1 00:00:02,460 --> 00:00:04,920 Hi. My name is Richard Schenkman, and I directed 2 00:00:04,921 --> 00:00:06,464 "Jerome Bixby's The Man from Earth", 3 00:00:06,465 --> 00:00:09,967 as well as the movie you're about to watch, "The Man from Earth: Holocene". 4 00:00:09,968 --> 00:00:11,970 My team and I are working very hard to make sure 5 00:00:11,971 --> 00:00:14,096 that every single person in the world 6 00:00:14,097 --> 00:00:17,099 who wants to see the movie can stream or download it, 7 00:00:17,100 --> 00:00:21,103 even to the point of uploading it ourselves to the file-sharing community. 8 00:00:21,104 --> 00:00:24,608 But while it's true that many people will have free access to the movie, 9 00:00:24,609 --> 00:00:26,942 that hardly means it was free to make. 10 00:00:26,943 --> 00:00:29,863 Dozens of people worked for months or years on the film 11 00:00:29,864 --> 00:00:31,697 and they deserve to be paid, 12 00:00:31,698 --> 00:00:34,117 just as you deserve to be paid for the work that you do, 13 00:00:34,118 --> 00:00:36,912 whatever that work is and wherever it is you do it. 14 00:00:36,913 --> 00:00:40,832 That's why I'm so grateful to all of you who visit ManFromEarth.com 15 00:00:40,833 --> 00:00:43,250 and make a donation, of any size, 16 00:00:43,251 --> 00:00:46,713 if you've watched the movie without paying for it upfront. 17 00:00:46,714 --> 00:00:49,464 It's a global experiment in the honor system. 18 00:00:49,465 --> 00:00:53,011 We're asking people: "If you watch our movie, and you like it 19 00:00:53,012 --> 00:00:57,139 will you pay something directly to the people who made it?" 20 00:00:57,140 --> 00:00:59,767 Thank you again for your support, and I hope you enjoy 21 00:00:59,768 --> 00:01:01,102 "The Man from Earth: Holocene". 22 00:01:04,283 --> 00:01:06,744 (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING) 23 00:01:30,643 --> 00:01:32,603 (MUSIC INTENSIFIES) 24 00:02:05,886 --> 00:02:08,055 (MUSIC CONTINUES PLAYING) 25 00:02:26,573 --> 00:02:28,534 (MUSIC KEEPS PLAYING IN THE BACKGROUND) 26 00:02:29,827 --> 00:02:32,413 TEEN BOY #1: Prehistoric chicks are kind of hot. 27 00:02:33,122 --> 00:02:36,583 - I'd tap that. - Yeah, I bet you would. 28 00:02:38,002 --> 00:02:40,170 TEEN BOY #2: Look at this guy. He's like, half animal... 29 00:02:40,254 --> 00:02:42,297 Uh, he's the same as us. 30 00:02:42,381 --> 00:02:44,591 Homo Sapiens, everyone? 31 00:02:44,967 --> 00:02:48,595 Genetically, biologically no different than you or I. 32 00:02:48,971 --> 00:02:52,182 We even live in the same geological epoch as them. 33 00:02:52,266 --> 00:02:53,808 The Holocene. 34 00:02:53,892 --> 00:02:57,395 Now, it started right after the last ice age. 35 00:02:57,479 --> 00:03:00,919 The fact is Cro-Magnon is an out-dated term that it's merely separates 36 00:03:01,004 --> 00:03:04,049 them as Europeans, as opposed to Africans. 37 00:03:05,738 --> 00:03:07,573 Any of this ringing a bell? 38 00:03:08,907 --> 00:03:10,116 (SIGHS) 39 00:03:10,200 --> 00:03:13,954 You know, they had the same hopes and fears as us. The same 40 00:03:14,039 --> 00:03:16,498 ties to family and group. 41 00:03:16,582 --> 00:03:19,531 Uh, actually, I think they had stronger ties to group than us. 42 00:03:19,616 --> 00:03:21,868 And to their fellow living creatures. 43 00:03:22,212 --> 00:03:25,882 But let's think about it. If this man were alive today... 44 00:03:25,966 --> 00:03:28,718 He would be very old. (LAUGHTER) 45 00:03:28,802 --> 00:03:32,305 Especially considering most never made it past thirty-two. 46 00:03:32,389 --> 00:03:36,894 He might even appreciate antibiotics and running shoes. 47 00:03:37,436 --> 00:03:41,064 But what would he think of what we've done with our world today? 48 00:03:41,148 --> 00:03:44,567 This small knit group that he would have died to maintain 49 00:03:44,651 --> 00:03:48,780 is now a self-involved generation of social media addicts 50 00:03:48,864 --> 00:03:53,032 so far removed from his perception of humanity 51 00:03:53,117 --> 00:03:55,953 it has to seem alien. 52 00:03:56,080 --> 00:03:57,831 She's talking about you, bro'. 53 00:03:57,915 --> 00:03:59,115 (SIGHS) 54 00:03:59,374 --> 00:04:00,584 Sorry. 55 00:04:01,585 --> 00:04:03,504 Let's talk about tools. 56 00:04:04,171 --> 00:04:05,505 TEEN BOY #2: You're a tool. 57 00:04:05,589 --> 00:04:08,299 CAROLYN: The most basic tool would be a simple rock. 58 00:04:08,383 --> 00:04:10,757 With a hammer stone you can break another rock 59 00:04:10,842 --> 00:04:12,429 and create a sharp edge. 60 00:04:12,513 --> 00:04:15,515 Now, this sharp flake of stone can be used to skin... 61 00:04:15,599 --> 00:04:17,142 TARA: You almost done? 62 00:04:18,310 --> 00:04:20,229 Not really. 63 00:04:20,521 --> 00:04:23,064 Can't you just take pictures? 64 00:04:23,148 --> 00:04:24,816 ISABEL: That's not the assignment. 65 00:04:24,900 --> 00:04:27,152 Professor Shulman wants us to identify the 66 00:04:27,236 --> 00:04:30,447 individual markers that indicate a skull is, say... 67 00:04:30,823 --> 00:04:32,407 Paranthropus Boisei 68 00:04:32,491 --> 00:04:34,909 versus Paranthropus Robustus. 69 00:04:34,993 --> 00:04:36,995 - Oh, my God. - What? 70 00:04:37,871 --> 00:04:40,082 That's Professor Young. 71 00:04:40,624 --> 00:04:43,084 What the hell is he doing here? 72 00:04:43,168 --> 00:04:45,796 Professor Kittriss is giving those kids a tour. 73 00:04:46,046 --> 00:04:50,175 Oh, and he tags along. That's so cute. 74 00:04:52,177 --> 00:04:53,395 (EXHALES) 75 00:04:54,138 --> 00:04:57,015 For God's sake, Tara, they live together. 76 00:04:57,173 --> 00:04:59,927 And besides, he's like a thousand. 77 00:05:00,012 --> 00:05:02,062 Um... Forty, tops. 78 00:05:02,146 --> 00:05:03,980 Plus, Kittriss is a little hottie, 79 00:05:04,064 --> 00:05:05,899 so I gotta step up my game. 80 00:05:05,983 --> 00:05:07,317 (LAUGHS) 81 00:05:07,401 --> 00:05:08,819 You coming? 82 00:05:09,361 --> 00:05:11,488 Yeah, I... I guess. 83 00:05:16,201 --> 00:05:18,620 Professor Young, hi. 84 00:05:18,704 --> 00:05:21,006 (CHUCKLING) It is just so cool seeing you here. 85 00:05:21,415 --> 00:05:24,125 Isabel and I were just doing some research. 86 00:05:24,209 --> 00:05:26,544 I'm taking Shulman's Early Transitional Humans. 87 00:05:26,628 --> 00:05:28,221 Sketching femurs and jawbones? 88 00:05:28,385 --> 00:05:29,408 Yep. (CHUCKLES) 89 00:05:29,534 --> 00:05:31,800 Okay, here we go. 90 00:05:31,884 --> 00:05:34,302 Smaller braincase, slight crest 91 00:05:34,386 --> 00:05:37,263 on the top of the skull, wide upper jaw, 92 00:05:37,347 --> 00:05:39,814 - but small teeth? - Homo Habilis. 93 00:05:39,975 --> 00:05:42,268 - Well done. - Wait. 94 00:05:42,352 --> 00:05:44,562 You teach comparative religion. 95 00:05:44,646 --> 00:05:46,898 There's more to human history than religion, Tara. 96 00:05:46,982 --> 00:05:48,275 For sure, yeah. 97 00:05:48,525 --> 00:05:51,194 We were just going to go grab coffee. Do you want to join? 98 00:05:51,278 --> 00:05:55,281 I'm gonna grab a bite with Professor Kittriss when she finishes. But thank you. 99 00:05:55,365 --> 00:05:57,117 You like these Cro-Magnons? 100 00:05:57,576 --> 00:06:00,328 Well, they're more of a mash-up of various early humans, 101 00:06:00,412 --> 00:06:03,104 but I like the cave paintings. 102 00:06:03,665 --> 00:06:04,958 Me, too. 103 00:06:05,209 --> 00:06:07,669 Hey, let's get a shot in front of the display. 104 00:06:07,753 --> 00:06:09,879 Uh... Isabel... 105 00:06:09,963 --> 00:06:12,215 Carolyn told me you wanted to borrow some books. 106 00:06:12,299 --> 00:06:16,302 Come by any time, take whatever you want. If I haven't read them yet, I probably won't. 107 00:06:16,386 --> 00:06:19,139 Um... thank you, Professor Young. 108 00:06:19,223 --> 00:06:21,349 You're welcome. I'll see you girls in class. 109 00:06:21,433 --> 00:06:22,643 Thanks. 110 00:06:25,812 --> 00:06:27,577 "I like the paintings." 111 00:06:27,662 --> 00:06:30,617 Dude, he knows more about this stuff than the museum people. 112 00:06:30,702 --> 00:06:34,863 - They're called curators. - My point is, he's a very brilliant man. 113 00:06:35,572 --> 00:06:37,032 With a great ass. 114 00:06:37,449 --> 00:06:39,167 (MUSIC PLAYING) 115 00:07:15,153 --> 00:07:17,239 - Hey, hon. - Hey. 116 00:07:17,906 --> 00:07:20,492 You should come running with me some time. 117 00:07:21,201 --> 00:07:22,911 Running from what? 118 00:07:23,453 --> 00:07:25,664 - To stay in shape. - Nah. 119 00:07:27,291 --> 00:07:28,583 (WATER BOTTLE CLATTERS) 120 00:07:29,501 --> 00:07:33,922 I, uh... need a shower. You want to come wash my back? 121 00:07:34,006 --> 00:07:36,758 In truth, yes. However... 122 00:07:37,217 --> 00:07:39,552 (SIGHS) How's this batch? 123 00:07:39,636 --> 00:07:42,555 Any geniuses I should be on the lookout for? 124 00:07:42,639 --> 00:07:45,278 You mean, anyone who can write a coherent sentence? 125 00:07:45,434 --> 00:07:48,186 You remember when kids went to college to expand their minds? 126 00:07:48,270 --> 00:07:52,023 Now, it seems to be just a perfunctory step on their way to Silicon Valley. 127 00:07:52,107 --> 00:07:54,108 And those are the good ones. 128 00:07:54,192 --> 00:07:55,818 I don't know. 129 00:07:55,902 --> 00:07:59,448 You really think young people have changed that much in twenty years? 130 00:08:01,658 --> 00:08:03,368 I like this gray. 131 00:08:04,077 --> 00:08:06,829 Mnh-mnh. But if it bugs you, then color it. 132 00:08:06,913 --> 00:08:08,749 (SCOFFS) I won't tell. 133 00:08:09,875 --> 00:08:12,502 You know Muhammad dyed his hair? 134 00:08:13,086 --> 00:08:15,630 See? If it's good enough for the prophet, then... 135 00:08:16,673 --> 00:08:19,009 Nobody notices except you. 136 00:08:19,593 --> 00:08:20,927 Okay. 137 00:08:31,271 --> 00:08:33,690 And he hasn't aged a day in ten years. 138 00:08:33,774 --> 00:08:35,692 Every woman on the faculty would 139 00:08:35,776 --> 00:08:37,568 give anything to have that secret. 140 00:08:37,652 --> 00:08:39,320 Is that what they're after, Edith? 141 00:08:39,404 --> 00:08:40,822 Oh, stop, Harry. 142 00:08:40,906 --> 00:08:42,115 (LAUGHS) 143 00:08:47,746 --> 00:08:49,456 (BIRDS CHIRPING) 144 00:08:50,707 --> 00:08:53,402 Then switch to spin class if you're sick of Zumba. 145 00:08:54,002 --> 00:08:56,045 Okay, it doesn't matter what you do, 146 00:08:56,129 --> 00:08:58,465 the doctor just said you need to... 147 00:08:58,922 --> 00:09:00,902 I'm not nagging, Mother. (EXHALES) 148 00:09:01,593 --> 00:09:03,595 You were the one complaining about... 149 00:09:04,221 --> 00:09:06,890 I gotta go to class. I'm gonna be late. 150 00:09:08,392 --> 00:09:09,768 I'll tell you what, Mother... 151 00:09:10,227 --> 00:09:13,730 why don't we all just take care of ourselves for once. Sound fair? 152 00:09:14,564 --> 00:09:16,951 Wow. Again? 153 00:09:17,776 --> 00:09:19,277 (MUTTERS) 154 00:09:19,820 --> 00:09:24,157 She spent so many years focused on my father's illness that now... 155 00:09:24,449 --> 00:09:25,992 God, Isabel. 156 00:09:26,076 --> 00:09:29,078 You put everything on hold forever while he was... 157 00:09:29,162 --> 00:09:31,099 She's gotta back off. 158 00:09:31,206 --> 00:09:34,418 It's your life, right? Isn't it, finally? 159 00:09:45,512 --> 00:09:48,390 No, I'm sorry. I love you, too. 160 00:09:49,599 --> 00:09:51,935 I'll call later. Bye. 161 00:09:52,978 --> 00:09:56,314 You are a way better daughter (CHUCKLES) than I will ever be. 162 00:09:57,983 --> 00:10:01,277 Hey, guys. This is Matt Douglas from Primal Kickboxing. 163 00:10:01,361 --> 00:10:02,945 (CONTINUES INDISTINCTLY) 164 00:10:03,029 --> 00:10:04,322 Let's go. 165 00:10:05,699 --> 00:10:07,200 Let's go. You ready? 166 00:10:08,034 --> 00:10:09,327 I'll take it easy on you. 167 00:10:10,245 --> 00:10:11,621 So I get into position. 168 00:10:11,705 --> 00:10:14,207 First thing I do is I lead with a head kick. 169 00:10:15,292 --> 00:10:17,586 Then I follow up with two punches. 170 00:10:18,170 --> 00:10:19,379 (GRUNTS) 171 00:10:20,422 --> 00:10:23,175 (GRUNTS) Come on, focus, man. 172 00:10:24,926 --> 00:10:26,344 (EXHALES ANGRILY) 173 00:10:26,428 --> 00:10:28,261 (SIGHS) (PILL BOTTLE CLATTERS) 174 00:10:29,556 --> 00:10:31,157 (PILLS RATTLING) 175 00:10:36,897 --> 00:10:38,565 (CELL PHONE RINGING) 176 00:10:38,982 --> 00:10:40,149 Hey, man. 177 00:10:40,233 --> 00:10:42,986 Seriously, man, why do I even bother, really? 178 00:10:43,487 --> 00:10:45,238 Oh... My fault, man. I... 179 00:10:45,322 --> 00:10:47,865 I'm literally on my way downstairs right now. 180 00:10:49,701 --> 00:10:52,537 Five. Four. 181 00:10:53,622 --> 00:10:54,915 Three. 182 00:10:56,291 --> 00:10:57,626 Two. 183 00:10:59,586 --> 00:11:00,878 One. 184 00:11:00,962 --> 00:11:02,212 Boom. 185 00:11:02,297 --> 00:11:03,805 You see how fast...? 186 00:11:03,890 --> 00:11:06,426 That's amazing. I can't even see you. You're so fast. 187 00:11:06,510 --> 00:11:09,721 - You're like the Flash. - Yeah? Come on, I'm waiting on you. 188 00:11:36,331 --> 00:11:39,432 - Have a great class, Professor. - You too, babe. 189 00:11:44,631 --> 00:11:46,495 We're all burning. 190 00:11:46,758 --> 00:11:50,511 Every one of us. Burning with desire. 191 00:11:50,595 --> 00:11:52,263 We're burning with a fire caused 192 00:11:52,347 --> 00:11:54,432 by what the Buddha called 193 00:11:54,516 --> 00:11:59,229 "the three poisons." Greed, anger, ignorance. 194 00:11:59,646 --> 00:12:01,105 Except he taught us 195 00:12:01,189 --> 00:12:04,818 that we can fix this. We can turn them around. 196 00:12:05,193 --> 00:12:08,071 And greed becomes generosity. 197 00:12:11,241 --> 00:12:13,326 Anger becomes compassion. 198 00:12:16,246 --> 00:12:19,165 And ignorance becomes wisdom. 199 00:12:23,378 --> 00:12:27,298 There are miracles around us all the time, he said. 200 00:12:27,382 --> 00:12:31,803 The fact that we are here, together, in this room, is a miracle. 201 00:12:33,054 --> 00:12:36,182 JOHN: - Yeah? - Isn't the Buddha kind of a hypocrite? 202 00:12:36,266 --> 00:12:40,061 I mean, sure, he gave up all worldly goods, his father's money, 203 00:12:40,145 --> 00:12:44,941 told us all to live a life of restraint and then he ended up, like, super fat. 204 00:12:45,025 --> 00:12:47,902 (LAUGHTER) Like crazy fat, like, come on, dude. 205 00:12:48,320 --> 00:12:51,072 You're talking about those statues you see in Chinatown, right? 206 00:12:51,156 --> 00:12:52,466 - Yeah. - The Buddha 207 00:12:52,551 --> 00:12:54,534 depicted in those statues he's Asian, right? 208 00:12:54,618 --> 00:12:55,409 Right. 209 00:12:55,493 --> 00:12:57,828 - So... - It's not the Buddha. 210 00:12:57,912 --> 00:12:59,037 Boom. 211 00:12:59,122 --> 00:13:01,666 - What-what do you mean? - Well, think about it. 212 00:13:01,750 --> 00:13:05,461 Siddhartha Gautama was an Indian. From Nepal. 213 00:13:05,545 --> 00:13:08,422 A Chinese monk came to India, 214 00:13:08,506 --> 00:13:11,926 became a Buddhist, went home and started spreading the religion. 215 00:13:12,010 --> 00:13:13,844 The Chinese mixed in Taoism. 216 00:13:13,928 --> 00:13:17,390 Their monks introduced the head shaving, the robes, 217 00:13:17,474 --> 00:13:21,936 the fat, happy Buddha named Hotei. 218 00:13:22,437 --> 00:13:25,940 The actual Buddha was a regular man, with a normal body and a full head of hair. 219 00:13:26,024 --> 00:13:27,233 But he was a god. 220 00:13:27,317 --> 00:13:30,502 No, never claimed to be. 221 00:13:30,759 --> 00:13:34,115 Just a man who thought long and hard about the human condition 222 00:13:34,199 --> 00:13:36,681 - and achieved enlightenment. - Like Jesus. 223 00:13:36,803 --> 00:13:40,305 Only without the long blond hair and blue eyes. 224 00:13:40,413 --> 00:13:41,330 (LAUGHS) 225 00:13:41,414 --> 00:13:43,332 Uh, but Jesus wasn't just a man. 226 00:13:43,416 --> 00:13:44,584 No? 227 00:13:44,668 --> 00:13:48,629 He claimed to be the son of God. He died, and was resurrected. 228 00:13:48,713 --> 00:13:50,632 So we know he was divine. 229 00:13:51,508 --> 00:13:53,843 You know, or you have faith? 230 00:13:53,927 --> 00:13:56,345 You can only know what you can prove. 231 00:13:56,429 --> 00:13:59,057 God is beyond proof, logic or reason. 232 00:13:59,599 --> 00:14:04,564 You can believe in God or Jesus through faith 233 00:14:04,938 --> 00:14:07,190 but that's different from knowing. 234 00:14:07,691 --> 00:14:08,941 I know that Jesus existed; 235 00:14:09,025 --> 00:14:11,403 there's historical evidence of that. And, uh... 236 00:14:12,112 --> 00:14:13,821 I have faith that he was divine. 237 00:14:13,905 --> 00:14:17,241 Aquinas said faith is a divine act supernaturally bestowed. 238 00:14:17,325 --> 00:14:18,993 "Ask and ye shall receive." 239 00:14:19,077 --> 00:14:23,080 Kierkegaard, on the other hand, said that we must leap to faith. 240 00:14:23,164 --> 00:14:27,023 It's an act you must choose to perform. 241 00:14:27,168 --> 00:14:29,045 Kierkegaard was more demanding. 242 00:14:29,129 --> 00:14:31,090 Okay, he was sick of people sitting around talking 243 00:14:31,175 --> 00:14:33,550 about religion all day and not doing anything about it. 244 00:14:33,842 --> 00:14:35,676 I hope he didn't mean this class, though. 245 00:14:35,760 --> 00:14:36,886 (LAUGHTER) JOHN: But, uh, 246 00:14:36,970 --> 00:14:39,055 weren't we supposed to be talking about Buddha? 247 00:14:39,139 --> 00:14:41,850 They had a lot in common, Jesus and Buddha. 248 00:14:42,142 --> 00:14:43,434 How so? 249 00:14:43,518 --> 00:14:47,605 Well, there's a lot of overlap in their philosophies. 250 00:14:47,689 --> 00:14:50,983 They both taught that golden rule that we should be charitable 251 00:14:51,067 --> 00:14:52,443 and not judge others. 252 00:14:52,527 --> 00:14:54,362 But the Buddha said you shouldn't believe 253 00:14:54,446 --> 00:14:56,739 in something just 'cause it's written in scripture. 254 00:14:56,823 --> 00:14:59,200 The whole premise with Jesus is to accept on faith. 255 00:14:59,284 --> 00:15:00,743 That's a pretty huge difference. 256 00:15:00,827 --> 00:15:03,871 Also the purpose of suffering. Jesus suffered for us. 257 00:15:03,955 --> 00:15:06,339 While the Buddha's whole thing was to eliminate suffering. 258 00:15:06,499 --> 00:15:07,792 Eliminate desire. 259 00:15:07,876 --> 00:15:11,295 Which is what causes suffering. I know. I listen. I was listening. 260 00:15:11,379 --> 00:15:12,922 (LAUGHTER) 261 00:15:13,006 --> 00:15:17,176 Okay. Next time, we will cover the path to Nirvana 262 00:15:17,260 --> 00:15:20,388 and we will wrap this semester up with Jainism. 263 00:15:20,472 --> 00:15:22,598 It's like Buddhism, but less fun. 264 00:15:22,682 --> 00:15:26,185 Jain women have to be reborn as men to achieve enlightenment. 265 00:15:26,269 --> 00:15:27,395 Ugh. 266 00:15:27,479 --> 00:15:29,188 We all know it should be the other way around. 267 00:15:29,272 --> 00:15:30,690 (MILD LAUGHTER) Thank you. 268 00:15:31,399 --> 00:15:32,942 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 269 00:15:34,444 --> 00:15:37,371 - Great lecture. - You never use any notes or anything. 270 00:15:37,458 --> 00:15:41,325 - You just, like, know all this stuff. - I've been at it a very, very long time. 271 00:15:41,576 --> 00:15:46,075 So, in honor of wrapping up the unit, we're having a Buddhist vegetarian dinner. 272 00:15:46,160 --> 00:15:48,541 - Think you could come? - Um... Thank you, but I don't think so. 273 00:15:48,625 --> 00:15:49,750 Busy? 274 00:15:49,834 --> 00:15:51,711 I appreciate the invitation. 275 00:15:52,212 --> 00:15:55,340 Oh, and for what it's worth, the Buddha ate meat. 276 00:15:55,924 --> 00:15:59,919 He never said you had to be a vegetarian. He just didn't like to see animals killed. 277 00:16:00,004 --> 00:16:02,054 Well, who does? But you know, bacon. 278 00:16:02,138 --> 00:16:03,848 Bacon donuts. Best invention ever. 279 00:16:03,932 --> 00:16:05,600 Mm-hmm. (CHUCKLES) Bye. 280 00:16:08,895 --> 00:16:10,020 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 281 00:16:10,104 --> 00:16:12,106 - I have not seen it. - Oh, you haven't seen it? - No. 282 00:16:12,190 --> 00:16:13,733 - Everybody's seen it. - I am not... No. 283 00:16:13,817 --> 00:16:15,985 (CHUCKLES) All right, so... So, is he coming? 284 00:16:16,069 --> 00:16:17,820 Uh, Isabel can work on him. Right? 285 00:16:17,904 --> 00:16:21,991 I can try. I can't believe his class is almost over. 286 00:16:22,075 --> 00:16:23,660 - I know. - Hm? 287 00:16:25,411 --> 00:16:28,372 You know, and next semester, he's teaching 288 00:16:28,456 --> 00:16:31,292 lame Abrahamic and Zoroastrian religions again. 289 00:16:31,376 --> 00:16:33,377 There's nothing lame about Abrahamic religions. 290 00:16:33,461 --> 00:16:35,129 - Well, you know what I mean. It's just that... - He needs some new classes. 291 00:16:35,213 --> 00:16:36,714 He should do Hellenistic. 292 00:16:36,798 --> 00:16:39,800 Uh, yeah, Zeus and Herakles and what-not. That'd be cool. 293 00:16:39,884 --> 00:16:42,970 Yeah, the only problem is he... He only does real religions, Liko. 294 00:16:43,054 --> 00:16:46,390 Huh! You don't think the Greeks and Romans were on to anything? 295 00:16:46,474 --> 00:16:49,310 Christians got half of their stuff from the Pagans. 296 00:16:49,394 --> 00:16:51,771 Or do you need to take World of the Early Church again? 297 00:16:51,855 --> 00:16:56,692 Guys, we need to focus on what's important. Getting Professor Young to come to dinner. 298 00:16:56,776 --> 00:17:00,070 There's just so much in that guy's head I want to get at. 299 00:17:00,154 --> 00:17:01,405 Me, too. 300 00:17:01,489 --> 00:17:03,199 And... Well, how do we get him to come? 301 00:17:03,283 --> 00:17:05,618 I think Tara probably has a few ideas. 302 00:17:05,702 --> 00:17:08,579 - Don't be gross, Liko. - Leave her alone, man. 303 00:17:08,663 --> 00:17:11,874 - You going to that Delta Psi party? - Ugh. Those guys are animals. 304 00:17:11,958 --> 00:17:14,251 Yeah. (LOUDLY) Party animals. 305 00:17:14,335 --> 00:17:16,170 (CHUCKLING) Liko, what're you, five? 306 00:17:16,254 --> 00:17:19,924 Um, no, I do not need to get drunk on a Wednesday night. 307 00:17:20,008 --> 00:17:22,593 Thank you. With a bunch of boys. 308 00:17:22,677 --> 00:17:26,180 Your loss. I'm going. Saint Philip? 309 00:17:26,264 --> 00:17:29,892 Uh, well, Saint Philip has Bible study on Wednesdays. 310 00:17:29,976 --> 00:17:32,019 You have no short-term memory, do you? 311 00:17:32,103 --> 00:17:34,355 I don't know. What was the question? 312 00:17:34,440 --> 00:17:35,578 (LAUGHTER) 313 00:17:37,734 --> 00:17:41,445 - John, I'm glad I caught you. - Dr. Parker. Did we have an appointment? 314 00:17:41,529 --> 00:17:42,863 I got to share this with somebody, 315 00:17:42,947 --> 00:17:45,533 and you're the only one I know that can appreciate it. 316 00:17:45,617 --> 00:17:47,910 I got this at a garage sale last weekend. 317 00:17:47,994 --> 00:17:51,455 It's a 75 year old bottle of single-malt scotch. 318 00:17:51,539 --> 00:17:52,748 Wow! 319 00:17:52,832 --> 00:17:55,673 I paid entirely too much for it, but the story... 320 00:17:55,793 --> 00:17:59,088 This woman's husband brings it back from Scotland in the sixties, 321 00:17:59,172 --> 00:18:01,340 and they've been saving it for a special occasion. 322 00:18:01,424 --> 00:18:03,717 And saving it, and saving it... 323 00:18:03,801 --> 00:18:05,469 And the special occasion never came. 324 00:18:05,553 --> 00:18:07,429 - And he died a couple of months ago. - Ooh. 325 00:18:07,513 --> 00:18:09,890 Now she's selling his stuff and moving to Costa Rica. 326 00:18:09,974 --> 00:18:12,142 - Naturally. - But here's the kicker: 327 00:18:12,226 --> 00:18:15,188 we get home and we get a message from Kitty and Ron. 328 00:18:15,480 --> 00:18:16,814 The baby came. 329 00:18:16,898 --> 00:18:18,399 I'm a grandfather. 330 00:18:18,691 --> 00:18:21,527 Congratulations, Gill. Fantastic. (CHUCKLES) 331 00:18:23,279 --> 00:18:26,449 - Special occasion? - Yes. Indeed. 332 00:18:29,869 --> 00:18:31,746 (GIL SIGHS) (BOTTLE CLATTERS) 333 00:18:34,123 --> 00:18:36,751 - To my grandson. - Hear, hear. 334 00:18:44,467 --> 00:18:47,375 (MUSIC PLAYING IN THE BACKGROUND) 335 00:18:49,555 --> 00:18:51,181 Oh, my... 336 00:18:51,265 --> 00:18:54,185 - That is... - Terrible. 337 00:18:54,852 --> 00:18:58,272 I don't know if I've ever tasted anything quite like that. 338 00:18:59,107 --> 00:19:02,819 Just goes to show that nothing lasts forever. 339 00:19:03,611 --> 00:19:05,530 Even the whiskey spoils. 340 00:19:06,781 --> 00:19:08,157 Who knew? 341 00:19:10,243 --> 00:19:12,018 Ugh. (SHOT GLASS CLATTERS) 342 00:19:14,247 --> 00:19:16,165 A grandson, John. 343 00:19:16,708 --> 00:19:21,170 On one hand, it's incredibly invigorating. On the other, it means... 344 00:19:21,796 --> 00:19:23,852 - I'm so old. - No... 345 00:19:24,549 --> 00:19:29,804 Yes. Each day, as he grows, learns to walk, learns to talk... 346 00:19:30,179 --> 00:19:33,057 It means I'm getting one day closer to death. 347 00:19:35,560 --> 00:19:37,061 Another drink? 348 00:19:38,604 --> 00:19:40,522 - What the hell? - Yes. 349 00:19:40,606 --> 00:19:41,671 (SIGHS) 350 00:19:55,329 --> 00:19:58,249 Jesus! That's awful. (CHUCKLES) 351 00:19:59,167 --> 00:20:00,376 Ugh. 352 00:20:01,002 --> 00:20:04,380 Now... I'm not getting maudlin. 353 00:20:05,006 --> 00:20:08,592 It's just life. And... 354 00:20:08,676 --> 00:20:10,553 Well, this brings it home. 355 00:20:13,944 --> 00:20:16,488 Do you ever regret not having kids, John? 356 00:20:19,437 --> 00:20:20,646 Look, I'm... 357 00:20:21,272 --> 00:20:22,648 I'm sorry. I don't mean to pry. 358 00:20:22,732 --> 00:20:26,819 (STUTTERS) Don't be sorry. It's difficult to discuss. 359 00:20:26,903 --> 00:20:29,322 Yeah. What isn't? 360 00:20:32,950 --> 00:20:36,788 Say, you wanna go have a real drink? 361 00:20:37,080 --> 00:20:40,249 I can't. I have to go home and cook Carolyn dinner. 362 00:20:41,000 --> 00:20:43,002 But congratulations, Dr. Parker. 363 00:20:43,252 --> 00:20:46,172 I couldn't be more happy for you. 364 00:20:50,343 --> 00:20:51,636 (KNIFE CLATTERS) 365 00:20:55,973 --> 00:20:57,224 (KNOCKING) 366 00:20:57,308 --> 00:20:58,893 It's open. 367 00:21:09,112 --> 00:21:10,779 - For Carolyn? - Mm-hmm. 368 00:21:10,863 --> 00:21:13,134 - Coffee table is fine. - Okay. 369 00:21:24,919 --> 00:21:27,254 So, about those books... 370 00:21:27,338 --> 00:21:29,006 They're in the den. 371 00:21:29,382 --> 00:21:31,092 Grab all you want. 372 00:21:56,284 --> 00:21:58,839 Have you given that dinner any further thought? 373 00:21:58,924 --> 00:22:01,330 You could bring Professor Kittriss. Obviously. 374 00:22:01,414 --> 00:22:02,790 We'll see. 375 00:22:03,082 --> 00:22:05,585 Well... Thanks, Professor. (CHUCKLES) 376 00:22:08,588 --> 00:22:11,548 Oh, and please tell Ms. Kittriss I said good night. 377 00:22:11,632 --> 00:22:13,134 I will. 378 00:22:15,529 --> 00:22:17,948 (DOOR OPENS, CLOSES) 379 00:22:19,515 --> 00:22:23,310 - Mm. Smells great. - Thanks. 380 00:22:23,394 --> 00:22:25,104 It's getting harder and harder to find 381 00:22:25,188 --> 00:22:29,942 anything that isn't loaded with mercury, or farm raised in filthy water. 382 00:22:30,026 --> 00:22:31,151 (CAROLYN CHUCKLES) 383 00:22:31,235 --> 00:22:33,987 Thank God we still have Pop Tarts. 384 00:22:34,071 --> 00:22:36,031 Miracles. All around us. 385 00:22:36,115 --> 00:22:37,533 (CAROLYN CHUCKLES) 386 00:22:39,243 --> 00:22:40,160 CAROLYN: Mm. 387 00:22:40,244 --> 00:22:44,790 - How was your day? - As always. This is the highlight. 388 00:22:45,458 --> 00:22:48,877 I was thinking of going hunting this weekend. 389 00:22:48,976 --> 00:22:51,854 I'm starting to forget what real food tastes like. 390 00:22:52,465 --> 00:22:55,300 (SIGHS) I thought you could come with me to the 391 00:22:55,384 --> 00:22:57,177 Hillary and Rob thing. 392 00:22:57,261 --> 00:23:00,764 You know, she's feeling really down lately, and 393 00:23:00,848 --> 00:23:03,684 we thought a party would cheer her up. 394 00:23:03,768 --> 00:23:06,437 Hosting parties always stresses her out. 395 00:23:07,063 --> 00:23:10,149 But, you know. People. Laughing. 396 00:23:10,233 --> 00:23:11,450 Carrying on. 397 00:23:11,567 --> 00:23:14,570 I don't know. I think I need some time alone. 398 00:23:14,654 --> 00:23:16,613 You're the king of "alone", John. 399 00:23:16,697 --> 00:23:19,909 - Why not give the opposite a chance? - I have. 400 00:23:20,326 --> 00:23:21,994 Doesn't work so well for me. 401 00:23:24,622 --> 00:23:26,123 Okay. I know. 402 00:23:26,916 --> 00:23:29,168 - I'm gonna go change. - Good. 403 00:23:29,919 --> 00:23:31,587 (FOOTSTEPS DEPART) 404 00:23:33,339 --> 00:23:35,583 (MUSIC PLAYING ON THE HEADPHONES) 405 00:23:38,678 --> 00:23:42,472 (SIGHS DEEPLY) - God, you scared the crap out of me. - Sorry. 406 00:23:42,556 --> 00:23:45,225 You didn't miss anything. Typical Delta Psi party. 407 00:23:45,309 --> 00:23:48,896 Just pack as many people as you can into a room and spray them down with beer. 408 00:23:48,980 --> 00:23:50,731 Figuratively speaking, I hope? 409 00:23:50,815 --> 00:23:53,609 Uh, for the most part. What's that? 410 00:23:53,693 --> 00:23:55,944 Book on early man I borrowed from Professor Young. 411 00:23:56,028 --> 00:23:57,863 Ooh. How did it go? 412 00:23:57,947 --> 00:24:02,159 Well, I asked again about dinner. Told him he could bring Professor Kittriss. 413 00:24:02,243 --> 00:24:05,476 Ugh. What for? Last thing we need is another chick. 414 00:24:05,621 --> 00:24:09,166 Anyway, this guy Jenkins is 415 00:24:09,250 --> 00:24:12,002 an archeologist with a lot of field work under his belt. 416 00:24:12,086 --> 00:24:14,171 The book is really really good. 417 00:24:14,255 --> 00:24:17,299 But the spine wasn't even cracked, although it's personally signed. 418 00:24:18,092 --> 00:24:21,095 He's cute. Or was. 419 00:24:21,929 --> 00:24:26,516 "To my dear friend John Oldman." Wait, what? 420 00:24:26,600 --> 00:24:30,229 I know, right? Maybe he was kidding. "Old man" instead of "young"? 421 00:24:30,313 --> 00:24:32,814 It's dated May 2007. 422 00:24:32,898 --> 00:24:36,068 So that would make Professor Young, like, thirty-three maybe. 423 00:24:36,152 --> 00:24:38,862 Exactly. You're not gonna call an old man "old man". 424 00:24:38,946 --> 00:24:42,366 You're call a young guy that. It's like calling a big guy "tiny". 425 00:24:42,450 --> 00:24:44,952 Yeah, but it's not "old man". It's "Oldman". 426 00:24:45,036 --> 00:24:47,996 - And maybe it's Kittriss's book. - Yeah, maybe. 427 00:24:48,080 --> 00:24:52,737 So who's this Jenkins guy? Let's go to the Interwebs. 428 00:24:53,502 --> 00:24:57,173 Let's see. Arthur M. Jenkins. 429 00:25:00,718 --> 00:25:03,050 Taught at Santa Clarita University. 430 00:25:03,429 --> 00:25:05,973 Zillion archeology digs. 431 00:25:06,057 --> 00:25:10,185 Oh, academic awards. Blah, blah, blah... 432 00:25:10,269 --> 00:25:12,355 He wrote some other books. 433 00:25:12,855 --> 00:25:14,106 Ooh. 434 00:25:14,440 --> 00:25:16,859 But this last one... Jeez. 435 00:25:17,109 --> 00:25:19,069 - What? - "The Longest Night: 436 00:25:19,153 --> 00:25:21,613 My Conversation with the Man From Earth" 437 00:25:21,697 --> 00:25:24,741 about the night he spent with a university professor 438 00:25:24,825 --> 00:25:28,704 named John Oldman who claimed to be 14,000 years old. 439 00:25:29,497 --> 00:25:31,707 And the comments are... 440 00:25:31,791 --> 00:25:34,543 Scathing puts it mildly. Yikes. 441 00:25:34,794 --> 00:25:38,037 "...Longest Night would merely be melodramatic sci-fi nonsense, but 442 00:25:38,122 --> 00:25:42,509 the author presents this hokum as non-fiction and thus abandons any academic authority 443 00:25:42,593 --> 00:25:44,511 he may have once possessed." 444 00:25:44,595 --> 00:25:45,805 Ouch. 445 00:25:46,263 --> 00:25:47,639 Ooh, ooh, ooh, get this one: 446 00:25:47,723 --> 00:25:50,684 "Offensive to the religious and non-religious alike, 447 00:25:50,768 --> 00:25:52,185 Jenkins asks us to believe 448 00:25:52,269 --> 00:25:54,771 that the savior himself is a practicing Buddhist 449 00:25:54,855 --> 00:25:56,690 who walks among us in the guise of a handsome, 450 00:25:56,774 --> 00:25:58,984 mild-mannered university professor." 451 00:25:59,068 --> 00:26:02,988 Well, that sounds like Professor Young. And he knows everything about Buddhism. 452 00:26:03,072 --> 00:26:05,950 But, like, the Savior? Like, Jesus? 453 00:26:06,283 --> 00:26:09,202 He could totally be my own, personal Jesus. 454 00:26:09,286 --> 00:26:13,080 (BOTH LAUGHING) 455 00:26:13,332 --> 00:26:17,002 Well, we are totally getting this book. 456 00:26:21,535 --> 00:26:22,941 (OBJECT CLATTERS) 457 00:26:30,808 --> 00:26:32,518 Like a thief in the night. 458 00:26:34,353 --> 00:26:35,980 (JOHN EXHALES) 459 00:26:37,606 --> 00:26:39,691 I woke you, I'm sorry. 460 00:26:39,775 --> 00:26:41,485 I must be getting out of practice. 461 00:26:41,569 --> 00:26:42,820 At being sneaky? 462 00:26:44,113 --> 00:26:45,448 Stealthy. 463 00:26:46,615 --> 00:26:50,952 You really have to go? We could spend the whole weekend in bed. 464 00:26:51,036 --> 00:26:52,913 And go to Hillary and Rob's thing? 465 00:26:53,539 --> 00:26:56,959 - Fair trade, isn't it? - I'm going stir crazy, Carolyn. 466 00:26:58,252 --> 00:27:00,337 I hate when you disappear. 467 00:27:00,421 --> 00:27:02,422 I know, it's just something's... 468 00:27:02,506 --> 00:27:04,299 Something's not right. 469 00:27:04,383 --> 00:27:06,760 I'm not bouncing back the way I'm used to doing. 470 00:27:06,844 --> 00:27:08,560 Well, it's called "getting older". 471 00:27:10,222 --> 00:27:14,477 But if you insist on stomping around the woods like a cave man... 472 00:27:15,227 --> 00:27:18,439 I suppose it's a better mid-life-crisis thing to do than, 473 00:27:18,772 --> 00:27:24,153 I dunno, buying a motorcycle and... taking off with some student. Right? 474 00:27:24,570 --> 00:27:28,240 Then I'd better try and get back that deposit I put down on the Ducati. 475 00:27:35,372 --> 00:27:36,749 I'll see you. 476 00:27:39,043 --> 00:27:41,170 (MUSIC PLAYING) 477 00:27:53,891 --> 00:27:55,768 (BIRDS CHIRPING) 478 00:28:07,863 --> 00:28:09,615 (ENGINE SHUTS OFF) 479 00:28:21,377 --> 00:28:23,379 (ADVENTUROUS MUSIC KEEPS PLAYING) 480 00:28:39,019 --> 00:28:40,938 (BIRDS SINGING) 481 00:28:59,331 --> 00:29:00,415 - Hey. - Hey. 482 00:29:00,499 --> 00:29:02,083 - Come in. - Thanks. 483 00:29:02,167 --> 00:29:03,544 - Hey, Liko. - Hey. 484 00:29:04,878 --> 00:29:06,755 PHILIP'S MOM: Hey, you kids want anything to eat? 485 00:29:06,839 --> 00:29:08,131 Oh, no. Thanks, Mom, we're good. 486 00:29:08,215 --> 00:29:11,051 - Yeah, I want something, Mrs. Nichols. - Yeah, me too. 487 00:29:11,135 --> 00:29:12,803 They're kidding. Thanks, Mom. 488 00:29:13,345 --> 00:29:14,679 Will you knock it off, man? 489 00:29:14,763 --> 00:29:16,640 Oh, my God. She's adorable, by the way. 490 00:29:16,724 --> 00:29:19,226 Alright, so what's so, uh, earth-shattering? 491 00:29:19,310 --> 00:29:21,604 - Uh... Can we...? - Yeah. 492 00:29:24,023 --> 00:29:26,650 - Yeah, I want with pickles and mustard. - All right, you. 493 00:29:26,734 --> 00:29:27,943 We're fine. 494 00:29:30,154 --> 00:29:31,905 (GRUNTS) So, what's up? 495 00:29:34,908 --> 00:29:38,078 For ten years, this guy, Arthur M. Jenkins, 496 00:29:38,162 --> 00:29:40,080 taught at Santa Clarita University 497 00:29:40,164 --> 00:29:43,291 alongside a history professor named John Oldman. 498 00:29:43,375 --> 00:29:46,086 Then one night, this Oldman guy gathers his professor friends 499 00:29:46,170 --> 00:29:50,549 and tells them that he's really 14,000 years old. 500 00:29:50,633 --> 00:29:53,635 He was born a caveman, somehow became immortal. He knew 501 00:29:53,719 --> 00:29:56,304 Columbus, Vincent Van Gogh, all this crazy stuff. 502 00:29:56,388 --> 00:30:00,184 He would always use the name John, often with a pun for a last name. 503 00:30:00,476 --> 00:30:03,019 Stay in one place for ten years or so, 504 00:30:03,103 --> 00:30:06,273 until people started realizing he didn't age. 505 00:30:06,940 --> 00:30:09,401 Lived under hundreds of identities, 506 00:30:09,485 --> 00:30:11,362 (CHUCKLING) including, wait for it... 507 00:30:11,820 --> 00:30:14,990 - Jesus of Nazareth. - Wait, what? 508 00:30:15,121 --> 00:30:16,691 (MUSIC STARTS PLAYING) 509 00:30:17,409 --> 00:30:19,202 He'd lived for thousands of years, you know, 510 00:30:19,286 --> 00:30:21,371 never aging, never dying, traveling the world... 511 00:30:21,455 --> 00:30:24,708 - Studying with the Buddha... - ...until one day he set up shop in Jerusalem 512 00:30:24,792 --> 00:30:26,084 and started preaching. 513 00:30:26,168 --> 00:30:29,921 Yadda-yadda-yadda, he gets crucified, his wounds heal, he sneaks off and... 514 00:30:30,005 --> 00:30:32,632 we have Christianity. By accident. 515 00:30:32,716 --> 00:30:36,136 What do you mean, "Yadda-yadda-yadda, we have Christianity"? You can't just... 516 00:30:36,220 --> 00:30:37,762 It's science fiction, all right? 517 00:30:37,846 --> 00:30:40,515 People write speculative fiction about Jesus all the time. 518 00:30:40,599 --> 00:30:43,143 You should see what they write about Kirk and Spock. 519 00:30:43,227 --> 00:30:44,477 Better yet, you shouldn't. 520 00:30:44,561 --> 00:30:48,857 But he said that it's a true story. See? Says right there, "non-fiction". 521 00:30:48,941 --> 00:30:50,901 Oh, well, then it must be true. 522 00:30:51,485 --> 00:30:54,904 There are plenty of alien abduction books in the non-fiction section. 523 00:30:54,988 --> 00:30:56,489 Look, I checked up on Arthur Jenkins. Okay? 524 00:30:56,573 --> 00:30:59,409 He was a tenured archeology professor, 525 00:30:59,493 --> 00:31:02,120 published a pile of books. The real deal. 526 00:31:02,204 --> 00:31:06,041 And then this one came out and he got laughed off the planet. 527 00:31:06,125 --> 00:31:07,500 No wonder. 528 00:31:07,584 --> 00:31:09,878 Okay, but he did his research. 529 00:31:09,962 --> 00:31:13,715 Found out that the John Oldman he knew didn't exist until 2001. 530 00:31:13,799 --> 00:31:15,342 No mention of him anywhere. 531 00:31:15,426 --> 00:31:18,345 His references, driver's license, W-2. 532 00:31:18,429 --> 00:31:20,472 Everything turned out to be fake. 533 00:31:20,722 --> 00:31:22,645 Jenkins even tracked down two previous 534 00:31:22,730 --> 00:31:25,101 colleges where he'd taught under different names. 535 00:31:25,185 --> 00:31:27,771 John Magdel and John Permian. 536 00:31:27,855 --> 00:31:29,189 Magdel? 537 00:31:29,273 --> 00:31:30,566 Magdelanian? 538 00:31:32,067 --> 00:31:33,693 I have no idea what Permian is. 539 00:31:33,777 --> 00:31:37,006 The first Great Extinction, 250 million years ago. 540 00:31:37,448 --> 00:31:38,490 Mm, yeah. 541 00:31:38,574 --> 00:31:40,492 They both also had fake references, 542 00:31:40,576 --> 00:31:43,203 and left abruptly after about ten years. 543 00:31:43,787 --> 00:31:45,747 And their descriptions, 544 00:31:45,831 --> 00:31:50,836 John Oldman, John Magdel, John Permian, are virtually identical. 545 00:31:51,336 --> 00:31:53,046 Okay, Oldman's DMV records 546 00:31:53,130 --> 00:31:56,216 somehow vanished two days after he did. 547 00:31:56,300 --> 00:31:59,595 I mean, Google him now, the only reference is this book. 548 00:31:59,845 --> 00:32:01,930 If this Oldman guy is real, 549 00:32:02,014 --> 00:32:06,393 he makes his past disappear every time he changes identity. 550 00:32:07,436 --> 00:32:11,619 Makes sense. Million years old, staying under the radar, you gotta keep moving. 551 00:32:14,943 --> 00:32:17,821 Philip, we're not trying to offend you. 552 00:32:17,905 --> 00:32:19,280 No. I'm not offended. 553 00:32:19,364 --> 00:32:22,367 No, I know. It's just, you really believe. 554 00:32:22,451 --> 00:32:26,204 Yeah. Okay, look. I know the Earth isn't flat, 555 00:32:26,288 --> 00:32:27,914 I know it's more than 6,000 years old. 556 00:32:27,998 --> 00:32:31,835 But I believe that a man named Jesus lived and died for our sins. 557 00:32:32,336 --> 00:32:33,712 Um, Philip. 558 00:32:33,796 --> 00:32:35,797 You know there are millions and millions 559 00:32:35,881 --> 00:32:39,259 of people who don't believe in Jesus Christ's divinity. 560 00:32:39,343 --> 00:32:43,138 I mean, Jews, Hindus, Wiccans, plenty more. 561 00:32:43,639 --> 00:32:44,973 Wiccans... 562 00:32:45,057 --> 00:32:48,644 Um... Yes, but that doesn't mean they're right. 563 00:32:49,186 --> 00:32:51,738 Some people believe the Galactic Dictator Xenu 564 00:32:51,823 --> 00:32:54,900 brought his people to earth and hid them in volcanoes, so... 565 00:32:55,192 --> 00:32:58,821 The point is, Jenkins' book is just a story. 566 00:32:59,238 --> 00:33:01,948 Now, if I could allow my faith to be shaken by the 567 00:33:02,032 --> 00:33:04,576 fantasies of a disgruntled college professor 568 00:33:04,660 --> 00:33:06,554 then I'm not much of a Christian, am I? 569 00:33:06,639 --> 00:33:07,871 So... 570 00:33:07,955 --> 00:33:10,540 Jenkins writes a book about John Oldman. Fine, whatever. 571 00:33:10,624 --> 00:33:12,751 What's this got to do with any of us? 572 00:33:12,835 --> 00:33:14,044 Show him. 573 00:33:15,462 --> 00:33:17,798 I found this book at Professor Young's. 574 00:33:18,966 --> 00:33:20,300 Read the inscription. 575 00:33:23,303 --> 00:33:26,014 "To my dear friend John Oldman." 576 00:33:26,098 --> 00:33:27,182 Right? 577 00:33:27,266 --> 00:33:28,809 So... 578 00:33:29,226 --> 00:33:31,936 Professor Young and John Oldman knew each other? 579 00:33:32,021 --> 00:33:33,273 Yeah. 580 00:33:34,857 --> 00:33:36,264 Okay. 581 00:33:36,567 --> 00:33:41,613 What if Professor Young actually is John Oldman. 582 00:33:43,365 --> 00:33:47,202 Well, how do you make that leap? Are there any pictures? 583 00:33:47,494 --> 00:33:50,330 Okay, well, Jenkins talks about several times when 584 00:33:50,414 --> 00:33:53,291 Oldman conspicuously avoided having his picture taken. 585 00:33:53,375 --> 00:33:55,542 Turning around, stepping behind someone, 586 00:33:55,627 --> 00:33:57,545 answering a phone call that no one ever heard ringing. 587 00:33:57,629 --> 00:34:00,007 Whatever, just to avoid being photographed. 588 00:34:00,465 --> 00:34:04,177 To Jenkins' knowledge, the only existing picture of John Oldman 589 00:34:04,261 --> 00:34:08,223 was taken in 2006 at a barbecue. 590 00:34:11,560 --> 00:34:12,769 Huh. 591 00:34:15,230 --> 00:34:16,440 Mm. 592 00:34:21,069 --> 00:34:22,779 Wait, so, if... 593 00:34:22,863 --> 00:34:27,746 Professor Young is Jesus Christ returned, then that means we're in... 594 00:34:28,243 --> 00:34:30,495 The End Times. 595 00:34:30,579 --> 00:34:33,039 TARA: But if Jesus never left, 596 00:34:33,123 --> 00:34:36,174 then he's not "returned." He's just... 597 00:34:36,418 --> 00:34:37,794 here. 598 00:34:39,379 --> 00:34:41,924 (IMITATES EXPLOSION) 599 00:34:43,248 --> 00:34:45,280 Cool. I'm hungry. Tara, wanna go get something to eat? 600 00:34:45,365 --> 00:34:46,653 Yeah, sure. 601 00:34:52,309 --> 00:34:53,309 What? 602 00:34:53,428 --> 00:34:55,495 I found an email for Jenkins. 603 00:34:56,897 --> 00:35:00,233 (BIRDS CHIRPING) What do we got, Betsy? 604 00:35:00,317 --> 00:35:03,779 Well, look at that. I think we've got lunch. 605 00:35:05,072 --> 00:35:07,115 (GRUNTS) Nice. 606 00:35:07,908 --> 00:35:09,117 Uhh. 607 00:35:09,952 --> 00:35:11,244 Keep it. 608 00:35:12,412 --> 00:35:15,666 And there's another beauty. All right, Betsy. Let's go. 609 00:35:16,500 --> 00:35:18,835 Come on. Come on. 610 00:35:19,169 --> 00:35:20,628 (BETSY OINKS) 611 00:35:20,712 --> 00:35:21,922 (WHISTLING) 612 00:35:23,423 --> 00:35:24,716 Come on. 613 00:35:28,220 --> 00:35:29,429 (GRUNTS) 614 00:35:32,656 --> 00:35:35,993 These are for me. 615 00:35:38,271 --> 00:35:41,108 Mm. Smell good, too. 616 00:35:42,150 --> 00:35:43,535 Okay. 617 00:35:43,819 --> 00:35:45,820 Let's go make that move. 618 00:35:45,904 --> 00:35:47,614 (SNIFFLES) Ah. 619 00:35:48,865 --> 00:35:50,409 Okay. 620 00:35:51,660 --> 00:35:56,998 (GRUNTS) Let's see, let's move this knight. 621 00:35:57,082 --> 00:35:58,625 There we go. 622 00:35:58,959 --> 00:36:00,961 (COMPUTER CHIMES) Oh. 623 00:36:01,753 --> 00:36:03,255 What's this? 624 00:36:05,465 --> 00:36:07,675 "...The Longest Night and found it fascinating. 625 00:36:07,759 --> 00:36:10,554 Would you be willing to speak with me about John Oldman?" 626 00:36:11,972 --> 00:36:13,806 (CHAIR CLATTERS) (KEYBOARD CLACKING) 627 00:36:13,890 --> 00:36:15,684 Dear Miss Chang... 628 00:36:16,810 --> 00:36:20,313 Why don't you and John Oldman... 629 00:36:20,981 --> 00:36:24,317 go straight to hell? 630 00:36:26,361 --> 00:36:27,528 (COMPUTER CHIMES) 631 00:36:27,612 --> 00:36:29,489 God dammit! (BETSY OINKS) 632 00:36:29,573 --> 00:36:31,240 Why don't they leave me alone? 633 00:36:31,324 --> 00:36:32,408 Oh. 634 00:36:32,492 --> 00:36:34,786 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 635 00:36:34,870 --> 00:36:37,789 Hey, come here, don't run away. I'm sorry. 636 00:36:37,873 --> 00:36:40,709 I didn't mean to frighten you. 637 00:36:41,710 --> 00:36:43,378 (ADVENTUROUS MUSIC PLAYING) 638 00:36:44,212 --> 00:36:46,840 (BIRDS AND CRICKETS CHIRPING) 639 00:37:47,776 --> 00:37:51,738 - I'm not so sure about this anymore. - It was your idea. 640 00:37:51,822 --> 00:37:54,240 I know, but I work for Professor Kittriss. 641 00:37:54,324 --> 00:37:56,951 And now I'm feeling really violatey, you know? 642 00:37:57,035 --> 00:38:00,329 - So let's go home. - But I feel like I want to know, you know? 643 00:38:00,413 --> 00:38:02,540 So, let's keep going. 644 00:38:02,624 --> 00:38:05,960 - Ugh, I wish Jenkins was more responsive. - I wish he was less a dick. 645 00:38:06,044 --> 00:38:09,673 - God, it's just so... I... - Okay, do you want proof or not? 646 00:38:10,424 --> 00:38:12,216 - Photos, something? - Mm-hmm. 647 00:38:12,300 --> 00:38:13,885 Well, then... 648 00:38:19,683 --> 00:38:23,603 TARA: It's just so exciting. (CHUCKLES) 649 00:38:24,980 --> 00:38:27,732 LIKO: Uhh! (TARA LAUGHS) 650 00:38:28,608 --> 00:38:30,234 Pretty bad-ass, Isabel. 651 00:38:30,318 --> 00:38:32,445 - It wasn't locked. - Yeah, still. 652 00:38:32,529 --> 00:38:35,991 Breaking and entering. Felony makes you kinda hot. 653 00:38:36,449 --> 00:38:39,327 Ohh. Whoa. He really does have a Van Gogh. 654 00:38:39,411 --> 00:38:42,388 Uh, total fake. That'd be worth, like, three zillion dollars. 655 00:38:43,415 --> 00:38:47,502 - Cool Taser? What's this for? - What do you think, perv? 656 00:38:47,586 --> 00:38:49,129 Don't touch that. 657 00:38:50,172 --> 00:38:51,381 (SHUTTER CLICKS) 658 00:39:00,640 --> 00:39:01,766 Hmm. 659 00:39:01,850 --> 00:39:03,143 Gurar. 660 00:39:06,188 --> 00:39:10,102 I want to be objective, but I really want to believe this, 661 00:39:10,187 --> 00:39:13,315 because it would be so deeply, deeply cool. 662 00:39:15,530 --> 00:39:17,031 - Let's split up. - I'll do the bedroom. 663 00:39:17,115 --> 00:39:18,325 Okay. 664 00:39:23,538 --> 00:39:25,749 Oh, there's a basement. 665 00:39:32,005 --> 00:39:33,381 (DOOR SLAMS SHUT) 666 00:39:54,611 --> 00:39:55,879 Come on. 667 00:39:59,032 --> 00:40:02,327 Ooh, Miss Kittriss. 668 00:40:08,375 --> 00:40:09,584 Hm. 669 00:40:33,358 --> 00:40:34,567 (SIGHS) 670 00:40:59,968 --> 00:41:01,427 Kittriss is home. 671 00:41:01,511 --> 00:41:04,388 - Liko. Liko! - Yeah, gimme one sec. 672 00:41:04,472 --> 00:41:05,807 Hey. We gotta go! 673 00:41:06,933 --> 00:41:08,393 Now! (SHUTTER CLICKS) 674 00:41:10,061 --> 00:41:11,145 Come on. 675 00:41:11,229 --> 00:41:12,981 Yeah, I'm coming, I'm coming! 676 00:41:15,608 --> 00:41:17,819 - There's a back door. - Awesome. 677 00:41:25,994 --> 00:41:27,329 Come on. Come on. 678 00:41:29,539 --> 00:41:30,749 (DOOR CLOSES) 679 00:41:37,505 --> 00:41:38,923 (INSECTS CHIRPING) 680 00:42:16,628 --> 00:42:19,463 So, my cousin Janet is an art history major at Columbia. 681 00:42:19,547 --> 00:42:23,051 She said the painting could be an unregistered Van Gogh. 682 00:42:23,343 --> 00:42:26,387 Well, we looked into the authors of those books from the basement. 683 00:42:26,471 --> 00:42:30,808 Any history they had prior to publication is sketchy, or nonexistent. 684 00:42:30,892 --> 00:42:33,602 Some of the publishers are out of business, but I reached three. 685 00:42:33,686 --> 00:42:36,897 None of them had any contact information for the author. 686 00:42:36,981 --> 00:42:41,485 Each guy vanished with no forwarding address within a couple of years of publication. 687 00:42:41,569 --> 00:42:44,822 "Jonathan Evermore"? He wrote the sci-fi novel "Everlasting Tomorrow," 688 00:42:44,906 --> 00:42:48,409 about an "immortal's search for the meaning of his solitary existence". 689 00:42:48,493 --> 00:42:50,286 I called Bantam, told them I was his granddaughter, 690 00:42:50,370 --> 00:42:54,081 looking for his royalty payments. She said she was so happy I called, 691 00:42:54,165 --> 00:42:56,834 since they've been piling up since 1966. 692 00:42:56,918 --> 00:42:58,002 (GASPS) 693 00:42:58,086 --> 00:43:00,838 No, asshole. We're not taking his money. 694 00:43:00,922 --> 00:43:02,048 Ugh. (TARA AND ISABEL CHUCKLE) 695 00:43:02,132 --> 00:43:05,176 - I mean, guys. Unbelievable. - We're just gonna leave all that money? 696 00:43:28,408 --> 00:43:29,617 Isn't it weird? 697 00:43:29,702 --> 00:43:32,370 Every time someone claims to have been reincarnated, 698 00:43:32,455 --> 00:43:34,497 they were always like Napoleon, you know? 699 00:43:34,581 --> 00:43:36,874 Alexander the Great. Cleopatra or something. 700 00:43:36,958 --> 00:43:40,753 Yeah, well... it's never Cleopatra's slave who cleaned out her chamber pot. 701 00:43:40,837 --> 00:43:42,964 Or the guy making chamber pots. 702 00:43:43,548 --> 00:43:46,550 "John Oldman" said he knew the Buddha. Sailed with Columbus. 703 00:43:46,634 --> 00:43:48,970 No, he didn't actually sail with Columbus. 704 00:43:49,554 --> 00:43:51,848 - What? - I read the book, dude. 705 00:43:53,516 --> 00:43:56,186 Come on, get in there. There you go. 706 00:43:56,811 --> 00:43:58,146 So, uh... 707 00:43:58,521 --> 00:44:01,649 Did you saw it, though? The Van Gogh? 708 00:44:01,983 --> 00:44:03,318 Yeah. 709 00:44:04,194 --> 00:44:06,362 You starting to believe a little bit. 710 00:44:07,071 --> 00:44:09,031 Look, just because a guy is, you know, 711 00:44:09,115 --> 00:44:12,121 14,000 years old, it doesn't mean he's Jesus. 712 00:44:12,243 --> 00:44:13,536 Yeah. 713 00:44:14,037 --> 00:44:16,789 He could be the guy who made the nails for the cross. 714 00:44:17,207 --> 00:44:19,709 Aha. All right, come on. 715 00:44:20,502 --> 00:44:23,421 - I was Malcolm X in my past life. - Yeah, for sure. 716 00:44:24,964 --> 00:44:28,968 (MOVIE PLAYS ON COMPUTER) 717 00:44:31,054 --> 00:44:33,541 (PHONE RINGING) 718 00:44:38,937 --> 00:44:41,522 Hello, Dr. Jenkins, if this is you. 719 00:44:41,606 --> 00:44:45,192 And if it's not you, I apologize for the wrong number, whoever this is. 720 00:44:45,276 --> 00:44:48,661 So Dr. Jenkins, my name is Isabel Chang. 721 00:44:49,029 --> 00:44:51,240 I do apologize for calling so late, 722 00:44:51,325 --> 00:44:53,513 although I did try emailing. 723 00:44:53,785 --> 00:44:55,327 Anyway, here's the thing. 724 00:44:55,411 --> 00:44:58,497 I believe my professor is John Oldman. 725 00:44:58,581 --> 00:45:01,582 He's going by the name John Young, here at Chico. 726 00:45:02,835 --> 00:45:07,840 Please call me back if you can, okay? I really, really would love to talk with you. 727 00:45:08,716 --> 00:45:13,429 I know you took a lot of crap for your book, and I just want you to know... 728 00:45:14,097 --> 00:45:18,560 I believe you. There is something different about John Young. 729 00:45:19,519 --> 00:45:24,273 My number's 530-555-0168. 730 00:45:24,357 --> 00:45:25,608 Thank you. 731 00:45:33,908 --> 00:45:35,326 I'll be... 732 00:45:38,621 --> 00:45:40,540 (BIRDS CHIRPING) 733 00:46:07,191 --> 00:46:09,068 (ADVENTUROUS MUSIC PLAYING) 734 00:47:18,638 --> 00:47:20,098 (ENGINE REVS) 735 00:47:25,353 --> 00:47:27,396 Oh, okay, thank you. Um... 736 00:47:27,480 --> 00:47:29,982 We will fax that right over. 737 00:47:30,316 --> 00:47:31,525 Another one? 738 00:47:31,609 --> 00:47:34,278 Yeah. Fax... God, what year is this, anyway? 739 00:47:34,362 --> 00:47:36,780 (GRUNTS) Oh, God. 740 00:47:36,864 --> 00:47:40,618 (CELL PHONE RINGING) 741 00:47:42,161 --> 00:47:45,123 - Hello? - Uh, hello. 742 00:47:45,415 --> 00:47:48,292 I'm calling about your email. 743 00:47:48,376 --> 00:47:50,544 Yes. Who is this? 744 00:47:50,628 --> 00:47:53,172 This is Violet Collsen. 745 00:47:53,548 --> 00:47:54,882 Um... 746 00:47:55,883 --> 00:48:00,221 - I'm sorry. Violet...? - Collsen. From Central Idaho College. 747 00:48:00,471 --> 00:48:03,515 Well, I've been retired for many years now, 748 00:48:03,599 --> 00:48:07,394 and my daughter works at the college in admissions just like I did. 749 00:48:07,478 --> 00:48:11,940 But it was the funniest thing the other day. She was working at home... 750 00:48:12,024 --> 00:48:16,320 And I walked passed her desk just when your email came. 751 00:48:16,404 --> 00:48:19,615 - Oh, and...? - So, I saw the photo 752 00:48:19,699 --> 00:48:22,535 and recognized him immediately. 753 00:48:23,703 --> 00:48:26,455 - You did? - Yes, John Pleis. 754 00:48:26,539 --> 00:48:28,916 Oh. He was a remarkable man. 755 00:48:29,000 --> 00:48:31,517 You just never forget that kind of a person. 756 00:48:31,669 --> 00:48:33,420 What do you remember about him? 757 00:48:33,504 --> 00:48:36,840 Well, he was the best anthropology professor we ever had. 758 00:48:36,924 --> 00:48:42,221 He just had a way about him. You felt you could tell him your secrets. 759 00:48:42,305 --> 00:48:47,185 - And he always had the best advice. - This was how long ago? 760 00:48:47,435 --> 00:48:51,980 Oh, let's see. That's about 1957? 761 00:48:52,064 --> 00:48:53,816 And you remember him clearly? 762 00:48:53,900 --> 00:48:57,612 Oh, yeah. He was a very handsome man, too. 763 00:48:59,238 --> 00:49:01,323 John Pleis? 764 00:49:01,449 --> 00:49:04,076 P-L-E-I-S. 765 00:49:04,160 --> 00:49:07,204 Funny name, kind of sticks in your head. 766 00:49:07,288 --> 00:49:10,833 I tried to see what else I could find before calling you, 767 00:49:11,125 --> 00:49:12,918 and there was nothing. 768 00:49:13,002 --> 00:49:15,087 He just disappeared. 769 00:49:15,171 --> 00:49:16,839 Yes, he does that. 770 00:49:16,923 --> 00:49:18,841 Well, thank you so much, Ms. Collsen. 771 00:49:18,925 --> 00:49:21,051 This is your number if I have any more questions? 772 00:49:21,135 --> 00:49:24,179 - Yes, yes. - Great. Thank you so much. 773 00:49:24,263 --> 00:49:26,098 - Goodbye then. - Goodbye. 774 00:49:26,182 --> 00:49:28,142 Uhh... Pleis. 775 00:49:28,392 --> 00:49:30,186 - Pleistocene? - Yes. 776 00:49:30,853 --> 00:49:34,440 Okay. So we have contacted, what, sixty small colleges 777 00:49:34,524 --> 00:49:37,731 in fourteen states and this was our second hit so far. 778 00:49:38,069 --> 00:49:39,486 (CHUCKLES) Professor Young is a dead ringer 779 00:49:39,570 --> 00:49:43,326 - for teachers in Idaho and... - Western Wyoming. 780 00:49:43,533 --> 00:49:48,454 John Mortem, archeology, 1979. (CELL PHONE RINGING) 781 00:49:49,539 --> 00:49:50,247 Hello? 782 00:49:50,331 --> 00:49:52,750 - Isabel Chang? - Yeah. 783 00:49:52,834 --> 00:49:54,960 Hi. This is Arthur Jenkins. 784 00:49:55,044 --> 00:49:58,464 - You've been trying to reach me. - I have, yes. 785 00:49:58,548 --> 00:49:59,840 Get me a picture. 786 00:49:59,924 --> 00:50:01,341 A new, clean picture. 787 00:50:01,425 --> 00:50:03,594 Email it or text it to this number. 788 00:50:03,678 --> 00:50:06,097 - I emailed that one... - No, no, no. 789 00:50:06,639 --> 00:50:12,131 Brand-new, full face. Do that and we'll see. Otherwise, we have nothing to talk about. 790 00:50:12,270 --> 00:50:15,189 Thank you so much, Dr. Jenkins. I'm so grateful... 791 00:50:15,273 --> 00:50:16,482 You've... (LINE BEEPS) 792 00:50:21,583 --> 00:50:22,793 (EXHALES) 793 00:50:30,413 --> 00:50:33,290 Hey, Professor. We know we're early, but... 794 00:50:33,374 --> 00:50:36,293 It's the last class, and we don't have you next semester. 795 00:50:36,377 --> 00:50:39,171 So we thought we'd have a little goodbye party. 796 00:50:39,255 --> 00:50:42,508 - I'm not going anywhere, you know. - We know. But... 797 00:50:42,592 --> 00:50:44,760 Here. Cappuccino. 798 00:50:44,844 --> 00:50:46,762 - My weakness. Thank you. - We know. Yeah. 799 00:50:46,846 --> 00:50:48,055 Quick, picture. 800 00:50:51,767 --> 00:50:52,977 (SHUTTER CLICKS) 801 00:50:53,895 --> 00:50:55,646 - Oh. Wait, can we go again? - Just one more. 802 00:50:55,730 --> 00:50:56,980 You know the rules. 803 00:50:57,064 --> 00:50:59,191 - Please. - Real quick. Real quick. 804 00:50:59,275 --> 00:51:00,484 Mm-hmm. 805 00:51:03,195 --> 00:51:05,447 Okay, class has begun. Take your seats. 806 00:51:05,531 --> 00:51:08,701 Cellphones off. Thank you for the coffee. 807 00:51:15,437 --> 00:51:17,203 Cellphones off! 808 00:51:21,339 --> 00:51:25,605 - I knew it. - He did it on purpose. I'm sure of it, man. 809 00:51:25,690 --> 00:51:27,844 He didn't want his picture taken, so he messed up both shots. 810 00:51:27,929 --> 00:51:31,765 I guess after 14,000 years, you learn a thing or two about hiding. 811 00:51:31,849 --> 00:51:34,308 Yeah, but these days, there's cameras everywhere. 812 00:51:34,393 --> 00:51:36,353 He won't be able to hide anymore. 813 00:51:36,437 --> 00:51:41,066 Whatever he's been doing all these years, changing his identity, I mean, it's over. 814 00:51:41,150 --> 00:51:44,862 - Time's up. Don't you see? - What do you suggest? 815 00:51:45,655 --> 00:51:49,408 Maybe we just talk to him. Tell him the truth. 816 00:51:49,492 --> 00:51:52,662 - What truth? - That we know who he is. 817 00:51:52,912 --> 00:51:54,705 Based on a discredited book 818 00:51:54,789 --> 00:51:57,416 by a lonely old crank and some circumstantial evidence? 819 00:51:57,500 --> 00:52:00,085 We are not crazy people. 820 00:52:00,169 --> 00:52:03,589 There is something special about John. 821 00:52:03,673 --> 00:52:07,593 We all knew it the first time we heard him speak. Right? 822 00:52:09,345 --> 00:52:12,681 All throughout history, there have been prophets, 823 00:52:12,765 --> 00:52:16,310 visionaries. Men and women touched by God. 824 00:52:16,394 --> 00:52:19,813 I mean, who's to say John Young isn't one of these people? 825 00:52:19,897 --> 00:52:21,982 Why is that so impossible? 826 00:52:22,066 --> 00:52:24,443 - Well, it sure isn't likely. - Philip, 827 00:52:24,986 --> 00:52:28,697 I'm not saying that he's the "son of God". 828 00:52:28,781 --> 00:52:33,118 But if he is 14,000 years old, then he's the wisest man in the world. 829 00:52:33,202 --> 00:52:34,620 In history. 830 00:52:34,704 --> 00:52:36,955 He should be listened to. Followed. 831 00:52:37,039 --> 00:52:38,624 Worshipped? Is that what you're gonna say? 832 00:52:38,708 --> 00:52:40,083 No. 833 00:52:40,167 --> 00:52:42,639 - There could be a whole new... - Religion? 834 00:52:43,170 --> 00:52:45,673 Or something, around him. 835 00:52:46,423 --> 00:52:49,983 A corrective for everything everyone has gotten wrong about Jesus 836 00:52:50,068 --> 00:52:52,054 for the past 2000 years. 837 00:52:52,638 --> 00:52:53,972 If that story is true, then 838 00:52:54,056 --> 00:52:56,752 everything I've believed for half my life is a total lie. 839 00:52:57,435 --> 00:53:00,123 Everything that millions and millions of people throughout history 840 00:53:00,208 --> 00:53:02,481 have believed, and lived and died for 841 00:53:02,565 --> 00:53:05,401 is total bullshit. So, no. 842 00:53:10,031 --> 00:53:11,490 (CRICKETS CHIRPING) 843 00:53:12,324 --> 00:53:17,538 Okay, okay. One clear picture of Professor Young's face, and that's it. 844 00:53:23,669 --> 00:53:25,379 (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING) 845 00:53:51,197 --> 00:53:52,406 (CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS) 846 00:54:13,219 --> 00:54:15,346 (GRUNTS SOFTLY, SMACKS LIPS) 847 00:54:16,472 --> 00:54:17,890 (WHISTLES) 848 00:54:18,724 --> 00:54:20,893 (KEYBOARD CLACKING) 849 00:54:36,826 --> 00:54:38,119 (COMPUTER CHIMES) 850 00:54:39,995 --> 00:54:41,288 Hey, Betsy, 851 00:54:42,373 --> 00:54:44,667 I gotta hit the road for a few days, honey. 852 00:54:45,793 --> 00:54:48,671 But I'll have Suzanne come by and check on you. 853 00:54:49,014 --> 00:54:50,599 Be a good girl. 854 00:55:14,196 --> 00:55:17,616 - Looks nasty. - I got sloppy. 855 00:55:17,700 --> 00:55:19,368 Stupid mistake. 856 00:55:21,162 --> 00:55:23,747 What's up? You worried about your grade? 857 00:55:23,831 --> 00:55:29,232 - Because you shouldn't be, you did great. - No, it's not that. But thanks. 858 00:55:29,317 --> 00:55:32,005 Then what's going on? Was there something specific, Tara? 859 00:55:32,089 --> 00:55:34,758 I wanted to apologize for yesterday. 860 00:55:34,842 --> 00:55:39,054 The pictures and everything. We're just really going to miss you. 861 00:55:39,138 --> 00:55:41,390 That's okay. I'm going to miss you guys, too. 862 00:55:44,226 --> 00:55:46,856 I maybe don't act it, but... 863 00:55:48,731 --> 00:55:51,817 I've been lonely most of my life. 864 00:55:52,735 --> 00:55:55,485 (VOICE FALLING) Boys only cared about... 865 00:55:55,779 --> 00:55:58,094 And the girls hated me because of it. 866 00:55:58,908 --> 00:56:02,953 My parents' friends were always being creepy and... 867 00:56:03,329 --> 00:56:07,214 at some point you either become 868 00:56:07,416 --> 00:56:10,169 the person everybody thinks you are, or you just hide. 869 00:56:10,920 --> 00:56:14,882 (CRYING) I didn't want to hide, so... I'm sorry, I don't... 870 00:56:15,257 --> 00:56:16,467 It's okay. 871 00:56:18,219 --> 00:56:19,929 You're okay. (SNIFFLES) 872 00:56:20,804 --> 00:56:23,140 You're okay. What was that? 873 00:56:24,391 --> 00:56:25,308 Woah. 874 00:56:25,392 --> 00:56:28,353 - No. No. - You know you want me. 875 00:56:28,437 --> 00:56:30,814 No, stop. Stop. 876 00:56:31,774 --> 00:56:34,876 You've been watching me for two years. Don't deny it. 877 00:56:35,194 --> 00:56:36,361 You're my student. 878 00:56:36,445 --> 00:56:39,865 It's okay. You're safe with me. 879 00:56:39,949 --> 00:56:43,160 I know who you are. I think it's amazing. 880 00:56:43,494 --> 00:56:45,496 (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING) 881 00:56:45,913 --> 00:56:48,915 I don't know what you think you know about me, 882 00:56:48,999 --> 00:56:50,834 but I need you out of my office. 883 00:56:51,335 --> 00:56:52,913 Fine. 884 00:56:53,837 --> 00:56:55,881 I'll make it easy for you. 885 00:56:55,965 --> 00:56:57,800 Do not make me call security. 886 00:56:58,259 --> 00:57:01,011 And tell them what? That I assaulted you sexually? 887 00:57:02,930 --> 00:57:05,641 Tara, this isn't happening. 888 00:57:07,434 --> 00:57:09,520 - I'm sorry. I just... - It's okay. 889 00:57:10,020 --> 00:57:11,397 Oh, God. 890 00:57:13,774 --> 00:57:15,014 (DOOR CLOSES) 891 00:57:28,038 --> 00:57:31,811 I... Well, you can't. 892 00:57:31,959 --> 00:57:34,377 Spring semester starts in three weeks 893 00:57:34,461 --> 00:57:37,214 and you have two sections already filled. 894 00:57:37,298 --> 00:57:38,686 I'm sorry. 895 00:57:38,924 --> 00:57:41,218 - Sorry? - I can recommend a replacement. 896 00:57:41,302 --> 00:57:45,222 I can't replace you, John, you know that. The students love you. 897 00:57:45,338 --> 00:57:47,223 Your class is filled in an hour. 898 00:57:47,308 --> 00:57:50,846 If you wanted to teach a third section, that would sell out, too. 899 00:57:50,978 --> 00:57:52,436 What's going on here? 900 00:57:52,521 --> 00:57:55,720 Something's come up and I have to go. 901 00:57:55,983 --> 00:57:58,735 - What? - It's personal. 902 00:57:58,819 --> 00:58:00,612 Look. I'll get Chandra and we can fix this... 903 00:58:00,696 --> 00:58:04,251 No, Gill, please. I just have to go. 904 00:58:07,036 --> 00:58:09,746 Please, don't do this to me. 905 00:58:09,830 --> 00:58:12,654 I regret it, Gill. Deeply, I do. 906 00:58:15,377 --> 00:58:18,858 Well, obviously, I can't give you a recommendation under these circumstances. 907 00:58:18,943 --> 00:58:20,882 Everywhere you go, I'll have to tell them 908 00:58:20,966 --> 00:58:22,842 about this mess you're dumping in my lap. 909 00:58:22,926 --> 00:58:24,636 I understand. 910 00:58:25,471 --> 00:58:30,162 Paperwork for the semester all wrapped up? Grades logged, evaluations, all that? 911 00:58:30,267 --> 00:58:32,853 Yes. The last couple of things, I'll take care of today. 912 00:58:33,103 --> 00:58:34,813 You're leaving that soon? 913 00:58:36,857 --> 00:58:40,069 I truly hope that eventually there are no hard feelings. 914 00:58:42,321 --> 00:58:46,075 I'll get over it. But this stinks. 915 00:58:46,867 --> 00:58:49,869 I was hoping to give you my chair in five or six years. 916 00:58:49,953 --> 00:58:51,079 (EXHALES) 917 00:58:51,163 --> 00:58:53,582 I'd have been honored to take it. 918 00:59:02,257 --> 00:59:04,175 What the hell were you thinking? 919 00:59:04,259 --> 00:59:08,013 (WORRILY) I don't know. I just... You know. 920 00:59:08,097 --> 00:59:10,181 Okay, what else did he say? 921 00:59:10,265 --> 00:59:11,475 Nothing. 922 00:59:12,810 --> 00:59:14,019 But... 923 00:59:15,604 --> 00:59:17,815 What? What else? 924 00:59:18,399 --> 00:59:21,026 I think I maybe spilled the beans a little bit. 925 00:59:21,693 --> 00:59:22,986 What beans? 926 00:59:23,278 --> 00:59:24,887 That we know about him. 927 00:59:25,531 --> 00:59:26,907 Oh, my... 928 00:59:28,117 --> 00:59:30,452 What exactly did you say? 929 00:59:30,744 --> 00:59:32,121 Um... 930 00:59:32,746 --> 00:59:36,333 Well, I... I mean, does it matter? If he knows that we know... 931 00:59:36,417 --> 00:59:38,001 Then he'll disappear for good! 932 00:59:39,336 --> 00:59:42,672 Oh, crap, Jenkins is on his way down here. He's on the road right now. 933 00:59:42,756 --> 00:59:44,883 - Well, can you call him? - Yeah. 934 00:59:46,009 --> 00:59:47,302 (ISABEL EXHALES) 935 00:59:48,470 --> 00:59:49,680 (GRUNTS) 936 00:59:52,808 --> 00:59:54,017 (NERVOUS SIGH) 937 00:59:55,519 --> 00:59:57,062 Voice mail. 938 00:59:57,813 --> 00:59:59,147 (NERVOUS SIGH) 939 00:59:59,231 --> 01:00:02,150 (WORRILY) Hey, Dr. Jenkins. It's Isabel Chang. Listen, um... 940 01:00:02,234 --> 01:00:06,821 Professor Young maybe knows we know and might be leaving here really soon. 941 01:00:06,905 --> 01:00:11,660 Please let me know what time you're gonna get here. What we should do. 942 01:00:13,120 --> 01:00:14,524 (SIGHS, GRUNTS) 943 01:00:14,955 --> 01:00:16,248 Okay. 944 01:00:17,791 --> 01:00:19,292 Let's find the guys. 945 01:00:19,376 --> 01:00:20,961 - It's gonna be okay. - All right. 946 01:00:23,255 --> 01:00:27,258 - I knew it. I just knew it. - Carolyn, please... 947 01:00:27,342 --> 01:00:30,595 What, stay calm? Don't get worked up? No, why would I? 948 01:00:30,679 --> 01:00:32,055 I'm only asking that you... 949 01:00:32,139 --> 01:00:36,226 Let you slip away quietly, huh? No muss, no fuss? 950 01:00:36,727 --> 01:00:39,354 I've left you money, of course. I don't want you to be... 951 01:00:39,438 --> 01:00:42,858 I don't need your fucking charity, John! 952 01:00:43,317 --> 01:00:45,110 I have a job. 953 01:00:46,069 --> 01:00:47,613 I need you. 954 01:00:50,199 --> 01:00:51,500 I'm sorry. 955 01:00:52,159 --> 01:00:54,536 I don't understand why you're leaving. 956 01:00:54,620 --> 01:00:57,247 I mean, the explanation part got by me somehow. 957 01:00:58,540 --> 01:01:02,627 I told you from the start that I would eventually move on. 958 01:01:02,711 --> 01:01:06,923 Yeah, but that's something people say. Like 959 01:01:07,007 --> 01:01:10,218 "I hate dogs", "I'm never getting married", "I don't want kids". 960 01:01:10,302 --> 01:01:12,554 People say that shit all the time, and guess what? 961 01:01:12,638 --> 01:01:14,889 Five years later, they're married, with kids. 962 01:01:14,973 --> 01:01:18,018 - And a dog! - Not me. 963 01:01:18,977 --> 01:01:21,063 Well, apparently not. 964 01:01:23,429 --> 01:01:25,139 Oh, Jesus, John... 965 01:01:26,235 --> 01:01:30,656 How can a man with so much passion be so cold? 966 01:01:31,638 --> 01:01:33,515 What was this to you? 967 01:01:34,159 --> 01:01:36,119 I've told you how I feel. 968 01:01:38,288 --> 01:01:42,375 Because I'm leaving does not mean that I don't care about you. 969 01:01:42,459 --> 01:01:44,253 Oh, wow. 970 01:01:45,212 --> 01:01:47,843 That's all I'm going to get out of you, isn't it? 971 01:01:48,173 --> 01:01:50,550 - Carolyn... - No, just save it. Look. 972 01:01:50,634 --> 01:01:54,596 I'll be back in a few days. I assume you'll be gone by then? 973 01:01:54,859 --> 01:01:56,059 Yes. 974 01:01:57,474 --> 01:02:00,519 Well, Merry Christmas, John. 975 01:02:01,603 --> 01:02:03,313 Thanks for everything. 976 01:02:05,857 --> 01:02:07,567 (FOOTSTEPS DEPART) 977 01:02:07,651 --> 01:02:09,611 (BREATHES DEEPLY) 978 01:02:17,035 --> 01:02:18,954 Well, just keep him there. 979 01:02:19,288 --> 01:02:21,956 How are we supposed to do that? 980 01:02:22,040 --> 01:02:27,212 I don't know. But just keep him there. I'm still about two hours away. 981 01:02:28,255 --> 01:02:30,591 You can't get here any faster? 982 01:02:32,134 --> 01:02:36,096 No. I can only go so fast. 983 01:02:36,597 --> 01:02:40,726 But don't tell him I'm coming. That'll only make him leave faster. 984 01:02:41,476 --> 01:02:43,228 Alright. Do your best. 985 01:02:43,312 --> 01:02:46,732 Yes, I will do my best. 986 01:02:47,774 --> 01:02:49,025 (ISABEL EXHALES) 987 01:02:49,109 --> 01:02:53,112 - Just keep him there? How? - We know where he lives. 988 01:02:53,196 --> 01:02:55,949 Oh. You wanna go talk to him again? 989 01:02:56,199 --> 01:02:58,493 You think that's the best course of action right now? 990 01:02:58,577 --> 01:03:02,489 What choice do we have? If we don't go see him now, we'll never see him again. 991 01:03:04,583 --> 01:03:06,084 Let's go. 992 01:03:10,881 --> 01:03:12,674 (FIRE CRACKLING) 993 01:03:33,111 --> 01:03:34,655 (SNIFFLES) 994 01:03:41,662 --> 01:03:43,913 - Hello. - Please don't leave yet. 995 01:03:43,997 --> 01:03:45,999 Just stay one more night. 996 01:03:46,083 --> 01:03:48,357 - Have dinner with us. - We only want to talk. 997 01:03:49,086 --> 01:03:52,005 I think it's best for everybody if I hit the road now. 998 01:03:52,089 --> 01:03:54,756 Please, Professor. I have so many questions for you. 999 01:03:54,841 --> 01:03:58,261 I'm sure my replacement will be at least as knowledgeable as I am. 1000 01:03:58,345 --> 01:04:00,347 You know that's not what we mean. 1001 01:04:01,556 --> 01:04:03,683 (EXHALES) I don't know what you want from me. 1002 01:04:03,767 --> 01:04:06,269 - We don't want anything from you. - I want to learn from you. 1003 01:04:06,353 --> 01:04:08,230 This looks a lot more like stalking. 1004 01:04:09,106 --> 01:04:10,941 We read the book. 1005 01:04:11,566 --> 01:04:13,068 (NERVOUS CHUCKLE) 1006 01:04:16,530 --> 01:04:18,532 Don't deny that you're John Oldman. 1007 01:04:20,575 --> 01:04:21,785 I see. 1008 01:04:25,288 --> 01:04:28,458 I'm-I'm sorry. It's fiction. 1009 01:04:30,919 --> 01:04:33,421 Yes, I knew Art Jenkins. 1010 01:04:33,505 --> 01:04:37,342 And yes, we gathered at my cabin. And played a game. 1011 01:04:37,426 --> 01:04:41,805 A game. A bunch of eggheads playing intellectual charades. 1012 01:04:42,139 --> 01:04:44,349 Maybe it went too far. 1013 01:04:44,599 --> 01:04:48,770 Art got angry and I guess this was his response. 1014 01:04:49,229 --> 01:04:51,064 And it's my understanding that 1015 01:04:51,148 --> 01:04:53,746 things have not gone well for him since its publication. 1016 01:04:53,859 --> 01:04:55,527 Early retirement. 1017 01:04:56,111 --> 01:04:57,945 Laughed out of academia. 1018 01:04:58,029 --> 01:05:02,075 That can happen when you publish a science fiction novel as fact. 1019 01:05:02,784 --> 01:05:05,577 So you're saying it's all lies. That Jenkins just made the whole thing up. 1020 01:05:05,662 --> 01:05:09,207 I'm saying that just because you write a book and call it 'non-fiction' 1021 01:05:09,291 --> 01:05:11,293 doesn't make it true. 1022 01:05:13,545 --> 01:05:15,667 You're safe with us. 1023 01:05:15,839 --> 01:05:19,746 We respect you and want to help you spread the word. 1024 01:05:21,636 --> 01:05:24,055 - What word? - The word... 1025 01:05:26,099 --> 01:05:27,481 of God. 1026 01:05:27,976 --> 01:05:30,353 You think I'm trying to spread the word of God? 1027 01:05:30,437 --> 01:05:32,560 - Aren't you? - No. 1028 01:05:32,814 --> 01:05:35,872 I am a teacher, not a preacher. 1029 01:05:36,693 --> 01:05:38,236 Jesus was a teacher. 1030 01:05:38,320 --> 01:05:40,988 His last words were: "Go ye into the world and teach all nations." 1031 01:05:41,072 --> 01:05:44,409 - You said that. - Maybe in class. I teach the Bible. 1032 01:05:44,493 --> 01:05:48,079 You are the living embodiment of Jesus Christ. You are Him. 1033 01:05:48,163 --> 01:05:49,868 Always have been, and still are. 1034 01:05:50,040 --> 01:05:52,333 That is... What's the word I'm looking for? 1035 01:05:52,417 --> 01:05:54,169 Nuts. 1036 01:05:54,795 --> 01:05:57,047 I'm not even Christian. 1037 01:05:59,216 --> 01:06:01,752 Were you or were you not Jesus? 1038 01:06:06,389 --> 01:06:09,016 Whatever it is you kids are looking for, 1039 01:06:09,100 --> 01:06:11,812 whatever it is you think I can tell you... 1040 01:06:12,771 --> 01:06:16,105 You're going to have to find it somewhere else. 1041 01:06:18,026 --> 01:06:19,823 Alright, Professor. 1042 01:06:21,154 --> 01:06:25,325 - Have a good life. - A good, long life. 1043 01:06:31,456 --> 01:06:32,665 (TASER CRACKLING) (GRUNTS) 1044 01:06:32,749 --> 01:06:34,000 (BODY THUMPS) 1045 01:06:34,626 --> 01:06:36,419 Oh, shit. 1046 01:06:37,254 --> 01:06:38,588 - What happened? - What did you do? 1047 01:06:38,672 --> 01:06:40,840 - I just tried to keep him here. - So you killed him? 1048 01:06:40,924 --> 01:06:43,301 I didn't kill him. I tased him. He hit his head. 1049 01:06:43,385 --> 01:06:45,109 Is he breathing? 1050 01:06:48,390 --> 01:06:49,683 Well? 1051 01:06:50,016 --> 01:06:52,644 - Yeah, he's alive. - You are a lunatic. 1052 01:06:53,144 --> 01:06:55,897 - We have to call an ambulance. - Hang on, hang on. Wait. 1053 01:06:55,981 --> 01:06:59,818 What, you wanna make sure he's dead? You wanna be the guy who killed the immortal? 1054 01:07:00,277 --> 01:07:02,361 - Well... - Hello? 1055 01:07:02,445 --> 01:07:04,363 If Jenkins' story is true... 1056 01:07:04,447 --> 01:07:06,199 Then he's been through a lot worse. 1057 01:07:06,283 --> 01:07:09,369 You are insane. We have to get him to a doctor. 1058 01:07:10,370 --> 01:07:12,330 - ISABEL: (NERVOUS) Hello? - What did you take? 1059 01:07:12,414 --> 01:07:14,957 - I'm sorry, I can't hear you. - Art. 1060 01:07:15,041 --> 01:07:16,709 Art Jenkins. 1061 01:07:16,793 --> 01:07:18,352 Dr. Jenkins. What's up? 1062 01:07:18,753 --> 01:07:21,172 My car died. Piece of crap. 1063 01:07:21,464 --> 01:07:25,134 I'm broken down by the side of the road. You didn't let John leave, did you? 1064 01:07:25,218 --> 01:07:27,804 - Please tell me you didn't. - He's still here. 1065 01:07:27,888 --> 01:07:32,308 - Where are you? - I don't know. Red Bluff. 1066 01:07:32,392 --> 01:07:34,477 That's about an hour away. 1067 01:07:35,228 --> 01:07:37,731 - His car broke down in Red Bluff. - Where's that? 1068 01:07:38,690 --> 01:07:43,444 - Can you tell me exactly where you are? - It's where the 99 meets the 5. 1069 01:07:43,528 --> 01:07:47,711 There's a motel, and a lot of dirt. 1070 01:07:47,796 --> 01:07:51,661 - Can't he just take an Uber? - You guys go. I've got this. 1071 01:07:52,412 --> 01:07:54,580 Okay, Dr. Jenkins. We're gonna come pick you up. 1072 01:07:54,664 --> 01:07:56,415 Just stay there. 1073 01:07:56,499 --> 01:07:59,210 We're on our way. We'll call when we're close, okay? 1074 01:07:59,294 --> 01:08:01,421 Okay. Thank you. 1075 01:08:03,214 --> 01:08:06,134 (GRUNTS LOUDLY) God dammit! 1076 01:08:06,572 --> 01:08:09,345 Okay, so is there anything else that I should be doing? 1077 01:08:09,429 --> 01:08:11,306 How long until you get here? Okay. 1078 01:08:11,848 --> 01:08:14,935 Yeah. Okay, okay, I'll see you soon. Thank you. 1079 01:08:15,852 --> 01:08:16,936 Okay, just... 1080 01:08:17,020 --> 01:08:19,063 You guys go. Ambulance is on the way, okay? 1081 01:08:19,147 --> 01:08:22,316 - And take the idiot with you. - Are you sure? 1082 01:08:22,400 --> 01:08:24,694 - Yeah, I got it. - Oh, my God. 1083 01:08:24,778 --> 01:08:28,739 What's gonna happen when he wakes up? He's gonna be so pissed. 1084 01:08:28,823 --> 01:08:30,784 Well, he forgave Judas. 1085 01:08:32,619 --> 01:08:33,828 Let's go. 1086 01:08:39,918 --> 01:08:43,922 (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING) (DUCT TAPE RIPPING) 1087 01:09:05,735 --> 01:09:07,445 (GRUNTS, COUGHS) 1088 01:09:31,219 --> 01:09:32,554 Philip. 1089 01:09:34,889 --> 01:09:36,808 You need to release me. 1090 01:09:39,060 --> 01:09:40,370 Philip. 1091 01:09:40,854 --> 01:09:42,981 What am I doing here? 1092 01:09:44,816 --> 01:09:47,485 You've kidnapped me. Do you realize that? 1093 01:09:49,738 --> 01:09:51,573 We just wanted you to stay. 1094 01:09:51,823 --> 01:09:53,741 I wanted to go. 1095 01:09:53,825 --> 01:09:56,160 So you knocked me out and tied me to a chair. 1096 01:09:56,244 --> 01:09:57,495 No, um... 1097 01:09:57,688 --> 01:09:59,360 Cut me loose. 1098 01:09:59,664 --> 01:10:02,709 I'll leave. You'll never hear from me again. 1099 01:10:03,335 --> 01:10:04,586 I'm sorry. 1100 01:10:06,713 --> 01:10:08,923 - I can't. - Yes, you can. 1101 01:10:09,174 --> 01:10:11,968 Just cut the tape and walk away. 1102 01:10:13,219 --> 01:10:15,930 Do you want something to drink? 1103 01:10:16,890 --> 01:10:18,183 No. 1104 01:10:20,060 --> 01:10:21,519 Why are you doing this? 1105 01:10:23,396 --> 01:10:24,689 Philip! 1106 01:10:27,901 --> 01:10:29,486 I want to know the truth. 1107 01:10:30,195 --> 01:10:31,863 You want to know the truth. 1108 01:10:34,446 --> 01:10:35,697 Where are the others? 1109 01:10:35,867 --> 01:10:37,699 They'll be back soon. 1110 01:10:39,537 --> 01:10:44,375 So is there a plan, or are you guys just winging it? 1111 01:10:44,505 --> 01:10:48,337 I mean, am I going to be tortured for information? I don't 1112 01:10:48,421 --> 01:10:51,966 know where the bomb is hidden, I don't have any gold treasure stashing. 1113 01:10:52,050 --> 01:10:54,427 They just went to go get Dr. Jenkins. 1114 01:10:54,511 --> 01:10:56,667 Art. (SCOFFS) 1115 01:10:57,055 --> 01:10:59,575 Art is an angry, bitter man. 1116 01:10:59,933 --> 01:11:02,059 He does not have our best interest at heart. 1117 01:11:02,143 --> 01:11:03,936 He only wants to talk to you. 1118 01:11:04,020 --> 01:11:04,937 (SCOFFS) 1119 01:11:05,021 --> 01:11:06,880 I'm tied to a chair 1120 01:11:07,310 --> 01:11:09,287 and Art wants to talk to me. 1121 01:11:09,984 --> 01:11:13,238 I'm concerned for your safety. You need to cut me loose. 1122 01:11:19,244 --> 01:11:21,162 Where do you worship, Philip? 1123 01:11:22,288 --> 01:11:24,915 I mean, I'm assuming that you worship somewhere because you seem... 1124 01:11:24,999 --> 01:11:27,961 Will you please just stop talking? Please. 1125 01:11:29,045 --> 01:11:31,213 Wouldn't sitting here in silence be much worse? 1126 01:11:31,297 --> 01:11:33,507 I don't know, okay? I'm just trying to think. 1127 01:11:33,591 --> 01:11:35,677 Okay. (SIGHS DEEPLY) 1128 01:11:49,691 --> 01:11:52,402 It's the Jubilee Christian Fellowship, my church. 1129 01:11:53,903 --> 01:11:58,783 I've heard of it. You live locally with your mother, right? 1130 01:12:00,618 --> 01:12:02,276 She attends as well? 1131 01:12:03,037 --> 01:12:04,247 Yeah. 1132 01:12:05,206 --> 01:12:07,333 She know where you are right now? 1133 01:12:09,377 --> 01:12:10,969 She's at a retreat. 1134 01:12:11,337 --> 01:12:12,671 What kind? 1135 01:12:12,755 --> 01:12:15,341 Transformation Conference. It's about 1136 01:12:17,218 --> 01:12:19,137 preparing for the future. 1137 01:12:20,638 --> 01:12:22,157 Protecting the church. 1138 01:12:22,473 --> 01:12:26,143 So she's very involved. Both of you are. 1139 01:12:26,227 --> 01:12:30,231 Yeah, it's her mostly, because I'm busy with school. 1140 01:12:30,607 --> 01:12:33,151 You'll be more involved after you graduate, right? 1141 01:12:34,736 --> 01:12:37,071 - These... - I have questions, okay? 1142 01:12:37,822 --> 01:12:40,241 I have some questions. Will you answer them? 1143 01:12:40,325 --> 01:12:42,202 To the best of my ability. 1144 01:12:44,537 --> 01:12:47,457 - I want to... - You want to talk about Jesus. 1145 01:12:52,045 --> 01:12:53,338 Okay. 1146 01:12:56,090 --> 01:13:00,345 You believe the Bible as the word of God, right? 1147 01:13:00,678 --> 01:13:02,013 Absolutely. 1148 01:13:02,430 --> 01:13:04,307 How did you come to that belief? 1149 01:13:07,769 --> 01:13:10,897 Um... Growing up, my dad drank. 1150 01:13:12,774 --> 01:13:16,069 (SNIFFLES) And he hit my mother, so we got out of there. 1151 01:13:16,903 --> 01:13:19,095 Some people took us in and they, uh... 1152 01:13:19,739 --> 01:13:24,035 They brought us to the church, and it saved us, really. 1153 01:13:27,497 --> 01:13:31,459 We were baptized. Born again. 1154 01:13:32,835 --> 01:13:37,089 And you now have a personal relationship with Jesus Christ as your savior? 1155 01:13:37,173 --> 01:13:38,800 Yes, sir, I do. 1156 01:13:40,093 --> 01:13:42,303 What would he want you to do now? 1157 01:13:44,138 --> 01:13:47,225 I don't know. Why don't you tell me? 1158 01:13:49,602 --> 01:13:51,729 Who exactly do you think I am? 1159 01:13:51,980 --> 01:13:53,498 I don't know. 1160 01:13:53,982 --> 01:13:57,527 I don't know. You're certainly the best professor that I've ever had. 1161 01:13:58,361 --> 01:14:00,804 And you know more about the Bible than even Pastor Michaels, 1162 01:14:00,889 --> 01:14:03,100 plus every other religion besides. 1163 01:14:04,492 --> 01:14:06,577 Most of my teachers, they don't... 1164 01:14:07,537 --> 01:14:08,997 They won't... 1165 01:14:09,372 --> 01:14:12,666 acknowledge the central truth of scripture. They 1166 01:14:12,750 --> 01:14:17,714 believe that faith and science can't co-exist and that's just not true. 1167 01:14:18,756 --> 01:14:20,758 That's not how you teach it. 1168 01:14:21,676 --> 01:14:25,638 That just means I'm a decent teacher. Right? 1169 01:14:27,640 --> 01:14:32,103 I met Isabel freshman year. It was in your Intro class. 1170 01:14:33,855 --> 01:14:37,253 She was the first one of us to realize there's just something 1171 01:14:37,650 --> 01:14:40,528 different about you and... 1172 01:14:41,779 --> 01:14:43,281 The way you spoke. 1173 01:14:46,951 --> 01:14:49,995 I mean, you saved that janitor's life. 1174 01:14:50,079 --> 01:14:52,165 That was just CPR, you could do it. 1175 01:14:52,498 --> 01:14:54,375 You talked that girl out of suicide. 1176 01:14:54,459 --> 01:14:56,669 She just needed someone to hear her. 1177 01:14:56,753 --> 01:14:59,672 Yeah, but there's all the other weird stuff, too. You know, like 1178 01:14:59,756 --> 01:15:01,757 how there's no pictures of you anywhere. 1179 01:15:01,841 --> 01:15:04,343 There's no record of you online before you started teaching at the school. 1180 01:15:04,427 --> 01:15:08,222 I've got my own reasons for wanting to be very private these days. 1181 01:15:09,307 --> 01:15:10,516 That's all. 1182 01:15:13,478 --> 01:15:15,562 I mean, on one hand 1183 01:15:15,646 --> 01:15:20,318 what if God really did send His Son to Earth to spread His word. 1184 01:15:21,486 --> 01:15:23,737 Maybe you're exactly how He'd do it, right? 1185 01:15:23,821 --> 01:15:26,824 Allow a man to live for thousands and thousands of years, 1186 01:15:26,908 --> 01:15:28,534 traveling the world, collecting 1187 01:15:28,618 --> 01:15:32,705 all of this knowledge and wisdom, and once he's finally got it 1188 01:15:32,789 --> 01:15:34,582 he starts preaching. 1189 01:15:35,458 --> 01:15:39,107 What he's saying is the truth, so people grasp it right away. 1190 01:15:39,629 --> 01:15:42,798 It's like Christianity. It took over the world in just a couple of hundred years. 1191 01:15:42,882 --> 01:15:44,092 Yes, it did. 1192 01:15:48,262 --> 01:15:51,599 - It makes a certain kind of sense. - And you want to believe that story. 1193 01:15:54,769 --> 01:15:56,896 I'm not sure. Because 1194 01:15:57,563 --> 01:16:00,692 if you are Jesus, then 1195 01:16:01,526 --> 01:16:03,778 that means that the Bible is just 1196 01:16:06,322 --> 01:16:07,581 fiction. 1197 01:16:08,950 --> 01:16:10,367 I need... 1198 01:16:10,451 --> 01:16:13,371 I want to know the truth. I need to know the truth. Can you 1199 01:16:14,122 --> 01:16:16,191 just tell me the truth, please? 1200 01:16:16,499 --> 01:16:19,214 If I tell you the truth, Philip, will you let me go? 1201 01:16:20,878 --> 01:16:22,338 Yeah, I guess so. 1202 01:16:22,922 --> 01:16:26,050 - Okay, I want you to listen very carefully. - Okay, just wait a second... 1203 01:16:26,134 --> 01:16:30,743 Two thousand years ago, I stood on a hill in Galilee 1204 01:16:31,222 --> 01:16:32,556 and I spoke 1205 01:16:32,640 --> 01:16:36,644 some basic spiritual truths I'd picked up over the years. 1206 01:16:37,270 --> 01:16:40,731 And when the gospels were written, they called me Christ. 1207 01:16:40,815 --> 01:16:43,067 But frankly, the whole thing got a lot bigger 1208 01:16:43,151 --> 01:16:46,237 and went in a very different direction than I ever intended. 1209 01:16:46,904 --> 01:16:51,370 It got violent and scary and I took off. 1210 01:16:51,659 --> 01:16:53,909 I've kept my head down ever since. 1211 01:16:54,912 --> 01:16:59,333 And I have to move on far more often than I would like. 1212 01:16:59,417 --> 01:17:00,584 (ETHEREAL MUSIC PLAYING) 1213 01:17:00,668 --> 01:17:02,962 But lately something's changed. 1214 01:17:03,754 --> 01:17:08,300 I'm getting lines in my face, gray hair. I don't heal as fast as I used to. 1215 01:17:08,384 --> 01:17:10,469 And I don't know if it's something in the air, 1216 01:17:10,553 --> 01:17:14,771 or in the water, the food. Something in my blood, or DNA... 1217 01:17:14,856 --> 01:17:19,193 or a ticking time bomb in my soul. I feel different. 1218 01:17:20,980 --> 01:17:22,565 Are you dying? 1219 01:17:23,399 --> 01:17:27,778 I don't know. Maybe. Maybe I'm just changing. 1220 01:17:28,789 --> 01:17:30,040 Into what? 1221 01:17:32,950 --> 01:17:37,538 If your time is limited, it's more important now than ever for you to come forward. 1222 01:17:37,622 --> 01:17:41,626 For you to spread the word as only you can. 1223 01:17:43,711 --> 01:17:47,757 I've thought about it a lot and I want to help. 1224 01:17:48,799 --> 01:17:52,011 There is so much pain and suffering. 1225 01:17:54,263 --> 01:17:58,351 The New Testament said that I would return, but the truth is I never left. 1226 01:17:59,685 --> 01:18:02,062 The Book of Revelation says that 1227 01:18:02,146 --> 01:18:06,108 Jesus will rule over this planet with his believers for a thousand years. 1228 01:18:06,400 --> 01:18:10,196 Shouldn't there be a better way to help people than ruling over them like a king? 1229 01:18:11,864 --> 01:18:15,504 But what about the Rapture, where the Dead in Christ will rise? 1230 01:18:15,618 --> 01:18:19,580 Why not bring them into the light now? Why condemn them to darkness? 1231 01:18:19,664 --> 01:18:22,333 Because they've condemned themselves to darkness. 1232 01:18:22,708 --> 01:18:24,151 That's harsh. 1233 01:18:24,335 --> 01:18:28,143 No, it isn't. That's the fate of those who haven't been saved. 1234 01:18:28,228 --> 01:18:30,632 As the fate of those who've abandoned their faith. 1235 01:18:30,716 --> 01:18:36,323 Everyone can be saved. Everyone can find peace and love. 1236 01:18:36,931 --> 01:18:41,727 Why not create a Heaven on Earth now? We can help do that. 1237 01:18:42,853 --> 01:18:46,607 But right now I need your help. 1238 01:18:47,525 --> 01:18:48,752 What can I do? 1239 01:18:49,485 --> 01:18:51,237 It's time to cut me loose. 1240 01:18:57,827 --> 01:18:59,245 Yeah, okay. 1241 01:19:14,385 --> 01:19:16,095 Okay, what's your plan? 1242 01:19:16,605 --> 01:19:18,524 One step at a time. 1243 01:19:19,681 --> 01:19:22,600 If you're the Son of God, why can't you just cut yourself loose? 1244 01:19:22,685 --> 01:19:23,852 (SCOFFS) 1245 01:19:23,936 --> 01:19:26,230 Son of Man. No magical powers. 1246 01:19:29,108 --> 01:19:30,943 Okay, you want a plan. 1247 01:19:31,360 --> 01:19:33,278 There are many paths to enlightenment, 1248 01:19:33,362 --> 01:19:36,281 including the born-again experience that you've had. 1249 01:19:36,365 --> 01:19:38,951 But there are equally valid paths. 1250 01:19:39,036 --> 01:19:40,474 No, there aren't. 1251 01:19:41,037 --> 01:19:43,997 It says in Matthew 18:3... 1252 01:19:44,081 --> 01:19:45,290 Um... 1253 01:19:45,374 --> 01:19:47,125 Jesus tells his disciples: 1254 01:19:47,209 --> 01:19:49,336 "Except ye be converted, and become as little children, 1255 01:19:49,420 --> 01:19:51,255 ye shall not enter into the kingdom of Heaven." 1256 01:19:51,339 --> 01:19:53,549 There are other approaches to enlightenment that have been practiced 1257 01:19:53,633 --> 01:19:56,593 throughout time across the globe. 1258 01:19:56,741 --> 01:19:59,263 Why wouldn't we draw on that experience, and that wisdom? 1259 01:19:59,347 --> 01:20:02,808 But do these other paths involve the cleansing blood of Christ? Because... 1260 01:20:02,892 --> 01:20:05,741 The path is less important than the goal: 1261 01:20:05,936 --> 01:20:08,730 a personal transformation... 1262 01:20:08,814 --> 01:20:11,191 that enables us 1263 01:20:11,275 --> 01:20:13,610 to empathize with others and bring 1264 01:20:13,971 --> 01:20:16,364 Heaven here on Earth right now. 1265 01:20:16,781 --> 01:20:20,826 Rational humans have existed on this planet for 200,000 years. 1266 01:20:21,369 --> 01:20:25,581 Right? The New Testament has only existed for a fraction of that time, Philip. 1267 01:20:25,665 --> 01:20:29,585 No, no. This is liberal theological nonsense. 1268 01:20:29,710 --> 01:20:31,420 What, so you're a Methodist now? 1269 01:20:32,880 --> 01:20:34,923 - I'm not being clear... - Nah, you know what? 1270 01:20:35,007 --> 01:20:36,550 I've had a personal relationship 1271 01:20:36,634 --> 01:20:39,480 with Jesus Christ as my savior for the past ten years now. 1272 01:20:39,565 --> 01:20:40,929 I think I know who Jesus is, 1273 01:20:41,013 --> 01:20:43,765 and I can tell you right now you don't sound anything like him. 1274 01:20:43,849 --> 01:20:46,518 I don't know which translation of the Bible you've read, 1275 01:20:46,602 --> 01:20:49,188 - whose version... - It's so seductive, isn't it? 1276 01:20:49,897 --> 01:20:54,026 It's so seductive. The desire to believe you is so strong. 1277 01:20:56,569 --> 01:20:58,446 But if word of your existence got out 1278 01:20:58,531 --> 01:21:02,618 and Isabel had her way and people started worshipping you, it could destroy the world. 1279 01:21:02,702 --> 01:21:05,246 I have no intention of starting a religion. 1280 01:21:09,792 --> 01:21:12,461 You're a real smooth talker, Professor Young. 1281 01:21:16,090 --> 01:21:20,317 While you're certainly not Jesus, you do remind me of someone else from the Bible. 1282 01:21:20,928 --> 01:21:24,014 Someone with miraculous powers of persuasion. 1283 01:21:25,349 --> 01:21:28,018 Someone obsessed with transforming the world, 1284 01:21:28,102 --> 01:21:30,604 overturning the true message of the Bible. 1285 01:21:32,898 --> 01:21:34,525 You're not Jesus Christ. 1286 01:21:35,901 --> 01:21:37,570 You're the Anti-Christ. 1287 01:21:39,697 --> 01:21:42,407 Cut me loose, Philip, so we can discuss this rationally, please. 1288 01:21:42,491 --> 01:21:43,450 (LAUGHS MOCKINGLY) 1289 01:21:43,534 --> 01:21:46,495 Sure, yeah. Cut loose the Anti-Christ. 1290 01:21:47,371 --> 01:21:51,000 - What harm could possibly come from that? - Why don't you listen to yourself? 1291 01:21:52,001 --> 01:21:56,070 A minute earlier, you're prepared to believe that I'm Jesus. Now... 1292 01:21:56,422 --> 01:21:57,757 I'm the Anti-Christ. 1293 01:21:58,007 --> 01:21:59,925 I'm not sure who you are. 1294 01:22:01,302 --> 01:22:04,680 Maybe you're just a regular guy who's a really good story teller. 1295 01:22:05,264 --> 01:22:07,182 But you're the one who claimed to be Jesus, 1296 01:22:07,266 --> 01:22:09,926 and right now, you sound more like the Great Deceiver. 1297 01:22:10,060 --> 01:22:12,521 Do you even know what the Anti-Christ is? 1298 01:22:13,564 --> 01:22:15,900 The concept doesn't exist in the Bible. 1299 01:22:16,901 --> 01:22:21,517 It's a distortion that superstitious monks created by pulling 1300 01:22:21,602 --> 01:22:23,990 completely unrelated passages together. 1301 01:22:24,074 --> 01:22:26,952 Now the word "Antichrist" 1302 01:22:27,036 --> 01:22:29,497 appears in the Epistles of John... 1303 01:22:30,122 --> 01:22:32,374 but it never refers to a single person. 1304 01:22:32,458 --> 01:22:34,918 You know that I'm talking about the really really bad guy 1305 01:22:35,002 --> 01:22:37,802 from the Book of Revelation, whatever medieval monks named him. 1306 01:22:38,005 --> 01:22:41,133 Okay. What malevolent creature 1307 01:22:41,217 --> 01:22:45,041 from the Book of Revelation do I remotely resemble to you? 1308 01:22:47,473 --> 01:22:49,557 There's the seven-headed Beast 1309 01:22:50,810 --> 01:22:52,561 who is wounded to death. 1310 01:22:53,604 --> 01:22:56,524 His wounds miraculously heal. You can do that. 1311 01:22:58,150 --> 01:23:01,403 The Beast blasphemes God and Heaven, 1312 01:23:01,488 --> 01:23:03,989 much like your theology of many paths. 1313 01:23:04,073 --> 01:23:06,283 Ultimately everyone left on Earth is 1314 01:23:06,367 --> 01:23:10,036 worshiping him. Seems like you're pushing for a similar plan. 1315 01:23:10,223 --> 01:23:12,540 All that's missing is the 666. 1316 01:23:13,958 --> 01:23:15,792 You got any tattoos? 1317 01:23:15,876 --> 01:23:17,086 (SCOFFS) 1318 01:23:17,711 --> 01:23:20,235 The nonsense about the Beast 1319 01:23:20,714 --> 01:23:23,592 is fantasy literature and nothing more. 1320 01:23:25,094 --> 01:23:27,623 You really don't believe in the Bible, do you? 1321 01:23:27,763 --> 01:23:30,474 It's a book, written by people. 1322 01:23:32,476 --> 01:23:35,854 Whatever you are, you're a serious enemy of the Bible, 1323 01:23:35,938 --> 01:23:38,940 and your message could have catastrophic effects on the Christian faith. 1324 01:23:39,024 --> 01:23:40,776 You are a threat. 1325 01:23:40,860 --> 01:23:42,486 I just want to be left alone. 1326 01:23:42,570 --> 01:23:44,446 I don't believe you. 1327 01:23:47,366 --> 01:23:48,867 I haven't lied to you once. 1328 01:23:48,951 --> 01:23:50,744 Hah! 1329 01:23:50,828 --> 01:23:52,288 I have an idea. 1330 01:23:52,538 --> 01:23:54,456 Let's have a little test of faith. 1331 01:23:55,374 --> 01:23:56,750 For me or for you? 1332 01:23:57,251 --> 01:23:58,632 Both of us. 1333 01:24:00,212 --> 01:24:01,797 I know what I believe in. 1334 01:24:02,840 --> 01:24:06,135 Okay. So if I am the Beast 1335 01:24:07,386 --> 01:24:10,431 what do you think God would have you do with me? 1336 01:24:12,808 --> 01:24:14,126 Probably kill you. 1337 01:24:14,268 --> 01:24:17,521 Then do it. Let's end this. 1338 01:24:18,188 --> 01:24:20,857 I didn't exactly say you were the Anti-Christ. 1339 01:24:20,941 --> 01:24:23,527 I just said it could be a possibility. 1340 01:24:23,611 --> 01:24:25,153 Well, that's good news. 1341 01:24:25,237 --> 01:24:27,274 If you're not going to kill me for being the Beast, 1342 01:24:27,359 --> 01:24:29,115 you're going to have to let me go sometime. 1343 01:24:29,199 --> 01:24:31,618 There's still the possibility that you could be Jesus, and I can't let you go 1344 01:24:31,702 --> 01:24:32,968 until I know one way or the other. 1345 01:24:33,203 --> 01:24:34,830 I already told you I was. 1346 01:24:34,914 --> 01:24:36,540 That doesn't prove anything. 1347 01:24:38,042 --> 01:24:41,127 Then plunge your knife into me and find out for sure. 1348 01:24:41,253 --> 01:24:45,339 If I'm Jesus, I'll survive. Or die and be reborn. 1349 01:24:45,966 --> 01:24:49,094 Maybe you're just a manipulative story teller, and I'd be a murderer. 1350 01:24:49,178 --> 01:24:50,804 That's right. 1351 01:24:50,888 --> 01:24:56,060 But it still comes down to the same choices: stab me or let me go. 1352 01:24:58,604 --> 01:25:02,191 So just, stick this knife in your eye or something? 1353 01:25:02,942 --> 01:25:05,027 Why not place it on my right side? 1354 01:25:06,195 --> 01:25:09,281 - Like the Roman soldier with the spear. - Yes. 1355 01:25:11,659 --> 01:25:15,745 So you want me to stab you right now as an act of faith. 1356 01:25:15,889 --> 01:25:17,414 I didn't say that. 1357 01:25:19,291 --> 01:25:20,584 But what if I want to? 1358 01:25:20,668 --> 01:25:21,960 Then you would be... 1359 01:25:22,044 --> 01:25:23,712 (FLESH TEARS) (JOHN GRUNTS) 1360 01:25:23,796 --> 01:25:25,005 Philip. 1361 01:25:33,305 --> 01:25:34,723 P-Professor? 1362 01:25:35,891 --> 01:25:37,393 P-Professor Young? 1363 01:25:39,144 --> 01:25:41,897 J-Jesus Christ. What... 1364 01:25:43,065 --> 01:25:45,067 (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING) (KNIFE CLATTERS) 1365 01:25:56,328 --> 01:25:57,913 (SNIFFLING, CRYING) 1366 01:26:14,471 --> 01:26:18,683 Hi, you've reached Philip. Sorry I can't get to the phone right now... 1367 01:26:18,767 --> 01:26:20,416 No answer. 1368 01:26:20,769 --> 01:26:22,896 (BEEP) Philip, what's up? Where are you? 1369 01:26:22,980 --> 01:26:25,566 We have Dr. Jenkins, we're really close. Call me. 1370 01:26:27,026 --> 01:26:30,987 So what's your problem with him, anyway? Hm? 1371 01:26:31,071 --> 01:26:33,531 - Me? - Yeah. What'd he ever do to you? 1372 01:26:33,616 --> 01:26:37,661 Aside from the fact that he ruined my life? That problem? 1373 01:26:37,745 --> 01:26:38,662 (SCOFFS) 1374 01:26:38,746 --> 01:26:40,622 Don't get salty, dude. 1375 01:26:41,290 --> 01:26:43,125 What happened, Dr. Jenkins? 1376 01:26:43,459 --> 01:26:45,419 Well, you read my book, Isabel. Yes? 1377 01:26:46,670 --> 01:26:50,187 You were all good friends, academic peers... 1378 01:26:50,549 --> 01:26:54,427 He told you his story one night, then "just kidding" and poof, he vanished. 1379 01:26:54,511 --> 01:26:58,879 I was angry. I felt betrayed. We all felt betrayed. 1380 01:26:59,099 --> 01:27:02,227 And I left there that evening, wanting to expose him for the lunatic 1381 01:27:02,311 --> 01:27:05,689 - that I thought he was. - So you became a ninja stalker. 1382 01:27:06,940 --> 01:27:10,110 I'd given up hope of finding him until I saw your email. 1383 01:27:10,194 --> 01:27:14,073 But that doesn't explain how you went from a skeptic to a believer. 1384 01:27:14,448 --> 01:27:16,492 I'm an archaeologist. 1385 01:27:16,992 --> 01:27:20,704 I dug deep, looking for the truth, but I 1386 01:27:20,788 --> 01:27:25,584 couldn't disprove his fantastic story. 1387 01:27:25,918 --> 01:27:29,129 So I published. And... 1388 01:27:29,290 --> 01:27:31,625 Got run out of Dodge on a rail. 1389 01:27:32,382 --> 01:27:34,259 Sucks to be you. 1390 01:27:36,220 --> 01:27:37,554 Tara... 1391 01:27:38,055 --> 01:27:40,057 No, I would agree. 1392 01:27:49,441 --> 01:27:51,651 I guess the ambulance has already come and gone. 1393 01:27:51,735 --> 01:27:53,945 Well, they left the front door open. Maybe there's a note. 1394 01:27:54,029 --> 01:27:57,198 Start calling hospitals. There can't be that many in this town. 1395 01:27:57,282 --> 01:28:02,078 - Professor Young's truck is gone. - Hello? Anybody home? 1396 01:28:02,162 --> 01:28:06,500 Still no answer. Philip, what's up? Where are you? 1397 01:28:16,385 --> 01:28:17,703 Hello? 1398 01:28:18,341 --> 01:28:20,427 (FLOORBOARD CREAKING) 1399 01:28:25,227 --> 01:28:27,929 - Look, there's blood. - Oh, no. 1400 01:28:40,075 --> 01:28:41,326 Oh, shit. 1401 01:28:41,410 --> 01:28:44,746 Okay, okay. What went on here? 1402 01:28:44,830 --> 01:28:48,083 I don't know. Philip said he was calling an ambulance. 1403 01:28:48,167 --> 01:28:49,667 You need to call the police. 1404 01:28:49,751 --> 01:28:53,505 - We don't know what happened. - That's why you need to call the police. 1405 01:28:53,964 --> 01:28:56,518 Philip might have done something stupid. 1406 01:28:57,259 --> 01:29:00,519 Don't touch that. You have to dial 911. 1407 01:29:00,604 --> 01:29:03,932 There's a broken chair and some blood. We don't know what went on. 1408 01:29:04,016 --> 01:29:06,852 Two people and a car are missing. 1409 01:29:07,644 --> 01:29:09,383 We have to find Philip. 1410 01:29:09,468 --> 01:29:11,220 No, you have to call the p... 1411 01:29:12,357 --> 01:29:13,733 I'll do it. 1412 01:29:13,817 --> 01:29:16,486 Hey, whoa, whoa, whoa, wait, wait, just one minute, okay? 1413 01:29:16,570 --> 01:29:18,863 I don't want to get in trouble, okay? No one does. 1414 01:29:18,947 --> 01:29:20,824 Let's just think about what happened. 1415 01:29:20,908 --> 01:29:24,160 If the ambulance came, then Professor Young is in the hospital. 1416 01:29:24,244 --> 01:29:26,746 No. The paramedics would have stopped the bleeding down here. 1417 01:29:26,830 --> 01:29:29,624 There wouldn't be a blood trail all the way up the stairs right there. 1418 01:29:29,708 --> 01:29:32,252 - We're not criminals. - No, no, you have no choice. 1419 01:29:32,336 --> 01:29:34,796 If the cops come, then we all get arrested, okay? 1420 01:29:34,880 --> 01:29:39,421 Forget college, forget everything. Our lives are totally over, period. 1421 01:29:39,506 --> 01:29:42,800 But where are they? 1422 01:29:42,971 --> 01:29:46,308 Do you think Professor Young killed Philip? 1423 01:29:46,975 --> 01:29:48,602 - I... - No way. 1424 01:29:48,977 --> 01:29:50,936 Maybe Philip killed Professor Young. 1425 01:29:51,021 --> 01:29:54,691 Now that is impossible. Because he would have had to cut his head off. 1426 01:29:54,775 --> 01:29:56,234 And there's not enough blood in here for that. 1427 01:29:56,318 --> 01:29:58,570 Ewgh! That's a little graphic. 1428 01:29:58,654 --> 01:30:01,281 Maybe they both just drove away together. 1429 01:30:01,365 --> 01:30:02,944 After having a knife fight? 1430 01:30:03,029 --> 01:30:05,282 Or a ritual sacrifice? 1431 01:30:06,328 --> 01:30:10,749 Okay, Professor Young was leaving. Maybe he just left. 1432 01:30:11,166 --> 01:30:13,793 No, because the Van Gogh is still upstairs. 1433 01:30:13,877 --> 01:30:17,255 It doesn't make sense that he would leave it behind, after all these years. 1434 01:30:17,339 --> 01:30:19,924 Okay, listen. Tara, why don't you and Dr. Jenkins 1435 01:30:20,008 --> 01:30:21,843 call all the hospitals, see if he's there. 1436 01:30:21,927 --> 01:30:25,472 Liko and I will stay here, figure out what to do with this. 1437 01:30:26,431 --> 01:30:28,141 Sound like a plan? 1438 01:30:33,522 --> 01:30:35,357 Oh, boy... 1439 01:30:48,537 --> 01:30:49,746 (BIRDS CHIRPING) 1440 01:31:02,384 --> 01:31:03,635 John? 1441 01:31:08,515 --> 01:31:09,766 Harry. 1442 01:31:13,645 --> 01:31:14,855 John. 1443 01:31:18,775 --> 01:31:20,401 Oh, my God. 1444 01:31:20,485 --> 01:31:21,695 Hah. 1445 01:31:22,487 --> 01:31:24,614 Well, I got your letter, obviously. 1446 01:31:24,698 --> 01:31:28,076 I was surprised to hear from you, to say the least. And a letter. 1447 01:31:28,160 --> 01:31:29,661 (HARRY LAUGHS) Well, 1448 01:31:30,203 --> 01:31:32,748 technology is not my friend these days. 1449 01:31:35,834 --> 01:31:37,044 (HARRY GRUNTS) 1450 01:31:39,421 --> 01:31:43,550 (EXHALES, BREATHING DEEPLY) It was a lot to absorb, John. 1451 01:31:43,634 --> 01:31:45,052 I know. 1452 01:31:47,679 --> 01:31:49,491 How are you feeling? 1453 01:31:49,890 --> 01:31:51,307 Still sore. 1454 01:31:51,391 --> 01:31:54,602 I'm not used to being injured for an extended period of time. 1455 01:31:54,686 --> 01:31:56,313 It's only been six weeks. 1456 01:31:56,730 --> 01:32:00,150 I've had much worse, and I'm usually up in a couple of days. 1457 01:32:01,109 --> 01:32:03,979 This is different, Harry. 1458 01:32:05,072 --> 01:32:06,406 How so? 1459 01:32:06,490 --> 01:32:09,993 I don't know. But I hope I'll find out soon. 1460 01:32:11,953 --> 01:32:15,581 I like the beard. Reminds me of a Schnauzer I had once. 1461 01:32:15,665 --> 01:32:17,793 (BOTH CHUCKLE) (Ouch. Ouch.) 1462 01:32:18,460 --> 01:32:21,129 No, no. I got it. 1463 01:32:21,213 --> 01:32:22,955 Okay. 1464 01:32:23,256 --> 01:32:24,882 So you're living here? 1465 01:32:24,966 --> 01:32:26,760 Uh, yes. 1466 01:32:27,469 --> 01:32:30,680 - How much longer? - I don't know. 1467 01:32:30,764 --> 01:32:32,057 Hmm. 1468 01:32:35,185 --> 01:32:38,730 I think I found a name for myself, Harry. A classification. 1469 01:32:39,564 --> 01:32:43,192 - 'Holocene Man'. - Ah, your dates are a little off. 1470 01:32:43,276 --> 01:32:45,903 The Holocene only goes back 12,000 years. And you, you're... 1471 01:32:45,987 --> 01:32:47,613 Oh, I know. (HARRY CHUCKLES) 1472 01:32:47,697 --> 01:32:51,240 I saw the ice melt, watched the birth of the epoch. 1473 01:32:51,410 --> 01:32:52,910 (CHUCKLES) 1474 01:32:52,994 --> 01:32:55,455 Yeah, well, the scientific community is starting 1475 01:32:55,539 --> 01:32:58,333 to coalesce around the idea that the Holocene's over. 1476 01:32:58,875 --> 01:33:01,252 We're now living in the Anthropocene. 1477 01:33:01,387 --> 01:33:03,171 Ta-da! 1478 01:33:04,247 --> 01:33:08,801 The impact of man's activities on the planet being so severe, it's changed it permanently, 1479 01:33:08,885 --> 01:33:11,263 creating a whole new epoch. 1480 01:33:12,431 --> 01:33:15,198 That would explain a thing or two about my condition. 1481 01:33:16,268 --> 01:33:17,853 End of an era. 1482 01:33:19,020 --> 01:33:22,607 Oh, John. Come on, don't talk like that. 1483 01:33:22,691 --> 01:33:27,112 Well, everything ends. And apparently, nobody lives forever. 1484 01:33:31,370 --> 01:33:32,788 What is it? 1485 01:33:35,710 --> 01:33:39,833 John, I didn't do this, come here, for any reason, except you asked. 1486 01:33:40,459 --> 01:33:44,462 But since we're here, and since we're talking, I could really use your help. 1487 01:33:44,546 --> 01:33:49,092 It's my dad. He's been sick for a while. And now... 1488 01:33:50,552 --> 01:33:53,721 Would you be willing to come home with me? Just for a while? 1489 01:33:53,805 --> 01:33:55,015 (CHUCKLES) 1490 01:33:56,600 --> 01:33:58,710 I think he would really like to meet you. 1491 01:33:58,810 --> 01:34:02,146 I'll go check my calendar. But I think I'm free. 1492 01:34:02,230 --> 01:34:03,523 - Let's go. - Thank you. 1493 01:34:31,635 --> 01:34:35,889 ("WHAT DOES IT ALL MEAN" BY TURTLE PLAYS) 1494 01:36:11,318 --> 01:36:12,861 (KNOCKS AT DOOR) 1495 01:36:16,615 --> 01:36:18,616 - Dr. Jenkins? - Yeah. 1496 01:36:18,700 --> 01:36:20,410 Angelo Garcetti, FBI. 1497 01:36:20,744 --> 01:36:23,496 FBI? What can I do for you? 1498 01:36:23,580 --> 01:36:25,540 I was hoping we could talk about John Young, 1499 01:36:25,624 --> 01:36:29,001 aka John Oldman, aka John Magdel. 1500 01:36:29,085 --> 01:36:31,212 Yeah, yeah. I know who you mean. 1501 01:36:32,047 --> 01:36:34,507 I don't know where he is, if that's what you want to know. 1502 01:36:34,591 --> 01:36:37,969 Oh, I'm aware of that. If you knew where he was, I'd know where he was. 1503 01:36:38,053 --> 01:36:40,388 Oh. Is that so? 1504 01:36:40,972 --> 01:36:44,684 - Do you think he kidnapped Philip Nichols? - I hope not. 1505 01:36:44,768 --> 01:36:46,561 I'd hate to think he'd hurt a kid. 1506 01:36:46,645 --> 01:36:49,689 You have reason to believe he's capable of violence? 1507 01:36:50,315 --> 01:36:53,109 He hunts large animals with a bow and arrow, 1508 01:36:53,193 --> 01:36:55,861 and he butchers them with his own hands. 1509 01:36:55,945 --> 01:36:58,146 I have no idea what he's capable of. 1510 01:36:58,323 --> 01:36:59,779 I see. 1511 01:36:59,991 --> 01:37:02,661 You've said this man claims to be immortal? 1512 01:37:02,952 --> 01:37:05,413 Sometimes he claims it, sometimes he denies it. 1513 01:37:05,497 --> 01:37:07,832 - Do you think it's true? - I don't know anymore. 1514 01:37:07,916 --> 01:37:09,959 Maybe he's just older than he looks. 1515 01:37:10,627 --> 01:37:13,323 You describe him as over six feet, thin, 1516 01:37:13,505 --> 01:37:16,215 - with dark hair and eyes. - Yup. 1517 01:37:16,299 --> 01:37:17,634 Interesting. 1518 01:37:18,468 --> 01:37:20,178 Why? What's it to you? 1519 01:37:20,553 --> 01:37:22,305 It's a cold case. 1520 01:37:22,389 --> 01:37:25,957 Crazy thing. His description matches a guy, died years ago. 1521 01:37:26,142 --> 01:37:29,770 But witnesses keep placing him at the scene of violent crimes. 1522 01:37:29,854 --> 01:37:32,482 Sick, twisted stuff, nightmares. 1523 01:37:33,358 --> 01:37:38,071 Always a different name, different place, but the same description. 1524 01:37:39,364 --> 01:37:43,358 I don't think John would hurt people intentionally. 1525 01:37:43,535 --> 01:37:47,080 But he is certainly a skilled identity fabricator. 1526 01:37:47,622 --> 01:37:49,415 Maybe so. 1527 01:37:49,499 --> 01:37:52,537 But an immortal, identity-changing serial killer... 1528 01:37:52,669 --> 01:37:54,889 Do you think such a thing could exist? 1529 01:37:56,506 --> 01:37:58,341 I think... 1530 01:37:59,926 --> 01:38:02,095 anything is possible. 1531 01:38:05,093 --> 01:38:07,512 Hi, again. 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