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華特，有沒有看到我的鑷子？

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（夢幻團隊）

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抱歉，你需要那個杯子嗎？

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我需要這杯咖啡

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嘿

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獨角牛　-你在做什麼？

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讓你巡邏時用的配備

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它絕對能夠保護你

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這顆按鈕能發出很大的聲音

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嚇壞你的敵人

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像這樣

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這個能用充氣擁抱包住你

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讓你不會受傷

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這個是當你遇到太多壞蛋

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只要把手伸出去，說「別動」

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然後砰！

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亮粉煙霧

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壞人就不會來害你了

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因為亮粉讓你笑嘻嘻？

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因為折射光線會導致

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腸嗜鉻細胞釋放血清素

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對，亮粉讓你笑嘻嘻

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來試試看

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記得你叫我別拆你手機嗎？

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華特貝克，你把我的手機拆…

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還生我的氣嗎？

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沒有，正好相反

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所以有效！

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我還想加上貓咪視覺效果

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來觸發眼窩額葉皮質

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11A25，6號狀況，104北街

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我要出門了

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輪到我當班

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要聽奶奶的話

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我跟你去

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在路上把它做好

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我保證不煩你

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你該準備上學了

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媽，上學很無聊

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同學都覺得我怪怪的

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怪怪的？

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看著我

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怪有什麼不對？

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這世界需要怪人

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聽著，我在外面確保左鄰右舍安全

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但以後，你的點子

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你發明的配備

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能帶給全世界安全

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所有人都會希望跟你一樣怪

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你確定？

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我就是知道

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來，給我一個非充氣擁抱

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愛你喔，夥伴

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我保證，我永遠都會挺你

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怪怪隊？

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怪怪隊

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（14年後）

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（日本岩手縣）

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老天，冷到爆

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嘿，帥哥

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我是藍斯史特林特務，你們好嗎？

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好，別緊張

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大家冷靜

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我要奪走他的槍，丟向那個雪人

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趁你們一臉疑惑，還在狀況外

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直接打暈你們

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他也太慘了

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有翅膀的老鼠

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我就位了

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目前狀況如何？

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正在獲取影像…

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有了

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十點鐘方向

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木村勝

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人見人愛的軍火販子

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那邊，那個手提箱就是你的目標

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裡面放著M9刺客

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第一架以大氣能量驅動的

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半自動攻擊無人機

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永不關機，永不停止追擊目標

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有人從我們祕密武器實驗室偷走

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金喬伊局長，有物體接近他

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周邊又偵測到70名敵人

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別再重演吉爾吉斯的亂子

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藍斯聽好，70名日本黑道接近你

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別衝動

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我平常遇到的陣仗更大

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不，先別出手

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這一次你必須等支援團隊

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團隊？

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我一向單打獨鬥

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等等，藍斯，聽我…

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（離線）

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我想他切斷…

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我知道！　-瞭解，抱歉

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買家來了，快去

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不妙

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該過去自我介紹了

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（超殺歌曲）

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要怎麼知道自己是世界最強間諜？

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史特林

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藍斯史特林

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強到無人不知

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我需要那個手提箱

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得先過我這關

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只要在迷走神經施加85公克壓力

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然後，你看你朋友

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睡覺覺了

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助我一臂之力好嗎？

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別這樣

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不喜歡手的笑話嗎？

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你不記得我了，對吧？

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沒辦法，我見過好多壞蛋

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我會讓你嚐嚐無法想像的痛

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下手重一點

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我想那句話不是在稱讚我

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好啦，好啦

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你們想來硬的嗎？那就來吧

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我們就來硬的

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場面不會太好看

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怎麼…

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輸了也不必難過，你們很讚

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可惜碰上藍斯史特林

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（華盛頓特區）

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（榮譽，信任，團結，英勇）

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下一位，好，東西全放進去，通過

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（藍斯史特林到了）

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他來了　-他來了

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沒錯，這不是在作夢

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對，就是我

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謝謝，謝謝

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史特林探員，很帥喔

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你也不賴

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謝謝，謝謝

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這樣吧，快點回去工作

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快回去工作，這樣太誇張了

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其實剛剛好啦

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還是回去工作吧，快去

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你真的很逗

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你好嗎，史特林？

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盧卡斯

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我叫戴夫

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回頭見，很高興見到你

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長官早安

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兩位，打個招呼

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有沒有看到？　-永遠別洗這隻手

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我感覺變強壯了，真的變強壯了

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我能握一下嗎？　-可以

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會計部大哥　-史特林，謝謝你贏了

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別算錯我薪水，算清楚

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加油，兄弟，好

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歡迎回來，藍斯　-謝謝，謝謝

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他是史上最可愛的探員

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有人要倒大楣了

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史特林探員

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華特貝克

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怪咖

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獨角牛愛你

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好，獨角牛

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想像一下

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一場熱液爆炸即將腐蝕你的臉

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但這是什麼？

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它能用安全加壓囊將你包圍起來

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有用嗎？還不確定，也許有

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試試看

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第九場，第三十次…

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泰倫斯

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今晚是《心動首爾》本季最終回

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我發了電子邀請函給你

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我…

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你只要按下「接受」…

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史特林探員

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嗨，哇，我是華特貝克

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很高興認…

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你用了

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你碰了我的東西

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好啦…我知道它並不傳統，但…

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聽我說，小伙子

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我在外面

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努力拯救世界，幹大事

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那是我的工作

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而我的方法…

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就是讓我的配備發揮我期望的效果

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對

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像是炸掉東西

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在外面…

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我必須用火力對抗火力

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如果用亮粉對抗火力

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我的臉很可能燒焦

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但你沒有，因為貓咪亮粉有效

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貓咪撩粉？　-亮粉

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貓咪亮粉

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科學證實，看著小貓咪…

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會導致腸嗜鉻細胞釋放血清素

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亮粉讓你笑嘻嘻

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知道什麼效果更好嗎？

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手榴彈

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不覺得有點暴力嗎？

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擁抱拯救不了世界，威爾森

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我叫華特

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如果可以呢？

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這個叫充氣擁抱

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我正在研發的個人保護裝置

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根本是浪費納稅人的血汗錢

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我是說讓人們和睦相處比炸掉他們

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更有意義

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如果我能說服你

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我們就能說服全局的人

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00:16:14,173 --> 00:16:15,715
誰跟你「我們」？

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史特林探員，等等…

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好啦　-千禧世代

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不，等一等，拜託別關門

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沒興趣　-請你聽我說

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完全不想聽

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00:16:26,852 --> 00:16:29,396
我一直在家研究這個

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00:16:29,397 --> 00:16:32,349
它將徹底改變間諜工作

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想像一下

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如果我能讓你…先等等

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鼓聲催落去

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消失不見

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消失不見？

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對

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消失不見

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你幹嘛這樣說話？

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製造效果

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我真的超興奮

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它叫生物動力匿蹤科技

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砰，無話可說了吧

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把我匿蹤？

230
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那樣你就不需要防彈裝

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也不需要爆炸袖扣

232
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你可以融入任何環境

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要是你完全…

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隱形呢？

235
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哇，老弟

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感覺很不妙

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你不用擔心

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這個效果不會持續太久

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好，那我就先閃了

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等等

241
00:17:25,661 --> 00:17:28,364
你是天字第一號特務

242
00:17:28,998 --> 00:17:33,035
沒人願意聽我的點子，或給我機會

243
00:17:33,127 --> 00:17:34,954
但如果你願意

244
00:17:35,212 --> 00:17:36,413
我們聯手

245
00:17:37,590 --> 00:17:40,084
一定能帶來一番新氣象

246
00:17:40,676 --> 00:17:42,169
帶來新氣象？

247
00:17:42,887 --> 00:17:45,180
小子，本人就是新氣象

248
00:17:45,181 --> 00:17:48,725
我只希望你能明白我的需求

249
00:17:48,726 --> 00:17:50,469
支援我火力

250
00:17:50,686 --> 00:17:51,887
你辦得到嗎？

251
00:17:53,606 --> 00:17:55,266
有更好的做法

252
00:17:56,400 --> 00:17:57,810
答錯了，威利

253
00:17:58,402 --> 00:17:59,569
你被開除了

254
00:17:59,570 --> 00:18:01,071
什麼？等等

255
00:18:01,072 --> 00:18:03,524
別這樣，拜託別開除我

256
00:18:10,873 --> 00:18:12,074
怪咖

257
00:18:15,669 --> 00:18:17,545
任務完成

258
00:18:17,546 --> 00:18:20,833
說老實話，這是我生涯代表作

259
00:18:21,133 --> 00:18:22,334
我火力全開

260
00:18:22,468 --> 00:18:25,345
肉搏、爆炸，說不完的機智金句

261
00:18:25,346 --> 00:18:26,429
（頭號特務）

262
00:18:26,430 --> 00:18:27,514
藍斯？

263
00:18:27,515 --> 00:18:30,475
我還飛身鑽過一架直升機

264
00:18:30,476 --> 00:18:31,677
藍斯？

265
00:18:33,396 --> 00:18:34,847
超猛　-藍斯

266
00:18:35,439 --> 00:18:39,268
請你解釋為什麼箱子是空的

267
00:18:40,861 --> 00:18:42,062
我能解釋

268
00:18:42,738 --> 00:18:44,030
因為他偷走了

269
00:18:44,031 --> 00:18:45,365
你說什麼？

270
00:18:45,366 --> 00:18:47,701
瑪西凱普探員，督察室

271
00:18:47,702 --> 00:18:49,494
介意我的人進來搜查嗎？

272
00:18:49,495 --> 00:18:50,745
對，我介意

273
00:18:50,746 --> 00:18:52,038
人家都叫我千里眼

274
00:18:52,039 --> 00:18:54,874
處理光譜分析和量子光學熱成像

275
00:18:54,875 --> 00:18:56,911
我順風耳，分析聲音

276
00:18:57,044 --> 00:18:58,128
好

277
00:18:58,129 --> 00:19:01,040
你們別在我面前晃來晃去

278
00:19:01,882 --> 00:19:04,968
喂　-武器撤銷，我閃人了

279
00:19:04,969 --> 00:19:06,720
收押史特林探員

280
00:19:06,721 --> 00:19:08,346
好，夠了

281
00:19:08,347 --> 00:19:11,224
你們懷疑的是我的頂尖探員

282
00:19:11,225 --> 00:19:12,927
我絕對信任他

283
00:19:14,228 --> 00:19:17,397
我們唯一能信任的是事實

284
00:19:17,398 --> 00:19:18,599
千里眼

285
00:19:18,858 --> 00:19:20,859
這是東京的監視器畫面

286
00:19:20,860 --> 00:19:22,519
攝於你完成任務後兩小時

287
00:19:25,948 --> 00:19:27,399
站住

288
00:19:40,546 --> 00:19:42,005
藍斯？　-喬伊

289
00:19:42,006 --> 00:19:43,381
他的心率突然飆高

290
00:19:43,382 --> 00:19:44,758
因為那個人不是我

291
00:19:44,759 --> 00:19:46,342
聲音模式十分不穩定

292
00:19:46,343 --> 00:19:47,427
一定哪裡出錯了

293
00:19:47,428 --> 00:19:49,213
大錯特錯，我沒有…

294
00:19:49,764 --> 00:19:52,807
當時一個傢伙有機器手

295
00:19:52,808 --> 00:19:54,225
他偷走M9刺客

296
00:19:54,226 --> 00:19:56,220
掃描我的臉來陷害我

297
00:19:56,520 --> 00:19:59,939
聽來很合理，也不像你臨時編的

298
00:19:59,940 --> 00:20:01,524
聽來有點像鬼扯

299
00:20:01,525 --> 00:20:02,609
真的不是我

300
00:20:02,610 --> 00:20:04,736
好，我說得明白一點

301
00:20:04,737 --> 00:20:08,198
一名有機器手和藍斯臉孔的男子

302
00:20:08,199 --> 00:20:10,158
拿走了M9刺客

303
00:20:10,159 --> 00:20:11,284
這點大家都同意嗎？

304
00:20:11,285 --> 00:20:13,237
很好，破案，下班回家

305
00:20:14,288 --> 00:20:15,413
你知道嗎？

306
00:20:15,414 --> 00:20:17,950
我們必須盡快阻止那個歹徒

307
00:20:18,584 --> 00:20:20,619
百分之百同意

308
00:20:21,462 --> 00:20:22,629
有你的

309
00:20:22,630 --> 00:20:24,923
藍斯，只要配合就好

310
00:20:24,924 --> 00:20:26,841
沒料到有這一招吧？

311
00:20:26,842 --> 00:20:28,502
你有料到那招嗎？

312
00:20:32,640 --> 00:20:34,883
他跑了，他們真愛跑

313
00:20:38,979 --> 00:20:40,563
又要去拯救世界了？

314
00:20:40,564 --> 00:20:41,981
對，你也是，你也是

315
00:20:41,982 --> 00:20:44,310
史特林　-很好，很好

316
00:20:44,860 --> 00:20:45,944
抱歉

317
00:20:45,945 --> 00:20:47,146
史特林

318
00:20:48,781 --> 00:20:49,864
動手

319
00:20:49,865 --> 00:20:51,108
西北角

320
00:20:51,367 --> 00:20:52,568
看到了

321
00:20:57,748 --> 00:20:58,949
讓一讓，讓一讓

322
00:21:02,336 --> 00:21:03,829
保全

323
00:21:04,463 --> 00:21:06,339
封閉出入口

324
00:21:06,340 --> 00:21:07,424
史特林探員？

325
00:21:07,425 --> 00:21:08,717
我會聽她的

326
00:21:08,718 --> 00:21:10,836
她很難搞

327
00:21:22,481 --> 00:21:24,224
（在逃探員：藍斯史特林）

328
00:21:54,388 --> 00:21:59,551
（北海　祕密武器廠）

329
00:22:03,230 --> 00:22:05,065
史特林探員，好久不見

330
00:22:05,066 --> 00:22:07,434
我才告訴他們有一次你…

331
00:22:08,611 --> 00:22:10,271
（目標鎖定）

332
00:22:21,874 --> 00:22:23,242
冷靜，史特林

333
00:22:24,627 --> 00:22:25,995
思考

334
00:22:26,337 --> 00:22:27,580
思考

335
00:22:28,798 --> 00:22:31,834
有人知道機器手

336
00:22:33,260 --> 00:22:34,461
是誰？

337
00:22:37,556 --> 00:22:38,757
木村

338
00:22:39,642 --> 00:22:41,176
找出木村

339
00:22:41,560 --> 00:22:43,561
追蹤木村勝

340
00:22:43,562 --> 00:22:46,940
無線訊號已攔截，在墨西哥卡曼海灘

341
00:22:46,941 --> 00:22:48,024
你不該打給我

342
00:22:48,025 --> 00:22:49,109
墨西哥

343
00:22:49,110 --> 00:22:50,352
我想保持低調

344
00:22:53,781 --> 00:22:55,482
我需要消失不見

345
00:22:57,034 --> 00:22:59,904
消失不見

346
00:23:02,248 --> 00:23:03,415
（已解雇，華特貝克）

347
00:23:03,416 --> 00:23:04,791
找到了

348
00:23:04,792 --> 00:23:06,869
希望你有穿褲子，威爾伯

349
00:23:13,092 --> 00:23:15,294
（維州，亞歷山卓）

350
00:23:15,678 --> 00:23:17,087
（威爾伯的家）

351
00:23:17,221 --> 00:23:18,839
（華特的家）

352
00:23:24,145 --> 00:23:25,846
獨角牛

353
00:23:29,358 --> 00:23:30,851
我想你，媽

354
00:23:33,154 --> 00:23:36,114
（英勇員警殉職）

355
00:23:36,115 --> 00:23:39,902
（溫蒂貝克，1978～2009）

356
00:24:10,232 --> 00:24:11,441
你看，小愛

357
00:24:11,442 --> 00:24:13,394
有些美夢真的會成真

358
00:24:17,531 --> 00:24:18,732
好

359
00:24:32,922 --> 00:24:35,173
開始進行生物動力匿蹤試驗

360
00:24:35,174 --> 00:24:37,918
第五批第83次測試

361
00:24:40,846 --> 00:24:42,715
產生放熱反應

362
00:24:43,182 --> 00:24:45,009
這真的是放熱反應

363
00:24:45,434 --> 00:24:47,886
小愛，借我一根羽毛好嗎？

364
00:24:48,312 --> 00:24:49,513
謝謝

365
00:24:49,647 --> 00:24:51,140
點心給你吃

366
00:24:58,823 --> 00:25:02,568
如果成功，我就能回去上班

367
00:25:11,502 --> 00:25:13,871
不會吧，真的成功了

368
00:25:14,505 --> 00:25:15,714
成功了

369
00:25:15,715 --> 00:25:17,215
成功了…

370
00:25:17,216 --> 00:25:18,466
小愛，成功了，成功了

371
00:25:18,467 --> 00:25:19,668
我需要消失不見

372
00:25:22,263 --> 00:25:23,805
什麼…你怎麼…

373
00:25:23,806 --> 00:25:25,007
你怎麼在我…

374
00:25:25,433 --> 00:25:26,599
怎樣？

375
00:25:26,600 --> 00:25:27,767
好，聽著

376
00:25:27,768 --> 00:25:30,937
你之前跟我說的新一代匿蹤科技

377
00:25:30,938 --> 00:25:33,690
該不會正好就在你手邊吧？

378
00:25:33,691 --> 00:25:36,526
其實正好就在我手上

379
00:25:36,527 --> 00:25:38,062
讓我看看　-好啊

380
00:25:38,571 --> 00:25:39,863
想喝什麼嗎？

381
00:25:39,864 --> 00:25:42,691
我有開水，沖泡式飲用代餐…

382
00:25:43,200 --> 00:25:44,701
好，喝完了

383
00:25:44,702 --> 00:25:45,903
你說的是什麼東西？

384
00:25:46,078 --> 00:25:49,698
光折射隱蔽服，適應性反應矽膠…

385
00:25:50,583 --> 00:25:52,375
這代餐有股怪味

386
00:25:52,376 --> 00:25:53,661
新科技在哪？

387
00:25:54,879 --> 00:25:57,464
剛才被你喝下去了

388
00:25:57,465 --> 00:25:59,215
喝下什麼？　-新科技

389
00:25:59,216 --> 00:26:00,751
你喝掉了，對

390
00:26:01,510 --> 00:26:03,386
你家裡怎麼有鴿子？

391
00:26:03,387 --> 00:26:06,006
牠是小愛，我室友

392
00:26:06,557 --> 00:26:07,849
我現在怎麼辦？　-好怪

393
00:26:07,850 --> 00:26:09,851
慘了，並不會　-家裡養鴿子

394
00:26:09,852 --> 00:26:11,019
太讚了

395
00:26:11,020 --> 00:26:12,937
這是科學，來吧

396
00:26:12,938 --> 00:26:14,022
你剛喝下一種

397
00:26:14,023 --> 00:26:16,733
使用特殊基因編輯的可吸收配方

398
00:26:16,734 --> 00:26:18,978
能在分子尺度上重新排序你的DNA

399
00:26:19,779 --> 00:26:21,188
科學好威

400
00:26:21,697 --> 00:26:24,366
哇！好，我需要你幫個忙

401
00:26:24,367 --> 00:26:26,451
假裝你是一個正常人

402
00:26:26,452 --> 00:26:28,862
跟我這個超酷的正常人說話

403
00:26:29,622 --> 00:26:33,534
在整整45秒後，你就會變身為…

404
00:26:33,959 --> 00:26:35,160
一隻鴿子

405
00:26:45,096 --> 00:26:46,297
我要閃人了

406
00:26:46,639 --> 00:26:47,931
等一下…

407
00:26:47,932 --> 00:26:50,600
你即將體驗到間諜工作的未來

408
00:26:50,601 --> 00:26:51,684
好啦

409
00:26:51,685 --> 00:26:54,847
你可能會感到輕微不適

410
00:26:55,272 --> 00:26:56,682
或嚴重不適

411
00:26:57,108 --> 00:26:58,483
我記下來

412
00:26:58,484 --> 00:27:00,352
你在報復我開除你

413
00:27:01,487 --> 00:27:03,363
好，我要走出去了

414
00:27:03,364 --> 00:27:04,864
可能有困難

415
00:27:04,865 --> 00:27:08,360
因為你正處於染色體碎裂階段

416
00:27:09,036 --> 00:27:10,487
好，我可能會昏倒

417
00:27:10,913 --> 00:27:13,123
你絕對會昏過去

418
00:27:13,124 --> 00:27:15,542
你的基因組正在粉碎中

419
00:27:15,543 --> 00:27:17,786
這樣才能跟鴿子的DNA重組

420
00:27:18,295 --> 00:27:20,039
撐下去，藍斯

421
00:27:20,256 --> 00:27:21,874
硬撐下去

422
00:27:22,425 --> 00:27:24,919
你做了什麼？你做了什麼？

423
00:27:25,386 --> 00:27:26,803
你進入第二階段了

424
00:27:26,804 --> 00:27:28,714
表觀基因調控

425
00:27:29,181 --> 00:27:30,890
想像每個基因都有一個開關

426
00:27:30,891 --> 00:27:33,560
你的開關一個一個切換成鴿子

427
00:27:33,561 --> 00:27:36,229
人類，鴿子…

428
00:27:36,230 --> 00:27:38,898
人類，鴿子…

429
00:27:38,899 --> 00:27:41,067
不要玩電燈

430
00:27:41,068 --> 00:27:42,861
等等，看我的手

431
00:27:42,862 --> 00:27:45,689
我的手怎麼這樣？

432
00:27:46,198 --> 00:27:47,490
寶寶手

433
00:27:47,491 --> 00:27:49,818
這是最後階段

434
00:27:53,956 --> 00:27:56,283
這樣還不算太糟嘛

435
00:27:56,959 --> 00:27:58,835
你的體內充滿了腦內啡

436
00:27:58,836 --> 00:28:02,414
準備迎接即將出現的錐心之痛

437
00:28:02,757 --> 00:28:04,959
等等，再說一次

438
00:28:07,970 --> 00:28:10,005
你對我下毒

439
00:28:10,306 --> 00:28:11,473
下毒？

440
00:28:11,474 --> 00:28:13,308
我又不是研究毒物的

441
00:28:13,309 --> 00:28:15,177
快把毒素排出來

442
00:28:17,563 --> 00:28:18,764
勸你別這樣

443
00:28:19,482 --> 00:28:20,690
再三秒

444
00:28:20,691 --> 00:28:22,726
你就沒事了，相信我

445
00:28:23,152 --> 00:28:24,728
要來囉

446
00:28:29,533 --> 00:28:30,734
什麼？

447
00:28:32,787 --> 00:28:34,196
那個時鐘快了

448
00:28:38,417 --> 00:28:39,785
藍斯？

449
00:28:41,379 --> 00:28:42,580
藍斯

450
00:28:43,047 --> 00:28:44,248
成功了

451
00:28:44,465 --> 00:28:46,091
受試者生命跡象穩定

452
00:28:46,092 --> 00:28:48,961
現在插入直腸溫度計

453
00:28:52,515 --> 00:28:54,633
沒事的，老哥

454
00:28:55,559 --> 00:28:57,602
沒事的，不用擔心

455
00:28:57,603 --> 00:28:59,346
你的好朋友華特在這

456
00:29:07,613 --> 00:29:10,190
受試者表現暈頭轉向

457
00:29:10,991 --> 00:29:12,784
我當然暈頭轉向

458
00:29:12,785 --> 00:29:13,910
你能說話？

459
00:29:13,911 --> 00:29:15,370
小愛，他能說話

460
00:29:15,371 --> 00:29:16,579
成功了　-我的眼睛

461
00:29:16,580 --> 00:29:17,664
成功了，你相信嗎？

462
00:29:17,665 --> 00:29:18,748
你把我眼睛怎麼了？

463
00:29:18,749 --> 00:29:20,075
藍斯，看著我　-怎麼…

464
00:29:20,418 --> 00:29:21,626
看著你？

465
00:29:21,627 --> 00:29:24,337
我不想看也不行，華特

466
00:29:24,338 --> 00:29:27,924
我同時看到我的尾椎跟你的臉

467
00:29:27,925 --> 00:29:29,426
真是太酷了

468
00:29:29,427 --> 00:29:32,053
事實，鴿子有360度視角

469
00:29:32,054 --> 00:29:33,805
現在沒人能從背後偷襲你

470
00:29:33,806 --> 00:29:35,765
夠了，妹子，別鬧　-太棒了

471
00:29:35,766 --> 00:29:38,643
世界各大城市都能看到鴿子

472
00:29:38,644 --> 00:29:39,936
沒人會注意牠們

473
00:29:39,937 --> 00:29:42,105
這是特務最完美的偽裝形式

474
00:29:42,106 --> 00:29:44,899
最好馬上解除我的鳥樣

475
00:29:44,900 --> 00:29:47,152
我不想再陪你耍寶，解除…

476
00:29:47,153 --> 00:29:48,319
我嗓門太大了

477
00:29:48,320 --> 00:29:50,613
也許我不該這樣對你大吼

478
00:29:50,614 --> 00:29:53,241
你應該能想像我現在壓力有點大

479
00:29:53,242 --> 00:29:55,277
快解除我的鳥樣，華特

480
00:29:55,703 --> 00:29:58,246
沒問題，我現在開始做解藥

481
00:29:58,247 --> 00:29:59,456
開始？

482
00:29:59,457 --> 00:30:00,999
這配方原本純屬理論，然後你…

483
00:30:01,000 --> 00:30:03,710
你才要開始…你沒有現成解藥？

484
00:30:03,711 --> 00:30:05,503
夠了，妹子，別湊熱鬧

485
00:30:05,504 --> 00:30:06,796
好吧

486
00:30:06,797 --> 00:30:09,424
你把我變成鳥，但無法讓我復原

487
00:30:09,425 --> 00:30:12,294
其實…是你把自己變成鳥

488
00:30:12,845 --> 00:30:14,095
我好想扁他

489
00:30:14,096 --> 00:30:15,180
我好想扁他　-聽我說

490
00:30:15,181 --> 00:30:16,931
我知道你不爽，但不會有事的

491
00:30:16,932 --> 00:30:18,600
我已經跟局裡說你在這裡

492
00:30:18,601 --> 00:30:19,851
你說什麼？

493
00:30:19,852 --> 00:30:21,811
別緊張，沒事，我沒說你變鴿子

494
00:30:21,812 --> 00:30:24,765
不過他們應該很快就會發現了

495
00:30:25,649 --> 00:30:26,850
我得立刻鬼隱

496
00:30:28,569 --> 00:30:32,447
你的新形態可能有一兩項缺點

497
00:30:32,448 --> 00:30:35,325
韋伯斯特，把門打開

498
00:30:35,326 --> 00:30:37,111
好啦

499
00:30:37,161 --> 00:30:39,329
你為什麼要躲著總部？

500
00:30:39,330 --> 00:30:41,073
放開我，我要跑路

501
00:30:41,499 --> 00:30:43,875
因為外頭有個壞蛋冒用我的臉孔

502
00:30:43,876 --> 00:30:47,712
現在我得用這副鳥樣阻止他傷害別人

503
00:30:47,713 --> 00:30:50,173
都要怪你這樣惡搞我

504
00:30:50,174 --> 00:30:52,501
我決定再度開除你

505
00:30:52,760 --> 00:30:53,961
兩度開除

506
00:30:54,387 --> 00:30:55,879
沒有這種東西吧

507
00:30:56,138 --> 00:30:58,215
當然有，現在有了

508
00:31:06,065 --> 00:31:07,266
好

509
00:31:07,483 --> 00:31:08,858
這就像飛鼠裝

510
00:31:08,859 --> 00:31:10,227
能有多困難？

511
00:31:12,154 --> 00:31:13,981
飛行時刻

512
00:31:16,575 --> 00:31:17,659
算了

513
00:31:17,660 --> 00:31:21,579
你靠餐巾和膠帶闖入克里姆林宮

514
00:31:21,580 --> 00:31:25,659
應該也能輕鬆進入自己的車

515
00:31:31,924 --> 00:31:33,292
好…

516
00:31:35,636 --> 00:31:38,130
成了…

517
00:31:38,389 --> 00:31:39,590
拜託！

518
00:31:44,520 --> 00:31:46,931
好，聽我說

519
00:31:47,314 --> 00:31:49,232
有人說話？我沒聽到誰在說話

520
00:31:49,233 --> 00:31:51,401
尤其是被兩度開除的人

521
00:31:51,402 --> 00:31:52,861
再來就三度開除

522
00:31:52,862 --> 00:31:53,987
我跟你走

523
00:31:53,988 --> 00:31:56,239
我能讓你知道當鴿子的所有優點

524
00:31:56,240 --> 00:31:58,533
讓你變成一名更強的特務

525
00:31:58,534 --> 00:32:00,493
然後你讓我回去上班

526
00:32:00,494 --> 00:32:01,737
這是雙贏

527
00:32:01,871 --> 00:32:03,989
好啊，讓我考慮一下

528
00:32:04,206 --> 00:32:05,407
不要

529
00:32:06,167 --> 00:32:09,536
好吧，也許別人有行動實驗室

530
00:32:10,296 --> 00:32:12,122
能把你變回人類

531
00:32:13,799 --> 00:32:15,793
上車　-我保證不煩你

532
00:32:24,226 --> 00:32:25,803
我坐外面就好，放心

533
00:32:26,270 --> 00:32:27,846
對，我的錯

534
00:32:29,398 --> 00:32:32,692
快…讓開，移掉那棵樹

535
00:32:32,693 --> 00:32:35,153
藍斯史特林探員，立刻走出屋外

536
00:32:35,154 --> 00:32:37,030
你在做什麼？快上車

537
00:32:37,031 --> 00:32:38,239
哇哩…

538
00:32:38,240 --> 00:32:40,033
威福瑞，快走

539
00:32:40,034 --> 00:32:41,569
快…

540
00:32:42,411 --> 00:32:44,162
啟動自動駕駛

541
00:32:44,163 --> 00:32:45,747
自動駕駛啟動

542
00:32:45,748 --> 00:32:47,700
到史特林私人噴射機庫

543
00:32:48,084 --> 00:32:49,292
看到沒，華特？

544
00:32:49,293 --> 00:32:50,960
你把我變成鳥

545
00:32:50,961 --> 00:32:52,746
卻阻止不了我

546
00:32:56,133 --> 00:32:57,626
他在我們後面

547
00:32:57,718 --> 00:32:58,802
扣好安全帶

548
00:32:58,803 --> 00:33:01,221
把貝克小子的所有資料找來

549
00:33:01,222 --> 00:33:02,597
你認為他們一起合作嗎？

550
00:33:02,598 --> 00:33:05,217
史特林單獨行動，他只是在利用對方

551
00:33:08,938 --> 00:33:10,180
（我搞定）

552
00:33:12,066 --> 00:33:13,650
你還帶了鳥小姐？

553
00:33:13,651 --> 00:33:15,568
牠是我的情感支柱

554
00:33:15,569 --> 00:33:19,773
你需要維生支柱，要是牠拉屎在我…

555
00:33:20,616 --> 00:33:21,984
有人追來了

556
00:33:22,576 --> 00:33:24,327
我們派人封鎖了半徑八公里內

557
00:33:24,328 --> 00:33:26,621
所有街道、高架橋和出口

558
00:33:26,622 --> 00:33:29,249
很好，趕牛時間到了

559
00:33:29,250 --> 00:33:30,534
坐穩囉

560
00:33:32,294 --> 00:33:33,871
閃避模式啟動

561
00:33:39,969 --> 00:33:41,344
沒空陪你們玩

562
00:33:41,345 --> 00:33:42,637
啟動武器功能　-什麼？

563
00:33:42,638 --> 00:33:43,930
武器功能啟動中　-放輕鬆

564
00:33:43,931 --> 00:33:45,633
我只會打爆她的輪胎

565
00:33:46,308 --> 00:33:47,559
大事不妙

566
00:33:47,560 --> 00:33:48,852
笑你不敢

567
00:33:48,853 --> 00:33:50,937
武器功能撤銷中　-不行，我們是好人

568
00:33:50,938 --> 00:33:52,897
不可以攻擊其他好人

569
00:33:52,898 --> 00:33:55,316
對耶，華特，那就停車好好講

570
00:33:55,317 --> 00:33:56,735
就是啊，可以嗎？

571
00:33:56,736 --> 00:33:58,403
啟動武器功能　-武器功能啟動中

572
00:33:58,404 --> 00:34:00,613
撤銷武器功能　-武器功能撤銷中

573
00:34:00,614 --> 00:34:02,365
用溫和的手段，像是漏油打滑？

574
00:34:02,366 --> 00:34:03,450
啟動武器功能

575
00:34:03,451 --> 00:34:04,534
撤銷武器功能

576
00:34:04,535 --> 00:34:06,369
別聽華特的，啟動武器

577
00:34:06,370 --> 00:34:07,579
漏油打滑　-啟動武器

578
00:34:07,580 --> 00:34:10,241
漏油打滑…

579
00:34:11,417 --> 00:34:13,084
這傢伙起肖了

580
00:34:13,085 --> 00:34:14,995
漏油打滑…

581
00:34:15,796 --> 00:34:16,921
撤銷

582
00:34:16,922 --> 00:34:18,958
系統關閉，再見

583
00:34:19,258 --> 00:34:21,252
你做了什麼？

584
00:34:29,393 --> 00:34:31,394
他簡直是甩尾界車神

585
00:34:31,395 --> 00:34:32,805
就看他有多神

586
00:34:36,734 --> 00:34:38,443
別怕，我搞定…

587
00:34:38,444 --> 00:34:39,527
我搞定，我搞定

588
00:34:39,528 --> 00:34:40,862
我們死定了

589
00:34:40,863 --> 00:34:42,856
不　-小心

590
00:34:51,374 --> 00:34:53,409
我們應該隨時會碰到他

591
00:34:58,339 --> 00:35:01,132
（道路封閉，準備停車）

592
00:35:01,133 --> 00:35:02,884
到此為止

593
00:35:02,885 --> 00:35:04,052
大家都就定位了沒？

594
00:35:04,053 --> 00:35:05,428
是，都就位了

595
00:35:05,429 --> 00:35:07,430
華特，快讓電腦重新連線

596
00:35:07,431 --> 00:35:08,515
系統恢復連線

597
00:35:08,516 --> 00:35:10,392
防禦應用程式連線

598
00:35:10,393 --> 00:35:12,261
漏油打滑？　-隨便，快按

599
00:35:13,771 --> 00:35:15,931
等等，我們在倒車　-我們在倒車

600
00:35:44,677 --> 00:35:45,920
不！

601
00:35:51,726 --> 00:35:53,928
（救命）

602
00:35:58,315 --> 00:35:59,774
帥到分手

603
00:35:59,775 --> 00:36:02,277
決定了，我被圈粉了

604
00:36:02,278 --> 00:36:05,898
你們有沒有看到車上有隻鴿子？

605
00:36:06,824 --> 00:36:09,109
自動駕駛啟動

606
00:36:11,078 --> 00:36:14,289
我忍不住覺得這多少算我的錯

607
00:36:14,290 --> 00:36:17,751
多少？笑話，都是你的錯

608
00:36:17,752 --> 00:36:19,919
降落傘，展開

609
00:36:19,920 --> 00:36:21,087
對不起啦

610
00:36:21,088 --> 00:36:23,040
我不是故意弄亂你的羽毛

611
00:36:23,257 --> 00:36:24,750
我恨你

612
00:36:40,441 --> 00:36:43,735
小愛，這是我們一直在等待的好機會

613
00:36:43,736 --> 00:36:46,279
我有好多配備想進行實際測試

614
00:36:46,280 --> 00:36:48,239
我們有打包泡泡、閃眼萬花筒

615
00:36:48,240 --> 00:36:50,450
催眠星星、火大噴射器、打鼾魚雷

616
00:36:50,451 --> 00:36:53,320
還有複合筆，根本沒試過複合筆

617
00:36:53,496 --> 00:36:55,497
我需要一個響亮的代號

618
00:36:55,498 --> 00:36:58,701
旁得，氫鍵旁得

619
00:36:59,126 --> 00:37:00,835
糟糕，到哪去了？

620
00:37:00,836 --> 00:37:03,797
等等，這是什麼？這是什麼？

621
00:37:03,798 --> 00:37:06,333
不，飛飛飛…

622
00:37:21,023 --> 00:37:23,817
廁所裡狀況還好嗎？

623
00:37:23,818 --> 00:37:26,820
我剛才發現我的小號和大號

624
00:37:26,821 --> 00:37:29,489
從相同的地方排出來

625
00:37:29,490 --> 00:37:32,283
所以，不好，狀況很不好

626
00:37:32,284 --> 00:37:34,703
對，那個叫做泄殖腔

627
00:37:34,704 --> 00:37:36,663
聽來很怪也很噁

628
00:37:36,664 --> 00:37:38,039
但是具備泄殖腔就表示…

629
00:37:38,040 --> 00:37:39,332
夠了

630
00:37:39,333 --> 00:37:41,376
我懂那代表什麼

631
00:37:41,377 --> 00:37:43,203
我從鏡子裡看到了

632
00:37:43,838 --> 00:37:46,131
我知道你現在心情不好

633
00:37:46,132 --> 00:37:49,217
但當鴿子其實也有好處

634
00:37:49,218 --> 00:37:51,678
好，請讀我不再是唇的唇

635
00:37:51,679 --> 00:37:53,638
你會在這只因為，第一

636
00:37:53,639 --> 00:37:56,099
我無法用觸控螢幕把你彈射出去

637
00:37:56,100 --> 00:37:59,762
第二，你應該做出某種東西，是吧？

638
00:38:00,146 --> 00:38:01,980
做出解藥，是，好

639
00:38:01,981 --> 00:38:04,816
對，需要18個小時

640
00:38:04,817 --> 00:38:08,187
我得困在這鳥體18…

641
00:38:09,405 --> 00:38:10,814
天啊

642
00:38:11,240 --> 00:38:13,567
走一走消消氣

643
00:38:16,328 --> 00:38:19,531
（木村勝）

644
00:38:24,920 --> 00:38:30,125
其實，當鴿子比想像中酷多了

645
00:38:30,301 --> 00:38:32,635
如果你接受你的新外貌

646
00:38:32,636 --> 00:38:34,637
就會發現所有的優點

647
00:38:34,638 --> 00:38:38,099
事實，你知道鴿子的眼睛

648
00:38:38,100 --> 00:38:39,517
有慢速模式嗎？

649
00:38:39,518 --> 00:38:43,521
事實，鴿子飛行時速高達149公里

650
00:38:43,522 --> 00:38:45,899
事實，鴿子是高智慧動物

651
00:38:45,900 --> 00:38:46,983
喜歡玩遊戲

652
00:38:46,984 --> 00:38:48,068
還有事實…

653
00:38:48,069 --> 00:38:49,611
事實！你應該繫上安全帶

654
00:38:49,612 --> 00:38:50,813
（彈射）

655
00:38:56,202 --> 00:38:58,119
事實，鴿子能看見紫外光

656
00:38:58,120 --> 00:39:01,039
那是人類肉眼看不到的寬光譜

657
00:39:01,040 --> 00:39:04,368
事實，鴿子是群居動物，很容易…

658
00:39:17,056 --> 00:39:18,807
（墨西哥，卡曼海灘）

659
00:39:18,808 --> 00:39:21,559
好的，木村，我來找你了

660
00:39:21,560 --> 00:39:24,187
藍斯史特林要大顯身手了

661
00:39:24,188 --> 00:39:26,599
還有旁得，氫鍵旁得

662
00:39:28,901 --> 00:39:31,604
小子，記得吃藥

663
00:39:35,658 --> 00:39:36,866
快走快走

664
00:39:36,867 --> 00:39:38,076
你推我

665
00:39:38,077 --> 00:39:40,662
你們皮繃緊一點，因為我…

666
00:39:40,663 --> 00:39:42,956
喂！你用腳趾戳我？

667
00:39:42,957 --> 00:39:46,410
你是鴿子，可以走過他們身邊

668
00:39:51,757 --> 00:39:53,208
只是普通的鴿子

669
00:39:55,136 --> 00:39:56,761
鴿子不是這樣叫的

670
00:39:56,762 --> 00:39:58,346
你有長泄殖腔嗎？

671
00:39:58,347 --> 00:39:59,924
哥愛怎麼叫就怎麼叫

672
00:40:03,769 --> 00:40:04,853
他們好呆

673
00:40:04,854 --> 00:40:06,521
看吧，根本沒人理你

674
00:40:06,522 --> 00:40:07,723
好

675
00:40:16,198 --> 00:40:17,323
您的房間門卡

676
00:40:17,324 --> 00:40:18,408
有了

677
00:40:18,409 --> 00:40:20,702
一起想想辦法，你跟我一起來

678
00:40:20,703 --> 00:40:23,489
腦力激盪，怎麼找到那個傢伙？

679
00:40:23,748 --> 00:40:27,834
你就坐在這張非常舒服的沙發上

680
00:40:27,835 --> 00:40:29,002
但我是你的側翼

681
00:40:29,003 --> 00:40:31,963
你知道誰需要側翼嗎？那張沙發

682
00:40:31,964 --> 00:40:34,591
去坐在沙發上做點科學研究

683
00:40:34,592 --> 00:40:37,419
我去找木村，自己去

684
00:40:38,262 --> 00:40:41,382
哪裡傳來的迷人氣味？

685
00:40:43,642 --> 00:40:45,060
嗯，不行

686
00:40:45,061 --> 00:40:46,971
別幹這種事，藍斯

687
00:40:48,439 --> 00:40:50,557
藍斯，別失了身分

688
00:40:52,234 --> 00:40:54,486
華特，怎麼會這樣？

689
00:40:54,487 --> 00:40:57,280
一定是潛在鳥類本能起了作用

690
00:40:57,281 --> 00:40:59,275
我為什麼在吃地上的食物？

691
00:41:00,368 --> 00:41:02,236
為什麼這麼涮嘴？

692
00:41:04,580 --> 00:41:06,748
不用了，謝謝

693
00:41:06,749 --> 00:41:08,117
哇

694
00:41:08,834 --> 00:41:11,336
老兄，真的，離我十步遠

695
00:41:11,337 --> 00:41:13,421
不，人的步距，後退

696
00:41:13,422 --> 00:41:16,257
不要，真希望我沒看見

697
00:41:16,258 --> 00:41:18,468
不得了，牠們把你當同一掛

698
00:41:18,469 --> 00:41:20,345
我不想跟一群鳥同一掛

699
00:41:20,346 --> 00:41:22,722
走開！退後，狂粉鴿

700
00:41:22,723 --> 00:41:24,849
我才不管你叫做傑鴿，閃開

701
00:41:24,850 --> 00:41:25,934
你聽懂牠們的話？

702
00:41:25,935 --> 00:41:27,060
什麼？不對

703
00:41:27,061 --> 00:41:28,645
小愛真的愛我？　-我沒聽見鳥話

704
00:41:28,646 --> 00:41:29,813
我是牠的死黨嗎？

705
00:41:29,814 --> 00:41:31,231
太不像話了

706
00:41:31,232 --> 00:41:32,565
請多指教，傑鴿

707
00:41:32,566 --> 00:41:34,059
別跟傑鴿說話

708
00:41:57,091 --> 00:42:01,128
你用什麼化名，木村？

709
00:42:04,849 --> 00:42:06,599
「不是木村」

710
00:42:06,600 --> 00:42:08,218
哇，你好天才

711
00:42:08,644 --> 00:42:11,013
小菜一碟

712
00:42:15,443 --> 00:42:16,985
拜託

713
00:42:16,986 --> 00:42:19,480
不要鬧，沒時間玩了

714
00:42:19,947 --> 00:42:21,857
實在太丟臉了

715
00:42:23,951 --> 00:42:25,611
我不愛玩遊戲

716
00:42:26,203 --> 00:42:27,404
你最好不…

717
00:42:28,831 --> 00:42:30,032
住手

718
00:42:31,667 --> 00:42:33,494
住手

719
00:42:35,421 --> 00:42:36,504
不

720
00:42:36,505 --> 00:42:38,791
住手，你們有毛病嗎？

721
00:43:05,951 --> 00:43:09,079
你看看，跟鳥同一掛確實有幫助

722
00:43:09,080 --> 00:43:10,413
誰跟你們一掛

723
00:43:10,414 --> 00:43:11,615
藍斯

724
00:43:11,832 --> 00:43:13,041
藍斯

725
00:43:13,042 --> 00:43:14,209
等一下

726
00:43:14,210 --> 00:43:16,378
還是別自己衝上樓

727
00:43:16,379 --> 00:43:18,254
也許我有別的東西能幫忙

728
00:43:18,255 --> 00:43:22,509
華特，我不需要你幫忙

729
00:43:22,510 --> 00:43:23,919
永遠都不需要

730
00:43:27,056 --> 00:43:28,765
幫我按20樓好嗎？

731
00:43:28,766 --> 00:43:30,266
不是不要幫忙嗎？　-沒錯

732
00:43:30,267 --> 00:43:31,726
這就是幫忙　-不是

733
00:43:31,727 --> 00:43:32,894
幫了一點點　-沒有

734
00:43:32,895 --> 00:43:35,222
有　-才沒有

735
00:44:09,056 --> 00:44:10,682
是誰？

736
00:44:10,683 --> 00:44:13,518
說話，趁現在還能開口

737
00:44:13,519 --> 00:44:14,720
安靜，木村

738
00:44:15,688 --> 00:44:17,473
史特林

739
00:44:18,774 --> 00:44:20,643
看前面，雙手舉高

740
00:44:21,610 --> 00:44:23,611
當我沒說，浴巾撿起來

741
00:44:23,612 --> 00:44:25,147
一手舉高

742
00:44:26,949 --> 00:44:28,283
你想怎樣？

743
00:44:28,284 --> 00:44:29,909
仔細聽清楚

744
00:44:29,910 --> 00:44:32,495
我提問，你回答

745
00:44:32,496 --> 00:44:33,580
什麼？

746
00:44:33,581 --> 00:44:34,748
什麼？

747
00:44:34,749 --> 00:44:36,291
我不知道怎麼回答

748
00:44:36,292 --> 00:44:37,709
你們怎麼過來的？

749
00:44:37,710 --> 00:44:38,911
我怎麼…

750
00:44:39,045 --> 00:44:41,254
我什麼都不告訴你

751
00:44:41,255 --> 00:44:42,464
停，不要靠過來

752
00:44:42,465 --> 00:44:45,050
你把M9刺客賣給有機器手的傢伙

753
00:44:45,051 --> 00:44:46,217
他在哪裡？

754
00:44:46,218 --> 00:44:47,927
我說出來會被他殺了

755
00:44:47,928 --> 00:44:50,506
你就不怕我幹掉你嗎？快說

756
00:45:02,026 --> 00:45:04,937
好精巧，遠端遙控的鴿子

757
00:45:05,112 --> 00:45:06,438
怎麼讓牠說話的？

758
00:45:11,577 --> 00:45:12,827
夠了，木村

759
00:45:12,828 --> 00:45:14,537
對迷走神經施加85公克壓力

760
00:45:14,538 --> 00:45:16,031
睡覺覺囉

761
00:45:20,586 --> 00:45:22,413
我懷念我的手

762
00:45:26,175 --> 00:45:28,093
藍斯史特林要變成一具鴿屍

763
00:45:28,094 --> 00:45:30,504
被裝進鞋盒裡埋葬了

764
00:45:38,938 --> 00:45:40,598
藍斯，你還好嗎？

765
00:45:40,773 --> 00:45:42,099
華特？

766
00:45:45,194 --> 00:45:48,196
史特林在這裡，守住所有出口

767
00:45:48,197 --> 00:45:49,447
所有人嚴陣以待

768
00:45:49,448 --> 00:45:51,567
我們對付的是藍斯史特林

769
00:45:52,368 --> 00:45:53,827
告訴我機器手在哪裡

770
00:45:53,828 --> 00:45:54,911
別想

771
00:45:54,912 --> 00:45:57,948
小子，我要用鴿翅膀甩你的…

772
00:46:00,793 --> 00:46:02,252
脾氣這麼硬，好

773
00:46:02,253 --> 00:46:03,962
那我們就來硬的

774
00:46:03,963 --> 00:46:05,880
華特，給我漏斗

775
00:46:05,881 --> 00:46:07,298
幾條跨接線，和五分錢樂團唱片

776
00:46:07,299 --> 00:46:08,383
五分錢？

777
00:46:08,384 --> 00:46:10,135
什麼？那樣他會痛

778
00:46:10,136 --> 00:46:11,754
不然怎麼逼供？

779
00:46:12,221 --> 00:46:13,631
我有個辦法

780
00:46:15,558 --> 00:46:17,718
不，別這樣

781
00:46:18,269 --> 00:46:19,894
這就對了，華特

782
00:46:19,895 --> 00:46:20,979
用科學對付這豬頭

783
00:46:20,980 --> 00:46:22,480
水啦

784
00:46:22,481 --> 00:46:24,399
讓你看看科學的威力

785
00:46:24,400 --> 00:46:26,393
拜託，不要

786
00:46:30,030 --> 00:46:32,657
你只是給他芳香噴霧嗎？

787
00:46:32,658 --> 00:46:33,825
這是吐真劑

788
00:46:33,826 --> 00:46:36,036
但裡面確實加了薰衣草香

789
00:46:36,037 --> 00:46:37,120
看好

790
00:46:37,121 --> 00:46:39,240
木村，說出你最大的祕密

791
00:46:39,415 --> 00:46:41,075
我會在游泳池裡尿尿

792
00:46:41,625 --> 00:46:43,494
誠實到不要不要的

793
00:46:43,753 --> 00:46:46,504
機器手是誰？他為何冒用我的臉？

794
00:46:46,505 --> 00:46:47,922
我不知道他是誰

795
00:46:47,923 --> 00:46:49,340
那你知道什麼？

796
00:46:49,341 --> 00:46:50,842
我知道怎麼吹笛子

797
00:46:50,843 --> 00:46:52,343
我是問機器手

798
00:46:52,344 --> 00:46:54,345
我知道他正趕往威尼斯

799
00:46:54,346 --> 00:46:56,090
打算竊取探員資料庫

800
00:46:56,474 --> 00:46:57,599
他會把我宰了

801
00:46:57,600 --> 00:46:59,392
探員資料庫？　-數據庫

802
00:46:59,393 --> 00:47:00,518
哪有人說「束雞褲」？

803
00:47:00,519 --> 00:47:01,603
閉嘴

804
00:47:01,604 --> 00:47:05,182
他會知道局裡所有人的身分

805
00:47:05,649 --> 00:47:07,067
等到那時候

806
00:47:07,068 --> 00:47:10,437
他會派出M9刺客殲滅他們

807
00:47:10,905 --> 00:47:13,148
我會搶先阻止他

808
00:47:15,659 --> 00:47:17,619
她真是窮追猛打

809
00:47:17,620 --> 00:47:19,572
把門堵住，用重一點的東西

810
00:47:20,247 --> 00:47:21,740
我很重

811
00:47:23,959 --> 00:47:25,043
你有出力嗎？

812
00:47:25,044 --> 00:47:27,295
我當然有出力，你怎麼不出力？

813
00:47:27,296 --> 00:47:28,463
用上你全身的重量

814
00:47:28,464 --> 00:47:30,833
我用上了，我全身都羽毛

815
00:47:33,886 --> 00:47:36,338
好像一大坨布丁

816
00:47:40,726 --> 00:47:41,810
好噁

817
00:47:41,811 --> 00:47:44,305
實在太丟臉了

818
00:47:46,690 --> 00:47:48,934
使勁，華特，用盡吃奶力氣

819
00:47:50,361 --> 00:47:51,903
你沒戲唱了，史特林

820
00:47:51,904 --> 00:47:53,655
你和貝克因叛國罪遭到通緝

821
00:47:53,656 --> 00:47:55,073
該閃人了，快

822
00:47:55,074 --> 00:47:56,449
不，別這樣丟下我

823
00:47:56,450 --> 00:47:57,992
抱歉，非常抱歉

824
00:47:57,993 --> 00:48:00,112
順風耳？　-包在我身上

825
00:48:03,791 --> 00:48:05,542
我們用跑酷技巧跳到那陽台

826
00:48:05,543 --> 00:48:06,626
什麼？

827
00:48:06,627 --> 00:48:08,294
金剛跳，蹬牆，落地翻

828
00:48:08,295 --> 00:48:09,879
佛跳牆，甘地，倉庫番

829
00:48:09,880 --> 00:48:11,749
我根本不懂什麼意思

830
00:48:17,263 --> 00:48:18,346
嗨

831
00:48:18,347 --> 00:48:20,348
這…你怎麼搞的？

832
00:48:20,349 --> 00:48:22,384
別這樣，會害我也想…

833
00:48:24,311 --> 00:48:26,062
時間寶貴，華特，快走

834
00:48:26,063 --> 00:48:27,439
你一定行的

835
00:48:27,440 --> 00:48:29,441
這是物理問題，華特

836
00:48:29,442 --> 00:48:30,942
這是基礎物理學

837
00:48:30,943 --> 00:48:32,770
只是基礎物理學

838
00:48:37,366 --> 00:48:38,450
沒錯

839
00:48:38,451 --> 00:48:39,534
（成功了！）

840
00:48:39,535 --> 00:48:40,994
我們辦得到　-貝克

841
00:48:40,995 --> 00:48:42,370
我們辦得到　-貝克，不要…

842
00:48:42,371 --> 00:48:43,663
我們要衝了

843
00:48:43,664 --> 00:48:44,865
我們辦得到

844
00:48:49,628 --> 00:48:50,829
（遊戲結束）

845
00:48:53,924 --> 00:48:55,008
快用你的配備

846
00:48:55,009 --> 00:48:56,752
快用你的配備

847
00:48:57,636 --> 00:48:59,088
彈射爪鉤

848
00:49:00,222 --> 00:49:03,050
飛啊，飛啊，我哪裡做錯了？

849
00:49:06,437 --> 00:49:07,805
他在那邊

850
00:49:11,859 --> 00:49:13,602
抱歉…

851
00:49:20,451 --> 00:49:22,152
這下不妙

852
00:49:28,209 --> 00:49:29,785
華特，那隻筆還有什麼功能？

853
00:49:31,462 --> 00:49:32,663
別

854
00:49:38,469 --> 00:49:40,462
哈囉，軟毛巾

855
00:49:42,932 --> 00:49:44,592
華特

856
00:49:57,196 --> 00:49:58,405
快…

857
00:49:58,406 --> 00:49:59,906
這些傢伙真難纏

858
00:49:59,907 --> 00:50:01,032
他在那邊　-別跑

859
00:50:01,033 --> 00:50:02,659
我的複合筆

860
00:50:02,660 --> 00:50:04,403
太好了，射他們

861
00:50:06,080 --> 00:50:07,698
這樣不好吧

862
00:50:08,040 --> 00:50:10,409
那樣真的有點掃興

863
00:50:14,338 --> 00:50:16,624
枕頭，好棒棒

864
00:50:19,385 --> 00:50:21,629
藍斯，趴下

865
00:50:22,471 --> 00:50:23,797
趴下

866
00:50:32,690 --> 00:50:34,566
爆發彩帶

867
00:50:34,567 --> 00:50:36,860
像噴彩帶，但大量爆發

868
00:50:36,861 --> 00:50:38,687
想不到竟然有用

869
00:50:40,281 --> 00:50:42,066
快點，咱們鬼隱

870
00:50:43,075 --> 00:50:44,951
這情況難得一見

871
00:50:44,952 --> 00:50:47,579
哇，太詭異了

872
00:50:47,580 --> 00:50:50,040
我不知道這是什麼

873
00:50:50,041 --> 00:50:52,125
這不可能是史特林

874
00:50:52,126 --> 00:50:53,585
根本沒人受傷

875
00:50:53,586 --> 00:50:55,295
可能是那小子，貝克

876
00:50:55,296 --> 00:50:56,880
根本說不通

877
00:50:56,881 --> 00:50:59,632
貝克只是配備實驗室的小咖

878
00:50:59,633 --> 00:51:00,884
根據他的檔案

879
00:51:00,885 --> 00:51:03,595
這小咖15歲就從麻省理工畢業

880
00:51:03,596 --> 00:51:06,632
發明一種方法編輯人類基因組…

881
00:51:06,682 --> 00:51:08,266
在中學時期

882
00:51:08,267 --> 00:51:10,435
他是智商157的天才

883
00:51:10,436 --> 00:51:12,763
我們也是

884
00:51:14,273 --> 00:51:15,766
我踩到了

885
00:51:16,192 --> 00:51:17,358
陷進黏膠裡

886
00:51:17,359 --> 00:51:18,936
我也是

887
00:51:19,278 --> 00:51:21,981
我這雙鞋是新的耶

888
00:51:25,159 --> 00:51:28,445
（北海　祕密武器廠）

889
00:51:30,790 --> 00:51:33,208
希望成功…

890
00:51:33,209 --> 00:51:35,327
拜託…

891
00:51:43,928 --> 00:51:45,970
武器系統連線

892
00:51:45,971 --> 00:51:48,139
需要探員資料庫鎖定目標

893
00:51:48,140 --> 00:51:49,265
完成了

894
00:51:49,266 --> 00:51:52,720
整間廠房以最大的效能運作

895
00:51:53,020 --> 00:51:54,680
一切都符合你的要求

896
00:51:55,898 --> 00:52:00,227
但拜託你，這樣造成的驚人破壞…

897
00:52:00,694 --> 00:52:03,405
你們單位何時開始在乎

898
00:52:03,406 --> 00:52:06,901
那些被摧毀的許多生命？

899
00:52:08,285 --> 00:52:10,245
不，等一等…

900
00:52:10,246 --> 00:52:12,997
拜託，等等…

901
00:52:12,998 --> 00:52:15,208
你說只要幫你，就會放我走

902
00:52:15,209 --> 00:52:18,662
我是這麼說過，是吧？

903
00:52:21,549 --> 00:52:24,627
聽說威尼斯每年這時候很宜人

904
00:52:30,182 --> 00:52:32,016
（亞得里亞海某處）

905
00:52:32,017 --> 00:52:33,393
很好

906
00:52:33,394 --> 00:52:35,103
等我抵達威尼斯

907
00:52:35,104 --> 00:52:37,431
我要扯爛那傢伙的泄殖腔

908
00:52:39,150 --> 00:52:40,351
華特

909
00:52:40,985 --> 00:52:42,527
華特　-幹嘛？

910
00:52:42,528 --> 00:52:44,563
你還在努力做解藥吧？

911
00:52:44,989 --> 00:52:46,406
還在努力？

912
00:52:46,407 --> 00:52:48,025
再過幾分鐘就完成了

913
00:52:48,367 --> 00:52:50,952
但你猜還有什麼也很成功？

914
00:52:50,953 --> 00:52:52,495
如果你想說當鴿子…

915
00:52:52,496 --> 00:52:53,697
就是當鴿子

916
00:52:53,956 --> 00:52:56,041
我真想把他扔進海裡

917
00:52:56,042 --> 00:52:57,125
什麼？

918
00:52:57,126 --> 00:52:59,245
你們怎麼跑來的？

919
00:52:59,795 --> 00:53:01,755
傑鴿跟瘋眼才不會拋棄你

920
00:53:01,756 --> 00:53:02,839
牠們跟你一掛的

921
00:53:02,840 --> 00:53:03,923
住手，不要

922
00:53:03,924 --> 00:53:05,008
鳥嘴別碰我的酒

923
00:53:05,009 --> 00:53:06,509
天曉得你的嘴碰過什麼

924
00:53:06,510 --> 00:53:07,677
走開

925
00:53:07,678 --> 00:53:08,762
不，住手

926
00:53:08,763 --> 00:53:09,971
好了…

927
00:53:09,972 --> 00:53:11,097
過來我這裡

928
00:53:11,098 --> 00:53:13,308
這個給你們，不含麩質的

929
00:53:13,309 --> 00:53:14,476
你開玩笑吧？

930
00:53:14,477 --> 00:53:17,429
嘔吐物上的口香糖牠照吃不誤

931
00:53:21,233 --> 00:53:22,776
還吃間諜筆

932
00:53:22,777 --> 00:53:25,062
我們應該想辦法拿出來

933
00:53:25,988 --> 00:53:27,238
（程序完成）

934
00:53:27,239 --> 00:53:28,448
解藥好囉

935
00:53:28,449 --> 00:53:29,942
終於

936
00:53:40,795 --> 00:53:41,996
我可以動手嗎？

937
00:53:42,463 --> 00:53:44,707
不是你，小愛，謝謝

938
00:53:46,133 --> 00:53:47,626
沒禮貌

939
00:54:02,566 --> 00:54:04,192
這下不妙

940
00:54:04,193 --> 00:54:07,028
「不妙」是說味道很難喝

941
00:54:07,029 --> 00:54:08,947
但還是能讓我變回人類嗎？

942
00:54:08,948 --> 00:54:11,658
不妙是說這無法讓你變回人類

943
00:54:11,659 --> 00:54:13,952
如果你喝下去，所有細胞都會燒起來

944
00:54:13,953 --> 00:54:15,078
不會吧？

945
00:54:15,079 --> 00:54:16,705
對不起，我會解決

946
00:54:16,706 --> 00:54:18,206
科學就是要反覆試驗

947
00:54:18,207 --> 00:54:20,208
這不是科學實驗室

948
00:54:20,209 --> 00:54:23,378
如果我不阻止他，到時會死人

949
00:54:23,379 --> 00:54:25,422
你以為我不想阻止他嗎？

950
00:54:25,423 --> 00:54:26,631
我為什麼在這艘船上？

951
00:54:26,632 --> 00:54:31,636
你知道我吃了多少暈船藥嗎？

952
00:54:31,637 --> 00:54:34,882
我的腳幾乎沒有感覺

953
00:54:35,141 --> 00:54:38,476
我來是因為我相信…

954
00:54:38,477 --> 00:54:44,099
我們合作能找到好辦法，阻止壞事

955
00:54:46,902 --> 00:54:48,812
我知道

956
00:54:49,822 --> 00:54:52,024
但那只是幻想

957
00:54:52,658 --> 00:54:56,487
每當壞人打你，你就打回去

958
00:54:57,079 --> 00:55:00,866
猛烈回擊，讓他們爬不起來

959
00:55:01,167 --> 00:55:04,627
你必須用火力對抗火力

960
00:55:04,628 --> 00:55:08,916
用火力對抗火力，只會兩敗俱傷

961
00:55:09,383 --> 00:55:12,294
沒有什麼好人或壞人

962
00:55:12,678 --> 00:55:14,046
都是人

963
00:55:15,890 --> 00:55:18,217
人命都值得拯救

964
00:55:18,809 --> 00:55:20,427
那不是我們的職責嗎？

965
00:55:22,104 --> 00:55:26,475
惡人才不在乎你心地善良

966
00:55:31,197 --> 00:55:35,818
我每天看著好人遭到殺害

967
00:55:38,162 --> 00:55:40,239
這些你都不會知道

968
00:55:44,835 --> 00:55:46,704
我早就知道了

969
00:56:02,603 --> 00:56:04,888
（義大利，威尼斯）

970
00:56:10,611 --> 00:56:12,237
第一次到威尼斯？

971
00:56:12,238 --> 00:56:13,863
第一次出國

972
00:56:13,864 --> 00:56:16,984
我一直夢想到這裡來餵鴿子

973
00:56:17,368 --> 00:56:18,944
你需要治療

974
00:56:25,751 --> 00:56:27,544
該嚴肅起來了

975
00:56:27,545 --> 00:56:29,129
那就是本局的數據庫房

976
00:56:29,130 --> 00:56:30,331
資料庫房

977
00:56:30,589 --> 00:56:34,460
機器手想要探員名單就會來這裡找

978
00:56:35,052 --> 00:56:36,219
還記得計畫嗎？

979
00:56:36,220 --> 00:56:37,303
什麼計畫？

980
00:56:37,304 --> 00:56:38,680
你要我閃遠一點讓你大展身手…

981
00:56:38,681 --> 00:56:39,882
很好，你還記得

982
00:56:41,767 --> 00:56:43,969
離家真遠啊，華特

983
00:56:44,311 --> 00:56:45,979
木村都說了

984
00:56:45,980 --> 00:56:48,982
我知道史特林來威尼斯，他在哪？

985
00:56:48,983 --> 00:56:50,809
冷靜點

986
00:56:51,902 --> 00:56:53,445
史特林在哪？

987
00:56:53,446 --> 00:56:55,989
我只能說他不在哪裡

988
00:56:55,990 --> 00:56:58,651
就是不在這裡

989
00:56:59,702 --> 00:57:02,537
什麼？我們不能把她宰掉

990
00:57:02,538 --> 00:57:04,539
你好狠，小愛

991
00:57:04,540 --> 00:57:08,209
聽著，我知道你不是歹徒

992
00:57:08,210 --> 00:57:10,621
你是聰明的孩子

993
00:57:11,464 --> 00:57:15,626
你發明出沒人想得到的東西

994
00:57:15,968 --> 00:57:19,137
像是還黏住我靴子的那玩意

995
00:57:19,138 --> 00:57:20,680
抱歉

996
00:57:20,681 --> 00:57:24,684
不，是我們欠你一個道歉

997
00:57:24,685 --> 00:57:28,188
你努力想保護這個世界

998
00:57:28,189 --> 00:57:30,266
就像你母親一樣

999
00:57:32,485 --> 00:57:34,270
我看過你的檔案

1000
00:57:34,403 --> 00:57:39,066
我知道她為了救人犧牲自己

1001
00:57:41,118 --> 00:57:43,112
我可以幫你，華特

1002
00:57:43,329 --> 00:57:45,663
我能讓你回去上班

1003
00:57:45,664 --> 00:57:48,993
新實驗室，所有你需要的設備

1004
00:57:49,960 --> 00:57:52,629
讓大家刮目相看

1005
00:57:52,630 --> 00:57:57,251
再也不會有人笑你是怪咖

1006
00:57:59,261 --> 00:58:02,006
只要你把史特林交給我

1007
00:58:04,100 --> 00:58:05,301
不

1008
00:58:05,893 --> 00:58:08,137
我們應該攜手合作

1009
00:58:09,355 --> 00:58:11,056
真可惜，貝克

1010
00:58:12,525 --> 00:58:13,726
史特林

1011
00:58:14,819 --> 00:58:16,437
別亂跑

1012
00:58:16,946 --> 00:58:18,272
我們走

1013
00:58:22,827 --> 00:58:24,577
是M9刺客　-快點

1014
00:58:24,578 --> 00:58:25,745
摧毀目標

1015
00:58:25,746 --> 00:58:26,996
不能讓那東西飛走

1016
00:58:26,997 --> 00:58:28,081
射擊

1017
00:58:28,082 --> 00:58:29,366
它拿到數據庫了

1018
00:58:30,459 --> 00:58:31,751
糟糕

1019
00:58:31,752 --> 00:58:32,961
這樣沒用

1020
00:58:32,962 --> 00:58:34,246
讓我來

1021
00:58:36,424 --> 00:58:37,924
看起來不妙

1022
00:58:37,925 --> 00:58:39,501
找掩護　-快

1023
00:58:48,477 --> 00:58:50,228
我們走　-貝克，你別…

1024
00:58:50,229 --> 00:58:51,688
別擔心，交給我們　-貝克

1025
00:58:51,689 --> 00:58:55,017
我是說交給我，藍斯根本不在這裡

1026
00:59:02,533 --> 00:59:04,075
光用跑的追不上

1027
00:59:04,076 --> 00:59:05,368
嘿，你要做什麼？

1028
00:59:05,369 --> 00:59:07,829
你是鴿子，飛最快的鳥類之一

1029
00:59:07,830 --> 00:59:09,205
不行，放我下來，華特

1030
00:59:09,206 --> 00:59:11,124
你要飛起來，我對你有信心

1031
00:59:11,125 --> 00:59:12,333
有其他辦法

1032
00:59:12,334 --> 00:59:15,246
不准你把我往下…丟

1033
00:59:17,590 --> 00:59:19,124
他自己想辦法

1034
00:59:22,178 --> 00:59:24,129
加油，不然我會死

1035
00:59:28,517 --> 00:59:29,809
我在飛

1036
00:59:29,810 --> 00:59:31,095
我在飛

1037
00:59:31,812 --> 00:59:32,896
我在飛

1038
00:59:32,897 --> 00:59:35,440
是你帶我…飛

1039
00:59:35,441 --> 00:59:37,393
謝謝，謝謝幫忙

1040
00:59:40,613 --> 00:59:42,864
夥伴，往前衝

1041
00:59:42,865 --> 00:59:44,407
去把刺客抓回來

1042
00:59:44,408 --> 00:59:46,151
不好意思，抱歉

1043
00:59:49,246 --> 00:59:50,447
那樣也可以

1044
00:59:50,831 --> 00:59:52,825
我在執行公務

1045
00:59:56,587 --> 00:59:57,788
好

1046
01:00:04,887 --> 01:00:06,922
我在執行公務

1047
01:00:07,848 --> 01:00:09,474
我們得把數據庫拿回來

1048
01:00:09,475 --> 01:00:10,676
有沒有想法？

1049
01:00:12,645 --> 01:00:14,471
我喜歡你的主意

1050
01:00:16,065 --> 01:00:17,315
正中紅心

1051
01:00:17,316 --> 01:00:18,726
拿到了

1052
01:00:22,279 --> 01:00:24,148
他不怎麼高興

1053
01:00:25,700 --> 01:00:26,901
幹得好

1054
01:00:28,619 --> 01:00:31,037
對喔，你們喜歡玩遊戲

1055
01:00:31,038 --> 01:00:32,781
那就來玩傳接球

1056
01:00:33,708 --> 01:00:34,909
長傳

1057
01:00:37,420 --> 01:00:38,621
糟糕

1058
01:00:47,930 --> 01:00:49,715
沒那麼簡單吧，掃地機器人？

1059
01:00:51,642 --> 01:00:54,053
小愛，交給你了

1060
01:00:54,478 --> 01:00:56,013
這邊，傳給我

1061
01:00:56,605 --> 01:00:57,939
讓我來…

1062
01:00:57,940 --> 01:00:59,141
慘了

1063
01:01:11,537 --> 01:01:13,656
不要…

1064
01:01:13,831 --> 01:01:15,032
這下尷尬了

1065
01:01:18,085 --> 01:01:19,286
不！

1066
01:01:20,129 --> 01:01:21,212
快啊…

1067
01:01:21,213 --> 01:01:22,414
（鎖定）

1068
01:01:27,303 --> 01:01:29,429
世紀超狂捕手

1069
01:01:29,430 --> 01:01:31,590
我這輩子沒接到過任何東西

1070
01:01:36,604 --> 01:01:38,605
超厲害，我們辦到了

1071
01:01:38,606 --> 01:01:40,565
還是要追究你把我從屋頂丟下去

1072
01:01:40,566 --> 01:01:42,609
我真的覺得那樣比較好

1073
01:01:42,610 --> 01:01:44,819
沒關係，這件事我們晚點再說

1074
01:01:44,820 --> 01:01:46,647
先讓你享受成功的喜悅

1075
01:01:47,239 --> 01:01:48,565
我們所向無…

1076
01:02:06,050 --> 01:02:08,593
這是我的

1077
01:02:08,594 --> 01:02:13,090
嚴格說來，它屬於美國…政府

1078
01:02:15,559 --> 01:02:18,053
藍斯…

1079
01:02:18,729 --> 01:02:20,522
史特林？

1080
01:02:20,523 --> 01:02:22,600
怎麼樣，藍斯？

1081
01:02:23,025 --> 01:02:26,194
出來，陪我玩玩

1082
01:02:26,195 --> 01:02:28,196
你是英雄，對吧？

1083
01:02:28,197 --> 01:02:31,199
拯救世界的特務

1084
01:02:31,200 --> 01:02:35,237
剷除敵人絕不留情

1085
01:02:38,165 --> 01:02:40,075
我真的很想玩玩

1086
01:02:43,170 --> 01:02:44,587
他大概不會來了

1087
01:02:44,588 --> 01:02:45,789
不

1088
01:02:48,467 --> 01:02:50,669
人生就是充滿失望

1089
01:02:52,680 --> 01:02:55,765
你不必這樣，完全沒好處

1090
01:02:55,766 --> 01:02:57,016
不

1091
01:02:57,017 --> 01:02:58,302
不

1092
01:02:59,645 --> 01:03:01,221
華特

1093
01:03:20,249 --> 01:03:21,784
麵包屑？

1094
01:03:26,464 --> 01:03:28,540
是不含麩質的

1095
01:03:34,847 --> 01:03:36,548
藍斯，我們走

1096
01:03:43,647 --> 01:03:45,599
站住

1097
01:03:46,317 --> 01:03:48,811
慢慢轉過身來

1098
01:03:50,362 --> 01:03:52,189
我要看到你的手

1099
01:03:57,161 --> 01:03:59,321
兩隻手

1100
01:04:00,331 --> 01:04:01,824
小心

1101
01:04:05,002 --> 01:04:09,506
你們有沒有看到史特林探員有…

1102
01:04:09,507 --> 01:04:11,834
一隻機器手？

1103
01:04:11,967 --> 01:04:13,168
對

1104
01:04:21,936 --> 01:04:23,478
太驚險了

1105
01:04:23,479 --> 01:04:25,097
他把腳踩在我頭上，然後我…

1106
01:04:25,648 --> 01:04:27,148
然後你說「不！」

1107
01:04:27,149 --> 01:04:29,275
我就「麵包屑！」

1108
01:04:29,276 --> 01:04:31,653
他還是帶數據庫逃跑了

1109
01:04:31,654 --> 01:04:33,655
你確定嗎？

1110
01:04:33,656 --> 01:04:37,067
你確定嗎？

1111
01:04:37,868 --> 01:04:39,911
你確定嗎？

1112
01:04:39,912 --> 01:04:42,872
你好像要我說「這話什麼意思？」

1113
01:04:42,873 --> 01:04:44,749
我跟你說是什麼意思

1114
01:04:44,750 --> 01:04:47,669
就在剛才那陣鳥捲風中

1115
01:04:47,670 --> 01:04:49,079
我給他裝了追蹤器

1116
01:04:49,922 --> 01:04:51,715
等等，這是他？

1117
01:04:51,716 --> 01:04:53,299
那個機器手？

1118
01:04:53,300 --> 01:04:54,384
對

1119
01:04:54,385 --> 01:04:55,552
讚！

1120
01:04:55,553 --> 01:04:57,137
真讚，好兄弟

1121
01:04:57,138 --> 01:05:00,390
少了你我就不可能辦到，華特

1122
01:05:00,391 --> 01:05:01,474
什麼？

1123
01:05:01,475 --> 01:05:02,676
怎麼？

1124
01:05:02,727 --> 01:05:04,018
你說什麼？

1125
01:05:04,019 --> 01:05:05,353
我說…

1126
01:05:05,354 --> 01:05:07,806
你說你少了我就辦不到

1127
01:05:20,786 --> 01:05:21,953
好了啦

1128
01:05:21,954 --> 01:05:24,456
抱夠久了喔，華特

1129
01:05:24,457 --> 01:05:26,909
夠了，別抱了

1130
01:05:27,501 --> 01:05:29,078
你抱得太用力…

1131
01:05:38,429 --> 01:05:43,808
華特，潛艇裡的事留在潛艇裡

1132
01:05:43,809 --> 01:05:45,427
你下了一顆蛋

1133
01:05:45,644 --> 01:05:46,770
你下了蛋

1134
01:05:46,771 --> 01:05:49,022
它就這麼滑了出來

1135
01:05:49,023 --> 01:05:50,440
你下了一顆蛋

1136
01:05:50,441 --> 01:05:52,233
藍斯，太神奇了

1137
01:05:52,234 --> 01:05:54,861
不懂這代表什麼嗎？你是母鴿

1138
01:05:54,862 --> 01:05:56,071
你說什麼？

1139
01:05:56,072 --> 01:05:57,447
當然了

1140
01:05:57,448 --> 01:05:58,990
難怪我一直想不通

1141
01:05:58,991 --> 01:06:01,910
我在血清裡用了小愛的DNA

1142
01:06:01,911 --> 01:06:03,828
這樣有什麼幫助？

1143
01:06:03,829 --> 01:06:07,665
只要在解藥裡調整一個變數

1144
01:06:07,666 --> 01:06:09,201
你就能變回人類

1145
01:06:09,752 --> 01:06:11,544
變回我自己

1146
01:06:11,545 --> 01:06:16,208
除非，也許你想再當一陣子鴿子

1147
01:06:17,843 --> 01:06:19,044
好

1148
01:06:19,720 --> 01:06:21,054
沒問題

1149
01:06:21,055 --> 01:06:23,382
解藥馬上就來

1150
01:06:35,152 --> 01:06:37,987
金喬伊局長，資料庫被搶走了

1151
01:06:37,988 --> 01:06:40,073
局裡所有人員都會受牽連

1152
01:06:40,074 --> 01:06:42,234
為了安全起見你得撤回所有人

1153
01:06:43,994 --> 01:06:45,745
你確定那是藍斯？

1154
01:06:45,746 --> 01:06:46,947
是

1155
01:06:47,081 --> 01:06:48,282
也許？

1156
01:06:48,416 --> 01:06:50,910
我也不確定看到什麼

1157
01:06:51,544 --> 01:06:56,256
不過我知道史特林是搭這艘船來的

1158
01:06:56,257 --> 01:06:57,590
史特林不在船上

1159
01:06:57,591 --> 01:06:58,675
你有事嗎？

1160
01:06:58,676 --> 01:07:01,386
拜託，一定有蛛絲馬跡

1161
01:07:01,387 --> 01:07:05,181
腳印、糖果包裝紙，或高檔的面霜

1162
01:07:05,182 --> 01:07:08,435
他皮膚那麼好肯定有在保養

1163
01:07:08,436 --> 01:07:10,145
搜查都沒結果

1164
01:07:10,146 --> 01:07:11,563
如果史特林待過這艘船

1165
01:07:11,564 --> 01:07:15,184
他沒留下指紋，嘴唇沒碰過杯子

1166
01:07:15,317 --> 01:07:18,771
大概也沒有腳

1167
01:07:20,364 --> 01:07:24,693
我能肯定地說調查行動毫無進展

1168
01:08:43,614 --> 01:08:44,940
藍斯？

1169
01:08:47,201 --> 01:08:48,444
藍斯？

1170
01:08:50,746 --> 01:08:51,913
成功了嗎？

1171
01:08:51,914 --> 01:08:53,282
好，先別亂動

1172
01:08:58,462 --> 01:09:00,372
我的手回來了

1173
01:09:00,631 --> 01:09:02,298
太棒了

1174
01:09:02,299 --> 01:09:03,883
胸肌

1175
01:09:03,884 --> 01:09:06,136
我的胸肌和六塊肌

1176
01:09:06,137 --> 01:09:09,347
華特，你真是…

1177
01:09:09,348 --> 01:09:10,549
我只是…

1178
01:09:11,434 --> 01:09:13,886
我有嘴唇，可以親親了

1179
01:09:15,146 --> 01:09:16,855
我光溜溜

1180
01:09:16,856 --> 01:09:18,398
有一點尷尬

1181
01:09:18,399 --> 01:09:20,275
算你好運，我事先想到

1182
01:09:20,276 --> 01:09:21,477
有你的

1183
01:09:26,115 --> 01:09:27,532
他回來了

1184
01:09:27,533 --> 01:09:29,951
藍斯史特林，重出江湖

1185
01:09:29,952 --> 01:09:31,578
你已經抵達目的地

1186
01:09:31,579 --> 01:09:32,821
（浮出水面中）

1187
01:09:33,372 --> 01:09:34,823
好，機器手

1188
01:09:35,624 --> 01:09:37,409
我來找你了

1189
01:09:47,678 --> 01:09:51,340
（北海　祕密武器廠）

1190
01:10:06,363 --> 01:10:09,949
機器手在正西方1.6公里

1191
01:10:09,950 --> 01:10:11,534
你的計畫呢，搭檔？

1192
01:10:11,535 --> 01:10:14,871
我有很多亮粉、趣遊彈和投濕機…

1193
01:10:14,872 --> 01:10:16,289
不

1194
01:10:16,290 --> 01:10:17,540
不什麼？

1195
01:10:17,541 --> 01:10:19,376
我來處理就好，華特

1196
01:10:19,377 --> 01:10:20,752
你開玩笑吧？

1197
01:10:20,753 --> 01:10:22,462
人命關天

1198
01:10:22,463 --> 01:10:23,630
讓我搞定

1199
01:10:23,631 --> 01:10:25,173
讓你搞定？

1200
01:10:25,174 --> 01:10:27,384
但你說過我們是團隊

1201
01:10:27,385 --> 01:10:28,635
你達成了任務

1202
01:10:28,636 --> 01:10:30,136
解除我的鳥樣

1203
01:10:30,137 --> 01:10:33,132
現在該用我的辦法

1204
01:10:33,641 --> 01:10:34,891
解決那個蠢蛋

1205
01:10:34,892 --> 01:10:36,476
這不對

1206
01:10:36,477 --> 01:10:38,311
錯得離譜

1207
01:10:38,312 --> 01:10:39,854
我有各種配備可以…

1208
01:10:39,855 --> 01:10:43,350
這裡不適合用你那些怪怪配備

1209
01:10:44,860 --> 01:10:46,228
怪怪？

1210
01:10:49,949 --> 01:10:51,692
回家吧

1211
01:10:55,329 --> 01:10:56,530
不要

1212
01:10:57,081 --> 01:10:58,699
我不會放棄

1213
01:11:03,796 --> 01:11:04,997
藍斯

1214
01:11:06,048 --> 01:11:09,001
我不能再讓好人送命

1215
01:11:21,856 --> 01:11:23,557
我一向單打獨鬥

1216
01:13:00,579 --> 01:13:02,615
那應該是你的

1217
01:13:02,665 --> 01:13:06,076
但你冒用的臉孔是我的

1218
01:13:06,252 --> 01:13:07,752
結束了

1219
01:13:07,753 --> 01:13:09,796
你的高檔玩具報銷

1220
01:13:09,797 --> 01:13:12,166
那數據庫也無用武之地了

1221
01:13:14,844 --> 01:13:18,596
你真以為我會用一架無人機

1222
01:13:18,597 --> 01:13:21,800
去解決名單上的所有人？

1223
01:13:22,560 --> 01:13:24,436
本來是

1224
01:13:24,437 --> 01:13:27,063
直到你用這種口氣問我

1225
01:13:27,064 --> 01:13:28,432
開始有點懷疑

1226
01:13:28,607 --> 01:13:30,434
告訴我，史特林探員

1227
01:13:33,821 --> 01:13:35,697
你能阻止一架無人機

1228
01:13:35,698 --> 01:13:37,066
（目標已取得）

1229
01:13:39,493 --> 01:13:42,154
要打算怎麼阻止一千架？

1230
01:13:53,716 --> 01:13:55,793
睡覺覺囉

1231
01:14:16,697 --> 01:14:18,406
感覺到恐懼了嗎？

1232
01:14:18,407 --> 01:14:19,991
感覺到沒？

1233
01:14:19,992 --> 01:14:24,488
就像一陣濃霧將你包圍

1234
01:14:25,247 --> 01:14:27,415
我說過，我根本不認識你

1235
01:14:27,416 --> 01:14:30,585
但是，我認識你

1236
01:14:30,586 --> 01:14:32,037
仔細想想

1237
01:14:32,505 --> 01:14:33,671
想不起來？

1238
01:14:33,672 --> 01:14:35,416
給你一點提示

1239
01:14:38,552 --> 01:14:40,045
吉爾吉斯

1240
01:14:43,015 --> 01:14:44,641
他想起來了

1241
01:14:44,642 --> 01:14:47,102
我永遠忘不了那一天

1242
01:14:47,103 --> 01:14:49,938
你確實所向披靡

1243
01:14:49,939 --> 01:14:52,107
就像一人軍隊

1244
01:14:52,108 --> 01:14:54,067
說不完的機智金句

1245
01:14:54,068 --> 01:14:58,939
還有那些花俏的玩具，突然爆炸

1246
01:14:59,907 --> 01:15:01,233
砰

1247
01:15:03,160 --> 01:15:05,112
砰

1248
01:15:06,455 --> 01:15:08,998
你們是一批

1249
01:15:08,999 --> 01:15:11,918
打算傷害無辜民眾的壞蛋

1250
01:15:11,919 --> 01:15:15,171
我的職責就是保護所有人

1251
01:15:15,172 --> 01:15:17,207
所有人？

1252
01:15:19,343 --> 01:15:25,515
我眼睜睜看著每個夥伴死去

1253
01:15:25,516 --> 01:15:30,721
看著你的間諜武器打在我們身上

1254
01:15:34,483 --> 01:15:37,186
你奪走了我的一切

1255
01:15:40,281 --> 01:15:42,483
你知道規矩

1256
01:15:44,452 --> 01:15:47,238
既然你出手那麼狠

1257
01:15:49,832 --> 01:15:52,576
我只好加倍奉還

1258
01:16:04,680 --> 01:16:06,465
這一切…

1259
01:16:09,143 --> 01:16:11,971
都是因為你

1260
01:16:14,857 --> 01:16:17,059
（接近警告）

1261
01:16:23,657 --> 01:16:25,734
他回來找我了

1262
01:16:25,993 --> 01:16:27,077
（警告：出現不明船艦）

1263
01:16:27,078 --> 01:16:28,161
（船艦類型：潛水艇）

1264
01:16:28,162 --> 01:16:30,914
華特，不…

1265
01:16:30,915 --> 01:16:31,998
華特

1266
01:16:31,999 --> 01:16:34,285
不…好啦

1267
01:16:39,298 --> 01:16:41,875
那小子不會傷人

1268
01:16:42,718 --> 01:16:45,345
他跟這件事完全無關

1269
01:16:45,346 --> 01:16:46,513
我們能想辦法解決

1270
01:16:46,514 --> 01:16:47,680
看著我…

1271
01:16:47,681 --> 01:16:49,682
對不起，好嗎？

1272
01:16:49,683 --> 01:16:51,101
一定有別的辦法

1273
01:16:51,102 --> 01:16:52,303
你聽見了嗎？

1274
01:16:56,899 --> 01:16:58,517
不要傷害那個小子

1275
01:17:02,488 --> 01:17:03,655
不會吧

1276
01:17:03,656 --> 01:17:04,898
不要這麼做

1277
01:17:05,908 --> 01:17:06,991
求求你

1278
01:17:06,992 --> 01:17:08,076
不要…

1279
01:17:08,077 --> 01:17:09,612
不要這麼做　-不！

1280
01:17:13,124 --> 01:17:14,658
不！

1281
01:17:21,090 --> 01:17:23,918
我要奪走你的一切

1282
01:18:59,063 --> 01:19:01,432
喔，對吼

1283
01:19:02,983 --> 01:19:04,476
華特

1284
01:19:04,610 --> 01:19:05,944
但我看到…

1285
01:19:05,945 --> 01:19:07,237
你怎麼…

1286
01:19:07,238 --> 01:19:09,690
多虧我的怪怪配備

1287
01:19:10,741 --> 01:19:13,110
充氣擁抱

1288
01:19:13,619 --> 01:19:15,779
我以為你死了

1289
01:19:17,081 --> 01:19:19,624
我永遠都會挺你，藍斯

1290
01:19:19,625 --> 01:19:22,119
這樣才叫團隊精神

1291
01:19:23,003 --> 01:19:26,040
這是我很久以前學到的

1292
01:19:28,217 --> 01:19:29,418
你媽教的？

1293
01:19:32,930 --> 01:19:34,924
你真夠朋友，華特

1294
01:19:39,729 --> 01:19:43,766
還有，抱歉射中你脖子

1295
01:19:44,024 --> 01:19:47,019
抱歉讓你長出泄殖腔

1296
01:19:48,904 --> 01:19:52,115
你有什麼計畫能阻止他？

1297
01:19:52,116 --> 01:19:53,950
不，不要問我

1298
01:19:53,951 --> 01:19:55,527
該用你的辦法了

1299
01:19:56,203 --> 01:19:57,412
我的？

1300
01:19:57,413 --> 01:19:59,823
沒錯，這一次要走華特路線

1301
01:20:00,291 --> 01:20:02,125
既然這樣的話

1302
01:20:02,126 --> 01:20:04,169
我們需要更龐大的一掛

1303
01:20:04,170 --> 01:20:05,628
你要打給瑪西吧？

1304
01:20:05,629 --> 01:20:06,713
對

1305
01:20:06,714 --> 01:20:08,249
幫我打聲招呼

1306
01:20:16,640 --> 01:20:18,058
一起來搞怪吧

1307
01:20:18,059 --> 01:20:19,260
砰

1308
01:20:32,406 --> 01:20:35,241
你這次跑不掉了，藍斯

1309
01:20:35,242 --> 01:20:39,371
聽著，吉爾吉斯的事我很抱歉

1310
01:20:39,372 --> 01:20:43,208
但我們陷入了好人壞人的對抗輪迴

1311
01:20:43,209 --> 01:20:46,294
不必這樣冤冤相報

1312
01:20:46,295 --> 01:20:48,880
嗯，有點太遲了

1313
01:20:48,881 --> 01:20:50,173
不遲

1314
01:20:50,174 --> 01:20:53,510
人都會犯錯，一定有解決辦法

1315
01:20:53,511 --> 01:20:54,594
好了

1316
01:20:54,595 --> 01:20:56,888
快完成了，你表現很棒

1317
01:20:56,889 --> 01:20:58,723
別這樣

1318
01:20:58,724 --> 01:21:00,509
我們能打破這種惡性循環

1319
01:21:01,018 --> 01:21:02,560
搞定，我連上了

1320
01:21:02,561 --> 01:21:04,430
不必再有別人受傷

1321
01:21:05,064 --> 01:21:08,100
你應該比任何人都清楚

1322
01:21:11,570 --> 01:21:14,064
總是有人會受傷

1323
01:21:14,198 --> 01:21:15,482
但今天不會

1324
01:21:16,158 --> 01:21:17,359
（勁抱金曲）

1325
01:21:20,204 --> 01:21:22,497
你還帶了自己的音樂？

1326
01:21:22,498 --> 01:21:24,658
我們喜歡浮誇進場

1327
01:21:54,780 --> 01:21:56,656
你看到了沒？

1328
01:21:56,657 --> 01:21:58,992
那個人有機器手，戴著你的臉孔

1329
01:21:58,993 --> 01:22:00,778
搶走了M9刺客

1330
01:22:01,203 --> 01:22:02,912
看樣子我欠你一個道歉

1331
01:22:02,913 --> 01:22:04,372
好，說吧

1332
01:22:04,373 --> 01:22:06,659
不，這樣就是道歉

1333
01:22:07,293 --> 01:22:08,494
我接受

1334
01:22:13,090 --> 01:22:15,550
但你得承認，當時情況有點扯

1335
01:22:15,551 --> 01:22:17,510
比扯鈴還扯

1336
01:22:17,511 --> 01:22:20,172
我要你們痛不欲生

1337
01:22:26,937 --> 01:22:28,688
好的，往前移動

1338
01:22:28,689 --> 01:22:30,273
這裡很安全，走吧

1339
01:22:30,274 --> 01:22:31,691
大家都到了嗎？

1340
01:22:31,692 --> 01:22:34,569
局長，不明物體接近中

1341
01:22:34,570 --> 01:22:35,813
速度很快

1342
01:22:36,322 --> 01:22:37,447
（衛星畫面，接近警告）

1343
01:22:37,448 --> 01:22:38,774
情況不妙

1344
01:22:48,167 --> 01:22:49,451
封鎖這個地方

1345
01:23:06,143 --> 01:23:07,970
我們成了肉靶

1346
01:23:08,813 --> 01:23:10,230
華特駭進了他的手

1347
01:23:10,231 --> 01:23:12,016
得幫他爭取時間，關閉無人機

1348
01:23:12,233 --> 01:23:14,310
明白，我們有什麼火力？

1349
01:23:17,822 --> 01:23:19,231
有什麼用什麼

1350
01:23:20,491 --> 01:23:21,734
放馬過來

1351
01:23:22,785 --> 01:23:23,986
這武器不優

1352
01:23:26,414 --> 01:23:28,081
不對，那是打包泡泡

1353
01:23:28,082 --> 01:23:29,874
按下後面的按鈕

1354
01:23:29,875 --> 01:23:32,036
後面的按鈕，後面的按鈕

1355
01:23:38,259 --> 01:23:39,426
泡泡？

1356
01:23:39,427 --> 01:23:41,845
你一定要讓我試試

1357
01:23:41,846 --> 01:23:43,881
那是閃眼萬花筒，丟出去

1358
01:23:57,611 --> 01:23:58,695
投濕機、稜鏡噴霧

1359
01:23:58,696 --> 01:24:01,815
催眠星星、打鼾魚雷、嚇嚇叫

1360
01:24:01,949 --> 01:24:04,401
反正沒什麼好損失的

1361
01:24:07,121 --> 01:24:08,322
11點鐘方向

1362
01:24:08,539 --> 01:24:11,575
12點鐘方向，2點半，4點半

1363
01:24:12,752 --> 01:24:14,453
安全毯子

1364
01:24:14,712 --> 01:24:16,622
你拿反了

1365
01:24:17,423 --> 01:24:18,624
我愛抱抱

1366
01:24:26,682 --> 01:24:27,883
好準頭

1367
01:24:28,851 --> 01:24:31,136
我剛剛是瞄準你的臉

1368
01:24:31,854 --> 01:24:33,055
謝謝？

1369
01:24:33,564 --> 01:24:35,523
華特，需要補充彈藥

1370
01:24:35,524 --> 01:24:37,393
華特大神有求必應

1371
01:24:37,860 --> 01:24:39,853
那些鴿子揹著小背包嗎？

1372
01:24:42,156 --> 01:24:44,316
這個超猛，超猛

1373
01:24:45,493 --> 01:24:47,702
這叫彩虹的五十道「耶」

1374
01:24:47,703 --> 01:24:49,871
不要鬧了

1375
01:24:49,872 --> 01:24:51,407
準備投降了沒？

1376
01:25:09,475 --> 01:25:10,600
配備實驗室

1377
01:25:10,601 --> 01:25:14,388
所有人進配備實驗室，武器盡量拿

1378
01:25:15,147 --> 01:25:17,224
站住，後退

1379
01:25:18,984 --> 01:25:20,853
糟了

1380
01:25:29,161 --> 01:25:30,362
我愛抱抱

1381
01:25:36,085 --> 01:25:38,878
華特，我不能再一直被打臉

1382
01:25:38,879 --> 01:25:40,422
我們分工合作

1383
01:25:40,423 --> 01:25:42,757
你的任務似乎比我簡單多了

1384
01:25:42,758 --> 01:25:45,593
我們各有所長，這樣才是超殺組合

1385
01:25:45,594 --> 01:25:46,795
夠囉

1386
01:26:06,699 --> 01:26:07,900
不好意思

1387
01:26:07,950 --> 01:26:09,409
怎麼有薰衣草香？

1388
01:26:09,410 --> 01:26:10,869
我們被下藥了

1389
01:26:10,870 --> 01:26:12,245
糟糕，吐真劑

1390
01:26:12,246 --> 01:26:13,329
我養五隻貓

1391
01:26:13,330 --> 01:26:14,956
每隻都用五月天團員來命名

1392
01:26:14,957 --> 01:26:16,124
我愛五月天

1393
01:26:16,125 --> 01:26:17,500
信、怪獸、石頭、瑪莎和冠佑

1394
01:26:17,501 --> 01:26:19,620
我現在好想傷害你們

1395
01:26:24,508 --> 01:26:25,675
你

1396
01:26:25,676 --> 01:26:27,802
你在做什麼？

1397
01:26:27,803 --> 01:26:29,763
我不會告訴你　-我跟你說

1398
01:26:29,764 --> 01:26:32,599
他要駭進你的爪子，關閉無人機

1399
01:26:32,600 --> 01:26:34,551
哇，吐真劑超有效

1400
01:26:42,026 --> 01:26:43,227
不…

1401
01:26:47,031 --> 01:26:48,232
不！

1402
01:26:55,289 --> 01:26:56,490
我來了，華特

1403
01:27:05,091 --> 01:27:07,751
快好了，別放手，拜託別放手

1404
01:27:17,228 --> 01:27:18,846
華特

1405
01:27:24,151 --> 01:27:25,394
華特

1406
01:27:35,746 --> 01:27:37,038
快啊…

1407
01:27:37,039 --> 01:27:38,240
（駭入機器手進度）

1408
01:27:38,999 --> 01:27:40,576
（目標鎖定）

1409
01:27:41,919 --> 01:27:43,829
誰快想想辦法

1410
01:27:49,009 --> 01:27:50,252
（是否撤銷無人機？）

1411
01:27:53,556 --> 01:27:57,051
你關掉它們，我們倆都會沒命

1412
01:28:01,021 --> 01:28:03,098
你並不是殺手

1413
01:28:06,652 --> 01:28:08,854
沒錯，我愛抱抱

1414
01:28:09,447 --> 01:28:10,648
什麼？

1415
01:28:15,327 --> 01:28:20,658
以後你的配備能帶給全世界安全

1416
01:28:43,481 --> 01:28:44,773
好耶！

1417
01:28:44,774 --> 01:28:46,809
永遠別洗這隻手

1418
01:29:01,374 --> 01:29:03,541
我來了，華特

1419
01:29:03,542 --> 01:29:05,953
藍斯？你怎麼…

1420
01:29:08,339 --> 01:29:09,798
沒關係

1421
01:29:09,799 --> 01:29:11,417
沒關係

1422
01:29:11,884 --> 01:29:13,752
光靠你一個不夠

1423
01:29:14,762 --> 01:29:16,297
不只有我一個

1424
01:29:18,224 --> 01:29:19,425
小愛？

1425
01:29:21,769 --> 01:29:23,262
鳥群集合

1426
01:29:25,481 --> 01:29:27,016
飛啊

1427
01:29:51,799 --> 01:29:53,250
華特

1428
01:29:53,426 --> 01:29:54,877
華特

1429
01:29:57,930 --> 01:30:00,765
內出血是怎樣的感覺？

1430
01:30:00,766 --> 01:30:03,184
這樣，這樣的感覺

1431
01:30:03,185 --> 01:30:04,352
過來

1432
01:30:04,353 --> 01:30:05,729
不，不要抱抱了

1433
01:30:05,730 --> 01:30:08,766
你會害我在瑪西面前下蛋

1434
01:30:21,454 --> 01:30:23,489
他救了他

1435
01:30:27,001 --> 01:30:28,953
我需要看獸醫

1436
01:30:29,462 --> 01:30:32,172
等我爬得起來，馬上把你變回人類

1437
01:30:32,173 --> 01:30:33,374
史特林

1438
01:30:33,591 --> 01:30:35,091
你是鴿子？

1439
01:30:35,092 --> 01:30:36,760
瑪西

1440
01:30:36,761 --> 01:30:39,046
難怪我找不到你

1441
01:30:42,266 --> 01:30:44,476
你是鴿子，這也太囧了

1442
01:30:44,477 --> 01:30:45,643
很怪吧？

1443
01:30:45,644 --> 01:30:46,811
太神奇了

1444
01:30:46,812 --> 01:30:47,979
我們成功了

1445
01:30:47,980 --> 01:30:50,482
我們關閉無人機，打敗壞蛋

1446
01:30:50,483 --> 01:30:51,983
拯救無數的生命

1447
01:30:51,984 --> 01:30:54,395
我們肯定能回去上班了

1448
01:30:56,739 --> 01:30:58,907
所以，三度開除

1449
01:30:58,908 --> 01:31:01,694
這一定是金氏世界紀錄了

1450
01:31:01,994 --> 01:31:03,912
我真的沒想到會這樣

1451
01:31:03,913 --> 01:31:07,957
我們確實犯了法，加上違抗命令

1452
01:31:07,958 --> 01:31:10,293
還有一些叛國的行為

1453
01:31:10,294 --> 01:31:11,961
對，叛國罪

1454
01:31:11,962 --> 01:31:13,838
我都忘了叛國罪

1455
01:31:13,839 --> 01:31:16,716
那些都不重要

1456
01:31:16,717 --> 01:31:18,168
看看四周

1457
01:31:20,179 --> 01:31:23,424
你媽現在一定很驕傲

1458
01:31:25,309 --> 01:31:27,803
你保護了這些人

1459
01:31:29,397 --> 01:31:31,724
而且是用你的方法

1460
01:31:32,733 --> 01:31:35,477
不過你也做了這個

1461
01:31:35,820 --> 01:31:36,986
對

1462
01:31:36,987 --> 01:31:39,781
我會想辦法解決，抱歉

1463
01:31:39,782 --> 01:31:43,277
我開始迷上這不含麩質的玩意

1464
01:31:45,705 --> 01:31:47,372
那現在怎麼辦？

1465
01:31:47,373 --> 01:31:48,574
我們可以…

1466
01:31:54,547 --> 01:31:55,714
瑪西？

1467
01:31:55,715 --> 01:31:57,966
我看不見也聽不見

1468
01:31:57,967 --> 01:32:01,211
但其他感官更敏銳了，所以…

1469
01:32:02,263 --> 01:32:05,390
史特林探員，抱歉搞得這麼浮誇

1470
01:32:05,391 --> 01:32:06,558
少裝客套

1471
01:32:06,559 --> 01:32:08,601
你被抓住的表情超經典

1472
01:32:08,602 --> 01:32:09,936
我根本沒表情

1473
01:32:09,937 --> 01:32:11,271
驚恐到爆的表情

1474
01:32:11,272 --> 01:32:12,439
你們鬥嘴完了沒？

1475
01:32:12,440 --> 01:32:14,190
我們不會有事的，藍斯

1476
01:32:14,191 --> 01:32:16,609
用你的寶寶手把鎖撬開

1477
01:32:16,610 --> 01:32:19,237
麻煩拿掉他的頭罩

1478
01:32:19,238 --> 01:32:21,448
好，你能…

1479
01:32:21,449 --> 01:32:23,317
嗨，你們好

1480
01:32:24,952 --> 01:32:26,578
這跟叛國罪有關嗎？

1481
01:32:26,579 --> 01:32:28,580
喬伊，怎麼回事？

1482
01:32:28,581 --> 01:32:30,915
我們知道是我們誤解你

1483
01:32:30,916 --> 01:32:33,084
你是本局的未來

1484
01:32:33,085 --> 01:32:34,753
我們要你帶領新團隊

1485
01:32:34,754 --> 01:32:36,963
一個高度隱密的全球…

1486
01:32:36,964 --> 01:32:38,757
請你就此打住

1487
01:32:38,758 --> 01:32:43,170
我不接受，除非我的夥伴華特也加入

1488
01:32:44,346 --> 01:32:46,715
她應該是在跟華特說話

1489
01:32:47,391 --> 01:32:49,517
是…我們…　-放下

1490
01:32:49,518 --> 01:32:51,811
有時我們幫對方發言，團隊默契

1491
01:32:51,812 --> 01:32:52,979
我？

1492
01:32:52,980 --> 01:32:55,440
我們需要你這樣的人才

1493
01:32:55,441 --> 01:32:59,436
幫助本局以新思維行事

1494
01:32:59,820 --> 01:33:01,272
你意下如何？

1495
01:33:02,656 --> 01:33:04,900
看樣子我們需要亮粉了

1496
01:33:05,785 --> 01:33:06,951
怪怪隊？

1497
01:33:06,952 --> 01:33:08,279
怪怪隊

1498
01:33:11,290 --> 01:33:13,284
撤銷飛彈

1499
01:41:31,499 --> 01:41:32,582
翻譯：亞倫

1500
01:41:32,583 --> 01:41:33,784
翻譯：華志堅

1501
01:41:39,340 --> 01:41:41,000
成功了