1 00:00:02,413 --> 00:00:06,750 *** 2 00:00:06,783 --> 00:00:08,852 - So I was thinking this weekend, 3 00:00:08,885 --> 00:00:11,488 we go to Zippieri's for dinner and then go hit that 4 00:00:11,522 --> 00:00:13,824 new indoor free-fall skydiving place. 5 00:00:13,857 --> 00:00:16,693 I'd love to see how you'd deal with all that flipping around 6 00:00:16,727 --> 00:00:18,762 after a fresh plate of spaghetti Bolognese, old man. 7 00:00:20,597 --> 00:00:23,367 OK, her I understand, but you? 8 00:00:23,400 --> 00:00:25,402 - It's a brand new world, kid. 9 00:00:25,436 --> 00:00:27,704 I'm actually dating from the privacy of my own home. 10 00:00:27,738 --> 00:00:30,507 - Wow. I'm in free fall already. 11 00:00:30,541 --> 00:00:34,278 - It's called December Date, and it's for people of a particular vintage. 12 00:00:34,311 --> 00:00:36,480 - You're not virtual dating too, are you? 13 00:00:36,513 --> 00:00:39,516 - My generation doesn't date. - I like the sounds of that. 14 00:00:39,550 --> 00:00:41,585 - We hang out independently in groups of guys and girls. 15 00:00:41,618 --> 00:00:43,654 And then, through the magic of social media, 16 00:00:43,687 --> 00:00:45,656 we "accidentally" meet up in packs. 17 00:00:45,689 --> 00:00:47,758 - Let's go, kiddo. 18 00:00:50,294 --> 00:00:52,263 - Bye, Dad. - Have a good day, honey. 19 00:00:52,296 --> 00:00:55,466 Hey. On my estimation, it's been about a half century 20 00:00:55,499 --> 00:00:57,468 since you went on a first date with Mom. 21 00:00:57,501 --> 00:01:00,571 So word to the wise, Dad: slow and steady wins the race. 22 00:01:00,604 --> 00:01:02,873 - Yeah. 23 00:01:02,906 --> 00:01:05,642 Let's hope. 24 00:01:05,676 --> 00:01:10,147 *** 25 00:01:10,181 --> 00:01:12,449 - My Dad's on a dating website, Jules is running 26 00:01:12,483 --> 00:01:14,818 with a teen wolf pack. Did spring come early this year? 27 00:01:14,851 --> 00:01:18,155 - It's a lonely world out there. Everyone wants a cuddle buddy. 28 00:01:18,189 --> 00:01:20,224 - I guess you've got that covered, 29 00:01:20,257 --> 00:01:23,627 Miss Say-it-With-Leather 2016. How is your mystery man, anyway? 30 00:01:23,660 --> 00:01:26,663 - Have you figured out why you're so obsessed with who's dating whom? 31 00:01:26,697 --> 00:01:29,266 - I get the sense you're about to tell me. 32 00:01:29,300 --> 00:01:32,569 - Maybe... you're in a slump? (Matt laughing) 33 00:01:32,603 --> 00:01:35,606 - Nothing like laughter to brighten my day. Thank you. 34 00:01:35,639 --> 00:01:38,309 - Happens to everyone now and then, you know. 35 00:01:38,342 --> 00:01:42,179 How long has it been? What's a dry spell for Matt Shade? 36 00:01:42,213 --> 00:01:44,481 - Can we keep the investigation focused on our client? 37 00:01:44,515 --> 00:01:46,383 - She's not just a client; Vanessa's a friend. 38 00:01:46,417 --> 00:01:49,620 - Yeah, I know. I looked her up. Big-time architect. Very impressive. 39 00:01:49,653 --> 00:01:51,488 - She's completely a self-made woman. 40 00:01:51,522 --> 00:01:53,457 I helped with her divorce case last year. 41 00:01:53,490 --> 00:01:55,492 Found proof her husband was cheating on her. 42 00:01:55,526 --> 00:01:57,894 - So why's she calling now? - That's what's strange. 43 00:01:57,928 --> 00:02:00,464 She didn't sound like herself at all on the phone. 44 00:02:00,497 --> 00:02:03,467 All she would say was to come quickly. 45 00:02:03,500 --> 00:02:06,537 - I'll call the police and have you charged with theft! 46 00:02:06,570 --> 00:02:09,540 Please, stop it. OK, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. 47 00:02:09,573 --> 00:02:11,542 Look, there's been a mistake. Let me make some calls 48 00:02:11,575 --> 00:02:13,544 and get this straightened out. Please! 49 00:02:13,577 --> 00:02:16,380 You can't just take it! Please, my God. 50 00:02:16,413 --> 00:02:18,849 - Vanessa, what's going on? - They stole it. 51 00:02:18,882 --> 00:02:21,585 They stole my whole life. 52 00:02:25,356 --> 00:02:28,492 - Identity theft? - Apparently it was a two- phase plan. They got a hold 53 00:02:28,525 --> 00:02:31,395 of my passwords somehow and set up phantom credit cards 54 00:02:31,428 --> 00:02:34,398 in my name. Made a few small purchases 55 00:02:34,431 --> 00:02:36,400 to see if I'd catch on. - You didn't. 56 00:02:36,433 --> 00:02:39,270 - No. Once they learned they were in the clear, 57 00:02:39,303 --> 00:02:41,472 they set up multiple lines of credit against my house 58 00:02:41,505 --> 00:02:45,376 and made huge withdrawals. That's when the bank called. 59 00:02:45,409 --> 00:02:47,578 - Aren't the banks insured against things like this? 60 00:02:47,611 --> 00:02:49,580 - That's only if your credit cards are stolen. 61 00:02:49,613 --> 00:02:51,448 The thieves stole my passwords. 62 00:02:51,482 --> 00:02:53,517 - So the banks can't prove you didn't do it all yourself. 63 00:02:53,550 --> 00:02:56,653 - No. They're saying I'm on the hook for seven figures. 64 00:02:56,687 --> 00:02:59,690 What am I gonna do? - Everything's going to be OK. 65 00:02:59,723 --> 00:03:02,859 Trust me, I've been there before. 66 00:03:02,893 --> 00:03:05,262 My ex-manager cleaned me out. 67 00:03:05,296 --> 00:03:07,631 - Did you talk to the police? 68 00:03:07,664 --> 00:03:09,633 - They say they don't have the resources 69 00:03:09,666 --> 00:03:11,868 for this kind of crime. They did tell me that most of the money 70 00:03:11,902 --> 00:03:13,870 was used to purchase rare coins. 71 00:03:13,904 --> 00:03:16,039 - That's a hell of a way to pad your coin collection. 72 00:03:16,072 --> 00:03:19,510 - The thief flew to Miami, New York, Colorado to buy them. 73 00:03:19,543 --> 00:03:22,513 First class. - I've seen it before. 74 00:03:22,546 --> 00:03:24,748 The biggest obstacle that scammers face is converting 75 00:03:24,781 --> 00:03:27,618 credit to cash, so they buy high-value items to resell. 76 00:03:27,651 --> 00:03:30,387 Coins don't attract attention. - You toss a million dollar coin 77 00:03:30,421 --> 00:03:32,623 in the tray at airport security and nobody looks twice. 78 00:03:32,656 --> 00:03:36,393 - What about your routine? Anything changed there? 79 00:03:36,427 --> 00:03:39,029 - I work 80 hours a week. There's no room for change. 80 00:03:39,062 --> 00:03:40,497 - Anyone new in your life recently? 81 00:03:40,531 --> 00:03:43,867 - You know how it is, Angie. Running your own business, there's no time. 82 00:03:43,900 --> 00:03:45,769 - We're going to find out who did this. OK? 83 00:03:45,802 --> 00:03:48,839 - Thank you. Just excuse me for a sec. 84 00:03:53,009 --> 00:03:55,512 - I've worked high-level identity theft cases before. 85 00:03:55,546 --> 00:03:57,548 It's brutal. - You mentioned an ex-husband. 86 00:03:57,581 --> 00:04:00,050 You think this is personal? - Let's start with him, 87 00:04:00,083 --> 00:04:02,386 check for proof of lavish spending lately. 88 00:04:02,419 --> 00:04:04,555 - Follow the money trail. - And hope. 89 00:04:07,858 --> 00:04:11,628 - ** I see you and you see me 90 00:04:11,662 --> 00:04:15,799 * Watch you blowin' the lines when you're making a scene * 91 00:04:15,832 --> 00:04:19,403 * Oh boy, you've got to know 92 00:04:19,436 --> 00:04:21,538 * What my head overlooks 93 00:04:21,572 --> 00:04:25,008 * The senses will show to my heart * 94 00:04:25,041 --> 00:04:27,811 * When it's watching for lies 95 00:04:27,844 --> 00:04:30,347 * 'Cause you can't escape my 96 00:04:30,381 --> 00:04:31,815 * Private Eyes 97 00:04:31,848 --> 00:04:34,451 * They're watching you 98 00:04:34,485 --> 00:04:36,887 * Private Eyes 99 00:04:36,920 --> 00:04:38,922 * They're watching you, watching you, watching you * 100 00:04:38,955 --> 00:04:41,392 * Watching you * 101 00:04:45,962 --> 00:04:49,566 - So why am I the one going through her ex-husband's trash? 102 00:04:49,600 --> 00:04:51,568 - Your first dumpster dive! It's a time-honoured tradition. 103 00:04:51,602 --> 00:04:54,705 - Ugh. Is this really necessary? - Trust me. Everyone throws out 104 00:04:54,738 --> 00:04:57,708 their secrets with the trash. - There's two dozen units 105 00:04:57,741 --> 00:04:59,710 in this building. We're never going to find anything. 106 00:04:59,743 --> 00:05:01,778 Oh, it's disgusting! 107 00:05:01,812 --> 00:05:04,548 - OK, well, you can get out now, anyway. 108 00:05:04,581 --> 00:05:06,717 - You sure? 109 00:05:06,750 --> 00:05:09,453 - Yeah. I found this in the third bag you threw over. 110 00:05:09,486 --> 00:05:11,455 - Why didn't you tell me? - I wanted to be 111 00:05:11,488 --> 00:05:13,957 absolutely sure. (Matt sighing) 112 00:05:13,990 --> 00:05:17,661 - It's a car detailing receipt 113 00:05:17,694 --> 00:05:20,464 made out to a Dean Barnwell. 114 00:05:20,497 --> 00:05:22,599 2016 Porsche Panamera. 115 00:05:22,633 --> 00:05:26,169 (car engine revving) - You mean like that one? 116 00:05:26,202 --> 00:05:29,105 - Oh, my God, it's him. 117 00:05:29,139 --> 00:05:31,074 We need to hide! If he sees me, he'll get suspicious. 118 00:05:31,107 --> 00:05:33,076 - He doesn't know me. 119 00:05:33,109 --> 00:05:35,946 Karma is a fickle mistress. 120 00:05:35,979 --> 00:05:39,416 - Shut up and give me a boost. 121 00:05:39,450 --> 00:05:41,652 - Watch out for the-- - Ew! 122 00:05:41,685 --> 00:05:44,120 (engine roaring) 123 00:05:51,094 --> 00:05:54,097 (Angie grunts.) 124 00:05:54,130 --> 00:05:56,700 - What's all this? - You know, the raccoons 125 00:05:56,733 --> 00:05:59,570 get bigger every year. You might wanna get a new parking spot. 126 00:05:59,603 --> 00:06:03,507 Hey, that's a sweet ride. You get a chance to open her up yet? 127 00:06:03,540 --> 00:06:06,777 - Uh, its top speed's 285, but I chicken out around 240. 128 00:06:06,810 --> 00:06:10,514 - Yeah, I got a'69 911T myself. My ex-wife would freak out 129 00:06:10,547 --> 00:06:12,516 if she ever caught me in anything like this. 130 00:06:12,549 --> 00:06:15,519 - Luckily mine doesn't know. - How'd you manage that? 131 00:06:15,552 --> 00:06:17,788 My ex was all over me. Even hired a private detective 132 00:06:17,821 --> 00:06:19,790 to follow me around. - Mine too. 133 00:06:19,823 --> 00:06:23,494 And like a dumbass, she caught me cheating. Ruined my life. 134 00:06:23,527 --> 00:06:25,996 - Wow. Well, things can't be that bad. 135 00:06:26,029 --> 00:06:29,633 - I lease it. I can barely keep up the payments. 136 00:06:29,666 --> 00:06:31,602 Well, see you. 137 00:06:31,635 --> 00:06:33,504 - Do you ever think about trying to get back together 138 00:06:33,537 --> 00:06:35,572 with her? Your ex? 139 00:06:35,606 --> 00:06:38,174 - Sure, but she's back out there already. 140 00:06:38,208 --> 00:06:41,645 She's apparently been dating again, with a vengeance. 141 00:06:41,678 --> 00:06:45,048 Wasted no time. Take it easy. 142 00:06:45,081 --> 00:06:47,618 - Hey, you too. 143 00:06:53,624 --> 00:06:55,659 There's nothing in your ex-husband's financial records 144 00:06:55,692 --> 00:06:58,094 that indicates he had anything to do with this. 145 00:06:58,128 --> 00:07:00,764 In fact, he's pretty much broke. 146 00:07:00,797 --> 00:07:04,000 - He did say you were seeing people again. Is that true? 147 00:07:04,034 --> 00:07:06,837 - About a thousand creditors. - So you haven't been dating? 148 00:07:06,870 --> 00:07:08,972 - I wish. 149 00:07:09,005 --> 00:07:11,107 A friend and I did go 150 00:07:11,141 --> 00:07:13,510 on a speed-dating event about four months ago. 151 00:07:13,544 --> 00:07:15,145 - Where was that? - The company was called 152 00:07:15,178 --> 00:07:17,548 Constellations. I'm sorry, I totally forgot. 153 00:07:17,581 --> 00:07:19,816 But I didn't go out on any dates after that. 154 00:07:19,850 --> 00:07:22,085 - Speed-dating still works the way I think it does, right? 155 00:07:22,118 --> 00:07:24,020 A bunch of guys sit across from you 156 00:07:24,054 --> 00:07:26,222 for a couple of minutes each? - Ask you as many personal 157 00:07:26,256 --> 00:07:28,892 questions as they can, as fast as they can? 158 00:07:28,925 --> 00:07:32,596 - Oh, my God. You think I set myself up? 159 00:07:32,629 --> 00:07:36,533 - Just give us a ballpark. How many guys are we talking about? 160 00:07:36,567 --> 00:07:39,536 - Welcome to Constellations. 161 00:07:39,570 --> 00:07:41,538 My name is Enrique Villanova. 162 00:07:41,572 --> 00:07:44,307 I want to congratulate you on making the first step 163 00:07:44,340 --> 00:07:46,643 toward a happier, more fulfilled life. 164 00:07:49,279 --> 00:07:51,815 - Well, Vanessa picked a popular dating company. 165 00:07:51,848 --> 00:07:54,317 - So a lot of guys then. 166 00:07:54,350 --> 00:07:56,620 - If our thief is swimming in these waters... 167 00:07:56,653 --> 00:07:58,922 I think we're diving in. 168 00:08:03,627 --> 00:08:06,563 So how honest should we be on this speed-dating questionnaire? 169 00:08:06,597 --> 00:08:08,599 - Honest-ish. - It's kinda genius, 170 00:08:08,632 --> 00:08:11,001 using speed-dating. You grill someone for two minutes, 171 00:08:11,034 --> 00:08:13,269 it comes off as interest. - Meanwhile, you're learning 172 00:08:13,303 --> 00:08:16,072 all the common passwords: first pet, favourite movie, 173 00:08:16,106 --> 00:08:18,308 even mother's maiden name. - What are you putting down 174 00:08:18,341 --> 00:08:19,943 as a profession? - Urban planner. 175 00:08:19,976 --> 00:08:23,747 It's close to architect. I'm trying to emulate Vanessa's profile as much as possible. 176 00:08:23,780 --> 00:08:25,816 - Smart. - What about you? 177 00:08:25,849 --> 00:08:27,884 - Owner of a sports memorabilia company. 178 00:08:27,918 --> 00:08:29,753 - Not the sexiest... 179 00:08:29,786 --> 00:08:32,589 - Hey, I could put down pet food taster and I'd still be catnip. 180 00:08:32,623 --> 00:08:35,759 - So you are using this to break your slump. - Nothing here to break, sister. 181 00:08:35,792 --> 00:08:38,328 And I'm starting to wonder if that "stride of pride" of yours 182 00:08:38,361 --> 00:08:42,232 was all front. - Oh... You still frustrated that you don't know who it is? 183 00:08:42,265 --> 00:08:44,367 - People in slumps are frustrated. Ergo, 184 00:08:44,400 --> 00:08:47,237 I'm not frustrated at all. - OK. 185 00:08:47,270 --> 00:08:49,305 - Favourite music... 186 00:08:49,339 --> 00:08:51,307 - Remember, this is a vulnerable step for people. 187 00:08:51,341 --> 00:08:53,910 So I'd go with something empathetic, like... 188 00:08:53,944 --> 00:08:55,912 Sarah McLachlan. 189 00:08:55,946 --> 00:08:59,082 - (scoffing): Sarah McLachlan... 190 00:09:09,425 --> 00:09:11,361 Hey, honey! - What's the rush? 191 00:09:11,394 --> 00:09:14,364 - I've got to get dressed. I got a date tonight with 20 women. 192 00:09:17,033 --> 00:09:19,235 OK. 193 00:09:19,269 --> 00:09:22,973 What's going on? I just teed one up for you. You let it go. 194 00:09:23,006 --> 00:09:26,342 - I was wrong. - Wow, that's a first. 195 00:09:26,376 --> 00:09:28,879 - Apparently, my generation does go on dates. 196 00:09:28,912 --> 00:09:32,683 Liam just asked me out. - On a date. 197 00:09:32,716 --> 00:09:35,085 - I don't even know what "on a date" means. Do I have to act 198 00:09:35,118 --> 00:09:37,087 differently? Do I have to worry about what I'm wearing? 199 00:09:37,120 --> 00:09:39,122 - I'm sure I'll worry enough for the both of us. 200 00:09:39,155 --> 00:09:41,224 Where's this date happening? - He wants to take me 201 00:09:41,257 --> 00:09:43,426 to Symphony Star Trek at the planetarium. 202 00:09:43,459 --> 00:09:46,396 - No, no. The planetarium is out. 203 00:09:46,429 --> 00:09:49,332 Planetariums are for making out. No one looks at the stars! 204 00:09:49,365 --> 00:09:52,168 - Well, not looking is a given. We're going for the music. 205 00:09:52,202 --> 00:09:55,138 - No. Honey, this is moving way too fast for me. 206 00:09:55,171 --> 00:09:57,941 - You know, Dad, I could have used some real advice here. 207 00:09:57,974 --> 00:10:01,311 But I'm glad we got your feelings on the subject straightened out. 208 00:10:01,344 --> 00:10:03,747 - Honey, honey, honey. Look, I'm sorry. 209 00:10:03,780 --> 00:10:07,818 It's just... I'm used to being the Liam in this situation. 210 00:10:07,851 --> 00:10:11,154 When is this date happening? 211 00:10:11,187 --> 00:10:13,223 - You can't tail us! 212 00:10:15,325 --> 00:10:20,163 *** 213 00:10:20,196 --> 00:10:22,766 - How can we guarantee the thief's going to be here? 214 00:10:22,799 --> 00:10:25,268 - We can't, but it's the only speed-dating event this month. 215 00:10:25,301 --> 00:10:27,370 Ooh, I'll take one of those. 216 00:10:27,403 --> 00:10:30,373 - It may be speed-dating, but they know how to do it up right. 217 00:10:30,406 --> 00:10:33,043 - Yep. 218 00:10:33,076 --> 00:10:36,246 - Did you pick up that eating technique at finishing school? 219 00:10:36,279 --> 00:10:38,248 - I missed dinner. 220 00:10:38,281 --> 00:10:41,417 Is there something on my face? 221 00:10:44,454 --> 00:10:47,257 - Ladies and gentlemen, welcome. 222 00:10:47,290 --> 00:10:50,761 Before you take your seats, let's review the rules. 223 00:10:50,794 --> 00:10:54,064 You'll have two minutes to connect with each person 224 00:10:54,097 --> 00:10:56,199 before the bell rings and you move on. 225 00:10:56,232 --> 00:10:58,234 - So what's your plan? - I'm gonna trick our thief 226 00:10:58,268 --> 00:11:00,937 into overplaying his hand. - How will you know 227 00:11:00,971 --> 00:11:02,939 when someone's a suspect? - Identity thieves, 228 00:11:02,973 --> 00:11:05,308 they feed on the minutia of your life and schedule. 229 00:11:05,341 --> 00:11:08,078 If someone's overly interested in my personal trivia, 230 00:11:08,111 --> 00:11:10,346 I'll get a second date request from them. 231 00:11:10,380 --> 00:11:13,383 - Just like that? - Candy from a baby. 232 00:11:13,416 --> 00:11:16,119 - ...you can "ping" anyone you wish via our app. 233 00:11:16,152 --> 00:11:19,890 The ping comes with our patented emoji, requesting a date. 234 00:11:19,923 --> 00:11:22,959 My advice to you all: be open, 235 00:11:22,993 --> 00:11:25,095 and love will find you. 236 00:11:25,128 --> 00:11:27,363 Now please take your seats. 237 00:11:27,397 --> 00:11:29,900 - Meanwhile, I'm looking for victims of identity theft. 238 00:11:29,933 --> 00:11:32,235 Meaning I have to find a way to ask these ladies 239 00:11:32,268 --> 00:11:34,237 about their financial history without looking like a creep. 240 00:11:34,270 --> 00:11:38,308 - Which should be a cinch. Unless you're in a slump? 241 00:11:38,341 --> 00:11:40,243 (Matt laughing) 242 00:11:40,276 --> 00:11:42,345 - 20 bucks says I get more dates off of this than you. 243 00:11:42,378 --> 00:11:45,515 - I don't want your money. - 50? - Done. 244 00:11:49,085 --> 00:11:52,055 *** 245 00:11:52,088 --> 00:11:55,391 - Ladies and gentlemen, time to get speed-dating! 246 00:11:55,425 --> 00:11:57,961 - How about this? Instead of leading with our strengths, 247 00:11:57,994 --> 00:12:01,031 we could do something completely crazy. 248 00:12:01,064 --> 00:12:03,466 - Like, um... arm-wrestle? 249 00:12:03,499 --> 00:12:07,237 - Or we could talk about the worst thing that's ever happened to us. 250 00:12:07,270 --> 00:12:10,073 I'll go first. My manager stole all my money. 251 00:12:10,106 --> 00:12:12,442 - All of it? - Every last dime. 252 00:12:14,277 --> 00:12:16,412 - So what's the money issue? I'd love to help with it, 253 00:12:16,446 --> 00:12:19,482 or with anything at all. - I'm debating taking my company 254 00:12:19,515 --> 00:12:22,518 public, but I'm not sure I want the oversight. Call me crazy-- 255 00:12:22,552 --> 00:12:24,520 - You're crazy. 256 00:12:24,554 --> 00:12:26,522 I mean, you asked me to call you that, right? I don't actually 257 00:12:26,556 --> 00:12:28,925 mean you're crazy. I think you're amazing. 258 00:12:28,959 --> 00:12:32,896 I'm blowing this. I am blowing this, aren't I? Oh, crap. 259 00:12:32,929 --> 00:12:34,965 Your turn. - OK. 260 00:12:34,998 --> 00:12:37,834 My dad shot my dog. - That's terrible. 261 00:12:37,868 --> 00:12:40,336 - For eating his hoagie. 262 00:12:40,370 --> 00:12:43,006 (whispering): Bang. 263 00:12:43,039 --> 00:12:46,276 Ping me? (bell ringing) 264 00:12:46,309 --> 00:12:48,278 - How much money did your manager take? 265 00:12:48,311 --> 00:12:51,447 - I lost everything. Anything like that ever happen to you? 266 00:12:51,481 --> 00:12:54,584 - Ugh. If I lost everything, I'd be a complete mess. 267 00:12:54,617 --> 00:12:56,987 - Surprisingly, it's not the end of the world. 268 00:12:57,020 --> 00:12:59,222 - Way to put on a brave face. 269 00:12:59,255 --> 00:13:01,424 A cute, brave face. (bell ringing) 270 00:13:01,457 --> 00:13:03,426 - I don't think it's wrong talking about money on a date. 271 00:13:03,459 --> 00:13:06,062 - My CFO is worried about security, but I guess that's-- 272 00:13:06,096 --> 00:13:08,031 - How much money are we talking about? 273 00:13:08,064 --> 00:13:10,500 - A very healthy sum. Why? 274 00:13:10,533 --> 00:13:13,369 - I've got a Kickstarter campaign for a zombie repellent. 275 00:13:13,403 --> 00:13:15,238 - Cool. (bell ringing) 276 00:13:15,271 --> 00:13:17,440 - Do you want to know why all your money was stolen 277 00:13:17,473 --> 00:13:20,010 by your ex-manager? - You bet I do. 278 00:13:20,043 --> 00:13:22,412 - It's because you haven't given yourself over to him. 279 00:13:22,445 --> 00:13:25,281 Completely. - Him... 280 00:13:25,315 --> 00:13:27,650 Satan? - And you know what else? 281 00:13:27,683 --> 00:13:30,286 People think believing in the occult means you can't 282 00:13:30,320 --> 00:13:33,123 have a fun social life. Not true. 283 00:13:33,156 --> 00:13:35,058 He will strip away false desire 284 00:13:35,091 --> 00:13:37,027 and satisfy only the needs that matter. 285 00:13:37,060 --> 00:13:41,264 - Well, I don't know much about pagan rituals, 286 00:13:41,297 --> 00:13:44,634 but I like what I've heard. (bell ringing) 287 00:13:44,667 --> 00:13:48,204 - I mean, I don't usually like to talk about my financials-- 288 00:13:48,238 --> 00:13:50,206 - Wow. Beautiful, smart, savvy and funny? 289 00:13:50,240 --> 00:13:53,009 You're the whole package. And I know packages. 290 00:13:53,043 --> 00:13:55,378 As a lawyer, I mean. 291 00:13:55,411 --> 00:13:58,281 Corporate lawyer. Bay Street lawyer. 292 00:13:58,314 --> 00:14:01,084 - So you're a lawyer. - Either that or medical school. 293 00:14:01,117 --> 00:14:04,487 (bell ringing) (chatter) 294 00:14:04,520 --> 00:14:07,423 (phone ringing) 295 00:14:07,457 --> 00:14:09,926 - Why are you calling me? 296 00:14:09,960 --> 00:14:11,928 - My date recognized me. 297 00:14:11,962 --> 00:14:14,097 She thinks all pro hockey players are players... 298 00:14:14,130 --> 00:14:17,100 ...which makes sense, because we are. How's it going? 299 00:14:17,133 --> 00:14:19,535 - It's not going anywhere because I'm talking to you! 300 00:14:19,569 --> 00:14:23,439 - Well, have at it. Oh, FYI, I'm crushing it. 301 00:14:23,473 --> 00:14:25,441 - Hanging up now. I'm crushing it too. 302 00:14:25,475 --> 00:14:28,945 Sorry. - No problem. Jeremy. 303 00:14:28,979 --> 00:14:31,447 - Angie. So what do you do for a living? 304 00:14:31,481 --> 00:14:34,350 - Oh, I own an ad agency. 305 00:14:34,384 --> 00:14:36,352 It's mostly web-based. 306 00:14:36,386 --> 00:14:38,221 But talking about our jobs is just so boring. 307 00:14:38,254 --> 00:14:40,290 - Ad agency. You must be 308 00:14:40,323 --> 00:14:43,293 terrifically visual and very organized. 309 00:14:43,326 --> 00:14:45,295 - I guess. - Probably really great 310 00:14:45,328 --> 00:14:49,332 at managing money. I'm hopeless. - I'm worse, trust me. 311 00:14:49,365 --> 00:14:53,036 (Jeremy sighing) Did you grow up in Toronto? 312 00:14:53,069 --> 00:14:55,138 - What can that teach you about me? 313 00:14:55,171 --> 00:14:58,308 - I only have two minutes. Less. 314 00:14:58,341 --> 00:15:01,311 - OK, yeah. I grew up here. Downtown. - Cool. High school? 315 00:15:01,344 --> 00:15:03,679 - Jarvis. - Favourite subject? 316 00:15:03,713 --> 00:15:05,681 - English. - Pet? 317 00:15:05,715 --> 00:15:07,683 - Like... first pet? 318 00:15:07,717 --> 00:15:10,486 A cat. Mittens. 319 00:15:10,520 --> 00:15:13,356 - No way! I had a cat named Mittens. 320 00:15:13,389 --> 00:15:16,059 - What a crazy coincidence. 321 00:15:16,092 --> 00:15:20,130 - This is so much better than talking about money, isn't it? 322 00:15:20,163 --> 00:15:22,432 - You're so right. Can I tell you a secret? 323 00:15:22,465 --> 00:15:25,735 I think it's so boring when people wait until the third date before they-- 324 00:15:25,768 --> 00:15:28,304 (bell ringing) 325 00:15:31,041 --> 00:15:33,576 Right. Forgot about this. - Is this where we act like 326 00:15:33,609 --> 00:15:36,579 we're really into each other? - So we make other people jealous. Good idea. 327 00:15:36,612 --> 00:15:40,350 - OK. You go first. - OK. Your ex-manager. 328 00:15:40,383 --> 00:15:44,354 What exactly happened there? - We'd need more 329 00:15:44,387 --> 00:15:46,689 than two minutes to get through that story. 330 00:15:46,722 --> 00:15:49,359 - Fine. Gimme the spiel. - The spiel? 331 00:15:49,392 --> 00:15:52,362 - What would Matt Shade's closing arguments be 332 00:15:52,395 --> 00:15:54,764 if this were a real date? 333 00:15:54,797 --> 00:15:57,667 - I know we've just met, 334 00:15:57,700 --> 00:16:00,436 and I know I'm only getting 10 percent, 335 00:16:00,470 --> 00:16:04,074 but that 10 percent in my corner? 336 00:16:04,107 --> 00:16:06,576 There's nothing I couldn't do. 337 00:16:06,609 --> 00:16:09,579 And there's nothing I wouldn't do 338 00:16:09,612 --> 00:16:12,382 to earn just five percent more. 339 00:16:14,684 --> 00:16:19,255 And that is why I'm crushing it. 340 00:16:21,257 --> 00:16:24,127 (ping) - Oh! Got another one. 341 00:16:24,160 --> 00:16:26,162 (ping) - Can you call me? 342 00:16:26,196 --> 00:16:28,298 I think my phone is busted. - It's OK if you didn't get 343 00:16:28,331 --> 00:16:30,700 any date requests. Women are tough nuts to crack. 344 00:16:30,733 --> 00:16:34,237 - Did you sandbag me with that whole Sarah McLachlan thing? 345 00:16:34,270 --> 00:16:36,572 - What immense pleasure would I get from that? 346 00:16:36,606 --> 00:16:38,708 And they haven't seen our profiles yet. 347 00:16:38,741 --> 00:16:42,078 - Or are you right? Am I in a slump? 348 00:16:42,112 --> 00:16:44,414 - Oh, come on. I was just kidding. 349 00:16:44,447 --> 00:16:46,382 (pinging) It's really starting to pile up. 350 00:16:46,416 --> 00:16:48,384 Let's go grab Vanessa and see if she recognizes 351 00:16:48,418 --> 00:16:50,553 any of these guys. - You go ahead. 352 00:16:50,586 --> 00:16:52,488 I'm going to take a little detour. 353 00:16:52,522 --> 00:16:55,325 - Self-help book? Good for you, Shade. 354 00:16:55,358 --> 00:16:57,360 - It's for my daughter. 355 00:16:57,393 --> 00:16:59,529 - I know it is. (ping) 356 00:16:59,562 --> 00:17:01,797 I'll put it on vibrate. 357 00:17:01,831 --> 00:17:04,167 (buzzing) 358 00:17:04,200 --> 00:17:06,336 - That's not helping. 359 00:17:06,369 --> 00:17:08,371 (music playing quietly) 360 00:17:14,377 --> 00:17:16,546 - (French accent): Teenagers. They are the ultimate challenge. 361 00:17:16,579 --> 00:17:18,848 - Yeah. 362 00:17:18,881 --> 00:17:21,217 Sign language? 363 00:17:21,251 --> 00:17:23,653 - My teenage nephew is deaf 364 00:17:23,686 --> 00:17:26,389 and I'm pretty sure he's swearing at me in sign, 365 00:17:26,422 --> 00:17:30,126 so I hope to blow his mind with this. 366 00:17:30,160 --> 00:17:32,695 - That looks dangerous. - Trust me, it is. 367 00:17:34,697 --> 00:17:36,666 So, your teenager? - A daughter. 368 00:17:36,699 --> 00:17:39,502 14. Actually, she's legally blind. 369 00:17:39,535 --> 00:17:42,305 - Brave girl, I imagine. 370 00:17:42,338 --> 00:17:44,307 - Sometimes I worry too brave for her own good. 371 00:17:44,340 --> 00:17:46,409 - That can only happen when children feel secure 372 00:17:46,442 --> 00:17:48,411 in their home life. 373 00:17:48,444 --> 00:17:51,214 - That's the nicest thing anyone's said to me in a while. 374 00:17:57,787 --> 00:18:00,456 Sorry, I normally make it a rule 375 00:18:00,490 --> 00:18:04,660 to not just stand and stare at people like an idiot. 376 00:18:04,694 --> 00:18:07,163 - It's OK. I normally make it a rule 377 00:18:07,197 --> 00:18:09,799 not to interrupt people in bookstores 378 00:18:09,832 --> 00:18:11,801 when they are reading. 379 00:18:11,834 --> 00:18:16,272 But sometimes it's fun to break your rules, no? 380 00:18:16,306 --> 00:18:18,674 - Matt. 381 00:18:18,708 --> 00:18:21,677 - Sylvie. 382 00:18:21,711 --> 00:18:23,746 Good luck with your daughter, Matt. 383 00:18:25,681 --> 00:18:29,619 - Sylvie? Would you be interested in getting together 384 00:18:29,652 --> 00:18:32,388 over coffee and discussing more about teenagers... 385 00:18:32,422 --> 00:18:35,291 or any other subject you want? 386 00:18:37,727 --> 00:18:39,929 - Lady's choice? - Definitely. 387 00:18:50,906 --> 00:18:53,476 - Don't lose the bookmark. 388 00:18:58,314 --> 00:19:01,351 - And... ping! 389 00:19:01,384 --> 00:19:03,586 - (Angie): Recognize any of these people? 390 00:19:06,589 --> 00:19:08,891 - I remember this guy from my speed-dating event. 391 00:19:08,924 --> 00:19:11,661 Ken Barnes. He's a doctor. 392 00:19:11,694 --> 00:19:13,729 - He told me he was a lawyer. 393 00:19:13,763 --> 00:19:15,865 Add him to the suspect list. 394 00:19:15,898 --> 00:19:17,867 - I honestly think the worst part of this 395 00:19:17,900 --> 00:19:19,902 is never being able to trust anyone again. 396 00:19:19,935 --> 00:19:23,606 - Angie doesn't trust anyone already, so that's the only part for her. 397 00:19:23,639 --> 00:19:25,608 - One of life's little efficiencies. 398 00:19:25,641 --> 00:19:28,611 - So how do we get this guy? - He'll slip up eventually. 399 00:19:28,644 --> 00:19:31,247 They always do. - Here's another one 400 00:19:31,281 --> 00:19:34,384 of your pings. Look where he's been in the last month. 401 00:19:34,417 --> 00:19:36,552 Miami, New York, Colorado. 402 00:19:36,586 --> 00:19:39,389 - The same cities the ID thief bought the rare coins. 403 00:19:39,422 --> 00:19:43,459 Jeremy Cairns. 404 00:19:43,493 --> 00:19:45,428 Rosedale address. Nice digs. 405 00:19:45,461 --> 00:19:47,430 Do you recognize him? 406 00:19:47,463 --> 00:19:50,466 - Maybe... - So Jeremy Cairns thinks 407 00:19:50,500 --> 00:19:52,535 you're an easy mark. What's our next move? 408 00:19:52,568 --> 00:19:54,637 - You look into doctor slash lawyer Ken. 409 00:19:54,670 --> 00:19:56,872 And... 410 00:19:56,906 --> 00:19:58,874 I've got a date with an identity thief. 411 00:20:02,011 --> 00:20:04,847 - I understand you need me to be a different kind of parent 412 00:20:04,880 --> 00:20:07,417 in different situations. 413 00:20:07,450 --> 00:20:09,552 Sometimes you need me to be a confidant. 414 00:20:09,585 --> 00:20:12,522 And other times, you need me to be a... 415 00:20:14,524 --> 00:20:16,726 Uh... 416 00:20:16,759 --> 00:20:18,761 Other... 417 00:20:22,465 --> 00:20:26,669 "Cheerleader." Other times you need me to be a cheerleader. 418 00:20:26,702 --> 00:20:28,771 (phone ringing) 419 00:20:30,873 --> 00:20:33,943 Hey. I still think I should be out there with you in the field. 420 00:20:33,976 --> 00:20:36,546 - We're looking for an identity thief, not a serial killer. 421 00:20:36,579 --> 00:20:39,014 I've got this. - We could put a wire on you 422 00:20:39,048 --> 00:20:41,050 and I could follow behind, listening. 423 00:20:41,083 --> 00:20:44,354 - Does this scenario involve you helping me put on a wire? 424 00:20:44,387 --> 00:20:46,656 - It's hard to do solo. - [Stick with the plan.] 425 00:20:46,689 --> 00:20:50,493 Stake out Ken so you can figure out what he really does for a living. 426 00:20:50,526 --> 00:20:53,463 - OK. You call if you need backup. Or help with a zipper. 427 00:20:53,496 --> 00:20:55,865 (doorbell ringing) 428 00:20:55,898 --> 00:20:59,369 - Hey! How do I look? 429 00:20:59,402 --> 00:21:01,437 - What, are you going to a funeral? 430 00:21:01,471 --> 00:21:04,039 (knocking) - Get the door. 431 00:21:07,977 --> 00:21:10,513 - Liam. - Hi, sir. 432 00:21:10,546 --> 00:21:12,882 - Well, come on in. - Thank you. 433 00:21:14,884 --> 00:21:18,354 - So. Graduating from study buddy, huh? 434 00:21:18,388 --> 00:21:20,956 - Ha, yeah. - Hey, Liam. Tell me about 435 00:21:20,990 --> 00:21:23,426 your mother. Three things. - My mom? 436 00:21:23,459 --> 00:21:25,361 - Yeah. - Um... 437 00:21:25,395 --> 00:21:27,463 She's really smart. She works at a research council 438 00:21:27,497 --> 00:21:30,400 as an epidemiologist. Oh, she has, like, 439 00:21:30,433 --> 00:21:33,403 over 200 books and she says she's going to get rid of them 440 00:21:33,436 --> 00:21:36,739 but never does. Uh... - That's enough. The kid's fine. 441 00:21:36,772 --> 00:21:39,575 How does this look? 442 00:21:39,609 --> 00:21:42,445 - You're going on a date. 443 00:21:42,478 --> 00:21:46,382 - Yeah, well, us December Daters can't waste any time, you know? 444 00:21:46,416 --> 00:21:49,919 But seriously, is this OK? - Yeah, you're rockin' it, Dad. 445 00:21:49,952 --> 00:21:52,087 Just don't mention the Illuminati. 446 00:21:52,121 --> 00:21:54,624 - Those no-good bastards. See you! 447 00:21:54,657 --> 00:21:56,626 - See you! 448 00:21:56,659 --> 00:21:59,429 - Liam, what you said about your mom was nice. 449 00:21:59,462 --> 00:22:01,631 Means you respect her. 450 00:22:01,664 --> 00:22:03,966 My dad thinks that it means you respect all women. 451 00:22:03,999 --> 00:22:06,469 - I do, sir. I really do. 452 00:22:06,502 --> 00:22:09,905 - Uh-huh. Look, Liam, I've been you. 453 00:22:09,939 --> 00:22:13,809 So I don't want to be the Dad that threatens the boy 454 00:22:13,843 --> 00:22:16,512 who comes over, courting his daughter. I don't want to be 455 00:22:16,546 --> 00:22:19,148 the Dad who goes into vivid detail 456 00:22:19,181 --> 00:22:21,651 about what'll happen to the boy if his daughter gets hurt 457 00:22:21,684 --> 00:22:24,086 in any way, on any level. 458 00:22:24,119 --> 00:22:26,188 But I will be that Dad. 459 00:22:26,221 --> 00:22:29,425 I'll be that Dad all day long if I have to be. 460 00:22:29,459 --> 00:22:32,127 - Hey, Liam. - Hey. 461 00:22:32,161 --> 00:22:34,464 - Hey, honey. 462 00:22:34,497 --> 00:22:37,132 Liam... 463 00:22:37,166 --> 00:22:40,803 Would you give us a second? - Uh... uh... 464 00:22:40,836 --> 00:22:44,106 It's kinda cold out here, sir-- - Yeah, just a minute. 465 00:22:44,139 --> 00:22:47,977 Look, honey. I know you need me to be a different parent 466 00:22:48,010 --> 00:22:51,481 in different situations. - OK... 467 00:22:51,514 --> 00:22:54,517 - Sometimes you need me to be a confidant. And other times, 468 00:22:54,550 --> 00:22:57,653 you need me to be a... 469 00:22:57,687 --> 00:23:01,023 Other times, you need me to be-- - Did you rehearse this or something? 470 00:23:01,056 --> 00:23:03,493 - I didn't want to screw this up, honey. I read a book. 471 00:23:03,526 --> 00:23:05,995 - Keep reading, Dad. 472 00:23:08,498 --> 00:23:10,566 (indistinct conversation) 473 00:23:10,600 --> 00:23:14,136 *** 474 00:23:26,215 --> 00:23:28,150 (streetcar bell ringing) 475 00:23:28,183 --> 00:23:30,753 - "And sometimes all you need is love"? 476 00:23:30,786 --> 00:23:34,524 Seriously? 477 00:23:47,870 --> 00:23:49,939 (cell ringing) 478 00:23:49,972 --> 00:23:52,241 Hey, you OK? 479 00:23:52,274 --> 00:23:54,610 - Fine. How's it going with Ken? 480 00:23:54,644 --> 00:23:57,046 - [Well, our doctor, or is it lawyer,] 481 00:23:57,079 --> 00:23:59,114 [lives in the crappiest building I've ever seen.] 482 00:23:59,148 --> 00:24:01,651 - Oh, well... 483 00:24:01,684 --> 00:24:05,287 if he's our identity thief, then he's keeping it on the down-low. 484 00:24:05,320 --> 00:24:07,957 - You got that right. Is your date over? 485 00:24:07,990 --> 00:24:10,125 - No. He just went to check on our reservation. 486 00:24:10,159 --> 00:24:12,294 - Uh-huh. You sure you don't need me there? 487 00:24:12,327 --> 00:24:14,163 Looks like Ken's turned in for the night. 488 00:24:14,196 --> 00:24:16,165 - Aw, are you cold? 489 00:24:16,198 --> 00:24:19,001 Did someone forget to bring their sleeping bag? 490 00:24:19,034 --> 00:24:22,104 - I've decided to be the P.I. who stares down the cold of a stakeout. 491 00:24:22,137 --> 00:24:24,774 - Well, I'm fine here, because it's an identity thief, 492 00:24:24,807 --> 00:24:28,243 not a serial killer, remember? I'll see you tomorrow. 493 00:24:37,286 --> 00:24:39,689 *** 494 00:24:45,160 --> 00:24:48,631 - They said 10 minutes. Don't know if I believe them. 495 00:24:48,664 --> 00:24:52,234 You ordered more drinks? I like your style. 496 00:24:52,267 --> 00:24:55,070 - Thank you, Jeremy. 497 00:24:55,104 --> 00:24:57,907 I have a feeling that I could use your help with something. 498 00:24:57,940 --> 00:25:00,643 - Sure. Anything. 499 00:25:00,676 --> 00:25:03,979 - I'm thinking about re-branding. 500 00:25:04,013 --> 00:25:07,850 Are you taking on new clients? - Yeah, new clients. 501 00:25:07,883 --> 00:25:11,821 See, the thing is I'm actually pretty booked up. 502 00:25:11,854 --> 00:25:15,224 For, like, six months. - Are you sure? 503 00:25:15,257 --> 00:25:17,226 - I'd really love to help you out, 504 00:25:17,259 --> 00:25:20,896 but learning about you seems like a better use of our time. 505 00:25:20,930 --> 00:25:22,898 - So you keep saying. 506 00:25:22,932 --> 00:25:25,835 - Beautiful, smart, funny... 507 00:25:25,868 --> 00:25:27,870 Your own urban planning business? 508 00:25:29,872 --> 00:25:34,176 Let's keep the focus on the more interesting party. 509 00:25:34,209 --> 00:25:37,847 - Careful. Flattery will get you everywhere. 510 00:25:45,354 --> 00:25:47,723 - I never should have tried to memorize the book. 511 00:25:47,757 --> 00:25:49,992 I realize that now. - You have a lot to learn 512 00:25:50,025 --> 00:25:52,061 about teenage girls. - That's why I bought the book 513 00:25:52,094 --> 00:25:54,129 in the first place. 514 00:25:54,163 --> 00:25:57,299 The problem is I'm still playing with the weekend-Dad playbook. 515 00:25:57,332 --> 00:25:59,368 This fulltime thing is new to me. 516 00:25:59,401 --> 00:26:03,172 I mean, it's great, but it's tough being a rookie again. 517 00:26:03,205 --> 00:26:06,642 I just don't want to be the Dad who doesn't get it, you know? 518 00:26:06,676 --> 00:26:09,411 - Have you tried telling her that? 519 00:26:09,444 --> 00:26:12,281 - See, that sounds smart when you say it. 520 00:26:14,917 --> 00:26:17,753 I'd really like to take you out again. 521 00:26:17,787 --> 00:26:19,755 For a whole meal this time. 522 00:26:19,789 --> 00:26:22,257 Appetizers. Desserts. The works. 523 00:26:22,291 --> 00:26:24,193 - Ooh, big spender. 524 00:26:24,226 --> 00:26:28,197 - How about tomorrow night? 525 00:26:28,230 --> 00:26:31,100 What's wrong? - I'm sorry, Matt. 526 00:26:31,133 --> 00:26:34,003 I should have told you, but I... 527 00:26:34,036 --> 00:26:36,906 I leave tomorrow, for Paris. 528 00:26:36,939 --> 00:26:39,174 - OK. 529 00:26:39,208 --> 00:26:42,044 That sucks. 530 00:26:42,077 --> 00:26:44,947 - So close to departure, I usually wouldn't go out 531 00:26:44,980 --> 00:26:47,282 for coffee, but... 532 00:26:47,316 --> 00:26:50,986 I think it's because I felt a real connection. 533 00:26:51,020 --> 00:26:53,022 - Yeah, me too. 534 00:26:58,260 --> 00:27:00,229 - Do you ever feel like 535 00:27:00,262 --> 00:27:02,732 the difference between an average night 536 00:27:02,765 --> 00:27:06,068 and a night you'll never forget 537 00:27:06,101 --> 00:27:10,172 is simply making the choice to have it be so? 538 00:27:10,205 --> 00:27:13,042 - It's all about attitude. 539 00:27:13,075 --> 00:27:16,011 I've seen lesser teams beat better ones 540 00:27:16,045 --> 00:27:18,047 for exactly that reason. 541 00:27:20,182 --> 00:27:23,152 - So what about tonight? 542 00:27:23,185 --> 00:27:25,354 Average? 543 00:27:25,387 --> 00:27:28,724 Or never forget? 544 00:27:30,926 --> 00:27:33,896 - Dad was a carpenter, huh? 545 00:27:33,929 --> 00:27:36,966 What about your mother? What does she do? 546 00:27:36,999 --> 00:27:40,870 - She works at the racetrack. - What's her name? 547 00:27:40,903 --> 00:27:43,238 - Married? Or maiden? 548 00:27:43,272 --> 00:27:45,440 - The more the merrier. 549 00:27:45,474 --> 00:27:47,442 - As much as I'd love to talk about my mother, 550 00:27:47,476 --> 00:27:50,212 I'd rather discuss my third date theory. 551 00:27:50,245 --> 00:27:53,015 The theory about what a waste-- - I remember. 552 00:27:53,048 --> 00:27:56,485 You wanna get out of here? Go back to your place? 553 00:27:56,518 --> 00:27:59,188 - Unfortunately, my place is being painted. 554 00:27:59,221 --> 00:28:01,891 I couldn't put you in that-- - I don't mind-- 555 00:28:01,924 --> 00:28:03,993 - Couldn't put you. 556 00:28:04,026 --> 00:28:06,261 Unless, of course, you want to just call it a night. 557 00:28:06,295 --> 00:28:08,497 - No! No, no, no. 558 00:28:08,530 --> 00:28:11,300 Um... it's fine. 559 00:28:11,333 --> 00:28:14,203 We can go back to my place. 560 00:28:14,236 --> 00:28:18,373 - OK. *** 561 00:28:24,179 --> 00:28:27,282 I thought you lived in Rosedale? 562 00:28:27,316 --> 00:28:29,318 - I moved. 563 00:28:50,239 --> 00:28:52,808 - Your place? - Five minutes away. 564 00:28:52,842 --> 00:28:55,310 (ringing) (soft moaning) 565 00:28:55,344 --> 00:28:57,312 Ah, I gotta get this. 566 00:28:57,346 --> 00:29:01,250 Hey. Yeah, I don't know how your date's going, but mine's-- 567 00:29:01,283 --> 00:29:03,318 - [Wow, this street's so quiet.] 568 00:29:03,352 --> 00:29:06,121 And deserted. 569 00:29:06,155 --> 00:29:09,191 427 Elmore Avenue. Cute. 570 00:29:09,224 --> 00:29:11,560 I didn't know you could find such a quiet, 571 00:29:11,593 --> 00:29:14,163 [quiet spot in the city.] 572 00:29:14,196 --> 00:29:17,232 - Is everything OK? - I gotta go. 573 00:29:17,266 --> 00:29:19,268 - What? - I'm sorry. 574 00:29:19,301 --> 00:29:22,537 You're amazing. 575 00:29:22,571 --> 00:29:25,307 - What? 576 00:29:25,340 --> 00:29:27,576 (door closing) 577 00:29:27,609 --> 00:29:30,179 - Suspend all judgment, ye who enter here. 578 00:29:30,212 --> 00:29:33,849 - Funny. - I wish I was joking. 579 00:29:38,187 --> 00:29:40,222 (engine roaring) 580 00:29:48,397 --> 00:29:51,200 (intense music) 581 00:29:54,503 --> 00:29:56,605 (crash) 582 00:29:56,638 --> 00:29:59,641 - Don't worry, Nanna. Stand down, soldier. 583 00:29:59,674 --> 00:30:02,244 Jeremy's not our guy. 584 00:30:02,277 --> 00:30:04,246 He's another victim. 585 00:30:04,279 --> 00:30:06,281 (muffled): Coffee cake? 586 00:30:14,323 --> 00:30:16,391 - I always thought that I was untouchable, 587 00:30:16,425 --> 00:30:18,928 and then along comes this thief in the night 588 00:30:18,961 --> 00:30:21,196 and steals your life away. - It proves how little 589 00:30:21,230 --> 00:30:23,198 control you have. 590 00:30:23,232 --> 00:30:25,234 - You know, I actually tracked down where they spent my money. 591 00:30:25,267 --> 00:30:27,502 The trail didn't go very far, though. 592 00:30:27,536 --> 00:30:31,140 - Let me guess: rare coin shops? - In Florida and Colorado. 593 00:30:31,173 --> 00:30:34,276 They wouldn't tell me anything. - They guarantee the privacy of the purchaser. 594 00:30:34,309 --> 00:30:36,378 - Even when he's spending somebody else's money. 595 00:30:36,411 --> 00:30:38,247 - He or she. - I can't believe this happened 596 00:30:38,280 --> 00:30:42,918 because I went speed-dating. - Join the club. 597 00:30:42,952 --> 00:30:44,920 - The fact that you both used the same speed-dating service 598 00:30:44,954 --> 00:30:48,090 is the strongest lead we've got. - But neither of you went 599 00:30:48,123 --> 00:30:50,059 on a date after the session. - Which means that 600 00:30:50,092 --> 00:30:52,227 only Constellations would have seen your questionnaires. 601 00:30:52,261 --> 00:30:57,032 - Meaning we need to find out more about Enrique the love god. 602 00:30:57,066 --> 00:30:59,301 - [Enrique's inside. We just have to sit here listening] 603 00:30:59,334 --> 00:31:02,104 [and see if he makes a move.] 604 00:31:02,137 --> 00:31:04,139 Keep the mic still! - [Yeah, yeah.] 605 00:31:04,173 --> 00:31:07,142 [How come I gotta sit on the cold, hard pavement?] 606 00:31:07,176 --> 00:31:09,511 And don't give me that "time-honoured tradition" speech 607 00:31:09,544 --> 00:31:12,347 like at the dumpster. - Because homeless women 608 00:31:12,381 --> 00:31:15,985 garner too much attention. 609 00:31:16,018 --> 00:31:19,021 Sh, sh. - It's Enrique. 610 00:31:19,054 --> 00:31:21,656 Listen. Our current arrangement has stagnated. 611 00:31:21,690 --> 00:31:23,725 It's time to turn things up a notch. 612 00:31:23,758 --> 00:31:27,162 How long before you can get here? Good. See you soon. 613 00:31:27,196 --> 00:31:30,165 - That sounds promising. - [Let's sit tight.] 614 00:31:30,199 --> 00:31:32,334 - Sitting tight is all I've got. 615 00:31:32,367 --> 00:31:34,369 My ass is frozen. 616 00:31:37,639 --> 00:31:39,608 - How's it going with Jules? 617 00:31:39,641 --> 00:31:41,576 - [She's dating and not talking to me.] 618 00:31:41,610 --> 00:31:44,446 My dad is dating and talking way too much. 619 00:31:47,049 --> 00:31:49,084 (phone ringing) 620 00:31:49,118 --> 00:31:51,086 I gotta take this. 621 00:31:51,120 --> 00:31:53,222 - Stay in character! (beep) 622 00:31:53,255 --> 00:31:55,224 - Hello? - [I never had a man] 623 00:31:55,257 --> 00:31:58,593 [run away from me like that before. At least not that fast.] 624 00:31:58,627 --> 00:32:00,662 - I'm sorry. It couldn't be helped. 625 00:32:00,695 --> 00:32:03,365 [Maybe we could try saying our goodbyes again in person.] 626 00:32:03,398 --> 00:32:06,568 - [I wish I could. But I'm going back to Paris tonight.] 627 00:32:06,601 --> 00:32:09,171 - So miss your flight. - So romantic. 628 00:32:09,204 --> 00:32:11,340 - [It is very tempting, but I think last night] 629 00:32:11,373 --> 00:32:14,343 [may be all we have. It is a wonderful memory.] 630 00:32:14,376 --> 00:32:17,379 - I bet we can amp that memory up, if you catch my drift. 631 00:32:17,412 --> 00:32:19,648 - Subtle. 632 00:32:21,650 --> 00:32:25,220 - I'm really sorry, but I have to go. 633 00:32:25,254 --> 00:32:27,789 Again. Be well, Sylvie. 634 00:32:27,822 --> 00:32:30,059 - [Adieu, Matt.] 635 00:32:30,092 --> 00:32:32,461 - [What was that?] - Look who's coming. 636 00:32:32,494 --> 00:32:35,097 - Ken Barnes. 637 00:32:41,336 --> 00:32:44,139 - No. Forget it. Speed-dating is one thing, 638 00:32:44,173 --> 00:32:46,141 but going on a real date afterwards 639 00:32:46,175 --> 00:32:48,443 is completely different and you know what? It rhymes with "no." 640 00:32:48,477 --> 00:32:51,113 - I'll make it worth your while. - Ah, look at this. 641 00:32:51,146 --> 00:32:53,115 Cupid and Stupid hatch a plan. 642 00:32:53,148 --> 00:32:54,716 - We're not taking applications today-- 643 00:32:54,749 --> 00:32:56,718 - That's not why we're here. We're representing two former 644 00:32:56,751 --> 00:32:59,288 Constellations customers who've become victims of identity theft 645 00:32:59,321 --> 00:33:02,724 after attending one of your speed-dating events. 646 00:33:02,757 --> 00:33:06,428 - So you can hand over their money in full, or our next stop can be the 57th division. 647 00:33:06,461 --> 00:33:08,430 - Slow down. I'm happy to offer a refund 648 00:33:08,463 --> 00:33:11,466 to any dissatisfied customer. But my business here is totally legit. 649 00:33:11,500 --> 00:33:13,668 - Yeah, we can tell you're totally on the up and up. 650 00:33:13,702 --> 00:33:16,605 You and Lawyer-Doctor- Lumberjack here. 651 00:33:16,638 --> 00:33:18,440 - I don't know anything about this. 652 00:33:18,473 --> 00:33:21,243 - Oh, yeah? Then what's your story, hot stuff? 653 00:33:23,245 --> 00:33:26,281 - I'm an actor. 654 00:33:26,315 --> 00:33:29,784 - He's a ringer. Ken of the multiple identities 655 00:33:29,818 --> 00:33:32,487 and fabulous ass is a plant. 656 00:33:32,521 --> 00:33:35,090 You're gaming your own system. 657 00:33:35,124 --> 00:33:37,192 - I consider it value-added, OK? 658 00:33:37,226 --> 00:33:39,328 The people that come to these events, they're vulnerable 659 00:33:39,361 --> 00:33:42,097 and fearful. Employees like Ken ensure they leave here 660 00:33:42,131 --> 00:33:44,499 feeling at least somebody finds them completely fascinating. 661 00:33:44,533 --> 00:33:46,000 - "Be open. Love will find you." 662 00:33:46,034 --> 00:33:49,404 - We're going to need information on every employee that works for you. 663 00:33:49,438 --> 00:33:51,773 - I can't do that. - Or I can call my friend 664 00:33:51,806 --> 00:33:54,643 over at The Star. Ask him to do a profile on Constellations, 665 00:33:54,676 --> 00:33:56,711 featuring Ken here as the kind of guy 666 00:33:56,745 --> 00:33:59,348 that women can expect to meet at one of your speed-dating events. 667 00:33:59,381 --> 00:34:01,783 How does that sound? 668 00:34:01,816 --> 00:34:03,785 - I'll get you the files. 669 00:34:03,818 --> 00:34:07,256 - Any employee with access to Constellations's customer files 670 00:34:07,289 --> 00:34:09,458 could have easily set up an identity theft. 671 00:34:09,491 --> 00:34:12,294 - With that access, choosing the right target would be a breeze. 672 00:34:12,327 --> 00:34:16,331 - They wouldn't even have to participate in the speed-dating part. 673 00:34:16,365 --> 00:34:19,468 Are you OK? - Yeah, I am. I'm fine. 674 00:34:19,501 --> 00:34:21,503 Would you mind if we split these files 675 00:34:21,536 --> 00:34:24,239 and I worked on this from home? It's Jules. 676 00:34:24,273 --> 00:34:26,508 I missed her getting home from her date last night. 677 00:34:26,541 --> 00:34:28,510 I'd like to be there when she gets home today. 678 00:34:28,543 --> 00:34:31,346 - Of course. Just meet me at the office when you're done. 679 00:34:31,380 --> 00:34:33,548 Mon petit chou-chou. 680 00:34:42,891 --> 00:34:44,859 - Hey. - Hello. 681 00:34:44,893 --> 00:34:48,263 - I thought we said goodbye? - We did. 682 00:34:48,297 --> 00:34:51,200 But I couldn't leave without a parting gift. 683 00:34:51,233 --> 00:34:53,368 - What about your flight? 684 00:34:53,402 --> 00:34:56,205 - I pushed it. - Until when? 685 00:34:56,238 --> 00:34:58,640 - Tomorrow. 686 00:34:58,673 --> 00:35:00,709 After that I guess... 687 00:35:06,415 --> 00:35:09,318 - We think someone gained access to your personal computers, 688 00:35:09,351 --> 00:35:11,186 possibly through Constellations's 689 00:35:11,220 --> 00:35:13,355 computer system. - I'm beginning to lose 690 00:35:13,388 --> 00:35:16,225 all faith in humanity. - I've lost mine completely. 691 00:35:16,258 --> 00:35:18,293 - Now that would be a genuine shame. 692 00:35:18,327 --> 00:35:21,396 - Let me know if any of these employee pictures look familiar. 693 00:35:21,430 --> 00:35:24,533 Now, you said after the speed-dating event 694 00:35:24,566 --> 00:35:26,435 that neither of you went out on any dates, correct? 695 00:35:26,468 --> 00:35:29,604 - I didn't get any pings. - I seriously can't believe that. 696 00:35:29,638 --> 00:35:31,973 - Forget about other speed-daters. 697 00:35:32,006 --> 00:35:33,942 Did you meet anyone new around that time? 698 00:35:33,975 --> 00:35:36,678 - I became friendly with a woman at my gym, Helene, 699 00:35:36,711 --> 00:35:38,980 but Cyclefit isn't a strong basis 700 00:35:39,013 --> 00:35:42,251 for friendship, I suppose. - I met somebody too. 701 00:35:42,284 --> 00:35:45,387 Veronique. I really thought we had a connection, 702 00:35:45,420 --> 00:35:48,223 but it fell through. - Fell through how? 703 00:35:48,257 --> 00:35:51,493 - She had to move back home, to Paris. - To Paris. 704 00:35:54,296 --> 00:35:56,331 There! - Veronique. 705 00:35:56,365 --> 00:35:59,301 - Oh, my God. Helene. 706 00:36:02,571 --> 00:36:04,873 - Paris. 707 00:36:06,308 --> 00:36:08,943 *** 708 00:36:25,294 --> 00:36:27,862 - Hey, what's the rush? 709 00:36:27,896 --> 00:36:30,699 - I didn't want it to be awkward 710 00:36:30,732 --> 00:36:32,667 in case your daughter comes home. 711 00:36:32,701 --> 00:36:35,737 But... 712 00:36:35,770 --> 00:36:39,774 how about you relax, 713 00:36:39,808 --> 00:36:43,712 and I make us breakfast for dinner? 714 00:36:46,315 --> 00:36:48,350 - I love breakfast for dinner! 715 00:36:48,383 --> 00:36:50,285 - Mm, good. 716 00:36:50,319 --> 00:36:52,287 Leave it to me. 717 00:36:52,321 --> 00:36:55,023 Have a shower and... 718 00:36:55,056 --> 00:36:57,826 take your time. 719 00:36:57,859 --> 00:37:00,329 - OK. 720 00:37:04,433 --> 00:37:07,469 (door closing) 721 00:37:30,124 --> 00:37:32,327 *** 722 00:37:40,369 --> 00:37:43,071 (tapping) 723 00:37:43,104 --> 00:37:45,907 (beeping) 724 00:37:45,940 --> 00:37:49,077 (soft music playing) 725 00:37:51,112 --> 00:37:56,017 - * Your love is better than ice cream * 726 00:37:56,050 --> 00:37:58,520 - Adieu, Matt Shade. 727 00:38:01,923 --> 00:38:05,827 - You lost? - No, I wanted to surprise you. 728 00:38:05,860 --> 00:38:08,897 I've rebooked my flight. 729 00:38:08,930 --> 00:38:11,533 - Fantastic. 730 00:38:11,566 --> 00:38:14,035 - So... 731 00:38:14,068 --> 00:38:16,671 Do you like it? - I'm curious. 732 00:38:16,705 --> 00:38:19,140 Why would you buy me this CD? 733 00:38:19,173 --> 00:38:23,144 - Well, it was playing in the bookstore when we met. 734 00:38:23,177 --> 00:38:27,716 I'm sure I saw you singing along. 735 00:38:27,749 --> 00:38:30,885 - Liking Sarah McLachlan is a lie I told 736 00:38:30,919 --> 00:38:34,055 on my Constellations questionnaire, 737 00:38:34,088 --> 00:38:36,691 along with the lie I told about what I do for a living. 738 00:38:36,725 --> 00:38:39,027 - I saw the pictures in your office. 739 00:38:39,060 --> 00:38:41,930 So you've lived a whole other life. 740 00:38:41,963 --> 00:38:46,100 - I did, before someone stole it from me. 741 00:38:46,134 --> 00:38:48,670 Now I'm focused on my new life, 742 00:38:48,703 --> 00:38:51,573 as a private investigator who's been hired 743 00:38:51,606 --> 00:38:54,008 to catch an identity thief. 744 00:38:54,042 --> 00:38:56,144 And I bet if I looked in your purse right now, 745 00:38:56,177 --> 00:38:58,947 I'd find a couple of rare coins, wouldn't I? 746 00:39:02,817 --> 00:39:05,620 - Matt. 747 00:39:05,654 --> 00:39:07,922 What happened upstairs, between us? 748 00:39:07,956 --> 00:39:10,725 That wasn't business. 749 00:39:10,759 --> 00:39:13,562 - It felt a lot more like pleasure, I'll give you that. 750 00:39:13,595 --> 00:39:16,731 - Work with me. 751 00:39:16,765 --> 00:39:20,469 We could make a lot of money together. 752 00:39:20,502 --> 00:39:22,471 A lot. 753 00:39:25,507 --> 00:39:27,476 - See, here's the thing. 754 00:39:27,509 --> 00:39:29,911 I've already got a partner. 755 00:39:29,944 --> 00:39:34,115 In fact, you should meet her. 756 00:39:36,618 --> 00:39:38,587 - Hi. 757 00:39:38,620 --> 00:39:42,090 - Agh! It burns! 758 00:39:42,123 --> 00:39:44,759 - I know. Try rubbing your eyes really hard. 759 00:39:44,793 --> 00:39:48,096 (groaning) 760 00:39:48,129 --> 00:39:51,800 (muffled conversation) 761 00:39:51,833 --> 00:39:54,769 (Sarah McLachlan playing) 762 00:39:54,803 --> 00:39:58,573 - No, don't. Don't. 763 00:39:58,607 --> 00:40:01,576 (whispering): So cute. 764 00:40:01,610 --> 00:40:03,845 Aw. 765 00:40:08,016 --> 00:40:11,786 - It's the pepper spray. - Yeah. Me too. 766 00:40:11,820 --> 00:40:13,822 - (Sylvie): Ow. - Ah, ah, ah! 767 00:40:17,258 --> 00:40:20,228 *** 768 00:40:20,261 --> 00:40:23,131 Sylvie was a systems expert who did some work 769 00:40:23,164 --> 00:40:25,199 for the speed-dating company over a year ago. 770 00:40:25,233 --> 00:40:27,268 - She set up a mirror site that allowed her access 771 00:40:27,301 --> 00:40:29,270 to everyone's profiles. 772 00:40:29,303 --> 00:40:31,239 - The police found her rare coin collection. 773 00:40:31,272 --> 00:40:34,208 It may take some time, but you'll get your money back. 774 00:40:34,242 --> 00:40:36,177 - Thank you. 775 00:40:36,210 --> 00:40:39,080 I feel like you've given me a new lease on life. 776 00:40:39,113 --> 00:40:41,750 - I can echo that. 777 00:40:41,783 --> 00:40:44,185 You know, the strange thing is this really feels like 778 00:40:44,218 --> 00:40:46,521 one of those worst thing-best thing scenarios. 779 00:40:46,555 --> 00:40:49,023 - Oh, yeah? How's that? - Sometimes it's good 780 00:40:49,057 --> 00:40:52,160 to remember starting over's not the end of the world. 781 00:40:52,193 --> 00:40:54,763 - Shall we? 782 00:40:54,796 --> 00:40:56,998 - (quietly): Yeah. 783 00:40:57,031 --> 00:40:59,067 - Wow. 784 00:40:59,100 --> 00:41:03,171 We could give Constellations a run for its money. 785 00:41:07,609 --> 00:41:10,511 (music playing in earphones) 786 00:41:21,055 --> 00:41:23,091 OK, look. 787 00:41:23,124 --> 00:41:26,561 Honey, this is over. - What is? 788 00:41:26,595 --> 00:41:30,732 - Us not being able to talk to each other. - Yeah, I don't like it either. 789 00:41:30,765 --> 00:41:34,068 - I trust you and I know you're smart. 790 00:41:34,102 --> 00:41:36,170 But these boys coming around, 791 00:41:36,204 --> 00:41:38,072 all I can see is my little girl 792 00:41:38,106 --> 00:41:40,575 and all I want to do is protect you. 793 00:41:40,609 --> 00:41:43,945 I was talking at you and not to you, 794 00:41:43,978 --> 00:41:47,248 and I'm sorry, OK? - (whispering): OK. 795 00:41:47,281 --> 00:41:49,618 - Man. I have just come from the best... 796 00:41:49,651 --> 00:41:52,153 run. 797 00:41:52,186 --> 00:41:55,857 - In hard-soled shoes? - Dad, maybe you should... 798 00:41:55,890 --> 00:41:58,292 go take a shower and get cleaned up. 799 00:41:58,326 --> 00:42:00,261 From your run. 800 00:42:00,294 --> 00:42:02,363 - That's a good idea. 801 00:42:02,396 --> 00:42:06,200 (inaudible) 802 00:42:06,234 --> 00:42:09,804 - So that's what they mean by "walk of shame." 803 00:42:09,838 --> 00:42:11,906 - Honey, I know I said that we should talk about everything, 804 00:42:11,940 --> 00:42:13,675 but not that. Never that. - Agreed. Yeah. 805 00:42:13,708 --> 00:42:16,678 - Yeah. Wow. 806 00:42:16,711 --> 00:42:18,379 (ping) (Matt laughing) 807 00:42:18,412 --> 00:42:20,649 - What's with you? 808 00:42:20,682 --> 00:42:22,884 - Part of Sylvie's M.O. was to make sure her victim 809 00:42:22,917 --> 00:42:25,887 didn't get any date request pings after the speed-dating event. 810 00:42:25,920 --> 00:42:27,889 - To make them feel vulnerable. - Mm-hmm. 811 00:42:27,922 --> 00:42:29,924 - Smart. - Once her mirror site 812 00:42:29,958 --> 00:42:32,861 was dismantled, my phone blew up. Ping city. 813 00:42:32,894 --> 00:42:35,764 - Are you going to answer any? - We'll see. 814 00:42:35,797 --> 00:42:38,767 - So tell me, does it count as the end of a slump 815 00:42:38,800 --> 00:42:40,835 if sex was part of the con? 816 00:42:40,869 --> 00:42:43,037 - Again -- there was no slump. 817 00:42:43,071 --> 00:42:45,907 - You're evading the question. - A gentleman never tells. 818 00:42:45,940 --> 00:42:48,076 You know, I feel like we never really 819 00:42:48,109 --> 00:42:50,078 gave our speed date a chance. 820 00:42:50,111 --> 00:42:52,080 - As the French say: c'est la vie. 821 00:42:52,113 --> 00:42:55,216 - What else do the French say? - I think you're the expert there. 822 00:42:55,249 --> 00:42:57,418 - Most of the time, she was speechless. 823 00:42:57,451 --> 00:43:00,655 - Ugh, too much information. - You wanted to know. 824 00:43:00,689 --> 00:43:03,024 - Speaking of which, we have time now. 825 00:43:03,057 --> 00:43:05,093 If I asked about your ex-manager, 826 00:43:05,126 --> 00:43:07,095 would you deflect with some funny line 827 00:43:07,128 --> 00:43:09,197 or tell me what really happened? 828 00:43:09,230 --> 00:43:12,834 - In a nutshell? I trusted the wrong person. 829 00:43:12,867 --> 00:43:14,836 - Hate when that happens. 830 00:43:14,869 --> 00:43:17,371 You know, this speed-dating thing 831 00:43:17,405 --> 00:43:20,108 reminds me of what my dad used to call the "two-minute you." 832 00:43:20,141 --> 00:43:23,211 - I'm listening. - Well, anyone can put on a show for two minutes. 833 00:43:23,244 --> 00:43:25,980 But it's someone you want to spend that third minute with... 834 00:43:26,014 --> 00:43:28,750 that's the person you're looking for. 835 00:43:30,752 --> 00:43:33,121 - That's a solid theory. 836 00:43:33,154 --> 00:43:35,857 ***