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[upbeat instrumental rock music playing]
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- [grunts]
- Arch your back, snatch faster.
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[woman] Stay strong. There you go.
Squeeze.
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Squeeze.
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All right, up.
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- Good.
- This is just my warm-up.
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Where is everyone?
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They're supposed to be here
at 8:00 sharp.
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I don't think most of 'em got in
until 7:00 at least.
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They need to start getting serious
about staying in shape.
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This show's been sloppy as shit.
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Hey, don't get angry at me.
At least I showed up.
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- You're right. All right, keep it up.
- [woman] Okay, next circuit.
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And... go.
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Wow!
You got them in the palm of your hand.
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- You the trainer?
- Excuse me, do we know each other?
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No, sorry. I'm Cherry Bang.
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- Denise.
- I work with GLOW.
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[Sheila] Oh, God.
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- [Denise] Oh!
- We're in the Jade Showroom.
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Oh!
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It's 13 other girls.
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[breathing heavily]
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Denise says they do strength training
in the morning,
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dance class in the afternoon
and have a fucking nutritionist.
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Meanwhile, I just saw Jenny
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in the kitchen spreading mayonnaise
on a block of cheddar cheese.
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- That actually sounds good.
- Keith.
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You gonna put that in your mouth,
or is it supposed to go somewhere else?
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There you go.
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[garbled]
These bitches, they don't stretch.
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- They don't work out.
- [Keith] Mm.
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They stay out late.
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- [sighs]
- [thermometer beeps]
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There's no temperature.
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[sighs] I'm a corpse.
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[Keith] That's 'cause you're flapping
your gums
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and letting the cold air in.
Here, try it again.
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Come on, stick your...
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- Put your tongue up.
- Ah! Ah!
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You know how. You gotta stop playing.
Put this in your mouth.
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- Mm.
- There you go.
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All right, now, just be still.
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All right, let it work.
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[garbled] All I'm saying is, doing a show
six nights a week, it takes stamina.
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Well, Cherry,
they're a bunch of girls having fun.
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In two more months,
they ain't gonna be your problem anymore.
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[garbled]
Well, they're still my problem now.
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Doing a show sloppy,
that's how people get hurt.
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I don't... Not even a word.
I didn't get one word of that.
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- [thermometer beeps]
- Oh!
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There it is.
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- Ninety-seven point four.
- Ah! It's going up.
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♪ Ovulation, here we come ♪
[snapping fingers]
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- ♪ Ovulation, here we come ♪
- [Cherry laughs]
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[elevator button clicks]
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You going to play tennis?
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No, Ruth, I'm going
to a mid-morning costume party
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dressed as John McEnroe's grandfather.
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So, hey, how's the, uh...
how's the new room treating ya?
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Great. I mean, the same.
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You know, in the old one, uh,
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the window opened up onto some tree
that was really triggering my allergies.
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The pollen, I guess.
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Oh, yeah, yeah. That, uh... desert pollen.
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- [knocking on door]
- [Cherry] Up and at 'em!
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Rise and shine!
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What the fuck is going on out here?
It's the middle of the night.
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[knocking on door]
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[Melrose] Cherry, what is this?
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- Fuckin' another fire drill?
- You wish.
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Get your ass in a leotard and meet me
in the lobby in 15 minutes.
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We're going to a dance class.
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[groans]
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- [knocking on door]
- Tammé and I are taking an acting class,
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and it's very physical,
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and it cost 200 bucks.
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Fine. You guys get a pass.
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Everyone else, wake the fuck up!
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It's gonna be a great day.
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- [sighs] Hey.
- [Ruth] Hey.
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Cherry's taking everyone
to a dance class.
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Oh, yeah, I'm good.
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I got a, um, full body workout last night.
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Come on. Put on some leg warmers.
It'll be like old times.
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[takes a deep breath]
Five, six, seven, eight!
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I just threw up in the parking lot.
Fucking mai tais.
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Puking before class like a real ballerina.
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- [both chuckle]
- We're hungover. Who fucking cares?
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We're going to a showgirl dance class.
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What, are they gonna teach us how
to walk down stairs with our tits out?
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[whining] Someone get me ice
for my nipples. I need to warm up.
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[sighs wearily]
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Do you think they're ready?
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Let 'em have it.
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[coughing]
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You all right, buddy?
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[clears throat] Yeah, yeah,
I think it's just the, uh... the pollen.
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In the desert?
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Hey! All right! Jer! Lev!
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- We're over here.
- [men chatting]
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You know those guys?
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Yeah, it's Jerry and Lev Zeissman.
The Zeissman twins?
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They do that show Havana Dreams
over at, uh, Coconuts.
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- They're our doubles partners.
- Oh, man!
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We're playing doubles?
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Sam, we're networking.
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So... Hey, guys!
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- Hey! Fellas!
- [Jerry] There he is. Look at this guy.
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- Wait a minute.
- [Bash] What?
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- Hold on a second. You play a lot?
- [Bash] No, no. When I can. You?
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- Yeah, we dabble a little bit.
- We dabble.
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Yeah, I've been fooling around at the club
with this Persian kid.
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- What the hell's the kid's name? Akalee?
- Ah, man. No.
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- Apabee? What the...
- Agassi?
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- Agassi. Kid's got an arm like a cannon.
- Hair like a woman.
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- Wow.
- [Jerry] Are you gonna go see
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Milton Berle at the end of the week?
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- Uncle Milty. One night only.
- Doing that special with Sid Caesar.
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Uh... I didn't get an invitation.
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Should we?
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- All right! You're already in.
- We'll get you in.
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- You guys!
- [Jerry] There you go.
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All right, okay.
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- Are we gonna play or...?
- We're just warming up a little bit.
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[Lev] We're playing.
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- This is Sam.
- [Jerry] Great.
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- [instrumental lounge music playing]
- Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.Yes.
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Your core, tighten it.
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Yes.
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Mm-hmm.
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Tuck your tail in.
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- Tuck your tail in.
- Excuse me?
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Oh, tuck your tail in
so your ass doesn't stick out.
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Your ass is still out.
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Your ass, it's still out.
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Your... Okay.
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Yes, perfect. Very good, very good.
[snapping fingers]
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Do it, Sam!
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- [fence rattles]
- [Sam] Whoa!
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- Your point.
- Hey!
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It's a friendly game.
Don't worry about it.
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Hey, I got a question for you.
What level of SPF you wearing?
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- You mean like suntan lotion?
- [Jerry] Yeah, Bash, buddy.
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- You're in the desert. It's a must.
- [Lev] It is a must.
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Let me tell you something.
They took a mole off my forehead...
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- You're not gonna believe this.
- No kidding. Three millimeters.
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- In diameter.
- In diameter.
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Look, if you need a good skin guy,
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- go to Merucian.
- Merucian.
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He's an Armenian gentleman.
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- But good.
- But good.
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- Knows what he's doing. He's good.
- Yeah.
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Ooh.
You know who else is Armenian? Cher.
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- [Jerry] Cher is also Armenian.
- [Lev] And she's nice.
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She's a nice girl.
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You look at her, and you're like,
"How can she be nice?"
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She's a nice, nice girl.
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- [Lev] Very nice.
- Great.
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- [Jerry] All right, let's go. Let's do it.
- Old chatterbox Sylvie over here.
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[Jerry laughs]
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[big band music playing]
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[Denise] Arms straight.
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- [music stops]
- All right, good job! Next group, come on.
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Come on.
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Let's go, ladies. Hustle up.
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Get in line. Let's go.
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Ladies, energy, smiles.
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Face. Okay. Five, six, seven, eight!
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[big band music resumes]
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Light feet. Keep 'em up. Light. Light.
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[music stops]
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Okay! Okay, all together, let's go.
All together.
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[applauding]
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[Denise] Ladies, it's very crowded,
so please watch your spacing.
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So it begins. The danse macabre,
the dance of death.
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[panting]
They're all the same height. Like...
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- the Rockettes.
- Or department store mannequins
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whose bodies don't need to contain organs.
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[chuckles, exhales]
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I gotta get out of here.
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[Denise]
All right. Five, six, seven, eight!
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[big band music resumes playing]
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Have you cried for that boy today?
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I don't mean for yourself
'cause we lost the money,
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I mean for him!
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What he been through.
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When do you think is the time
to love somebody?
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When he done good?
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When he make life easier for everybody?
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No.
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No, no.
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It's when he's at his lowest
and can't believe in hisself
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'cause the world done whipped him so.
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When you starts to measure somebody,
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measure him right, child.
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Measure him right.
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'Cause we all know men gonna lie
about their measurements. Right, ladies?
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And gentlemen?
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That one over there. With the earring.
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[class laughs]
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Hey... Hey, excuse me. What are you doing?
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Just a little ad-libbing.
Making it more fun. More me.
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[instructor] But... But you're not you.
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You're Lena Younger,
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who's been forced to sell her home
because of the racism of the white man.
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Well, as long as I sold it
at the top of the market, then I'm good.
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- [class laughs]
- [clears throat]
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All right.
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All right, thank you.
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All right, who's next?
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Um...
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Yep.
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[Sheila clears throat]
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Any time you're ready.
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[clears throat]
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Don't you think I can stand
the sight of blood?
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You think I'm weak.
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Oh, I should like to see
your blood flowing,
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to see your brain on the chopping block,
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all your sex swimming in a sea of blood.
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I think could drink from your skull,
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bathe my feet in your open breast,
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- and eat your heart...
- [instructor] Let's stop.
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S-Stop, please.
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[sighs]
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I'm sorry. I said... I...
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I think I said all the right words.
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Per... Perhaps, but I can't hear them
because I'm so distracted by all this.
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Well, this is...
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me.
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And yet, as I said to Miss Dawson, uh,
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acting is about putting the self aside
in service of the text.
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The text is feral, and I'm feral.
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Wh-Whatever you are, [chuckles]
it's a problem.
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[exhales, choked up] You're the problem.
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[claps hands, sighs]
You know what? I fucking quit.
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Acting is about putting aside the self,
but he can't look beyond what I'm wearing?
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- Ah!
- Are you fucking kidding me?
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- I mean, fuck that guy...
- Sheila!
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- ...and fuck the $200!
- [Tammé] Sheila!
242
00:12:22,908 --> 00:12:24,368
[panting]
243
00:12:24,493 --> 00:12:27,788
- Can you get my purse for me, honey?
- Oh, my God, your back...
244
00:12:28,247 --> 00:12:29,247
It gets stiff.
245
00:12:30,332 --> 00:12:31,727
- [groans]
- Have you seen a doctor?
246
00:12:31,751 --> 00:12:34,920
Dr. Hot Tub. Two hours in there,
and I'll be back in business.
247
00:12:36,005 --> 00:12:37,005
[grunts softly]
248
00:12:37,173 --> 00:12:40,885
We should talk to Ruth. Or Debbie.
Tell someone what's going on.
249
00:12:40,968 --> 00:12:44,388
No, please. It's two more months.
Show'll be over.
250
00:12:45,055 --> 00:12:47,558
I'll see a doctor when I get back to LA.
Okay?
251
00:12:49,602 --> 00:12:51,020
- Okay.
- Come here.
252
00:12:51,103 --> 00:12:54,064
- Let me help you.
- All right. Yeah, go ahead. [groans]
253
00:12:54,148 --> 00:12:55,900
- You good?
- I'm good!
254
00:12:56,859 --> 00:12:59,069
Thanks again for seeing us
on such short notice.
255
00:12:59,153 --> 00:13:01,631
It was fun watching someone else
kick their asses for a change.
256
00:13:01,655 --> 00:13:03,824
- [both laugh]
- It's no skin off my nose.
257
00:13:03,908 --> 00:13:07,244
Twelve extra girls, ten bucks a head,
one less hustle this week.
258
00:13:07,328 --> 00:13:09,097
[Cherry]
I thought you made good money at Rhapsody.
259
00:13:09,121 --> 00:13:10,881
It's the longest-running show
at the Fan-Tan.
260
00:13:11,457 --> 00:13:15,127
Oh, um, I'm not actually
in the show anymore. I had a baby.
261
00:13:15,211 --> 00:13:17,963
- Congratulations!
- Yeah, Brandon.
262
00:13:18,047 --> 00:13:19,840
He's gonna be 15 months next week.
263
00:13:19,924 --> 00:13:23,552
- Oh, so you took time off.
- Well, I danced up until four months.
264
00:13:23,636 --> 00:13:25,572
I was keeping everything really tight,
and I wasn't showing
265
00:13:25,596 --> 00:13:29,099
and I thought I had another month in me,
but one day, I came off stage and just...
266
00:13:29,183 --> 00:13:31,685
Whoo! [laughs]
267
00:13:31,769 --> 00:13:34,855
Blood everywhere. All over my costume,
all over the floor, just...
268
00:13:35,022 --> 00:13:36,732
Mm! Everywhere.
269
00:13:37,608 --> 00:13:38,818
- Jesus.
- [Denise] Yeah.
270
00:13:38,901 --> 00:13:40,444
Partial placental abruption.
271
00:13:40,611 --> 00:13:43,447
Couldn't lift more than three pounds
for the rest of my pregnancy.
272
00:13:43,531 --> 00:13:46,617
So, a 35-pound backpack covered
in ostrich feathers
273
00:13:46,700 --> 00:13:48,452
and Swarovski crystals was out.
274
00:13:50,371 --> 00:13:51,413
[exhales]
275
00:13:51,664 --> 00:13:53,791
So when are they gonna put you back
in the show?
276
00:13:53,874 --> 00:13:55,876
They audition girls every six months.
277
00:13:56,001 --> 00:13:59,213
So, last time, they said I wasn't ready.
278
00:14:00,297 --> 00:14:03,926
But, uh, the next one's
in just another couple months, so...
279
00:14:06,220 --> 00:14:07,638
- Was it worth it?
- [door opens]
280
00:14:08,097 --> 00:14:09,682
[children yelling]
281
00:14:10,182 --> 00:14:11,892
Sorry. My next class.
282
00:14:12,184 --> 00:14:15,688
- [chuckles]
- Hi, ladies!
283
00:14:15,771 --> 00:14:17,815
- How are you?
- [girls] Good.
284
00:14:17,898 --> 00:14:20,067
You look wonderful.
Have you been practicing?
285
00:14:20,150 --> 00:14:22,319
- Yeah!
- [Denise] Have you been practicing?
286
00:14:22,403 --> 00:14:25,531
All right, let's come over here,
and let's talk about our positions.
287
00:14:25,614 --> 00:14:28,051
- All right. See you guys tonight.
- [Lev] Tonight. I love it.
288
00:14:28,075 --> 00:14:30,428
- [Bash] Stupendous showmanship.
- [Jerry] Thank you. You too.
289
00:14:30,452 --> 00:14:33,092
They're coming to the show tonight.
And we're gonna be best friends
290
00:14:33,122 --> 00:14:34,915
with Milton Berle.
Not bad for one set, huh?
291
00:14:34,999 --> 00:14:36,542
Come on, that wasn't a set.
292
00:14:36,625 --> 00:14:39,295
Gossiping between every point,
like a bunch of yentas.
293
00:14:39,378 --> 00:14:41,058
I thought they were gonna
send out for tea,
294
00:14:41,088 --> 00:14:43,799
- like it was fucking cricket or something.
- [chuckles] Sam...
295
00:14:44,008 --> 00:14:45,634
If it was cricket, we'd be in flannels.
296
00:14:45,718 --> 00:14:47,928
Look, I was just hoping
to work up a sweat, that's all.
297
00:14:48,012 --> 00:14:49,388
You wanna play another round?
298
00:14:49,471 --> 00:14:51,515
- Jesus, yes, yes.
- All right.
299
00:14:52,975 --> 00:14:55,769
[grunts] Okay, but go easy on me,
all right, big guy?
300
00:14:55,853 --> 00:14:58,981
- All right, just shut up and hit the ball.
- [Bash] You got it.
301
00:15:02,693 --> 00:15:03,944
[fence rattles]
302
00:15:04,320 --> 00:15:05,446
Fifteen-love.
303
00:15:05,529 --> 00:15:09,074
["Big Mess" by Devo playing]
304
00:15:09,158 --> 00:15:10,659
♪ I am Cowboy Kim ♪
305
00:15:11,243 --> 00:15:12,243
All right.
306
00:15:12,411 --> 00:15:14,163
♪ I am a lucky cowboy
Let me tell you why ♪
307
00:15:14,622 --> 00:15:15,706
Bam! Whoo!
308
00:15:16,332 --> 00:15:18,167
- Oh!
- Goddammit.
309
00:15:18,500 --> 00:15:19,668
[sneakers squeaking]
310
00:15:23,964 --> 00:15:25,841
[grunts]
311
00:15:26,175 --> 00:15:29,178
Fuck that! Fuck you.
312
00:15:29,386 --> 00:15:31,746
[Stacey] I just don't understand
why we kept having to do it
313
00:15:31,805 --> 00:15:33,891
over and over again.
It just seemed like...
314
00:15:35,935 --> 00:15:38,812
Aren't you coming to lunch?
It's, uh, dim sum Tuesday.
315
00:15:39,063 --> 00:15:40,689
Um, I'm not hungry.
316
00:15:50,449 --> 00:15:53,118
[electronic music playing]
317
00:15:56,580 --> 00:15:58,582
[panting]
318
00:16:06,006 --> 00:16:07,800
[coughing]
319
00:16:08,217 --> 00:16:10,469
- [lighter clicks]
- [inhales and exhales]
320
00:16:12,596 --> 00:16:13,847
[coughs]
321
00:16:29,613 --> 00:16:31,156
[panting]
322
00:16:31,532 --> 00:16:34,243
- Oh, God. So sorry.
- Don't apologize.
323
00:16:34,326 --> 00:16:35,452
I always take the stairs.
324
00:16:35,828 --> 00:16:38,872
Yeah, well, I'm just trying to squeeze in
a little exercise.
325
00:16:38,956 --> 00:16:41,166
Get it where you can, you know?
326
00:16:41,500 --> 00:16:42,500
Mm-hmm.
327
00:16:43,544 --> 00:16:45,170
Would you like a little company?
328
00:16:45,879 --> 00:16:48,465
I don't think I could ever
give up performing completely.
329
00:16:48,549 --> 00:16:51,677
Plus, you know, I...
I'm the star of the show, so...
330
00:16:51,760 --> 00:16:52,886
Oh, I get that.
331
00:16:53,262 --> 00:16:56,515
I celebrated my 40th birthday
doing high kicks
332
00:16:56,598 --> 00:16:58,767
wearing a great big feather headdress.
333
00:16:59,268 --> 00:17:02,354
But you would be amazed
at how much more is possible
334
00:17:02,438 --> 00:17:05,024
once you let that part go
and pick up the reins.
335
00:17:05,607 --> 00:17:08,110
Plus, you get to eat Häagen-Dazs.
336
00:17:08,527 --> 00:17:10,029
Häagen-Dazs. Okay.
337
00:17:10,237 --> 00:17:12,364
Is that a... a Danish fellow?
338
00:17:12,448 --> 00:17:13,574
[laughs]
339
00:17:14,408 --> 00:17:18,370
Um, look, I know we didn't hit it off
right away,
340
00:17:18,454 --> 00:17:21,665
and, uh,
I'm not the biggest wrestling fan,
341
00:17:21,749 --> 00:17:25,377
but woman to woman,
my door is always open.
342
00:17:27,379 --> 00:17:28,380
[door opens]
343
00:17:30,007 --> 00:17:33,177
Ladies, we haven't been
to the Sands in a while.
344
00:17:33,260 --> 00:17:35,304
And there's that new dance party
at the Tropicana.
345
00:17:35,387 --> 00:17:37,973
- Do not say the word "dance."
- Okay. Circus Circus?
346
00:17:38,474 --> 00:17:41,435
Hello? Is nobody coming out
with me tonight?
347
00:17:42,519 --> 00:17:43,854
I'm hittin' the hot tub.
348
00:17:43,937 --> 00:17:45,606
Tammé. You?
349
00:17:46,023 --> 00:17:48,025
- No, my butt hurts too much.
- Come on!
350
00:17:48,108 --> 00:17:50,819
Almost like someone was right
about you guys not being in shape.
351
00:17:50,903 --> 00:17:51,904
Oh, fuck you, Cherry.
352
00:17:51,987 --> 00:17:54,907
'Cause we are going out,
we are partying...
353
00:17:54,990 --> 00:17:58,285
because some things
are worth fighting for.
354
00:17:59,078 --> 00:18:00,078
[Dawn] No.
355
00:18:00,329 --> 00:18:01,497
[groans]
356
00:18:02,039 --> 00:18:03,540
Knockity, knock, knock, knock!
357
00:18:03,624 --> 00:18:06,126
Backstage tour coming through.
Don't get undressed yet.
358
00:18:06,210 --> 00:18:09,505
But, ladies, please,
don't stop on our account, okay?
359
00:18:10,380 --> 00:18:12,382
O-Obviously,
you guys have seen a backstage before.
360
00:18:12,466 --> 00:18:13,759
Yeah, we have.
361
00:18:13,842 --> 00:18:16,071
- Been banned from most of 'em.
- [Sam] Whoa, whoa, whoa.
362
00:18:16,095 --> 00:18:18,555
What is this? You guys get lost
on the way to the men's room?
363
00:18:18,639 --> 00:18:20,307
- Hilarious.
- Good one, Sam.
364
00:18:20,390 --> 00:18:23,560
Ladies, this is Lev and Jerry Zeissman.
365
00:18:23,644 --> 00:18:26,814
You might have heard of the Cuban show
they've been doing over at Coconuts.
366
00:18:26,897 --> 00:18:29,274
- We do it.
- Oh, and this is Debbie,
367
00:18:29,525 --> 00:18:32,861
uh, the hardest-working lady producer
in showbiz.
368
00:18:33,237 --> 00:18:36,174
- Ooh! Let me get a bite of this, huh?
- It's so good to have you here. Hi. Um,
369
00:18:36,198 --> 00:18:39,535
- hope you had good... good seats.
- [Jerry] Oh, yeah. We did.
370
00:18:39,618 --> 00:18:41,218
[Lev] Front row view for all the action.
371
00:18:41,286 --> 00:18:43,848
Yeah, including when that big girl
almost fell out of her costume.
372
00:18:43,872 --> 00:18:45,958
- That was an accident.
- Hey, hey, hey!
373
00:18:46,291 --> 00:18:48,043
- This is Vegas.
- Take it all off!
374
00:18:48,127 --> 00:18:50,063
- I say put the knockers in the show.
- [Lev] He said it.
375
00:18:50,087 --> 00:18:51,839
- [Bash] Jerry!
- Well, we're not showgirls.
376
00:18:52,131 --> 00:18:53,131
No shit.
377
00:18:53,173 --> 00:18:55,801
- [Jerry] What'd they say in the old days?
- [Lev] Here we go.
378
00:18:55,884 --> 00:18:57,928
- That a showgirl's tits...
- Here we go!
379
00:18:58,011 --> 00:19:00,973
...should fit perfectly
right inside of a...
380
00:19:01,098 --> 00:19:02,909
- What am I thinking of, Lev?
- Champagne saucer.
381
00:19:02,933 --> 00:19:04,351
- Champagne saucer.
- Oh!
382
00:19:05,018 --> 00:19:08,188
Well, I'm more
of a brandy snifter girl myself.
383
00:19:08,272 --> 00:19:09,314
Maybe a pint glass.
384
00:19:09,398 --> 00:19:11,668
- Personally, I like a little jiggle.
- He's a jiggle guy.
385
00:19:11,692 --> 00:19:14,003
- Is that wrong? Am I wrong?
- Know what? I think we're done here.
386
00:19:14,027 --> 00:19:17,698
- We just got here!
- [Bash] Oh, let's get out of here!
387
00:19:17,781 --> 00:19:20,868
Yeah! It's time to have a drink, you guys.
Debs, would you like to join us?
388
00:19:20,951 --> 00:19:23,138
- [whispers] Networking.
- I'm so sorry. I would love to,
389
00:19:23,162 --> 00:19:25,789
but I'd rather eat out a dog's asshole.
390
00:19:25,873 --> 00:19:26,873
Fucking schmucks.
391
00:19:35,090 --> 00:19:37,050
Jenny, drink your rum and coke.
It'll perk you up.
392
00:19:37,467 --> 00:19:40,137
I don't wanna perk up.
I wanna sleep.
393
00:19:40,596 --> 00:19:41,596
Forever.
394
00:19:41,930 --> 00:19:43,640
[laughs dramatically]
395
00:19:47,060 --> 00:19:48,353
Oh, my God. It worked.
396
00:19:49,229 --> 00:19:51,231
- What worked?
- Pretending you're funny.
397
00:19:51,440 --> 00:19:54,860
Just... Oh. He's...
He's coming over here. Get away from me.
398
00:19:55,777 --> 00:19:56,612
Seriously?
399
00:19:56,695 --> 00:19:58,947
Yeah. You think I forgot
what happened with Phil?
400
00:20:00,991 --> 00:20:02,492
- You owe me.
- [Melrose] All right.
401
00:20:02,743 --> 00:20:04,119
Bye-bye. [chuckles]
402
00:20:09,333 --> 00:20:11,168
You're not lonely over here, are you?
403
00:20:11,460 --> 00:20:14,087
- Not anymore.
- [man chuckles softly]
404
00:20:14,546 --> 00:20:15,547
I'm Paul.
405
00:20:18,175 --> 00:20:19,259
What's your name?
406
00:20:20,594 --> 00:20:21,803
What do you want it to be?
407
00:20:21,970 --> 00:20:22,970
Oh!
408
00:20:23,013 --> 00:20:24,013
Funny girl, huh?
409
00:20:24,556 --> 00:20:25,556
You know me.
410
00:20:26,475 --> 00:20:27,851
[Paul] I don't, actually.
411
00:20:28,477 --> 00:20:29,519
But I'd like to.
412
00:20:29,811 --> 00:20:30,811
Oh!
413
00:20:33,440 --> 00:20:35,692
- You got a room?
- [Melrose] Of course.
414
00:20:36,026 --> 00:20:37,486
I practically live here.
415
00:20:38,111 --> 00:20:39,111
[Paul] Great.
416
00:20:39,780 --> 00:20:40,989
You want to, uh...
417
00:20:42,574 --> 00:20:43,575
discuss rate?
418
00:20:47,955 --> 00:20:50,290
Um... We can... Look...
419
00:20:50,832 --> 00:20:52,834
We can figure all that out later.
420
00:20:54,378 --> 00:20:55,420
Okay, then.
421
00:20:57,172 --> 00:20:58,507
You wanna get out of here?
422
00:20:59,883 --> 00:21:01,009
Will you wait one second?
423
00:21:03,804 --> 00:21:05,681
Jenny! He thinks I'm a hooker.
424
00:21:06,139 --> 00:21:08,308
That's terrible. Do you feel ashamed?
425
00:21:08,392 --> 00:21:10,727
Are you fucking kidding me?
He's so hot.
426
00:21:10,811 --> 00:21:13,814
And he thinks I'm so hot
that he would pay money to fuck me.
427
00:21:14,773 --> 00:21:18,026
I'm gonna take him upstairs,
so stay out of the fucking room.
428
00:21:18,610 --> 00:21:19,610
Love you.
429
00:21:20,112 --> 00:21:22,656
So, when you hug, you're...
you're supposed to put your arms up.
430
00:21:27,494 --> 00:21:29,246
[sighs] Wanna grab some dinner?
431
00:21:29,997 --> 00:21:34,376
No, I... I cannot eat
from that garbage buffet again.
432
00:21:35,127 --> 00:21:36,127
Debbie...
433
00:21:38,297 --> 00:21:39,715
you need to eat something.
434
00:21:40,424 --> 00:21:43,343
Oh, okay, Mom. Back off.
435
00:21:44,553 --> 00:21:45,762
[clears throat]
436
00:21:55,856 --> 00:21:58,233
But would you eat dinner with...
437
00:21:59,401 --> 00:22:01,695
- a showgirl?
- [chuckles]
438
00:22:02,404 --> 00:22:05,782
♪ Dah-dah-dah, dah-dah-dah ♪
439
00:22:06,742 --> 00:22:08,660
[Debbie] Wha... Yeah. [chuckles]
440
00:22:08,744 --> 00:22:10,329
♪ Dah-dah-dah! ♪
441
00:22:10,454 --> 00:22:12,080
You don't look like a showgirl.
442
00:22:12,164 --> 00:22:14,833
You look like a band nerd in a giant hat.
443
00:22:15,584 --> 00:22:17,711
Oh, you have to use your imagination.
444
00:22:18,045 --> 00:22:20,589
Well, it's hard to
when you're wearing a blouse
445
00:22:20,672 --> 00:22:23,425
that saw my grandmother
through the Great Depression.
446
00:22:24,426 --> 00:22:25,426
Fine.
447
00:22:31,892 --> 00:22:33,268
[hums burlesque music]
448
00:22:34,186 --> 00:22:35,520
No! [laughs]
449
00:22:35,604 --> 00:22:37,314
♪ Dah-dah-dah-dah-dah ♪
450
00:22:37,481 --> 00:22:39,358
♪ Dah-dah-dah-dah-dah ♪
451
00:22:39,441 --> 00:22:40,776
♪ Dah-dah-dah-dah ♪
452
00:22:40,942 --> 00:22:43,320
- ♪ Dah-dah, dah-dah-dah-dah ♪
- No. No. No.
453
00:22:43,403 --> 00:22:47,115
- ♪ Dah-dah, dah-dah, dah-dah-dah-dah ♪
- Ruth, no.
454
00:22:47,199 --> 00:22:48,867
Ruthie! No!
455
00:22:48,950 --> 00:22:51,119
♪ Diddly-diddly-diddly-diddly
Dee-dee-dee ♪
456
00:22:51,203 --> 00:22:53,747
[both laughing hysterically]
457
00:22:53,872 --> 00:22:55,374
[Ruth] Oh, it's so heavy.
458
00:22:55,457 --> 00:22:56,708
Hey, ladies. I...
459
00:22:56,792 --> 00:22:59,044
- Oh, my God.
- [Sam] Okay.
460
00:22:59,795 --> 00:23:00,796
Um...
461
00:23:02,005 --> 00:23:03,840
All right, so I came in to apologize
462
00:23:03,924 --> 00:23:06,093
for those Zeissman dickheads,
463
00:23:06,176 --> 00:23:07,928
but, uh, but you...
464
00:23:08,470 --> 00:23:10,806
- seem fine in here, huh?
- We're great.
465
00:23:11,431 --> 00:23:12,933
Is, uh, she covered up?
466
00:23:13,809 --> 00:23:14,809
No.
467
00:23:17,354 --> 00:23:19,147
All right, Ruth. S-Sorry.
468
00:23:20,232 --> 00:23:21,232
[door closes]
469
00:23:22,776 --> 00:23:23,902
[snickers]
470
00:23:27,155 --> 00:23:28,240
What'd I miss?
471
00:23:33,412 --> 00:23:34,788
[both moan]
472
00:23:37,290 --> 00:23:38,708
- [laughs]
- That was amazing.
473
00:23:39,459 --> 00:23:40,877
I aim to please.
474
00:23:46,550 --> 00:23:47,926
[sighs]
475
00:23:48,885 --> 00:23:50,387
I should probably go.
476
00:23:50,679 --> 00:23:52,722
- Yeah, I guess so.
- [chuckles]
477
00:24:03,066 --> 00:24:04,066
Well...
478
00:24:04,401 --> 00:24:05,277
Well...
479
00:24:05,360 --> 00:24:06,360
[giggles]
480
00:24:09,114 --> 00:24:10,866
[clears throat]
This part is always awkward.
481
00:24:11,324 --> 00:24:12,451
Don't I know it.
482
00:24:13,034 --> 00:24:15,354
Especially when we didn't nail down
the details beforehand.
483
00:24:15,412 --> 00:24:16,412
Right.
484
00:24:16,955 --> 00:24:19,875
But, uh... I'd say after the night we had,
485
00:24:20,834 --> 00:24:22,127
$200 seems fair?
486
00:24:22,210 --> 00:24:23,837
[chuckles] Oh, my goodness!
487
00:24:24,379 --> 00:24:26,339
Oh, my God, honey, more than fair.
488
00:24:26,840 --> 00:24:28,175
- Great.
- [Melrose chuckles]
489
00:24:33,889 --> 00:24:35,223
You need to go get cash?
490
00:24:36,266 --> 00:24:38,146
What are you talk...
What are you talking about?
491
00:24:39,102 --> 00:24:40,102
To pay me.
492
00:24:40,812 --> 00:24:42,439
Pay you? You're supposed to pay me.
493
00:24:43,773 --> 00:24:45,650
Uh, that's not how this works. [chuckles]
494
00:24:45,942 --> 00:24:48,069
How... [chuckles] How what works?
495
00:24:48,153 --> 00:24:50,739
You see, like,
you hire a hooker, then you pay.
496
00:24:50,989 --> 00:24:52,949
Exactly. And you hired me.
497
00:24:55,327 --> 00:24:58,413
Are you saying
that you're some sort of male prostitute?
498
00:24:58,914 --> 00:25:00,499
That's one way of putting it.
499
00:25:03,293 --> 00:25:05,128
I thought you thought I was a prostitute.
500
00:25:05,212 --> 00:25:06,838
[laughs] Oh, come on.
501
00:25:11,927 --> 00:25:14,846
Well, I'm sorry for the misunderstanding,
but you owe me 200 bucks.
502
00:25:16,473 --> 00:25:17,516
No. Fuck no.
503
00:25:17,974 --> 00:25:21,686
- Fuck no. I am not fucking paying you.
- Why not?
504
00:25:21,770 --> 00:25:23,271
Because I don't pay for sex.
505
00:25:23,355 --> 00:25:25,440
And you came like a fucking faucet.
506
00:25:25,524 --> 00:25:27,817
- That's a physiological response.
- Okay.
507
00:25:27,901 --> 00:25:30,463
You know, a creative professional
experiences satisfaction from their work,
508
00:25:30,487 --> 00:25:32,673
- but that doesn't mean you don't pay them.
- Oh, my God!
509
00:25:32,697 --> 00:25:33,799
That's funny. You're an artist!
510
00:25:33,823 --> 00:25:35,783
I didn't realize you were an artist now!
Everyone,
511
00:25:35,825 --> 00:25:38,304
- the Picasso of fucking gigolos is here!
- [Paul] Okay, you know what?
512
00:25:38,328 --> 00:25:40,163
- If it was just me... Uh...
- Uh-huh?
513
00:25:41,039 --> 00:25:43,667
Well, I don't know... I don't know!
I got a pimp, all right?
514
00:25:43,750 --> 00:25:45,728
And... And one way or another,
they're gonna get their cut.
515
00:25:45,752 --> 00:25:47,629
I have a pimp too. And a lawyer.
516
00:25:47,712 --> 00:25:49,548
A lawyer who's gonna argue
517
00:25:49,631 --> 00:25:52,050
that I didn't enter
into a binding contractual agreement
518
00:25:52,133 --> 00:25:54,302
with you, verbal or otherwise.
519
00:25:54,386 --> 00:25:56,137
No. This is not over.
520
00:25:56,221 --> 00:25:59,116
[Melrose] Yeah. It's obviously not over
'cause you have no fucking pants on.
521
00:25:59,140 --> 00:26:00,451
- I'm getting my pants on.
- [Melrose] Yeah.
522
00:26:00,475 --> 00:26:01,953
- And I'm getting outta here.
- [Melrose] Uh-huh.
523
00:26:01,977 --> 00:26:03,728
Don't forget your silk underwear.
524
00:26:03,812 --> 00:26:04,980
Yeah, I got all of it.
525
00:26:07,023 --> 00:26:08,733
- [door slams]
- Motherfuck!
526
00:26:10,318 --> 00:26:11,319
[sighs]
527
00:26:14,614 --> 00:26:16,491
[Keith, in singsong voice] Cherry?
528
00:26:19,077 --> 00:26:20,662
Cherry Bang?
529
00:26:21,830 --> 00:26:24,591
[in normal voice] What you doing in there,
girl? Come on out here now.
530
00:26:30,755 --> 00:26:31,755
What?
531
00:26:32,882 --> 00:26:34,843
Oh... What? Did your temperature drop?
532
00:26:39,180 --> 00:26:41,182
I don't think I wanna do this.
533
00:26:42,142 --> 00:26:44,477
Okay. All right. Come here. What's wrong?
534
00:26:44,728 --> 00:26:47,397
Come here. Come here, baby. Have a seat.
535
00:26:48,857 --> 00:26:51,359
Did something happen between this morning
and right now?
536
00:26:52,569 --> 00:26:55,447
I just... [sighs]
537
00:26:56,448 --> 00:26:58,450
I just realized
that we never really talked about
538
00:26:58,533 --> 00:27:00,285
what this is gonna do to my body.
539
00:27:00,535 --> 00:27:01,536
Ideally?
540
00:27:02,078 --> 00:27:03,538
Put a baby in it. [chuckles]
541
00:27:04,539 --> 00:27:08,335
- There's so many things that can go wrong.
- Okay, yeah, we know that. We know.
542
00:27:08,460 --> 00:27:11,338
Believe me,
we know that better than anybody.
543
00:27:11,421 --> 00:27:13,506
But, baby, oh...
544
00:27:14,257 --> 00:27:16,176
what if everything goes right?
545
00:27:16,593 --> 00:27:17,833
All right, what about the show?
546
00:27:17,886 --> 00:27:20,263
[Keith] What about the show?
It's only for two more months.
547
00:27:20,513 --> 00:27:22,057
You know, just take it easy till then.
548
00:27:22,140 --> 00:27:24,140
Phone it in.
Lord knows the rest of them are, shit.
549
00:27:25,393 --> 00:27:27,270
[exhales sharply] And then what?
550
00:27:29,230 --> 00:27:30,666
I'll be out of commission for, what?
551
00:27:30,690 --> 00:27:32,359
- Six months?
- All right. Okay. [sighs]
552
00:27:32,442 --> 00:27:33,568
[Cherry] A year?
553
00:27:34,152 --> 00:27:35,152
Two?
554
00:27:35,987 --> 00:27:37,906
I mean, this is my body.
555
00:27:38,031 --> 00:27:40,367
- This is my livelihood.
- Then it'll be my turn.
556
00:27:41,117 --> 00:27:42,243
I'll get more work.
557
00:27:42,494 --> 00:27:44,162
I'll do my part. I'll step it up.
558
00:27:44,412 --> 00:27:46,498
You know what I'm saying?
Like, when we get back,
559
00:27:46,581 --> 00:27:48,750
I'm definitely gonna be making
a lot more phone calls.
560
00:27:48,833 --> 00:27:51,687
I'm gonna be going out for everything.
Anything I see, I'm going out for.
561
00:27:51,711 --> 00:27:52,711
Doing what?
562
00:27:53,129 --> 00:27:55,924
Driving Camaros off cliffs
while I'm stuck at home with the kid?
563
00:27:56,007 --> 00:27:57,842
Hold up. While you're stuck at home?
564
00:27:58,176 --> 00:27:59,469
No, that's...
565
00:27:59,803 --> 00:28:02,347
that's not what I meant. I'm... [sighs]
566
00:28:03,223 --> 00:28:04,223
I'm just...
567
00:28:04,599 --> 00:28:05,809
I'm just asking.
568
00:28:06,810 --> 00:28:07,936
Is that what you want?
569
00:28:11,981 --> 00:28:18,071
[choked up] What I want, Cherry,
is a fuckin' family! Fuck!
570
00:28:20,699 --> 00:28:22,200
[crying] That's what I want.
571
00:28:22,617 --> 00:28:23,868
I thought we both did.
572
00:28:24,953 --> 00:28:27,706
And ever since I met you,
I have been waiting!
573
00:28:28,081 --> 00:28:29,708
Waiting for you to finish your job.
574
00:28:30,041 --> 00:28:33,962
Waiting for you to finish your movie.
And then waiting for you to even...
575
00:28:34,087 --> 00:28:37,048
[groans]...to even be able to talk
about this shit again
576
00:28:37,132 --> 00:28:38,252
after you had a miscarriage.
577
00:28:38,842 --> 00:28:41,803
[takes a deep breath]
I don't think I wanna have a baby.
578
00:28:45,056 --> 00:28:46,599
[sighs, sniffles]
579
00:28:57,736 --> 00:28:59,154
Does it matter what I want?
580
00:29:04,159 --> 00:29:07,370
[sighs] I don't... I don't know.
581
00:29:07,829 --> 00:29:10,999
[sighs]
Then I don't know what I'm doing here.
582
00:29:11,750 --> 00:29:14,085
- No, Keith...
- All right, well, you don't know.
583
00:29:14,586 --> 00:29:17,756
- You said you don't fucking know.
- [crying] Keith, come on.
584
00:29:18,631 --> 00:29:21,551
- Keith, where are you goin'?
- Out. Gonna get a drink. [sniffles]
585
00:29:21,634 --> 00:29:23,904
- Somewhere I don't have to see your ass.
- [Cherry] Keith!
586
00:29:23,928 --> 00:29:27,307
[door opens, slams]
587
00:29:29,017 --> 00:29:32,187
- Manny! ¿Cómo estás?
- [Manny] You know how it is! [chuckles]
588
00:29:32,270 --> 00:29:34,147
You think about putting me
in the show yet?
589
00:29:34,230 --> 00:29:35,732
You need a sexy luchador?
590
00:29:35,815 --> 00:29:39,027
Maybe, but right now,
I need two cheeseburgers.
591
00:29:39,819 --> 00:29:42,739
Okay, mami. Go over there, relax,
and I'll bring it out, okay?
592
00:29:42,989 --> 00:29:44,949
- Thanks, mami. [kisses]
- Papi.
593
00:29:50,663 --> 00:29:52,332
- Sam saw my boobs.
- He did.
594
00:29:52,415 --> 00:29:53,458
Mm-hmm.
595
00:29:55,210 --> 00:29:56,961
At least they’re champagne tits.
596
00:29:59,255 --> 00:30:03,635
What? No, today I found out
that my boobs are too big
597
00:30:03,718 --> 00:30:09,974
and my ass is four times the size
of every showgirl in Las Vegas.
598
00:30:10,058 --> 00:30:12,101
- [Ruth] Debbie...
- No, don't... No!
599
00:30:12,185 --> 00:30:16,105
Don't make me feel better. It's not...
It's, "Debbie, your ass is not big."
600
00:30:16,189 --> 00:30:17,857
Your ass is big.
601
00:30:18,775 --> 00:30:21,569
It's big, and juicy, and sexy,
602
00:30:21,653 --> 00:30:24,572
and it's an honor
to have it in my face every night.
603
00:30:24,656 --> 00:30:28,159
- [laughs] Honor?
- You're not a ballerina, Debbie. You're...
604
00:30:28,701 --> 00:30:30,870
an actress, and a wrestler,
605
00:30:31,579 --> 00:30:33,081
and a businesswoman,
606
00:30:33,331 --> 00:30:37,210
and a hot fucking piece,
and you fucking know it.
607
00:30:38,294 --> 00:30:40,880
And why...
why do you have to beat yourself up
608
00:30:40,964 --> 00:30:45,468
because you're not six-foot-two
and 70 pounds?
609
00:30:45,552 --> 00:30:47,011
Because this...
610
00:30:47,887 --> 00:30:49,556
I don't know. Because...
611
00:30:50,557 --> 00:30:53,268
when I was, I don't know, 14, I...
612
00:30:53,351 --> 00:30:55,353
I got the idea that, okay,
613
00:30:55,436 --> 00:30:57,623
the only thing people
are ever gonna notice about me is my body,
614
00:30:57,647 --> 00:31:02,735
so I guess it better be fucking perfect,
and somehow it's never left me.
615
00:31:04,279 --> 00:31:07,115
Um, Deb, no offense,
but that's really stupid.
616
00:31:07,574 --> 00:31:10,368
Mm-hmm. I know. That's...
617
00:31:11,411 --> 00:31:13,204
I'm someone's mother, for fuck's sake.
618
00:31:13,288 --> 00:31:14,974
And mothers are allowed
to eat cheeseburgers.
619
00:31:14,998 --> 00:31:16,040
Yeah.
620
00:31:22,171 --> 00:31:23,339
[Debbie chuckles]
621
00:31:23,715 --> 00:31:24,716
Oh, my God.
622
00:31:24,924 --> 00:31:26,175
[Ruth chuckles]
623
00:31:26,718 --> 00:31:27,719
Starving.
624
00:31:28,386 --> 00:31:30,054
[both chuckling]
625
00:31:30,138 --> 00:31:31,139
Me too.
626
00:31:32,515 --> 00:31:35,143
How? You were at the buffet for hours.
627
00:31:36,269 --> 00:31:38,229
And I'll probably have ice cream
before bed.
628
00:31:38,313 --> 00:31:40,356
Oh, okay. Now you're just being a bitch.
629
00:31:40,440 --> 00:31:42,233
- [laughs]
- Hey, Manny?
630
00:31:42,984 --> 00:31:45,236
Hey, dos vanilla milkshakes.
631
00:31:45,320 --> 00:31:49,407
- Yeah, okay. Dos vanilla for the ladies.
- [man in kitchen replies in Spanish]
632
00:31:49,657 --> 00:31:50,992
Today in that dance class,
633
00:31:51,868 --> 00:31:55,288
I kept looking at them
and then looking at us,
634
00:31:55,371 --> 00:31:58,791
and it made me think of that scene
in Funny Girl...
635
00:31:59,375 --> 00:32:05,006
When... When Barbra puts the pillow
under her wedding dress
636
00:32:05,381 --> 00:32:08,801
to make it look like she's pregnant
and comes down the stairs...
637
00:32:08,885 --> 00:32:10,219
[both laughing]
638
00:32:11,179 --> 00:32:17,352
[imitating Barbra Streisand]
♪ I am the beautiful reflection ♪
639
00:32:18,019 --> 00:32:22,398
♪ Of my love's affection ♪
640
00:32:22,774 --> 00:32:27,111
[both] ♪ A walking illustration ♪
641
00:32:27,695 --> 00:32:28,988
♪ Of his ♪
642
00:32:29,489 --> 00:32:31,407
♪ Adoration ♪
643
00:32:31,491 --> 00:32:33,326
[both laughing]
644
00:32:33,910 --> 00:32:37,163
A pregnant showgirl. Can you imagine?
645
00:32:37,246 --> 00:32:39,999
Oh, they must take them out
to the desert and shoot them.
646
00:32:40,333 --> 00:32:42,001
[door handle rattles]
647
00:32:51,511 --> 00:32:52,511
[keys clatter]
648
00:32:55,640 --> 00:32:56,849
[grunts softly]
649
00:33:20,248 --> 00:33:21,249
[player clicks]
650
00:33:26,254 --> 00:33:27,254
[Mark on TV] Randy.
651
00:33:27,630 --> 00:33:30,675
Hey, Randy. Come here.
Come here, come say hi to Mom.
652
00:33:32,385 --> 00:33:33,594
[Randy coos]
653
00:33:36,014 --> 00:33:38,850
- [Mark] Whoa! Ooh! You okay?
- [sentimental piano music playing]
654
00:33:38,933 --> 00:33:39,934
[Mark] What is that?
655
00:33:40,143 --> 00:33:41,269
Is that a horse?
656
00:33:41,936 --> 00:33:43,021
Can you say "horse"?
657
00:33:43,730 --> 00:33:46,274
- [Randy] Horse!
- [clears throat] Mm.
658
00:33:49,944 --> 00:33:52,071
[Mark] Hey, Randy, can you wave to Mom?
659
00:33:52,780 --> 00:33:53,781
Wave to Mom.
660
00:33:55,199 --> 00:33:57,160
There you go! [chuckles]
661
00:33:57,285 --> 00:33:58,911
Can you say "Hi, Mommy"?
662
00:33:59,579 --> 00:34:00,580
[Randy] Hi!
663
00:34:02,373 --> 00:34:03,583
Mama!
664
00:34:04,542 --> 00:34:05,542
[clears throat]
665
00:34:05,877 --> 00:34:08,129
[Randy laughing]
666
00:34:08,296 --> 00:34:09,296
Hmm.
667
00:34:09,338 --> 00:34:11,466
[Randy babbling]
668
00:34:11,591 --> 00:34:13,593
["Disorder" by Joy Division playing]
669
00:34:29,442 --> 00:34:31,444
[chokes]
670
00:34:34,405 --> 00:34:36,407
[retches]
671
00:34:36,491 --> 00:34:38,868
[spitting and coughing]
672
00:34:38,951 --> 00:34:42,205
♪ I've been waiting for a guide to come
And take me by the hand ♪
673
00:34:42,288 --> 00:34:44,207
[spitting and coughing continues]
674
00:34:44,290 --> 00:34:45,374
♪ Could these sensations ♪
675
00:34:45,458 --> 00:34:47,102
- ♪ Make me feel the pleasures ♪
- [toilet flushes]
676
00:34:47,126 --> 00:34:48,126
♪ Of a normal man? ♪
677
00:34:50,254 --> 00:34:53,883
♪ Lose sensation, spare the insults
Leave them for another day ♪
678
00:34:55,760 --> 00:34:59,347
♪ I've got the spirit, lose the feeling
Take the shock away ♪
679
00:35:35,216 --> 00:35:38,719
♪ It's getting faster, moving faster
Now it's getting out of hand ♪
680
00:35:40,596 --> 00:35:44,642
♪ On the tenth floor, down the back stairs
It's a no-man's-land ♪
681
00:35:46,185 --> 00:35:50,106
♪ Lights are flashing, cars are crashing
Getting frequent now ♪
682
00:35:51,774 --> 00:35:55,486
♪ I've got the spirit, lose the feeling
Let it out somehow ♪