1 00:00:00,862 --> 00:00:03,348 [Crickets chirping, animal howls] 2 00:00:05,108 --> 00:00:08,353 ♪♪ 3 00:00:13,082 --> 00:00:16,257 [Indistinct whispering] 4 00:00:32,653 --> 00:00:35,725 [Hissing, snarling] 5 00:00:39,522 --> 00:00:42,835 ♪♪ 6 00:00:48,220 --> 00:00:50,740 [Door opens] 7 00:00:51,982 --> 00:00:55,331 ♪♪ 8 00:01:12,865 --> 00:01:15,730 [Sighs] 9 00:01:17,629 --> 00:01:21,253 [Hissing] 10 00:01:21,357 --> 00:01:23,393 Ahh! 11 00:01:23,497 --> 00:01:25,533 [Growling] 12 00:01:25,637 --> 00:01:27,811 [Whimpers] 13 00:01:27,915 --> 00:01:29,813 Aah! 14 00:01:29,917 --> 00:01:31,091 [Grunts] 15 00:01:31,194 --> 00:01:34,473 [Groans] 16 00:01:34,577 --> 00:01:37,787 ♪♪ 17 00:01:39,823 --> 00:01:40,790 Aah! 18 00:01:40,893 --> 00:01:44,104 ♪♪ 19 00:02:00,879 --> 00:02:04,400 [Birds chirping] 20 00:02:06,229 --> 00:02:09,370 [Sighs] 21 00:02:11,165 --> 00:02:13,823 Huh. Uh. 22 00:02:14,272 --> 00:02:15,928 [Puzzle pieces clatter] 23 00:02:16,032 --> 00:02:19,415 She won't care. 24 00:02:21,589 --> 00:02:22,970 Oh. 25 00:02:23,073 --> 00:02:28,424 Are you kidding me? 26 00:02:30,150 --> 00:02:32,462 [Jar clatters]I wish I was dead. 27 00:02:32,566 --> 00:02:34,844 [Sighs] 28 00:02:37,916 --> 00:02:39,883 [Knock on door] 29 00:02:39,987 --> 00:02:42,610 [Groans] 30 00:02:42,714 --> 00:02:44,267 Oh. Hello. 31 00:02:44,371 --> 00:02:46,062 Is this the, um, Miller residence? 32 00:02:46,166 --> 00:02:47,097 Ah. 33 00:02:47,201 --> 00:02:49,617 You're just in time. 34 00:02:49,721 --> 00:02:51,101 I'm leaving. 35 00:02:51,205 --> 00:02:52,310 [Lock clicks] 36 00:02:52,413 --> 00:02:54,001 What are you, a Jehovah's Witness? 37 00:02:54,104 --> 00:02:55,485 Well, God's dead, so hit the bricks. 38 00:02:55,589 --> 00:02:57,004 Uh, I'd like to speak to Mrs. Miller. 39 00:02:57,107 --> 00:02:58,626 She's in heaven. [Chuckles] 40 00:02:58,730 --> 00:03:00,732 How can you believe in heaven and not in God? 41 00:03:00,835 --> 00:03:01,629 I believe in McDonald's, 42 00:03:01,733 --> 00:03:03,390 but I know damn sure Ronald ain't for real. 43 00:03:03,493 --> 00:03:05,461 But if Mrs. Miller passed away... 44 00:03:05,564 --> 00:03:08,567 what's fighting the demons of Willard's Mill? 45 00:03:10,155 --> 00:03:12,744 Oh, get in the God damn car. 46 00:03:14,539 --> 00:03:15,747 Evie: No, sweetie. 47 00:03:15,850 --> 00:03:18,301 Because you won't have midriff until you're 21. 48 00:03:18,405 --> 00:03:20,545 That's why you can't wear it. Okay. 49 00:03:22,098 --> 00:03:24,652 Love you, too. Bye. 50 00:03:24,756 --> 00:03:26,758 Go, uh -- Go ahead. Tell her what you told me. 51 00:03:26,861 --> 00:03:28,104 My name's Andrew Barton. 52 00:03:28,208 --> 00:03:29,588 I'm from Putney, Vermont. 53 00:03:29,692 --> 00:03:31,003 Huh! Figures. 54 00:03:31,107 --> 00:03:34,869 I'm researching for a book on the history of Willard's Mill. 55 00:03:34,973 --> 00:03:37,907 I know about the witch burnings and Constable Eccles 56 00:03:38,010 --> 00:03:40,979 and the curse on the sheriffs of this town. 57 00:03:41,082 --> 00:03:42,325 [Laughs] See? 58 00:03:42,429 --> 00:03:45,086 Cuckoo bananas. Nerd. 59 00:03:45,811 --> 00:03:48,331 You know, "Nerd" isn't really the insult it used to be. 60 00:03:48,435 --> 00:03:49,850 Uh, yeah, right. 61 00:03:49,953 --> 00:03:52,370 Look, there's just too little carnage in this town 62 00:03:52,473 --> 00:03:53,716 for so much demonic infestation. 63 00:03:53,819 --> 00:03:57,202 Someone's been fighting the demons of Willard's Mill, 64 00:03:57,306 --> 00:04:00,101 and I think that person is your wife... 65 00:04:00,205 --> 00:04:01,171 Claire Miller. 66 00:04:01,275 --> 00:04:04,140 Evie, watch this -- 67 00:04:04,244 --> 00:04:07,523 You, sir, are a nerd. 68 00:04:09,318 --> 00:04:11,389 The guy's bulletproof. 69 00:04:12,321 --> 00:04:13,563 [Clears throat] 70 00:04:13,667 --> 00:04:16,463 What he's saying is that you seem like a very nice man, 71 00:04:16,566 --> 00:04:19,845 you know, but I think maybe you spent a little too much time 72 00:04:19,949 --> 00:04:21,364 on the old Internet. 73 00:04:21,468 --> 00:04:25,126 I search purchases for books on the occult -- 74 00:04:25,230 --> 00:04:27,819 Sumerian artifacts, weaponry. 75 00:04:27,922 --> 00:04:29,648 Who in a town like this 76 00:04:29,752 --> 00:04:32,858 would want to amass such an armory? 77 00:04:32,962 --> 00:04:34,826 ♪♪ 78 00:04:34,929 --> 00:04:36,931 Apparently, someone named Claire Miller. 79 00:04:37,035 --> 00:04:38,692 ♪♪ 80 00:04:38,795 --> 00:04:39,589 Well... 81 00:04:39,693 --> 00:04:43,179 Claire Miller is no longer with us. 82 00:04:43,283 --> 00:04:46,182 So... 83 00:04:46,286 --> 00:04:47,701 Then who? 84 00:04:47,804 --> 00:04:51,705 ♪♪ 85 00:04:55,191 --> 00:04:57,435 [Door creaks] 86 00:04:59,989 --> 00:05:01,853 My puzzle! 87 00:05:01,956 --> 00:05:03,855 [Cellphone rings] 88 00:05:03,958 --> 00:05:05,305 ♪♪ 89 00:05:06,167 --> 00:05:07,997 [Cellphone beeps] 90 00:05:08,100 --> 00:05:09,170 Hello? 91 00:05:09,274 --> 00:05:10,344 You what? 92 00:05:10,448 --> 00:05:12,484 Your -- your puzzle. 93 00:05:12,588 --> 00:05:14,590 No, I-I didn't... 94 00:05:14,693 --> 00:05:15,556 Oh. 95 00:05:15,660 --> 00:05:17,420 Sweetheart, calm down. 96 00:05:17,524 --> 00:05:19,146 I, uh -- Stan's daughter. 97 00:05:19,249 --> 00:05:20,561 Oh. Stan has a daughter? 98 00:05:20,665 --> 00:05:22,287 You know, actually -- calm down. 99 00:05:22,391 --> 00:05:24,876 I -- I'm pretty sure I know what happened. 100 00:05:24,979 --> 00:05:25,877 W-When I left the house, 101 00:05:25,980 --> 00:05:28,189 I spotted an owl who was flying around, 102 00:05:28,293 --> 00:05:31,434 and he's the one who probably tore your puzzle apart. 103 00:05:31,538 --> 00:05:32,608 You know how owls just... 104 00:05:32,711 --> 00:05:35,404 They can't abide puzzles, sweetheart. 105 00:05:35,507 --> 00:05:38,821 They -- They hate 'em -- it pushes all their buttons. 106 00:05:38,924 --> 00:05:40,029 It's all over the nature channels. 107 00:05:40,132 --> 00:05:41,375 I tell you what you do, 108 00:05:41,479 --> 00:05:45,068 if this would be any relief, Google "owl puzzles." 109 00:05:45,172 --> 00:05:46,656 Yeah. That'll do the trick. 110 00:05:46,760 --> 00:05:48,313 Go get 'em. Okay. Bye. 111 00:05:48,417 --> 00:05:49,590 [Cellphone beeps] 112 00:05:51,420 --> 00:05:59,600 ♪♪ 113 00:06:09,058 --> 00:06:12,164 [Hissing] 114 00:06:12,268 --> 00:06:17,653 [Snarling] 115 00:06:19,137 --> 00:06:22,451 ♪♪ 116 00:06:27,110 --> 00:06:30,666 [Snarling] 117 00:06:30,769 --> 00:06:31,770 [Hiss] 118 00:06:31,874 --> 00:06:33,393 Andrew: No! 119 00:06:33,496 --> 00:06:35,429 No! No, no, no! 120 00:06:35,533 --> 00:06:36,948 No! No! 121 00:06:44,542 --> 00:06:46,164 [Gurgling] 122 00:06:46,267 --> 00:06:49,788 [Screams] 123 00:06:52,515 --> 00:06:54,621 It's so kind of you to take me in like this. 124 00:06:54,724 --> 00:06:56,623 I really would have been fine in the hospital. 125 00:06:56,726 --> 00:06:58,728 That's what I said. Thank her. 126 00:06:58,832 --> 00:07:00,040 Oh, no. 127 00:07:00,143 --> 00:07:02,456 I wasn't gonna let you stay in that gross, old hospital. 128 00:07:02,560 --> 00:07:05,390 I found you, which makes you my responsibility. 129 00:07:05,494 --> 00:07:07,910 Hey. Sorry to just barge in like this. 130 00:07:08,013 --> 00:07:08,911 Are you really? 131 00:07:09,014 --> 00:07:09,981 Meh. 132 00:07:10,084 --> 00:07:11,879 Andrew, I need to ask you a few more questions 133 00:07:11,983 --> 00:07:14,295 about that thing you say attacked you. 134 00:07:14,399 --> 00:07:15,365 "Thing"? 135 00:07:15,469 --> 00:07:17,229 I never said a "thing" attacked me. 136 00:07:17,333 --> 00:07:18,507 I said a demon attacked me. 137 00:07:18,610 --> 00:07:20,785 Why are you still acting like this is a secret? 138 00:07:20,888 --> 00:07:22,752 I know what's going on. 139 00:07:22,856 --> 00:07:26,204 Oh, we can make a dump cake. 140 00:07:26,307 --> 00:07:27,619 Okay, Andrew -- 141 00:07:27,723 --> 00:07:30,484 I thought Denise took over for Claire when she died... 142 00:07:30,588 --> 00:07:32,141 but no way. 143 00:07:32,244 --> 00:07:34,350 That leaves the two of you. 144 00:07:34,454 --> 00:07:37,595 I think it's time we all came clean, yeah? 145 00:07:37,698 --> 00:07:40,321 Mr. Miller... your wife assembled 146 00:07:40,425 --> 00:07:43,117 an armory of weapons information. 147 00:07:43,221 --> 00:07:46,604 Show me where it is. 148 00:07:47,501 --> 00:07:49,261 Stan? 149 00:07:49,365 --> 00:07:52,368 Evie, the guy looks like popcorn and he smells like cod, 150 00:07:52,472 --> 00:07:53,473 and now he won't clam. 151 00:07:53,576 --> 00:07:54,646 Give me a break. 152 00:07:54,750 --> 00:07:57,477 I swear to God... 153 00:07:57,580 --> 00:07:59,271 [Sighs] 154 00:07:59,375 --> 00:08:01,273 [Door creaks] 155 00:08:01,377 --> 00:08:03,379 There you go. 156 00:08:03,483 --> 00:08:06,175 Oh, my God. 157 00:08:06,278 --> 00:08:10,179 ♪♪ 158 00:08:18,359 --> 00:08:19,740 There! That's it. 159 00:08:19,844 --> 00:08:21,431 That's the thing that attacked me! 160 00:08:21,535 --> 00:08:24,193 But how do we kill it? 161 00:08:24,296 --> 00:08:25,574 How do we read this stuff? 162 00:08:25,677 --> 00:08:27,645 [Whistles] 163 00:08:27,748 --> 00:08:29,509 Let me see tha-- 164 00:08:29,612 --> 00:08:32,546 Uh, uh, uh -- This is my wife's. 165 00:08:32,650 --> 00:08:33,823 Oh, sorry. 166 00:08:33,927 --> 00:08:34,928 Back off. 167 00:08:36,964 --> 00:08:39,242 Huh. 168 00:08:39,346 --> 00:08:40,934 It says... 169 00:08:41,037 --> 00:08:43,730 you kill it by cutting its head off 170 00:08:43,833 --> 00:08:47,147 with -- with that thing. 171 00:08:47,250 --> 00:08:48,355 This one? 172 00:08:48,458 --> 00:08:49,977 ♪♪ 173 00:08:50,081 --> 00:08:54,050 Gee, who'd have thought cuttin' its head off would kill it? 174 00:08:54,154 --> 00:08:57,260 ♪♪ 175 00:08:57,951 --> 00:09:00,229 Well, it looks like you guys got this under control. 176 00:09:00,332 --> 00:09:01,299 I'm out of here. 177 00:09:01,402 --> 00:09:02,852 What? 178 00:09:02,956 --> 00:09:05,027 No. You have to come. 179 00:09:05,130 --> 00:09:06,925 No, I don't. 180 00:09:07,029 --> 00:09:09,065 It's all good. 181 00:09:10,377 --> 00:09:15,209 ♪♪ 182 00:09:21,768 --> 00:09:23,217 Now, Stan, are you sure -- 183 00:09:23,321 --> 00:09:24,943 Bye. Okay. 184 00:09:27,463 --> 00:09:28,740 What are you doing? 185 00:09:28,844 --> 00:09:34,401 Turning this cake into a puzzle that's made of cake -- 186 00:09:34,504 --> 00:09:37,335 That's a puzzle that's made of cake. 187 00:09:37,438 --> 00:09:39,786 Sweetheart, come with me, will ya? I, uh -- I need your help. 188 00:09:39,889 --> 00:09:42,616 Can I bring my cake? 189 00:09:42,720 --> 00:09:44,929 Absolutely. 190 00:09:45,032 --> 00:09:46,344 Come on. 191 00:09:46,447 --> 00:09:47,656 Yes! 192 00:09:51,452 --> 00:09:53,006 [Engine shuts off] 193 00:09:53,109 --> 00:09:57,320 Evie: Well, I had kind of a bad experience here the last time. 194 00:09:57,424 --> 00:09:59,115 Is this where you were married? 195 00:09:59,219 --> 00:10:01,635 [Laughs sarcastically] Very funny. 196 00:10:01,739 --> 00:10:02,912 [Flashlight clicks] 197 00:10:03,016 --> 00:10:04,396 [Groans] 198 00:10:04,500 --> 00:10:05,881 Great. 199 00:10:07,745 --> 00:10:10,023 On this spot in 1919, 200 00:10:10,126 --> 00:10:14,061 Father Charles Milton was killed. 201 00:10:14,165 --> 00:10:16,029 Milton knew about Eccles and his plan... 202 00:10:16,132 --> 00:10:18,721 to found a colony of witches 203 00:10:18,825 --> 00:10:21,068 and turn Willard's Mill into a portal 204 00:10:21,172 --> 00:10:24,037 from the Land of Shadows to the Land of Light. 205 00:10:24,140 --> 00:10:27,903 Milton tried to stop it but didn't get very far. 206 00:10:28,006 --> 00:10:30,250 If you read the reports of his death, 207 00:10:30,353 --> 00:10:33,667 it's obvious he was killed by the very demon 208 00:10:33,771 --> 00:10:35,980 we're seeking to destroy. 209 00:10:36,083 --> 00:10:37,050 Yeah. Okay. 210 00:10:37,153 --> 00:10:39,984 And what makes you so sure it's down here? 211 00:10:40,087 --> 00:10:41,641 [Laughs] 212 00:10:41,744 --> 00:10:43,539 Trust me. 213 00:10:43,643 --> 00:10:46,093 [Gurgling] 214 00:10:46,197 --> 00:10:48,371 Oh, shit. 215 00:10:48,475 --> 00:10:50,339 Aah! 216 00:10:54,412 --> 00:10:58,450 Andrew: "Come into my parlor," said the spider to fly. 217 00:10:58,554 --> 00:11:04,318 "Tis the prettiest little parlor that you ever did spy."[Groans] 218 00:11:04,422 --> 00:11:05,561 God, really?! 219 00:11:05,665 --> 00:11:06,666 [Laughs] 220 00:11:06,769 --> 00:11:08,460 [Singsong voice] Evie...[Grunts] 221 00:11:08,564 --> 00:11:10,704 ...we're going away now. 222 00:11:10,808 --> 00:11:14,535 [Laughs] 223 00:11:14,639 --> 00:11:15,985 [Grunts] 224 00:11:16,089 --> 00:11:21,059 I mean, it took you long enough to figure it out. 225 00:11:21,163 --> 00:11:23,613 Guess who attacked me, Evie? 226 00:11:23,717 --> 00:11:25,995 I did. 227 00:11:26,099 --> 00:11:26,927 [Scoffs] 228 00:11:27,031 --> 00:11:30,241 I bit the shit out of myself. 229 00:11:30,344 --> 00:11:31,691 It really hurt. 230 00:11:31,794 --> 00:11:34,279 [Laughs] 231 00:11:34,383 --> 00:11:37,973 And just like that, you gave me access 232 00:11:38,076 --> 00:11:40,147 to a room that holds more power 233 00:11:40,251 --> 00:11:44,186 than your mortal brain could ever comprehend. 234 00:11:44,289 --> 00:11:46,257 [Hisses]Aah! 235 00:11:46,360 --> 00:11:49,639 And what I will do with that knowledge -- 236 00:11:49,743 --> 00:11:51,883 That you should live to see. 237 00:11:51,987 --> 00:11:53,609 Get away from me! 238 00:11:53,713 --> 00:11:55,887 Well, then again... 239 00:11:55,991 --> 00:11:58,579 [Laughs]Ugh. 240 00:11:58,683 --> 00:12:00,616 [Whimpers] 241 00:12:00,720 --> 00:12:03,930 [Howls] 242 00:12:04,033 --> 00:12:08,003 ♪♪ 243 00:12:12,835 --> 00:12:14,768 [Muffled] We don't got a lot of time. 244 00:12:14,872 --> 00:12:16,114 Pick it up, sister. 245 00:12:16,218 --> 00:12:23,294 ♪♪ 246 00:12:24,882 --> 00:12:26,159 [Normal voice] All right, you're all set. 247 00:12:26,262 --> 00:12:29,369 You understand the plan? Yeah, I got the plan. 248 00:12:29,472 --> 00:12:30,473 Okay. 249 00:12:30,577 --> 00:12:35,030 Is there more to the plan, or do I just sit here? 250 00:12:37,204 --> 00:12:39,448 I'm gonna go ahead go and write it down for you. 251 00:12:41,761 --> 00:12:43,176 Okay. 252 00:12:45,040 --> 00:12:46,144 [Mirror creaks] 253 00:12:46,248 --> 00:12:49,285 ♪♪ 254 00:12:56,361 --> 00:12:58,329 [Door opens] 255 00:12:59,744 --> 00:13:01,919 [Door creaks] 256 00:13:07,407 --> 00:13:12,895 Mr. Miller? 257 00:13:14,414 --> 00:13:17,451 ♪♪ 258 00:13:53,522 --> 00:13:56,214 [Door creaks] 259 00:13:56,318 --> 00:13:57,664 What? 260 00:13:57,767 --> 00:13:59,631 No! No! 261 00:13:59,735 --> 00:14:00,736 [Groans] 262 00:14:00,840 --> 00:14:02,186 [Breathing heavily] 263 00:14:02,289 --> 00:14:03,497 I had a feeling you'd show up. 264 00:14:03,601 --> 00:14:05,292 [Groans, hisses] 265 00:14:05,396 --> 00:14:07,501 Where is it, Stan? 266 00:14:07,605 --> 00:14:09,020 I want the weapons! 267 00:14:09,124 --> 00:14:10,988 I want the books! 268 00:14:11,091 --> 00:14:12,990 I want that stone! 269 00:14:13,093 --> 00:14:14,854 I'm gonna go easy on ya...[Knuckles crack] 270 00:14:14,957 --> 00:14:16,372 ...'cause you're just a little guy. 271 00:14:16,476 --> 00:14:17,822 ♪♪ 272 00:14:17,926 --> 00:14:20,860 [Breathing heavily] 273 00:14:22,275 --> 00:14:24,553 [Hisses] 274 00:14:24,656 --> 00:14:27,314 ♪♪ 275 00:14:27,418 --> 00:14:29,213 [Groans] 276 00:14:29,316 --> 00:14:31,491 Whoa. 277 00:14:31,594 --> 00:14:33,769 Wow. 278 00:14:33,873 --> 00:14:35,667 What just happened? 279 00:14:35,771 --> 00:14:39,223 I -- I was about to kick your ass! 280 00:14:40,362 --> 00:14:43,399 ♪♪ 281 00:14:43,503 --> 00:14:45,298 Where are we? 282 00:14:45,401 --> 00:14:47,438 ♪♪ 283 00:14:47,541 --> 00:14:50,406 Huh? This heaven? 284 00:14:50,510 --> 00:14:51,649 ♪♪ 285 00:14:51,752 --> 00:14:54,652 Is Claire here? 286 00:14:54,755 --> 00:14:55,722 Oh, shit. 287 00:14:55,825 --> 00:14:57,620 Should've done my laundry. 288 00:14:57,724 --> 00:15:02,039 My shirt smells like low tide at Asshole Beach. 289 00:15:03,350 --> 00:15:06,388 Claire hates Asshole Beach. 290 00:15:11,496 --> 00:15:13,533 [Brakes squeal] 291 00:15:18,158 --> 00:15:20,402 [Brakes squeal] 292 00:15:21,230 --> 00:15:22,922 Oh. 293 00:15:41,216 --> 00:15:42,700 [Seatbelt clicks] 294 00:15:42,803 --> 00:15:45,945 [Indistinct whispering] 295 00:15:50,397 --> 00:15:53,021 Stan: Evie? 296 00:15:54,160 --> 00:15:56,576 Who are the Greek-chorus assholes? 297 00:15:57,853 --> 00:15:59,648 What, are you, dead, too? 298 00:15:59,751 --> 00:16:00,545 Hey, tough guy. 299 00:16:00,649 --> 00:16:03,963 If this is heaven... where is everybody? 300 00:16:04,066 --> 00:16:05,792 Where's John Wayne? Where's Frank Sinatra? 301 00:16:05,895 --> 00:16:07,104 Hey, Evie, did you hear that? 302 00:16:07,207 --> 00:16:08,346 We're gonna see Ol' Blue Eyes. 303 00:16:08,450 --> 00:16:11,039 God damn, I hope it's a young Frank. 304 00:16:11,142 --> 00:16:12,385 You're not dead yet. 305 00:16:12,488 --> 00:16:15,250 This is the Land of Shadows, Mr. Miller, 306 00:16:15,353 --> 00:16:18,115 where the victims of Constable Eccles are brought 307 00:16:18,218 --> 00:16:20,703 until we're sent back to the Land of Light, 308 00:16:20,807 --> 00:16:23,568 where our souls and bodies are bound to a demon, 309 00:16:23,672 --> 00:16:26,813 and then we're sent back to the surface to kill, 310 00:16:26,916 --> 00:16:28,918 the way I was sent to kill you. 311 00:16:29,022 --> 00:16:30,886 Ha! How'd that work out for you? 312 00:16:30,990 --> 00:16:31,956 Stan. 313 00:16:32,060 --> 00:16:33,199 Ah, I see your point. 314 00:16:33,302 --> 00:16:34,959 But I've done one better. 315 00:16:35,063 --> 00:16:36,892 I've brought you back alive -- 316 00:16:36,996 --> 00:16:38,998 the last two sheriffs of Willard's Mill. 317 00:16:39,101 --> 00:16:44,003 And I'm gonna use your lives to buy back my soul. 318 00:16:44,106 --> 00:16:45,625 I should have punched you right in the esophagus 319 00:16:45,728 --> 00:16:46,936 when I had a chance. 320 00:16:47,040 --> 00:16:49,146 Hey, he put me in a web -- 321 00:16:49,249 --> 00:16:50,561 sticky, gross. 322 00:16:50,664 --> 00:16:52,770 Oh, I'd kill a rattlesnake with a rock, 323 00:16:52,873 --> 00:16:54,634 but no way José on the spiders. 324 00:16:56,015 --> 00:16:56,946 Stan: Leave a message. 325 00:16:57,050 --> 00:16:57,947 [Beep]Hey, Dad. 326 00:16:58,051 --> 00:16:59,363 I know you said, 327 00:16:59,466 --> 00:17:00,433 "Go to the storage space and then come straight home. 328 00:17:00,536 --> 00:17:02,573 But then I thought, "What if I got a tattoo?" 329 00:17:02,676 --> 00:17:03,505 [Exhales sharply] 330 00:17:03,608 --> 00:17:04,885 Great idea, right? 331 00:17:04,989 --> 00:17:06,853 I mean, I'm the only person who doesn't have a tattoo, 332 00:17:06,956 --> 00:17:08,372 so then I thought wh--[Beep] 333 00:17:08,475 --> 00:17:09,476 [Groans] 334 00:17:09,580 --> 00:17:10,546 Damn it. 335 00:17:10,650 --> 00:17:12,479 [Dialing, ringing] 336 00:17:12,583 --> 00:17:13,549 Leave a message. 337 00:17:13,653 --> 00:17:14,550 Hey, Dad. It's Denise. 338 00:17:14,654 --> 00:17:15,758 So, I know I you said, 339 00:17:15,862 --> 00:17:17,277 "Go to the storage unit, and then come straight home." 340 00:17:17,381 --> 00:17:18,727 But then I thought wh--[Beeps] 341 00:17:18,830 --> 00:17:19,935 W-what is happening?[Dialing] 342 00:17:20,039 --> 00:17:21,109 [Groans][Ringing] 343 00:17:21,212 --> 00:17:22,420 Leave a message. 344 00:17:22,524 --> 00:17:24,008 Hey, Dad. It's Denise. [Chuckles] 345 00:17:24,112 --> 00:17:25,251 So, I know you said -- 346 00:17:25,354 --> 00:17:27,770 ♪♪ 347 00:17:27,874 --> 00:17:29,393 Andrew: He'll be here soon. 348 00:17:29,496 --> 00:17:31,119 Who? 349 00:17:31,222 --> 00:17:32,327 Constable Eccles -- 350 00:17:32,430 --> 00:17:34,329 And I'll walk in the light once more. 351 00:17:36,227 --> 00:17:38,195 Stan: Hey. 352 00:17:38,298 --> 00:17:40,542 Where are you assholes going? 353 00:17:41,957 --> 00:17:45,823 ♪♪ 354 00:17:52,381 --> 00:17:54,763 And then what, Andrew? 355 00:17:54,866 --> 00:17:57,869 What about them, the other members of The Colony? 356 00:17:57,973 --> 00:17:59,526 Oh, they'll come after me. 357 00:17:59,630 --> 00:18:02,081 That's why the first order of business 358 00:18:02,184 --> 00:18:03,910 will be killing your daughter 359 00:18:04,013 --> 00:18:07,224 and reclaiming the armory that your wife assembled. 360 00:18:07,327 --> 00:18:09,295 So then once you've returned, 361 00:18:09,398 --> 00:18:12,677 you'll start hunting Eccles' demons like we have? 362 00:18:12,781 --> 00:18:13,575 Precisely. 363 00:18:13,678 --> 00:18:15,542 Think of it -- Me, the one mortal 364 00:18:15,646 --> 00:18:19,201 with the knowledge to eradicate the vile coven of Eccles 365 00:18:19,305 --> 00:18:20,651 and his minions forever. 366 00:18:20,754 --> 00:18:23,102 What do you suppose the good people 367 00:18:23,205 --> 00:18:25,173 of Willard's Mill will think of me them, hmm? 368 00:18:25,276 --> 00:18:26,381 Say, butch -- 369 00:18:26,484 --> 00:18:28,900 You might want to go ahead and ask them yourself. 370 00:18:29,004 --> 00:18:29,936 ♪♪ 371 00:18:30,039 --> 00:18:34,803 No!! 372 00:18:34,906 --> 00:18:38,186 [Groans] 373 00:18:41,741 --> 00:18:45,124 ♪♪ 374 00:18:45,227 --> 00:18:49,128 [Gasps] 375 00:18:50,267 --> 00:18:52,234 [Breathing heavily] 376 00:18:52,338 --> 00:18:55,962 That -- That just happened, right? 377 00:18:56,065 --> 00:18:57,584 Yeah. 378 00:18:57,688 --> 00:18:59,552 [Coughs] 379 00:18:59,655 --> 00:19:01,347 Christ. 380 00:19:01,450 --> 00:19:03,107 [Cellphone chimes] 381 00:19:03,211 --> 00:19:04,315 [Cellphone beeps]Huh. 382 00:19:04,419 --> 00:19:05,523 Denise: Hey, Dad. 383 00:19:05,627 --> 00:19:06,938 I know you said, 384 00:19:07,042 --> 00:19:08,423 "Go to the storage space, and then come straight home." 385 00:19:08,526 --> 00:19:11,046 But then I thought, "What if I got a tattoo?" 386 00:19:11,150 --> 00:19:12,530 [Exhales sharply] Great idea, right? 387 00:19:12,634 --> 00:19:14,360 I mean, I'm the only person who doesn't have a tattoo, 388 00:19:14,463 --> 00:19:15,361 so then I thought -- 389 00:19:15,464 --> 00:19:17,949 [Cellphone beeps] Huh. 390 00:19:18,053 --> 00:19:19,675 My spawn. 391 00:19:21,160 --> 00:19:23,403 So, she... 392 00:19:24,784 --> 00:19:28,926 ♪♪ 393 00:19:43,216 --> 00:19:46,840 [Insects chirping] 394 00:19:46,944 --> 00:19:49,602 Andrew Barton, right there. 395 00:19:49,705 --> 00:19:51,431 I j-- I didn't even think to check, you know? 396 00:19:51,535 --> 00:19:53,295 By the time I realized something, 397 00:19:53,399 --> 00:19:55,780 I was in a spider web. 398 00:19:55,884 --> 00:19:56,712 Yep. 399 00:19:56,816 --> 00:19:58,266 I told you to look in the ledger. 400 00:19:58,369 --> 00:19:59,715 No, you didn't. 401 00:19:59,819 --> 00:20:01,855 I did so.Stan. 402 00:20:01,959 --> 00:20:05,307 [Door opens, closes] 403 00:20:06,515 --> 00:20:07,620 Hey. 404 00:20:07,723 --> 00:20:09,553 Anything interesting happen while I was gone? 405 00:20:09,656 --> 00:20:12,487 Not so, uh -- Not so much, right? 406 00:20:12,590 --> 00:20:13,695 No. 407 00:20:13,798 --> 00:20:15,593 Tell you what, tomorrow, we just go down to the storage 408 00:20:15,697 --> 00:20:18,009 and get all your mother's stuff out. 409 00:20:19,390 --> 00:20:20,874 Oh, my God. 410 00:20:20,978 --> 00:20:24,119 I completely spaced on that. 411 00:20:24,223 --> 00:20:25,189 I beg your pardon? 412 00:20:25,293 --> 00:20:26,363 I told you to go stra-- 413 00:20:26,466 --> 00:20:28,744 I wrote it down for you, for the love of Christ. 414 00:20:28,848 --> 00:20:29,435 What'd you do? 415 00:20:29,538 --> 00:20:31,160 Where you been?[Sighs] 416 00:20:31,264 --> 00:20:32,610 I-I don't know. 417 00:20:32,714 --> 00:20:34,025 What -- What's the inside scoop? 418 00:20:34,129 --> 00:20:36,200 Maybe I was busy growing! 419 00:20:36,304 --> 00:20:38,202 Go grow in your room. 420 00:20:38,306 --> 00:20:40,100 [Groans] 421 00:20:40,204 --> 00:20:42,896 Single father. 422 00:20:43,000 --> 00:20:44,622 It's all on me now. 423 00:20:45,416 --> 00:20:48,039 God help us all. 424 00:20:48,143 --> 00:20:50,352 Here, dealer's choice -- Take a spin. 425 00:20:50,456 --> 00:20:52,181 This is a big day for me. 426 00:20:52,285 --> 00:20:54,943 Yeah, it is. Welcome aboard. 427 00:20:56,945 --> 00:20:59,948 [Sighs] 428 00:21:01,605 --> 00:21:05,264 ♪♪ 429 00:21:07,127 --> 00:21:09,544 Yeah.