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[classical music playing]
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[breathing deeply]
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[groans in pain]
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[Bash]
Bash Howard Productions proudly presents,
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live from the Fan-Tan Hotel and Casino
in Las Vegas, Nevada,
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it’s GLOW!
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- The Gorgeous Ladies of Wrestling!
- [crowd cheers and applauds]
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[ring bell clangs]
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[groans in pain]
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[shower running]
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[Bash] Ladies and gentlemen,
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- [crowd cheers]
- Bash Howard Productions proudly presents,
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- [ring bell clangs]
- live from the Fan-Tan Hotel and Casino
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in Las Vegas, Nevada,
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- [ring bell clangs]
- it's GLOW!
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The Gorgeous Ladies of Wrestling!
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- [audience cheering]
- [shouting]
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It's GLOW!
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[cheering and applause]
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[ring bell clangs]
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[cheering]
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It's GLOW!
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It's GLOW!
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It's GLOW!
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The Gorgeous Ladies of Wrestling!
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- [shower running]
- [groans]
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[knocking at door]
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[Reggie] We have to go!
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Give me a minute!
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[cheering and applause]
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- [ring bell clangs]
- [yells]
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[groans in pain]
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[yells]
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[exhales]
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Showtime.
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[groans]
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[inhales deeply]
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[groans]
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- [sneezes]
- [music stops]
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Fuck.
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We lost one of our own yesterday.
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Bernie Rubenstein.
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A man who loved beautiful women
as much as he loved a good parking spot.
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- [subdued laughter]
- [Sandy] Bernie was, well...
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you all know Bernie.
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Someone who was the biggest personality
in the room,
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even though he was usually the shortest.
[chuckles, sighs]
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He also hated gum.
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- [Bash] Mm.
- And green eye shadow.
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He... thought it was so tacky,
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which is why you will not find
a single green eyelid in all of Rhapsody.
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It's... It's funny, I... I realize most
of you knew Bernie as an old man, but...
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when he was younger, uh,
he was... he was really something
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with his... dark hair.
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He actually hired me for my first job,
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straight off the bus from Ohio.
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He taught me how to do high kicks,
how to smile,
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how to put Vaseline on my nipples
so they always looked amazing.
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[chuckles] Uh... with Bernie gone, it's...
it's the end of an era.
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I mean, nobody really cares
about elegance anymore, or class.
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Now, people wear T-shirts in the casino,
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and there’s a Burger King
in the lobby of the Riviera. I mean...
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maybe it’s a good thing Bernie died
before any of that happens here.
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Anyway, enough with the nostalgia.
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When your shift is done,
have a drink at the bar on me.
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Chardonnay.
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Thank you all for coming.
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- I loved your speech.
- [Sandy] Thank you.
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His daughters wouldn’t let me speak
at the real funeral, so...
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Look, um, Bernie always said,
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"Talk to people
when they can’t say no to you."
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And so, in his honor,
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I would like to extend GLOW’s contract
until the end of the year.
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- [exhales]
- Um...
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Keep you a part of the Fan-Tan family.
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Sorry, you... you mean stay in Vegas
another nine months?
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Nine months. Yes.
Let’s say double scale for the producers.
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- Wow.
- [Sandy] I mean,
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we can work out the details later.
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Well, I think I speak
on behalf of all of us when I say
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- that this is an...
- That we need to discuss this. Um...
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It’s such a flattering offer,
of course, but...
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Wow, yeah, obviously there’s a lot
to talk about together. All of us.
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- Of course. You know where I am.
- Yes, thank you.
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What is there to discuss? This is...
This is everything we’ve ever wanted.
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[Debbie] The fact that you think
that there’s nothing to discuss,
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- that's why we need a discussion.
- Sandy’s rolling out the red carpet.
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Not to mention,
you’re gonna make more money
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- than you’ve ever made in your career.
- It’s not about the money. It's about...
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the fact that I live in a different state
than my kid.
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Three months was already brutal.
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Brutal? Please. I seem to remember
more than a few amenities
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that have been making your time here
more bearable.
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[Rhonda] You guys, stop.
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We’re basically at a funeral.
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[Bash sighs]
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- [knocking at door]
- [groans]
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[door opens]
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[Reggie] She’s on the floor.
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I offered her a sports massage,
but she wouldn’t let me touch her.
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[weakly] Reggie, I told you,
I need soft hands.
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Soft. [whines]
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[panting]
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Hey. Actually, I'm... I'm good down here.
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If your back is in too much pain
to get on the table,
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you should probably head to a doctor.
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Just do what you can, please.
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And, uh, maybe I’ll be able to get up.
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And I'll go soak in the hot tub.
And go to work. I’ll be fine.
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Okay.
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[slow instrumental rock music playing]
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[sighs]
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Well, uh, Sacramento’s still bullshit,
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- but I now have a B-minus average.
- [Sam] Mm.
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Uh, Billy sent me some lame demo tape,
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which is like one long,
desperate take-me-back plea.
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[chuckles softly]
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Whatever. It's... It's all boring.
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No, not... not to me.
I'm just happy to see ya.
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I'm glad you decided to spend
your spring break here. It's great.
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So, how's Vegas?
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Well, it... [stammers] This is it.
You're in it.
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It's nothin'. I mean, you know...
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Oh, you know what?
You’ll get a kick out of this.
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Uh, we lost Keith to some gig.
And guess who’s gonna be playing ref?
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- Ruth.
- No. Good guess, though.
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[Justine] Okay, who?
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- No.
- [Sam laughs]
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- Yeah.
- [Justine] Uniform and everything?
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- Yep.
- Well, now I gotta see this show!
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- [laughs] Yeah.
- You running around the ring? [chuckles]
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No wonder you got so skinny.
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Well, I've... I've also been dating
the hotel gym's rowing machine, so...
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[sips loudly] Uh...
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- You know...
- I wrote my screenplay.
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The one I promised I’d finish...
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Really?
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I finished it.
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Wow.
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Congratulations.
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That's a screenplay.
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Okay. First note: uh, it needs a title.
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Yeah, no shit.
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[flicking pages]
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Will you read it?
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[clicks tongue] I'd love to.
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Okay, but I need you to be
completely honest with me.
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- Especially if it sucks.
- Okay.
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I promise to be merciless.
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- Don’t read it in front of me!
- What...
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What the hell is wrong with you?
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What's happening? Where...
Where you going?
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I... I don’t wanna be anywhere near you
when you're reading it.
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I don’t have to read it right now.
Can't we...
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[sighs]
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Got a tip from Chad the valet
that you were in here.
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[sighs] Of course you did.
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I don’t usually get drunk
in the hotel bar.
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It seems more professional here.
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[takes a deep breath]
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You said I could come to you
if I ever needed to.
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Woman to woman. Well, here I am.
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Not a good time, Debbie.
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If you couldn’t tell.
Imagine how you’d feel if Bash died.
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I'd... [stammers]
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Well, it... it'd be very tragic,
given how young and handsome he is.
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You didn’t see Bernie in his heyday.
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Oh, God. I'm sorry. Were you two...
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God, no. He was a creep.
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And very short.
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But you know how it is.
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You hitch your wagon to a rich dreamer.
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The dreamer dies,
and your wagon is sitting
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on the side of the road
with a bottle of gin
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and a four-million-dollar showgirl show
to pull along.
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Look, I know you’re in mourning,
but also, uh, doing business,
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so it’s hard to navigate this.
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But, um...
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your offer is...
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like dropping an atom bomb on my life.
[chuckles softly]
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You’re telling me you didn’t have a plan
for if your show would be successful?
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I thought it would end after three months,
as planned.
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Is that what you want?
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I don't know.
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I wasn’t really thinking
that many steps ahead.
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If you want to be a good producer,
you should.
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[door opens]
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[indistinct chatter]
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Maybe I’ll swing by your show tonight.
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Rhapsody is dark
for the first time in ages.
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My husband has a poker game.
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[inhales deeply]
Better to cry in the dark with strangers
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than alone in a big empty house, right?
[clicks tongue]
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[Bash] Sam. Sam. [knocks on counter]
Sam, hey. Earth to Sam.
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- Hey, man.
- [Bash] Oh!
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- That's a lot of pages.
- Mm.
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- You back on the horse? Can I read?
- No.
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Hey. What do you think of that number?
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- Nice number.
- [Bash] Mm-hmm.
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You’re looking at what you'd be making
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if we stuck around in Vegas
for nine more months.
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Fuck.
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- That much?
- [Bash] Mm-hmm.
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If we want this money,
all we gotta do is take it.
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Sandy wants GLOW to play the Fan-Tan
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- through the end of the year.
- [Sam] Wow.
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Okay.
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- That’s pretty enticing.
- Yeah.
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I agree. So help me get Debbie
to come around on this thing.
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Together. You know,
I’ll be good cop, you be bad cop.
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She’s worried about... I don't know,
not being able to see her kid
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and the girls getting through the show.
Yadda, yadda.
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I say let’s deal with all that later.
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- You know what I mean?
- [Sam] Mm.
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Yeah, I don't know.
I don't wanna be put in the middle.
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All right.
I’m not putting you in the middle.
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You'd be on my side,
which is not in the middle at all.
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What happened
to “One for all, all for one"?
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Well, it's a bit more like,
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“Two against one
until we all agree... for one."
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C’mon man. This is why I kept you around.
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See, I thought you kept me around
to direct.
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[scoffs] Sam, let's be honest, all right?
I mean, you're on a paid vacation.
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But you can earn your money
by being the director who agrees
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- with the producer.
- Yeah, I’m not your fuckin' butler.
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You know? You can’t pay me
to be your friend, or to agree with you,
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or to tell you how fantastic
all your ideas are.
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Yeah, yeah. That’s right.
Instead, I’m paying you
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to sit around a fucking hotel room
and write another screenplay
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- that'll never see the light of day.
- Don’t throw your weight around.
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You're not good at it.
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You know what, Sam?
You’re lucky to have this job.
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And you should have my fucking back
on this.
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- [women laugh]
- [approaching footsteps]
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- Hey. How was your massage?
- Just what the doctor ordered.
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[as Ethel] You know what?
I could use a massage.
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My sciatica is killing me!
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You know, get those,
like, nice, warm, tiny hands all over me.
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[as Edna] Oh!
Last time I had tiny hands all over me,
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00:12:23,951 --> 00:12:25,035
it was at the gynecologist.
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- [both] Haa!
- [Stacey] Yeah, that's... that's good!
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00:12:27,037 --> 00:12:30,541
Hey, hey, I have an idea.
How about I play a Biddie tonight?
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00:12:31,000 --> 00:12:33,669
- Come on! I’d make a great Edna. Or Ethel.
- [Stacey] Uh...
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00:12:33,753 --> 00:12:35,313
Last time we listened to you and Cherry
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about switching characters,
it did not go well.
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00:12:37,882 --> 00:12:39,735
You know what?
I’d be down to switch characters,
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but I’m not touching Welfare Queen.
248
00:12:41,719 --> 00:12:43,095
I could switch with you.
249
00:12:43,179 --> 00:12:45,222
No... No. We can't switch characters, okay?
250
00:12:45,306 --> 00:12:47,516
The costumes won’t fit.
It’ll be a complete disaster.
251
00:12:47,767 --> 00:12:49,477
Or it’ll be funny.
252
00:12:51,228 --> 00:12:54,273
You know what? It’s the last week.
Tammé’s right. Let’s, uh...
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00:12:54,940 --> 00:12:56,192
Let's do it. Let's shake it up.
254
00:12:56,442 --> 00:12:58,652
- What about kayfabe?
- [Ruth] I’m with Carmen.
255
00:12:59,028 --> 00:13:01,822
Also, it's our job to do the same show.
256
00:13:01,906 --> 00:13:05,034
And it’s through the repetition
that you find out more
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00:13:05,117 --> 00:13:06,243
about your character.
258
00:13:06,327 --> 00:13:11,582
But if we did switch characters,
I need to be Welfare Queen.
259
00:13:12,208 --> 00:13:14,853
She’s got all the best moves,
and I’m the only one, besides Cherry,
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00:13:14,877 --> 00:13:15,877
who can play her.
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00:13:18,422 --> 00:13:19,590
'Cause I'm half black?
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- You are?
- Oh.
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00:13:21,008 --> 00:13:22,301
I mean, that's crazy.
264
00:13:22,384 --> 00:13:25,054
I knew that.
Well, I... I call dibs on Liberty Belle.
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00:13:25,137 --> 00:13:27,932
If anyone gets Liberty Belle, it’s me.
It was my character first.
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00:13:28,015 --> 00:13:30,142
[sighs] Give it a rest, Reggie.
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00:13:30,226 --> 00:13:33,145
If anyone's capable of making
Liberty Belle look good, it's me.
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00:13:33,229 --> 00:13:34,647
Quick pitch. Jewish Liberty Belle.
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00:13:34,730 --> 00:13:37,775
[indistinct shouting]
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00:13:37,858 --> 00:13:39,568
All right! All right!
Everyone settle down!
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00:13:40,986 --> 00:13:44,865
If anyone is going
to play Liberty Belle... it’s Ruth.
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00:13:45,699 --> 00:13:46,784
[Jenny] Oh!
273
00:13:46,867 --> 00:13:49,870
- Really?
- Yes. And I am going to play Zoya.
274
00:13:49,954 --> 00:13:51,074
It’ll be like Freaky Friday.
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00:13:51,121 --> 00:13:53,040
Or Freaky... whatever, Tuesday.
276
00:13:54,124 --> 00:13:56,377
Oh, come on. You’re an actor.
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00:13:56,460 --> 00:13:58,540
Don’t tell me you haven’t wanted
to play other parts.
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Come on, just be Liberty Belle.
279
00:14:04,176 --> 00:14:05,678
Fine. [chuckles]
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00:14:05,970 --> 00:14:07,304
It’s not the worst idea.
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- Junkchain.
- Yes!
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00:14:09,056 --> 00:14:10,224
- [excited chatter]
- Yes!
283
00:14:10,432 --> 00:14:11,809
[Arthie] Oh, I feel great!
284
00:14:11,892 --> 00:14:15,020
Yes! Yeah! Yes!
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00:14:15,104 --> 00:14:17,106
[indistinct chatter]
286
00:14:26,198 --> 00:14:27,616
My dad’s in the show.
287
00:14:29,159 --> 00:14:30,953
My father figure died this week.
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00:14:31,787 --> 00:14:33,831
- [lighter clicks]
- [drumroll]
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- [exhales]
- [audience cheers and applauds]
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- [Bash] Ladies and gentlemen,
- [triumphant orchestral music playing]
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Bash Howard Productions proudly presents,
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live from the Fan-Tan Hotel and Casino
in Las Vegas, Nevada,
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00:14:53,809 --> 00:14:55,102
it’s GLOW!
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The Gorgeous Ladies of Wrestling!
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00:14:57,938 --> 00:14:59,940
[audience cheers and applauds]
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00:15:00,024 --> 00:15:03,360
Ha-ha! Yes, yes, yes!
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00:15:05,863 --> 00:15:07,781
What an audience tonight!
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00:15:08,657 --> 00:15:10,659
Wow! So many VIPs!
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00:15:10,743 --> 00:15:13,120
Better bust out the bubbly!
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00:15:14,330 --> 00:15:15,497
Okay.
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00:15:15,873 --> 00:15:17,499
For our first match tonight,
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00:15:18,042 --> 00:15:21,587
reeking of Bengay and prune juice,
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00:15:21,670 --> 00:15:23,213
it’s Ethel and Edna,
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00:15:23,297 --> 00:15:26,717
- the Beatdown Biddies!
- [crowd cheers]
305
00:15:27,551 --> 00:15:31,263
[laughs] Oh, boy!
306
00:15:31,347 --> 00:15:34,642
My arthritis is acting up!
307
00:15:35,059 --> 00:15:38,395
I believe I’m due for a bone density test!
308
00:15:38,479 --> 00:15:39,521
[Tammé groans]
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00:15:39,897 --> 00:15:42,566
- Look at this crowd.
- What crowd?
310
00:15:42,650 --> 00:15:43,734
- Oh!
- [audience laughs]
311
00:15:43,817 --> 00:15:46,862
- Wow, I love this crowd!
- Oh, hello.
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00:15:46,946 --> 00:15:48,530
[Tammé] You're beautiful.
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Just beautiful.
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00:15:50,991 --> 00:15:52,743
Eh, some of you beautiful.
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00:15:52,826 --> 00:15:56,705
- [crowd laughs]
- [Bash] Here they come. Spry as a coffin.
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00:15:56,956 --> 00:15:59,124
[Arthie] Edna. We gotta go.
317
00:15:59,208 --> 00:16:01,502
- We gotta go fight for our lives.
- [quietly] Ow!
318
00:16:01,585 --> 00:16:03,212
All right! Hurry it up, ladies!
319
00:16:03,295 --> 00:16:05,798
We got more than one match
to get through tonight.
320
00:16:06,173 --> 00:16:07,341
[Tammé grunts] Okay.
321
00:16:08,133 --> 00:16:10,135
Ethel! Ethel!
322
00:16:10,761 --> 00:16:13,180
- Okay. Yeah, yeah, I got you.
- Ethel! Okay.
323
00:16:15,891 --> 00:16:16,725
[clears throat]
324
00:16:16,809 --> 00:16:21,021
And in this corner, hopefully,
is the Red Scare.
325
00:16:21,105 --> 00:16:23,315
- [military march playing]
- [audience booing]
326
00:16:23,399 --> 00:16:28,028
[Bash]
Zoya the Destroya and Fortune Cookie!
327
00:16:28,112 --> 00:16:30,114
[audience booing]
328
00:16:31,991 --> 00:16:32,991
[laughs wickedly]
329
00:16:33,200 --> 00:16:36,912
[laughs as Zoya] Darlings, please.
330
00:16:36,996 --> 00:16:39,206
Hate me all you want.
331
00:16:39,415 --> 00:16:43,919
I am cold and heartless
like the frigid Siberian tundra.
332
00:16:44,003 --> 00:16:45,254
[quietly] Jesus fucking Christ.
333
00:16:45,337 --> 00:16:48,173
I feel nothing for you capitalist idiots.
334
00:16:48,257 --> 00:16:52,469
Well, except maybe pity
for inevitable decline.
335
00:16:52,553 --> 00:16:53,553
[laughs]
336
00:16:53,887 --> 00:16:55,597
Let's see, what would scare you?
337
00:16:55,681 --> 00:16:57,099
- A museum.
- [crowd laughs]
338
00:16:57,182 --> 00:16:59,518
Book without pictures. Okay.
339
00:17:00,269 --> 00:17:01,854
And you...
340
00:17:02,229 --> 00:17:03,480
hello!
341
00:17:04,398 --> 00:17:08,610
You have
very nice permanent hair treatment.
342
00:17:08,694 --> 00:17:11,488
- Thank you.
- You must be made of money,
343
00:17:11,739 --> 00:17:15,909
and therefore
have American secrets I can extract
344
00:17:15,993 --> 00:17:18,996
through acts of sexual nature.
345
00:17:19,079 --> 00:17:20,223
- [laughter]
- [Melrose] Hai-ya!
346
00:17:20,247 --> 00:17:21,247
Okay.
347
00:17:21,790 --> 00:17:25,169
Perhaps we discuss later in, uh, hot tub.
348
00:17:25,711 --> 00:17:28,630
- [Melrose] Ya! Hai-ya!
- [Debbie] Sorry about your bill.
349
00:17:29,715 --> 00:17:30,716
How to approach...
350
00:17:31,717 --> 00:17:32,551
Oh!
351
00:17:32,676 --> 00:17:36,889
Cookie, help. Help me, Cookie. Okay.
352
00:17:36,972 --> 00:17:38,307
Coming to the rescue!
353
00:17:38,390 --> 00:17:40,267
[Debbie] Perfect for families.
354
00:17:41,560 --> 00:17:45,564
Let's get this party started.
It's time to wrestle.
355
00:17:45,647 --> 00:17:48,525
- [bell dings]
- [cheering and applause]
356
00:17:48,859 --> 00:17:50,569
[Tammé] Look here, little Asian girl.
357
00:17:50,652 --> 00:17:54,865
Just because I'm a baptized member
of the Ebenezer Baptist Church
358
00:17:54,948 --> 00:17:56,492
don’t mean I won’t tear that ass up.
359
00:17:57,117 --> 00:17:59,787
How you tear up ass if you cannot walk
360
00:17:59,870 --> 00:18:01,830
- without walking aid?
- [crowd laughs]
361
00:18:02,164 --> 00:18:07,628
Excuse me,
how do you walk in that tiny leotard? Ha!
362
00:18:08,337 --> 00:18:12,382
You’re two shakes away
from a yeast infection! Ugh!
363
00:18:12,466 --> 00:18:13,634
Oh!
364
00:18:14,051 --> 00:18:16,011
- [Arthie yelps]
- Hey! Come on!
365
00:18:16,095 --> 00:18:18,222
- [shouting]
- Who has yeast infection now?
366
00:18:18,305 --> 00:18:21,225
[in exaggerated accent]
Who order number 69 on the menu?
367
00:18:21,433 --> 00:18:23,685
- [yells]
- [Bash] Ooh!
368
00:18:24,686 --> 00:18:27,689
Here. Belt the skirt.
Yolanda, how’s it going over here?
369
00:18:28,190 --> 00:18:29,817
- I got a diaper booty.
- [Jenny sighs]
370
00:18:29,900 --> 00:18:32,545
- What you gonna do for our match?
- [Yolanda] I think I’m going to light this
371
00:18:32,569 --> 00:18:33,612
and say something like...
372
00:18:33,862 --> 00:18:35,864
[speaking Spanish]
373
00:18:40,035 --> 00:18:42,162
And then blow it in your face
or something.
374
00:18:42,329 --> 00:18:43,956
- [Rhonda] Oh, okay.
- [sighs] Okay.
375
00:18:44,039 --> 00:18:46,667
Um, I think instead of being Machu Picchu,
376
00:18:46,750 --> 00:18:47,626
I’m gonna be...
377
00:18:47,709 --> 00:18:49,270
[in upper-class English accent]
...a British explorer
378
00:18:49,294 --> 00:18:51,046
conquering Machu Picchu.
379
00:18:51,171 --> 00:18:53,340
All right. You're set. You're good.
380
00:18:53,882 --> 00:18:55,968
Um, well, the top fits.
381
00:18:56,927 --> 00:18:59,346
- Okay, just wear your leggings.
- Oh, good.
382
00:19:00,556 --> 00:19:02,975
These crystal pantyhose
are too damn short.
383
00:19:03,517 --> 00:19:05,727
- Fine! Ditch the pantyhose!
- [Cherry] Okay.
384
00:19:05,811 --> 00:19:07,020
I need a character.
385
00:19:08,397 --> 00:19:11,567
[Melrose over PA] Soy sauce
in your eye! Chopstick in your nose!
386
00:19:11,650 --> 00:19:16,071
- Oh, my God. Why is she doing that voice?
- Isn't that the same voice you do?
387
00:19:16,155 --> 00:19:19,491
No, it's not.
It's not the same voice, Sheila.
388
00:19:19,575 --> 00:19:22,578
Okay?
She’s a white girl doing that voice.
389
00:19:23,662 --> 00:19:26,123
What’s your problem.
Are you gonna change or not?
390
00:19:26,832 --> 00:19:27,875
I’ll be back.
391
00:19:28,792 --> 00:19:30,210
Sheila! You're on in...
392
00:19:30,294 --> 00:19:31,962
[Sheila] I know! I need a minute!
393
00:19:32,629 --> 00:19:35,549
[Melrose over PA] Hai-ya! I'm a ninja! Ya!
394
00:19:37,176 --> 00:19:39,303
I fly you like lice!
395
00:19:39,678 --> 00:19:43,849
Chinese! Japanese! Elderly, on your knees!
396
00:19:44,308 --> 00:19:45,350
[yells]
397
00:19:45,434 --> 00:19:46,268
Hai-ya!
398
00:19:46,351 --> 00:19:48,645
[as herself]
Tammé, what the fuck? Do the move!
399
00:19:48,729 --> 00:19:49,771
[groans]
400
00:19:51,815 --> 00:19:55,652
Doctor Zoya says loudmouth babushka
should get her rest.
401
00:19:56,069 --> 00:19:57,321
[groans]
402
00:19:57,529 --> 00:19:58,530
[Arthie] Ethel, help me!
403
00:19:58,614 --> 00:20:01,158
[Bash]
Zoya's just chucked Edna out of the ring.
404
00:20:01,241 --> 00:20:03,535
- Bye, old spaniel.
- [crowd booing]
405
00:20:04,077 --> 00:20:06,117
- [in normal voice] What's going on?
- I don't know.
406
00:20:06,830 --> 00:20:08,290
[wrestlers grunt]
407
00:20:10,834 --> 00:20:13,212
[Bash]
And the evil empire's prevailed, folks!
408
00:20:13,295 --> 00:20:15,923
- I can't believe it! We have a winner!
- [exclaims]
409
00:20:16,006 --> 00:20:17,925
- [bell dings]
- [mix of cheering and booing]
410
00:20:18,008 --> 00:20:22,137
[as Fortune Cookie]
Oh, my parents so proud! Oh! Oh!
411
00:20:22,221 --> 00:20:24,097
- Hey, what the fuck?
- Huh?
412
00:20:24,514 --> 00:20:25,432
[groans]
413
00:20:25,515 --> 00:20:29,728
[Bash] What's this? Looks
like Zoya's turning on her partner. Shit!
414
00:20:29,811 --> 00:20:32,189
And now it's Russia versus China!
415
00:20:32,397 --> 00:20:34,858
- One, two, three!
- [Melrose groaning]
416
00:20:34,942 --> 00:20:36,568
I can't believe it, folks!
417
00:20:36,652 --> 00:20:42,991
Zoya destroys her own partner Mel...
tion Cookie with a devastating body slam.
418
00:20:43,283 --> 00:20:45,994
Russia takes the crown all for herself.
Wow!
419
00:20:46,119 --> 00:20:48,455
[quietly] Hey, you’re taking my one job.
420
00:20:49,122 --> 00:20:50,916
Holy Toledo!
421
00:20:51,250 --> 00:20:52,793
Whoa! Cool!
422
00:20:52,876 --> 00:20:55,128
[quietly] Hey, what the fuck
do you think you're doing?
423
00:20:55,212 --> 00:20:57,798
- [as herself] Is it not clear?
- Uh, Sandy's at the show.
424
00:20:57,881 --> 00:20:58,799
She came tonight, okay?
425
00:20:58,882 --> 00:21:01,635
Yeah, she told me she was coming.
I thought this would cheer her up.
426
00:21:02,219 --> 00:21:03,428
[as Zoya] What is this?
427
00:21:03,512 --> 00:21:07,849
You send useless man without shirt
to deliver, what is it, toy crown?
428
00:21:07,933 --> 00:21:11,144
- No.
- Is this what Bash Howard budget gets you?
429
00:21:11,270 --> 00:21:12,104
In Russia,
430
00:21:12,187 --> 00:21:15,315
- I have egg more valuable than this.
- [crowd laughs]
431
00:21:15,691 --> 00:21:19,111
No wonder no one wants to challenge Zoya.
432
00:21:19,403 --> 00:21:21,154
[as Liberty Belle] I’ll fight you!
433
00:21:21,238 --> 00:21:22,239
[crowd gasps]
434
00:21:22,698 --> 00:21:24,825
- Who said that?
- Over here!
435
00:21:24,950 --> 00:21:27,202
Sorry. Little old me.
436
00:21:27,494 --> 00:21:30,497
Where? All I see is plain-toast girl.
437
00:21:30,580 --> 00:21:31,707
[crowd laughs]
438
00:21:31,790 --> 00:21:33,792
Well, you’re right about that.
439
00:21:34,084 --> 00:21:36,044
I am a plain girl...
440
00:21:36,295 --> 00:21:38,672
the Great Plains, that is.
441
00:21:38,880 --> 00:21:45,220
I may be a sweet innocent girl
from the heartland of America,
442
00:21:45,512 --> 00:21:50,559
who spends most of her days
plucking chickens and milking cows,
443
00:21:50,642 --> 00:21:52,894
but that doesn’t mean I won’t make time
444
00:21:52,978 --> 00:21:57,649
to kick your Russki ass
from sea to shining sea!
445
00:21:57,733 --> 00:21:59,609
- [cheering]
- [patriotic march music playing]
446
00:21:59,693 --> 00:22:01,862
Oh, disrobing. Wow.
447
00:22:02,654 --> 00:22:04,531
Is necessary? I... I...
448
00:22:05,073 --> 00:22:08,035
Once I get this skirt off,
you're in for it, you!
449
00:22:08,118 --> 00:22:09,161
[laughs]
450
00:22:09,244 --> 00:22:11,246
[Ruth] Ha! Here I come.
451
00:22:11,538 --> 00:22:13,206
This is amazing.
452
00:22:14,499 --> 00:22:15,499
Whoo!
453
00:22:16,084 --> 00:22:17,084
Ha!
454
00:22:18,378 --> 00:22:20,380
[Debbie] Oh, American sweetheart.
455
00:22:20,464 --> 00:22:23,800
Girls like you used for toothpick
in Russia.
456
00:22:24,051 --> 00:22:29,681
Well, this American toothpick runs
on nothing but meat and wheat
457
00:22:30,057 --> 00:22:33,268
- from the great state of Nebraska!
- [crowd cheering]
458
00:22:33,352 --> 00:22:37,481
[Bash] Oh! She's kicking it off
with a dropkick to the diaphragm!
459
00:22:38,231 --> 00:22:39,816
Taste my shoe.
460
00:22:39,900 --> 00:22:42,277
[Bash]
I guess she's feeding her some boot!
461
00:22:44,112 --> 00:22:46,490
- But this Russian's not having any of it.
- [groans]
462
00:22:47,574 --> 00:22:49,743
[Bash] It looks
like it might be over fast, but...
463
00:22:49,826 --> 00:22:51,036
- Oh, wait a minute!
- [yells]
464
00:22:51,119 --> 00:22:53,205
- [Bash] There's a reverse sunset flip!
- One! Two!
465
00:22:53,288 --> 00:22:57,209
[Bash] Who knew this American
and this Russian knew each other's moves?
466
00:22:57,292 --> 00:22:59,920
It's as if they've played each other
before!
467
00:23:00,003 --> 00:23:02,172
- Take this, swine!
- [Debbie yells]
468
00:23:03,173 --> 00:23:04,091
Oh!
469
00:23:04,174 --> 00:23:05,467
[audience booing]
470
00:23:06,009 --> 00:23:08,553
Do you like my little slut ukulele?
471
00:23:08,637 --> 00:23:10,806
- [Ruth shrieks]
- [Debbie yells]
472
00:23:10,972 --> 00:23:14,559
Such a dirty mouth.
I hope my daddy isn't watching!
473
00:23:14,643 --> 00:23:17,229
Oh, darling, I'm your daddy now.
474
00:23:17,687 --> 00:23:20,315
- [screams]
- [crowd yelling]
475
00:23:20,399 --> 00:23:25,278
Oh, my back!
My number one asset when farming.
476
00:23:25,362 --> 00:23:27,572
[Bash]
That back-breaker looked like it hurt!
477
00:23:27,906 --> 00:23:29,217
- [Ruth yells]
- [audience cheering]
478
00:23:29,241 --> 00:23:33,036
[Bash] Oh, looks like there's spunk yet
in this little American firecracker.
479
00:23:33,120 --> 00:23:36,456
- [Ruth] Yeah.
- [Bash] Like the patriots at the Alamo,
480
00:23:36,540 --> 00:23:39,876
she's not going out
without fightin' off the Russians.
481
00:23:39,960 --> 00:23:41,753
- [Debbie groans]
- [audience cheering]
482
00:23:43,797 --> 00:23:45,715
Ooh!
483
00:23:48,969 --> 00:23:50,429
- [Bash] Oh!
- [Ruth] Whee!
484
00:23:51,596 --> 00:23:52,596
[Bash] Heads-up!
485
00:23:52,848 --> 00:23:56,393
- Oh, a cazadora, do I see?
- [laughs]
486
00:23:56,476 --> 00:23:57,602
[Debbie groans]
487
00:23:57,686 --> 00:24:00,188
One! Two! Three!
488
00:24:00,272 --> 00:24:02,524
- And we have a winner!
- [bell dings]
489
00:24:02,607 --> 00:24:05,402
[cheering]
490
00:24:07,237 --> 00:24:09,239
[Bash] Unbelievable, folks.
491
00:24:09,489 --> 00:24:12,993
A little lass
from Lincoln's lovely homeland
492
00:24:13,076 --> 00:24:15,829
defeats Zoya the Destroya!
493
00:24:16,079 --> 00:24:18,373
What's your name, sweetie pie?
494
00:24:18,790 --> 00:24:20,500
I’m Liberty Belle, [giggles]
495
00:24:20,584 --> 00:24:25,714
and any time evil confronts our borders,
496
00:24:26,047 --> 00:24:27,632
I'll be there.
497
00:24:27,716 --> 00:24:29,916
[Carmen, as Welfare Queen]
Hold on a second, white lady.
498
00:24:30,177 --> 00:24:31,803
[booing]
499
00:24:32,095 --> 00:24:33,722
- Oh!
- What the...
500
00:24:37,142 --> 00:24:38,310
- Give me that.
- [gasps]
501
00:24:42,147 --> 00:24:45,233
- [Ruth screams]
- [Carmen yells]
502
00:24:45,358 --> 00:24:48,612
[Bash] What a twist!
Literally, it's a helicopter!
503
00:24:48,695 --> 00:24:49,821
[crowd] Oh!
504
00:24:49,905 --> 00:24:53,533
[Ruth groans, shrieks]
505
00:24:54,326 --> 00:24:58,663
- [Sam] One! Two! Three!
- [Bash] Hey...
506
00:25:00,874 --> 00:25:02,250
Finally!
507
00:25:02,584 --> 00:25:05,128
The crown... is mine!
508
00:25:05,212 --> 00:25:06,671
[laughs wickedly]
509
00:25:07,088 --> 00:25:08,548
[laughs]
510
00:25:08,632 --> 00:25:11,801
Well, why don't you tell us who you are,
and why you've done this?
511
00:25:11,885 --> 00:25:13,685
- [feedback squeals]
- [as herself] Thank you.
512
00:25:14,304 --> 00:25:16,765
I am Welfare Queen,
513
00:25:17,015 --> 00:25:19,643
queen of welfare.
514
00:25:19,851 --> 00:25:22,604
- [audience booing]
- Y'all love to hate me,
515
00:25:22,687 --> 00:25:26,816
'cause I'm a black woman who's on welfare
to feed her children.
516
00:25:27,484 --> 00:25:31,404
But the crown finally is coming back
to the hood.
517
00:25:31,530 --> 00:25:33,323
- [laughs wickedly]
- Don't... Okay.
518
00:25:33,406 --> 00:25:34,699
[chuckles]
519
00:25:35,283 --> 00:25:37,619
Fuck. I feel like I'm on acid.
520
00:25:38,495 --> 00:25:40,997
["Dancin' The Night Away"
by Voggue playing]
521
00:25:43,208 --> 00:25:47,212
This is what I'm about to do
to your face, yo!
522
00:25:48,380 --> 00:25:54,928
You ready to get that pretty little face
in some dirt, 'cause here's... a... worm!
523
00:25:55,262 --> 00:26:00,517
I will do my ritual prayer
before killing American infidel!
524
00:26:00,600 --> 00:26:05,272
[chanting gibberish]
525
00:26:05,355 --> 00:26:07,023
Baba ganoush!
526
00:26:07,107 --> 00:26:09,568
[continues chanting gibberish]
527
00:26:09,734 --> 00:26:14,781
Knick-knack, paddywhack,
give a scientist a scone! I’m British!
528
00:26:16,449 --> 00:26:17,784
What up, bitches?
529
00:26:17,867 --> 00:26:23,498
I'm 50, but I act like I'm 19.
Let's fucking party!
530
00:26:23,582 --> 00:26:26,126
[cheering]
531
00:26:26,876 --> 00:26:28,712
And in the other corner is...
532
00:26:34,843 --> 00:26:37,804
a nun, because... why not?
533
00:26:38,346 --> 00:26:40,098
Nothing else matters anymore.
534
00:26:40,640 --> 00:26:42,517
And, hey, since it's a tag team match,
535
00:26:42,601 --> 00:26:45,103
maybe another wrestler will appear
at some point.
536
00:26:46,021 --> 00:26:47,522
[Sheila] Over here, boys!
537
00:26:47,814 --> 00:26:49,316
[crowd] Oh!
538
00:26:51,401 --> 00:26:52,401
Good evening.
539
00:26:52,944 --> 00:26:53,987
I’m Liza.
540
00:26:55,113 --> 00:26:56,531
Liza Minnelli.
541
00:26:56,656 --> 00:26:58,408
- [cheering]
- What?
542
00:26:58,783 --> 00:27:00,118
Holy shit.
543
00:27:05,749 --> 00:27:06,833
[giggles]
544
00:27:13,757 --> 00:27:15,342
She better not rip that dress.
545
00:27:15,425 --> 00:27:17,510
But, you know, whatever it takes to win.
546
00:27:17,594 --> 00:27:19,054
That’s what Liza would want.
547
00:27:19,763 --> 00:27:21,056
Is that Sheila?
548
00:27:21,306 --> 00:27:23,642
- If I did my job right, you’ll never know.
- [gasps]
549
00:27:24,142 --> 00:27:25,769
- [laughs]
- I’ve never seen her dressed
550
00:27:25,852 --> 00:27:28,146
as a human woman before.
551
00:27:28,521 --> 00:27:31,024
[Bobby] C’mon, Liza, ring them bells!
552
00:27:32,525 --> 00:27:35,570
- [crowd laughs]
- Oh! [exhales]
553
00:27:35,654 --> 00:27:39,240
I have done the sciences,
and have come to the conclusion
554
00:27:39,324 --> 00:27:41,951
that you will never be as good
as your mother!
555
00:27:43,453 --> 00:27:47,999
- [vocalizes, wails]
- [audience laughs]
556
00:27:49,542 --> 00:27:50,794
[bell dings]
557
00:27:51,252 --> 00:27:53,672
- I'm gonna pray for you!
- [Cherry] That's it!
558
00:27:54,631 --> 00:27:56,007
Put a scotch into that.
559
00:27:56,091 --> 00:27:58,885
- [scatting]
- Ow, my spine! My spine!
560
00:27:59,219 --> 00:28:01,471
Sinners! Sinners!
561
00:28:02,931 --> 00:28:06,059
[shrieks in delight] What a ride!
562
00:28:06,142 --> 00:28:08,645
[shouts indistinctly]
563
00:28:09,646 --> 00:28:10,646
[growls]
564
00:28:11,231 --> 00:28:12,816
- What...
- Holy shit.
565
00:28:13,066 --> 00:28:14,818
Look at that crucifix by Reg.
566
00:28:14,901 --> 00:28:17,195
[Reggie yelling]
567
00:28:17,320 --> 00:28:18,320
One! Two!
568
00:28:18,655 --> 00:28:19,948
Ah-five, six, seven, eight!
569
00:28:22,534 --> 00:28:23,534
[groans in pain]
570
00:28:23,576 --> 00:28:24,994
All right, no book hitting.
571
00:28:25,078 --> 00:28:27,914
[Sheila shouts]
572
00:28:28,707 --> 00:28:29,624
[both exclaim]
573
00:28:29,708 --> 00:28:32,419
- Ooh!
- [women laughing]
574
00:28:33,420 --> 00:28:37,424
I've been a bad girl. Slap me for me.
Ooh!
575
00:28:37,507 --> 00:28:39,509
- [grunting]
- I’m your partner!
576
00:28:40,510 --> 00:28:43,054
Oh! Sorry, doll face, I'm plastered.
577
00:28:43,346 --> 00:28:46,057
I can’t remember the last time
I actually wanted to watch the show.
578
00:28:46,474 --> 00:28:48,852
I know! This was a great idea.
579
00:28:49,227 --> 00:28:56,109
- [Sheila] ♪ I love the stage ♪
- You have to read the Bible! Please.
580
00:28:56,192 --> 00:28:58,403
[wrestlers shouting indistinctly]
581
00:29:02,991 --> 00:29:05,368
Tammé! What...
You're supposed to be in the...
582
00:29:06,619 --> 00:29:07,619
You okay?
583
00:29:07,829 --> 00:29:09,664
[crying] I’m fine.
It's just a muscle spasm.
584
00:29:10,623 --> 00:29:12,167
How long have you been in pain?
585
00:29:12,500 --> 00:29:14,169
Around... Around this morning...
586
00:29:14,252 --> 00:29:15,754
How long? Do not lie to me.
587
00:29:16,713 --> 00:29:18,506
It’s only four more shows.
588
00:29:18,590 --> 00:29:21,801
Don’t worry about me.
I’ll... I'll make it.
589
00:29:23,052 --> 00:29:25,847
[Bash over PA]
And she's down... yet again.
590
00:29:26,306 --> 00:29:29,618
- Wow, what a gripping show tonight, folks.
- That's your cue. Don't worry about me.
591
00:29:29,642 --> 00:29:30,852
Go get on the zip line.
592
00:29:30,935 --> 00:29:33,646
[Bash] And now there's only three ladies
left in the ring!
593
00:29:33,730 --> 00:29:35,607
Let's hope it ends soon.
594
00:29:35,690 --> 00:29:38,318
[groans and cries in pain]
595
00:29:38,401 --> 00:29:40,528
[Bash] You guys have a great night!
596
00:29:40,612 --> 00:29:42,822
Okay, so your... your mom is black?
597
00:29:42,906 --> 00:29:45,492
- My mom is black, my dad is mixed.
- [Melrose] Wait, what?
598
00:29:45,742 --> 00:29:47,452
[laughs]
599
00:29:47,535 --> 00:29:48,745
You see Justine out there?
600
00:29:48,828 --> 00:29:51,539
Yes! She looks so different.
More grown-up, huh?
601
00:29:51,664 --> 00:29:52,540
Yeah.
602
00:29:52,624 --> 00:29:55,126
Look, I have an actual thing
I have to ask you about.
603
00:29:55,668 --> 00:29:56,669
A favor.
604
00:29:58,671 --> 00:30:00,006
I want you to read something.
605
00:30:01,049 --> 00:30:03,593
- You finished your screenplay.
- [Sam] Yeah, I did, I did.
606
00:30:03,676 --> 00:30:05,887
But it's... it's not about mine.
It's about Justine's.
607
00:30:07,180 --> 00:30:08,056
Oh!
608
00:30:08,139 --> 00:30:10,141
- Justine wrote a screenplay?
- [Sam] She did.
609
00:30:10,225 --> 00:30:11,351
And I want you to read it
610
00:30:11,434 --> 00:30:15,563
and tell me what you think about it,
so I... I... I know I'm not crazy.
611
00:30:16,940 --> 00:30:18,233
Of course. [chuckles]
612
00:30:18,358 --> 00:30:20,568
You know reading’s
my favorite Vegas pastime.
613
00:30:21,194 --> 00:30:22,737
Okay. Thank you.
614
00:30:23,279 --> 00:30:26,199
- [Tammé panting]
- [Cherry] All right. Just take it in.
615
00:30:26,449 --> 00:30:27,534
- And...
- Easy.
616
00:30:27,617 --> 00:30:29,828
breathe. There we go.
617
00:30:30,245 --> 00:30:32,664
Oh, my God.
I can't believe I didn't notice.
618
00:30:32,997 --> 00:30:37,043
Don’t beat yourself up.
Wine hides a lot of injuries.
619
00:30:37,210 --> 00:30:40,296
I can't believe this is the show
that you ended up seeing.
620
00:30:40,380 --> 00:30:41,381
Are you kidding me?
621
00:30:41,464 --> 00:30:44,300
It was so cool.
You guys were like, "Fuck the rules."
622
00:30:44,384 --> 00:30:46,511
It was perfect. And you look...
623
00:30:47,178 --> 00:30:48,179
incredible.
624
00:30:49,013 --> 00:30:50,013
Thank you.
625
00:30:50,056 --> 00:30:51,975
- [door opens]
- [Bash clears his throat]
626
00:30:52,141 --> 00:30:53,351
[Sandy] Ladies.
627
00:30:53,434 --> 00:30:56,855
I just wanted to say, what a show.
628
00:30:57,355 --> 00:30:58,565
[cheering]
629
00:30:58,648 --> 00:31:00,650
It was like Mr. Toad’s Wild Ride.
630
00:31:00,733 --> 00:31:02,902
You know,
we had no idea what was coming next.
631
00:31:02,986 --> 00:31:06,114
Keeping it fresh
is a big part of live performance.
632
00:31:06,197 --> 00:31:08,700
Wonderful to see you all doing that
for each other.
633
00:31:10,118 --> 00:31:13,538
Well, we... we did wanna have some fun
since, you know, we’re on our way out.
634
00:31:13,621 --> 00:31:17,208
Well, not so fast.
Actually, Sandy, we've got good news.
635
00:31:17,292 --> 00:31:20,628
We would love for GLOW to stay in Vegas
for the rest of the year.
636
00:31:23,298 --> 00:31:25,466
[Sandy exhales] I'm so happy.
637
00:31:25,884 --> 00:31:27,927
- From death, new life.
- [Bash] Mm.
638
00:31:29,512 --> 00:31:31,973
Uh, wait.
So, we're... we're... we're staying?
639
00:31:32,348 --> 00:31:33,348
Mm-hmm.
640
00:31:34,309 --> 00:31:35,810
Did he say the rest of the year?
641
00:31:35,894 --> 00:31:38,396
O-Okay, okay, let's just, uh, slow down
642
00:31:38,479 --> 00:31:42,525
on the announcements and celebration here.
We haven't even had a meeting about this.
643
00:31:43,192 --> 00:31:45,862
Actually, Sam, we did have a meeting.
I told you and I told Debbie.
644
00:31:45,945 --> 00:31:48,215
And we don’t need a meeting to know
I’m the only one who cares
645
00:31:48,239 --> 00:31:52,243
- about keeping this show alive.
- No, no, you actually care about jugglers
646
00:31:52,327 --> 00:31:56,039
and magicians and whatever fucking
shiny-buttoned faux-producer
647
00:31:56,122 --> 00:31:57,624
who wants a piece of your time.
648
00:31:57,707 --> 00:32:00,084
You sacrifice absolutely nothing
for this show!
649
00:32:03,796 --> 00:32:06,007
Okay, Debbie, here's the truth.
650
00:32:06,090 --> 00:32:07,759
Nobody wants to tell you, but here it is.
651
00:32:07,842 --> 00:32:10,970
It's my name on the marquee, not yours,
which means it's my show,
652
00:32:11,054 --> 00:32:13,848
paid for with my money,
which makes this my decision.
653
00:32:13,932 --> 00:32:16,142
And if you don’t like it,
feel free to get the fuck out.
654
00:32:21,731 --> 00:32:24,460
- Maybe we should move this to my office.
- We don't need to move it anywhere.
655
00:32:24,484 --> 00:32:26,819
Ladies, we'll be extending our run here
at the Fan-Tan.
656
00:32:26,903 --> 00:32:29,298
If that doesn’t work for you,
feel free to go back to Los Angeles.
657
00:32:29,322 --> 00:32:32,784
- But GLOW is staying in Vegas. Cheers.
- [bottle pops]
658
00:32:32,867 --> 00:32:36,371
["Come See Me Tonight" playing]