1 00:00:07,173 --> 00:00:08,925 [upbeat instrumental rock music playing] 2 00:00:12,929 --> 00:00:16,307 - [grunts] - Arch your back, snatch faster. 3 00:00:16,725 --> 00:00:19,310 [woman] Stay strong. There you go. Squeeze. 4 00:00:19,936 --> 00:00:20,979 Squeeze. 5 00:00:21,521 --> 00:00:22,521 All right, up. 6 00:00:23,023 --> 00:00:24,816 - Good. - This is just my warm-up. 7 00:00:25,442 --> 00:00:26,484 Where is everyone? 8 00:00:26,568 --> 00:00:28,170 They're supposed to be here at 8:00 sharp. 9 00:00:28,194 --> 00:00:30,989 I don't think most of 'em got in until 7:00 at least. 10 00:00:32,365 --> 00:00:34,701 They need to start getting serious about staying in shape. 11 00:00:34,784 --> 00:00:36,244 This show's been sloppy as shit. 12 00:00:36,327 --> 00:00:38,621 Hey, don't get angry at me. At least I showed up. 13 00:00:39,330 --> 00:00:42,417 - You're right. All right, keep it up. - [woman] Okay, next circuit. 14 00:00:44,627 --> 00:00:46,129 And... go. 15 00:00:49,215 --> 00:00:51,718 Wow! You got them in the palm of your hand. 16 00:00:52,343 --> 00:00:54,929 - You the trainer? - Excuse me, do we know each other? 17 00:00:55,013 --> 00:00:56,890 No, sorry. I'm Cherry Bang. 18 00:00:56,973 --> 00:00:58,600 - Denise. - I work with GLOW. 19 00:00:59,392 --> 00:01:00,685 [Sheila] Oh, God. 20 00:01:01,144 --> 00:01:03,396 - [Denise] Oh! - We're in the Jade Showroom. 21 00:01:04,022 --> 00:01:05,022 Oh! 22 00:01:06,024 --> 00:01:07,484 It's 13 other girls. 23 00:01:12,405 --> 00:01:15,325 [breathing heavily] 24 00:01:23,291 --> 00:01:25,668 Denise says they do strength training in the morning, 25 00:01:25,752 --> 00:01:28,671 dance class in the afternoon and have a fucking nutritionist. 26 00:01:28,755 --> 00:01:29,964 Meanwhile, I just saw Jenny 27 00:01:30,048 --> 00:01:32,608 in the kitchen spreading mayonnaise on a block of cheddar cheese. 28 00:01:32,675 --> 00:01:34,969 - That actually sounds good. - Keith. 29 00:01:35,720 --> 00:01:38,600 You gonna put that in your mouth, or is it supposed to go somewhere else? 30 00:01:39,849 --> 00:01:40,850 There you go. 31 00:01:41,434 --> 00:01:43,186 [garbled] These bitches, they don't stretch. 32 00:01:43,269 --> 00:01:44,497 - They don't work out. - [Keith] Mm. 33 00:01:44,521 --> 00:01:45,855 They stay out late. 34 00:01:46,064 --> 00:01:47,524 - [sighs] - [thermometer beeps] 35 00:01:49,025 --> 00:01:50,025 There's no temperature. 36 00:01:50,527 --> 00:01:51,694 [sighs] I'm a corpse. 37 00:01:51,778 --> 00:01:53,005 [Keith] That's 'cause you're flapping your gums 38 00:01:53,029 --> 00:01:55,240 and letting the cold air in. Here, try it again. 39 00:01:55,323 --> 00:01:56,157 Come on, stick your... 40 00:01:56,241 --> 00:01:57,426 - Put your tongue up. - Ah! Ah! 41 00:01:57,450 --> 00:01:59,303 You know how. You gotta stop playing. Put this in your mouth. 42 00:01:59,327 --> 00:02:00,578 - Mm. - There you go. 43 00:02:00,870 --> 00:02:02,580 All right, now, just be still. 44 00:02:03,665 --> 00:02:05,083 All right, let it work. 45 00:02:05,208 --> 00:02:08,288 [garbled] All I'm saying is, doing a show six nights a week, it takes stamina. 46 00:02:08,336 --> 00:02:10,630 Well, Cherry, they're a bunch of girls having fun. 47 00:02:10,713 --> 00:02:12,900 In two more months, they ain't gonna be your problem anymore. 48 00:02:12,924 --> 00:02:14,926 [garbled] Well, they're still my problem now. 49 00:02:15,718 --> 00:02:18,304 Doing a show sloppy, that's how people get hurt. 50 00:02:18,930 --> 00:02:21,224 I don't... Not even a word. I didn't get one word of that. 51 00:02:21,683 --> 00:02:23,059 - [thermometer beeps] - Oh! 52 00:02:23,726 --> 00:02:24,726 There it is. 53 00:02:26,104 --> 00:02:29,107 - Ninety-seven point four. - Ah! It's going up. 54 00:02:29,858 --> 00:02:32,443 ♪ Ovulation, here we come ♪ [snapping fingers] 55 00:02:32,819 --> 00:02:35,155 - ♪ Ovulation, here we come ♪ - [Cherry laughs] 56 00:02:36,197 --> 00:02:37,448 [elevator button clicks] 57 00:02:46,749 --> 00:02:48,042 You going to play tennis? 58 00:02:50,670 --> 00:02:53,548 No, Ruth, I'm going to a mid-morning costume party 59 00:02:53,631 --> 00:02:55,425 dressed as John McEnroe's grandfather. 60 00:03:00,013 --> 00:03:03,766 So, hey, how's the, uh... how's the new room treating ya? 61 00:03:04,434 --> 00:03:07,103 Great. I mean, the same. 62 00:03:07,187 --> 00:03:09,063 You know, in the old one, uh, 63 00:03:09,147 --> 00:03:13,276 the window opened up onto some tree that was really triggering my allergies. 64 00:03:13,359 --> 00:03:14,903 The pollen, I guess. 65 00:03:14,986 --> 00:03:18,281 Oh, yeah, yeah. That, uh... desert pollen. 66 00:03:18,406 --> 00:03:20,325 - [knocking on door] - [Cherry] Up and at 'em! 67 00:03:21,868 --> 00:03:23,203 Rise and shine! 68 00:03:27,165 --> 00:03:30,460 What the fuck is going on out here? It's the middle of the night. 69 00:03:30,668 --> 00:03:31,920 [knocking on door] 70 00:03:32,754 --> 00:03:34,005 [Melrose] Cherry, what is this? 71 00:03:34,088 --> 00:03:36,549 - Fuckin' another fire drill? - You wish. 72 00:03:36,633 --> 00:03:39,636 Get your ass in a leotard and meet me in the lobby in 15 minutes. 73 00:03:39,719 --> 00:03:41,054 We're going to a dance class. 74 00:03:41,221 --> 00:03:42,305 [groans] 75 00:03:42,805 --> 00:03:45,242 - [knocking on door] - Tammé and I are taking an acting class, 76 00:03:45,266 --> 00:03:46,517 and it's very physical, 77 00:03:46,601 --> 00:03:48,353 and it cost 200 bucks. 78 00:03:48,978 --> 00:03:50,855 Fine. You guys get a pass. 79 00:03:51,689 --> 00:03:53,524 Everyone else, wake the fuck up! 80 00:03:53,900 --> 00:03:55,610 It's gonna be a great day. 81 00:03:58,780 --> 00:04:00,823 - [sighs] Hey. - [Ruth] Hey. 82 00:04:01,282 --> 00:04:03,326 Cherry's taking everyone to a dance class. 83 00:04:03,534 --> 00:04:05,119 Oh, yeah, I'm good. 84 00:04:06,454 --> 00:04:09,332 I got a, um, full body workout last night. 85 00:04:10,083 --> 00:04:13,378 Come on. Put on some leg warmers. It'll be like old times. 86 00:04:13,503 --> 00:04:16,214 [takes a deep breath] Five, six, seven, eight! 87 00:04:17,632 --> 00:04:20,718 I just threw up in the parking lot. Fucking mai tais. 88 00:04:20,927 --> 00:04:23,263 Puking before class like a real ballerina. 89 00:04:23,346 --> 00:04:25,890 - [both chuckle] - We're hungover. Who fucking cares? 90 00:04:25,974 --> 00:04:27,892 We're going to a showgirl dance class. 91 00:04:27,976 --> 00:04:31,604 What, are they gonna teach us how to walk down stairs with our tits out? 92 00:04:32,397 --> 00:04:35,942 [whining] Someone get me ice for my nipples. I need to warm up. 93 00:04:47,537 --> 00:04:48,913 [sighs wearily] 94 00:04:58,506 --> 00:04:59,757 Do you think they're ready? 95 00:05:00,591 --> 00:05:01,676 Let 'em have it. 96 00:05:04,804 --> 00:05:06,472 [coughing] 97 00:05:08,808 --> 00:05:09,892 You all right, buddy? 98 00:05:10,977 --> 00:05:14,939 [clears throat] Yeah, yeah, I think it's just the, uh... the pollen. 99 00:05:16,024 --> 00:05:17,024 In the desert? 100 00:05:19,569 --> 00:05:22,447 Hey! All right! Jer! Lev! 101 00:05:22,697 --> 00:05:24,057 - We're over here. - [men chatting] 102 00:05:24,407 --> 00:05:25,533 You know those guys? 103 00:05:25,825 --> 00:05:28,202 Yeah, it's Jerry and Lev Zeissman. The Zeissman twins? 104 00:05:29,037 --> 00:05:31,706 They do that show Havana Dreams over at, uh, Coconuts. 105 00:05:31,789 --> 00:05:34,250 - They're our doubles partners. - Oh, man! 106 00:05:34,792 --> 00:05:36,085 We're playing doubles? 107 00:05:36,419 --> 00:05:37,920 Sam, we're networking. 108 00:05:38,254 --> 00:05:39,714 So... Hey, guys! 109 00:05:39,797 --> 00:05:42,592 - Hey! Fellas! - [Jerry] There he is. Look at this guy. 110 00:05:42,675 --> 00:05:43,694 - Wait a minute. - [Bash] What? 111 00:05:43,718 --> 00:05:46,363 - Hold on a second. You play a lot? - [Bash] No, no. When I can. You? 112 00:05:46,387 --> 00:05:47,823 - Yeah, we dabble a little bit. - We dabble. 113 00:05:47,847 --> 00:05:50,433 Yeah, I've been fooling around at the club with this Persian kid. 114 00:05:50,516 --> 00:05:52,852 - What the hell's the kid's name? Akalee? - Ah, man. No. 115 00:05:52,935 --> 00:05:54,187 - Apabee? What the... - Agassi? 116 00:05:54,270 --> 00:05:56,731 - Agassi. Kid's got an arm like a cannon. - Hair like a woman. 117 00:05:56,814 --> 00:05:58,083 - Wow. - [Jerry] Are you gonna go see 118 00:05:58,107 --> 00:05:59,209 Milton Berle at the end of the week? 119 00:05:59,233 --> 00:06:01,913 - Uncle Milty. One night only. - Doing that special with Sid Caesar. 120 00:06:02,195 --> 00:06:04,197 Uh... I didn't get an invitation. 121 00:06:05,907 --> 00:06:06,907 Should we? 122 00:06:07,200 --> 00:06:09,410 - All right! You're already in. - We'll get you in. 123 00:06:09,494 --> 00:06:11,079 - You guys! - [Jerry] There you go. 124 00:06:11,162 --> 00:06:12,080 All right, okay. 125 00:06:12,163 --> 00:06:14,683 - Are we gonna play or...? - We're just warming up a little bit. 126 00:06:14,707 --> 00:06:15,750 [Lev] We're playing. 127 00:06:16,209 --> 00:06:17,627 - This is Sam. - [Jerry] Great. 128 00:06:17,710 --> 00:06:21,506 - [instrumental lounge music playing] - Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.Yes. 129 00:06:21,881 --> 00:06:23,132 Your core, tighten it. 130 00:06:23,925 --> 00:06:24,925 Yes. 131 00:06:25,343 --> 00:06:26,343 Mm-hmm. 132 00:06:26,511 --> 00:06:27,595 Tuck your tail in. 133 00:06:28,262 --> 00:06:29,542 - Tuck your tail in. - Excuse me? 134 00:06:29,597 --> 00:06:31,974 Oh, tuck your tail in so your ass doesn't stick out. 135 00:06:32,058 --> 00:06:33,309 Your ass is still out. 136 00:06:33,476 --> 00:06:35,269 Your ass, it's still out. 137 00:06:35,520 --> 00:06:36,520 Your... Okay. 138 00:06:37,063 --> 00:06:42,443 Yes, perfect. Very good, very good. [snapping fingers] 139 00:06:48,699 --> 00:06:49,699 Do it, Sam! 140 00:06:51,411 --> 00:06:53,162 - [fence rattles] - [Sam] Whoa! 141 00:06:53,246 --> 00:06:54,372 - Your point. - Hey! 142 00:06:54,455 --> 00:06:56,058 It's a friendly game. Don't worry about it. 143 00:06:56,082 --> 00:06:58,477 Hey, I got a question for you. What level of SPF you wearing? 144 00:06:58,501 --> 00:07:00,687 - You mean like suntan lotion? - [Jerry] Yeah, Bash, buddy. 145 00:07:00,711 --> 00:07:02,981 - You're in the desert. It's a must. - [Lev] It is a must. 146 00:07:03,005 --> 00:07:05,192 Let me tell you something. They took a mole off my forehead... 147 00:07:05,216 --> 00:07:07,403 - You're not gonna believe this. - No kidding. Three millimeters. 148 00:07:07,427 --> 00:07:08,636 - In diameter. - In diameter. 149 00:07:09,011 --> 00:07:10,930 Look, if you need a good skin guy, 150 00:07:11,097 --> 00:07:12,432 - go to Merucian. - Merucian. 151 00:07:12,515 --> 00:07:13,933 He's an Armenian gentleman. 152 00:07:14,016 --> 00:07:15,016 - But good. - But good. 153 00:07:15,059 --> 00:07:16,662 - Knows what he's doing. He's good. - Yeah. 154 00:07:16,686 --> 00:07:18,354 Ooh. You know who else is Armenian? Cher. 155 00:07:18,438 --> 00:07:20,499 - [Jerry] Cher is also Armenian. - [Lev] And she's nice. 156 00:07:20,523 --> 00:07:21,399 She's a nice girl. 157 00:07:21,482 --> 00:07:23,085 You look at her, and you're like, "How can she be nice?" 158 00:07:23,109 --> 00:07:24,110 She's a nice, nice girl. 159 00:07:24,318 --> 00:07:25,736 - [Lev] Very nice. - Great. 160 00:07:26,696 --> 00:07:31,409 - [Jerry] All right, let's go. Let's do it. - Old chatterbox Sylvie over here. 161 00:07:31,492 --> 00:07:32,493 [Jerry laughs] 162 00:07:34,036 --> 00:07:36,747 [big band music playing] 163 00:07:46,632 --> 00:07:47,925 [Denise] Arms straight. 164 00:07:52,638 --> 00:07:54,958 - [music stops] - All right, good job! Next group, come on. 165 00:07:55,475 --> 00:07:56,475 Come on. 166 00:07:56,893 --> 00:07:58,352 Let's go, ladies. Hustle up. 167 00:08:00,104 --> 00:08:01,522 Get in line. Let's go. 168 00:08:02,607 --> 00:08:04,650 Ladies, energy, smiles. 169 00:08:05,026 --> 00:08:08,237 Face. Okay. Five, six, seven, eight! 170 00:08:08,321 --> 00:08:10,948 [big band music resumes] 171 00:08:16,537 --> 00:08:19,040 Light feet. Keep 'em up. Light. Light. 172 00:08:34,347 --> 00:08:35,389 [music stops] 173 00:08:35,806 --> 00:08:39,393 Okay! Okay, all together, let's go. All together. 174 00:08:39,477 --> 00:08:40,978 [applauding] 175 00:08:41,062 --> 00:08:43,773 [Denise] Ladies, it's very crowded, so please watch your spacing. 176 00:08:44,565 --> 00:08:47,109 So it begins. The danse macabre, the dance of death. 177 00:08:47,610 --> 00:08:49,570 [panting] They're all the same height. Like... 178 00:08:49,779 --> 00:08:52,156 - the Rockettes. - Or department store mannequins 179 00:08:52,240 --> 00:08:55,117 whose bodies don't need to contain organs. 180 00:08:55,409 --> 00:08:58,162 [chuckles, exhales] 181 00:08:58,246 --> 00:08:59,455 I gotta get out of here. 182 00:09:01,415 --> 00:09:03,626 [Denise] All right. Five, six, seven, eight! 183 00:09:03,709 --> 00:09:05,419 [big band music resumes playing] 184 00:09:07,880 --> 00:09:10,258 Have you cried for that boy today? 185 00:09:10,758 --> 00:09:12,760 I don't mean for yourself 'cause we lost the money, 186 00:09:12,843 --> 00:09:13,970 I mean for him! 187 00:09:14,595 --> 00:09:16,013 What he been through. 188 00:09:17,139 --> 00:09:19,600 When do you think is the time to love somebody? 189 00:09:19,976 --> 00:09:21,143 When he done good? 190 00:09:21,477 --> 00:09:23,604 When he make life easier for everybody? 191 00:09:23,896 --> 00:09:24,896 No. 192 00:09:25,648 --> 00:09:26,774 No, no. 193 00:09:27,817 --> 00:09:32,280 It's when he's at his lowest and can't believe in hisself 194 00:09:32,363 --> 00:09:34,365 'cause the world done whipped him so. 195 00:09:34,865 --> 00:09:37,034 When you starts to measure somebody, 196 00:09:38,244 --> 00:09:39,662 measure him right, child. 197 00:09:40,997 --> 00:09:42,164 Measure him right. 198 00:09:45,876 --> 00:09:49,547 'Cause we all know men gonna lie about their measurements. Right, ladies? 199 00:09:49,630 --> 00:09:50,715 And gentlemen? 200 00:09:51,048 --> 00:09:53,009 That one over there. With the earring. 201 00:09:53,384 --> 00:09:55,303 [class laughs] 202 00:09:55,386 --> 00:09:57,930 Hey... Hey, excuse me. What are you doing? 203 00:09:58,556 --> 00:10:01,517 Just a little ad-libbing. Making it more fun. More me. 204 00:10:01,601 --> 00:10:03,227 [instructor] But... But you're not you. 205 00:10:03,311 --> 00:10:04,645 You're Lena Younger, 206 00:10:04,729 --> 00:10:09,025 who's been forced to sell her home because of the racism of the white man. 207 00:10:09,317 --> 00:10:12,737 Well, as long as I sold it at the top of the market, then I'm good. 208 00:10:12,820 --> 00:10:14,947 - [class laughs] - [clears throat] 209 00:10:15,031 --> 00:10:16,031 All right. 210 00:10:16,782 --> 00:10:17,867 All right, thank you. 211 00:10:21,829 --> 00:10:24,498 All right, who's next? 212 00:10:25,875 --> 00:10:26,875 Um... 213 00:10:27,293 --> 00:10:28,293 Yep. 214 00:10:35,217 --> 00:10:36,385 [Sheila clears throat] 215 00:10:44,560 --> 00:10:45,686 Any time you're ready. 216 00:10:46,312 --> 00:10:47,647 [clears throat] 217 00:10:53,861 --> 00:10:56,447 Don't you think I can stand the sight of blood? 218 00:10:59,283 --> 00:11:00,951 You think I'm weak. 219 00:11:03,371 --> 00:11:06,624 Oh, I should like to see your blood flowing, 220 00:11:08,125 --> 00:11:10,920 to see your brain on the chopping block, 221 00:11:12,296 --> 00:11:17,051 all your sex swimming in a sea of blood. 222 00:11:17,134 --> 00:11:19,428 I think could drink from your skull, 223 00:11:19,679 --> 00:11:22,556 bathe my feet in your open breast, 224 00:11:23,265 --> 00:11:25,160 - and eat your heart... - [instructor] Let's stop. 225 00:11:25,184 --> 00:11:26,852 S-Stop, please. 226 00:11:27,853 --> 00:11:29,188 [sighs] 227 00:11:30,189 --> 00:11:31,774 I'm sorry. I said... I... 228 00:11:32,149 --> 00:11:34,235 I think I said all the right words. 229 00:11:34,318 --> 00:11:39,949 Per... Perhaps, but I can't hear them because I'm so distracted by all this. 230 00:11:41,492 --> 00:11:44,286 Well, this is... 231 00:11:44,745 --> 00:11:45,579 me. 232 00:11:45,663 --> 00:11:48,999 And yet, as I said to Miss Dawson, uh, 233 00:11:49,083 --> 00:11:53,796 acting is about putting the self aside in service of the text. 234 00:11:54,046 --> 00:11:56,590 The text is feral, and I'm feral. 235 00:11:56,841 --> 00:11:59,552 Wh-Whatever you are, [chuckles] it's a problem. 236 00:12:05,224 --> 00:12:07,601 [exhales, choked up] You're the problem. 237 00:12:07,852 --> 00:12:10,896 [claps hands, sighs] You know what? I fucking quit. 238 00:12:14,442 --> 00:12:18,320 Acting is about putting aside the self, but he can't look beyond what I'm wearing? 239 00:12:18,404 --> 00:12:19,589 - Ah! - Are you fucking kidding me? 240 00:12:19,613 --> 00:12:20,674 - I mean, fuck that guy... - Sheila! 241 00:12:20,698 --> 00:12:22,408 - ...and fuck the $200! - [Tammé] Sheila! 242 00:12:22,908 --> 00:12:24,368 [panting] 243 00:12:24,493 --> 00:12:27,788 - Can you get my purse for me, honey? - Oh, my God, your back... 244 00:12:28,247 --> 00:12:29,247 It gets stiff. 245 00:12:30,332 --> 00:12:31,727 - [groans] - Have you seen a doctor? 246 00:12:31,751 --> 00:12:34,920 Dr. Hot Tub. Two hours in there, and I'll be back in business. 247 00:12:36,005 --> 00:12:37,005 [grunts softly] 248 00:12:37,173 --> 00:12:40,885 We should talk to Ruth. Or Debbie. Tell someone what's going on. 249 00:12:40,968 --> 00:12:44,388 No, please. It's two more months. Show'll be over. 250 00:12:45,055 --> 00:12:47,558 I'll see a doctor when I get back to LA. Okay? 251 00:12:49,602 --> 00:12:51,020 - Okay. - Come here. 252 00:12:51,103 --> 00:12:54,064 - Let me help you. - All right. Yeah, go ahead. [groans] 253 00:12:54,148 --> 00:12:55,900 - You good? - I'm good! 254 00:12:56,859 --> 00:12:59,069 Thanks again for seeing us on such short notice. 255 00:12:59,153 --> 00:13:01,631 It was fun watching someone else kick their asses for a change. 256 00:13:01,655 --> 00:13:03,824 - [both laugh] - It's no skin off my nose. 257 00:13:03,908 --> 00:13:07,244 Twelve extra girls, ten bucks a head, one less hustle this week. 258 00:13:07,328 --> 00:13:09,097 [Cherry] I thought you made good money at Rhapsody. 259 00:13:09,121 --> 00:13:10,881 It's the longest-running show at the Fan-Tan. 260 00:13:11,457 --> 00:13:15,127 Oh, um, I'm not actually in the show anymore. I had a baby. 261 00:13:15,211 --> 00:13:17,963 - Congratulations! - Yeah, Brandon. 262 00:13:18,047 --> 00:13:19,840 He's gonna be 15 months next week. 263 00:13:19,924 --> 00:13:23,552 - Oh, so you took time off. - Well, I danced up until four months. 264 00:13:23,636 --> 00:13:25,572 I was keeping everything really tight, and I wasn't showing 265 00:13:25,596 --> 00:13:29,099 and I thought I had another month in me, but one day, I came off stage and just... 266 00:13:29,183 --> 00:13:31,685 Whoo! [laughs] 267 00:13:31,769 --> 00:13:34,855 Blood everywhere. All over my costume, all over the floor, just... 268 00:13:35,022 --> 00:13:36,732 Mm! Everywhere. 269 00:13:37,608 --> 00:13:38,818 - Jesus. - [Denise] Yeah. 270 00:13:38,901 --> 00:13:40,444 Partial placental abruption. 271 00:13:40,611 --> 00:13:43,447 Couldn't lift more than three pounds for the rest of my pregnancy. 272 00:13:43,531 --> 00:13:46,617 So, a 35-pound backpack covered in ostrich feathers 273 00:13:46,700 --> 00:13:48,452 and Swarovski crystals was out. 274 00:13:50,371 --> 00:13:51,413 [exhales] 275 00:13:51,664 --> 00:13:53,791 So when are they gonna put you back in the show? 276 00:13:53,874 --> 00:13:55,876 They audition girls every six months. 277 00:13:56,001 --> 00:13:59,213 So, last time, they said I wasn't ready. 278 00:14:00,297 --> 00:14:03,926 But, uh, the next one's in just another couple months, so... 279 00:14:06,220 --> 00:14:07,638 - Was it worth it? - [door opens] 280 00:14:08,097 --> 00:14:09,682 [children yelling] 281 00:14:10,182 --> 00:14:11,892 Sorry. My next class. 282 00:14:12,184 --> 00:14:15,688 - [chuckles] - Hi, ladies! 283 00:14:15,771 --> 00:14:17,815 - How are you? - [girls] Good. 284 00:14:17,898 --> 00:14:20,067 You look wonderful. Have you been practicing? 285 00:14:20,150 --> 00:14:22,319 - Yeah! - [Denise] Have you been practicing? 286 00:14:22,403 --> 00:14:25,531 All right, let's come over here, and let's talk about our positions. 287 00:14:25,614 --> 00:14:28,051 - All right. See you guys tonight. - [Lev] Tonight. I love it. 288 00:14:28,075 --> 00:14:30,428 - [Bash] Stupendous showmanship. - [Jerry] Thank you. You too. 289 00:14:30,452 --> 00:14:33,092 They're coming to the show tonight. And we're gonna be best friends 290 00:14:33,122 --> 00:14:34,915 with Milton Berle. Not bad for one set, huh? 291 00:14:34,999 --> 00:14:36,542 Come on, that wasn't a set. 292 00:14:36,625 --> 00:14:39,295 Gossiping between every point, like a bunch of yentas. 293 00:14:39,378 --> 00:14:41,058 I thought they were gonna send out for tea, 294 00:14:41,088 --> 00:14:43,799 - like it was fucking cricket or something. - [chuckles] Sam... 295 00:14:44,008 --> 00:14:45,634 If it was cricket, we'd be in flannels. 296 00:14:45,718 --> 00:14:47,928 Look, I was just hoping to work up a sweat, that's all. 297 00:14:48,012 --> 00:14:49,388 You wanna play another round? 298 00:14:49,471 --> 00:14:51,515 - Jesus, yes, yes. - All right. 299 00:14:52,975 --> 00:14:55,769 [grunts] Okay, but go easy on me, all right, big guy? 300 00:14:55,853 --> 00:14:58,981 - All right, just shut up and hit the ball. - [Bash] You got it. 301 00:15:02,693 --> 00:15:03,944 [fence rattles] 302 00:15:04,320 --> 00:15:05,446 Fifteen-love. 303 00:15:05,529 --> 00:15:09,074 ["Big Mess" by Devo playing] 304 00:15:09,158 --> 00:15:10,659 ♪ I am Cowboy Kim ♪ 305 00:15:11,243 --> 00:15:12,243 All right. 306 00:15:12,411 --> 00:15:14,163 ♪ I am a lucky cowboy Let me tell you why ♪ 307 00:15:14,622 --> 00:15:15,706 Bam! Whoo! 308 00:15:16,332 --> 00:15:18,167 - Oh! - Goddammit. 309 00:15:18,500 --> 00:15:19,668 [sneakers squeaking] 310 00:15:23,964 --> 00:15:25,841 [grunts] 311 00:15:26,175 --> 00:15:29,178 Fuck that! Fuck you. 312 00:15:29,386 --> 00:15:31,746 [Stacey] I just don't understand why we kept having to do it 313 00:15:31,805 --> 00:15:33,891 over and over again. It just seemed like... 314 00:15:35,935 --> 00:15:38,812 Aren't you coming to lunch? It's, uh, dim sum Tuesday. 315 00:15:39,063 --> 00:15:40,689 Um, I'm not hungry. 316 00:15:50,449 --> 00:15:53,118 [electronic music playing] 317 00:15:56,580 --> 00:15:58,582 [panting] 318 00:16:06,006 --> 00:16:07,800 [coughing] 319 00:16:08,217 --> 00:16:10,469 - [lighter clicks] - [inhales and exhales] 320 00:16:12,596 --> 00:16:13,847 [coughs] 321 00:16:29,613 --> 00:16:31,156 [panting] 322 00:16:31,532 --> 00:16:34,243 - Oh, God. So sorry. - Don't apologize. 323 00:16:34,326 --> 00:16:35,452 I always take the stairs. 324 00:16:35,828 --> 00:16:38,872 Yeah, well, I'm just trying to squeeze in a little exercise. 325 00:16:38,956 --> 00:16:41,166 Get it where you can, you know? 326 00:16:41,500 --> 00:16:42,500 Mm-hmm. 327 00:16:43,544 --> 00:16:45,170 Would you like a little company? 328 00:16:45,879 --> 00:16:48,465 I don't think I could ever give up performing completely. 329 00:16:48,549 --> 00:16:51,677 Plus, you know, I... I'm the star of the show, so... 330 00:16:51,760 --> 00:16:52,886 Oh, I get that. 331 00:16:53,262 --> 00:16:56,515 I celebrated my 40th birthday doing high kicks 332 00:16:56,598 --> 00:16:58,767 wearing a great big feather headdress. 333 00:16:59,268 --> 00:17:02,354 But you would be amazed at how much more is possible 334 00:17:02,438 --> 00:17:05,024 once you let that part go and pick up the reins. 335 00:17:05,607 --> 00:17:08,110 Plus, you get to eat Häagen-Dazs. 336 00:17:08,527 --> 00:17:10,029 Häagen-Dazs. Okay. 337 00:17:10,237 --> 00:17:12,364 Is that a... a Danish fellow? 338 00:17:12,448 --> 00:17:13,574 [laughs] 339 00:17:14,408 --> 00:17:18,370 Um, look, I know we didn't hit it off right away, 340 00:17:18,454 --> 00:17:21,665 and, uh, I'm not the biggest wrestling fan, 341 00:17:21,749 --> 00:17:25,377 but woman to woman, my door is always open. 342 00:17:27,379 --> 00:17:28,380 [door opens] 343 00:17:30,007 --> 00:17:33,177 Ladies, we haven't been to the Sands in a while. 344 00:17:33,260 --> 00:17:35,304 And there's that new dance party at the Tropicana. 345 00:17:35,387 --> 00:17:37,973 - Do not say the word "dance." - Okay. Circus Circus? 346 00:17:38,474 --> 00:17:41,435 Hello? Is nobody coming out with me tonight? 347 00:17:42,519 --> 00:17:43,854 I'm hittin' the hot tub. 348 00:17:43,937 --> 00:17:45,606 Tammé. You? 349 00:17:46,023 --> 00:17:48,025 - No, my butt hurts too much. - Come on! 350 00:17:48,108 --> 00:17:50,819 Almost like someone was right about you guys not being in shape. 351 00:17:50,903 --> 00:17:51,904 Oh, fuck you, Cherry. 352 00:17:51,987 --> 00:17:54,907 'Cause we are going out, we are partying... 353 00:17:54,990 --> 00:17:58,285 because some things are worth fighting for. 354 00:17:59,078 --> 00:18:00,078 [Dawn] No. 355 00:18:00,329 --> 00:18:01,497 [groans] 356 00:18:02,039 --> 00:18:03,540 Knockity, knock, knock, knock! 357 00:18:03,624 --> 00:18:06,126 Backstage tour coming through. Don't get undressed yet. 358 00:18:06,210 --> 00:18:09,505 But, ladies, please, don't stop on our account, okay? 359 00:18:10,380 --> 00:18:12,382 O-Obviously, you guys have seen a backstage before. 360 00:18:12,466 --> 00:18:13,759 Yeah, we have. 361 00:18:13,842 --> 00:18:16,071 - Been banned from most of 'em. - [Sam] Whoa, whoa, whoa. 362 00:18:16,095 --> 00:18:18,555 What is this? You guys get lost on the way to the men's room? 363 00:18:18,639 --> 00:18:20,307 - Hilarious. - Good one, Sam. 364 00:18:20,390 --> 00:18:23,560 Ladies, this is Lev and Jerry Zeissman. 365 00:18:23,644 --> 00:18:26,814 You might have heard of the Cuban show they've been doing over at Coconuts. 366 00:18:26,897 --> 00:18:29,274 - We do it. - Oh, and this is Debbie, 367 00:18:29,525 --> 00:18:32,861 uh, the hardest-working lady producer in showbiz. 368 00:18:33,237 --> 00:18:36,174 - Ooh! Let me get a bite of this, huh? - It's so good to have you here. Hi. Um, 369 00:18:36,198 --> 00:18:39,535 - hope you had good... good seats. - [Jerry] Oh, yeah. We did. 370 00:18:39,618 --> 00:18:41,218 [Lev] Front row view for all the action. 371 00:18:41,286 --> 00:18:43,848 Yeah, including when that big girl almost fell out of her costume. 372 00:18:43,872 --> 00:18:45,958 - That was an accident. - Hey, hey, hey! 373 00:18:46,291 --> 00:18:48,043 - This is Vegas. - Take it all off! 374 00:18:48,127 --> 00:18:50,063 - I say put the knockers in the show. - [Lev] He said it. 375 00:18:50,087 --> 00:18:51,839 - [Bash] Jerry! - Well, we're not showgirls. 376 00:18:52,131 --> 00:18:53,131 No shit. 377 00:18:53,173 --> 00:18:55,801 - [Jerry] What'd they say in the old days? - [Lev] Here we go. 378 00:18:55,884 --> 00:18:57,928 - That a showgirl's tits... - Here we go! 379 00:18:58,011 --> 00:19:00,973 ...should fit perfectly right inside of a... 380 00:19:01,098 --> 00:19:02,909 - What am I thinking of, Lev? - Champagne saucer. 381 00:19:02,933 --> 00:19:04,351 - Champagne saucer. - Oh! 382 00:19:05,018 --> 00:19:08,188 Well, I'm more of a brandy snifter girl myself. 383 00:19:08,272 --> 00:19:09,314 Maybe a pint glass. 384 00:19:09,398 --> 00:19:11,668 - Personally, I like a little jiggle. - He's a jiggle guy. 385 00:19:11,692 --> 00:19:14,003 - Is that wrong? Am I wrong? - Know what? I think we're done here. 386 00:19:14,027 --> 00:19:17,698 - We just got here! - [Bash] Oh, let's get out of here! 387 00:19:17,781 --> 00:19:20,868 Yeah! It's time to have a drink, you guys. Debs, would you like to join us? 388 00:19:20,951 --> 00:19:23,138 - [whispers] Networking. - I'm so sorry. I would love to, 389 00:19:23,162 --> 00:19:25,789 but I'd rather eat out a dog's asshole. 390 00:19:25,873 --> 00:19:26,873 Fucking schmucks. 391 00:19:35,090 --> 00:19:37,050 Jenny, drink your rum and coke. It'll perk you up. 392 00:19:37,467 --> 00:19:40,137 I don't wanna perk up. I wanna sleep. 393 00:19:40,596 --> 00:19:41,596 Forever. 394 00:19:41,930 --> 00:19:43,640 [laughs dramatically] 395 00:19:47,060 --> 00:19:48,353 Oh, my God. It worked. 396 00:19:49,229 --> 00:19:51,231 - What worked? - Pretending you're funny. 397 00:19:51,440 --> 00:19:54,860 Just... Oh. He's... He's coming over here. Get away from me. 398 00:19:55,777 --> 00:19:56,612 Seriously? 399 00:19:56,695 --> 00:19:58,947 Yeah. You think I forgot what happened with Phil? 400 00:20:00,991 --> 00:20:02,492 - You owe me. - [Melrose] All right. 401 00:20:02,743 --> 00:20:04,119 Bye-bye. [chuckles] 402 00:20:09,333 --> 00:20:11,168 You're not lonely over here, are you? 403 00:20:11,460 --> 00:20:14,087 - Not anymore. - [man chuckles softly] 404 00:20:14,546 --> 00:20:15,547 I'm Paul. 405 00:20:18,175 --> 00:20:19,259 What's your name? 406 00:20:20,594 --> 00:20:21,803 What do you want it to be? 407 00:20:21,970 --> 00:20:22,970 Oh! 408 00:20:23,013 --> 00:20:24,013 Funny girl, huh? 409 00:20:24,556 --> 00:20:25,556 You know me. 410 00:20:26,475 --> 00:20:27,851 [Paul] I don't, actually. 411 00:20:28,477 --> 00:20:29,519 But I'd like to. 412 00:20:29,811 --> 00:20:30,811 Oh! 413 00:20:33,440 --> 00:20:35,692 - You got a room? - [Melrose] Of course. 414 00:20:36,026 --> 00:20:37,486 I practically live here. 415 00:20:38,111 --> 00:20:39,111 [Paul] Great. 416 00:20:39,780 --> 00:20:40,989 You want to, uh... 417 00:20:42,574 --> 00:20:43,575 discuss rate? 418 00:20:47,955 --> 00:20:50,290 Um... We can... Look... 419 00:20:50,832 --> 00:20:52,834 We can figure all that out later. 420 00:20:54,378 --> 00:20:55,420 Okay, then. 421 00:20:57,172 --> 00:20:58,507 You wanna get out of here? 422 00:20:59,883 --> 00:21:01,009 Will you wait one second? 423 00:21:03,804 --> 00:21:05,681 Jenny! He thinks I'm a hooker. 424 00:21:06,139 --> 00:21:08,308 That's terrible. Do you feel ashamed? 425 00:21:08,392 --> 00:21:10,727 Are you fucking kidding me? He's so hot. 426 00:21:10,811 --> 00:21:13,814 And he thinks I'm so hot that he would pay money to fuck me. 427 00:21:14,773 --> 00:21:18,026 I'm gonna take him upstairs, so stay out of the fucking room. 428 00:21:18,610 --> 00:21:19,610 Love you. 429 00:21:20,112 --> 00:21:22,656 So, when you hug, you're... you're supposed to put your arms up. 430 00:21:27,494 --> 00:21:29,246 [sighs] Wanna grab some dinner? 431 00:21:29,997 --> 00:21:34,376 No, I... I cannot eat from that garbage buffet again. 432 00:21:35,127 --> 00:21:36,127 Debbie... 433 00:21:38,297 --> 00:21:39,715 you need to eat something. 434 00:21:40,424 --> 00:21:43,343 Oh, okay, Mom. Back off. 435 00:21:44,553 --> 00:21:45,762 [clears throat] 436 00:21:55,856 --> 00:21:58,233 But would you eat dinner with... 437 00:21:59,401 --> 00:22:01,695 - a showgirl? - [chuckles] 438 00:22:02,404 --> 00:22:05,782 ♪ Dah-dah-dah, dah-dah-dah ♪ 439 00:22:06,742 --> 00:22:08,660 [Debbie] Wha... Yeah. [chuckles] 440 00:22:08,744 --> 00:22:10,329 ♪ Dah-dah-dah! ♪ 441 00:22:10,454 --> 00:22:12,080 You don't look like a showgirl. 442 00:22:12,164 --> 00:22:14,833 You look like a band nerd in a giant hat. 443 00:22:15,584 --> 00:22:17,711 Oh, you have to use your imagination. 444 00:22:18,045 --> 00:22:20,589 Well, it's hard to when you're wearing a blouse 445 00:22:20,672 --> 00:22:23,425 that saw my grandmother through the Great Depression. 446 00:22:24,426 --> 00:22:25,426 Fine. 447 00:22:31,892 --> 00:22:33,268 [hums burlesque music] 448 00:22:34,186 --> 00:22:35,520 No! [laughs] 449 00:22:35,604 --> 00:22:37,314 ♪ Dah-dah-dah-dah-dah ♪ 450 00:22:37,481 --> 00:22:39,358 ♪ Dah-dah-dah-dah-dah ♪ 451 00:22:39,441 --> 00:22:40,776 ♪ Dah-dah-dah-dah ♪ 452 00:22:40,942 --> 00:22:43,320 - ♪ Dah-dah, dah-dah-dah-dah ♪ - No. No. No. 453 00:22:43,403 --> 00:22:47,115 - ♪ Dah-dah, dah-dah, dah-dah-dah-dah ♪ - Ruth, no. 454 00:22:47,199 --> 00:22:48,867 Ruthie! No! 455 00:22:48,950 --> 00:22:51,119 ♪ Diddly-diddly-diddly-diddly Dee-dee-dee ♪ 456 00:22:51,203 --> 00:22:53,747 [both laughing hysterically] 457 00:22:53,872 --> 00:22:55,374 [Ruth] Oh, it's so heavy. 458 00:22:55,457 --> 00:22:56,708 Hey, ladies. I... 459 00:22:56,792 --> 00:22:59,044 - Oh, my God. - [Sam] Okay. 460 00:22:59,795 --> 00:23:00,796 Um... 461 00:23:02,005 --> 00:23:03,840 All right, so I came in to apologize 462 00:23:03,924 --> 00:23:06,093 for those Zeissman dickheads, 463 00:23:06,176 --> 00:23:07,928 but, uh, but you... 464 00:23:08,470 --> 00:23:10,806 - seem fine in here, huh? - We're great. 465 00:23:11,431 --> 00:23:12,933 Is, uh, she covered up? 466 00:23:13,809 --> 00:23:14,809 No. 467 00:23:17,354 --> 00:23:19,147 All right, Ruth. S-Sorry. 468 00:23:20,232 --> 00:23:21,232 [door closes] 469 00:23:22,776 --> 00:23:23,902 [snickers] 470 00:23:27,155 --> 00:23:28,240 What'd I miss? 471 00:23:33,412 --> 00:23:34,788 [both moan] 472 00:23:37,290 --> 00:23:38,708 - [laughs] - That was amazing. 473 00:23:39,459 --> 00:23:40,877 I aim to please. 474 00:23:46,550 --> 00:23:47,926 [sighs] 475 00:23:48,885 --> 00:23:50,387 I should probably go. 476 00:23:50,679 --> 00:23:52,722 - Yeah, I guess so. - [chuckles] 477 00:24:03,066 --> 00:24:04,066 Well... 478 00:24:04,401 --> 00:24:05,277 Well... 479 00:24:05,360 --> 00:24:06,360 [giggles] 480 00:24:09,114 --> 00:24:10,866 [clears throat] This part is always awkward. 481 00:24:11,324 --> 00:24:12,451 Don't I know it. 482 00:24:13,034 --> 00:24:15,354 Especially when we didn't nail down the details beforehand. 483 00:24:15,412 --> 00:24:16,412 Right. 484 00:24:16,955 --> 00:24:19,875 But, uh... I'd say after the night we had, 485 00:24:20,834 --> 00:24:22,127 $200 seems fair? 486 00:24:22,210 --> 00:24:23,837 [chuckles] Oh, my goodness! 487 00:24:24,379 --> 00:24:26,339 Oh, my God, honey, more than fair. 488 00:24:26,840 --> 00:24:28,175 - Great. - [Melrose chuckles] 489 00:24:33,889 --> 00:24:35,223 You need to go get cash? 490 00:24:36,266 --> 00:24:38,146 What are you talk... What are you talking about? 491 00:24:39,102 --> 00:24:40,102 To pay me. 492 00:24:40,812 --> 00:24:42,439 Pay you? You're supposed to pay me. 493 00:24:43,773 --> 00:24:45,650 Uh, that's not how this works. [chuckles] 494 00:24:45,942 --> 00:24:48,069 How... [chuckles] How what works? 495 00:24:48,153 --> 00:24:50,739 You see, like, you hire a hooker, then you pay. 496 00:24:50,989 --> 00:24:52,949 Exactly. And you hired me. 497 00:24:55,327 --> 00:24:58,413 Are you saying that you're some sort of male prostitute? 498 00:24:58,914 --> 00:25:00,499 That's one way of putting it. 499 00:25:03,293 --> 00:25:05,128 I thought you thought I was a prostitute. 500 00:25:05,212 --> 00:25:06,838 [laughs] Oh, come on. 501 00:25:11,927 --> 00:25:14,846 Well, I'm sorry for the misunderstanding, but you owe me 200 bucks. 502 00:25:16,473 --> 00:25:17,516 No. Fuck no. 503 00:25:17,974 --> 00:25:21,686 - Fuck no. I am not fucking paying you. - Why not? 504 00:25:21,770 --> 00:25:23,271 Because I don't pay for sex. 505 00:25:23,355 --> 00:25:25,440 And you came like a fucking faucet. 506 00:25:25,524 --> 00:25:27,817 - That's a physiological response. - Okay. 507 00:25:27,901 --> 00:25:30,463 You know, a creative professional experiences satisfaction from their work, 508 00:25:30,487 --> 00:25:32,673 - but that doesn't mean you don't pay them. - Oh, my God! 509 00:25:32,697 --> 00:25:33,799 That's funny. You're an artist! 510 00:25:33,823 --> 00:25:35,783 I didn't realize you were an artist now! Everyone, 511 00:25:35,825 --> 00:25:38,304 - the Picasso of fucking gigolos is here! - [Paul] Okay, you know what? 512 00:25:38,328 --> 00:25:40,163 - If it was just me... Uh... - Uh-huh? 513 00:25:41,039 --> 00:25:43,667 Well, I don't know... I don't know! I got a pimp, all right? 514 00:25:43,750 --> 00:25:45,728 And... And one way or another, they're gonna get their cut. 515 00:25:45,752 --> 00:25:47,629 I have a pimp too. And a lawyer. 516 00:25:47,712 --> 00:25:49,548 A lawyer who's gonna argue 517 00:25:49,631 --> 00:25:52,050 that I didn't enter into a binding contractual agreement 518 00:25:52,133 --> 00:25:54,302 with you, verbal or otherwise. 519 00:25:54,386 --> 00:25:56,137 No. This is not over. 520 00:25:56,221 --> 00:25:59,116 [Melrose] Yeah. It's obviously not over 'cause you have no fucking pants on. 521 00:25:59,140 --> 00:26:00,451 - I'm getting my pants on. - [Melrose] Yeah. 522 00:26:00,475 --> 00:26:01,953 - And I'm getting outta here. - [Melrose] Uh-huh. 523 00:26:01,977 --> 00:26:03,728 Don't forget your silk underwear. 524 00:26:03,812 --> 00:26:04,980 Yeah, I got all of it. 525 00:26:07,023 --> 00:26:08,733 - [door slams] - Motherfuck! 526 00:26:10,318 --> 00:26:11,319 [sighs] 527 00:26:14,614 --> 00:26:16,491 [Keith, in singsong voice] Cherry? 528 00:26:19,077 --> 00:26:20,662 Cherry Bang? 529 00:26:21,830 --> 00:26:24,591 [in normal voice] What you doing in there, girl? Come on out here now. 530 00:26:30,755 --> 00:26:31,755 What? 531 00:26:32,882 --> 00:26:34,843 Oh... What? Did your temperature drop? 532 00:26:39,180 --> 00:26:41,182 I don't think I wanna do this. 533 00:26:42,142 --> 00:26:44,477 Okay. All right. Come here. What's wrong? 534 00:26:44,728 --> 00:26:47,397 Come here. Come here, baby. Have a seat. 535 00:26:48,857 --> 00:26:51,359 Did something happen between this morning and right now? 536 00:26:52,569 --> 00:26:55,447 I just... [sighs] 537 00:26:56,448 --> 00:26:58,450 I just realized that we never really talked about 538 00:26:58,533 --> 00:27:00,285 what this is gonna do to my body. 539 00:27:00,535 --> 00:27:01,536 Ideally? 540 00:27:02,078 --> 00:27:03,538 Put a baby in it. [chuckles] 541 00:27:04,539 --> 00:27:08,335 - There's so many things that can go wrong. - Okay, yeah, we know that. We know. 542 00:27:08,460 --> 00:27:11,338 Believe me, we know that better than anybody. 543 00:27:11,421 --> 00:27:13,506 But, baby, oh... 544 00:27:14,257 --> 00:27:16,176 what if everything goes right? 545 00:27:16,593 --> 00:27:17,833 All right, what about the show? 546 00:27:17,886 --> 00:27:20,263 [Keith] What about the show? It's only for two more months. 547 00:27:20,513 --> 00:27:22,057 You know, just take it easy till then. 548 00:27:22,140 --> 00:27:24,140 Phone it in. Lord knows the rest of them are, shit. 549 00:27:25,393 --> 00:27:27,270 [exhales sharply] And then what? 550 00:27:29,230 --> 00:27:30,666 I'll be out of commission for, what? 551 00:27:30,690 --> 00:27:32,359 - Six months? - All right. Okay. [sighs] 552 00:27:32,442 --> 00:27:33,568 [Cherry] A year? 553 00:27:34,152 --> 00:27:35,152 Two? 554 00:27:35,987 --> 00:27:37,906 I mean, this is my body. 555 00:27:38,031 --> 00:27:40,367 - This is my livelihood. - Then it'll be my turn. 556 00:27:41,117 --> 00:27:42,243 I'll get more work. 557 00:27:42,494 --> 00:27:44,162 I'll do my part. I'll step it up. 558 00:27:44,412 --> 00:27:46,498 You know what I'm saying? Like, when we get back, 559 00:27:46,581 --> 00:27:48,750 I'm definitely gonna be making a lot more phone calls. 560 00:27:48,833 --> 00:27:51,687 I'm gonna be going out for everything. Anything I see, I'm going out for. 561 00:27:51,711 --> 00:27:52,711 Doing what? 562 00:27:53,129 --> 00:27:55,924 Driving Camaros off cliffs while I'm stuck at home with the kid? 563 00:27:56,007 --> 00:27:57,842 Hold up. While you're stuck at home? 564 00:27:58,176 --> 00:27:59,469 No, that's... 565 00:27:59,803 --> 00:28:02,347 that's not what I meant. I'm... [sighs] 566 00:28:03,223 --> 00:28:04,223 I'm just... 567 00:28:04,599 --> 00:28:05,809 I'm just asking. 568 00:28:06,810 --> 00:28:07,936 Is that what you want? 569 00:28:11,981 --> 00:28:18,071 [choked up] What I want, Cherry, is a fuckin' family! Fuck! 570 00:28:20,699 --> 00:28:22,200 [crying] That's what I want. 571 00:28:22,617 --> 00:28:23,868 I thought we both did. 572 00:28:24,953 --> 00:28:27,706 And ever since I met you, I have been waiting! 573 00:28:28,081 --> 00:28:29,708 Waiting for you to finish your job. 574 00:28:30,041 --> 00:28:33,962 Waiting for you to finish your movie. And then waiting for you to even... 575 00:28:34,087 --> 00:28:37,048 [groans]...to even be able to talk about this shit again 576 00:28:37,132 --> 00:28:38,252 after you had a miscarriage. 577 00:28:38,842 --> 00:28:41,803 [takes a deep breath] I don't think I wanna have a baby. 578 00:28:45,056 --> 00:28:46,599 [sighs, sniffles] 579 00:28:57,736 --> 00:28:59,154 Does it matter what I want? 580 00:29:04,159 --> 00:29:07,370 [sighs] I don't... I don't know. 581 00:29:07,829 --> 00:29:10,999 [sighs] Then I don't know what I'm doing here. 582 00:29:11,750 --> 00:29:14,085 - No, Keith... - All right, well, you don't know. 583 00:29:14,586 --> 00:29:17,756 - You said you don't fucking know. - [crying] Keith, come on. 584 00:29:18,631 --> 00:29:21,551 - Keith, where are you goin'? - Out. Gonna get a drink. [sniffles] 585 00:29:21,634 --> 00:29:23,904 - Somewhere I don't have to see your ass. - [Cherry] Keith! 586 00:29:23,928 --> 00:29:27,307 [door opens, slams] 587 00:29:29,017 --> 00:29:32,187 - Manny! ¿Cómo estás? - [Manny] You know how it is! [chuckles] 588 00:29:32,270 --> 00:29:34,147 You think about putting me in the show yet? 589 00:29:34,230 --> 00:29:35,732 You need a sexy luchador? 590 00:29:35,815 --> 00:29:39,027 Maybe, but right now, I need two cheeseburgers. 591 00:29:39,819 --> 00:29:42,739 Okay, mami. Go over there, relax, and I'll bring it out, okay? 592 00:29:42,989 --> 00:29:44,949 - Thanks, mami. [kisses] - Papi. 593 00:29:50,663 --> 00:29:52,332 - Sam saw my boobs. - He did. 594 00:29:52,415 --> 00:29:53,458 Mm-hmm. 595 00:29:55,210 --> 00:29:56,961 At least they’re champagne tits. 596 00:29:59,255 --> 00:30:03,635 What? No, today I found out that my boobs are too big 597 00:30:03,718 --> 00:30:09,974 and my ass is four times the size of every showgirl in Las Vegas. 598 00:30:10,058 --> 00:30:12,101 - [Ruth] Debbie... - No, don't... No! 599 00:30:12,185 --> 00:30:16,105 Don't make me feel better. It's not... It's, "Debbie, your ass is not big." 600 00:30:16,189 --> 00:30:17,857 Your ass is big. 601 00:30:18,775 --> 00:30:21,569 It's big, and juicy, and sexy, 602 00:30:21,653 --> 00:30:24,572 and it's an honor to have it in my face every night. 603 00:30:24,656 --> 00:30:28,159 - [laughs] Honor? - You're not a ballerina, Debbie. You're... 604 00:30:28,701 --> 00:30:30,870 an actress, and a wrestler, 605 00:30:31,579 --> 00:30:33,081 and a businesswoman, 606 00:30:33,331 --> 00:30:37,210 and a hot fucking piece, and you fucking know it. 607 00:30:38,294 --> 00:30:40,880 And why... why do you have to beat yourself up 608 00:30:40,964 --> 00:30:45,468 because you're not six-foot-two and 70 pounds? 609 00:30:45,552 --> 00:30:47,011 Because this... 610 00:30:47,887 --> 00:30:49,556 I don't know. Because... 611 00:30:50,557 --> 00:30:53,268 when I was, I don't know, 14, I... 612 00:30:53,351 --> 00:30:55,353 I got the idea that, okay, 613 00:30:55,436 --> 00:30:57,623 the only thing people are ever gonna notice about me is my body, 614 00:30:57,647 --> 00:31:02,735 so I guess it better be fucking perfect, and somehow it's never left me. 615 00:31:04,279 --> 00:31:07,115 Um, Deb, no offense, but that's really stupid. 616 00:31:07,574 --> 00:31:10,368 Mm-hmm. I know. That's... 617 00:31:11,411 --> 00:31:13,204 I'm someone's mother, for fuck's sake. 618 00:31:13,288 --> 00:31:14,974 And mothers are allowed to eat cheeseburgers. 619 00:31:14,998 --> 00:31:16,040 Yeah. 620 00:31:22,171 --> 00:31:23,339 [Debbie chuckles] 621 00:31:23,715 --> 00:31:24,716 Oh, my God. 622 00:31:24,924 --> 00:31:26,175 [Ruth chuckles] 623 00:31:26,718 --> 00:31:27,719 Starving. 624 00:31:28,386 --> 00:31:30,054 [both chuckling] 625 00:31:30,138 --> 00:31:31,139 Me too. 626 00:31:32,515 --> 00:31:35,143 How? You were at the buffet for hours. 627 00:31:36,269 --> 00:31:38,229 And I'll probably have ice cream before bed. 628 00:31:38,313 --> 00:31:40,356 Oh, okay. Now you're just being a bitch. 629 00:31:40,440 --> 00:31:42,233 - [laughs] - Hey, Manny? 630 00:31:42,984 --> 00:31:45,236 Hey, dos vanilla milkshakes. 631 00:31:45,320 --> 00:31:49,407 - Yeah, okay. Dos vanilla for the ladies. - [man in kitchen replies in Spanish] 632 00:31:49,657 --> 00:31:50,992 Today in that dance class, 633 00:31:51,868 --> 00:31:55,288 I kept looking at them and then looking at us, 634 00:31:55,371 --> 00:31:58,791 and it made me think of that scene in Funny Girl... 635 00:31:59,375 --> 00:32:05,006 When... When Barbra puts the pillow under her wedding dress 636 00:32:05,381 --> 00:32:08,801 to make it look like she's pregnant and comes down the stairs... 637 00:32:08,885 --> 00:32:10,219 [both laughing] 638 00:32:11,179 --> 00:32:17,352 [imitating Barbra Streisand] ♪ I am the beautiful reflection ♪ 639 00:32:18,019 --> 00:32:22,398 ♪ Of my love's affection ♪ 640 00:32:22,774 --> 00:32:27,111 [both] ♪ A walking illustration ♪ 641 00:32:27,695 --> 00:32:28,988 ♪ Of his ♪ 642 00:32:29,489 --> 00:32:31,407 ♪ Adoration ♪ 643 00:32:31,491 --> 00:32:33,326 [both laughing] 644 00:32:33,910 --> 00:32:37,163 A pregnant showgirl. Can you imagine? 645 00:32:37,246 --> 00:32:39,999 Oh, they must take them out to the desert and shoot them. 646 00:32:40,333 --> 00:32:42,001 [door handle rattles] 647 00:32:51,511 --> 00:32:52,511 [keys clatter] 648 00:32:55,640 --> 00:32:56,849 [grunts softly] 649 00:33:20,248 --> 00:33:21,249 [player clicks] 650 00:33:26,254 --> 00:33:27,254 [Mark on TV] Randy. 651 00:33:27,630 --> 00:33:30,675 Hey, Randy. Come here. Come here, come say hi to Mom. 652 00:33:32,385 --> 00:33:33,594 [Randy coos] 653 00:33:36,014 --> 00:33:38,850 - [Mark] Whoa! Ooh! You okay? - [sentimental piano music playing] 654 00:33:38,933 --> 00:33:39,934 [Mark] What is that? 655 00:33:40,143 --> 00:33:41,269 Is that a horse? 656 00:33:41,936 --> 00:33:43,021 Can you say "horse"? 657 00:33:43,730 --> 00:33:46,274 - [Randy] Horse! - [clears throat] Mm. 658 00:33:49,944 --> 00:33:52,071 [Mark] Hey, Randy, can you wave to Mom? 659 00:33:52,780 --> 00:33:53,781 Wave to Mom. 660 00:33:55,199 --> 00:33:57,160 There you go! [chuckles] 661 00:33:57,285 --> 00:33:58,911 Can you say "Hi, Mommy"? 662 00:33:59,579 --> 00:34:00,580 [Randy] Hi! 663 00:34:02,373 --> 00:34:03,583 Mama! 664 00:34:04,542 --> 00:34:05,542 [clears throat] 665 00:34:05,877 --> 00:34:08,129 [Randy laughing] 666 00:34:08,296 --> 00:34:09,296 Hmm. 667 00:34:09,338 --> 00:34:11,466 [Randy babbling] 668 00:34:11,591 --> 00:34:13,593 ["Disorder" by Joy Division playing] 669 00:34:29,442 --> 00:34:31,444 [chokes] 670 00:34:34,405 --> 00:34:36,407 [retches] 671 00:34:36,491 --> 00:34:38,868 [spitting and coughing] 672 00:34:38,951 --> 00:34:42,205 ♪ I've been waiting for a guide to come And take me by the hand ♪ 673 00:34:42,288 --> 00:34:44,207 [spitting and coughing continues] 674 00:34:44,290 --> 00:34:45,374 ♪ Could these sensations ♪ 675 00:34:45,458 --> 00:34:47,102 - ♪ Make me feel the pleasures ♪ - [toilet flushes] 676 00:34:47,126 --> 00:34:48,126 ♪ Of a normal man? ♪ 677 00:34:50,254 --> 00:34:53,883 ♪ Lose sensation, spare the insults Leave them for another day ♪ 678 00:34:55,760 --> 00:34:59,347 ♪ I've got the spirit, lose the feeling Take the shock away ♪ 679 00:35:35,216 --> 00:35:38,719 ♪ It's getting faster, moving faster Now it's getting out of hand ♪ 680 00:35:40,596 --> 00:35:44,642 ♪ On the tenth floor, down the back stairs It's a no-man's-land ♪ 681 00:35:46,185 --> 00:35:50,106 ♪ Lights are flashing, cars are crashing Getting frequent now ♪ 682 00:35:51,774 --> 00:35:55,486 ♪ I've got the spirit, lose the feeling Let it out somehow ♪