Steve Martin is my favorite.
"Excuuuuse me!"
George Carlin, with the seven dirty words? Really funny.
Robin Williams, too. Like the Tasmanian Devil.
Who the hell is this?
No idea.
I need a plate, guys.
Heavy on the meat, light on the vegetables.
Dinner service is over.
I need a plate. Now.
Who's the asshole who wants dinner after dinner?
What has your godless mother done now?
I truly hate New York.