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Previously
on "Stan Against Evil"...

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♪♪

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[Yawns]

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[Yawns]

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[Yawns]

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Sorry.

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♪♪

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[Metal clanging]

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Tonight's episode...

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"Cuckoo for Murder Puffs."

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♪♪

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[Pig farts]

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[Insects chirping]

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[Vehicle approaches]

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♪♪

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Headed to Willard's Mill?

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Hop on in, friend.

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[Vehicle door opens]

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[Vehicle door closes]

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Car trouble?

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Assumed it'd be
car trouble,

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though I don't see
a car back there.

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[Chuckles nervously]

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Are you hurt?
I could take you
to the hospital.

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Not hurt.

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So, um, what brings you
to Willard's Mill?

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I'm here
to collect souls.

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[Tires screech]

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And here we are.
Willard's Mill.

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Just cut through those trees,
and it's about 18 miles.

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[Chuckles nervously]

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[Exhales sharply]
Good, good, good.

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Just get out of the car,

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just like you're doing now,
and, uh...

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[Vehicle door closes]...great.

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Ohh!

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No, no, no!
No, no!

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[Man growling]

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♪♪

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[Grunts]

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[Groans]

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[Bubbling]

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Denise!

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You been flushing stale bread
down the toilet again?

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[Groans]

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You call it "flushing bread
down the toilet."

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I call it
"feeding the sewer pigeons."

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But I've told you,

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there -- there is
no such thing as the --

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[Sighs]

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Just call the plumber,
will you, please?

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Can you do it?
I'm still getting ready.

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Kevin's taking me to see
the original play

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that inspired all
the "Fast and Furious" movies.

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[Giggles]
I don't look too slutty, do I?

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Oh, I just look so warped.

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And dented.

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Oh. Ugh.

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Sweetheart,
you look fine.

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Go out
and have a good time.

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[Chuckles]
Or go out
and have a bad time,

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but -- but for
the love of Christ,

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just go out.

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Just go out.
Just go out.

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Just go out.
Okay.

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Just go out.

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♪♪

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Yeah, well, make it quick.

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My kitchen smells like
a fart threw up.

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Ah.

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[Receiver slams,
doorbell rings]

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Hmm.

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You called for a plumber?

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I just hung up.

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Sorry for
the great service, pal.

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[Insects buzzing]

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Either this guy
was savagely beaten,

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or this car was driven by

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a hundred pounds of lasagna
in a suit.

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Oof.

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That looks like
a pot of beef stroganoff

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in a three-piece suit.

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I said lasagna.

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[Laughs][Laughs] That's funny!

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[Laughs] That's --

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Mm.

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Sorry I'm late.

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I had a crazy weekend
down in Boston

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at the Deputies Convention.

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There's
a Deputies Convention?

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Yeah, Dep-Con.

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I got second place

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in the second-in-command
contest,

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which, of course,
is their first place.

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Wow.
I also got this.

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It's a SmartStick.

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Yeah, it's linked
to an app on my phone.

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It gives me realtime updates
on the stick's location.

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SmartStick App:
SmartStick location -- hip.

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And it's also got a wicked
theft-prevention feature.

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It electrocutes anyone
who tries to grab it from me.

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Or me if I grab it wrong.
[Inhales sharply]

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So, what are
we thinking here?

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Suicide?

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Leon, his head is twisted
all the way around

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and half his bones
are broken.

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Eh, must have really
hated himself.

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[Buzzing continues]Mm-hmm.

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[Water splashing]

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Mr. Miller?

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Can I show you something?

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Uh, what do you got?

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A C.H.U.D.?What's a C.H.U.D.?

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Cannibalistic Humanoid
Underground Dweller.

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What are you, dense?I'm not much of a reader.

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Look at that.

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Plumber: Die!

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[Both grunting]

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What the hell
are ya doing?

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[Grunting]

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Stop resisting!
[Grunting]

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Well, you have exactly
zero upper-body strength.

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Die! Die!

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Oh, stop.

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[Crash]
Ohh! God!

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Right on the knob.

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[Groans]

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[Screams]

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Forget it.

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[Exhales sharply]

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What are you,
one of these demons

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sent by Constable Eccles
to kill me and Evie?

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[Sarcastically] No.Yeah.

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Yeah, and you need
to be killed real soon.

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We know what you're up to
with Haurus.

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Can I ask you
a personal question?

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Yeah. Why not?

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What do they
call you down there?

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The Red Ninja?
Oh!

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Eh, my heart's not in it,
okay?

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[Sighs]

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I mean, who could care?Mm-hmm.

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They sent me here,
I tried, and I failed.

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[Sighs]

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Okay,
I'll get outta your hair.

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Just a second there,
Bruce Lee.

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You ain't fixing
my toilet?

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You know I'm not
a real plumber, right?

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Give it your best shot.

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[Sighs]
Hell never ends.

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Mm.

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Hey, I'm good at this!Stan: Yeah.

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Can I, uh, pick your brain
for a second, there?Sure.

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Bill, by the way.

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Bill the Demon.
Terrific stuff.

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Stanley Miller.

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Stan.

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Oh.

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♪♪

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Kevin: Uh, Denise,

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this is not the Yaphet Kotto
Community Playhouse.

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No.

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This is where kids park
and...canoodle.

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Oh.

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Oh!

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Oh...

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Mm.

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Mm.
Mm.

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Mm.
Mm.

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I can't do this!I knew it.

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You're Amish.
No.

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No, it --
it's that kid over there.

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He keeps staring at us.

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I'll go talk to him.

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♪♪

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What's your problem?

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Hey, uh, buddy,

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could ya maybe
not stare?

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[Chuckles]

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Trying to get in the zone.

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Hey.[Knocks on glass]

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♪♪

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Kevin: My God!

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This guy has no bones.

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Wait a minute.

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His girlfriend is dead.

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This guy with no bones
is dating a dead woman!

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Kevin,
they're both dead.

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♪♪

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You're right.

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I better get digging.

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What?!
Sorry.

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I'm -- I'm always
at work in my head.

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♪♪

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Personally,
I don't care what you do,

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but I'm not the one
calling the shots.

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If I was, I probably wouldn't
have gotten burned at the stake.

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You know what I mean?Eccles.

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That son of a bitch.

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He's gonna get what's
coming to him soon enough.

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But let me pivot,
Bill the Demon.

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You say you're familiar
with this demon named Haurus?

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Yeah.

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Yeah, I know him.

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I need to find a way
to contact him.

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I need -- I need to get
in touch with this guy.

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You don't want to do that.

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Evie: Stan? Stan.

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Stan,
we got another demon...

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...stration to present
at the senior center

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about why old people
open their mouths

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when they're driving.

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It's okay, it's okay.
This is Bill.

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Bill, this is Evie.
Evie, this is Bill.

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Bill's a demon.

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Hands where I can see 'em!

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They are
where you can see 'em.

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Aha!

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Thank you
for your compliance.

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Why are you having
a beer with him?

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Oh, take it easy.
Bill's good people, huh?

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It's not his fault
he's a demon.

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Right, pal?

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Well, it is his fault that

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two teenagers
and a motorist are dead.

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No, no, no.
That wasn't me.

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That was the Bondsman.

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The who?

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Yeah, so,
if you don't kill me

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and I don't kill you,

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Eccles sends this, uh, demon
they call the Bondsman

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to drag me
back to the pit.

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And I was hoping
to have a little time

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to just hang out.
Ah.

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The leaves are so gorgeous
this time of year.

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If the Bondsman
is only after you,

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why is he killing
other people?

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"Because he likes it."

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"Dirty Harry!"
Yes!

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Oh!
Classic stuff, Bill.

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You know,
I took my wife, Claire,

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to that on our first date.

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She loves that movie.

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Oh, nice!

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Hello?

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Does that mean
that the "Bondsman"

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is gonna kill us, too?

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Oh, yeah.

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And he'll do it in a way

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that'll really make you wish
I had killed you.

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Hmm.

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Then you need to turn yourself
in to this Bondsman

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before anybody else
gets hurt.

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Oh, now, hold your horses,
hold your horses.

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You understand,

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I've learned more
about Constable Eccles

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in the last hour

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than we've figured out
in the last two years.

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Here's my idea.

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We figure out how to get rid
of this Bondsman,

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and then we put Bill the Demon
on the starting squad.

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Do you love it?

270
00:10:20,794 --> 00:10:21,925
[Laughs]
Blow it up.

271
00:10:21,969 --> 00:10:23,753
Yeah,
you know what I'm saying.

272
00:10:23,797 --> 00:10:25,625
Uh...

273
00:10:25,668 --> 00:10:26,930
Oh...

274
00:10:26,974 --> 00:10:28,758
Yeah, I'm s--
I'm sorry, Bill.

275
00:10:28,802 --> 00:10:30,238
I have a town
to protect.

276
00:10:30,281 --> 00:10:31,674
[Groans]

277
00:10:31,718 --> 00:10:33,371
No, she --
she's right, Stan.

278
00:10:33,415 --> 00:10:35,330
It's --
It's the right thing to do.

279
00:10:35,373 --> 00:10:36,723
Okay.

280
00:10:36,766 --> 00:10:38,768
There is one thing
I'd like to do first.

281
00:10:38,812 --> 00:10:40,074
Grab another brew?

282
00:10:40,117 --> 00:10:41,771
Second.

283
00:10:41,815 --> 00:10:43,512
[Can clinks]

284
00:10:47,603 --> 00:10:50,171
[Snarls]

285
00:10:52,695 --> 00:10:54,871
That's a demon joke.Evie:
Yeah, no, I get it.

286
00:10:54,915 --> 00:10:56,699
I don't like it.

287
00:10:56,743 --> 00:10:57,961
Nobody likes it.

288
00:10:58,005 --> 00:10:59,702
I'm a demon.

289
00:10:59,746 --> 00:11:01,312
♪♪

290
00:11:01,356 --> 00:11:03,053
Bill: This is me.

291
00:11:03,097 --> 00:11:06,013
♪♪

292
00:11:06,056 --> 00:11:07,710
It's a weird thing
to stand over your own grave.

293
00:11:07,754 --> 00:11:09,320
I don't recommend it.

294
00:11:09,364 --> 00:11:11,018
Yeah, actually,
we, uh --

295
00:11:11,061 --> 00:11:14,717
We've...been through
some stuff.

296
00:11:14,761 --> 00:11:17,546
I lost my wife
the winter before I died.

297
00:11:17,589 --> 00:11:19,461
The snows came.

298
00:11:19,504 --> 00:11:22,551
We had no food or firewood.

299
00:11:22,594 --> 00:11:24,379
That's when the bear got her.

300
00:11:24,422 --> 00:11:27,556
I killed it, skinned it,
used its fur for warmth,

301
00:11:27,599 --> 00:11:29,732
and ate like a king
for the rest of the winter.

302
00:11:29,776 --> 00:11:31,125
♪♪

303
00:11:31,168 --> 00:11:32,822
Thank God for that bear.

304
00:11:32,866 --> 00:11:34,911
♪♪

305
00:11:34,955 --> 00:11:36,870
It's a shame you
haven't figured out how
to open The Passage.

306
00:11:36,913 --> 00:11:38,175
You could free
all these people.

307
00:11:38,219 --> 00:11:39,699
The what, now?

308
00:11:39,742 --> 00:11:42,179
The Passage that connects
the land of the living

309
00:11:42,223 --> 00:11:43,790
and the realm of the dead.

310
00:11:43,833 --> 00:11:45,530
There's a spell that'll
reverse the flow of energy

311
00:11:45,574 --> 00:11:46,749
between the two worlds.

312
00:11:46,793 --> 00:11:48,925
And what would that do?

313
00:11:48,969 --> 00:11:50,840
Well, basically,
it would take all the souls

314
00:11:50,884 --> 00:11:53,103
that Eccles has imprisoned
and spit them back out,

315
00:11:53,147 --> 00:11:55,105
and then the Bondsman,
who's here,

316
00:11:55,149 --> 00:11:56,977
would be sucked back in.

317
00:11:57,020 --> 00:11:58,587
You hear that, Barret?

318
00:11:58,630 --> 00:11:59,980
This --

319
00:12:00,023 --> 00:12:01,416
[Chuckling]
This could be it.

320
00:12:01,459 --> 00:12:03,200
Stan --No, hear me out.

321
00:12:03,244 --> 00:12:05,028
Eccles is only as strong
as his army.

322
00:12:05,072 --> 00:12:06,856
You take away
his soldiers,

323
00:12:06,900 --> 00:12:09,772
and he's just
another jerkoff in a hat.

324
00:12:09,816 --> 00:12:11,861
Now, Bill the Demon,
do you know this spell?

325
00:12:11,905 --> 00:12:13,515
No.

326
00:12:13,558 --> 00:12:15,778
I wouldn't begin to know
where to look for it.

327
00:12:15,822 --> 00:12:16,997
♪♪

328
00:12:17,040 --> 00:12:18,999
[Exhales sharply]

329
00:12:19,042 --> 00:12:22,350
♪♪

330
00:12:22,393 --> 00:12:24,569
Well, that's
an interesting theory,

331
00:12:24,613 --> 00:12:26,441
but I don't see how
two dead people

332
00:12:26,484 --> 00:12:28,138
could meet up
and go on a date.

333
00:12:28,182 --> 00:12:29,444
Well...

334
00:12:29,487 --> 00:12:32,273
Well, you two kids
best get home.

335
00:12:32,316 --> 00:12:33,927
Oh, Kevin, I'm gonna
need that blanket.

336
00:12:33,970 --> 00:12:35,276
Can't I keep it?

337
00:12:35,319 --> 00:12:37,582
You got, like,
five of them now.

338
00:12:37,626 --> 00:12:40,020
[Whimpering]

339
00:12:40,063 --> 00:12:41,108
[Whines]

340
00:12:41,891 --> 00:12:44,154
Keep it.[Quietly] Yes!

341
00:12:44,198 --> 00:12:46,678
[Car door closes,
engine starts]

342
00:12:50,770 --> 00:12:57,777
♪♪

343
00:12:57,907 --> 00:13:04,871
♪♪

344
00:13:05,001 --> 00:13:09,397
[Bondsman snarling softly]

345
00:13:09,440 --> 00:13:10,790
♪♪

346
00:13:10,833 --> 00:13:12,226
[Screams]

347
00:13:12,269 --> 00:13:14,097
[Both grunting]

348
00:13:14,141 --> 00:13:16,534
[SmartStick beeping rapidly]

349
00:13:16,578 --> 00:13:18,449
Say hello
to my SmartStick!

350
00:13:18,493 --> 00:13:20,712
SmartStick app:
SmartStick location --
on ground.

351
00:13:20,756 --> 00:13:21,713
Aah.

352
00:13:21,757 --> 00:13:23,063
[Grunts]

353
00:13:23,106 --> 00:13:24,586
[Screams]

354
00:13:28,285 --> 00:13:29,939
[Gasping]
[Growling]

355
00:13:29,983 --> 00:13:31,593
♪♪

356
00:13:31,636 --> 00:13:33,160
[Grunts]

357
00:13:33,203 --> 00:13:34,814
♪♪

358
00:13:34,857 --> 00:13:36,511
Bondsman: [Grunts]

359
00:13:36,554 --> 00:13:43,561
♪♪

360
00:13:45,912 --> 00:13:47,696
You better run!

361
00:13:48,262 --> 00:13:49,393
[Grunts]

362
00:13:49,437 --> 00:13:51,526
[Growls]
Aaah!

363
00:13:51,569 --> 00:13:54,224
[Groans]

364
00:13:54,268 --> 00:13:56,270
[Breathing shallowly]

365
00:13:56,313 --> 00:13:57,967
♪ Ba-da-ba-da-ba-bee-da-da-da

366
00:13:58,011 --> 00:13:59,403
♪ Ba-dee-ba-da-ba-da-da

367
00:13:59,447 --> 00:14:01,275
♪ Ba-da, ba-da

368
00:14:01,318 --> 00:14:03,146
♪ Ba, ba-da-ba-da

369
00:14:03,190 --> 00:14:06,193
♪ Ba bup, ba bup,
ba, ba-ba ♪

370
00:14:06,236 --> 00:14:09,587
♪ Ba, ba-da-ba-da,
ba-da, ba-da, da ♪

371
00:14:09,631 --> 00:14:11,372
♪ Ba, ba-da-da,
ba, ba-da-da ♪

372
00:14:11,415 --> 00:14:12,721
♪ Ba-ba, da

373
00:14:12,764 --> 00:14:13,983
♪ Ba-ba-da ♪ Ba-ba-da

374
00:14:14,027 --> 00:14:15,332
♪ Ba-ba, ba

375
00:14:15,376 --> 00:14:16,768
♪ Ba, ba-da-da,
ba, ba-da-da ♪

376
00:14:16,812 --> 00:14:18,335
♪ Ba-ba-da-ba, ba

377
00:14:18,379 --> 00:14:19,336
♪ Ba-ba, ba-da

378
00:14:19,380 --> 00:14:20,685
♪ Ba-ba, ba-da, bup

379
00:14:20,729 --> 00:14:22,600
[Whimpers]

380
00:14:22,644 --> 00:14:23,993
Had enough?

381
00:14:24,037 --> 00:14:25,734
♪ Ba-da-ba-da-ba-da

382
00:14:25,777 --> 00:14:27,518
♪ Ba-ba, ba-da ♪ Ba-ba, ba-da

383
00:14:27,562 --> 00:14:29,172
♪ Ba, ba-ba-da-da ♪ Ba, ba-ba-da-da

384
00:14:29,216 --> 00:14:30,870
♪ Ba bup, ba bup

385
00:14:30,913 --> 00:14:32,610
♪ Ba bup, ba bup

386
00:14:32,654 --> 00:14:35,048
♪ Ba, da

387
00:14:35,091 --> 00:14:37,615
♪ Ba, da

388
00:14:37,659 --> 00:14:39,530
♪ Ba SmartStick App:
User not recognized.

389
00:14:39,574 --> 00:14:40,923
[SmartStick beeping rapidly]

390
00:14:40,967 --> 00:14:42,098
[Electricity zapping]

391
00:14:42,142 --> 00:14:44,187
Aah!

392
00:14:44,231 --> 00:14:45,493
Aah!

393
00:14:45,536 --> 00:14:49,497
There's more
where that came from!

394
00:14:49,540 --> 00:14:51,064
SmartStick App:
User not recognized.

395
00:14:51,107 --> 00:14:52,239
[SmartStick beeping rapidly]

396
00:14:52,282 --> 00:14:54,719
[Electricity zapping]

397
00:14:55,372 --> 00:14:58,854
Okay, Leon,
well, just stay on him.

398
00:14:58,898 --> 00:15:00,551
Okay, don't stay on him.

399
00:15:00,595 --> 00:15:02,118
We're putting together
a plan now.

400
00:15:02,162 --> 00:15:03,598
[Phone beeps]

401
00:15:03,641 --> 00:15:05,078
Any luck?Nothing here.

402
00:15:05,121 --> 00:15:07,254
Oh-ho, hey, guys,
I think this might be it.

403
00:15:07,297 --> 00:15:10,170
"The Decussation
of the Passage."

404
00:15:10,213 --> 00:15:11,736
Uh...[Mumbles]

405
00:15:11,780 --> 00:15:14,000
So, okay, we go back
to where we're all buried

406
00:15:14,043 --> 00:15:16,132
and chant this spell.

407
00:15:16,176 --> 00:15:18,874
And then, "what is imprisoned
shall be free,

408
00:15:18,918 --> 00:15:20,832
and what is free
shall be imprisoned."

409
00:15:20,876 --> 00:15:23,574
In other words,
the Bondsman is toast,

410
00:15:23,618 --> 00:15:26,664
and I'm a free man!

411
00:15:26,708 --> 00:15:29,754
And the other trapped souls
will be free, as well?

412
00:15:29,798 --> 00:15:31,321
Well, that --
that's what it says here, so --

413
00:15:31,365 --> 00:15:32,975
so, what -- what --
what do you think?

414
00:15:33,715 --> 00:15:35,543
Can you give us a sec?

415
00:15:35,586 --> 00:15:37,284
Uh, sure, yeah.
No problem.

416
00:15:37,327 --> 00:15:40,417
I...gotta use
the little demon's room, anyway.

417
00:15:44,160 --> 00:15:46,206
Is this
too good to be true?

418
00:15:46,249 --> 00:15:47,424
Yeah.

419
00:15:48,817 --> 00:15:51,298
But think about
all the stuff

420
00:15:51,341 --> 00:15:53,648
that was too bad
to be true, huh?

421
00:15:53,691 --> 00:15:54,997
Huh?
Let's -- Let's --

422
00:15:55,041 --> 00:15:57,478
Let's not look a gift horse
in the mouth.

423
00:15:57,521 --> 00:15:59,306
Take it from one
who's had a gift horse --

424
00:15:59,349 --> 00:16:01,351
it doesn't always
work out great.

425
00:16:01,395 --> 00:16:03,614
I'm done.

426
00:16:03,658 --> 00:16:07,705
I'm -- I'm done with
the endless parade of freaks.

427
00:16:07,749 --> 00:16:09,359
Listen to me.

428
00:16:09,403 --> 00:16:10,839
We have
an honest-to-God chance

429
00:16:10,882 --> 00:16:14,234
to leave this party
early.

430
00:16:14,277 --> 00:16:15,931
And I'm taking it.

431
00:16:15,975 --> 00:16:22,633
♪♪

432
00:16:22,677 --> 00:16:24,679
[Giggles]
This is nice.

433
00:16:24,722 --> 00:16:27,464
We can go see that play
some other time.

434
00:16:27,508 --> 00:16:28,944
I just realized,

435
00:16:28,988 --> 00:16:30,554
I think I'm gonna
have to see those kids again

436
00:16:30,598 --> 00:16:31,729
at least one more time.

437
00:16:31,773 --> 00:16:33,035
You think
it'll be awkward?

438
00:16:33,079 --> 00:16:34,254
I don't think so.

439
00:16:34,297 --> 00:16:35,472
They seemed nice.

440
00:16:35,516 --> 00:16:37,344
Mm.
Mm.

441
00:16:37,387 --> 00:16:39,520
♪♪

442
00:16:39,563 --> 00:16:40,782
Hey, guys!Aah!

443
00:16:40,825 --> 00:16:41,783
Dad, what are you
doing here?

444
00:16:41,826 --> 00:16:43,393
What are you doing here?

445
00:16:43,437 --> 00:16:46,222
Well, it's been
a dead people kind of day.

446
00:16:46,266 --> 00:16:47,615
Evie:
Heh, that's great.

447
00:16:47,658 --> 00:16:49,095
Listen, I know
this is last-minute,

448
00:16:49,138 --> 00:16:50,618
but does either of you
have any interest

449
00:16:50,661 --> 00:16:52,098
in being a part
of a demonic ritual?

450
00:16:52,141 --> 00:16:53,751
We need
two more for a set.Well --

451
00:16:53,795 --> 00:16:55,231
We're kind of
in the middle --Stan: [Whistles]

452
00:16:55,275 --> 00:16:56,711
Just take a minute.

453
00:16:56,754 --> 00:16:57,886
Okay.

454
00:16:57,929 --> 00:16:59,322
Then this
will all be over.

455
00:16:59,366 --> 00:17:01,194
Follow Bill the Demon.[Clears throat]

456
00:17:01,237 --> 00:17:02,543
Kevin: Okay.Stan:
Come on, sweetheart.

457
00:17:02,586 --> 00:17:03,935
Denise: [Scoffs]Chop-chop, Kev.

458
00:17:03,979 --> 00:17:05,720
This is so awkward, Dad.

459
00:17:05,763 --> 00:17:06,808
♪♪

460
00:17:09,202 --> 00:17:12,814
♪♪

461
00:17:12,857 --> 00:17:14,816
Listen,
no matter what happens,

462
00:17:14,859 --> 00:17:16,078
I just want to say

463
00:17:16,122 --> 00:17:17,558
I really enjoyed
hanging with you guys,

464
00:17:17,601 --> 00:17:19,386
and I'm glad
I didn't kill you.

465
00:17:19,429 --> 00:17:20,822
And I-I-I'd just like
to say --

466
00:17:20,865 --> 00:17:22,389
I don't want to get
too emotional here,

467
00:17:22,432 --> 00:17:23,825
but, brother,
we're all very lucky

468
00:17:23,868 --> 00:17:24,956
that you suck at your job.

469
00:17:25,000 --> 00:17:27,089
-[Laughs] This guy!
-Yow!

470
00:17:27,133 --> 00:17:28,308
-You!
-You!

471
00:17:28,351 --> 00:17:29,613
-You!
-Oh, no, you!

472
00:17:29,657 --> 00:17:31,050
Stan: Come on, now,
let's, uh --

473
00:17:31,093 --> 00:17:33,182
Let's bang out
some spells and --

474
00:17:33,226 --> 00:17:35,663
and spring us
some goddamned souls.

475
00:17:35,706 --> 00:17:38,100
What do you say?
How's it go?

476
00:17:38,144 --> 00:17:42,061
All:
Convertant Lucam Lenebre

477
00:17:42,104 --> 00:17:46,108
Viitet Mortuus Est,

478
00:17:46,152 --> 00:17:51,374
Aperis Obscura
Haeccun Dei.

479
00:17:51,418 --> 00:17:56,162
♪♪

480
00:17:56,205 --> 00:17:58,468
Uh...

481
00:17:58,512 --> 00:17:59,730
What's happening?

482
00:17:59,774 --> 00:18:01,950
Denise:
Why am I floating?

483
00:18:01,993 --> 00:18:03,125
♪♪

484
00:18:03,169 --> 00:18:04,431
Stan: Hey, cabrone.

485
00:18:04,474 --> 00:18:07,042
T-This is part of the show,
right?

486
00:18:07,086 --> 00:18:09,175
Okay, confession time.

487
00:18:09,218 --> 00:18:11,481
The spell
you just recited is --

488
00:18:11,525 --> 00:18:13,962
Well, basically, you just
condemned yourselves to Hell.

489
00:18:14,005 --> 00:18:16,660
[Groans] Bill!
What?

490
00:18:16,704 --> 00:18:19,620
♪♪

491
00:18:19,663 --> 00:18:22,231
I know. I conned you.
I'm sorry.

492
00:18:22,275 --> 00:18:24,407
[Laughs]
Actually, I'm not sorry.

493
00:18:24,451 --> 00:18:26,148
Well,
I'm sorry I'm not sorry.

494
00:18:26,192 --> 00:18:27,454
Can you be that?
I think I'm that.

495
00:18:27,497 --> 00:18:29,717
♪♪

496
00:18:29,760 --> 00:18:32,372
And The Passage?
For the souls?

497
00:18:32,415 --> 00:18:34,374
No such thing!
I made it up.

498
00:18:34,417 --> 00:18:37,725
[Laughs evilly]

499
00:18:37,768 --> 00:18:39,379
See, Stan?
What did I tell you?

500
00:18:39,422 --> 00:18:41,076
I said
it's too good to be true!

501
00:18:41,120 --> 00:18:42,686
Oh, no,
that's just great.

502
00:18:42,730 --> 00:18:44,514
Kick the guy
on his way to Hell.

503
00:18:44,558 --> 00:18:46,255
Real sportsmanlike.

504
00:18:46,299 --> 00:18:48,257
This is all your fault,
Stan.

505
00:18:48,301 --> 00:18:49,954
Because you are messing

506
00:18:49,998 --> 00:18:53,132
with forces
you don't understand.

507
00:18:53,175 --> 00:18:54,481
I always wanted to say that.

508
00:18:54,524 --> 00:18:56,570
And the, uh --
the Bondsman,

509
00:18:56,613 --> 00:18:58,267
he was working with you
the whole time, huh?

510
00:18:58,311 --> 00:19:00,443
No!
That's the best part --

511
00:19:00,487 --> 00:19:01,792
there is no "Bondsman"!

512
00:19:01,836 --> 00:19:03,403
I made him up, too!

513
00:19:03,446 --> 00:19:05,492
Who's killing
all those people?

514
00:19:05,535 --> 00:19:07,407
I don't know! Some nut!

515
00:19:07,450 --> 00:19:09,060
Just a happy coincidence.

516
00:19:09,104 --> 00:19:11,541
Uh, but it made the lie
so much easier to sell.

517
00:19:11,585 --> 00:19:13,108
Just,
it kinda wrote itself!

518
00:19:13,152 --> 00:19:14,718
♪♪

519
00:19:14,762 --> 00:19:16,329
And now it's time
for you to go.

520
00:19:16,372 --> 00:19:17,721
♪♪

521
00:19:17,765 --> 00:19:24,424
Aragoth, norgoth,
zorgoth --

522
00:19:24,467 --> 00:19:26,600
♪♪

523
00:19:26,643 --> 00:19:28,645
Ah-gah-gah-gah-gah!
Gah-gah-gah-gah-gah!

524
00:19:28,689 --> 00:19:30,125
Bondsman: [Grunts]

525
00:19:30,169 --> 00:19:31,213
Ohh!

526
00:19:31,257 --> 00:19:33,563
♪♪

527
00:19:33,607 --> 00:19:34,564
Aah!

528
00:19:34,608 --> 00:19:36,131
[Mutters]

529
00:19:36,175 --> 00:19:39,569
[Insects chirping]

530
00:19:39,613 --> 00:19:41,919
Who are you?

531
00:19:41,963 --> 00:19:43,660
I'm the Collector of Souls.

532
00:19:43,704 --> 00:19:44,835
Who are you, really?

533
00:19:44,879 --> 00:19:46,707
I'm Billy Ray Tugmeyer.

534
00:19:46,750 --> 00:19:48,187
I'm an escaped lunatic.

535
00:19:48,230 --> 00:19:50,711
Denise: You saved us.I did?

536
00:19:50,754 --> 00:19:52,974
Yeah. This guy was about
to send us to Hell.

537
00:19:53,017 --> 00:19:55,281
Oh. [Chuckles]
That's nice.

538
00:19:55,324 --> 00:19:56,369
Anyway...

539
00:19:56,412 --> 00:19:57,892
[Screams]

540
00:19:57,935 --> 00:19:59,850
[Gunshots]

541
00:19:59,894 --> 00:20:01,983
♪♪

542
00:20:02,026 --> 00:20:03,071
[Body thuds]

543
00:20:04,377 --> 00:20:05,769
Leon: Freeze!

544
00:20:08,685 --> 00:20:09,860
That's him!

545
00:20:09,904 --> 00:20:11,471
Good timing.

546
00:20:11,514 --> 00:20:12,689
[SmartStick beeps]I got this.

547
00:20:12,733 --> 00:20:16,824
[SmartStick beeping rapidly]

548
00:20:16,867 --> 00:20:20,262
[Thumping]

549
00:20:20,306 --> 00:20:21,611
SmartStick app:
Broken femur.

550
00:20:21,655 --> 00:20:23,700
Evie: Okay.

551
00:20:23,744 --> 00:20:26,050
Leon, I think we're...good.
We're good.

552
00:20:26,094 --> 00:20:27,313
Uh...

553
00:20:27,356 --> 00:20:29,576
Broken sacrum.Hey, Stan.

554
00:20:29,619 --> 00:20:31,926
What'd this one mean
about, uh,

555
00:20:31,969 --> 00:20:33,971
you "messing with powers
you don't understand"?

556
00:20:34,015 --> 00:20:37,061
Come on.
You know these demons.

557
00:20:37,105 --> 00:20:39,499
Diarrhea of the mouth,
constipation of the brain.

558
00:20:40,282 --> 00:20:42,153
Let's go home.

559
00:20:42,197 --> 00:20:45,461
Eh, okay.

560
00:20:45,505 --> 00:20:49,378
Congratulations.
11 calories burned.

561
00:20:49,422 --> 00:20:54,731
[Panting]

562
00:20:54,775 --> 00:20:57,778
I've had about enough
of this thing.

563
00:20:59,823 --> 00:21:01,216
[Grunts]

564
00:21:01,260 --> 00:21:03,479
[Leaves rustle]

565
00:21:03,523 --> 00:21:04,828
[Thud]

566
00:21:04,872 --> 00:21:07,831
SmartStick location --
alone.

567
00:21:07,875 --> 00:21:11,313
[Insects chirping]

568
00:21:11,357 --> 00:21:12,793
Leon?

569
00:21:14,621 --> 00:21:16,231
Come back.

570
00:21:18,364 --> 00:21:20,279
I'm afraid, Leon.

571
00:21:22,237 --> 00:21:23,499
Leon?

572
00:21:23,543 --> 00:21:26,110
[Johann Strauss'
"The Blue Danube"plays]

573
00:21:31,115 --> 00:21:33,117
[Dramatic music plays]