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[door opens, closes]
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Hey.
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- ["Gypsy" playing]
- [elevator bell dings]
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♪ So, I'm back ♪
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♪ To the Velvet Underground ♪
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♪ Back to the floor ♪
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♪ That I love ♪
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♪ And it all comes down to you ♪
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♪ Well, you know that it does, well ♪
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♪ Lightning strikes ♪
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♪ Maybe once ♪
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♪ Maybe twice ♪
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♪ Oh, and it lights up the night ♪
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♪ And you see your gypsy ♪
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♪ You see your gypsy ♪
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- [indistinct chatter]
- [breathes deeply] God!
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We could've been doing this
every weekend.
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It's so peaceful.
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You know what else is peaceful?
The spa at the Sands.
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Debbie, [chuckles] look around
and take in the natural beauty.
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This is our country.
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This is all ours!
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"The mountains are calling,
and I must go."
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What the fuck do you know
about the mountains?
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You're from the prairie.
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- We went camping all the time growing up.
- [Melrose] She keeps talking and talking.
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Then she's like, "Melanie, you know,
I'm not gonna be here forever, you know.
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I don't know how many Passovers
I have left to host,
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now that your grandmother isn't here."
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My mom has, like,
a black belt in guilt jujitsu.
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You know what I mean?
She's like, "I'm gonna die!
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Your grandmother's already dead!
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Next year might be too late for all of us!
You gotta fly in for Seder
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- to meet Rebecca's fiancé!"
- Can you stop?
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Stop what? Talking about myself?
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No, I can't. You know that.
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Jenny, lighten up.
Let me help you carry something.
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I don't need your help.
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- [panting]
- [sighs] Okay.
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[upbeat acoustic guitar music playing]
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[indistinct chatter]
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[sighs]
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So, did you tell Keith
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that you're stayin'
in Vegas for the rest of the year?
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Nope, not yet.
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Shit. [chuckles] You really know
how to help people
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- take their mind off things.
- [chuckles]
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It's part of my charm.
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All right, so, um,
who's gonna be the bad guy here?
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'Cause, um, Tammé, she can't grin
and bear it for another nine months.
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So, we benched her.
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Till when?
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[scoffs] All right. Guess I'm the bad guy.
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Got it.
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- [tent pole clatters]
- [Dawn yelps]
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Uh... is there another corkscrew?
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Guys, the wine's for later.
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If you drink now,
you'll be dehydrated for the hike.
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What hike?
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Well, there is a...
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moderate sports course that's six miles...
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[Stacey] No way.
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- No, no.
- [all clamor]
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...to a beautiful vista.
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- The guidebook says it's a don't-miss.
- [chuckles]
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My heart says it's a definite miss.
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If you don't want to hike,
you can hang back and start dinner.
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- Great.
- Or make a fire.
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This is not a dictatorship.
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Unless you're gonna start tellin' us
what to do now.
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Uh, I'll just stay and make a fire.
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[Carmen] Rhonda.
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- I'll go get firewood with you.
- [Rhonda] Okay.
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Cher. No?
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Nobody? I... That...
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I... saw that.
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And then there were four.
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- Are you gonna hike?
- Yeah. I... I need the exercise.
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And, yeah, you know,
one last hurrah before I pack it in.
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Pack what in?
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Um, I can't do a whole year in Vegas,
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so I'm gonna go home to Randy
and collect my checks.
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Bash wants this show to himself,
he can have it.
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- [Sheila panting]
- You're competitive. I like it.
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Always have been.
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You ever play any sports?
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No. I did Outward Bound when I was a kid,
for my anger issues.
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- Did it help you?
- Not really.
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[laughs]
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Water. You gotta stay hydrated
in 90-degree heat.
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Oh, don't worry about me. I can keep up.
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Cool. Let's push it.
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I'd like to get to the top
while it's still light out.
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Let's pick up the pace!
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[Sheila scoffs]
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[Ruth] So...
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that's it? You're... done?
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Oh, Ruth, I'm not gonna commute
for an entire year of Randy's life.
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He's not gonna know who I am.
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Come on, you've been doin' so great.
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You're like a superhero,
flyin' back and forth.
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You know I missed him walking?
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Hm. I'm missing everything.
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So, do fewer shows.
I can cover Liberty Bell, and... and...
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[chuckles]
...Sheila can do Zoya on your off nights...
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No, it was a crazy plan to begin with,
and Mark went with it
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because... he owes me
for the rest of his natural life.
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But, uh, you know, he's not gonna roll
with this schedule for a full year.
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And, you know, I don't wanna ask him,
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because I need some goodwill on reserve
for... ten years down the line
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when I get a movie in Japan and...
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I don't know,
I want to put Randy in school there.
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Oh, my God! I just hate all of them.
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You hate the Japanese?
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Men.
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I, uh, hate men. Mark, Bash...
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Even when I'm fucking
the cute young ones, I just...
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I like to take my hand
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and just, pfft, crunch their face
into the pillow,
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just hard,
because they are just so...
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[exhales]
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...free.
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They make the choices.
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They dictate the terms,
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and I just hate asking them for anything.
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What's going... What are you doing?
Are you tryin' to find a place to pee?
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No, I need a walking stick.
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Well, we're in the desert, not the woods.
You're not gonna find a stick.
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- Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-oh! [exclaims]
- [both chuckle]
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You don't find a walking stick.
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- It finds you.
- Mm.
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[takes a deep breath, clicks tongue]
Where are, uh, Reggie and Sheila?
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- Where are we?
- [eagle screeches]
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[Debbie] Um... [clicks tongue]
Let me see the map for one second.
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[Ruth] Oh, they have the map.
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What? Trail leader gets the map.
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I... I'm sure if we keep going,
we'll bump into them. And if not,
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we'll let the stars guide us.
[breathes deeply]
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You've never been camping, have you?
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We spent summers at Lake Okoboji.
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There were cabins.
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- [Melrose] Oh, God.
- [footsteps approaching]
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[Melrose panting and grunting]
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Oh, fuck.
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[groans] Oh, fuck me. [sighs]
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Don't tell Cherry I'm this out of shape.
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Oh, God.
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Okay...
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Okay, you know I hate
when people are mad at me,
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so can you just spit it out?
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I have nothing to say to you.
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Well, clearly you do.
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So, can you at least ignore me out loud
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instead of pretending you're having
an existential epiphany
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two minutes after we get
to the fuckin' desert?
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[Jenny sighs]
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[sighs]
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Every night,
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I put on a kimono
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to jump out of a fortune cookie
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at an Asian-themed hotel,
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surrounded by white geishas serving
mai tais.
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- [sighs]
- And?
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And...
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What do you mean, "And?"
It's like I'm living in a nightmare.
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It sucks.
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Sorry, what does this have to do with me?
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[in exaggerated accent]
"Soy sauce in your eye!
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- Chopstick in your nose!"
- Oh, come on!
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I wasn't doing an impression of you.
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I was doing you doing a racist character.
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But you're white.
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Don't look at me like that!
We're best friends.
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I'm not,
like, some fucking random white girl.
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Wow, you really do not understand.
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No, Jenny, I don't.
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I did a gag one time at a wrestling show.
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I mean, no one even fucking noticed.
Jesus Christ.
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If you're gonna sit up here
pretending to be like Buddha
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on the mountain,
[inhales] you gotta relax. Okay?
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We're on vacation.
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Can't we just, like,
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drink a fuckton of wine
and forget about it?
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[sighs]
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Don't follow me this time.
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Tammé!
You shouldn't be crouching over like that.
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Here...
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- [grunts]
- Oh! Okay.
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[groans] Shouldn't be sleeping
on the ground neither,
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but sounded too fun to pass up.
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All right, so here's the deal.
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Debbie's too chickenshit, so I'll say it.
We can't let you wrestle.
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Not now, but give me a few weeks.
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- It's an injury. It'll heal.
- [Cherry] And then what?
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You get back in the ring,
do another 400 bumps?
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You do the math on how many times
your back hits the mat in nine months.
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So, I'll do front bumps.
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Or play a Biddie.
That was a piece of cake.
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All right, may-maybe
if you go to the doctor, get a... X-ray
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- or a note.
- I don't do doctors. [sighs]
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- [sighs]
- [Tammé] Look, I got a late start
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as an actor.
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I put Ernest first for a long time.
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But for the first time in 20 years,
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I get to perform every single night.
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So what, my back hurts.
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That's nothing. That's physical.
Don't take this away from me.
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There's other ways you can be a performer.
Hell, we're in Vegas.
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Oh, go try comedy.
You love making people laugh.
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Sure.
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Lots of clubs are looking for black women
with no experience in their 40s.
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Better than being a black woman
in her 40s who can't walk.
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[sighs]
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You want to attend Ernest's wedding
in a wheelchair?
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Sure, as long as I'm there.
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[chuckles] Ooh, you's a stubborn one.
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Carmen! Carmen gon' tell you
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- how crazy you sound.
- [sighs]
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[Cherry] You know a lot of wrestlers,
right?
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[chuckles] Yeah.
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And how many of them end up crippled
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from permanent nerve damage?
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[sighs]A lot of them.
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But they've been doing this for so long,
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and they don't go to doctors,
and they just take painkillers.
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So a wrestler gets an injury,
and y'all just kick him to the curb?
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- No.
- [sighs]
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Uh, some of them go on
and do other things like announcing.
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Ha! Good luck with prying that microphone
out of Bash's cold, dead hands.
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Or managing.
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What? Like, do the books?
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No, like, um, Captain Lou Albano.
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- Who?
- Bobby "The Brain" Heenan?
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Heck, you guys,
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Cyndi Lauper managed Wendi Richter
at WrestleMania I,
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and the crowd ate it up.
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So, it's like a gimmick?
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Managers are like wrestlers
without the actual wrestling.
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They just pace around the ring
and cause trouble
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and have huge personalities,
like, um, Don King in boxing.
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I could do Don King.
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[lighter clicks]
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God, it feels good
to get out of the hotel.
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[exhales]
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00:12:21,991 --> 00:12:23,075
I know.
246
00:12:23,492 --> 00:12:26,579
I started hearing the sound
of slot machines in my dreams.
247
00:12:27,079 --> 00:12:30,833
I just want 24 hours where
I don't have to pretend to be straight,
248
00:12:32,168 --> 00:12:34,253
flirt with Mormon dealers.
249
00:12:35,588 --> 00:12:37,428
- [grunts in disgust]
- Are you doing all that?
250
00:12:38,215 --> 00:12:40,760
Someone has to keep us safe.
[exhales]
251
00:12:42,720 --> 00:12:44,513
I think the hotel's safe.
252
00:12:45,473 --> 00:12:47,266
There's lots of security.
253
00:12:47,516 --> 00:12:48,768
[women laughing]
254
00:12:49,101 --> 00:12:50,102
Why smoke a joint
255
00:12:50,186 --> 00:12:52,354
- when you can smoke a whole bong?
- Hey!
256
00:12:52,438 --> 00:12:54,148
Whoa, party's here!
257
00:12:54,231 --> 00:12:56,108
Yeah. Oh, you don't know
any two-player games?
258
00:12:56,192 --> 00:12:57,026
[both laugh]
259
00:12:57,109 --> 00:12:58,194
[Stacey] Solitaire!
260
00:12:58,277 --> 00:13:02,072
[laughs] All right, I'm gonna cover
your metaphorical sadness with snacks.
261
00:13:02,323 --> 00:13:04,283
[Stacey and Yolanda laugh]
262
00:13:04,492 --> 00:13:06,327
Oh, I should pass this to you.
263
00:13:06,410 --> 00:13:08,037
- [giggles] Here.
- [Arthie] Uh...
264
00:13:08,120 --> 00:13:09,121
Okay.
265
00:13:09,955 --> 00:13:12,792
There's a cover on the back.
You just put your finger over it,
266
00:13:12,875 --> 00:13:16,170
lift it, smoke, lungs, boom!
267
00:13:16,253 --> 00:13:17,731
- [group laughs]
- [Arthie] Okay, okay.
268
00:13:17,755 --> 00:13:19,215
- Um...
- [Dawn laughs]
269
00:13:19,465 --> 00:13:21,467
- [Stacey chuckling]
- [bong bubbling]
270
00:13:23,677 --> 00:13:25,429
- See? She got it.
- [Stacey] Yay!
271
00:13:26,972 --> 00:13:27,807
[exhales and coughs]
272
00:13:27,890 --> 00:13:30,184
- Yay!
- There you go, baby girl!
273
00:13:31,310 --> 00:13:34,855
[as Ethel Rosenblatt] This reefer
is really helping with my gout.
274
00:13:34,939 --> 00:13:37,274
[both laughing hysterically]
275
00:13:37,358 --> 00:13:40,528
I like how your version of Ethel
isn't even trying to be funny.
276
00:13:40,611 --> 00:13:42,571
No, don't encourage her.
277
00:13:42,655 --> 00:13:43,989
She's been doing bits all week.
278
00:13:44,073 --> 00:13:47,409
Do you know how freeing it was
to play a character
279
00:13:47,493 --> 00:13:51,789
and not have to worry
about racial geopolitics?
280
00:13:51,872 --> 00:13:54,166
Oh, God, you're nuts.
I loved being Beirut.
281
00:13:54,250 --> 00:13:57,044
It was like getting to be
a Bond supervillain.
282
00:13:57,127 --> 00:14:00,172
And I didn't have to share the ring
with Edna-scenery-chewer over here.
283
00:14:00,256 --> 00:14:02,591
- [snickers] No offense.
- Hm.
284
00:14:02,883 --> 00:14:04,260
[Arthie and Stacey chuckle]
285
00:14:05,302 --> 00:14:07,555
We should switch, permanently.
286
00:14:08,389 --> 00:14:10,182
Yes. Wait, can we?
287
00:14:11,183 --> 00:14:13,227
- Who cares? I'm in.
- Done!
288
00:14:13,310 --> 00:14:14,310
Awesome!
289
00:14:14,687 --> 00:14:15,938
Are you ditching me?
290
00:14:16,689 --> 00:14:19,650
No. Well, unless you wanna be
a Biddie too.
291
00:14:19,984 --> 00:14:22,653
Oh, then you and Arthie
could be like old lezzies together.
292
00:14:22,736 --> 00:14:24,947
You know,
that would make more sense, actually.
293
00:14:25,030 --> 00:14:27,032
[laughs]
Wait, make more sense than...
294
00:14:27,116 --> 00:14:28,260
- than what?
- [bong bubbling]
295
00:14:28,284 --> 00:14:32,538
Well, than, like,
you and me wrestling together.
296
00:14:34,456 --> 00:14:37,960
Going forward, it would probably
be more comfortable with, you know,
297
00:14:39,545 --> 00:14:40,880
our usual partners.
298
00:14:42,923 --> 00:14:45,009
Oh, what she's trying to say is that,
you know,
299
00:14:45,092 --> 00:14:47,094
there's a lot of moves
where one person's crotch
300
00:14:47,177 --> 00:14:48,971
is in another person's face.
301
00:14:51,265 --> 00:14:52,850
I'll stick with Junkchain.
302
00:14:53,642 --> 00:14:54,643
Thank you.
303
00:14:56,520 --> 00:14:59,773
[panting] Come on, Sheila. You can do it.
304
00:15:01,233 --> 00:15:02,233
Push through!
305
00:15:05,029 --> 00:15:07,239
[panting, sniffles]
306
00:15:08,657 --> 00:15:09,657
[grunting]
307
00:15:15,998 --> 00:15:17,041
[coughs]
308
00:15:23,964 --> 00:15:26,592
[breathing heavily]
309
00:15:32,973 --> 00:15:34,975
[mystical electronic music playing]
310
00:16:13,597 --> 00:16:16,642
Sheila! Come see this.
What are you doing down there?
311
00:16:23,440 --> 00:16:24,608
Oh, my God. Sheila!
312
00:16:27,027 --> 00:16:28,862
[sighs] You're smothering it.
313
00:16:28,946 --> 00:16:31,657
- You told me to put in more wood.
- Is dinner ready yet?
314
00:16:32,032 --> 00:16:35,119
- We're still working on the fire.
- Well, some of us are starving.
315
00:16:35,661 --> 00:16:37,955
[loudly] 'Cause we smoked a lot of weed.
316
00:16:41,500 --> 00:16:43,168
Hey. You need any help?
317
00:16:48,257 --> 00:16:51,301
Rice, beans, hot dog buns...
318
00:16:51,635 --> 00:16:54,054
- Who planned this fucking menu, huh?
- I did.
319
00:16:56,181 --> 00:16:57,808
Who doesn't love a Mexican cookout?
320
00:16:58,308 --> 00:16:59,309
You wanna cook?
321
00:17:00,561 --> 00:17:01,562
Be my guest.
322
00:17:07,192 --> 00:17:09,319
Well,
what am I even gonna cook anything in?
323
00:17:09,653 --> 00:17:11,280
[Tammé laughs]
324
00:17:11,405 --> 00:17:13,699
None of you geniuses thought to bring
a fucking pot?
325
00:17:14,658 --> 00:17:16,076
I brought fucking pot.
326
00:17:16,160 --> 00:17:18,370
[all laugh]
327
00:17:20,622 --> 00:17:23,083
Oh, I think I found a trail marker!
328
00:17:23,751 --> 00:17:25,502
- You said that last time.
- No.
329
00:17:26,211 --> 00:17:29,840
This is definitely more
than a random piling of rocks.
330
00:17:29,923 --> 00:17:31,050
- Okay.
- Let's go this way.
331
00:17:35,888 --> 00:17:37,264
Oh, my God. [sighs]
332
00:17:38,057 --> 00:17:40,517
Let's... try the other direction.
333
00:17:41,310 --> 00:17:42,310
Don't worry.
334
00:17:42,519 --> 00:17:45,105
As long as we make it back
before it gets dark, we'll be fine.
335
00:17:45,898 --> 00:17:48,067
What happened to
"the stars will guide us"?
336
00:17:53,739 --> 00:17:55,866
Nothing here. I checked all three cars.
337
00:17:58,619 --> 00:17:59,912
You gonna stab me?
338
00:18:00,245 --> 00:18:02,498
We need a pot. How about four?
339
00:18:02,581 --> 00:18:05,459
What's round, metal,
and easily detachable?
340
00:18:05,584 --> 00:18:06,584
[Carmen scoffs]
341
00:18:06,919 --> 00:18:09,588
- Have you ever cooked anything before?
- [Melrose] No.
342
00:18:09,838 --> 00:18:13,801
Fueled by guilt, powerful motivator.
[grunts]
343
00:18:14,259 --> 00:18:17,721
[laughs]
I'm fucking good. I'm good. I'm good.
344
00:18:19,431 --> 00:18:20,766
Everybody!
345
00:18:21,308 --> 00:18:23,268
Dinner is served!
346
00:18:23,352 --> 00:18:24,603
[all cheering]
347
00:18:24,686 --> 00:18:26,897
Kind of. It's more of an amuse-bouche.
Look at it.
348
00:18:26,980 --> 00:18:28,440
[group laughs]
349
00:18:29,149 --> 00:18:30,692
[Melrose] And you guys, um...
350
00:18:31,568 --> 00:18:36,031
I was also thinking that, um,
since we're all together,
351
00:18:36,365 --> 00:18:38,909
right, and we're in the actual desert
352
00:18:39,243 --> 00:18:41,787
and I've already disappointed
enough people today...
353
00:18:43,539 --> 00:18:45,415
maybe we could do a Passover Seder.
354
00:18:45,707 --> 00:18:47,501
- A what?
- [Melrose] A Seder.
355
00:18:47,751 --> 00:18:50,087
- A what?
- Oh, it's like a Jewish dinner
356
00:18:50,170 --> 00:18:51,213
for friends and family.
357
00:18:51,296 --> 00:18:54,007
- Oh, a Seder?
- You don't know what a Seder is.
358
00:18:54,466 --> 00:18:57,886
It's a dinner for family and friends,
Jewish-style.
359
00:18:57,970 --> 00:19:00,305
[all laugh]
360
00:19:03,934 --> 00:19:04,934
De-ver.
361
00:19:05,144 --> 00:19:06,687
[all] De-ver.
362
00:19:06,895 --> 00:19:07,895
She-heen.
363
00:19:07,938 --> 00:19:09,273
[all] She-heen.
364
00:19:09,356 --> 00:19:10,440
[Melrose] Ba-rad.
365
00:19:10,524 --> 00:19:11,817
[all] Ba-rad.
366
00:19:12,025 --> 00:19:13,026
[Melrose] Ar-beh.
367
00:19:13,110 --> 00:19:14,110
[all] Ar-beh.
368
00:19:14,153 --> 00:19:15,654
That one means "locusts."
369
00:19:15,988 --> 00:19:18,740
- Oh.
- Okay, next one. Cho-shech.
370
00:19:18,824 --> 00:19:20,450
[all] Cho-shech.
371
00:19:20,784 --> 00:19:25,581
Medium. And then the last one is
ma-kat bechorot.
372
00:19:25,664 --> 00:19:27,583
[all] Ma-kat bechorot.
373
00:19:27,666 --> 00:19:30,335
Good! And that's for the slaying
of the firstborn.
374
00:19:30,711 --> 00:19:31,962
No, not my baby Ernest.
375
00:19:32,045 --> 00:19:33,589
[group laughs]
376
00:19:34,089 --> 00:19:38,010
So, what's crazy is that after the whole
slaying of the firstborn thing,
377
00:19:38,093 --> 00:19:40,345
the Pharaoh actually let the Jews go.
378
00:19:40,429 --> 00:19:42,890
But they had to leave so quickly
that the dough on their backs
379
00:19:42,973 --> 00:19:45,893
didn't have time to rise,
and that's why we have matzo.
380
00:19:46,435 --> 00:19:47,435
Graham crackers?
381
00:19:47,811 --> 00:19:50,522
- Thank you, my assistant, Dawn. Okay...
- [laughter]
382
00:19:50,939 --> 00:19:51,940
[Melrose clears throat]
383
00:19:52,024 --> 00:19:55,360
Oh, and then the Pharaoh changed his mind
because he's a power-hungry dictator
384
00:19:55,444 --> 00:19:57,362
terrified of losing his slaves.
385
00:19:57,446 --> 00:19:58,906
Oh, that sounds familiar.
386
00:19:59,198 --> 00:20:01,700
[both laugh]
387
00:20:01,783 --> 00:20:02,868
Guys, guys.
388
00:20:03,744 --> 00:20:05,287
Well, I don't get it. [chuckles]
389
00:20:05,537 --> 00:20:08,040
I think they're comparing Bash
to the Pharaoh.
390
00:20:08,248 --> 00:20:10,834
[Tammé giggling]
391
00:20:11,543 --> 00:20:12,753
He's not a dictator.
392
00:20:12,836 --> 00:20:15,047
- He's providing everyone jobs.
- [Yolanda] Yeah, yeah.
393
00:20:15,297 --> 00:20:16,840
In a slave labor kind of way.
394
00:20:17,424 --> 00:20:18,717
[group laughs]
395
00:20:20,928 --> 00:20:24,723
Okay, I don't know about any of you guys,
but last year, I was sleeping in my car.
396
00:20:25,474 --> 00:20:28,352
And if it wasn't for Bash
and his idea for a wrestling show,
397
00:20:28,435 --> 00:20:30,646
then none of us
would even be sitting here today.
398
00:20:31,772 --> 00:20:34,652
And I didn't hear any of you complaining
when you got your last paycheck.
399
00:20:34,983 --> 00:20:36,151
Or the one before that.
400
00:20:37,110 --> 00:20:38,654
All right, Cleopatra.
401
00:20:39,529 --> 00:20:40,822
Stand by your man.
402
00:20:41,156 --> 00:20:42,491
[group laughs]
403
00:20:42,908 --> 00:20:44,326
Wait, you guys get paid?
404
00:20:44,451 --> 00:20:45,661
- [group laughs]
- Come on!
405
00:20:49,122 --> 00:20:50,207
Well, Ruth,
406
00:20:50,666 --> 00:20:52,793
you are finally going to get your wish.
407
00:20:53,669 --> 00:20:55,087
We're gonna die together.
408
00:20:56,004 --> 00:20:57,047
[sighs]
409
00:21:01,927 --> 00:21:04,471
"Debbie Eagan, 32,
410
00:21:04,554 --> 00:21:07,891
found dead near a cluster of rocks.
411
00:21:08,100 --> 00:21:09,226
[inhales deeply]
412
00:21:09,434 --> 00:21:11,937
[exhales] She was best known
for playing Laura Morgan
413
00:21:12,020 --> 00:21:13,188
on Paradise Cove,
414
00:21:13,272 --> 00:21:17,526
but you may also remember her as the woman
who was bitchy to Linda Evans
415
00:21:17,609 --> 00:21:19,695
- in a jewelry store on Dynasty.
- [chuckles softly]
416
00:21:20,654 --> 00:21:22,406
In an attempt to restart her career,
417
00:21:22,489 --> 00:21:27,035
she played a wrestler
on the short-lived TV show GLOW,
418
00:21:27,577 --> 00:21:30,706
which ultimately flamed out
on the Vegas stage.
419
00:21:31,206 --> 00:21:35,043
A fledgling producer
who never had a project of her own.
420
00:21:36,628 --> 00:21:38,422
She is survived by...
421
00:21:39,089 --> 00:21:40,089
um...
422
00:21:41,466 --> 00:21:42,634
her mother,
423
00:21:43,885 --> 00:21:45,012
uh...
424
00:21:45,095 --> 00:21:48,307
her son, Randy, her ex-husband, Mark,
um...
425
00:21:48,557 --> 00:21:50,767
his secretary, Susan,
426
00:21:51,727 --> 00:21:54,646
and many adoring valets."
427
00:21:57,107 --> 00:21:59,735
If we died right now,
my obituary would be:
428
00:21:59,860 --> 00:22:03,071
"Soap Star and Unidentified Woman
Dead
429
00:22:03,155 --> 00:22:04,740
- in National Park."
- [chuckles]
430
00:22:05,032 --> 00:22:08,744
No. Well, at least Russell
would throw you a great funeral.
431
00:22:08,952 --> 00:22:10,329
He'd cut together a...
432
00:22:10,954 --> 00:22:15,125
- well-edited, adorable tribute montage...
- Sam told me he's in love with me.
433
00:22:18,920 --> 00:22:22,132
Okay, you're gonna have to tell me
how you feel about that,
434
00:22:22,215 --> 00:22:24,301
'cause I can't see your face in the dark.
435
00:22:25,052 --> 00:22:27,054
I don't know.
436
00:22:28,096 --> 00:22:29,096
Okay.
437
00:22:30,057 --> 00:22:31,516
Here are some choices.
438
00:22:31,850 --> 00:22:33,185
A: Happy.
439
00:22:33,268 --> 00:22:35,062
B: Scared.
440
00:22:35,395 --> 00:22:36,897
C: Excited.
441
00:22:37,230 --> 00:22:39,983
D: Repulsed.
442
00:22:41,318 --> 00:22:43,987
B. And...
443
00:22:45,155 --> 00:22:46,239
C.
444
00:22:48,867 --> 00:22:50,702
Okay, well,
what are you gonna do about it?
445
00:22:50,786 --> 00:22:52,079
I don't know. [chuckles]
446
00:22:52,996 --> 00:22:54,790
I thought I wanted a job.
447
00:22:54,873 --> 00:22:56,124
And a boyfriend.
448
00:22:56,917 --> 00:23:00,504
Now I have a job till the end of the year
and a boyfriend,
449
00:23:00,587 --> 00:23:03,423
and somehow I still feel lost.
450
00:23:04,716 --> 00:23:07,219
Well, maybe you feel lost
because you're holding yourself back
451
00:23:07,302 --> 00:23:09,054
from something that you want.
452
00:23:10,680 --> 00:23:13,809
[laughs] So, what,
I'm supposed to go back to the hotel,
453
00:23:13,934 --> 00:23:16,019
tell Sam I love him, and then what? We...
454
00:23:16,645 --> 00:23:18,230
ride off into the sunset?
455
00:23:18,313 --> 00:23:20,607
Jesus. You love him?
456
00:23:21,566 --> 00:23:22,567
- What?
- I...
457
00:23:22,651 --> 00:23:23,651
[laughs]
458
00:23:24,277 --> 00:23:26,738
Then, yeah, that's what you should do.
[chuckles]
459
00:23:28,573 --> 00:23:32,202
I mean, what the hell do I know?
I don't even know how to be a producer,
460
00:23:32,285 --> 00:23:35,705
which is technically my job title
that I fought for
461
00:23:35,789 --> 00:23:39,501
that Bash has basically
just rendered meaningless. So...
462
00:23:40,127 --> 00:23:42,879
At least if I go home to Randy,
he'll... he'll need me.
463
00:23:44,089 --> 00:23:45,090
[sighs]
464
00:23:45,966 --> 00:23:46,966
You know, I...
465
00:23:47,759 --> 00:23:51,638
I think I avoid talking about Randy.
Uh...
466
00:23:52,764 --> 00:23:56,059
It's this whole part of your life
I never wanna touch, because...
467
00:23:56,226 --> 00:23:57,226
And...
468
00:23:57,602 --> 00:23:59,563
that's fine, but...
469
00:24:00,772 --> 00:24:02,441
why don't you bring him to Vegas?
470
00:24:03,483 --> 00:24:06,194
You wanna work,
you wanna be with your kid. I...
471
00:24:06,278 --> 00:24:09,072
I don't know how to solve
any of the other problems, but...
472
00:24:09,406 --> 00:24:10,657
that's a start.
473
00:24:11,450 --> 00:24:14,786
Right, 'cause...
it's such a great place for children.
474
00:24:14,870 --> 00:24:15,870
[both chuckle]
475
00:24:16,163 --> 00:24:17,956
He would probably like
the flashing lights.
476
00:24:18,039 --> 00:24:20,208
- [laughs]
- And the noise.
477
00:24:20,292 --> 00:24:22,169
- [exhales]
- There's a pool.
478
00:24:22,836 --> 00:24:26,506
- And Jell-O at the buffet.
- [both laugh]
479
00:24:26,590 --> 00:24:27,590
[twigs snapping]
480
00:24:28,425 --> 00:24:31,595
- Oh, my God! Is that a mountain lion?
- Are there mountain lions in the desert?
481
00:24:31,678 --> 00:24:35,140
[panting] Guys, Sheila's really loopy
and dehydrated.
482
00:24:35,223 --> 00:24:36,099
[mutters]
483
00:24:36,183 --> 00:24:38,685
- We gotta get her back to camp.
- Do you know how to get back?
484
00:24:38,768 --> 00:24:40,648
Um, yeah, I've been following
the rock clusters.
485
00:24:41,563 --> 00:24:45,817
- Come on.
- [Ruth sighs, giggles excitedly]
486
00:24:45,942 --> 00:24:49,154
And the wise child's always asking
questions about the laws of Passover,
487
00:24:49,237 --> 00:24:50,405
like, "What are they?"
488
00:24:50,739 --> 00:24:52,240
Doesn't sound that wise to me.
489
00:24:52,324 --> 00:24:54,409
- [group laughs]
- No, thank you. Exactly.
490
00:24:54,493 --> 00:24:57,662
Which is why I myself always identify more
with the wicked child.
491
00:24:57,787 --> 00:24:58,787
[Tammé] Uh-huh.
Uh-huh.
492
00:24:58,830 --> 00:25:01,166
Who's always setting themself apart
from the group
493
00:25:01,249 --> 00:25:04,586
by asking questions like,
"Why do we even do this holiday?"
494
00:25:04,669 --> 00:25:06,772
- [group laughs]
- [Melrose] My family thought it was funny
495
00:25:06,796 --> 00:25:09,257
to make me the wicked child
every single year.
496
00:25:09,341 --> 00:25:12,010
- "Melanie's such a bad Jew. She's wicked.
- [group laughs]
497
00:25:12,093 --> 00:25:13,803
Now, her sister, incredible Jew,
498
00:25:13,887 --> 00:25:17,140
wears a Jew-of-the-Year sash.
Her husband works in finance..."
499
00:25:17,224 --> 00:25:19,226
- Where you goin'?
- [Jenny] I'm tired.
500
00:25:20,227 --> 00:25:22,479
- I'm going to bed.
- [Melrose] It's almost over.
501
00:25:23,063 --> 00:25:25,315
You're just talking about yourself
502
00:25:25,398 --> 00:25:27,318
and pretending like it relates
to everybody else.
503
00:25:28,026 --> 00:25:30,612
No, I'm not. It's a parable.
504
00:25:31,571 --> 00:25:32,571
Oh, yeah?
505
00:25:33,240 --> 00:25:35,158
- About what?
- [Melrose] About...
506
00:25:35,909 --> 00:25:36,909
freedom.
507
00:25:38,328 --> 00:25:40,789
[Arthie] It's about
the immigrant experience, right?
508
00:25:41,373 --> 00:25:43,917
How the first generation
wanders the desert,
509
00:25:44,376 --> 00:25:47,254
and then the promised land
is for their children.
510
00:25:47,712 --> 00:25:49,422
Arthie, are you secretly a Jew?
511
00:25:49,506 --> 00:25:50,840
You holding out on me?
512
00:25:50,924 --> 00:25:54,344
- [group chuckles]
- I'll stop talking about myself.
513
00:25:55,387 --> 00:25:56,387
You're right.
514
00:25:57,055 --> 00:25:58,682
Passover is not about me.
515
00:26:02,686 --> 00:26:06,523
No, it's about a bunch of Jewish slaves
from, like, a bajillion years ago.
516
00:26:07,399 --> 00:26:10,277
Well, I mean, trauma
and mass oppression are still a...
517
00:26:10,360 --> 00:26:12,362
pretty recent story for my people.
518
00:26:12,862 --> 00:26:15,115
Ever hear of a little thing
called the Holocaust?
519
00:26:16,116 --> 00:26:17,116
[Cherry] Okay.
520
00:26:17,826 --> 00:26:19,911
Let's just... Let's just call it a night.
521
00:26:19,995 --> 00:26:21,875
[Melrose] What?
You'd rather I just joke around?
522
00:26:22,914 --> 00:26:23,915
Just jokes, huh?
523
00:26:24,291 --> 00:26:26,876
Not really get into the trauma
524
00:26:26,960 --> 00:26:29,254
that's behind all the shit
we don't want to talk about?
525
00:26:30,755 --> 00:26:31,798
[choked up] How...
526
00:26:32,549 --> 00:26:36,761
my Aunt Pestel and her eight children
527
00:26:36,845 --> 00:26:38,179
died in Treblinka?
528
00:26:38,805 --> 00:26:41,182
Or how my dad,
529
00:26:42,058 --> 00:26:43,143
my dad,
530
00:26:43,852 --> 00:26:47,397
won't live in a house without a basement
or an attic in case we have to hide again?
531
00:26:53,278 --> 00:26:54,613
[Jenny] We hid on a boat.
532
00:26:58,116 --> 00:27:00,452
We were pretty lucky.
533
00:27:00,535 --> 00:27:02,912
My dad, he, uh...
534
00:27:03,830 --> 00:27:05,665
he knew somebody at the embassy.
535
00:27:06,374 --> 00:27:07,374
So...
536
00:27:09,753 --> 00:27:14,591
we got one of the last flights out
on a US military plane that had just...
537
00:27:15,216 --> 00:27:16,885
dropped off all this rice.
538
00:27:18,219 --> 00:27:20,221
My dad's brother was with us.
539
00:27:23,600 --> 00:27:24,601
But... [sighs]
540
00:27:31,608 --> 00:27:33,443
everyone else we knew died.
541
00:27:40,075 --> 00:27:41,326
Every relative.
542
00:27:43,828 --> 00:27:45,372
Every friend.
543
00:27:48,291 --> 00:27:49,376
Everyone.
544
00:27:53,838 --> 00:27:54,838
So...
545
00:27:57,676 --> 00:28:00,303
I understand what it's like
to survive a genocide
546
00:28:00,387 --> 00:28:02,681
and not talk about it all the time.
547
00:28:10,814 --> 00:28:12,440
The killing fields.
548
00:28:18,029 --> 00:28:22,784
I mean, it's the whole reason
I'm even here in the first place. [laughs]
549
00:28:23,243 --> 00:28:24,244
[sniffles]
550
00:28:25,537 --> 00:28:26,996
I get to be...
551
00:28:28,331 --> 00:28:30,750
one of the lucky ones. Like, really...
552
00:28:32,544 --> 00:28:34,170
really, really lucky.
553
00:28:35,797 --> 00:28:36,798
[sniffles]
554
00:28:38,675 --> 00:28:40,385
And now I'm jumping out
555
00:28:40,677 --> 00:28:43,221
of a fortune cookie every night,
556
00:28:43,304 --> 00:28:45,348
pretending like everything's fine.
557
00:28:47,475 --> 00:28:50,311
[crying] I am so sorry.
558
00:28:52,939 --> 00:28:54,899
I had no idea.
559
00:29:05,076 --> 00:29:06,953
I'm so, so, so, so, so sorry.
560
00:29:07,036 --> 00:29:08,663
[Jenny sobs]
561
00:29:08,747 --> 00:29:11,499
[soothing instrumental music playing]
562
00:29:25,722 --> 00:29:28,391
[Debbie] Uh, guys? What're you guys doing?
563
00:29:31,811 --> 00:29:33,563
Oh, my God. Is that Elijah?
564
00:29:34,856 --> 00:29:36,399
Who the fuck is Elijah?
565
00:29:39,569 --> 00:29:43,907
[sighs]
I'mma go stretch out in the stretch.
566
00:29:44,449 --> 00:29:46,618
- Good night.
- Good night.
567
00:29:51,498 --> 00:29:52,832
Her poor back.
568
00:29:53,458 --> 00:29:55,126
- I know.
- [car door opens]
569
00:29:55,960 --> 00:29:57,378
[Rhonda sighs]
570
00:29:57,587 --> 00:29:58,587
[car door closes]
571
00:29:59,464 --> 00:30:00,757
When I slept in my car,
572
00:30:01,758 --> 00:30:03,843
I'd always try and park somewhere pretty,
573
00:30:04,135 --> 00:30:06,554
so when I woke up,
I'd feel better about my life.
574
00:30:06,888 --> 00:30:07,972
[chuckles]
575
00:30:14,521 --> 00:30:16,523
Your life is pretty good now, right?
576
00:30:17,190 --> 00:30:18,107
[tuts]
577
00:30:18,191 --> 00:30:20,902
If you're gonna start too,
you can just get out of the Porsche.
578
00:30:20,985 --> 00:30:24,489
I'm not being sarcastic. I'm asking you.
You're happy?
579
00:30:25,323 --> 00:30:26,491
With Bash?
580
00:30:30,578 --> 00:30:31,704
[clicks tongue] I am.
581
00:30:33,915 --> 00:30:36,125
[sighs]
But I know it's awkward for you, though.
582
00:30:36,793 --> 00:30:37,961
Why is it awkward?
583
00:30:39,671 --> 00:30:41,965
You know,
in case you still have feelings for him.
584
00:30:42,257 --> 00:30:45,593
- [scoffs] For Bash?
- Yeah. I thought you had a crush on him.
585
00:30:45,677 --> 00:30:48,179
Maybe back when I first met him, but...
586
00:30:48,555 --> 00:30:49,973
I don't want Bash.
587
00:30:52,225 --> 00:30:53,726
Oh. [exhales]
588
00:30:54,435 --> 00:30:55,435
I mean,
589
00:30:56,020 --> 00:30:57,438
I'd like a boyfriend.
590
00:31:01,693 --> 00:31:03,862
I've never heard you talk
about boys before.
591
00:31:04,529 --> 00:31:05,822
I mean, besides your brothers.
592
00:31:09,993 --> 00:31:11,995
Ever since you left, it's, like...
593
00:31:12,412 --> 00:31:14,080
people keep crashing in my room.
594
00:31:14,163 --> 00:31:16,207
Like, when their roommates are having sex.
595
00:31:17,542 --> 00:31:20,378
They never think,
"Maybe Carmen's in there with a guy."
596
00:31:21,921 --> 00:31:24,632
They just assume I'm alone, sexless.
597
00:31:32,724 --> 00:31:34,058
Have you ever played Mash?
598
00:31:34,809 --> 00:31:35,894
Like the TV show?
599
00:31:36,603 --> 00:31:38,163
- No.
- [glove compartment latch clicks]
600
00:31:38,187 --> 00:31:39,898
- [objects rattle]
- Okay...
601
00:31:42,358 --> 00:31:43,401
Hmm.
602
00:31:43,943 --> 00:31:47,322
Mansion. Apartment. Shack. House.
Name four guys.
603
00:31:48,072 --> 00:31:49,198
Okay. Um...
604
00:31:49,282 --> 00:31:51,200
No, don't think. Just say four names.
605
00:31:51,326 --> 00:31:53,828
Okay, um, Don Johnson.
606
00:31:53,912 --> 00:31:55,914
Manny from the kitchen. Keith. What?
607
00:31:56,623 --> 00:31:57,749
[Rhonda gasps quietly]
608
00:31:57,916 --> 00:31:59,500
- Keith?
- [Rhonda laughs]
609
00:32:00,209 --> 00:32:02,629
- I'm saying it. Keith...
- [Rhonda laughing]
610
00:32:02,712 --> 00:32:05,006
Macho Man Randy Savage.
611
00:32:05,882 --> 00:32:07,342
They were just stoned.
612
00:32:08,051 --> 00:32:11,804
Look, when people show you who they are,
you have to pay attention.
613
00:32:14,307 --> 00:32:17,018
Dawn and Stacey always say
stupid, offensive things.
614
00:32:17,101 --> 00:32:19,062
Yeah, because they're fucking homophobic.
615
00:32:19,979 --> 00:32:21,773
Don't make excuses.
616
00:32:22,732 --> 00:32:24,484
Your friends disappointing you?
617
00:32:25,068 --> 00:32:27,548
This is the type of shit
you have to deal with when you're gay.
618
00:32:28,947 --> 00:32:29,948
[sighs]
619
00:32:33,159 --> 00:32:34,786
And what if you don't know?
620
00:32:36,537 --> 00:32:37,537
If you're...
621
00:32:39,123 --> 00:32:40,123
you know.
622
00:32:44,003 --> 00:32:45,003
What do you mean?
623
00:32:48,257 --> 00:32:49,467
[inhales deeply]
624
00:32:54,180 --> 00:32:56,349
I know I'm in love with you.
625
00:32:57,475 --> 00:32:59,060
And I want to be with you.
626
00:33:01,145 --> 00:33:02,145
But...
627
00:33:04,983 --> 00:33:07,610
I'm not sure if I'm...
628
00:33:10,196 --> 00:33:11,196
that word.
629
00:33:14,534 --> 00:33:16,619
So... So, what are you then?
630
00:33:19,080 --> 00:33:20,999
Why do I have to be anything?
631
00:33:25,420 --> 00:33:28,381
I can't fuck with a straight girl
who doesn't know who she is
632
00:33:28,464 --> 00:33:29,799
or what she wants.
633
00:33:32,635 --> 00:33:34,053
I didn't say that.
634
00:33:35,054 --> 00:33:36,054
You did.
635
00:34:05,209 --> 00:34:06,544
[Sheila sighs]
636
00:34:08,004 --> 00:34:10,173
Hey. How you feeling?
637
00:34:12,717 --> 00:34:13,760
I'm better.
638
00:34:18,056 --> 00:34:20,058
Justine wrote a screenplay.
639
00:34:20,183 --> 00:34:21,184
And...
640
00:34:22,560 --> 00:34:23,560
it's really good.
641
00:34:24,270 --> 00:34:26,731
Like, really good.
642
00:34:26,814 --> 00:34:28,816
Funny and real.
643
00:34:29,108 --> 00:34:32,904
[clicks tongue, sighs]
Oh, and I feel so bad for Sam.
644
00:34:36,324 --> 00:34:38,367
I mean, who knows?
645
00:34:39,827 --> 00:34:41,662
His could be this good too, right?
646
00:34:49,587 --> 00:34:51,089
Do you wanna... sit?
647
00:34:51,172 --> 00:34:53,424
I've got half a bag of marshmallows left.
648
00:35:01,474 --> 00:35:04,393
Oh! Oh, my God! Sheila!
649
00:35:06,979 --> 00:35:08,689
Are you out of your mind?
650
00:35:09,690 --> 00:35:12,401
[inhales deeply] Never been more clear.
651
00:35:15,029 --> 00:35:18,032
[yells] Never been more clear!
652
00:35:18,533 --> 00:35:20,159
[Dawn, yelling] Shut up!
653
00:35:20,785 --> 00:35:23,287
[Stacey, yelling]
Yeah, we're trying to sleep over here!
654
00:35:25,373 --> 00:35:26,916
[laughs]
655
00:35:27,708 --> 00:35:28,708
[sniffles]
656
00:35:29,961 --> 00:35:31,129
[sighs]
657
00:35:37,468 --> 00:35:38,845
Why did you do that?
658
00:35:42,515 --> 00:35:44,016
It was getting in my way.
659
00:35:45,017 --> 00:35:46,894
[soothing instrumental music playing]
660
00:35:46,978 --> 00:35:49,230
There are so many things
that I want to do.
661
00:35:50,690 --> 00:35:51,858
And become.
662
00:35:56,779 --> 00:35:58,239
[crying softly]
663
00:36:05,830 --> 00:36:08,666
- [sniffles]
- Wow.
664
00:36:14,046 --> 00:36:15,046
I like it.
665
00:36:16,799 --> 00:36:17,925
[quietly] Thank you.
666
00:36:22,430 --> 00:36:24,432
[birds singing]
667
00:36:43,743 --> 00:36:45,036
[exhales]
668
00:36:47,872 --> 00:36:48,915
[sighs contentedly]
669
00:36:50,958 --> 00:36:51,958
Oh...
670
00:36:52,376 --> 00:36:55,046
I slept so good in that limo.
671
00:36:55,713 --> 00:36:57,423
[takes a deep breath] Listen, um...
672
00:36:57,757 --> 00:37:00,426
so, Cherry's right.
It's stupid to put you back in that ring.
673
00:37:00,885 --> 00:37:03,721
But what if Welfare Queen
isn't a wrestler?
674
00:37:04,096 --> 00:37:05,348
She's a manager?
675
00:37:05,640 --> 00:37:07,767
And... it'll lighten things up.
676
00:37:07,934 --> 00:37:10,134
And Bash will have something
to play off of in the ring.
677
00:37:11,229 --> 00:37:13,272
I mean, you should probably
have Rhonda tell him.
678
00:37:13,356 --> 00:37:15,107
It'd be better coming from her.
679
00:37:16,234 --> 00:37:20,238
And, um,
I am not going to be around, anyway.
680
00:37:20,780 --> 00:37:22,573
Why? Where you think you're going?
681
00:37:22,740 --> 00:37:25,952
[sighs] You know I can't do
nine months like this with a small kid.
682
00:37:27,203 --> 00:37:28,203
Bring him here.
683
00:37:29,580 --> 00:37:31,999
- That's what Ruth said.
- [Tammé] Well, she's right.
684
00:37:32,083 --> 00:37:35,378
If I had it to do all over again,
I wouldn't have waited so long.
685
00:37:35,461 --> 00:37:38,214
Even with Ernest. I should've dragged him
to a few auditions.
686
00:37:38,297 --> 00:37:40,549
Especially when he was a baby
and didn't know any better.
687
00:37:41,300 --> 00:37:42,551
So, what are you saying?
688
00:37:44,387 --> 00:37:46,973
Don't fold your tent
and give up on a show
689
00:37:47,056 --> 00:37:49,475
that you produce and star in.
690
00:37:50,851 --> 00:37:51,894
Stay and fight.
691
00:37:52,436 --> 00:37:54,188
That's what I'm trying to tell myself.
692
00:37:54,897 --> 00:37:57,566
["Light of a Clear Blue Morning"
by Dolly Parton playing]
693
00:38:08,119 --> 00:38:11,664
♪ It's been a long, dark night... ♪
694
00:38:13,791 --> 00:38:14,875
Holy shit.
695
00:38:16,460 --> 00:38:17,628
Sheila, is that you?
696
00:38:19,297 --> 00:38:20,297
I'm starving.
697
00:38:21,299 --> 00:38:22,466
What's for breakfast?
698
00:38:23,801 --> 00:38:26,595
Well, we have about four hamburger buns,
699
00:38:26,679 --> 00:38:29,890
a half a jar of peanut butter,
and some Mountain Dew.
700
00:38:31,100 --> 00:38:34,228
But... the buffet's open 24 hours.
701
00:38:34,687 --> 00:38:39,483
♪ I've been looking for the sunshine ♪
702
00:38:40,151 --> 00:38:47,033
♪ 'Cause I can see
The light of a clear blue morning ♪
703
00:38:48,242 --> 00:38:55,207
♪ I can see the light of a brand-new day ♪
704
00:38:56,042 --> 00:39:02,590
♪ I can see
The light of a clear blue morning ♪
705
00:39:03,174 --> 00:39:07,011
♪ Oh
And everything's gonna be all right ♪
706
00:39:07,303 --> 00:39:10,389
♪ It's gonna be okay ♪
707
00:39:15,978 --> 00:39:19,940
♪ It's been a long, long time ♪
708
00:39:20,983 --> 00:39:22,360
♪ Since I've known... ♪
709
00:39:22,443 --> 00:39:23,736
Yo, let's go!
710
00:39:24,403 --> 00:39:26,113
- [car engine starts]
- Dawn! Stacey!
711
00:39:26,364 --> 00:39:27,990
[Dawn] Can't leave without our rations.
712
00:39:28,074 --> 00:39:29,575
- [Cherry] Go!
- [Dawn] Okay, come on.
713
00:39:29,658 --> 00:39:32,411
We can't leave Bong Michaels behind.
714
00:39:32,495 --> 00:39:38,000
♪ That had me bound
Well, I don't need 'em ♪
715
00:39:38,084 --> 00:39:40,086
♪ Oh-oh ♪
716
00:39:40,378 --> 00:39:45,508
♪ I've been like a captured eagle ♪
717
00:39:46,884 --> 00:39:48,362
- ♪ You know ♪
- [elevator bell dings]
718
00:39:48,386 --> 00:39:55,309
♪ An eagle's born to fly ♪
719
00:39:55,559 --> 00:40:00,731
♪ Now that I have won my freedom ♪
720
00:40:01,190 --> 00:40:04,318
♪ Like an eagle
I am eager for the sky... ♪
721
00:40:04,402 --> 00:40:05,402
[Ruth] Oh.
722
00:40:06,695 --> 00:40:07,695
Um...
723
00:40:12,368 --> 00:40:13,202
Excuse me,
724
00:40:13,285 --> 00:40:16,831
- did the man in this room check out?
- [maid] Yeah, he left this morning.
725
00:40:35,891 --> 00:40:37,017
[sighs]
726
00:40:38,269 --> 00:40:44,692
♪ I can see
The light of a clear blue morning ♪
727
00:40:45,276 --> 00:40:49,196
♪ Oh
And everything's gonna be all right ♪
728
00:40:49,280 --> 00:40:52,700
♪ Everything's gonna be all right ♪
729
00:40:52,783 --> 00:40:55,202
♪ Everything's gonna be all right ♪
730
00:40:55,286 --> 00:40:58,706
♪ It's gonna be okay ♪
731
00:40:58,789 --> 00:41:03,919
♪ But I can see
The light of a clear blue morning ♪
732
00:41:04,003 --> 00:41:05,796
♪ Of a clear blue morning ♪
733
00:41:05,880 --> 00:41:12,303
♪ I can see the light of a brand-new day ♪
734
00:41:12,470 --> 00:41:17,725
♪ I can see
The light of a clear blue morning ♪
735
00:41:17,808 --> 00:41:18,827
♪ Of a clear blue morning ♪
736
00:41:18,851 --> 00:41:22,229
♪ Oh
And everything's gonna be all right ♪
737
00:41:22,646 --> 00:41:25,649
♪ Everything's gonna be all right ♪
738
00:41:25,900 --> 00:41:28,235
♪ Everything's gonna be all right ♪
739
00:41:28,319 --> 00:41:31,614
♪ It's gonna be okay ♪
740
00:41:31,739 --> 00:41:37,745
♪ 'Cause I can see
The light of a clear blue morning ♪
741
00:41:37,828 --> 00:41:38,746
♪ Of a clear blue morning ♪
742
00:41:38,829 --> 00:41:45,169
♪ I can see the light of a brand-new day ♪
743
00:41:45,252 --> 00:41:50,257
♪ I can see
The light of a clear blue morning ♪
744
00:41:50,341 --> 00:41:52,259
♪ Of a clear blue morning ♪
745
00:41:52,343 --> 00:41:55,262
♪ Everything's gonna be all right ♪
746
00:41:55,346 --> 00:41:58,265
♪ Everything's gonna be all right... ♪