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["Angel Eyes" by Jack Jones playing]
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[Bobby] The original dress had paillettes
sewn on by hand.
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A woman in Boulder City does it,
but, frankly,
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I could retire on the price
she quoted me, so...
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I bought a serger and did it myself.
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Not even Barbra could tell the difference.
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Well, she could, but...
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she’d appreciate the bargain.
[chuckles softly]
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So, that's what you’ll be wearing
at the Libertine Ball on Friday?
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[Bobby, sighing] It depends.
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If I can finish the beading
on the white tulle, it’s very finicky...
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You know what, Bobby,
why don’t we bring out the tulle?
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- I'll give you a hand.
- Oh.
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[Debbie] Okay?
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- Um...
- I’m boring the shit out of him.
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Maybe focus less
on the dressmaking process
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and more on the ball.
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Like, why you're doing this,
why this cause is so important to you.
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It’s a featurette in a listings magazine.
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We just need a few good quotes
to help get the word out.
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- I don’t do a lot of press, so...
- Oh, I know. That’s why I’m here.
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- [sighs]
- [Debbie chuckles]
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To JJ. For having such a beautiful reason
to get his ass off that ranch
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- now and again.
- Oh!
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Please. I am not the reason.
I’m just a perk of the job.
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- [all laugh]
- Hear! Hear! Hear! Here's to the perk.
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How’s shakes?
KXF still giving you the runaround?
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- [groans]
- KXF?
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Yeah, it's this little television outfit
out of Orange CountyI’m looking to buy
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to expand my media holdings.
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My God, it's worth, what,
11 million now or something?
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But the potential’s there
for something bigger.
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It's just, [sighs] unfortunately,
it’s owned by this... horse’s ass
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who thinks he’s God’s gift
to the airwaves.
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Well, sure,
they all think they’re Brandon Tartikoff.
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[all chuckle]
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[chuckles] Yeah. Well, in his case,
the God part is literal.
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Look, I respect faith, it's just
this old geezer actually said to me
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that he had to "pray on"
selling his family business
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to a divorced man.
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Well, maybe you should tell him
you’re dating a nice Christian girl...
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[in Southern accent]
...who makes you see Jesus
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on a regular basis.
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[all laugh]
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You had them eating
out of the palm of your hand.
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What can I say? I’m an incredible asset.
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I got another one of these
on Friday night.
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And I promise it’ll be just as boring,
but I’ll be twice as appreciative.
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- This Friday. Um...
- Yeah.
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I would love to, but I have this thing
with the girls Friday night.
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It’s, like, this team building thing.
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Yeah, no, okay. That’s fine.
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But, uh, if you’d care to step
into my upstairs office, Mr. McCready,
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I’d be happy to make it up to you.
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[Tex] Oh, in the office. I didn't...
Okay, come on.
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♪ Gotta find ♪
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♪ My angel eyes ♪
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[elevator bell dings]
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Hey!
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Hi, Arthie.
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[Arthie] You going to the ball on Friday?
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Yeah. Wouldn’t miss it.
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Good.
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I’m going, too. With the girls.
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Great.
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Bunch of straight girls going
to an underground drag ball.
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Just what everybody wanted.
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Yellow or green?
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Did you ever have a high school teacher
that wore a mint green suit?
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And it makes you look a little sallow.
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Wow! [chuckles]
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Thanks for the confidence booster
before the biggest opportunity
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- of my professional life.
- It doesn’t matter what you wear.
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I’m just nervous.
I’ve never auditioned for a friend before.
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Sam asked you to read
because you are a great actress
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who’s right for the part.
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It just feels... complicated.
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Because it’s Sam. And Justine.
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Well, you build a brick wall
between the personal and the professional.
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Compartmentalize.
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And...
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get on the road in time
to make it back for our scene.
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My audition’s at 2:00.
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It’s a four-hour drive.
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We won’t go on till after midnight.
I’ll be there.
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Okay.
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This one’s all tuned up and ready
if you wanna take it for a spin.
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Oh, me?
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I can’t. I, um...
I never really learned to cycle, actually.
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- Come on. It’s as easy as riding a bike.
- [laughs]
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Okay.
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All right.
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Balance your center of gravity
over the seat.
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- All right.
- Okay.
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Good. Now, keep pedaling.
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- [Rhonda] Whoa!
- When you slow down, you fall.
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[Rhonda grunts]
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- [yelps]
- [Bash] Whoa!
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What the fuck is going on over here?
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[man] Hey, buddy, take it easy.
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- We were just fooling around.
- Let me explain something.
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I’m not your buddy.
I’m your boss, all right?
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And if anyone's gonna teach my wife
how to ride a bike,
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it’s gonna be me. Are we clear?
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- Are you okay?
- Yeah.
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- [Bash] You sure?
- Yeah.
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- All right.
- [sighs]
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I’m gonna be a while.
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They forgot to put lights
on the side of the ramps.
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- But I’ll see you later, okay?
- Okay.
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[exhales]
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Ruth Wilder?
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[exhales]
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[squeals, laughs]
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- Hi!
- Hi!
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Oh, my God.
Can you believe this is happening?
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Of course I can.
[whispers]The script is great.
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[chuckles softly]
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- [Sam] Hey, Ruth.
- [Ruth] Hi, Sam.
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Thanks for coming in.
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- Uh, this is Jonathan, our producer.
- [Ruth] Oh!
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- Hi, pleasure.
- This is, uh, Mitzi,
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the casting director.
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- Thank you so much for having me.
- [Jonathan] Well, it's our pleasure.
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These guys have been singing your praises
all day, so... [chuckles]
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- [Mitzi] Should we jump right in?
- Mm-hmm!
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- All right, slate for the camera, please.
- [camera beeps]
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Ruth Wilder, reading for Ms. Hayes.
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[Mitzi] Whenever you’re ready.
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Okay.
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So, you’re just gonna take a zero,
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knowing what that'll do
to your grade average in my class?
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Don’t you care about your future?
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Yeah. I just don’t care about whales.
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[scoffs]
Moby-Dick is not about whales, Julie.
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It’s about passion. Obsession.
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Finding the one thing
that cuts through all the crap,
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that keeps on driving you, no matter what.
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And if you can find the thing
you care about
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as much as Herman Melville
cares about whale semen,
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then maybe
you won’t totally fuck up your life.
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[Mitzi] I didn’t know English teachers
were allowed to say "fuck."
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Well, I haven't always been
an English teacher. [chuckles softly]
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I was a cool chick. With the band.
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[Mitzi] What happened?
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[Ruth] I got pregnant.
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And then I got divorced.
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Do your homework.
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I’m not having this talk with you again.
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- [Mitzi] Great.
- [chuckles]
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- Thank you.
- Good job!
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- [Ruth inhales sharply]
- Thank you so much, Ruth.
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[softly] Thank you.
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[exhales sharply]
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[Sam] Ruth!
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- Hey.
- [exhales]
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Look, that was great. Really.
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Thanks.
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Yeah, I’m stuck here a couple more hours,
but you think you might wanna...
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go out for a drink after,
catch up a little?
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[Ruth, sighing]
I really have to get on the road
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- for this thing with Sheila.
- Okay. All right. Okay.
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But there’s no point in leaving
at rush hour.
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As long as I’m on the road by 7:00,
I should be fine.
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All right.
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So, Boardner's, 5:30?
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[Ruth] Yeah.
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Okay.
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Good.
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[giggles]
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[woman] Over here, Sylvie!
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Oh, damn. This is a lot of cheese.
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Reggie’s getting fully gas chambered
in that scissor hold tonight.
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[laughs]
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I want to ask you a question about...
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your relationship.
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Why are you putting "relationship"
in quotes?
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- I... I didn't.
- Yeah, you did.
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- In your mind.
- [Rhonda] Right.
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Are you seeing him in, like,
an emotional sense?
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Or do you guys have some kind of...
arrangement?
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Well, that’s a very personal question.
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Um... [sighs, clears throat]
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Things haven't been good
between me and Bash lately.
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Are you guys fighting?
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We’re not anything.
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It’s like he's sort of lost interest.
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It’s been weeks since we...
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[mouthing]
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[sighs] It's been months, actually.
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Jesus, Rhon!
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- [Rhonda sighs]
- My God, I had no idea.
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[Rhonda] So,
that’s why I wanted to ask you,
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- as a friend...
- Yeah.
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...if it would be okay if I sort of...
borrowed Paul.
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But not how you think.
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See, today in the car park,
this guy was flirting with me,
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and Bash got all possessive and turned on.
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So, I was thinking, maybe tonight,
Paul could come over and pretend to be,
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like, a handyman or something,
and make a pass at me.
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And then Bash will get jealous
and throw him out, and...
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we can have hot sex and just...
everything can go back to normal.
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Okay, so you don’t want to sleep with him.
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You just wanna make Bash jealous enough
to fuck you?
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Would that be all right?
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Are you kidding? It's fucking amazing!
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- Really?
- [Melrose] Yeah, I mean,
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it’s one night
where I don't have to wonder
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if he’s off fucking some other woman
for money,
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'cause he's off not fucking you!
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- [Rhonda laughs]
- [Melrose] Yes!
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I feel like Brenda Vaccaro
in Midnight Cowboy.
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[in New York accent] "Hey!
I’m walkin' here!"
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[Melrose] That's a terrible accent!
And also, Dustin Hoffman.
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- So, for Jimmy...
- Nick Keegan, a hundred percent.
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Is that the kid with the hair?
Yeah, I loved him.
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I agree. He’s pinned
for a three-episode arc on Growing Pains,
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but this is a hot feature,
so I don’t think it should be a problem.
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That's fantastic. He’s in.
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Uh, should we talk
about the English teacher?
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Oh, it's... That's easy. It's Ruth, right?
No question.
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[stammers] What? Oh, come on!
Come on, she was great.
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[Justine] I love Ruth.
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I’m just not sure she’s totally right
for this part.
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You're the one who wanted to bring her in!
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Yeah, because you just wanted
to offer her the part.
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Uh, she was good. I just don’t buy her
as this tough-talking woman with a past.
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Ruth has done some shit, okay?
You don’t know her like I know her.
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[Justine] Yeah,
and if you didn’t know her,
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would you see her that way?
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Would you remember her at all?
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- For me, it’s Angela. The redhead.
- [Jonathan] Yeah, she was great.
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- [indistinct chatter]
- [jazz playing on speakers]
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[door opens]
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[Sam] Hey.
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What is that?
Las Vegas Public Library?
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Still really cutting it loose out there,
huh?
238
00:12:05,516 --> 00:12:06,684
[Ruth laughs]
239
00:12:07,059 --> 00:12:08,811
- [sighs]
- [Ruth clears her throat]
240
00:12:09,895 --> 00:12:11,355
How was the rest of the day?
241
00:12:11,981 --> 00:12:13,774
You know what, don’t answer that.
242
00:12:13,858 --> 00:12:14,942
I don’t want to know.
243
00:12:15,234 --> 00:12:18,362
No, this is totally separate from that.
Brick wall.
244
00:12:18,863 --> 00:12:20,364
All right. Okay, good.
245
00:12:20,448 --> 00:12:23,701
[takes a deep breath]
It's good to see you, Ruth.
246
00:12:24,577 --> 00:12:25,995
[chuckles softly]
247
00:12:27,913 --> 00:12:29,707
You left without saying goodbye.
248
00:12:29,999 --> 00:12:32,460
Well...
Come on. Goodbyes are for teenagers.
249
00:12:32,543 --> 00:12:34,962
Believe me, I know.
I’ve spent the last six months with them.
250
00:12:35,045 --> 00:12:37,006
Very, uh, sentimental.
251
00:12:37,506 --> 00:12:38,841
Especially the angry ones.
252
00:12:39,175 --> 00:12:41,552
Hey, what's with this guy? Hey!
253
00:12:45,014 --> 00:12:46,640
I think I’m in love with you.
254
00:12:46,891 --> 00:12:49,977
- What can I get for you?
- Get the fuck outta here.
255
00:12:51,771 --> 00:12:52,771
Since when?
256
00:12:53,105 --> 00:12:54,105
Since...
257
00:12:54,523 --> 00:12:56,066
[stammering] I-I don’t know. A while.
258
00:12:56,150 --> 00:12:58,652
You know, we went to the desert,
and then we got lost.
259
00:12:58,736 --> 00:13:02,031
And I went to your room,
but you were gone.
260
00:13:02,114 --> 00:13:05,075
- Why didn’t you call me?
- Because you were gone!
261
00:13:05,576 --> 00:13:07,703
Because I'm... I'm Midwestern
262
00:13:07,787 --> 00:13:09,747
and was taught
to respect people’s privacy.
263
00:13:10,790 --> 00:13:13,042
And... And
because I’m still dating Russell,
264
00:13:13,125 --> 00:13:15,795
though I know that I need
to do something about that.
265
00:13:16,462 --> 00:13:17,922
Jesus Christ!
266
00:13:22,134 --> 00:13:23,803
Is it too late? Do you...
267
00:13:24,637 --> 00:13:25,637
Do you still...
268
00:13:26,013 --> 00:13:27,473
Ruth, you’re... [sighs]
269
00:13:27,890 --> 00:13:30,559
[chuckling]...you're...
you're a fuckin' nightmare.
270
00:13:33,020 --> 00:13:34,020
Come here.
271
00:13:36,816 --> 00:13:38,818
[both panting]
272
00:13:42,738 --> 00:13:44,532
[Sam] Okay, okay, okay, okay.
273
00:13:44,615 --> 00:13:46,826
Oh, my God, we can’t do this here.
274
00:13:46,909 --> 00:13:48,118
- What do you mean?
- What?
275
00:13:48,202 --> 00:13:51,455
I don't want to make out in public
like the children in my daughter’s movie.
276
00:13:51,622 --> 00:13:52,665
I mean, I’m a grown man.
277
00:13:52,748 --> 00:13:55,209
I've got my own house,
and there's no parents there.
278
00:13:55,292 --> 00:13:56,292
Let's...
279
00:13:56,710 --> 00:13:57,710
Let's go.
280
00:13:58,462 --> 00:13:59,462
[softly] Okay.
281
00:14:05,845 --> 00:14:07,805
[sighs] Oh, gosh.
282
00:14:15,396 --> 00:14:17,648
[both chuckling]
283
00:14:18,607 --> 00:14:20,693
- Oh! Do you want to maybe...
- [Sam sighs]
284
00:14:20,776 --> 00:14:22,027
walk to your house?
285
00:14:22,111 --> 00:14:23,821
- I don't know.
- Or run?
286
00:14:23,904 --> 00:14:24,904
[both chuckle]
287
00:14:26,615 --> 00:14:27,992
[sighs happily]
288
00:14:30,661 --> 00:14:31,704
Ruth, uh...
289
00:14:33,038 --> 00:14:33,956
about the movie...
290
00:14:34,039 --> 00:14:35,958
I told you,
this has nothing to do with that.
291
00:14:36,041 --> 00:14:37,501
[stammering] Just listen.
292
00:14:38,961 --> 00:14:41,213
You... You're not getting the part.
293
00:14:44,008 --> 00:14:45,008
What?
294
00:14:45,342 --> 00:14:47,678
[Sam] Uh, Justine has something else
in mind.
295
00:14:49,179 --> 00:14:50,179
Um...
296
00:14:50,848 --> 00:14:53,434
Y-You told me Justine wanted me to read.
297
00:14:53,517 --> 00:14:56,937
Y-Yeah. She did. She just... She just...
[sighs]
298
00:14:57,563 --> 00:14:59,481
She wants to go a different direction.
299
00:15:00,900 --> 00:15:02,067
Well, what about you?
300
00:15:02,151 --> 00:15:04,069
Well, I gotta do what she thinks is right.
301
00:15:04,153 --> 00:15:06,864
- You’re the director.
- I know, but she’s my kid.
302
00:15:07,323 --> 00:15:08,616
And... And I...
303
00:15:11,118 --> 00:15:12,745
[breathing shakily]
304
00:15:15,331 --> 00:15:16,749
- [sighs]
- [Ruth gasps]
305
00:15:18,042 --> 00:15:21,211
[clicks tongue]
Why are you telling me this now?
306
00:15:22,296 --> 00:15:26,133
Well, because if... if we're gonna go home
and do what I think we’re gonna do,
307
00:15:26,216 --> 00:15:30,095
[stammering] and you didn't know, I...
I would... I'd feel like an asshole,
308
00:15:30,304 --> 00:15:32,640
- and...
- That's when you'd feel...
309
00:15:33,182 --> 00:15:35,351
[crying] That’s when you’d feel
like an asshole?
310
00:15:36,101 --> 00:15:37,519
You called me in.
311
00:15:37,603 --> 00:15:40,230
You knew how much this would mean to me!
312
00:15:40,981 --> 00:15:46,445
You... You made me feel like I finally
had a chance to do something real.
313
00:15:47,738 --> 00:15:50,491
[Sam] I... Look, look, come on. Just...
You know, just...
314
00:15:50,574 --> 00:15:53,994
Let's go home, and I'll... and we’ll talk.
Let's just talk, okay?
315
00:15:54,078 --> 00:15:56,455
Talk. Yeah, yeah, that's... I'll...
I'll...
316
00:15:57,247 --> 00:16:01,961
[tearfully]...pour out my heart to you
about what a big fucking failure I am,
317
00:16:02,044 --> 00:16:05,881
and you’ll pretend to listen,
and then you’ll try to get in my pants.
318
00:16:05,965 --> 00:16:09,009
Oh, yeah, right, 'cause that's what I do.
That's who I am.
319
00:16:09,093 --> 00:16:10,973
- Yeah. Yeah.
- [Sam] Right? Yeah, I'm that guy.
320
00:16:11,053 --> 00:16:13,055
Ten minutes ago,
you said you were in love with me,
321
00:16:13,138 --> 00:16:15,891
and now because I didn’t give you
some stupid little part,
322
00:16:15,975 --> 00:16:19,019
like, I’m just like
any other fuckin' Hollywood sleazebag?
323
00:16:22,272 --> 00:16:23,273
[gulps]
324
00:16:24,066 --> 00:16:25,150
[exhales]
325
00:16:32,992 --> 00:16:34,076
[Sam] Are you comin'?
326
00:16:35,119 --> 00:16:37,121
[breathing shakily]
327
00:16:37,204 --> 00:16:38,747
Just... Just... Please?
328
00:16:39,498 --> 00:16:41,500
[engine running]
329
00:16:53,595 --> 00:16:54,638
[car door opens]
330
00:16:56,765 --> 00:16:57,765
[car door closes]
331
00:17:04,815 --> 00:17:06,608
♪ It's hard to recall ♪
332
00:17:06,692 --> 00:17:08,485
♪ How we were at school ♪
333
00:17:08,569 --> 00:17:10,571
♪ Our ambitions and conditions ♪
334
00:17:10,654 --> 00:17:12,656
♪ And our hopes for the future ♪
335
00:17:12,948 --> 00:17:14,742
♪ The teachers we had ♪
336
00:17:14,825 --> 00:17:16,118
♪ Our mums and our dads... ♪
337
00:17:16,201 --> 00:17:19,246
Everyone seems so free.
338
00:17:19,997 --> 00:17:21,623
I’m sure as hell feeling it.
339
00:17:21,999 --> 00:17:24,960
- Yes! Let your freak flag fly!
- [Jenny shrieks]
340
00:17:25,711 --> 00:17:27,921
Girl, I'm talking about being out of debt.
341
00:17:28,505 --> 00:17:29,798
Let’s get a drink.
342
00:17:33,385 --> 00:17:36,305
- [gasps] Love this.
- [Jenny] Thank you.
343
00:17:36,388 --> 00:17:38,098
- [drumroll]
- [chuckles softly]
344
00:17:39,016 --> 00:17:41,769
[crowd cheers and applauds]
345
00:17:42,686 --> 00:17:45,272
- [cymbal crash]
- ["Requiem For Evita" playing]
346
00:17:50,194 --> 00:17:52,196
[crowd roars]
347
00:18:13,300 --> 00:18:15,302
[cheering and applause]
348
00:18:23,185 --> 00:18:25,604
People of Argentina!
349
00:18:25,687 --> 00:18:31,401
Welcome to the
Third Annual Libertine Ball!
350
00:18:31,485 --> 00:18:33,946
[cheering]
351
00:18:36,365 --> 00:18:39,034
Come on. Thank you so... Let me hear you.
352
00:18:39,118 --> 00:18:40,536
[audience cheering]
353
00:18:41,203 --> 00:18:44,331
[Bobby] Thank you so much
for being here tonight.
354
00:18:44,540 --> 00:18:49,253
I, as always,
am your host who’s not yet a ghost...
355
00:18:49,336 --> 00:18:50,921
[audience laughs]
356
00:18:51,004 --> 00:18:53,006
Miss Bobby Barnes!
357
00:18:53,090 --> 00:18:54,383
[audience cheering]
358
00:18:56,343 --> 00:18:58,554
Oh, it's so good
to see all of you here tonight.
359
00:18:58,637 --> 00:19:02,808
This is such an important event
for our community.
360
00:19:02,891 --> 00:19:07,646
Just your presence is doing so much
to help those in need.
361
00:19:07,729 --> 00:19:09,982
- [man] Yeah.
- But not as much as your money will.
362
00:19:10,065 --> 00:19:10,941
[laughing]
363
00:19:11,024 --> 00:19:13,402
So give generously, okay?
364
00:19:13,610 --> 00:19:16,321
I promise not to spend it all
on my Hawaii trip this year.
365
00:19:16,738 --> 00:19:18,578
What?
I have no idea what you're talking about.
366
00:19:18,615 --> 00:19:19,700
[audience laughs]
367
00:19:19,783 --> 00:19:22,578
[Bobby] And now, our first act,
368
00:19:22,661 --> 00:19:24,830
back by popular demand,
369
00:19:24,913 --> 00:19:27,875
by day, she's taking it all off
at the Silver Slipper,
370
00:19:27,958 --> 00:19:31,086
but tonight, she’s puttin' it all back on.
371
00:19:31,170 --> 00:19:33,130
[cheering]
372
00:19:33,463 --> 00:19:37,885
Ladies and gentlemen, the fabulous Imelda!
373
00:19:37,968 --> 00:19:38,968
[audience cheering]
374
00:19:39,011 --> 00:19:41,013
[burlesque music playing]
375
00:19:42,598 --> 00:19:43,432
[Bobby gasps]
376
00:19:43,515 --> 00:19:45,225
- It's a great crowd, huh?
- Great?
377
00:19:45,309 --> 00:19:48,770
It’s incredible.
I’m not screaming at the bartender.
378
00:19:48,854 --> 00:19:50,534
I mean, there are people here
I don’t know,
379
00:19:50,564 --> 00:19:52,107
and/or haven’t already slept with.
380
00:19:52,191 --> 00:19:55,111
All you needed was a little publicity,
and the rest just falls into place.
381
00:19:55,194 --> 00:19:56,194
Ah.
382
00:19:56,361 --> 00:19:58,405
[panting] Have you heard from Ruth?
383
00:19:58,488 --> 00:19:59,990
No. It’s still early, though.
384
00:20:00,073 --> 00:20:02,534
She was supposed to be here by now.
I can’t go on without her.
385
00:20:02,618 --> 00:20:04,828
- Whoop, that’s my cue.
- Break a leg.
386
00:20:04,912 --> 00:20:07,206
Um, you know what?
She probably just hit some traffic.
387
00:20:07,289 --> 00:20:09,499
Sheila, don’t worry. Here.
388
00:20:10,584 --> 00:20:13,712
Why don't you get this going in the crowd,
389
00:20:13,962 --> 00:20:15,964
and, uh,
we’ll save you and Ruth for the end?
390
00:20:16,924 --> 00:20:17,924
Okay.
391
00:20:21,762 --> 00:20:23,764
[cheering]
392
00:20:26,308 --> 00:20:27,601
[knock at door]
393
00:20:31,980 --> 00:20:33,941
Heard you're having a problem
with your jets.
394
00:20:34,024 --> 00:20:38,070
[laughs]Come in, come in.
Oh, my God, you look so great.
395
00:20:38,153 --> 00:20:39,279
Very convincing.
396
00:20:39,780 --> 00:20:41,490
Nice place you got here.
397
00:20:41,698 --> 00:20:44,785
Um, we’re actually in the process
of turning it into an office.
398
00:20:44,868 --> 00:20:47,746
We’ll be moving into a house soon,
in Henderson Estates.
399
00:20:48,205 --> 00:20:49,205
Nice.
400
00:20:49,456 --> 00:20:52,016
Well, let me know if you need any help
maintaining the alkalinity
401
00:20:52,042 --> 00:20:53,377
of your new hydrotherapy system.
402
00:20:53,460 --> 00:20:54,628
[both laugh]
403
00:20:54,878 --> 00:20:56,397
Read a little bit of the manual
on the way up.
404
00:20:56,421 --> 00:20:58,131
- [Rhonda] Oh!
- Research.
405
00:20:58,507 --> 00:21:00,342
Ah! Oh, um, before I forget...
406
00:21:03,887 --> 00:21:05,514
this is for you. [chuckles softly]
407
00:21:09,476 --> 00:21:10,519
Wow. [chuckles]
408
00:21:12,104 --> 00:21:13,784
Sure you don’t want anything else tonight?
409
00:21:14,064 --> 00:21:15,816
[piano playing "My Cup Runneth Over"]
410
00:21:16,650 --> 00:21:20,195
♪ Sometimes in the morning ♪
411
00:21:20,279 --> 00:21:23,365
♪ When shadows are deep ♪
412
00:21:23,657 --> 00:21:26,618
♪ I lie there beside you ♪
413
00:21:26,702 --> 00:21:30,247
♪ Just watching you sleep ♪
414
00:21:30,580 --> 00:21:33,208
♪ And sometimes I whisper ♪
415
00:21:33,583 --> 00:21:36,753
♪ What I'm thinking of ♪
416
00:21:36,837 --> 00:21:39,965
♪ My cup runneth over ♪
417
00:21:40,048 --> 00:21:44,803
♪ With love ♪
418
00:21:46,388 --> 00:21:50,058
[singer 2] ♪ Sometimes in the evening ♪
419
00:21:50,142 --> 00:21:52,853
♪ When you cannot see ♪
420
00:21:53,103 --> 00:21:55,814
♪ I study the small things... ♪
421
00:21:55,897 --> 00:21:57,149
What are you doing here?
422
00:21:59,318 --> 00:22:00,652
I have a subscription.
423
00:22:03,196 --> 00:22:05,574
I like to keep up with my goings-on
around town.
424
00:22:08,535 --> 00:22:10,203
Is there a reason you lied to me?
425
00:22:13,206 --> 00:22:14,206
I don't...
426
00:22:14,833 --> 00:22:18,170
I didn’t think you would approve
of this sort of thing.
427
00:22:18,837 --> 00:22:19,837
Hmm.
428
00:22:19,880 --> 00:22:22,841
[both singers] ♪ We both will be old ♪
429
00:22:22,924 --> 00:22:26,345
- [Tex] Thank you.
- [singers] ♪ We won't even notice ♪
430
00:22:26,803 --> 00:22:28,180
- ♪ The world turning... ♪
- Whoa.
431
00:22:28,263 --> 00:22:30,766
No, no, no, no. Whoa.
You don’t need to do...
432
00:22:30,849 --> 00:22:34,227
- Tex, [chuckles] come on!
- You know, I had a nephew.
433
00:22:35,645 --> 00:22:36,855
My sister’s boy.
434
00:22:37,647 --> 00:22:40,776
Good kid. Beautiful singing voice,
like those two.
435
00:22:42,152 --> 00:22:43,070
He was 24.
436
00:22:43,153 --> 00:22:46,448
- [singers] ♪ My cup runneth over ♪
- [whispers] I'm sorry...
437
00:22:46,531 --> 00:22:51,370
- [singers] ♪ With love ♪
- [whispers] Yeah.
438
00:22:52,412 --> 00:22:57,250
[harmonizing] ♪ With love ♪
439
00:22:58,835 --> 00:23:01,296
- [man] Yeah.
- [audience cheering]
440
00:23:06,593 --> 00:23:08,863
- [Bobby] Beautiful, boys. Beautiful!
- [singer 2] Thank you.
441
00:23:08,887 --> 00:23:12,265
- [sighs]
- Okay, honey. This is you. You’re on.
442
00:23:12,682 --> 00:23:14,911
What are you talking about? I can’t.
Ruth isn’t here yet.
443
00:23:14,935 --> 00:23:16,937
Too bad. The show must go on!
444
00:23:17,020 --> 00:23:18,647
[Sheila] No, she promised she’d be here,
445
00:23:18,939 --> 00:23:20,941
and Debbie said
we could wait till the end.
446
00:23:21,024 --> 00:23:22,043
[Bobby] Well, the end is nigh.
447
00:23:22,067 --> 00:23:23,947
There’s only one act left,
and it’s the big one.
448
00:23:24,152 --> 00:23:26,530
Look, I love you, Sheila,
I believe in you,
449
00:23:26,613 --> 00:23:28,740
but you are not closing my fucking show.
450
00:23:28,824 --> 00:23:30,492
I can’t do a two-person scene by myself.
451
00:23:30,575 --> 00:23:32,744
Well, then sing a song. Howl at the moon.
452
00:23:32,828 --> 00:23:35,831
Grab some big dyke from the audience
and wrestle her. Anything.
453
00:23:35,997 --> 00:23:38,542
Just stall and try not to fuck it up.
454
00:23:38,917 --> 00:23:42,504
[imitating Warner Baxter] "Sawyer,
you’re going out there a youngster,
455
00:23:42,754 --> 00:23:44,798
but you gotta come back a star!"
456
00:23:44,881 --> 00:23:46,508
Now, go! Go!
457
00:23:47,634 --> 00:23:50,095
[loud, indistinct chatter]
458
00:23:59,354 --> 00:24:01,523
[inaudible]
459
00:24:01,606 --> 00:24:03,608
You look beautiful!
460
00:24:21,710 --> 00:24:22,919
[quietly] "You see...
461
00:24:23,795 --> 00:24:24,963
my mother..."
462
00:24:25,380 --> 00:24:29,759
Oh, wait! This is my other friend. Okay.
[hushes]
463
00:24:30,093 --> 00:24:31,213
[Sheila] "She was brought up
464
00:24:31,261 --> 00:24:33,101
- with ideas of equality.
- [chatter dies down]
465
00:24:34,014 --> 00:24:36,475
- Women's freedom...
- [Tammé and Jenny continue hushing]
466
00:24:36,558 --> 00:24:37,726
[chuckles]...and all that.
467
00:24:37,809 --> 00:24:39,519
[silence falls]
468
00:24:39,644 --> 00:24:42,647
I came into the world
against my mother's wishes,
469
00:24:43,190 --> 00:24:46,818
and was brought up like a child of nature,
470
00:24:47,819 --> 00:24:50,197
and taught everything
that a boy must know.
471
00:24:50,280 --> 00:24:53,825
I was made to go about in boys' clothes.
472
00:24:53,909 --> 00:24:56,286
And take care of the horses, and...
473
00:24:56,745 --> 00:24:58,955
harness, and saddle, and hunt.
474
00:24:59,039 --> 00:25:00,749
In fact, all over the estate,
475
00:25:00,832 --> 00:25:03,543
women servants were taught
to do men's work.
476
00:25:05,003 --> 00:25:07,881
The result being
that the property came near being ruined,
477
00:25:07,964 --> 00:25:10,884
and so we became the laughingstock
of the countryside.
478
00:25:12,636 --> 00:25:14,179
My father must have...
479
00:25:14,846 --> 00:25:15,847
at last...
480
00:25:16,348 --> 00:25:18,975
awakened from his bewitched condition,
481
00:25:19,059 --> 00:25:20,393
for he revolted
482
00:25:20,685 --> 00:25:22,938
and ran things according to his ideas.
483
00:25:23,021 --> 00:25:25,607
And then came the big fire.
484
00:25:28,318 --> 00:25:30,153
Which, of course, you've heard about.
485
00:25:30,737 --> 00:25:34,449
The house, the stables,
everything was burned.
486
00:25:35,158 --> 00:25:38,870
And my father was utterly at a loss
to know where to get money.
487
00:25:39,621 --> 00:25:41,748
Then my mother suggested
488
00:25:42,415 --> 00:25:47,170
that he try to borrow from a man
who had been her friend in her youth,
489
00:25:47,254 --> 00:25:50,131
a brick manufacturer
here in the neighborhood.
490
00:25:52,592 --> 00:25:55,554
Do you know who burned the house?
491
00:25:57,806 --> 00:25:58,807
My mother.
492
00:26:01,101 --> 00:26:03,436
Do you know who
the brick manufacturer was?
493
00:26:05,230 --> 00:26:06,898
My mother's lover.
494
00:26:08,108 --> 00:26:10,944
Do you know whose money it was?
495
00:26:11,152 --> 00:26:13,488
My mother's. [sighs softly]
496
00:26:14,197 --> 00:26:18,368
All this came to my father's knowledge.
He couldn't proceed against him.
497
00:26:18,451 --> 00:26:21,121
Couldn't prove that it was
his wife's money.
498
00:26:21,204 --> 00:26:23,206
And that was my mother's revenge
499
00:26:23,290 --> 00:26:27,460
for his taking the reins
of the establishment into his own hands.
500
00:26:31,172 --> 00:26:32,882
Well, he lived it down.
501
00:26:34,217 --> 00:26:37,804
And my mother paid full penalty
502
00:26:38,263 --> 00:26:39,931
for her misdeed.
503
00:26:42,851 --> 00:26:45,103
And those were five terrible years for me.
504
00:26:47,022 --> 00:26:50,191
I sympathized with my father,
but I took my mother's part.
505
00:26:50,275 --> 00:26:55,322
Through her,
I learned to distrust and hate men.
506
00:26:56,865 --> 00:26:58,867
And I swore to her...
507
00:26:59,242 --> 00:27:01,244
never to be a man's slave."
508
00:27:03,997 --> 00:27:05,999
[silence]
509
00:27:10,837 --> 00:27:12,547
- Yes!
- [audience cheering]
510
00:27:12,631 --> 00:27:13,882
Yeah, you did it!
511
00:27:13,965 --> 00:27:15,967
[all cheering]
512
00:27:27,062 --> 00:27:28,980
[indistinct chatter]
513
00:27:29,064 --> 00:27:31,066
- [Rhonda laughs]
- [Paul] Oh, look at that.
514
00:27:31,149 --> 00:27:34,819
- [Rhonda] I know... [laughs]
- I didn't know we had company.
515
00:27:35,195 --> 00:27:38,323
Oh, honey, this is Joe.
He came to fix the hot tub.
516
00:27:40,367 --> 00:27:41,368
It was broken?
517
00:27:41,868 --> 00:27:44,120
Just a little problem
with the pump diffuser.
518
00:27:44,663 --> 00:27:45,663
It's all good now.
519
00:27:47,207 --> 00:27:49,834
He did an amazing job.
Seriously, he's a genius.
520
00:27:49,918 --> 00:27:52,003
- With hot tubs. [chuckles]
- [Paul] Mm-hmm.
521
00:27:55,256 --> 00:27:57,234
I didn't know when you'd be back,
and I was a little lonely,
522
00:27:57,258 --> 00:28:00,637
so I invited him to stay for a bit.
I hope that's okay.
523
00:28:04,099 --> 00:28:05,725
No, I don't mind. Why would I mind?
524
00:28:05,809 --> 00:28:07,894
I'm glad you've got someone
to keep you company.
525
00:28:07,977 --> 00:28:09,854
[clears throat] Joe, can I top you off?
526
00:28:11,022 --> 00:28:13,066
[Paul] Uh, I wouldn't say no to a scotch
527
00:28:13,149 --> 00:28:14,526
- if you have it.
- Okay.
528
00:28:15,110 --> 00:28:16,361
[Bash clears throat]
529
00:28:18,988 --> 00:28:20,532
[drink pouring]
530
00:28:20,865 --> 00:28:21,865
[sighs]
531
00:28:24,244 --> 00:28:25,244
[clears throat]
532
00:28:25,995 --> 00:28:29,165
- Long night?
- [sighs wearily] Yeah, a... a dinner.
533
00:28:29,582 --> 00:28:33,420
Uh, it's the life of a Vegas producer,
you know? Cocktails, dinners...
534
00:28:33,878 --> 00:28:36,756
openings, it's all...
it's all part of the job.
535
00:28:37,549 --> 00:28:38,717
Sounds so glamorous.
536
00:28:39,050 --> 00:28:42,470
- [chuckles softly] I could never do it.
- What? Of course you could.
537
00:28:42,762 --> 00:28:45,432
You're so charming.
And good with people. [chuckles]
538
00:28:46,599 --> 00:28:47,642
[Paul] I mean...
539
00:28:49,185 --> 00:28:50,185
Oh...
540
00:28:50,270 --> 00:28:52,689
- No, I shouldn't say it.
- No, go ahead.
541
00:28:55,775 --> 00:28:57,444
If I had a girl like you waiting at home,
542
00:28:57,527 --> 00:28:59,247
I don't think I'd ever make it
out the door.
543
00:29:01,573 --> 00:29:02,741
[exhales deeply]
544
00:29:09,706 --> 00:29:10,915
I'm sorry. I...
545
00:29:11,166 --> 00:29:13,168
I didn't mean anything by that. Just...
546
00:29:14,002 --> 00:29:15,170
You're a lucky man.
547
00:29:16,880 --> 00:29:19,048
- [chuckles softly] It's okay.
- [Paul sighs]
548
00:29:19,215 --> 00:29:21,217
- [Rhonda sighs]
- I am the luckiest man.
549
00:29:23,303 --> 00:29:24,512
I mean, look at my wife.
550
00:29:26,055 --> 00:29:27,557
She's so beautiful, isn't she?
551
00:29:28,600 --> 00:29:29,476
Yes.
552
00:29:29,559 --> 00:29:30,559
[chuckles]
553
00:29:31,144 --> 00:29:32,270
[Bash] And kind and...
554
00:29:33,104 --> 00:29:35,774
[takes a deep breath]...sexy.
I mean, isn't she sexy?
555
00:29:35,857 --> 00:29:36,857
[chuckles softly]
556
00:29:37,692 --> 00:29:38,818
Yes, she is.
557
00:29:39,319 --> 00:29:40,320
[chuckles]
558
00:29:43,406 --> 00:29:44,406
You wanna kiss her?
559
00:29:47,535 --> 00:29:48,703
I do.
560
00:29:49,954 --> 00:29:51,331
If she wants me to.
561
00:29:53,625 --> 00:29:54,625
Do you?
562
00:30:00,840 --> 00:30:01,966
Don't worry about me.
563
00:30:02,759 --> 00:30:03,802
I love you.
564
00:30:04,177 --> 00:30:06,346
I want you to have everything
that you want.
565
00:30:12,769 --> 00:30:14,187
Do you want him to kiss you?
566
00:30:31,371 --> 00:30:33,373
[both panting]
567
00:30:36,626 --> 00:30:38,628
[breathing heavily]
568
00:30:42,423 --> 00:30:43,675
Do you want to touch her?
569
00:30:47,595 --> 00:30:49,180
Why don't you touch her breast?
570
00:30:51,182 --> 00:30:53,518
Rub your thumb over her nipple.
She likes that.
571
00:30:57,438 --> 00:30:58,565
Is this okay?
572
00:30:58,940 --> 00:30:59,940
Yeah.
573
00:31:00,900 --> 00:31:02,193
Oh, my God, yeah.
574
00:31:16,249 --> 00:31:17,625
[Rhonda gasps]
575
00:31:26,634 --> 00:31:27,635
Come on.
576
00:31:28,011 --> 00:31:29,262
Come with me.
577
00:31:29,345 --> 00:31:31,639
[romantic instrumental music playing]
578
00:32:19,604 --> 00:32:20,604
[Bash sighs]
579
00:32:26,402 --> 00:32:28,404
[gasping]
580
00:32:46,673 --> 00:32:48,883
[Bobby] Okay, my little deviants.
581
00:32:48,967 --> 00:32:50,093
[cheering]
582
00:32:50,176 --> 00:32:53,429
It's the moment
you’ve all been waiting for.
583
00:32:53,513 --> 00:32:56,432
- [audience cheers]
- Please welcome our very special guest,
584
00:32:56,516 --> 00:32:58,643
the woman, the legend,
585
00:32:58,893 --> 00:33:01,771
the rhapsody in diamanté...
586
00:33:01,854 --> 00:33:03,856
[audience whooping]
587
00:33:04,315 --> 00:33:08,361
Miss Las Vegas Show Girl, 1962...
588
00:33:08,444 --> 00:33:09,779
[audience cheering]
589
00:33:09,862 --> 00:33:13,491
Sandy Devereaux St. Clair!
590
00:33:13,574 --> 00:33:15,576
[burlesque music playing]
591
00:33:19,622 --> 00:33:22,667
[inaudible]
592
00:33:54,657 --> 00:33:57,285
Sandy, I am speechless.
593
00:33:57,493 --> 00:33:59,162
For once. Thank God.
594
00:33:59,245 --> 00:34:00,955
- [scoffs]
- [audience laughs]
595
00:34:01,205 --> 00:34:03,916
Created by the master himself, Bob Mackie.
596
00:34:04,000 --> 00:34:04,917
[audience cheering]
597
00:34:05,001 --> 00:34:08,087
[inaudible]
598
00:34:08,171 --> 00:34:11,799
Well, you couldn’t look more gorgeous
if you were 25 years younger.
599
00:34:11,883 --> 00:34:13,676
[audience laughs]
600
00:34:13,760 --> 00:34:14,594
Fuck you.
601
00:34:14,677 --> 00:34:15,720
[laughter and cheering]
602
00:34:17,346 --> 00:34:19,891
No, seriously, I don’t mind getting older.
603
00:34:19,974 --> 00:34:22,727
Age has some very surprising benefits.
604
00:34:22,810 --> 00:34:24,687
- [audience members] Hmm!
- Like wisdom?
605
00:34:25,855 --> 00:34:27,190
Among other things.
606
00:34:27,273 --> 00:34:28,273
[audience laughs]
607
00:34:28,316 --> 00:34:29,400
E flat.
608
00:34:29,984 --> 00:34:31,736
- [Bobby] Oh!
- [cheering]
609
00:34:31,819 --> 00:34:34,238
[piano playing
"I'm Glad I'm Not Young Anymore"]
610
00:34:35,323 --> 00:34:38,868
♪ How lovely to sit here in the shade ♪
611
00:34:38,951 --> 00:34:42,497
♪ With none of the woes of man and maid ♪
612
00:34:42,580 --> 00:34:48,336
♪ I’m glad I’m not young anymore ♪
613
00:34:48,419 --> 00:34:50,296
[audience cheering]
614
00:34:50,379 --> 00:34:53,382
♪ The rivals that don’t exist at all ♪
615
00:34:53,883 --> 00:34:57,261
♪ The feeling you’re only two feet tall ♪
616
00:34:57,345 --> 00:35:03,142
♪ I’m glad I’m not young anymore ♪
617
00:35:03,935 --> 00:35:07,355
♪ No more confusion ♪
618
00:35:07,438 --> 00:35:11,109
♪ No morning-after surprise ♪
619
00:35:11,192 --> 00:35:14,654
♪ No self-delusion... ♪
620
00:35:15,279 --> 00:35:17,365
Bobby, do you smell smoke?
621
00:35:17,907 --> 00:35:21,160
- ♪ I think you're having a stroke ♪
- [audience laughs]
622
00:35:22,245 --> 00:35:23,329
No, Bobby.
623
00:35:23,996 --> 00:35:25,206
Bobby, look.
624
00:35:26,165 --> 00:35:27,959
- Fire! Fuck! Fire!
- [panicked yelling]
625
00:35:28,376 --> 00:35:30,776
- [Sandy] This is not a fucking drill!
- [audience clamoring]
626
00:35:33,297 --> 00:35:36,634
- [coughing]
- [distant siren wails]
627
00:35:40,888 --> 00:35:43,182
["Running Up That Hill"
by Kate Bush playing]
628
00:36:00,074 --> 00:36:01,784
Hey. Babe, come on.
629
00:36:05,955 --> 00:36:08,666
♪ Yeah, yeah, yo ♪
630
00:36:10,209 --> 00:36:14,130
♪ Yeah, yeah, yo ♪
631
00:36:14,630 --> 00:36:18,301
♪ Yeah, yeah, yo ♪
632
00:36:19,010 --> 00:36:22,847
♪ Yeah, yeah, yo ♪
633
00:36:22,930 --> 00:36:24,599
[coughing]
634
00:36:34,567 --> 00:36:36,319
Well, I guess we got the word out.
635
00:36:38,946 --> 00:36:41,073
♪ Yeah, yeah, yo ♪
636
00:36:41,157 --> 00:36:42,909
♪ Oh, come on, baby ♪
637
00:36:43,201 --> 00:36:45,077
♪ Oh, come on, darling ♪
638
00:36:45,328 --> 00:36:49,624
♪ Let me steal this moment from you now ♪
639
00:36:49,874 --> 00:36:51,667
♪ Oh, come on, angel ♪
640
00:36:51,751 --> 00:36:53,628
♪ Come on, come on, darling ♪
641
00:36:54,170 --> 00:36:58,341
♪ Let's exchange the experience ♪
642
00:37:15,191 --> 00:37:16,609
♪ If I only could ♪
643
00:37:16,692 --> 00:37:19,070
♪ I'd make a deal with God ♪
644
00:37:19,153 --> 00:37:23,115
♪ And I'd get him to swap our places ♪
645
00:37:23,199 --> 00:37:25,743
♪ I'd be running up that road ♪
646
00:37:25,826 --> 00:37:28,162
♪ Be running up that hill ♪
647
00:37:28,537 --> 00:37:31,624
♪ With no problems ♪
648
00:37:32,291 --> 00:37:34,627
♪ Say, if I only could ♪
649
00:37:34,710 --> 00:37:36,629
♪ I'd make a deal with God ♪
650
00:37:36,712 --> 00:37:40,132
♪ And I'd get him to swap our places ♪
651
00:37:41,217 --> 00:37:43,135
♪ I'd be running up that road ♪
652
00:37:43,219 --> 00:37:45,596
♪ Be running up that hill ♪
653
00:37:46,222 --> 00:37:50,059
♪ With no problems ♪
654
00:37:52,603 --> 00:37:54,438
♪ Only could ♪
655
00:37:54,522 --> 00:37:58,150
♪ Be running up that hill ♪