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{\an8}[male 1] Hey. You know
the 5th grade starts tomorrow again.
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{\an8}[male 2] What?! Does that mean
we have to get up at 8:00?
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{\an8}[male 1] Oh, calm down.
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{\an8}- You slept 95% of the summer.
- [male 2] Yeah.
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{\an8}[high-spirited song plays]
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♪ Last year of elementary school
Last year of bein' a kid ♪
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♪ Being on top ♪
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♪ I'm gonna go out swingin' ♪
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♪ Toy soldiers
Dippin' Dots, fun-size bars ♪
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♪ Slip 'N slides
Fart noises, chicken stars ♪
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♪ Until they tell me to stop ♪
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♪ Last year of elementary school
Biggest kid on campus ♪
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♪ I got it made ♪
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♪ Sit down, son!
I own all you dorks ♪
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{\an8}♪ I'm so stoked
I was held back in third grade ♪
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{\an8}♪ Okay, okay
So we will not invite Cara ♪
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♪ Oh my God, I hate her ♪
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♪ Sabrina's kind of cool ♪
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♪ We do not do 4th graders ♪
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- ♪ So we make a list of friends? ♪
- ♪ Yes, with no weirdos on it ♪
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- What about Summer?
- Yeah, she's nice.
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Uh, vomit.
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- Summer, where's Mommy?
- I'll put you to bed tonight, Kayla.
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We're getting older.
Mom'll be gone someday.
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It's 5th grade. Time to be a grown-up.
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- Where did she...
- I won't drink coffee or like boys.
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- I'll fill my own water bottle, get bangs.
- Is she still gonna...
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Everyone got bangs,
but my forehead's getting bigger.
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I don't wanna look like a parade float
or an alien and be the talk...
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[beeping]
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♪ Five more minutes ♪
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♪ Cole, this year
You have to get up on your own ♪
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♪ Five more minutes ♪
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- ♪ Okay, five more minutes ♪
- [smart speaker] Way to be strong, Dad.
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♪ Lessening ♪
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♪ They say my nut allergies
Are lessening ♪
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[drone humming]
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♪ Once the immune boosters kick in
I can try the kung pao chicken ♪
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♪ Welcome, 5th graders
Go right through this door ♪
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♪ 'Cause this year, your homerooms
Are on the second floor ♪
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- The big time!
- [kindergartners chattering]
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♪ Please don't step on
The kindergartners ♪
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- [singing ends]
- [kids chattering]
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[kindergartner babbling, thuds]
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[continues babbling]
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[girl 1] Going to Westlake next year?
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[girl 2] My cousin said
there's a kid who smokes there.
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- [male 2] You see anything?
- [male 1] No. A lot of yappin'. Come on.
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- [male 2] Ah, there we go.
- All right.
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Another year, another batch
of 5th grade head cases.
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Kabir, Anthony, welcome.
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You from New York, new guy? Patriots suck!
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That's New England.
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- I think your shirt's on backwards.
- Come on!
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- Look at this. Bunch of motormouths.
- Yep. Same old, same old.
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I saw Cara in a sweater from Gymboree.
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- There's the snotty clique.
- Tween Queens.
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- The Facade Squad.
- Peaking at 11.
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- The "sick and should've stayed home" kid.
- Always one.
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[turtle] There's the class clown
who secretly despises himself.
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That's hysterical, Cole!
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- Thanks, Cole!
- Jeez, how many Coles this year?
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Reminds me
of the Justin avalanche of 1991.
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God forbid we ever see a Richie again.
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Bro, no way, are you taller than me now?
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The inevitable Cheez Doodle kid.
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[turtle] No,
those look like Dorito fingers.
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- We just moved from the Bronx.
- You're new? Wow.
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That's hard. Never had to leave friends,
except when we went to Myrtle Beach.
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On the flight home,
the old lady next to me had arthritis.
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I opened her mustard packet.
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- [both] First child.
- No filter.
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Never heard the word "enough."
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Okay, guys. Are you excited?
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Most of you have been going
to this school for five years.
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Some of you, seven.
And now you're the big kids.
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I hope everyone's met our class pets,
Leonardo and Squirtle.
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I'm not touching those things.
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Don't they eat, sleep and poo
in the same place?
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Hey! I poo where he sleeps.
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Now what if I told you
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there's a big reward at the end
of this year if you do well in class?
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- [kids gasp]
- The Academicathalon thing?
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Look at her work these kids.
Salinas, what a pro.
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Best since Ms. Bielecky in the '60s.
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And what if I told you
this year's winning class
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gets a field trip to somewhere special
for a whole day?
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{\an8}- [kids cheer softly]
- [kid 1] Yeah!
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{\an8}[kid 2] Wow!
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- Salinas havin' a baby?
- The belly's poppin' a little.
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Oh, Zane, I'm afraid
you can't bring snacks into the class.
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I'll hold those, just for now.
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Cheetos. Wow, didn't see that coming.
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[munching] At the end of the year,
our three 5th grade classes
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compete in art,
debating, science, and history.
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{\an8}And if our class wins,
we get a trip to Magic Land Park!
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{\an8}[kids gasp]
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Don't they have the Dragon Coaster?
I heard it caught fire once!
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- Yeah, it was banned in Europe.
- Yes, but not in Florida.
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- [kids chatter and giggle]
- Yep, havin' a baby.
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Okay. Let's see
how much you guys already know.
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Who knows what you call it when a plant...
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[munching]
...converts light to food?
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- The conversion's photosynthesis...
- [both] Photosynthesis.
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- [Mia] ...turning H2O and CO2 into glucose.
- [both] Into glucose.
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- Ah.
- [Mrs. Salinas] Excellent job, Mia.
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Oh. So... [clears throat]
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Oh, boy. Divorced parents.
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Okay, honey. Thank you.
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- You're okay. So sweet.
- [stick squeaking]
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Okay.
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Let's look at some of the books
we're gonna read in class this year.
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Who's heard of Charlotte's Web?
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Oh no. The kids always cry at the end.
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Like kids don't cry enough?
We gotta trigger the garden hoses?
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- Crying's for weaklings.
- Right.
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We'll meet Fern and her pig, Wilbur.
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It's a stupid book anyway.
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- Right. Animals never talk to people.
- Plus, no one gets to eat Charlotte.
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You just have to hear
about this delicious spider for days
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and get hungry thinkin' about it.
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- ...like you'll learn this year.
- [boys laughing]
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Sorry, Cole?
Is there something you wanna share?
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[laughing]
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- [kids gasp, chatter]
- [kid 1] That's so gross!
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- [kid 2] I can't believe you did that!
- [retching, vomiting]
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Sorry, guys.
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[sniffs] Man, that smells good.
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Send some of that our way next time.
Gettin' sick of the lettuce.
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[upbeat music playing]
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Hi, Mrs. Salinas!
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[indistinct chattering]
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- Hi, I'm Cole Wiseki's mom.
- Oh, hi.
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Can I... Real quick? For Facebook?
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- Thanks.
- [shutter clicks]
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- Cole is a very...
- That's gonna look great. Thank you.
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Since when do people
wanna look like ducks?
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[man] Isn't that something,
how they've grown?
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And in 5th grade, you'll find your kids
wanting to make their own choices.
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Embrace it.
Let them make their own mistakes.
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How long does this go?
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[man] Not terribly long, Dr. Wenger.
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Now, some of you may have heard
about Mrs. Salinas', uh,
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incident in class.
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I want to confirm it has nothing to do
with anything she ate in the cafeteria.
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She's just gonna be taking some time off.
A leave, let's say.
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Wait. For how long?
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Here comes the bomb.
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For, uh... Till she has the baby, let's say.
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- [all gasp] What?!
- [Anthony's mom] Having a baby?
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Are you sure?
Did she get a second opinion?
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Are you kidding me?
This is what happened in 3rd grade!
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The substitute was awful!
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I'm texting my daughter right now!
She'll be devastated!
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[phone beeps, chimes]
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[girl 1 reads silently]
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{\an8}[girl 2 reads silently]
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{\an8}- [Mia reads silently]
- [girl 3 reads silently]
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[boy reads silently]
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{\an8}[Anthony reads silently]
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[drone reads silently]
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{\an8}[Cole H. reads silently]
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{\an8}[Cole W. reads silently]
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[Kabir reads silently]
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[Summer reads silently]
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[Summer continues]
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[drone reads silently]
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- [indistinct chattering]
- You can't just say that!
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Look at these lazy class pets.
Do they even move?
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- I'd like that job.
- That lizard looks pretty old.
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Do I look old?
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Mm-mm.
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Thank you.
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It's a Tuatara. They live a long time.
Till about 75.
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Hmm. Never knew that.
Suck on that, hamsters.
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Wow. Looks like
he's gettin' close to that.
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[mom 1] Bye. Nice seeing you.
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- Ah, he's nuts.
- [door shuts]
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I mean, you're old, cranky, lazy,
but no way does that make you 75.
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[Squirtle's voice echoing] Seventy-five.
Seventy-five. Seventy-five.
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[pencil tapping and scraping]
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[keyboard clacking]
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[page turning]
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[Neil Armstrong, on TV]
Underneath it says,
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"Here men from the planet Earth
first set foot upon the Moon."
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- [grunts]
- [Neil Armstrong] We came in peace...
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[babbling]
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1949.
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- What about it?
- I was born around then.
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How many years has it been since 1949?
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No idea. That's addition.
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They learn that in 2nd grade.
We're all about fractions.
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Great. Why can't they move us
around a little, so we can know more?
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[kindergartner babbles]
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[thuds, babbles again]
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[thuds, continues babbling]
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Okay, four sixteenths equals
how many fourths?
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[kids chattering and laughing]
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- She's leaving. They don't hear a word.
- 1966, 1967...
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- What're you doin'?
- Trying to count how many years old I am.
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1968, 1969, 1970...
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I'm out of toes and fingers.
What else can I count with?
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- I'd tell you, but there's kids around.
- [humorous music plays]
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I was talkin' about his tail.
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Addition... I...
I gotta talk to some 2nd grade pets.
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Forget it.
We only see those pets at fire drills.
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They don't happen until November.
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- [alarm buzzing]
- [spits] What the...
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- [all] Huh? What?
- Is this a fire drill?
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It's probably nothing, but let's go.
Anthony, why don't you grab the pets?
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[Anthony screaming]
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- Everyone evacuate! Stop, drop and roll!
- [reptiles grunting]
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[screaming] I think I'm on fire!
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- [screaming]
- [kindergartners giggling]
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Jeez, we just redecorated!
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Someday, cops are gonna
carry that kid off a plane. Huh?
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I'll park ya right over here, fellas.
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All right, here we go.
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Hey, guys, how was your summer?
Do anything fun?
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- Sleep.
- Sleep.
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- Eat.
- Lot of poopin'.
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Terrific. Say, who's 2nd grade again?
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- That's me. How ya doin', Lizzy?
- Great.
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I'm actually Leonardo. Lizzy's the iguana
in Mr. Marculia's homeroom. You're...
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I'm Cinnabun. I know. So corny.
Just got renamed again.
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Oh. Well, beats "Thumper."
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I guess. What's bad are the Hare ones.
Hare Brain, Hare Piece, Hare-y Potter...
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Right, right. Hey, the 2nd graders,
you guys do addition, right?
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- ...Hare Lip, Hare Club For Men.
- [cage clangs]
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Yes, and subtraction. We do both.
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00:10:35,041 --> 00:10:38,916
Great, okay, look. If I got here in 1949,
232
00:10:39,000 --> 00:10:42,666
and it's 2023, what does that make me?
233
00:10:42,750 --> 00:10:45,333
Oh. Uh, I know this one. A reptile.
234
00:10:45,416 --> 00:10:46,750
- Shmuck.
- [school bell rings]
235
00:10:46,833 --> 00:10:49,500
- [kindergartners chattering]
- Okay, it was a false alarm.
236
00:10:49,583 --> 00:10:51,750
The school is not on fire.
237
00:10:51,833 --> 00:10:53,083
[5th-graders groan]
238
00:10:53,166 --> 00:10:55,166
[kindergartners chattering chaotically]
239
00:10:55,250 --> 00:10:56,833
No, how old would I be?
240
00:10:56,916 --> 00:11:01,375
No. Right, subtraction.
Okay, um, dip, dip, dip, dip, dip, 74.
241
00:11:01,458 --> 00:11:04,583
- Seventy-four. Isn't that right before...
- [Mrs. Salinas] Upsy-daisies.
242
00:11:04,666 --> 00:11:06,500
[Leonardo] Wait, wait! Hold on!
243
00:11:06,583 --> 00:11:09,583
That's the number before 75, isn't it?
244
00:11:09,666 --> 00:11:13,708
- What's the matter? You look upset.
- [kindergartners chattering chaotically]
245
00:11:13,791 --> 00:11:14,875
[extinguisher hisses]
246
00:11:14,958 --> 00:11:17,541
- [shouts] Cinnabun!
- [dramatic music plays, ends]
247
00:11:17,625 --> 00:11:19,708
- [kids chattering]
- Settle down.
248
00:11:19,791 --> 00:11:22,416
[mockingly] I'm a lizard. Ooh.
249
00:11:22,500 --> 00:11:24,583
That's good. Don't dignify it.
250
00:11:24,666 --> 00:11:26,958
Doesn't matter. I'm doomed.
251
00:11:27,041 --> 00:11:30,250
I'm 74 seventy-fifths dead.
252
00:11:30,333 --> 00:11:32,458
What? That's not for class pets.
253
00:11:32,541 --> 00:11:35,166
When you're in captivity,
75 is the new 70.
254
00:11:35,250 --> 00:11:38,625
And, hey, you wanna live so bad,
a little exercise wouldn't kill ya.
255
00:11:38,708 --> 00:11:41,083
- Like what?
- Blinking's good. That'd be a start.
256
00:11:41,166 --> 00:11:43,166
- I blink.
- [scoffs] Barely.
257
00:11:43,250 --> 00:11:44,083
Fine.
258
00:11:44,916 --> 00:11:50,458
[grunting]
259
00:11:50,541 --> 00:11:53,916
- [sighs in exhaustion]
- Okay. You didn't have to dive right in.
260
00:11:54,000 --> 00:11:55,166
Who am I kiddin'?
261
00:11:55,250 --> 00:11:59,458
I can't start this rigorous workin' out
at this point in my life.
262
00:11:59,541 --> 00:12:01,958
It's too late. I blew it.
263
00:12:02,041 --> 00:12:04,000
I wasted my life!
264
00:12:04,500 --> 00:12:07,625
And now, it's almost over.
265
00:12:08,250 --> 00:12:11,958
♪ When a man has to face ♪
266
00:12:12,041 --> 00:12:15,166
♪ That he's about to die ♪
267
00:12:15,250 --> 00:12:19,625
♪ He thinks of all the things
He'd never done ♪
268
00:12:19,708 --> 00:12:20,666
[exhales]
269
00:12:20,750 --> 00:12:24,041
♪ I never ate a snail ♪
270
00:12:24,125 --> 00:12:27,333
♪ Never got to hunt a fly ♪
271
00:12:27,416 --> 00:12:32,083
♪ Just had them fed to me by everyone ♪
272
00:12:33,875 --> 00:12:39,291
♪ Never ate algae straight from the sea ♪
273
00:12:39,375 --> 00:12:45,791
♪ Never got nothin' but lettuce
Always lands in Squirtle's pee ♪
274
00:12:46,416 --> 00:12:49,958
- ♪ I never stole a bird's eggs ♪
- [violin plays]
275
00:12:50,041 --> 00:12:52,833
♪ Never chased a squirrel ♪
276
00:12:53,333 --> 00:12:56,833
♪ Never got to show my slick moves ♪
277
00:12:56,916 --> 00:12:58,916
♪ To a girl ♪
278
00:12:59,000 --> 00:13:03,000
[breathing heavily]
279
00:13:05,250 --> 00:13:06,541
[door creaks open]
280
00:13:06,625 --> 00:13:08,041
[pouch toots]
281
00:13:08,125 --> 00:13:12,125
[door creaking]
282
00:13:12,208 --> 00:13:13,166
[pouch toots]
283
00:13:13,250 --> 00:13:19,083
[door continues creaking]
284
00:13:20,833 --> 00:13:23,333
- [stops]
- [heels clacking]
285
00:13:25,833 --> 00:13:27,375
[objects clatter]
286
00:13:28,750 --> 00:13:30,833
- [vase breaks]
- [heels clacking]
287
00:13:32,375 --> 00:13:33,291
[clattering]
288
00:13:37,833 --> 00:13:40,000
[blows] Go about your business.
289
00:13:40,083 --> 00:13:42,416
Everyone, meet your new teacher.
290
00:13:42,500 --> 00:13:45,458
[gasps] This is our substitute?
291
00:13:45,541 --> 00:13:47,750
You have to leave? So soon?
292
00:13:47,833 --> 00:13:50,958
Well, my doctor thinks I need
to rest through my pregnancy.
293
00:13:51,041 --> 00:13:53,666
So until I'm back, you'll have Ms. Malkin.
294
00:13:53,750 --> 00:13:56,625
- It's not brain surgery, gang.
- [compass clicks]
295
00:13:56,708 --> 00:13:59,708
Guys, you don't have to be afraid
of change.
296
00:13:59,791 --> 00:14:02,208
Change is a beautiful part of life.
297
00:14:02,291 --> 00:14:05,208
♪ There's a time for trees ♪
298
00:14:05,291 --> 00:14:08,375
♪ To lose their leaves ♪
299
00:14:08,458 --> 00:14:13,375
♪ And a time those leaves return ♪
300
00:14:14,708 --> 00:14:17,541
- Oh, I don't sing.
- Oh, okay.
301
00:14:17,625 --> 00:14:21,666
How about we continue with the class.
I'm gonna teach with Ms. Malkin today...
302
00:14:21,750 --> 00:14:24,333
- Please don't leave us, Mrs. Salinas!
- Oh.
303
00:14:24,416 --> 00:14:26,833
{\an8}Agh! Down! Now! Down!
304
00:14:26,916 --> 00:14:28,333
- [spray hissing]
- No hug! Sit!
305
00:14:28,416 --> 00:14:32,666
In class, we sit up straight,
pay attention, and we are what? You!
306
00:14:32,750 --> 00:14:35,750
What? Oh, my God. Um, we're quiet?
307
00:14:35,833 --> 00:14:38,875
That's very good listening, Logan.
That's a heart for you.
308
00:14:38,958 --> 00:14:42,208
[joyous music plays]
309
00:14:44,250 --> 00:14:46,875
The hearts are for when the kids listen.
To motivate good...
310
00:14:46,958 --> 00:14:50,000
[vacuum clicking, suctioning]
311
00:14:51,375 --> 00:14:53,208
Listening is not a favor.
312
00:14:53,291 --> 00:14:56,625
When you listen, you get knowledge,
not a carnival prize.
313
00:14:56,708 --> 00:15:02,541
- We have a chance to go to Magic...
- [suctioning]
314
00:15:02,625 --> 00:15:03,958
Ew. What was that?
315
00:15:04,041 --> 00:15:06,625
Peanut butter and ham. My dad overslept.
316
00:15:06,708 --> 00:15:08,833
- [retches, vomits]
- [suctions, stops]
317
00:15:10,583 --> 00:15:14,500
Okay, well, we're out of time,
so let's wish Mrs. Salinas well. Bye-bye.
318
00:15:14,583 --> 00:15:17,166
- But, I... The class is...
- No, no. I know. Out we go.
319
00:15:17,250 --> 00:15:19,750
- Better luck with your own kid.
- Okay, guys, see you in...
320
00:15:20,833 --> 00:15:23,041
- [tense music plays]
- [suctions]
321
00:15:23,125 --> 00:15:28,625
Moving on. It's Friday. That means
one student has to take home a class pet.
322
00:15:28,708 --> 00:15:31,500
- What's this now?
- Uh, we don't do that here.
323
00:15:31,583 --> 00:15:32,791
Not anymore. No way.
324
00:15:32,875 --> 00:15:36,958
In my classroom,
you will learn responsibility.
325
00:15:37,041 --> 00:15:40,916
You will feed it properly
and return it in healthy condition.
326
00:15:41,000 --> 00:15:41,916
Alive.
327
00:15:42,416 --> 00:15:44,583
Do we have a volunteer?
328
00:15:46,291 --> 00:15:49,208
- Come on. Somebody raise your hand.
- What?
329
00:15:49,291 --> 00:15:53,583
Remember what happens at the kids' houses?
They forget to feed you or abuse you.
330
00:15:53,666 --> 00:15:55,208
[chaotic music playing]
331
00:15:55,291 --> 00:15:56,541
- [banging]
- [yelps]
332
00:15:57,041 --> 00:15:59,000
- [slices]
- It'll grow back.
333
00:16:00,125 --> 00:16:02,833
- [screams]
- [screams, grunts]
334
00:16:02,916 --> 00:16:03,750
[kids laughing]
335
00:16:03,833 --> 00:16:05,750
- [tattoo needle hums]
- [Squirtle screams]
336
00:16:07,458 --> 00:16:09,916
- Yeesh.
- Hey, it looked cool in the '90s.
337
00:16:10,000 --> 00:16:12,666
I'm waiting. Volunteer, please.
338
00:16:12,750 --> 00:16:14,791
Don't you get it? This is my shot.
339
00:16:14,875 --> 00:16:18,208
So I go with one of these kids,
case the house for open windows,
340
00:16:18,291 --> 00:16:20,583
then when I'm alone, zip! I escape.
341
00:16:20,666 --> 00:16:25,125
- Ha. You couldn't zip when you were 20.
- I'm zipping. And then I really live.
342
00:16:25,208 --> 00:16:28,833
Maybe climb a tree. Swim in a sewer.
See the Everglades.
343
00:16:28,916 --> 00:16:32,458
The Everglades?
With those untamed animals? Are you nuts?
344
00:16:32,541 --> 00:16:35,166
You know they don't even have names,
right? It's anarchy.
345
00:16:35,250 --> 00:16:37,875
You think a rock potato like you
can survive there?
346
00:16:37,958 --> 00:16:40,750
- Your last days will be in a beer can.
- [Ms. Malkin] Let's go.
347
00:16:40,833 --> 00:16:43,375
Who's gonna take on some responsibility?
348
00:16:43,458 --> 00:16:46,041
- Or do I have to pick?
- Well, if no one else will...
349
00:16:46,125 --> 00:16:48,666
I don't want them to feel not wanted.
Everybody wants to fit in
350
00:16:48,750 --> 00:16:51,625
and shouldn't be judged
on looks, species, foreheads.
351
00:16:51,708 --> 00:16:53,750
I have to go indoor skydiving tomorrow,
352
00:16:53,833 --> 00:16:56,166
but my father'll be home,
so if it's okay to...
353
00:16:56,250 --> 00:16:57,750
- Pick one!
- Okay, the lizard!
354
00:16:57,833 --> 00:17:00,291
[exhales loudly, sighs]
355
00:17:00,375 --> 00:17:01,250
[kisses]
356
00:17:01,333 --> 00:17:03,458
[school bell rings]
357
00:17:03,541 --> 00:17:06,541
[gentle violin music playing]
358
00:17:07,458 --> 00:17:11,708
Listen, when you're out there in the wild
and those animals come after you,
359
00:17:11,791 --> 00:17:15,250
remember to change your colors
and blend in!
360
00:17:15,333 --> 00:17:19,291
- That's chameleons. I'm not a chameleon.
- Oh, well, then you're a dead man.
361
00:17:19,375 --> 00:17:21,125
[amusing music playing]
362
00:17:22,375 --> 00:17:25,458
[Summer] Tomorrow's indoor skydiving.
We have to get ready.
363
00:17:25,541 --> 00:17:28,125
It's exactly like skydiving,
except you can't get hurt.
364
00:17:28,208 --> 00:17:30,375
Okay, we have a busy weekend.
365
00:17:30,458 --> 00:17:33,750
Do I have to wear a dress to Grandma's?
It'll be pants weather on Sunday.
366
00:17:33,833 --> 00:17:37,583
Jayda said the word "puke".
She said it wasn't a curse word. Is it?
367
00:17:37,666 --> 00:17:40,708
I feel bad leaving him.
Nobody wants him near the dinner table.
368
00:17:40,791 --> 00:17:42,416
He's good with his water. Back soon!
369
00:17:42,500 --> 00:17:45,458
Kayla, don't look scared of him.
That's being mean.
370
00:17:45,541 --> 00:17:48,000
[dog panting]
371
00:17:49,125 --> 00:17:51,541
- [heavenly music plays]
- [gasps in awe]
372
00:17:55,250 --> 00:17:56,541
It's on.
373
00:17:56,625 --> 00:17:57,625
[inhales sharply]
374
00:17:57,708 --> 00:18:01,083
[stretching groans]
375
00:18:01,166 --> 00:18:03,500
- [joints crack]
- [groaning continues]
376
00:18:03,583 --> 00:18:04,750
[joints cracking]
377
00:18:07,250 --> 00:18:08,541
[grunting]
378
00:18:11,208 --> 00:18:12,583
[shouts, thuds]
379
00:18:12,666 --> 00:18:15,375
[jazzy adventurous music playing]
380
00:18:15,458 --> 00:18:16,500
Yeah.
381
00:18:27,000 --> 00:18:29,541
He's nice, the new kid Kabir,
but he doesn't talk a lot,
382
00:18:29,625 --> 00:18:31,875
at least not with me.
Maybe he's shy since...
383
00:18:31,958 --> 00:18:34,583
[jazzy adventurous music continues]
384
00:18:37,541 --> 00:18:40,625
Then I burned my tongue.
It didn't, like, burn off completely,
385
00:18:40,708 --> 00:18:43,875
or I couldn't tell you
how I ate my mozzarella sticks.
386
00:18:43,958 --> 00:18:47,375
{\an8}[jazzy adventurous music continues]
387
00:18:47,458 --> 00:18:49,416
[panting]
388
00:18:50,958 --> 00:18:52,958
- [music crescendos, ends]
- [sighs]
389
00:18:54,583 --> 00:18:55,541
[yelps]
390
00:18:56,250 --> 00:18:57,583
- [grunts]
- [door opens]
391
00:18:57,666 --> 00:19:02,083
Hey, Leonardo. You missed a great movie.
Tomorrow I'll take you down for breakfast.
392
00:19:02,166 --> 00:19:06,250
I hope they have everything bagels left.
I don't know why we get sesame bagels.
393
00:19:06,333 --> 00:19:10,333
Mom asked me to try one, I was like,
"Why would you take off the poppy seeds
394
00:19:10,416 --> 00:19:11,291
and the salt..."
395
00:19:11,375 --> 00:19:13,041
Wait, where are you?
396
00:19:13,125 --> 00:19:16,083
This is a nightmare!
I'll be the kid who killed the lizard,
397
00:19:16,166 --> 00:19:18,000
no matter what I do in my life.
398
00:19:18,083 --> 00:19:21,250
Whether I do drama, be a doctor...
I'll never be a doctor now.
399
00:19:21,333 --> 00:19:24,375
I could work at the DMV.
Hopefully, the one next to Quiznos.
400
00:19:24,458 --> 00:19:27,416
- I don't wanna go far from my parents.
- [whimpers, grunts]
401
00:19:27,500 --> 00:19:29,375
Mother of Godzilla!
402
00:19:29,458 --> 00:19:30,375
What was that?
403
00:19:31,500 --> 00:19:32,916
Well? Who said that?
404
00:19:34,250 --> 00:19:38,416
The wall? Walls don't talk.
Why would a wall say anything?
405
00:19:38,500 --> 00:19:41,375
Why point to it?
They say, "If these walls could talk,"
406
00:19:41,458 --> 00:19:42,708
because they can't talk...
407
00:19:42,791 --> 00:19:44,625
- The trophy!
- [screams]
408
00:19:44,708 --> 00:19:47,333
You said something! You just spoke! Mom!
409
00:19:47,416 --> 00:19:48,708
- No!
- You talked!
410
00:19:48,791 --> 00:19:49,875
You're talking!
411
00:19:49,958 --> 00:19:52,125
I'm telling Mom,
or people will think I'm crazy.
412
00:19:52,208 --> 00:19:55,125
I'll have to go to that school
in Tampa for kids with issues! I...
413
00:19:55,208 --> 00:19:57,750
[shouting] But please, people can't know!
414
00:19:58,625 --> 00:20:01,458
- Why are your hands wet?
- They're naturally moist.
415
00:20:01,541 --> 00:20:03,791
Please, I'm begging you to keep quiet.
416
00:20:03,875 --> 00:20:05,333
If people know I talk,
417
00:20:05,416 --> 00:20:07,916
they'll send me
to a scientist or something.
418
00:20:08,000 --> 00:20:10,541
- But I have to tell someone.
- Please.
419
00:20:11,708 --> 00:20:14,500
[softly] You're the only one
who can hear me.
420
00:20:14,583 --> 00:20:17,375
Oh. Then why are you whispering?
421
00:20:17,458 --> 00:20:20,333
[softly] Because you were,
and it sounded fun.
422
00:20:20,416 --> 00:20:22,416
[mimics whispering sounds]
423
00:20:23,125 --> 00:20:24,375
Do all lizards talk?
424
00:20:24,458 --> 00:20:29,416
I don't know. I never met them all,
but we never talk to humans.
425
00:20:29,500 --> 00:20:32,875
- Why are you talking to me?
- Well, I didn't... [spluttering]
426
00:20:33,375 --> 00:20:37,083
Because I want to. I think you're nice.
427
00:20:37,166 --> 00:20:39,041
Really? Thanks.
428
00:20:39,125 --> 00:20:42,458
I don't know if people think I'm nice.
It's so hard to read people at school.
429
00:20:42,541 --> 00:20:44,416
People say you're nice to be nice,
430
00:20:44,500 --> 00:20:47,083
and if they say you're nice,
you'll think they're cool...
431
00:20:47,166 --> 00:20:48,166
I get it.
432
00:20:48,250 --> 00:20:50,208
You say "I get it" a lot.
433
00:20:50,291 --> 00:20:55,000
That's 'cause I understand things.
That's all. "I get it." I've been around.
434
00:20:55,083 --> 00:20:58,166
- Okay. I thought it was something else.
- Like what?
435
00:20:58,250 --> 00:21:01,708
- That you want me to stop talking.
- Oh. Wow.
436
00:21:01,791 --> 00:21:03,833
Really? Like, "Wow, that's crazy"?
437
00:21:03,916 --> 00:21:08,416
No, more like, "Wow,
I didn't think you were that self-aware."
438
00:21:08,500 --> 00:21:11,916
[exhales] I can tell. People are too nice
to say I talk too much,
439
00:21:12,000 --> 00:21:14,208
but I can tell from their faces
that I'm talking too much.
440
00:21:14,291 --> 00:21:17,500
Like, old people make this face.
And babies kind of look sleepy.
441
00:21:17,583 --> 00:21:21,291
And the bus driver's face is like,
"Stop." But I can't stop and I...
442
00:21:23,416 --> 00:21:25,958
Sorry, I'm listening. Please, go ahead.
443
00:21:26,041 --> 00:21:29,083
♪ I always just come out
And say whatever's on my mind ♪
444
00:21:29,166 --> 00:21:31,875
♪ People look okay with it
But maybe they're resigned ♪
445
00:21:31,958 --> 00:21:34,666
♪ I can't help saying more
They smile like they're enjoying ♪
446
00:21:34,750 --> 00:21:36,875
♪ You've no idea
How stressful it is to not know ♪
447
00:21:36,958 --> 00:21:38,291
♪ When my talking gets annoying ♪
448
00:21:38,375 --> 00:21:40,666
I've seen a lot of kids who talk a lot.
They seem...
449
00:21:40,750 --> 00:21:43,500
♪ I just continue talking
And it feels like things are fine ♪
450
00:21:43,583 --> 00:21:46,583
♪ Then I relax until I see that look
I take it as a sign ♪
451
00:21:46,666 --> 00:21:49,125
♪ They're mad I'm still talking
Or I'm loud or a bore ♪
452
00:21:49,208 --> 00:21:52,708
♪ So I worry that I've lost them
I'm scared, so I start talking even more ♪
453
00:21:52,791 --> 00:21:54,916
Right. This is normal. A bunch of kids...
454
00:21:55,000 --> 00:21:57,750
♪ I feel like I lack the ability to tell ♪
455
00:21:57,833 --> 00:22:00,333
♪ When I'm not giving someone
A chance to speak ♪
456
00:22:00,416 --> 00:22:01,916
♪ And because of that, I get scared ♪
457
00:22:02,000 --> 00:22:06,083
♪ Then believe that I am
Not giving anyone else a chance to speak ♪
458
00:22:06,166 --> 00:22:08,250
[shouts] I said, "I get it!"
459
00:22:09,458 --> 00:22:12,125
I know I said "I get it" again. I'm sorry.
460
00:22:12,208 --> 00:22:15,875
It's just that last one
wasn't even a rhyme, it was a repeat.
461
00:22:16,625 --> 00:22:17,458
[splutters]
462
00:22:18,291 --> 00:22:19,250
[moans]
463
00:22:20,416 --> 00:22:23,250
♪ So, like
You're comfortable in sharing ♪
464
00:22:23,333 --> 00:22:25,541
♪ 'Cause your parents let you prattle ♪
465
00:22:25,625 --> 00:22:26,708
They don't really like...
466
00:22:26,791 --> 00:22:30,416
♪ But you shouldn't feel self-conscious
Like you're in a losing battle ♪
467
00:22:30,500 --> 00:22:34,333
- Okay, but then how am I gonna...
- ♪ Maybe try to ask a question ♪
468
00:22:35,125 --> 00:22:36,541
Ask a question?
469
00:22:37,041 --> 00:22:39,583
♪ It's exhausting
Like a blink ♪
470
00:22:40,083 --> 00:22:42,791
♪ But the kids who are most popular ♪
471
00:22:43,375 --> 00:22:49,541
♪ Are the kids who want to know
What other kids think ♪
472
00:22:50,625 --> 00:22:53,625
Wow. It's not like I don't care
about the other kids...
473
00:22:53,708 --> 00:22:56,875
I know. It's great you're good
at talking about yourself.
474
00:22:56,958 --> 00:22:59,208
When people share stuff, they feel better.
475
00:22:59,291 --> 00:23:01,750
So if you get other kids talking
about themselves,
476
00:23:01,833 --> 00:23:05,291
they'll like being with you.
More than they do already, I mean.
477
00:23:07,041 --> 00:23:09,000
Five-second rule. [gulps]
478
00:23:09,083 --> 00:23:11,750
Well, that was really nice. Thank you.
479
00:23:11,833 --> 00:23:13,583
Oh, yeah. Glad to do it.
480
00:23:14,416 --> 00:23:18,000
Hey, remember,
you can't tell anyone, ever.
481
00:23:18,083 --> 00:23:20,083
Or we won't be able to talk again.
482
00:23:20,166 --> 00:23:24,083
Okay. So I'm your special, secret friend?
That was a question.
483
00:23:24,166 --> 00:23:27,208
Uh, yeah. Sure. And good question.
484
00:23:27,291 --> 00:23:31,083
- Thanks, Leonardo.
- Call me Leo. Less Ninja Turtley.
485
00:23:31,166 --> 00:23:33,541
Summer. You need to get to bed, sweetie.
486
00:23:33,625 --> 00:23:36,458
Mom, what's the square root of 91?
487
00:23:36,541 --> 00:23:39,083
What? Please just get to bed.
488
00:23:39,666 --> 00:23:41,791
I don't mean just any question.
489
00:23:41,875 --> 00:23:43,625
Okay. Right. Got it.
490
00:23:43,708 --> 00:23:47,208
[desk scraping and screeching]
491
00:23:47,291 --> 00:23:49,791
- [Ms. Malkin] Find your new seats.
- [spray hissing]
492
00:23:53,958 --> 00:23:57,125
- [mellow music plays]
- [Squirtle scratching]
493
00:23:57,208 --> 00:24:00,833
[sarcastically] Oh, back already?
You saw the whole world in one weekend?
494
00:24:00,916 --> 00:24:04,416
Wow. Hey, how were the Everglades?
How high was the Eiffel Tower?
495
00:24:04,500 --> 00:24:08,958
- What was the Pope like? [scratches]
- Could you not do that on my pillow?
496
00:24:09,041 --> 00:24:14,541
Put those computers away. We will not
be studying our curriculum on toys.
497
00:24:15,333 --> 00:24:18,375
[tense music playing]
498
00:24:18,458 --> 00:24:20,666
- [falling whistle]
- [crashes]
499
00:24:22,291 --> 00:24:23,708
- [falling whistle]
- [crashes]
500
00:24:24,541 --> 00:24:25,958
- [falling whistle]
- [crashes]
501
00:24:26,583 --> 00:24:27,500
[crashing]
502
00:24:29,291 --> 00:24:32,875
[both panting]
503
00:24:33,583 --> 00:24:34,833
{\an8}Russian judge.
504
00:24:35,500 --> 00:24:36,500
[ringing]
505
00:24:37,083 --> 00:24:40,291
- [indistinct chattering]
- [teacher] Slow down. No running.
506
00:24:40,375 --> 00:24:42,708
- [air horn blares]
- No eating the books!
507
00:24:43,416 --> 00:24:45,750
Oh, Coach Kimura. [chuckles]
508
00:24:45,833 --> 00:24:48,416
Oh, I apologize. Let me...
Let me clean that for you.
509
00:24:48,500 --> 00:24:50,666
[vacuum humming]
510
00:24:50,750 --> 00:24:52,166
[giggles]
511
00:24:52,958 --> 00:24:54,125
There we go. [chuckles]
512
00:24:54,208 --> 00:24:58,791
This is so unfair. Ugh!
She'll work us till we have no energy.
513
00:24:58,875 --> 00:25:01,125
Then we'll only get into schools
with drug problems.
514
00:25:01,208 --> 00:25:03,666
Forget about winning the trip.
This is a nightmare.
515
00:25:03,750 --> 00:25:05,500
It's worse than when I lost my phone.
516
00:25:05,583 --> 00:25:07,583
Worse than when my dad wore bike shorts.
517
00:25:07,666 --> 00:25:10,666
Worse than when I got lost on a plane,
which is hard to do, but really scary.
518
00:25:10,750 --> 00:25:13,625
Like a horror movie,
though my parents won't let me watch them,
519
00:25:13,708 --> 00:25:16,333
unless you count the furnace
in Toy Story 3, but that...
520
00:25:17,875 --> 00:25:19,958
Oh. What should we do about it, Jayda?
521
00:25:21,208 --> 00:25:25,000
I'm totally telling my parents about it.
My dad has a lot of pull,
522
00:25:25,083 --> 00:25:26,958
because he gives the teachers
free zit cream,
523
00:25:27,041 --> 00:25:28,625
but you should tell yours too.
524
00:25:28,708 --> 00:25:30,791
Why are you talking to Summer?
525
00:25:30,875 --> 00:25:33,541
- I like her now.
- Uh, I know. I do too.
526
00:25:33,625 --> 00:25:35,875
[curious music playing]
527
00:25:38,458 --> 00:25:42,166
- What was that all about?
- She likes me. She thought I was fun.
528
00:25:42,250 --> 00:25:45,625
[scoffs] You fun? What'd you do,
turn your head more than once?
529
00:25:45,708 --> 00:25:46,708
Oh, what a showman.
530
00:25:46,791 --> 00:25:48,708
Get all your mean jokes in now,
531
00:25:48,791 --> 00:25:51,708
'cause the next kid
who takes me home is the last kid.
532
00:25:51,791 --> 00:25:53,708
Sure they are, Mr. Chicken-to-leave.
533
00:25:53,791 --> 00:25:56,166
Whatever you say, Mr. Wants-to-get-bitten.
534
00:25:56,250 --> 00:25:59,583
Oh, I'm shaking,
Mr. Almost-as-brave-as-Scooby Doo.
535
00:25:59,666 --> 00:26:00,666
[yells]
536
00:26:00,750 --> 00:26:01,708
[sighs]
537
00:26:03,458 --> 00:26:06,708
- Duck, duck, duck, goose!
- [kindergartners chattering chaotically]
538
00:26:06,791 --> 00:26:10,583
Ow! Okay. Okay.
All right! That's not the game. Kids!
539
00:26:10,666 --> 00:26:15,250
...the Stamp Act. Eyes up here!
For those of you who did the reading...
540
00:26:15,333 --> 00:26:18,708
- Salinas never taught this stuff.
- Yeah. What's a stamp?
541
00:26:18,791 --> 00:26:20,625
[Ms. Malkin]
...the first tax levied directly
542
00:26:20,708 --> 00:26:22,583
on American colonists
by the British Parliament.
543
00:26:22,666 --> 00:26:26,000
- [kids laughing]
- Skyler, what did I just say?
544
00:26:26,083 --> 00:26:28,041
[kids laughing]
545
00:26:28,125 --> 00:26:30,875
Answer! How did the colonists react?
546
00:26:30,958 --> 00:26:34,333
[kids laughing louder]
547
00:26:36,708 --> 00:26:37,541
Demerits!
548
00:26:39,333 --> 00:26:41,166
[shurikens slice, then clink]
549
00:26:42,500 --> 00:26:46,208
[deliberately] You do not want demerits.
550
00:26:46,291 --> 00:26:49,333
- What's a demerit?
- I think he played for the Clippers.
551
00:26:49,416 --> 00:26:52,166
You're going to leave 5th grade
with discipline,
552
00:26:52,250 --> 00:26:54,833
or you are never going to leave 5th grade.
553
00:26:55,416 --> 00:26:56,916
Eh. [munches]
554
00:26:57,000 --> 00:27:00,458
Who has the discipline
to take a class pet home this weekend?
555
00:27:01,708 --> 00:27:03,875
I'll do it. I'll take Leo again.
556
00:27:03,958 --> 00:27:05,083
"Leo"?
557
00:27:05,791 --> 00:27:08,750
Again? Who would want it twice?
558
00:27:09,583 --> 00:27:12,250
- [smart board beeping]
- [kids laughing]
559
00:27:14,000 --> 00:27:16,833
[drone whirring]
560
00:27:16,916 --> 00:27:20,041
Not one of you is man enough
for middle school, are you?
561
00:27:20,125 --> 00:27:23,250
- [whirring]
- Ugh. Not now. I'll take the lizard.
562
00:27:29,083 --> 00:27:32,583
Oh, you'll have so much fun with Leo, Eli.
You think, maybe, I can visit?
563
00:27:32,666 --> 00:27:35,750
Really? That'd be great.
Zane's coming, but we can all hang...
564
00:27:36,333 --> 00:27:38,250
{\an8}- [whirring]
- [thermometer beeps]
565
00:27:38,333 --> 00:27:39,875
[whirring]
566
00:27:48,958 --> 00:27:49,791
[sighs]
567
00:27:52,333 --> 00:27:54,041
[mellow music playing]
568
00:27:58,708 --> 00:28:00,208
You kids having a fun play date?
569
00:28:01,500 --> 00:28:02,333
Uh...
570
00:28:03,000 --> 00:28:03,875
Sure.
571
00:28:06,375 --> 00:28:07,208
[drone beeps]
572
00:28:08,125 --> 00:28:09,291
[buzzes, beeps]
573
00:28:16,000 --> 00:28:18,333
[whirring]
574
00:28:19,166 --> 00:28:20,083
[clanging]
575
00:28:20,166 --> 00:28:26,125
[plays electronic fanfare]
576
00:28:26,208 --> 00:28:28,916
Sorry about those chips, Zaney.
Can't be too careful.
577
00:28:29,000 --> 00:28:30,541
Have a kale cupcake.
578
00:28:30,625 --> 00:28:33,208
Do I have to wear the safety suit
all weekend?
579
00:28:33,291 --> 00:28:35,000
Lizards carry disease, honey.
580
00:28:35,083 --> 00:28:37,875
Kids and dogs are especially vulnerable.
581
00:28:39,708 --> 00:28:40,875
[footsteps approaching]
582
00:28:42,416 --> 00:28:45,750
- [drone whirring]
- [spray hissing]
583
00:28:45,833 --> 00:28:47,500
[squeegee squeaking]
584
00:28:50,375 --> 00:28:53,333
Um, I think my mom wants to pick me up.
585
00:28:53,416 --> 00:28:55,500
[robot vacuum tapping]
586
00:28:56,208 --> 00:28:59,833
- [Zane's mom yells] Thank you, Julie!
- They had the best time.
587
00:29:03,541 --> 00:29:06,791
Could you go cut his chicken
into non-chokeable pieces?
588
00:29:08,833 --> 00:29:11,416
[birds chirping]
589
00:29:11,500 --> 00:29:13,833
[mysterious music playing]
590
00:29:17,000 --> 00:29:19,500
- [jazzy adventurous music playing]
- [suctioning]
591
00:29:19,583 --> 00:29:21,500
- [toy squeaks]
- [sighs in relief]
592
00:29:21,583 --> 00:29:23,083
- [suctioning]
- Hey.
593
00:29:24,583 --> 00:29:25,750
[grunting]
594
00:29:26,250 --> 00:29:28,833
[jazzy adventurous music keeps playing]
595
00:29:32,208 --> 00:29:35,416
[grunting shakily]
596
00:29:37,791 --> 00:29:38,791
[grunts]
597
00:29:39,541 --> 00:29:42,333
- [growling]
- [dramatic music plays]
598
00:29:45,250 --> 00:29:47,083
- [music crescendos, ends]
- Ow! [thuds]
599
00:29:47,166 --> 00:29:48,375
[toys clattering]
600
00:29:48,875 --> 00:29:50,750
[heavenly music plays]
601
00:29:50,833 --> 00:29:53,166
- [humorous jazz music playing]
- [grunts]
602
00:29:56,333 --> 00:29:58,416
[gags, shrieks]
603
00:29:58,500 --> 00:30:00,166
[exclaiming]
604
00:30:00,250 --> 00:30:01,125
[screams]
605
00:30:02,583 --> 00:30:05,375
[grunting]
606
00:30:06,375 --> 00:30:09,083
- [panting] Ha-ha.
- [robot vacuum crashes]
607
00:30:09,166 --> 00:30:11,250
[humming]
608
00:30:11,333 --> 00:30:13,083
[whirring]
609
00:30:13,166 --> 00:30:16,250
[sputters, hums]
610
00:30:16,750 --> 00:30:18,083
What? It'll grow back.
611
00:30:18,166 --> 00:30:21,833
You're dressed like a 1950s astronaut
and I'm the weird one?
612
00:30:21,916 --> 00:30:25,208
Oh, now you're threatening me,
Doodlepoo? Do that...
613
00:30:25,291 --> 00:30:28,250
- [tense music plays]
- What?
614
00:30:31,000 --> 00:30:33,083
- What...
- [Julie] Dinnertime, Eli!
615
00:30:34,875 --> 00:30:39,875
Eli, now! You need three hours
to digest your food before bed.
616
00:30:40,375 --> 00:30:41,583
[Eli sighs]
617
00:30:41,666 --> 00:30:44,250
This is totally crazy. You talk?
618
00:30:44,333 --> 00:30:45,416
Just to you.
619
00:30:45,500 --> 00:30:47,708
- 'Cause, uh...
- I'm special?
620
00:30:47,791 --> 00:30:49,458
Uh, yeah, that's right.
621
00:30:50,083 --> 00:30:51,541
Oh. Okay.
622
00:30:51,625 --> 00:30:55,375
But you can't tell anyone.
They'll try to kill me like E.T.
623
00:30:55,458 --> 00:30:58,791
But my parents told me when someone says,
"Don't tell anyone,"
624
00:30:58,875 --> 00:31:00,166
that's when I have to tell.
625
00:31:00,250 --> 00:31:03,583
Well, your parents are right,
but that's with strange humans.
626
00:31:03,666 --> 00:31:05,833
I'm just a strange lizard. Okay?
627
00:31:05,916 --> 00:31:09,916
- Please don't tell. Especially him.
- [Eli] The drone?
628
00:31:10,000 --> 00:31:13,333
No way. You saw what it did
to the Cheetos out there.
629
00:31:13,416 --> 00:31:15,583
I mean, it's nice that it's loyal.
630
00:31:15,666 --> 00:31:18,291
Come on. When I was six,
kids thought it was cool.
631
00:31:18,375 --> 00:31:22,666
- Maybe you should say something about it.
- I don't want to hurt its feelings.
632
00:31:23,458 --> 00:31:27,125
I know a way.
I've seen kids break up over the years.
633
00:31:27,208 --> 00:31:29,541
You write down why you're dumping them,
634
00:31:29,625 --> 00:31:33,083
and it gives the other person time
to soak it in and not snap.
635
00:31:33,166 --> 00:31:35,166
It's a "Dear Drone" letter.
636
00:31:35,250 --> 00:31:36,583
Get a pen and paper.
637
00:31:36,666 --> 00:31:38,416
[sentimental music playing]
638
00:31:38,500 --> 00:31:39,833
[dictating the letter]
639
00:31:40,916 --> 00:31:42,416
[singing the letter]
640
00:31:49,125 --> 00:31:53,125
[Eli singing]
♪ When you hover over me all day ♪
641
00:31:54,041 --> 00:31:58,791
♪ I feel safe, but also feel
My social life melting away ♪
642
00:31:58,875 --> 00:32:02,916
♪ I'm not saying
That your caring is a crime ♪
643
00:32:03,416 --> 00:32:08,375
♪ I'd just like to wipe my own butt
From time to time ♪
644
00:32:08,458 --> 00:32:12,083
♪ And I think that you could
Make new friends ♪
645
00:32:13,125 --> 00:32:17,958
♪ Like the 3-D printer in graphic arts ♪
646
00:32:18,041 --> 00:32:22,791
♪ Or the Theragun massager
Or the yellow Cuisinart ♪
647
00:32:22,875 --> 00:32:26,958
♪ I'm not saying
I don't like you, Mr. Drone ♪
648
00:32:27,666 --> 00:32:32,708
♪ I just want to have the smallest hope
Just visible in a microscope ♪
649
00:32:32,791 --> 00:32:34,375
♪ Of somehow ♪
650
00:32:35,916 --> 00:32:39,041
♪ Not dying alone ♪
651
00:32:42,583 --> 00:32:46,708
[singing the letter]
652
00:32:50,125 --> 00:32:52,708
[alarm clock beeping]
653
00:32:52,791 --> 00:32:54,791
[humming]
654
00:33:07,041 --> 00:33:09,375
- [dropper clinking]
- [munching]
655
00:33:14,500 --> 00:33:15,541
[clanging]
656
00:33:16,500 --> 00:33:18,333
[clattering]
657
00:33:19,333 --> 00:33:22,041
He's just doing it for show. See?
658
00:33:22,125 --> 00:33:23,916
He knows he's recyclable.
659
00:33:26,000 --> 00:33:27,958
Let's just give him some space.
660
00:33:28,041 --> 00:33:30,375
Nobody's ever gonna like me like he does.
661
00:33:30,458 --> 00:33:34,583
Kid, they don't even know you.
Now you can finally show your stuff.
662
00:33:34,666 --> 00:33:36,958
Uh, I don't have any stuff.
663
00:33:37,041 --> 00:33:39,583
Ah, you just gotta find your gimmick.
664
00:33:39,666 --> 00:33:43,250
There was a boy in 1998, Mike Djokovic.
665
00:33:43,333 --> 00:33:46,666
He memorized all the words
to "Walkin' on the Sun."
666
00:33:47,750 --> 00:33:51,541
Smash Mouth? No?
Look, it's got a lot of words.
667
00:33:51,625 --> 00:33:54,333
The point is,
plenty of kids have a gimmick.
668
00:33:54,416 --> 00:33:56,083
It's okay. I got a few.
669
00:33:56,166 --> 00:33:58,833
- Uh, get me a caterpillar.
- For real?
670
00:33:58,916 --> 00:33:59,916
Trust me.
671
00:34:01,583 --> 00:34:02,458
[trash can lid clangs]
672
00:34:08,958 --> 00:34:11,041
[merry music playing]
673
00:34:12,625 --> 00:34:13,750
Oh, that's perfect.
674
00:34:13,833 --> 00:34:15,583
Okay, here we go.
675
00:34:15,666 --> 00:34:17,750
- [slurps]
- [laughs] So gross!
676
00:34:17,833 --> 00:34:18,833
Wait.
677
00:34:19,541 --> 00:34:21,166
- [belches]
- [Eli] What the...
678
00:34:21,250 --> 00:34:24,583
[laughing]
679
00:34:25,166 --> 00:34:27,416
[Leo] Here, let me show you something.
680
00:34:28,375 --> 00:34:30,791
Eli, where's your safety suit?
681
00:34:31,583 --> 00:34:32,750
Try doing this.
682
00:34:45,208 --> 00:34:47,666
[grunting]
683
00:34:48,583 --> 00:34:51,708
- [giggling]
- Very good. [laughs]
684
00:34:51,791 --> 00:34:52,958
[golfer 1] Fore!
685
00:34:53,041 --> 00:34:54,166
- [Leo grunts]
- [gasps]
686
00:34:54,250 --> 00:34:56,875
- [golfer 2] You nailed that thing.
- [golfer 1] What was it? A possum?
687
00:34:56,958 --> 00:34:59,500
[golfer 2] I don't know,
but you hit it in the jellybeans.
688
00:34:59,583 --> 00:35:01,583
[golfer 1] Wanna quit and go home?
Can't top that.
689
00:35:01,666 --> 00:35:02,500
[golfers laughing]
690
00:35:02,583 --> 00:35:07,041
[kindergartners chattering chaotically]
691
00:35:07,125 --> 00:35:08,583
[kindergartner 1 screams]
692
00:35:08,666 --> 00:35:10,666
- [suctioning]
- [kindergartner 1 yells]
693
00:35:10,750 --> 00:35:13,375
[kindergartner 2 screams, chomps]
694
00:35:13,458 --> 00:35:15,166
[whispers] Not everyone's invited.
695
00:35:18,250 --> 00:35:20,500
[amusing music playing]
696
00:35:28,416 --> 00:35:29,791
Yes, I'm back.
697
00:35:29,875 --> 00:35:32,625
Where's your tail?
You escaping one limb at a time?
698
00:35:32,708 --> 00:35:36,000
Just give me some space.
I got hit in the jellybeans.
699
00:35:36,083 --> 00:35:37,250
[thuds]
700
00:35:37,333 --> 00:35:38,791
I forgot that was there.
701
00:35:40,000 --> 00:35:44,666
Salinas was teacher of the year!
That substitute lady's unacceptable.
702
00:35:44,750 --> 00:35:47,833
Do the skin cream samples I give out
mean nothing to you people?
703
00:35:47,916 --> 00:35:50,375
How do I get that horrible woman replaced?
704
00:35:50,458 --> 00:35:52,833
Dr. Wenger, please.
She's sitting right here.
705
00:35:52,916 --> 00:35:55,458
- So?
- Jay, it's not polite.
706
00:35:55,541 --> 00:35:56,375
Fine.
707
00:35:56,458 --> 00:35:59,083
May I speak about you
as if you're not here?
708
00:36:03,375 --> 00:36:06,833
Listen, my kid was on track
to get into Westlake next year,
709
00:36:06,916 --> 00:36:09,500
Langley Prep in three years,
Dartmouth in seven years,
710
00:36:09,583 --> 00:36:12,083
then a moderately happy marriage
in 14 years.
711
00:36:12,166 --> 00:36:14,375
I paid for that smart board
and this light switch.
712
00:36:16,083 --> 00:36:18,916
If I'm letting you keep this animal
as her teacher,
713
00:36:19,000 --> 00:36:21,750
you're gonna do something
for me to fix this.
714
00:36:21,833 --> 00:36:23,333
[ticking]
715
00:36:23,416 --> 00:36:26,958
Four seconds. Three, two, one.
716
00:36:27,041 --> 00:36:28,250
Pencils down.
717
00:36:28,333 --> 00:36:30,250
Except Jayda,
718
00:36:30,333 --> 00:36:32,958
who will now be getting two more minutes
719
00:36:33,041 --> 00:36:36,625
due to her permanent jet lag.
720
00:36:36,708 --> 00:36:39,916
- [kids clamoring]
- [Ms. Malkin] Quiet. No discussion.
721
00:36:40,000 --> 00:36:43,208
Now, one of you
has to take home a class pet.
722
00:36:43,291 --> 00:36:45,333
Volunteer or be assigned.
723
00:36:45,416 --> 00:36:46,583
I'll take Leo again.
724
00:36:46,666 --> 00:36:51,208
- What is the deal? Leo? Again?
- You can't take a pet twice, right?
725
00:36:51,291 --> 00:36:53,625
Because I would...
I mean, why do you want him again?
726
00:36:53,708 --> 00:36:57,083
Um, 'cause he was awesome.
727
00:36:57,166 --> 00:37:00,000
- Why do you want him?
- Uh, same reason. Awesome.
728
00:37:00,083 --> 00:37:02,333
Wait. If it's awesome, I want it.
729
00:37:02,416 --> 00:37:04,666
It's supposed to say, "Dr. Skin,"
730
00:37:04,750 --> 00:37:06,041
not "Dr. Skid."
731
00:37:06,125 --> 00:37:08,791
S-K-I-N. No D's.
732
00:37:08,875 --> 00:37:11,291
- [cat screeching]
- Jayda, I dyed the cat green.
733
00:37:11,375 --> 00:37:12,583
So unoriginal.
734
00:37:12,666 --> 00:37:14,916
Isn't that great, what I got for you?
735
00:37:15,000 --> 00:37:18,083
- Drake's coming to my party?
- Eh, I'm still on it.
736
00:37:18,166 --> 00:37:21,000
I meant the pop quiz,
the two more minutes.
737
00:37:21,083 --> 00:37:23,916
- Who takes care of you?
- What did Daddy do?
738
00:37:24,000 --> 00:37:27,875
Well, Benji, Jayda's substitute teacher
is a horror show...
739
00:37:27,958 --> 00:37:30,333
Making the kids read big books.
740
00:37:30,416 --> 00:37:31,250
No!
741
00:37:31,333 --> 00:37:34,208
So Daddy got Jayda something
no other kid gets.
742
00:37:34,291 --> 00:37:35,250
What, Daddy?
743
00:37:36,333 --> 00:37:40,041
♪ Extra time
The other kids are sweatin' ♪
744
00:37:40,125 --> 00:37:43,791
♪ All the answers they're forgettin'
All except for mine ♪
745
00:37:43,875 --> 00:37:46,166
♪ 'Cause my kid's got extra time... ♪
746
00:37:46,250 --> 00:37:49,166
Should we put the lizard in my room?
The birthday party's coming up...
747
00:37:49,250 --> 00:37:53,208
- [Mrs. Wenger] Not now. Daddy's bragging.
- [both] ♪ Lovin' that extra time ♪
748
00:37:53,750 --> 00:37:58,000
Ugh. It's like the worst day of my life.
Nobody's focusing on my party.
749
00:37:58,083 --> 00:38:01,416
It's going to totally suck,
and the other kids will be happy about it.
750
00:38:01,500 --> 00:38:03,208
What? Why would they be happy?
751
00:38:03,291 --> 00:38:06,541
Because they're all jealous.
Wait. What? Who said that?
752
00:38:06,625 --> 00:38:07,708
That was me.
753
00:38:07,791 --> 00:38:09,708
- Oh my God! You talk?
- No, it's not safe.
754
00:38:09,791 --> 00:38:13,958
- You're the only one who can hear me.
- So awesome! We have a talking lizard!
755
00:38:14,041 --> 00:38:16,791
- I can only talk to you!
- Oh my God! Daddy!
756
00:38:16,875 --> 00:38:17,833
[trumpet blasts]
757
00:38:17,916 --> 00:38:20,750
♪ When you roll with Dr. Skin
You're a true VIP ♪
758
00:38:20,833 --> 00:38:23,250
♪ 'Cause rules do not apply to me ♪
759
00:38:23,333 --> 00:38:26,916
- ♪ Gimme that extra time... ♪
- You only talk to me 'cause I'm special?
760
00:38:27,000 --> 00:38:28,833
Uh, sure.
761
00:38:28,916 --> 00:38:31,583
That makes sense.
But can you do tricks at the party?
762
00:38:31,666 --> 00:38:34,041
Can you rap
and play the piano with your tongue?
763
00:38:34,125 --> 00:38:38,458
Nah, this is just between us.
I'm talking to you to give advice.
764
00:38:38,541 --> 00:38:42,500
- I don't need advice. I'm awesome.
- Nah, you're miserable.
765
00:38:42,583 --> 00:38:43,541
Wait, what?
766
00:38:43,625 --> 00:38:47,875
Just like Emma Lawrence in '03,
Nina Myers in '55,
767
00:38:47,958 --> 00:38:50,750
all pretty, all rich, all bright.
768
00:38:50,833 --> 00:38:52,541
- So?
- Not done.
769
00:38:52,625 --> 00:38:55,666
All snotty, all secretly hated.
770
00:38:55,750 --> 00:38:58,500
- People were jealous.
- Not of the snottiness.
771
00:38:58,583 --> 00:39:01,916
[Jayda] Look, people don't realize
the pressure someone like me is under.
772
00:39:02,000 --> 00:39:05,000
My family is so amazing,
so I have a lot more to live up to.
773
00:39:05,083 --> 00:39:08,208
I have to get into the best middle school
and have the best party
774
00:39:08,291 --> 00:39:10,250
and, yeah, only the best people around me.
775
00:39:10,333 --> 00:39:11,166
No, you don't.
776
00:39:11,250 --> 00:39:13,541
Ugh, you don't get
what being awesome's like.
777
00:39:13,625 --> 00:39:14,625
But you're not.
778
00:39:14,708 --> 00:39:15,750
I'm what?
779
00:39:15,833 --> 00:39:16,916
Brace yourself.
780
00:39:17,458 --> 00:39:18,750
♪ Not that great ♪
781
00:39:20,083 --> 00:39:22,666
♪ I know you guys are proud
But your house is kinda loud ♪
782
00:39:22,750 --> 00:39:24,833
♪ And your dad's a middleweight ♪
783
00:39:24,916 --> 00:39:26,958
♪ Your family's not that great ♪
784
00:39:27,041 --> 00:39:28,000
A middleweight?
785
00:39:28,083 --> 00:39:30,875
{\an8}- ♪ He's the face on these flyers ♪
- ♪ You live in Fort Myers ♪
786
00:39:30,958 --> 00:39:33,875
- ♪ Our countertops are quartz ♪
- ♪ He gets paid to burn off warts ♪
787
00:39:33,958 --> 00:39:35,166
♪ Mom's like Britney Spears ♪
788
00:39:35,250 --> 00:39:38,875
♪ If you've had six or seven beers
I don't mean to denigrate ♪
789
00:39:39,375 --> 00:39:41,666
♪ We're not that... ♪
790
00:39:42,541 --> 00:39:43,416
Great?
791
00:39:43,500 --> 00:39:46,250
You're great, but no one's that great.
792
00:39:46,333 --> 00:39:49,333
We're all just people and lizards.
793
00:39:49,416 --> 00:39:52,250
♪ If you can take a step back ♪
794
00:39:52,333 --> 00:39:55,458
♪ See yourself for what you are ♪
795
00:39:55,541 --> 00:40:00,708
♪ You'll find that
You're an even brighter star ♪
796
00:40:01,250 --> 00:40:04,708
♪ So then, I'm not that great ♪
797
00:40:04,791 --> 00:40:05,666
There you go.
798
00:40:05,750 --> 00:40:09,416
♪ But I can feel that weight ♪
799
00:40:10,250 --> 00:40:12,791
♪ Coming off like heavy gear ♪
800
00:40:12,875 --> 00:40:15,458
♪ After 11 stressful years ♪
801
00:40:15,541 --> 00:40:18,333
♪ To my fellow average peers ♪
802
00:40:18,416 --> 00:40:21,333
♪ I can finally relate ♪
803
00:40:22,000 --> 00:40:25,166
[both] ♪ It's not bad at all to be ♪
804
00:40:25,250 --> 00:40:31,666
♪ Not that great ♪
805
00:40:31,750 --> 00:40:33,833
- [music crescendos, ends]
- [Mrs. Wenger] Bravo.
806
00:40:33,916 --> 00:40:36,708
- Thank you. Great job, guys.
- [stopwatch 1] Thanks.
807
00:40:37,958 --> 00:40:41,125
- Honey, maybe you wanna tip them?
- What? The watches?
808
00:40:41,208 --> 00:40:44,875
- Guys, you want some water? Anybody?
- No, that's okay.
809
00:40:44,958 --> 00:40:48,333
- Okay. Well, thank you.
- [stopwatch 2] Yep. Thanks, Mr. Skin.
810
00:40:48,416 --> 00:40:50,583
- It's "doctor." "Dr. Skin."
- [stopwatch 3] Uh-huh.
811
00:40:50,666 --> 00:40:53,000
Mom, Dad, do we have any more invitations?
812
00:40:53,083 --> 00:40:55,541
More? I thought we excluded
everyone you wanted.
813
00:40:55,625 --> 00:40:58,166
Yeah, but we made a bigger list.
814
00:40:58,250 --> 00:41:01,333
[propeller whirring]
815
00:41:01,416 --> 00:41:05,208
- [upbeat music plays in the background]
- [indistinct chattering]
816
00:41:10,791 --> 00:41:13,750
- Hi, guys. I'm so glad you came.
- Thanks for inviting us.
817
00:41:13,833 --> 00:41:15,583
Of course. How are you?
818
00:41:15,666 --> 00:41:18,500
Uh, wait. I know this one. We're fine.
819
00:41:18,583 --> 00:41:19,500
{\an8}[peacock calls]
820
00:41:19,583 --> 00:41:22,250
{\an8}- [laughs] That thing sounded like Cole.
- [kids laugh]
821
00:41:22,333 --> 00:41:25,416
{\an8}- [Cole H. laughs sarcastically]
- Wow. Zane is funny now?
822
00:41:25,500 --> 00:41:26,916
Zane was always funny.
823
00:41:27,000 --> 00:41:28,166
Like in 2nd grade,
824
00:41:28,250 --> 00:41:32,208
when he told Mrs. Lemos
that Superman came from planet Crouton?
825
00:41:32,291 --> 00:41:34,208
[kids laughing]
826
00:41:34,291 --> 00:41:37,666
- Hey. You kids try the bubble guy yet?
- Dad, we'll get to the bubbles.
827
00:41:37,750 --> 00:41:40,500
This guy's next level.
He makes bubble animals.
828
00:41:42,625 --> 00:41:45,750
Here you go. Next.
You're not holding it right!
829
00:41:47,375 --> 00:41:49,583
Jayda burgers. Jayda taters.
830
00:41:50,083 --> 00:41:51,666
[drone] Jayda vegetables.
831
00:41:51,750 --> 00:41:53,666
[sighs] Please don't do this.
832
00:41:54,166 --> 00:41:56,708
- [tray clatters]
- [drone humming loudly]
833
00:42:00,666 --> 00:42:02,583
[boy giggling]
834
00:42:02,666 --> 00:42:07,375
- [monkeys screeching]
- [pony grunting]
835
00:42:07,458 --> 00:42:09,208
[munching]
836
00:42:09,291 --> 00:42:11,250
- [chittering]
- What're you looking at, boss?
837
00:42:11,333 --> 00:42:13,416
Got a problem with compact legs?
838
00:42:13,500 --> 00:42:14,458
What?
839
00:42:14,541 --> 00:42:17,291
You think you got it so great out there?
What do you do in the box?
840
00:42:17,375 --> 00:42:19,583
Uh, I molt.
841
00:42:19,666 --> 00:42:21,250
Occasional blinking.
842
00:42:21,333 --> 00:42:24,541
All right. I'm sorry, brother.
We're fighting the same fight.
843
00:42:24,625 --> 00:42:27,875
I mean, the only fun I've ever had
was biting some of that guy's fingers off.
844
00:42:27,958 --> 00:42:31,083
I've asked you five times
to jump through this hoop.
845
00:42:31,166 --> 00:42:33,541
I'm just, uh... I'm getting old, you know?
846
00:42:33,625 --> 00:42:37,833
Ever feel like time's running out,
and this is all we're ever gonna know?
847
00:42:38,333 --> 00:42:41,291
- [monkeys screeching]
- [pony grunting]
848
00:42:41,375 --> 00:42:43,375
[monkeys chittering]
849
00:42:44,208 --> 00:42:47,833
Were you just talking to that horse?
Is he having a good time?
850
00:42:47,916 --> 00:42:49,000
I gotta tell you,
851
00:42:49,083 --> 00:42:52,166
the truth is,
no animal wants to be locked inside...
852
00:42:52,250 --> 00:42:54,833
Hey, Jayda. Hey, Leo.
I can't believe how much cool...
853
00:42:55,458 --> 00:42:59,958
Uh, I mean, hey, just Jayda,
are you having a good time?
854
00:43:00,041 --> 00:43:02,916
Thanks for asking me.
My parents never ask.
855
00:43:03,000 --> 00:43:05,041
They just assume I'm having a good time,
856
00:43:05,125 --> 00:43:07,625
'cause they still don't realize
they aren't that great.
857
00:43:08,416 --> 00:43:11,875
- What would make you have a better time?
- Good question.
858
00:43:13,625 --> 00:43:14,750
[pony neighing]
859
00:43:14,833 --> 00:43:17,500
["Instruction" feat. Demi Lovato
& Stefflon Don playing]
860
00:43:17,583 --> 00:43:19,833
♪ If you're The Supreme
Then I'm Diana Ross... ♪
861
00:43:20,333 --> 00:43:22,250
[laughing]
862
00:43:22,333 --> 00:43:24,541
♪ Drop it down low and take it back high ♪
863
00:43:24,625 --> 00:43:26,208
♪ No, I don't need introduction ♪
864
00:43:26,291 --> 00:43:30,000
♪ Follow my simple instruction
Wind to the left, sway to the right... ♪
865
00:43:30,083 --> 00:43:33,500
- Okay. Standard magnetic lock.
- Circuits are cross-current.
866
00:43:33,583 --> 00:43:35,708
- Jumper cables. Balloon.
- Right here.
867
00:43:36,333 --> 00:43:38,333
["Instruction" continues playing]
868
00:43:42,000 --> 00:43:43,916
- ♪ Yo... ♪
- [electricity zapping]
869
00:43:45,125 --> 00:43:47,000
[gates creak open]
870
00:43:48,375 --> 00:43:51,416
[clanging]
871
00:43:55,083 --> 00:43:58,250
- [chaotic screaming]
- ♪ Wind to the left, sway to the right... ♪
872
00:43:58,333 --> 00:44:01,333
- [Cole H. yells] This is so fun!
- [glass shatters]
873
00:44:01,416 --> 00:44:03,875
[Dr. Wenger] I specifically said
"no mayhem!"
874
00:44:03,958 --> 00:44:06,583
- ♪ Sway to the right... ♪
- [chaotic screaming]
875
00:44:07,083 --> 00:44:09,500
- [monkeys chattering]
- ♪ No, I don't need introduction... ♪
876
00:44:09,583 --> 00:44:10,791
[music stops]
877
00:44:10,875 --> 00:44:14,250
- [record scratch]
- ["True Feeling" by Galantis plays]
878
00:44:14,333 --> 00:44:17,750
[screaming]
879
00:44:18,333 --> 00:44:19,875
- [spits]
- ♪ True feeling... ♪
880
00:44:19,958 --> 00:44:22,625
- [heron squawking]
- [flamingos warbling]
881
00:44:22,708 --> 00:44:24,708
- Thanks, PJ.
- Uh, TJ.
882
00:44:24,791 --> 00:44:28,291
- Oh, I'm sorry.
- It's cool. Jacked about the eye contact.
883
00:44:29,416 --> 00:44:31,333
- [Leo screams]
- [bush clatters]
884
00:44:31,416 --> 00:44:34,125
- [all in commotion]
- ♪ True feeling... ♪
885
00:44:34,208 --> 00:44:35,875
- [herons squawking]
- [whimpers]
886
00:44:36,583 --> 00:44:38,333
[glass shattering]
887
00:44:38,416 --> 00:44:39,541
[tires screech]
888
00:44:39,625 --> 00:44:42,000
Stop that stopwatch. He's got my wallet.
889
00:44:42,583 --> 00:44:44,333
[Leo babbling]
890
00:44:44,416 --> 00:44:45,833
[yells]
891
00:44:45,916 --> 00:44:51,416
♪ And I still remember that night
In September ♪
892
00:44:51,500 --> 00:44:54,416
You made it happen, boss.
Greatest day ever.
893
00:44:55,083 --> 00:44:57,666
- Hey, hey, hey.
- [Jayda] Leo! Where's Leo?
894
00:44:57,750 --> 00:45:01,875
- [Summer] Did someone take him?
- Please, somebody find him. Leo!
895
00:45:01,958 --> 00:45:06,083
[school kids calling] Leo! Leo! Leo!
896
00:45:06,166 --> 00:45:07,000
[sighs]
897
00:45:08,083 --> 00:45:10,333
- [pops]
- You're not holding it right!
898
00:45:10,416 --> 00:45:14,583
- [kids calling] Leo! Leo!
- [kid 1] Where is he?
899
00:45:14,666 --> 00:45:16,416
- Leo!
- [kids celebrate]
900
00:45:16,500 --> 00:45:18,041
Leo!
901
00:45:18,125 --> 00:45:20,583
You guys are really into that lizard.
902
00:45:20,666 --> 00:45:22,208
He's just awesome.
903
00:45:23,250 --> 00:45:24,375
[monkey chattering]
904
00:45:24,458 --> 00:45:26,125
- [kids] Cheese!
- [shutter clicks]
905
00:45:26,625 --> 00:45:28,125
[merry music playing]
906
00:45:28,208 --> 00:45:31,500
- I had so much fun at the party.
- Did you get a bubble animal?
907
00:45:31,583 --> 00:45:33,000
[Eli] Camel went on the waterslide.
908
00:45:37,500 --> 00:45:41,625
- Again? Whatever happened to zipping?
- Oh, you'll know when I zip.
909
00:45:41,708 --> 00:45:44,500
I'll be in the Everglades
dining on maggots
910
00:45:44,583 --> 00:45:46,583
you can only dream about.
911
00:45:49,750 --> 00:45:52,250
- You were fun, Leo. I'll miss you.
- [Squirtle repeating mockingly]
912
00:45:52,333 --> 00:45:55,375
[Ms. Malkin] If Santa Claus has 39 elves
913
00:45:55,458 --> 00:45:57,708
making 1,981 toys an hour...
914
00:45:57,791 --> 00:46:00,875
Freezing here.
How about giving a guy some shell?
915
00:46:00,958 --> 00:46:03,958
Wait. Ho, ho, Mr. Popular,
now you wanna come in here with me?
916
00:46:04,041 --> 00:46:05,708
It's 65 degrees.
917
00:46:05,791 --> 00:46:08,500
These Central Florida winters are brutal.
918
00:46:08,583 --> 00:46:10,500
Just a couple of minutes.
919
00:46:10,583 --> 00:46:12,958
Hey, hey! At least buy me dinner first.
920
00:46:13,041 --> 00:46:15,541
[Leo, muffled] Wait.
Are those my baseball cards?
921
00:46:15,625 --> 00:46:18,041
[school bell rings]
922
00:46:18,125 --> 00:46:20,833
[mischievous music playing]
923
00:46:20,916 --> 00:46:21,958
[slurps]
924
00:46:28,708 --> 00:46:30,291
[tongue snapping]
925
00:46:32,333 --> 00:46:33,458
[mouthing] Call me.
926
00:46:37,583 --> 00:46:39,416
- [door shuts]
- You're talking to them.
927
00:46:39,500 --> 00:46:42,500
- That's why you keep coming back.
- What? No.
928
00:46:42,583 --> 00:46:43,750
Just a little bit.
929
00:46:43,833 --> 00:46:46,541
No, no, no, no. There is no little bit.
We don't talk to them.
930
00:46:46,625 --> 00:46:50,208
These kids are all benefiting
from my insights before I drop dead.
931
00:46:50,291 --> 00:46:53,791
- Okay, so it's about your ego.
- [Leo] That's not what this is.
932
00:46:53,875 --> 00:46:55,375
[Squirtle grunting]
933
00:46:55,458 --> 00:47:00,708
It's about sharing my 74 years of wisdom
to help these kids with their issues.
934
00:47:00,791 --> 00:47:04,250
Whether it's breaking up with the drone
or having hand-me-down pants.
935
00:47:04,333 --> 00:47:05,916
Oh, boo-freakin'-hoo.
936
00:47:06,000 --> 00:47:08,500
I had to wear my sister's shell
till I was 16.
937
00:47:08,583 --> 00:47:11,291
I made a huge difference with that TJ kid.
938
00:47:12,500 --> 00:47:14,958
What? I don't understand. That's normal.
939
00:47:15,041 --> 00:47:19,250
First one? Usually, it's in the front,
but very nice. You're growing up.
940
00:47:19,750 --> 00:47:21,666
No, no, no. It's my dad.
941
00:47:23,166 --> 00:47:25,166
[somber music plays]
942
00:47:25,666 --> 00:47:27,375
[crackling]
943
00:47:27,458 --> 00:47:30,000
What's so funny?
I told him that Dave Connaire,
944
00:47:30,083 --> 00:47:35,333
in 1974, all of a sudden, grew a nose
the size of a Buick just like his dad's.
945
00:47:35,416 --> 00:47:38,875
And everybody still loved him,
'cause he was a cool kid, like you.
946
00:47:38,958 --> 00:47:42,000
And the next week,
Cole's problem was even tougher.
947
00:47:42,083 --> 00:47:45,750
You won't do sleepovers,
'cause you say things in your sleep?
948
00:47:45,833 --> 00:47:49,291
Well, if I'm not gonna tell anyone
about you talking to me,
949
00:47:49,791 --> 00:47:51,375
do you promise not to tell anyone?
950
00:47:51,458 --> 00:47:53,708
- Yeah. Of course.
- [groans]
951
00:47:53,791 --> 00:47:55,500
This isn't my real voice.
952
00:47:55,583 --> 00:47:59,791
[high-pitched] I really talk like this.
I can't let them know. I sound ridiculous.
953
00:47:59,875 --> 00:48:02,416
[crackling] This is priceless.
954
00:48:02,500 --> 00:48:04,333
Well, I fixed it. I told him...
955
00:48:04,416 --> 00:48:06,750
- You sound like a young Bee Gee.
- A what?
956
00:48:06,833 --> 00:48:08,458
How 'bout The Weeknd? Know him?
957
00:48:08,541 --> 00:48:12,500
[sings The Weeknd's "Can't Feel My Face"]
958
00:48:12,583 --> 00:48:13,875
Yeah, like that.
959
00:48:14,708 --> 00:48:17,041
[Leo] Last week,
he sang at the winter recital,
960
00:48:17,125 --> 00:48:19,375
and I heard they went nuts.
961
00:48:19,458 --> 00:48:20,791
[crowd cheering]
962
00:48:20,875 --> 00:48:22,583
Nice job, Ms. Malkin.
963
00:48:22,666 --> 00:48:24,875
I'm sorry, was that praise?
964
00:48:24,958 --> 00:48:28,375
[laughs] Keep it up,
and we may see more of you here.
965
00:48:28,458 --> 00:48:31,000
- [Leo] The class did great.
- [Squirtle] Did they win?
966
00:48:31,500 --> 00:48:33,958
[Leo] Nah, kindergarten always wins.
Way too cute.
967
00:48:34,041 --> 00:48:37,875
- [instruments clatter]
- [kindergartners chatter indistinctly]
968
00:48:37,958 --> 00:48:40,500
And you should've seen me
last week with Mia.
969
00:48:40,583 --> 00:48:42,583
[Squirtle] You mean Huggy?
The human cling wrap?
970
00:48:42,666 --> 00:48:45,041
[Leo] Excuse me. She has a name.
971
00:48:45,125 --> 00:48:47,958
As you know,
her parents were recently divorced.
972
00:48:48,041 --> 00:48:51,125
Only two hours late today.
Very considerate.
973
00:48:51,208 --> 00:48:53,708
Are you letting him cut his own hair now?
974
00:48:53,791 --> 00:48:56,208
- [engine revs]
- [tires screech]
975
00:48:56,291 --> 00:48:59,708
You can't watch the kids next weekend,
so me and Aurora can have
976
00:48:59,791 --> 00:49:03,208
Valentine's Day together?
I'm asking you one favor!
977
00:49:03,291 --> 00:49:06,375
- You don't have any plans. Because I know.
- [clears throat]
978
00:49:06,458 --> 00:49:08,958
I'm sorry, but lizards do not talk.
979
00:49:09,041 --> 00:49:12,750
Parrots, macaws, songbirds,
and certain killer whales.
980
00:49:12,833 --> 00:49:15,666
Don't believe everything
you read on the Internet.
981
00:49:16,541 --> 00:49:18,583
Why would you only talk to me?
982
00:49:18,666 --> 00:49:23,291
'Cause you're nice. You're great
at school, answering all the questions.
983
00:49:23,375 --> 00:49:27,750
- I love to learn things.
- You're a lot quieter around your family.
984
00:49:27,833 --> 00:49:31,083
Don't you ever wanna let 'em see
how big that brain of yours is?
985
00:49:31,166 --> 00:49:33,708
My brother and sister think I'm weird.
986
00:49:33,791 --> 00:49:34,833
Really?
987
00:49:37,125 --> 00:49:41,208
- You just looked like my grandpa.
- Yeah? Is that a good thing?
988
00:49:41,291 --> 00:49:42,208
Uh-huh.
989
00:49:42,291 --> 00:49:44,583
My grandpa used to talk to me.
990
00:49:44,666 --> 00:49:48,625
He really liked science,
and he would ask me questions,
991
00:49:48,708 --> 00:49:51,583
even if he knew the answer. [sniffles]
992
00:49:51,666 --> 00:49:53,875
What? He sounds like a great guy.
993
00:49:53,958 --> 00:49:57,583
He was my best friend. [cries, sniffles]
994
00:49:57,666 --> 00:50:00,375
Oh, no, no, no, no.
I didn't mean to get that going.
995
00:50:00,458 --> 00:50:01,958
Please, kid, I hate that.
996
00:50:02,041 --> 00:50:04,916
- [sobbing softly] I'm sorry.
- Oh, no, no. Don't be sorry.
997
00:50:05,000 --> 00:50:07,000
Just stop. I... I can't handle it.
998
00:50:07,083 --> 00:50:09,375
But my mom says it's good to cry.
999
00:50:09,458 --> 00:50:12,750
Not where I come from.
Here. Let me calm you down.
1000
00:50:12,833 --> 00:50:15,583
I'll sing you a lullaby,
and you'll go to sleep.
1001
00:50:16,333 --> 00:50:18,791
♪ Don't cry ♪
1002
00:50:19,416 --> 00:50:21,833
♪ Crying's for weaklings ♪
1003
00:50:22,583 --> 00:50:24,750
♪ Don't cry ♪
1004
00:50:25,625 --> 00:50:27,958
♪ It's lazy and dumb ♪
1005
00:50:28,458 --> 00:50:31,166
♪ Dry those tears ♪
1006
00:50:31,250 --> 00:50:33,958
♪ They make you look ugly ♪
1007
00:50:34,458 --> 00:50:36,666
♪ Suck it up ♪
1008
00:50:37,166 --> 00:50:39,666
♪ You mustn't succumb ♪
1009
00:50:40,583 --> 00:50:43,125
♪ Everyone's stuck ♪
1010
00:50:43,208 --> 00:50:46,500
♪ With something they're stuck with ♪
1011
00:50:46,583 --> 00:50:51,916
♪ Everyone's trapped
In something they hate ♪
1012
00:50:52,416 --> 00:50:55,041
♪ What does it solve ♪
1013
00:50:55,125 --> 00:50:57,000
♪ To blubber and... ♪
1014
00:50:57,083 --> 00:51:01,375
[mimics a crying baby]
1015
00:51:01,458 --> 00:51:03,958
♪ Why not be strong? ♪
1016
00:51:04,041 --> 00:51:08,458
♪ Make the best of your fate ♪
1017
00:51:09,500 --> 00:51:11,833
♪ Don't cry ♪
1018
00:51:12,333 --> 00:51:14,791
♪ It's really annoying ♪
1019
00:51:16,125 --> 00:51:18,541
♪ Turn off the faucet ♪
1020
00:51:19,041 --> 00:51:21,875
♪ It looks bad on you ♪
1021
00:51:22,666 --> 00:51:25,125
♪ I know it's hard ♪
1022
00:51:25,958 --> 00:51:28,833
♪ I know you're troubled ♪
1023
00:51:28,916 --> 00:51:32,000
♪ But we've all got problems ♪
1024
00:51:32,083 --> 00:51:35,250
♪ So boo-freaking... ♪
1025
00:51:36,291 --> 00:51:42,000
♪ Hoo... ♪
1026
00:51:45,041 --> 00:51:45,875
[yelps]
1027
00:51:47,291 --> 00:51:49,333
Whoa. You scared me.
1028
00:51:49,416 --> 00:51:52,375
♪ Boo-freaking-hoo ♪
1029
00:51:52,458 --> 00:51:55,458
[chuckles] You're just doing
what my grandpa did,
1030
00:51:55,541 --> 00:51:58,833
pretending not to know something,
so I can tell you what's right.
1031
00:51:58,916 --> 00:52:01,916
Here. Scientific research has established
1032
00:52:02,000 --> 00:52:05,416
that crying releases
oxytocin and endorphins.
1033
00:52:05,500 --> 00:52:08,958
These feel-good chemicals help ease
both physical and emotional pain.
1034
00:52:09,041 --> 00:52:12,958
I didn't know how to help her,
so I just listened. And that helped.
1035
00:52:13,041 --> 00:52:15,625
Wow. So you got this E.T. scam going.
1036
00:52:15,708 --> 00:52:18,375
Got every kid thinking he's Elliott?
This will end badly.
1037
00:52:18,458 --> 00:52:21,166
All I know is these kids'll remember me.
1038
00:52:21,250 --> 00:52:24,083
Did you hear about
Hammy #3's funeral last week?
1039
00:52:24,166 --> 00:52:26,708
- Hammy #3 died? Didn't know that.
- Exactly.
1040
00:52:26,791 --> 00:52:30,333
[Leo] They say the funeral was a snooze.
No one had anything to say.
1041
00:52:30,416 --> 00:52:33,750
{\an8}I liked that white spot over his ear.
1042
00:52:33,833 --> 00:52:35,750
{\an8}I liked the way he breathed.
1043
00:52:35,833 --> 00:52:37,458
{\an8}He gave me pinkeye.
1044
00:52:37,541 --> 00:52:41,750
My funeral is gonna be packed
with fond remembrances and anecdotes.
1045
00:52:41,833 --> 00:52:43,333
[belches, slurps]
1046
00:52:43,416 --> 00:52:45,958
Yeah, good for you
and your last week's vocabulary words.
1047
00:52:46,458 --> 00:52:49,916
And, buddy, that funeral
could come sooner than you think.
1048
00:52:51,166 --> 00:52:53,750
- [kids yelling] Me! Me!
- My turn with the Geico thing!
1049
00:52:53,833 --> 00:52:55,750
[yelps, thuds]
1050
00:52:56,625 --> 00:52:59,291
Have fun, Anthony! Leo's awesome!
1051
00:52:59,375 --> 00:53:03,291
These things heads grow back too?
Or just their tails? I'll figure it out.
1052
00:53:03,375 --> 00:53:07,750
Oh, no. Call my next of kin.
This is how I want to divide my estate.
1053
00:53:07,833 --> 00:53:08,833
Help me!
1054
00:53:11,166 --> 00:53:12,791
- What?
- [Squirtle] I got your back.
1055
00:53:12,875 --> 00:53:15,958
- I couldn't let you do this one alone.
- What are you gonna do?
1056
00:53:16,041 --> 00:53:19,000
You lay back. It's harder to hurt me.
I got the shell.
1057
00:53:19,083 --> 00:53:20,750
What about giving advice?
1058
00:53:20,833 --> 00:53:24,000
Oh, like I don't know anything?
I can do what you do.
1059
00:53:26,583 --> 00:53:28,500
- [crowd cheering on phone]
- [Anthony] Mm.
1060
00:53:28,583 --> 00:53:31,583
[commentator] That was an incredible move!
What strategy!
1061
00:53:31,666 --> 00:53:33,541
- Hey!
- [commentator] ...starting to let his...
1062
00:53:33,625 --> 00:53:34,875
Go straight to his head.
1063
00:53:34,958 --> 00:53:36,083
Hey, over here.
1064
00:53:36,166 --> 00:53:37,666
- [yells] What?
- Ah!
1065
00:53:38,291 --> 00:53:39,208
[clattering]
1066
00:53:39,291 --> 00:53:41,375
- Oh, come on!
- Forget that. I talk.
1067
00:53:41,458 --> 00:53:43,833
Oh my God. Grandma!
1068
00:53:43,916 --> 00:53:46,333
No, no, no. Stop, stop.
Can't do that or we'll all die.
1069
00:53:46,416 --> 00:53:49,125
- What? Why?
- I don't know. I... I'm telling you.
1070
00:53:49,208 --> 00:53:52,333
- You... You'll die. Just shut up. Calm down.
- Oh, okay.
1071
00:53:52,416 --> 00:53:56,125
Fix your phone later.
I'm a talking turtle. I picked you 'cause...
1072
00:53:56,708 --> 00:53:58,041
"I like your style."
1073
00:53:58,125 --> 00:54:01,833
- Take it down a notch.
- I got this. Now, tell me your problems.
1074
00:54:01,916 --> 00:54:04,666
- What?
- I... I can fix your problems. I... I... I...
1075
00:54:04,750 --> 00:54:06,750
I seen a lot of things
in that 5th grade room,
1076
00:54:06,833 --> 00:54:08,458
and I can help. So come on.
1077
00:54:08,541 --> 00:54:11,291
I don't have any problems.
Other than I broke my phone.
1078
00:54:11,375 --> 00:54:13,583
Ah-ha. Bully. I get it.
1079
00:54:13,666 --> 00:54:16,333
Come on. You're insecure, right?
Every class bully is.
1080
00:54:16,416 --> 00:54:19,083
No. I don't know.
1081
00:54:20,208 --> 00:54:22,750
You're sad, you got something
tearing you up inside.
1082
00:54:22,833 --> 00:54:26,416
Just say it. I'm a talking turtle.
I can't tell anyone else.
1083
00:54:27,625 --> 00:54:30,708
Of course I'm a bully.
I don't know what else to do.
1084
00:54:30,791 --> 00:54:36,041
- I'm just different. I'm not smart.
- Nah. Everyone's smart in some way.
1085
00:54:36,125 --> 00:54:39,625
You're just afraid of trying
and looking not smart. That's textbook.
1086
00:54:39,708 --> 00:54:42,083
- What's a textbook?
- You know what? Never mind.
1087
00:54:43,166 --> 00:54:46,750
- I'm different in other ways too.
- There you go. Come on. Out with it.
1088
00:54:48,000 --> 00:54:51,750
- You won't say anything?
- No. What is it? What's the sadness?
1089
00:54:52,583 --> 00:54:53,708
[sighs]
1090
00:54:53,791 --> 00:54:56,375
I don't know how babies are made.
1091
00:54:57,416 --> 00:54:59,416
Perfect. That's very class bully.
1092
00:54:59,500 --> 00:55:00,750
Tough on the outside,
1093
00:55:00,833 --> 00:55:03,625
a self-hating pile
of cottage cheese on the inside.
1094
00:55:03,708 --> 00:55:07,708
- Can you just tell me?
- Oh. About babies? Sure. Here we go.
1095
00:55:07,791 --> 00:55:12,375
[clears throat] First, the daddy climbs
on the mommy's back while she's swimming.
1096
00:55:12,458 --> 00:55:14,541
He reaches under the mommy
to find her cloaca.
1097
00:55:15,208 --> 00:55:17,250
This goes on for about 24 hours.
1098
00:55:18,208 --> 00:55:21,708
Then the mommy comes ashore, makes a nest,
and deposits eggs in the sand.
1099
00:55:22,833 --> 00:55:25,625
My mom made eggs in the sand?
1100
00:55:25,708 --> 00:55:28,041
Yes. So the fish don't eat 'em.
1101
00:55:30,500 --> 00:55:31,500
[ball tapping]
1102
00:55:31,583 --> 00:55:35,041
I crushed it.
Totally fixed the kid's problem.
1103
00:55:35,125 --> 00:55:38,416
The taping me up,
maybe it's 'cause he wants to keep me.
1104
00:55:39,791 --> 00:55:42,041
- [tape tearing off]
- [Squirtle screams] Stop!
1105
00:55:42,125 --> 00:55:47,750
[Squirtle snoring, whistling]
1106
00:55:47,833 --> 00:55:50,333
[gentle acoustic music playing]
1107
00:55:52,750 --> 00:55:55,791
You miss your friends
from being held back.
1108
00:55:55,875 --> 00:55:58,375
Worried about being behind?
1109
00:55:58,458 --> 00:56:02,666
This is a tough time,
but these are the best years. Believe me.
1110
00:56:03,208 --> 00:56:05,458
Enjoy not knowing everything.
1111
00:56:05,541 --> 00:56:09,125
Enjoy being a kid. You're a good one.
1112
00:56:09,875 --> 00:56:11,541
Do you miss being a kid?
1113
00:56:12,666 --> 00:56:14,833
I'm just glad I'm still here.
1114
00:56:15,708 --> 00:56:17,291
- [kids laughing]
- [tapping]
1115
00:56:17,375 --> 00:56:20,625
Okay, every one of you
has had a weekend with Leo here.
1116
00:56:20,708 --> 00:56:25,708
So from here on, you'll be taking home...
[sighs] What's the turtle's name again?
1117
00:56:26,500 --> 00:56:29,541
Squirtle. My name is Squirtle.
1118
00:56:30,125 --> 00:56:31,458
I think it's Squirtle.
1119
00:56:31,541 --> 00:56:32,750
Squirtle sucks.
1120
00:56:32,833 --> 00:56:34,625
I beg your pardon? Why?
1121
00:56:34,708 --> 00:56:36,708
I don't know. He just sucks.
1122
00:56:37,791 --> 00:56:40,208
- I like Leo, though. He's nice.
- The best.
1123
00:56:40,291 --> 00:56:43,791
- [kid 1] Yeah! Come on...
- [Logan] Leo's better than that turtle.
1124
00:56:43,875 --> 00:56:50,000
Oh, stop that noise. Stop it!
What is so special about this reptile?
1125
00:56:53,041 --> 00:56:54,708
I like his skin.
1126
00:56:55,208 --> 00:56:57,916
His skin is like my grandma's elbows.
1127
00:56:58,000 --> 00:56:58,916
Uh, same.
1128
00:56:59,000 --> 00:57:00,166
- Same.
- Same.
1129
00:57:00,250 --> 00:57:01,958
- Elbows.
- [kids] Same.
1130
00:57:02,041 --> 00:57:06,416
{\an8}All right. If you all so desperately want
to take home that lizard again,
1131
00:57:06,500 --> 00:57:08,041
{\an8}you'll just have to earn it.
1132
00:57:08,125 --> 00:57:11,291
{\an8}- [kids speaking indistinctly]
- [Cole W.] I wanna get picked!
1133
00:57:11,375 --> 00:57:14,041
{\an8}We'll do our homework
and promise to bring it in.
1134
00:57:14,125 --> 00:57:17,958
You will all make my class
a model of excellence,
1135
00:57:18,041 --> 00:57:23,541
and even win that Academicathalon,
or it's the turtle for all of you.
1136
00:57:24,458 --> 00:57:26,125
[kid] Yes! Thank you so much.
1137
00:57:26,208 --> 00:57:29,916
Was this your dying wish?
To turn a bunch of brats against me?
1138
00:57:30,000 --> 00:57:32,500
It's not about us. It's about the kids.
1139
00:57:32,583 --> 00:57:33,666
They're motivated.
1140
00:57:33,750 --> 00:57:35,750
They're gonna finish the year strong.
1141
00:57:35,833 --> 00:57:39,333
["When It's Us" playing]
1142
00:58:10,916 --> 00:58:13,125
[crowd cheering]
1143
00:58:13,208 --> 00:58:14,625
[excitedly] Yes!
1144
00:58:17,291 --> 00:58:18,750
[cheering]
1145
00:58:18,833 --> 00:58:20,708
[inaudible dialogue]
1146
00:58:22,625 --> 00:58:25,458
Yeah, Louis Pasteur is the father
of microbiology.
1147
00:58:25,541 --> 00:58:29,916
He discovered that dangerous
microorganisms could grow in open water.
1148
00:58:30,000 --> 00:58:32,458
["When It's Us" keeps playing]
1149
00:58:39,750 --> 00:58:41,250
[thunder booms, rumbles]
1150
00:58:41,333 --> 00:58:43,333
[wind howling]
1151
00:58:44,208 --> 00:58:48,583
- Wow! Well, now, that's impressive.
- [all applauding]
1152
00:58:52,125 --> 00:58:53,500
[song ends]
1153
00:58:53,583 --> 00:58:57,958
Class 5-C, you're one step away
from going to Magic Land Park!
1154
00:58:58,041 --> 00:59:01,333
- [kids cheer]
- How great a job has our teacher done?
1155
00:59:01,416 --> 00:59:03,750
- Bravo, Ms. Malkin.
- [kids applaud]
1156
00:59:03,833 --> 00:59:06,791
I know a lot of parents weren't happy
when I first brought you in,
1157
00:59:06,875 --> 00:59:08,875
due to your rep as a miserable person.
1158
00:59:08,958 --> 00:59:12,208
But if you win
the History Fair on Saturday, we'll...
1159
00:59:12,291 --> 00:59:14,250
You'll prove all the doubters wrong.
1160
00:59:14,333 --> 00:59:20,250
Well, Principal Spahn, in the classroom,
sometimes the old ways are the best ways.
1161
00:59:20,333 --> 00:59:21,916
- I can't believe it.
- [air horn blares]
1162
00:59:22,000 --> 00:59:25,041
Back to your posts. No five-highing.
1163
00:59:25,125 --> 00:59:28,125
- [Leo] Oh, that pic is fire.
- [Skyler, on phone] Thank you.
1164
00:59:28,208 --> 00:59:32,250
Hey, what is the deal? I've been waiting
for your next Jenga move for 30 minutes.
1165
00:59:32,333 --> 00:59:34,666
Now did you make the costume
or did your mom?
1166
00:59:34,750 --> 00:59:37,416
Tell the truth.
You know I won't tell anyone.
1167
00:59:37,500 --> 00:59:39,625
- I only talk to you.
- [phone ringing]
1168
00:59:39,708 --> 00:59:41,583
- What?
- [Skyler] Is that another phone?
1169
00:59:41,666 --> 00:59:45,333
Uh, I don't know.
Uh, must be on Malkin's desk or something.
1170
00:59:45,875 --> 00:59:46,958
- [phone 2 rings]
- Oh.
1171
00:59:47,041 --> 00:59:48,750
- [Skyler] Hello?
- Come on.
1172
00:59:48,833 --> 00:59:51,000
- [Skyler] Leo, where'd you go?
- [bleeps, chimes]
1173
00:59:51,083 --> 00:59:52,916
I... I'll be right there.
1174
00:59:53,750 --> 00:59:55,125
- [Skyler] Leo?
- [groans]
1175
00:59:55,208 --> 00:59:56,125
[phone 3 ringing]
1176
00:59:56,208 --> 00:59:59,083
- [Skyler] Hello?
- Hey, pal, toss it here. I'll handle it.
1177
00:59:59,166 --> 01:00:02,000
- [phone rings, stops]
- [Skyler] Can you hear me?
1178
01:00:02,083 --> 01:00:03,416
- [sighs]
- [Skyler] Leo?
1179
01:00:03,500 --> 01:00:06,083
Yeah, I think Malkin
must have an extra phone.
1180
01:00:06,166 --> 01:00:08,458
Anywho, what did Summer say?
1181
01:00:08,541 --> 01:00:11,916
Oh my God,
you can't all play Jackie Kennedy.
1182
01:00:12,000 --> 01:00:15,000
And, like,
we so wanna slay this History Fair.
1183
01:00:15,083 --> 01:00:18,416
[Skyler] I know. That Magic Land Park trip
would be awesome.
1184
01:00:18,500 --> 01:00:21,625
[Leo, feedback-like] Hey, you're awesome
because you tried your best.
1185
01:00:21,708 --> 01:00:23,958
[Skyler, feedback-like]
That's why I'm your special friend?
1186
01:00:24,041 --> 01:00:25,791
[Leo chuckles] Yeah.
1187
01:00:27,041 --> 01:00:30,416
- [door creaks open]
- You talk to Skyler too?
1188
01:00:31,291 --> 01:00:33,541
I... I just... Only because she...
1189
01:00:33,625 --> 01:00:36,458
That's Summer's phone in there,
right behind yours.
1190
01:00:36,541 --> 01:00:38,666
[mischievous music playing]
1191
01:00:41,708 --> 01:00:44,666
- You happy now? For ruining this?
- I don't know what happened.
1192
01:00:44,750 --> 01:00:47,333
I... I must've butt-dialed ya.
I mean, butt-shot ya.
1193
01:00:47,416 --> 01:00:48,916
You don't even have a butt.
1194
01:00:49,000 --> 01:00:50,583
[gasps] How dare you?
1195
01:00:50,666 --> 01:00:51,875
[sad music playing]
1196
01:00:51,958 --> 01:00:55,583
- You talk to all of us?
- You said I was the only one.
1197
01:00:55,666 --> 01:00:57,375
You said I was the only one.
1198
01:00:57,458 --> 01:01:00,375
- I thought I was special.
- You're all special. I...
1199
01:01:00,458 --> 01:01:02,375
[all speaking indistinctly]
1200
01:01:02,458 --> 01:01:04,625
- [Leo] I'm sorry! I just...
- [gasps]
1201
01:01:04,708 --> 01:01:08,750
Seeing you guys getting along
and doing great in class,
1202
01:01:08,833 --> 01:01:11,958
it felt like
I was actually making a difference.
1203
01:01:12,041 --> 01:01:15,500
You did. This year would've been
a nightmare without you helping me.
1204
01:01:15,583 --> 01:01:19,583
[Summer] Ms. Malkin's so mean.
Talking to you made the class bearable.
1205
01:01:19,666 --> 01:01:23,125
- [Leo] I was just worried if you all knew...
- [gasps, breathes heavily]
1206
01:01:23,208 --> 01:01:25,166
...other people would find out.
1207
01:01:25,250 --> 01:01:27,375
You told me not to tell anyone,
and I didn't.
1208
01:01:27,458 --> 01:01:30,875
- Nobody did. Because we can keep a secret.
- [Logan] Yeah.
1209
01:01:30,958 --> 01:01:33,875
What, did you tell everyone
I shave my unibrow?
1210
01:01:34,750 --> 01:01:36,041
Because I don't.
1211
01:01:36,125 --> 01:01:38,958
Hey, the only one he told
about your unibrow,
1212
01:01:39,041 --> 01:01:41,333
or that you still eat your boogers,
was me.
1213
01:01:41,416 --> 01:01:43,666
- And I barely chuckled.
- What?
1214
01:01:43,750 --> 01:01:44,791
I'm leaving.
1215
01:01:45,291 --> 01:01:46,125
I tried.
1216
01:01:46,208 --> 01:01:47,791
[Leo] Wait, it's Friday.
1217
01:01:47,875 --> 01:01:50,166
Aren't you gonna take me home?
1218
01:01:50,250 --> 01:01:52,333
Summer, it's your turn.
1219
01:01:52,416 --> 01:01:54,583
Please, I'm so sorry.
1220
01:01:54,666 --> 01:01:57,916
How can we trust you now?
That was a question.
1221
01:01:59,375 --> 01:02:00,458
[door creaks]
1222
01:02:00,541 --> 01:02:03,000
All right, what's everyone doing here?
1223
01:02:03,083 --> 01:02:05,625
Oh, you're leaving.
Good. Take the whole day off.
1224
01:02:05,708 --> 01:02:09,375
You need to rest up
for the history fair tomorrow. Go home.
1225
01:02:09,458 --> 01:02:11,833
Go. Shoo. Come on, out you go.
1226
01:02:13,625 --> 01:02:14,750
[door beeps, shuts]
1227
01:02:14,833 --> 01:02:16,375
[curious music playing]
1228
01:02:18,750 --> 01:02:21,500
You and I have a lot to talk about.
1229
01:02:23,833 --> 01:02:24,708
I don't understand.
1230
01:02:24,791 --> 01:02:27,875
I... I know I lied to the kids.
What did I do to you?
1231
01:02:27,958 --> 01:02:32,833
Excuse me, talking to my students
behind my back? Advising them?
1232
01:02:32,916 --> 01:02:35,833
Okay. I feel terrible,
but I was just trying to...
1233
01:02:35,916 --> 01:02:37,625
Undermine my methods!
1234
01:02:37,708 --> 01:02:40,875
Cheat me out of feeling
any satisfaction from their success.
1235
01:02:40,958 --> 01:02:44,875
What? They learned everything you wanted.
Why wouldn't that make you happy?
1236
01:02:44,958 --> 01:02:48,000
Don't think you can analyze me.
I'm an adult.
1237
01:02:48,083 --> 01:02:52,041
Not a shrieking brat who thinks
reading Canterbury Tales is torture.
1238
01:02:52,125 --> 01:02:53,166
It's not torture?
1239
01:02:53,250 --> 01:02:54,291
Quiet!
1240
01:02:54,375 --> 01:02:59,250
Asking me to be happy
when I have nothing but these four walls.
1241
01:02:59,333 --> 01:03:03,541
- What about your family?
- Excuse me, do you see any family?
1242
01:03:03,625 --> 01:03:07,083
Oh. Uh, not unless you're related
to the gym coach.
1243
01:03:07,583 --> 01:03:10,541
- Those pictures are none of your business.
- Gotcha. Never saw 'em.
1244
01:03:11,291 --> 01:03:16,833
I put my whole life into teaching
just to be a mere substitute.
1245
01:03:16,916 --> 01:03:18,041
[sad piano song plays]
1246
01:03:18,125 --> 01:03:21,666
{\an8}Never had my own class,
never got any respect.
1247
01:03:22,541 --> 01:03:23,958
♪ Happy? ♪
1248
01:03:24,916 --> 01:03:28,125
♪ You want me to be happy? ♪
1249
01:03:28,791 --> 01:03:31,583
Look, I also had dreams
that never happened.
1250
01:03:31,666 --> 01:03:34,666
Like seeing the Everglades,
or spreading Salmonella.
1251
01:03:34,750 --> 01:03:37,875
But this year,
I fell into something even better.
1252
01:03:37,958 --> 01:03:40,250
I really clicked with these kids.
1253
01:03:40,333 --> 01:03:45,625
Uh, maybe it helped, just a little,
that you're a talking animal?
1254
01:03:45,708 --> 01:03:48,333
Yeah, but also, maybe it's you.
1255
01:03:48,416 --> 01:03:51,583
'Cause I've seen subs come
through this school that kids love.
1256
01:03:51,666 --> 01:03:54,458
{\an8}♪ What about Mrs. Knight? ♪
1257
01:03:54,541 --> 01:03:57,250
♪ Nice to the kids
Didn't smell quite right ♪
1258
01:03:57,916 --> 01:04:00,750
{\an8}♪ Remember Mr. Monk? ♪
1259
01:04:00,833 --> 01:04:03,083
♪ He was a closet drunk ♪
1260
01:04:04,041 --> 01:04:07,416
♪ This may have been before your time ♪
1261
01:04:07,500 --> 01:04:08,833
{\an8}♪ Miss Losch? ♪
1262
01:04:08,916 --> 01:04:11,250
A fine teacher.
1263
01:04:11,333 --> 01:04:14,291
♪ She was mine ♪
1264
01:04:15,208 --> 01:04:17,708
Wait, you were a student here?
1265
01:04:17,791 --> 01:04:21,416
You don't remember me?
I was a lot different.
1266
01:04:21,500 --> 01:04:22,833
{\an8}I was...
1267
01:04:22,916 --> 01:04:24,750
{\an8}♪ Happy ♪
1268
01:04:25,250 --> 01:04:27,166
{\an8}[Leo] Oh, wow. Yeah.
1269
01:04:27,250 --> 01:04:29,791
You were very sweet.
1270
01:04:29,875 --> 01:04:32,708
I was adorable. And she...
1271
01:04:32,791 --> 01:04:34,875
♪ She made you... ♪
1272
01:04:34,958 --> 01:04:36,875
♪ Happy ♪
1273
01:04:36,958 --> 01:04:39,125
Yes, she did.
1274
01:04:39,208 --> 01:04:41,750
She made me feel like I could do anything.
1275
01:04:41,833 --> 01:04:44,125
And tell me, do you think she was...
1276
01:04:44,208 --> 01:04:46,625
♪ Happy? ♪
1277
01:04:46,708 --> 01:04:48,625
She made you her family.
1278
01:04:48,708 --> 01:04:51,958
That's what great teachers do.
Even substitutes.
1279
01:04:52,041 --> 01:04:55,375
With the little time they have,
they try to make a difference.
1280
01:04:55,458 --> 01:04:58,041
And that's what keeps them happy.
1281
01:04:58,125 --> 01:05:02,000
♪ You can feel love
It's not the end ♪
1282
01:05:02,083 --> 01:05:05,458
♪ That smile you had can come back again ♪
1283
01:05:05,541 --> 01:05:09,125
♪ Just pull that stick out your tush
And take a cue ♪
1284
01:05:09,958 --> 01:05:13,500
[song transitions into upbeat]
♪ From teachers that preceded you ♪
1285
01:05:13,583 --> 01:05:15,333
♪ You're not alone ♪
1286
01:05:15,416 --> 01:05:17,333
♪ Make a home for them ♪
1287
01:05:17,416 --> 01:05:19,916
♪ And embrace your important role ♪
1288
01:05:20,000 --> 01:05:22,166
[both] ♪ In shaping them ♪
1289
01:05:22,916 --> 01:05:26,750
♪ Body and soul ♪
1290
01:05:27,958 --> 01:05:29,375
[laughs]
1291
01:05:29,458 --> 01:05:32,875
- ♪ And you'll be ♪
- ♪ And I'll be ♪
1292
01:05:33,375 --> 01:05:37,416
[both] ♪ Happy ♪
1293
01:05:38,666 --> 01:05:42,875
- Well, that felt wonderful.
- I know you got it in you.
1294
01:05:42,958 --> 01:05:45,708
You're gonna get those kids
first place tomorrow.
1295
01:05:45,791 --> 01:05:48,875
- Oh, you're coming with me.
- No, please. They're mad.
1296
01:05:48,958 --> 01:05:50,916
Let... Let them focus on winning.
1297
01:05:51,000 --> 01:05:52,833
Well, I'm still taking you.
1298
01:05:52,916 --> 01:05:53,750
After they win,
1299
01:05:53,833 --> 01:05:56,916
we'll make sure they appreciate
all you were doing for them.
1300
01:05:57,875 --> 01:06:00,750
You know what? You are special.
1301
01:06:01,291 --> 01:06:03,291
[indistinct chattering]
1302
01:06:04,875 --> 01:06:06,625
[Cole H.] I couldn't sleep last night.
1303
01:06:06,708 --> 01:06:09,708
I couldn't stop thinking
about what Leo did to us.
1304
01:06:09,791 --> 01:06:12,875
Let's just not talk about Leo.
We're done with Leo.
1305
01:06:12,958 --> 01:06:15,208
We're ready.
We can win this thing ourselves.
1306
01:06:15,291 --> 01:06:18,916
- [door opens]
- Good morning, my dear students.
1307
01:06:21,708 --> 01:06:22,833
[door creaks]
1308
01:06:22,916 --> 01:06:26,916
- They look confident.
- You sounded nice. Real warm.
1309
01:06:27,000 --> 01:06:29,208
Thank you.
I'll keep you posted when I can.
1310
01:06:30,250 --> 01:06:33,791
- [peppy music playing]
- [indistinct chattering]
1311
01:06:34,958 --> 01:06:36,083
I'm Betsy Ross.
1312
01:06:36,166 --> 01:06:39,500
I designed the first American Flag
in 1776.
1313
01:06:39,583 --> 01:06:42,541
But I didn't just say
what I thought the flag should look like,
1314
01:06:42,625 --> 01:06:44,958
I listened to others
to see what they thought.
1315
01:06:45,041 --> 01:06:47,583
The result was
the superior design we have today,
1316
01:06:47,666 --> 01:06:49,208
and also, people liking me more.
1317
01:06:50,500 --> 01:06:51,916
{\an8}I'm Susan B. Anthony.
1318
01:06:52,000 --> 01:06:54,500
{\an8}I played a pivotal role
in the women's suffrage movement
1319
01:06:54,583 --> 01:06:56,125
{\an8}in the 19th century.
1320
01:06:56,208 --> 01:06:59,416
{\an8}But I'm not that special or great.
And neither is my family.
1321
01:06:59,500 --> 01:07:03,625
So I can relate to average women
who couldn't vote until 1920.
1322
01:07:03,708 --> 01:07:06,916
I'm Winston Churchill.
"We shall fight on the beaches."
1323
01:07:07,000 --> 01:07:09,666
"We shall fight them
in the fields and in the streets."
1324
01:07:09,750 --> 01:07:11,083
"We shall never surrender,
1325
01:07:11,166 --> 01:07:13,833
but we shall let them down easy,
with a nice letter."
1326
01:07:13,916 --> 01:07:16,666
- "So they don't lose their minds."
- This is wonderful.
1327
01:07:16,750 --> 01:07:18,708
You've taught them life lessons.
1328
01:07:18,791 --> 01:07:21,333
I... I can't hear anything.
Can you open your pocket?
1329
01:07:21,416 --> 01:07:25,916
{\an8}They burned me, Joan of Arc,
at the stake, but I am not afraid.
1330
01:07:26,000 --> 01:07:28,958
{\an8}Boo-freaking-hoo! Everyone's got problems.
1331
01:07:29,041 --> 01:07:32,541
I talked about it to a friend
and felt a lot better.
1332
01:07:32,625 --> 01:07:33,958
[audience applauding]
1333
01:07:34,041 --> 01:07:38,416
Aw, I think that friend is you.
1334
01:07:39,500 --> 01:07:43,708
[Principal Spahn] Malkin's Marvels,
you're going to Magic Land Park!
1335
01:07:43,791 --> 01:07:46,833
- Congratulations, class!
- [audience applauds and cheers]
1336
01:07:46,916 --> 01:07:47,750
[TJ's dad] Yeah!
1337
01:07:47,833 --> 01:07:52,583
And to the first substitute
to ever win Teacher of the Year!
1338
01:07:52,666 --> 01:07:54,500
[audience cheering]
1339
01:07:54,583 --> 01:07:58,458
You'll be chaperoned
by Ms. Malkin and Coach Kimura.
1340
01:07:58,541 --> 01:08:00,500
- [chuckles] Oh...
- [triumphant music playing]
1341
01:08:00,583 --> 01:08:03,708
Is it over? We win? When do I come out?
1342
01:08:03,791 --> 01:08:05,208
[muffled] What's happening?
1343
01:08:06,250 --> 01:08:08,625
Ms. Malkin, can we go see Leo?
1344
01:08:08,708 --> 01:08:12,416
- Honey, it's about to rain.
- We can't go to our class for one second?
1345
01:08:12,500 --> 01:08:15,666
You know what the rain does
to my extensions. [sighs]
1346
01:08:15,750 --> 01:08:18,833
I gotta say, I thought you were
some kind of a twisted animal.
1347
01:08:18,916 --> 01:08:22,541
A rabid, bitter bag
of mothballs foaming at the mouth.
1348
01:08:22,625 --> 01:08:27,541
But I've never seen my Jayda speak
like that. It's like she's, uh, nice?
1349
01:08:27,625 --> 01:08:28,958
That's our Ms. Malkin!
1350
01:08:29,041 --> 01:08:30,916
[Kabir's mom]
You really got to know our kids.
1351
01:08:31,000 --> 01:08:34,083
- What a special lady.
- Get this woman a full-time job next year.
1352
01:08:34,166 --> 01:08:36,333
[chuckles] Oh,
I think we can arrange that.
1353
01:08:36,416 --> 01:08:38,625
[Summer's mom]
She's helped Summer make friends.
1354
01:08:38,708 --> 01:08:40,875
[Cole H.'s dad] Cole's proud of his voice,
thanks to you.
1355
01:08:40,958 --> 01:08:43,083
- [Logan's mom] How'd you do it?
- Well... You know...
1356
01:08:43,166 --> 01:08:45,625
[Leo grunting, yelling]
1357
01:08:45,708 --> 01:08:48,166
That's, um... my stomach. I... I better go.
1358
01:08:49,458 --> 01:08:51,791
- [air horn blares]
- She's not gonna make it.
1359
01:08:52,541 --> 01:08:54,541
What happened? I couldn't hear nothing.
1360
01:08:54,625 --> 01:08:57,125
Did we win?
I thought I was gonna see the kids.
1361
01:08:57,208 --> 01:08:59,375
We're going somewhere very special.
1362
01:08:59,458 --> 01:09:01,375
We're all going to celebrate?
1363
01:09:01,458 --> 01:09:02,666
What, a pizza party?
1364
01:09:02,750 --> 01:09:05,500
[dramatic music playing]
1365
01:09:05,583 --> 01:09:07,833
Wow, this pizza's out in the boonies.
1366
01:09:09,166 --> 01:09:10,375
[engine revs]
1367
01:09:13,625 --> 01:09:16,708
[grunts] What's goin' on?
You're leaving me here?
1368
01:09:16,791 --> 01:09:18,250
What about the kids?
1369
01:09:18,333 --> 01:09:22,125
They lost. The class
embarrassed themselves and blamed you.
1370
01:09:22,208 --> 01:09:24,958
What? What was all that cheering?
1371
01:09:25,041 --> 01:09:27,791
That was for the other class. I'm sorry.
1372
01:09:27,875 --> 01:09:30,958
What did I do? I've never felt so bad.
1373
01:09:31,041 --> 01:09:33,458
Don't say that.
You said the Everglades was your dream.
1374
01:09:33,541 --> 01:09:36,916
Now you can live it out, with no chance
of ever running into the children.
1375
01:09:37,000 --> 01:09:40,375
Or their parents.
Or the principal. Or the media.
1376
01:09:41,208 --> 01:09:43,041
I said it was my dream.
1377
01:09:43,125 --> 01:09:45,250
- The kids are what I...
- [engine revs]
1378
01:09:46,166 --> 01:09:47,000
[brakes squeal]
1379
01:09:49,958 --> 01:09:50,791
[sighs]
1380
01:09:52,208 --> 01:09:55,000
- [engine revs]
- [tires screech]
1381
01:09:55,083 --> 01:09:57,750
- [ominous music playing]
- [frogs croaking]
1382
01:09:57,833 --> 01:09:59,875
- [alligator growls]
- [yelps]
1383
01:10:05,083 --> 01:10:08,916
[devices ringing, beeping]
1384
01:10:13,708 --> 01:10:15,083
- [Mia] What?
- [Cole H.] Where is he?
1385
01:10:15,166 --> 01:10:17,125
- [Summer] Is he hiding?
- [Cole H.] He's not hiding.
1386
01:10:17,208 --> 01:10:18,041
He was here.
1387
01:10:18,125 --> 01:10:19,833
- You seen him?
- [Jayda] What happened?
1388
01:10:19,916 --> 01:10:23,083
What a shame. He must've run away.
1389
01:10:23,166 --> 01:10:24,625
- [kids gasp]
- [vacuum thuds]
1390
01:10:24,708 --> 01:10:29,458
[tinkling]
1391
01:10:31,958 --> 01:10:35,000
- He left us?
- Oh, look.
1392
01:10:35,583 --> 01:10:38,041
There seems to be some kind of note.
1393
01:10:38,125 --> 01:10:41,541
- Leo could write?
- Of course. He could talk.
1394
01:10:41,625 --> 01:10:47,041
Oh! He talked to you people too?
Oh, I thought I was special.
1395
01:10:49,458 --> 01:10:50,708
"Dear class."
1396
01:10:50,791 --> 01:10:53,625
"I've greatly enjoyed my time
with you this year,
1397
01:10:53,708 --> 01:10:57,333
but I wish to move on
and finally see the world."
1398
01:10:57,416 --> 01:11:01,000
"I realize I broke your trust,
and that can't be fixed."
1399
01:11:01,708 --> 01:11:03,458
"But if you would be so kind,
1400
01:11:03,541 --> 01:11:07,041
please keep our conversations secret,
so that I'm not harassed,
1401
01:11:07,125 --> 01:11:10,083
like E.T. or The Iron Giant, or Splash,
1402
01:11:10,166 --> 01:11:13,750
or the classic, The Shape of Water."
1403
01:11:13,833 --> 01:11:18,166
"Simply attribute your success
to Ms. Malkin,
1404
01:11:18,250 --> 01:11:21,708
{\an8}whose integrity is beyond reproach."
[chuckles]
1405
01:11:22,208 --> 01:11:24,208
"Best Regards, Leo."
1406
01:11:25,333 --> 01:11:30,375
Well, let's try and be happy for Leo.
He's doing what he wanted most.
1407
01:11:30,458 --> 01:11:32,958
But we never even got to thank him.
1408
01:11:33,041 --> 01:11:37,291
That's life, gang.
Life gets more difficult the older we get.
1409
01:11:38,500 --> 01:11:40,041
It's called growing up.
1410
01:11:40,125 --> 01:11:43,583
[sad piano music playing]
1411
01:11:45,208 --> 01:11:47,291
♪ When I was ten ♪
1412
01:11:49,208 --> 01:11:52,208
♪ I didn't have a single care ♪
1413
01:11:52,708 --> 01:11:55,583
♪ And not a single body hair ♪
1414
01:11:56,083 --> 01:11:58,625
♪ And life was fine ♪
1415
01:11:59,791 --> 01:12:02,916
♪ When I was nine ♪
1416
01:12:03,000 --> 01:12:06,125
♪ We still left milk for Santa Claus ♪
1417
01:12:06,208 --> 01:12:09,208
♪ My mom was not in menopause ♪
1418
01:12:09,291 --> 01:12:12,666
♪ And life was great ♪
1419
01:12:13,250 --> 01:12:15,583
♪ When I was eight ♪
1420
01:12:16,375 --> 01:12:19,333
♪ I still could wear a size one shoe ♪
1421
01:12:19,958 --> 01:12:23,666
♪ I thought Big Macs were good for you ♪
1422
01:12:23,750 --> 01:12:26,041
♪ Yes, life was heaven ♪
1423
01:12:27,583 --> 01:12:30,166
♪ When I was seven ♪
1424
01:12:31,916 --> 01:12:34,708
♪ I knew some dirty words
But thought ♪
1425
01:12:35,500 --> 01:12:38,375
♪ That babies came out of Mom's butt ♪
1426
01:12:39,208 --> 01:12:41,291
♪ Like baby chicks ♪
1427
01:12:42,583 --> 01:12:44,833
♪ When I was six ♪
1428
01:12:45,500 --> 01:12:48,708
♪ My folks would fight
But I was chill ♪
1429
01:12:49,208 --> 01:12:54,041
♪ My grandpa and my gerbils
Were still alive ♪
1430
01:12:54,833 --> 01:12:57,833
♪ When I was five ♪
1431
01:12:58,791 --> 01:13:02,583
♪ I didn't care that people die ♪
1432
01:13:02,666 --> 01:13:08,375
♪ A haircut used to make me cry way more ♪
1433
01:13:10,125 --> 01:13:11,916
♪ When I was four ♪
1434
01:13:13,666 --> 01:13:16,083
♪ I didn't need to have a phone ♪
1435
01:13:17,000 --> 01:13:22,958
♪ They hadn't yet invented drones
To follow me ♪
1436
01:13:24,208 --> 01:13:26,750
♪ When I was three ♪
1437
01:13:27,666 --> 01:13:30,541
♪ I'd laugh for days when I was two ♪
1438
01:13:31,208 --> 01:13:34,583
♪ When someone said the word doo-doo ♪
1439
01:13:35,458 --> 01:13:39,250
♪ There were no rules when I was one ♪
1440
01:13:39,916 --> 01:13:42,333
♪ Except, don't fall ♪
1441
01:13:42,416 --> 01:13:45,666
♪ We just had fun ♪
1442
01:13:46,250 --> 01:13:47,916
♪ But that was then ♪
1443
01:13:50,791 --> 01:13:56,458
[all] ♪ When I was ten ♪
1444
01:13:56,541 --> 01:13:57,375
[song ends]
1445
01:13:58,125 --> 01:14:00,375
Okay, everybody.
Be careful on the Dragon Coaster.
1446
01:14:00,458 --> 01:14:02,208
Wipe the chair and the safety bar.
1447
01:14:02,291 --> 01:14:05,000
Doesn't matter what the teacher says,
you call us every half hour.
1448
01:14:05,083 --> 01:14:07,416
- And don't lick anything.
- [light music plays]
1449
01:14:07,500 --> 01:14:10,958
They tried to put the shift on Kabir
when he was up, but guess what?
1450
01:14:11,041 --> 01:14:13,375
- He can hit to right field too.
- Oh!
1451
01:14:13,458 --> 01:14:15,083
That is something.
1452
01:14:15,666 --> 01:14:19,583
- What do you think Leo's doing right now?
- I have no idea.
1453
01:14:19,666 --> 01:14:22,958
- [insects chirping]
- [frogs croaking]
1454
01:14:24,750 --> 01:14:27,000
[snake hissing]
1455
01:14:31,875 --> 01:14:35,541
Sure, kids, why flip over
the musty old turtle before you leave?
1456
01:14:35,625 --> 01:14:38,958
[yelling] Even though he knows the truth?
But no, everyone's gone!
1457
01:14:39,041 --> 01:14:41,291
Everyone but me and that pathetic...
1458
01:14:41,375 --> 01:14:44,125
[in normal voice] Wait.
Where's the allergy kid's phone? Ah.
1459
01:14:44,208 --> 01:14:47,583
[grunting]
1460
01:14:47,666 --> 01:14:48,958
Ha. [grunts]
1461
01:14:49,041 --> 01:14:49,916
[sighs] Here we go.
1462
01:14:50,500 --> 01:14:53,250
[reading messages out loud]
1463
01:15:00,666 --> 01:15:02,416
[continues reading out loud]
1464
01:15:07,333 --> 01:15:09,958
- [crashes]
- [glass shatters]
1465
01:15:10,041 --> 01:15:12,000
{\an8}[adventurous music playing]
1466
01:15:13,375 --> 01:15:15,583
There's no time for lettuce. Flip me!
1467
01:15:16,250 --> 01:15:17,333
Okay, we gotta move!
1468
01:15:20,875 --> 01:15:22,333
Follow those brats!
1469
01:15:24,416 --> 01:15:26,208
- [flamingo] Hey.
- [whimpers]
1470
01:15:26,291 --> 01:15:29,083
Shake it off, man.
You're freaking everyone out.
1471
01:15:30,958 --> 01:15:33,666
[adventurous music continues]
1472
01:15:38,041 --> 01:15:39,458
Okay, let's hit it.
1473
01:15:40,833 --> 01:15:41,833
[croaks]
1474
01:15:41,916 --> 01:15:43,875
[mysterious music playing]
1475
01:15:45,208 --> 01:15:46,541
[buzzing]
1476
01:15:50,333 --> 01:15:51,833
[gulps, chews]
1477
01:15:54,083 --> 01:15:57,958
[smooth bossa nova music playing]
1478
01:16:01,125 --> 01:16:05,208
[breathing heavily]
1479
01:16:08,583 --> 01:16:10,416
- [music stops]
- [pouch toots]
1480
01:16:11,666 --> 01:16:13,166
Ouch.
1481
01:16:14,375 --> 01:16:17,333
{\an8}- [light music playing]
- This is our last field trip together.
1482
01:16:17,416 --> 01:16:19,208
Why does it feel like our worst?
1483
01:16:19,291 --> 01:16:21,208
[drone humming]
1484
01:16:21,291 --> 01:16:22,416
- [knocks]
- What?
1485
01:16:24,000 --> 01:16:29,958
- [adventurous music playing]
- [kids speaking indistinctly]
1486
01:16:30,041 --> 01:16:31,666
[singing "Watch Me" by Silentó]
1487
01:16:31,750 --> 01:16:33,750
♪ Now watch me nae nae
Okay ♪
1488
01:16:33,833 --> 01:16:35,333
♪ Now watch me whip... ♪
1489
01:16:35,416 --> 01:16:38,083
- What is going on back here?
- She did it!
1490
01:16:38,166 --> 01:16:41,333
- Excuse me?
- I saw it. I saw the whole thing.
1491
01:16:41,416 --> 01:16:44,375
She took him out of the terrarium
after you guys left that day.
1492
01:16:44,458 --> 01:16:46,541
She took him,
and I wanted to say something,
1493
01:16:46,625 --> 01:16:47,833
but her and her vacuum,
1494
01:16:47,916 --> 01:16:51,500
they gave me the stink eye,
and I slipped on, uh, somebody else's pee,
1495
01:16:51,583 --> 01:16:54,166
and I flipped on my back,
and this whole thing is my fault
1496
01:16:54,250 --> 01:16:57,166
'cause I got jealous of my best friend
instead of being happy for him.
1497
01:16:57,250 --> 01:17:01,000
I used the camera phone to bust him,
but now I gotta bust you, Demeritface!
1498
01:17:01,083 --> 01:17:05,083
He's lying! This turtle can't be trusted.
He turned on Leo.
1499
01:17:05,166 --> 01:17:09,166
Come on. You all know Leo's
the reason you got this stupid trip.
1500
01:17:09,250 --> 01:17:11,416
He helped you
with your weird kid problems.
1501
01:17:11,500 --> 01:17:12,625
That's why you won.
1502
01:17:12,708 --> 01:17:16,375
He wanted to do something meaningful
with the rest of his pathetic time,
1503
01:17:16,458 --> 01:17:17,291
and he did it.
1504
01:17:17,375 --> 01:17:19,250
Why did you say, "The rest of his time"?
1505
01:17:19,333 --> 01:17:21,000
- He's dying!
- [kids] What?!
1506
01:17:21,083 --> 01:17:23,708
He's gonna be 75.
That's lights out for lizards.
1507
01:17:23,791 --> 01:17:25,208
- Oh, no!
- [Cole H.] He's dying?
1508
01:17:25,291 --> 01:17:27,875
But does Demeritface care? No!
1509
01:17:27,958 --> 01:17:30,666
All Demeritface wants is all the credit!
1510
01:17:30,750 --> 01:17:32,041
[gasps] Another lie!
1511
01:17:32,125 --> 01:17:34,208
Then where is he, Ms. Misery?
1512
01:17:34,291 --> 01:17:37,125
Where's my best friend,
Demeritface? Where is he?
1513
01:17:37,208 --> 01:17:40,166
- Out with it, Demeritface!
- [Cole H.] Where is he, Demeritface?
1514
01:17:40,250 --> 01:17:42,791
[kids clamoring indistinctly]
1515
01:17:42,875 --> 01:17:46,166
♪ Watch me, watch me
Ooh, watch me, watch me, ooh... ♪
1516
01:17:46,250 --> 01:17:50,500
- [Cole H.] What did you do with him?
- Stop it! Stop it! Stop it now!
1517
01:17:54,541 --> 01:17:57,833
[gentle music playing]
1518
01:17:58,583 --> 01:18:02,416
I took him, and I drove him away.
1519
01:18:02,500 --> 01:18:04,583
- That's crazy! Seriously?
- I can't believe you!
1520
01:18:04,666 --> 01:18:08,083
He's right, I wanted the credit.
1521
01:18:08,583 --> 01:18:10,375
I thought it would make me...
1522
01:18:10,875 --> 01:18:13,166
♪ Happy ♪
1523
01:18:13,250 --> 01:18:16,541
- He's gonna die thinking we're mad at him.
- Where did you take him?
1524
01:18:16,625 --> 01:18:19,291
[sighs] The Everglades.
1525
01:18:19,375 --> 01:18:22,250
You sent him to the Glades?
That's a terrible neighborhood!
1526
01:18:22,333 --> 01:18:26,416
- Those crazy animals will rip him apart!
- Ms. Malkin, please help us find him.
1527
01:18:26,500 --> 01:18:28,458
We can't not see him again.
1528
01:18:29,291 --> 01:18:31,250
- [sighs]
- [resolute music plays]
1529
01:18:32,333 --> 01:18:34,875
[singing "Wobble" by V.I.C., then stops]
1530
01:18:34,958 --> 01:18:35,791
Hey there.
1531
01:18:35,875 --> 01:18:39,083
We need to change course.
We're going to the Everglades.
1532
01:18:39,166 --> 01:18:41,000
What? We're going to Magic Land Park!
1533
01:18:41,083 --> 01:18:44,125
That's what the parents expect,
and that's where we're goin'.
1534
01:18:44,208 --> 01:18:46,583
Oh my, our first fight.
1535
01:18:48,708 --> 01:18:51,541
- [dramatic music playing]
- [kids cheer]
1536
01:18:51,625 --> 01:18:53,375
- [tires screech]
- [yelps]
1537
01:18:54,333 --> 01:18:55,416
[gasps, grunts]
1538
01:18:57,625 --> 01:18:59,583
[panting] Thank you. I'm fine.
1539
01:19:00,916 --> 01:19:04,541
Children, we're going to Magic Land Park.
1540
01:19:06,666 --> 01:19:10,166
- [insects humming]
- [water trickling]
1541
01:19:14,500 --> 01:19:15,416
[tribal music plays]
1542
01:19:15,500 --> 01:19:20,291
Thanks, but a little too murky for me.
How... How close are we to a drip tube?
1543
01:19:20,791 --> 01:19:23,333
Seriously, the microorganisms
will kill you.
1544
01:19:23,416 --> 01:19:24,791
- A kid told me that.
- [buzzing]
1545
01:19:24,875 --> 01:19:27,125
You guys never heard of Louis Pasteur?
1546
01:19:28,750 --> 01:19:30,750
[firefly 1 buzzing]
1547
01:19:31,833 --> 01:19:34,500
- [firefly 1 buzzing rhythmically]
- [all fireflies buzzing]
1548
01:19:34,583 --> 01:19:36,583
[grunting]
1549
01:19:39,291 --> 01:19:41,375
[lizards laughing]
1550
01:19:41,458 --> 01:19:43,833
What the... [garbling]
1551
01:19:44,416 --> 01:19:47,583
- Someone help me out here.
- [pony] Boss, is that you?
1552
01:19:47,666 --> 01:19:49,416
[yells, grunts]
1553
01:19:49,500 --> 01:19:50,541
Wha... What?
1554
01:19:50,625 --> 01:19:54,166
Hey, that's the guy!
The guy who set us free at that party.
1555
01:19:54,250 --> 01:19:56,250
- That's the guy?
- [animals gasp]
1556
01:19:56,333 --> 01:19:58,916
- [animals speak indistinctly]
- [lizard] That's the guy.
1557
01:20:01,625 --> 01:20:04,875
I don't know what Grandma's thinking.
We'll save him on our own, let's go.
1558
01:20:06,708 --> 01:20:08,541
[adventurous music plays]
1559
01:20:09,375 --> 01:20:11,583
- [tribal music playing]
- Get this guy some algae.
1560
01:20:14,208 --> 01:20:17,250
- And some of you.
- [buzzing intensely]
1561
01:20:17,333 --> 01:20:20,791
Boss, you're gonna love it here.
No trainers telling you what to do,
1562
01:20:20,875 --> 01:20:24,041
no bratty kids joking
about your compact legs.
1563
01:20:24,541 --> 01:20:26,333
But I miss those kids.
1564
01:20:26,416 --> 01:20:27,291
[pony] What?
1565
01:20:27,375 --> 01:20:30,541
They're not bratty.
You just gotta get to know them.
1566
01:20:30,625 --> 01:20:34,458
Like this one kid whose father's back
had a gorilla situation.
1567
01:20:34,541 --> 01:20:36,250
[drone humming]
1568
01:20:36,333 --> 01:20:38,500
{\an8}[beeping]
1569
01:20:39,291 --> 01:20:41,416
I got this. You go back to the kids.
1570
01:20:41,500 --> 01:20:42,333
[yells]
1571
01:20:43,291 --> 01:20:44,458
[grunts]
1572
01:20:44,541 --> 01:20:46,500
Hey, anybody see a buddy of mine?
1573
01:20:46,583 --> 01:20:49,458
He's green with bumps,
got a tail, wicked ugly.
1574
01:20:51,416 --> 01:20:53,291
Okay, moving on.
1575
01:20:53,916 --> 01:20:55,916
[adventurous music playing]
1576
01:20:57,208 --> 01:20:59,125
- [Coach Kimura] We're here, y'all!
- [Cole W.] Yes!
1577
01:20:59,208 --> 01:21:00,791
- [kids cheering]
- And I'm hungry.
1578
01:21:00,875 --> 01:21:03,333
- Let's do this.
- Hi, welcome to Magic Land Park.
1579
01:21:03,416 --> 01:21:05,000
- Okay. Let me get...
- A Cotton Dragon!
1580
01:21:05,083 --> 01:21:06,875
- A Wizard Puffs, please?
- Me too!
1581
01:21:06,958 --> 01:21:08,791
- I'll take a Unicorn Balls.
- Huh?
1582
01:21:08,875 --> 01:21:10,458
They're jawbreakers. Please?
1583
01:21:10,541 --> 01:21:12,750
[chuckles] Okay, gang.
You getting all of this?
1584
01:21:12,833 --> 01:21:14,916
Oh, and I need one Fireblower hat.
1585
01:21:16,000 --> 01:21:19,083
Okie doke. Now we're ready,
am I right, kids?
1586
01:21:19,166 --> 01:21:20,208
[footsteps receding]
1587
01:21:21,125 --> 01:21:22,625
Are you kidding me? Hey!
1588
01:21:22,708 --> 01:21:25,000
- [Summer] Go! Run fast!
- [TJ] Come on. Move it!
1589
01:21:25,083 --> 01:21:27,750
- [kid] Come on!
- [panting]
1590
01:21:27,833 --> 01:21:29,500
- [grunting and panting]
- [panting]
1591
01:21:34,291 --> 01:21:35,958
- [tires screech]
- [driver] Oh my God!
1592
01:21:36,041 --> 01:21:39,541
- [panting]
- [panting, gobbling]
1593
01:21:39,625 --> 01:21:41,791
- Come on, Ms. Malkin. Hurry up.
- [Cole H.] Faster!
1594
01:21:41,875 --> 01:21:44,250
[panting] Just go. Go without me!
1595
01:21:44,333 --> 01:21:46,208
- But you have to drive us!
- [pants]
1596
01:21:46,291 --> 01:21:47,833
[pants, grunts]
1597
01:21:47,916 --> 01:21:49,625
- [grunting]
- [Cole H.] Come on!
1598
01:21:49,708 --> 01:21:50,625
[both grunt]
1599
01:21:50,708 --> 01:21:54,208
- [kids straining and shouting]
- [Coach Kimura straining]
1600
01:21:54,291 --> 01:21:55,708
[exciting music playing]
1601
01:21:56,958 --> 01:21:59,166
- [beeping]
- [whirring]
1602
01:21:59,250 --> 01:22:02,166
- [kids] Come on, Ms. Malkin!
- [straining]
1603
01:22:02,250 --> 01:22:03,375
[Ms. Malkin grunting]
1604
01:22:03,458 --> 01:22:04,333
Huh?
1605
01:22:04,416 --> 01:22:05,416
The Purell!
1606
01:22:05,500 --> 01:22:06,541
[grunts]
1607
01:22:06,625 --> 01:22:07,500
[yelps]
1608
01:22:09,375 --> 01:22:11,041
- [Purell splatters]
- [screams]
1609
01:22:11,125 --> 01:22:12,166
[yells, grunts]
1610
01:22:12,250 --> 01:22:14,916
[shouting] Whoever did this will pay!
Help!
1611
01:22:15,000 --> 01:22:16,708
- [Logan] He's coming!
- [shouting]
1612
01:22:16,791 --> 01:22:19,041
- We have to get out of here!
- I got this!
1613
01:22:19,125 --> 01:22:20,458
- What?
- I'm from the Bronx.
1614
01:22:20,541 --> 01:22:23,000
- I've been driving since I was eight.
- [Coach Kimura screaming]
1615
01:22:23,083 --> 01:22:24,791
[motor revs]
1616
01:22:25,833 --> 01:22:28,291
[kids shouting excitedly]
1617
01:22:28,375 --> 01:22:31,041
- [kid 1] Yeah! Yeah! Do it!
- [Summer] Woo-hoo!
1618
01:22:33,416 --> 01:22:34,958
- [driver] Oh my God!
- [car horn honking]
1619
01:22:35,041 --> 01:22:36,833
Hey, pick a lane, lady!
1620
01:22:37,875 --> 01:22:40,000
[tribal music playing]
1621
01:22:40,083 --> 01:22:41,208
A-ha!
1622
01:22:41,291 --> 01:22:43,250
I knew it. Leo?
1623
01:22:43,333 --> 01:22:45,125
- [squeaks]
- [yells]
1624
01:22:45,625 --> 01:22:50,208
Hey! Whoa, whoa. No.
No, no, no, no, no. I hate it out here!
1625
01:22:50,291 --> 01:22:54,541
And I explained to them,
I was just afraid someone would tell.
1626
01:22:54,625 --> 01:22:56,500
But now they're all mad at me,
1627
01:22:56,583 --> 01:23:00,666
and my funeral's gonna be
even worse than Hammy #3's.
1628
01:23:00,750 --> 01:23:03,416
- Who's Hammy #3?
- I think it's a sandwich at Arby's.
1629
01:23:03,500 --> 01:23:05,333
Why you talking about your funeral?
1630
01:23:05,416 --> 01:23:07,500
'Cause it's coming any day.
1631
01:23:07,583 --> 01:23:09,666
I'm almost 75 years old.
1632
01:23:09,750 --> 01:23:12,416
So what? We live to, like, 110.
1633
01:23:12,500 --> 01:23:14,625
What? But Skyler's dad said...
1634
01:23:14,708 --> 01:23:17,583
A hundred and ten,
unless eaten by alligators.
1635
01:23:17,666 --> 01:23:18,958
I'm 97.
1636
01:23:19,041 --> 01:23:22,583
A hundred six. He's 74? He's a tween.
1637
01:23:22,666 --> 01:23:24,333
[lizard] Look how fast he blinks.
1638
01:23:25,125 --> 01:23:26,958
[all laugh]
1639
01:23:27,458 --> 01:23:31,250
[shouts vividly] I'm gonna live!
This is incredible!
1640
01:23:31,333 --> 01:23:33,083
- The guy's gonna live!
- [animals cheering]
1641
01:23:33,166 --> 01:23:35,666
[all chant] The guy's gonna live!
The guy's gonna live!
1642
01:23:35,750 --> 01:23:38,666
I gotta get back to those kids.
I can redeem myself!
1643
01:23:38,750 --> 01:23:40,250
And we're gonna help you.
1644
01:23:40,333 --> 01:23:43,208
- [all chant] The guy's gonna live! The...
- [shushes]
1645
01:23:43,291 --> 01:23:47,041
- [alligators snoring]
- [Squirtle] I said I was sorry!
1646
01:23:47,125 --> 01:23:49,125
- [can clattering]
- [mouse squeaking]
1647
01:23:49,208 --> 01:23:51,458
[sighs] I'd kill for lateral movement.
1648
01:23:52,041 --> 01:23:54,083
[menacing music plays]
1649
01:23:54,166 --> 01:23:55,166
[grunts]
1650
01:23:55,666 --> 01:23:56,958
[alligators snarling]
1651
01:23:57,041 --> 01:24:01,625
Guys, before you do anything,
let's talk about why you're angry, okay?
1652
01:24:02,125 --> 01:24:03,541
Anyone's parents getting divorced?
1653
01:24:03,625 --> 01:24:07,625
- [dramatic music playing]
- [kids screaming]
1654
01:24:07,708 --> 01:24:09,458
- Aren't you gonna stop?
- I'm trying.
1655
01:24:09,541 --> 01:24:12,166
But I weigh 80 pounds
and this thing needs oil.
1656
01:24:12,833 --> 01:24:16,625
- [kids scream]
- [Summer] This looks scary. Oh, my God.
1657
01:24:19,250 --> 01:24:21,166
- [kid 1] Come on!
- [snoring]
1658
01:24:23,416 --> 01:24:25,416
[growling]
1659
01:24:25,500 --> 01:24:28,625
[steam whistling and trumpeting]
1660
01:24:28,708 --> 01:24:31,041
What the... Is that
some kind of woolly mammoth?
1661
01:24:31,125 --> 01:24:32,750
I don't know, but it could kill us, right?
1662
01:24:32,833 --> 01:24:34,458
Uh, definitely.
1663
01:24:38,375 --> 01:24:39,333
[Kabir] We're here.
1664
01:24:40,208 --> 01:24:41,041
[moans]
1665
01:24:41,583 --> 01:24:43,583
[kids grunting lightly]
1666
01:24:45,791 --> 01:24:47,000
- [Kabir] Get back.
- [growls]
1667
01:24:47,083 --> 01:24:48,708
- [Logan] Oh, gosh.
- [Eli] Oh, no, no, no.
1668
01:24:50,333 --> 01:24:52,500
That's a demerit.
1669
01:24:53,291 --> 01:24:54,375
[shuriken clinks]
1670
01:24:54,458 --> 01:24:55,458
[grunting]
1671
01:24:55,541 --> 01:24:57,958
- [shurikens clinking]
- [growls]
1672
01:25:01,166 --> 01:25:03,375
[angrily] You need to chill.
1673
01:25:03,458 --> 01:25:04,541
- [alligator growls]
- [grunts]
1674
01:25:04,625 --> 01:25:06,750
[heroic music plays]
1675
01:25:06,833 --> 01:25:08,125
[yells]
1676
01:25:09,000 --> 01:25:11,541
[hisses, growls]
1677
01:25:13,666 --> 01:25:15,000
[growling]
1678
01:25:15,083 --> 01:25:16,333
Summer, talk to him.
1679
01:25:16,416 --> 01:25:18,625
So I don't know if you know,
but it doesn't really matter.
1680
01:25:18,708 --> 01:25:21,083
We were supposed to go to Magic Land,
which is cool.
1681
01:25:21,166 --> 01:25:24,125
I've never been there.
I don't like magic and roller coasters.
1682
01:25:24,208 --> 01:25:27,375
They just seem really boring.
They're scary, which isn't boring,
1683
01:25:27,458 --> 01:25:29,500
but you're not doing anything,
you're just sitting,
1684
01:25:29,583 --> 01:25:32,041
when you could be
playing soccer or baking a cake.
1685
01:25:32,125 --> 01:25:35,041
- I mean, my mom's on a diet, so...
- [drone humming]
1686
01:25:35,125 --> 01:25:37,166
[suspenseful music plays]
1687
01:25:39,583 --> 01:25:40,458
[thuds]
1688
01:25:41,333 --> 01:25:46,041
[plays electronic fanfare]
1689
01:25:46,125 --> 01:25:48,375
[Ms. Malkin panting]
1690
01:25:48,458 --> 01:25:49,791
[melancholy music playing]
1691
01:25:49,875 --> 01:25:52,500
[Skyler] How could Leo ever survive
out here?
1692
01:25:52,583 --> 01:25:54,958
How do we even start looking for him?
1693
01:25:55,041 --> 01:25:56,916
I just don't know.
1694
01:25:58,958 --> 01:26:01,041
[licking]
1695
01:26:04,458 --> 01:26:05,291
[gasps]
1696
01:26:06,125 --> 01:26:07,583
[gasps again, sharply]
1697
01:26:08,166 --> 01:26:09,000
[Cole W. moans]
1698
01:26:09,083 --> 01:26:11,791
- What? Leo, no!
- [kids gasp]
1699
01:26:11,875 --> 01:26:14,000
- [Mia] Oh, no. Leo!
- [Skyler and TJ] Leo!
1700
01:26:15,208 --> 01:26:18,208
[sorrowfully] Leo,
we just wanted to thank you.
1701
01:26:18,791 --> 01:26:21,625
I'm so sorry I got mad. We all are.
1702
01:26:22,291 --> 01:26:25,291
We won the trip, Leo. All because of you.
1703
01:26:25,375 --> 01:26:28,041
You made me feel like I could do anything.
1704
01:26:28,125 --> 01:26:29,583
You brought us all together.
1705
01:26:29,666 --> 01:26:32,291
I never had a lizard
that taught me so much.
1706
01:26:32,375 --> 01:26:34,416
Or any non-lizards either.
1707
01:26:34,500 --> 01:26:38,958
[sniffles] I'm not scared.
I wanna hug you one more time.
1708
01:26:40,708 --> 01:26:43,041
What? They ate his insides!
1709
01:26:43,125 --> 01:26:45,375
I'm not... [grunts]
1710
01:26:45,458 --> 01:26:48,916
[grunting and yelling]
1711
01:26:49,000 --> 01:26:51,083
- [kids] Huh?
- [groans]
1712
01:26:51,166 --> 01:26:53,958
[slowly, painfully] I'm okay, pal.
1713
01:26:54,041 --> 01:26:56,291
- [Cole H.] I can't believe it.
- [Summer] You're all right.
1714
01:26:56,375 --> 01:27:00,291
Sorry I scared you.
When I get nervous, I tend to molt.
1715
01:27:00,375 --> 01:27:01,291
Old habit.
1716
01:27:01,375 --> 01:27:02,250
Awesome!
1717
01:27:02,333 --> 01:27:03,666
[happy music playing]
1718
01:27:03,750 --> 01:27:07,958
That was the best funeral
I could ever have.
1719
01:27:08,041 --> 01:27:10,250
Wait, but if you guys won,
1720
01:27:10,333 --> 01:27:13,375
shouldn't you be celebrating
in Magic Land Park?
1721
01:27:13,458 --> 01:27:17,833
We couldn't celebrate.
We needed to see you before you die.
1722
01:27:17,916 --> 01:27:21,000
Oh. Uh, who told you I was dying?
1723
01:27:21,083 --> 01:27:23,000
The turt... Uh, Squirtle told us.
1724
01:27:23,083 --> 01:27:27,208
Well, I thought I was,
but I found out I'm not.
1725
01:27:27,291 --> 01:27:29,083
- [kids] You're not?
- You're not gonna die?
1726
01:27:29,166 --> 01:27:30,333
You're not still mad?
1727
01:27:30,416 --> 01:27:31,916
[Anthony] This is incredible.
1728
01:27:32,000 --> 01:27:34,000
- We love you, Leo.
- [Summer] Are you crazy?
1729
01:27:34,083 --> 01:27:35,458
- This is amazing!
- [sobs]
1730
01:27:35,541 --> 01:27:37,458
[Skyler] I'm so happy!
1731
01:27:37,541 --> 01:27:38,458
[cries, sniffles]
1732
01:27:38,541 --> 01:27:43,291
You're right about the endorphins.
It really feels awesome.
1733
01:27:47,916 --> 01:27:49,750
- Ah. Oh, boy! Ah!
- [mouse squeaking]
1734
01:27:49,833 --> 01:27:52,083
- Still coming. Give me a second.
- [can clattering]
1735
01:27:53,166 --> 01:27:56,833
Hey, glad you're okay.
Sorry about busting you.
1736
01:27:57,750 --> 01:27:59,208
I want you to have something.
1737
01:27:59,291 --> 01:28:00,333
[tearing]
1738
01:28:00,416 --> 01:28:02,750
[gentle music playing]
1739
01:28:02,833 --> 01:28:03,958
[whirs]
1740
01:28:04,041 --> 01:28:06,333
- Least I could do.
- It's okay. Put it back on.
1741
01:28:06,416 --> 01:28:07,750
You're gonna get arrested.
1742
01:28:09,625 --> 01:28:12,916
[mouse squeaking]
1743
01:28:13,750 --> 01:28:18,708
You should all be proud.
We've all learned so much this year.
1744
01:28:18,791 --> 01:28:22,083
Now, before I go,
I want to finish something else
1745
01:28:22,166 --> 01:28:23,750
that Mrs. Salinas started.
1746
01:28:25,000 --> 01:28:28,333
I'm going to read
the rest of Charlotte's Web. [blows]
1747
01:28:28,416 --> 01:28:31,250
- Ugh, is she kidding?
- Let's just get through it.
1748
01:28:32,041 --> 01:28:33,458
"Charlotte was dying."
1749
01:28:33,958 --> 01:28:36,291
"'But I feel peaceful, ' she said."
1750
01:28:36,375 --> 01:28:41,375
"'Your success in the ring was,
to a small degree, my success.'"
1751
01:28:41,458 --> 01:28:44,125
"'Why did you do all this for me?'
Wilbur asked."
1752
01:28:44,875 --> 01:28:47,291
"'Because I liked you, '
replied Charlotte."
1753
01:28:47,375 --> 01:28:49,916
- "'After all, what's life, anyway?'"
-[sniffling]
1754
01:28:50,000 --> 01:28:52,916
[Ms. Malkin] "'We're born,
we live a little while, we die.'"
1755
01:28:53,000 --> 01:28:53,875
[crying]
1756
01:28:53,958 --> 01:28:56,833
[Ms. Malkin] "'Perhaps,
I was trying to lift my life a trifle.'"
1757
01:28:56,916 --> 01:29:00,166
- "'Anyone's life can stand a little of...'"
-[bawling]
1758
01:29:00,250 --> 01:29:04,833
What? I was wrong, okay?
Crying's doin' so good for me.
1759
01:29:04,916 --> 01:29:05,958
[blows nose]
1760
01:29:06,041 --> 01:29:10,041
- Still wish I could eat spider babies.
- Nobody's eating any spider babies!
1761
01:29:10,125 --> 01:29:11,791
- [lively music plays]
- Hi, guys!
1762
01:29:11,875 --> 01:29:13,083
[kids] Mrs. Salinas.
1763
01:29:13,166 --> 01:29:15,958
- I missed you. Come meet Cole!
- [Mia] Yes!
1764
01:29:16,041 --> 01:29:18,750
- [kid 1] Can I hold the baby?
- [Kabir] He's so tiny.
1765
01:29:18,833 --> 01:29:19,958
Only one baby.
1766
01:29:20,041 --> 01:29:23,166
I guess she didn't bury the other eggs
deep enough in the sand.
1767
01:29:23,250 --> 01:29:25,541
[indistinct chattering]
1768
01:29:25,625 --> 01:29:26,958
[cheering]
1769
01:29:27,041 --> 01:29:29,833
♪ Last year of elementary school ♪
1770
01:29:29,916 --> 01:29:33,250
♪ I'm, like, so over being a kid ♪
1771
01:29:34,041 --> 01:29:37,583
♪ Gonna look in the mirror for stubble ♪
1772
01:29:38,125 --> 01:29:42,375
♪ Gonna drink orange juice
With the bubbles ♪
1773
01:29:42,458 --> 01:29:45,958
- ♪ I'll say I don't need you ♪
- [shutter clicking]
1774
01:29:46,041 --> 01:29:51,083
[Kabir] ♪ I'll be keeping it steady ♪
1775
01:29:51,166 --> 01:29:55,666
♪ I miss you already ♪
1776
01:29:57,000 --> 01:29:59,708
How are we gonna get
through middle school without you?
1777
01:29:59,791 --> 01:30:03,166
You'll be fine. It wasn't me. You did it.
1778
01:30:03,250 --> 01:30:07,333
You trusted someone to hear your problems.
That's all we need.
1779
01:30:07,416 --> 01:30:11,875
Remember, everyone's scared.
So don't keep it to yourself.
1780
01:30:11,958 --> 01:30:14,166
Find your Leo to talk to.
1781
01:30:14,250 --> 01:30:17,791
It could be your teacher,
your mom, your friend.
1782
01:30:17,875 --> 01:30:18,791
Your turtle.
1783
01:30:18,875 --> 01:30:22,625
They're ready to listen.
I promise they'll make you feel better.
1784
01:30:24,750 --> 01:30:26,333
[kids chuckle softly]
1785
01:30:30,791 --> 01:30:31,625
[shutter clicks]
1786
01:30:32,291 --> 01:30:33,875
Ms. Malkin! [chuckles]
1787
01:30:33,958 --> 01:30:36,291
Needless to say,
you've made your mark here.
1788
01:30:36,375 --> 01:30:40,791
And as I promised, I'm opening up a class
for you to run full-time next year.
1789
01:30:42,416 --> 01:30:44,958
Well, thank you, Principal Spahn.
1790
01:30:45,041 --> 01:30:47,166
But I'll need one condition met.
1791
01:30:47,250 --> 01:30:52,916
Whatever class I teach,
I want these two alongside me as pets.
1792
01:30:53,000 --> 01:30:55,750
Well, okay.
I don't see that being a problem.
1793
01:30:55,833 --> 01:31:00,083
- Look at this. We're going with Malkin.
- Change of scenery. Should be good.
1794
01:31:00,166 --> 01:31:03,125
Congratulations, meet your new students.
1795
01:31:03,208 --> 01:31:07,000
- [kindergartners chattering chaotically]
- [air horn blaring]
1796
01:31:07,083 --> 01:31:09,333
- Oh God!
- Not in the shell! Keep it clean!
1797
01:31:09,416 --> 01:31:11,208
[Leo] Lot of energy.
1798
01:31:11,291 --> 01:31:13,916
This is good,
we're finally gonna learn the alphabet!
1799
01:31:14,000 --> 01:31:15,708
- [Squirtle] Oh my God!
- [Leo] Yeah!
1800
01:31:17,083 --> 01:31:19,083
["When It's Us" playing]
1801
01:34:17,250 --> 01:34:18,083
[song ends]
1802
01:34:18,166 --> 01:34:20,166
- [whirring]
- [yelps, grunts]
1803
01:34:22,083 --> 01:34:24,083
[lively music playing]
1804
01:34:35,333 --> 01:34:36,166
[Leo yelps]
1805
01:34:47,750 --> 01:34:50,625
[kindergartner babbles, thumps,
then babbles again]
1806
01:35:01,541 --> 01:35:03,541
[transitions into upbeat jazz music]
1807
01:36:03,708 --> 01:36:09,625
[jazz crescendos]
1808
01:36:09,708 --> 01:36:10,541
[music stops]
1809
01:36:10,625 --> 01:36:12,625
[gentle lullaby music playing]
1810
01:36:51,208 --> 01:36:52,125
[music stops]
1811
01:36:52,208 --> 01:36:54,208
[jazzy adventurous music playing]
1812
01:37:27,625 --> 01:37:28,458
[music stops]
1813
01:37:29,958 --> 01:37:31,958
[mellow synth music playing]
1814
01:38:03,458 --> 01:38:04,291
[music stops]
1815
01:38:04,375 --> 01:38:06,375
[amusing music playing]
1816
01:38:32,541 --> 01:38:33,375
[music stops]
1817
01:38:34,250 --> 01:38:36,250
[high-spirited song plays]
1818
01:38:43,583 --> 01:38:49,083
[Zane] ♪ Last year of elementary school
Last year of bein' a kid ♪
1819
01:38:49,166 --> 01:38:52,083
♪ Being on top ♪
1820
01:38:52,166 --> 01:38:54,833
[Cole H.] ♪ I'm gonna go out swingin' ♪
1821
01:38:54,916 --> 01:38:58,416
♪ Toy soldiers
Dippin' Dots, fun-size bars ♪
1822
01:38:58,500 --> 01:39:02,416
♪ Slip 'N slides
Fart noises, chicken stars ♪
1823
01:39:02,500 --> 01:39:06,250
♪ Until they tell me to stop ♪
1824
01:39:06,333 --> 01:39:12,541
[Anthony] ♪ Last year of elementary school
Biggest kid on campus, I got it made ♪
1825
01:39:12,625 --> 01:39:15,833
♪ Sit down, son!
I own all you dorks ♪
1826
01:39:15,916 --> 01:39:19,333
♪ I'm so stoked
I was held back in third grade ♪
1827
01:39:19,416 --> 01:39:22,208
[Jayda] ♪ Okay, okay
So we will not invite Cara ♪
1828
01:39:22,291 --> 01:39:23,875
[Skyler] ♪ Oh my God, I hate her ♪
1829
01:39:23,958 --> 01:39:27,083
- [Jayda] ♪ Sabrina's kind of cool ♪
- [Skyler] ♪ We do not do fourth-graders ♪
1830
01:39:27,166 --> 01:39:30,666
- [Jayda] ♪ We make a list of friends? ♪
- [Skyler] ♪ Yes, with no weirdos on it ♪
1831
01:39:31,166 --> 01:39:33,000
- [Jayda] What about Summer?
- [Logan] She's nice.
1832
01:39:33,083 --> 01:39:34,041
[Skyler] Uh, vomit.
1833
01:39:35,541 --> 01:39:38,625
[Kabir] ♪ Last year of elementary school ♪
1834
01:39:38,708 --> 01:39:41,500
♪ This is the year people talk to me ♪
1835
01:39:41,583 --> 01:39:45,041
♪ The year someone says, "How are you?" ♪
1836
01:39:45,125 --> 01:39:48,041
♪ It's been three years
Since I joined the school ♪
1837
01:39:48,125 --> 01:39:50,375
♪ I'm due
I'd say I'm due ♪
1838
01:39:50,458 --> 01:39:53,250
[male singer] ♪ We think you're due too ♪
1839
01:39:53,333 --> 01:39:55,416
- [alarm clock beeping]
- [Cole W.] ♪ Five more minutes ♪
1840
01:39:55,500 --> 01:39:57,625
[smart speaker]
♪ Okay, five more minutes ♪
1841
01:39:58,166 --> 01:40:01,791
[Mia] ♪ I just can't wait to go back
It's the first school day ♪
1842
01:40:01,875 --> 01:40:05,500
♪ And both Mom and Dad
are gonna take me there ♪
1843
01:40:06,541 --> 01:40:10,000
♪ That's not allowed in the house
Is what the lawyers say ♪
1844
01:40:10,083 --> 01:40:14,916
♪ But he gives me a big hug
Right on the front stairs ♪
1845
01:40:15,958 --> 01:40:18,750
- [alarm clock beeping]
- [Cole W.] ♪ Five more minutes ♪
1846
01:40:18,833 --> 01:40:22,125
[Mr. Wiseki] ♪ Cole, you have to get up
On your own this year ♪
1847
01:40:22,208 --> 01:40:25,083
- [Cole W.] ♪ Five more minutes ♪
- [Mr. Wiseki] ♪ Okay, five more minutes ♪
1848
01:40:25,166 --> 01:40:26,833
[smart speaker] Way to be strong, Dad.
1849
01:40:27,875 --> 01:40:32,875
[Eli] ♪ Lessening
They say my nut allergies are lessening ♪
1850
01:40:34,708 --> 01:40:41,083
♪ Once the immune boosters kick in
I can try the kung pao chicken ♪
1851
01:40:42,166 --> 01:40:45,375
[Mrs. Salinas] ♪ Welcome, fifth graders
Go right through this door ♪
1852
01:40:45,458 --> 01:40:50,250
♪ 'Cause this year your homerooms
Are on the second floor ♪
1853
01:40:50,333 --> 01:40:51,541
[Cole H.] The big time!
1854
01:40:52,375 --> 01:40:54,583
[Mrs. Salinas] ♪ Please don't step
On the kindergartners ♪
1855
01:40:54,666 --> 01:40:57,250
[kindergartners chattering chaotically]
1856
01:40:57,333 --> 01:41:00,458
[Zane] ♪ Last year
Of sleeping with a night light ♪
1857
01:41:00,541 --> 01:41:03,750
[Jayda] ♪ Last year
Of not spelling "dessert" right ♪
1858
01:41:03,833 --> 01:41:06,750
[Anthony] ♪ Last year
Of dominating recess ♪
1859
01:41:06,833 --> 01:41:09,750
[Mia] ♪ Last year
Of T-shirts with a princess ♪
1860
01:41:09,833 --> 01:41:12,791
- [Eli] ♪ Mom's food at lunchtime ♪
- [Cole H.] ♪ Pockets filled with slime ♪
1861
01:41:12,875 --> 01:41:16,583
- [Cole W.] ♪ Of temporary tattoos ♪
- [Summer] ♪ Of dyeing my Bichon blue ♪
1862
01:41:16,666 --> 01:41:19,541
[all kids] ♪ Last year
And what we do in grade five ♪
1863
01:41:19,625 --> 01:41:26,500
♪ Will decide the rest of our lives ♪
1864
01:41:27,000 --> 01:41:30,000
- [song ends]
- [drone humming]
1865
01:41:31,750 --> 01:41:35,916
- [indistinct chattering]
- [kindergartner babbles, thuds]
1866
01:41:36,000 --> 01:41:37,791
[continues babbling]