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[Honky-tonk playing]

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You know what I despise most
about Willard's Mill?

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The blasted
superstitions.

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I'm "cursed"
because I'm the Sheriff?

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Rubbish!

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All this demon nonsense is
a load of --

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if you'll pardon my language --
succotash.

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**

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Sweet corn, who's that?

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Whiskey.

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[Sighs]

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**

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Obliged.

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Ahh.

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You strike me
as a most unfantastic

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and earthy individual.

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Might I entreat you
to converse a spell?

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**

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And that is how
I became friends with a boat.

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Oh, it appears dawn's
first light approacheth.

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Whoa. Best not
to drink and ride.

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[Chuckles]

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[Belches]

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**

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...but to witness
a human child being vomited

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out of a woman's pudendum,
[chuckling]

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you can't tell me God
doesn't have a sense of humor.

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**

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Where did you go?

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**

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[Stomach growls]

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I believe the 3:10 to Yuma
is arriving early.

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Oh, dear.

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[Twigs snap, horse neighs]

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Is someone there?

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Hmm.

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[Sighs]

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Oh, dear.

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[Horse snorts]

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I say! Who's there?!

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Is someone vexing me?!

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[Galloping]

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[Screams]

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**

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**

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[Line ringing]

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[Whispering] Dammit, Kenny.

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Could you just --
just pick up the --

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Pick up the phone!

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One-night stand?

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Barret,
where do you get off

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changing
the police scanner codes?

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Okay, A,
you're checking up on me?

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And, B, I just used
the actual codes,

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not the ones
you made up, so...

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Mine were easier
to remember.

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1-1-1 was young kids
about to start trouble,

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2-2-2 were old people
bitchin' about shit,

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and 3-3-3 were dogs banging
in the ballpark.

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Kadow!

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Stan, I'm not in the mood.

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My ex is late
bringing back Grace,

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and I am
this close to losing it.

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Well, just slap a transponder
on his vehicle,

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you'll know
exactly where he is.

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Well, that would be
an abuse of power.

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So is blasting homeless people
with bug spray.

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Mommy! Mommy!

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There she is!

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Hey, baby doll!

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Come here.
Let me see you.

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Oh, I missed you.

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You can all relax.

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Kenny is here.

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Mom, you have to come out
and meet Daffodil!

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Ooh! Daffodil?

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Oh.

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You might want
to start stocking up

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on some of that
"World's Greatest Dad" merch.

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What are you
going to do?

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You're going to keep a pony
at your apartment in Boston?

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I believe you're the one
that lives in the country.

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You unbelievable jackass.

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You bought her a pony
without checking with me first?

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She said I was
the greatest dad ever.

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Oh!

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[Chuckling]
Right, I forgot.

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It's all about you!

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It's never about her,
it's always about you!

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Every time,
everything -- you.

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Okay, honey, it's just, you
know, sometimes parents fight.

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And it doesn't mean
they don't love each other.

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You know, you two
are gonna get along great.

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Terrific car,
Camaro.
Yeah.

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Used to call them
"Detroit Diamonds."

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Tamin' the pavement
with an eight-cylinder backhand?

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Oh, it's
the motorcycle of cars.

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You wanna grab a beer?

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[Chuckles]

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Yeehaw!

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[Horn honks]
Out of my way!

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Her fault.

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[Horse snorts]

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All right. Well, I think we have
ourselves a...post.

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And yet, this remains,
which will haunt me forever.

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[Horse snorts]

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Okay. You got me.
[Chuckles]

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Denise!
Are you okay?

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Did you really think
a pony was just gonna

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gallop into this town
without me knowing?

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What did I miss?

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Well, uh...
he ate a magazine.

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Oh, no, no, no.

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This back yard is
way too big for a pony.

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We don't want him
to feel small.

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[Gasps]
We should build

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a whole pony-sized town
to boost his self-confidence!

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Hey, little guy.

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You're gonna be
the mayor of Ponytown!

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I'm gonna get the tools.

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I got a bad feeling
about this.

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[Snorting]

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**

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**

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[Twig snaps, horse neighs]

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**

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[Footsteps, horse neighs]

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**

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[Woman screams]

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**

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Can I tell you
something Stan?

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I'm here
to win Evie back.

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You sure you want
another bite of that apple?

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What can I say?
She makes me whole.

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Also, I gotta get back
on her insurance.

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Doctor says all my back teeth
are about to crumble.

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Just a matter of time,
he said.

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You got a game plan?

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I think I can do it.

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Hey, is there any cheap motels
around here?

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Oh, no, I won't hear of it.
Hell, why don't you

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just crash in my daughter's room
for a few days?

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What about your daughter?

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Oh, no, she never sleeps
in her own bed.

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She's always in that old
tire swing out by the tree.

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Woke up one morning, we found
a dead owl right on her belly.

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She didn't even notice it.

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Good kid, though.

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["Lonesome Trail" playing]

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**

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* Whistlin' along
on the Lonesome Trail *

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* Yippe ty-yo yippie-yi-ay

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[Squelching and horse whinnying]

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**

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* Yippe ty-yo yippie-yi-ay

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**

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**

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[Man screams]

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* Yippe ty-yo yippie-yi-ay

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* Yippe ty-yo

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* Yippie-yi-ay

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Daffodil?

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[Whistles]
Here, horsey, horse.

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Oh, Grace is gonna kill me.

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Daffodil!
Evening, ma'am.

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Jesus!

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[Laughs]
My apologies.

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I did not mean
to spook you.

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Then I would recommend less
sneaking up on me.

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Can I help you,
here in my private yard?

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Well, I believe you can.

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Now, seems
you're minus a pony,

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and I barely missed one
with my truck about a mile back.

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Seemed I swerved
and ended up in a ditch,

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so I was wondering
if you'd call a tow truck?

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Oh, God. Absolutely.
I'm so sorry.

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Ponywise,
did you happen to see

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which direction
it was headed?

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Oh, you don't have to
go lookin' for him.

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Well, he'll come back
on his own. [Chuckles]

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That's the pony code.

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[Cellphone ringing]

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The pony...code.

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Excuse me.

185
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Yeah.

186
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It's Leon.

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There's been a murder.

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What?

189
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And something tells me
the thread count of these sheets

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is 6-6-6.

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Okay. Be right there.

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[Cellphone beeps]

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I got to go.

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All right.

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I'm gonna call you that truck
from the car.
[Chuckles]

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Calling the truck
from a car.

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Modern women.
[Laughs]

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Doh!

199
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Well, now, Leon, this --
this isn't a murder.

200
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Look at those bite marks.
This is an animal attack.

201
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Maybe that's what the killer
wants you to think?

202
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Here, look at this.

203
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What am I looking at?

204
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That's my rendering
of the suspect.

205
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Why does he have
big, bushy sideburns?

206
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Why does any man, Evie?

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It's a sign of power.

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All right, listen --
We got to call the meat wagon

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and, uh...all of these got to go
back through the wash.

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[Music playing]

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Man: You're watching
"Bowling for Parole,"

212
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where convicted felons
risk a double-or-nothing...

213
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Hey. Stan.

214
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I tried calling, but,
of course you didn't --

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[Gasps]

216
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Why is he here?

217
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Kenny? He's just crashing
out here for a few days.

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Great guy.

219
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Big mistake
lettin' that one go.

220
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Okay, you really need to stay
out of my personal life.

221
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What makes you think
this is all about you?

222
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Maybe I'm just fed up
with all the women in this dump.

223
00:10:00,668 --> 00:10:02,636
Kenny's a guy. I'm a guy.
We're guys.

224
00:10:02,670 --> 00:10:04,838
We went shopping
for cargo shorts yesterday.

225
00:10:04,872 --> 00:10:06,640
We were in and out
in 30 seconds.

226
00:10:06,674 --> 00:10:08,842
No tryin' 'em on,
no pricin' 'em.

227
00:10:08,876 --> 00:10:12,079
We just grabbed 'em, paid,
and got lost like men.

228
00:10:12,112 --> 00:10:13,113
Aah!

229
00:10:13,146 --> 00:10:14,915
Well, you mean like men
in matching...shorts.

230
00:10:14,948 --> 00:10:16,383
Do you love
the pockets?

231
00:10:19,052 --> 00:10:22,790
You know, Stan, I was going to
tell you about an animal attack,

232
00:10:22,823 --> 00:10:24,925
and like, ask you some questions
about a weird guy I met,

233
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but you know what?
I can see

234
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you've got your hands full,
so have fun.

235
00:10:29,096 --> 00:10:30,197
Ugh.

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00:10:30,230 --> 00:10:31,431
[Door opens, shuts]

237
00:10:31,464 --> 00:10:33,166
[Pins clatter]
Gutter ball!

238
00:10:35,836 --> 00:10:37,838
Denise: Oh, boy.

239
00:10:37,871 --> 00:10:40,073
Oh, Ponytown.

240
00:10:40,107 --> 00:10:42,976
Ah.
It's gonna be magnificent.

241
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So many ponies.

242
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Oh!
You found him.

243
00:10:46,279 --> 00:10:48,882
Oh, he came home
at 5:47 this morning.

244
00:10:48,916 --> 00:10:50,150
He came --

245
00:10:50,183 --> 00:10:51,118
How would you...?

246
00:10:52,920 --> 00:10:54,454
Never mind.
Nothing.

247
00:10:54,487 --> 00:10:56,123
[Panting]
Sugar Melons!

248
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Ah. Uhh...

249
00:10:57,424 --> 00:10:59,359
Sugar Melons!

250
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I have to
tell you something.

251
00:11:02,229 --> 00:11:04,064
I'm moving
to Willard's Mill.
[Horse snorts]

252
00:11:04,097 --> 00:11:06,366
I want to put the Barret band
back together.

253
00:11:06,399 --> 00:11:09,803
Did you forget
you're engaged?

254
00:11:09,837 --> 00:11:11,238
She's not the one.

255
00:11:11,271 --> 00:11:13,140
So she dumped you?

256
00:11:13,173 --> 00:11:16,176
I prefer to think
that I let her dump me,

257
00:11:16,209 --> 00:11:18,245
but it did come
as a big surprise.

258
00:11:18,278 --> 00:11:23,050
Well, Kenny...
this is never going to happen.

259
00:11:23,083 --> 00:11:25,886
I've never been afraid
of a challenge.

260
00:11:25,919 --> 00:11:27,420
Except when
there are stakes.

261
00:11:27,454 --> 00:11:29,790
Kenny, the toothpaste is
out of the tube, okay?

262
00:11:29,823 --> 00:11:31,324
And the reason the toothpaste is
out of the tube

263
00:11:31,358 --> 00:11:34,394
is because the toothpaste
had sex with our neighbor.

264
00:11:34,427 --> 00:11:36,997
Everybody
needs toothpaste.

265
00:11:37,030 --> 00:11:38,866
What are you --
That was not an invitation!

266
00:11:38,899 --> 00:11:40,968
Ugh!
So, what are you saying?

267
00:11:41,001 --> 00:11:43,436
What you're saying?
The answer is no!

268
00:11:43,470 --> 00:11:45,038
No! What --
What is it?!

269
00:11:45,072 --> 00:11:46,774
[Horse snorting]

270
00:11:50,844 --> 00:11:52,112
And don't hang dog!

271
00:11:52,145 --> 00:11:56,817
[ Voice breaking ] I'm not!
This is how I walk now.

272
00:11:56,850 --> 00:11:58,852
[Snorts]

273
00:12:00,921 --> 00:12:03,056
Man:
Why don't you love me, Daphne?

274
00:12:03,090 --> 00:12:05,125
Denise, I've told you
1,000 times

275
00:12:05,158 --> 00:12:06,860
that the only chick flick
allowed in this house

276
00:12:06,894 --> 00:12:10,764
is "Terminator...2."

277
00:12:10,798 --> 00:12:12,132
Exactly what
is going on here?

278
00:12:12,165 --> 00:12:14,835
Just having
a little "me" time.

279
00:12:14,868 --> 00:12:18,438
Things did not go so well
with Eve today, and I --

280
00:12:18,471 --> 00:12:20,373
[Sobs]
I just...

281
00:12:20,407 --> 00:12:24,845
[Crying]
She rejected me again!

282
00:12:24,878 --> 00:12:26,279
Because you're gay?

283
00:12:26,313 --> 00:12:28,281
I'm not -- not gay.

284
00:12:28,315 --> 00:12:30,217
You're crying,
aren't ya?

285
00:12:30,250 --> 00:12:32,786
You're right.
I'm a big baby!

286
00:12:32,820 --> 00:12:35,455
I'm a big, gay baby!

287
00:12:35,488 --> 00:12:37,190
Change my diaper!

288
00:12:39,159 --> 00:12:40,527
Kenny.
Huh?

289
00:12:40,560 --> 00:12:43,196
If these quarters
are too cramped for you,

290
00:12:43,230 --> 00:12:45,966
you're more than welcome
to go live in the yard.

291
00:12:45,999 --> 00:12:48,435
[TV playing indistinctly]

292
00:12:51,471 --> 00:12:53,974
**

293
00:12:54,007 --> 00:12:57,177
Well, have you happened
to hear anybody

294
00:12:57,210 --> 00:12:59,546
kind of talking about
maybe seeing something strange

295
00:12:59,579 --> 00:13:03,851
like a strange animal
in the woods or in their yard?

296
00:13:03,884 --> 00:13:05,853
Well, hello there.

297
00:13:05,886 --> 00:13:07,821
Hello...you.

298
00:13:07,855 --> 00:13:09,923
Whiskey straight up!

299
00:13:09,957 --> 00:13:12,926
And a Shirley Temple
for the little lady.

300
00:13:12,960 --> 00:13:16,029
Uh, no. This lady's not little,
and she's leaving.

301
00:13:16,063 --> 00:13:18,999
Yeah. You okay?
You seem on edge.

302
00:13:19,032 --> 00:13:21,168
I'm fine.

303
00:13:21,201 --> 00:13:22,936
Are you?

304
00:13:22,970 --> 00:13:25,438
You're having man trouble.
I can tell.
[Scoffs]

305
00:13:25,472 --> 00:13:28,175
Right? Someone's come back
into your life.

306
00:13:28,208 --> 00:13:31,278
You have mixed feelings.

307
00:13:31,311 --> 00:13:32,913
My feelings are not mixed.

308
00:13:32,946 --> 00:13:38,318
Well, somewhere,
there's a lucky ol' cowpoke

309
00:13:38,351 --> 00:13:44,057
who's gonna be putting a ring
on that finger one day.

310
00:13:44,091 --> 00:13:46,226
I've actually had a ring
on that finger,

311
00:13:46,259 --> 00:13:48,595
and it was like
the Hindenburg met the Titanic,

312
00:13:48,628 --> 00:13:51,865
and they had a baby,
and that baby was Kanye West.

313
00:13:51,899 --> 00:13:52,632
Nice to see you, Rusty.

314
00:13:52,665 --> 00:13:55,335
I will see ya
around the barnyard.

315
00:13:55,368 --> 00:14:00,240
**

316
00:14:00,273 --> 00:14:02,943
I mean, I only grow hair
under the one armpit,

317
00:14:02,976 --> 00:14:06,513
but that doesn't make me
a monster.

318
00:14:06,546 --> 00:14:07,214
I'm gonna grab another bottle
of Rosé.

319
00:14:07,247 --> 00:14:09,449
Kenster. Kenster.
Kenster.

320
00:14:09,482 --> 00:14:11,218
Now, listen.

321
00:14:11,251 --> 00:14:14,988
This whole thing has been
a real barrel of --

322
00:14:15,022 --> 00:14:17,324
I just don't think
it's working out.

323
00:14:17,357 --> 00:14:18,926
That's all.

324
00:14:18,959 --> 00:14:20,293
Come on, Stan.
We're bros.

325
00:14:20,327 --> 00:14:22,562
Yeah, look it --
There is a super-snazzy

326
00:14:22,595 --> 00:14:25,165
Red Roof Inn
just down the road.

327
00:14:25,198 --> 00:14:27,200
You said it burned down.

328
00:14:27,234 --> 00:14:28,435
Not all of it.

329
00:14:32,405 --> 00:14:36,043
I left the new issue of "Jugs"
in the crapper!

330
00:14:36,076 --> 00:14:40,280
There's a Q&A with Hal Needham
that'll blow your mind!

331
00:14:40,313 --> 00:14:42,482
Daffodil!

332
00:14:42,515 --> 00:14:43,383
Every night.

333
00:14:43,416 --> 00:14:45,352
Over here.

334
00:14:45,385 --> 00:14:47,054
God!
What do you want?

335
00:14:47,087 --> 00:14:49,422
Well, you seemed upset
when you left the bar,

336
00:14:49,456 --> 00:14:51,925
and I was afraid
I had offended you.

337
00:14:51,959 --> 00:14:55,362
So, I went out,
and I got these.

338
00:14:55,395 --> 00:14:56,529
Ohh.

339
00:14:56,563 --> 00:15:01,101
Okay, Evie,
here's my final offer.

340
00:15:01,134 --> 00:15:02,970
Who's this?

341
00:15:03,003 --> 00:15:05,305
Is that him?
What?

342
00:15:05,338 --> 00:15:07,307
I'm not "him," you're "him."
Who's this him?

343
00:15:07,340 --> 00:15:09,509
Neither one of you
is anyone,

344
00:15:09,542 --> 00:15:11,278
and you both need to leave
right now!

345
00:15:11,311 --> 00:15:14,982
Okay, if that's the way
you want it, I'm out of here...

346
00:15:15,015 --> 00:15:16,683
in a couple days.

347
00:15:16,716 --> 00:15:18,351
Meantime,
can I crash on your porch?

348
00:15:18,385 --> 00:15:19,586
No!

349
00:15:19,619 --> 00:15:21,321
Ugh!
[Sighs]

350
00:15:23,156 --> 00:15:25,258
Ohh!

351
00:15:25,292 --> 00:15:26,459
Guh!

352
00:15:26,493 --> 00:15:32,065
**

353
00:15:32,099 --> 00:15:34,101
Well, maybe I'll just sleep
behind your trash cans,

354
00:15:34,134 --> 00:15:35,368
and you won't even know!

355
00:15:35,402 --> 00:15:37,537
**

356
00:15:37,570 --> 00:15:38,638
[Grunts]

357
00:15:38,671 --> 00:15:40,373
Sweet ride.
Oh!

358
00:15:40,407 --> 00:15:42,575
Detroit Diamond.

359
00:15:42,609 --> 00:15:44,444
Hells to the yeah.

360
00:15:44,477 --> 00:15:49,516
Hey, sorry about what happened
back there, man.

361
00:15:49,549 --> 00:15:51,384
Hey.

362
00:15:51,418 --> 00:15:54,687
Bros before...yeah.

363
00:15:54,721 --> 00:15:55,722
Yeah.

364
00:15:58,558 --> 00:16:04,064
What do you say I make it up
to you and buy you a beer?

365
00:16:04,097 --> 00:16:05,732
Can I have two?

366
00:16:05,765 --> 00:16:06,966
Yeah.

367
00:16:08,768 --> 00:16:11,071
That's the best offer
I've had all day.

368
00:16:11,104 --> 00:16:12,705
[Coughs]

369
00:16:12,739 --> 00:16:15,342
Why don't you get in here?
All right.

370
00:16:15,375 --> 00:16:18,611
**

371
00:16:18,645 --> 00:16:21,548
[Clears throat]

372
00:16:21,581 --> 00:16:22,582
'Sup?

373
00:16:24,217 --> 00:16:26,286
[Scoffs]

374
00:16:31,491 --> 00:16:34,327
[TV playing]

375
00:16:34,361 --> 00:16:36,063
The only person allowed
to walk through that door

376
00:16:36,096 --> 00:16:39,166
without knocking is Fonzie,
and you damn-sure ain't Fonzie.

377
00:16:39,199 --> 00:16:40,367
Is Kenny still here?

378
00:16:40,400 --> 00:16:42,302
Nah, I had to
nip that one in the bud.

379
00:16:42,335 --> 00:16:43,370
You broke up
with him, too?

380
00:16:43,403 --> 00:16:45,572
Oh, we still text.
Oh, no.

381
00:16:45,605 --> 00:16:47,274
Why the hell
do you give two craps?

382
00:16:47,307 --> 00:16:48,641
Kenny's not...perfect.

383
00:16:48,675 --> 00:16:51,111
But, you know,
he is Grace's dad.

384
00:16:51,144 --> 00:16:53,246
And he just makes
some really stupid decisions

385
00:16:53,280 --> 00:16:54,647
when he's really upset.

386
00:16:54,681 --> 00:16:57,250
[Cellphone rings]
Oh.

387
00:16:57,284 --> 00:16:58,218
Yeah?

388
00:16:58,251 --> 00:17:00,087
We just got the results
back from the lab.

389
00:17:00,120 --> 00:17:01,754
Those bite marks?

390
00:17:01,788 --> 00:17:03,823
The lab says
the saliva comes from --

391
00:17:03,856 --> 00:17:07,494
are you ready for this --
a pony.

392
00:17:07,527 --> 00:17:10,530
Uh, are you saying
a pony committed these murders?

393
00:17:10,563 --> 00:17:12,799
No, I was thinking more of a man
with giant teeth

394
00:17:12,832 --> 00:17:17,170
who makes pony saliva,
but that -- that might work.

395
00:17:17,204 --> 00:17:18,138
Wait a minute.

396
00:17:18,171 --> 00:17:19,706
What was your name again?

397
00:17:19,739 --> 00:17:21,608
Ponyman.

398
00:17:21,641 --> 00:17:24,644
Russel Horseguy Ponyman.

399
00:17:24,677 --> 00:17:26,613
Mm.

400
00:17:26,646 --> 00:17:28,448
Oh, God. Stan!

401
00:17:28,481 --> 00:17:29,549
Grab me a beer,
will ya?

402
00:17:29,582 --> 00:17:31,084
I think Kenny's
in trouble.

403
00:17:31,118 --> 00:17:33,220
Intrigued, old chum.

404
00:17:33,253 --> 00:17:35,422
I don't want
to have to do this.

405
00:17:35,455 --> 00:17:37,124
[Sighs]

406
00:17:37,157 --> 00:17:38,858
All right,
his car is at Old Country Road 4

407
00:17:38,891 --> 00:17:40,560
and Arrowhead.
What's there?

408
00:17:40,593 --> 00:17:43,863
How the hell do you know
where his car is?

409
00:17:43,896 --> 00:17:46,199
[Mumbling] I may have put
a transponder on his car.

410
00:17:46,233 --> 00:17:49,369
[Laughs] Evelyn Barret,
welcome to the bigs, baby.

411
00:17:49,402 --> 00:17:51,638
Thank you. Can you -- Can we --
Can we just...?

412
00:17:51,671 --> 00:17:53,640
I was gonna make
some kettle corn.

413
00:17:53,673 --> 00:17:56,876
Stan?!
Oh, for the love
of Christ.

414
00:17:56,909 --> 00:17:58,611
Thank you!
Dear God!

415
00:17:58,645 --> 00:17:59,612
Ugh!

416
00:17:59,646 --> 00:18:02,349
Well, is --
is no one going to say goodbye?

417
00:18:02,382 --> 00:18:09,389
**

418
00:18:12,259 --> 00:18:14,694
What happened?

419
00:18:14,727 --> 00:18:15,828
Where am I?

420
00:18:15,862 --> 00:18:18,331
End of the trail,
partner.

421
00:18:18,365 --> 00:18:20,200
Oh, hey, hoss.

422
00:18:20,233 --> 00:18:22,369
Did I blackout already?

423
00:18:22,402 --> 00:18:26,706
I admit,
I fell for Evie hard.

424
00:18:26,739 --> 00:18:29,209
Like a newborn colt
nuzzling its mama.

425
00:18:29,242 --> 00:18:33,680
But you keep
mucking everything up.

426
00:18:33,713 --> 00:18:35,248
All right.

427
00:18:35,282 --> 00:18:37,150
You win.
I'll admit it now.

428
00:18:37,184 --> 00:18:39,286
Untie me, and let's
go grab that beer.

429
00:18:39,319 --> 00:18:40,920
No can do.

430
00:18:40,953 --> 00:18:42,789
You're not gonna kill me,
are you?

431
00:18:42,822 --> 00:18:44,857
Me? [Chuckles]

432
00:18:44,891 --> 00:18:47,927
No, no, I'm no killer.

433
00:18:47,960 --> 00:18:49,796
But the pony?

434
00:18:49,829 --> 00:18:52,165
[Neighs]

435
00:18:52,199 --> 00:18:54,133
The pony needs blood.

436
00:18:56,636 --> 00:18:58,771
[Screaming]

437
00:18:58,805 --> 00:19:00,573
Oh, God!

438
00:19:00,607 --> 00:19:02,309
Don't do that!

439
00:19:08,815 --> 00:19:12,319
Aah!!

440
00:19:12,352 --> 00:19:14,387
Oh, God!

441
00:19:14,421 --> 00:19:15,255
I don't like this!

442
00:19:15,288 --> 00:19:18,625
Aah!

443
00:19:18,658 --> 00:19:19,959
Disgusting!

444
00:19:19,992 --> 00:19:21,561
Ohh!

445
00:19:21,594 --> 00:19:25,465
**

446
00:19:25,498 --> 00:19:27,667
Oh, no, no.

447
00:19:27,700 --> 00:19:29,436
[Whimpering]

448
00:19:29,469 --> 00:19:34,574
**

449
00:19:34,607 --> 00:19:36,209
Put your hooves
in the air!

450
00:19:36,243 --> 00:19:38,578
[Snorts]
Shoot it!

451
00:19:38,611 --> 00:19:40,680
Kill it!

452
00:19:40,713 --> 00:19:41,914
Are we sure its evil?

453
00:19:41,948 --> 00:19:44,384
Kill it! Or untie me,
and I'll kill it!

454
00:19:44,417 --> 00:19:48,388
Oh, I'm not gonna kill it.
Look at her eyes.

455
00:19:48,421 --> 00:19:50,357
You see, all the love
in the world

456
00:19:50,390 --> 00:19:54,527
lives inside
of a pony's eyes.

457
00:19:54,561 --> 00:19:57,664
Blow his head off!

458
00:19:57,697 --> 00:20:00,967
Hey, Kenny?
You know why I'm here?

459
00:20:01,000 --> 00:20:03,603
I changed my mind.

460
00:20:03,636 --> 00:20:05,972
I want to get the Barret band
back together.

461
00:20:06,005 --> 00:20:07,307
[Roars]

462
00:20:07,340 --> 00:20:08,808
Let's kill it.
Happy trails.

463
00:20:08,841 --> 00:20:11,278
[Snarling]

464
00:20:11,311 --> 00:20:15,982
**

465
00:20:16,015 --> 00:20:19,452
[Coughs]

466
00:20:19,486 --> 00:20:20,820
Ohh, Evie.

467
00:20:20,853 --> 00:20:22,655
[Gasping and coughing]

468
00:20:22,689 --> 00:20:28,295
I was supposed to kill you,
but I couldn't.

469
00:20:28,328 --> 00:20:30,330
Thank you...

470
00:20:30,363 --> 00:20:33,500
for the...carrots.

471
00:20:33,533 --> 00:20:35,802
**

472
00:20:35,835 --> 00:20:37,704
Here you go.

473
00:20:37,737 --> 00:20:41,774
[Groans]

474
00:20:41,808 --> 00:20:43,510
Did you really mean
what you said about us?

475
00:20:43,543 --> 00:20:46,813
Not even a little.

476
00:20:46,846 --> 00:20:50,016
[Groaning loudly]

477
00:20:50,049 --> 00:20:52,685
He comes on with the cool
and the sweet car,

478
00:20:52,719 --> 00:20:54,421
but it's all an act.

479
00:20:54,454 --> 00:20:56,489
So needy.

480
00:20:56,523 --> 00:20:58,057
[Chuckles]
And the weeping.

481
00:20:58,090 --> 00:21:01,628
Oh, Christ, don't even get me
started on the weeping.

482
00:21:01,661 --> 00:21:04,631
Hey, guys!
I got him!

483
00:21:04,664 --> 00:21:11,671
**

484
00:21:15,375 --> 00:21:17,977
It looks like you're
in the clear...

485
00:21:18,010 --> 00:21:19,479
this time!

486
00:21:23,082 --> 00:21:25,818
Fly straight, young man!

487
00:21:25,852 --> 00:21:30,056
**