I was trenching? 1159 00:45:34,000 --> 00:45:34,989 Trending. 1160 00:45:35,160 --> 00:45:37,310 You were. But that was 15 seconds ago. 1161 00:45:37,480 --> 00:45:39,198 Now, you're not. (CHUCKLES) 1162 00:45:39,280 --> 00:45:40,269 Thanks for stopping by, though. 1163 00:45:41,720 --> 00:45:42,914 Aw! 1164 00:45:43,320 --> 00:45:44,389 What are we gonna do, kid? 1165 00:45:44,560 --> 00:45:47,313 All right, pal, I have an idea. And hear me out. 1166 00:45:47,480 --> 00:45:50,677 What if we go back to Slaughter Race 1167 00:45:50,760 --> 00:45:51,954 and I ask Shank really... 1168 00:45:52,120 --> 00:45:55,908 No, no, no. We're not going back to that death trap. 1169 00:45:56,080 --> 00:45:58,310 Yesss, what if I made you a whole bunch of videos... 1170 00:45:58,520 --> 00:46:00,795 of me doing all kinds of them crazy things? 1171 00:46:00,960 --> 00:46:02,632 You mean saturate the market? 1172 00:46:02,800 --> 00:46:04,916 That could get you a lot of hearts fast. 1173 00:46:05,080 --> 00:46:06,354 Have you thought this through at all? 1174 00:46:06,520 --> 00:46:08,954 What do you plan on even doing in these videos? 1175 00:46:09,160 --> 00:46:11,276 lhjustcopy whatever's popular. 1176 00:46:11,440 --> 00:46:13,908 Genius. Yo, Maybe, what's trending right now? 1177 00:46:14,040 --> 00:46:16,076 Mmm-hmm. Let's have a lookie-Iookie. 1178 00:46:16,240 --> 00:46:18,356 As usual, human suffering is number one... 1179 00:46:18,520 --> 00:46:19,953 followed by hot pepper 1180 00:46:20,040 --> 00:46:21,189 -eating challenges... -(SCREAMING) 1181 00:46:21,280 --> 00:46:22,918 -video game walkthroughs... -(GOAT SCREAMING) 1182 00:46:23,000 --> 00:46:24,228 oh, screaming goats are back... 1183 00:46:24,400 --> 00:46:27,517 unboxings, cooking demos, makeup tutorials... 1184 00:46:27,720 --> 00:46:30,393 and lastly, ugh, bee puns. 1185 00:46:30,720 --> 00:46:33,234 (BUZZING) Let's "bee" friends. 1186 00:46:33,960 --> 00:46:35,109 (BOTH GROAN) 1187 00:46:35,200 --> 00:46:36,519 Two weeks in a row, guys. 1188 00:46:36,600 --> 00:46:38,192 That's a fortnight of bee puns. 1189 00:46:38,360 --> 00:46:41,033 He won't be doing any bee puns. They're beneath you. 1190 00:46:41,200 --> 00:46:43,839 Oh, I'm doing a bee pun. Oh, yes, lam. 1191 00:46:44,000 --> 00:46:46,798 And I'm eating a hot pepper, and I'm putting on makeup... 1192 00:46:46,960 --> 00:46:48,234 and whatever else it takes! 1193 00:46:48,400 --> 00:46:50,994 Because, kid, we came here to save your game 1194 00:46:51,120 --> 00:46:52,394 and we're gonna do it. 1195 00:46:52,600 --> 00:46:54,113 I love it! Ha! 1196 00:46:54,280 --> 00:46:55,872 That is what the Internet was made for! 1197 00:46:56,080 --> 00:46:57,877 Now, let's get to work. 1198 00:46:58,680 --> 00:47:00,193 (LEE YAWNING) 1199 00:47:00,280 --> 00:47:01,554 Seen it. 1200 00:47:01,720 --> 00:47:03,392 Saw that one. 1201 00:47:03,560 --> 00:47:05,835 Seen it. Seen it. 1202 00:47:06,640 --> 00:47:07,993 -Huh? -(MOUSE CLICKS) 1203 00:47:08,080 --> 00:47:10,150 (RALPH SHOUTING) 1204 00:47:14,400 --> 00:47:15,799 (CHUCKLES) 1205 00:47:15,880 --> 00:47:17,996 Yo, McNeely, you remember Wreck-It Ralph? 1206 00:47:18,160 --> 00:47:19,878 That bad guy from the old video game? 1207 00:47:20,040 --> 00:47:21,712 Yeah, exactly. 1208 00:47:21,880 --> 00:47:23,074 I'm gonna send you a super random video. 1209 00:47:23,160 --> 00:47:24,149 Check it out, dude. 1210 00:47:24,240 --> 00:47:25,958 Yeah, I'll give it a heart. Whatever. 1211 00:47:26,680 --> 00:47:29,877 (RALPH SHOUTING ON VIDEO) 1212 00:47:36,800 --> 00:47:38,711 Hey, everybody, welcome to Up To the Meme-ent! 1213 00:47:38,800 --> 00:47:39,994 I'm your host, Dani Fernandez. 1214 00:47:40,160 --> 00:47:41,752 Nobody knows who's making them, 1215 00:47:41,840 --> 00:47:43,273 but the whole world is going bonkers... 1216 00:47:43,440 --> 00:47:45,954 over a series of truly bizarre videos... 1217 00:47:46,120 --> 00:47:48,475 starring '80s-era bad guy Wreck-It Ralph. 1218 00:47:48,760 --> 00:47:50,557 Check out what everyone is buzzing about... 1219 00:47:50,640 --> 00:47:51,834 over at BuzzzTube. com. 1220 00:47:52,000 --> 00:47:53,672 Hey, guys, Wreck-It Ralph here... 1221 00:47:53,840 --> 00:47:56,070 with the ghost pepper challenge. 1222 00:47:56,240 --> 00:47:58,117 Supposed to be spicy. We’ll see about that. 1223 00:47:58,840 --> 00:48:00,114 Mmm. That's not so... 1224 00:48:00,200 --> 00:48:02,509 Oh, it's my hot! Oh, make it stop! 1225 00:48:02,680 --> 00:48:04,398 (CHUCKLES) Yo, McNeely, another one just dropped. 1226 00:48:04,480 --> 00:48:05,469 Check it out, dude. 1227 00:48:05,640 --> 00:48:07,437 Where are these things coming from? 1228 00:48:07,600 --> 00:48:09,716 Hey, Josey, did you see the pepper challenge? 1229 00:48:09,800 --> 00:48:10,789 JOSEY: Oh, not yet. 1230 00:48:10,880 --> 00:48:13,235 I'm watching the one where he just smacks his lips. 1231 00:48:13,400 --> 00:48:14,389 It's disgusting. 1232 00:48:14,560 --> 00:48:15,834 RALPH: You don't want any real hard lines. 1233 00:48:16,000 --> 00:48:18,468 You just want to blend that out there, like this... 1234 00:48:18,640 --> 00:48:20,278 And that, my friends, 1235 00:48:20,360 --> 00:48:23,113 is how you achieve the perfect cat eye. 1236 00:48:23,200 --> 00:48:24,235 -(LAUGHTER) -I always start 1237 00:48:24,320 --> 00:48:26,709 with the hootnanny. Shift it into a floss. 1238 00:48:27,680 --> 00:48:30,990 And now I finish with a hot Marat. Huh? Huh? 1239 00:48:31,080 --> 00:48:32,399 Follow along with me, 1240 00:48:32,480 --> 00:48:36,189 and I'm gonna give this little cloud a little friend... 1241 00:48:36,360 --> 00:48:38,157 -in the form of a tree. -(LAUGHTER) 1242 00:48:38,320 --> 00:48:39,833 E veiybody needs a friend. 1243 00:48:41,360 --> 00:48:42,509 Look at these guys. 1244 00:48:42,600 --> 00:48:44,591 Look at this one, sleeping under his ear. 1245 00:48:44,760 --> 00:48:46,796 You couch potatoes. Wake up. 1246 00:48:46,960 --> 00:48:49,838 We’ve been baking at about 950 degrees 1247 00:48:49,920 --> 00:48:51,035 now for Six hours... 1248 00:48:51,240 --> 00:48:52,832 so she should be ready. 1249 00:48:52,920 --> 00:48:54,239 (COUGHING) 1250 00:48:54,320 --> 00:48:56,629 Voila‘! Burnt pie! 1251 00:48:57,120 --> 00:48:58,473 Let's have a little whiff of this here. (SNIFFS) 1252 00:48:58,760 --> 00:49:00,637 (SHOUTING) My hair, my hair! My hair! 1253 00:49:01,480 --> 00:49:03,152 This man is on fire. 1254 00:49:03,320 --> 00:49:05,436 Literal and figurative fire. 1255 00:49:05,600 --> 00:49:07,397 But he still needs 200 million hearts 1256 00:49:07,480 --> 00:49:08,708 in the next five hours... 1257 00:49:08,920 --> 00:49:10,717 or this beautiful child loses her game. 1258 00:49:10,920 --> 00:49:13,229 That's why I'm on to phase two... 1259 00:49:13,400 --> 00:49:15,755 you, my elite Pop-Up Army. 1260 00:49:15,920 --> 00:49:17,876 I need you out there popping up... 1261 00:49:18,040 --> 00:49:20,156 and getting clicks all over the Internet. 1262 00:49:20,320 --> 00:49:23,232 I'm talking Tumblr, Instagram, Mashable. 1263 00:49:23,400 --> 00:49:24,753 Be my pied pipers and 1264 00:49:24,840 --> 00:49:27,115 lead that beautiful traffic to BuzzzTube... 1265 00:49:27,280 --> 00:49:29,919 because Wreck-It Ralph needs his hearts. 1266 00:49:34,000 --> 00:49:36,195 Hey, mister! Hey, yeah, yeah, yeah,yeah,you,you. 1267 00:49:36,360 --> 00:49:37,509 You don't wanna miss this. 1268 00:49:37,600 --> 00:49:38,749 It's the latest Wreck-It Ralph video. 1269 00:49:38,840 --> 00:49:40,398 Click it. Click it! 1270 00:49:52,760 --> 00:49:55,593 Man oh Manischewitz, that looks so fun. 1271 00:49:55,800 --> 00:49:56,869 Yesss, can I be a pop-up? 1272 00:49:57,040 --> 00:49:59,474 I don't know. Can you be annoyingly aggressive? 1273 00:49:59,680 --> 00:50:02,114 I don't know. Can I? Can I? Can I? 1274 00:50:02,280 --> 00:50:04,589 Can I? Can I? Can I? Can I? Can I? Can I? 1275 00:50:05,760 --> 00:50:07,796 Oh, yes, you're perfect. Here. 1276 00:50:07,880 --> 00:50:09,074 Thank you! 1277 00:50:09,240 --> 00:50:10,229 If you're going, I wanna go. 1278 00:50:10,440 --> 00:50:13,671 No, baby, you've got to stay here and be my movie star. 1279 00:50:13,840 --> 00:50:16,957 What? No, no, no. Me and the kid are like shoes and socks. 1280 00:50:17,120 --> 00:50:18,633 Or peanut butter and bacon. 1281 00:50:18,720 --> 00:50:20,358 One cannot exist without the other. 1282 00:50:20,520 --> 00:50:21,589 Go on, kid, tell her. 1283 00:50:21,760 --> 00:50:22,749 It's true. 1284 00:50:22,920 --> 00:50:26,037 In fact, it's so true that we will be fine 1285 00:50:26,120 --> 00:50:28,031 if we're apart for a minute. 1286 00:50:28,200 --> 00:50:30,714 Come on, pal. It's my game we're trying to save. 1287 00:50:30,920 --> 00:50:32,478 I just wanna get out there and be useful. 1288 00:50:33,120 --> 00:50:34,155 But without me? 1289 00:50:34,320 --> 00:50:36,197 What if you get lost? You're just a kid. 1290 00:50:36,360 --> 00:50:38,555 Oh, and you're some mature adult? 1291 00:50:38,760 --> 00:50:40,557 Well, I'm bigger. 1292 00:50:40,760 --> 00:50:42,478 Don't be insecure, big fella. 1293 00:50:42,680 --> 00:50:44,796 She's not gonna get lost. I promise. 1294 00:50:44,960 --> 00:50:47,758 She'll be in my personal web browser. 1295 00:50:49,040 --> 00:50:50,996 And your app comes with BuzzzFace... 1296 00:50:51,160 --> 00:50:53,435 so you can keep in touch anywhere on the Internet. 1297 00:50:53,600 --> 00:50:55,272 See, I'll be fine. 1298 00:50:55,440 --> 00:50:57,317 I know, I just... 1299 00:50:59,560 --> 00:51:00,993 (SIGHS) 1300 00:51:01,120 --> 00:51:03,793 We haven't been apart in like six years. 1301 00:51:03,960 --> 00:51:05,837 I'm going to miss you. 1302 00:51:06,480 --> 00:51:08,391 You'll be fine, too. 1303 00:51:08,560 --> 00:51:10,437 The more hearts your videos get, 1304 00:51:10,520 --> 00:51:12,158 the faster we'll get the wheel. 1305 00:51:12,320 --> 00:51:13,958 And then we can go home. 1306 00:51:14,120 --> 00:51:15,348 Look, we'll be celebrating 1307 00:51:15,440 --> 00:51:17,715 at Tapper's this time tomorrow, buddy. 1308 00:51:17,880 --> 00:51:20,792 Yeah, I guess you're right. 1309 00:51:21,400 --> 00:51:22,469 Bye! 1310 00:51:23,040 --> 00:51:25,793 Be careful, huh? Don't be a dummy. 1311 00:51:25,880 --> 00:51:27,359 (WHOOSHES) 1312 00:51:27,920 --> 00:51:28,989 (SIGHS) 1313 00:51:29,800 --> 00:51:31,438 So where exactly are you sending her? 1314 00:51:31,600 --> 00:51:33,875 Since candy girl comes from an arcade game... 1315 00:51:34,040 --> 00:51:35,917 I'm thinking she'd be good in the gaming district. 1316 00:51:37,320 --> 00:51:38,958 Oh,no,no,no,no. Badidea. 1317 00:51:39,120 --> 00:51:41,588 Those games are dangerous, and they rot your brain. 1318 00:51:41,760 --> 00:51:42,954 Why don't we send her somewhere 1319 00:51:43,040 --> 00:51:45,554 a little more totally different than that... 1320 00:51:45,720 --> 00:51:47,995 and nowhere near there? 1321 00:51:48,160 --> 00:51:51,038 Let's see. Family Friendly Fansites. 1322 00:51:51,200 --> 00:51:53,475 That sounds safe, and she is technically a princess... 1323 00:51:53,640 --> 00:51:55,392 so how about this one here 1324 00:51:55,480 --> 00:51:57,152 with the sweet little pink castle? 1325 00:51:57,320 --> 00:51:58,309 I love it. 1326 00:51:58,480 --> 00:52:02,359 Okay, I'll redirect our newest pop-up to OhMyDisney.com. 1327 00:52:06,040 --> 00:52:07,678 -(GIRLS CHEERING) -(POP MUSIC PLAYING) 1328 00:52:07,760 --> 00:52:11,309 Jeez Louise, this place is bonkers! Whoa! 1329 00:52:16,200 --> 00:52:19,033 To infinity and beyond! 1330 00:52:22,240 --> 00:52:25,516 Aw, come on. Princesses and cartoon characters? 1331 00:52:25,680 --> 00:52:26,954 Lame. 1332 00:52:27,160 --> 00:52:29,469 Hey, easy there. 1333 00:52:29,640 --> 00:52:32,234 Oh, I mean, no offense or anything. 1334 00:52:33,000 --> 00:52:34,638 Well, time to get to work. 1335 00:52:35,320 --> 00:52:36,389 ANNOUNCER: And for your final question. 1336 00:52:36,480 --> 00:52:39,552 "My friends would describe me as?" 1337 00:52:39,760 --> 00:52:42,832 ”Smart, funny, kind, or brave. " 1338 00:52:42,920 --> 00:52:43,909 Um... 1339 00:52:44,720 --> 00:52:46,278 Kind, I guess? 1340 00:52:46,760 --> 00:52:50,912 Based on your answers, your princess BFF is 1341 00:52:51,000 --> 00:52:52,638 Snow White! 1342 00:52:52,800 --> 00:52:54,119 I do believe our friendship 1343 00:52:54,200 --> 00:52:56,031 will be the fairest of them all! 1344 00:52:56,200 --> 00:52:59,158 Hey, wanna meet my BFF? It's Wreck-It Ralph. 1345 00:52:59,360 --> 00:53:01,351 Just click here to see his new video. 1346 00:53:01,560 --> 00:53:02,595 (BEEPS) 1347 00:53:02,680 --> 00:53:03,669 Thank you. 1348 00:53:04,280 --> 00:53:06,919 Yeah, um, in Captain America: The First Avenger... 1349 00:53:07,120 --> 00:53:08,712 Red Skull refers to Yggdrasil, 1350 00:53:08,800 --> 00:53:11,030 the World Tree, Guardian of Wisdom and Fate. 1351 00:53:11,200 --> 00:53:12,758 Are we to believe, sir, 1352 00:53:12,840 --> 00:53:14,637 that you are a descendant of that tree? 1353 00:53:15,600 --> 00:53:16,999 I am Groot. 1354 00:53:17,320 --> 00:53:19,276 Okay, okay. Thank you very much. 1355 00:53:19,360 --> 00:53:21,555 Um, what is Drax really like? 1356 00:53:21,760 --> 00:53:23,079 -I am Groot. -Thank you. 1357 00:53:23,240 --> 00:53:26,277 Yeah. Are you a conifer or a fruit-bearing tree? 1358 00:53:26,360 --> 00:53:27,349 -l... -Excuse me. 1359 00:53:27,440 --> 00:53:28,634 I'll take this one. He is Groot, 1360 00:53:28,720 --> 00:53:31,280 I am Vanellope, click here to meet Wreck-It Ralph. 1361 00:53:32,320 --> 00:53:34,754 Eh, this is almost too easy. 1362 00:53:35,520 --> 00:53:37,033 STORMTROOPER 1: Hey, do you have a permit for that pop-up? 1363 00:53:37,120 --> 00:53:38,109 Uh... 1364 00:53:38,200 --> 00:53:40,953 That's unauthorized clickbait. You're coming with us, kid. 1365 00:53:41,040 --> 00:53:42,632 -Boop! {SCREAMS) 1366 00:53:42,720 --> 00:53:44,278 STORMTROOPER 2: She’s getting away. 1367 00:53:45,000 --> 00:53:46,638 (ANNOUNCER CHATTERING) 1368 00:53:46,720 --> 00:53:47,709 STORMTROOPER 3: This way. 1369 00:53:48,160 --> 00:53:49,149 Ooh! 1370 00:53:49,480 --> 00:53:50,469 Sorry, mister! 1371 00:53:53,840 --> 00:53:56,798 Hey, can't you read? Cast members only! 1372 00:53:57,080 --> 00:53:58,752 (VANELLOPE PANTING, EXCLAIMS) 1373 00:53:58,880 --> 00:54:00,233 STORMTROOPER 2: I think she went down this way. Come on. 1374 00:54:00,320 --> 00:54:01,309 STORMTROOPER 3: Roger that. 1375 00:54:01,400 --> 00:54:02,799 STORMTROOPER 3: Did you see a kid come through here? 1376 00:54:02,880 --> 00:54:05,553 She came running through here like a headless hen. 1377 00:54:05,760 --> 00:54:07,557 (STRAINING) 1378 00:54:07,680 --> 00:54:08,795 STORMTROOPER 3: Any Sign of her? 1379 00:54:08,960 --> 00:54:10,473 STORMTROOPER 2: No, maybe she went down 1380 00:54:10,600 --> 00:54:11,715 to the Air Bud pavilion. 1381 00:54:11,880 --> 00:54:13,677 STORMTROOPER 3: Come on. Let's check it out. 1382 00:54:15,720 --> 00:54:17,438 (PRINCESSES CHATTERING) 1383 00:54:17,880 --> 00:54:19,552 (PRINCESS HUMMING) 1384 00:54:19,640 --> 00:54:20,868 (PRINCESSES GASPING) 1385 00:54:20,960 --> 00:54:21,995 Uh, hi! 1386 00:54:22,080 --> 00:54:24,719 (PRINCESSES GRUNTING, SHOUTING) 1387 00:54:26,000 --> 00:54:27,797 Whoa, whoa. Ladies, I can explain. 1388 00:54:27,960 --> 00:54:30,758 See, I'm a princess, too. 1389 00:54:30,920 --> 00:54:32,399 -Wait, what? -VANELLOPE: Yeah. 1390 00:54:32,560 --> 00:54:34,437 Princess Vanellope Von Schweetz... 1391 00:54:34,600 --> 00:54:37,558 of the, uh, Sugar Rush Von Schweetzes. 1392 00:54:37,720 --> 00:54:38,948 I'm sure you've heard of us. 1393 00:54:39,040 --> 00:54:41,156 It'd be embarrassing for you if you haven't. 1394 00:54:41,240 --> 00:54:42,229 (CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY) 1395 00:54:42,320 --> 00:54:44,515 Huh. What kind of a princess are you? 1396 00:54:44,680 --> 00:54:45,669 What kind? 1397 00:54:45,880 --> 00:54:47,518 -Do you have magic hair? -No. 1398 00:54:47,720 --> 00:54:49,153 -Magic hands? -No. 1399 00:54:49,320 --> 00:54:51,197 -Do animals talk to you? -No. 1400 00:54:51,360 --> 00:54:52,509 -Were you poisoned? -No! 1401 00:54:52,720 --> 00:54:53,709 -BOTH: Cursed? -No! 1402 00:54:53,800 --> 00:54:55,313 -BOTH: Kidnapped or enslaved? -No! 1403 00:54:55,520 --> 00:54:57,112 Are you guys okay? Should I call the police? 1404 00:54:57,280 --> 00:54:58,759 Then I have to assume you made a deal 1405 00:54:58,840 --> 00:55:00,034 with an undenNater sea witch... 1406 00:55:00,200 --> 00:55:01,189 where she took your voice 1407 00:55:01,280 --> 00:55:03,236 in exchange for a pair of human legs? 1408 00:55:03,440 --> 00:55:05,635 No! Good Lord, who would do that? 1409 00:55:05,800 --> 00:55:07,518 (SING-SONG) Have you ever had True Love's Kiss? 1410 00:55:07,600 --> 00:55:08,589 Ew! Barf! 1411 00:55:08,680 --> 00:55:09,908 Do you have daddy issues? 1412 00:55:10,000 --> 00:55:11,069 I don't even have a mom. 1413 00:55:11,280 --> 00:55:12,872 PRINCESSES: Neither do we! 1414 00:55:13,080 --> 00:55:15,230 And now for the million-dollar question. 1415 00:55:15,400 --> 00:55:18,039 Do people assume all your problems got solved 1416 00:55:18,120 --> 00:55:19,838 because a big strong man showed up? 1417 00:55:20,040 --> 00:55:21,996 Yes! What is up with that? 1418 00:55:22,160 --> 00:55:23,639 ALL: She is a princess! 1419 00:55:23,720 --> 00:55:25,073 (VOCALIZING) 1420 00:55:25,160 --> 00:55:26,559 Who made your gown? 1421 00:55:26,640 --> 00:55:28,312 I've never seen anything quite like it. 1422 00:55:28,480 --> 00:55:29,595 Oh, this old thing? 1423 00:55:29,800 --> 00:55:31,711 Oh, I'd so love to have one of my own. 1424 00:55:31,880 --> 00:55:32,869 -As would I. -MOANA: Me too! 1425 00:55:32,960 --> 00:55:34,393 -ELSA: So cool. -Best outfit ever! 1426 00:55:34,600 --> 00:55:35,749 Ooh! I want one, too, you guys! 1427 00:55:35,920 --> 00:55:37,558 I'll get my mice on this. 1428 00:55:39,280 --> 00:55:40,269 (SIGHS) 1429 00:55:40,360 --> 00:55:42,476 So this is love. 1430 00:55:42,640 --> 00:55:46,918 All hail Princess Vanellope, the queen of comfy! 1431 00:55:47,000 --> 00:55:48,797 -(PRINCESSES CHEERING) -RAPUNZEL: Yay, Vanellope! 1432 00:55:48,960 --> 00:55:51,599 Of all the thingamabobs in this entire world... 1433 00:55:51,760 --> 00:55:53,955 I never thought I'd get to wear a real... 1434 00:55:54,160 --> 00:55:55,479 what's it called again? 1435 00:55:55,640 --> 00:55:57,392 Oh, yeah. Shirt. 1436 00:55:57,880 --> 00:56:01,668 (SINGING) I once had a dream that I might wear a Shirt... 1437 00:56:01,760 --> 00:56:04,069 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Wait! What's going on? 1438 00:56:04,480 --> 00:56:06,038 Uh, she's singing. 1439 00:56:06,200 --> 00:56:09,192 Yeah, but there was like music and a spotlight. 1440 00:56:09,360 --> 00:56:11,032 Wait, you all saw it too, right? 1441 00:56:11,200 --> 00:56:12,315 That's what happens 1442 00:56:12,400 --> 00:56:14,311 when a princess sings about her dreams. 1443 00:56:14,480 --> 00:56:17,836 Oh, that's never happened to me. I mean, not even once. 1444 00:56:18,000 --> 00:56:19,558 Why don't you give it a try? 1445 00:56:19,720 --> 00:56:22,712 What is it you really want? Sing about that. 1446 00:56:22,880 --> 00:56:24,154 Okay. Uh, sure. 1447 00:56:24,320 --> 00:56:26,072 Huh. I could do that. Um, let's see. 1448 00:56:26,640 --> 00:56:27,675 (CLEARS THROAT) 1449 00:56:28,280 --> 00:56:32,512 (SINGING) Oh, steering wheel Oh, steering wheel 1450 00:56:32,680 --> 00:56:36,036 Oh, yes I want a steering wheel 1451 00:56:36,320 --> 00:56:38,629 (SCATTING) 1452 00:56:39,640 --> 00:56:41,596 Well, there is a lot to unpack here. 1453 00:56:41,680 --> 00:56:42,715 AURORA: Mmm-hmm. 1454 00:56:42,800 --> 00:56:45,268 So, this steering wheel you sing of, 1455 00:56:45,360 --> 00:56:46,588 that's a metaphor? 1456 00:56:46,760 --> 00:56:48,990 Oh, no, no, no, it's not a metaphor. Ijust... 1457 00:56:49,160 --> 00:56:51,390 I literally want a steering wheel. 1458 00:56:51,560 --> 00:56:53,835 I think the issue is I was a little pitchy. 1459 00:56:54,000 --> 00:56:55,228 Maybe a little. 1460 00:56:55,400 --> 00:56:58,437 But sometimes your song can't start... 1461 00:56:58,640 --> 00:57:00,949 until you go someplace to reflect. 1462 00:57:01,760 --> 00:57:03,239 What works for some of us... 1463 00:57:03,440 --> 00:57:06,989 is finding a form of water and staring at it. 1464 00:57:07,720 --> 00:57:08,755 What? 1465 00:57:08,840 --> 00:57:11,195 Oh, yes, I like to stare at a wishing well! 1466 00:57:11,400 --> 00:57:12,628 I stare at the ocean. 1467 00:57:12,800 --> 00:57:13,789 Horse trough. 1468 00:57:13,960 --> 00:57:14,995 Soap bubbles! 1469 00:57:15,080 --> 00:57:17,799 Wait, you're saying if I just stare at some water... 1470 00:57:18,480 --> 00:57:20,118 Uh, important water. 1471 00:57:20,280 --> 00:57:22,714 Right. Of course. "Important water." 1472 00:57:22,880 --> 00:57:25,075 I stare at the important water... 1473 00:57:25,240 --> 00:57:28,391 and somehow magically I'll start singing about my dream? 1474 00:57:28,560 --> 00:57:29,629 RAPUNZEL: For sure. TIANA: Mmm-hmm. 1475 00:57:29,840 --> 00:57:32,354 Uh, yeah, I don't think so, ladies, but thanks. 1476 00:57:32,440 --> 00:57:33,429 (KNOCKS ON DOOR) 1477 00:57:33,800 --> 00:57:35,472 C-3PO: Five minutes, Princesses. 1478 00:57:35,680 --> 00:57:38,353 Another "Which Disney Princess Are You?" quizlet 1479 00:57:38,440 --> 00:57:39,873 starts in five minutes. 1480 00:57:39,960 --> 00:57:42,349 -(PRINCESSES GROAN) -JASMINE: Okay, thank you. 1481 00:57:42,440 --> 00:57:45,318 Well, I guess it's back to the gowns, girls. 1482 00:57:45,520 --> 00:57:47,397 It was lovely to meet you, Vanellope. 1483 00:57:47,560 --> 00:57:49,596 And best of luck finding your song. 1484 00:57:49,880 --> 00:57:52,633 (SPEAKING SCOTTISH ENGLISH) 1485 00:57:56,640 --> 00:57:58,119 Uh-huh. 1486 00:57:58,200 --> 00:57:59,394 (WHISPERING) What did she just say? 1487 00:57:59,480 --> 00:58:01,232 -We don't know. -We can't understand her. 1488 00:58:01,400 --> 00:58:03,038 She's from the other studio. 1489 00:58:03,120 --> 00:58:04,189 Ah. 1490 00:58:04,840 --> 00:58:06,671 RALPH: Hi, everybody. Wreck-It Ralph here... 1491 00:58:06,840 --> 00:58:09,400 with a little box I'm gonna open. 1492 00:58:09,560 --> 00:58:11,073 Let's see what we got here. 1493 00:58:11,240 --> 00:58:14,391 A "Pancake Milkshake Fun Set." Huh. 1494 00:58:14,560 --> 00:58:15,788 Got a little heft to it. 1495 00:58:15,880 --> 00:58:17,472 Something wobbling around in there. 1496 00:58:17,680 --> 00:58:19,159 Wonder if we got the kitty or the bunny. 1497 00:58:19,320 --> 00:58:20,355 Let's open it up. 1498 00:58:20,440 --> 00:58:21,589 -(BUZZING) -(RALPH SCREAMING) 1499 00:58:22,120 --> 00:58:24,190 (ANNOUNCER READING) 1500 00:58:24,720 --> 00:58:25,914 Man, who would've guessed a bee pun 1501 00:58:26,000 --> 00:58:28,070 would be the thing to put us over the top? 1502 00:58:28,480 --> 00:58:30,072 Huh. That's the Internet for you. 1503 00:58:30,240 --> 00:58:33,073 All right, it is uploading. 1504 00:58:33,280 --> 00:58:34,429 Hey, mister! 1505 00:58:34,520 --> 00:58:35,509 (GASPS) Oh. Hi, eboy. 1506 00:58:35,680 --> 00:58:37,033 Just here to let you know 1507 00:58:37,120 --> 00:58:39,588 your bid does expire in 30 minutes. 1508 00:58:39,680 --> 00:58:41,750 (SIGHS) Thanks, little eboy. 1509 00:58:41,920 --> 00:58:42,909 You got it, chairman. 1510 00:58:43,560 --> 00:58:44,595 You hear that, Yesss? 1511 00:58:44,680 --> 00:58:45,999 We don't have a lot of time left. 1512 00:58:46,160 --> 00:58:47,559 -Okay. We just gotta... -(COMPUTER BUZZES) 1513 00:58:47,720 --> 00:58:49,597 No,no,no. 1514 00:58:49,680 --> 00:58:50,669 No! Not you! 1515 00:58:51,560 --> 00:58:53,152 What? Why are you angry at the lollipop? 1516 00:58:53,240 --> 00:58:54,229 What does that mean? 1517 00:58:54,400 --> 00:58:55,594 (GROANS) The file's not loading. 1518 00:58:55,800 --> 00:58:57,552 If this doesn't load, we're not gonna make it. 1519 00:58:57,760 --> 00:59:00,035 -Hmm. -You don't have enough hearts. 1520 00:59:00,640 --> 00:59:01,834 Ralph, where are you going? 1521 00:59:02,000 --> 00:59:03,638 I'm going down to the floor to get some hearts. 1522 00:59:04,280 --> 00:59:05,315 Ah! Genius! Good thinking. 1523 00:59:05,520 --> 00:59:07,750 Now, someone get me tech support in here, stat! 1524 00:59:07,840 --> 00:59:10,912 -(PANT|NG) -(RALPH SHOUTING ON VIDEO) 1525 00:59:11,520 --> 00:59:13,033 RALPH: Only one person. 1526 00:59:13,200 --> 00:59:14,633 Hey, guys, come and check out my video, 1527 00:59:14,720 --> 00:59:15,709 you're gonna love it. 1528 00:59:15,800 --> 00:59:18,519 Right, right over here. Yep, here we go. 1529 00:59:18,680 --> 00:59:20,636 What are you... You guys! 1530 00:59:20,720 --> 00:59:22,278 Aw. A cat? 1531 00:59:22,440 --> 00:59:26,513 You're gonna like this better than some dusty old cat. 1532 00:59:27,280 --> 00:59:28,315 Aw. 1533 00:59:28,400 --> 00:59:29,435 What? 1534 00:59:29,520 --> 00:59:31,158 Give me that hose, partner. 1535 00:59:31,320 --> 00:59:34,596 You know you love me, give me those hearts. There we go. 1536 00:59:36,080 --> 00:59:37,399 Hey, folks, where are you going? Give my video a heart. 1537 00:59:37,560 --> 00:59:40,393 That's it. Let's see who's in here. 1538 00:59:40,920 --> 00:59:41,909 Hello? 1539 00:59:43,160 --> 00:59:44,639 Anybody in here? 1540 00:59:47,280 --> 00:59:49,191 What the heck is this place? 1541 00:59:50,760 --> 00:59:52,671 Some kind of libary? 1542 00:59:53,920 --> 00:59:56,036 "Wreck-It Ralph is back." 1543 00:59:56,200 --> 00:59:58,555 Hey, they're talking about me. 1544 00:59:58,720 --> 01:00:01,632 Gee whiz, the Internet is so positive. 1545 01:00:01,800 --> 01:00:04,439 "Fix-It Felix, Jr. was my favorite game." 1546 01:00:04,520 --> 01:00:06,158 Hmm. Mine, too. 1547 01:00:06,320 --> 01:00:08,515 "Ralph's videos stink." 1548 01:00:09,160 --> 01:00:10,195 What? 1549 01:00:10,280 --> 01:00:12,157 "So stupid." 1550 01:00:12,320 --> 01:00:14,629 "Ralph is the worst." 1551 01:00:15,520 --> 01:00:17,511 "I hate him." 1552 01:00:18,160 --> 01:00:20,958 "He's so fat and ugly." 1553 01:00:23,000 --> 01:00:27,596 "Just a worthless bum, alone on a pile of bricks." 1554 01:00:34,640 --> 01:00:37,200 YESSS: Yo, Ralph, you in here, dude? 1555 01:00:37,400 --> 01:00:38,992 Hey, I got to show you... 1556 01:00:40,280 --> 01:00:41,508 Oh. 1557 01:00:42,240 --> 01:00:44,151 First rule of the Internet... 1558 01:00:44,320 --> 01:00:46,834 do not read the comments. 1559 01:00:47,000 --> 01:00:48,638 I should have told you that. 1560 01:00:49,560 --> 01:00:50,595 Look. 1561 01:00:50,760 --> 01:00:53,638 This place can bring out the worst in some people... 1562 01:00:53,800 --> 01:00:55,438 but you gotta ignore all this. 1563 01:00:55,600 --> 01:00:58,637 This isn't about you, Ralph. It's about them. 1564 01:00:58,840 --> 01:01:00,956 I don't care. It's fine. 1565 01:01:01,040 --> 01:01:02,314 (SNIFFLES) 1566 01:01:02,400 --> 01:01:05,710 People hated me my whole life for being the bad guy. 1567 01:01:06,640 --> 01:01:07,959 It's just a good reminder 1568 01:01:08,040 --> 01:01:10,634 that this is the only heart that really matters. 1569 01:01:11,280 --> 01:01:12,679 Vanellope gave me this... 1570 01:01:12,840 --> 01:01:14,273 and as long as she likes me... 1571 01:01:14,480 --> 01:01:16,118 I don't need anybody else. 1572 01:01:16,280 --> 01:01:17,793 And I sure don't need the Internet. 1573 01:01:17,960 --> 01:01:19,234 Hold on. (CHUCKLES) 1574 01:01:19,440 --> 01:01:21,317 It's not all bad. 1575 01:01:21,480 --> 01:01:23,072 The Internet can also be a place... 1576 01:01:23,280 --> 01:01:25,589 where you find a steering wheel at one website... 1577 01:01:25,760 --> 01:01:28,911 and make enough money to buy it at another one. 1578 01:01:29,120 --> 01:01:31,270 Congratulations, Ralph. You did it. 1579 01:01:31,440 --> 01:01:32,555 Wait, really? 1580 01:01:32,880 --> 01:01:34,711 Yes, check your Buzzzy account. 1581 01:01:34,880 --> 01:01:37,917 You needed 27K, you got over 30 grand! 1582 01:01:38,080 --> 01:01:39,115 Oh, my gosh! 1583 01:01:39,280 --> 01:01:40,349 This is great! 1584 01:01:40,520 --> 01:01:42,476 Thank you, Yesss. I couldn't have done it without you! 1585 01:01:42,640 --> 01:01:43,914 That's really true. 1586 01:01:44,080 --> 01:01:45,308 Hey, eboy? 1587 01:01:45,480 --> 01:01:46,708 What do you need, ace? 1588 01:01:46,880 --> 01:01:48,438 Can you give me a ride? 1589 01:01:48,640 --> 01:01:50,710 Let's hop along, Cassidy. 1590 01:01:51,880 --> 01:01:54,633 Come on, song, come on. 1591 01:01:55,440 --> 01:01:56,998 I'm reflecting. 1592 01:01:57,640 --> 01:01:58,834 What is it that I want? 1593 01:01:59,000 --> 01:01:59,989 What is my quest? 1594 01:02:00,160 --> 01:02:02,549 (IN SING-SONG VOICE) What is my dream? 1595 01:02:03,520 --> 01:02:04,509 (G ROANS) 1596 01:02:04,600 --> 01:02:06,636 Well, ladies, I tried. 1597 01:02:06,800 --> 01:02:09,394 No song for this princess, I guess. 1598 01:02:09,480 --> 01:02:11,436 -(CELL PHONE VIBRATING) -Ooh! Huh. 1599 01:02:12,840 --> 01:02:14,592 How does this thing work? 1600 01:02:14,800 --> 01:02:16,279 -(GASPS) -Hey, kid, can you see me? 1601 01:02:16,440 --> 01:02:18,158 Yeah! Yeah, you're right there. 1602 01:02:18,320 --> 01:02:20,276 We did it! We got the money! 1603 01:02:20,440 --> 01:02:22,590 No way, Ralph! That's great! 1604 01:02:22,800 --> 01:02:25,109 I'm on my way to ebay right now with the eboy. 1605 01:02:25,280 --> 01:02:26,349 We're almost there, champ. 1606 01:02:26,520 --> 01:02:27,509 Good work, eboy. 1607 01:02:27,600 --> 01:02:29,750 Hey, meet me out in front of ebay in five minutes, okay? 1608 01:02:29,920 --> 01:02:31,478 Okay, I'll see you soon. 1609 01:02:31,680 --> 01:02:33,159 We're going home, kid! 1610 01:02:35,720 --> 01:02:36,869 Whoo-hoo! 1611 01:02:38,920 --> 01:02:42,117 Wow, I can't believe it. I get to go home. 1612 01:02:42,320 --> 01:02:43,435 So, I guess that's it. 1613 01:02:43,520 --> 01:02:46,956 I guess Ijust wanted a... a steering wheel. 1614 01:02:47,680 --> 01:02:49,796 And now, I got it, so... 1615 01:02:50,160 --> 01:02:51,639 whoo-hoo. (SIGHS) 1616 01:02:54,800 --> 01:02:55,835 (GASPS) 1617 01:02:56,480 --> 01:02:57,595 Slaughter Race? 1618 01:02:57,680 --> 01:02:59,398 (HELICOPTER HOVERING) 1619 01:03:05,080 --> 01:03:09,039 (SINGING) What can it be that calls me to this place today? 1620 01:03:09,200 --> 01:03:11,760 This lawless car ballet? 1621 01:03:11,920 --> 01:03:14,354 What can it be? 1622 01:03:15,400 --> 01:03:19,552 Am I a baby pigeon sprouting wings to soar? 1623 01:03:19,720 --> 01:03:21,278 Was that a metaphor? 1624 01:03:21,480 --> 01:03:24,597 Hey, there '3 a dollar store 1625 01:03:24,680 --> 01:03:27,911 Look! I'm rhyming 1626 01:03:28,080 --> 01:03:32,232 My Spirits climbing 1627 01:03:32,400 --> 01:03:36,313 AS I'm called through this fog of mace 1628 01:03:37,320 --> 01:03:40,630 To this place called 1629 01:03:40,800 --> 01:03:44,679 Slaughter Race 1630 01:03:46,240 --> 01:03:47,514 (TIRES SCREECHING) 1631 01:03:47,600 --> 01:03:49,113 Welcome back Watch your head 1632 01:03:49,280 --> 01:03:51,032 Hate to see you end up dead 1633 01:03:51,200 --> 01:03:52,758 Let's get this party rollin' 1634 01:03:52,920 --> 01:03:54,478 Is that appliance stolen? 1635 01:03:54,680 --> 01:03:55,795 -We have -Fallen wires 1636 01:03:55,960 --> 01:03:57,154 -Dumpster fires -Creepy clowns 1637 01:03:57,320 --> 01:03:58,435 And burning tires 1638 01:03:58,640 --> 01:04:00,039 That great white in the sewer 1639 01:04:00,120 --> 01:04:01,473 You'll be happy that you knew her 1640 01:04:01,560 --> 01:04:02,549 Fin bump! 1641 01:04:02,640 --> 01:04:03,993 Dogs and cats They sure taste great 1642 01:04:04,160 --> 01:04:05,912 With a side of license plate 1643 01:04:06,080 --> 01:04:07,479 Some find us deplorable 1644 01:04:07,640 --> 01:04:09,471 Well, I think you're adorable 1645 01:04:09,640 --> 01:04:12,950 We may be a motley crew But our hearts ring true 1646 01:04:13,160 --> 01:04:15,913 And just for you A face tattoo 1647 01:04:16,000 --> 01:04:19,356 (INSTRUMENTAL JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING) 1648 01:04:31,840 --> 01:04:35,515 CHORUS: Slaughter Race 1649 01:04:37,360 --> 01:04:40,875 My heart's in flight And wow, it's a blast 1650 01:04:41,040 --> 01:04:44,032 Feels like my dreams are real at last 1651 01:04:44,200 --> 01:04:48,159 No trace of a frown upon your face 1652 01:04:48,360 --> 01:04:51,636 VANELLOPE: Flying so fast SHAN K: Setting the pace 1653 01:04:51,800 --> 01:04:55,395 -Living the life -Loving the chase 1654 01:04:55,560 --> 01:04:58,552 -Now is the time -Here is the place 1655 01:04:58,720 --> 01:05:02,838 This Slaughter Race! 1656 01:05:12,960 --> 01:05:16,316 I know I should go 1657 01:05:16,480 --> 01:05:20,234 But home feels so slow 1658 01:05:20,400 --> 01:05:26,396 These roads are paved with dreams 1659 01:05:26,560 --> 01:05:29,154 (ECHOING) Happy dreams Not creepy clown dreams 1660 01:05:30,680 --> 01:05:33,558 What would Ralph say 1661 01:05:34,040 --> 01:05:37,999 If it turns out I stay? 1662 01:05:38,200 --> 01:05:42,034 In this place called 1663 01:05:42,200 --> 01:05:47,513 Slaughter 1664 01:05:47,680 --> 01:05:52,754 Race 1665 01:05:58,360 --> 01:06:02,273 In this place called 1666 01:06:02,440 --> 01:06:06,149 Slaughter 1667 01:06:07,200 --> 01:06:11,193 Race 1668 01:06:18,480 --> 01:06:20,038 ANNOUNCER ON PA: That old, tired laptop 1669 01:06:20,160 --> 01:06:22,310 moving at a sloth speed? Bid on a new one today! 1670 01:06:22,480 --> 01:06:24,436 SPAMLEY: Do you wanna get rich playing video games? 1671 01:06:24,520 --> 01:06:25,555 Click here to... 1672 01:06:25,720 --> 01:06:27,756 Oh. Ralph. Ralph! Hey, there. 1673 01:06:27,960 --> 01:06:28,949 Oh, hey, Spamley. 1674 01:06:29,040 --> 01:06:30,189 What's the good word, brother? 1675 01:06:30,360 --> 01:06:32,590 Well, the good word is Ijust paid for the steering wheel... 1676 01:06:32,800 --> 01:06:34,233 and we are going home. 1677 01:06:34,320 --> 01:06:35,309 Congratulations. 1678 01:06:35,400 --> 01:06:36,515 Thanks. 1679 01:06:36,720 --> 01:06:38,438 Hey, have you seen Vanellope anywhere? 1680 01:06:38,600 --> 01:06:40,750 Oh, uh, your little chum? Uh, no, no, I haven't. 1681 01:06:40,920 --> 01:06:42,433 Hope she's not lost. 1682 01:06:42,960 --> 01:06:45,076 Let me try to reach her on this doohickey. 1683 01:06:47,760 --> 01:06:49,193 (CELL PHONE VIBRATING) 1684 01:06:52,960 --> 01:06:54,871 (INAUDIBLE) 1685 01:06:55,400 --> 01:06:57,197 See over there? Over that mountain? 1686 01:06:57,280 --> 01:06:59,350 -VANELLOPE: Yeah. -That's the Sequoia Speedway. 1687 01:06:59,520 --> 01:07:00,953 It's gonna be unlocked next month. 1688 01:07:01,160 --> 01:07:02,957 Hey, what are you doing in that awful game with her? 1689 01:07:03,160 --> 01:07:04,513 I think the track will end... 1690 01:07:04,680 --> 01:07:06,910 right over there. Yo, it's gonna be so tight. 1691 01:07:07,280 --> 01:07:09,032 -VANELLOPE: Oh, I love it. -(INAUD|BLE) 1692 01:07:09,320 --> 01:07:10,719 Hey, can I tell you something 1693 01:07:10,800 --> 01:07:12,916 that I don't think I could ever tell Ralph? 1694 01:07:13,080 --> 01:07:14,115 SHAN K: Of course. 1695 01:07:14,280 --> 01:07:15,633 VANELLOPE: I know it sounds crazy... 1696 01:07:15,840 --> 01:07:19,515 but the second I walked into this game, it felt... 1697 01:07:20,400 --> 01:07:22,231 Well, it felt like home. 1698 01:07:22,400 --> 01:07:24,789 I mean, more than Sugar Rush ever did. 1699 01:07:24,960 --> 01:07:26,791 Oh, yeah? How so? 1700 01:07:26,960 --> 01:07:28,632 'Cause it's like my dream. 1701 01:07:28,800 --> 01:07:30,836 It's full of weirdos... 1702 01:07:31,000 --> 01:07:33,992 and the racing is super dangerous... 1703 01:07:34,160 --> 01:07:36,913 and you never know what's gonna happen next. 1704 01:07:37,600 --> 01:07:38,589 I mean, back home, 1705 01:07:38,680 --> 01:07:40,955 I know exactly what's gonna happen next... 1706 01:07:41,160 --> 01:07:44,357 because Ralph's dream is to do the same thing every day. 1707 01:07:46,520 --> 01:07:47,635 Hmm. 1708 01:07:49,680 --> 01:07:53,036 Here's something I wish I'd learned years ago. 1709 01:07:53,200 --> 01:07:54,758 There is no law 1710 01:07:54,880 --> 01:07:58,316 saying best friends have to have the same dreams. 1711 01:07:58,480 --> 01:07:59,469 You know? 1712 01:07:59,960 --> 01:08:00,995 Whoa. 1713 01:08:01,080 --> 01:08:02,399 Yeah. 1714 01:08:02,760 --> 01:08:05,957 You are a very wise person, Shank. 1715 01:08:06,120 --> 01:08:08,315 And a good friend, too. 1716 01:08:08,520 --> 01:08:09,509 Thank you. 1717 01:08:09,680 --> 01:08:12,148 Around here, peeps like to say, "Shank you." 1718 01:08:12,240 --> 01:08:13,309 (CHUCKLES) 1719 01:08:13,760 --> 01:08:15,591 You know, after you go home 1720 01:08:15,680 --> 01:08:17,432 and your life gets back to normal... 1721 01:08:17,600 --> 01:08:19,158 you are always welcome here. 1722 01:08:19,360 --> 01:08:22,397 But that's the thing, I want this to be my normal. 1723 01:08:22,560 --> 01:08:24,630 I want this to be my life. 1724 01:08:25,480 --> 01:08:26,993 I can't go home now. 1725 01:08:28,840 --> 01:08:30,319 I just can't. 1726 01:08:33,320 --> 01:08:34,435 (BEEPS) 1727 01:08:38,440 --> 01:08:39,429 Wow. 1728 01:08:40,280 --> 01:08:41,269 You know, where I come from, 1729 01:08:41,360 --> 01:08:43,715 that's called a kick in the face. 1730 01:08:43,880 --> 01:08:45,279 I can't believe it. 1731 01:08:45,640 --> 01:08:48,154 A straight-up donkey kick to the teeth. 1732 01:08:48,600 --> 01:08:50,795 She's supposed to be my best friend. 1733 01:08:51,480 --> 01:08:53,038 No, this can't be right. 1734 01:08:54,160 --> 01:08:55,832 No, she's been brainwashed. 1735 01:08:56,000 --> 01:08:57,115 That's what this is. 1736 01:08:57,240 --> 01:08:58,229 Because the Vanellope I know 1737 01:08:58,360 --> 01:08:59,793 would never abandon me like that. 1738 01:08:59,960 --> 01:09:01,552 I gotta get her out of there now. 1739 01:09:01,720 --> 01:09:03,836 Hey, easy now, tiger. 1740 01:09:04,200 --> 01:09:05,235 I admire the impulse... 1741 01:09:05,320 --> 01:09:07,311 but you charge in there like some white knight... 1742 01:09:07,480 --> 01:09:09,038 she's liable to hold it against you. 1743 01:09:09,200 --> 01:09:11,316 So what? I'm supposed to just let her stay in a game 1744 01:09:11,400 --> 01:09:12,549 that's obviously bad for her? 1745 01:09:12,720 --> 01:09:13,755 Of course not. 1746 01:09:13,960 --> 01:09:15,518 Then how do I make her leave? 1747 01:09:15,680 --> 01:09:18,592 She thinks it's so cool and exciting in there. 1748 01:09:18,760 --> 01:09:21,957 Unless you know how I can make the game boring or... 1749 01:09:22,640 --> 01:09:26,030 Wait. You know about viruses and stuff, right, Spamley? 1750 01:09:26,680 --> 01:09:28,318 -Who's asking? -Whoa. 1751 01:09:28,400 --> 01:09:29,879 Back home, me and the kid 1752 01:09:29,960 --> 01:09:32,190 used to goof off in this game called Tron. 1753 01:09:32,360 --> 01:09:34,749 But then it got a virus that made the motorbikes go slow... 1754 01:09:34,920 --> 01:09:36,956 and then Vanellope stopped wanting to hang out in there. 1755 01:09:37,120 --> 01:09:38,519 So, is there a way 1756 01:09:38,600 --> 01:09:40,795 to do something like that to Slaughter Race? 1757 01:09:40,960 --> 01:09:42,188 Oh, there's ways. 1758 01:09:43,280 --> 01:09:44,429 Follow me. 1759 01:09:49,240 --> 01:09:50,639 I got mothers' maiden names... 1760 01:09:50,800 --> 01:09:52,995 social security numbers, PIN numbers... 1761 01:09:53,160 --> 01:09:54,309 SPAMLEY: Now, this area down here 1762 01:09:54,400 --> 01:09:55,753 is what's called the Darknet. 1763 01:09:55,960 --> 01:09:57,871 A lot of shady characters hang out down here... 1764 01:09:58,040 --> 01:10:00,110 so try to keep a low profile. Gord! 1765 01:10:00,200 --> 01:10:01,599 -(YELPS) -Oh, there you are. 1766 01:10:01,800 --> 01:10:04,155 Now Gord here, he's dabbled in virus-making. 1767 01:10:04,320 --> 01:10:06,151 But his cousin, this guy we're gonna go see... 1768 01:10:06,320 --> 01:10:09,471 Double Dan, this dude is a virus-making machine. 1769 01:10:10,440 --> 01:10:11,555 Oh, oh, here we go. 1770 01:10:11,720 --> 01:10:13,358 Are you sure this is safe? 1771 01:10:13,560 --> 01:10:15,198 (CHUCKLES) Is it safe? Of course it is. 1772 01:10:15,360 --> 01:10:18,238 Just whatever you do, do not look at his little brother. 1773 01:10:18,320 --> 01:10:20,231 Oh, he has a little brother? 1774 01:10:23,800 --> 01:10:25,392 Double Dan! (CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY) 1775 01:10:25,480 --> 01:10:26,879 Long time no see. 1776 01:10:27,040 --> 01:10:28,189 Who are you? 1777 01:10:28,360 --> 01:10:29,349 (STAMMERS) JP Spamley. 1778 01:10:29,760 --> 01:10:31,591 Uh, we met one time over at Friendster... 1779 01:10:31,760 --> 01:10:34,877 which tells you it had to be a long time ago. 1780 01:10:35,400 --> 01:10:36,992 -Oye. What are you looking at? -Nothing. 1781 01:10:37,080 --> 01:10:38,069 Are you looking at my brother? 1782 01:10:38,160 --> 01:10:39,149 -No, sir. -Don't you look 1783 01:10:39,240 --> 01:10:40,229 at my little brother. 1784 01:10:40,320 --> 01:10:42,436 -Oh, no, Iwasn't. -He's very self-conscious! 1785 01:10:42,520 --> 01:10:43,589 (G ROANS) 1786 01:10:43,680 --> 01:10:45,193 -(G ROWLS) -(GASPS) 1787 01:10:45,560 --> 01:10:46,629 You? 1788 01:10:46,840 --> 01:10:48,398 What are you doing here? 1789 01:10:48,480 --> 01:10:49,674 Uh... (CLEARS THROAT) 1790 01:10:49,760 --> 01:10:51,830 The reason I came to your neck of the face... 1791 01:10:52,000 --> 01:10:54,639 I mean, there's a face in your neck. I mean, woods. 1792 01:10:54,800 --> 01:10:57,155 Neck of the woods. The reason I'm here is 'cause I... 1793 01:10:57,320 --> 01:10:59,436 Well, I heard a little tumor, rumor... 1794 01:10:59,600 --> 01:11:01,113 I heard a rumor that you could, well, 1795 01:11:01,200 --> 01:11:03,236 give me a harmless virus kind of thing... 1796 01:11:03,440 --> 01:11:04,509 that might be able to 1797 01:11:04,600 --> 01:11:06,431 slow down the Slaughter Race game? 1798 01:11:06,600 --> 01:11:07,794 Oh, yeah. 1799 01:11:08,360 --> 01:11:11,113 My cousin Gordon told me that you wanted to crash it. 1800 01:11:11,200 --> 01:11:12,189 Crash it? No! 1801 01:11:12,280 --> 01:11:13,952 No,no,no. 1802 01:11:14,160 --> 01:11:15,639 (STAMMERS) I don't want anyone getting hurt. 1803 01:11:15,720 --> 01:11:16,755 DOUBLE DAN: Hmm. 1804 01:11:16,840 --> 01:11:18,751 If there's a way to just, uh... 1805 01:11:18,960 --> 01:11:19,995 I don't know... 1806 01:11:20,080 --> 01:11:22,071 just make the cars go slow or something... 1807 01:11:22,240 --> 01:11:24,470 so the game is boring... 1808 01:11:24,640 --> 01:11:26,392 and my friend comes back home to me. 1809 01:11:26,800 --> 01:11:30,588 Allow me to introduce you to Arthur. 1810 01:11:30,720 --> 01:11:32,153 -(GROWLING) -(BOTH YELPING) 1811 01:11:32,240 --> 01:11:33,992 Easy there, boy. (LAUGHS) 1812 01:11:34,280 --> 01:11:35,759 He's keen. 1813 01:11:35,920 --> 01:11:39,595 Arthur's what I call an insecurity virus. 1814 01:11:39,760 --> 01:11:42,718 Means he looks for little flaws and weaknesses 1815 01:11:42,800 --> 01:11:44,711 that make a program insecure. 1816 01:11:47,200 --> 01:11:49,919 You release him into that Slaughter Race game, 1817 01:11:50,000 --> 01:11:52,560 Arthur will find some defect in the code. 1818 01:11:52,720 --> 01:11:54,233 Then he'll copy that defect 1819 01:11:54,320 --> 01:11:56,675 and spread it all over the game... 1820 01:11:56,840 --> 01:12:00,515 until everything becomes, quote, unquote, "boring"... 1821 01:12:00,680 --> 01:12:02,955 just like you wanted. 1822 01:12:03,120 --> 01:12:04,109 Okay. 1823 01:12:04,280 --> 01:12:06,032 Just to be super clear here... 1824 01:12:06,200 --> 01:12:07,474 no one gets hurt, right? 1825 01:12:07,640 --> 01:12:08,675 Are you stupid? 1826 01:12:08,800 --> 01:12:09,789 Well, uh... 1827 01:12:09,960 --> 01:12:11,996 Because the only way anyone gets hurt... 1828 01:12:12,160 --> 01:12:13,479 is if you are stupid. 1829 01:12:13,680 --> 01:12:14,795 All you have to do... 1830 01:12:14,960 --> 01:12:18,316 is make sure the virus stays in Slaughter Race. 1831 01:12:18,520 --> 01:12:20,317 Right. Don't be stupid. 1832 01:12:20,520 --> 01:12:21,953 Make sure it doesn't get out of Slaughter Race. 1833 01:12:22,040 --> 01:12:23,029 Goiter it. Gah! 1834 01:12:23,120 --> 01:12:24,109 -Got it! Got it. -Get out! 1835 01:12:24,280 --> 01:12:25,474 Thank you, you're a cyst face. 1836 01:12:25,640 --> 01:12:26,834 -Out! -I mean, assistance. 1837 01:12:27,000 --> 01:12:28,718 Thank you for your cyst face... Assistance. 1838 01:12:28,880 --> 01:12:30,279 -Get out! -RALPH: Goodbye! 1839 01:12:30,360 --> 01:12:31,554 Ugh. 1840 01:12:32,000 --> 01:12:34,150 (PYRO PANTING) 1841 01:12:34,840 --> 01:12:36,717 Ah! Fiddlesticks! Well, that's game. 1842 01:12:36,880 --> 01:12:38,074 Ah, beginner's luck. 1843 01:12:38,240 --> 01:12:39,798 Come on, kid. I know a hustle 1844 01:12:39,880 --> 01:12:40,869 -when I see one. -(CHUCKLES) 1845 01:12:41,000 --> 01:12:42,035 (HORN BLARES) 1846 01:12:42,120 --> 01:12:43,712 -Player's on the way. -Thanks, Bob. 1847 01:12:43,920 --> 01:12:45,319 -Let's roll! -PYRO: Game faces on, guys. 1848 01:12:45,480 --> 01:12:47,675 Show time. You ready for your first race? 1849 01:12:47,800 --> 01:12:49,836 Um, yeah. I think so. 1850 01:12:50,000 --> 01:12:52,434 Hey, don't be nervous. You're gonna be great. 1851 01:12:52,600 --> 01:12:54,716 Yeah, no, I know. I'll be fine. 1852 01:12:54,800 --> 01:12:57,268 Mmm. You didn't tell Ralph yet, did you? 1853 01:12:58,240 --> 01:12:59,912 Not exactly. 1854 01:13:00,080 --> 01:13:02,548 Come on, V. He's your best friend. 1855 01:13:02,720 --> 01:13:03,709 You gotta let him know 1856 01:13:03,800 --> 01:13:05,392 you're planning on staying here for a while. 1857 01:13:05,560 --> 01:13:08,393 I know. But he's gonna get really upset. 1858 01:13:08,560 --> 01:13:10,391 Yeah, he might, but you guys... 1859 01:13:10,560 --> 01:13:13,199 you'll talk, you'll work it out, you'll figure it out. 1860 01:13:13,360 --> 01:13:14,952 Yeah, but what if we don't? 1861 01:13:15,160 --> 01:13:17,594 What if his feelings get hurt so bad... 1862 01:13:17,760 --> 01:13:19,830 he won't wanna be my friend anymore? 1863 01:13:20,040 --> 01:13:23,112 Look. All friendships change... 1864 01:13:23,280 --> 01:13:24,429 but the good ones... 1865 01:13:24,920 --> 01:13:26,353 they get stronger because of it. 1866 01:13:26,440 --> 01:13:27,509 (HORN BLARES) 1867 01:13:27,680 --> 01:13:29,432 Uh, Shank, I hate to bother you... 1868 01:13:29,600 --> 01:13:31,795 but the player is waiting. 1869 01:13:31,960 --> 01:13:33,837 I'm not gonna tell you what to do, kid. 1870 01:13:34,000 --> 01:13:35,274 It's your call. 1871 01:13:35,920 --> 01:13:36,955 Yeah, okay. 1872 01:13:37,880 --> 01:13:38,869 (SIGHS) All right. 1873 01:13:38,960 --> 01:13:40,109 Let's race. 1874 01:13:43,680 --> 01:13:44,715 (SIGHS) 1875 01:13:46,320 --> 01:13:48,117 (ELECTRICITY CRACKLING) 1876 01:13:54,400 --> 01:13:56,630 ARTH U R: Scanning for insecurities. 1877 01:13:58,800 --> 01:14:00,677 Scanning for insecurities. 1878 01:14:02,840 --> 01:14:04,831 AN NOU NCER: "Precious Car-go. " 1879 01:14:05,040 --> 01:14:07,031 Deliver the car to Bert's Chop Shop... 1880 01:14:07,200 --> 01:14:09,919 but watch out for Shank and her crew. 1881 01:14:10,160 --> 01:14:12,549 (TIRES SCREECHING) 1882 01:14:23,760 --> 01:14:25,512 (PLAYER SCREAMS) 1883 01:14:25,600 --> 01:14:27,477 (TIRES SCREECHING) 1884 01:14:27,920 --> 01:14:29,638 Power drift into a driftjump! 1885 01:14:29,800 --> 01:14:31,916 I saw it! You're amazing! 1886 01:14:32,000 --> 01:14:32,989 Thank you. 1887 01:14:42,120 --> 01:14:45,157 ARTH U R: Scanning for insecurities. 1888 01:14:49,240 --> 01:14:51,913 Looks like we're not finished. Come on, V. 1889 01:14:54,320 --> 01:14:55,309 Ralph? 1890 01:14:55,760 --> 01:14:56,954 (BRAKES SCREECHING) 1891 01:15:00,680 --> 01:15:01,715 Huh. 1892 01:15:01,800 --> 01:15:04,109 Okay. Relax. Relax! 1893 01:15:04,280 --> 01:15:05,395 I'll just call him after the race. 1894 01:15:05,520 --> 01:15:06,509 It'll be okay. 1895 01:15:07,120 --> 01:15:08,519 (GLITCHES) Ralph will be fine. 1896 01:15:09,960 --> 01:15:11,359 ARTH U R: Insecurity detected. 1897 01:15:13,080 --> 01:15:14,513 Copying insecurity. 1898 01:15:18,080 --> 01:15:22,471 Distributing insecurity. 1899 01:15:22,560 --> 01:15:26,030 Distributing insecurity. Distributing. . . 1900 01:15:26,120 --> 01:15:29,032 (GASPING) What is happening? 1901 01:15:34,720 --> 01:15:36,073 RALPH: What's going on, Spamley? 1902 01:15:36,240 --> 01:15:37,912 The whole place is going crazy. 1903 01:15:38,080 --> 01:15:40,150 I thought that virus was just supposed to slow down her car. 1904 01:15:40,320 --> 01:15:41,309 It was. 1905 01:15:41,400 --> 01:15:43,277 It must've found something real unstable in there. 1906 01:15:44,920 --> 01:15:46,558 It's her glitch. 1907 01:15:47,000 --> 01:15:48,399 AN NOU NCER: Game reboot begins 1908 01:15:48,520 --> 01:15:49,748 in 60 seconds. 1909 01:15:50,120 --> 01:15:51,951 Whoa, hey! Hey, Ralph, you can't go in there. 1910 01:15:52,120 --> 01:15:53,189 They're gonna reboot the game... 1911 01:15:53,280 --> 01:15:54,395 and anything that doesn't belong in there 1912 01:15:54,480 --> 01:15:55,469 will be deleted. 1913 01:15:55,560 --> 01:15:57,039 Yeah, and if I don't get her outta there, 1914 01:15:57,120 --> 01:15:58,678 Vanellope's gonna die! 1915 01:16:01,040 --> 01:16:03,235 Come on, kid. The game's crashing. Let's go. 1916 01:16:03,400 --> 01:16:04,594 I think it's my glitch. 1917 01:16:04,760 --> 01:16:07,672 I'm sorry, I didn't mean to destroy your game. 1918 01:16:07,840 --> 01:16:10,718 We'll be fine, but your code isn't part of this game. 1919 01:16:10,960 --> 01:16:13,952 We got to get you out of here now. Follow me to the exit. 1920 01:16:19,520 --> 01:16:20,839 (GASPS) 1921 01:16:22,680 --> 01:16:24,477 Oh, no, no! 1922 01:16:24,600 --> 01:16:25,589 (TIRES SCREECHING) 1923 01:16:31,080 --> 01:16:32,115 RALPH: Kid! 1924 01:16:32,200 --> 01:16:33,599 Kid, where are you? 1925 01:16:34,320 --> 01:16:36,390 SHANK: The server is rebooting, Ralph. 1926 01:16:36,560 --> 01:16:38,471 Both of you have to get out of here now. 1927 01:16:38,640 --> 01:16:39,868 Kid, I got you. I got you. 1928 01:16:41,720 --> 01:16:42,948 -(ALARM BLARING) -ANNOUNCER: Game reboot... 1929 01:16:43,160 --> 01:16:46,709 in five, four, three... 1930 01:16:46,880 --> 01:16:48,711 -two, one. -(BANGING) 1931 01:16:48,800 --> 01:16:50,552 (RALPH GRUNTS, PANTING) 1932 01:16:51,000 --> 01:16:52,991 AN NOU NCER: Reboot in progress. 1933 01:16:56,440 --> 01:16:58,317 Come on, Vanellope. Wake up. 1934 01:16:58,480 --> 01:17:00,550 Come on. Don't leave me, kid. 1935 01:17:00,640 --> 01:17:02,073 (RASPY BREATHING) 1936 01:17:03,320 --> 01:17:04,435 Ralph? 1937 01:17:04,640 --> 01:17:07,393 Oh. There you are. You okay, kid? 1938 01:17:08,160 --> 01:17:11,470 Ralph, I messed up so bad. 1939 01:17:11,640 --> 01:17:13,756 No. No, you didn't, it's okay. 1940 01:17:14,120 --> 01:17:16,793 This is all because of me and my glitch. 1941 01:17:17,200 --> 01:17:18,918 I should've just stayed with you... 1942 01:17:19,080 --> 01:17:21,799 instead of following some stupid dream. 1943 01:17:22,120 --> 01:17:23,473 (SOBBING) 1944 01:17:23,560 --> 01:17:25,755 I've ruined everything. 1945 01:17:26,200 --> 01:17:27,952 No, kid, no. 1946 01:17:29,720 --> 01:17:33,474 Ah, look. I didn't mean for it to happen like this. 1947 01:17:33,640 --> 01:17:36,632 It was not supposed to be this bad. 1948 01:17:37,160 --> 01:17:38,275 (SNIFFLES) 1949 01:17:39,360 --> 01:17:41,999 You didn't mean for what to happen? 1950 01:17:42,320 --> 01:17:45,995 I mighta, kinda sorta put a... 1951 01:17:47,280 --> 01:17:50,192 harmless little virus in the game. 1952 01:17:50,360 --> 01:17:52,396 A virus? 1953 01:17:52,600 --> 01:17:54,795 You did this? 1954 01:17:54,960 --> 01:17:56,996 I wouldn't have done anything 1955 01:17:57,080 --> 01:17:58,274 if I hadn't heard you tell Shank... 1956 01:17:58,480 --> 01:18:00,391 that you wanted to live in Slaughter Race forever. 1957 01:18:00,480 --> 01:18:01,595 (GASPS) 1958 01:18:01,680 --> 01:18:03,796 So you were spying on me? 1959 01:18:03,960 --> 01:18:05,951 Hey. You're not exactly innocent here. 1960 01:18:06,160 --> 01:18:08,628 You were gonna ditch everybody and abandon Sugar Rush. 1961 01:18:08,800 --> 01:18:12,190 Oh, please. I'm one of 16 racers. They'd never miss me. 1962 01:18:12,360 --> 01:18:13,509 What about me? 1963 01:18:13,680 --> 01:18:16,069 Why would I ever spend another second with you... 1964 01:18:16,240 --> 01:18:17,389 after what you did? 1965 01:18:18,200 --> 01:18:19,189 (RALPH GASPS) 1966 01:18:19,280 --> 01:18:20,713 No! 1967 01:18:24,440 --> 01:18:25,953 No. 1968 01:18:26,600 --> 01:18:28,158 Vanellope, where are you going? 1969 01:18:28,320 --> 01:18:29,594 Wherever you're not. 1970 01:18:29,760 --> 01:18:30,795 Wait a minute. I can explain. 1971 01:18:30,880 --> 01:18:32,791 No! You will not follow me. 1972 01:18:32,960 --> 01:18:33,949 Vanellope, please... 1973 01:18:34,120 --> 01:18:36,918 A friend would never do what you did. Never! 1974 01:18:37,080 --> 01:18:39,310 So you leave me alone! 1975 01:18:39,520 --> 01:18:41,988 Vanellope, no, no, no! Please! 1976 01:18:42,160 --> 01:18:43,991 Please! What did I do? 1977 01:18:44,760 --> 01:18:46,113 ARTH U R: Scanning for insecurities. 1978 01:18:46,320 --> 01:18:48,151 Vanellope, come on, don 't leave me! 1979 01:18:48,960 --> 01:18:50,518 ARTH U R: Insecurity detected. 1980 01:18:53,840 --> 01:18:55,637 -(BEEPING) -Copying insecurity. 1981 01:18:58,760 --> 01:19:00,876 Oh, no, no, no. 1982 01:19:01,280 --> 01:19:03,191 ARTH U R: Distributing insecurity. 1983 01:19:10,320 --> 01:19:13,153 (PANTING) 1984 01:19:13,240 --> 01:19:14,229 Come on. 1985 01:19:14,720 --> 01:19:16,233 (GRUNTING) 1986 01:19:16,840 --> 01:19:17,829 Where is it? 1987 01:19:18,720 --> 01:19:19,948 (GRUNTS, PANTING) 1988 01:19:20,480 --> 01:19:21,674 Ooh! 1989 01:19:22,680 --> 01:19:24,477 (PANTING) 1990 01:19:26,520 --> 01:19:27,589 Oh, no. 1991 01:19:36,160 --> 01:19:37,832 (G ROANS) 1992 01:19:38,880 --> 01:19:40,154 (SIGHS) 1993 01:19:40,520 --> 01:19:42,670 (PANTING) 1994 01:19:43,480 --> 01:19:45,357 You are such an idiot. 1995 01:19:45,960 --> 01:19:47,951 (FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING) 1996 01:19:48,320 --> 01:19:50,197 -(GROWLING) -(GASPS) 1997 01:19:51,040 --> 01:19:53,031 (SNIFFLING) 1998 01:19:54,160 --> 01:19:55,229 (SHRIEKS) 1999 01:19:55,320 --> 01:19:56,833 (GROWLING) 2000 01:19:56,920 --> 01:20:01,436 What is your problem, Ralph? I told you, don't follow me. 2001 01:20:01,640 --> 01:20:03,392 Ffiend? 2002 01:20:03,840 --> 01:20:05,751 Cut that out. You're scaring me. 2003 01:20:05,920 --> 01:20:07,433 -Ffiend! -Huh? Whoa! 2004 01:20:08,040 --> 01:20:10,190 -What the...? -Ffiend? 2005 01:20:11,440 --> 01:20:13,158 -(GRUNTING) -(YELPS) 2006 01:20:14,160 --> 01:20:15,593 RALPH CLONES: Friend! 2007 01:20:17,560 --> 01:20:19,198 (RALPH CLONES SHOUTING) 2008 01:20:22,120 --> 01:20:24,395 Sweet mother of Ralph! 2009 01:20:24,480 --> 01:20:25,549 NEWS ANCHOR: In breaking news, 2010 01:20:25,640 --> 01:20:26,834 the Internet is under assault... 2011 01:20:26,920 --> 01:20:29,150 as a massive denial-of—service attack... 2012 01:20:30,320 --> 01:20:31,309 (RALPH CLONES GRUNTING) 2013 01:20:31,400 --> 01:20:32,549 The Wreck-It Ralph virus 2014 01:20:32,680 --> 01:20:35,114 is fast-moving and destructive. 2015 01:20:36,160 --> 01:20:38,549 Friend? Huh? (GROWLS) 2016 01:20:39,400 --> 01:20:40,549 (GASPS) 2017 01:20:41,200 --> 01:20:42,599 (RALPH CLONES GRUNTING) 2018 01:20:42,800 --> 01:20:43,915 Ffiend? 2019 01:20:44,600 --> 01:20:47,068 (RALPH CLONES GRUNTING) 2020 01:20:49,440 --> 01:20:50,429 Huh? 2021 01:20:50,600 --> 01:20:52,636 Experts are still flying to understand who or what 2022 01:20:52,720 --> 01:20:54,597 the virus’s intended target may be. 2023 01:20:57,520 --> 01:20:59,078 Ffiend. 2024 01:20:59,800 --> 01:21:01,552 RALPH CLONES: Friend. 2025 01:21:01,640 --> 01:21:03,471 (SHOUTING) 2026 01:21:03,560 --> 01:21:04,879 Ffiend! 2027 01:21:05,040 --> 01:21:06,553 RALPH CLONES: Friend! 2028 01:21:07,440 --> 01:21:08,714 (SHUDDERING) 2029 01:21:08,840 --> 01:21:10,273 I found 130 results for 2030 01:21:10,360 --> 01:21:12,794 "Where does my high school girlfriend live now?" 2031 01:21:14,080 --> 01:21:15,229 You're welcome. 2032 01:21:15,400 --> 01:21:17,118 -VANELLOPE: Mr. KnowsMore! -Hmm. 2033 01:21:17,640 --> 01:21:18,675 Oh, delightful! 2034 01:21:18,840 --> 01:21:20,193 You're that courteous little cherub 2035 01:21:20,280 --> 01:21:21,793 who says "please" and "thank you." 2036 01:21:21,960 --> 01:21:23,439 What can KnowsMore help you find today? 2037 01:21:23,520 --> 01:21:24,509 There's a whole... 2038 01:21:24,600 --> 01:21:25,828 Whole Foods, a hole in the ozone... 2039 01:21:26,000 --> 01:21:27,911 A Whole Lotta Love by British rockers Led Zeppelin? 2040 01:21:28,400 --> 01:21:31,198 No! No! There's a whole bunch of Ralphs chasing me. 2041 01:21:31,400 --> 01:21:33,197 RALPH CLONES: Friend... 2042 01:21:35,840 --> 01:21:37,159 for me to shutter my site. 2043 01:21:38,000 --> 01:21:39,353 (STRAINING) 2044 01:21:39,440 --> 01:21:40,634 (EXCLAIMING) 2045 01:21:40,720 --> 01:21:42,676 (RALPH CLONES GRUNTING) 2046 01:21:45,080 --> 01:21:46,149 -(PANTING) -How long you think 2047 01:21:46,240 --> 01:21:47,355 before they get in here? 2048 01:21:47,440 --> 01:21:49,954 -(BANGING ON SHUTTER) -(GASPS) Precisely one second. 2049 01:21:50,400 --> 01:21:51,674 (GASPING) 2050 01:21:51,800 --> 01:21:53,279 -Ooh! Ow! Ow! Ow! -(VANELLOPE GRUNTING) 2051 01:21:53,360 --> 01:21:54,349 Hey, hey, hey! 2052 01:21:54,520 --> 01:21:55,669 It's me! It's the real me! 2053 01:21:55,840 --> 01:21:57,637 Ow! (EXCLAIMING) 2054 01:21:58,200 --> 01:22:00,236 -Ralph? -My apologies. 2055 01:22:00,760 --> 01:22:01,795 I followed those things here. 2056 01:22:01,880 --> 01:22:03,154 I think they're looking for you, kid. 2057 01:22:04,120 --> 01:22:07,032 Yeah, you think? What did you do? 2058 01:22:07,200 --> 01:22:10,158 I'm so sorry. I don't know how this happened. 2059 01:22:10,360 --> 01:22:11,475 Well, I think it's fairly obvious. 2060 01:22:11,640 --> 01:22:13,915 It happened because an insecurity virus cloned... 2061 01:22:14,080 --> 01:22:16,640 all of your needy, clingy, self-destructive behavior. 2062 01:22:16,800 --> 01:22:18,438 The very behavior which left unchecked 2063 01:22:18,520 --> 01:22:19,669 can destroy friendships... 2064 01:22:19,840 --> 01:22:23,435 and in this particular case, the entire Internet! (GASPS) 2065 01:22:23,520 --> 01:22:25,158 (VANELLOPE AND KNOWSMORE EXCLAIM) 2066 01:22:25,240 --> 01:22:26,958 KnowsMore! You have all the answers. 2067 01:22:27,120 --> 01:22:28,439 Official query... 2068 01:22:28,600 --> 01:22:30,556 what do I do if clones of me 2069 01:22:30,640 --> 01:22:32,949 are trying to capture my friend? Search. 2070 01:22:33,040 --> 01:22:34,439 (SHUDDERING) 2071 01:22:34,520 --> 01:22:36,670 I find two results for your query. 2072 01:22:36,760 --> 01:22:38,716 Either you put all the clones in therapy. 2073 01:22:38,880 --> 01:22:40,711 Not very realistic. 2074 01:22:40,880 --> 01:22:42,757 Or, the anti-virus district is surrounded 2075 01:22:42,840 --> 01:22:44,717 by a gate made from security software. 2076 01:22:44,880 --> 01:22:45,869 If Vanellope could somehow 2077 01:22:45,960 --> 01:22:46,995 lead all of the clones through the gate... 2078 01:22:47,160 --> 01:22:48,991 they would be deleted all at once. 2079 01:22:49,160 --> 01:22:52,391 Sort of a co-dependent pied piper situation. 2080 01:22:52,560 --> 01:22:54,915 Wait. We know a pied piper. 2081 01:22:55,080 --> 01:22:56,559 -We do? -Yesss. 2082 01:22:56,720 --> 01:22:57,914 -Who? -Yesss! 2083 01:22:58,080 --> 01:22:59,195 Yeah, but who is it? 2084 01:23:01,200 --> 01:23:02,997 Oh, you mean Yesss! 2085 01:23:06,880 --> 01:23:09,235 Thanks for your help, KnowsMore. 2086 01:23:09,400 --> 01:23:11,277 It's a bit of an empty gesture at this point, 2087 01:23:11,360 --> 01:23:12,509 wouldn't you say? 2088 01:23:13,360 --> 01:23:14,873 (SIGHS) Guess I forgot to tell Ralph 2089 01:23:14,960 --> 01:23:16,313 that when you break the Internet... 2090 01:23:16,480 --> 01:23:19,119 you don't literally have to break the Internet. 2091 01:23:19,280 --> 01:23:20,554 I can't believe he did this. 2092 01:23:20,760 --> 01:23:23,069 Yeah, well, I mean, dude obviously made 2093 01:23:23,160 --> 01:23:25,116 some real questionable choices here. 2094 01:23:25,280 --> 01:23:27,748 But he also made a bee pun to save his best friend's game... 2095 01:23:29,440 --> 01:23:33,433 so what can I say, kid, life's complicated. 2096 01:23:34,320 --> 01:23:36,470 You ready to pied the piper? 2097 01:23:37,520 --> 01:23:38,919 (RALPH CLONE GRUNTING) 2098 01:23:39,320 --> 01:23:41,515 VANELLOPE: Yoo-hoo! Up here! 2099 01:23:42,920 --> 01:23:45,878 It's me, your bestest friend in the whole wide world... 2100 01:23:46,080 --> 01:23:47,433 who you can't live without! 2101 01:23:48,240 --> 01:23:50,196 RALPH CLONES: Friend! 2102 01:23:52,280 --> 01:23:55,590 Wow, from up here I can see how I do come across as... 2103 01:23:55,800 --> 01:23:57,279 needy, and clingy, 2104 01:23:57,360 --> 01:24:00,113 and self-destructive like KnowsMore said. 2105 01:24:01,120 --> 01:24:02,439 Listen, kid... 2106 01:24:02,640 --> 01:24:03,629 I don't blame you 2107 01:24:03,720 --> 01:24:05,392 for not wanting to be my friend anymore. 2108 01:24:05,600 --> 01:24:07,591 I never said I didn't want to be your friend. 2109 01:24:07,760 --> 01:24:11,469 I said you were acting like a bad friend. Which you were. 2110 01:24:11,640 --> 01:24:12,993 I know I was, but I... 2111 01:24:13,160 --> 01:24:14,195 YESSS: Hey, my babies! 2112 01:24:14,400 --> 01:24:17,472 That's the anti-virus district straight ahead. Whoo! 2113 01:24:17,640 --> 01:24:19,312 All right, to be continued, okay? 2114 01:24:21,920 --> 01:24:24,480 (RALPH CLONES GRUNTING) 2115 01:24:26,960 --> 01:24:28,871 Whoo-hoo! We're gonna make it! 2116 01:24:29,000 --> 01:24:30,752 (RALPH CLONES GRUNTING) 2117 01:24:39,520 --> 01:24:41,078 (ALL SCREAMING) 2118 01:24:45,000 --> 01:24:45,989 RALPH: You guys okay? 2119 01:24:46,240 --> 01:24:47,389 -I'm fine! -(YESSS SIGHS) 2120 01:24:47,480 --> 01:24:50,313 Yeah, all good. Look, we can still do this. 2121 01:24:50,520 --> 01:24:52,909 Come on, big man. Help me turn this thing over. 2122 01:24:53,000 --> 01:24:54,035 (YESSS GRUNTING) 2123 01:24:54,120 --> 01:24:56,395 Uh... (GASPS) 2124 01:24:56,480 --> 01:24:58,391 Uh, guys? 2125 01:24:58,480 --> 01:25:00,152 -(RALPH GRUNTS) -(GASPS) 2126 01:25:01,280 --> 01:25:02,315 (GASPS) 2127 01:25:02,400 --> 01:25:05,472 (RALPH CLONES GRUNTING) 2128 01:25:09,040 --> 01:25:12,112 RALPHZILLA: Friend? 2129 01:25:12,280 --> 01:25:14,316 That is unsettling. 2130 01:25:14,720 --> 01:25:17,154 (RALPHZILLA GRUNTING) 2131 01:25:18,360 --> 01:25:19,873 -Ffiend. {GASPS) 2132 01:25:20,560 --> 01:25:21,993 Get Vanellope out of here now. 2133 01:25:22,160 --> 01:25:23,149 What about you, Ralph? 2134 01:25:23,240 --> 01:25:25,390 Just go. I got a date with the man in the mirror. 2135 01:25:26,440 --> 01:25:27,793 Hey, you! 2136 01:25:28,760 --> 01:25:29,954 (GRUNTING) 2137 01:25:30,680 --> 01:25:32,955 You keep away from her! 2138 01:25:33,120 --> 01:25:35,031 I'm gonna wreck it! 2139 01:25:35,600 --> 01:25:37,750 -(ELECTR|C|TY CRACKLING) -(RALPHZ|LLA GROANING) 2140 01:25:38,000 --> 01:25:40,833 -She's not your friend! -(RALPHZILLA GROANING) 2141 01:25:41,600 --> 01:25:43,397 She's my friend! 2142 01:25:44,520 --> 01:25:45,714 Here it is, this way. 2143 01:25:45,880 --> 01:25:47,916 Come on, kid. We gotta move. 2144 01:25:51,040 --> 01:25:52,519 (RALPH GRUNTING) 2145 01:25:55,320 --> 01:25:56,753 (RALPHZILLA GROWLING) 2146 01:26:00,320 --> 01:26:01,878 Eeeee-oh-boy! 2147 01:26:02,600 --> 01:26:05,353 (ALL SCREAMING) 2148 01:26:06,280 --> 01:26:08,111 (GASPING) 2149 01:26:11,200 --> 01:26:12,758 (GRUNTING) 2150 01:26:13,600 --> 01:26:16,273 (RALPHZILLA GROANING) 2151 01:26:17,120 --> 01:26:18,838 (BOTH EXCLAIMING) 2152 01:26:18,920 --> 01:26:20,194 (GASPS) No! 2153 01:26:21,040 --> 01:26:22,632 Whoa! (YELPS) 2154 01:26:22,720 --> 01:26:25,871 -Vanellope! -(SCREAMING) 2155 01:26:27,200 --> 01:26:28,872 (VANELLOPE GRUNTS, EXCLAIMS) 2156 01:26:30,360 --> 01:26:32,794 VANELLOPE: Hey! Let go of me! 2157 01:26:33,280 --> 01:26:34,474 (RALPH GRUNTING) 2158 01:26:35,480 --> 01:26:37,152 -Kid! -Ralph! 2159 01:26:39,400 --> 01:26:40,628 (GRUNTING) 2160 01:26:41,800 --> 01:26:42,869 Hey! 2161 01:26:43,320 --> 01:26:45,709 Hey, get back here! 2162 01:26:45,960 --> 01:26:47,154 RALPHZILLA: Huh? 2163 01:26:48,760 --> 01:26:50,079 You put her down! 2164 01:26:50,160 --> 01:26:51,639 Whoa! 2165 01:26:52,000 --> 01:26:54,912 (EXCLAIMS, GRUNTING) 2166 01:27:04,000 --> 01:27:05,069 (HORN BLARING) 2167 01:27:05,480 --> 01:27:06,913 (GRUNTING, YELLS) 2168 01:27:10,960 --> 01:27:13,076 (GRUNTING) 2169 01:27:14,120 --> 01:27:15,633 Vanellope! 2170 01:27:20,520 --> 01:27:22,750 (PANTING) 2171 01:27:31,720 --> 01:27:35,349 You know, you're acting like a real bad guy here! 2172 01:27:35,840 --> 01:27:38,149 RALPHZILLA: No! 2173 01:27:38,240 --> 01:27:39,434 Well, you are! 2174 01:27:39,600 --> 01:27:41,716 And Iwill never be your friend! 2175 01:27:42,480 --> 01:27:44,869 -(ROAR|NG) -(SHR|EK|NG) 2176 01:27:45,920 --> 01:27:47,433 RALPH: Hey, doofus! 2177 01:27:48,120 --> 01:27:49,109 Ralph! 2178 01:27:56,680 --> 01:27:59,319 Catch me if you can, you big dummy! 2179 01:28:00,560 --> 01:28:01,879 (RALPH GRUNTS) 2180 01:28:05,600 --> 01:28:07,113 I got you, little sister. 2181 01:28:07,200 --> 01:28:08,599 (VANELLOPE EXCLAIMS) 2182 01:28:10,720 --> 01:28:12,199 (GRUNTS) Now go! Get out of here! 2183 01:28:12,360 --> 01:28:14,078 -Ralph! -Go! 2184 01:28:14,240 --> 01:28:17,038 No! (STUTTERS) Don't hurt him! 2185 01:28:17,720 --> 01:28:18,789 Please, no! 2186 01:28:20,440 --> 01:28:22,874 (GROANING) 2187 01:28:23,400 --> 01:28:25,960 Stop it! You're squishing him! 2188 01:28:26,040 --> 01:28:27,519 (GROANING) 2189 01:28:27,600 --> 01:28:29,716 You're gonna kill my best friend! 2190 01:28:29,800 --> 01:28:31,279 (GROANING) 2191 01:28:31,360 --> 01:28:32,839 (RALPH WHIMPERING) 2192 01:28:34,000 --> 01:28:36,468 Fine! You win! You win, okay? 2193 01:28:37,720 --> 01:28:39,119 (GASPING) 2194 01:28:39,560 --> 01:28:42,074 Just please put him down. 2195 01:28:44,520 --> 01:28:47,080 I'll be your only friend, okay? 2196 01:28:47,240 --> 01:28:49,037 Just let him go. 2197 01:28:49,320 --> 01:28:50,912 No! No, kid. 2198 01:28:52,080 --> 01:28:53,274 RALPHZILLA: Huh? 2199 01:28:54,520 --> 01:28:56,795 VANELLOPE: That's it. That's it. Yeah. 2200 01:28:56,960 --> 01:28:59,428 Put him down and I'll go with you... 2201 01:28:59,640 --> 01:29:01,232 and we'll be best friends forever. 2202 01:29:01,320 --> 01:29:02,639 (EXCLAIMS) 2203 01:29:02,720 --> 01:29:04,119 Just me and you. 2204 01:29:04,640 --> 01:29:06,039 That's what you want, right? 2205 01:29:06,800 --> 01:29:09,189 (RALPHZILLA EXCLAIMING) 2206 01:29:09,320 --> 01:29:10,594 RALPH: Well, that's not what I want! 2207 01:29:12,400 --> 01:29:14,755 It's not right to hold a friend back from her dreams! 2208 01:29:14,920 --> 01:29:16,717 You don't own her! 2209 01:29:16,880 --> 01:29:19,678 That's not how friendship works! 2210 01:29:19,880 --> 01:29:21,711 You need to let her go! 2211 01:29:22,600 --> 01:29:23,749 (RALPHZILLA SlGHlNG) 2212 01:29:23,840 --> 01:29:24,829 Hey. 2213 01:29:28,680 --> 01:29:30,193 You need to let her go. 2214 01:29:31,080 --> 01:29:32,354 (RALPHZILLA EXCLAIMING SADLY) 2215 01:29:32,840 --> 01:29:36,276 I know. It's gonna hurt a little bit when you do. 2216 01:29:37,880 --> 01:29:40,189 Oh, who am I kidding? It's gonna hurt a lot. 2217 01:29:41,680 --> 01:29:44,069 But you're gonna be okay. 2218 01:29:46,560 --> 01:29:48,471 And we're gonna be okay. 2219 01:29:48,640 --> 01:29:49,709 Right, kid? 2220 01:29:51,360 --> 01:29:53,999 Of course we are. Always. 2221 01:29:56,160 --> 01:29:59,072 See? No matter where she goes... 2222 01:29:59,240 --> 01:30:01,435 or where she lives... 2223 01:30:02,080 --> 01:30:04,230 she's always gonna be our friend. 2224 01:30:04,320 --> 01:30:06,038 And we just gotta trust her. 2225 01:30:06,600 --> 01:30:09,433 Because that's what best friends do. 2226 01:30:10,320 --> 01:30:11,833 Right? 2227 01:30:16,160 --> 01:30:17,388 (RALPHZILLA SIGHS) 2228 01:30:26,640 --> 01:30:27,755 Thanks, buddy. 2229 01:30:29,200 --> 01:30:31,350 Wow! (CHUCKLES) 2230 01:30:32,600 --> 01:30:34,477 I feel good about this. 2231 01:30:34,560 --> 01:30:36,198 RALPHZILLA: Mmm. 2232 01:30:36,560 --> 01:30:39,120 RALPH CLONES: Mmm. 2233 01:30:41,160 --> 01:30:42,149 VANELLOPE: Ralph, look! 2234 01:30:42,320 --> 01:30:44,436 I think you fixed your insecurity! 2235 01:30:46,240 --> 01:30:47,389 (LAUGHS) You're right. 2236 01:30:47,480 --> 01:30:49,710 Whoo-hoo! (SCREAMING) 2237 01:30:49,800 --> 01:30:50,915 Ralph, no! 2238 01:30:51,000 --> 01:30:52,911 -(EXCLAIMING) -(HORN BLARING) 2239 01:30:53,000 --> 01:30:54,399 Whoa! 2240 01:30:54,480 --> 01:30:56,391 Park it right here, Ralph! 2241 01:30:56,480 --> 01:30:58,550 Your ol' pal JP Spamley's gotcha! 2242 01:30:58,840 --> 01:31:00,990 (GASPS, LAUGHS) Whoo! 2243 01:31:02,320 --> 01:31:03,469 Wow, that didn't work. 2244 01:31:03,600 --> 01:31:06,034 (G ROANS) 2245 01:31:07,840 --> 01:31:09,558 RAPUNZEL: (GASPS) Look up there! 2246 01:31:09,720 --> 01:31:11,790 It's a big strong man in need of rescuing. 2247 01:31:12,640 --> 01:31:13,755 (GRUNTS) 2248 01:31:20,440 --> 01:31:21,429 Hah! 2249 01:31:27,560 --> 01:31:28,788 (BIRDS CHIRPING) 2250 01:31:29,360 --> 01:31:30,554 (MICE CHATTERING) 2251 01:31:31,240 --> 01:31:32,389 (GIGGLING) 2252 01:31:33,240 --> 01:31:34,275 (CHITTERING) 2253 01:31:37,320 --> 01:31:38,355 -(GRUNTS) -(GASPS) 2254 01:31:38,720 --> 01:31:39,869 (GRUNTS) 2255 01:31:45,320 --> 01:31:46,389 (BOTH GASP) 2256 01:31:48,760 --> 01:31:50,239 (VOCALIZING) 2257 01:31:51,560 --> 01:31:53,596 (WIND WHOOSHING) 2258 01:31:59,360 --> 01:32:01,476 (G ROANS) 2259 01:32:10,280 --> 01:32:12,316 -(KISSING SOUND) -RALPH: Mmm. 2260 01:32:14,360 --> 01:32:16,271 (GASPS) Oh, thanks, Frogger. 2261 01:32:16,840 --> 01:32:17,955 Wait a minute. 2262 01:32:18,480 --> 01:32:19,549 Who are all of you? 2263 01:32:20,120 --> 01:32:21,792 We're friends of Vanellope's. 2264 01:32:21,960 --> 01:32:24,235 Yeah, and any friend of Vanellope's 2265 01:32:24,320 --> 01:32:25,799 is a friend of ours. 2266 01:32:25,960 --> 01:32:27,439 You're welcome. 2267 01:32:27,640 --> 01:32:28,868 VANELLOPE: Ralph! 2268 01:32:29,200 --> 01:32:31,111 Looking good, big fella! (LAUGHS) 2269 01:32:31,280 --> 01:32:32,679 -Heyo! -(FABRIC RIPS) 2270 01:32:32,760 --> 01:32:33,749 (PRINCESSES EXCLAIM) 2271 01:32:33,840 --> 01:32:34,955 This dress is not made for a big boy. 2272 01:32:35,040 --> 01:32:37,076 It's going right up the back alley there. 2273 01:32:37,280 --> 01:32:38,633 Let me just make a little adjustment. 2274 01:32:38,720 --> 01:32:40,950 -(TEARS FABRIC) -There we go. (CHUCKLES) 2275 01:32:41,120 --> 01:32:42,678 NEWS ANCHOR: Internet users are breathing 2276 01:32:42,760 --> 01:32:44,876 a collective sigh of relief tonight. 2277 01:32:45,040 --> 01:32:47,508 Just as mysteriously as it appeared, 2278 01:32:47,600 --> 01:32:49,989 the Wreck-It Ralph virus has vanished. 2279 01:32:56,280 --> 01:32:58,191 RALPH: You know what I just realized? 2280 01:32:58,360 --> 01:33:00,954 The sun never rises or sets here... 2281 01:33:01,120 --> 01:33:02,712 because everything's always on. 2282 01:33:02,880 --> 01:33:05,678 Well, now, isn't that an astute observation? 2283 01:33:05,840 --> 01:33:06,829 I know, right? 2284 01:33:07,000 --> 01:33:08,115 You know, other than KnowsMore, 2285 01:33:08,200 --> 01:33:09,997 I'm probably the smartest guy on the Internet. 2286 01:33:10,160 --> 01:33:11,832 (LAUGHS) Yeah. Yeah. 2287 01:33:12,000 --> 01:33:15,037 Yo, V. We're about to come back online. You ready? 2288 01:33:15,200 --> 01:33:16,474 Be right there! 2289 01:33:16,640 --> 01:33:18,915 Hey, Ralph, don't be a stranger! 2290 01:33:19,080 --> 01:33:21,150 Well, I can't be much stranger than you, Shank. 2291 01:33:21,680 --> 01:33:24,319 Oh. That's a good dad joke. 2292 01:33:25,600 --> 01:33:26,919 Hey, don't forget. 2293 01:33:27,120 --> 01:33:28,917 You know Shank added my code and everything, 2294 01:33:29,040 --> 01:33:30,678 so I'll be able to regenerate. 2295 01:33:30,840 --> 01:33:32,034 I'm gonna be totally safe. 2296 01:33:32,200 --> 01:33:34,475 No, I know. It's gonna be great. 2297 01:33:34,640 --> 01:33:36,073 You found your dream game. 2298 01:33:36,240 --> 01:33:37,673 Yeah, I did. 2299 01:33:38,400 --> 01:33:39,389 Idid. 2300 01:33:40,280 --> 01:33:41,349 So, uh... 2301 01:33:42,200 --> 01:33:45,351 I guess I should probably head in there now, you know? 2302 01:33:45,440 --> 01:33:48,637 Oh, before you go, I wanted to give you this. 2303 01:33:49,480 --> 01:33:52,153 Oh, I'm so sorry I broke it, Ralph. 2304 01:33:52,320 --> 01:33:53,992 No, no. It's okay. 2305 01:33:54,160 --> 01:33:56,594 Now we can both have a half. See? 2306 01:33:57,040 --> 01:33:58,075 (CHUCKLES) 2307 01:33:58,480 --> 01:33:59,469 Yeah! 2308 01:34:07,040 --> 01:34:08,951 I love you so much. 2309 01:34:09,880 --> 01:34:11,677 I'm really gonna miss you. 2310 01:34:13,360 --> 01:34:15,271 I'm gonna miss you too, kid. 2311 01:34:16,480 --> 01:34:18,038 I really am. 2312 01:34:23,840 --> 01:34:24,829 All right. 2313 01:34:26,320 --> 01:34:28,436 Okay, getting a little clingy on me, here. 2314 01:34:31,360 --> 01:34:33,032 Go on. Get out of here. 2315 01:34:33,200 --> 01:34:34,872 The world's waiting for you, kid. 2316 01:35:32,120 --> 01:35:34,076 RALPH: (SIGHS) I'll be honest, 2317 01:35:34,160 --> 01:35:36,469 it still feels kind of weird around here. 2318 01:35:36,640 --> 01:35:38,517 Imean, a lot has changed. 2319 01:35:38,680 --> 01:35:40,079 Even though we got that steering wheel 2320 01:35:40,160 --> 01:35:41,149 and saved Sugar Rush... 2321 01:35:41,240 --> 01:35:43,390 it's never really gonna be the same. 2322 01:35:45,200 --> 01:35:46,519 For one thing, the racers aren't even 2323 01:35:46,600 --> 01:35:47,828 that obnoxious anymore. 2324 01:35:48,000 --> 01:35:50,434 Oh, golly. I'm sorry you didn't win, Taffyta. 2325 01:35:50,600 --> 01:35:52,955 Pfft! Ourfriendship is much more important to me 2326 01:35:53,040 --> 01:35:54,359 than winning, Rancis. 2327 01:35:54,560 --> 01:35:55,913 Losing builds character! 2328 01:35:56,080 --> 01:35:58,036 Everyone's a winner, Taffyta. 2329 01:35:58,200 --> 01:36:00,839 RALPH: Felix and Calhoun, as goofy as they are, 2330 01:36:00,920 --> 01:36:02,956 they turned out to be pretty great parents. 2331 01:36:03,400 --> 01:36:04,594 I gotta hand it to you two, 2332 01:36:04,680 --> 01:36:06,989 how on earth did you tame those things? 2333 01:36:07,160 --> 01:36:08,388 It's simple, Surge. 2334 01:36:08,560 --> 01:36:10,869 The key to parenting is... 2335 01:36:10,960 --> 01:36:13,838 -(CARS WHOOSHING) -(FEL|X TALKING lNDlSTlNCTLY) 2336 01:36:13,920 --> 01:36:15,797 And then what you do is... 2337 01:36:15,880 --> 01:36:16,869 (CARS WHOOSHING) 2338 01:36:16,960 --> 01:36:18,473 (CALHOUN TALKING lNDlSTlNCTLY) 2339 01:36:18,560 --> 01:36:21,632 And that is the secret to raising perfect children. 2340 01:36:21,800 --> 01:36:25,076 Wow, I wish every parent could hear that. 2341 01:36:25,240 --> 01:36:26,514 RALPH: I'm keeping busy, too. 2342 01:36:27,240 --> 01:36:28,434 I finally joined Zangief’s book club. 2343 01:36:28,520 --> 01:36:30,431 Good point, Bison. And how about you, Ralph? 2344 01:36:30,600 --> 01:36:32,431 Do you feel Dostoyevsky 2345 01:36:32,520 --> 01:36:34,875 intended to make narrator unreliable? 2346 01:36:34,960 --> 01:36:36,552 Um... (EXHALES) 2347 01:36:36,640 --> 01:36:38,676 (STAMMERS) I do and I don't. 2348 01:36:38,840 --> 01:36:41,195 You do, and you don't. 2349 01:36:41,360 --> 01:36:43,794 Duality. That's really deep, Ralph. 2350 01:36:43,960 --> 01:36:45,075 Thanks, Sonic. 2351 01:36:45,240 --> 01:36:47,515 (WHISPERING) I don't know what I'm talking about. 2352 01:36:48,000 --> 01:36:50,150 Oh. And we got this new thing we do eveiy Friday night... 2353 01:36:50,360 --> 01:36:52,476 where we all go and hang out in a different game. 2354 01:36:52,640 --> 01:36:54,153 I actually hosted this week. 2355 01:36:54,320 --> 01:36:55,355 Heyo! 2356 01:36:55,520 --> 01:36:57,909 Hope you're all hungry. I made burnt pie. 2357 01:36:58,120 --> 01:36:59,792 What's burnt pie, Wreck-It? 2358 01:37:00,000 --> 01:37:02,309 Oh, it'sjust a pie that you burn. 2359 01:37:02,480 --> 01:37:03,515 You can use any pie. 2360 01:37:03,600 --> 01:37:04,919 You just leave it in the oven toolong. 2361 01:37:05,000 --> 01:37:06,399 (COUGHS, CLEARS THROAT) 2362 01:37:08,120 --> 01:37:10,554 Yeah, we really do have a lot of fun. 2363 01:37:11,280 --> 01:37:14,397 I guess that's pretty much all the news I got for you. 2364 01:37:14,840 --> 01:37:17,195 Oh, man, your stories never disappoint, Ralph. 2365 01:37:17,360 --> 01:37:18,998 I just wish we could hang out sooner. 2366 01:37:19,160 --> 01:37:20,513 Yeah. Me, too. 2367 01:37:20,680 --> 01:37:21,999 When did you say you were getting those days off? 2368 01:37:22,160 --> 01:37:24,879 Uh, our upgrade starts on Januaiy 25th, 2369 01:37:24,960 --> 01:37:26,518 so, like, two months from now. 2370 01:37:26,680 --> 01:37:29,148 Oh, that'll go by in a flash. Oh, speaking of which... 2371 01:37:29,360 --> 01:37:30,554 you want me to bring you anything from home 2372 01:37:30,640 --> 01:37:31,629 when I come visit? 2373 01:37:31,720 --> 01:37:33,631 Oh! You know what I cannot find 2374 01:37:33,720 --> 01:37:35,312 anywhere on the Internet? 2375 01:37:35,480 --> 01:37:38,074 A halfway decent BurgerTime burger. 2376 01:37:38,240 --> 01:37:40,356 I’ve been talking them up to Shank and the crew. 2377 01:37:40,520 --> 01:37:42,351 And honestly, I think they’re starting to think 2378 01:37:42,440 --> 01:37:43,429 I 'm making it up. 2379 01:37:43,600 --> 01:37:44,794 All right, consider it done. 2380 01:37:44,920 --> 01:37:46,558 I'll bring you guys a truckload. 2381 01:37:48,920 --> 01:37:51,070 Well, sun's coming up already. 2382 01:37:51,240 --> 01:37:52,514 Guess I better get to it. 2383 01:37:52,720 --> 01:37:53,914 Yeah, me too. 2384 01:37:54,000 --> 01:37:54,989 Talk next week? 2385 01:37:55,160 --> 01:37:56,878 I shall await your call, madam. 2386 01:37:57,040 --> 01:38:01,750 Then, adieu, adieu, farting is such sweet sorrow. 2387 01:38:01,840 --> 01:38:04,115 -(CH UCKLES) -So long, stinkbrain. 2388 01:38:04,720 --> 01:38:05,789 Bye, kid. 2389 01:38:07,200 --> 01:38:08,189 (BEEPS) 2390 01:38:10,360 --> 01:38:11,679 (SIGHS) 2391 01:38:19,520 --> 01:38:22,159 Hey. You doing okay there, Ralph? 2392 01:38:22,320 --> 01:38:26,518 Yeah, I am, actually. I'm doing great. 2393 01:38:27,000 --> 01:38:29,468 Come on, Felix. Let's get to work, buddy. 2394 01:38:45,360 --> 01:38:47,191 (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) 2395 01:42:00,920 --> 01:42:03,593 Hey, Mo, did you like the movie, sweetie? 2396 01:42:03,800 --> 01:42:06,394 Well, there was a scene in the trailer... 2397 01:42:06,560 --> 01:42:08,437 that wasn't in the movie... 2398 01:42:08,640 --> 01:42:10,870 and that makes me sad. 2399 01:42:11,040 --> 01:42:12,996 Aw, that's too bad. 2400 01:42:13,160 --> 01:42:14,673 Maybe playing your game will cheer you up. 2401 01:42:14,760 --> 01:42:15,749 Okay. 2402 01:42:17,120 --> 01:42:18,269 (CHEERFUL MUSIC PLAYING) 2403 01:42:18,400 --> 01:42:19,753 Pancake. 2404 01:42:19,920 --> 01:42:21,194 -Milkshake. -(CAT MEOWING) 2405 01:42:22,080 --> 01:42:24,640 Pancake. Pancake. 2406 01:42:25,200 --> 01:42:26,349 Milkshake. 2407 01:42:27,960 --> 01:42:29,029 My turn, my turn! 2408 01:42:29,240 --> 01:42:31,117 Pancake. Milkshake. 2409 01:42:31,280 --> 01:42:33,475 Milkshake. Milkshake. 2410 01:42:33,640 --> 01:42:35,312 -(EXCLAIMS SADLY) -Pancake. Pancake. 2411 01:42:35,480 --> 01:42:37,357 Milkshake. Milkshake. (CHUCKLES) 2412 01:42:37,800 --> 01:42:39,552 I'm starting to understand why people like this game. 2413 01:42:39,720 --> 01:42:40,709 Very zen. 2414 01:42:41,160 --> 01:42:42,639 (INHALES, BURPS) 2415 01:42:43,080 --> 01:42:45,389 Hey, everybody, look what I found! 2416 01:42:45,560 --> 01:42:47,755 -More pancakes! -RALPH: Sweet! 2417 01:42:47,920 --> 01:42:49,990 Let's speed it up. Pancake,pancake,pancake. 2418 01:42:50,160 --> 01:42:54,870 Pancake,pancake,pancake. 2419 01:42:55,600 --> 01:42:57,591 Eat, little bunny. Eat, eat, eat! 2420 01:42:57,880 --> 01:42:59,632 Uh, Ralph, you might wanna try feeding the kitty 2421 01:42:59,720 --> 01:43:01,039 for a little while. 2422 01:43:01,200 --> 01:43:03,760 No, the kitty gets the milkshake. 2423 01:43:03,920 --> 01:43:07,754 The bunny gets the pancake. 2424 01:43:12,120 --> 01:43:13,235 (GASPS) 2425 01:43:13,320 --> 01:43:15,709 (RUMBLING) 2426 01:43:15,800 --> 01:43:16,835 (POPS) 2427 01:43:16,960 --> 01:43:18,188 -(SHR|EK|NG) -(T|RES SCREECHING) 2428 01:51:36,200 --> 01:51:37,599 ANNOUNCER: And now, an exclusive sneak peek 2429 01:51:37,680 --> 01:51:40,274 of Frozen 2. Click here. 2430 01:51:44,400 --> 01:51:46,595 ('80s POP MUSIC PLAYING) 2431 01:51:53,440 --> 01:51:55,556 (SINGING) Never gonna give you up 2432 01:51:56,600 --> 01:51:57,794 Never gonna let you down 2433 01:51:57,880 --> 01:52:01,839 Never gonna run around and desert you 2434 01:52:02,080 --> 01:52:03,957 Never gonna make you cry 2435 01:52:04,200 --> 01:52:06,270 Never gonna say goodbye 2436 01:52:06,360 --> 01:52:10,353 Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you 2437 01:52:10,440 --> 01:52:11,429 RALPH: Uh-uh! 2438 01:52:11,520 --> 01:52:14,114 Why would I? I like you. 2439 01:52:14,280 --> 01:52:15,952 You guys still sticking around? 2440 01:52:16,160 --> 01:52:18,549 All right. Well, you're welcome to stay. 2441 01:52:18,720 --> 01:52:22,269 There 's not really any more surprises, but, you know... 2442 01:52:22,440 --> 01:52:24,396 Good luck getting that song out of your head. 2443 01:52:24,480 --> 01:52:25,708 It's a real ean/vig. 2444 01:52:25,840 --> 01:52:28,593 (CHUCKLES) Anyway, what else? Uh...