1 00:00:04,576 --> 00:00:06,510 and may contain mature subject matter. 2 00:00:06,510 --> 00:00:09,109 Viewer discretion is advised. 3 00:00:11,143 --> 00:00:13,043 and may contain mature subject m- Hey, Gil. 4 00:00:13,109 --> 00:00:15,643 - This guy is not slipping away again. 5 00:00:15,710 --> 00:00:17,743 - I hope he shows up soon. 6 00:00:17,810 --> 00:00:20,243 I really want to get over to the Tea and Advice line and visit Jules. 7 00:00:20,309 --> 00:00:21,209 She wants to show off her cubicle. 8 00:00:21,276 --> 00:00:24,143 - Aww, how's she doing? - She's loving it. 9 00:00:24,209 --> 00:00:25,743 She really feels like she's helping people, 10 00:00:25,810 --> 00:00:27,777 plus, it looks good on her university applications. 11 00:00:27,843 --> 00:00:30,143 - Sounds like in a couple of months, you're gonna be an empty-nester. 12 00:00:30,209 --> 00:00:32,510 - I really hope she goes to one of the schools in town. 13 00:00:32,576 --> 00:00:34,343 - Oh, Jules wants to stay at home? 14 00:00:34,410 --> 00:00:36,543 - Well, we haven't discussed it yet, 15 00:00:36,610 --> 00:00:38,543 but I really don't thinks she's ready to leave home. 16 00:00:40,743 --> 00:00:41,910 - Hey. 17 00:00:41,977 --> 00:00:43,476 What's good today? 18 00:00:43,543 --> 00:00:46,410 - The cluck and noodle. - OK... maybe a small. 19 00:00:48,610 --> 00:00:50,476 - Here you go. - Thanks. 20 00:00:50,543 --> 00:00:52,510 - Hey, are you Alan Tucci? 21 00:00:52,576 --> 00:00:54,376 - Yeah... how did you know that? 22 00:00:54,443 --> 00:00:56,309 What's this? - Oh, today's special. 23 00:00:56,376 --> 00:00:59,543 Soup-poena. You've been served. (grunting) 24 00:00:59,610 --> 00:01:00,810 - Gonna wring your necks! 25 00:01:00,877 --> 00:01:02,476 - Nicely punned. - Thanks! 26 00:01:02,543 --> 00:01:04,910 (tires squeal) (urgent music) 27 00:01:04,977 --> 00:01:07,143 (Angie yelps) (clattering) 28 00:01:07,209 --> 00:01:09,209 - [Matt]: Hang on, Ang'! 29 00:01:09,276 --> 00:01:10,710 You OK back there? 30 00:01:10,777 --> 00:01:12,743 - Uh... OK! 31 00:01:12,810 --> 00:01:14,443 OK! It's OK. 32 00:01:14,510 --> 00:01:16,276 (tires squealing) 33 00:01:16,343 --> 00:01:18,576 (wailing) 34 00:01:18,643 --> 00:01:20,643 (pensive music) 35 00:01:20,710 --> 00:01:22,643 - Yeah, 36 00:01:22,710 --> 00:01:24,343 a lot of students get freaked out before exams, just... 37 00:01:24,410 --> 00:01:27,010 take a breath and relax. You got this... 38 00:01:28,109 --> 00:01:30,476 You're welcome. We're here for you. 39 00:01:30,543 --> 00:01:32,243 - Hey, Jules. - Hey! 40 00:01:32,309 --> 00:01:33,343 - Came to see if you wanted to grab some lunch. 41 00:01:33,410 --> 00:01:34,576 - Yeah, definitely. 42 00:01:34,643 --> 00:01:36,643 I'm almost on my break, do you wanna wait? 43 00:01:36,710 --> 00:01:37,710 - Of course. OK. (operators murmuring) 44 00:01:37,777 --> 00:01:39,410 (phone ringing) 45 00:01:39,476 --> 00:01:41,143 - Teen advice line. 46 00:01:41,209 --> 00:01:42,376 - (young woman): [Hi. I'm in big trouble.] 47 00:01:42,443 --> 00:01:45,076 [I don't know what to do or who to talk to.] 48 00:01:45,143 --> 00:01:46,943 - OK. You can talk to me. 49 00:01:47,010 --> 00:01:48,777 (tense music) 50 00:01:48,843 --> 00:01:51,977 - OK, I'll take Don's truck back right after I change. 51 00:01:52,043 --> 00:01:53,977 - Alright, I'm gonna go visit-- - Dad? 52 00:01:54,043 --> 00:01:55,977 Angie? 53 00:01:56,043 --> 00:01:57,743 - Jules, hey! I'm just on my way 54 00:01:57,810 --> 00:01:59,243 over to... Liam. 55 00:01:59,309 --> 00:02:00,843 - Mr. Shade. 56 00:02:00,910 --> 00:02:03,476 - Guys, this is Emily. She called the student help line 57 00:02:03,543 --> 00:02:05,643 but after I heard what happened, I think she needs your kind of help. 58 00:02:05,710 --> 00:02:07,610 - What seems to be the problem? 59 00:02:07,676 --> 00:02:11,209 - I stole the president... and now I've lost him. 60 00:02:11,276 --> 00:02:12,977 (dramatic music) 61 00:02:13,043 --> 00:02:16,343 - ♪ I see you and you see me ♪ 62 00:02:16,410 --> 00:02:20,543 ♪ Watch you blowin' the lines when you're makin' a scene ♪ 63 00:02:20,610 --> 00:02:23,710 ♪ Oh boy, you've got to know ♪ 64 00:02:23,777 --> 00:02:26,710 ♪ What my head overlooks ♪ 65 00:02:26,777 --> 00:02:29,376 ♪ The senses will show to my heart ♪ 66 00:02:29,443 --> 00:02:32,209 ♪ When it's watching for lies ♪ 67 00:02:32,276 --> 00:02:35,343 ♪ 'Cause you can't escape my ♪ 68 00:02:35,410 --> 00:02:38,977 - ♪ Private Eyes They're watching you ♪ 69 00:02:39,043 --> 00:02:41,543 ♪ Private Eyes ♪ 70 00:02:41,610 --> 00:02:43,877 ♪ They're watching you, watching you, watching you ♪ 71 00:02:43,943 --> 00:02:45,209 ♪ Watching you ♪ 72 00:02:48,043 --> 00:02:50,610 (upbeat music) 73 00:02:50,676 --> 00:02:52,510 - William Landry was an educator 74 00:02:52,576 --> 00:02:54,510 and humanitarian, 75 00:02:54,576 --> 00:02:56,810 as well as the university's first president. 76 00:02:56,877 --> 00:02:59,209 The theft of his portrait from the university library is an utter disgrace. 77 00:02:59,276 --> 00:03:01,043 - Dean Robinson, what about the upcoming 78 00:03:01,109 --> 00:03:02,777 Alex Cruz art exhibit? Isn't that a disgrace? 79 00:03:02,843 --> 00:03:05,276 - This university is proud to have received 80 00:03:05,343 --> 00:03:07,610 such a culturally significant donation from such an esteemed artist. 81 00:03:07,676 --> 00:03:10,743 - That collection is nothing but sexism masquerading as pop art. 82 00:03:10,810 --> 00:03:13,443 The student body is circulating a petition-- - Don't. Don't attempt to drag 83 00:03:13,510 --> 00:03:16,143 this off point. I intend to find whomever stole the portrait 84 00:03:16,209 --> 00:03:17,176 and dispense the maximum 85 00:03:17,243 --> 00:03:19,143 disciplinary action. - So... 86 00:03:19,209 --> 00:03:21,376 The president you stole is a painting? 87 00:03:21,443 --> 00:03:24,243 - It was so stupid, I know that, 88 00:03:24,309 --> 00:03:25,276 but I wanted to get into a sorority. 89 00:03:25,343 --> 00:03:27,343 - Emily's a first year at Munro University 90 00:03:27,410 --> 00:03:29,209 and it's Greek rush week. 91 00:03:29,276 --> 00:03:31,510 The fraternities and the sororities assign pranks 92 00:03:31,576 --> 00:03:33,109 to their potential pledges. 93 00:03:33,176 --> 00:03:35,109 - Yeah, look up hashtag rush week. 94 00:03:36,276 --> 00:03:38,877 - Oh, here. Uh... 95 00:03:38,943 --> 00:03:40,309 (keypad clicking) 96 00:03:41,843 --> 00:03:43,510 There you go. 97 00:03:45,977 --> 00:03:48,676 - Streaking through the quad... pulling fire alarms... 98 00:03:48,743 --> 00:03:51,777 and a stolen presidential portrait. 99 00:03:51,843 --> 00:03:53,410 - I was only going to borrow the portrait, 100 00:03:53,476 --> 00:03:55,209 show Delta Iota Phi, and return it. 101 00:03:55,276 --> 00:03:57,877 - Emily works part-time at the library, same as me, 102 00:03:57,943 --> 00:03:59,743 she used her key card to get in after hours. 103 00:03:59,810 --> 00:04:02,843 - Didn't you think anyone would notice the portrait missing? 104 00:04:02,910 --> 00:04:04,309 - The special collections area is closed 105 00:04:04,376 --> 00:04:06,243 for a security upgrade, 106 00:04:06,309 --> 00:04:08,309 before the new art exhibit goes in. 107 00:04:08,376 --> 00:04:10,343 - Yeah, I really thought that I would have time to put it back. 108 00:04:10,410 --> 00:04:12,510 - So, what went wrong? - So, the portrait 109 00:04:12,576 --> 00:04:15,109 that I stole... somebody stole it from me. 110 00:04:15,176 --> 00:04:17,410 - It was in her backpack. 111 00:04:17,476 --> 00:04:19,676 She took it to the Delta Iota Phi house last night. 112 00:04:19,743 --> 00:04:21,810 - The place was really packed and I only put my bag down 113 00:04:21,877 --> 00:04:23,910 for a few minutes and when I turned around, it was gone. 114 00:04:23,977 --> 00:04:26,443 - Why not go to the dean and just explain? 115 00:04:26,510 --> 00:04:28,843 - No, I can't do that. My parents are in China 116 00:04:28,910 --> 00:04:30,676 and they worked really hard for me to study 117 00:04:30,743 --> 00:04:32,476 to become a doctor 118 00:04:32,543 --> 00:04:34,343 and now I've just like, screwed it all up. 119 00:04:34,410 --> 00:04:37,243 - If the dean expels Emily, she loses her scholarship, 120 00:04:37,309 --> 00:04:39,176 maybe even get deported. 121 00:04:39,243 --> 00:04:42,010 - Was there anyone at the party who might've wanted 122 00:04:42,076 --> 00:04:44,510 to get you in trouble? - Um... Tiffany, 123 00:04:44,576 --> 00:04:47,777 the rush chair? She looked kind of pissed off 124 00:04:47,843 --> 00:04:49,443 when her ex-boyfriend flirted with me. 125 00:04:49,510 --> 00:04:52,476 - There's a suspect, Mr. Shade! - Thank you, Liam. 126 00:04:52,543 --> 00:04:54,309 - So, what are our next steps? 127 00:04:54,376 --> 00:04:56,476 - Our next steps? 128 00:04:56,543 --> 00:04:58,977 - Yeah. Mom was head of Delta Iota Phi, 129 00:04:59,043 --> 00:05:01,176 that gives me legacy status, so maybe we can use that to help-- 130 00:05:01,243 --> 00:05:03,643 - I'd rather keep you out of this, honey. 131 00:05:03,710 --> 00:05:06,243 - OK, but I want to help. 132 00:05:06,309 --> 00:05:08,877 - And I appreciate that but, um... 133 00:05:08,943 --> 00:05:11,243 why don't you let the professionals handle this? 134 00:05:13,276 --> 00:05:15,276 (bells tolling) 135 00:05:15,343 --> 00:05:18,743 (tense music) 136 00:05:22,243 --> 00:05:24,109 (wolf whistle) 137 00:05:24,176 --> 00:05:25,843 - I think he likes you. - He's 18. 138 00:05:25,910 --> 00:05:28,710 He likes anything with a pulse. - Don't sell yourself short, 139 00:05:28,777 --> 00:05:30,643 Everett. - Is that a compliment? 140 00:05:30,710 --> 00:05:31,977 - My mistake. 141 00:05:32,043 --> 00:05:34,243 Ah, the smell of ivy-covered brick! 142 00:05:34,309 --> 00:05:35,743 Does this take you back? 143 00:05:35,810 --> 00:05:38,243 - Actually, my campus smelled more like stale beer. 144 00:05:38,309 --> 00:05:40,209 - Can't believe I missed out on that. 145 00:05:40,276 --> 00:05:43,076 I was already chasing rubber by the time I was 18, 146 00:05:43,143 --> 00:05:44,543 never had the chance to go to university. 147 00:05:44,610 --> 00:05:46,877 - It's where hopes and aspirations... 148 00:05:46,943 --> 00:05:48,209 meet liquor and hormones. 149 00:05:48,276 --> 00:05:50,510 - I hear they teach some classes, too. 150 00:05:50,576 --> 00:05:52,510 - Oh, yeah. There's that. Truthfully, 151 00:05:52,576 --> 00:05:54,676 it was just a way for me to get out from under my parents' roof 152 00:05:54,743 --> 00:05:56,309 and away from Norah's drama. 153 00:05:56,376 --> 00:05:57,910 - How'd that work out for ya'? 154 00:05:57,977 --> 00:06:00,243 - I got a call once in the middle of an exam, 155 00:06:00,309 --> 00:06:02,209 to bail her out of jail. - Ah. 156 00:06:02,276 --> 00:06:04,743 - Made it a little hard to focus on my studies. 157 00:06:04,810 --> 00:06:06,610 - You did earn a degree, though, didn't you? 158 00:06:06,676 --> 00:06:08,810 - Yeah, but... 159 00:06:08,877 --> 00:06:10,843 could've done a lot more with it, you know? 160 00:06:10,910 --> 00:06:13,543 I even toyed with the idea of law school. 161 00:06:13,610 --> 00:06:15,777 - Oh, Angela Everett, attorney-at-law... 162 00:06:15,843 --> 00:06:18,076 it does have a certain ring. - Let's get to work. 163 00:06:18,143 --> 00:06:19,676 (pensive music) 164 00:06:30,576 --> 00:06:33,309 Hi, we'd like to see Tiffany. 165 00:06:33,376 --> 00:06:34,676 - Follow me. 166 00:06:37,877 --> 00:06:41,010 - And even though Jules can't rush until next year-- 167 00:06:41,076 --> 00:06:43,877 - A legendary Delta Iota Phi alum 168 00:06:43,943 --> 00:06:45,877 and her legacy daughter are always welcome. 169 00:06:45,943 --> 00:06:48,943 - Ah, there you are! 170 00:06:49,010 --> 00:06:50,943 Tiffany, I would like you to meet 171 00:06:51,010 --> 00:06:52,209 Jules' father, 172 00:06:52,276 --> 00:06:54,743 Matt Shade, and Angie Everett, 173 00:06:54,810 --> 00:06:56,143 and his fiancée. 174 00:06:56,209 --> 00:06:57,810 - (together): Hi! 175 00:06:57,877 --> 00:06:59,276 - Hi! - Well, 176 00:06:59,343 --> 00:07:01,243 looks like we're all here! 177 00:07:01,309 --> 00:07:03,043 - Yeah, wasn't it a great idea Mom had to tour the house 178 00:07:03,109 --> 00:07:04,643 and get a good look around? 179 00:07:04,710 --> 00:07:06,176 - Now, before we start... 180 00:07:06,243 --> 00:07:08,410 a bit of tradition. 181 00:07:11,877 --> 00:07:13,676 - (together): Heart and mind, 182 00:07:13,743 --> 00:07:15,943 sisters in kind. 183 00:07:16,010 --> 00:07:17,510 - Now, come along. 184 00:07:19,209 --> 00:07:21,376 Now, you are going to love this. 185 00:07:21,443 --> 00:07:24,209 I can't wait to take you around. 186 00:07:24,276 --> 00:07:27,309 - When Jules called asking questions about Delta Iota Phi, 187 00:07:27,376 --> 00:07:29,376 I knew something was up. I mean, 188 00:07:29,443 --> 00:07:31,543 did you really think you were just going to stroll in here 189 00:07:31,610 --> 00:07:33,910 and poke around? Oh, the painting's not in this room, 190 00:07:33,977 --> 00:07:35,777 by the way. - We had a whole cover worked up 191 00:07:35,843 --> 00:07:37,810 as campus security. 192 00:07:37,877 --> 00:07:40,109 - The sorority house is on private property. 193 00:07:40,176 --> 00:07:42,076 It's not part of campus jurisdiction. - (Matt and Angie): Oh... 194 00:07:42,143 --> 00:07:44,076 - We didn't know that. 195 00:07:44,143 --> 00:07:46,243 - Well, then I'm so glad I insisted we come help. 196 00:07:46,309 --> 00:07:48,109 I can be a distraction. 197 00:07:48,176 --> 00:07:49,777 - You always are. 198 00:07:49,843 --> 00:07:53,543 - And our house flower is the orchid. Now, 199 00:07:53,610 --> 00:07:56,676 we are the most popular sorority on campus, 200 00:07:56,743 --> 00:07:58,676 we only have one spot left-- 201 00:07:58,743 --> 00:08:01,610 - How's your security? Do you use keyed locks 202 00:08:01,676 --> 00:08:05,276 or do you utilize fobs? And how many fire escapes are there? 203 00:08:05,343 --> 00:08:06,943 - A father wants his daughter to be safe, 204 00:08:07,010 --> 00:08:08,410 maybe we could just take a look around ourselves? 205 00:08:08,476 --> 00:08:10,410 - Oh yeah, you guys could catch up. 206 00:08:10,476 --> 00:08:13,510 My dear, I heard that you've renovated the Lavender Lounge? 207 00:08:13,576 --> 00:08:15,743 Tell me that is true! 208 00:08:15,810 --> 00:08:17,943 (indistinct chatter) 209 00:08:18,010 --> 00:08:19,476 (suspenseful music) 210 00:08:25,810 --> 00:08:27,810 - If Tiffany took the painting, it would be easiest 211 00:08:27,877 --> 00:08:29,610 just to have stashed it here in the party room. 212 00:08:29,676 --> 00:08:31,543 - All I got over here are empty liquor bottles. 213 00:08:31,610 --> 00:08:33,777 Huh. And this. 214 00:08:33,843 --> 00:08:35,676 Guess that's what they mean by higher education. 215 00:08:35,743 --> 00:08:37,576 Speaking of which, 216 00:08:37,643 --> 00:08:39,143 you and law school? - Oh, 217 00:08:39,209 --> 00:08:41,510 well, you know, once I started working with my dad, 218 00:08:41,576 --> 00:08:43,143 I didn't want to just bail on him... 219 00:08:43,209 --> 00:08:45,843 Looks like Becca's pretty set on Jules going here, 220 00:08:45,910 --> 00:08:47,610 and Liam's already in first year, 221 00:08:47,676 --> 00:08:49,443 so I guess it's decided. - Oh, no, 222 00:08:49,510 --> 00:08:51,510 nothing is decided. I'm the decider, 223 00:08:51,576 --> 00:08:52,943 and I've changed my mind. 224 00:08:53,010 --> 00:08:54,843 Jules will get a perfectly good education 225 00:08:54,910 --> 00:08:56,243 at the University of Nunavut. 226 00:08:56,309 --> 00:08:58,510 - OK. 227 00:08:58,576 --> 00:09:00,676 Well, there's no painting here so let's check Tiffany's room. 228 00:09:00,743 --> 00:09:03,276 - And you're a legacy, Jules, so you'd be a shoe-in. 229 00:09:03,343 --> 00:09:06,443 I mean, once you pledge, you have an instant family. 230 00:09:06,510 --> 00:09:08,576 You know, you always have a sister 231 00:09:08,643 --> 00:09:10,243 to talk with or study with or... 232 00:09:10,309 --> 00:09:12,410 get crazy with. (laughing) 233 00:09:12,476 --> 00:09:13,777 - Did your mother tell you 234 00:09:13,843 --> 00:09:16,476 about the legendary stunts she pulled? 235 00:09:16,543 --> 00:09:17,610 - Surprisingly, no. 236 00:09:17,676 --> 00:09:20,410 - It was nothing. 237 00:09:20,476 --> 00:09:22,276 Let's go check out the backyard! 238 00:09:22,343 --> 00:09:23,843 You know, 239 00:09:23,910 --> 00:09:25,276 did I tell you this is where 240 00:09:25,343 --> 00:09:27,510 I set up the two-story ice luge? 241 00:09:27,576 --> 00:09:29,176 (laughing) 242 00:09:29,243 --> 00:09:31,176 ...for the extra-cold tequila shots. 243 00:09:31,243 --> 00:09:32,943 I got the idea when I was on summer break in the Alps... 244 00:09:33,010 --> 00:09:34,877 (indistinct chatter) 245 00:09:45,810 --> 00:09:47,276 - This is it. 246 00:09:50,343 --> 00:09:51,877 (ominous music) 247 00:10:06,143 --> 00:10:07,710 (sigh) 248 00:10:09,576 --> 00:10:11,476 - Concert tickets... 249 00:10:11,543 --> 00:10:13,309 fraternity luau, spring break... 250 00:10:13,376 --> 00:10:16,143 - Relax. Kids need to vent. 251 00:10:16,209 --> 00:10:19,076 - Not my kid. - (scoff): So delusional. 252 00:10:19,143 --> 00:10:21,010 Meanwhile... still no painting. 253 00:10:21,076 --> 00:10:23,777 - Emily thought Tiffany had a hate on for her, 254 00:10:23,843 --> 00:10:25,243 but what if we got the wrong suspect? 255 00:10:25,309 --> 00:10:27,777 - Look at this email. 256 00:10:27,843 --> 00:10:30,610 Emily's not the only one vying for the last open spot 257 00:10:30,676 --> 00:10:33,309 in this house, there's two other pledge candidates. 258 00:10:33,376 --> 00:10:35,209 - Each with a motive to take down Emily. 259 00:10:43,276 --> 00:10:45,676 - Wait... there are three girls in the running, 260 00:10:45,743 --> 00:10:47,376 but they're only choosing one of us? 261 00:10:47,443 --> 00:10:49,410 - Hey, Mr. Shade! 262 00:10:49,476 --> 00:10:52,376 - [Liam. Shouldn't you be studying?] 263 00:10:52,443 --> 00:10:54,343 - Emily, one of the other pledge hopefuls 264 00:10:54,410 --> 00:10:56,209 may have taken the portrait to sabotage you. 265 00:10:56,276 --> 00:10:59,043 - [Have you ever heard of Jasmine Green or Sherri Stipes?] 266 00:10:59,109 --> 00:11:01,843 - [I've met them but I don't remember if they were at the party.] 267 00:11:01,910 --> 00:11:03,943 - We need to track down their class schedules and dorms, 268 00:11:04,010 --> 00:11:06,076 except Zoe's out of town, at a forensics conference. 269 00:11:06,143 --> 00:11:07,410 - [Wait, I can help you with that.] 270 00:11:07,476 --> 00:11:09,443 - [That's OK, Liam, we can-- ] 271 00:11:09,510 --> 00:11:11,910 - [In fact, I think Sherri Stipes might be in my Art History class.] 272 00:11:11,977 --> 00:11:13,676 - [Can you get me in?] - [Absolutely.] 273 00:11:13,743 --> 00:11:15,877 - Amazing! On my way. 274 00:11:15,943 --> 00:11:17,910 - Why do you encourage him? 275 00:11:17,977 --> 00:11:20,410 - What? First of all, he's an inside source. 276 00:11:20,476 --> 00:11:22,910 Second of all, you should be a little nicer 277 00:11:22,977 --> 00:11:24,676 to your possible future son-in-law. 278 00:11:24,743 --> 00:11:26,343 - OK, now you're just twisting the knife. - Listen, 279 00:11:26,410 --> 00:11:28,243 if Sherri stole the painting, it's either with her 280 00:11:28,309 --> 00:11:30,943 or hidden in her dorm. Liam and I will take care of Sherri, 281 00:11:31,010 --> 00:11:32,010 And... 282 00:11:32,076 --> 00:11:33,576 You guys take care of the dorm. 283 00:11:33,643 --> 00:11:35,810 - Hey, guys. - Hey. 284 00:11:35,877 --> 00:11:38,010 Any luck? - It's too soon to tell. 285 00:11:38,076 --> 00:11:39,943 - OK, so what can I do to help? 286 00:11:40,010 --> 00:11:42,043 - You should just let me take this one, honey, 287 00:11:42,109 --> 00:11:43,276 in case things heat up. 288 00:11:43,343 --> 00:11:45,176 - It's a stolen portrait, not an armed robbery, so. 289 00:11:45,243 --> 00:11:48,010 - I could always stick around and look out for her. 290 00:11:48,076 --> 00:11:50,777 - I think you should just give Jules a ride home. 291 00:11:50,843 --> 00:11:53,309 - I don't need supervision or a ride home! - Jules. 292 00:11:53,376 --> 00:11:55,576 - Look, you guys need to stay here and figure this out to help Emily, 293 00:11:55,643 --> 00:11:58,743 OK? She doesn't have a family around to look out for her. 294 00:12:04,443 --> 00:12:07,676 - So, I checked on our other suspect, Jasmine Greene. 295 00:12:07,743 --> 00:12:09,576 - And? - Well, 296 00:12:09,643 --> 00:12:11,243 according to her Instagram, she's in the hospital 297 00:12:11,309 --> 00:12:12,910 with an appendicitis. 298 00:12:12,977 --> 00:12:15,643 - Takes her out of the running. - Oh! 299 00:12:15,710 --> 00:12:17,376 There she is, Sherri Stipes. 300 00:12:17,443 --> 00:12:18,910 - And check out that portfolio. 301 00:12:18,977 --> 00:12:21,010 You could totally fit a painting in there. 302 00:12:21,076 --> 00:12:22,977 - Hey, Liam. - Hey. 303 00:12:23,043 --> 00:12:25,243 - Who's your friend? 304 00:12:25,309 --> 00:12:26,977 How you doin'? 305 00:12:27,043 --> 00:12:29,476 - (hoarsely): I had mono', but I think I'm better. 306 00:12:29,543 --> 00:12:31,543 (awkward laughing) 307 00:12:33,810 --> 00:12:35,209 - (whispering): Sorry, excuse me, 308 00:12:35,276 --> 00:12:37,209 excuse me, sorry. 309 00:12:37,276 --> 00:12:38,576 (dry rattle) 310 00:12:40,610 --> 00:12:42,877 Hey! Nice portfolio. Do you mind? 311 00:12:42,943 --> 00:12:44,643 - Actually, I'd rather you didn't. 312 00:12:44,710 --> 00:12:45,810 - What's uh... 313 00:12:45,877 --> 00:12:47,676 "Empow-HER-ment"? 314 00:12:47,743 --> 00:12:50,309 - A female empowerment group seeking 315 00:12:50,376 --> 00:12:51,877 to end the sexual objectification of women. 316 00:12:51,943 --> 00:12:53,576 We're always looking for new members. 317 00:12:53,643 --> 00:12:56,743 - Cool. I will... think about it. 318 00:12:56,810 --> 00:12:58,076 Sorry. 319 00:12:59,476 --> 00:13:02,243 - (whisper): Hi. - (gasp): Hi. 320 00:13:02,309 --> 00:13:05,043 (softly): No dice. - OK, um... 321 00:13:05,109 --> 00:13:07,343 I'll go see if Mr. Shade needs any help? 322 00:13:07,410 --> 00:13:08,977 - He'll... love that. 323 00:13:09,043 --> 00:13:10,610 - OK. - Yeah. 324 00:13:10,676 --> 00:13:13,943 - (whisper): Sorry... 325 00:13:15,643 --> 00:13:18,176 (quirky music) 326 00:13:20,476 --> 00:13:22,443 (inaudible speaking) 327 00:13:22,510 --> 00:13:25,043 - Are all the dorms co-ed? 328 00:13:25,109 --> 00:13:26,476 - Yes, 329 00:13:26,543 --> 00:13:28,777 but luckily all the girls are electrified 330 00:13:28,843 --> 00:13:31,209 so that if a boy touches them, he dies instantly. 331 00:13:31,276 --> 00:13:32,610 - Hardy-har-har. 332 00:13:32,676 --> 00:13:34,243 I'm starting to think Jules'd be happier 333 00:13:34,309 --> 00:13:36,877 at a different university. Maybe an all-girls' school. 334 00:13:36,943 --> 00:13:39,143 - But I thought you wanted her to stay at home? 335 00:13:39,209 --> 00:13:41,576 - I'm starting to have second thoughts... 336 00:13:41,643 --> 00:13:42,910 (phone ringing) ...and third thoughts, 337 00:13:42,977 --> 00:13:44,543 and all to make a father nervous. 338 00:13:44,610 --> 00:13:46,576 Hey, Everett. Did you find the portrait? 339 00:13:46,643 --> 00:13:49,376 - (softly): Sherri doesn't have the painting with her. 340 00:13:49,443 --> 00:13:51,143 - Alright, see if you can keep her occupied. 341 00:13:51,209 --> 00:13:52,743 Becca and I'll search her dorm room. 342 00:13:52,810 --> 00:13:54,309 - Sure. Um... 343 00:13:58,109 --> 00:13:59,877 ... take your time. (romantic music) 344 00:13:59,943 --> 00:14:03,443 - Alright. (students giggling) 345 00:14:03,510 --> 00:14:05,510 (clearing throat) Today, 346 00:14:05,576 --> 00:14:07,076 we continue with Paul Gauguin, 347 00:14:07,143 --> 00:14:10,010 in his search for creative expression. 348 00:14:11,543 --> 00:14:13,010 - Here she is. 349 00:14:14,443 --> 00:14:15,943 It's locked. 350 00:14:16,010 --> 00:14:19,043 - Oh, hey! You're the RA for this floor, right? 351 00:14:19,109 --> 00:14:21,109 - Yep! - Listen, 352 00:14:21,176 --> 00:14:23,543 I have some feminine products for my daughter 353 00:14:23,610 --> 00:14:25,143 and it seems like she's not back from class yet. 354 00:14:25,209 --> 00:14:27,610 Could you let us in? Or... 355 00:14:27,676 --> 00:14:29,276 You know what? Maybe I could just give them to you-- 356 00:14:29,343 --> 00:14:31,843 - No, no, no! It's all good. 357 00:14:31,910 --> 00:14:33,843 I gotcha. 358 00:14:35,676 --> 00:14:37,643 - It was the stock market crash of 1882 359 00:14:37,710 --> 00:14:40,676 when Gauguin first picked up a paintbrush 360 00:14:40,743 --> 00:14:43,610 and decided that he was going to pursue a career in the arts. 361 00:14:43,676 --> 00:14:45,710 And, while he did spend the last ten years 362 00:14:45,777 --> 00:14:48,109 of his life in French Polynesia, 363 00:14:48,176 --> 00:14:51,276 where he was experimenting with bold colours and landscapes, 364 00:14:51,343 --> 00:14:53,309 it was the sheer number of self-portraits 365 00:14:53,376 --> 00:14:55,610 that Gauguin painted that suggested that he was... 366 00:14:55,676 --> 00:14:56,943 on an excursion 367 00:14:57,010 --> 00:14:58,209 for self-discovery. 368 00:14:59,710 --> 00:15:02,076 - I hope Jules sparked to the Delta Iota Phi house today. 369 00:15:02,143 --> 00:15:04,376 - I thought you were just there to help with the case. 370 00:15:04,443 --> 00:15:06,076 - Yeah, I know, but... 371 00:15:06,143 --> 00:15:07,676 then all the memories came flooding back... 372 00:15:07,743 --> 00:15:09,510 - I'm surprised you can remember anything, 373 00:15:09,576 --> 00:15:12,243 what with all the tequila shots. - Yeah, we studied hard, 374 00:15:12,309 --> 00:15:15,143 so, OK, we partied hard too. 375 00:15:15,209 --> 00:15:16,476 It's a lot of pressure. 376 00:15:16,543 --> 00:15:18,209 Kids need to sow some wild oats. - I played pro hockey, 377 00:15:18,276 --> 00:15:20,910 I think I understand about pressure and oat-sowing. 378 00:15:20,977 --> 00:15:23,043 - I know what this is about. 379 00:15:23,109 --> 00:15:24,410 Liam. - What? 380 00:15:24,476 --> 00:15:26,109 No. - Yes, 381 00:15:26,176 --> 00:15:28,043 you're worried that she wants to go here because Liam's here. 382 00:15:28,109 --> 00:15:30,043 - I am not! - And you're afraid 383 00:15:30,109 --> 00:15:32,676 she'll get too involved, too seriously, 384 00:15:32,743 --> 00:15:35,176 and you're not arguing because you know I'm right. 385 00:15:40,676 --> 00:15:41,743 - What? What is it? 386 00:15:41,810 --> 00:15:43,176 Is it the painting? 387 00:15:43,243 --> 00:15:44,543 - No. 388 00:15:44,610 --> 00:15:46,176 But she's hiding somethin'. 389 00:15:49,143 --> 00:15:50,610 - Look at that. 390 00:15:50,676 --> 00:15:53,710 We finished early. So if there are no questions... 391 00:15:53,777 --> 00:15:55,309 (indistinct chatter) 392 00:15:55,376 --> 00:15:58,410 - How come... - Pardon? 393 00:15:58,476 --> 00:15:59,843 (student groaning) 394 00:15:59,910 --> 00:16:01,276 - What about... 395 00:16:01,343 --> 00:16:03,143 self-portraits suggests self-discovery? 396 00:16:03,209 --> 00:16:06,510 Maybe Gauguin was just... really into himself? 397 00:16:06,576 --> 00:16:08,777 (class laughing) 398 00:16:08,843 --> 00:16:11,777 When I take selfies, it's not about introspection. 399 00:16:11,843 --> 00:16:13,376 - That's actually a fantastic 400 00:16:13,443 --> 00:16:15,510 contemporary comparison. 401 00:16:15,576 --> 00:16:17,610 Are selfies merely about the ego, 402 00:16:17,676 --> 00:16:20,276 or are we actually looking into our own, 403 00:16:20,343 --> 00:16:22,010 personal... evolution? 404 00:16:22,076 --> 00:16:24,410 - Nah, it's ego. (laughing) 405 00:16:24,476 --> 00:16:26,810 - I think you're right. 406 00:16:26,877 --> 00:16:28,843 Great, thank you. 407 00:16:28,910 --> 00:16:31,076 - One more! 408 00:16:31,143 --> 00:16:32,276 Question... 409 00:16:32,343 --> 00:16:33,476 in three parts... (students groaning) 410 00:16:33,543 --> 00:16:36,309 - This is all about Delta Iota Phi. 411 00:16:36,376 --> 00:16:39,476 (tense music) - It's not very flattering. 412 00:16:39,543 --> 00:16:41,910 Sophomore paid a grad student for her term papers... 413 00:16:41,977 --> 00:16:43,977 girls sleeping with professors... 414 00:16:44,043 --> 00:16:46,176 - This isn't stuff you collect when you want 415 00:16:46,243 --> 00:16:48,743 to join a sorority. - No, it isn't. 416 00:16:48,810 --> 00:16:51,209 It's the kind of stuff you dig up when you want to take one down. 417 00:16:52,910 --> 00:16:55,010 - Hello, Mr. Shade. 418 00:16:55,076 --> 00:16:57,309 - Do you ever go to class? 419 00:16:57,376 --> 00:16:58,877 - Sherri didn't have the portrait. 420 00:16:58,943 --> 00:17:00,010 - Yeah. We heard. - Did you find it? 421 00:17:00,143 --> 00:17:02,476 - Not yet. - Do you know where Emily is? 422 00:17:02,543 --> 00:17:05,743 - Yeah. She's right there. Oh no... it's the dean. 423 00:17:05,810 --> 00:17:07,410 - Damn, we're too late! 424 00:17:07,476 --> 00:17:09,877 - Wait here. (tense music) 425 00:17:11,109 --> 00:17:13,076 Or not. 426 00:17:15,543 --> 00:17:18,376 - Excuse me. What's going on? 427 00:17:18,443 --> 00:17:20,710 - Library staff. I'm clear. 428 00:17:22,276 --> 00:17:26,076 - The upcoming Alex Cruz exhibit included a copy of Iron Mantis. 429 00:17:26,143 --> 00:17:27,443 - Woah. Like, the comic book? 430 00:17:27,510 --> 00:17:29,877 - Premiere issue. It's worth 2 million dollars. 431 00:17:31,043 --> 00:17:32,576 And it's been stolen. 432 00:17:32,643 --> 00:17:35,109 (tense music) 433 00:17:41,576 --> 00:17:42,977 (suspenseful music) 434 00:17:43,043 --> 00:17:45,276 - You had nothing 435 00:17:45,343 --> 00:17:47,109 to do with this? - No, I swear. 436 00:17:47,176 --> 00:17:49,209 All I did was take the president. 437 00:17:49,276 --> 00:17:52,143 - Where was this fancy comic book? - Probably in the vault room? 438 00:17:52,209 --> 00:17:54,843 - Iron Mantis Number One isn't really fancy, 439 00:17:54,910 --> 00:17:56,309 it's really rare, 440 00:17:56,376 --> 00:17:58,143 from the 1950s. - 2 million dollars? 441 00:17:58,209 --> 00:18:00,410 - It's valuable because the hero becomes, 442 00:18:00,476 --> 00:18:02,643 like, a pop culture icon. 443 00:18:02,710 --> 00:18:05,043 - A sexist icon, judging from the campus protests. 444 00:18:05,109 --> 00:18:07,109 - A little controversy ups the value. 445 00:18:07,176 --> 00:18:09,977 - Here's where it was to be displayed after the security upgrade. 446 00:18:10,043 --> 00:18:11,977 - They're gonna check the employee key card records 447 00:18:12,043 --> 00:18:13,710 and find out that I was in here last night. 448 00:18:13,777 --> 00:18:16,543 This is a disaster. - We need to speak to the dean 449 00:18:16,610 --> 00:18:18,176 before this place is crawling with cops. 450 00:18:20,877 --> 00:18:23,109 - Hell yes, I'm calling the police. 451 00:18:23,176 --> 00:18:26,109 This is a lot more serious than just stealing a portrait. 452 00:18:26,176 --> 00:18:28,443 - Yes, Emily took the portrait, she admits that, 453 00:18:28,510 --> 00:18:30,710 but she didn't steal the comic. - It was a silly prank. 454 00:18:30,777 --> 00:18:32,877 The kid's an ocean apart from her family. 455 00:18:32,943 --> 00:18:34,877 She just got carried away. - Oh, so I'm supposed 456 00:18:34,943 --> 00:18:36,710 to take the word of a thief that she's not a bigger thief? 457 00:18:36,777 --> 00:18:38,977 The board is demanding action. 458 00:18:39,043 --> 00:18:41,043 This Alex Cruz exhibit is generating a lot of buzz 459 00:18:41,109 --> 00:18:43,309 for the university. 460 00:18:43,376 --> 00:18:45,910 Iron Mantis was gonna be the keystone to the entire exhibit. 461 00:18:45,977 --> 00:18:47,943 - Arresting the wrong person won't help recover the stolen comic. 462 00:18:48,010 --> 00:18:50,443 - Tell that to the board of directors. 463 00:18:50,510 --> 00:18:52,376 - You do realize 464 00:18:52,443 --> 00:18:54,376 that I'm a reporter? You know, once the police get involved, 465 00:18:54,443 --> 00:18:57,910 the damage is done to Emily, and to the school. 466 00:18:57,977 --> 00:18:59,676 - How do you mean? - If this goes public, 467 00:18:59,743 --> 00:19:01,610 a loss like this could really hurt the university's image. 468 00:19:01,676 --> 00:19:03,209 - Who's gonna donate artifacts 469 00:19:03,276 --> 00:19:05,743 to an institution that's not secure? 470 00:19:05,810 --> 00:19:07,977 - We'll find the real thief, 471 00:19:08,043 --> 00:19:10,276 and the comic. We just... need some time. 472 00:19:13,643 --> 00:19:15,343 - You have 24 hours before I tell the board. 473 00:19:16,576 --> 00:19:18,743 Come with me. 474 00:19:18,810 --> 00:19:20,676 Iron Mantis was locked up in here, 475 00:19:20,743 --> 00:19:22,410 in the special collections vault. 476 00:19:22,476 --> 00:19:24,176 That locker, right there. 477 00:19:25,443 --> 00:19:27,010 - Our thief didn't have a key, 478 00:19:27,076 --> 00:19:28,777 and from the look of these scratches, 479 00:19:28,843 --> 00:19:30,443 he's not a pro. - Single door, 480 00:19:30,510 --> 00:19:33,243 small air vents, leaves just the one point of access. 481 00:19:33,309 --> 00:19:36,109 - A Trent Shakeley signed in yesterday morning. 482 00:19:36,176 --> 00:19:39,143 - He's the expert who authenticated it. 483 00:19:39,209 --> 00:19:40,410 - Looks like our Mr. Shakeley was the last one 484 00:19:40,476 --> 00:19:42,877 to see the comic before it was stolen. 485 00:19:42,943 --> 00:19:45,810 You're the expert. You tell me. 486 00:19:50,443 --> 00:19:53,010 - Maybe a couple bucks. 487 00:19:53,076 --> 00:19:55,410 - A couple of bucks! It's in mint condition. 488 00:19:55,476 --> 00:19:57,943 - Yeah, no offence, Shadow, you're no Gretzky. 489 00:19:58,010 --> 00:20:01,343 - Now, honey, you may not be the man you used to be... 490 00:20:01,410 --> 00:20:03,343 - Thanks, snookums. - ...but the card 491 00:20:03,410 --> 00:20:05,276 has sentimental value, and you can't put a price on that. 492 00:20:05,343 --> 00:20:07,510 - Apparently, you can! 493 00:20:07,576 --> 00:20:10,176 And apparently, it's a couple bucks. 494 00:20:10,243 --> 00:20:12,576 - I think Trent knows his stuff. 495 00:20:12,643 --> 00:20:14,743 Maybe you should talk to him about those comic books that you wanna buy. 496 00:20:14,810 --> 00:20:17,109 - You plan to invest in comic books? 497 00:20:17,176 --> 00:20:19,710 - That's why the dean gave me your name, 498 00:20:19,777 --> 00:20:21,710 since he trusted you with Iron Mantis Number One. 499 00:20:21,777 --> 00:20:24,010 - Is it true it's worth 2 million? 500 00:20:24,076 --> 00:20:26,209 Who would pay that? - Oh, 501 00:20:26,276 --> 00:20:28,443 collectors can be... 502 00:20:28,510 --> 00:20:30,276 super passionate. - I'd be too nervous 503 00:20:30,343 --> 00:20:31,943 to carry something so valuable. 504 00:20:32,010 --> 00:20:33,777 I mean, what if you had been robbed? 505 00:20:33,843 --> 00:20:35,276 - That couldn't happen. 506 00:20:35,343 --> 00:20:36,943 I was with an armed security guard 507 00:20:37,010 --> 00:20:38,943 the whole time. 508 00:20:39,010 --> 00:20:41,910 You know, you look a little bit 509 00:20:41,977 --> 00:20:44,710 like Iron Mantis' true love. Tara Angela, you know? 510 00:20:44,777 --> 00:20:47,810 Without all the... ugly mandible thing. 511 00:20:49,510 --> 00:20:52,209 - Thank you. - Uh, Trent? 512 00:20:52,276 --> 00:20:55,276 Did you actually see the guard lock the comic back up? 513 00:20:55,343 --> 00:20:58,343 - You bet. And then, we left together when the fire alarm went off. 514 00:21:03,043 --> 00:21:05,143 - Got it, Shade. Thanks. 515 00:21:05,209 --> 00:21:08,243 Looks like we can add authenticator to the list. 516 00:21:12,743 --> 00:21:14,443 Thank you, Liam. 517 00:21:14,510 --> 00:21:16,643 - Glad to be of service. 518 00:21:16,710 --> 00:21:18,676 - What if the fire alarm was just a diversion? 519 00:21:18,743 --> 00:21:20,576 Giving the thief time to steal the comic 520 00:21:20,643 --> 00:21:21,977 under the cover of a prank... 521 00:21:22,043 --> 00:21:24,076 - With all the smartphones on campus? 522 00:21:24,143 --> 00:21:28,043 (indistinct murmuring) 523 00:21:28,109 --> 00:21:30,943 Hashtag Munro rush week... 524 00:21:31,010 --> 00:21:32,877 fire alarm. 525 00:21:32,943 --> 00:21:35,010 - Here's the library. 526 00:21:35,076 --> 00:21:37,276 (alarm ringing in video) - And there's security, 527 00:21:37,343 --> 00:21:40,243 escorting students out, leaving the vault unattended. 528 00:21:40,309 --> 00:21:42,543 - [Everybody this way, please!] - Wait. 529 00:21:42,610 --> 00:21:45,143 Check out hoodie guy, going into the library. 530 00:21:45,209 --> 00:21:46,810 Not out. 531 00:21:46,877 --> 00:21:48,877 - He must've hidden in the library until it was empty 532 00:21:48,943 --> 00:21:50,276 and then stole the comic from the vault. 533 00:21:50,343 --> 00:21:51,576 - Hold on... 534 00:21:51,643 --> 00:21:53,810 (suspenseful music) 535 00:21:53,877 --> 00:21:56,243 Zeta Kappa Tau. Tonight's their big rush night. 536 00:21:56,309 --> 00:21:58,676 - Looks like it's time to crash a frat party. 537 00:21:59,676 --> 00:22:01,743 (Out of Control by Wine Lips) 538 00:22:02,910 --> 00:22:04,843 - I'll say I want to pledge, 539 00:22:04,910 --> 00:22:06,610 and you're my... uncle. - Yeah, yeah. 540 00:22:06,676 --> 00:22:08,810 Liam, we don't need a cover story, OK? 541 00:22:08,877 --> 00:22:10,410 I'm famous, you're pledge material. 542 00:22:10,476 --> 00:22:13,309 Angie and Beck are... We'll be fine. 543 00:22:14,576 --> 00:22:17,510 - Sorry... no parents allowed. 544 00:22:17,576 --> 00:22:19,376 - ♪ Just fine ♪ 545 00:22:19,443 --> 00:22:21,843 - How you doin'? 546 00:22:21,910 --> 00:22:24,143 - ♪ Wake up, wake up ♪ 547 00:22:24,209 --> 00:22:26,410 ♪ You lost control ♪ 548 00:22:26,476 --> 00:22:28,410 (muffled indistinct chatter) ♪ Mama's little baby ♪ 549 00:22:28,476 --> 00:22:30,309 ♪ Ain't got no soul ♪ 550 00:22:30,376 --> 00:22:33,410 ♪ Got a little problem gotta pay the toll ♪ 551 00:22:37,443 --> 00:22:40,243 ♪ She's out of control ♪ - Hey, hey, hey! 552 00:22:40,309 --> 00:22:42,710 Matt Shade? 553 00:22:42,777 --> 00:22:44,877 (laughing) My dad'll be stoked! 554 00:22:44,943 --> 00:22:47,243 You're his favourite hockey player from the old days. 555 00:22:47,309 --> 00:22:50,076 Ready? (shutter clicks) 556 00:22:52,309 --> 00:22:55,076 - (group chanting): Chug, chug! 557 00:22:55,143 --> 00:22:57,109 (Clones by Tara Lord) 558 00:22:59,710 --> 00:23:01,010 (cheering) 559 00:23:04,109 --> 00:23:05,977 (yelps) - Hey, Mr. Shade. 560 00:23:06,043 --> 00:23:08,743 - God, don't do that. Anything? 561 00:23:08,810 --> 00:23:10,977 - Some of these guys have never even been to the library. 562 00:23:11,043 --> 00:23:12,910 - That's not surprising. Hey, are you in a frat? 563 00:23:12,977 --> 00:23:16,176 - No! They just party and meet girls. 564 00:23:16,243 --> 00:23:18,476 And I'm with Jules. - Yes. 565 00:23:18,543 --> 00:23:21,476 Yes, you are. Hey, have you ever thought about what you'll do 566 00:23:21,543 --> 00:23:23,543 if she goes out of town to go to school? 567 00:23:23,610 --> 00:23:25,010 - Well... I'm... I mean, 568 00:23:25,076 --> 00:23:27,810 I'd rather she go to school in town? 569 00:23:27,877 --> 00:23:29,743 I'm guessing you do, too? 570 00:23:29,810 --> 00:23:31,243 - Woah! 571 00:23:31,309 --> 00:23:34,043 (laughing) OK. Hold her up. 572 00:23:34,109 --> 00:23:37,543 - Not after what I've seen here. 573 00:23:37,610 --> 00:23:39,743 Angie. What'd you find out? - [OK.] 574 00:23:39,810 --> 00:23:42,376 - Nobody here remembers seeing anyone take Emily's backpack. 575 00:23:42,443 --> 00:23:44,410 (retching) (splattering) 576 00:23:44,476 --> 00:23:46,309 - Be surprised if anyone remembers anything 577 00:23:46,376 --> 00:23:48,343 for the last 24 hours. 578 00:23:50,176 --> 00:23:51,543 - Nobody's claimed the fire alarm, either. 579 00:23:51,610 --> 00:23:53,743 - [Hey, I want to take a look around upstairs] 580 00:23:53,810 --> 00:23:55,243 but this hallway's too crowded. 581 00:23:55,309 --> 00:23:57,476 [Can you two distract these guys?] 582 00:23:57,543 --> 00:23:59,643 - We need a distraction. 583 00:23:59,710 --> 00:24:01,376 - I got this. 584 00:24:01,443 --> 00:24:04,443 OK! Who's ready for some strip beer pong? 585 00:24:04,510 --> 00:24:06,710 (cheering) 586 00:24:10,743 --> 00:24:13,043 - Guys, guys, guys! Strip beer pong downstairs! 587 00:24:13,109 --> 00:24:16,276 Let's go! (cheering) 588 00:24:16,343 --> 00:24:18,010 Let's go, let's go! 589 00:24:18,076 --> 00:24:21,777 Make way! 590 00:24:21,843 --> 00:24:24,810 - Was... that the kind of distraction you had in mind? 591 00:24:24,877 --> 00:24:27,910 - Not exactly. Let's just find that portrait. 592 00:24:33,810 --> 00:24:35,610 (Mr Bangdababoom by Thrillah Kane) 593 00:24:35,676 --> 00:24:37,777 (cheering) 594 00:24:40,276 --> 00:24:42,276 (muffled music) 595 00:24:50,910 --> 00:24:52,543 - (Matt): This is Josh's room. 596 00:24:57,076 --> 00:24:58,376 Wow, look what we found. 597 00:24:58,443 --> 00:25:00,243 - It's the portrait! 598 00:25:00,309 --> 00:25:03,777 Any chance Iron Mantis is pinned up somewhere too? 599 00:25:03,843 --> 00:25:06,143 - Well, I'm not seeing it. 600 00:25:09,043 --> 00:25:10,977 - Oh, not cool, man! Find your own room! 601 00:25:13,376 --> 00:25:14,610 - Your parents know where you are? 602 00:25:16,843 --> 00:25:19,309 Josh, you want to tell me what you're doing with a stolen portrait? 603 00:25:19,376 --> 00:25:21,209 - Uh... (laughing) 604 00:25:21,276 --> 00:25:25,043 Um... Yeah. My ex, Tiffany, 605 00:25:25,109 --> 00:25:27,276 she ghosted me at a rager so I just, you know. 606 00:25:27,343 --> 00:25:29,843 - His former girlfriend, Tiffany, got upset with him 607 00:25:29,910 --> 00:25:31,777 at a party. - Yeah, but, I mean, I'm... 608 00:25:31,843 --> 00:25:34,209 I'll like just clap back, I'm not that thirsty, 609 00:25:34,276 --> 00:25:36,043 so I boosted the bag, just trying to screw things up. 610 00:25:36,109 --> 00:25:38,643 - Wanting to retaliate, but not wanting to seem desperate, 611 00:25:38,710 --> 00:25:41,576 Josh turned his attention elsewhere and stole Emily's knapsack. 612 00:25:41,643 --> 00:25:43,710 - YOLO, man. - You only live once. 613 00:25:43,777 --> 00:25:45,510 - ♪ I wanna see them heels ♪ 614 00:25:51,376 --> 00:25:53,343 (laughing) 615 00:25:58,510 --> 00:26:00,243 - How do you think they're doing upstairs? 616 00:26:03,543 --> 00:26:05,476 - I think they need a little more time. 617 00:26:05,543 --> 00:26:08,443 OK, boys. It's her birthday. 618 00:26:08,510 --> 00:26:10,877 And I want to see some birthday suit! 619 00:26:17,276 --> 00:26:19,276 (suspenseful music) 620 00:26:19,910 --> 00:26:22,243 - Woah. 621 00:26:22,309 --> 00:26:24,376 The back's ripped. 622 00:26:24,443 --> 00:26:27,910 - Oh, yeah. This has been ripped open. Josh, did you open this? 623 00:26:27,977 --> 00:26:30,376 - No, dude. - If you did, would you remember? 624 00:26:30,443 --> 00:26:31,643 - Remember what? 625 00:26:31,710 --> 00:26:33,510 - Never mind. - Alright, well, 626 00:26:33,576 --> 00:26:36,309 you lads are completely toxifying my vibe, so... 627 00:26:37,777 --> 00:26:40,209 - That, I understood. 628 00:26:40,276 --> 00:26:42,209 - Hey, that's a chip 629 00:26:42,276 --> 00:26:44,143 from one of those plastic comic book cases... 630 00:26:44,209 --> 00:26:46,777 - Which means... 631 00:26:46,843 --> 00:26:48,443 the comic was smuggled 632 00:26:48,510 --> 00:26:50,443 out of the library inside this portrait. 633 00:26:50,510 --> 00:26:52,476 Emily wasn't just a patsy. 634 00:26:52,543 --> 00:26:54,977 She was an unwitting participant. 635 00:26:55,043 --> 00:26:57,309 (dramatic music) 636 00:26:57,376 --> 00:27:00,343 - You're a private investigator? 637 00:27:00,410 --> 00:27:02,076 - Emily's in trouble and you need to answer my questions. 638 00:27:02,143 --> 00:27:03,910 - Sure, whatever. 639 00:27:03,977 --> 00:27:06,043 - You told Emily to take the portrait. Who else knew? 640 00:27:06,109 --> 00:27:08,676 - No one. As rush chair, I make the assignments alone. 641 00:27:08,743 --> 00:27:11,309 - Are you sure about that? - Yes, 642 00:27:11,376 --> 00:27:13,610 I am sure the assignments are kept secret, 643 00:27:13,676 --> 00:27:14,676 but what's the big deal? 644 00:27:14,743 --> 00:27:17,143 It's just a picture of an old, dead guy. 645 00:27:17,209 --> 00:27:19,510 - You didn't tell a bestie... or a boyfriend? 646 00:27:19,576 --> 00:27:21,443 - I broke up with my boyfriend. 647 00:27:21,510 --> 00:27:23,076 I'm taking an emotional cleanse. 648 00:27:23,143 --> 00:27:24,510 (phone buzzes) 649 00:27:24,576 --> 00:27:26,543 (suspenseful music) 650 00:27:26,610 --> 00:27:29,443 (laughing) 651 00:27:29,510 --> 00:27:31,910 It's just... pledge dance stuff. 652 00:27:31,977 --> 00:27:34,143 - Sure. Anyway... 653 00:27:34,209 --> 00:27:35,743 Thanks for your time. 654 00:27:35,810 --> 00:27:38,043 Oh! I'm so sorry! - Oh, my flowers! 655 00:27:38,109 --> 00:27:41,243 - Please forgive me! - These are so delicate! 656 00:27:41,309 --> 00:27:42,676 These are fragile. 657 00:27:42,743 --> 00:27:44,643 - Sorry! - They're very delicate flowers! 658 00:27:46,243 --> 00:27:49,109 (awkward sigh) 659 00:27:49,176 --> 00:27:51,376 (clearing throat) 660 00:27:51,443 --> 00:27:53,376 Hey, Jules! 661 00:27:53,443 --> 00:27:54,410 - That's... Angie. 662 00:27:54,476 --> 00:27:57,443 - Hey, Liam. - Awesome. 663 00:27:59,643 --> 00:28:01,410 Hey, Angie. - Hey. 664 00:28:01,476 --> 00:28:04,376 Back at campus, so soon. - Yeah, actually, 665 00:28:04,443 --> 00:28:05,576 I didn't leave. I stayed over 666 00:28:05,643 --> 00:28:08,943 at Liam's dorm. - Oh... cool. 667 00:28:09,010 --> 00:28:11,309 Does your-- - Dad know? No. I didn't tell him. 668 00:28:11,376 --> 00:28:13,743 I don't think he needs to know what I'm doing 24 hours a day. 669 00:28:13,810 --> 00:28:16,076 - OK, well, I don't want to pry. - I just feel 670 00:28:16,143 --> 00:28:17,576 like people are making decisions for me 671 00:28:17,643 --> 00:28:19,510 without asking my opinion. 672 00:28:19,576 --> 00:28:22,010 - Is this about what university you're going to? - Yeah. 673 00:28:22,076 --> 00:28:24,243 You know, I'm expected to follow the plan 674 00:28:24,309 --> 00:28:26,977 but it's their plan, and there's actually two different plans. 675 00:28:27,043 --> 00:28:29,010 - You don't wanna pick one parent's side over the other... 676 00:28:29,076 --> 00:28:32,276 - Yeah and... there's Liam. I don't know 677 00:28:32,343 --> 00:28:34,243 if I'm only interested in Munro so I can be with him. 678 00:28:34,309 --> 00:28:35,810 - And is that so wrong? 679 00:28:35,877 --> 00:28:38,410 - Honestly, I don't know. 680 00:28:38,476 --> 00:28:39,610 But I feel like nothing's right. 681 00:28:39,676 --> 00:28:41,710 I feel like I'm paralyzed. 682 00:28:41,777 --> 00:28:44,476 - You know, my dad was a police officer when I was young. 683 00:28:44,543 --> 00:28:46,810 So, I chose a degree in criminology 684 00:28:46,877 --> 00:28:49,810 because... I thought he'd be happy. 685 00:28:49,877 --> 00:28:52,010 Be proud of me. - Was he? 686 00:28:52,076 --> 00:28:53,777 - Yeah. 687 00:28:53,843 --> 00:28:55,576 And after college, he needed some help with the agency 688 00:28:55,643 --> 00:28:57,143 so I went to help him temporarily-- 689 00:28:57,209 --> 00:28:58,777 - But you're so good at it. 690 00:28:58,843 --> 00:29:01,243 - Well, thank you. 691 00:29:01,309 --> 00:29:03,043 The point is I've made a lot of decisions in my life 692 00:29:03,109 --> 00:29:05,410 based on what I thought other people expected of me. 693 00:29:05,476 --> 00:29:07,543 - So, if you could go back and change it all... 694 00:29:07,610 --> 00:29:10,043 - I can't. 695 00:29:10,109 --> 00:29:11,910 And I wouldn't trade where I am now for anything. 696 00:29:11,977 --> 00:29:15,443 The point I'm trying to make is... 697 00:29:15,510 --> 00:29:17,710 ...it's your life. 698 00:29:17,777 --> 00:29:20,543 And whatever choice you make, make sure it's your own. 699 00:29:20,610 --> 00:29:23,043 - Come here. (laughing) 700 00:29:23,109 --> 00:29:24,810 (heartwarming music) 701 00:29:24,877 --> 00:29:26,543 (phone ringing) - Oh, dear. 702 00:29:26,610 --> 00:29:29,076 That's your father. - I'm out of here. Thanks. 703 00:29:29,143 --> 00:29:31,010 - Anytime. 704 00:29:31,076 --> 00:29:32,476 Hi. 705 00:29:32,543 --> 00:29:34,176 - How'd you do at Delta Iota Phi? 706 00:29:34,243 --> 00:29:37,910 - Well, Tiffany denies telling anyone but she also denies 707 00:29:37,977 --> 00:29:39,977 having a boyfriend and I saw a very friendly text. 708 00:29:40,043 --> 00:29:42,209 - Did you get a name? - Yeah. 709 00:29:42,276 --> 00:29:43,843 Eugene Henry. I think it's another job for Liam. 710 00:29:43,910 --> 00:29:45,543 - Man, I miss Zoe. 711 00:29:45,610 --> 00:29:47,977 - Yeah. Uh... 712 00:29:48,043 --> 00:29:49,643 I have to go. 713 00:29:49,710 --> 00:29:51,243 - Hello there. 714 00:29:51,309 --> 00:29:53,343 - Hi! - Did you enjoy Post-Impressionists? 715 00:29:53,410 --> 00:29:55,543 Chapter six? 716 00:29:55,610 --> 00:29:58,010 The assignment for tomorrow's class? - Oh, yes! 717 00:29:58,076 --> 00:29:59,777 Of course, chapter six. Definitely. 718 00:29:59,843 --> 00:30:01,777 It was outstanding... (awkward laughing) 719 00:30:01,843 --> 00:30:03,543 ...Even better than five. 720 00:30:03,610 --> 00:30:06,143 - You're not a student. Let me guess... 721 00:30:06,209 --> 00:30:08,010 Accountant? 722 00:30:08,076 --> 00:30:09,643 Data entry... 723 00:30:09,710 --> 00:30:11,576 Professional model, tiring of the runway? 724 00:30:11,643 --> 00:30:14,643 (laughing) - I'm sorry, I am not following. 725 00:30:14,710 --> 00:30:18,176 - It's just, usually when people drop in to audit my class, 726 00:30:18,243 --> 00:30:19,543 they're looking to change careers. 727 00:30:19,610 --> 00:30:21,943 - Oh! Yes, yes. 728 00:30:22,010 --> 00:30:24,977 Well, I never thought I'd say this, but... 729 00:30:25,043 --> 00:30:26,810 being an insurance adjustor 730 00:30:26,877 --> 00:30:28,543 just isn't the rush it used to be. 731 00:30:28,610 --> 00:30:30,943 - Well, it's never too late to change course, 732 00:30:31,010 --> 00:30:33,176 in school or in life. - Thanks. 733 00:30:33,243 --> 00:30:35,376 Maybe I'll enroll. Maybe I will see you next year. 734 00:30:35,443 --> 00:30:37,943 - You know, unfortunately I'll be on sabbatical, 735 00:30:38,010 --> 00:30:39,576 but I'm here now. 736 00:30:39,643 --> 00:30:42,043 Why don't you take this, and drop by the class again? 737 00:30:42,109 --> 00:30:43,510 I love a good debate. - Thanks. 738 00:30:43,576 --> 00:30:45,209 - (woman yelling): Fire! 739 00:30:45,276 --> 00:30:46,843 - Run! Oh, my God! (indistinct clamouring) 740 00:30:46,910 --> 00:30:48,910 - Guys, come here! 741 00:30:48,977 --> 00:30:50,343 - Woah! 742 00:30:50,410 --> 00:30:53,943 (urgent music) - Fire! 743 00:30:58,610 --> 00:31:01,676 - (Angie): There goes 2 million dollars, up in flames. 744 00:31:09,276 --> 00:31:10,910 (suspenseful music) 745 00:31:10,977 --> 00:31:13,610 - I managed to grab some ashes and a few charred fragments, 746 00:31:13,676 --> 00:31:15,643 before it all blew away. - Who would want to torch 747 00:31:15,710 --> 00:31:17,176 a 2 million dollar comic book? 748 00:31:17,243 --> 00:31:19,309 - This doesn't look good for Emily's future. 749 00:31:19,376 --> 00:31:21,043 (phone ringing) - Or us. 750 00:31:21,109 --> 00:31:22,910 Hello, Dean Robinson. 751 00:31:24,943 --> 00:31:26,910 (indistinct police radios) 752 00:31:28,943 --> 00:31:31,143 - Emily, are you OK? 753 00:31:31,209 --> 00:31:34,243 - I was in biology class. I didn't burn anything. - Danica, 754 00:31:34,309 --> 00:31:36,309 Emily was not involved. We're actually working this case. 755 00:31:36,376 --> 00:31:39,209 - I heard, loudly, and you're not getting 756 00:31:39,276 --> 00:31:40,977 a very good YELP review from the dean, by the way. 757 00:31:41,043 --> 00:31:43,176 - The comic was already hidden in the portrait 758 00:31:43,243 --> 00:31:44,476 by the time Emily took it. - But I didn't know that. 759 00:31:44,543 --> 00:31:45,610 - You're not actually arresting her? 760 00:31:45,676 --> 00:31:47,276 - Look, this is a major crime 761 00:31:47,343 --> 00:31:49,010 with all evidence pointing to Emily. 762 00:31:49,076 --> 00:31:50,810 I'm sorry, this is out of my hands. 763 00:31:50,877 --> 00:31:53,209 - We're gonna fix this. 764 00:31:55,710 --> 00:31:57,676 - This changes nothing. 765 00:31:57,743 --> 00:32:00,010 I want you off my campus. - Granted, 766 00:32:00,143 --> 00:32:02,176 the situation took a turn that none of us could have predicted. 767 00:32:02,243 --> 00:32:04,476 - You said you could get the comic back. Instead, 768 00:32:04,543 --> 00:32:06,443 the university is now the proud owner of a pile of ashes. 769 00:32:06,510 --> 00:32:09,076 - Emily was in class, she couldn't've burned the comic. 770 00:32:09,143 --> 00:32:10,777 - And therefore, she didn't have the comic. 771 00:32:10,843 --> 00:32:12,877 - All I know is unless I can figure out a solution 772 00:32:12,943 --> 00:32:15,410 to this embarrassing situation, 773 00:32:15,476 --> 00:32:17,777 the board is demanding my resignation. 774 00:32:17,843 --> 00:32:19,843 (dramatic music) 775 00:32:23,443 --> 00:32:26,010 - Why steal an expensive comic just to burn it? 776 00:32:26,076 --> 00:32:27,910 - Maybe because the thief's more interested 777 00:32:27,977 --> 00:32:30,510 in destroying the book than cashing in? 778 00:32:31,610 --> 00:32:34,209 - OK. I'm in the Student Portal. Now what? 779 00:32:34,276 --> 00:32:35,810 - Let's just scan through the petition 780 00:32:35,877 --> 00:32:37,443 against the Alex Cruz exhibit. 781 00:32:37,510 --> 00:32:40,043 - (Matt): That's a long list of names. 782 00:32:40,109 --> 00:32:42,209 - Yeah, I wouldn't mind signing it myself. 783 00:32:42,276 --> 00:32:44,410 That artist definitely had issues with women. 784 00:32:44,476 --> 00:32:46,543 - Let's say the theft and the burning was a political statement. 785 00:32:46,610 --> 00:32:49,343 - Then there's a lot of suspects on this petition. 786 00:32:49,410 --> 00:32:51,743 - Yes, but one we know in particular. 787 00:32:51,810 --> 00:32:53,710 - Sherri Stipes. - Excuse me? 788 00:32:53,777 --> 00:32:55,676 You think I would stoop to destroy 789 00:32:55,743 --> 00:32:57,676 that pathetic artefact of Western sexual stereotypes? 790 00:32:57,743 --> 00:32:59,877 - You have a police record 791 00:32:59,943 --> 00:33:01,276 for lighting a men's room trashcan on fire. 792 00:33:01,343 --> 00:33:03,576 - Before I joined EmpowHERment, 793 00:33:03,643 --> 00:33:05,309 I was unfocused, 794 00:33:05,376 --> 00:33:07,010 but now, I channel that energy into communication. 795 00:33:07,076 --> 00:33:09,743 - OK. Well, let's communicate, then. 796 00:33:09,810 --> 00:33:12,576 Did you know that Emily Tan was going to steal 797 00:33:12,643 --> 00:33:15,276 the president's portrait? - She did that? Wow. 798 00:33:15,343 --> 00:33:18,443 Those Delta Iota Phis really put one in the books this time. 799 00:33:19,910 --> 00:33:22,243 - Why are you collecting dirt on Delta Iota Phi while pretending 800 00:33:22,309 --> 00:33:24,843 you want to join? - I'm writing an exposé. 801 00:33:24,910 --> 00:33:27,843 Can the sorority system be re-imagined through the feminine gaze 802 00:33:27,910 --> 00:33:30,810 versus upholding outmoded conventions imposed 803 00:33:30,877 --> 00:33:34,010 by a patriarchal system? - Good luck with that. 804 00:33:34,076 --> 00:33:36,410 - Three years ago, I would've stole that dumb comic 805 00:33:36,476 --> 00:33:38,343 and burned it immediately as a statement. 806 00:33:40,843 --> 00:33:42,109 - Now that you mention it, 807 00:33:42,176 --> 00:33:43,777 why didn't the thief burn it immediately? 808 00:33:43,843 --> 00:33:46,243 Why wait two days? 809 00:33:46,309 --> 00:33:48,476 - You're a private eye? 810 00:33:48,543 --> 00:33:50,843 - Yeah. - Oh, man. 811 00:33:50,910 --> 00:33:52,276 So you're not... 812 00:33:52,343 --> 00:33:54,109 investing in comics at all? 813 00:33:54,176 --> 00:33:56,810 - Right now, there's only one comic I'm interested in. 814 00:33:56,877 --> 00:34:00,176 - Right. (sigh) 815 00:34:00,243 --> 00:34:02,510 The ones I usually examine are in much better shape. 816 00:34:02,576 --> 00:34:04,343 Luckily, there were a few small fragments left. 817 00:34:04,410 --> 00:34:05,910 - Enough to make a determination? 818 00:34:05,977 --> 00:34:07,510 - Uh, yeah. 819 00:34:07,576 --> 00:34:09,343 Off the bat, 820 00:34:09,410 --> 00:34:12,010 the burn is too slow. Back then, 821 00:34:12,076 --> 00:34:14,376 comics were printed on pulp paper, the cheapest grade. 822 00:34:14,443 --> 00:34:17,309 - So it should've burned much faster? 823 00:34:17,376 --> 00:34:19,143 - Mm. Also, in the fifties, it was all four-colour printing. 824 00:34:19,209 --> 00:34:22,376 So I did a quick liquid chromatology test, 825 00:34:22,443 --> 00:34:25,710 and the ink residue, in the ash... 826 00:34:25,777 --> 00:34:27,010 it contains more colours. 827 00:34:27,076 --> 00:34:29,810 - So the burned comic was a fake? 828 00:34:29,877 --> 00:34:31,977 The real one is still out there? 829 00:34:32,043 --> 00:34:34,376 Why pretend to destroy 830 00:34:34,443 --> 00:34:36,777 a priceless comic book? - 'Cause if it's destroyed, 831 00:34:36,843 --> 00:34:37,977 the thief probably figures 832 00:34:38,043 --> 00:34:39,643 people will stop looking for it. 833 00:34:39,710 --> 00:34:41,576 - People like you two. 834 00:34:41,643 --> 00:34:43,243 - It would take the heat off while he tried to unload it. 835 00:34:43,309 --> 00:34:45,209 What're you two working on? - Angie's been looking 836 00:34:45,276 --> 00:34:47,576 for somebody named Eugene Henry, or Henry Eugene, 837 00:34:47,643 --> 00:34:49,076 enrolled in school. 838 00:34:49,143 --> 00:34:52,109 - Except I can't find him anywhere. 839 00:34:52,176 --> 00:34:54,576 But I do know that Tiffany was lying about not having a boyfriend. 840 00:34:54,643 --> 00:34:57,309 - Maybe he uses an alias? To keep their texts secret. 841 00:34:57,376 --> 00:34:59,309 - All I know is that every time I type in the search, 842 00:34:59,376 --> 00:35:02,043 the computer auto-corrects me to Eugene Henri, with an "i". 843 00:35:02,109 --> 00:35:03,810 - As in, French? 844 00:35:03,877 --> 00:35:04,810 - Yeah... 845 00:35:04,877 --> 00:35:07,176 As in, the French artist? 846 00:35:12,376 --> 00:35:14,877 - "Eugene Henri Paul Gauguin". 847 00:35:14,943 --> 00:35:17,143 - (together): Amazing. - Why, what is it? 848 00:35:17,209 --> 00:35:18,777 - It means we know who the boyfriend is. 849 00:35:20,476 --> 00:35:22,109 - Sorry, Professor. I can't believe 850 00:35:22,176 --> 00:35:24,309 I left my laptop in your class. - It's not a problem. 851 00:35:24,376 --> 00:35:25,643 I can totally let you in the room. - Thank you. 852 00:35:25,710 --> 00:35:27,943 By the way, that chapter six is lit. 853 00:35:28,010 --> 00:35:29,643 - Thanks. 854 00:35:29,710 --> 00:35:31,643 (suspenseful music) 855 00:35:39,710 --> 00:35:42,143 - Not only was this scumbag sleeping with his student, 856 00:35:42,209 --> 00:35:44,010 he also set another one up. 857 00:35:44,076 --> 00:35:46,143 - No one's gonna believe us unless we find some evidence. 858 00:35:52,209 --> 00:35:54,410 - Shade. 859 00:35:54,476 --> 00:35:57,276 It's the sweatshirt that he wore when he set off the fire alarm. 860 00:35:57,343 --> 00:35:59,610 - The guy at the comic store said to find out 861 00:35:59,676 --> 00:36:01,010 if he's been on the dark web. 862 00:36:02,943 --> 00:36:04,843 - (sigh): Passwords. 863 00:36:04,910 --> 00:36:06,643 So... 864 00:36:06,710 --> 00:36:09,676 the professor is sleeping with a sorority girl in secret. 865 00:36:09,743 --> 00:36:11,610 During some pillow talk, 866 00:36:11,676 --> 00:36:13,543 she brags about the pledge prank. 867 00:36:13,610 --> 00:36:15,376 - He sees an opportunity to steal the comic 868 00:36:15,443 --> 00:36:17,010 without getting his hands dirty. 869 00:36:26,877 --> 00:36:29,343 Two million dollars would make a nice severance package. 870 00:36:30,643 --> 00:36:33,109 The professor was just denied tenure. 871 00:36:33,176 --> 00:36:34,643 - But he said he was going on sabbatical? 872 00:36:34,710 --> 00:36:36,543 - Mm-hmm. 873 00:36:36,610 --> 00:36:38,543 You in? 874 00:36:38,610 --> 00:36:40,777 - Yep. Gauguin's birth date. 875 00:36:40,843 --> 00:36:43,143 Men are so predictable. 876 00:36:43,209 --> 00:36:45,209 Some men. 877 00:36:45,276 --> 00:36:47,043 - Alright. Click on NOIRNET. 878 00:36:48,977 --> 00:36:50,376 - "NOIRNET. 879 00:36:50,443 --> 00:36:53,343 The dark web browser for all your nefarious needs". 880 00:36:53,410 --> 00:36:55,276 And there's his user name. 881 00:36:55,343 --> 00:36:58,710 "Professor Morry Arty". 882 00:36:58,777 --> 00:37:01,343 - Come on, Everett. The game is afoot. 883 00:37:04,777 --> 00:37:07,209 (dramatic music) (indistinct radio chatter) 884 00:37:13,076 --> 00:37:14,576 - (Angie): [You ready?] 885 00:37:14,643 --> 00:37:16,910 - (Matt): [As I'll ever be.] - [Oh, cheer up.] 886 00:37:16,977 --> 00:37:19,710 Morry Arty took the bait with a winning bid of 2 million dollars. 887 00:37:19,777 --> 00:37:22,276 - [Let's just hope he doesn't dig too deep] 888 00:37:22,343 --> 00:37:24,176 into this cash. 889 00:37:24,243 --> 00:37:27,410 - So we shorted him 1.975 mil', it's the thought that counts. 890 00:37:27,476 --> 00:37:29,176 - Hey, folks. Just curious... 891 00:37:29,243 --> 00:37:31,576 You do know that purchasing stolen goods 892 00:37:31,643 --> 00:37:33,743 off the dark web is a crime, right? 893 00:37:33,810 --> 00:37:35,443 - [Come on, Danica.] 894 00:37:35,510 --> 00:37:37,376 [We're helping you catch the real thief.] 895 00:37:37,443 --> 00:37:39,276 - OK, guys. 896 00:37:39,343 --> 00:37:41,576 I've got ten more minutes and then I gotta get out of here. 897 00:37:41,643 --> 00:37:43,309 - He'll show, don't worry. 898 00:37:43,376 --> 00:37:45,076 - Just remember, you need him to take the money. 899 00:37:45,143 --> 00:37:47,209 - Oh, and Mr. Shade? 900 00:37:47,276 --> 00:37:49,209 [You need to make sure that you get] 901 00:37:49,276 --> 00:37:51,076 that comic back in pristine condition. 902 00:37:51,143 --> 00:37:55,010 - Yeah. I got it, Liam. Emily's entire future is riding on this. 903 00:37:55,076 --> 00:37:56,543 - And Sir? 904 00:37:56,610 --> 00:38:00,543 If this black bag goes sideways, 905 00:38:00,610 --> 00:38:02,076 I need to tell you something. 906 00:38:02,143 --> 00:38:05,309 - It's not gonna go sideways, Liam. 907 00:38:05,376 --> 00:38:07,043 - I know, I just... 908 00:38:07,109 --> 00:38:08,977 wanted to say that... 909 00:38:09,043 --> 00:38:10,476 (sentimental music) 910 00:38:10,543 --> 00:38:13,743 ...even though I'd really like Jules to come to Munro, 911 00:38:13,810 --> 00:38:15,309 I'm not pressuring her. 912 00:38:15,376 --> 00:38:17,410 [Jules...] 913 00:38:17,476 --> 00:38:19,010 [is her own person,] 914 00:38:19,076 --> 00:38:22,643 and I'll respect whatever decision she makes. 915 00:38:22,710 --> 00:38:24,243 - Aww. 916 00:38:24,309 --> 00:38:26,309 - Aww. - [Just wanted to be clear.] 917 00:38:26,376 --> 00:38:28,443 You know. Just in case. 918 00:38:28,510 --> 00:38:30,309 - Are you kidding me? 919 00:38:30,376 --> 00:38:33,443 Nothing is going to happen to me. Can we just stay focused? 920 00:38:33,510 --> 00:38:36,777 Here comes Morry Arty. 921 00:38:36,843 --> 00:38:38,643 [He's on site.] 922 00:38:38,710 --> 00:38:40,476 (dramatic music) 923 00:38:48,410 --> 00:38:50,376 - Show me. 924 00:39:00,209 --> 00:39:02,777 - Yeah. 925 00:39:04,043 --> 00:39:06,309 Your turn, now. 926 00:39:06,376 --> 00:39:08,476 - Why'd you pick here at the university to meet? 927 00:39:08,543 --> 00:39:11,410 - Your dark net handle was Professor Morry Arty. 928 00:39:11,476 --> 00:39:12,543 I thought it made sense. 929 00:39:12,610 --> 00:39:14,610 - Huh. 930 00:39:16,376 --> 00:39:17,910 So you're a collector? 931 00:39:17,977 --> 00:39:19,777 - That's right. 932 00:39:21,076 --> 00:39:23,043 - So I imagine you're gonna want to inspect this first? 933 00:39:23,109 --> 00:39:24,510 - Yeah. 934 00:39:24,576 --> 00:39:26,243 I would like to inspect it. 935 00:39:27,476 --> 00:39:29,476 - Danica. I've got eyes on the comic. 936 00:39:30,476 --> 00:39:31,810 - Anything... 937 00:39:31,877 --> 00:39:33,576 in particular you'd be looking for? 938 00:39:33,643 --> 00:39:35,376 - Anything in particular 939 00:39:35,443 --> 00:39:36,910 I'm looking for, you say? 940 00:39:36,977 --> 00:39:39,343 - Check for creases on the cover, wear on the spine. 941 00:39:39,410 --> 00:39:42,576 - Creases on the cover. Wear in the spine. 942 00:39:44,243 --> 00:39:46,777 - [And now smell it.] - Now I'm gonna smell it. 943 00:39:51,643 --> 00:39:53,243 Smells like old pine. 944 00:39:53,309 --> 00:39:56,076 - That's the four-colour ink in yellowing newsprint. 945 00:39:56,143 --> 00:39:59,343 - (Matt): [That's the four- colour printing process] 946 00:39:59,410 --> 00:40:01,276 and the old newsprint. 947 00:40:03,010 --> 00:40:05,843 Modern ink has a crisper scent. - Very good. 948 00:40:05,910 --> 00:40:08,476 You know your stuff. - [The artist was pumping out] 949 00:40:08,543 --> 00:40:10,810 five pages a day. - Did you know... 950 00:40:10,877 --> 00:40:13,777 the artist was pumping out five pages a day? 951 00:40:13,843 --> 00:40:16,710 That's when Cruz developed his signature style. 952 00:40:16,777 --> 00:40:18,010 - Mm-hmm. It's authentic. 953 00:40:18,076 --> 00:40:20,010 It's been graded. So... 954 00:40:20,076 --> 00:40:22,309 We're done here. - What about the-- 955 00:40:22,376 --> 00:40:24,543 - What the hell is that? - Danica? 956 00:40:24,610 --> 00:40:26,910 - We're on our way. (tense music) 957 00:40:26,977 --> 00:40:28,710 - What's going on here? - Dammit. 958 00:40:28,777 --> 00:40:31,076 - Police, freeze! 959 00:40:35,910 --> 00:40:37,643 Police, freeze! 960 00:40:37,710 --> 00:40:39,143 - I got it! (grunt) 961 00:40:41,076 --> 00:40:43,010 - Nice catch! - Stop right there! 962 00:40:43,076 --> 00:40:45,376 - Stop him! - I got him. Batter up! 963 00:40:46,777 --> 00:40:49,276 - Hey! - Hold it right there! 964 00:40:51,943 --> 00:40:54,710 (groan) 965 00:40:54,777 --> 00:40:56,476 - OK, OK. - Nice to see you again, 966 00:40:56,543 --> 00:40:57,877 Eugene Henry. 967 00:40:57,943 --> 00:41:00,109 - You... 968 00:41:00,176 --> 00:41:02,010 - Thanks guys, we'll take it from here. 969 00:41:02,076 --> 00:41:03,076 - Yeah. Yeah. 970 00:41:03,143 --> 00:41:05,710 - [What's going on?] 971 00:41:05,777 --> 00:41:08,643 What's happening? - It's all good, Liam. 972 00:41:08,710 --> 00:41:10,076 We got the comic. 973 00:41:10,143 --> 00:41:12,543 - And Professor Bryan? 974 00:41:12,610 --> 00:41:15,309 - Oh, let's just say... he's been schooled. 975 00:41:25,276 --> 00:41:27,209 (Figure It Out by Matinée) 976 00:41:27,276 --> 00:41:29,343 - So, after the controversy, 977 00:41:29,410 --> 00:41:32,209 the university is not keeping Iron Mantis. 978 00:41:32,276 --> 00:41:34,010 - The dean decided to sell it 979 00:41:34,076 --> 00:41:36,476 to a certain comic expert, to help raise scholarship money. 980 00:41:36,543 --> 00:41:39,743 - He also mentioned that Professor Bryan would be facing harsh discipline 981 00:41:39,810 --> 00:41:41,209 for sleeping with a student 982 00:41:41,276 --> 00:41:42,843 if he wasn't already going to jail. 983 00:41:42,910 --> 00:41:44,877 - But you, young lady, are free and clear! 984 00:41:44,943 --> 00:41:47,443 Just promise us, no more pranks! - I promise! 985 00:41:48,877 --> 00:41:51,143 Thank you so much. Without your help, 986 00:41:51,209 --> 00:41:53,810 I wouldn't have a future. - Thank you, Angie. Thanks, Dad. 987 00:41:53,877 --> 00:41:56,410 - Yeah, see, your old man still has a few tricks up his sleeve. 988 00:41:57,843 --> 00:42:00,209 - So do you still want to be a Delta Iota Phi after all this? 989 00:42:00,276 --> 00:42:02,743 - I think I'm over the whole sorority thing. 990 00:42:02,810 --> 00:42:05,109 I think I'm just gonna focus on my grades. 991 00:42:05,176 --> 00:42:07,010 - Wise words, young lady. 992 00:42:07,076 --> 00:42:09,109 - Subtle, Dad. - Thanks so much. 993 00:42:09,176 --> 00:42:11,676 Bye. - (Matt and Jules): Bye. 994 00:42:11,743 --> 00:42:13,143 - I gotta go, too. 995 00:42:13,209 --> 00:42:15,576 - Did Oink invite you to a toga party? 996 00:42:15,643 --> 00:42:17,543 (laughing) - Wouldn't you like to know. 997 00:42:17,610 --> 00:42:20,043 - ♪ Around, I don't know why ♪ 998 00:42:20,109 --> 00:42:22,576 - First off, we are so excited 999 00:42:22,643 --> 00:42:24,710 that you've been accepted at Munro-- 1000 00:42:24,777 --> 00:42:26,410 - And your mother and I know that we may have been... 1001 00:42:26,476 --> 00:42:28,777 slightly... overly-- 1002 00:42:28,843 --> 00:42:30,676 - Protective, pushy-- 1003 00:42:30,743 --> 00:42:32,510 - I might've gone with overly involved-- 1004 00:42:32,576 --> 00:42:34,943 - But I know you guys love me, and I love you 1005 00:42:35,010 --> 00:42:38,076 even when you drive me crazy... but I just think 1006 00:42:38,143 --> 00:42:40,209 I need a little more time to figure out what I want. 1007 00:42:40,276 --> 00:42:42,676 - You're right, honey. 1008 00:42:42,743 --> 00:42:43,943 You're almost 18 years old, 1009 00:42:44,010 --> 00:42:46,910 and you are a mature, responsible... 1010 00:42:46,977 --> 00:42:48,710 remarkable young lady. 1011 00:42:48,777 --> 00:42:51,276 - And we are both so damn proud of you... - Aww. 1012 00:42:51,343 --> 00:42:52,777 - ...which is why we think 1013 00:42:52,843 --> 00:42:54,343 that it's time you moved out. 1014 00:42:54,410 --> 00:42:57,243 - And we think the coach house, out back, 1015 00:42:57,309 --> 00:42:59,610 may be the perfect first apartment for you. 1016 00:42:59,676 --> 00:43:01,943 - Wait, you're serious? 1017 00:43:02,010 --> 00:43:03,643 - They look serious. 1018 00:43:03,710 --> 00:43:05,276 - Think of it as a transitional stage for all of us. 1019 00:43:05,343 --> 00:43:07,977 - Yeah. - You have the coolest parents. 1020 00:43:08,043 --> 00:43:10,209 - Thank you, Liam. - This'll be great. 1021 00:43:10,276 --> 00:43:11,743 I'll help you decorate. 1022 00:43:11,810 --> 00:43:13,643 - Cool! Let's go check it out. - OK! 1023 00:43:13,710 --> 00:43:16,676 - ♪ No looking back at it now ♪ 1024 00:43:16,743 --> 00:43:18,777 - Aww, aren't they cute? 1025 00:43:18,843 --> 00:43:20,910 - My God, what have we done? 1026 00:43:20,977 --> 00:43:23,610 - Oh, hey. This is way better. 1027 00:43:23,676 --> 00:43:25,176 Trust me. 1028 00:43:25,243 --> 00:43:27,943 Now she won't have to sneak out to go stay at Liam's dorm. 1029 00:43:28,010 --> 00:43:29,410 - She what? 1030 00:43:37,543 --> 00:43:40,109 - OK. And now, welcome to the exciting world 1031 00:43:40,176 --> 00:43:42,209 of civil law versus tort law. 1032 00:43:42,276 --> 00:43:44,777 Fasten your seatbelts because after today... 1033 00:43:44,843 --> 00:43:47,476 - ♪ Maybe you'll figure it out ♪ 1034 00:43:47,543 --> 00:43:50,643 ♪ There's no looking back at it now ♪ 1035 00:43:51,743 --> 00:43:54,043 ♪ Maybe it's all for the ride ♪ 1036 00:43:54,109 --> 00:43:56,043 ♪ I don't know why ♪ 1037 00:43:56,109 --> 00:43:58,810 ♪ 'Cause it's so far away ♪ 1038 00:43:58,877 --> 00:44:02,076 (theme music) 1039 00:44:02,143 --> 00:44:05,276 Closed Captioning by SETTE inc. 1040 00:44:11,743 --> 00:44:13,710 ♪