1 00:00:01,302 --> 00:00:04,738 You're the most precious little thing in the world, aren't you? 2 00:00:04,772 --> 00:00:06,740 [Giggles] Yeah. 3 00:00:06,774 --> 00:00:07,675 [Knock on door] 4 00:00:07,708 --> 00:00:08,709 Oh. 5 00:00:08,742 --> 00:00:10,311 ** 6 00:00:10,344 --> 00:00:13,081 [Whispering] Come here. 7 00:00:13,114 --> 00:00:15,316 [Rattle jingles] There you go. 8 00:00:15,349 --> 00:00:16,817 [Door opens] 9 00:00:16,850 --> 00:00:17,718 Hey, Stacy. 10 00:00:17,751 --> 00:00:18,686 You're looking hot. 11 00:00:18,719 --> 00:00:20,788 Aw. Thanks, Chaz. 12 00:00:20,821 --> 00:00:22,356 "Amadeus" isn't out yet, 13 00:00:22,390 --> 00:00:23,624 so I rented "Lone Wolf McQuade" 14 00:00:23,657 --> 00:00:25,426 and "Solarbabies." 15 00:00:25,459 --> 00:00:26,794 Sorry we couldn't go to the movies, 16 00:00:26,827 --> 00:00:28,829 but I ain't got no sitter. 17 00:00:28,862 --> 00:00:30,198 Oh, that's okay. 18 00:00:30,231 --> 00:00:32,600 I never dated a single mom before. 19 00:00:32,633 --> 00:00:33,767 I like it. 20 00:00:33,801 --> 00:00:35,269 [Chuckles] 21 00:00:35,303 --> 00:00:37,138 So, can I come in or what? 22 00:00:37,171 --> 00:00:39,140 [Baby squeals] 23 00:00:39,173 --> 00:00:40,708 As long as you're entering 24 00:00:40,741 --> 00:00:42,610 of your own free will. 25 00:00:42,643 --> 00:00:43,577 Sure thing. 26 00:00:43,611 --> 00:00:44,778 [Chuckles] 27 00:00:44,812 --> 00:00:48,449 ** 28 00:00:48,482 --> 00:00:50,351 These are flowers. [Chuckles] 29 00:00:50,384 --> 00:00:51,752 Yeah. 30 00:00:51,785 --> 00:00:53,154 Mm. [Both chuckle] 31 00:00:53,187 --> 00:00:54,822 [Growl] 32 00:00:54,855 --> 00:00:56,357 ** 33 00:00:56,390 --> 00:00:57,791 Uh, hey, Stacie? 34 00:00:57,825 --> 00:00:59,693 Why is your baby out of his crib? 35 00:00:59,727 --> 00:01:01,795 [Roar] 36 00:01:01,829 --> 00:01:03,331 [Screams] 37 00:01:03,364 --> 00:01:10,070 ** 38 00:01:14,542 --> 00:01:21,415 ** 39 00:01:25,719 --> 00:01:29,357 [Indistinct conversations] 40 00:01:29,390 --> 00:01:30,691 They look so happy. 41 00:01:30,724 --> 00:01:33,394 Denise: I know. I hate to destroy them. 42 00:01:33,427 --> 00:01:34,628 I'm really hungry, though. 43 00:01:34,662 --> 00:01:36,897 I think donuts are the most happy food. 44 00:01:36,930 --> 00:01:38,866 I mean, they're so cute. They never end. 45 00:01:38,899 --> 00:01:41,869 They just keep going around and around and around -- 46 00:01:41,902 --> 00:01:43,371 I was actually -- I was talking about 47 00:01:43,404 --> 00:01:46,374 that woman over there with that little baby. 48 00:01:46,407 --> 00:01:48,242 Oh. Yeah. 49 00:01:48,276 --> 00:01:50,144 They seem happy...too. 50 00:01:50,178 --> 00:01:51,379 Not as happy as my eggs. 51 00:01:51,412 --> 00:01:53,147 Not everybody can have it all. 52 00:01:53,181 --> 00:01:54,548 Do you think you'll ever have kids? 53 00:01:54,582 --> 00:01:55,783 What? God no. 54 00:01:55,816 --> 00:01:56,917 Are you crazy? 55 00:01:56,950 --> 00:01:59,487 Why not? Children are wonderful. 56 00:01:59,520 --> 00:02:00,921 Yeah, some of them are, 57 00:02:00,954 --> 00:02:02,923 but then some of them grow up to be serial killers 58 00:02:02,956 --> 00:02:04,858 or clowns or serial-killing clowns. 59 00:02:04,892 --> 00:02:05,926 Blugh. 60 00:02:05,959 --> 00:02:07,595 And I don't have a boyfriend. 61 00:02:07,628 --> 00:02:10,764 I think being a single mom would be a nightmare. 62 00:02:10,798 --> 00:02:12,600 None taken. 63 00:02:12,633 --> 00:02:13,767 Well, what about guys? 64 00:02:13,801 --> 00:02:15,336 I mean, is there anybody you like? 65 00:02:15,369 --> 00:02:19,173 Kevin -- the groundskeeper at the cemetery. 66 00:02:19,207 --> 00:02:20,874 Anyone else? 67 00:02:20,908 --> 00:02:22,576 I like Kevin, and I'm not ashamed of it. 68 00:02:22,610 --> 00:02:23,911 Everybody thinks they're above him, 69 00:02:23,944 --> 00:02:25,446 you know, because he works underground. 70 00:02:25,479 --> 00:02:27,215 He's a great guy. Yeah, no, 71 00:02:27,248 --> 00:02:29,617 Kevin is...an option. 72 00:02:29,650 --> 00:02:31,619 Just, you know, you're a very attractive young woman. 73 00:02:31,652 --> 00:02:33,754 I'm wondering if you have any other prospects. 74 00:02:33,787 --> 00:02:36,490 [Murmurs indistinctly] 75 00:02:36,524 --> 00:02:38,759 The groundskeeper at Mannered Falls, Willy, 76 00:02:38,792 --> 00:02:40,228 he's pretty hot, too. 77 00:02:40,261 --> 00:02:41,695 But that's a veterans cemetery, 78 00:02:41,729 --> 00:02:43,764 and it feels a little bit too political for me. 79 00:02:43,797 --> 00:02:46,967 And he has a cauliflower hand. 80 00:02:47,000 --> 00:02:50,871 What about somebody who doesn't dig graves for a living? 81 00:02:50,904 --> 00:02:53,474 Like a mortician or a casket salesmen? 82 00:02:53,507 --> 00:02:57,578 Yeah, or like a law clerk or a doctor 83 00:02:57,611 --> 00:03:00,514 or basic dude who has a job that doesn't involve 84 00:03:00,548 --> 00:03:03,317 the preparation and disposal of dead people? 85 00:03:03,351 --> 00:03:05,886 I don't know, I just... 86 00:03:05,919 --> 00:03:08,656 I never really thought about dating outside the industry. 87 00:03:08,689 --> 00:03:10,691 [Scoffs] Outside the indus-- 88 00:03:10,724 --> 00:03:12,860 You -- But you don't even... 89 00:03:12,893 --> 00:03:14,495 You should get a babysitting job. 90 00:03:14,528 --> 00:03:19,767 ** 91 00:03:19,800 --> 00:03:22,336 I hate to do this to you guys, 92 00:03:22,370 --> 00:03:25,539 but at least you died doing what you love -- 93 00:03:25,573 --> 00:03:26,907 being eggs. 94 00:03:26,940 --> 00:03:27,975 Oh, oh! 95 00:03:28,008 --> 00:03:30,411 Uh, so, Denise... 96 00:03:30,444 --> 00:03:32,313 you're doing this of your, um, 97 00:03:32,346 --> 00:03:33,714 own free will, right? 98 00:03:33,747 --> 00:03:35,316 Yeah, yeah. I-I guess. 99 00:03:35,349 --> 00:03:36,984 I mean, my friend kind of forced me into it. 100 00:03:37,017 --> 00:03:38,486 [Baby cooing] 101 00:03:38,519 --> 00:03:40,354 He seems very taken with you. 102 00:03:40,388 --> 00:03:41,422 Uh... 103 00:03:41,455 --> 00:03:42,523 What does he eat? 104 00:03:42,556 --> 00:03:43,757 Uh, plums, 105 00:03:43,791 --> 00:03:46,894 uh, and carrots sometimes. 106 00:03:46,927 --> 00:03:49,397 He likes mushed-up food. 107 00:03:49,430 --> 00:03:50,998 Gross. 108 00:03:51,031 --> 00:03:51,999 What's his name? 109 00:03:52,032 --> 00:03:53,033 Aiden. 110 00:03:53,066 --> 00:03:54,902 Hmm. Aiden. 111 00:03:54,935 --> 00:03:57,671 Braden. Mm? 112 00:03:57,705 --> 00:03:59,607 I'm so sorry. I-I thought you said Aiden. 113 00:03:59,640 --> 00:04:01,709 I did. Aiden Braden. 114 00:04:01,742 --> 00:04:03,311 Uh, his middle name is Braden. 115 00:04:03,344 --> 00:04:07,381 [Sinister music plays] 116 00:04:07,415 --> 00:04:09,650 Stan: Oh, Claire. 117 00:04:10,951 --> 00:04:12,520 [Sighs] 118 00:04:12,553 --> 00:04:14,021 All right. 119 00:04:14,054 --> 00:04:16,424 "Find Gerard Duquette. 120 00:04:16,457 --> 00:04:19,493 And may God help you." 121 00:04:20,894 --> 00:04:23,531 Gerard Duquette. 122 00:04:23,564 --> 00:04:29,770 Gerard Duquette -- 1642 to 1703. 123 00:04:29,803 --> 00:04:31,572 Well, he couldn't be any more dead, could you? 124 00:04:31,605 --> 00:04:33,774 I guess if I want to contact you, 125 00:04:33,807 --> 00:04:35,743 I'm gonna have to have a séance or some shit. 126 00:04:35,776 --> 00:04:38,045 Nothing fruity. 127 00:04:38,078 --> 00:04:40,414 A candle, couple of beers. 128 00:04:40,448 --> 00:04:42,883 All I want to do is use demon eyeballs 129 00:04:42,916 --> 00:04:46,387 to travel back in time and prevent my wife from dying. 130 00:04:47,555 --> 00:04:49,723 That gotta be so goddamn hard? 131 00:04:49,757 --> 00:04:50,924 [Birds chirp] 132 00:04:50,958 --> 00:04:53,861 Stan, guess what? 133 00:04:53,894 --> 00:04:55,596 I forgot to lock the door? 134 00:04:55,629 --> 00:04:56,797 [Breathing heavily] 135 00:04:56,830 --> 00:04:57,931 Why are you reading that? 136 00:04:57,965 --> 00:04:59,032 Oh, I'm not. 137 00:04:59,066 --> 00:05:01,402 Just used it to kill a spider. 138 00:05:01,435 --> 00:05:02,603 That? 139 00:05:02,636 --> 00:05:04,004 It's just one creature 140 00:05:04,037 --> 00:05:05,839 killing another creature with a book. 141 00:05:05,873 --> 00:05:07,608 Hakuna Matata. 142 00:05:09,042 --> 00:05:12,012 Anyway, I wanted to tell you 143 00:05:12,045 --> 00:05:14,482 that I got Denise a job. 144 00:05:14,515 --> 00:05:17,651 I was wondering where she was. 145 00:05:17,685 --> 00:05:19,787 The, uh -- The ice in my lemonade, 146 00:05:19,820 --> 00:05:21,789 it melted about 45 minutes ago, 147 00:05:21,822 --> 00:05:24,658 and now it's just warm lemon water. 148 00:05:24,692 --> 00:05:26,494 So? 149 00:05:26,527 --> 00:05:28,829 So I was looking for Denise to come 150 00:05:28,862 --> 00:05:30,764 and get me some more of it. 151 00:05:30,798 --> 00:05:33,834 You went ahead and got her a job. 152 00:05:33,867 --> 00:05:36,437 Wow. Oh, that's so funny. 153 00:05:36,470 --> 00:05:39,407 I actually thought that you would be proud of her. 154 00:05:39,440 --> 00:05:40,741 [Whistles] 155 00:05:40,774 --> 00:05:43,611 Personal foul. Don't you believe it. 156 00:05:43,644 --> 00:05:46,414 You wanted me to be proud of you 157 00:05:46,447 --> 00:05:48,749 because you got her a job, 158 00:05:48,782 --> 00:05:50,418 but I'm not, 159 00:05:50,451 --> 00:05:52,786 because my lemonade is warm. 160 00:05:52,820 --> 00:05:55,122 Hakuna Matutu. 161 00:05:55,155 --> 00:05:56,524 ** 162 00:05:56,557 --> 00:05:58,091 Um... 163 00:05:58,125 --> 00:06:01,662 This is his special toy. 164 00:06:01,695 --> 00:06:04,064 [Box unlatches, rattle jingles] 165 00:06:04,097 --> 00:06:06,700 Make sure he doesn't lose it. 166 00:06:06,734 --> 00:06:08,602 [Sinister music plays] 167 00:06:08,636 --> 00:06:12,506 [Rattle jingles] 168 00:06:12,540 --> 00:06:15,443 Goodbye, Aiden Braden. 169 00:06:15,476 --> 00:06:18,612 ** 170 00:06:18,646 --> 00:06:20,047 God forgive me. 171 00:06:20,080 --> 00:06:21,649 That poor girl. 172 00:06:21,682 --> 00:06:24,985 [Rattle jingling] [Aiden Braden giggles] 173 00:06:26,687 --> 00:06:29,423 You like listening to me talk, huh? Oh! Hey! 174 00:06:29,457 --> 00:06:31,525 You're not that bad for a human baby. 175 00:06:31,559 --> 00:06:32,726 Denise! 176 00:06:32,760 --> 00:06:34,528 It's me -- Kevin. 177 00:06:34,562 --> 00:06:37,465 Yeah, I know. I recognize you by your face. 178 00:06:37,498 --> 00:06:38,666 Oh, right, I was -- 179 00:06:38,699 --> 00:06:41,134 I was thinking we were on the phone. 180 00:06:41,168 --> 00:06:42,636 Wow. 181 00:06:42,670 --> 00:06:43,871 Is this your baby? 182 00:06:43,904 --> 00:06:45,873 No. 183 00:06:45,906 --> 00:06:47,441 What are you doing? 184 00:06:47,475 --> 00:06:49,076 You're not dating a baby? 185 00:06:49,109 --> 00:06:50,678 Gross! No, I'm babysitting. 186 00:06:50,711 --> 00:06:52,546 Oh, cool! 187 00:06:52,580 --> 00:06:54,014 Can -- 188 00:06:54,047 --> 00:06:57,050 [Chuckling] Hey, little guy. 189 00:06:57,084 --> 00:07:02,189 [Sinister music plays] 190 00:07:02,222 --> 00:07:04,625 [Rattle jingling] 191 00:07:04,658 --> 00:07:07,127 Hey, can I... 192 00:07:07,160 --> 00:07:09,663 Can I talk to you alone for a second? 193 00:07:09,697 --> 00:07:10,964 I can't really leave the baby. 194 00:07:10,998 --> 00:07:12,432 Just -- Just for a second. 195 00:07:17,871 --> 00:07:19,239 Years ago, I needed money, 196 00:07:19,272 --> 00:07:22,576 so I volunteered to be a part of this study. 197 00:07:22,610 --> 00:07:26,580 The military was testing the effect of rum drinks on the sleep deprived. 198 00:07:26,614 --> 00:07:28,181 The next thing you know, I'm on a bus to some top-secret -- 199 00:07:28,215 --> 00:07:29,783 Hey, Kevin, is this gonna take a long time? 200 00:07:29,817 --> 00:07:31,251 'Cause I got places to go. 201 00:07:31,284 --> 00:07:33,487 No. 202 00:07:33,521 --> 00:07:36,123 The thing is, I was a human guinea pig 203 00:07:36,156 --> 00:07:38,892 in a terrible experiment. 204 00:07:38,926 --> 00:07:40,861 And? 205 00:07:40,894 --> 00:07:43,697 And... 206 00:07:43,731 --> 00:07:46,567 I spent a lot of time around some really bad people, 207 00:07:46,600 --> 00:07:50,270 and I'm telling you there is something very bad 208 00:07:50,303 --> 00:07:52,640 about that baby. 209 00:07:52,673 --> 00:07:53,907 Uh, no. 210 00:07:53,941 --> 00:07:55,643 I used to think he was a dickhead, too, 211 00:07:55,676 --> 00:07:56,877 but he's really okay. 212 00:07:56,910 --> 00:08:00,180 And his mom is paying me $9 an hour, 213 00:08:00,213 --> 00:08:03,917 and that's a lot of money for someone that's never been around babies before. 214 00:08:03,951 --> 00:08:07,721 I'm only telling you this... 215 00:08:07,755 --> 00:08:09,222 because I care about you. 216 00:08:09,256 --> 00:08:10,624 [Grunts] 217 00:08:10,658 --> 00:08:13,093 [Laughing] 218 00:08:13,126 --> 00:08:15,095 What is happening to my body? 219 00:08:15,128 --> 00:08:16,597 I -- Shut your mouth! 220 00:08:16,630 --> 00:08:17,865 [Retches] [Babbling] 221 00:08:17,898 --> 00:08:19,232 [Breathing heavily] I gotta go. Bye. 222 00:08:19,266 --> 00:08:21,535 Okay. [Aiden Braden cries] 223 00:08:21,569 --> 00:08:26,206 [Sinister music plays] 224 00:08:26,239 --> 00:08:28,976 [Crying continues] 225 00:08:29,009 --> 00:08:34,582 [Knocking on door rhythmically] 226 00:08:34,615 --> 00:08:36,917 [Aiden Braden screams] 227 00:08:36,950 --> 00:08:39,620 [Sighs] 228 00:08:39,653 --> 00:08:41,589 [Straining] Oh. 229 00:08:41,622 --> 00:08:43,791 Coming. I'm coming. 230 00:08:43,824 --> 00:08:46,894 [Knocking continues] 231 00:08:46,927 --> 00:08:48,328 Hi, there. 232 00:08:48,361 --> 00:08:50,297 I, uh -- I went ahead and got you some lunch. 233 00:08:50,330 --> 00:08:51,732 Oh. 234 00:08:51,765 --> 00:08:53,133 [Door closes] 235 00:08:53,166 --> 00:08:56,737 [Crying continues] 236 00:08:56,770 --> 00:08:58,171 Two beers? 237 00:08:58,205 --> 00:09:00,874 That's what I had for lunch. 238 00:09:00,908 --> 00:09:04,077 So, uh, this is the baby, huh? 239 00:09:04,111 --> 00:09:05,112 Yeah. 240 00:09:05,145 --> 00:09:06,313 What's he crying about? 241 00:09:06,346 --> 00:09:07,715 I don't know. 242 00:09:07,748 --> 00:09:10,283 He was fine all day. [Sighs] 243 00:09:10,317 --> 00:09:14,187 He's threatened -- feels my power. 244 00:09:14,221 --> 00:09:15,322 [Whistles] 245 00:09:17,257 --> 00:09:18,726 Game on, little man. 246 00:09:18,759 --> 00:09:21,862 Oh, yeah, you feel me. Game on. 247 00:09:21,895 --> 00:09:23,664 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Don't point at me. 248 00:09:26,700 --> 00:09:28,135 Kev-o. 249 00:09:28,168 --> 00:09:30,704 What are you doing? 250 00:09:30,738 --> 00:09:32,640 Keeping an eye on Denise. 251 00:09:32,673 --> 00:09:34,708 I beg your pardon? 252 00:09:34,742 --> 00:09:36,877 It's that baby she's watching. 253 00:09:36,910 --> 00:09:38,178 I don't trust it. 254 00:09:38,211 --> 00:09:39,747 Look, most people don't know this, 255 00:09:39,780 --> 00:09:42,282 but I spent six months in a black-ops site 256 00:09:42,315 --> 00:09:43,817 in Alamogordo, New Mexico. 257 00:09:43,851 --> 00:09:45,919 See you later, Kev-o. 258 00:09:45,953 --> 00:09:48,756 [Footsteps depart] 259 00:09:48,789 --> 00:09:55,595 [Sinister music playing] 260 00:09:55,896 --> 00:09:57,998 [Insects chirping] 261 00:09:58,031 --> 00:10:01,702 ** 262 00:10:01,735 --> 00:10:03,737 [Glass shatters] 263 00:10:03,771 --> 00:10:04,938 Hello? 264 00:10:04,972 --> 00:10:10,678 [Sinister music plays] 265 00:10:10,711 --> 00:10:13,413 That you, Ollie? 266 00:10:13,446 --> 00:10:17,685 [Growl] 267 00:10:17,718 --> 00:10:20,688 Are you t-tryin' to scare me? 268 00:10:20,721 --> 00:10:23,090 [Laughs awkwardly] 269 00:10:23,123 --> 00:10:25,358 Ollie? 270 00:10:25,392 --> 00:10:28,128 [Rattle jingles] 271 00:10:28,161 --> 00:10:31,431 [Floorboards creak] 272 00:10:31,464 --> 00:10:33,300 [Music, jingling stops] 273 00:10:33,333 --> 00:10:37,838 [Music, jingling resumes] 274 00:10:37,871 --> 00:10:40,674 Hello? 275 00:10:40,708 --> 00:10:44,778 [Growling] 276 00:10:44,812 --> 00:10:46,146 [Music continues] 277 00:10:46,179 --> 00:10:49,149 [Music stops] 278 00:10:49,182 --> 00:10:51,084 [Rattle jingling] 279 00:10:51,118 --> 00:10:55,122 [Dramatic music playing] 280 00:10:55,155 --> 00:10:56,724 [Growl] 281 00:10:56,757 --> 00:10:57,925 No, no! 282 00:10:57,958 --> 00:10:59,326 No, no, no, no, no! 283 00:10:59,359 --> 00:11:01,194 [Growling] [Screams] 284 00:11:01,228 --> 00:11:03,263 [Screaming] 285 00:11:03,296 --> 00:11:06,099 [Growling continues] 286 00:11:06,133 --> 00:11:08,435 [Chewing] Aah! 287 00:11:08,468 --> 00:11:10,938 [Giggling] 288 00:11:12,973 --> 00:11:17,310 ** 289 00:11:17,344 --> 00:11:19,446 [Stan whistles] 290 00:11:19,479 --> 00:11:22,916 I found this one out by the train tracks. 291 00:11:22,950 --> 00:11:24,885 Kevin, what happened to you? 292 00:11:24,918 --> 00:11:31,691 [Sobs silently] 293 00:11:31,959 --> 00:11:33,894 [Inhales deeply] 294 00:11:36,930 --> 00:11:38,766 ** 295 00:11:38,799 --> 00:11:40,500 Okay, you -- Okay. 296 00:11:40,533 --> 00:11:42,836 You were cr-- Oh, you were crawling in the woods! 297 00:11:42,870 --> 00:11:45,739 Fight club. [Whimpers] 298 00:11:45,773 --> 00:11:47,140 Skunk attack. Hot coffee. 299 00:11:47,174 --> 00:11:48,942 And then you were conducting an orchestra! 300 00:11:48,976 --> 00:11:50,778 You were conducting an orchestra. 301 00:11:50,811 --> 00:11:52,079 Your canoe broke. 302 00:11:52,112 --> 00:11:53,446 Someone had binoculars. [Sobs] 303 00:11:53,480 --> 00:11:55,482 Okay. Do you need to take a minute, or...? 304 00:11:55,515 --> 00:11:57,918 -One. -One. 305 00:11:57,951 --> 00:12:00,854 So, was it skunks? 306 00:12:00,888 --> 00:12:02,122 Okay. All right. 307 00:12:02,155 --> 00:12:03,323 Nice, deep breath. 308 00:12:03,356 --> 00:12:04,491 [Breathes shakily] 309 00:12:04,524 --> 00:12:06,126 How's that? No. 310 00:12:06,159 --> 00:12:07,327 No, no, no, no, no. 311 00:12:07,360 --> 00:12:08,495 The eyes were closer together, 312 00:12:08,528 --> 00:12:10,063 and the -- the cheeks 313 00:12:10,097 --> 00:12:11,865 were -- were much fuller than that. 314 00:12:11,899 --> 00:12:13,066 Okay. 315 00:12:13,100 --> 00:12:14,968 [Sighs] 316 00:12:15,002 --> 00:12:16,804 ** 317 00:12:16,837 --> 00:12:20,073 Like this? 318 00:12:20,107 --> 00:12:22,109 That's him. 319 00:12:22,142 --> 00:12:24,511 That's him, Officer. 320 00:12:24,544 --> 00:12:27,447 Really? 321 00:12:27,480 --> 00:12:29,917 [Sobbing] That... 322 00:12:29,950 --> 00:12:33,887 It was that baby -- Aiden Braden. 323 00:12:33,921 --> 00:12:35,288 What's its name? 324 00:12:35,322 --> 00:12:36,456 Shh! 325 00:12:36,489 --> 00:12:38,926 Kevin, you're expecting us 326 00:12:38,959 --> 00:12:42,162 to believe that a baby did this to you? 327 00:12:43,330 --> 00:12:44,497 Yeah. 328 00:12:44,531 --> 00:12:47,000 But we don't. 329 00:12:47,034 --> 00:12:49,136 Kevin... 330 00:12:49,169 --> 00:12:51,404 Did you do this to yourself? 331 00:12:51,438 --> 00:12:53,874 [Scoffs] 332 00:12:53,907 --> 00:12:56,810 Look... 333 00:12:56,844 --> 00:13:00,013 I do a lot of things to myself, 334 00:13:00,047 --> 00:13:01,181 but not this. 335 00:13:01,214 --> 00:13:03,851 Kevin, you're among friends. 336 00:13:03,884 --> 00:13:06,319 Why would I beat myself up? 337 00:13:06,353 --> 00:13:08,288 'Cause you're jealous of that baby 338 00:13:08,321 --> 00:13:10,490 taking all of Denise's time. 339 00:13:10,523 --> 00:13:12,225 Thanks to Evie and that baby, 340 00:13:12,259 --> 00:13:14,094 she's never around anymore. 341 00:13:14,127 --> 00:13:15,562 Hell, I'm home all alone. 342 00:13:15,595 --> 00:13:17,998 Can't find a goddamn thing. 343 00:13:18,031 --> 00:13:21,001 Where'd she put the mustard, you might ask? 344 00:13:21,034 --> 00:13:22,936 In the fridge. 345 00:13:22,970 --> 00:13:25,405 The fridge! 346 00:13:25,438 --> 00:13:28,575 Stan, this isn't about you. 347 00:13:28,608 --> 00:13:31,544 Cold mustard, Barret. That's on you. 348 00:13:35,415 --> 00:13:37,117 [Sighs] 349 00:13:37,150 --> 00:13:39,953 Who knew taking care of a baby would be so much work? 350 00:13:39,987 --> 00:13:41,254 Well, now, remember, honey, 351 00:13:41,288 --> 00:13:43,456 not -- not all babies are difficult. 352 00:13:43,490 --> 00:13:45,125 Some are... 353 00:13:45,158 --> 00:13:48,261 Gosh, some are sweet little, bowls of life-affirming joy. 354 00:13:48,295 --> 00:13:49,897 Oh. Was I like that? 355 00:13:49,930 --> 00:13:51,364 Oh, God, no. You were a nightmare. 356 00:13:51,398 --> 00:13:54,034 Never shut up, and when you cried, 357 00:13:54,067 --> 00:13:58,371 whatever note that was used to make cats throw up. 358 00:13:58,405 --> 00:14:01,308 Hey, Stan. Sorry I'm -- Sorry I'm late. 359 00:14:01,341 --> 00:14:02,475 What are you doing here? 360 00:14:04,011 --> 00:14:05,212 T-Tell her. 361 00:14:05,245 --> 00:14:07,047 I don't know if your dad told you this, 362 00:14:07,080 --> 00:14:10,450 but, um, Kevin is claiming 363 00:14:10,483 --> 00:14:13,186 that Aiden Braden attacked him, 364 00:14:13,220 --> 00:14:16,523 and I think we need to talk about it. 365 00:14:16,556 --> 00:14:18,158 Talk about Kevin? 366 00:14:18,191 --> 00:14:24,397 Yeah, well, we think that Kevin is... 367 00:14:24,431 --> 00:14:27,000 obsessed with you in an unhealthy way. 368 00:14:27,034 --> 00:14:28,668 Honey, honey, now, to be clear, 369 00:14:28,701 --> 00:14:32,272 we're not saying that Kevin is a "bad guy." 370 00:14:32,305 --> 00:14:33,941 He only kicked the shit out of himself 371 00:14:33,974 --> 00:14:35,375 and blamed it on a baby. 372 00:14:35,408 --> 00:14:37,945 Hell, for all we know, he's a true romantic at heart 373 00:14:37,978 --> 00:14:40,948 like that Fatty Arbuckle or that Sid and Nancy. 374 00:14:40,981 --> 00:14:42,149 Okay, stop. 375 00:14:42,182 --> 00:14:44,351 He's not obsessed, all right? 376 00:14:44,384 --> 00:14:46,486 Aiden Braden is a weird baby. 377 00:14:46,519 --> 00:14:48,155 I mean, I tried to take his rattle away, 378 00:14:48,188 --> 00:14:50,157 and he almost ripped my arm out of the socket, okay? 379 00:14:50,190 --> 00:14:53,660 And he hates Kevin. He growls and barks and... 380 00:14:53,693 --> 00:14:55,362 He doesn't even like to eat. 381 00:14:55,395 --> 00:14:57,097 [Sinister music plays] 382 00:14:57,130 --> 00:14:59,532 What, he -- he doesn't eat? 383 00:14:59,566 --> 00:15:00,968 No. His mother just says, 384 00:15:01,001 --> 00:15:02,502 if I hold him, he'll be nourished, 385 00:15:02,535 --> 00:15:04,071 but it's really hard 386 00:15:04,104 --> 00:15:06,639 because his fingernails are really sharp. 387 00:15:06,673 --> 00:15:08,241 -Oh! -Oh! 388 00:15:08,275 --> 00:15:09,442 Aiden did this?! 389 00:15:09,476 --> 00:15:11,178 Aiden Braden. Okay. 390 00:15:11,211 --> 00:15:13,580 Yes, when I try to take his rattle. 391 00:15:13,613 --> 00:15:15,215 Ugh. 392 00:15:15,248 --> 00:15:16,416 ** 393 00:15:16,449 --> 00:15:19,219 Ugh, no. 394 00:15:19,252 --> 00:15:21,654 Ooh! This looks promising. 395 00:15:21,688 --> 00:15:23,423 Uh, okay. 396 00:15:23,456 --> 00:15:26,226 Emotional Cluster-Feeding Demon. Ick. 397 00:15:26,259 --> 00:15:28,628 It can take many forms that inspire endearment, 398 00:15:28,661 --> 00:15:31,531 most commonly appears as a human infant. 399 00:15:31,564 --> 00:15:34,201 So it feeds off the affection of its caretaker. 400 00:15:34,234 --> 00:15:36,703 So Aiden Braden is feeding off your affection. 401 00:15:36,736 --> 00:15:38,105 That means it sees Kevin 402 00:15:38,138 --> 00:15:40,240 as like a threat to its food source. 403 00:15:40,273 --> 00:15:42,675 Sounds like your normal asshole baby to me. 404 00:15:42,709 --> 00:15:45,312 My God. We sent Kevin home. 405 00:15:45,345 --> 00:15:46,246 [Gasps] 406 00:15:46,279 --> 00:15:48,515 We got to get to him. 407 00:15:48,548 --> 00:15:49,716 Oh! 408 00:15:49,749 --> 00:15:52,185 Aiden, where are you? 409 00:15:52,219 --> 00:15:53,720 Aiden! 410 00:15:53,753 --> 00:15:55,422 [Suspenseful music playing] 411 00:15:55,455 --> 00:15:58,291 Aiden, D-Denise is coming back today. 412 00:15:58,325 --> 00:16:00,293 She's gonna be your new mommy. 413 00:16:00,327 --> 00:16:02,029 Won't that be nice? 414 00:16:02,062 --> 00:16:07,234 [Music continues] 415 00:16:07,267 --> 00:16:09,069 Aiden? 416 00:16:09,102 --> 00:16:15,975 [Music continues] 417 00:16:18,311 --> 00:16:20,080 Oh, God. 418 00:16:20,113 --> 00:16:23,416 Aiden! 419 00:16:25,452 --> 00:16:27,254 [Door opens] Denise: Kevin! 420 00:16:27,287 --> 00:16:28,321 Hey, Denise, slow down. 421 00:16:28,355 --> 00:16:29,589 Kevin! Be careful! 422 00:16:30,723 --> 00:16:32,225 -Ugh. -Ugh. 423 00:16:32,259 --> 00:16:33,593 Kevin? 424 00:16:33,626 --> 00:16:34,594 [Sighs] 425 00:16:34,627 --> 00:16:36,663 Looks like we're too late. 426 00:16:36,696 --> 00:16:40,067 Yet, somehow, life goes on. 427 00:16:40,100 --> 00:16:41,701 Stan! Guys, he's not back here! 428 00:16:41,734 --> 00:16:43,736 The Ozark Mountain Daredevils. 429 00:16:43,770 --> 00:16:46,106 Let me tell you something about Mike Granda 430 00:16:46,139 --> 00:16:47,474 as your lead-guitar player -- Stan! 431 00:16:47,507 --> 00:16:50,177 Well, don't tell me a baby did all this. 432 00:16:50,210 --> 00:16:52,112 Well, now, Stan, it's a demon baby, 433 00:16:52,145 --> 00:16:54,247 so I'm pretty sure it can do whatever it wants. 434 00:16:54,281 --> 00:16:56,416 All right, so I am, uh... 435 00:16:56,449 --> 00:16:59,352 I'm an evil demon baby. 436 00:16:59,386 --> 00:17:01,488 Where do I go next? [Scoffs] 437 00:17:02,789 --> 00:17:04,591 I got an idea. 438 00:17:04,624 --> 00:17:06,093 What? 439 00:17:06,126 --> 00:17:07,194 I just watched you take that. 440 00:17:07,227 --> 00:17:09,529 I don't care. Denise! [Whistles] 441 00:17:09,562 --> 00:17:11,764 Huh. 442 00:17:11,798 --> 00:17:14,467 The old, abandoned baby gym. 443 00:17:14,501 --> 00:17:16,369 Should have known. 444 00:17:16,403 --> 00:17:19,072 Mr. Tynkle's Playland. 445 00:17:19,106 --> 00:17:21,408 "My Slayland." [Sinister music playing] 446 00:17:21,441 --> 00:17:23,643 Good thing he spelled it with a "Y." 447 00:17:23,676 --> 00:17:26,513 Otherwise, that wouldn't have worked. 448 00:17:26,546 --> 00:17:27,714 Hmm. 449 00:17:27,747 --> 00:17:31,084 [Music continues] 450 00:17:31,118 --> 00:17:35,188 All right. 451 00:17:35,222 --> 00:17:36,389 Stay close. 452 00:17:36,423 --> 00:17:41,394 [Music continues] 453 00:17:41,428 --> 00:17:42,529 Ew. 454 00:17:42,562 --> 00:17:44,597 [Music continues] 455 00:17:44,631 --> 00:17:45,798 God. 456 00:17:45,832 --> 00:17:48,101 [Music continues] 457 00:17:48,135 --> 00:17:49,136 [Gasps] 458 00:17:49,169 --> 00:17:52,272 Ohh! 459 00:17:52,305 --> 00:17:54,641 Binky. Denise: Ugh. 460 00:17:54,674 --> 00:17:56,609 Eugh. 461 00:17:56,643 --> 00:17:59,679 [Music continues] 462 00:17:59,712 --> 00:18:01,248 What do we got? 463 00:18:01,281 --> 00:18:03,183 Ugh. 464 00:18:03,216 --> 00:18:04,851 Easy. 465 00:18:04,884 --> 00:18:08,155 Easy. 466 00:18:08,188 --> 00:18:10,857 Ohh, God. 467 00:18:10,890 --> 00:18:14,227 This is, like, instant birth control. 468 00:18:14,261 --> 00:18:15,262 Ugh. 469 00:18:15,295 --> 00:18:17,664 All right. 470 00:18:17,697 --> 00:18:20,800 Ohh. 471 00:18:20,833 --> 00:18:23,603 Oh, my God. 472 00:18:23,636 --> 00:18:25,172 They've been swaddled. 473 00:18:25,205 --> 00:18:29,609 [Music continues] 474 00:18:29,642 --> 00:18:31,211 Evie: Kevin! 475 00:18:31,244 --> 00:18:32,512 Kevin? 476 00:18:32,545 --> 00:18:36,149 Kevin! 477 00:18:36,183 --> 00:18:38,385 Kill me. 478 00:18:38,418 --> 00:18:41,454 If it's what you really want. 479 00:18:41,488 --> 00:18:43,790 I-I'm gonna need to use your gun. 480 00:18:43,823 --> 00:18:45,292 What? No. 481 00:18:45,325 --> 00:18:47,660 We got to get him down. 482 00:18:48,561 --> 00:18:50,530 You should know up front, 483 00:18:50,563 --> 00:18:51,864 this isn't your fault, 484 00:18:51,898 --> 00:18:55,802 but if you do choose to live the rest of your life in shame, 485 00:18:55,835 --> 00:18:57,870 no one here will blame you. 486 00:18:57,904 --> 00:19:00,207 [Sobs] 487 00:19:00,240 --> 00:19:02,542 Stan: Yes, Kev, cry. 488 00:19:02,575 --> 00:19:03,910 Be ashamed of yourself. 489 00:19:03,943 --> 00:19:08,881 So...much...mucus. 490 00:19:08,915 --> 00:19:10,550 We're gonna get you out of here. 491 00:19:10,583 --> 00:19:11,584 Here we go. 492 00:19:11,618 --> 00:19:12,619 There we go. [Grunts] 493 00:19:12,652 --> 00:19:13,620 All right. 494 00:19:13,653 --> 00:19:15,288 [Moans] Okay. 495 00:19:15,322 --> 00:19:16,856 [Groans] 496 00:19:16,889 --> 00:19:18,491 Aw. 497 00:19:18,525 --> 00:19:21,361 I told you that baby was trying to kill me. 498 00:19:21,394 --> 00:19:22,662 Well, now -- now, Kevin, 499 00:19:22,695 --> 00:19:24,197 it's, uh -- it's not a baby. 500 00:19:24,231 --> 00:19:25,765 It's a demon. 501 00:19:25,798 --> 00:19:27,434 [Growl] 502 00:19:27,467 --> 00:19:28,668 Whatever it is... 503 00:19:28,701 --> 00:19:30,603 [Sinister music playing] ...it's back. 504 00:19:30,637 --> 00:19:31,804 [Evie breathing heavily] 505 00:19:31,838 --> 00:19:33,540 I'm getting out. [Growling] 506 00:19:33,573 --> 00:19:34,841 -No! -Kevin! 507 00:19:34,874 --> 00:19:36,743 [Kevin screaming] 508 00:19:36,776 --> 00:19:39,212 Uh... Denise: [Whimpering] Kevin? 509 00:19:39,246 --> 00:19:40,947 W-Wait! D-Denise! 510 00:19:40,980 --> 00:19:43,416 Uh, it thinks that Kevin's trying to steal you away from it. 511 00:19:43,450 --> 00:19:44,784 You got to be horrible to it. 512 00:19:44,817 --> 00:19:46,286 Say terrible things, act like you hate it. 513 00:19:46,319 --> 00:19:48,355 Okay. A-Aiden, I hate you! [Hisses] 514 00:19:48,388 --> 00:19:50,223 -Aah! -Hey, kid! 515 00:19:50,257 --> 00:19:53,626 Denise told me you're a shitty baby and a total choad. 516 00:19:53,660 --> 00:19:55,262 [Screeches] 517 00:19:55,295 --> 00:19:57,297 [Screams] 518 00:19:57,330 --> 00:19:58,831 [Thud] 519 00:19:58,865 --> 00:20:00,333 [Gagging] 520 00:20:00,367 --> 00:20:01,668 Shoot it now! 521 00:20:01,701 --> 00:20:03,370 ** 522 00:20:03,403 --> 00:20:05,238 [Rattle jingles] Grace? 523 00:20:05,272 --> 00:20:06,506 [Giggles] 524 00:20:06,539 --> 00:20:09,442 Uh, am I just seeing things, 525 00:20:09,476 --> 00:20:11,544 or did that creature just turn into my daughter? 526 00:20:11,578 --> 00:20:15,348 Stan: No, no, it's turning into what we love to gain our affection. 527 00:20:15,382 --> 00:20:17,984 Now she looks like hockey great Gordie Howe. 528 00:20:18,017 --> 00:20:20,287 [Gagging] 529 00:20:20,320 --> 00:20:23,790 That's not Gordie Howe. It's my high-school jug band. 530 00:20:23,823 --> 00:20:24,991 [Blows on jug] 531 00:20:25,024 --> 00:20:26,826 ** 532 00:20:26,859 --> 00:20:29,262 [Echoing] Mommy, I want to go home. 533 00:20:29,296 --> 00:20:30,463 [Gagging continues] 534 00:20:30,497 --> 00:20:32,432 Uh, okay, sweetie. 535 00:20:32,465 --> 00:20:34,301 We're gonna do that. Okay? 536 00:20:34,334 --> 00:20:36,303 I just need you right now... 537 00:20:36,336 --> 00:20:37,370 [Gun cocks] 538 00:20:37,404 --> 00:20:39,772 ...to hold very, very still. 539 00:20:39,806 --> 00:20:41,774 I love you, Mommy. 540 00:20:41,808 --> 00:20:45,011 Very, very still. 541 00:20:45,044 --> 00:20:46,279 [Gunshot] [Rattle shatters] 542 00:20:46,313 --> 00:20:48,681 [Gurgling] 543 00:20:48,715 --> 00:20:51,050 [Splatter] 544 00:20:51,083 --> 00:20:54,454 Good God. What is it? 545 00:20:54,487 --> 00:20:56,989 It smells like... 546 00:20:57,023 --> 00:20:58,725 bouquet of horse penises. 547 00:20:58,758 --> 00:21:00,527 [Siren wailing] Ugh. 548 00:21:00,560 --> 00:21:02,629 That's Leon. 549 00:21:03,963 --> 00:21:06,699 Kevin, can I ask you something? 550 00:21:06,733 --> 00:21:07,700 Sure. 551 00:21:07,734 --> 00:21:08,468 [Sentimental music plays] 552 00:21:08,501 --> 00:21:11,438 Were you really in a jug band? 553 00:21:11,471 --> 00:21:13,706 You know I was. 554 00:21:13,740 --> 00:21:15,842 Nice. 555 00:21:16,743 --> 00:21:19,579 We were called N-Nice Jugs. 556 00:21:19,612 --> 00:21:20,747 Oh. 557 00:21:22,382 --> 00:21:23,850 Did I ruin it?