1
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RALPH: Okay. My turn, my turn.
Um, I got one.

2
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VANELLOPE:
Great, but can you make it

3
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a little more challenging
this time?

4
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RALPH: Okay. Check this out.
(CLEARS THROAT)

5
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I spy with my little eye...

6
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something yellow...

7
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and round, and it eats dots.

8
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VANELLOPE: (SCOFFS)
Seriously, Ralph?

9
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RALPH: Yeah, seriously.
You're never gonna get it.

10
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VANELLOPE: Well, obviously,
it's Pas-Man.

11
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RALPH: No, that's not...

12
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Why is that obvious?

13
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Name one other thing
in this whole arcade

14
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that is yellow and round
and eats dots.

15
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I can name two things.

16
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Ms. Pac-Man and Baby Pas-Man.

17
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Boom! I accept your apology.

18
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Yeah, you're right. Okay.
But was it Pac-Man?

19
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- Yeah, you got me.
-(VANELLOPE LAUGHS)

20
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VANELLOPE: Knew it.
All right, riddle me this...

21
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do you or do you not think
that Zangief waxes?

22
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No way. Look at the guy.
He looks like a yeti.

23
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I don't know.

24
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I mean, if the fur
were confined to his chest,

25
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I might agree...

26
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but look at those
two very specific

27
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tuffets of shin hair...

28
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poking out of his boots.

29
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That does not just happen,
Ralph. That is a choice.

30
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RALPH:
You're totally right, kid.

31
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He's baby smooth
everywhere else.

32
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I rest my case.

33
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My mind is blown!

34
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Let's go get a root beer.

35
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RALPH: (SIGHS) Okay, let's see
what you got, kid.

36
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%BURPS)
- Ooh!

37
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Nice one. Okay.
(CLEARS THROAT)

38
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I think I got one
in the chamber.

39
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-(BURPS LOUDLY)
- Ew!

40
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- Gross.
- Thank you.

41
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Hey, wanna sneak into <i>Tron?</i>

42
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Doesn't that game
have a virus?

43
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No. I'm sure they fixed it.

44
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-(LASERS ZAPPING)
- VANELLOPEI Wh00!

45
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I'm gonna beat
my speed record!

46
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Hey, wait for me!

47
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(VANELLOPE WHOOPING)

48
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(DISTORTED WHOOPING)

49
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VANELLOPEI Ralph.

50
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RALPH: Yeah?

51
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VANELLOPE: I don't think
they fixed the game.

52
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RALPH: Uh... No.

53
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Help!

54
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Hey, Tron!

55
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Tronny!

56
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<i>Tronnv WV'-!</i>

57
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Help!

58
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VANELLOPE: Do you realize

59
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we're basically
just, like, zeroes and ones...

60
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floating around the universe
like tiny specks of dust?

61
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Like, doesn't the very nature

62
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of our existence
make you wonder...

63
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if there's more to life
than this?

64
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Why would I wonder
if there's more to life

65
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when the life
I got is perfect?

66
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I mean, sure.
Doesn't look so hot on paper.

67
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<i>I'm just a bad guy
from some old video game</i>

68
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<i>who wrecks a building.</i>

69
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<i>And yeah, for 27 years,</i>

70
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<i>I was a total zero
without any friends.</i>

71
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But now,
I got a best friend...

72
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who just happens to be

73
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the coolest kid
in the whole arcade.

74
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Aw, thanks, pal.

75
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Watch this.

76
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(GRUNTS)

77
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-(BUZZING)
- RALPH: Home run!

78
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All right,
let's go watch the sunrise.

79
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VANELLOPE:
Are you really saying

80
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there's not one single,
solitary thing...

81
00:03:45,200 --> 00:03:47,123
about your life
that you would change?

82
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RALPH; Well, think about it.

83
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You and me get to
goof off all night long.

84
00:03:52,000 --> 00:03:54,651
Litwak shows up, we go to
work, we put in our hours.

85
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Then the arcade closes

86
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and we get to do it
all over again.

87
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The only thing I might do
different in that scenario...

88
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would be not having
to go to work.

89
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Other than that, (CHUCKLES)
I wouldn't change a thing.

90
00:04:05,760 --> 00:04:06,886
Huh?

91
00:04:06,960 --> 00:04:09,406
Hey, where'd our sunrise go?

92
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MR. LITWAK: All right,
let's get you plugged in.

93
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(BEEPING)

94
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(GASPS)
That's a plug-in alert.

95
00:04:16,120 --> 00:04:18,248
Litvvak hasn't plugged in
a new game in forever.

96
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- Let's go see what it is!
- Yeah!

97
00:04:20,600 --> 00:04:22,523
RALPH: Excuse us. Excuse us.
Minor emergency.

98
00:04:22,680 --> 00:04:24,967
Hey, Felix, Calhoun,
what's getting plugged in?

99
00:04:25,160 --> 00:04:26,491
Well, Ralph, Sonic thinks

100
00:04:26,560 --> 00:04:28,483
it's gonna be
a new pinball machine.

101
00:04:28,640 --> 00:04:29,971
What do you think, lady love?

102
00:04:30,160 --> 00:04:33,801
I'll bet you a shiny nickel
it's a blood pressure machine.

103
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- Kids love those things.
- RALPH: Ooh.

104
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(ALARM BLARING)

105
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Please be a racing game.
Please be a racing game.

106
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Please be a racing game.

107
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"Whiffee"? Or, "Wifey"?

108
00:04:46,520 --> 00:04:49,444
Well, it's either wiffle ball,
or an arranged marriage game.

109
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It's actually pronounced
"Wi-Fi," Ralph.

110
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Yeah, that's what I said.

111
00:04:52,920 --> 00:04:54,285
And Wi-Fi is the Internet...

112
00:04:54,480 --> 00:04:55,641
which is an online community

113
00:04:55,720 --> 00:04:56,926
where human beings
go to shop...

114
00:04:57,080 --> 00:04:58,844
and play games and socialize.

115
00:04:58,920 --> 00:05:00,365
Ooh, fun!

116
00:05:00,520 --> 00:05:01,931
Oh, no, it is not.

117
00:05:02,080 --> 00:05:04,162
That sign right there
says "Wi-Fi."

118
00:05:04,360 --> 00:05:06,727
What it should say
is "Die-Fi."

119
00:05:06,800 --> 00:05:07,847
(CHUCKLES)

120
00:05:09,320 --> 00:05:10,685
That's a little humor there.

121
00:05:10,840 --> 00:05:13,002
But seriously, the Internet
is nothing to laugh at.

122
00:05:13,160 --> 00:05:14,810
It is new, it is different,

123
00:05:14,880 --> 00:05:16,211
and therefore
we should fear it.

124
00:05:16,360 --> 00:05:18,567
So keep out, for Pete's sake,
and get to work.

125
00:05:18,720 --> 00:05:20,484
The arcade's about to open.

126
00:05:20,640 --> 00:05:23,371
Figures, we finally get
something new plugged in...

127
00:05:23,520 --> 00:05:25,488
and we're not even allowed
to go in there.

128
00:05:25,640 --> 00:05:27,244
Totally not fair.

129
00:05:27,400 --> 00:05:30,051
A new racing game
would've been cool.

130
00:05:30,200 --> 00:05:31,247
Something wrong
with your game?

131
00:05:31,400 --> 00:05:32,401
No, no.

132
00:05:32,600 --> 00:05:35,126
It's just every bonus level's
been unlocked.

133
00:05:35,200 --> 00:05:37,043
I know every shortcut.

134
00:05:37,200 --> 00:05:39,487
Man, I'd kill for even
just a new track.

135
00:05:39,760 --> 00:05:42,525
New track? You already got,
like, three choices.

136
00:05:42,680 --> 00:05:44,125
Yeah, I know,
but don't you ever wish

137
00:05:44,200 --> 00:05:45,281
something new and different...

138
00:05:45,440 --> 00:05:46,885
would happen in your game?

139
00:05:46,960 --> 00:05:47,961
Nope.

140
00:05:48,040 --> 00:05:50,964
Really?
Well, agree to disagree.

141
00:05:51,160 --> 00:05:52,650
Wait, I don't wanna disagree.

142
00:05:52,800 --> 00:05:54,450
No, no.
It's just a fancy way to say

143
00:05:54,520 --> 00:05:56,090
we don't have to
argue about it.

144
00:05:56,240 --> 00:05:57,890
We're arguing?
I don't wanna argue.

145
00:05:58,080 --> 00:06:00,401
Relax. Stop making it a thing.

146
00:06:00,560 --> 00:06:03,245
Go to work. I'll see you
tonight, stench vessel.

147
00:06:03,400 --> 00:06:04,401
All right.

148
00:06:04,560 --> 00:06:05,846
(SIGHS)

149
00:06:09,480 --> 00:06:12,051
She wants a new track,
I'll give her a new track.

150
00:06:13,160 --> 00:06:14,241
(WHIRRING)

151
00:06:16,080 --> 00:06:18,447
SWATI: Come on, Nafisa!
Let's play Sugar <i>Rush!</i>

152
00:06:19,880 --> 00:06:22,451
Pick Vanellope, Swati.
She's got the best superpower.

153
00:06:22,600 --> 00:06:25,080
Yeah, the glitch. I love her.

154
00:06:25,160 --> 00:06:26,161
<i>ANNOUNCER'. Drivers,</i>

155
00:06:26,280 --> 00:06:28,089
-start your engines-
-(ENGINES REVVING)

156
00:06:28,440 --> 00:06:30,920
You're gonna lose today,
Princess.

157
00:06:31,080 --> 00:06:34,084
While, yes, I am technically
a princess, Taffyta...

158
00:06:34,240 --> 00:06:37,289
I'd rather you just think of
me as plain old Vanellope...

159
00:06:37,440 --> 00:06:39,568
the racer who's about to
kick your butt.

160
00:06:39,720 --> 00:06:42,803
ANNOUNCER:
Three, two, one, go!

161
00:06:43,920 --> 00:06:45,251
(TIRES SCREECHING)

162
00:06:46,960 --> 00:06:49,884
And pardon me, excuse me,
coming through.

163
00:06:53,200 --> 00:06:54,690
VANELLOPEI Wh00-h00!

164
00:06:54,760 --> 00:06:56,046
Whoo!

165
00:06:57,600 --> 00:07:01,924
And one, two, three gumballs
right on cue.

166
00:07:02,080 --> 00:07:03,969
Yeah, I love it
when she glitches.

167
00:07:04,040 --> 00:07:05,246
(ENGINES REVVING)

168
00:07:05,360 --> 00:07:08,762
(VANELLOPE SNORING)

169
00:07:08,840 --> 00:07:09,921
Ooh! Huh.

170
00:07:10,000 --> 00:07:11,968
Excuse me.
I must have fallen asleep.

171
00:07:12,160 --> 00:07:14,208
Oh, fun. I'm winning.

172
00:07:14,280 --> 00:07:15,441
(CRYING)

173
00:07:16,080 --> 00:07:17,969
<i>ANNOUNCER:
Vanellope takes a huge lead.</i>

174
00:07:18,080 --> 00:07:20,686
<i>No one's gonna catch her now.</i>

175
00:07:23,160 --> 00:07:24,207
(EXCLAIMING)

176
00:07:24,280 --> 00:07:26,203
She's gonna love this.

177
00:07:26,440 --> 00:07:27,646
(ENGINE REVVING)

178
00:07:27,720 --> 00:07:29,563
(CHUCKLES) Right on time.

179
00:07:31,720 --> 00:07:32,721
What?

180
00:07:33,040 --> 00:07:34,963
"Looking for something new...

181
00:07:35,800 --> 00:07:37,006
"and different?

182
00:07:37,240 --> 00:07:40,244
"Then take this track."
(LAUGHS)

183
00:07:40,320 --> 00:07:42,004
Oh, Ralph,
you old son-of-a-gun.

184
00:07:42,160 --> 00:07:44,766
I'd say I got a little time
for a detour.

185
00:07:44,840 --> 00:07:45,966
SWATll Whoa!

186
00:07:46,040 --> 00:07:48,771
Hey, look, I think I unlocked
a new track.

187
00:07:48,920 --> 00:07:51,526
- Never seen that before.
-(VANELLOPE WHOOPING)

188
00:07:51,880 --> 00:07:52,927
(EXCLAIMING SHAKILY)

189
00:07:53,000 --> 00:07:55,048
This is awesome!

190
00:07:55,360 --> 00:07:57,442
- Hey, thanks, Ralph!
-(RALPH LAUGHS)

191
00:07:57,520 --> 00:07:59,170
You're welcome!

192
00:07:59,320 --> 00:08:00,890
Get back up on the track,
Swati.

193
00:08:01,080 --> 00:08:02,081
You're going to lose.

194
00:08:02,240 --> 00:08:04,925
(STAMMERS) I can't.
It's like it's driving itself.

195
00:08:07,080 --> 00:08:09,845
Wh00! (EXCLAIMING)

196
00:08:09,920 --> 00:08:12,048
What is wrong with this thing?
(GRUNTS)

197
00:08:12,440 --> 00:08:13,965
(CHUCKLES) What?

198
00:08:14,360 --> 00:08:16,886
-(GRUNTING)
-(GASPS, GRUNTS)

199
00:08:17,000 --> 00:08:18,240
(GRUNTING)

200
00:08:18,320 --> 00:08:19,765
-(GRUNTING)
-(GASPS)

201
00:08:19,840 --> 00:08:22,286
-(YEl_l_s) No, no!
-(GAsPs)

202
00:08:22,800 --> 00:08:23,801
RALPH: Kid!

203
00:08:24,560 --> 00:08:26,403
(VANELLOPE SCREAMING)

204
00:08:29,160 --> 00:08:30,207
(VANELLOPE SHRIEKS)

205
00:08:31,320 --> 00:08:33,004
Oh, no, no, no, no, no!

206
00:08:33,160 --> 00:08:34,764
RALPH: Kid! Kid!

207
00:08:35,080 --> 00:08:36,525
Oh, kid, I'm so sorry,
are you okay?

208
00:08:36,680 --> 00:08:38,523
VANELLOPE: Oh, my gosh.

209
00:08:38,680 --> 00:08:39,920
What an amazing track!

210
00:08:40,120 --> 00:08:43,010
Thank you, Ralph! Thank you,
thank you, thank you!

211
00:08:43,160 --> 00:08:44,207
(LAUGHS) You're welcome!

212
00:08:44,280 --> 00:08:47,011
You know I take my duty
as your hero very seriously.

213
00:08:47,080 --> 00:08:48,081
Wait a minute.

214
00:08:48,240 --> 00:08:50,049
You took a serious
doody where?

215
00:08:50,120 --> 00:08:51,929
(BOTH LAUGHING)

216
00:08:52,000 --> 00:08:53,286
(WHISPERING)
Vanellope, get up here.

217
00:08:53,560 --> 00:08:55,210
We have a situation.

218
00:08:56,720 --> 00:09:00,247
Mr. Litwak, the Vanellope
racer wasn't working...

219
00:09:00,400 --> 00:09:03,290
and I think maybe
I turned the wheel too hard.

220
00:09:03,360 --> 00:09:05,044
- Whoa.
- I'm real sorry.

221
00:09:05,200 --> 00:09:06,486
It's okay, Swati.

222
00:09:06,560 --> 00:09:08,244
I think I can get it back
on there pretty easy.

223
00:09:08,440 --> 00:09:10,568
- What did you do, Ralph?
- Nothing.

224
00:09:10,720 --> 00:09:11,721
Leave him alone.

225
00:09:11,800 --> 00:09:13,609
He was just trying to
make the game more exciting.

226
00:09:13,760 --> 00:09:16,604
Yeah, why don't you relax,
Taffyta? Litwak will fix it.

227
00:09:16,760 --> 00:09:18,888
All right, on you...
(GRUNTING)

228
00:09:18,960 --> 00:09:20,166
-(NAFISA GASPS)
- Oh!

229
00:09:20,560 --> 00:09:22,528
Okay. Still not a problem.

230
00:09:22,680 --> 00:09:23,920
He'll just order a new part.

231
00:09:24,120 --> 00:09:25,281
Well, I'd order a new part...

232
00:09:25,360 --> 00:09:27,010
but the company
that made Sugar Rush

233
00:09:27,080 --> 00:09:28,161
went out of business
years ago.

234
00:09:28,240 --> 00:09:29,446
-(RALPH SIGHS)
-(CANDLEHEAD EXCLAIMS)

235
00:09:29,520 --> 00:09:30,851
BOYD: I can try to find one
on the Internet.

236
00:09:30,920 --> 00:09:31,921
NAFISA: Good idea.
GIRL: Oh, me too.

237
00:09:32,000 --> 00:09:33,604
Good luck, that'll be like
finding a needle in a...

238
00:09:33,800 --> 00:09:35,325
I found one! On ebay!

239
00:09:35,480 --> 00:09:37,084
Really? How about that?

240
00:09:37,240 --> 00:09:39,083
See? Those kids
have it under control.

241
00:09:39,240 --> 00:09:41,129
They're just gonna get another
wheel from the eboy.

242
00:09:41,280 --> 00:09:42,930
MR. LITWAK: Are you
kidding me? How much?

243
00:09:43,080 --> 00:09:45,401
That's more than this game
makes in a year.

244
00:09:45,600 --> 00:09:46,931
Aw, I hate to say it,

245
00:09:47,000 --> 00:09:48,764
but my salvage guy
is coming on Friday...

246
00:09:49,560 --> 00:09:52,245
and it might be time to sell
Sugar Rush for parts.

247
00:09:52,360 --> 00:09:55,284
- SWATl: Aww.
- Where's he going?

248
00:09:55,440 --> 00:09:56,805
Litwak's gonna
unplug the game.

249
00:09:56,880 --> 00:09:58,120
Get out of here!
Go, scram, let's go, run!

250
00:09:58,240 --> 00:09:59,526
RALPH: Go, run, run, run, run!

251
00:09:59,680 --> 00:10:00,681
- Let's go!
- JUBILEENA: Run!

252
00:10:04,080 --> 00:10:06,082
(SURGE PROTECTOR WHISTLING)

253
00:10:07,160 --> 00:10:08,844
(RUMBLING)

254
00:10:08,960 --> 00:10:09,961
WYNNCHEL: Gangway!

255
00:10:10,040 --> 00:10:11,121
DUNCAN: Yeah,
you heard him, gangway!

256
00:10:11,280 --> 00:10:13,248
(GROANS) Stop it! No running!

257
00:10:13,400 --> 00:10:15,243
What are you people doing
out of your game,

258
00:10:15,320 --> 00:10:16,321
for Peter's sake?

259
00:10:16,480 --> 00:10:18,289
The arcade is open!

260
00:10:18,440 --> 00:10:20,169
(PANTING) Sugar Rush
is getting unplugged.

261
00:10:20,240 --> 00:10:22,163
(WHIRRING)

262
00:10:22,240 --> 00:10:23,605
(ELECTRICITY CRACKLING)

263
00:10:24,920 --> 00:10:26,809
-(POWERING DOWN)
-(ALL EXCLAIMING)

264
00:10:26,880 --> 00:10:29,611
- We're homeless! (SOBBING)
- Yeah, yeah, we're homeless!

265
00:10:30,120 --> 00:10:32,691
- Oh, what are we going to do?
-(CRYING)

266
00:10:32,760 --> 00:10:36,003
Y'all, calm down, calm down.
Get a hold of yourselves.

267
00:10:36,160 --> 00:10:37,924
SUGAR RUSH CANDY:
I don't want to be gameless.

268
00:10:38,000 --> 00:10:39,001
(SURGE PROTECTOR GROANS)

269
00:10:39,080 --> 00:10:40,844
An unplugging.
Good Lord.

270
00:10:41,000 --> 00:10:43,241
I haven't seen
this many gameless characters

271
00:10:43,320 --> 00:10:45,322
since <i>Space Invaders
went</i> down.

272
00:10:45,720 --> 00:10:46,801
Um...

273
00:10:46,880 --> 00:10:48,769
Where are we gonna live?

274
00:10:48,960 --> 00:10:51,361
Well, you can stay here until
the arcade closes, I guess...

275
00:10:51,520 --> 00:10:52,760
and then we'll figure out

276
00:10:52,880 --> 00:10:54,962
where the heck
we're gonna put you all.

277
00:11:07,640 --> 00:11:08,846
(LADDER CLANKING)

278
00:11:09,960 --> 00:11:11,166
Okay.

279
00:11:11,880 --> 00:11:13,211
Here we go.

280
00:11:13,400 --> 00:11:14,481
I raided Gene's fridge.

281
00:11:14,640 --> 00:11:16,688
Good news, he's got pie.

282
00:11:16,840 --> 00:11:18,410
Took a bunch of his pillows
and junk, too.

283
00:11:18,560 --> 00:11:21,609
I'm thinking we make a fort
up here, or like a yurt.

284
00:11:21,760 --> 00:11:23,524
Or we could take
these pillows...

285
00:11:23,680 --> 00:11:24,761
If we stack them right,

286
00:11:24,840 --> 00:11:26,763
we can make an igloo
out of pillows.

287
00:11:26,920 --> 00:11:30,163
Like a pillow igloo.
Pigloo. Pigloo!

288
00:11:30,320 --> 00:11:31,367
So what do you think, kid?

289
00:11:31,440 --> 00:11:34,569
Fort, yurt, or the obvious
best choice, pigloo?

290
00:11:35,760 --> 00:11:38,969
I can't believe I don't have
a game anymore.

291
00:11:39,160 --> 00:11:42,369
I mean, like,
what am I gonna do all day?

292
00:11:42,520 --> 00:11:44,841
What? Come on,
are you kidding?

293
00:11:45,000 --> 00:11:46,604
You sleep in, you do no work,

294
00:11:46,680 --> 00:11:48,728
then you go to Tapper's
with me every night.

295
00:11:48,880 --> 00:11:50,882
I've literally
just described paradise.

296
00:11:51,040 --> 00:11:52,690
But I loved my game.

297
00:11:52,840 --> 00:11:53,841
Oh, come on.

298
00:11:54,000 --> 00:11:55,206
You were just bellyaching
about the tracks

299
00:11:55,280 --> 00:11:56,281
being too easy.

300
00:11:56,480 --> 00:11:58,482
No, that doesn't mean
I didn't love it.

301
00:11:58,640 --> 00:12:02,008
Yeah, sure,
it was kind of predictable...

302
00:12:02,200 --> 00:12:06,205
but still I never really knew
what might happen in a race.

303
00:12:06,800 --> 00:12:08,529
And it's that,
it's that feeling,

304
00:12:08,600 --> 00:12:11,080
that not-knowing-what's-
coming-next feeling.

305
00:12:11,560 --> 00:12:15,804
That's the stuff.
That feels like life to me.

306
00:12:17,040 --> 00:12:19,008
And if I'm not a racer,
Ralph...

307
00:12:20,840 --> 00:12:22,205
what am I?

308
00:12:22,360 --> 00:12:23,566
Well, you're my best friend.

309
00:12:23,760 --> 00:12:25,000
That's not enough.

310
00:12:25,160 --> 00:12:26,161
Hey-

311
00:12:26,320 --> 00:12:27,810
No, I just...

312
00:12:27,960 --> 00:12:31,123
I'm sorry,
I know I'm being weird.

313
00:12:32,840 --> 00:12:36,845
I think maybe I just need to
be alone right now.

314
00:12:36,920 --> 00:12:37,967
Oh.

315
00:12:39,000 --> 00:12:40,161
Okay.

316
00:12:41,080 --> 00:12:43,970
I'll meet you over at Tapper's
in a little while, I guess.

317
00:12:44,720 --> 00:12:46,688
If you want.

318
00:12:48,680 --> 00:12:49,920
<i>FELIX; All right, now...</i>

319
00:12:50,120 --> 00:12:51,201
<i>we found some good homes</i>

320
00:12:51,280 --> 00:12:53,169
<i>for so many of our chums
from Sugar Rush...</i>

321
00:12:53,320 --> 00:12:55,004
and we're just hoping
a few more of you

322
00:12:55,080 --> 00:12:56,081
will open your doors...

323
00:12:56,240 --> 00:12:58,288
and your hearts
to those in need.

324
00:12:58,440 --> 00:13:00,966
Well, I suppose
that large green olive

325
00:13:01,040 --> 00:13:02,690
will fit in nicely
with my decor.

326
00:13:02,880 --> 00:13:04,962
I'm a sour ball.

327
00:13:05,120 --> 00:13:07,771
Well, beggars can't be
choosers, can they?

328
00:13:07,920 --> 00:13:09,604
Come along, condiment.

329
00:13:09,680 --> 00:13:11,250
(SIGHS) Mm-kaY-

330
00:13:11,400 --> 00:13:14,370
Marvelous.
That just leaves the racers.

331
00:13:15,000 --> 00:13:16,650
We're, like, adorable.

332
00:13:16,800 --> 00:13:18,404
You sure are.

333
00:13:18,560 --> 00:13:20,642
So, any takers?

334
00:13:20,720 --> 00:13:23,200
(ALL HUMMING HESITATINGLY)

335
00:13:23,320 --> 00:13:24,810
FELIX: Um...

336
00:13:24,880 --> 00:13:26,450
Anyone?

337
00:13:27,880 --> 00:13:29,041
(SNIFFLING)

338
00:13:29,400 --> 00:13:32,609
Felix, I know
we've never once talked about

339
00:13:32,680 --> 00:13:34,284
having a family before, but...

340
00:13:34,440 --> 00:13:36,283
I know, it feels
like the kind of thing

341
00:13:36,360 --> 00:13:37,964
you just jump into
with both feet...

342
00:13:38,120 --> 00:13:39,326
and nary a plan.

343
00:13:39,880 --> 00:13:42,565
Felix and I
will give them sanctuary.

344
00:13:42,640 --> 00:13:43,641
(SPITS)

345
00:13:43,760 --> 00:13:44,921
Can I get a quick word
with you two?

346
00:13:45,000 --> 00:13:46,001
(SUGAR RUSH RACERS CHEERING)

347
00:13:48,320 --> 00:13:49,401
Look, I get it.

348
00:13:49,560 --> 00:13:51,005
You've been married six years,

349
00:13:51,080 --> 00:13:52,570
you're looking to
spice things up...

350
00:13:52,720 --> 00:13:54,722
but trust me,
adopting 15 children

351
00:13:54,800 --> 00:13:56,484
is the wrong kind of spice.

352
00:13:56,640 --> 00:13:58,210
Those things
are basically feral.

353
00:13:58,360 --> 00:14:03,207
Pardon me, sir, but those
youngsters are lambs.

354
00:14:03,400 --> 00:14:07,246
Lost little lambs in need of
two kind, caring shepherds.

355
00:14:07,400 --> 00:14:08,401
That's right.

356
00:14:08,560 --> 00:14:11,370
Besides,
how hard can parenting be?

357
00:14:11,520 --> 00:14:13,204
You treat the child
like your best friend...

358
00:14:13,360 --> 00:14:15,089
you give them
everything they want...

359
00:14:15,240 --> 00:14:18,084
and you just love their little
socks off. Right, Tammy?

360
00:14:18,240 --> 00:14:19,685
Darn-tootin'.

361
00:14:19,760 --> 00:14:21,364
-(GIRL SCREAMING)
- FELIX: (GASPS) Huh?

362
00:14:21,440 --> 00:14:22,441
(FELIX GASPS)

363
00:14:22,520 --> 00:14:23,521
RACER KID: Come and get it.

364
00:14:23,600 --> 00:14:24,601
CANDLEHEAD:
Get your own candle.

365
00:14:24,680 --> 00:14:27,081
Hey, Mom,
why does your lame TV

366
00:14:27,160 --> 00:14:28,810
only have one channel?

367
00:14:28,880 --> 00:14:31,690
(CHUCKLES) Well,
hate to say I told ya...

368
00:14:31,760 --> 00:14:32,886
Ow!

369
00:14:33,320 --> 00:14:34,481
(SURGE PROTECTOR GROANS)

370
00:14:34,760 --> 00:14:38,082
<i>(ARCADE SOUNDS)</i>

371
00:14:42,480 --> 00:14:43,891
(RALPH SIGHS)

372
00:14:43,960 --> 00:14:44,961
Hey. Tapper?

373
00:14:45,120 --> 00:14:47,088
No, Ralph.
I haven't seen Vanellope.

374
00:14:47,280 --> 00:14:50,363
Not since the last time
you asked me 30 seconds ago.

375
00:14:50,520 --> 00:14:52,602
Sorry.
I'm just worried about her.

376
00:14:52,760 --> 00:14:56,560
She's glitching like crazy,
and acting super insecure.

377
00:14:56,800 --> 00:14:58,689
Oh. And get this, she said...

378
00:14:58,840 --> 00:15:01,366
being friends with me
wasn't enough for her.

379
00:15:02,160 --> 00:15:04,162
Not enough?
I'm a great friend!

380
00:15:04,240 --> 00:15:05,730
Right, Tapper? Right?

381
00:15:05,920 --> 00:15:08,002
I'm sorry.
Who's acting insecure?

382
00:15:08,080 --> 00:15:09,286
Ralph, come on.

383
00:15:09,440 --> 00:15:12,250
The kid just lost her game.
Give her a break.

384
00:15:12,440 --> 00:15:13,566
(STOOL SCRAPES)

385
00:15:13,680 --> 00:15:15,364
There you are... Oh.

386
00:15:15,560 --> 00:15:16,641
Hey, Ralph.

387
00:15:16,800 --> 00:15:19,041
Hey, Felix. Since when do you
drink root beer?

388
00:15:19,200 --> 00:15:20,281
Since tonight.

389
00:15:20,480 --> 00:15:22,130
Yeah, I hear you, buddy.

390
00:15:22,280 --> 00:15:24,567
Hey, listen. This one was
supposed to be for Vanellope.

391
00:15:24,720 --> 00:15:25,721
I guess you can have it.

392
00:15:25,880 --> 00:15:27,484
Doesn't look like
she's coming.

393
00:15:27,640 --> 00:15:28,641
Thanks.

394
00:15:28,800 --> 00:15:30,245
You know,
I can't help but think

395
00:15:30,320 --> 00:15:32,527
this whole mess is somehow...

396
00:15:32,680 --> 00:15:35,001
partially my fault.

397
00:15:35,200 --> 00:15:38,329
It figures.
Just when my life was perfect.

398
00:15:38,480 --> 00:15:39,925
Mine was, too.

399
00:15:40,120 --> 00:15:43,522
But, hey,
now I'm a father of 15.

400
00:15:43,680 --> 00:15:46,251
Isn't that just a blessing?

401
00:15:46,320 --> 00:15:48,448
(SLURPS, GULPING)

402
00:15:48,680 --> 00:15:50,091
(COUGHING, EXCLAIMS)

403
00:15:50,160 --> 00:15:52,845
Eeeee-oh-boy!

404
00:15:53,160 --> 00:15:55,527
Wait. What'd you say, Felix?

405
00:15:55,640 --> 00:15:57,688
Um, isn't that
just a blessing?

406
00:15:57,840 --> 00:15:59,330
No, the weird sound thing.

407
00:15:59,400 --> 00:16:00,731
Oh. Eeeee-oh-boy?

408
00:16:00,880 --> 00:16:02,848
Yeah. (SOFTLY) Eee-oh...

409
00:16:02,920 --> 00:16:03,921
Sorry, say it again?

410
00:16:04,080 --> 00:16:05,923
- Eeeee-oh-boy.
- Eeeee-oh-boy!

411
00:16:06,080 --> 00:16:08,048
- Eee-oh-boy!
- Eee-boy! Say it again?

412
00:16:08,200 --> 00:16:09,201
- Eeeee-oh-boy!
- Eeeee-oh-boy.

413
00:16:09,400 --> 00:16:11,767
- Eeeee-oh-boy. ..
-eboyleboyleboyl

414
00:16:11,920 --> 00:16:13,046
-eboy? eboy?
-eboy.

415
00:16:13,240 --> 00:16:14,480
Yeah.

416
00:16:14,560 --> 00:16:15,891
Um, what are you getting
at there, Ralph?

417
00:16:15,960 --> 00:16:17,485
That kid out in the arcade

418
00:16:17,560 --> 00:16:19,050
said there was
a steering wheel part...

419
00:16:19,200 --> 00:16:22,409
on the Internet, it's
something called eboy or...

420
00:16:22,560 --> 00:16:24,801
ebay!
That's it, it was ebay!

421
00:16:25,000 --> 00:16:26,365
Ralph, are you thinking about

422
00:16:26,440 --> 00:16:28,522
going to the Internet
and finding that part?

423
00:16:29,000 --> 00:16:30,047
Getting that part's
the only thing

424
00:16:30,120 --> 00:16:31,963
that's gonna fix the game
and that's the only thing

425
00:16:32,040 --> 00:16:33,883
that's gonna make
Vanellope happy again.

426
00:16:34,040 --> 00:16:35,565
And if Sugar Rush is fixed,

427
00:16:35,680 --> 00:16:37,842
all those lovable scamps
living in my house...

428
00:16:38,000 --> 00:16:40,128
and destroying my sanity

429
00:16:40,200 --> 00:16:42,487
will have homes
of their own again!

430
00:16:42,640 --> 00:16:45,849
Ralph, this is an important
mission. A noble mission!

431
00:16:45,920 --> 00:16:46,967
I will cover for you.

432
00:16:47,120 --> 00:16:48,167
Thanks, pal.

433
00:16:48,680 --> 00:16:51,160
Ralph, what about your tab?
You owe me for the root beer.

434
00:16:51,360 --> 00:16:52,930
Oh, Felix is gonna
cover for me.

435
00:16:53,080 --> 00:16:55,447
Drinks on the house,
everybody! Felix is paying.

436
00:16:55,520 --> 00:16:57,568
-(ALL CHEERING)
- RYU: Shoryuken!

437
00:16:58,040 --> 00:17:00,088
Eeeee-oh-boy.

438
00:17:04,440 --> 00:17:05,601
(GROANS)

439
00:17:06,680 --> 00:17:08,330
- Boo!
-(GLITCHY SCREAMING)

440
00:17:08,400 --> 00:17:10,243
Ralph, what is wrong with you?

441
00:17:10,720 --> 00:17:12,006
Start churning butter

442
00:17:12,080 --> 00:17:14,481
and put on your church shoes,
little sister...

443
00:17:14,640 --> 00:17:17,041
'cause we're about to
blast off!

444
00:17:17,640 --> 00:17:19,768
What are you
even talking about?

445
00:17:19,840 --> 00:17:20,841
Oh, we're going to
the Internet.

446
00:17:20,920 --> 00:17:21,921
(EXCLAIMS) What?

447
00:17:22,000 --> 00:17:23,525
Yeah, to find the part
to fix your game.

448
00:17:23,680 --> 00:17:24,681
No way!

449
00:17:24,760 --> 00:17:25,841
Yeah, I probably
should've just said,

450
00:17:25,920 --> 00:17:27,604
"We're going to the internet."
We're going to the Internet!

451
00:17:27,680 --> 00:17:28,681
VANELLOPE: Yeah, we are!

452
00:17:29,760 --> 00:17:32,331
Hey, Surge, (SIGHS)
are we glad to see you.

453
00:17:32,480 --> 00:17:33,970
We want to report
some malfeasance

454
00:17:34,040 --> 00:17:35,121
<i>over by the Whac-A-Mole.</i>

455
00:17:35,320 --> 00:17:37,004
Yeah, we saw some undesirables

456
00:17:37,080 --> 00:17:39,447
causing a real donnybrook
over there.

457
00:17:39,520 --> 00:17:41,682
(SCOFFS) Oh, heck no.
Not on my watch.

458
00:17:41,840 --> 00:17:43,285
Appreciate the tip.

459
00:17:44,120 --> 00:17:45,485
(BOTH CHUCKLE)

460
00:17:48,240 --> 00:17:50,083
So, all we gotta do
is find this eboy place.

461
00:17:50,240 --> 00:17:51,890
- Ebay.
- Right, ebay.

462
00:17:52,040 --> 00:17:54,008
So we go there,
get the steering wheel...

463
00:17:54,160 --> 00:17:55,810
we have it delivered to Litwak
before Friday.

464
00:17:55,880 --> 00:17:57,086
He'll fix your game.

465
00:17:57,240 --> 00:17:58,844
Everything goes back
to the way it was.

466
00:17:59,000 --> 00:18:00,684
Boom! Happily ever after.

467
00:18:00,840 --> 00:18:02,171
VANELLOPE:
This is a shockingly sound,

468
00:18:02,240 --> 00:18:03,810
well-thought-out idea
for you, Ralph.

469
00:18:03,960 --> 00:18:05,007
No offense.

470
00:18:05,080 --> 00:18:06,491
I know. And none taken.

471
00:18:06,640 --> 00:18:07,641
VANELLOPE: Ooh, here it comes.

472
00:18:07,800 --> 00:18:09,689
Ladies and gentlemen,
boys and girls...

473
00:18:09,840 --> 00:18:12,241
I give you the Internet!

474
00:18:15,440 --> 00:18:16,487
RALPH: Huh.

475
00:18:16,560 --> 00:18:18,722
The Internet is
not nearly as impressive

476
00:18:18,800 --> 00:18:20,325
as how Sonic described it.

477
00:18:20,480 --> 00:18:22,767
Yeah, I gotta admit,
I'm underwhelmed.

478
00:18:22,920 --> 00:18:25,127
Where do you think
they keep their ebay?

479
00:18:25,280 --> 00:18:26,281
RALPH: Beats me.

480
00:18:26,440 --> 00:18:28,363
Hello, anybody here?

481
00:18:28,520 --> 00:18:29,806
VANELLOPE: Anyone? Hello!

482
00:18:30,000 --> 00:18:31,684
(ECHOING)
We're looking for ebay!

483
00:18:32,160 --> 00:18:34,811
Ooh. Did you hear that, kid?
Sweet echo.

484
00:18:35,040 --> 00:18:36,246
Check this out.

485
00:18:36,320 --> 00:18:39,608
(MIMICS CAWING SOUNDS)

486
00:18:39,720 --> 00:18:42,291
VANELLOPE: Hoolie-hoo!
Hoolie-hoo!

487
00:18:42,360 --> 00:18:44,727
Okay, connect to network.

488
00:18:44,800 --> 00:18:46,564
-(KEYBOARD CLACKING)
- Bingo.

489
00:18:46,720 --> 00:18:51,169
Password is "high score"
with a zero instead of an "o."

490
00:18:51,640 --> 00:18:52,641
Yes.

491
00:18:52,800 --> 00:18:55,201
And we are online.

492
00:19:02,040 --> 00:19:04,122
- VANELLOPEI H00lie-h00!
-(RALPH CAWING)

493
00:19:04,200 --> 00:19:06,680
- VANELLOPEI H00lie-h00lie-h00!
-(RALPH CAWING)

494
00:19:06,760 --> 00:19:07,807
VANELLOPEI Ooh, Ralph, look.

495
00:19:08,280 --> 00:19:10,647
Cool. Mood lighting.

496
00:19:10,720 --> 00:19:11,801
(BOTH SHOUT)

497
00:19:11,920 --> 00:19:12,967
(RALPH GASPS)

498
00:19:14,680 --> 00:19:15,886
Ahhh! That's a gremlin!
Stay away! It's a gremlin!

499
00:19:15,960 --> 00:19:17,405
It looks like
a tiny Mr. Litwak.

500
00:19:19,360 --> 00:19:21,442
<i>AUTOMATED VOICE:
IP address 415-1037-483.</i>

501
00:19:22,520 --> 00:19:24,522
Oh, cool! Come on, Ralph,
let's follow him!

502
00:19:24,720 --> 00:19:27,007
Hey, wait for me!
Kid, come back! Wait!

503
00:19:27,080 --> 00:19:28,969
(GRUNTING) Hey!
Don't leave without me!

504
00:19:29,040 --> 00:19:30,201
<i>AUTOMATED VOICE:
IP address 415-1037-483.</i>

505
00:19:30,280 --> 00:19:31,327
(VANELLOPE SCREAMING)

506
00:19:31,520 --> 00:19:33,010
Vanellope!

507
00:19:33,520 --> 00:19:34,521
(YELPS)

508
00:19:34,600 --> 00:19:36,523
(MUFFLED) I can't breathe.
I don't fit.

509
00:19:36,600 --> 00:19:38,045
(SHOUTING)

510
00:19:40,480 --> 00:19:42,130
VANELLOPEI Wh00-h00!

511
00:19:42,440 --> 00:19:45,444
Yeah! Whoo!

512
00:19:45,520 --> 00:19:48,569
(SCREAMING)

513
00:19:56,320 --> 00:19:57,606
(GRUNTS, GASPING)

514
00:19:57,680 --> 00:19:58,727
Kid!

515
00:19:58,920 --> 00:20:00,524
Ralph! Isn't this great?

516
00:20:00,720 --> 00:20:02,529
No, it is not!

517
00:20:02,600 --> 00:20:04,204
Whoo-hoo!

518
00:20:09,160 --> 00:20:10,207
No,no,no.

519
00:20:10,280 --> 00:20:12,282
(DISTORTED SHOUTING)

520
00:20:15,920 --> 00:20:17,410
Whoa!

521
00:20:32,720 --> 00:20:34,484
(EXCLAIMS, SHOUTS)

522
00:20:41,840 --> 00:20:44,411
-(VANELLOPE EXCLAIMS)
-(EXCLAIMING, GROANS)

523
00:20:44,480 --> 00:20:46,050
(RALPH GASPING)

524
00:20:46,120 --> 00:20:48,248
Sweet mother of monkey milk!

525
00:20:48,320 --> 00:20:49,765
Whoa!

526
00:20:50,160 --> 00:20:52,288
Kid, I don't think
we're in Litwak's anymore.

527
00:20:52,480 --> 00:20:55,245
We most certainly are not,
friendo.

528
00:20:55,440 --> 00:20:58,728
We are in the Internet!
Come on, Ralph!

529
00:21:07,240 --> 00:21:09,083
Holy cow!

530
00:21:09,240 --> 00:21:10,526
Look at all this stuff.

531
00:21:10,600 --> 00:21:11,601
VANELLOPEI Whoa.

532
00:21:11,680 --> 00:21:15,765
This is the most beautiful
miracle I've ever seen.

533
00:21:17,040 --> 00:21:18,485
But it's so big.

534
00:21:18,640 --> 00:21:20,688
It goes on forever and ever.

535
00:21:20,880 --> 00:21:22,530
(GLITCHING) How are we
possibly gonna find

536
00:21:22,600 --> 00:21:23,647
ebay out there?

537
00:21:23,840 --> 00:21:26,241
Hey, kid. Kid, don't worry.

538
00:21:26,400 --> 00:21:27,561
I'm sure
there's someone out here

539
00:21:27,680 --> 00:21:29,603
who could give us directions.
Oh!

540
00:21:30,040 --> 00:21:31,087
Look at that little egg guy.

541
00:21:31,160 --> 00:21:32,924
He's got on one of those hats
that smart people wear.

542
00:21:33,000 --> 00:21:34,490
I bet he could help us.
Come on.

543
00:21:34,640 --> 00:21:36,210
Welcome back
to the search bar, madam.

544
00:21:36,360 --> 00:21:37,361
I hope you were able to find

545
00:21:37,480 --> 00:21:38,925
a satisfactory
breakfast burrito...

546
00:21:39,080 --> 00:21:41,890
based upon the search results
I provided this morning.

547
00:21:42,040 --> 00:21:44,122
What can KnowsMore
help you find now?

548
00:21:44,600 --> 00:21:46,887
Where can I find ballet...?

549
00:21:47,040 --> 00:21:48,929
Ballet shoes? Ballet classes?
Ballet folklorico?

550
00:21:49,120 --> 00:21:50,167
BALLET MOM: mtights?

551
00:21:50,240 --> 00:21:51,366
<i>Girls' size small.</i>

552
00:21:51,520 --> 00:21:54,171
Oh, little Madeline's
trying ballet now, is she?

553
00:21:54,320 --> 00:21:56,368
I hope this lasts longer
than the soccer phase.

554
00:21:56,760 --> 00:21:57,841
(CHIMES)

555
00:21:58,920 --> 00:21:59,967
Hmm.

556
00:22:00,040 --> 00:22:01,610
I found 23 million results

557
00:22:01,680 --> 00:22:04,126
for ballet tights,
girls' size small.

558
00:22:04,280 --> 00:22:05,611
Isn't that interesting?

559
00:22:06,800 --> 00:22:09,963
<i>AUTOMATED</i> VOICE: <i>Redirecting
to DesmondsTutus.com.</i>

560
00:22:10,120 --> 00:22:11,770
They never say thank you.

561
00:22:11,920 --> 00:22:13,604
Oh, hello, sir.

562
00:22:13,760 --> 00:22:15,762
Interesting, you don't seem to
have a search history.

563
00:22:15,920 --> 00:22:17,206
Well, let's start one for you.

564
00:22:17,360 --> 00:22:19,044
What can KnowsMore
help you find today?

565
00:22:19,120 --> 00:22:20,645
- Um...
- Umbrella. Umbrage.

566
00:22:20,720 --> 00:22:22,245
- Umami. Uma Thurman.
- No.

567
00:22:22,440 --> 00:22:24,283
Noah's Ark. No Doubt.
Nordstrom Rack.

568
00:22:24,440 --> 00:22:25,487
<i>(GROWLS) Err.</i>

569
00:22:25,560 --> 00:22:28,723
Ergonomics. Urban Outfitters.
Urkel, played by Jaleel White.

570
00:22:29,160 --> 00:22:31,003
Looks like no one put
Humpty Dumpty together again.

571
00:22:31,200 --> 00:22:32,690
This guy's
a little soft-boiled.

572
00:22:32,840 --> 00:22:34,126
I'm pretty sure
he's just trying to

573
00:22:34,200 --> 00:22:35,531
guess what you're gonna say.

574
00:22:35,680 --> 00:22:36,681
Yes. I'm sorry,

575
00:22:36,760 --> 00:22:39,366
but my autofill
is a touch aggressive today.

576
00:22:39,520 --> 00:22:42,000
Let me try. (CLEARS THROAT)
ebay Sugar Rush

577
00:22:42,080 --> 00:22:43,206
-steering wheel.
-(CHIMES)

578
00:22:45,120 --> 00:22:46,167
Oh.

579
00:22:46,240 --> 00:22:48,641
I only found one result
for your query.

580
00:22:48,760 --> 00:22:50,524
Hmm. Isn't that interesting?

581
00:22:52,120 --> 00:22:53,326
What? How did you...?

582
00:22:53,480 --> 00:22:55,244
Ah, the lnternet's
very intuitive.

583
00:22:55,400 --> 00:22:57,129
Thank you, Mr. KnowsMore.

584
00:22:57,280 --> 00:22:58,930
Well, you're welcome.

585
00:22:59,080 --> 00:23:00,730
<i>AUTOMATED VOICE:
Redirecting to ebay.</i>

586
00:23:00,800 --> 00:23:01,961
(RALPH GROANING)

587
00:23:02,040 --> 00:23:05,010
KNOWSMORE: I like her.
What a delightful girl.

588
00:23:07,360 --> 00:23:08,407
<i>AUTOMATED</i> VOICE: <i>Slow traffic
will be fined for speeds</i>

589
00:23:08,480 --> 00:23:10,926
<i>less than three megabytes
per second.</i>

590
00:23:23,640 --> 00:23:25,404
(BIRDS CHIRPING)

591
00:23:31,920 --> 00:23:34,651
(BIRDS CHIRPING)

592
00:23:37,560 --> 00:23:39,164
Wow, I guess
we know where to go

593
00:23:39,240 --> 00:23:41,766
if we ever need
a pair of goggles.

594
00:23:41,840 --> 00:23:43,649
There's a whole building
full of them.

595
00:23:44,080 --> 00:23:45,570
Oh! There it is! ebay!

596
00:23:52,680 --> 00:23:53,727
(YELPS)

597
00:23:53,800 --> 00:23:55,165
Ralph,
we're really gonna do it.

598
00:23:55,320 --> 00:23:57,004
We're actually gonna
save my game.

599
00:23:57,200 --> 00:23:58,247
Told you not to worry.

600
00:23:58,400 --> 00:24:01,563
We just gotta keep our eyes on
the prize and stay focused.

601
00:24:01,720 --> 00:24:04,007
Get rid of belly fat
using this one weird trick.

602
00:24:04,320 --> 00:24:05,560
Ooh! I love weird tricks.

603
00:24:05,640 --> 00:24:06,687
Sassy housewives
want to meet you.

604
00:24:06,760 --> 00:24:07,807
They do?

605
00:24:07,880 --> 00:24:09,041
Congratulations,
you're a winner!

606
00:24:09,120 --> 00:24:10,121
Really?

607
00:24:10,200 --> 00:24:11,486
These ten child stars
went to prison.

608
00:24:11,560 --> 00:24:12,561
Number six will amaze you.

609
00:24:12,760 --> 00:24:13,761
Ooh. That sounds interesting.

610
00:24:13,920 --> 00:24:15,251
Wanna get rich
playing video games?

611
00:24:15,320 --> 00:24:16,321
Click here to find out how.

612
00:24:16,480 --> 00:24:17,527
Ralph, come on!

613
00:24:17,720 --> 00:24:19,449
But there's a lot of
cool stuff here.

614
00:24:19,640 --> 00:24:22,041
I'll be right here if you
change your mind, brother.

615
00:24:22,200 --> 00:24:23,201
Ooh, how about you, lady?

616
00:24:23,280 --> 00:24:24,725
You wanna get rich
playing video games?

617
00:24:26,840 --> 00:24:27,887
(AUCTIONEER CHATTERING)

618
00:24:29,320 --> 00:24:30,685
Ladies and gentlemen,
the next item up...

619
00:24:30,840 --> 00:24:32,569
a black velvet painting
of a sorrowful kitten.

620
00:24:32,720 --> 00:24:34,370
Bidding starts at 49.99.

621
00:24:34,520 --> 00:24:35,521
850 for the beaver,

622
00:24:35,600 --> 00:24:36,726
the beautifully
taxidermied beaver...

623
00:24:39,360 --> 00:24:40,771
...a gently used
artificial hip...

624
00:24:40,920 --> 00:24:42,763
and the bidding's open at $10.
Do I hear 20?

625
00:24:42,960 --> 00:24:44,450
AUCTIONEER: Do I hear 350?
Who'll give me 350?

626
00:24:44,520 --> 00:24:45,521
50, 50, 5O now.

627
00:24:45,600 --> 00:24:46,681
- Who'll give me 350?
- MALE BIDDER: 400!

628
00:24:46,760 --> 00:24:48,250
Going once,
going twice and sold!

629
00:24:48,320 --> 00:24:49,446
-(BELL DINGS)
- The tortilla chip shaped like

630
00:24:49,520 --> 00:24:51,010
international superstar
Beyoncé Knowles...

631
00:24:51,160 --> 00:24:52,241
goes for 400.

632
00:24:52,400 --> 00:24:53,845
<i>Yay! So happy-</i>

633
00:24:54,000 --> 00:24:55,923
Are you understanding
how this game works?

634
00:24:56,080 --> 00:24:59,289
I think all you have to do is
yell out the biggest number...

635
00:24:59,440 --> 00:25:01,124
and then you win this stuff.

636
00:25:01,800 --> 00:25:03,564
(SCOFFS) And <i>I</i> thought
Q*bert's game was weird.

637
00:25:03,720 --> 00:25:04,721
Hey, kid, hop up here...

638
00:25:04,880 --> 00:25:05,881
and see if you can tell

639
00:25:05,960 --> 00:25:07,041
where they keep
their steering wheels.

640
00:25:07,880 --> 00:25:11,362
Uh, there's a bunch of sports
memberabilia.

641
00:25:11,440 --> 00:25:14,046
And big baby clothes
called "lingerie."

642
00:25:14,120 --> 00:25:15,804
- RALPH: Huh.
- Go to the right, move right.

643
00:25:16,360 --> 00:25:19,125
Oh. There's a row with a bunch
of old video game junk!

644
00:25:19,280 --> 00:25:21,282
Oh, there it is! There it is!
I see it!

645
00:25:21,440 --> 00:25:22,805
Oh, someone else
is trying to win it.

646
00:25:23,000 --> 00:25:24,445
Come on! Hurry, let's go!

647
00:25:24,600 --> 00:25:25,761
We got 275.

648
00:25:25,840 --> 00:25:27,808
And with 30 seconds left
in the auction, we have 275.

649
00:25:27,920 --> 00:25:28,921
RALPH: Move! Move! Hey!

650
00:25:29,000 --> 00:25:30,490
- That's ours! Out of the way!
- Do I hear a three?

651
00:25:30,560 --> 00:25:31,641
- I'll give you three!
- I got three!

652
00:25:31,720 --> 00:25:33,085
Can I get a 305? 305?
Can I get a 3-5?

653
00:25:33,160 --> 00:25:35,083
-305.
-305, can I get a 310?

654
00:25:35,160 --> 00:25:36,321
- Can you bid 310?
-310.

655
00:25:36,480 --> 00:25:38,084
<i>-315.</i>
-320.

656
00:25:38,160 --> 00:25:39,161
<i>325.</i>

657
00:25:39,240 --> 00:25:40,810
Oh, man, this guy is good.

658
00:25:40,960 --> 00:25:42,610
He keeps coming up with
numbers like it's nothing.

659
00:25:42,760 --> 00:25:44,762
I have three-and-a-quarter.
Do I hear 350?

660
00:25:44,920 --> 00:25:46,251
-350? 350?
- Watch this.

661
00:25:46,440 --> 00:25:47,441
1,000!

662
00:25:47,600 --> 00:25:50,001
1,000!
We now have a bid of 1,000!

663
00:25:50,160 --> 00:25:52,242
Way to go, kid!
That is a huge number.

664
00:25:52,440 --> 00:25:53,805
- Thank you.
- Check this out.

665
00:25:53,960 --> 00:25:55,405
15,000!

666
00:25:55,560 --> 00:25:57,642
15,000! Do I hear 15-5?

667
00:25:57,720 --> 00:25:58,721
(STAMMERS)

668
00:25:58,800 --> 00:25:59,961
15-fiver!

669
00:26:00,160 --> 00:26:01,321
- 16!
- 17!

670
00:26:01,480 --> 00:26:02,561
- 18!
- 20!

671
00:26:02,800 --> 00:26:04,165
- 23!
- 25!

672
00:26:04,320 --> 00:26:06,049
-27!
-27 and one!

673
00:26:06,200 --> 00:26:08,646
And sold! For 27,001

674
00:26:08,800 --> 00:26:11,246
to the barefoot hobo
in the broken overalls.

675
00:26:11,400 --> 00:26:12,401
Hey, that's me!

676
00:26:12,560 --> 00:26:13,607
- We won!
- We won!

677
00:26:13,680 --> 00:26:15,011
Congratulations.
Here's your voucher

678
00:26:15,080 --> 00:26:17,321
for auction item 197324579.

679
00:26:17,480 --> 00:26:19,369
Please take it to checkout
for processing.

680
00:26:20,320 --> 00:26:21,924
EBAY ELAYNE:
So, we are set to ship

681
00:26:22,000 --> 00:26:23,411
one Sugar Rush
steering wheel...

682
00:26:23,600 --> 00:26:24,965
- RALPH: Mmm-hmm.
-...to a Litwak's Family

683
00:26:25,040 --> 00:26:26,485
FunLand in Los Aburridos,
California.

684
00:26:26,560 --> 00:26:27,561
Yep!

685
00:26:27,640 --> 00:26:28,721
With expedited shipping,

686
00:26:28,800 --> 00:26:30,723
that should arrive
Wednesday morning.

687
00:26:30,880 --> 00:26:33,406
That's two whole days before
Litwak scraps your game.

688
00:26:33,560 --> 00:26:35,289
We're way ahead of schedule.

689
00:26:35,440 --> 00:26:36,487
We rule!

690
00:26:36,640 --> 00:26:38,324
I'll just need
a credit card number.

691
00:26:38,680 --> 00:26:40,444
Sorry, what's a
credit card number?

692
00:26:40,600 --> 00:26:42,682
A credit card number.

693
00:26:42,840 --> 00:26:45,286
Number. Right.
Uh, seven.

694
00:26:45,680 --> 00:26:46,886
Excuse me?

695
00:26:47,080 --> 00:26:49,970
Sorry, no. You're right,
ridiculous. I meant 11.

696
00:26:50,120 --> 00:26:51,724
Those aren't
credit card numbers.

697
00:26:51,920 --> 00:26:53,251
I'm pretty sure they are.

698
00:26:53,400 --> 00:26:55,164
How exactly do you intend
to pay for this item, sir?

699
00:26:55,320 --> 00:26:57,561
You owe $27,001.

700
00:26:57,760 --> 00:26:58,761
What?

701
00:26:58,920 --> 00:27:01,161
Dollars? Dollars like money?

702
00:27:01,320 --> 00:27:04,210
Yes, and if you don't
have a credit card...

703
00:27:04,360 --> 00:27:06,203
we also accept PayPal,
Venmo,

704
00:27:06,280 --> 00:27:08,248
ProPay, SquareCash
and BuzzzyBucks.

705
00:27:08,320 --> 00:27:09,765
- Uh...
%CHUCKUNG)

706
00:27:09,840 --> 00:27:11,842
You're gonna laugh. Okay.

707
00:27:13,600 --> 00:27:17,286
So this big galoot,
he left his wallet at home.

708
00:27:17,440 --> 00:27:20,011
Yeah, yeah, I did leave
my wallet at home,

709
00:27:20,080 --> 00:27:22,162
in my wallet room.
And the door's locked.

710
00:27:22,560 --> 00:27:23,800
Uh-huh.

711
00:27:23,880 --> 00:27:26,008
Look. If you don't pay
within 24 hours...

712
00:27:26,200 --> 00:27:28,202
you will be in violation
of the unpaid item policy...

713
00:27:28,360 --> 00:27:30,840
you will forfeit the bid,
and you will lose this item.

714
00:27:31,040 --> 00:27:32,041
Next!

715
00:27:34,120 --> 00:27:35,360
Hey, buddy, you going to eboy?

716
00:27:35,520 --> 00:27:37,648
Well, I got some free advice
for you. Don't.

717
00:27:37,840 --> 00:27:39,251
What a scam!

718
00:27:39,400 --> 00:27:42,563
(GRUNTING) We were so close,
and we would have gotten...

719
00:27:43,480 --> 00:27:45,482
Look, their signs
aren't even real!

720
00:27:45,600 --> 00:27:47,045
(SHOUTS)

721
00:27:50,760 --> 00:27:53,240
What the heck? Dang Internet.

722
00:27:53,320 --> 00:27:54,321
(CHIMING)

723
00:27:54,800 --> 00:27:56,609
(SHOUTING)

724
00:27:56,680 --> 00:27:59,684
Oh, man, oh, man, oh, man.

725
00:27:59,840 --> 00:28:01,842
Hey, kid. What's going on?
What's wrong?

726
00:28:02,000 --> 00:28:03,331
If I don't have
a steering wheel,

727
00:28:03,400 --> 00:28:05,243
I don't have a game,
I'm gameless.

728
00:28:05,400 --> 00:28:08,210
There's only one steering
wheel in the whole Internet...

729
00:28:08,360 --> 00:28:11,204
and we blew our chance
to get it. We blew it!

730
00:28:11,360 --> 00:28:13,169
Hey, hey, hey, calm down.

731
00:28:13,320 --> 00:28:14,765
We came here
to save your game,

732
00:28:14,880 --> 00:28:16,086
and that's what
we're gonna do.

733
00:28:16,160 --> 00:28:17,161
Right.

734
00:28:17,240 --> 00:28:18,685
- Okay?
'OkaY, Yeah.

735
00:28:18,800 --> 00:28:20,006
(EXHALES)

736
00:28:20,080 --> 00:28:21,127
There you go.

737
00:28:21,840 --> 00:28:23,888
Now look, all we got to do...

738
00:28:24,040 --> 00:28:26,964
is figure out a way
to earn a little bit of moola.

739
00:28:27,120 --> 00:28:30,602
We're video game characters,
Ralph. We don't have moola.

740
00:28:30,760 --> 00:28:32,364
Unless you can think
of some magical way

741
00:28:32,480 --> 00:28:35,245
to get rich
playing video games.

742
00:28:36,840 --> 00:28:37,921
(BOTH GASP)

743
00:28:38,720 --> 00:28:40,370
Wanna get rich
playing video games?

744
00:28:40,520 --> 00:28:42,170
Click right here
to find out how.

745
00:28:42,360 --> 00:28:44,362
- Back off, pop-up!
-(G ROANING)

746
00:28:44,440 --> 00:28:45,521
POP-UP BLOCKER:
Right this way, miss.

747
00:28:45,680 --> 00:28:47,250
Dang pop-up blockers.

748
00:28:47,400 --> 00:28:49,368
Why does everybody
gotta be so mean?

749
00:28:49,520 --> 00:28:51,727
Ooh! There he is! Oh, thank
goodness you're still here!

750
00:28:51,880 --> 00:28:55,123
Me and my friend here, we got
24 hours to make $27,001

751
00:28:55,280 --> 00:28:56,441
or she loses her game.

752
00:28:56,600 --> 00:28:57,681
Yeah, can you please tell us

753
00:28:57,760 --> 00:28:59,808
how to get rich
playing video games?

754
00:28:59,880 --> 00:29:01,120
(STAMMERING)
You bet! (CHUCKLES)

755
00:29:01,800 --> 00:29:04,121
Come on, click here, and
I'll take you to my website.

756
00:29:04,200 --> 00:29:05,804
(RALPH EXCLAIMING)

757
00:29:06,400 --> 00:29:07,481
(RALPH GROANS)

758
00:29:07,560 --> 00:29:10,131
You got an ample carriage
there, buster. (CHUCKLES)

759
00:29:10,280 --> 00:29:11,361
Causing a little drag.

760
00:29:11,560 --> 00:29:12,891
Sorry. You're getting close
to the edge.

761
00:29:12,960 --> 00:29:13,961
Huh?

762
00:29:14,040 --> 00:29:16,611
RALPH: You see the...?
The edge. The edge! (SHOUTS)

763
00:29:16,880 --> 00:29:18,689
(ENGINE SPUTTERING)

764
00:29:18,760 --> 00:29:21,411
SPAMLEY: By the way,
my name is JP Spamley...

765
00:29:21,560 --> 00:29:23,005
and I'd like to welcome
the both of you

766
00:29:23,080 --> 00:29:24,570
to the Spamley family.

767
00:29:24,640 --> 00:29:25,687
(SPAMLEY CHUCKLES)

768
00:29:26,440 --> 00:29:29,284
All right,
step into my parlor.

769
00:29:29,440 --> 00:29:31,442
This is your website?

770
00:29:31,600 --> 00:29:32,886
I know what you're thinking,
not to worry.

771
00:29:33,080 --> 00:29:34,650
My anti-virus guy
was just here.

772
00:29:34,800 --> 00:29:36,131
- Clean as a...
-(RAT SQUEAKING)

773
00:29:36,200 --> 00:29:37,531
on! (GRUNTING)

774
00:29:37,600 --> 00:29:38,601
Dang it!

775
00:29:38,680 --> 00:29:39,920
Oh, my gosh.
That's embarrassing.

776
00:29:40,000 --> 00:29:41,809
(CHUCKLES) Anyway,
I know it's a bit of a mess...

777
00:29:41,880 --> 00:29:42,881
Hey, Gord!

778
00:29:43,040 --> 00:29:44,644
But I do have a system here,
I really do.

779
00:29:44,840 --> 00:29:46,763
If I can just find that...
Gord!

780
00:29:46,920 --> 00:29:49,207
- I just got to find this list.
-(BOTH SHRIEK)

781
00:29:49,280 --> 00:29:50,281
SPAMLEY: Oh, there you are.

782
00:29:50,440 --> 00:29:53,046
These guys are looking to get
rich playing video games.

783
00:29:53,560 --> 00:29:54,925
What do you got for them,
partner?

784
00:30:04,000 --> 00:30:05,126
Thank you.

785
00:30:05,680 --> 00:30:09,162
"Fishwife's amulet,
Wizard Quest, three dollars."

786
00:30:09,320 --> 00:30:13,041
"Foxhole hammer, <i>Zombie</i>
Crusades, five dollars"?

787
00:30:13,200 --> 00:30:14,440
Now, those there are

788
00:30:14,520 --> 00:30:16,807
some of your more commonplace,
low-dollar items.

789
00:30:17,000 --> 00:30:19,128
Can you back up a sec,
Mr. Spamley?

790
00:30:19,200 --> 00:30:21,362
Um, you're saying if we find

791
00:30:21,440 --> 00:30:24,444
the Golden Cleats
from Pro League Soccer...

792
00:30:24,600 --> 00:30:27,126
we find those and bring them
back here to you...

793
00:30:27,280 --> 00:30:30,648
then a human being in the
real world will pay us $15?

794
00:30:30,800 --> 00:30:31,847
Yes, ma'am.

795
00:30:31,920 --> 00:30:34,207
Welcome to the exciting world
of loot hunting.

796
00:30:34,360 --> 00:30:35,441
Folks go into games...

797
00:30:35,640 --> 00:30:37,483
they harvest
the most coveted items...

798
00:30:37,640 --> 00:30:39,210
and they sell them
on my website

799
00:30:39,280 --> 00:30:41,487
to the highest bidder. Ha-ha?

800
00:30:41,560 --> 00:30:42,891
Okay, but here's the thing...

801
00:30:43,040 --> 00:30:44,929
we need like
a buttload of money.

802
00:30:45,080 --> 00:30:47,924
So, do you have any more
lucrative items, maybe?

803
00:30:48,400 --> 00:30:49,401
Gord!

804
00:30:50,000 --> 00:30:51,331
- Gord!
-(BOTH SHRIEK)

805
00:30:51,400 --> 00:30:52,481
Oh, there you are.

806
00:30:54,720 --> 00:30:56,688
Thank you, buddy.
You're such a nice guy.

807
00:30:56,920 --> 00:30:59,491
Is $40,000 lucrative
enough for you?

808
00:30:59,560 --> 00:31:00,561
- Whoa!
- Whoa.

809
00:31:00,640 --> 00:31:01,971
It's more than enough.

810
00:31:02,120 --> 00:31:03,929
I got a guy
in Des Moines, Iowa...

811
00:31:04,080 --> 00:31:06,811
who will pay 40 grand
for Shank's car...

812
00:31:06,960 --> 00:31:08,928
<i>from</i> a <i>game
called Slaughter Race.</i>

813
00:31:09,080 --> 00:31:10,081
A racing game?

814
00:31:10,240 --> 00:31:12,322
That's right. Slaughter <i>Race</i>
is the most popular

815
00:31:12,400 --> 00:31:14,050
online racing game out there.

816
00:31:14,200 --> 00:31:16,168
However,
it is wicked dangerous.

817
00:31:16,320 --> 00:31:17,606
We ain't afraid of danger.

818
00:31:17,760 --> 00:31:19,603
This kid's the best racer
in the whole world.

819
00:31:19,760 --> 00:31:22,127
We'll get you that car,
no problemo.

820
00:31:22,600 --> 00:31:26,161
ANNOUNCER: Slaughter Race!
Enter <i>at</i> your own <i>risk.</i>

821
00:31:26,240 --> 00:31:27,526
(TIRES SCREECHING)

822
00:31:30,960 --> 00:31:32,405
(HORN BLARING)

823
00:31:32,480 --> 00:31:35,848
Okay, this game
is kind of amazing.

824
00:31:37,400 --> 00:31:40,404
Meh, the attention to detail
is pretty impressive.

825
00:31:40,480 --> 00:31:41,481
(COUGHING)

826
00:31:41,560 --> 00:31:43,289
I don't think
I've ever been in a game

827
00:31:43,360 --> 00:31:44,725
-with smog before.
-(BOTH GASP)

828
00:31:44,840 --> 00:31:46,001
-(DOG BARKING)
-(RALPH SHOUTING)

829
00:31:46,080 --> 00:31:48,526
- Nice kitty. Nice kitty.
- Easy, boy. Easy.

830
00:31:48,960 --> 00:31:50,121
(RALPH AND VANELLOPE SHRIEK)

831
00:31:51,120 --> 00:31:52,360
(WATER SPLASHES)

832
00:31:52,440 --> 00:31:54,761
Let's just find Shank's car
and get outta here.

833
00:31:54,920 --> 00:31:55,921
Agreed.

834
00:32:01,720 --> 00:32:02,960
- Look. Look.
- Whoa!

835
00:32:03,040 --> 00:32:04,041
RALPH: There it is.

836
00:32:04,200 --> 00:32:06,089
VANELLOPE:
That car is gorgeous.

837
00:32:06,240 --> 00:32:08,368
No wonder it's worth so much.

838
00:32:08,440 --> 00:32:09,521
4SHUSHES)
{FOOTSTEPS)

839
00:32:09,600 --> 00:32:11,602
RALPH: Aw, sugar.

840
00:32:11,760 --> 00:32:14,001
- Players. They beat us to it.
- Aw.

841
00:32:14,200 --> 00:32:16,407
JIMMY: <i>31 hours
of continuous gameplay...</i>

842
00:32:16,560 --> 00:32:19,166
<i>and we've finally
found Shank's car.</i>

843
00:32:19,320 --> 00:32:20,845
Let's jack this ride.

844
00:32:21,040 --> 00:32:23,247
Oh, yeah, DirtySocks,
it's on.

845
00:32:23,440 --> 00:32:25,090
JIMMY'S GRANDMAI Jim! Jimmy?

846
00:32:25,240 --> 00:32:28,084
You're not playing that
horrible game again, are you?

847
00:32:28,160 --> 00:32:29,491
-(LAUGHS)
- No, Grandma!

848
00:32:29,560 --> 00:32:30,766
I'm doing my homework.

849
00:32:30,920 --> 00:32:32,285
Okay, like I said...

850
00:32:32,440 --> 00:32:34,090
<i>Let's jack this ride.</i>

851
00:32:34,720 --> 00:32:36,006
(TIFFANY WHIMPERS)

852
00:32:40,120 --> 00:32:41,770
SHANKI Well, Well, Well.

853
00:32:42,960 --> 00:32:46,726
While the cat was away,
these mice tried to play.

854
00:32:50,120 --> 00:32:52,327
Hey, I think
that might be Shank.

855
00:32:52,480 --> 00:32:53,811
Listen up, mice...

856
00:32:53,960 --> 00:32:56,964
anyone who tries to play
with this cat's ride

857
00:32:57,040 --> 00:32:58,201
is gonna get got.

858
00:32:58,360 --> 00:33:00,886
JIMMY:
You're <i>going</i> down, Shank.

859
00:33:01,360 --> 00:33:03,761
Pyro.
Give those punks the works.

860
00:33:03,960 --> 00:33:05,450
With pleasure.

861
00:33:06,280 --> 00:33:07,930
(BOTH GASP)

862
00:33:08,480 --> 00:33:10,289
ANNOUNCER: End of the road!

863
00:33:11,640 --> 00:33:13,051
Gosh dang it!
Now we gotta start all over.

864
00:33:13,840 --> 00:33:15,126
Ralph, maybe...

865
00:33:15,200 --> 00:33:17,168
-(PANTING)
- Hey, where are you going?

866
00:33:17,320 --> 00:33:19,322
I am scared.

867
00:33:19,480 --> 00:33:20,606
If we get burned up in here,

868
00:33:20,680 --> 00:33:21,806
that's it, we're dead,
we're gone.

869
00:33:21,960 --> 00:33:23,530
So, I think we should
get outta here right now.

870
00:33:23,680 --> 00:33:26,081
No, wait, wait.
I have an idea.

871
00:33:26,280 --> 00:33:27,770
-(BELL RINGS)
-(POWER SWITCH CLANGS)

872
00:33:28,680 --> 00:33:29,841
Hey, Shank?

873
00:33:30,000 --> 00:33:31,206
What's up, Pyro?

874
00:33:31,400 --> 00:33:33,801
Um, do you ever reckon
we're going a bit too hard

875
00:33:33,880 --> 00:33:35,041
on the players?

876
00:33:35,240 --> 00:33:38,084
Honestly, no, I don't.

877
00:33:38,280 --> 00:33:42,365
Of course, I have empathy for
players like DirtySocks537

878
00:33:42,440 --> 00:33:44,442
and BabeRaham_Linkin...

879
00:33:45,120 --> 00:33:46,485
but if we just let them win,

880
00:33:46,560 --> 00:33:48,562
where's the life lesson?
You know?

881
00:33:48,640 --> 00:33:52,008
- PYRO: Mmm.
- Yeah, but to Pyro's point...

882
00:33:52,160 --> 00:33:54,606
I mean, those players
work so hard to get here.

883
00:33:54,800 --> 00:33:56,290
I hear you, Felony...

884
00:33:56,360 --> 00:33:58,362
but imagine a game
without challenges.

885
00:33:58,520 --> 00:34:01,524
The same predictable thing
every single time...

886
00:34:01,720 --> 00:34:02,767
who wants that?

887
00:34:02,920 --> 00:34:03,967
Shank's right.

888
00:34:04,120 --> 00:34:06,646
I just saw a really insightful
TED talk...

889
00:34:06,800 --> 00:34:08,882
and I can't really remember
what the guy said.

890
00:34:09,040 --> 00:34:10,929
It was more about
how he made me feel.

891
00:34:11,080 --> 00:34:13,208
But I think, ultimately,
the point was...

892
00:34:13,400 --> 00:34:16,404
I honor yourjourneys, guys.

893
00:34:16,560 --> 00:34:18,562
And we honor yours,
Butcher Boy.

894
00:34:19,000 --> 00:34:20,001
Thank you.

895
00:34:20,120 --> 00:34:21,121
Hey, Shank,

896
00:34:21,200 --> 00:34:22,486
did you ever wonder
what it would be like...

897
00:34:22,560 --> 00:34:24,289
if someone actually
did get your car?

898
00:34:24,440 --> 00:34:25,726
Well, I know one thing...

899
00:34:25,880 --> 00:34:28,611
whoever does will have to be
the best of the best.

900
00:34:28,680 --> 00:34:30,170
-(KNOCKS ON DOOR)
-(ALL EXCLAIM)

901
00:34:32,440 --> 00:34:34,010
Good day to you, madam.

902
00:34:34,160 --> 00:34:35,207
Who are you?

903
00:34:35,360 --> 00:34:38,409
I'm here from the,
uh, Department of Noise.

904
00:34:39,000 --> 00:34:41,207
And the thing is, we've been
getting some complaints

905
00:34:41,280 --> 00:34:42,691
down at HQ.

906
00:34:42,760 --> 00:34:44,489
Uh, Larry's the one
who takes the calls.

907
00:34:44,680 --> 00:34:45,886
Anyways, someone told Larry...

908
00:34:46,040 --> 00:34:47,087
that we've been
hearing a lot of

909
00:34:47,160 --> 00:34:48,650
gun sounds
and screaming sounds...

910
00:34:48,800 --> 00:34:50,609
and what-have-you.
That sort of thing.

911
00:34:50,760 --> 00:34:54,242
Whoa! This is nice.

912
00:34:55,400 --> 00:34:57,687
Where have you
been all my life?

913
00:34:58,320 --> 00:35:00,243
Uh, so I came to
check on things.

914
00:35:00,400 --> 00:35:02,289
Oh, I'm sorry, who did you
say you were again?

915
00:35:02,360 --> 00:35:04,010
Oh, I'm Larry?

916
00:35:04,440 --> 00:35:06,283
Uh, you said
Larry took the call.

917
00:35:06,360 --> 00:35:09,284
-(ENGINE REVVING)
-(TIRES SCREECHING)

918
00:35:10,320 --> 00:35:12,004
-(G ROANS)
-(GAsPs)

919
00:35:13,960 --> 00:35:15,724
Good job, Larry!

920
00:35:15,920 --> 00:35:18,400
Yeah, worked like a charm!

921
00:35:21,720 --> 00:35:23,961
(TIRES SCREECHING)

922
00:35:24,320 --> 00:35:26,243
<i>Are you kidding me?
Someone got Shank's car?</i>

923
00:35:26,400 --> 00:35:28,528
And I need yours. Sorry.

924
00:35:30,720 --> 00:35:32,802
<i>I'm just... I'm just gonna go.</i>

925
00:35:34,240 --> 00:35:35,401
(JIMMY CRIES)

926
00:35:35,480 --> 00:35:37,687
This is the worst day
of my life!

927
00:35:38,680 --> 00:35:40,569
(SIGHS) It's a shame
we have to leave so soon.

928
00:35:40,640 --> 00:35:42,005
This game is cool.

929
00:35:42,200 --> 00:35:43,201
Just get us out of here

930
00:35:43,280 --> 00:35:45,328
so we can get this car
to Spamley and get paid.

931
00:35:45,480 --> 00:35:46,641
No problem.

932
00:35:46,720 --> 00:35:48,643
(CARS CRASHING)

933
00:35:48,880 --> 00:35:50,006
RALPH: Uh-Oh.

934
00:35:50,080 --> 00:35:52,162
VANELLOPE: Look at this guy
coming in hot.

935
00:36:02,960 --> 00:36:06,328
-(VANELLOPE SHRIEKS)
-(RALPH SHOUTING)

936
00:36:08,360 --> 00:36:11,170
You mess with the bull, you
get the horns, little girl!

937
00:36:11,880 --> 00:36:13,245
(RALPH SCREAMS)

938
00:36:15,440 --> 00:36:17,363
You still have value,
Butcher Boy.

939
00:36:20,560 --> 00:36:22,722
RALPH: Oh, no!
It's that Shank lady.

940
00:36:22,880 --> 00:36:24,006
She looks upset.

941
00:36:24,200 --> 00:36:26,248
Ah, don't worry,
I'll lose her.

942
00:36:26,480 --> 00:36:27,811
(RALPH YELLING)

943
00:36:28,160 --> 00:36:29,491
(TIRES SCREECHING)

944
00:36:32,840 --> 00:36:34,285
(RALPH SHOUTING)

945
00:36:35,040 --> 00:36:36,280
Where are you going?

946
00:36:36,440 --> 00:36:39,011
Kid, get back on the track.
I'm gonna lose my cookies.

947
00:36:39,160 --> 00:36:41,481
There is no track.
I can drive anywhere.

948
00:36:42,120 --> 00:36:43,360
Whoo!

949
00:36:49,120 --> 00:36:52,010
(RALPH SHOUTING)

950
00:36:56,280 --> 00:36:59,011
Oh, kid, she's coming up
right behind us.

951
00:36:59,160 --> 00:37:00,161
Oh, hello!

952
00:37:00,360 --> 00:37:02,169
I believe you have
something of mine.

953
00:37:02,360 --> 00:37:03,964
Yeah, come and get it.

954
00:37:04,520 --> 00:37:06,045
(ENGINE REVVING)

955
00:37:07,760 --> 00:37:09,285
(TIRES SCREECHING)

956
00:37:15,000 --> 00:37:17,321
- Ooh!
-(RALPH SHOUTING)

957
00:37:18,960 --> 00:37:21,008
(EXCLAIMS)
This girl can drive.

958
00:37:31,720 --> 00:37:33,165
Would you hurry up
and lose her?

959
00:37:33,320 --> 00:37:34,401
I'm trying!

960
00:37:36,000 --> 00:37:38,048
- Hang on, chumbo!
-(TIRES SCREECHING)

961
00:37:38,120 --> 00:37:39,485
(RALPH SHRIEKS)

962
00:37:41,560 --> 00:37:44,245
(RALPH SHOUTS, WHIMPERS)

963
00:37:44,320 --> 00:37:46,243
I don't like this!

964
00:37:47,840 --> 00:37:49,251
(RALPH GASPING)

965
00:37:49,320 --> 00:37:52,324
(RALPH EXCLAIMING)

966
00:37:55,560 --> 00:37:57,005
(TIRES SCREECHING)

967
00:37:57,680 --> 00:38:00,524
Whoa! Mother Hubbard,
this lady can really drive.

968
00:38:00,680 --> 00:38:02,603
Kid, fire!
Do you see the fire?

969
00:38:02,800 --> 00:38:03,801
Dead end! Dead end!

970
00:38:03,960 --> 00:38:06,531
Not for me. Bye-bye, Shanky.

971
00:38:06,600 --> 00:38:07,726
(DISTORTED SHOUTING)

972
00:38:08,000 --> 00:38:09,161
VANELLOPEI Wh00-h00!

973
00:38:09,240 --> 00:38:10,969
RALPH: Oh, yeah!
VANELLOPEI That's the stuff.

974
00:38:11,040 --> 00:38:12,041
Good job, kid.

975
00:38:12,120 --> 00:38:14,805
Oh, yeah,
I feel like me again.

976
00:38:14,960 --> 00:38:16,121
One exit straight ahead.

977
00:38:23,560 --> 00:38:24,607
(TIRES SCREECHING)

978
00:38:35,520 --> 00:38:36,726
You're not gonna lose me
that easy.

979
00:38:36,800 --> 00:38:37,801
How did you...?

980
00:38:37,880 --> 00:38:39,564
Uh, you might wanna keep
your eyes on the road.

981
00:38:39,640 --> 00:38:40,801
(GAS PS) Kid!

982
00:38:40,920 --> 00:38:42,081
-(TIRES SCREECHING)
-(SHRIEKS)

983
00:38:42,160 --> 00:38:43,685
(BRAKES SCREECHING)

984
00:38:43,800 --> 00:38:44,881
(VANELLOPE GASPS)

985
00:38:48,200 --> 00:38:51,488
Yo, Department of Noise,
get out of my car!

986
00:38:51,840 --> 00:38:53,126
Oh, man, what are we gonna do?

987
00:38:53,280 --> 00:38:55,123
You just stay put,
don't panic.

988
00:38:55,200 --> 00:38:56,201
I'm gonna talk to her.

989
00:38:56,360 --> 00:38:57,566
Ralph, be careful.

990
00:38:57,720 --> 00:39:00,530
It's fine.
This is what heroes do.

991
00:39:00,960 --> 00:39:03,201
(GRUNTING, NERVOUS CHUCKLE)

992
00:39:03,680 --> 00:39:05,364
My bottom is stuck.

993
00:39:06,360 --> 00:39:07,600
(YELPS, GRUNTS)

994
00:39:08,080 --> 00:39:10,526
This car is not designed
for a big boy.

995
00:39:10,600 --> 00:39:12,204
I'll tell you that. Hi.

996
00:39:12,520 --> 00:39:15,000
You guys really thought
you could just steal my car?

997
00:39:15,200 --> 00:39:17,362
Well, let me tell you
what's gonna happen now.

998
00:39:17,520 --> 00:39:20,171
No, wait, listen. We aren't
normally car thieves.

999
00:39:20,320 --> 00:39:23,449
My friend here,
she's a candy kart racer.

1000
00:39:23,600 --> 00:39:24,726
You should see her
racing around

1001
00:39:24,840 --> 00:39:26,285
her sweet little track...

1002
00:39:26,440 --> 00:39:27,805
in her cookie wafer car
we built together.

1003
00:39:28,120 --> 00:39:29,281
(GROANS IN EMBARRASSMENT)

1004
00:39:29,360 --> 00:39:33,809
And, well, the thing is, her
perfect little game broke...

1005
00:39:33,960 --> 00:39:35,644
and it was my fault...

1006
00:39:35,800 --> 00:39:37,962
so we're here
to try to fix it...

1007
00:39:38,120 --> 00:39:39,201
and we need money to do that,

1008
00:39:39,280 --> 00:39:40,964
and someone was
gonna pay us money...

1009
00:39:41,040 --> 00:39:42,485
-to steal your car...
- Okay, okay.

1010
00:39:42,560 --> 00:39:44,528
-...and so we took it.
- You can stop crying.

1011
00:39:44,600 --> 00:39:45,761
-(SNIFFLING)
- Though I do respect

1012
00:39:45,840 --> 00:39:47,683
your wonderful display
of vulnerability.

1013
00:39:47,760 --> 00:39:49,489
(SNIFFLES) Thank you.

1014
00:39:49,640 --> 00:39:51,210
I get it, I do.

1015
00:39:51,360 --> 00:39:53,522
Friendship is
everything to us, too.

1016
00:39:53,680 --> 00:39:56,081
- Right, guys?
- Word. We're like family.

1017
00:39:56,240 --> 00:39:57,765
That's really great.

1018
00:39:57,840 --> 00:39:59,683
So, does this mean
we can keep your car?

1019
00:39:59,840 --> 00:40:02,923
Absolutely not.
But I do want to help.

1020
00:40:03,080 --> 00:40:04,161
He)', You got
Y°ur PhOHe on you?

1021
00:40:04,240 --> 00:40:06,288
- You know it.
- Let's make a video.

1022
00:40:06,360 --> 00:40:08,567
Pyro, hit big boy
with the blow and go.

1023
00:40:08,640 --> 00:40:09,641
I'd love to.

1024
00:40:09,760 --> 00:40:10,966
Wait. What's the...?

1025
00:40:11,040 --> 00:40:12,041
(AIR WHOOSHING)

1026
00:40:12,120 --> 00:40:13,485
(SHOUTING) What are you doing?

1027
00:40:13,680 --> 00:40:16,047
Say something, first thing
that comes to your mind.

1028
00:40:16,600 --> 00:40:18,762
I'm gonna wreck it!

1029
00:40:19,360 --> 00:40:21,601
Good. All right.
Turn it off.

1030
00:40:21,680 --> 00:40:23,887
(SHOUTS) Ow.

1031
00:40:23,960 --> 00:40:25,291
VANELLOPE: What the heck
did you do that for?

1032
00:40:25,400 --> 00:40:26,401
Yeah.

1033
00:40:26,480 --> 00:40:29,370
There are much better ways
to make money on the Internet

1034
00:40:29,440 --> 00:40:30,965
than stealing cars...

1035
00:40:31,120 --> 00:40:34,169
such as becoming
a BuzzzTube star.

1036
00:40:34,320 --> 00:40:35,970
Am I supposed to know
what that is?

1037
00:40:36,160 --> 00:40:38,208
Oh, come on.
Everybody knows BuzzzTube.

1038
00:40:38,360 --> 00:40:40,169
It's the video-sharing site.

1039
00:40:40,320 --> 00:40:41,731
I'm just starting
your account...

1040
00:40:41,800 --> 00:40:44,201
-(CELL PHONE CHIMES)
- All right, there you go.

1041
00:40:44,360 --> 00:40:47,967
If this thing goes viral,
you can make a lot of money.

1042
00:40:48,120 --> 00:40:50,043
A friend of mine,
chick named Yesss...

1043
00:40:50,200 --> 00:40:51,964
she's the head algorithm
over there.

1044
00:40:52,120 --> 00:40:53,326
Tell her I sent you.

1045
00:40:53,480 --> 00:40:54,561
Yesss will hook you up.

1046
00:40:54,760 --> 00:40:57,001
Wow,
that's really nice of you.

1047
00:40:57,160 --> 00:40:58,969
I'm not sure
if "nice" is the right word.

1048
00:40:59,120 --> 00:41:00,360
Well, thank you.

1049
00:41:00,840 --> 00:41:02,285
I should be thanking you,
little sister.

1050
00:41:02,360 --> 00:41:03,885
That race was fun.

1051
00:41:03,960 --> 00:41:05,530
Oh. (CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)

1052
00:41:05,600 --> 00:41:06,601
Well, thank you again.

1053
00:41:07,200 --> 00:41:08,406
Uh... You know...

1054
00:41:08,480 --> 00:41:11,086
While we're talking shop,
what move did you do

1055
00:41:11,160 --> 00:41:12,730
to get through
that tunnel of fire?

1056
00:41:12,880 --> 00:41:15,645
Was it a power drift into
a driftjump, maybe, or...?

1057
00:41:15,800 --> 00:41:16,961
Maybe.

1058
00:41:17,160 --> 00:41:19,288
If you ever wanna come back
for a rematch...

1059
00:41:19,440 --> 00:41:21,283
I'd be happy
to kick your butt again.

1060
00:41:21,360 --> 00:41:22,646
-(CHUCKLES)
- See you.

1061
00:41:22,720 --> 00:41:23,881
(TIRES SCREECHING)

1062
00:41:25,360 --> 00:41:27,681
-(TRAIN HORN BLARES)
-(CROSSING SIGNAL DINGING)

1063
00:41:37,000 --> 00:41:38,001
Whoa.

1064
00:41:38,080 --> 00:41:39,286
Show-off.

1065
00:41:40,440 --> 00:41:42,886
Man, oh, man,
that place was scary.

1066
00:41:43,040 --> 00:41:44,849
I know. It was so exciting!

1067
00:41:45,000 --> 00:41:46,923
No, exciting is
when you smile.

1068
00:41:47,080 --> 00:41:48,570
Scary is when
you clench your butt,

1069
00:41:48,640 --> 00:41:50,290
and my butt is still clenched.

1070
00:41:50,480 --> 00:41:52,369
Oh, come on,
are you honestly telling me...

1071
00:41:52,520 --> 00:41:55,490
that Shank lady wasn't the
coolest person you ever met?

1072
00:41:55,640 --> 00:41:57,961
Cool?
Name one cool thing about her.

1073
00:41:58,160 --> 00:42:00,288
Um, let's see, she looks cool,
she talks cool...

1074
00:42:00,440 --> 00:42:02,647
she drives cool, her hair
is cool, her car is cool...

1075
00:42:02,800 --> 00:42:04,802
Wait a minute, are you saying
my hair isn't cool?

1076
00:42:05,000 --> 00:42:09,085
What? No! I'm just saying
the game was next-level.

1077
00:42:09,240 --> 00:42:11,641
There was no one telling you
what to do or where to go.

1078
00:42:11,840 --> 00:42:13,968
Hey, just where do you think
you're going?

1079
00:42:14,360 --> 00:42:15,930
To BuzzzTube. It's this way.

1080
00:42:16,080 --> 00:42:18,367
No,no,no.
We're going back to Spamley's.

1081
00:42:18,520 --> 00:42:20,363
He can give us
some easier loot to find.

1082
00:42:20,520 --> 00:42:23,205
No, we're supposed to
see Shank's friend.

1083
00:42:23,360 --> 00:42:25,601
Oh, come on. I don't trust
that Shank one bit.

1084
00:42:25,760 --> 00:42:27,967
- Well, I do.
- Well, I... (GASPS)

1085
00:42:28,120 --> 00:42:29,724
- Hello, mister.
- Who are you?

1086
00:42:29,880 --> 00:42:31,882
I'm your friendly
ebay alert messenger.

1087
00:42:31,960 --> 00:42:33,849
Huh. An actual eboy.

1088
00:42:34,000 --> 00:42:37,447
Just here to let you know your
bid expires in eight hours.

1089
00:42:37,600 --> 00:42:40,524
Eight hours.
Okay, thanks, eboy.

1090
00:42:40,680 --> 00:42:42,364
You got it, Jackson!

1091
00:42:42,520 --> 00:42:46,286
Chumbo, if we nickel-and-dime
it with Spamley...

1092
00:42:46,440 --> 00:42:49,523
it will take 20 years to make
enough money to buy the wheel.

1093
00:42:49,800 --> 00:42:52,724
(SIGHS) All right, fine.
We'll do it your way.

1094
00:42:52,920 --> 00:42:54,888
But I'm telling you right now,
that BuzzzTube place

1095
00:42:54,960 --> 00:42:56,450
is a terrible idea.

1096
00:43:00,200 --> 00:43:01,929
(OVERLAPPING NOISES ON VIDEOS)

1097
00:43:03,640 --> 00:43:06,723
Man, there are all kinds of
videos in here.

1098
00:43:06,880 --> 00:43:09,360
Yeah, if you like babies
and cats.

1099
00:43:09,560 --> 00:43:11,244
- Look, there's you!
- Oh, yeah.

1100
00:43:11,440 --> 00:43:12,851
<i>RALPH: (ON VIDEO)
I'm gonna wreck it!</i>

1101
00:43:12,920 --> 00:43:14,331
(ALL LAUGHING)

1102
00:43:15,680 --> 00:43:17,011
VANELLOPE: I wonder
why those little guys

1103
00:43:17,080 --> 00:43:18,684
are giving your video
all those hearts?

1104
00:43:18,840 --> 00:43:20,251
Because obviously
they love me.

1105
00:43:20,320 --> 00:43:22,368
I told you this place
was a good idea.

1106
00:43:22,520 --> 00:43:24,010
<i>(SCOFFS)
Yeah, sure you (m, Goof.</i>

1107
00:43:24,200 --> 00:43:26,601
Now, who we supposed to see
about getting paid again?

1108
00:43:26,760 --> 00:43:30,128
The head algorithm.
Her name is Yesss.

1109
00:43:30,280 --> 00:43:32,328
No. No. No.

1110
00:43:32,960 --> 00:43:35,327
Uninspired, clichéd...

1111
00:43:35,560 --> 00:43:37,324
Ugh! YouTube's got this one.

1112
00:43:37,480 --> 00:43:39,847
Chewbacca Dad? Really?

1113
00:43:40,000 --> 00:43:43,209
Yeah, it's like Chewbacca Mom,
but it's a daddy.

1114
00:43:43,400 --> 00:43:44,606
- No!
-(DOOR OPENS)

1115
00:43:44,760 --> 00:43:47,730
Heyo!
Are you the head of Al Gore?

1116
00:43:47,880 --> 00:43:51,601
I am the head algorithm
of BuzzzTube...

1117
00:43:51,760 --> 00:43:53,524
which means
I curate the content...

1118
00:43:53,680 --> 00:43:56,160
at the lnternet's most popular
video-sharing site.

1119
00:43:56,360 --> 00:43:58,124
Which means,
I don't have time to trifle...

1120
00:43:58,320 --> 00:44:00,641
with every shoeless,
mouth-breathing hobo

1121
00:44:00,720 --> 00:44:02,051
that trundles into my office.

1122
00:44:02,240 --> 00:44:03,446
Call security, Maybe.

1123
00:44:03,600 --> 00:44:07,161
Yes. (STAMMERS) But, Yesss,
this is the leaf blower guy.

1124
00:44:07,320 --> 00:44:08,321
Who?

1125
00:44:08,480 --> 00:44:09,925
The man
with the undulating jowls.

1126
00:44:10,120 --> 00:44:11,167
So?

1127
00:44:11,320 --> 00:44:13,607
(WHISPERS) His video has
1.3 million hearts.

1128
00:44:13,760 --> 00:44:15,330
(EXCLAIMS) Well!

1129
00:44:15,640 --> 00:44:17,927
(LAUGHS)
Why didn't you tell me

1130
00:44:18,000 --> 00:44:19,809
I was in the presence
of a genius?

1131
00:44:19,960 --> 00:44:21,405
(SNAPS FINGERS)
Grab him a drink. (CHUCKLES)

1132
00:44:21,560 --> 00:44:22,846
Yeah, this lady named Shank...

1133
00:44:23,000 --> 00:44:24,331
she actually made the video.

1134
00:44:24,480 --> 00:44:26,482
She's the one who told us
to come see you.

1135
00:44:26,680 --> 00:44:28,728
No wonder
your video's so dope.

1136
00:44:28,800 --> 00:44:30,689
Shank is for real cool.

1137
00:44:30,840 --> 00:44:31,841
Right?

1138
00:44:32,000 --> 00:44:33,286
(SCOFFS) She is not.

1139
00:44:33,360 --> 00:44:35,169
I'm the cool one
getting all the hearts.

1140
00:44:35,320 --> 00:44:38,051
Well, that's right,
you big baby.

1141
00:44:38,120 --> 00:44:39,121
-(YESSS coonue)
-(GIGGLES)

1142
00:44:39,200 --> 00:44:40,201
Yeah.

1143
00:44:40,400 --> 00:44:41,401
Um, what'd you say
your name was?

1144
00:44:41,560 --> 00:44:42,846
Ralph, Wreck-It Ralph.

1145
00:44:43,000 --> 00:44:46,129
Well, Wreck-It Ralph,
you are trending!

1146
00:44:46,280 --> 00:44:50,126
And these are for you. Hearts,
hearts, hearts, hearts.

1147
00:44:50,280 --> 00:44:52,044
- Hearts, hearts, hearts!
- Hearts, hearts, hearts!

1148
00:44:52,120 --> 00:44:53,167
Yes! Hearts!

1149
00:44:53,240 --> 00:44:55,004
(BOTH REPEATING)

1150
00:44:55,080 --> 00:44:56,127
(BOTH LAUGHING)

1151
00:44:56,200 --> 00:44:58,168
Uh, not to buzzkill
the lovefest

1152
00:44:58,240 --> 00:44:59,605
YOU guys got going on here...

1153
00:44:59,800 --> 00:45:01,484
but Shank kinda told us that

1154
00:45:01,560 --> 00:45:04,689
viral videos can make,
like, actual money?

1155
00:45:04,840 --> 00:45:06,763
Oh, hearts are money, honey.

1156
00:45:06,920 --> 00:45:09,127
Your Buzzzy account
converts hearts into dollars.

1157
00:45:09,280 --> 00:45:10,281
Ka-ch I ng!

1158
00:45:10,680 --> 00:45:12,125
RALPH: $43,000!

1159
00:45:12,280 --> 00:45:15,284
Kid, we only needed $27,001.
We're done.

1160
00:45:15,480 --> 00:45:18,370
Oh, no, no, no. (LAUGHING)

1161
00:45:18,440 --> 00:45:20,204
That's $43.

1162
00:45:20,400 --> 00:45:23,961
43? That's not even
half of 27,001.

1163
00:45:24,240 --> 00:45:27,449
And we only have eight hours
left to save my game.

1164
00:45:27,520 --> 00:45:30,490
Ugh. Well, I hate to say it,
but that ain't happening.

1165
00:45:30,640 --> 00:45:32,210
Your video is tapped out.

1166
00:45:32,360 --> 00:45:33,885
But I thought I was trenching?

1167
00:45:34,000 --> 00:45:35,001
Trending.

1168
00:45:35,160 --> 00:45:37,322
You were.
But that was 15 seconds ago.

1169
00:45:37,480 --> 00:45:39,209
Now, you're not. (CHUCKLES)

1170
00:45:39,280 --> 00:45:40,281
Thanks for stopping by,
though.

1171
00:45:41,720 --> 00:45:42,926
Aw!

1172
00:45:43,320 --> 00:45:44,401
What are we gonna do, kid?

1173
00:45:44,560 --> 00:45:47,325
All right, pal, I have
an idea. And hear me out.

1174
00:45:47,480 --> 00:45:50,689
<i>What if we go</i> back
to <i>Slaughter Race</i>

1175
00:45:50,760 --> 00:45:51,966
and I ask Shank really...

1176
00:45:52,120 --> 00:45:55,920
No, no, no. We're not going
back to that death trap.

1177
00:45:56,080 --> 00:45:58,321
Yesss, what if I made you
a whole bunch of videos...

1178
00:45:58,520 --> 00:46:00,807
of me doing all kinds of them
crazy things?

1179
00:46:00,960 --> 00:46:02,644
You mean saturate the market?

1180
00:46:02,800 --> 00:46:04,928
That could get you
a lot of hearts fast.

1181
00:46:05,080 --> 00:46:06,366
Have you thought
this through at all?

1182
00:46:06,520 --> 00:46:08,966
What do you plan on even doing
in these videos?

1183
00:46:09,160 --> 00:46:11,288
I'll just copy
whatever's popular.

1184
00:46:11,440 --> 00:46:13,920
Genius. Yo, Maybe,
what's trending right now?

1185
00:46:14,040 --> 00:46:16,088
Mmm-hmm.
Let's have a lookie-lookie.

1186
00:46:16,240 --> 00:46:18,368
As usual, human suffering
is number one...

1187
00:46:18,520 --> 00:46:19,965
followed by hot pepper

1188
00:46:20,040 --> 00:46:21,201
-eating challenges...
-(SCREAMING)

1189
00:46:21,280 --> 00:46:22,930
-video game walkthroughs...
-(GOAT SCREAMING)

1190
00:46:23,000 --> 00:46:24,240
oh, screaming goats
are back...

1191
00:46:24,400 --> 00:46:27,529
unboxings, cooking demos,
makeup tutorials...

1192
00:46:27,720 --> 00:46:30,405
and lastly, ugh, bee puns.

1193
00:46:30,720 --> 00:46:33,246
<i>(BUZZING) Let's "bee" friends.</i>

1194
00:46:33,960 --> 00:46:35,121
(BOTH GROAN)

1195
00:46:35,200 --> 00:46:36,531
Two weeks in a row, guys.

1196
00:46:36,600 --> 00:46:38,204
That's a fortnight
of bee puns.

1197
00:46:38,360 --> 00:46:41,045
He won't be doing any bee
puns. They're beneath you.

1198
00:46:41,200 --> 00:46:43,851
Oh, I'm doing a bee pun.
Oh, yes, lam.

1199
00:46:44,000 --> 00:46:46,810
And I'm eating a hot pepper,
and I'm putting on makeup...

1200
00:46:46,960 --> 00:46:48,246
and whatever else it takes!

1201
00:46:48,400 --> 00:46:51,006
Because, kid, we came here
to save your game

1202
00:46:51,120 --> 00:46:52,406
and we're gonna do it.

1203
00:46:52,600 --> 00:46:54,125
I love it! Ha!

1204
00:46:54,280 --> 00:46:55,884
That is what the Internet
was made for!

1205
00:46:56,080 --> 00:46:57,889
Now, let's get to work.

1206
00:46:58,680 --> 00:47:00,205
(LEE YAWNING)

1207
00:47:00,280 --> 00:47:01,566
Seen it.

1208
00:47:01,720 --> 00:47:03,404
Saw that one.

1209
00:47:03,560 --> 00:47:05,847
Seen it. Seen it.

1210
00:47:06,640 --> 00:47:08,005
- Huh?
-(MOUSE CLICKS)

1211
00:47:08,080 --> 00:47:10,162
(RALPH SHOUTING)

1212
00:47:14,400 --> 00:47:15,811
(CHUCKLES)

1213
00:47:15,880 --> 00:47:18,008
Yo, McNeely,
you remember Wreck-It Ralph?

1214
00:47:18,160 --> 00:47:19,889
That bad guy
from the old video game?

1215
00:47:20,040 --> 00:47:21,724
Yeah, exactly.

1216
00:47:21,880 --> 00:47:23,086
I'm gonna send you
a super random video.

1217
00:47:23,160 --> 00:47:24,161
Check it out, dude.

1218
00:47:24,240 --> 00:47:25,969
Yeah, I'll give it a heart.
Whatever.

1219
00:47:26,680 --> 00:47:29,889
(RALPH SHOUTING ON VIDEO)

1220
00:47:36,800 --> 00:47:38,723
<i>Hey, everybody, welcome to
Up To the Meme-ent!</i>

1221
00:47:38,800 --> 00:47:40,006
I'm your host, Dani Fernandez.

1222
00:47:40,160 --> 00:47:41,764
Nobody knows
who's making them,

1223
00:47:41,840 --> 00:47:43,285
but the whole world
is going bonkers...

1224
00:47:43,440 --> 00:47:45,966
over a series
of truly bizarre videos...

1225
00:47:46,120 --> 00:47:48,487
starring '80s-era bad guy
Wreck-It Ralph.

1226
00:47:48,760 --> 00:47:50,569
Check out what
everyone is buzzing about...

1227
00:47:50,640 --> 00:47:51,846
<i>over at BuzzzTube. com.</i>

1228
00:47:52,000 --> 00:47:53,684
<i>Hey!
Wreck-It Ralph here...</i>

1229
00:47:53,840 --> 00:47:56,081
<i>with the ghost pepper
challenge.</i>

1230
00:47:56,240 --> 00:47:58,129
<i>Supposed to be spicy.
We'll see about that.</i>

1231
00:47:58,840 --> 00:48:00,126
<i>Mmm. That's not so...</i>

1232
00:48:00,200 --> 00:48:02,521
<i>Oh, it's very hot!
Oh, make it stop!</i>

1233
00:48:02,680 --> 00:48:04,409
(CHUCKLES) Yo, McNeely,
another one just dropped.

1234
00:48:04,480 --> 00:48:05,481
Check it out, dude.

1235
00:48:05,640 --> 00:48:07,449
Where are these things
coming from?

1236
00:48:07,600 --> 00:48:09,728
Hey, Josey, did you see
the pepper challenge?

1237
00:48:09,800 --> 00:48:10,801
JOSEY: Oh, not yet.

1238
00:48:10,880 --> 00:48:13,247
I'm watching the one
where he just smacks his lips.

1239
00:48:13,400 --> 00:48:14,401
It's disgusting.

1240
00:48:14,560 --> 00:48:15,846
<i>RALPH: You don't want
any real hard lines.</i>

1241
00:48:16,000 --> 00:48:18,480
<i>You just want to blend that
out there, like this...</i>

1242
00:48:18,640 --> 00:48:20,290
<i>And that, my friends,</i>

1243
00:48:20,360 --> 00:48:23,125
<i>is how you achieve
the perfect cat eye.</i>

1244
00:48:23,200 --> 00:48:24,247
<i>-(LAUGHTER)
- I always start</i>

1245
00:48:24,320 --> 00:48:26,721
<i>with the hootnanny.
Shift it into a floss.</i>

1246
00:48:27,680 --> 00:48:31,002
<i>And now I finish with
a hot Marat. Huh? Huh?</i>

1247
00:48:31,080 --> 00:48:32,411
<i>Follow along with me,</i>

1248
00:48:32,480 --> 00:48:36,201
<i>and I'm gonna give this little
cloud a little friend...</i>

1249
00:48:36,360 --> 00:48:38,169
<i>-in the form of</i> a <i>tree.
-(LAUGHTER)</i>

1250
00:48:38,320 --> 00:48:39,845
<i>Everybody needs a friend.</i>

1251
00:48:41,360 --> 00:48:42,521
<i>Look at these guys.</i>

1252
00:48:42,600 --> 00:48:44,602
<i>Look at this one,
sleeping under his ear.</i>

1253
00:48:44,760 --> 00:48:46,808
<i>You couch potatoes.
Wake up.</i>

1254
00:48:46,960 --> 00:48:49,850
<i>We've been baking
at about 950 degrees</i>

1255
00:48:49,920 --> 00:48:51,046
<i>now for six hours...</i>

1256
00:48:51,240 --> 00:48:52,844
<i>so she should be ready.</i>

1257
00:48:52,920 --> 00:48:54,251
(COUGHING)

1258
00:48:54,320 --> 00:48:56,641
<i>Voila'! Burnt pie!</i>

1259
00:48:57,120 --> 00:48:58,485
<i>Let's have</i> a <i>little whiff
of this here. (SNIFFS)</i>

1260
00:48:58,760 --> 00:49:00,649
<i>(SHOUTING) My hair, my hair!
My hair!</i>

1261
00:49:01,480 --> 00:49:03,164
This man is on fire.

1262
00:49:03,320 --> 00:49:05,448
Literal and figurative fire.

1263
00:49:05,600 --> 00:49:07,409
But he still needs
200 million hearts

1264
00:49:07,480 --> 00:49:08,720
in the next five hours...

1265
00:49:08,920 --> 00:49:10,729
or this beautiful child
loses her game.

1266
00:49:10,920 --> 00:49:13,241
That's why
I'm on to phase two...

1267
00:49:13,400 --> 00:49:15,767
you, my elite Pop-Up Army.

1268
00:49:15,920 --> 00:49:17,888
I need you out there
popping up...

1269
00:49:18,040 --> 00:49:20,168
and getting clicks
all over the Internet.

1270
00:49:20,320 --> 00:49:23,244
I'm talking Tumblr,
lnstagram, Mashable.

1271
00:49:23,400 --> 00:49:24,765
Be my pied pipers and

1272
00:49:24,840 --> 00:49:27,127
lead that beautiful traffic
to BuzzzTube...

1273
00:49:27,280 --> 00:49:29,931
because Wreck-It Ralph
needs his hearts.

1274
00:49:34,000 --> 00:49:36,207
Hey, mister! Hey, yeah, yeah,
yeah,yeah,you,you.

1275
00:49:36,360 --> 00:49:37,521
You don't wanna miss this.

1276
00:49:37,600 --> 00:49:38,761
It's the latest
Wreck-It Ralph video.

1277
00:49:38,840 --> 00:49:40,410
Click it. Click it!

1278
00:49:52,760 --> 00:49:55,604
Man oh Manischewitz,
that looks so fun.

1279
00:49:55,800 --> 00:49:56,881
Yesss, can I be a pop-up?

1280
00:49:57,040 --> 00:49:59,486
I don't know. Can you be
annoyingly aggressive?

1281
00:49:59,680 --> 00:50:02,126
I don't know.
Can I? Can I? Can I?

1282
00:50:02,280 --> 00:50:04,601
Can I? Can I? Can I?
Can I? Can I? Can I?

1283
00:50:05,760 --> 00:50:07,808
Oh, yes, you're perfect. Here.

1284
00:50:07,880 --> 00:50:09,086
Thank you!

1285
00:50:09,240 --> 00:50:10,241
If you're going, I wanna go.

1286
00:50:10,440 --> 00:50:13,683
No, baby, you've got to stay
here and be my movie star.

1287
00:50:13,840 --> 00:50:16,969
What? No, no, no. Me and the
kid are like shoes and socks.

1288
00:50:17,120 --> 00:50:18,645
Or peanut butter and bacon.

1289
00:50:18,720 --> 00:50:20,370
One cannot exist
without the other.

1290
00:50:20,520 --> 00:50:21,601
Go on, kid, tell her.

1291
00:50:21,760 --> 00:50:22,761
It's true.

1292
00:50:22,920 --> 00:50:26,049
In fact, it's so true
that we will be fine

1293
00:50:26,120 --> 00:50:28,043
if we're apart for a minute.

1294
00:50:28,200 --> 00:50:30,726
Come on, pal. It's my game
we're trying to save.

1295
00:50:30,920 --> 00:50:32,490
I just wanna get out there
and be useful.

1296
00:50:33,120 --> 00:50:34,167
But without me?

1297
00:50:34,320 --> 00:50:36,209
What if you get lost?
You're just a kid.

1298
00:50:36,360 --> 00:50:38,567
Oh, and you're
some mature adult?

1299
00:50:38,760 --> 00:50:40,569
Well, I'm bigger.

1300
00:50:40,760 --> 00:50:42,489
Don't be insecure, big fella.

1301
00:50:42,680 --> 00:50:44,808
She's not gonna get lost.
I promise.

1302
00:50:44,960 --> 00:50:47,770
She'll be in
my personal web browser.

1303
00:50:49,040 --> 00:50:51,008
And your app comes
with BuzzzFace...

1304
00:50:51,160 --> 00:50:53,447
so you can keep in touch
anywhere on the Internet.

1305
00:50:53,600 --> 00:50:55,284
See, I'll be fine.

1306
00:50:55,440 --> 00:50:57,329
I know, I just...

1307
00:50:59,560 --> 00:51:01,005
(SIGHS)

1308
00:51:01,120 --> 00:51:03,805
We haven't been apart
in like six years.

1309
00:51:03,960 --> 00:51:05,849
I'm going to miss you.

1310
00:51:06,480 --> 00:51:08,403
You'll be fine, too.

1311
00:51:08,560 --> 00:51:10,449
The more hearts
your videos get,

1312
00:51:10,520 --> 00:51:12,170
the faster
we'll get the wheel.

1313
00:51:12,320 --> 00:51:13,970
And then we can go home.

1314
00:51:14,120 --> 00:51:15,360
Look, we'll be celebrating

1315
00:51:15,440 --> 00:51:17,727
at Tapper's this time
tomorrow, buddy.

1316
00:51:17,880 --> 00:51:20,804
Yeah, I guess you're right.

1317
00:51:21,400 --> 00:51:22,481
Bye!

1318
00:51:23,040 --> 00:51:25,805
Be careful, huh?
Don't be a dummy.

1319
00:51:25,880 --> 00:51:27,370
(WHOOSHES)

1320
00:51:27,920 --> 00:51:29,001
(SIGHS)

1321
00:51:29,800 --> 00:51:31,450
So where exactly
are you sending her?

1322
00:51:31,600 --> 00:51:33,887
Since candy girl
comes from an arcade game...

1323
00:51:34,040 --> 00:51:35,929
I'm thinking she'd be good
in the gaming district.

1324
00:51:37,320 --> 00:51:38,970
Oh,no,no,no,no.
Badidea.

1325
00:51:39,120 --> 00:51:41,600
Those games are dangerous,
and they rot your brain.

1326
00:51:41,760 --> 00:51:42,966
Why don't we
send her somewhere

1327
00:51:43,040 --> 00:51:45,566
a little more
totally different than that...

1328
00:51:45,720 --> 00:51:48,007
and nowhere near there?

1329
00:51:48,160 --> 00:51:51,050
Let's see.
Family Friendly Fansites.

1330
00:51:51,200 --> 00:51:53,487
That sounds safe, and she is
technically a princess...

1331
00:51:53,640 --> 00:51:55,404
so how about this one here

1332
00:51:55,480 --> 00:51:57,164
with the sweet little
pink castle?

1333
00:51:57,320 --> 00:51:58,321
I love it.

1334
00:51:58,480 --> 00:52:02,371
Okay, I'll redirect our newest
pop-up to OhMyDisney.com.

1335
00:52:06,040 --> 00:52:07,690
-(GIRLS CHEERING)
-(POP MUSIC PLAYING)

1336
00:52:07,760 --> 00:52:11,321
Jeez Louise, this place
is bonkers! Whoa!

1337
00:52:16,200 --> 00:52:19,044
To infinity and beyond!

1338
00:52:22,240 --> 00:52:25,528
Aw, come on. Princesses
and cartoon characters?

1339
00:52:25,680 --> 00:52:26,966
Lame.

1340
00:52:27,160 --> 00:52:29,481
Hey, easy there.

1341
00:52:29,640 --> 00:52:32,246
Oh, I mean,
no offense or anything.

1342
00:52:33,000 --> 00:52:34,650
Well, time to get to work.

1343
00:52:35,320 --> 00:52:36,401
ANNOUNCER:
And for your final question.

1344
00:52:36,480 --> 00:52:39,563
"My friends
would describe me as?"

1345
00:52:39,760 --> 00:52:42,843
<i>"Smart, funny,
kind, or brave."</i>

1346
00:52:42,920 --> 00:52:43,921
Um...

1347
00:52:44,720 --> 00:52:46,290
Kind, I guess?

1348
00:52:46,760 --> 00:52:50,924
Based on your answers,
your princess BFF is

1349
00:52:51,000 --> 00:52:52,650
Snow White!

1350
00:52:52,800 --> 00:52:54,131
I do believe our friendship

1351
00:52:54,200 --> 00:52:56,043
will be the fairest
of them all!

1352
00:52:56,200 --> 00:52:59,170
Hey, wanna meet my BFF?
It's Wreck-It Ralph.

1353
00:52:59,360 --> 00:53:01,362
Just click here
to see his new video.

1354
00:53:01,560 --> 00:53:02,607
(BEEPS)

1355
00:53:02,680 --> 00:53:03,681
Thank you.

1356
00:53:04,280 --> 00:53:06,931
Yeah, um, in Captain America:
The First Avenger...

1357
00:53:07,120 --> 00:53:08,724
<i>Red Skull refers to Yggdrasil,</i>

1358
00:53:08,800 --> 00:53:11,041
<i>the World Tree,
Guardian of Wisdom and Fate.</i>

1359
00:53:11,200 --> 00:53:12,770
<i>Are we to believe, sir,</i>

1360
00:53:12,840 --> 00:53:14,649
<i>that you are a descendant
of that tree?</i>

1361
00:53:15,600 --> 00:53:17,011
I am Groot.

1362
00:53:17,320 --> 00:53:19,288
<i>Okay, okay.
Thank you very much.</i>

1363
00:53:19,360 --> 00:53:21,567
<i>Um, what is Drax really like?</i>

1364
00:53:21,760 --> 00:53:23,091
- I <i>am Groot.
- Thank you.</i>

1365
00:53:23,240 --> 00:53:26,289
<i>Yeah. Are you a conifer
or a fruit-bearing tree?</i>

1366
00:53:26,360 --> 00:53:27,361
-I...
- Excuse me.

1367
00:53:27,440 --> 00:53:28,646
I'll take this one.
He is Groot,

1368
00:53:28,720 --> 00:53:31,291
I am Vanellope, click here
to meet Wreck-It Ralph.

1369
00:53:32,320 --> 00:53:34,766
Eh, this is almost too easy.

1370
00:53:35,520 --> 00:53:37,045
<i>STORMTROOPER 1: Hey, do you
have a permit for that pop-up?</i>

1371
00:53:37,120 --> 00:53:38,121
Uh...

1372
00:53:38,200 --> 00:53:40,965
<i>That's unauthorized clickbait.
You're coming with us, kid.</i>

1373
00:53:41,040 --> 00:53:42,644
- Boop!
{SCREAMS)

1374
00:53:42,720 --> 00:53:44,290
<i>STORMTROOPER 2:
She's getting</i> away.

1375
00:53:45,000 --> 00:53:46,650
(ANNOUNCER CHATTERING)

1376
00:53:46,720 --> 00:53:47,721
STORMTROOPER 3: This way.

1377
00:53:48,160 --> 00:53:49,161
Ooh!

1378
00:53:49,480 --> 00:53:50,481
Sorry, mister!

1379
00:53:53,840 --> 00:53:56,810
Hey, can't you read?
Cast members only!

1380
00:53:57,080 --> 00:53:58,764
(VANELLOPE PANTING, EXCLAIMS)

1381
00:53:58,880 --> 00:54:00,245
<i>STORMTROOPER 2: I think she
went down this way. Come on.</i>

1382
00:54:00,320 --> 00:54:01,321
STORMTROOPER 3: Roger <i>that.</i>

1383
00:54:01,400 --> 00:54:02,811
<i>STORMTROOPER 3: Did you see
a kid come through here?</i>

1384
00:54:02,880 --> 00:54:05,565
She came running through here
like a headless hen.

1385
00:54:05,760 --> 00:54:07,569
(STRAINING)

1386
00:54:07,680 --> 00:54:08,806
STORMTROOPER 3:
Any <i>sign</i> of her?

1387
00:54:08,960 --> 00:54:10,485
<i>STORMTROOPER 2:
No, maybe she went down</i>

1388
00:54:10,600 --> 00:54:11,726
<i>to the Mr Bud pavilion.</i>

1389
00:54:11,880 --> 00:54:13,689
<i>ST ORMTROOPER '5:
Come on. Let's check it out.</i>

1390
00:54:15,720 --> 00:54:17,449
(PRINCESSES CHATTERING)

1391
00:54:17,880 --> 00:54:19,564
(PRINCESS HUMMING)

1392
00:54:19,640 --> 00:54:20,880
(PRINCESSES GASPING)

1393
00:54:20,960 --> 00:54:22,007
Uh, hi!

1394
00:54:22,080 --> 00:54:24,731
(PRINCESSES GRUNTING,
SHOUTING)

1395
00:54:26,000 --> 00:54:27,809
Whoa, whoa.
Ladies, I can explain.

1396
00:54:27,960 --> 00:54:30,770
See, I'm a princess, too.

1397
00:54:30,920 --> 00:54:32,410
- Wait, what?
- VANELLOPE: Yeah.

1398
00:54:32,560 --> 00:54:34,449
Princess Vanellope
Von Schweetz...

1399
00:54:34,600 --> 00:54:37,570
of the, uh, Sugar Rush
Von Schweetzes.

1400
00:54:37,720 --> 00:54:38,960
I'm sure you've heard of us.

1401
00:54:39,040 --> 00:54:41,168
It'd be embarrassing for you
if you haven't.

1402
00:54:41,240 --> 00:54:42,241
(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)

1403
00:54:42,320 --> 00:54:44,527
Huh. What kind of
a princess are you?

1404
00:54:44,680 --> 00:54:45,681
What kind?

1405
00:54:45,880 --> 00:54:47,530
- Do you have magic hair?
- No.

1406
00:54:47,720 --> 00:54:49,165
- Magic hands?
- No.

1407
00:54:49,320 --> 00:54:51,209
- Do animals talk to you?
- No.

1408
00:54:51,360 --> 00:54:52,521
- Were you poisoned?
- No!

1409
00:54:52,720 --> 00:54:53,721
- BOTH: Cursed?
- No!

1410
00:54:53,800 --> 00:54:55,325
- BOTH: Kidnapped or enslaved?
- No!

1411
00:54:55,520 --> 00:54:57,124
Are you guys okay?
Should I call the police?

1412
00:54:57,280 --> 00:54:58,770
Then I have to assume
you made a deal

1413
00:54:58,840 --> 00:55:00,046
with an underwater
sea witch...

1414
00:55:00,200 --> 00:55:01,201
where she took your voice

1415
00:55:01,280 --> 00:55:03,248
in exchange
for a pair of human legs?

1416
00:55:03,440 --> 00:55:05,647
No! Good Lord,
who would do that?

1417
00:55:05,800 --> 00:55:07,529
(SING-SONG) Have you ever had
True Love's Kiss?

1418
00:55:07,600 --> 00:55:08,601
EW! Barf!

1419
00:55:08,680 --> 00:55:09,920
Do you have daddy issues?

1420
00:55:10,000 --> 00:55:11,081
I don't even have a mom.

1421
00:55:11,280 --> 00:55:12,884
PRINCESSES: Neither do we!

1422
00:55:13,080 --> 00:55:15,242
And now for
the million-dollar question.

1423
00:55:15,400 --> 00:55:18,051
Do people assume
all your problems got solved

1424
00:55:18,120 --> 00:55:19,849
because a big strong man
showed up?

1425
00:55:20,040 --> 00:55:22,008
Yes! What is up with that?

1426
00:55:22,160 --> 00:55:23,650
ALL: She is a princess!

1427
00:55:23,720 --> 00:55:25,085
(VOCALIZING)

1428
00:55:25,160 --> 00:55:26,571
Who made your gown?

1429
00:55:26,640 --> 00:55:28,324
I've never seen
anything quite like it.

1430
00:55:28,480 --> 00:55:29,606
Oh, this old thing?

1431
00:55:29,800 --> 00:55:31,723
Oh, I'd so love to
have one of my own.

1432
00:55:31,880 --> 00:55:32,881
- As would I.
- MOANA: Me too!

1433
00:55:32,960 --> 00:55:34,405
- ELSA: So cool.
- Best outfit ever!

1434
00:55:34,600 --> 00:55:35,761
Ooh! I want one, too,
you guys!

1435
00:55:35,920 --> 00:55:37,570
I'll get my mice on this.

1436
00:55:39,280 --> 00:55:40,281
(SIGHS)

1437
00:55:40,360 --> 00:55:42,488
So this is love.

1438
00:55:42,640 --> 00:55:46,929
All hail Princess Vanellope,
the queen of comfy!

1439
00:55:47,000 --> 00:55:48,809
-(PRINCESSES CHEERING)
- RAPUNZEL: Yay, Vanellope!

1440
00:55:48,960 --> 00:55:51,611
Of all the thingamabobs
in this entire world...

1441
00:55:51,760 --> 00:55:53,967
I never thought
I'd get to wear a real...

1442
00:55:54,160 --> 00:55:55,491
what's it called again?

1443
00:55:55,640 --> 00:55:57,404
Oh, yeah. Shirt.

1444
00:55:57,880 --> 00:56:01,680
<i>(SINGING) I once had</i> a <i>dream
that I might wear</i> a <i>shirt...</i>

1445
00:56:01,760 --> 00:56:04,081
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Wait! What's going on?

1446
00:56:04,480 --> 00:56:06,050
Uh, she's singing.

1447
00:56:06,200 --> 00:56:09,204
Yeah, but there was like music
and a spotlight.

1448
00:56:09,360 --> 00:56:11,044
Wait, you all saw it too,
right?

1449
00:56:11,200 --> 00:56:12,326
That's what happens

1450
00:56:12,400 --> 00:56:14,323
when a princess
sings about her dreams.

1451
00:56:14,480 --> 00:56:17,848
Oh, that's never happened
to me. I mean, not even once.

1452
00:56:18,000 --> 00:56:19,570
Why don't you give it a try?

1453
00:56:19,720 --> 00:56:22,724
What is it you really want?
Sing about that.

1454
00:56:22,880 --> 00:56:24,166
Okay. Uh, sure.

1455
00:56:24,320 --> 00:56:26,084
Huh. I could do that.
Um, let's see.

1456
00:56:26,640 --> 00:56:27,687
<i>(CLEARS THROAT)</i>

1457
00:56:28,280 --> 00:56:32,524
<i>(SINGING) Oh, steering wheel
Oh, steering wheel</i>

1458
00:56:32,680 --> 00:56:36,048
<i>Oh, yes
I want a steering wheel</i>

1459
00:56:36,320 --> 00:56:38,641
(SCATTING)

1460
00:56:39,640 --> 00:56:41,608
Well, there is a lot
to unpack here.

1461
00:56:41,680 --> 00:56:42,727
AURORA: Mmm-hmm.

1462
00:56:42,800 --> 00:56:45,280
So, this steering wheel
you sing of,

1463
00:56:45,360 --> 00:56:46,600
that's a metaphor?

1464
00:56:46,760 --> 00:56:49,001
Oh, no, no, no, it's not
a metaphor. I just...

1465
00:56:49,160 --> 00:56:51,401
I literally want
a steering wheel.

1466
00:56:51,560 --> 00:56:53,847
I think the issue is
I was a little pitchy.

1467
00:56:54,000 --> 00:56:55,240
Maybe a little.

1468
00:56:55,400 --> 00:56:58,449
But sometimes
your song can't start...

1469
00:56:58,640 --> 00:57:00,961
until you go someplace
to reflect.

1470
00:57:01,760 --> 00:57:03,250
What works for some of us...

1471
00:57:03,440 --> 00:57:07,001
is finding a form of water
and staring at it.

1472
00:57:07,720 --> 00:57:08,767
What?

1473
00:57:08,840 --> 00:57:11,207
Oh, yes, I like to stare
at a wishing well!

1474
00:57:11,400 --> 00:57:12,640
I stare at the ocean.

1475
00:57:12,800 --> 00:57:13,801
Horse trough.

1476
00:57:13,960 --> 00:57:15,007
Soap bubbles!

1477
00:57:15,080 --> 00:57:17,811
Wait, you're saying if I just
stare at some water...

1478
00:57:18,480 --> 00:57:20,130
Uh, important water.

1479
00:57:20,280 --> 00:57:22,726
Right. Of course.
"Important water."

1480
00:57:22,880 --> 00:57:25,087
I stare at
the important water...

1481
00:57:25,240 --> 00:57:28,403
and somehow magically I'll
start singing about my dream?

1482
00:57:28,560 --> 00:57:29,641
RAPUNZEL: For sure.
TIANA: Mmm-hmm.

1483
00:57:29,840 --> 00:57:32,366
Uh, yeah, I don't think so,
ladies, but thanks.

1484
00:57:32,440 --> 00:57:33,441
(KNOCKS ON DOOR)

1485
00:57:33,800 --> 00:57:35,484
C-3PO: Five minutes,
Princesses.

1486
00:57:35,680 --> 00:57:38,365
Another "Which Disney Princess
Are You?" quizlet

1487
00:57:38,440 --> 00:57:39,885
starts in five minutes.

1488
00:57:39,960 --> 00:57:42,361
-(PRINCESSES GROAN)
- JASMINE: Okay, thank you.

1489
00:57:42,440 --> 00:57:45,330
Well, I guess it's back
to the gowns, girls.

1490
00:57:45,520 --> 00:57:47,409
It was lovely to meet you,
Vanellope.

1491
00:57:47,560 --> 00:57:49,608
And best of luck
finding your song.

1492
00:57:49,880 --> 00:57:52,645
(SPEAKING SCOTTISH ENGLISH)

1493
00:57:56,640 --> 00:57:58,130
Uh-huh.

1494
00:57:58,200 --> 00:57:59,406
(WHISPERING)
What did she just say?

1495
00:57:59,480 --> 00:58:01,244
- We don't know.
- We can't understand her.

1496
00:58:01,400 --> 00:58:03,050
She's from the other studio.

1497
00:58:03,120 --> 00:58:04,201
Ah.

1498
00:58:04,840 --> 00:58:06,683
RALPH: Hi, everybody.
Wreck-It Ralph here...

1499
00:58:06,840 --> 00:58:09,411
with a little box
I'm gonna open.

1500
00:58:09,560 --> 00:58:11,085
Let's see what we got here.

1501
00:58:11,240 --> 00:58:14,403
A "Pancake Milkshake Fun Set."
Huh.

1502
00:58:14,560 --> 00:58:15,800
Got a little heft to it.

1503
00:58:15,880 --> 00:58:17,484
Something wobbling around
in there.

1504
00:58:17,680 --> 00:58:19,170
Wonder if we got
the kitty or the bunny.

1505
00:58:19,320 --> 00:58:20,367
Let's open it up.

1506
00:58:20,440 --> 00:58:21,601
-(BUZZING)
-(RALPH SCREAMING)

1507
00:58:22,120 --> 00:58:24,202
(ANNOUNCER READING)

1508
00:58:24,720 --> 00:58:25,926
Man, who would've
guessed a bee pun

1509
00:58:26,000 --> 00:58:28,082
would be the thing
to put us over the top?

1510
00:58:28,480 --> 00:58:30,084
Huh.
That's the Internet for you.

1511
00:58:30,240 --> 00:58:33,084
All right, it is uploading.

1512
00:58:33,280 --> 00:58:34,441
Hey, mister!

1513
00:58:34,520 --> 00:58:35,521
(GASPS) Oh. Hi, eboy.

1514
00:58:35,680 --> 00:58:37,045
Just here to let you know

1515
00:58:37,120 --> 00:58:39,600
your bid does expire
in 30 minutes.

1516
00:58:39,680 --> 00:58:41,762
(SIGHS) Thanks, little eboy.

1517
00:58:41,920 --> 00:58:42,921
You got it, chairman.

1518
00:58:43,560 --> 00:58:44,607
You hear that, Yesss?

1519
00:58:44,680 --> 00:58:46,011
We don't have
a lot of time left.

1520
00:58:46,160 --> 00:58:47,571
- Okay. We just gotta...
-(COMPUTER BUZZES)

1521
00:58:47,720 --> 00:58:49,609
No,no,no.

1522
00:58:49,680 --> 00:58:50,681
No! Not you!

1523
00:58:51,560 --> 00:58:53,164
What? Why are you
angry at the lollipop?

1524
00:58:53,240 --> 00:58:54,241
What does that mean?

1525
00:58:54,400 --> 00:58:55,606
(GROANS)
The file's not loading.

1526
00:58:55,800 --> 00:58:57,564
If this doesn't load,
we're not gonna make it.

1527
00:58:57,760 --> 00:59:00,047
- Hmm.
- You don't have enough hearts.

1528
00:59:00,640 --> 00:59:01,846
Ralph, where are you going?

1529
00:59:02,000 --> 00:59:03,650
I'm going down to the floor
to get some hearts.

1530
00:59:04,280 --> 00:59:05,327
Ah! Genius! Good thinking.

1531
00:59:05,520 --> 00:59:07,761
Now, someone get me
tech support in here, stat!

1532
00:59:07,840 --> 00:59:10,923
-(PANTING)
-(RALPH SHOUTING ON VIDEO)

1533
00:59:11,520 --> 00:59:13,045
RALPH: Only one person.

1534
00:59:13,200 --> 00:59:14,645
Hey, guys, come and
check out my video,

1535
00:59:14,720 --> 00:59:15,721
you're gonna love it.

1536
00:59:15,800 --> 00:59:18,531
Right, right over here.
Yep, here we go.

1537
00:59:18,680 --> 00:59:20,648
What are you...
You guys!

1538
00:59:20,720 --> 00:59:22,290
Aw. A cat?

1539
00:59:22,440 --> 00:59:26,525
You're gonna like this better
than some dusty old cat.

1540
00:59:27,280 --> 00:59:28,327
Aw.

1541
00:59:28,400 --> 00:59:29,447
What?

1542
00:59:29,520 --> 00:59:31,170
Give me that hose, partner.

1543
00:59:31,320 --> 00:59:34,608
You know you love me, give me
those hearts. There we go.

1544
00:59:36,080 --> 00:59:37,411
Hey, folks, where are you
going? Give my video a heart.

1545
00:59:37,560 --> 00:59:40,404
That's it.
Let's see who's in here.

1546
00:59:40,920 --> 00:59:41,921
Hello?

1547
00:59:43,160 --> 00:59:44,650
Anybody in here?

1548
00:59:47,280 --> 00:59:49,203
What the heck is this place?

1549
00:59:50,760 --> 00:59:52,683
Some kind of libary?

1550
00:59:53,920 --> 00:59:56,048
"Wreck-It Ralph is back."

1551
00:59:56,200 --> 00:59:58,567
Hey, they're talking about me.

1552
00:59:58,720 --> 01:00:01,644
Gee whiz,
the Internet is so positive.

1553
01:00:01,800 --> 01:00:04,451
<i>"Fix-It Felix, Jr.
was my favorite game."</i>

1554
01:00:04,520 --> 01:00:06,170
Hmm. Mine, too.

1555
01:00:06,320 --> 01:00:08,527
"Ralph's videos stink."

1556
01:00:09,160 --> 01:00:10,207
What?

1557
01:00:10,280 --> 01:00:12,169
"So stupid."

1558
01:00:12,320 --> 01:00:14,641
"Ralph is the worst."

1559
01:00:15,520 --> 01:00:17,522
"I hate him."

1560
01:00:18,160 --> 01:00:20,970
"He's so fat and ugly."

1561
01:00:23,000 --> 01:00:27,608
"Just a worthless bum,
alone on a pile of bricks."

1562
01:00:34,640 --> 01:00:37,211
YESSS: Yo, Ralph,
you in here, dude?

1563
01:00:37,400 --> 01:00:39,004
Hey, I got to show you...

1564
01:00:40,280 --> 01:00:41,520
Oh.

1565
01:00:42,240 --> 01:00:44,163
First rule of the Internet...

1566
01:00:44,320 --> 01:00:46,846
do not read the comments.

1567
01:00:47,000 --> 01:00:48,650
I should have told you that.

1568
01:00:49,560 --> 01:00:50,607
Look.

1569
01:00:50,760 --> 01:00:53,650
This place can bring out
the worst in some people...

1570
01:00:53,800 --> 01:00:55,450
but you gotta ignore all this.

1571
01:00:55,600 --> 01:00:58,649
This isn't about you, Ralph.
It's about them.

1572
01:00:58,840 --> 01:01:00,968
I don't care. It's fine.

1573
01:01:01,040 --> 01:01:02,326
(SNIFFLES)

1574
01:01:02,400 --> 01:01:05,722
People hated me my whole life
for being the bad guy.

1575
01:01:06,640 --> 01:01:07,971
It's just a good reminder

1576
01:01:08,040 --> 01:01:10,646
that this is the only heart
that really matters.

1577
01:01:11,280 --> 01:01:12,691
Vanellope gave me this...

1578
01:01:12,840 --> 01:01:14,285
and as long as she likes me...

1579
01:01:14,480 --> 01:01:16,130
I don't need anybody else.

1580
01:01:16,280 --> 01:01:17,805
And I sure
don't need the Internet.

1581
01:01:17,960 --> 01:01:19,246
Hold On. (CHUCKLES)

1582
01:01:19,440 --> 01:01:21,329
It's not all bad.

1583
01:01:21,480 --> 01:01:23,084
The Internet
can also be a place...

1584
01:01:23,280 --> 01:01:25,601
where you find a steering
wheel at one website...

1585
01:01:25,760 --> 01:01:28,923
and make enough money
to buy it at another one.

1586
01:01:29,120 --> 01:01:31,282
Congratulations, Ralph.
You did it.

1587
01:01:31,440 --> 01:01:32,566
Wait, really?

1588
01:01:32,880 --> 01:01:34,723
Yes, check your
Buzzzy account.

1589
01:01:34,880 --> 01:01:37,929
You needed 27K,
you got over 30 grand!

1590
01:01:38,080 --> 01:01:39,127
9h. my gosh!

1591
01:01:39,280 --> 01:01:40,361
This is great!

1592
01:01:40,520 --> 01:01:42,488
Thank you, Yesss. I couldn't
have done it without you!

1593
01:01:42,640 --> 01:01:43,926
That's really true.

1594
01:01:44,080 --> 01:01:45,320
Hey, eboy?

1595
01:01:45,480 --> 01:01:46,720
What do you need, ace?

1596
01:01:46,880 --> 01:01:48,450
Can you give me a ride?

1597
01:01:48,640 --> 01:01:50,722
Let's hop along, Cassidy.

1598
01:01:51,880 --> 01:01:54,645
Come on, song, come on.

1599
01:01:55,440 --> 01:01:57,010
I'm reflecting.

1600
01:01:57,640 --> 01:01:58,846
What is it that I want?

1601
01:01:59,000 --> 01:02:00,001
What is my quest?

1602
01:02:00,160 --> 01:02:02,561
(IN SING-SONG VOICE)
What is my dream?

1603
01:02:03,520 --> 01:02:04,521
(GROANS)

1604
01:02:04,600 --> 01:02:06,648
Well, ladies, I tried.

1605
01:02:06,800 --> 01:02:09,406
No song for this princess,
I guess.

1606
01:02:09,480 --> 01:02:11,448
-(CELL PHONE VIBRATING)
- O0h! Huh.

1607
01:02:12,840 --> 01:02:14,604
How does this thing work?

1608
01:02:14,800 --> 01:02:16,290
<i>-(GASPS)
- Hey, kid, can you see me?</i>

1609
01:02:16,440 --> 01:02:18,169
Yeah!
Yeah, you're right there.

1610
01:02:18,320 --> 01:02:20,288
<i>We did it! We got the money!</i>

1611
01:02:20,440 --> 01:02:22,602
No way, Ralph! That's great!

1612
01:02:22,800 --> 01:02:25,121
I'm on my way to ebay
right now with the eboy.

1613
01:02:25,280 --> 01:02:26,361
We're almost there, champ.

1614
01:02:26,520 --> 01:02:27,521
Good work, eboy.

1615
01:02:27,600 --> 01:02:29,762
Hey, meet me out in front of
ebay in five minutes, okay?

1616
01:02:29,920 --> 01:02:31,490
<i>Okay, I'll see you soon.</i>

1617
01:02:31,680 --> 01:02:33,170
We're going home, kid!

1618
01:02:33,320 --> 01:02:35,641
<i>Our lives can finally
get back to normal.</i>

1619
01:02:35,720 --> 01:02:36,881
<i>Whoo-hoo!</i>

1620
01:02:38,920 --> 01:02:42,129
Wow, I can't believe it.
I get to go home.

1621
01:02:42,320 --> 01:02:43,446
So, I guess that's it.

1622
01:02:43,520 --> 01:02:46,967
I guess I just wanted a...
a steering wheel.

1623
01:02:47,680 --> 01:02:49,808
And now, I got it, so...

1624
01:02:50,160 --> 01:02:51,650
whoo-hoo. (SIGHS)

1625
01:02:54,800 --> 01:02:55,847
(GASPS)

1626
01:02:56,480 --> 01:02:57,606
<i>Slaughter Race?</i>

1627
01:02:57,680 --> 01:02:59,409
(HELICOPTER HOVERING)

1628
01:03:05,080 --> 01:03:09,051
<i>(SINGING) What can it be that
calls me to this place today?</i>

1629
01:03:09,200 --> 01:03:11,771
<i>This lawless car ballet?</i>

1630
01:03:11,920 --> 01:03:14,366
<i>What can it be?</i>

1631
01:03:15,400 --> 01:03:19,564
<i>Am I a baby pigeon
sprouting wings to soar?</i>

1632
01:03:19,720 --> 01:03:21,290
<i>Was that a metaphor?</i>

1633
01:03:21,480 --> 01:03:24,609
<i>Hey, there's a dollar store</i>

1634
01:03:24,680 --> 01:03:27,923
<i>Look!
I'm rhyming</i>

1635
01:03:28,080 --> 01:03:32,244
<i>My spirits climbing</i>

1636
01:03:32,400 --> 01:03:36,325
<i>As I'm called through
this fog of mace</i>

1637
01:03:37,320 --> 01:03:40,642
<i>To this place called</i>

1638
01:03:40,800 --> 01:03:44,691
<i>Slaughter Race</i>

1639
01:03:46,240 --> 01:03:47,526
(TIRES SCREECHING)

1640
01:03:47,600 --> 01:03:49,125
<i>Welcome back
Watch your head</i>

1641
01:03:49,280 --> 01:03:51,044
<i>Hate to see you end up dead</i>

1642
01:03:51,200 --> 01:03:52,770
<i>Let's get this party rollin'</i>

1643
01:03:52,920 --> 01:03:54,490
<i>Is that appliance stolen?</i>

1644
01:03:54,680 --> 01:03:55,806
<i>- We have
- Fallen wires</i>

1645
01:03:55,960 --> 01:03:57,166
<i>- Dumpster fires
- Creepy clowns</i>

1646
01:03:57,320 --> 01:03:58,446
<i>And burning tires</i>

1647
01:03:58,640 --> 01:04:00,051
<i>That great white in the sewer</i>

1648
01:04:00,120 --> 01:04:01,485
<i>You'll be happy
that you knew her</i>

1649
01:04:01,560 --> 01:04:02,561
<i>Fin bump!</i>

1650
01:04:02,640 --> 01:04:04,005
<i>Dogs and cats
They sure taste great</i>

1651
01:04:04,160 --> 01:04:05,924
<i>With a side of license plate</i>

1652
01:04:06,080 --> 01:04:07,491
<i>Some find us deplorable</i>

1653
01:04:07,640 --> 01:04:09,483
<i>Well, I think you're adorable</i>

1654
01:04:09,640 --> 01:04:12,962
<i>We may be a motley crew
But our hearts ring true</i>

1655
01:04:13,160 --> 01:04:15,925
<i>And just for you
A face tattoo</i>

1656
01:04:16,000 --> 01:04:19,368
(INSTRUMENTAL JAZZ
MUSIC PLAYING)

1657
01:04:31,840 --> 01:04:35,526
<i>CHORUS". Slaughter Race</i>

1658
01:04:37,360 --> 01:04:40,887
<i>My heart's in flight
And wow, it's a blast</i>

1659
01:04:41,040 --> 01:04:44,044
<i>Feels like my dreams
are real at last</i>

1660
01:04:44,200 --> 01:04:48,171
<i>No trace of a frown
upon your face</i>

1661
01:04:48,360 --> 01:04:51,648
<i>VANELLOPE: Flying so fast
SHANK: Setting the pace</i>

1662
01:04:51,800 --> 01:04:55,407
<i>- Living the life
- Loving the chase</i>

1663
01:04:55,560 --> 01:04:58,564
<i>- Now is the time
- Here is the place</i>

1664
01:04:58,720 --> 01:05:02,850
<i>This Slaughter Race!</i>

1665
01:05:12,960 --> 01:05:16,328
<i>I know I should go</i>

1666
01:05:16,480 --> 01:05:20,246
<i>But home feels so slow</i>

1667
01:05:20,400 --> 01:05:26,407
<i>These roads are paved
with dreams</i>

1668
01:05:26,560 --> 01:05:29,166
<i>(ECHOING) Happy dreams
Not creepy clown dreams</i>

1669
01:05:30,680 --> 01:05:33,570
<i>What would Ralph say</i>

1670
01:05:34,040 --> 01:05:38,011
<i>If it turns out I stay?</i>

1671
01:05:38,200 --> 01:05:42,046
<i>In this place called</i>

1672
01:05:42,200 --> 01:05:47,525
<i>Slaughter</i>

1673
01:05:47,680 --> 01:05:52,766
<i>Race</i>

1674
01:05:58,360 --> 01:06:02,285
<i>In this place called</i>

1675
01:06:02,440 --> 01:06:06,161
<i>Slaughter</i>

1676
01:06:07,200 --> 01:06:11,205
<i>Race</i>

1677
01:06:18,480 --> 01:06:20,050
<i>ANNOUNCER ON PA:
That old, tired laptop</i>

1678
01:06:20,160 --> 01:06:22,322
<i>moving at a sloth speed?
Bid on a new one today!</i>

1679
01:06:22,480 --> 01:06:24,448
SPAMLEY: Do you wanna get rich
playing video games?

1680
01:06:24,520 --> 01:06:25,567
Click here to...

1681
01:06:25,720 --> 01:06:27,768
Oh. Ralph. Ralph! Hey, there.

1682
01:06:27,960 --> 01:06:28,961
Oh, hey, SparTfleY-

1683
01:06:29,040 --> 01:06:30,201
What's the good word, brother?

1684
01:06:30,360 --> 01:06:32,601
Well, the good word is I just
paid for the steering wheel...

1685
01:06:32,800 --> 01:06:34,245
and we are going home.

1686
01:06:34,320 --> 01:06:35,321
Congratulations.

1687
01:06:35,400 --> 01:06:36,526
Thanks.

1688
01:06:36,720 --> 01:06:38,449
Hey, have you seen
Vanellope anywhere?

1689
01:06:38,600 --> 01:06:40,762
Oh, uh, your little chum?
Uh, no, no, I haven't.

1690
01:06:40,920 --> 01:06:42,445
Hope she's not lost.

1691
01:06:42,960 --> 01:06:45,088
Let me try to reach her
on this doohickey.

1692
01:06:47,760 --> 01:06:49,205
(CELL PHONE VIBRATING)

1693
01:06:52,960 --> 01:06:54,883
(INAUDIBLE)

1694
01:06:55,400 --> 01:06:57,209
See over there?
Over that mountain?

1695
01:06:57,280 --> 01:06:59,362
- VANELLOPE: Yeah.
- That's the Sequoia Speedway.

1696
01:06:59,520 --> 01:07:00,965
<i>It's gonna be unlocked
next month.</i>

1697
01:07:01,160 --> 01:07:02,969
Hey, what are you doing
in that awful game with her?

1698
01:07:03,160 --> 01:07:04,525
<i>I think the track will end...</i>

1699
01:07:04,680 --> 01:07:06,921
right over there.
Yo, it's gonna be so tight.

1700
01:07:07,280 --> 01:07:09,044
- VANELLOPE: on, <i>I</i> love it.
-(INAUDIBLE)

1701
01:07:09,320 --> 01:07:10,731
Hey, can I tell you something

1702
01:07:10,800 --> 01:07:12,928
that I don't think
I could ever tell Ralph?

1703
01:07:13,080 --> 01:07:14,127
<i>SHANK". Oi course.</i>

1704
01:07:14,280 --> 01:07:15,645
VANELLOPE:
I know it sounds crazy...

1705
01:07:15,840 --> 01:07:19,526
but the second I walked
into this game, it felt...

1706
01:07:20,400 --> 01:07:22,243
Well, it felt like home.

1707
01:07:22,400 --> 01:07:24,801
I mean, more than
Sugar Rush ever did.

1708
01:07:24,960 --> 01:07:26,803
Oh, yeah? How so?

1709
01:07:26,960 --> 01:07:28,644
'Cause it's like my dream.

1710
01:07:28,800 --> 01:07:30,848
It's full of weirdos...

1711
01:07:31,000 --> 01:07:34,004
and the racing
is super dangerous...

1712
01:07:34,160 --> 01:07:36,925
and you never know
what's gonna happen next.

1713
01:07:37,600 --> 01:07:38,601
I mean, back home,

1714
01:07:38,680 --> 01:07:40,967
I know exactly
what's gonna happen next...

1715
01:07:41,160 --> 01:07:44,369
because Ralph's dream is to
do the same thing every day.

1716
01:07:46,520 --> 01:07:47,646
Hmm.

1717
01:07:49,680 --> 01:07:53,048
Here's something
I wish I'd learned years ago.

1718
01:07:53,200 --> 01:07:54,770
There is no law

1719
01:07:54,880 --> 01:07:58,327
saying best friends
have to have the same dreams.

1720
01:07:58,480 --> 01:07:59,481
You know?

1721
01:07:59,960 --> 01:08:01,007
Whoa.

1722
01:08:01,080 --> 01:08:02,411
Yeah.

1723
01:08:02,760 --> 01:08:05,969
You are a very wise person,
Shank.

1724
01:08:06,120 --> 01:08:08,327
And a good friend, too.

1725
01:08:08,520 --> 01:08:09,521
Thank you.

1726
01:08:09,680 --> 01:08:12,160
Around here, peeps like to
say, "Shank you."

1727
01:08:12,240 --> 01:08:13,321
(CHUCKLES)

1728
01:08:13,760 --> 01:08:15,603
You know, after you go home

1729
01:08:15,680 --> 01:08:17,444
and your life
gets back to normal...

1730
01:08:17,600 --> 01:08:19,170
you are always welcome here.

1731
01:08:19,360 --> 01:08:22,409
But that's the thing,
I want this to be my normal.

1732
01:08:22,560 --> 01:08:24,642
I want this to be my life.

1733
01:08:25,480 --> 01:08:27,005
I can't go home now.

1734
01:08:28,840 --> 01:08:30,330
I just can't.

1735
01:08:33,320 --> 01:08:34,446
(BEEPS)

1736
01:08:38,440 --> 01:08:39,441
Wow.

1737
01:08:40,280 --> 01:08:41,281
You know, where I come from,

1738
01:08:41,360 --> 01:08:43,727
that's called
a kick in the face.

1739
01:08:43,880 --> 01:08:45,291
I can't believe it.

1740
01:08:45,640 --> 01:08:48,166
A straight-up donkey kick
to the teeth.

1741
01:08:48,600 --> 01:08:50,807
She's supposed to be
my best friend.

1742
01:08:51,480 --> 01:08:53,050
No, this can't be right.

1743
01:08:54,160 --> 01:08:55,844
No, she's been brainwashed.

1744
01:08:56,000 --> 01:08:57,126
That's what this is.

1745
01:08:57,240 --> 01:08:58,241
Because the Vanellope I know

1746
01:08:58,360 --> 01:08:59,805
would never abandon me
like that.

1747
01:08:59,960 --> 01:09:01,564
I gotta get her out
of there now.

1748
01:09:01,720 --> 01:09:03,848
Hey, easy now, tiger.

1749
01:09:04,200 --> 01:09:05,247
I admire the impulse...

1750
01:09:05,320 --> 01:09:07,322
but you charge in there
like some white knight...

1751
01:09:07,480 --> 01:09:09,050
she's liable to hold it
against you.

1752
01:09:09,200 --> 01:09:11,328
So what? I'm supposed to
just let her stay in a game

1753
01:09:11,400 --> 01:09:12,561
that's obviously bad for her?

1754
01:09:12,720 --> 01:09:13,767
Of course not.

1755
01:09:13,960 --> 01:09:15,530
Then how do I make her leave?

1756
01:09:15,680 --> 01:09:18,604
She thinks it's so cool
and exciting in there.

1757
01:09:18,760 --> 01:09:21,969
Unless you know how I can
make the game boring or...

1758
01:09:22,640 --> 01:09:26,042
Wait. You know about viruses
and stuff, right, Spamley?

1759
01:09:26,680 --> 01:09:28,330
- Who's asking?
- Whoa.

1760
01:09:28,400 --> 01:09:29,890
Back home, me and the kid

1761
01:09:29,960 --> 01:09:32,201
used to goof off
in this game called <i>Tron.</i>

1762
01:09:32,360 --> 01:09:34,761
But then it got a virus that
made the motorbikes go slow...

1763
01:09:34,920 --> 01:09:36,968
and then Vanellope stopped
wanting to hang out in there.

1764
01:09:37,120 --> 01:09:38,531
So, is there a way

1765
01:09:38,600 --> 01:09:40,807
to do something
like that to Slaughter <i>Race?</i>

1766
01:09:40,960 --> 01:09:42,200
Oh, there's ways.

1767
01:09:43,280 --> 01:09:44,441
Follow me.

1768
01:09:49,240 --> 01:09:50,651
I got mothers' maiden names...

1769
01:09:50,800 --> 01:09:53,007
social security numbers,
PIN numbers...

1770
01:09:53,160 --> 01:09:54,321
SPAMLEY:
Now, this area down here

1771
01:09:54,400 --> 01:09:55,765
is what's called the Darknet.

1772
01:09:55,960 --> 01:09:57,883
A lot of shady characters
hang out down here...

1773
01:09:58,040 --> 01:10:00,122
so try to keep a low profile.
Gord!

1774
01:10:00,200 --> 01:10:01,611
-(YELPS)
- Oh, there you are.

1775
01:10:01,800 --> 01:10:04,167
Now Gord here,
he's dabbled in virus-making.

1776
01:10:04,320 --> 01:10:06,163
But his cousin,
this guy we're gonna go see...

1777
01:10:06,320 --> 01:10:09,483
Double Dan, this dude
is a virus-making machine.

1778
01:10:10,440 --> 01:10:11,566
Oh, oh, here we go.

1779
01:10:11,720 --> 01:10:13,370
Are you sure this is safe?

1780
01:10:13,560 --> 01:10:15,210
(CHUCKLES) Is it safe?
Of course it is.

1781
01:10:15,360 --> 01:10:18,250
Just whatever you do, do not
look at his little brother.

1782
01:10:18,320 --> 01:10:20,243
Oh, he has a little brother?

1783
01:10:23,800 --> 01:10:25,404
Double Dan!
(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)

1784
01:10:25,480 --> 01:10:26,891
Long time no see.

1785
01:10:27,040 --> 01:10:28,201
Who are you?

1786
01:10:28,360 --> 01:10:29,361
(STAMMERS) JP Spamley.

1787
01:10:29,760 --> 01:10:31,603
Uh, we met one time
over at Friendster...

1788
01:10:31,760 --> 01:10:34,889
which tells you
it had to be a long time ago.

1789
01:10:35,400 --> 01:10:37,004
- Oye. What are you looking at?
- Nothing.

1790
01:10:37,080 --> 01:10:38,081
Are you looking at my brother?

1791
01:10:38,160 --> 01:10:39,161
- No, sir.
- Don't you look

1792
01:10:39,240 --> 01:10:40,241
at my little brother.

1793
01:10:40,320 --> 01:10:42,448
- Oh, no, lwasn't.
- He's very self-conscious!

1794
01:10:42,520 --> 01:10:43,601
(GROANS)

1795
01:10:43,680 --> 01:10:45,205
-(G ROWLS)
-(GAsPs)

1796
01:10:45,560 --> 01:10:46,641
YOu?

1797
01:10:46,840 --> 01:10:48,410
What are you doing here?

1798
01:10:48,480 --> 01:10:49,686
Uh... (CLEARS THROAT)

1799
01:10:49,760 --> 01:10:51,842
The reason I came to
your neck of the face...

1800
01:10:52,000 --> 01:10:54,651
I mean, there's a face
in your neck. I mean, woods.

1801
01:10:54,800 --> 01:10:57,167
Neck of the woods. The reason
I'm here is 'cause I...

1802
01:10:57,320 --> 01:10:59,448
Well, I heard a little tumor,
rumor...

1803
01:10:59,600 --> 01:11:01,125
I heard a rumor
that you could, well,

1804
01:11:01,200 --> 01:11:03,248
give me a harmless virus
kind of thing...

1805
01:11:03,440 --> 01:11:04,521
that might be able to

1806
01:11:04,600 --> 01:11:06,443
<i>slow</i> down
<i>the Slaughter Race</i> game?

1807
01:11:06,600 --> 01:11:07,806
Oh, yeah.

1808
01:11:08,360 --> 01:11:11,125
My cousin Gordon told me
that you wanted to crash it.

1809
01:11:11,200 --> 01:11:12,201
Crash it? No!

1810
01:11:12,280 --> 01:11:13,964
No,no,no.

1811
01:11:14,160 --> 01:11:15,650
(STAMMERS) I don't want
anyone getting hurt.

1812
01:11:15,720 --> 01:11:16,767
DOUBLE DAN: Hmm.

1813
01:11:16,840 --> 01:11:18,763
If there's a way to just,
uh...

1814
01:11:18,960 --> 01:11:20,007
I don't know...

1815
01:11:20,080 --> 01:11:22,082
just make the cars
go slow or something...

1816
01:11:22,240 --> 01:11:24,481
so the game is boring...

1817
01:11:24,640 --> 01:11:26,404
and my friend
comes back home to me.

1818
01:11:26,800 --> 01:11:30,600
Allow me to
introduce you to Arthur.

1819
01:11:30,720 --> 01:11:32,165
-(GROWLING)
-(BOTH YELPING)

1820
01:11:32,240 --> 01:11:34,004
Easy there, boy. (LAUGHS)

1821
01:11:34,280 --> 01:11:35,770
He's keen.

1822
01:11:35,920 --> 01:11:39,606
Arthur's what I call
an insecurity virus.

1823
01:11:39,760 --> 01:11:42,730
Means he looks for
little flaws and weaknesses

1824
01:11:42,800 --> 01:11:44,723
that make a program insecure.

1825
01:11:47,200 --> 01:11:49,931
You release him
into that Slaughter Race game,

1826
01:11:50,000 --> 01:11:52,571
Arthur will find some defect
in the code.

1827
01:11:52,720 --> 01:11:54,245
Then he'll copy that defect

1828
01:11:54,320 --> 01:11:56,687
and spread it
all over the game...

1829
01:11:56,840 --> 01:12:00,526
until everything becomes,
quote, unquote, "boring"...

1830
01:12:00,680 --> 01:12:02,967
just like you wanted.

1831
01:12:03,120 --> 01:12:04,121
Okay.

1832
01:12:04,280 --> 01:12:06,044
Just to be super clear here...

1833
01:12:06,200 --> 01:12:07,486
no one gets hurt, right?

1834
01:12:07,640 --> 01:12:08,687
Are you stupid?

1835
01:12:08,800 --> 01:12:09,801
Well, uh...

1836
01:12:09,960 --> 01:12:12,008
Because the only way
anyone gets hurt...

1837
01:12:12,160 --> 01:12:13,491
is if you are stupid.

1838
01:12:13,680 --> 01:12:14,806
All you have to do...

1839
01:12:14,960 --> 01:12:18,328
is make sure the virus stays
in Slaughter <i>Race.</i>

1840
01:12:18,520 --> 01:12:20,329
Right. Don't be stupid.

1841
01:12:20,520 --> 01:12:21,965
Make sure it doesn't get out
of Slaughter <i>Race.</i>

1842
01:12:22,040 --> 01:12:23,041
Goiter it. Gah!

1843
01:12:23,120 --> 01:12:24,121
- Got it! Got it.
- Get out!

1844
01:12:24,280 --> 01:12:25,486
Thank you, you're a cyst face.

1845
01:12:25,640 --> 01:12:26,846
- Out!
- I mean, assistance.

1846
01:12:27,000 --> 01:12:28,729
Thank you for your
cyst face... Assistance.

1847
01:12:28,880 --> 01:12:30,291
- Get out!
- RALPH: Goodbye!

1848
01:12:30,360 --> 01:12:31,566
Ugh.

1849
01:12:32,000 --> 01:12:34,162
(PYRO PANTING)

1850
01:12:34,840 --> 01:12:36,729
Ah! Fiddlesticks!
Well, that's game.

1851
01:12:36,880 --> 01:12:38,086
Ah, beginner's luck.

1852
01:12:38,240 --> 01:12:39,810
Come on, kid.
I know a hustle

1853
01:12:39,880 --> 01:12:40,881
-when I see one.
-(CHUCKLES)

1854
01:12:41,000 --> 01:12:42,047
(HORN BLARES)

1855
01:12:42,120 --> 01:12:43,724
- Player's on the way.
- Thanks, Bob.

1856
01:12:43,920 --> 01:12:45,331
- Let's roll!
- PYRO: Game faces on, guys.

1857
01:12:45,480 --> 01:12:47,687
Show time.
You ready for your first race?

1858
01:12:47,800 --> 01:12:49,848
Um, yeah. I think so.

1859
01:12:50,000 --> 01:12:52,446
Hey, don't be nervous.
You're gonna be great.

1860
01:12:52,600 --> 01:12:54,728
Yeah, no, I know.
I'll be fine.

1861
01:12:54,800 --> 01:12:57,280
Mmm. You didn't tell
Ralph yet, did you?

1862
01:12:58,240 --> 01:12:59,924
Not exactly.

1863
01:13:00,080 --> 01:13:02,560
Come on, V.
He's your best friend.

1864
01:13:02,720 --> 01:13:03,721
You gotta let him know

1865
01:13:03,800 --> 01:13:05,404
you're planning on
staying here for a while.

1866
01:13:05,560 --> 01:13:08,404
I know. But he's gonna
get really upset.

1867
01:13:08,560 --> 01:13:10,403
Yeah, he might,
but you guys...

1868
01:13:10,560 --> 01:13:13,211
you'll talk, you'll work it
out, you'll figure it out.

1869
01:13:13,360 --> 01:13:14,964
Yeah, but what if we don't?

1870
01:13:15,160 --> 01:13:17,606
What if his feelings
get hurt so bad...

1871
01:13:17,760 --> 01:13:19,842
he won't wanna be
my friend anymore?

1872
01:13:20,040 --> 01:13:23,123
Look.
All friendships change...

1873
01:13:23,280 --> 01:13:24,441
but the good ones...

1874
01:13:24,920 --> 01:13:26,365
they get stronger
because of it.

1875
01:13:26,440 --> 01:13:27,521
(HORN BLARES)

1876
01:13:27,680 --> 01:13:29,444
Uh, Shank,
I hate to bother you...

1877
01:13:29,600 --> 01:13:31,807
but the player is waiting.

1878
01:13:31,960 --> 01:13:33,849
I'm not gonna tell you
what to do, kid.

1879
01:13:34,000 --> 01:13:35,286
It's your call.

1880
01:13:35,920 --> 01:13:36,967
Yeah, okay.

1881
01:13:37,880 --> 01:13:38,881
(SIGHS) All right.

1882
01:13:38,960 --> 01:13:40,121
Let's race.

1883
01:13:43,680 --> 01:13:44,727
(SIGHS)

1884
01:13:46,320 --> 01:13:48,129
(ELECTRICITY CRACKLING)

1885
01:13:54,400 --> 01:13:56,641
<i>ARTHUR".
Scanning for insecurities.</i>

1886
01:13:58,800 --> 01:14:00,689
<i>Scanning for insecurities.</i>

1887
01:14:02,840 --> 01:14:04,842
<i>ANNOUNCER: "Precious Car-go."</i>

1888
01:14:05,040 --> 01:14:07,042
<i>Deliver the car
to Bart's Chop Shop...</i>

1889
01:14:07,200 --> 01:14:09,931
<i>but watch out
for Shank and her crew.</i>

1890
01:14:10,160 --> 01:14:12,561
(TIRES SCREECHING)

1891
01:14:23,760 --> 01:14:25,524
(PLAYER SCREAMS)

1892
01:14:25,600 --> 01:14:27,489
(TIRES SCREECHING)

1893
01:14:27,920 --> 01:14:29,649
Power drift into a driftjump!

1894
01:14:29,800 --> 01:14:31,928
I saw it! You're amazing!

1895
01:14:32,000 --> 01:14:33,001
Thank you.

1896
01:14:42,120 --> 01:14:45,169
<i>ARTHUR".
Scanning for insecurities.</i>

1897
01:14:49,240 --> 01:14:51,925
Looks like we're not finished.
Come on, V.

1898
01:14:54,320 --> 01:14:55,321
Ralph?

1899
01:14:55,760 --> 01:14:56,966
(BRAKES SCREECHING)

1900
01:15:00,680 --> 01:15:01,727
Huh.

1901
01:15:01,800 --> 01:15:04,121
Okay. Relax. Relax!

1902
01:15:04,280 --> 01:15:05,406
I'll just call him
after the race.

1903
01:15:05,520 --> 01:15:06,521
It'll be okay.

1904
01:15:07,120 --> 01:15:08,531
<i>(GLITCHES) Ralph Will be fine.</i>

1905
01:15:09,960 --> 01:15:11,371
<i>ARTHUR". Insecurity detected.</i>

1906
01:15:13,080 --> 01:15:14,525
<i>Copying insecurity.</i>

1907
01:15:18,080 --> 01:15:22,483
<i>Distributing insecurity.</i>

1908
01:15:22,560 --> 01:15:26,042
<i>Distributing insecurity.
Distributing...</i>

1909
01:15:26,120 --> 01:15:29,044
(GASPING) What is happening?

1910
01:15:34,720 --> 01:15:36,085
RALPH:
What's going on, Spamley?

1911
01:15:36,240 --> 01:15:37,924
The whole place
is going crazy.

1912
01:15:38,080 --> 01:15:40,162
I thought that virus was just
supposed to slow down her car.

1913
01:15:40,320 --> 01:15:41,321
It was.

1914
01:15:41,400 --> 01:15:43,289
It must've found something
real unstable in there.

1915
01:15:44,920 --> 01:15:46,570
It's her glitch.

1916
01:15:47,000 --> 01:15:48,411
<i>ANNOUNGER: Game reboot begins</i>

1917
01:15:48,520 --> 01:15:49,760
<i>in 60 seconds.</i>

1918
01:15:50,120 --> 01:15:51,963
Whoa, hey! Hey, Ralph,
you can't go in there.

1919
01:15:52,120 --> 01:15:53,201
They're gonna
reboot the game...

1920
01:15:53,280 --> 01:15:54,406
and anything that doesn't
belong in there

1921
01:15:54,480 --> 01:15:55,481
will be deleted.

1922
01:15:55,560 --> 01:15:57,050
Yeah, and if I don't get her
outta there,

1923
01:15:57,120 --> 01:15:58,690
Vanellope's gonna die!

1924
01:16:01,040 --> 01:16:03,247
Come on, kid.
The game's crashing. Let's go.

1925
01:16:03,400 --> 01:16:04,606
I think it's my glitch.

1926
01:16:04,760 --> 01:16:07,684
I'm sorry, I didn't mean to
destroy your game.

1927
01:16:07,840 --> 01:16:10,730
We'll be fine, but your code
isn't part of this game.

1928
01:16:10,960 --> 01:16:13,964
We got to get you out of here
now. Follow me to the exit.

1929
01:16:19,520 --> 01:16:20,851
(GASPS)

1930
01:16:22,680 --> 01:16:24,489
Oh, no, no!

1931
01:16:24,600 --> 01:16:25,601
(TIRES SCREECHING)

1932
01:16:31,080 --> 01:16:32,127
RALPH: Kid!

1933
01:16:32,200 --> 01:16:33,611
Kid, where are you?

1934
01:16:34,320 --> 01:16:36,402
SHANK: The server
is rebooting, Ralph.

1935
01:16:36,560 --> 01:16:38,483
Both of you have to
get out of here now.

1936
01:16:38,640 --> 01:16:39,880
Kid, I got you. I got you.

1937
01:16:41,720 --> 01:16:42,960
-(ALARM BLARING)
- ANNOUNCER: Game reboot...

1938
01:16:43,160 --> 01:16:46,721
in five, four, three...

1939
01:16:46,880 --> 01:16:48,723
-two, one.
-(BANGING)

1940
01:16:48,800 --> 01:16:50,564
(RALPH GRUNTS, PANTING)

1941
01:16:51,000 --> 01:16:53,002
<i>ANNOUNCER: Reboot in progress.</i>

1942
01:16:56,440 --> 01:16:58,329
Come on, Vanellope. Wake up.

1943
01:16:58,480 --> 01:17:00,562
Come on. Don't leave me, kid.

1944
01:17:00,640 --> 01:17:02,085
(RASPY BREATHING)

1945
01:17:03,320 --> 01:17:04,446
Ralph?

1946
01:17:04,640 --> 01:17:07,405
Oh. There you are.
You okay, kid?

1947
01:17:08,160 --> 01:17:11,482
Ralph, I messed up so bad.

1948
01:17:11,640 --> 01:17:13,768
No. No, you didn't, it's okay.

1949
01:17:14,120 --> 01:17:16,805
This is all because of me
and my glitch.

1950
01:17:17,200 --> 01:17:18,929
I should've
just stayed with you...

1951
01:17:19,080 --> 01:17:21,811
instead of following
some stupid dream.

1952
01:17:22,120 --> 01:17:23,485
(SOBBING)

1953
01:17:23,560 --> 01:17:25,767
I've ruined everything.

1954
01:17:26,200 --> 01:17:27,964
No, kid, no.

1955
01:17:29,720 --> 01:17:33,486
Ah, look. I didn't mean
for it to happen like this.

1956
01:17:33,640 --> 01:17:36,644
It was not supposed
to be this bad.

1957
01:17:37,160 --> 01:17:38,286
(SNIFFLES)

1958
01:17:39,360 --> 01:17:42,011
You didn't mean
for what to happen?

1959
01:17:42,320 --> 01:17:46,006
I mighta,
kinda sorta put a...

1960
01:17:47,280 --> 01:17:50,204
harmless little virus
in the game.

1961
01:17:50,360 --> 01:17:52,408
A virus?

1962
01:17:52,600 --> 01:17:54,807
You did this?

1963
01:17:54,960 --> 01:17:57,008
I wouldn't have done anything

1964
01:17:57,080 --> 01:17:58,286
if I hadn't heard you
tell Shank...

1965
01:17:58,480 --> 01:18:00,403
that you wanted to live in
Slaughter <i>Race</i> forever.

1966
01:18:00,480 --> 01:18:01,606
(GASPS)

1967
01:18:01,680 --> 01:18:03,808
So you were spying on me?

1968
01:18:03,960 --> 01:18:05,962
Hey. You're not exactly
innocent here.

1969
01:18:06,160 --> 01:18:08,640
You were gonna ditch everybody
and abandon Sugar Rush.

1970
01:18:08,800 --> 01:18:12,202
Oh, please. I'm one of 16
racers. They'd never miss me.

1971
01:18:12,360 --> 01:18:13,521
What about me?

1972
01:18:13,680 --> 01:18:16,081
Why would I ever spend
another second with you...

1973
01:18:16,240 --> 01:18:17,401
after what you did?

1974
01:18:18,200 --> 01:18:19,201
(RALPH GASPS)

1975
01:18:19,280 --> 01:18:20,725
No!

1976
01:18:24,440 --> 01:18:25,965
No.

1977
01:18:26,600 --> 01:18:28,170
Vanellope,
where are you going?

1978
01:18:28,320 --> 01:18:29,606
Wherever you're not.

1979
01:18:29,760 --> 01:18:30,807
Wait a minute. I can explain.

1980
01:18:30,880 --> 01:18:32,803
No!
You will not follow me.

1981
01:18:32,960 --> 01:18:33,961
Vanellope, please...

1982
01:18:34,120 --> 01:18:36,930
A friend would never do
what you did. Never!

1983
01:18:37,080 --> 01:18:39,321
So you leave me alone!

1984
01:18:39,520 --> 01:18:42,000
Vanellope, no, no, no! Please!

1985
01:18:42,160 --> 01:18:44,003
Please! What did I do?

1986
01:18:44,760 --> 01:18:46,125
<i>ARTHUR".
Scanning for insecurities.</i>

1987
01:18:46,320 --> 01:18:48,163
<i>Vanellope, come on,
don't leave me!</i>

1988
01:18:48,960 --> 01:18:50,530
<i>ARTHUR". Insecurity detected.</i>

1989
01:18:53,840 --> 01:18:55,649
<i>-(BEEPING)
- Copying insecurity.</i>

1990
01:18:58,760 --> 01:19:00,888
Oh, no, no, no.

1991
01:19:01,280 --> 01:19:03,203
<i>ARTHUR".
Distributing insecurity.</i>

1992
01:19:10,320 --> 01:19:13,164
(PANTING)

1993
01:19:13,240 --> 01:19:14,241
Come on.

1994
01:19:14,720 --> 01:19:16,245
(GRUNTING)

1995
01:19:16,840 --> 01:19:17,841
Where is it?

1996
01:19:18,720 --> 01:19:19,960
(GRUNTS, PANTING)

1997
01:19:20,480 --> 01:19:21,686
Ooh!

1998
01:19:22,680 --> 01:19:24,489
(PANTING)

1999
01:19:26,520 --> 01:19:27,601
Oh, no.

2000
01:19:36,160 --> 01:19:37,844
(GROANS)

2001
01:19:38,880 --> 01:19:40,166
(SIGHS)

2002
01:19:40,520 --> 01:19:42,682
(PANTING)

2003
01:19:43,480 --> 01:19:45,369
You are such an idiot.

2004
01:19:45,960 --> 01:19:47,962
(FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING)

2005
01:19:48,320 --> 01:19:50,209
-(GROWLING)
-(GASPS)

2006
01:19:51,040 --> 01:19:53,042
(SNIFFLING)

2007
01:19:54,160 --> 01:19:55,241
(SHRIEKS)

2008
01:19:55,320 --> 01:19:56,845
(GROWLING)

2009
01:19:56,920 --> 01:20:01,448
What is your problem, Ralph?
I told you, don't follow me.

2010
01:20:01,640 --> 01:20:03,404
Ff lend?

2011
01:20:03,840 --> 01:20:05,763
Cut that out.
You're scaring me.

2012
01:20:05,920 --> 01:20:07,445
- Ff lend!
- Huh? Whoa!

2013
01:20:08,040 --> 01:20:10,202
- What the...?
- Ff lend?

2014
01:20:11,440 --> 01:20:13,169
-(GRUNTING)
-(YELPS)

2015
01:20:14,160 --> 01:20:15,605
RALPH CLONES: Friend!

2016
01:20:17,560 --> 01:20:19,210
(RALPH CLONES SHOUTING)

2017
01:20:22,120 --> 01:20:24,407
Sweet mother of Ralph!

2018
01:20:24,480 --> 01:20:25,561
<i>NEWS ANCHOR". In breaking news,</i>

2019
01:20:25,640 --> 01:20:26,846
<i>the Internet
is under assault...</i>

2020
01:20:26,920 --> 01:20:29,161
<i>as a massive
denial-of-service attack...</i>

2021
01:20:29,240 --> 01:20:30,241
<i>crashes servers
across the web.</i>

2022
01:20:30,320 --> 01:20:31,321
(RALPH CLONES GRUNTING)

2023
01:20:31,400 --> 01:20:32,561
<i>The Wreck-It Ralph virus</i>

2024
01:20:32,680 --> 01:20:35,126
<i>is fast-moving
and destructive.</i>

2025
01:20:36,160 --> 01:20:38,561
Friend? Huh? (GROWLS)

2026
01:20:39,400 --> 01:20:40,561
(GASPS)

2027
01:20:41,200 --> 01:20:42,611
(RALPH CLONES GRUNTING)

2028
01:20:42,800 --> 01:20:43,926
Ff lend?

2029
01:20:44,600 --> 01:20:47,080
(RALPH CLONES GRUNTING)

2030
01:20:49,440 --> 01:20:50,441
Huh?

2031
01:20:50,600 --> 01:20:52,648
<i>Experts are still trying to
understand who or what</i>

2032
01:20:52,720 --> 01:20:54,609
<i>the virus's intended
target may be.</i>

2033
01:20:57,520 --> 01:20:59,090
Ff lend.

2034
01:20:59,800 --> 01:21:01,564
RALPH CLONES: Friend.

2035
01:21:01,640 --> 01:21:03,483
(SHOUTING)

2036
01:21:03,560 --> 01:21:04,891
Ff lend!

2037
01:21:05,040 --> 01:21:06,565
RALPH CLONES: Friend!

2038
01:21:07,440 --> 01:21:08,726
(SHUDDERING)

2039
01:21:08,840 --> 01:21:10,285
I found 130 results for

2040
01:21:10,360 --> 01:21:12,806
"Where does my high school
girlfriend live now?"

2041
01:21:14,080 --> 01:21:15,241
You're welcome.

2042
01:21:15,400 --> 01:21:17,129
- VANELLOPE: Mr. KnowsMore!
- Hmm.

2043
01:21:17,640 --> 01:21:18,687
Oh, delightful!

2044
01:21:18,840 --> 01:21:20,205
You're that courteous
little cherub

2045
01:21:20,280 --> 01:21:21,805
who says "please"
and "thank you."

2046
01:21:21,960 --> 01:21:23,450
What can KnowsMore
help you find today?

2047
01:21:23,520 --> 01:21:24,521
There's a whole...

2048
01:21:24,600 --> 01:21:25,840
Whole Foods,
a hole in the ozone...

2049
01:21:26,000 --> 01:21:27,923
<i>A Whole</i> Lotta Love by
British rockers Led Zeppelin?

2050
01:21:28,400 --> 01:21:31,210
No! No! There's a whole bunch
of Ralphs chasing me.

2051
01:21:31,400 --> 01:21:33,209
RALPH CLONES: Friend...

2052
01:21:33,920 --> 01:21:35,763
This would probably be
an appropriate time

2053
01:21:35,840 --> 01:21:37,171
for me to shutter my site.

2054
01:21:38,000 --> 01:21:39,365
(STRAINING)

2055
01:21:39,440 --> 01:21:40,646
(EXCLAIMING)

2056
01:21:40,720 --> 01:21:42,688
(RALPH CLONES GRUNTING)

2057
01:21:45,080 --> 01:21:46,161
-(PANTING)
- How long you think

2058
01:21:46,240 --> 01:21:47,366
before they get in here?

2059
01:21:47,440 --> 01:21:49,966
-(BANGING ON SHUTTER)
-(GASPS) Precisely one second.

2060
01:21:50,400 --> 01:21:51,686
(GASPING)

2061
01:21:51,800 --> 01:21:53,290
- Ooh! Ow! Ow! Ow!
-(VANELLOPE GRUNTING)

2062
01:21:53,360 --> 01:21:54,361
Hey, hey, hey!

2063
01:21:54,520 --> 01:21:55,681
It's me!
It's the real me!

2064
01:21:55,840 --> 01:21:57,649
Ow! (EXCLAIMING)

2065
01:21:58,200 --> 01:22:00,248
"Ralph?
"My ap0l0gies.

2066
01:22:00,760 --> 01:22:01,807
I followed those things here.

2067
01:22:01,880 --> 01:22:03,166
I think they're looking
for you, kid.

2068
01:22:04,120 --> 01:22:07,044
Yeah, you think?
What did you do?

2069
01:22:07,200 --> 01:22:10,170
I'm so sorry.
I don't know how this happened.

2070
01:22:10,360 --> 01:22:11,486
Well, I think
it's fairly obvious.

2071
01:22:11,640 --> 01:22:13,927
It happened because
an insecurity virus cloned...

2072
01:22:14,080 --> 01:22:16,651
all of your needy, clingy,
self-destructive behavior.

2073
01:22:16,800 --> 01:22:18,450
The very behavior
which left unchecked

2074
01:22:18,520 --> 01:22:19,681
can destroy friendships...

2075
01:22:19,840 --> 01:22:23,447
and in this particular case,
the entire Internet! (GASPS)

2076
01:22:23,520 --> 01:22:25,170
(VANELLOPE AND
KNOWSMORE EXCLAIM)

2077
01:22:25,240 --> 01:22:26,969
KnowsMore!
You have all the answers.

2078
01:22:27,120 --> 01:22:28,451
Official query...

2079
01:22:28,600 --> 01:22:30,568
what do I do if clones of me

2080
01:22:30,640 --> 01:22:32,961
are trying to capture
my friend? Search.

2081
01:22:33,040 --> 01:22:34,451
(SHUDDERING)

2082
01:22:34,520 --> 01:22:36,682
I find two results
for your query.

2083
01:22:36,760 --> 01:22:38,728
Either you put all the clones
in therapy.

2084
01:22:38,880 --> 01:22:40,723
Not very realistic.

2085
01:22:40,880 --> 01:22:42,769
Or, the anti-virus district
is surrounded

2086
01:22:42,840 --> 01:22:44,729
by a gate made from
security software.

2087
01:22:44,880 --> 01:22:45,881
If Vanellope could somehow

2088
01:22:45,960 --> 01:22:47,007
lead all of the clones
through the gate...

2089
01:22:47,160 --> 01:22:49,003
they would be deleted
all at once.

2090
01:22:49,160 --> 01:22:52,403
Sort of a co-dependent
pied piper situation.

2091
01:22:52,560 --> 01:22:54,927
Wait. We know a pied piper.

2092
01:22:55,080 --> 01:22:56,570
- We do?
- Yesss.

2093
01:22:56,720 --> 01:22:57,926
- Who?
- Yesss!

2094
01:22:58,080 --> 01:22:59,206
Yeah, but who is it?

2095
01:23:01,200 --> 01:23:03,009
Oh, you mean Yesss!

2096
01:23:06,880 --> 01:23:09,247
Thanks for your help,
KnowsMore.

2097
01:23:09,400 --> 01:23:11,289
It's a bit of an empty gesture
at this point,

2098
01:23:11,360 --> 01:23:12,521
wouldn't you say?

2099
01:23:13,360 --> 01:23:14,885
(SIGHS)
Guess I forgot to tell Ralph

2100
01:23:14,960 --> 01:23:16,325
that when you
break the Internet...

2101
01:23:16,480 --> 01:23:19,131
you don't literally
have to break the Internet.

2102
01:23:19,280 --> 01:23:20,566
I can't believe he did this.

2103
01:23:20,760 --> 01:23:23,081
Yeah, well, I mean,
dude obviously made

2104
01:23:23,160 --> 01:23:25,128
some real questionable
choices here.

2105
01:23:25,280 --> 01:23:27,760
But he also made a bee pun to
save his best friend's game...

2106
01:23:29,440 --> 01:23:33,445
so what can I say, kid,
life's complicated.

2107
01:23:34,320 --> 01:23:36,482
You ready to pied the piper?

2108
01:23:37,520 --> 01:23:38,931
(RALPH CLONE GRUNTING)

2109
01:23:39,320 --> 01:23:41,527
VANELLOPE: Yoo-hoo! Up here!

2110
01:23:42,920 --> 01:23:45,890
It's me, your bestest friend
in the whole wide world...

2111
01:23:46,080 --> 01:23:47,445
who you can't live without!

2112
01:23:48,240 --> 01:23:50,208
RALPH CLONES: Friend!

2113
01:23:52,280 --> 01:23:55,602
Wow, from up here I can see
how I do come across as...

2114
01:23:55,800 --> 01:23:57,290
needy, and clingy,

2115
01:23:57,360 --> 01:24:00,125
and self-destructive
like KnowsMore said.

2116
01:24:01,120 --> 01:24:02,451
Listen, kid...

2117
01:24:02,640 --> 01:24:03,641
I don't blame you

2118
01:24:03,720 --> 01:24:05,404
for not wanting
to be my friend anymore.

2119
01:24:05,600 --> 01:24:07,602
I never said I didn't want to
be your friend.

2120
01:24:07,760 --> 01:24:11,481
I said you were acting like
a bad friend. Which you were.

2121
01:24:11,640 --> 01:24:13,005
I know I was, but I...

2122
01:24:13,160 --> 01:24:14,207
YESSS: Hey, my babies!

2123
01:24:14,400 --> 01:24:17,483
That's the anti-virus district
straight ahead. Whoo!

2124
01:24:17,640 --> 01:24:19,324
All right, to be continued,
okay?

2125
01:24:21,920 --> 01:24:24,491
(RALPH CLONES GRUNTING)

2126
01:24:26,960 --> 01:24:28,883
Whoo-hoo! We're gonna make it!

2127
01:24:29,000 --> 01:24:30,764
(RALPH CLONES GRUNTING)

2128
01:24:39,520 --> 01:24:41,090
(ALL SCREAMING)

2129
01:24:45,000 --> 01:24:46,001
RALPH: You guys okay?

2130
01:24:46,240 --> 01:24:47,401
- I'm fine!
-(YESSS SIGHS)

2131
01:24:47,480 --> 01:24:50,324
Yeah, all good.
Look, we can still do this.

2132
01:24:50,520 --> 01:24:52,921
Come on, big man.
Help me turn this thing over.

2133
01:24:53,000 --> 01:24:54,047
(YESSS GRUNTING)

2134
01:24:54,120 --> 01:24:56,407
Uh... (GASPS)

2135
01:24:56,480 --> 01:24:58,403
Uh, guys?

2136
01:24:58,480 --> 01:25:00,164
-(RALPH GRUNTS)
-(GASPS)

2137
01:25:01,280 --> 01:25:02,327
(GASPS)

2138
01:25:02,400 --> 01:25:05,483
(RALPH CLONES GRUNTING)

2139
01:25:09,040 --> 01:25:12,123
RALPHZILLAI Friend?

2140
01:25:12,280 --> 01:25:14,328
That is unsettling.

2141
01:25:14,720 --> 01:25:17,166
(RALPHZILLA GRUNTING)

2142
01:25:18,360 --> 01:25:19,885
- Ff lend.
{GASPS)

2143
01:25:20,560 --> 01:25:22,005
Get Vanellope out of here now.

2144
01:25:22,160 --> 01:25:23,161
What about you, Ralph?

2145
01:25:23,240 --> 01:25:25,402
Just go. I got a date
with the man in the mirror.

2146
01:25:26,440 --> 01:25:27,805
Hey, you!

2147
01:25:28,760 --> 01:25:29,966
(GRUNTING)

2148
01:25:30,680 --> 01:25:32,967
You keep away from her!

2149
01:25:33,120 --> 01:25:35,043
I'm gonna wreck it!

2150
01:25:35,600 --> 01:25:37,762
-(ELECTRICITY CRACKLING)
-(RALPHZILLA GROANING)

2151
01:25:38,000 --> 01:25:40,844
- She's not your friend!
-(RALPHZILLA GROANING)

2152
01:25:41,600 --> 01:25:43,409
She's my friend!

2153
01:25:44,520 --> 01:25:45,726
Here it is, this way.

2154
01:25:45,880 --> 01:25:47,928
Come on, kid. We gotta move.

2155
01:25:51,040 --> 01:25:52,530
(RALPH GRUNTING)

2156
01:25:55,320 --> 01:25:56,765
(RALPHZILLA GROWLING)

2157
01:26:00,320 --> 01:26:01,890
Eeeee-oh-boy!

2158
01:26:02,600 --> 01:26:05,365
(ALL SCREAMING)

2159
01:26:06,280 --> 01:26:08,123
(GASPING)

2160
01:26:11,200 --> 01:26:12,770
(GRUNTING)

2161
01:26:13,600 --> 01:26:16,285
(RALPHZILLA GROANING)

2162
01:26:17,120 --> 01:26:18,849
(BOTH EXCLAIMING)

2163
01:26:18,920 --> 01:26:20,206
(GASPS) NQ!

2164
01:26:21,040 --> 01:26:22,644
Whoa! (YELPS)

2165
01:26:22,720 --> 01:26:25,883
- Vanellope!
-(SCREAMING)

2166
01:26:27,200 --> 01:26:28,884
(VANELLOPE GRUNTS, EXCLAIMS)

2167
01:26:30,360 --> 01:26:32,806
VANELLOPE: Hey! Let go of me!

2168
01:26:33,280 --> 01:26:34,486
(RALPH GRUNTING)

2169
01:26:35,480 --> 01:26:37,164
- Kid!
'Raiph!

2170
01:26:39,400 --> 01:26:40,640
(GRUNTING)

2171
01:26:41,800 --> 01:26:42,881
Hey!

2172
01:26:43,320 --> 01:26:45,721
Hey, get back here!

2173
01:26:45,960 --> 01:26:47,166
RALPHZILLAI Huh?

2174
01:26:48,760 --> 01:26:50,091
You put her down!

2175
01:26:50,160 --> 01:26:51,650
Whoa!

2176
01:26:52,000 --> 01:26:54,924
(EXCLAIMS, GRUNTING)

2177
01:27:04,000 --> 01:27:05,081
(HORN BLARING)

2178
01:27:05,480 --> 01:27:06,925
(GRUNTING, YELLS)

2179
01:27:10,960 --> 01:27:13,088
(GRUNTING)

2180
01:27:14,120 --> 01:27:15,645
Vanellope!

2181
01:27:20,520 --> 01:27:22,761
(PANTING)

2182
01:27:31,720 --> 01:27:35,361
You know, you're acting
like a real bad guy here!

2183
01:27:35,840 --> 01:27:38,161
RALPHZILLAI No!

2184
01:27:38,240 --> 01:27:39,446
Well, you are!

2185
01:27:39,600 --> 01:27:41,728
And I will never
be your friend!

2186
01:27:42,480 --> 01:27:44,881
-(ROARING)
-(SHRIEKING)

2187
01:27:45,920 --> 01:27:47,445
RALPH: Hey, doofus!

2188
01:27:48,120 --> 01:27:49,121
Ralph!

2189
01:27:56,680 --> 01:27:59,331
Catch me if you can,
you big dummy!

2190
01:28:00,560 --> 01:28:01,891
(RALPH GRUNTS)

2191
01:28:05,600 --> 01:28:07,125
I got you, little sister.

2192
01:28:07,200 --> 01:28:08,611
(VANELLOPE EXCLAIMS)

2193
01:28:10,720 --> 01:28:12,210
(GRUNTS) Now go!
Get out of here!

2194
01:28:12,360 --> 01:28:14,089
"Ralph!
- 60!

2195
01:28:14,240 --> 01:28:17,050
No! (STUTTERS) Don't hurt him!

2196
01:28:17,720 --> 01:28:18,801
Please, no!

2197
01:28:20,440 --> 01:28:22,886
(GROANING)

2198
01:28:23,400 --> 01:28:25,971
Stop it! You're squishing him!

2199
01:28:26,040 --> 01:28:27,530
(GROANING)

2200
01:28:27,600 --> 01:28:29,728
You're gonna
kill my best friend!

2201
01:28:29,800 --> 01:28:31,290
(GROANING)

2202
01:28:31,360 --> 01:28:32,850
(RALPH WHIMPERING)

2203
01:28:34,000 --> 01:28:36,480
Fine! You win! You win, okay?

2204
01:28:37,720 --> 01:28:39,131
(GASPING)

2205
01:28:39,560 --> 01:28:42,086
Just please put him down.

2206
01:28:44,520 --> 01:28:47,091
I'll be your only friend,
okay?

2207
01:28:47,240 --> 01:28:49,049
Just let him go.

2208
01:28:49,320 --> 01:28:50,924
No! No, kid.

2209
01:28:52,080 --> 01:28:53,286
RALPHZILLAI Huh?

2210
01:28:54,520 --> 01:28:56,807
VANELLOPEI
That's it. That's it. Yeah.

2211
01:28:56,960 --> 01:28:59,440
Put him down
and I'll go with you...

2212
01:28:59,640 --> 01:29:01,244
and we'll be
best friends forever.

2213
01:29:01,320 --> 01:29:02,651
(EXCLAIMS)

2214
01:29:02,720 --> 01:29:04,131
Just me and you.

2215
01:29:04,640 --> 01:29:06,051
That's what you want, right?

2216
01:29:06,800 --> 01:29:09,201
(RALPHZILLA EXCLAIMING)

2217
01:29:09,320 --> 01:29:10,606
RALPH: Well,
that's not what I want!

2218
01:29:12,400 --> 01:29:14,767
It's not right to hold a
friend back from her dreams!

2219
01:29:14,920 --> 01:29:16,729
You don't own her!

2220
01:29:16,880 --> 01:29:19,690
That's not how
friendship works!

2221
01:29:19,880 --> 01:29:21,723
You need to let her go!

2222
01:29:22,600 --> 01:29:23,761
(RALPHZILLA SIGHING)

2223
01:29:23,840 --> 01:29:24,841
Hey-

2224
01:29:28,680 --> 01:29:30,205
You need to let her go.

2225
01:29:31,080 --> 01:29:32,366
(RALPHZILLA EXCLAIMING SADLY)

2226
01:29:32,840 --> 01:29:36,287
I know. It's gonna hurt
a little bit when you do.

2227
01:29:37,880 --> 01:29:40,201
Oh, who am I kidding?
It's gonna hurt a lot.

2228
01:29:41,680 --> 01:29:44,081
But you're gonna be okay.

2229
01:29:46,560 --> 01:29:48,483
And we're gonna be okay.

2230
01:29:48,640 --> 01:29:49,721
Right, kid?

2231
01:29:51,360 --> 01:29:54,011
Of course we are. Always.

2232
01:29:56,160 --> 01:29:59,084
See? No matter
where she goes...

2233
01:29:59,240 --> 01:30:01,447
or where she lives...

2234
01:30:02,080 --> 01:30:04,242
she's always gonna
be our friend.

2235
01:30:04,320 --> 01:30:06,049
And we just gotta trust her.

2236
01:30:06,600 --> 01:30:09,444
Because that's what
best friends do.

2237
01:30:10,320 --> 01:30:11,845
Right?

2238
01:30:16,160 --> 01:30:17,400
(RALPHZILLA SIGHS)

2239
01:30:26,640 --> 01:30:27,766
Thanks, buddy.

2240
01:30:29,200 --> 01:30:31,362
WOW! (CHUCKLES)

2241
01:30:32,600 --> 01:30:34,489
I feel good about this.

2242
01:30:34,560 --> 01:30:36,210
RALPHZILLAI Mmm.

2243
01:30:36,560 --> 01:30:39,131
RALPH CLONES: Mmm.

2244
01:30:41,160 --> 01:30:42,161
VANELLOPEI Ralph, look!

2245
01:30:42,320 --> 01:30:44,448
I think you fixed
your insecurity!

2246
01:30:46,240 --> 01:30:47,401
(LAUGHS) You're right.

2247
01:30:47,480 --> 01:30:49,721
Wh00-h00! (SCREAMING)

2248
01:30:49,800 --> 01:30:50,926
Ralph, no!

2249
01:30:51,000 --> 01:30:52,923
-(EXCLAIMING)
-(HORN BLARING)

2250
01:30:53,000 --> 01:30:54,411
Whoa!

2251
01:30:54,480 --> 01:30:56,403
Park it right here, Ralph!

2252
01:30:56,480 --> 01:30:58,562
Your 0l' pal
JP Spamley's gotcha!

2253
01:30:58,840 --> 01:31:01,002
(GASPS, LAUGHS) Whoo!

2254
01:31:02,320 --> 01:31:03,481
WOW, that didn't work.

2255
01:31:03,600 --> 01:31:06,046
(GROANS)

2256
01:31:07,840 --> 01:31:09,569
RAPUNZEL:
(GASPS) Look up there!

2257
01:31:09,720 --> 01:31:11,802
It's a big strong man
in need of rescuing.

2258
01:31:12,640 --> 01:31:13,766
(GRUNTS)

2259
01:31:20,440 --> 01:31:21,441
Hah!

2260
01:31:27,560 --> 01:31:28,800
(BIRDS CHIRPING)

2261
01:31:29,360 --> 01:31:30,566
(MICE CHATTERING)

2262
01:31:31,240 --> 01:31:32,401
(GIGGLING)

2263
01:31:33,240 --> 01:31:34,287
(CHITTERING)

2264
01:31:37,320 --> 01:31:38,367
"(GRUNTS)
-(GAsPs)

2265
01:31:38,720 --> 01:31:39,881
(GRUNTS)

2266
01:31:45,320 --> 01:31:46,401
(BOTH GASP)

2267
01:31:48,760 --> 01:31:50,250
(VOCALIZING)

2268
01:31:51,560 --> 01:31:53,608
(WIND WHOOSHING)

2269
01:31:59,360 --> 01:32:01,488
(GROANS)

2270
01:32:10,280 --> 01:32:12,328
-(KISSING SOUND)
- RALPH: Mmm.

2271
01:32:14,360 --> 01:32:16,283
(GASPS) Oh, thanks, Frogger.

2272
01:32:16,840 --> 01:32:17,966
Wait a minute.

2273
01:32:18,480 --> 01:32:19,561
Who are all of you?

2274
01:32:20,120 --> 01:32:21,804
We're friends of Vanellope's.

2275
01:32:21,960 --> 01:32:24,247
Yeah, and any friend
of Vanellope's

2276
01:32:24,320 --> 01:32:25,810
is a friend of ours.

2277
01:32:25,960 --> 01:32:27,450
You're welcome.

2278
01:32:27,640 --> 01:32:28,880
VANELLOPEI Ralph!

2279
01:32:29,200 --> 01:32:31,123
Looking good, big fella!
(LAUGHS)

2280
01:32:31,280 --> 01:32:32,691
- Heyo!
-(FABRIC RIPS)

2281
01:32:32,760 --> 01:32:33,761
(PRINCESSES EXCLAIM)

2282
01:32:33,840 --> 01:32:34,966
This dress is not made
for a big boy.

2283
01:32:35,040 --> 01:32:37,088
It's going right up
the back alley there.

2284
01:32:37,280 --> 01:32:38,645
Let me just make
a little adjustment.

2285
01:32:38,720 --> 01:32:40,961
-(TEARS FABRIC)
- There we go. (CHUCKLES)

2286
01:32:41,120 --> 01:32:42,690
<i>NEWS ANCHOR:
Internet users are breathing</i>

2287
01:32:42,760 --> 01:32:44,888
a <i>collective sigh
of relief tonight.</i>

2288
01:32:45,040 --> 01:32:47,520
<i>Just as mysteriously
as it appeared,</i>

2289
01:32:47,600 --> 01:32:50,001
<i>the Wreck-It Ralph virus
has vanished.</i>

2290
01:32:56,280 --> 01:32:58,203
RALPH: You know what
I just realized?

2291
01:32:58,360 --> 01:33:00,966
The sun never rises
or sets here...

2292
01:33:01,120 --> 01:33:02,724
because everything's
always on.

2293
01:33:02,880 --> 01:33:05,690
Well, now, isn't that
an astute observation?

2294
01:33:05,840 --> 01:33:06,841
I know, right?

2295
01:33:07,000 --> 01:33:08,126
You know,
other than KnowsMore,

2296
01:33:08,200 --> 01:33:10,009
I'm probably the smartest guy
on the Internet.

2297
01:33:10,160 --> 01:33:11,844
(LAUGHS) Yeah. Yeah.

2298
01:33:12,000 --> 01:33:15,049
Yo, V. We're about to come
back online. You ready?

2299
01:33:15,200 --> 01:33:16,486
Be right there!

2300
01:33:16,640 --> 01:33:18,927
Hey, Ralph,
don't be a stranger!

2301
01:33:19,080 --> 01:33:21,162
Well, I can't be much stranger
than you, Shank.

2302
01:33:21,680 --> 01:33:24,331
Oh. That's a good dad joke.

2303
01:33:25,600 --> 01:33:26,931
Hey, don't forget.

2304
01:33:27,120 --> 01:33:28,929
You know Shank added my code
and everything,

2305
01:33:29,040 --> 01:33:30,690
so I'll be able to regenerate.

2306
01:33:30,840 --> 01:33:32,046
I'm gonna be totally safe.

2307
01:33:32,200 --> 01:33:34,487
No, I know.
It's gonna be great.

2308
01:33:34,640 --> 01:33:36,085
You found your dream game.

2309
01:33:36,240 --> 01:33:37,685
Yeah, I did.

2310
01:33:38,400 --> 01:33:39,401
I did.

2311
01:33:40,280 --> 01:33:41,361
So, uh...

2312
01:33:42,200 --> 01:33:45,363
I guess I should probably
head in there now, you know?

2313
01:33:45,440 --> 01:33:48,649
Oh, before you go,
I wanted to give you this.

2314
01:33:49,480 --> 01:33:52,165
Oh, I'm so sorry
I broke it, Ralph.

2315
01:33:52,320 --> 01:33:54,004
No, no. It's okay.

2316
01:33:54,160 --> 01:33:56,606
Now we can both
have a half. See?

2317
01:33:57,040 --> 01:33:58,087
(CHUCKLES)

2318
01:33:58,480 --> 01:33:59,481
Yeah!

2319
01:34:07,040 --> 01:34:08,963
I love you so much.

2320
01:34:09,880 --> 01:34:11,689
I'm really gonna miss you.

2321
01:34:13,360 --> 01:34:15,283
I'm gonna miss you too, kid.

2322
01:34:16,480 --> 01:34:18,050
I really am.

2323
01:34:23,840 --> 01:34:24,841
All right.

2324
01:34:26,320 --> 01:34:28,448
Okay, getting a little clingy
on me, here.

2325
01:34:31,360 --> 01:34:33,044
Go on. Get out of here.

2326
01:34:33,200 --> 01:34:34,884
The world's
waiting for you, kid.

2327
01:35:32,120 --> 01:35:34,088
<i>RALPH: (SIGHS) I'll be honest,</i>

2328
01:35:34,160 --> 01:35:36,481
<i>it still feels kind of weird
around here.</i>

2329
01:35:36,640 --> 01:35:38,529
<i>I mean, a lot has changed.</i>

2330
01:35:38,680 --> 01:35:40,091
<i>Even though we got
that steering wheel</i>

2331
01:35:40,160 --> 01:35:41,161
and <i>saved</i> Sugar Rush...

2332
01:35:41,240 --> 01:35:43,402
<i>it's never really gonna
be the same.</i>

2333
01:35:45,200 --> 01:35:46,531
<i>For one thing,
the racers aren't even</i>

2334
01:35:46,600 --> 01:35:47,840
<i>that obnoxious anymore.</i>

2335
01:35:48,000 --> 01:35:50,446
Oh, golly. I'm sorry
you didn't win, Taffyta.

2336
01:35:50,600 --> 01:35:52,967
Pfft! Our friendship
is much more important to me

2337
01:35:53,040 --> 01:35:54,371
than winning, Rancis.

2338
01:35:54,560 --> 01:35:55,925
Losing builds character!

2339
01:35:56,080 --> 01:35:58,048
Everyone's a winner, Taffyta.

2340
01:35:58,200 --> 01:36:00,851
<i>RALPH: Felix and Calhoun,
as goofy as they are,</i>

2341
01:36:00,920 --> 01:36:02,968
<i>they turned out to be
pretty great parents.</i>

2342
01:36:03,400 --> 01:36:04,606
I gotta hand it to you two,

2343
01:36:04,680 --> 01:36:07,001
how on earth
did you tame those things?

2344
01:36:07,160 --> 01:36:08,400
It's simple, Surge.

2345
01:36:08,560 --> 01:36:10,881
The key to parenting is...

2346
01:36:10,960 --> 01:36:13,850
-(CARS WHOOSHING)
-(FELIX TALKING INDISTINCTLY)

2347
01:36:13,920 --> 01:36:15,809
And then what you do is...

2348
01:36:15,880 --> 01:36:16,881
(CARS WHOOSHING)

2349
01:36:16,960 --> 01:36:18,485
(CALHOUN TALKING INDISTINCTLY)

2350
01:36:18,560 --> 01:36:21,643
And that is the secret
to raising perfect children.

2351
01:36:21,800 --> 01:36:25,088
Wow, I wish every parent
could hear that.

2352
01:36:25,240 --> 01:36:26,526
<i>RALPH". I'm keeping busy, too.</i>

2353
01:36:27,240 --> 01:36:28,446
<i>I finally joined
Zangief's book club.</i>

2354
01:36:28,520 --> 01:36:30,443
Good point, Bison.
And how about you, Ralph?

2355
01:36:30,600 --> 01:36:32,443
Do you feel Dostoyevsky

2356
01:36:32,520 --> 01:36:34,887
intended to make
narrator unreliable?

2357
01:36:34,960 --> 01:36:36,564
Um... (EXHALES)

2358
01:36:36,640 --> 01:36:38,688
(STAMMERS) I do and I don't.

2359
01:36:38,840 --> 01:36:41,207
You do, and you don't.

2360
01:36:41,360 --> 01:36:43,806
Duality.
That's really deep, Ralph.

2361
01:36:43,960 --> 01:36:45,086
Thanks, Sonic.

2362
01:36:45,240 --> 01:36:47,527
(WHISPERING) I don't know
what I'm talking about.

2363
01:36:48,000 --> 01:36:50,162
<i>Oh. And we got this new thing
we do every Friday night...</i>

2364
01:36:50,360 --> 01:36:52,488
<i>where we all go and hang out
in a different game.</i>

2365
01:36:52,640 --> 01:36:54,165
<i>I actually hosted this week.</i>

2366
01:36:54,320 --> 01:36:55,367
<i>Hew.!</i>

2367
01:36:55,520 --> 01:36:57,921
Hope you're all hungry.
I made burnt pie.

2368
01:36:58,120 --> 01:36:59,804
What's burnt pie, Wreck-It?

2369
01:37:00,000 --> 01:37:02,321
Oh, it's just a pie
that you burn.

2370
01:37:02,480 --> 01:37:03,527
You can use any pie.

2371
01:37:03,600 --> 01:37:04,931
You just leave it in the oven
toolong.

2372
01:37:05,000 --> 01:37:06,411
(COUGHS, CLEARS THROAT)

2373
01:37:08,120 --> 01:37:10,566
<i>Yeah, we really do
have a lot of fun.</i>

2374
01:37:11,280 --> 01:37:14,409
I guess that's pretty much
all the news I got for you.

2375
01:37:14,840 --> 01:37:17,207
<i>Oh, man, your stories
never disappoint, Ralph.</i>

2376
01:37:17,360 --> 01:37:19,010
<i>I just wish
we could hang out sooner.</i>

2377
01:37:19,160 --> 01:37:20,525
Yeah. Me, too.

2378
01:37:20,680 --> 01:37:22,011
When did you say you were
getting those days off?

2379
01:37:22,160 --> 01:37:24,891
<i>Uh, our upgrade
starts on January 25th,</i>

2380
01:37:24,960 --> 01:37:26,530
<i>so, like, two months from now.</i>

2381
01:37:26,680 --> 01:37:29,160
Oh, that'll go by in a flash.
Oh, speaking of which...

2382
01:37:29,360 --> 01:37:30,566
you want me to bring you
anything from home

2383
01:37:30,640 --> 01:37:31,641
when I come visit?

2384
01:37:31,720 --> 01:37:33,643
<i>Oh! You know what
I cannot find</i>

2385
01:37:33,720 --> 01:37:35,324
<i>anywhere on the Internet?</i>

2386
01:37:35,480 --> 01:37:38,086
<i>A halfway decent
Burgeffime burger.</i>

2387
01:37:38,240 --> 01:37:40,368
<i>I've been talking them up
to Shank and the crew.</i>

2388
01:37:40,520 --> 01:37:42,363
<i>And honestly, I think
they're starting to think</i>

2389
01:37:42,440 --> 01:37:43,441
<i>I'm making it up.</i>

2390
01:37:43,600 --> 01:37:44,806
All right, consider it done.

2391
01:37:44,920 --> 01:37:46,570
I'll bring you guys
a truckload.

2392
01:37:48,920 --> 01:37:51,082
Well, sun's coming up already.

2393
01:37:51,240 --> 01:37:52,526
Guess I better get to it.

2394
01:37:52,720 --> 01:37:53,926
<i>Yeah, me too.</i>

2395
01:37:54,000 --> 01:37:55,001
<i>Talk next week?</i>

2396
01:37:55,160 --> 01:37:56,889
I shall await your call,
madam.

2397
01:37:57,040 --> 01:38:01,762
<i>Then, adieu, adieu,
farting is such sweet sorrow.</i>

2398
01:38:01,840 --> 01:38:04,127
<i>-(CHUCKLES)
- So long, stinkbrain.</i>

2399
01:38:04,720 --> 01:38:05,801
Bye, kid.

2400
01:38:07,200 --> 01:38:08,201
(BEEPS)

2401
01:38:10,360 --> 01:38:11,691
(SIGHS)

2402
01:38:19,520 --> 01:38:22,171
Hey.
You doing okay there, Ralph?

2403
01:38:22,320 --> 01:38:26,530
Yeah, I am, actually.
I'm doing great.

2404
01:38:27,000 --> 01:38:29,480
Come on, Felix.
Let's get to work, buddy.

2405
01:38:45,360 --> 01:38:47,203
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)

2406
01:42:00,920 --> 01:42:03,605
Hey, Mo, did you like
the movie, sweetie?

2407
01:42:03,800 --> 01:42:06,406
Well, there was a scene
in the trailer...

2408
01:42:06,560 --> 01:42:08,449
that wasn't in the movie...

2409
01:42:08,640 --> 01:42:10,881
and that makes me sad.

2410
01:42:11,040 --> 01:42:13,008
Aw, that's too bad.

2411
01:42:13,160 --> 01:42:14,685
Maybe playing your game
will cheer you up.

2412
01:42:14,760 --> 01:42:15,761
Okay.

2413
01:42:17,120 --> 01:42:18,281
(CHEERFUL MUSIC PLAYING)

2414
01:42:18,400 --> 01:42:19,765
Pancake.

2415
01:42:19,920 --> 01:42:21,206
- Milkshake.
-(CAT MEOWING)

2416
01:42:22,080 --> 01:42:24,651
Pancake.
Pancake.

2417
01:42:25,200 --> 01:42:26,361
Milkshake.

2418
01:42:26,520 --> 01:42:27,885
RALPH: Ooh, <i>ooh, ooh.
I</i> wanna <i>try, I</i> wanna <i>try!</i>

2419
01:42:27,960 --> 01:42:29,041
<i>My turn, my turn!</i>

2420
01:42:29,240 --> 01:42:31,129
<i>Pancake.
Milkshake.</i>

2421
01:42:31,280 --> 01:42:33,487
<i>Milkshake.
Milkshake.</i>

2422
01:42:33,640 --> 01:42:35,324
-(EXCLAIMS SADLY)
- Pancake. Pancake.

2423
01:42:35,480 --> 01:42:37,369
Milkshake.
Milkshake. (CHUCKLES)

2424
01:42:37,800 --> 01:42:39,564
I'm starting to understand
why people like this game.

2425
01:42:39,720 --> 01:42:40,721
Very zen.

2426
01:42:41,160 --> 01:42:42,650
(INHALES, BURPS)

2427
01:42:43,080 --> 01:42:45,401
Hey, everybody,
look what I found!

2428
01:42:45,560 --> 01:42:47,767
- More pancakes!
- RALPH: Sweet!

2429
01:42:47,920 --> 01:42:50,002
Let's speed it up.
Pancake,pancake,pancake.

2430
01:42:50,160 --> 01:42:54,882
Pancake,pancake,pancake.

2431
01:42:55,600 --> 01:42:57,602
Eat, little bunny.
Eat, eat, eat!

2432
01:42:57,880 --> 01:42:59,644
Uh, Ralph, you might wanna try
feeding the kitty

2433
01:42:59,720 --> 01:43:01,051
for a little while.

2434
01:43:01,200 --> 01:43:03,771
No, the kitty gets
the milkshake.

2435
01:43:03,920 --> 01:43:07,766
The bunny gets the pancake.

2436
01:43:12,120 --> 01:43:13,246
(GASPS)

2437
01:43:13,320 --> 01:43:15,721
(RUMBLING)

2438
01:43:15,800 --> 01:43:16,847
(POPS)

2439
01:43:16,960 --> 01:43:18,200
-(SHRIEKING)
-(TIRES SCREECHING)

2440
01:51:36,200 --> 01:51:37,611
<i>ANNOUNCER: And now,
an exclusive sneak peek</i>

2441
01:51:37,680 --> 01:51:40,286
<i>of Frozen 2. Click here.</i>

2442
01:51:44,400 --> 01:51:46,607
('80s POP MUSIC PLAYING)

2443
01:51:53,440 --> 01:51:55,568
<i>(SINGING)
Never gonna give you up</i>

2444
01:51:56,600 --> 01:51:57,806
<i>Never gonna let you down</i>

2445
01:51:57,880 --> 01:52:01,851
<i>Never gonna run around
and desert you</i>

2446
01:52:02,080 --> 01:52:03,969
<i>Never gonna make you cry</i>

2447
01:52:04,200 --> 01:52:06,282
<i>Never gonna say goodbye</i>

2448
01:52:06,360 --> 01:52:10,365
<i>Never gonna tell a lie
and hurt you</i>

2449
01:52:10,440 --> 01:52:11,441
<i>RALPH: Uh-uh!</i>

2450
01:52:11,520 --> 01:52:14,126
<i>Why would I? I like you.</i>

2451
01:52:14,280 --> 01:52:15,964
<i>You guys
still sticking around?</i>

2452
01:52:16,160 --> 01:52:18,561
<i>All right. Well,
you're welcome to stay.</i>

2453
01:52:18,720 --> 01:52:22,281
<i>There's not really any more
surprises, but, you know...</i>

2454
01:52:22,440 --> 01:52:24,408
<i>Good luck getting that song
out of your head.</i>

2455
01:52:24,480 --> 01:52:25,720
<i>It's a real earwig.</i>

2456
01:52:25,840 --> 01:52:28,605
<i>(CHUCKLES)
Anyway, what else? Uh...</i>