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[indistinct cheerful chatter]
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Happy 50th show, everyone!
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[cheering and laughter]
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- Oh, my God, we're middle-aged!
- [laughter]
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Okay, one, two, three!
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[all blow, cheering]
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- Who wants to cut?
- Oh, I will.
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- Okay.
- [Stacey] Make sure I get a rose.
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- Carmen, do you need any help?
- No, not with that.
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- Can I get a... Arth, I got it.
- Don't touch it.
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[Melrose] Arthie.
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[sighs]
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[Melrose] Mm.
I'm just such a big helper is,
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I think, a thing
that people don't really realize about me.
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["Cities In Dust"
by Siouxsie and the Banshees playing]
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[indistinct cheerful chatter]
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♪ Water was running ♪
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♪ Children were running ♪
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♪ You were running out of time ♪
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♪ Under the mountain ♪
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♪ The golden mountain ♪
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♪ Were you praying at the Lares shrine? ♪
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♪ But, ohhh-ohhh ♪
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♪ Oh, your city lies in dust, my friend ♪
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♪ Ohhh-ohhh ♪
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♪ Oh, your city lies in dust, my friend ♪
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♪ We found you hiding ♪
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♪ We found you lying ♪
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♪ Choking on the dirt and sand ♪
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♪ Your former glories ♪
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♪ And all the stories ♪
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♪ Dragged and washed with eager hands ♪
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♪ But, ohhh-ohhh ♪
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♪ Oh, your city lies in dust, my friend ♪
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♪ Ohhh-ohhh ♪
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♪ Oh, your city lies in dust, my friend ♪
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♪ Ohhh-oh-ohhh ♪
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♪ Oh, your city lies in dust, my friend ♪
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♪ Ohhh-oh-ohhh ♪
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♪ Oh, your city lies in dust, my friend ♪
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♪ Your city lies in dust, my friend ♪
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♪ Ohhh-oh-ohhh ♪
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♪ Oh, your city lies in dust
My friend... ♪
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[sighs]
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[Debbie] What number is it?
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Oh, um...
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Oh, 200!
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Oh, my God, you guys!
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- Happy 200th show!
- Yippee!
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We should celebrate.
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I’m late for a date with Tex.
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- I have a date too.
- Yeah, me too.
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- With your prostitute boyfriend?
- Shut up.
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I pay him, I control the terms,
and I’m happy. Don’t judge.
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Okay, bye.
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Night.
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Hey, wait up.
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[downbeat electronic music playing]
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[man] Excuse me, Ruth?
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- [Ruth] Yes?
- Phone call. I can transfer it.
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No, I'll take it here. [clears throat]
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- Hello?
- [Russell] Hey, it's me.
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- Guess what?
- What?
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Okay, so you know this director,
Menahem Golan, who directed The Apple,
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about the evil recording company
and Adam and Eve?
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- What’s the news?
- Okay, right, right, right.
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Okay, so he was at KDTV last week,
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and I asked him if he needed
a camera operator for anything
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and he was like,
"No, I have no idea who you are."
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But today, I get a call from him
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saying that his second unit operator
has shingles,
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and that he needs someone to hop on
this movie that he’s directing in Sevilla.
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Spain?
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Yeah. It’s only two months,
but I’m kind of freaking out.
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Wow. Yes, I mean, that’s huge. That’s...
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No, it's huge.
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Now we don’t have to get into fights
about you working in Vegas
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and me staying at home waiting for you.
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Hold on.
I gotta... I gotta drain the spaghetti.
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[pot clatters]
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[Russell] Hey, sorry,
I feel like I bulldozed you.
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No, it’s fine.
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You’re excited. I...
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You know, maybe I can come to LA...
this weekend to celebrate.
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Okay, so, um, my flight leaves on Friday.
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Wow. [chuckles]
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But maybe...
maybe you'll come to Spain for New Year's?
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Um...
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I don’t know, Russell...
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Oh, no, no, no.
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No, don't...
don't... don't do this on the phone.
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I’m not doing anything.
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[sighs]
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Hello?
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I'm still here.
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- How's the house coming?
- Ah, fantastic.
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Love the architect you recommended.
We... We landed on French château...
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...meets desert deco.
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You know, we really should set up
an office for you here at the hotel.
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You’re producing two shows on-site now.
It makes sense.
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Maybe I’ll just buy the penthouse.
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[laughs]
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I like how you two spend money.
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- Yeah.
- And thanks to your investment,
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we will finally be able to give Rhapsody
the face-lift it deserves.
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- [Rhonda gasps]
- [Bash whistles in amazement]
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- [Sandy] How about that sign?
- [chuckles] I love it.
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Yeah.
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And...
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- What's this?
- I have been wanting to add...
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a "tribute to old Hollywood" number
for years now.
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A classic
Ginger Rogers/Fred Astaire number
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with huge production value. And...
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we’ve never been able to afford it,
but now...
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Well, Sandy... [chuckles]
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pardon my French,
but fuck Hollywood, right?
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I mean, who wants a classic face-lift?
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And what does that even mean?
You still look old, but better? It...
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Well, yes. That’s the idea.
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Well, how about this for an idea?
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We bring Rhapsody into...
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the ‘80s.
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What did you have in mind, Bash?
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[upbeat rock instrumental playing]
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Whoo!
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[grunts]
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Ahhh!
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[music stops]
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Whoo!
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It’s Bash Howard’s Rhapsody,
featuring BMX Babes!
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‘Cause that’s his brand.
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Girls doing something
you thought only a boy could do.
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Look, if I’m gonna pump more money
into Rhapsody,
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then it's gotta have a Bash Howard stamp.
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Now, everybody in town's got
a showgirl show, right?
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But no one in town
has a BMX showgirl show.
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Yeah. Maybe there’s a reason for that.
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It's very exciting.
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- Thank you.
- [Sandy] But...
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how about, instead of all the, uh, hoopla,
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we update the music?
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A little Huey Lewis?
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And that way, it's different,
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but we're still giving audiences
what they love.
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But people aren’t actually coming
to Rhapsody anymore.
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Ticket sales have been a little soft.
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Uh, I had Rhonda take a look
at the books. Rhonda?
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The profits have been quite low
for a few months now.
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There’s always a dip
at the end of the year. Uh, holidays.
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Well, if GLOW took this sort
of a nosedive in ticket sales,
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- I mean, you'd pull us from the showroom.
- [Rhonda] What Bash is trying to say is,
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if we can't make these improvements,
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I'm not sure Rhapsody
is the right investment for us.
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[sighs]
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If you pull out your money now,
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we have to shut down.
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There will be 80 showgirls out of a job.
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[exhales] Believe me, Sandy, I know.
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So, let's introduce these girls
to the future, huh?
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You two are quite a team, huh?
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[chuckles]
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[Sheila] He got a job in Spain?
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[sighs] Yup.
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- And are things better with you guys?
- Not really.
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It's like everyone's moving on
with their lives,
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and I'm doing performance reports.
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You wanna do a scene together?
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[laughs]
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That’s very sweet, but...
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you know, I don’t think
Miss Julie is gonna cheer me up right now.
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[Sheila] Not Strindberg.
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Sam Shepard.
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Bobby asked me to perform
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at this charity ball
he throws every winter.
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Well, the first year it was to raise money
so he could go on vacation to Hawaii,
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but now all the money goes
to help local AIDS groups.
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There’s a costume contest
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and a stage
where you’re supposed to perform things
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you couldn’t perform in your own show.
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But True West, isn’t that two men?
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Yeah, I was supposed to perform it
with Bobby,
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but he’s so stressed out
about pulling this whole thing together.
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And two women doing it?
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Last night... Last night was
a roller coaster, right, Rita?
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- It was.
- I was down 1,200,
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and then these four sisters
from Florida show up to the table.
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- It was her 40th birthday.
- Fiftieth.
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Cut to five hours later, I’m up $2,000,
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and they invited me to Miami
for New Year's Eve.
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[man] Cherry Bang?
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That's me.
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I’m with the casino.
Can you come with me, please?
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Uh-uh. I’m staying right here.
I got money to win back.
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You should go with him.
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Is everything okay?
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Yeah, I’m sure they’re taking me
to the high rollers room.
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Is she in trouble?
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- I’m not at liberty to say.
- Rita.
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[quietly] Yes, she’s in trouble.
You should go help her.
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This never happened.
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Hey, Al.
You know she’s one of our performers.
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Oh, I know.
That’s why we let it go this long.
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She owes the casino $5,000.
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I’m gonna pay it back.
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The casino usually takes legal action
after 30 days, so consider yourself lucky.
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How about you give her
a little more time, Al?
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It is the holidays.
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She can have one week.
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Wh...
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You don't have any savings?
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I can’t touch that.
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- You do work for a very wealthy man.
- No.
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I don't...
I don't want him or anyone to know.
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I’ll figure it out.
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"Why don’t we try to see this through,
Lee?
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Just for the hell of it. Maybe you’ve
really got something here.
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What do you think?"
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"Maybe so.
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I mean, no harm in tryin’.
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You know, you think it’s such a hot idea.
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Besides, I always wondered
what it would be like to be you."
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- "You did?"
- [Sheila] "Yeah, sure.
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I used to picture you...
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walking around some campus
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with your arms full of books,
blondes chasin’ after ya."
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"Blondes? [chuckles]
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That’s funny."
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- Eh... Ah.
- [Sheila] What?
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I’m not sure if this really translates
to women.
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Men can be blond.
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"What’s funny about it?"
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Oh, uh...
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"Because I always used to picture you
somewhere."
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"Where’d you picture me?"
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[clears throat]
"Oh, I don’t know. Different places.
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Adventures.
You were always on some adventure."
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"Yeah."
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"And I used to say to myself,
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‘Lee’s got the right idea. He’s...
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out there in the world, and here I am.
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What am I doing?’"
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"Well, you were settin’ yourself up
for somethin’."
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Are you off-book?
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Oh, I have a good memory.
[chuckles softly]
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But, hey, I love all the stuff that...
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you’re doing with Austin.
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The self-doubt.
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00:13:23,719 --> 00:13:26,055
Uh, I wasn’t acting yet.
249
00:13:27,515 --> 00:13:28,515
Oh.
250
00:13:32,478 --> 00:13:34,980
Do you wanna, uh, try out some blocking?
251
00:13:36,023 --> 00:13:37,023
Sure.
252
00:13:37,817 --> 00:13:40,569
- What, you want, like, a punch card?
- Yeah, maybe I do.
253
00:13:40,945 --> 00:13:43,322
Well, you still owe me
from the first time we were together.
254
00:13:43,405 --> 00:13:45,125
[Melrose]
Oh, I’m never paying you for that.
255
00:13:45,157 --> 00:13:46,927
- It’s a matter of principle.
- [Randy wailing]
256
00:13:46,951 --> 00:13:49,495
[Debbie] Okay. Love you Randy,
be nice to Jenny. Bye-bye!
257
00:13:49,578 --> 00:13:50,578
Hey, hey!
258
00:13:50,621 --> 00:13:53,707
Do you want to come see a man
about a horse?
259
00:13:54,542 --> 00:13:55,835
Don’t make fun of my play.
260
00:13:56,669 --> 00:13:58,128
I was not talking about your play.
261
00:13:58,212 --> 00:14:01,298
I have a three o’clock
with an American Quarter Horse
262
00:14:01,382 --> 00:14:02,383
named Viceroy.
263
00:14:02,633 --> 00:14:06,595
And, if we hit it off,
I guess he’ll move here from North Dakota,
264
00:14:06,679 --> 00:14:09,473
where he currently lives
in semi-retirement from the rodeo.
265
00:14:10,599 --> 00:14:13,102
It’s a gift from Tex
for our six-month anniversary.
266
00:14:13,936 --> 00:14:16,689
I have to work on my lines
for the thing with Sheila. I...
267
00:14:16,772 --> 00:14:19,191
No, please! I’ll run them with you.
Come on, come on.
268
00:14:19,441 --> 00:14:20,441
I'm late.
269
00:14:21,026 --> 00:14:22,026
[quietly] Please.
270
00:14:23,737 --> 00:14:25,364
- Fine.
- [Debbie] Yes!
271
00:14:25,823 --> 00:14:27,449
[horse neighs]
272
00:14:29,618 --> 00:14:31,328
[Debbie] Whoa, too fast, too fast.
273
00:14:31,829 --> 00:14:33,122
[Ruth] You’re fine.
274
00:14:34,331 --> 00:14:35,249
Just talk to me
275
00:14:35,332 --> 00:14:38,052
so I stop thinking about falling off
this horse and breaking my neck.
276
00:14:40,337 --> 00:14:43,048
I think Sheila might be a good actor.
277
00:14:43,382 --> 00:14:44,300
Better than me.
278
00:14:44,383 --> 00:14:46,927
It’s not a competition, Ruth.
It’s a scene for a charity ball.
279
00:14:47,011 --> 00:14:49,430
You should have seen her
navigate that scene.
280
00:14:49,513 --> 00:14:51,849
She had... all the right instincts.
281
00:14:52,016 --> 00:14:53,017
It was like...
282
00:14:53,183 --> 00:14:56,437
she was on a black diamond,
and I was on the bunny slopes.
283
00:14:56,520 --> 00:14:59,523
You need to stop comparing yourself
to other people.
284
00:14:59,732 --> 00:15:03,402
Well, it’s hard when you’re sharing a room
with a young Shirley MacLaine.
285
00:15:04,862 --> 00:15:07,156
Sheila says
the ball might not happen anyway.
286
00:15:07,781 --> 00:15:11,785
Bobby’s supposedly a disaster with money,
which is probably for the best.
287
00:15:11,869 --> 00:15:15,372
Then nobody will hear me do
a terrible Western drawl.
288
00:15:15,497 --> 00:15:16,497
[Debbie] Ruth.
289
00:15:16,874 --> 00:15:17,874
What?
290
00:15:18,000 --> 00:15:19,501
You’re supposed to be helping me.
291
00:15:19,877 --> 00:15:21,253
Wanna give him a little kick?
292
00:15:21,337 --> 00:15:22,922
Uh... Okay.
293
00:15:24,882 --> 00:15:26,800
- Whoa! Oh, my God!
- [man clicks tongue]
294
00:15:26,884 --> 00:15:30,054
[upbeat instrumental country music
playing]
295
00:15:31,555 --> 00:15:33,766
See? You don't need my help.
296
00:15:37,561 --> 00:15:39,104
[chuckles]
297
00:15:39,396 --> 00:15:40,689
[Ruth] You’re a natural.
298
00:15:41,899 --> 00:15:43,710
- [Debbie] That was kinda fun!
- [man] Good job.
299
00:15:43,734 --> 00:15:45,235
I like it!
300
00:15:50,074 --> 00:15:52,242
It's definitely weird seeing you
on a horse.
301
00:15:52,326 --> 00:15:54,495
I know. It's like a Jordache commercial.
302
00:15:55,079 --> 00:15:56,747
Oh. Thank you, Miranda.
303
00:16:00,376 --> 00:16:01,835
No, I mean, um...
304
00:16:02,878 --> 00:16:08,258
you know, we came to Vegas
to do a wrestling show, and...
305
00:16:08,884 --> 00:16:10,886
now I’m stuck in a loop, and...
306
00:16:11,303 --> 00:16:14,807
you put on a whole new life,
and it fits you.
307
00:16:15,224 --> 00:16:16,892
It is not a whole new life.
308
00:16:17,309 --> 00:16:21,021
Debbie, you’re dating a rich rancher,
he bought you a horse,
309
00:16:21,105 --> 00:16:23,482
and we’re sitting on his porch
being served tea.
310
00:16:24,441 --> 00:16:25,441
Mm-hmm.
311
00:16:26,485 --> 00:16:29,029
I mean, I know
things have always moved faster
312
00:16:29,113 --> 00:16:30,114
for you, but...
313
00:16:30,572 --> 00:16:33,409
[sighs] I wish we could just go back to LA
314
00:16:33,492 --> 00:16:36,036
and find a little theater and do a play.
315
00:16:36,245 --> 00:16:39,790
We could do True West, you and me.
We could do 'night, Mother.
316
00:16:39,873 --> 00:16:42,251
God, that sounds awful.
317
00:16:42,334 --> 00:16:43,335
[chuckles]
318
00:16:44,044 --> 00:16:45,421
What? It does!
319
00:16:45,629 --> 00:16:50,384
I mean, if... if we were, uh, 25, fine,
but I want my life...
320
00:16:50,926 --> 00:16:53,053
to get bigger, not smaller.
321
00:16:54,888 --> 00:16:57,224
And I don’t care about playing
all the great roles.
322
00:16:57,307 --> 00:16:58,767
I mean, it’s not realistic.
323
00:16:59,476 --> 00:17:03,147
So, if Liberty Belle was the last part
you ever played, you’d be fine?
324
00:17:03,230 --> 00:17:04,230
I would.
325
00:17:04,648 --> 00:17:07,735
And I have a lot of other exciting things
on my plate right now.
326
00:17:07,943 --> 00:17:10,279
- Like what, producing?
- Yeah.
327
00:17:10,696 --> 00:17:11,696
Come on.
328
00:17:11,864 --> 00:17:13,584
GLOW's been running on autopilot
for months.
329
00:17:13,615 --> 00:17:15,427
You keep saying you wanna do a project
of your own,
330
00:17:15,451 --> 00:17:17,732
but you're clearly not doing anything
to make that happen.
331
00:17:20,873 --> 00:17:21,873
[Debbie scoffs]
332
00:17:22,332 --> 00:17:23,375
Sorry.
333
00:17:25,794 --> 00:17:27,629
Do you want to start running lines?
334
00:17:28,589 --> 00:17:31,467
Um, yeah, sure.
We only have an hour, though.
335
00:17:32,509 --> 00:17:34,149
I thought Tex was off on a business trip.
336
00:17:34,720 --> 00:17:38,307
He is, but he’s getting back for dinner,
and I haven’t seen him in a week.
337
00:17:39,516 --> 00:17:42,603
So, you brought me all the way out here?
How am I supposed to get back?
338
00:17:42,686 --> 00:17:44,855
I’ll have Bob drive you, it’s fine.
339
00:17:44,938 --> 00:17:46,065
What scene is it?
340
00:17:47,775 --> 00:17:48,901
Scene four.
341
00:17:50,778 --> 00:17:52,988
[unenthusiastically]
"Night. Coyotes in distance, fade.
342
00:17:53,072 --> 00:17:55,741
Sound of typewriter in dark, crickets..."
343
00:17:57,034 --> 00:18:00,204
[jazz version of "Silent Night" playing
on speakers]
344
00:18:00,788 --> 00:18:02,039
[Carmen] Where you going?
345
00:18:04,166 --> 00:18:05,166
[Cherry] Out.
346
00:18:06,043 --> 00:18:07,419
Why are you wearing a disguise?
347
00:18:07,878 --> 00:18:10,464
- Shut up, Carmen.
- [exhales] Well, I'll come with you.
348
00:18:10,547 --> 00:18:11,867
No, you're not. Don't babysit me.
349
00:18:12,049 --> 00:18:15,219
I'm just trying to stop you
from doing something you'll regret later.
350
00:18:15,636 --> 00:18:17,930
[sighs, scoffs]
351
00:18:19,973 --> 00:18:22,476
- [loud rock music playing]
- [cheering]
352
00:18:25,229 --> 00:18:26,355
Mud wrestling?
353
00:18:29,858 --> 00:18:31,985
Do any of those girls know how to wrestle?
354
00:18:32,069 --> 00:18:34,488
[chuckles] I don’t think wrestling
is really the point.
355
00:18:34,571 --> 00:18:36,573
[cheering]
356
00:18:37,574 --> 00:18:41,120
Cherry, you could get hurt.
And it’s gross.
357
00:18:41,870 --> 00:18:44,873
Well, Carmen, it's not stripping,
and that was Denise’s other option.
358
00:18:44,957 --> 00:18:47,584
Hey, nudes make fast cash.
359
00:18:49,378 --> 00:18:51,547
[sighs] What if I wrestle Cherry?
360
00:18:51,630 --> 00:18:53,549
- I’m not asking you to do that.
- [chuckles]
361
00:18:53,632 --> 00:18:56,927
You shouldn't wrestle a untrained waitress
with fake boobs
362
00:18:57,010 --> 00:18:58,679
who doesn't even know an arm bar.
363
00:19:02,516 --> 00:19:03,725
[sighs]
364
00:19:05,811 --> 00:19:08,647
[groans in annoyance]
I can't believe we're doing this.
365
00:19:09,773 --> 00:19:12,860
- Hey, let's go old-school.
- What's that supposed to mean?
366
00:19:12,943 --> 00:19:16,780
I try to pin you, you try to pin me.
Whoever gets there first, wins.
367
00:19:17,447 --> 00:19:21,243
- [announcer] And the winner is Sapphire!
- [cheering]
368
00:19:21,326 --> 00:19:22,661
[ring bell clangs]
369
00:19:24,121 --> 00:19:25,761
[announcer] All right, everyone, back up!
370
00:19:26,373 --> 00:19:29,459
And now,
for our heavyweight match tonight,
371
00:19:29,543 --> 00:19:31,670
featuring Cheetara
372
00:19:31,753 --> 00:19:35,549
- and Pumyra.
- [chuckles]
373
00:19:35,966 --> 00:19:36,966
That's us?
374
00:19:37,092 --> 00:19:39,553
What? I wasn’t gonna give them
our real names. [laughs]
375
00:19:39,636 --> 00:19:41,346
Named us after the ThunderCats.
376
00:19:41,805 --> 00:19:42,806
[exhales]
377
00:19:43,432 --> 00:19:46,518
Come on! Let me hear you, everybody!
Let's go!
378
00:19:46,602 --> 00:19:48,402
[announcer]
Take a look, ladies and gentlemen!
379
00:19:48,478 --> 00:19:50,147
- Make your bets!
- [booing]
380
00:19:50,230 --> 00:19:51,899
[announcer] Make some money tonight!
381
00:19:52,357 --> 00:19:54,651
Take a look at these ladies!
382
00:19:54,860 --> 00:19:57,654
The heavyweights of tonight's match!
383
00:19:58,488 --> 00:19:59,740
[Cherry] Let's do it!
384
00:19:59,823 --> 00:20:01,074
Who you got?
385
00:20:01,366 --> 00:20:04,077
[announcer]
Last call for bets. Place your bets now!
386
00:20:04,536 --> 00:20:08,290
Place your bets, ladies and gentleman,
place your bets!
387
00:20:08,373 --> 00:20:09,666
Take a look!
388
00:20:10,459 --> 00:20:12,794
Ladies... take the ring.
389
00:20:17,507 --> 00:20:20,093
["Barracuda" by Heart playing]
390
00:20:23,847 --> 00:20:25,015
On my whistle...
391
00:20:26,642 --> 00:20:27,642
wrestle.
392
00:20:30,187 --> 00:20:31,313
[blows whistle]
393
00:20:31,396 --> 00:20:32,731
[both grunting]
394
00:20:44,910 --> 00:20:46,578
♪ So, this ain't the end ♪
395
00:20:46,662 --> 00:20:50,499
♪ I saw you again today ♪
396
00:20:51,083 --> 00:20:53,585
♪ I had to turn my heart away ♪
397
00:20:56,380 --> 00:20:57,714
♪ Smiled like the sun ♪
398
00:20:57,881 --> 00:21:01,551
♪ Kisses for everyone ♪
399
00:21:01,843 --> 00:21:05,305
♪ And tales, it never fails ♪
400
00:21:05,389 --> 00:21:07,057
Go! Come on, ladies! Go!
401
00:21:07,140 --> 00:21:09,559
♪ You're lying so low in the weeds ♪
402
00:21:10,978 --> 00:21:13,772
♪ I bet you gonna ambush me ♪
403
00:21:14,022 --> 00:21:16,400
♪ You'd have me down, down, down ♪
404
00:21:16,650 --> 00:21:19,486
- ♪ Down on my knees ♪
- [screams]
405
00:21:19,569 --> 00:21:21,113
- Okay, okay!
- [ring bell clangs]
406
00:21:21,196 --> 00:21:24,616
And the winner is Pumyra!
407
00:21:24,700 --> 00:21:26,702
- [cheering]
- Yeah!
408
00:21:28,245 --> 00:21:31,915
So, I was going over the plans,
and tell me what you think about this...
409
00:21:33,625 --> 00:21:35,294
What if we just scrap the guesthouse,
410
00:21:35,377 --> 00:21:38,171
and instead we go for a tennis court
and a pool?
411
00:21:38,255 --> 00:21:41,675
I mean, Birdie’s never gonna come visit
and stay in a guesthouse.
412
00:21:42,634 --> 00:21:43,719
Hello, Mr. Howard.
413
00:21:44,886 --> 00:21:45,971
Aren’t you cold?
414
00:21:47,306 --> 00:21:48,682
Maybe you could warm me up.
415
00:21:49,308 --> 00:21:50,308
I'm brushing my teeth.
416
00:21:51,059 --> 00:21:52,978
- Is there anything I could do?
- [Bash scoffs]
417
00:21:53,520 --> 00:21:55,272
Pretty sure I can brush my teeth
on my own.
418
00:21:57,482 --> 00:22:00,485
It feels like you haven’t really
been interested much lately.
419
00:22:01,737 --> 00:22:03,196
Oh, come on, that’s not true.
420
00:22:04,823 --> 00:22:06,825
We haven’t had sex in, like, two months.
421
00:22:08,327 --> 00:22:11,079
I know it’s not the honeymoon phase
anymore, but...
422
00:22:12,748 --> 00:22:13,748
I miss you.
423
00:22:14,082 --> 00:22:17,085
Hey, that’s... that's crazy, all right?
I'm right here.
424
00:22:18,628 --> 00:22:20,047
But has something changed?
425
00:22:20,589 --> 00:22:23,884
I know building a house
and an entertainment empire is stressful.
426
00:22:23,967 --> 00:22:25,761
Nothing’s changed. I love you.
427
00:22:26,720 --> 00:22:30,223
And, hey, I'd wanna stay married to you
even if we never had sex ever again.
428
00:22:30,599 --> 00:22:31,599
Okay?
429
00:22:49,951 --> 00:22:51,703
Hey, Bob, can we pull over?
430
00:23:04,216 --> 00:23:07,886
[mysterious lounge jazz music playing]
431
00:23:14,601 --> 00:23:16,853
- [man speaking indistinctly on TV]
- [knock at door]
432
00:23:17,771 --> 00:23:19,564
- Come in.
- [door chimes jingle]
433
00:23:20,315 --> 00:23:21,315
[clears throat]
434
00:23:23,193 --> 00:23:24,403
Oh, hi.
435
00:23:25,862 --> 00:23:27,322
You want a reading?
436
00:23:29,408 --> 00:23:30,992
Um, I do, I think.
437
00:23:31,576 --> 00:23:33,703
- Have a seat.
- [television clicks off]
438
00:23:36,665 --> 00:23:37,791
[woman] Ten dollars.
439
00:23:41,169 --> 00:23:42,421
[Ruth clears her throat]
440
00:23:46,258 --> 00:23:49,594
I was just with my friend
and her horse, Viceroy.
441
00:23:50,303 --> 00:23:52,139
You have a question about the horse?
442
00:23:53,515 --> 00:23:54,515
No.
443
00:23:54,599 --> 00:23:56,852
You have something you wanna focus on?
444
00:23:56,935 --> 00:23:58,728
[cards shuffling]
445
00:24:01,648 --> 00:24:03,066
I wanna know if I’m...
446
00:24:03,733 --> 00:24:05,152
wasting my life.
447
00:24:07,863 --> 00:24:10,449
Should I just give up now
and do something else?
448
00:24:14,703 --> 00:24:16,872
Okay. Let's take a look.
449
00:24:19,249 --> 00:24:20,709
Shuffle the cards.
450
00:24:28,675 --> 00:24:31,178
[cards shuffling awkwardly]
451
00:24:32,304 --> 00:24:35,182
I don't spend a lot of time in...
a casino.
452
00:24:37,809 --> 00:24:38,935
This better be good.
453
00:24:39,436 --> 00:24:42,397
I haven’t been up this early
since the Carter administration.
454
00:24:42,814 --> 00:24:43,857
[laughs uncertainly]
455
00:24:43,982 --> 00:24:45,025
Here.
456
00:24:46,485 --> 00:24:47,777
[Bobby clears his throat]
457
00:24:48,445 --> 00:24:52,199
I made a few calls,
and I found an LA sponsor
458
00:24:52,282 --> 00:24:54,510
who wants to donate all the liquor
for your charity ball.
459
00:24:54,534 --> 00:24:58,997
It is a good tax write-off, and tomorrow,
we can start combing through the budget.
460
00:25:00,499 --> 00:25:03,710
You have a party that needs producing,
I need something to produce.
461
00:25:04,002 --> 00:25:05,295
GLOW is on autopilot.
462
00:25:05,629 --> 00:25:07,130
Let me get this straight.
463
00:25:07,380 --> 00:25:11,009
You wanna help produce
an underground AIDS fund-raiser?
464
00:25:13,428 --> 00:25:14,428
Yeah.
465
00:25:15,138 --> 00:25:16,306
For free?
466
00:25:18,099 --> 00:25:19,559
It’s always been my dream.
467
00:25:20,894 --> 00:25:22,312
You and Elizabeth Taylor.
468
00:25:23,855 --> 00:25:25,565
[hairdryer blowing]
469
00:25:28,652 --> 00:25:30,820
Hey, I got breakfast,
and then we can work.
470
00:25:31,029 --> 00:25:33,740
[Sheila]
Thanks! I think there's a message.
471
00:25:39,871 --> 00:25:41,248
[line beeps]
472
00:25:41,414 --> 00:25:42,582
[Sam] Hey, Ruth.
473
00:25:43,166 --> 00:25:45,168
It’s me, Sam.
474
00:25:45,752 --> 00:25:48,880
Hey, oh, thanks
for the five million performance reports.
475
00:25:48,964 --> 00:25:50,757
That was... good.
476
00:25:51,299 --> 00:25:53,635
And, uh, look, you know,
I'm sorry, I, uh...
477
00:25:54,970 --> 00:25:58,723
Anyway, I'm sure you’ve heard,
but, uh, we’re making Justine’s movie,
478
00:25:58,807 --> 00:26:00,892
and we’d like to, uh, bring you in.
479
00:26:00,976 --> 00:26:04,020
There’s a part,
and I think you’d be great.
480
00:26:04,104 --> 00:26:06,940
Give me a call
if that sounds interesting.
481
00:26:07,482 --> 00:26:08,482
All right?
482
00:26:08,942 --> 00:26:10,777
Okay, bye.
483
00:26:10,860 --> 00:26:11,861
[Sam hangs up]
484
00:26:13,530 --> 00:26:14,823
[gasps softly]
485
00:26:16,116 --> 00:26:17,116
Ready?
486
00:26:18,451 --> 00:26:19,494
Yeah.
487
00:26:22,789 --> 00:26:25,500
[upbeat rock music playing]
488
00:26:25,584 --> 00:26:27,252
♪ Two-headed dime ♪
489
00:26:27,586 --> 00:26:28,753
♪ Making me nervous ♪
490
00:26:29,588 --> 00:26:30,755
♪ They're all around ♪
491
00:26:30,839 --> 00:26:33,383
♪ I will never do this again ♪
492
00:26:34,217 --> 00:26:35,510
♪ This again ♪
493
00:26:35,594 --> 00:26:36,761
♪ Driving at night ♪
494
00:26:37,137 --> 00:26:39,514
- ♪ Walking the streets ♪
- ♪ Walking the streets ♪
495
00:26:39,598 --> 00:26:40,682
♪ You're walking free ♪
496
00:26:40,765 --> 00:26:43,518
♪ And I don't want to miss the end ♪
497
00:26:44,227 --> 00:26:45,520
♪ This again ♪
498
00:26:48,523 --> 00:26:49,524
♪ Oh, oh ♪
499
00:26:51,109 --> 00:26:53,528
♪ We never will miss again ♪
500
00:26:54,571 --> 00:26:56,114
♪ Oh, oh ♪
501
00:26:56,615 --> 00:26:58,033
♪ Oh, oh ♪
502
00:26:58,116 --> 00:27:01,661
♪ We never, never will miss again ♪
503
00:27:14,299 --> 00:27:17,344
♪ Walking the streets ♪
504
00:27:27,228 --> 00:27:29,564
♪ Never, never miss again ♪
505
00:27:33,318 --> 00:27:36,571
♪ Never will miss again ♪
506
00:27:36,655 --> 00:27:38,198
♪ Oh, oh ♪
507
00:27:38,657 --> 00:27:39,949
♪ Oh, oh ♪
508
00:27:40,033 --> 00:27:43,995
♪ Never will, never will miss again ♪