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[Justine] It's a million degrees in here.
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- [Sam] It's not that bad.
- [Justine] Yes, it is.
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- You’re sweating. Like, a lot.
- Huh?
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Well, yeah,
the fucking air conditioner's broken.
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- [presses buttons]
- Well, maybe roll down
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all the windows, then.
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[sighs]
All right, listen, when we go in there,
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don’t make too much small talk.
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- I’m not gonna say anything.
- Well, no.
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I mean, [stammers]
you gotta say something, but...
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J-Just be yourself.
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You know, maybe ten percent less weird.
That would be good.
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Wow. Okay, thanks.
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You know what I'm saying.
I mean, it's just...
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I...
I need you to look like you give a shit.
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I give a shit.
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It’s summer vacation,
and I’m not backpacking through Europe.
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I’m here.
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I really want this.
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All right, okay.
All right. But don't want it too much.
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You know what I mean? Don't...
You don't wanna appear desperate.
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Christ, I haven't been here
in a long time.
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Hey.
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Uh, Sam Sylvia, Justine Biagi.
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[guard] Yes, sir. Please pull forward
and park in any of the visitors spaces.
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[Sam] Okay, here we go.
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Happy fucking faces. Happy faces.
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Not too happy. Not... Okay.
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[uplifting rock music playing]
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Ah. How about this one?
Reserved, but still fun.
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No! [grunts]
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- What's wrong with pigs?
- She hates animals.
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So, no leopard print, then?
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- Where...
- [knocking at door]
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[takes a deep breath] Fuck.
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Hi, Birdie. [clears throat]
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There is a water feature in the kitchen.
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It’s a hot tub. [chuckles]
They’re standard in all the penthouses.
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Please, come in.
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Careful making toast.
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Well, we mostly order room service.
It's free.
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- Mostly.
- [door closes]
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[Bash, in hoarse voice]
Where are you staying?
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At the Sands.
What’s the matter with your voice?
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Oh, Bash is on vocal rest.
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He basically yells for an hour straight
every night, and the audience loves him.
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- But it’s very hard on his vocal chords.
- [quietly] Very hard.
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Oh. So you speak for him.
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Oh! Rhonda. [chuckles]
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Rhonda Howard.
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- I'm sorry I didn’t say anything sooner.
- No, I'm fine.
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I mean, what mother doesn’t want to learn
from American Express
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that her son has married a new cardholder?
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And there's why
I didn't say anything sooner.
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[Birdie] Oh, save your voice, Romeo.
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I’m simply here to meet the woman
that my son fell so madly in love with
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that he kept her a secret from his family.
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Well, maybe this is a good thing.
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Because I don't like secrets.
And I've been wanting to meet you, too,
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- Mom.
- No, no.
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- Mrs. Howard.
- [Bash] Uh-uh.
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- [whispers] Birdie.
- Birdie.
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[takes a deep breath] Let's order lunch.
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And drinks.
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[woman]
So... I'm just gonna come out and say it.
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We are very interested in this.
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I do have a couple of thoughts,
mostly questions.
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- Uh, uh, yeah. Of course, go ahead. Shoot.
- [bag unzips]
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- [clears throat]
- [woman] So, my first question...
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what do you think of Michael J. Fox?
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Uh...
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He's great. Yeah.
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For what? For... For the dad?
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He’s a little young.
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No, I mean for Jules.
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But, uh, Jules is a girl.
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[woman] Well, in this draft, sure,
but, you know,
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I've worked with Michael,
and he is one of the nicest,
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most down-to-earth people.
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And he's mid-20s, but he plays young.
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Okay.
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Uh, my next question:
The title... are we married to it?
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[Debbie] Want me to throw it back?
Yeah! I'll throw it back.
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- I'll throw it. Throw it.
- [blows raspberry]
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Oh, thank you. That was mean.
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- [door opens]
- [chuckles]
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- Oh, hi.
- Hey.
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I’ve got, um, paychecks.
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- [Randy giggling and babbling]
- Oh!
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- [Debbie] Oh, my God. Okay. I gotta...
- Can I talk to you?
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Yes. Uh...
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Okay, we're gonna have to do it out here
because I... I now live in the hallway.
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That's all Randy wants to do.
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An entire fucking hotel playhouse,
and we’re just in the hallway.
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So, have a seat. Welcome to my office.
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What can I do for you?
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- [Jenny] Thank you.
- Here's your paycheck.
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[Jenny] Um...
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Okay.
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I have been reviewing my finances
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and speaking to, uh,
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other costume designers
on the Strip,
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who were surprised to find out
that I am not being compensated
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for my additional wardrobe work.
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You... What? We don’t pay you
for your additional wardrobe work?
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You do not.
And I know I’m not Bob Mackie, or...
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Pete Menefee, or Michael Travis,
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but all of the costumes
require maintenance
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and doubles,
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and my goal is to leave here
with as much money as possible
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without spending one more cent
at this hotel,
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because it offends me to my core.
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[Randy cooing]
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So, uh, how much of a weekly increase
would that be... exactly?
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I believe a...
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13 percent jump would be reasonable,
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given my research.
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And I will accept nothing less,
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or will cease my responsibilities
henceforth immediately.
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Okay.
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Um...
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I will see what I can do.
Thank you, Jenny.
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- I'm glad you came to me.
- [Jenny] You are?
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[Debbie] Yeah.
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[sighs]
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- I was pretty nervous.
- You did so well, I couldn't tell at all.
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- Really?
- [Debbie] Yeah.
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- Wow, great.
- [gasps]
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Where the fuck is Randy? Randy?
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Randy?
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- [Dawn] We got him!
- [Randy laughs]
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Oh, you love Dawn and Stacey, don't you?
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[Stacey] Yes, you did so good...
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- Oh!
- Hi!
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[Stacey] I know you stopped breastfeeding
a while ago,
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but this kid's still got a thing for tits.
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- What can I say? He's a Vegas baby now.
- [Dawn and Stacey laugh]
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I mean, we've broken up before, but...
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I think it's for real this time.
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I can't eat anything. I can't sleep.
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- I start crying at the weirdest times.
- [croupier] Place your bet.
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I don't have anyone to talk to about it.
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Because the person I want to talk to
about it is Yolanda,
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and I can't talk to her about it,
you know?
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- [croupier] No more bets.
- No, not really.
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[croupier] Hard six.
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Six. You win.
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But you and Keith...
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We’re still married.
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He’s in LA, working.
I’m in Vegas, working. The end.
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Press on my five and ten?
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- Place your bets.
- Oh, I'm out.
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Where you going?
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I made a deal with myself I would
only spend $20 of my paycheck.
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[sighs] I'm gonna go eat.
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Alone.
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[scoffs]
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People have to eat.
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You know, I hate eating alone.
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You know, people say bring a book.
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Sit at the bar. I can't do it.
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Right now, I just wanna be alone
with a bunch of people.
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That's why I like craps.
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That’s why a lot of people like craps.
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- You ever play?
- Oh, no.
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I can't gamble here,
it's against the rules.
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And I'm a little bit of a scaredy-cat
when it comes to taking risks, so...
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[sighs] Well, I got four letters
from my husband I'm too scared to open.
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We're all afraid of something, Rita.
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[Birdie] So, Rhonda...
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you're from England.
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What gave it away?
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- [Rhonda and Bash chuckle]
- [Birdie laughs exaggeratedly]
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London?
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- Bromley.
- Suburbs.
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Aren’t the suburbs in England,
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how do you say it...
[in English accent] a bit dodgy?
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[laughs]
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They are. That's why I left.
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And how long have you been
in our fine country?
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Um...
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Three years.
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- Do you know the band Duran Duran?
- Very popular.
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[Rhonda] They were touring the States,
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and they asked me and my mate
if we wanted to come, and we were like,
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"Uh, yeah." [chuckles]
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Flew private.
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See, I wanna be a singer,
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and I knew if I stayed in the UK,
I’d never be discovered.
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So, when the tour came to LA,
I decided to stay.
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It was really hard at first.
But I stuck it out.
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And I’m so glad I did because, otherwise,
I never would’ve been desperate enough
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to try out for GLOW
and meet this brilliant man.
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- [chuckles]
- Oh!
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Okay, so you're on the show.
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See, here I was thinking that
the two of you met...
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- what, in an alley somewhere?
- [all laugh]
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- Well, I did live in my car.
- [Birdie] Did you?
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Let's not...
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[coughs] Are you leaving?
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No, I'm not leaving.
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I was thinking that we...
should go shopping.
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We should?
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[Birdie] We should!
You're married to my son,
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and I haven't even gotten you
a wedding present.
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- Well, I'll come.
- [Birdie] Nonsense.
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Oh, don't worry, I won't bite.
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I just wanna get to know
my daughter-in-law, one-on-one.
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Just us girls.
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I mean, it wouldn’t be the worst thing
in the world if Jules was a boy.
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In a David Bowie kind of way.
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It's a terrible idea.
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- You said it was interesting.
- Yeah, by “interesting,”
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I meant fucking stupid.
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I was just being polite
because she's a woman, you know?
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I mean, she had every other page
of your script crossed out.
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You know, you don't have to have a penis
to be a fucking asshole.
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Oh, that's another thing.
When they're giving their stupid notes,
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don’t take out your little notebook.
It's just gonna get you more notes.
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Okay. Well...
what's the deal with this guy?
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Don Silverberg. We go way back.
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I gave him his first job.
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So, hopefully, there's a little juice here
for me, and this will go a lot better.
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Sam Sylvia.
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- I kept you waiting.
- All right, all right!
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Don! How are ya?
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Okay. What,
are you a fucking Buddhist now?
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I am.
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All right.
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You... You know what?
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- You remember the last time I saw you?
- Mm.
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- I was drunk. It was at that pool party.
- [Don] Mm-hmm.
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And Bryan and his guys
were making you shave their asses
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because they thought
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- it would make 'em swim faster.
- [Don] Ah.
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[Don and Sam chuckle]
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Yeah, that isn't the last time
I saw you, Sam, but...
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I am not surprised
you don't remember that.
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All right, so let’s, uh,
let's skip the pleasantries, all right?
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00:10:08,107 --> 00:10:11,569
My kid wrote a great script. I know that,
you know that. That's why we're here.
241
00:10:11,819 --> 00:10:12,819
I didn't read it.
242
00:10:14,071 --> 00:10:16,365
Okay, well,
we can walk you through the story.
243
00:10:16,449 --> 00:10:19,327
No, no, no, no, no. No, I just want
to know if the rumors are true.
244
00:10:20,494 --> 00:10:22,204
You're... directing porn now?
245
00:10:23,080 --> 00:10:24,165
No, it's not porn.
246
00:10:24,248 --> 00:10:28,085
It's women's wrestling, but, hey, as long
as people are still talking, right?
247
00:10:28,169 --> 00:10:29,169
They're not.
248
00:10:29,503 --> 00:10:31,088
No one gives a shit about you.
249
00:10:32,423 --> 00:10:33,883
But I remember you, Sam.
250
00:10:33,966 --> 00:10:35,885
How could I forget the guy
251
00:10:35,968 --> 00:10:38,429
who sent me to deliver flowers
to his mother's hospital room
252
00:10:38,512 --> 00:10:40,890
while he fucked an extra in his trailer?
253
00:10:40,973 --> 00:10:43,118
- You know, that...
- [Don] Or the time you made me cry
254
00:10:43,142 --> 00:10:46,228
in front of all those grips
'cause I didn't know what a hoagie was.
255
00:10:46,312 --> 00:10:48,731
[sniffles] They call 'em
submarine sandwiches where I'm from.
256
00:10:49,190 --> 00:10:50,816
[chuckles] Oh! Oh, yeah.
257
00:10:51,484 --> 00:10:52,902
I owe this guy everything.
258
00:10:53,944 --> 00:10:55,321
All right. Let's go.
259
00:10:55,404 --> 00:10:58,908
You know, I would've enjoyed this
a lot more if your daughter wasn't here.
260
00:10:58,991 --> 00:11:00,951
- I'm not a monster.
- You know, go fuck yourself,
261
00:11:01,035 --> 00:11:03,037
you fucking hypocrite Buddhist.
262
00:11:03,329 --> 00:11:05,414
- Feel better?
- I do, yeah. I mean...
263
00:11:05,581 --> 00:11:08,042
- Your last movie sucked.
- [Don] Oh, you mean Out of Africa?
264
00:11:08,459 --> 00:11:11,379
Yeah. Thanks.
I’ll be sure to let Sydney know!
265
00:11:12,129 --> 00:11:14,757
[sighs] Goddammit.
266
00:11:15,758 --> 00:11:18,177
Where the fuck is parking lot D? God...
267
00:11:18,386 --> 00:11:20,429
We’re gonna be late
for our next fucking meeting.
268
00:11:20,513 --> 00:11:23,224
Who cares? This sucks. Let’s just go home.
269
00:11:23,599 --> 00:11:24,975
Are you fucking kidding me?
270
00:11:25,142 --> 00:11:27,770
Do you know how much shit I had to eat
to get us these meetings?
271
00:11:27,853 --> 00:11:30,981
I had to call my ex-wife's brother
just to get a fucking phone number.
272
00:11:31,065 --> 00:11:33,442
I called my old agent,
who is twice as much,
273
00:11:33,526 --> 00:11:37,655
ten times as much of an asshole
as the Count of Monte Fuckface up there.
274
00:11:37,905 --> 00:11:38,948
I mean, come on!
275
00:11:39,031 --> 00:11:42,076
If I wanted to feel shitty and useless,
I could've stayed in Vegas.
276
00:11:42,743 --> 00:11:44,745
I didn’t ask you to do any of that.
277
00:11:44,829 --> 00:11:46,080
That’s not the point.
278
00:11:47,331 --> 00:11:50,459
Why can't we just grab a camera
and shoot the whole thing guerrilla-style,
279
00:11:50,543 --> 00:11:51,703
like you did for Blood Disco?
280
00:11:51,752 --> 00:11:55,381
Because you wrote something that's so much
fucking better than Blood Disco, it's...
281
00:11:55,464 --> 00:11:58,592
better than anything I've made,
or I'm gonna make, or fucking...
282
00:11:59,552 --> 00:12:01,303
Where the fuck is this parking lot?
283
00:12:01,554 --> 00:12:02,638
This is dumb.
284
00:12:02,972 --> 00:12:05,474
Ugh, fucking ungrateful. Seriously.
285
00:12:05,558 --> 00:12:07,393
Jesus Christ. Calm down.
286
00:12:07,601 --> 00:12:10,646
Look,
if you wanna fuck this up, be my guest,
287
00:12:10,730 --> 00:12:13,190
but don't come crying to me
if it turns out you squandered
288
00:12:13,274 --> 00:12:15,860
your one opportunity to be great.
289
00:12:16,944 --> 00:12:18,070
Or... Or just, you know...
290
00:12:18,904 --> 00:12:20,156
not mediocre.
291
00:12:25,202 --> 00:12:26,495
Parking lot D.
292
00:12:29,457 --> 00:12:31,667
Yeah, I... I... I knew that's where it was.
293
00:12:36,088 --> 00:12:37,840
This one's kinda unique. [chuckles]
294
00:12:38,924 --> 00:12:42,303
Oh, look at these. [gasps]
295
00:12:44,138 --> 00:12:46,140
Which one do you like?
296
00:12:46,724 --> 00:12:48,517
I mean, if you had to pick one, which...
297
00:12:51,896 --> 00:12:52,897
Well...
298
00:12:54,523 --> 00:12:57,568
this one's Oscar de la Renta,
and very expensive.
299
00:12:58,277 --> 00:13:02,364
And this one's equally lovely
and cheaper.
300
00:13:03,407 --> 00:13:06,035
I think I'm supposed to choose
the more expensive one
301
00:13:06,118 --> 00:13:08,078
because it's more posh, but...
302
00:13:08,954 --> 00:13:11,707
I'm gonna go with this one
because I actually like it more.
303
00:13:15,586 --> 00:13:17,004
Interesting.
304
00:13:21,801 --> 00:13:23,594
[dress unzipping]
305
00:13:25,930 --> 00:13:26,930
[Rhonda sighs]
306
00:13:29,058 --> 00:13:30,058
Look...
307
00:13:30,434 --> 00:13:33,145
Bash told me to be scared of you,
and I am...
308
00:13:33,979 --> 00:13:36,524
but I also want to be honest with you.
309
00:13:39,610 --> 00:13:41,362
I married Bash for the wrong reasons.
310
00:13:41,529 --> 00:13:42,738
[sighs in exasperation]
311
00:13:42,822 --> 00:13:46,116
God, you're taking all the fun
out of this whole thing.
312
00:13:46,617 --> 00:13:50,246
Although I do appreciate you
not wasting my time.
313
00:13:51,163 --> 00:13:52,623
Okay, let's hear it.
314
00:13:53,833 --> 00:13:55,668
Okay, so...
315
00:13:56,335 --> 00:13:59,129
when Bash asked me to marry him,
I didn't love him.
316
00:14:00,214 --> 00:14:02,216
I didn't really even know him.
317
00:14:03,551 --> 00:14:05,052
I married Bash because...
318
00:14:07,596 --> 00:14:08,806
I needed a green card.
319
00:14:08,889 --> 00:14:12,935
You married my son
because you needed... a green card?
320
00:14:13,143 --> 00:14:16,689
[sighs] I know. I know it's awful,
but I love him now.
321
00:14:16,897 --> 00:14:18,065
I fell in love with him.
322
00:14:18,148 --> 00:14:21,861
Right, well, it's not hard
to fall in love with a millionaire.
323
00:14:23,445 --> 00:14:24,488
Maybe not.
324
00:14:24,947 --> 00:14:28,367
But... Bash is kind, and caring,
325
00:14:28,993 --> 00:14:31,161
and genuinely clever.
326
00:14:32,121 --> 00:14:36,000
[sighs] But he's also compulsive
and so innocent sometimes,
327
00:14:36,083 --> 00:14:37,793
it hurts to look at him, you know?
328
00:14:38,335 --> 00:14:41,547
And I see all these people
just wanting to take advantage of him
329
00:14:41,630 --> 00:14:44,592
and his generosity because all they see
is his money. And I...
330
00:14:44,675 --> 00:14:47,553
And I'm supposed to believe
that you don't.
331
00:14:49,054 --> 00:14:52,099
That you're not just gonna walk away
with all his money.
332
00:14:52,892 --> 00:14:53,893
[exhales]
333
00:14:54,852 --> 00:14:55,852
The other day...
334
00:14:56,228 --> 00:14:59,440
I saw all these unopened checks
just laying around the penthouse.
335
00:14:59,899 --> 00:15:01,817
And I asked Bash
why he didn’t deposit them,
336
00:15:01,901 --> 00:15:03,569
and he said he didn’t know how.
337
00:15:04,820 --> 00:15:08,240
So I went down to the Clark County
Credit Union, and I did it for him.
338
00:15:08,324 --> 00:15:12,286
And I put his paychecks into savings
so he can’t spend it.
339
00:15:13,370 --> 00:15:15,289
I’m not even sure he knew he got paid.
340
00:15:17,583 --> 00:15:19,668
[scoffs] So...
341
00:15:20,586 --> 00:15:23,130
you don't trust my son...
342
00:15:24,173 --> 00:15:27,134
- with money.
- Well, he's not good with it.
343
00:15:28,928 --> 00:15:31,680
But... no one has to be good
at everything.
344
00:15:38,062 --> 00:15:40,105
Oh, he didn't even get you a diamond.
345
00:15:40,439 --> 00:15:43,275
Oh, no, I picked that. I like blue.
346
00:15:43,567 --> 00:15:44,735
Well, I hate it.
347
00:15:46,862 --> 00:15:47,862
[laughs]
348
00:15:47,905 --> 00:15:49,198
[wails]
349
00:15:49,281 --> 00:15:51,283
[Debbie] Okay. I know. I know.
350
00:15:51,367 --> 00:15:53,953
I'm sorry. Sorry. Honey. I know, sweetie.
351
00:15:54,036 --> 00:15:56,538
You okay? I guess you have two of them.
Um...
352
00:15:56,622 --> 00:15:58,374
He's better in the hallway.
353
00:15:59,291 --> 00:16:00,291
Hey, bud.
354
00:16:00,960 --> 00:16:03,337
Hey, bud, look! It's okay.
355
00:16:03,420 --> 00:16:04,420
[footsteps fading]
356
00:16:04,463 --> 00:16:07,383
Um, I also have a check for Sam.
357
00:16:07,466 --> 00:16:12,179
Uh, is it my job now to send him the money
he somehow still collects
358
00:16:12,262 --> 00:16:13,847
while I'm here working?
359
00:16:16,392 --> 00:16:17,226
Great.
360
00:16:17,309 --> 00:16:19,770
Um, also, uh, Jenny came to me today
361
00:16:19,853 --> 00:16:22,856
with what I think is
a very reasonable request for a raise.
362
00:16:22,940 --> 00:16:24,960
Um, I went through the budget
that you and Sam made,
363
00:16:24,984 --> 00:16:27,987
and I found the money in what appears
to be a line item
364
00:16:28,070 --> 00:16:30,531
for cigarettes and Dr. Pepper.
365
00:16:32,658 --> 00:16:33,784
[scoffs]
366
00:16:36,078 --> 00:16:37,121
What's happening?
367
00:16:45,546 --> 00:16:49,049
"Fine with Jenny raise.
Not wasting my voice on this."
368
00:16:51,719 --> 00:16:52,803
Do you have a sore throat?
369
00:16:54,054 --> 00:16:57,474
I'm sorr... Please, rest your voice.
That's so smart. In fact, you know what?
370
00:16:57,558 --> 00:17:00,245
You don't have to talk at all.
I'll just... What I wanna say is this:
371
00:17:00,269 --> 00:17:03,147
Um, you are a dickhead,
and I don't trust you anymore.
372
00:17:03,230 --> 00:17:04,565
And Sam may have run off to LA,
373
00:17:04,648 --> 00:17:06,692
but I am still here.
And I brought my fucking kid.
374
00:17:06,775 --> 00:17:09,528
So there's not a single day
I will not be in your face.
375
00:17:09,611 --> 00:17:13,574
[loudly]
And I have very strong vocal chords!
376
00:17:14,408 --> 00:17:15,408
[exhales]
377
00:17:20,622 --> 00:17:22,624
I wish more men would go on vocal rest.
378
00:17:24,001 --> 00:17:25,252
Randy, it's time to go!
379
00:17:29,631 --> 00:17:30,631
Oh, my God.
380
00:17:31,091 --> 00:17:34,178
[up-tempo electronic music playing]
381
00:17:37,598 --> 00:17:39,600
[Randy blows raspberry]
382
00:17:56,450 --> 00:17:57,951
[grunts] Oh, hey there.
383
00:17:58,202 --> 00:17:59,244
Ooh!
384
00:17:59,495 --> 00:18:01,895
Hey, big spender. You with somebody?
You looking to get lucky
385
00:18:01,955 --> 00:18:03,999
- like the rest of us? Okay.
- [man] Sir.
386
00:18:04,083 --> 00:18:05,959
You can’t have a baby on the casino floor.
387
00:18:06,043 --> 00:18:07,336
That's why I picked him up.
388
00:18:07,419 --> 00:18:10,214
- Oh, I got you, sweetheart. Okay, buddy.
- [Randy wails]
389
00:18:11,465 --> 00:18:14,426
- Oh, my God! There he is! I'm so sorry.
- [man 2] It's okay.
390
00:18:14,510 --> 00:18:17,846
So sorry! Oh, my God.
He just got on the elevator.
391
00:18:17,930 --> 00:18:20,474
I was right there and then, boom,
the doors just closed.
392
00:18:21,183 --> 00:18:24,436
Hey, I know you.
You were on my 11:40 flight.
393
00:18:25,395 --> 00:18:27,106
Oh, yeah. Didn't you have a beard?
394
00:18:27,439 --> 00:18:30,234
- Uh, yeah. Turned in my hobo card.
- [both chuckle]
395
00:18:30,317 --> 00:18:33,320
I vaguely remember losing my cool
in front of you.
396
00:18:33,612 --> 00:18:36,740
- Unlike, say, now.
- You know, I haven't seen you in a while.
397
00:18:37,741 --> 00:18:41,203
Yeah, well, I... Because I made
the very smart decision to, um...
398
00:18:41,578 --> 00:18:44,081
bring my baby to the casino where I work.
399
00:18:44,164 --> 00:18:47,251
And, as you can see,
it's going exactly according to plan.
400
00:18:47,334 --> 00:18:48,544
[both laugh]
401
00:18:48,627 --> 00:18:50,587
- Thank you for finding him.
- You're welcome.
402
00:18:50,671 --> 00:18:53,757
Um, can I buy you a,
uh, "thank you" drink?
403
00:18:54,842 --> 00:18:57,845
How about I buy you
a "you're welcome" dinner instead?
404
00:18:58,679 --> 00:19:01,014
Are you asking me on a date while I...
[chuckles]
405
00:19:01,098 --> 00:19:03,350
...am holding my screaming son
in a casino?
406
00:19:03,433 --> 00:19:05,811
Yeah. You got a good babysitter?
407
00:19:05,894 --> 00:19:06,894
Um...
408
00:19:07,563 --> 00:19:09,773
Yeah. I’ve got some options.
409
00:19:10,023 --> 00:19:11,900
All right, I'll pick you up at 8:00.
410
00:19:12,734 --> 00:19:14,736
- Uh-huh.
- [Randy continues shrieking]
411
00:19:20,367 --> 00:19:22,369
Should you be smoking in here?
412
00:19:22,870 --> 00:19:23,954
There's an ashtray.
413
00:19:25,038 --> 00:19:27,374
- I think that's an award.
- [door opens]
414
00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:30,043
[man] Hi, sorry to keep you waiting. Hi.
415
00:19:30,669 --> 00:19:31,669
Jonathan.
416
00:19:32,171 --> 00:19:33,922
Hi. Hi.
417
00:19:37,593 --> 00:19:38,844
Yeah, I’m Sam.
418
00:19:38,927 --> 00:19:40,596
Uh, this is my daughter, Justine.
419
00:19:40,679 --> 00:19:42,389
She wrote a... good script.
420
00:19:42,472 --> 00:19:44,474
It’s, uh, you know, it's a very...
421
00:19:45,058 --> 00:19:46,351
personal, uh...
422
00:19:47,060 --> 00:19:50,022
You know what, she'll tell you.
She'll tell you.
423
00:19:53,150 --> 00:19:54,150
Um...
424
00:19:55,027 --> 00:19:56,820
Uh, sure, yeah. Uh...
425
00:19:57,696 --> 00:20:00,657
Well, the character is kinda based on me.
426
00:20:00,741 --> 00:20:01,741
Um...
427
00:20:02,618 --> 00:20:05,037
About a year ago,
I moved out here to Hollywood
428
00:20:05,120 --> 00:20:07,122
to meet my father for the first time.
429
00:20:07,206 --> 00:20:08,206
Only...
430
00:20:08,498 --> 00:20:11,001
- he didn't know he had a daughter.
- Shit.
431
00:20:11,668 --> 00:20:13,295
Yeah. It was weird.
432
00:20:13,587 --> 00:20:17,299
And all I knew were his movies,
which I worshiped.
433
00:20:17,758 --> 00:20:20,028
And, you know, he didn't know
what to do with me 'cause...
434
00:20:20,052 --> 00:20:23,597
what 50-year-old man wants
a teenage daughter dropped on them? So...
435
00:20:24,223 --> 00:20:26,892
he made me enroll in high school, and...
436
00:20:27,601 --> 00:20:30,687
basically the only way I survived, really,
437
00:20:31,146 --> 00:20:34,441
was because I met this group
of AV club nerds.
438
00:20:34,524 --> 00:20:37,110
And... they weren't the kind of nerds
439
00:20:37,194 --> 00:20:40,030
who were trying to get laid
by the hot girls. They were these...
440
00:20:40,656 --> 00:20:43,951
[sighs]...weird, complicated kids,
441
00:20:44,034 --> 00:20:46,036
who were trying to make these...
442
00:20:46,119 --> 00:20:50,207
little movies in a... in a town of people
trying to make big movies.
443
00:20:50,290 --> 00:20:53,543
And that made me think
about how weird it is to grow up
444
00:20:53,627 --> 00:20:54,795
in LA, you know?
445
00:20:55,629 --> 00:20:56,629
And...
446
00:20:56,755 --> 00:20:59,508
even though I was only here
for a few months, I mean...
447
00:20:59,591 --> 00:21:01,426
[speech rapidly quietens and echoes]
448
00:21:01,510 --> 00:21:04,638
[high-pitched tone ringing]
449
00:21:04,721 --> 00:21:07,182
[breathing heavily]
450
00:21:11,687 --> 00:21:15,399
[muted speech]
451
00:21:24,491 --> 00:21:25,659
[pages turning]
452
00:21:25,742 --> 00:21:26,785
[whooshing]
453
00:21:26,868 --> 00:21:28,912
[phone ringing]
454
00:21:32,624 --> 00:21:34,668
[at normal volume]
Well, it's great. We love it.
455
00:21:34,751 --> 00:21:36,670
And we'd love to do this with you.
456
00:21:36,753 --> 00:21:37,753
Awesome.
457
00:21:40,507 --> 00:21:42,843
Sorry, uh, what does that mean exactly?
458
00:21:42,926 --> 00:21:45,095
Uh, [stammers]
we'd like to make your movie.
459
00:21:45,178 --> 00:21:47,848
Uh,
so please don't sell it to anyone else.
460
00:21:48,056 --> 00:21:51,226
'Cause, um... Yeah. And we'll get
an official offer out, like, next week.
461
00:21:51,310 --> 00:21:52,769
Um, do you have an agent?
462
00:21:54,521 --> 00:21:56,398
[chuckles] Oh, my God!
463
00:21:56,481 --> 00:21:58,108
Did that just happen?
464
00:21:58,191 --> 00:22:01,528
I mean, is this what it feels like
when your entire life changes?
465
00:22:01,653 --> 00:22:04,531
[gasps] How much money do think
they're gonna give us?
466
00:22:04,614 --> 00:22:06,533
How do you... How do you get an agent?
467
00:22:07,075 --> 00:22:09,119
How are you so calm right now?
468
00:22:09,202 --> 00:22:12,205
Holy shit! I mean, we have to celebrate.
Where should we go?
469
00:22:12,456 --> 00:22:13,540
You know, I gotta...
470
00:22:14,416 --> 00:22:18,086
I gotta go see a guy about a thing.
Why don't you just take the car, and...
471
00:22:18,337 --> 00:22:19,838
and I'll get a cab, okay?
472
00:22:20,130 --> 00:22:21,465
- Seriously?
- [Sam] Yeah.
473
00:22:21,548 --> 00:22:23,633
What the fuck?
Who am I supposed to celebrate with?
474
00:22:23,717 --> 00:22:25,218
[Sam] I don't know. Billy?
475
00:22:25,302 --> 00:22:27,804
Uh, maybe some of the other people
you wrote the movie about?
476
00:22:27,888 --> 00:22:29,568
I don't fucking know.
I don't fucking know.
477
00:22:30,349 --> 00:22:32,142
What is your problem?
478
00:22:32,225 --> 00:22:34,353
You're being so weird right now.
479
00:22:34,770 --> 00:22:35,937
[Sam exhales]
480
00:22:40,442 --> 00:22:41,818
- He-Hey...
- [car door slams]
481
00:22:42,527 --> 00:22:43,612
Justine...
482
00:22:45,447 --> 00:22:46,573
- [sighs]
- What?
483
00:22:49,993 --> 00:22:52,913
I just want you to know that I'm...
I'm very proud of you.
484
00:22:53,747 --> 00:22:54,831
And I love you.
485
00:22:57,542 --> 00:23:00,879
Okay. Whatever. Love you, too.
486
00:23:02,756 --> 00:23:04,383
[car engine starts]
487
00:23:04,466 --> 00:23:07,177
[tense electronic music playing]
488
00:23:17,979 --> 00:23:20,524
[panting]
489
00:23:22,109 --> 00:23:23,419
- Hey... Hey, buddy.
- [man] Yeah?
490
00:23:23,443 --> 00:23:25,123
Hey, can you call me an ambulance, please?
491
00:23:25,153 --> 00:23:27,447
- Call me an ambulance. Okay?
- [man] Yeah, sure. Sure.
492
00:23:28,281 --> 00:23:29,491
Ah, fuck.
493
00:23:31,368 --> 00:23:32,494
Ah, come on.
494
00:23:33,495 --> 00:23:34,495
Come on.
495
00:23:34,955 --> 00:23:35,997
[exhales]
496
00:23:36,665 --> 00:23:37,665
[man] Thank you.
497
00:23:39,292 --> 00:23:40,292
Thank you.
498
00:23:40,919 --> 00:23:43,106
[in hoarse voice] How many dresses
did you get? Are you okay?
499
00:23:43,130 --> 00:23:45,424
Marty, can you hear us?
500
00:23:45,590 --> 00:23:47,026
[Marty, over intercom]
I'm here, Mrs. Howard.
501
00:23:47,050 --> 00:23:48,810
Is that our business manager?
[clears throat]
502
00:23:48,844 --> 00:23:51,096
[Allen] And me. Allen. I’m here, too.
503
00:23:51,179 --> 00:23:52,055
Who’s Allen?
504
00:23:52,139 --> 00:23:54,433
The family lawyer. What is this, a coup?
505
00:23:55,016 --> 00:23:57,060
[sighs] Darling, as much as I’d like it,
506
00:23:57,144 --> 00:23:59,980
you can’t be on an allowance forever.
507
00:24:00,522 --> 00:24:02,399
You’re a grown, married man now.
508
00:24:02,607 --> 00:24:03,607
I knew it!
509
00:24:04,067 --> 00:24:06,403
Fine! Cut me off!
510
00:24:06,653 --> 00:24:10,031
We’re doing great out here, Birdie.
We can support ourselves.
511
00:24:10,115 --> 00:24:13,493
You can’t banish us. I banish you!
512
00:24:13,785 --> 00:24:15,787
Oh, sit down,
you're embarrassing yourself.
513
00:24:15,871 --> 00:24:17,038
We’re not on Falcon Crest.
514
00:24:17,414 --> 00:24:18,790
So you do watch television.
515
00:24:20,584 --> 00:24:21,585
Marty?
516
00:24:22,043 --> 00:24:24,713
[Marty] Sebastian, when your grandfather
set up your trust,
517
00:24:24,796 --> 00:24:28,550
he allowed for a stipulation
that if you were to be married,
518
00:24:28,633 --> 00:24:32,888
you would bypass your living trustees,
your, uh, mother in this case,
519
00:24:32,971 --> 00:24:35,390
and unlock the whole of your funds.
520
00:24:37,392 --> 00:24:38,894
[clears throat] Meaning?
521
00:24:39,978 --> 00:24:42,689
[Allen] This is Allen now.
The full 40 million dollars,
522
00:24:42,772 --> 00:24:46,776
including the assets of your inheritance,
are yours to do with what you’d like.
523
00:24:47,402 --> 00:24:48,653
[exhales]
524
00:24:49,279 --> 00:24:50,572
Forty million dollars?
525
00:24:50,655 --> 00:24:52,657
[up-tempo electronic music playing]
526
00:24:54,659 --> 00:24:57,037
[Rhonda chuckles in disbelief]
527
00:24:58,538 --> 00:24:59,538
You’re joking.
528
00:24:59,581 --> 00:25:01,333
Oh, yes, I’m the comic relief.
529
00:25:05,462 --> 00:25:07,130
[chuckles]
530
00:25:09,049 --> 00:25:10,675
- Hold on, hold on.
- What?
531
00:25:12,385 --> 00:25:15,055
- See?
- [both chuckling]
532
00:25:15,764 --> 00:25:18,475
It's nice to be on a date with a grown-up
for a change.
533
00:25:18,558 --> 00:25:20,101
Sure, babies can be a handful.
534
00:25:20,310 --> 00:25:23,647
Yes, babies.
That's exactly who I was talking about.
535
00:25:23,897 --> 00:25:26,650
You know,
I think I missed out on that stage.
536
00:25:27,526 --> 00:25:28,818
How old are your boys?
537
00:25:29,486 --> 00:25:31,154
Twenty-four now,
538
00:25:31,446 --> 00:25:33,156
Uh, 20 and 18.
539
00:25:35,283 --> 00:25:36,409
I missed a lot of it.
540
00:25:37,911 --> 00:25:39,037
Uh, that’s on me, though.
541
00:25:39,120 --> 00:25:41,790
My ex is a good woman, excellent mother.
542
00:25:42,958 --> 00:25:45,794
She used to say I was overextended
and unfocused. Well...
543
00:25:46,545 --> 00:25:49,673
in truth, I’m just a... a dabbler.
544
00:25:50,006 --> 00:25:51,633
What do you dabble in, Tex?
545
00:25:52,467 --> 00:25:55,053
Well, I had a ranch. I have ranches.
546
00:25:55,136 --> 00:25:56,638
Oh, you’re a rancher.
547
00:25:56,721 --> 00:25:57,722
I'm not a rancher.
548
00:25:57,806 --> 00:26:00,308
I have this ranch,
and the ranch had a mine on it.
549
00:26:00,392 --> 00:26:03,937
And, long story short, that mine produced
a semiconductor that they use in radios,
550
00:26:04,396 --> 00:26:07,899
which led me to what you call media...
551
00:26:08,400 --> 00:26:11,361
but I like to call it
buying up little radio stations,
552
00:26:11,444 --> 00:26:13,738
and we’re in expansion mode now, so...
553
00:26:13,947 --> 00:26:15,507
- [exhales forcefully]
- [Debbie laughs]
554
00:26:15,574 --> 00:26:17,200
What do you do, Debbie?
555
00:26:17,534 --> 00:26:18,910
Um, the same.
556
00:26:19,035 --> 00:26:20,036
[both chuckle]
557
00:26:20,120 --> 00:26:22,872
No, I... I'm also a dabbler. Uh...
558
00:26:23,456 --> 00:26:25,333
I just make way less money.
559
00:26:25,417 --> 00:26:27,502
Um, I... I'm a producer and an actress.
560
00:26:28,128 --> 00:26:29,128
Uh...
561
00:26:29,170 --> 00:26:30,630
And I'm a wrestler.
562
00:26:31,047 --> 00:26:31,881
Uh?
563
00:26:31,965 --> 00:26:34,426
- I, uh, produce a wrestling show.
- [laughs] What?
564
00:26:34,634 --> 00:26:37,887
At the Fan-Tan,
that I also happen to star in.
565
00:26:38,555 --> 00:26:41,099
You're having dinner with Liberty Belle,
566
00:26:41,182 --> 00:26:43,852
one of the Gorgeous Ladies Of Wrestling.
567
00:26:43,935 --> 00:26:45,395
Oh, my God!
568
00:26:45,478 --> 00:26:46,622
- [Debbie] Uh-huh.
- I thought I was sitting
569
00:26:46,646 --> 00:26:47,814
with somebody special.
570
00:26:47,897 --> 00:26:48,982
[both laugh]
571
00:26:49,065 --> 00:26:51,860
Yeah, well... No, I am...
I'm trying to... to transition more
572
00:26:51,943 --> 00:26:54,446
into the producing side of things.
It's just, um...
573
00:26:55,655 --> 00:26:57,741
I don't know, it hasn't been easy. And...
574
00:26:57,907 --> 00:26:59,242
Especially with a kid.
575
00:27:00,285 --> 00:27:01,453
Mostly, I'm just...
576
00:27:01,661 --> 00:27:03,246
staring down the barrel of life,
577
00:27:03,330 --> 00:27:05,248
wondering what the hell
I'm aiming for, Tex.
578
00:27:06,666 --> 00:27:09,544
You know my name's not really...
Tex, right?
579
00:27:10,712 --> 00:27:11,796
Oh, my God.
580
00:27:12,297 --> 00:27:13,297
What?
581
00:27:13,632 --> 00:27:14,924
Why did I make up that name?
582
00:27:15,008 --> 00:27:17,510
I don't know, the hat, or the accent,
or some such.
583
00:27:17,594 --> 00:27:19,012
You're an imaginative woman.
584
00:27:19,095 --> 00:27:21,598
- I’m actually from Wyoming.
- [laughing] No, no, no!
585
00:27:21,681 --> 00:27:23,683
Yeah, up the street. Yeah.
586
00:27:23,975 --> 00:27:26,019
- [laughs] Oh, my God. Jesus.
- Ah...
587
00:27:27,687 --> 00:27:28,687
What's your name?
588
00:27:28,730 --> 00:27:30,732
It's... But... James.
589
00:27:30,857 --> 00:27:33,401
- No.
- James Joseph McCready. JJ.
590
00:27:33,485 --> 00:27:35,153
Okay. I'm gonna go.
591
00:27:35,612 --> 00:27:37,155
- No, stay.
- [laughs]
592
00:27:37,238 --> 00:27:40,492
- Okay, people call you JJ?
- They call me JJ. They do.
593
00:27:40,575 --> 00:27:41,575
God.
594
00:27:43,578 --> 00:27:45,246
Can I still call you Tex?
595
00:27:47,040 --> 00:27:48,833
You can call me whatever you want.
596
00:27:51,211 --> 00:27:53,213
[monitor beeping]
597
00:27:56,299 --> 00:27:57,592
Okay, Mr. Sylvia,
598
00:27:57,676 --> 00:28:01,346
so the results from your EKG confirm
that you've had a cardiac event.
599
00:28:03,598 --> 00:28:04,766
Just say heart attack.
600
00:28:06,518 --> 00:28:07,977
Yes. A heart attack.
601
00:28:09,396 --> 00:28:11,064
Believe it or not, you’re lucky.
602
00:28:11,523 --> 00:28:13,233
But consider this a wake-up call.
603
00:28:13,566 --> 00:28:16,611
At your age, it’s time to start laying off
the alcohol and cigarettes.
604
00:28:16,695 --> 00:28:19,155
You’ll have to change your diet,
start exercising.
605
00:28:19,698 --> 00:28:22,117
That’s what I've been doing.
I've been doing that.
606
00:28:22,200 --> 00:28:24,202
Well, then you're on the right path.
607
00:28:24,703 --> 00:28:27,038
We’re gonna keep you overnight
for observation, all right?
608
00:28:27,455 --> 00:28:28,998
Is there anyone you want us to call?
609
00:28:30,834 --> 00:28:31,960
[sighs]
610
00:28:34,504 --> 00:28:35,547
No.
611
00:28:42,887 --> 00:28:44,180
[Birdie] As soon as I get back,
612
00:28:44,264 --> 00:28:46,683
I’ll put you in touch
with our group at Morgan Stanley.
613
00:28:46,766 --> 00:28:48,309
We’ll get your portfolio all set up.
614
00:28:48,685 --> 00:28:50,562
Eventually, you’re gonna need a will.
615
00:28:50,645 --> 00:28:53,064
[sighs] Always thinking ahead.
616
00:28:53,481 --> 00:28:54,566
Thank you, Birdie.
617
00:28:58,570 --> 00:28:59,570
What's happening?
618
00:29:01,948 --> 00:29:03,074
You're married.
619
00:29:04,492 --> 00:29:06,244
[chuckles softly] I am.
620
00:29:09,497 --> 00:29:12,250
I didn’t feel a thing
at your sister’s wedding, but...
621
00:29:14,085 --> 00:29:15,712
I think I would have at yours.
622
00:29:20,049 --> 00:29:22,093
Well, we can always do something
when I get back.
623
00:29:22,552 --> 00:29:24,679
Oh, we will.
If you think you’re getting away
624
00:29:24,763 --> 00:29:27,098
without me throwing a giant party
that you’ll hate,
625
00:29:27,182 --> 00:29:28,475
you're out of your mind.
626
00:29:30,393 --> 00:29:32,645
Consider having children
while I’m still young enough
627
00:29:32,729 --> 00:29:34,522
to be mistaken for their mother.
628
00:29:34,606 --> 00:29:35,690
[chuckles]
629
00:29:38,860 --> 00:29:41,488
- Thank you so much for everything.
- Oh.
630
00:29:42,155 --> 00:29:43,531
And for making Bash.
631
00:29:45,283 --> 00:29:46,618
Oh. [chuckles]
632
00:29:51,331 --> 00:29:52,916
Keep him interested.
633
00:29:57,212 --> 00:29:59,464
However you see fit.
634
00:30:03,301 --> 00:30:04,511
[car door opens]
635
00:30:05,470 --> 00:30:06,470
[car door closes]
636
00:30:06,554 --> 00:30:08,556
[car engine starts]
637
00:30:09,432 --> 00:30:11,059
Thank you. Thank you.
638
00:30:12,560 --> 00:30:13,560
Um...
639
00:30:13,937 --> 00:30:18,983
How’s about... you come back to my hotel,
and I buy you that drink?
640
00:30:20,235 --> 00:30:22,111
You’re always trying to get me drunk.
641
00:30:22,445 --> 00:30:23,445
Yeah.
642
00:30:23,780 --> 00:30:26,783
How about, instead of a drink tonight,
643
00:30:27,742 --> 00:30:28,868
you let me...
644
00:30:29,452 --> 00:30:31,120
take you out again tomorrow?
645
00:30:33,623 --> 00:30:37,293
That’s moving a little fast for me,
Tex from Wyoming.
646
00:30:38,044 --> 00:30:40,797
- You just invited me to your hotel.
- Oh, yeah.
647
00:30:57,313 --> 00:30:59,816
- I like kissing wrestlers.
- [laughs]
648
00:31:00,984 --> 00:31:02,861
- Okay. Tomorrow night.
- Okay.
649
00:31:04,279 --> 00:31:06,281
[gentle acoustic music playing]
650
00:31:50,825 --> 00:31:52,827
[water pouring]
651
00:31:53,411 --> 00:31:54,829
[Justine] Jesus Christ.
652
00:31:56,664 --> 00:31:57,749
What the hell?
653
00:31:58,499 --> 00:32:00,627
I was about to call the police.
Where were you?
654
00:32:05,632 --> 00:32:06,674
Sorry.
655
00:32:07,050 --> 00:32:08,635
Old habits die hard.
656
00:32:09,302 --> 00:32:11,304
[Justine] You're such a bastard.
657
00:32:11,554 --> 00:32:13,765
I wanted to celebrate with you.
658
00:32:13,848 --> 00:32:16,059
Instead, I had the worst night with Billy.
659
00:32:16,142 --> 00:32:17,142
Oh, yeah?
660
00:32:17,602 --> 00:32:19,437
- How's Billy?
- Fat.
661
00:32:19,938 --> 00:32:23,191
I mean, still cute,
but he definitely put on a few.
662
00:32:23,274 --> 00:32:25,860
And he dragged me to some terrible club
that smelled like feet,
663
00:32:25,944 --> 00:32:28,744
and I ended up helping some girl
look for her purse for, like, an hour.
664
00:32:29,238 --> 00:32:32,450
- Yeah? You should put that in your movie.
- [Justine] Our movie.
665
00:32:33,701 --> 00:32:34,701
No.
666
00:32:35,161 --> 00:32:36,537
It's your journey now, kid.
667
00:32:38,665 --> 00:32:41,042
So, what? You don't want to direct it?
668
00:32:44,170 --> 00:32:45,546
What are you talking about?
669
00:32:45,630 --> 00:32:47,507
[scoffs] I fucking knew it.
670
00:32:47,590 --> 00:32:50,510
You were so wrapped up
in your old shit with what’s-his-face,
671
00:32:50,593 --> 00:32:54,681
the Zen prick, you weren’t even listening.
And you want me to give a shit? Okay, man.
672
00:32:55,890 --> 00:32:56,891
What?
673
00:32:58,601 --> 00:32:59,601
What?
674
00:32:59,936 --> 00:33:02,271
I told that guy I wouldn’t do it
without you directing.
675
00:33:02,438 --> 00:33:03,648
Why would you say that?
676
00:33:03,731 --> 00:33:06,025
[Justine] Will you calm down?
What is the matter with you?
677
00:33:06,109 --> 00:33:07,485
I can't fucking direct.
678
00:33:07,568 --> 00:33:10,321
I haven’t directed anything good in years.
I mean, maybe ever.
679
00:33:10,405 --> 00:33:13,199
Bullshit! And... too bad.
680
00:33:13,491 --> 00:33:16,452
Justine, you don’t have to bring me
with you, all right? I’m dead weight.
681
00:33:16,536 --> 00:33:19,706
So, you can believe in me,
but I can’t believe in you?
682
00:33:19,789 --> 00:33:22,834
I... I... I wrote a movie,
I sold that movie,
683
00:33:22,917 --> 00:33:25,420
I demanded you direct that movie, so...
684
00:33:25,712 --> 00:33:27,505
we’re making that fucking movie!
685
00:33:27,588 --> 00:33:28,423
Together.
686
00:33:28,506 --> 00:33:31,342
[stammers] Or at least until we both
get found out and fired.
687
00:33:31,592 --> 00:33:33,177
Jesus Christ!
688
00:33:35,638 --> 00:33:37,140
We should celebrate!
689
00:33:41,352 --> 00:33:42,353
- Yeah!
- [glasses clink]
690
00:33:43,104 --> 00:33:46,441
That’s what I’ve been trying to say, jerk.
691
00:33:48,151 --> 00:33:49,791
- We're making a movie.
- [Justine laughs]
692
00:33:49,819 --> 00:33:52,697
- Yeah, we're making a movie.
- [pouring drinks]
693
00:33:57,577 --> 00:33:58,577
[glasses clink]
694
00:34:00,413 --> 00:34:01,413
[sighs]
695
00:34:05,293 --> 00:34:08,796
Mm! [exhales
696
00:34:08,880 --> 00:34:11,257
["When The Chips Are Down"
by Rick Nelson playing]
697
00:34:11,340 --> 00:34:12,884
Let's make a fucking movie.
698
00:34:14,010 --> 00:34:15,178
[chuckles]
699
00:34:15,428 --> 00:34:18,222
♪ What you gonna do when ♪
700
00:34:19,348 --> 00:34:21,059
♪ The chips are down? ♪
701
00:34:22,685 --> 00:34:25,188
♪ Where you gonna go if ♪
702
00:34:26,189 --> 00:34:29,192
♪ All your dreams come tumbling down? ♪
703
00:34:29,901 --> 00:34:32,612
♪ I'd like to know 'cause ♪
704
00:34:33,863 --> 00:34:36,407
♪ I still love you so ♪
705
00:34:36,657 --> 00:34:38,826
♪ Will you come running to me ♪
706
00:34:38,910 --> 00:34:40,953
♪ When the chips are down? ♪
707
00:34:44,832 --> 00:34:46,209
♪ Hey, hey, hey ♪
708
00:34:47,960 --> 00:34:50,129
♪ What you gonna do? ♪
709
00:34:52,298 --> 00:34:53,716
♪ Hey, hey, hey ♪
710
00:34:55,301 --> 00:34:58,346
♪ I'm still here waiting for you ♪
711
00:34:58,805 --> 00:35:01,557
♪ I'd like to know 'cause ♪
712
00:35:02,809 --> 00:35:05,478
♪ I still love you so ♪
713
00:35:05,686 --> 00:35:07,730
♪ Will you come running to me ♪
714
00:35:07,814 --> 00:35:09,732
♪ When the chips are down? ♪
715
00:35:28,459 --> 00:35:30,086
♪ Hey, hey, hey ♪
716
00:35:31,587 --> 00:35:33,965
♪ What you gonna do? ♪