1 00:00:06,200 --> 00:00:08,040 (TRAIN WHISTLE) 2 00:00:13,280 --> 00:00:15,120 (ENGINE DRONING) 3 00:00:55,160 --> 00:00:56,800 (CHEERING) 4 00:00:58,120 --> 00:00:59,560 -Here we go. -Hello! 5 00:00:59,600 --> 00:01:02,440 Greetings, everybody! Thank you. 6 00:01:02,480 --> 00:01:04,440 -Thanks very much. -Hello. 7 00:01:05,600 --> 00:01:07,640 JEREMY: Hello. Hello. 8 00:01:07,680 --> 00:01:09,280 -Hello, everybody. -Hello. 9 00:01:09,320 --> 00:01:11,120 (CHEERING CONTINUES) 10 00:01:11,160 --> 00:01:13,680 RICHARD: Thank you. Thank you. 11 00:01:13,720 --> 00:01:15,480 -JEREMY: Loud! -That's a big one. 12 00:01:15,520 --> 00:01:17,760 JEREMY: Thank you so much! 13 00:01:17,800 --> 00:01:22,240 Welcome. And in this edition of the world's most exciting motoring show... 14 00:01:23,720 --> 00:01:26,040 ..a maroon Skoda... 15 00:01:26,080 --> 00:01:29,080 ..a silver car of some sort... 16 00:01:29,120 --> 00:01:32,800 ..and an elderly German man says, "I don't like jumps." 17 00:01:32,840 --> 00:01:34,360 I-I don't like jumps. 18 00:01:35,720 --> 00:01:37,480 (CHEERING) 19 00:01:37,520 --> 00:01:40,640 -There's a lot. -It's a good one. Good one. 20 00:01:40,680 --> 00:01:43,640 And there's that diarrhoea-coloured Audi as well, isn't there? 21 00:01:43,680 --> 00:01:45,240 Yeah. Yeah, there's that. 22 00:01:45,280 --> 00:01:48,440 -And you kill a Chinese person. -(LAUGHTER) 23 00:01:48,480 --> 00:01:50,840 But we start with Lamborghini. 24 00:01:50,880 --> 00:01:53,120 They've just launched a more hard-core, 25 00:01:53,160 --> 00:01:55,720 more exciting version of the Huracán, 26 00:01:55,760 --> 00:01:58,920 and Richard Hammond was very keen to try it out. 27 00:01:58,960 --> 00:02:00,400 -I was. -Yeah, he was. 28 00:02:00,440 --> 00:02:02,680 So we put the air ambulance on standby... 29 00:02:02,720 --> 00:02:03,800 (LAUGHTER) 30 00:02:03,840 --> 00:02:04,960 ..and off he went. 31 00:02:15,960 --> 00:02:18,920 RICHARD: Here it is. 32 00:02:18,960 --> 00:02:22,200 It's called the Huracán Performante. 33 00:02:22,240 --> 00:02:27,560 And whereas the standard Huracán costs £155,000, 34 00:02:27,600 --> 00:02:32,240 this version comes in at £208,000. 35 00:02:32,280 --> 00:02:35,680 So what do you get for the extra £50,000? 36 00:02:45,520 --> 00:02:49,160 Well, to be honest, on paper, not a lot. 37 00:02:49,200 --> 00:02:51,360 You only get 29 more horsepower, 38 00:02:51,400 --> 00:02:55,160 up from 602 to 631. 39 00:02:55,200 --> 00:02:57,640 And 30 more torques. 40 00:02:57,680 --> 00:02:58,560 Hm. 41 00:03:01,600 --> 00:03:03,160 So, while the original 42 00:03:03,200 --> 00:03:06,320 tops out at 202 miles an hour, 43 00:03:06,360 --> 00:03:08,880 this can do, erm, the same. 44 00:03:11,120 --> 00:03:12,520 And the 0-60 time 45 00:03:12,560 --> 00:03:16,560 goes down by a whopping two tenths of a second, 46 00:03:16,600 --> 00:03:20,680 from 3.1 to 2.9. 47 00:03:20,720 --> 00:03:24,160 Now, admittedly, we are starting from a very high baseline, 48 00:03:24,200 --> 00:03:28,640 and you have probably just seen some pictures of a car going very fast. 49 00:03:28,680 --> 00:03:32,640 But... 55 grand more? 50 00:03:32,680 --> 00:03:34,560 When do you start seeing something for your money? 51 00:03:38,480 --> 00:03:42,480 Fortunately, in quite a few places. 52 00:03:42,520 --> 00:03:46,280 For starters, some proper work has gone into making the Performante 53 00:03:46,320 --> 00:03:49,760 look more dramatic than a normal Huracán. 54 00:03:49,800 --> 00:03:53,240 This car has much more of the get-your-camera-phone-out appeal 55 00:03:53,280 --> 00:03:55,280 you expect from a Lamborghini. 56 00:03:58,480 --> 00:04:01,640 I particularly like the material this wing's made from. 57 00:04:01,680 --> 00:04:05,000 It's actually chopped-up carbon fibre bonded in a resin. 58 00:04:05,040 --> 00:04:07,920 So not only does it look rather good, it's also very light. 59 00:04:07,960 --> 00:04:10,400 And because they've used it all over the place, 60 00:04:10,440 --> 00:04:13,440 they've shaved 40kg off the weight of the car. 61 00:04:13,480 --> 00:04:16,000 And you would notice that on a mountain road. 62 00:04:18,640 --> 00:04:22,400 And then we come to the soundtrack. 63 00:04:22,440 --> 00:04:27,000 Again, if we compare it to the standard car, the Huracán makes an OK noise. 64 00:04:27,040 --> 00:04:30,600 But the Performante comes with a new exhaust, and that... 65 00:04:30,640 --> 00:04:32,440 (REVVING) 66 00:04:32,480 --> 00:04:33,680 Oh-ho! 67 00:04:35,320 --> 00:04:36,480 That is awesome, that is! 68 00:04:39,600 --> 00:04:41,360 Love the sound of a V10. 69 00:04:46,160 --> 00:04:48,480 Like having 10,000 wolves at your back. 70 00:04:51,760 --> 00:04:53,080 (LAUGHS) 71 00:04:56,320 --> 00:05:01,360 But there's more to the Performante than just animalistic howling. 72 00:05:01,400 --> 00:05:06,000 The car is also equipped with something called Aerodinamica Lamborghini Attiva, 73 00:05:06,040 --> 00:05:07,720 or ALA for short. 74 00:05:07,760 --> 00:05:11,760 And what it claims to be is a very clever aerodynamic system. 75 00:05:13,600 --> 00:05:16,920 Basically, you have moving flaps in the front spoiler, 76 00:05:16,960 --> 00:05:23,000 and moving air ducts at the back that control the airflow to the rear wing. 77 00:05:23,040 --> 00:05:27,160 Now, if you want to go fast in a straight line, you need less downforce, 78 00:05:27,200 --> 00:05:31,320 so the ducts open so they direct more air under the wing. 79 00:05:31,360 --> 00:05:34,200 Right, so, fast in a straight line. 80 00:05:34,240 --> 00:05:37,640 That's as good an excuse for a gratuitous drag race as we've ever had. 81 00:05:39,240 --> 00:05:42,160 Just a shame there isn't some local motorist 82 00:05:42,200 --> 00:05:45,840 out for a drive in a Ferrari 458 Speciale, 83 00:05:45,880 --> 00:05:48,760 or... something... something that... 84 00:05:48,800 --> 00:05:50,040 Oh, what a stroke of luck! 85 00:05:54,960 --> 00:05:57,040 -Morning. -Fancy seeing you here. 86 00:05:57,080 --> 00:05:59,320 Yeah. To be honest, I was just out for a drive 87 00:05:59,360 --> 00:06:01,400 and I stopped to sort of, you know, 88 00:06:01,440 --> 00:06:03,840 marvel at the mystery and wonder of God's creation. 89 00:06:03,880 --> 00:06:06,160 Yeah. Well, I don't know if you're aware, 90 00:06:06,200 --> 00:06:09,840 but you happen to have pulled up on the start line of a drag race. 91 00:06:09,880 --> 00:06:11,120 -Have I? -Yeah. 92 00:06:13,040 --> 00:06:15,320 RICHARD: Seeing as our cars are so similar, 93 00:06:15,360 --> 00:06:18,920 would you mind accompanying me to the other end of this runway 94 00:06:18,960 --> 00:06:21,760 in a drag-race-type fashion? 95 00:06:21,800 --> 00:06:23,120 -Yeah, all right. -Excellent. 96 00:06:24,280 --> 00:06:25,640 Good. 97 00:06:25,680 --> 00:06:27,360 It's just worked out that way today. 98 00:06:27,400 --> 00:06:32,040 That's blind luck that that man happened to be in... 99 00:06:32,080 --> 00:06:35,360 in... in the logical competitor for this car. 100 00:06:38,440 --> 00:06:39,480 (REVVING) 101 00:06:58,880 --> 00:06:59,960 And we are away! 102 00:07:01,120 --> 00:07:04,080 Avanti! 103 00:07:04,120 --> 00:07:08,560 That aero now doing its business to make this thing as fast as possible... 104 00:07:08,600 --> 00:07:10,160 in a straight line. 105 00:07:10,200 --> 00:07:11,240 And, dear God! 106 00:07:13,240 --> 00:07:14,320 (LAUGHS) 107 00:07:16,880 --> 00:07:19,080 -Ha! -Oh, no! 108 00:07:19,120 --> 00:07:24,560 I beat the local man in his 458 Speciale, by some considerable margin. 109 00:07:28,080 --> 00:07:31,760 But the Lambo's clever aero system is equally impressive 110 00:07:31,800 --> 00:07:35,760 when you get to the end of a straight and arrive at a corner. 111 00:07:39,080 --> 00:07:41,200 (TYRES SQUEAL) 112 00:07:41,240 --> 00:07:43,240 Oh! 113 00:07:43,280 --> 00:07:46,000 As I go into a corner, I need more downforce to give me more grip. 114 00:07:52,440 --> 00:07:55,760 So the flaps and ducts are adjusting to do just that. 115 00:07:56,920 --> 00:07:58,680 (TYRES SQUEAL) 116 00:08:00,920 --> 00:08:03,160 It's pressing down, it's giving it grip. 117 00:08:04,640 --> 00:08:07,520 More than that, it can operate individual sides 118 00:08:07,560 --> 00:08:12,480 so it can work individual wheels mid-corner to dial up the grip. 119 00:08:14,160 --> 00:08:16,440 That's clever. Very, very clever. 120 00:08:18,120 --> 00:08:20,400 (TYRES SQUEAL) 121 00:08:20,440 --> 00:08:25,000 And let me give you some hard evidence of just how clever. 122 00:08:25,040 --> 00:08:29,360 The Porsche 918, my favourite out-of-this-world hypercar, 123 00:08:29,400 --> 00:08:33,200 went round the Nurburgring in six minutes and 57 seconds. 124 00:08:33,240 --> 00:08:35,840 This thing, five seconds quicker. 125 00:08:43,040 --> 00:08:48,960 As a driving machine, the Performante is one hell of an experience. 126 00:08:49,000 --> 00:08:52,200 But there's even more to it than that. 127 00:08:52,240 --> 00:08:55,360 What Lamborghini have done with this is hit a real sweet spot. 128 00:08:55,400 --> 00:08:57,800 It can corner like a race car 129 00:08:57,840 --> 00:09:00,640 and shatter trees with its engine noise, 130 00:09:00,680 --> 00:09:04,160 but it hasn't been turned into some hard-core track-day abomination. 131 00:09:04,200 --> 00:09:07,040 I've got air-con and Apple connecty stuff in here. 132 00:09:07,080 --> 00:09:10,880 In the comfort sense, it's very much like driving a standard Huracán. 133 00:09:13,160 --> 00:09:17,920 And that last point is why this car is so special. 134 00:09:17,960 --> 00:09:22,840 A lifetime ago, on a car show in a galaxy far, far away, 135 00:09:22,880 --> 00:09:27,880 I reviewed the original Huracán and was left feeling a bit sad 136 00:09:27,920 --> 00:09:31,760 because it lacked that drama, that thrill-delivery system 137 00:09:31,800 --> 00:09:34,560 that a Lamborghini should have and be. 138 00:09:36,520 --> 00:09:39,680 Well, finally it's here. The whole package is complete. 139 00:09:39,720 --> 00:09:43,280 This is what the Huracán should have been from the start. 140 00:09:46,720 --> 00:09:48,040 It's brilliant. 141 00:10:01,600 --> 00:10:03,000 (CHEERING) 142 00:10:03,040 --> 00:10:05,040 RICHARD: That was a really... amazing thing. 143 00:10:05,080 --> 00:10:08,880 I don't see how Ferrari always lose a race... 144 00:10:08,920 --> 00:10:12,200 when it's some punter's car, and when they provide the car, they win. 145 00:10:12,240 --> 00:10:13,440 RICHARD: Amazing, isn't it? 146 00:10:13,480 --> 00:10:15,280 I actually, erm... 147 00:10:15,320 --> 00:10:17,400 I drove a Performante the other day, 148 00:10:17,440 --> 00:10:19,640 and I pulled out to overtake a Peugeot, 149 00:10:19,680 --> 00:10:22,640 put my foot down, and the noise was so enormous 150 00:10:22,680 --> 00:10:26,520 I genuinely believed the engine had actually exploded. 151 00:10:26,560 --> 00:10:28,720 -(LAUGHTER) -I've never heard a sound like it. 152 00:10:28,760 --> 00:10:30,400 It is pretty loud. 153 00:10:30,440 --> 00:10:32,120 But it's not pretty loud, it's incredibly loud. 154 00:10:32,160 --> 00:10:35,520 It can't possibly pass any, you know, regulations. 155 00:10:35,560 --> 00:10:38,200 -It doesn't need to be, it's Italian. -It is Italian, that's true. 156 00:10:38,240 --> 00:10:40,080 It's also... It's also fantastic. 157 00:10:40,120 --> 00:10:43,000 I think I'm right in... No, I know I'm right in saying 158 00:10:43,040 --> 00:10:45,960 it's currently my favourite supercar of the moment. 159 00:10:46,000 --> 00:10:47,200 Oh, it's definitely mine. Supercar. 160 00:10:47,240 --> 00:10:48,920 Absolutely adorable, it really is. 161 00:10:48,960 --> 00:10:53,560 Anyway, we must now find how fast it goes round the Eboladrome. 162 00:10:55,240 --> 00:10:56,520 -(REVVING) -Come on, let's have it! 163 00:10:57,840 --> 00:10:59,480 JEREMY: And she's off! 164 00:10:59,520 --> 00:11:02,240 A searing start, and a ferocious howl 165 00:11:02,280 --> 00:11:06,120 as the Huracán powers onto the Isn't Straight. 166 00:11:06,160 --> 00:11:10,160 Grabbing at the gears to keep that amazing V10 on song. 167 00:11:10,200 --> 00:11:13,120 And carrying some serious speed through there. 168 00:11:13,160 --> 00:11:17,400 No let-up as she drives down towards Your Name Here. 169 00:11:19,120 --> 00:11:21,280 Despite being the hard-core model, 170 00:11:21,320 --> 00:11:24,760 the Performante is still four-wheel-drive like the standard Huracán. 171 00:11:24,800 --> 00:11:29,080 And that clearly translates into serious mechanical grip. 172 00:11:29,120 --> 00:11:35,080 Now, unleashing all 631 horsepower for the blast back down the Isn't. 173 00:11:35,120 --> 00:11:39,920 You really can't beat a normally-aspirated engine for sheer visceral wailing. 174 00:11:39,960 --> 00:11:41,960 It's superb. 175 00:11:42,000 --> 00:11:44,080 Old Lady's House. 176 00:11:44,120 --> 00:11:47,800 Grip, and that active aero trickery staving off understeer. 177 00:11:47,840 --> 00:11:50,960 On the bumpy run down to Substation. 178 00:11:51,000 --> 00:11:53,000 Is it going to be OK through there? 179 00:11:53,040 --> 00:11:57,360 Yep, absolutely no problem working the carbon-ceramic brakes. 180 00:11:57,400 --> 00:11:59,760 Flies round Field of Sheep and across the line! 181 00:11:59,800 --> 00:12:01,520 (CHEERING) 182 00:12:01,560 --> 00:12:03,920 -That looked good. That looked fast. -It looks quick. 183 00:12:03,960 --> 00:12:05,800 -Is it, though? -Yeah, that's it. 184 00:12:07,520 --> 00:12:09,680 -That was properly... darting. -It looked it. 185 00:12:09,720 --> 00:12:11,240 Anyway, 186 00:12:11,280 --> 00:12:13,280 we must now find out 187 00:12:13,320 --> 00:12:15,200 how far up the board 188 00:12:15,240 --> 00:12:16,680 the Huracán goes. 189 00:12:16,720 --> 00:12:19,600 RICHARD: Oh, hello. Oh, hang on. Oh-ho! 190 00:12:19,640 --> 00:12:22,520 -(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) -JEREMY: Bloody hell. 191 00:12:22,560 --> 00:12:27,440 One sixteen-eight - that's the fastest road-legal car we've ever had round there. 192 00:12:27,480 --> 00:12:29,920 -It's not road-legal. -It's Italian. 193 00:12:29,960 --> 00:12:32,200 -Same thing. -Everything in Italian's road-legal. 194 00:12:32,240 --> 00:12:36,560 Anyway, it is now time for us to plant some daffodils of opinion 195 00:12:36,600 --> 00:12:41,320 on the roundabout of chat at the end of Conversation Street. 196 00:12:41,360 --> 00:12:43,200 -(JAZZ MUSIC) -(LAUGHTER) 197 00:12:48,200 --> 00:12:49,160 Sorry. 198 00:12:50,760 --> 00:12:53,560 -(LAUGHTER) -So sorry. 199 00:12:53,600 --> 00:12:56,080 That's the best thing that's going to come out of your mouth 200 00:12:56,120 --> 00:12:57,440 for the next seven minutes. 201 00:12:58,680 --> 00:13:00,040 Ouch! 202 00:13:00,080 --> 00:13:03,520 So erm, conversation, sticking with supercars. 203 00:13:03,560 --> 00:13:07,440 Many new ones have arrived recently, and we have one here. 204 00:13:07,480 --> 00:13:10,360 If you have a look, that is the Devel Sixteen. 205 00:13:10,400 --> 00:13:14,600 Now, that's a 12.3-litre V16 quad-turbo engine. 206 00:13:14,640 --> 00:13:17,080 It's two Chevy engines glued together. 207 00:13:17,120 --> 00:13:22,560 And it has a top speed, according to the makers, of 320 miles an hour. 208 00:13:22,600 --> 00:13:24,040 (SCOFFS) Really? 209 00:13:24,080 --> 00:13:25,600 -Three hundred and-- -That's what they say. 210 00:13:25,640 --> 00:13:26,840 You can test that one, Hammond. 211 00:13:28,800 --> 00:13:31,200 -Three hundred and twenty? -That's what they say. 212 00:13:31,240 --> 00:13:33,160 Anyway, if you don't fancy the Devel Sixteen, 213 00:13:33,200 --> 00:13:37,800 you could try the Ikeya Formula IF-02RDS, 214 00:13:37,840 --> 00:13:41,200 the Apollo Intensa Emozione, 215 00:13:41,240 --> 00:13:44,160 the er, Dallara Stradale, 216 00:13:44,200 --> 00:13:46,920 the er, Aspark Owl. 217 00:13:46,960 --> 00:13:48,880 What? The what? Owl? 218 00:13:48,920 --> 00:13:51,800 -The Aspark Owl, yes. -You can't call a car an Owl. 219 00:13:51,840 --> 00:13:54,480 -(LAUGHTER) -JAMES: The Vencer Sarthe, 220 00:13:54,520 --> 00:13:56,640 the Arrinera Hussarya, 221 00:13:56,680 --> 00:13:59,600 the Mazzanti Evantra Millecavalli, 222 00:13:59,640 --> 00:14:02,040 and the Hennessey Venom. 223 00:14:02,080 --> 00:14:04,520 No, I'm sorry, this is just ridiculous. Seriously, they're all new supercars? 224 00:14:04,560 --> 00:14:06,680 -They're all new supercars. -That's absurd! 225 00:14:06,720 --> 00:14:08,720 -And then, from America... -Oh, God! 226 00:14:08,760 --> 00:14:13,520 ..there's the Glickenhaus SCG 004S. 227 00:14:13,560 --> 00:14:17,080 And from Denmark, the Zenvo TS1 GT. 228 00:14:17,120 --> 00:14:20,400 Right, we've got the idea. Every single person in the world has suddenly decided, 229 00:14:20,440 --> 00:14:22,400 "You know, I can make a supercar myself." 230 00:14:22,440 --> 00:14:23,840 Yeah, it looks that way. Yeah. 231 00:14:23,880 --> 00:14:25,800 The problem I've got with all of this is 232 00:14:25,840 --> 00:14:27,720 it's not like we're spoiled for choice already. 233 00:14:27,760 --> 00:14:29,680 I mean, you've got Ferrari, Lamborghini, 234 00:14:29,720 --> 00:14:33,600 you've got Bugatti, McLaren, Ford, even Audi. 235 00:14:33,640 --> 00:14:36,680 Yeah, but what if you want a supercar with no heritage 236 00:14:36,720 --> 00:14:38,120 that's built in someone's shed? 237 00:14:38,160 --> 00:14:40,120 If that's what you really want. 238 00:14:40,160 --> 00:14:42,480 -And that you can't get serviced anywhere. -RICHARD: Exactly. 239 00:14:42,520 --> 00:14:45,400 Did any car there appeal to anyone here? 240 00:14:45,440 --> 00:14:47,560 (CROWD MURMURS) 241 00:14:47,600 --> 00:14:50,160 You'd all rather have a Lamborghini Performante than anything there? 242 00:14:50,200 --> 00:14:52,440 So that's total failure for all those people. 243 00:14:52,480 --> 00:14:55,600 What you've just looked at there is 27 future bankruptcies. 244 00:14:55,640 --> 00:14:57,440 (LAUGHTER) 245 00:14:57,480 --> 00:15:01,640 Now, we have always argued that women, whatever they say, 246 00:15:01,680 --> 00:15:06,440 are impressed when a man performs a perfectly executed handbrake turn. 247 00:15:06,480 --> 00:15:08,960 Oh, it's absolutely true. 248 00:15:09,000 --> 00:15:11,120 We've all been watching Sir Attenborough's fish programme, haven't we, yeah? 249 00:15:11,160 --> 00:15:13,200 Yeah, Blue Planet . Unbelievable, OK? 250 00:15:13,240 --> 00:15:15,680 Now, the thing is, every single week you see, OK, 251 00:15:15,720 --> 00:15:17,880 man fish comes along with his lady fish there. 252 00:15:17,920 --> 00:15:22,040 Man fish can make his face swell up - it's huge - like a satellite dish. 253 00:15:22,080 --> 00:15:24,200 Lady fish: "I'm not bothered. I'm not bothered." 254 00:15:24,240 --> 00:15:26,440 -But she is. She is. -RICHARD: Yeah. 255 00:15:26,480 --> 00:15:28,840 And then she's going, "I like his huge face," 256 00:15:28,880 --> 00:15:32,480 and then they do sex, or whatever it is fish do, and then they have babies. 257 00:15:32,520 --> 00:15:34,920 Now, that massive face that a fish can do, 258 00:15:34,960 --> 00:15:37,200 that's basically the same as the handbrake turn. 259 00:15:37,240 --> 00:15:39,440 -(LAUGHTER) -All those birds that dance about. 260 00:15:39,480 --> 00:15:41,720 We've got the handbrake, birds can dance about. 261 00:15:41,760 --> 00:15:45,080 -It's all part of nature's dance of love. -Exactly. 262 00:15:45,120 --> 00:15:49,040 But the problem has been, of course, most modern cars now have electronic handbrakes. 263 00:15:49,080 --> 00:15:51,280 You can't do a handbrake turn with one of those. 264 00:15:51,320 --> 00:15:53,000 That's why Tinder's become so big. 265 00:15:53,040 --> 00:15:55,000 -Yeah, you have to... -(LAUGHTER) 266 00:15:55,040 --> 00:15:57,680 You have to swipe right because you can't slide left any more. 267 00:15:57,720 --> 00:16:00,240 -That's what's going on. -Well, so that's been the problem. 268 00:16:00,280 --> 00:16:03,080 With electronic handbrakes we can't conduct this mating ritual. 269 00:16:03,120 --> 00:16:06,920 Ford have noticed this, given it some thought, and they've come up with this. 270 00:16:06,960 --> 00:16:09,600 It's an after-market part that you fit to your car. 271 00:16:09,640 --> 00:16:11,880 They call it the drift stick. 272 00:16:11,920 --> 00:16:14,400 -Oh, they ought to call it the love handle. -Yeah. 273 00:16:14,440 --> 00:16:16,040 (LAUGHTER) 274 00:16:16,080 --> 00:16:18,040 But the point is, what it does, it overrides the ABS, 275 00:16:18,080 --> 00:16:20,880 and you can actually perform proper handbrake turns in that. 276 00:16:20,920 --> 00:16:22,560 Girls are going to say, if you pull that, 277 00:16:22,600 --> 00:16:24,280 "That was ridiculous and you frightened me." 278 00:16:24,320 --> 00:16:26,360 -What they actually mean is, "I'm hot." -Yeah. 279 00:16:26,400 --> 00:16:28,760 -(LAUGHTER) -Come on. Yeah, admit it. 280 00:16:28,800 --> 00:16:31,280 -You're impressed by a handbrake turn, aren't you? -Just the thought of it. 281 00:16:31,320 --> 00:16:33,320 If you say no, that's just part of it. 282 00:16:33,360 --> 00:16:35,560 I've never been in a car with... 283 00:16:35,600 --> 00:16:37,880 You've never been in a car with someone who's done a handbrake turn? 284 00:16:37,920 --> 00:16:39,760 -Oh, hello! -(LAUGHTER) 285 00:16:39,800 --> 00:16:40,960 JEREMY: Ooh! 286 00:16:42,240 --> 00:16:44,080 Are you together? 287 00:16:44,120 --> 00:16:48,000 RICHARD: What are you doing, man? What's wrong with you? 288 00:16:48,040 --> 00:16:50,720 What is wrong with you? How do you...? 289 00:16:54,720 --> 00:16:57,280 You drove here today, huge fields everywhere. 290 00:16:57,320 --> 00:16:59,240 You didn't think, "I'll give it some of that"? 291 00:16:59,280 --> 00:17:01,000 RICHARD: Get out there and impress her. 292 00:17:01,040 --> 00:17:02,720 On the way out... Just mind the sheep. 293 00:17:04,200 --> 00:17:06,880 Right, listen. Bentley has announced 294 00:17:06,920 --> 00:17:09,640 a new version of their big four-by-four, the Bentayga, OK? 295 00:17:09,680 --> 00:17:11,960 Er... Which they say is for shooting enthusiasts. 296 00:17:12,000 --> 00:17:15,000 We've got a picture here, look. It's got this kind of chest in the back 297 00:17:15,040 --> 00:17:18,240 which has, you know, space for your guns and refreshments, and so on. 298 00:17:18,280 --> 00:17:24,080 However, I know that whoever designed that has never been shooting in their lives. 299 00:17:24,120 --> 00:17:26,360 How do you know? 300 00:17:26,400 --> 00:17:28,880 Well, because if we examine the refreshments that have been photographed here, 301 00:17:28,920 --> 00:17:31,720 you will find that they have fitted it with... 302 00:17:31,760 --> 00:17:34,840 rose lemonade and elderflower juice. 303 00:17:34,880 --> 00:17:37,120 -(LAUGHTER) -Now, I'm sorry to say... 304 00:17:37,160 --> 00:17:40,520 No, I'm sorry to have to say this, but has anyone here been shooting ever? 305 00:17:40,560 --> 00:17:42,240 -(MURMURING) -Yeah, you have? 306 00:17:42,280 --> 00:17:45,760 As you will know, a shooting day is an armed drinks party. 307 00:17:45,800 --> 00:17:48,560 -There's no place for shit like that. -(LAUGHTER) 308 00:17:48,600 --> 00:17:52,280 You turn up with elderflower juice at a shoot and the host will shoot you. 309 00:17:52,320 --> 00:17:54,640 -What? -WOMAN: Middle East market. 310 00:17:54,680 --> 00:17:57,040 -Middle Eastern market? -Oh, she might have a point with that. 311 00:17:57,080 --> 00:17:59,000 Could be. 312 00:17:59,040 --> 00:18:00,720 Don't come here with your bloody sensible, rational views. 313 00:18:00,760 --> 00:18:02,880 (LAUGHTER) 314 00:18:02,920 --> 00:18:05,160 No, actually it's funny you should mention the Middle Eastern market, 315 00:18:05,200 --> 00:18:07,920 because they've also done one for fly-fishing, which happens in the Yemen. 316 00:18:07,960 --> 00:18:09,400 -Yeah. -(LAUGHTER) 317 00:18:09,440 --> 00:18:11,480 -JAMES: It does. -(LAUGHTER CONTINUES) 318 00:18:11,520 --> 00:18:13,360 (APPLAUSE) 319 00:18:13,400 --> 00:18:14,680 JEREMY: And it gets better. 320 00:18:15,840 --> 00:18:17,360 And falconry. 321 00:18:17,400 --> 00:18:19,600 And falconry's really big in the Middle East. 322 00:18:19,640 --> 00:18:21,200 What about dogging? 323 00:18:21,240 --> 00:18:23,480 (LAUGHTER) 324 00:18:23,520 --> 00:18:26,320 -What about dogging? -Well, why don't they do one for dogging? 325 00:18:26,360 --> 00:18:31,040 It's a countryside pursuit, and more people do that than do falconry, don't they? 326 00:18:31,080 --> 00:18:34,080 -Well, yeah, you're prob... probably right. -Yeah. 327 00:18:34,120 --> 00:18:36,080 -From what I've heard. -RICHARD: Well, they should. 328 00:18:36,120 --> 00:18:39,200 -But what would you have in a dogging Bentayga, then? -(LAUGHTER) 329 00:18:39,240 --> 00:18:40,880 Well, you'd open the drawers and there'd be like-- 330 00:18:40,920 --> 00:18:42,800 -MAN: Wet wipes. -Wet wipes! 331 00:18:42,840 --> 00:18:45,200 -(LAUGHTER) -Wet wipes. Good one. 332 00:18:45,240 --> 00:18:47,720 RICHARD: Straight away. JEREMY: Yeah, wet wipes. Good one. 333 00:18:47,760 --> 00:18:49,800 -Condoms. -JEREMY: Yeah. 334 00:18:49,840 --> 00:18:53,080 Condoms. Maybe like a camera and a whip, or something. 335 00:18:53,120 --> 00:18:58,120 No, on the... I reckon, on the basis of Bentley thinking that's a shooting, er, chest, 336 00:18:58,160 --> 00:19:00,640 that a Bentley dogging Bentayga, 337 00:19:00,680 --> 00:19:04,520 they would literally have a blanket, a bowl and a lead. 338 00:19:04,560 --> 00:19:06,560 (LAUGHS) 339 00:19:06,600 --> 00:19:10,520 Now, two US Navy aircrew people have been in trouble, 340 00:19:10,560 --> 00:19:15,440 er... for using the vapour trail from the back of their fighter jet 341 00:19:15,480 --> 00:19:17,480 to paint pictures in the sky. 342 00:19:17,520 --> 00:19:19,160 We've got a shot of their work here. 343 00:19:19,200 --> 00:19:21,120 JEREMY: Erm... RICHARD: Oh, it's... 344 00:19:21,160 --> 00:19:23,320 That's good work. It's very neat. It's neatly done. 345 00:19:23,360 --> 00:19:25,840 JEREMY: It is neatly done. Now... 346 00:19:25,880 --> 00:19:29,960 Vice Admiral Mike Shoemaker - obviously from the US Navy - he's not happy about this. 347 00:19:30,000 --> 00:19:36,080 He says, "Immature acts of a sexual nature have no place in naval aviation." 348 00:19:36,120 --> 00:19:39,600 Well, I'm sorry, but the plane they were flying when they did that 349 00:19:39,640 --> 00:19:42,160 is called the F-18 Growler. 350 00:19:42,200 --> 00:19:43,880 (LAUGHTER) 351 00:19:45,640 --> 00:19:49,680 If the US Navy is going to call its plane a Growler, 352 00:19:49,720 --> 00:19:51,160 they can't really complain 353 00:19:51,200 --> 00:19:52,840 when the pilots go and make 354 00:19:52,880 --> 00:19:55,360 pictures like that in the sky, can they? 355 00:19:55,400 --> 00:19:58,720 No. And to be clear, if you're American and you don't know why we're laughing, 356 00:19:58,760 --> 00:20:02,480 it's the same as, erm, US troops in Iraq laughed 357 00:20:02,520 --> 00:20:05,120 when British soldiers were being transported around 358 00:20:05,160 --> 00:20:07,640 in what we call a Snatch Land Rover. 359 00:20:07,680 --> 00:20:09,480 -(LAUGHTER) -RICHARD: It's the same joke. 360 00:20:09,520 --> 00:20:11,200 "Hey, you're in a Snatch!" 361 00:20:11,240 --> 00:20:13,400 "Yeah, and you're flying around in a Growler, so shut up." 362 00:20:13,440 --> 00:20:17,240 Anyway, if those two US aircrew do get fired and are bored, 363 00:20:17,280 --> 00:20:20,280 you are more than welcome to come on this show anytime. We'd love to see you. 364 00:20:20,320 --> 00:20:23,000 Yes, you are. We like immature acts of a sexual nature. 365 00:20:23,040 --> 00:20:24,560 -We do, yeah. Yeah. -(LAUGHTER) 366 00:20:24,600 --> 00:20:27,640 And that's it for Conversation Street this week. 367 00:20:27,680 --> 00:20:28,720 JAMES: Thank you. 368 00:20:30,400 --> 00:20:31,640 Thank you so much. 369 00:20:33,760 --> 00:20:35,600 Thank you. 370 00:20:35,640 --> 00:20:38,280 Now, there are many unpleasant aspects to modern motoring, 371 00:20:38,320 --> 00:20:42,880 such as Peugeots, speed cameras, drive-by shootings. 372 00:20:42,920 --> 00:20:47,360 But by far the worst of them, we think, is having to stop to fill up with fuel. 373 00:20:47,400 --> 00:20:49,680 No, it is. It is the worst thing. 374 00:20:49,720 --> 00:20:52,440 It's particularly annoying if the person at the pump in front of you fills 375 00:20:52,480 --> 00:20:56,280 and then goes inside to do a weekly shop for a family of seven. 376 00:20:56,320 --> 00:20:58,880 Yes. Now, we did some scientific research on this, 377 00:20:58,920 --> 00:21:01,600 and we discovered that the average motorist 378 00:21:01,640 --> 00:21:05,960 spends 36 days of their life filling up with fuel. 379 00:21:06,000 --> 00:21:07,920 And that got us thinking. 380 00:21:07,960 --> 00:21:11,240 What if you didn't have to stop for petrol at all? 381 00:21:14,160 --> 00:21:19,000 JAMES: In order to crack this problem, we've come here... 382 00:21:19,040 --> 00:21:23,160 ..to the Grand Tour special high-intensity test track. 383 00:21:25,560 --> 00:21:28,800 And it's here that we've come up with our ingenious solution 384 00:21:28,840 --> 00:21:32,760 to ending the misery of fuel stop fill-ups. 385 00:21:32,800 --> 00:21:33,680 Allow me. 386 00:21:37,240 --> 00:21:39,320 Yes, welcome, everybody, 387 00:21:39,360 --> 00:21:43,160 to the world's first vehicle-to-vehicle refuelling vehicle. 388 00:21:46,040 --> 00:21:48,280 To create this incredible machine, 389 00:21:48,320 --> 00:21:54,560 we've taken our inspiration from the world of air-to-air refuelling. 390 00:21:54,600 --> 00:21:59,000 And it will, quite simply, make petrol stations obsolete. 391 00:22:01,200 --> 00:22:04,400 Now, the driver sits up here as normal, 392 00:22:04,440 --> 00:22:07,080 but this is where the fuel pump attendant - 393 00:22:07,120 --> 00:22:09,840 which in this case is me - sits with all the controls, 394 00:22:09,880 --> 00:22:13,200 everything you need, for a spot of car-to-car refuelling. 395 00:22:13,240 --> 00:22:16,000 Absolutely. And we are so pleased with our creation 396 00:22:16,040 --> 00:22:18,960 that we are going to let the machine itself do the talking 397 00:22:19,000 --> 00:22:23,880 with a real-world, world-first, first ever... 398 00:22:23,920 --> 00:22:26,840 -Yeah, we got that. -...inaugural demonstration. 399 00:22:36,920 --> 00:22:39,320 OK, so, here I am on the motorway. 400 00:22:39,360 --> 00:22:41,160 Oh, no. I need petrol. 401 00:22:41,200 --> 00:22:43,600 And I make contact with James's refuelling vehicle, 402 00:22:43,640 --> 00:22:45,600 probably via an app or something. 403 00:22:45,640 --> 00:22:48,120 There's always an app. We'll get a kid to do that. 404 00:22:50,280 --> 00:22:53,000 And there he is now. 405 00:22:53,040 --> 00:22:55,360 Here comes my first customer now, down the motorway. 406 00:22:55,400 --> 00:22:57,440 I'm going to know it's him who needs my services. 407 00:22:57,480 --> 00:22:59,440 There'll be an app or something for that. 408 00:22:59,480 --> 00:23:03,120 I've got a range of fuels: unleaded, super unleaded, diesel. 409 00:23:03,160 --> 00:23:04,280 Here we go. 410 00:23:07,120 --> 00:23:11,480 Bringing down the fuel-o-meter arm. 411 00:23:11,520 --> 00:23:14,160 Now, this tells Richard Hammond how much fuel he's taking on board 412 00:23:14,200 --> 00:23:18,480 and how much it's costing, and just as importantly it gives him a marker 413 00:23:18,520 --> 00:23:22,440 where to pull up in relation to the van. 414 00:23:22,480 --> 00:23:26,640 It's all been carefully calculated using science... and stuff. 415 00:23:28,200 --> 00:23:29,800 JAMES: Pivoting. Pivoting. 416 00:23:33,120 --> 00:23:35,320 Coming in to open filler flap. 417 00:23:35,360 --> 00:23:36,600 (WHIRRING) 418 00:23:42,800 --> 00:23:46,600 Already the heady fumes of success are filling my nostrils. 419 00:23:46,640 --> 00:23:48,960 Think about it. You're on your way to that meeting. 420 00:23:49,000 --> 00:23:53,160 You're not stuck in a petrol station queue - oh, no - because you are a winner. 421 00:23:53,200 --> 00:23:55,120 You are going to make that meeting. 422 00:23:55,160 --> 00:23:57,480 This is the key to your success. 423 00:23:57,520 --> 00:24:00,160 -(GLASS SHATTERS) -What? 424 00:24:00,200 --> 00:24:03,480 JAMES: Sorry! Think of it as a business opportunity. 425 00:24:03,520 --> 00:24:06,240 -Car-to-car window replacement. -Oh, brilliant! 426 00:24:08,760 --> 00:24:11,080 Hold steady. Finger extending again. 427 00:24:11,120 --> 00:24:12,360 (WHIRRING) 428 00:24:18,560 --> 00:24:20,360 I've got it. 429 00:24:20,400 --> 00:24:22,720 Oh! Cocking Nora. 430 00:24:22,760 --> 00:24:25,680 Yeah, we're... nearly there. 431 00:24:25,720 --> 00:24:28,200 RICHARD: Having successfully opened the filler flap, 432 00:24:28,240 --> 00:24:32,600 it was time for phase two: unscrewing the fuel cap. 433 00:24:32,640 --> 00:24:33,880 (WHIRRING) 434 00:24:37,320 --> 00:24:39,120 Passengers would love this. 435 00:24:39,160 --> 00:24:41,240 Think of the kids. I mean, they would love watching this. 436 00:24:42,800 --> 00:24:44,200 JAMES: Fuel cap is removed. 437 00:24:44,240 --> 00:24:47,160 Extending fuel nozzle. 438 00:24:47,200 --> 00:24:48,440 (WHIRRING) 439 00:24:51,720 --> 00:24:53,320 I'll be as steady as I can. 440 00:24:57,120 --> 00:24:58,520 Back a little bit. 441 00:25:00,800 --> 00:25:02,200 Yeah, there it is! 442 00:25:04,760 --> 00:25:06,960 -(METALLIC CLUNK) -We are pumping! 443 00:25:07,000 --> 00:25:11,280 Yeah, we are pumping gas! Oh, yeah! 444 00:25:11,320 --> 00:25:12,360 It works! 445 00:25:14,640 --> 00:25:15,640 Oh, shit! 446 00:25:18,800 --> 00:25:21,200 What's happened? 447 00:25:21,240 --> 00:25:22,680 Hammond, right, you're on fire! 448 00:25:23,840 --> 00:25:25,480 -Bail out! -Oh, no. 449 00:25:29,760 --> 00:25:33,160 James, you bloody idiot! 450 00:25:33,200 --> 00:25:36,920 RICHARD: Clearly, this system had a couple of issues. 451 00:25:36,960 --> 00:25:40,840 So we reconvened a few days later with a new solution. 452 00:25:45,640 --> 00:25:47,520 OK, second time lucky. 453 00:25:47,560 --> 00:25:49,800 We think the problem with the car-to-car refueller 454 00:25:49,840 --> 00:25:53,760 was there was a bit too much tech, too much to go wrong. 455 00:25:53,800 --> 00:25:56,400 So we've scaled back on that front. 456 00:25:56,440 --> 00:25:57,960 And there's James now. 457 00:26:03,600 --> 00:26:05,560 -Red light, on. -(BUZZER) 458 00:26:05,600 --> 00:26:07,080 Activating door release. 459 00:26:07,120 --> 00:26:08,280 (BEEP) 460 00:26:10,560 --> 00:26:14,840 Now, what we're using here is Chinese acrobats from the circus. 461 00:26:14,880 --> 00:26:18,320 Circuses get a lot of downtime, so that's a win-win all around. 462 00:26:18,360 --> 00:26:21,240 They are going to refuel Hammond's car. 463 00:26:21,280 --> 00:26:24,440 -Watch this. Green light. -(BUZZER) 464 00:26:32,040 --> 00:26:33,080 He's on. 465 00:26:36,920 --> 00:26:40,680 I'm not stopped. I just carry on. 466 00:26:40,720 --> 00:26:44,480 Look at that. It's like being refuelled by Spider-Man. 467 00:26:44,520 --> 00:26:48,560 The genius of this is we've made the petrol pump attendant mobile, 468 00:26:48,600 --> 00:26:51,040 rather than the petrol pump itself. 469 00:26:51,080 --> 00:26:54,280 It's much cheaper, it's safer. 470 00:26:54,320 --> 00:26:57,480 Right, that chap's pretty much exhausted his supply. 471 00:26:57,520 --> 00:27:01,720 -Time to send the second man. -(BUZZER) 472 00:27:01,760 --> 00:27:05,760 -OK, Hammond, pull up for acrobat number two, please. -(OVER RADIO) Right-o. 473 00:27:12,880 --> 00:27:13,800 Oh... 474 00:27:19,320 --> 00:27:23,560 RICHARD: Clearly, there were also some flaws in this method. 475 00:27:23,600 --> 00:27:27,120 So we went back to the drawing board, and a few days later... 476 00:27:32,760 --> 00:27:36,680 OK, we have had a total grass-roots rethink. 477 00:27:36,720 --> 00:27:40,520 And, well, fingers crossed for third time lucky. 478 00:27:40,560 --> 00:27:42,160 Check this out, viewers! 479 00:27:48,200 --> 00:27:52,240 What this is is one of those specialist airport vehicles 480 00:27:52,280 --> 00:27:56,280 that normally goes around doing, you know, airporty-type stuff. 481 00:27:56,320 --> 00:28:01,440 But it also, as you can see, makes a perfect platform for a mobile fuel station. 482 00:28:03,600 --> 00:28:06,720 This really is genius. This time. 483 00:28:09,120 --> 00:28:10,360 Here we go. 484 00:28:13,040 --> 00:28:15,120 Oh, yeah. Ramp's going down. 485 00:28:20,240 --> 00:28:23,000 Ready to commence docking. 486 00:28:23,040 --> 00:28:25,600 Right. I've never done this. I don't know if it's going to work. I'm hoping it does. 487 00:28:31,880 --> 00:28:33,720 (CLANGING) 488 00:28:33,760 --> 00:28:36,840 I'm on! I haven't been killed! 489 00:28:36,880 --> 00:28:39,680 There you go. You see, no exploding acrobats, 490 00:28:39,720 --> 00:28:42,680 no cars having to keep perfect station or anything. 491 00:28:42,720 --> 00:28:44,560 Hammond can refuel at leisure. 492 00:28:44,600 --> 00:28:46,360 He can even have a cup of coffee. 493 00:28:49,360 --> 00:28:52,680 So, that's it. My car is refuelled and I haven't stopped my journey. 494 00:28:52,720 --> 00:28:54,680 I'm still on my way. 495 00:28:54,720 --> 00:28:57,000 (OVER LOUDSPEAKER) Thank you for using Fuel Port. 496 00:28:57,040 --> 00:28:59,880 Please continue to enjoy your journey. 497 00:28:59,920 --> 00:29:01,480 (RICHARD SIGHS) 498 00:29:01,520 --> 00:29:04,360 Ready for disembarkation. Now, this is a bit tricky. 499 00:29:09,920 --> 00:29:11,040 This is precision stuff. 500 00:29:13,760 --> 00:29:15,960 Oh, God. 501 00:29:16,000 --> 00:29:19,040 It's a good job Hammond's not the sort of person who has accidents. 502 00:29:19,080 --> 00:29:20,320 OK, here I go. 503 00:29:25,080 --> 00:29:27,400 And we're off! (LAUGHS) 504 00:29:27,440 --> 00:29:28,880 It only works! 505 00:29:28,920 --> 00:29:29,880 Yes! 506 00:29:31,360 --> 00:29:32,640 (LAUGHS) 507 00:29:32,680 --> 00:29:36,440 We did something, and we did it well! 508 00:29:36,480 --> 00:29:39,360 Motorists of the world, you may have your lives back. 509 00:29:43,840 --> 00:29:46,920 (CHEERING) 510 00:29:46,960 --> 00:29:49,240 -Very, very impressed. -(APPLAUSE CONTINUES) 511 00:29:49,280 --> 00:29:51,120 RICHARD: Yep, saved the world. 512 00:29:51,160 --> 00:29:52,360 Oh, yeah. 513 00:29:52,400 --> 00:29:54,280 -Credit where it's due. -It worked. 514 00:29:54,320 --> 00:29:57,720 And I have to say, what staggers me 515 00:29:57,760 --> 00:29:59,880 is that even without me helping - 516 00:29:59,920 --> 00:30:02,080 because I was in hospital at the time - 517 00:30:02,120 --> 00:30:04,840 you managed to get something that worked. 518 00:30:04,880 --> 00:30:07,880 No, it worked because you were in hospital. 519 00:30:07,920 --> 00:30:09,560 -RICHARD: It's connected, yeah. -Whatever. 520 00:30:09,600 --> 00:30:12,360 You've gifted everybody here another 36 days of life, 521 00:30:12,400 --> 00:30:14,800 and not even the Baby Jesus could manage that. 522 00:30:14,840 --> 00:30:16,280 So well done, you. 523 00:30:16,320 --> 00:30:18,680 But we did kill a Chinese man. Sorry. 524 00:30:18,720 --> 00:30:22,440 Yes, and I think we should take a moment now to remember his sacrifice. 525 00:30:26,040 --> 00:30:27,120 (LAUGHTER) 526 00:30:32,840 --> 00:30:35,280 (LAUGHTER) 527 00:30:35,320 --> 00:30:40,200 -Hammond, if you killed a man, you can't be impatient. -I'm sorry! I-I did it. 528 00:30:40,240 --> 00:30:42,800 -We'll gloss over it. -It was a short sacrifice, wasn't it? 529 00:30:42,840 --> 00:30:46,120 Anyway, listen, it's time now for Celebrity Face Off! 530 00:30:55,320 --> 00:30:57,160 (CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) 531 00:30:59,880 --> 00:31:02,640 Once again, we are asking a big question. 532 00:31:03,800 --> 00:31:05,520 And it's this: 533 00:31:05,560 --> 00:31:07,480 who is the fastest person in the world 534 00:31:07,520 --> 00:31:11,640 who earns a living from punching and strangling other men? 535 00:31:11,680 --> 00:31:13,200 -(LAUGHTER) -To help us find out, 536 00:31:13,240 --> 00:31:16,640 please welcome Anthony Joshua and Bill Goldberg! 537 00:31:16,680 --> 00:31:18,520 (CHEERING) 538 00:31:23,480 --> 00:31:24,960 Bloody hell. 539 00:31:25,000 --> 00:31:26,920 They're getting nearer! 540 00:31:26,960 --> 00:31:29,000 -How the hell are you? -I'm well. You? 541 00:31:29,040 --> 00:31:31,120 -Very well. How are you? -How are you, sir? 542 00:31:31,160 --> 00:31:33,520 I'm very well. Do... 543 00:31:33,560 --> 00:31:35,320 It's the land of the giants! 544 00:31:35,360 --> 00:31:37,200 (CHEERING) 545 00:31:40,400 --> 00:31:43,600 -Ah, look at that! -JEREMY: You can feel the oestrogen, can't you? 546 00:31:43,640 --> 00:31:45,800 This... It's like Loose Women . 547 00:31:45,840 --> 00:31:47,800 -(LAUGHTER) -What? 548 00:31:47,840 --> 00:31:50,800 And for the first time in my life I actually feel like a midget. 549 00:31:50,840 --> 00:31:52,760 -(LAUGHTER) -Yeah. 550 00:31:52,800 --> 00:31:55,360 No, I mean, this guy, he's... Well, you're... But he's... 551 00:31:55,400 --> 00:31:57,440 -Massive. He's a unit. -How tall are you? 552 00:31:57,480 --> 00:31:59,560 -"A unit"! Thank you. -He's a unit. 553 00:31:59,600 --> 00:32:01,200 Yeah, he is, but you're, what, six... 554 00:32:01,240 --> 00:32:03,120 Six-six. 555 00:32:03,160 --> 00:32:05,000 Yeah, I think that's just ridiculous, personally. Erm... 556 00:32:05,040 --> 00:32:07,600 See, I've been hit in the head with chairs too many times. 557 00:32:07,640 --> 00:32:09,880 I used to be 6'6". I'm only 6'3" now. 558 00:32:09,920 --> 00:32:13,680 The make-up girl was saying she's never seen a head with more scars on it. 559 00:32:13,720 --> 00:32:16,440 -I'll take that as a compliment. -(LAUGHTER) 560 00:32:16,480 --> 00:32:18,480 I'm slightly out of my comfort zone here, chaps, 561 00:32:18,520 --> 00:32:20,840 because boxing and wrestling are not... 562 00:32:20,880 --> 00:32:22,480 I'm not really an expert in either, 563 00:32:22,520 --> 00:32:25,600 so I hope you can guide me through some of the things. 564 00:32:25,640 --> 00:32:29,560 -Er... You're obviously the boxist. We do know that. -(LAUGHTER) 565 00:32:29,600 --> 00:32:32,560 One thing that really interests me is you get hit, obviously. 566 00:32:32,600 --> 00:32:35,960 -Yeah, yeah. -How much does it hurt? 567 00:32:36,000 --> 00:32:39,280 Do you know what it is, what I've learned? I was thinking about this the other day. 568 00:32:39,320 --> 00:32:42,840 It's like, you know, as an athlete you can look amazing, 569 00:32:42,880 --> 00:32:46,040 be in the best shape, you can be the tallest, the strongest. 570 00:32:46,080 --> 00:32:49,240 But it's when you start getting hit you question, "Do I really want to do this?" 571 00:32:49,280 --> 00:32:51,760 You've fought on with a broken nose, though, haven't you? 572 00:32:51,800 --> 00:32:54,800 Yeah, my last fight. My last fight, strong guy. 573 00:32:54,840 --> 00:32:57,920 Erm... But it wasn't planned. It's never happened before. 574 00:32:57,960 --> 00:32:59,920 -You know? -Well, I do. 575 00:32:59,960 --> 00:33:01,560 -Not what he does! -Yeah. 576 00:33:01,600 --> 00:33:03,920 -"Can you break my nose in the second round?" -(LAUGHTER) 577 00:33:03,960 --> 00:33:07,200 I thought the ref was going to give me five minutes to get myself together, but no. 578 00:33:07,240 --> 00:33:09,560 "You all right?" "Yeah." "Carry on." And that was it. 579 00:33:09,600 --> 00:33:12,520 And if I don't carry on, then I lose my titles and so on. 580 00:33:12,560 --> 00:33:15,280 You went on and won the fight with a broken nose? Yeah. 581 00:33:15,320 --> 00:33:17,880 -Just say yes. -Yes, I won. I battered him. 582 00:33:17,920 --> 00:33:19,560 (LAUGHTER AND CHEERING) 583 00:33:19,600 --> 00:33:21,240 -(BILL ROARS) -(ANTHONY LAUGHS) 584 00:33:23,080 --> 00:33:25,680 JEREMY: Now, Bill... 585 00:33:25,720 --> 00:33:29,120 We had wrestling here - and anyone in the audience who's my age will remember it - 586 00:33:29,160 --> 00:33:32,520 and it was largely a sort of fat woman called Shirley 587 00:33:32,560 --> 00:33:36,720 would sit on another man's face, and the old women would jump up and down and shout. 588 00:33:36,760 --> 00:33:38,880 -Hasn't changed a bit. -(LAUGHTER) 589 00:33:38,920 --> 00:33:40,480 Is it pre-planned? 590 00:33:40,520 --> 00:33:43,400 -It's predetermined. Yes, it is. Yes, it is. -(GASPS) 591 00:33:43,440 --> 00:33:45,640 -Well, I said that on. Hey... -(AUDIENCE BOOING) 592 00:33:45,680 --> 00:33:47,000 Hey, I said that on... 593 00:33:48,480 --> 00:33:51,160 I said that on Leno 20 years ago. 594 00:33:51,200 --> 00:33:53,160 ANTHONY: OK, OK. (LAUGHS) 595 00:33:53,200 --> 00:33:55,800 But, you know, I like to tell people it's predetermined, OK. 596 00:33:55,840 --> 00:33:59,480 You know who's going to win, who's going to lose, how long the match is supposed to be. 597 00:33:59,520 --> 00:34:03,400 But when I wrestled The Giant, the Big Show... 598 00:34:03,440 --> 00:34:06,000 -Wow. -...he weighed 525lb. 599 00:34:06,040 --> 00:34:08,160 And when I picked him upside down, 600 00:34:08,200 --> 00:34:11,120 it didn't mean, since it was predetermined, that he was any lighter. 601 00:34:11,160 --> 00:34:13,240 -(LAUGHTER) -ANTHONY: Yeah, yeah, yeah. 602 00:34:13,280 --> 00:34:15,640 It didn't mean when he picked me up and threw me through the ground 603 00:34:15,680 --> 00:34:18,000 that it was going to be softer. 604 00:34:18,040 --> 00:34:20,920 You know? You know it's going to happen, but it doesn't decrease the pain. 605 00:34:20,960 --> 00:34:23,120 So you can strangle people, can't you? 606 00:34:23,160 --> 00:34:25,720 -You can do anything you like in wrestling. -Yeah, that's the best part. 607 00:34:25,760 --> 00:34:28,440 I can actually do that in public, too, and get away with it. 608 00:34:28,480 --> 00:34:30,560 -Now I'm like... (LAUGHS) -Not with you. You're my... 609 00:34:30,600 --> 00:34:32,680 You can only hit and bite. 610 00:34:32,720 --> 00:34:34,760 No, I can't bite. Because Tyson bit, I can't bite. 611 00:34:34,800 --> 00:34:38,200 Tyson bit. He was a bitey person. The Luis Suárez. 612 00:34:38,240 --> 00:34:40,560 He was an exception - in a league of his own, Mike Tyson. 613 00:34:40,600 --> 00:34:42,880 -BILL: He was an animal. -He was an animal. 614 00:34:42,920 --> 00:34:46,080 Now, one of the things that fascinates me about both your disciplines of fighting 615 00:34:46,120 --> 00:34:49,040 is the amount you eat - the calories you have to bung in every day. 616 00:34:49,080 --> 00:34:50,720 When I got the phone call last year 617 00:34:50,760 --> 00:34:53,480 to go back to wrestling for the first time in 12 years, 618 00:34:53,520 --> 00:34:56,200 I had to cover a lot of ground very quickly. 619 00:34:56,240 --> 00:34:59,360 So I had to eat as much as humanly possible, 620 00:34:59,400 --> 00:35:01,680 um, and I had to train as much as humanly possible. 621 00:35:01,720 --> 00:35:05,000 I'd eat 15,000-20,000 calories a day and I'd train three times a day. 622 00:35:05,040 --> 00:35:07,760 -Fifteen? I mean, that... -Seriously, that's a lot. 623 00:35:07,800 --> 00:35:10,840 -Do you eat that much? -I can't compete with that. That's amazing. 624 00:35:10,880 --> 00:35:13,600 -That's dedication in itself. -We got a request from the girls in the office 625 00:35:13,640 --> 00:35:16,520 for photographs of you without clothes on, basically - there. 626 00:35:16,560 --> 00:35:17,960 (LAUGHTER) 627 00:35:18,000 --> 00:35:20,240 I eat a lot, but I don't look like that. 628 00:35:20,280 --> 00:35:22,800 (LAUGHTER) 629 00:35:22,840 --> 00:35:24,720 I was explaining to the girls in the office, though, 630 00:35:24,760 --> 00:35:27,400 that you've both got penises like button mushrooms, so... 631 00:35:27,440 --> 00:35:28,880 (LAUGHTER) 632 00:35:30,080 --> 00:35:32,120 -How'd he know? -(LAUGHTER) 633 00:35:32,160 --> 00:35:34,120 I just... Really. 634 00:35:34,160 --> 00:35:36,840 Can we talk about cars? This being a car show. 635 00:35:36,880 --> 00:35:38,720 -Yes. -Please. 636 00:35:38,760 --> 00:35:41,720 Now you both started with General Motors. 637 00:35:41,760 --> 00:35:45,080 You - I think we've got a picture of it - with a Pontiac Trans Am. 638 00:35:45,120 --> 00:35:47,760 -ANTHONY: Is that what you started with? -That's what he started with. 639 00:35:47,800 --> 00:35:50,880 And you started with a General Motors car, which was a Vauxhall Astra. 640 00:35:50,920 --> 00:35:52,080 (LAUGHTER) 641 00:35:52,120 --> 00:35:53,720 -Nice! -Do you like it? 642 00:35:53,760 --> 00:35:56,280 It's almost like if somebody said, 643 00:35:56,320 --> 00:35:59,160 "What's the difference, then, between America and Britain? You speak the same language." 644 00:35:59,200 --> 00:36:02,640 -Well, there it is: the Astra and the Trans Am. -ANTHONY: There it is. 645 00:36:02,680 --> 00:36:04,560 Er... And you both modified cars. 646 00:36:04,600 --> 00:36:07,040 -To a certain degree. -To a certain degree. 647 00:36:07,080 --> 00:36:08,880 To an extreme degree. 648 00:36:08,920 --> 00:36:10,960 One of yours, you put an 800-horsepower NASCAR motor in. 649 00:36:11,000 --> 00:36:14,600 Anthony, you modified your Astra because you put a DVD player in it. 650 00:36:14,640 --> 00:36:17,120 (LAUGHTER) 651 00:36:17,160 --> 00:36:19,320 -Which is slightly different. -ANTHONY: Yeah! 652 00:36:19,360 --> 00:36:21,760 -(GROANS) I told you. -And then after that-- 653 00:36:21,800 --> 00:36:25,040 All I can say is if he beats me on the lap I'm killing myself 654 00:36:25,080 --> 00:36:26,400 by jumping through that window. 655 00:36:26,440 --> 00:36:28,360 Yeah. 656 00:36:28,400 --> 00:36:30,760 After that, you really haven't got anything in common with cars at all. 657 00:36:30,800 --> 00:36:32,960 I mean, it's just... It's extraordinary. It really is. 658 00:36:33,000 --> 00:36:34,480 Have either of you ever crashed? 659 00:36:34,520 --> 00:36:36,600 -Have you crashed? -Oh, yes, absolutely. 660 00:36:36,640 --> 00:36:38,360 -A few times? -Maybe, yeah. 661 00:36:38,400 --> 00:36:40,320 What's your best crash? 662 00:36:40,360 --> 00:36:42,760 There is an old story about - since we drove a Jaguar today... 663 00:36:42,800 --> 00:36:45,320 Erm... My brother is a car collector, 664 00:36:45,360 --> 00:36:48,000 and he had a XK-E that I just absolutely loved, 665 00:36:48,040 --> 00:36:50,680 but he wouldn't let me drive the XK-E a lot. 666 00:36:50,720 --> 00:36:54,440 And... back in '85 when Fort Lauderdale, Florida, 667 00:36:54,480 --> 00:36:56,960 was the place to go for spring break, 668 00:36:57,000 --> 00:37:00,720 he leaves one night and says, "Whatever you do, don't take the Jag to Fort Lauderdale." 669 00:37:00,760 --> 00:37:05,120 Well... what do you think I did, ladies and gentlemen? 670 00:37:05,160 --> 00:37:07,160 Fast forward a little bit, we're looking for a parking space, 671 00:37:07,200 --> 00:37:10,600 and the buddy in the backseat proceeds to open the door 672 00:37:10,640 --> 00:37:12,920 to jump out and find a parking space, 673 00:37:12,960 --> 00:37:15,280 and simultaneously a motorcyclist came by 674 00:37:15,320 --> 00:37:18,440 and flipped over the door and bent it backwards, and so... 675 00:37:18,480 --> 00:37:20,240 That serves them right for being on a motorcycle. 676 00:37:20,280 --> 00:37:21,560 (LAUGHTER) 677 00:37:21,600 --> 00:37:23,440 So, have you ever crashed one? 678 00:37:23,480 --> 00:37:26,200 It's not as crazy as that. Just me and my cousin. 679 00:37:26,240 --> 00:37:29,040 You know, I went and got my little DVD player from Wembley Market, 680 00:37:29,080 --> 00:37:30,800 if anyone knows there, you know? 681 00:37:30,840 --> 00:37:34,080 A little £50 DVD player, but it was... it was life to me. 682 00:37:34,120 --> 00:37:35,760 So we bought the CDs that you just... 683 00:37:35,800 --> 00:37:38,720 You can watch your little hip-hop music videos and stuff. 684 00:37:38,760 --> 00:37:40,920 So, we're cruising. 685 00:37:40,960 --> 00:37:44,320 And, mysteriously, someone placed a car in front of me at a traffic light. 686 00:37:44,360 --> 00:37:46,840 -So er... -(LAUGHTER) 687 00:37:46,880 --> 00:37:48,200 How did that happen? 688 00:37:48,240 --> 00:37:50,240 I've looked down for a split second. 689 00:37:50,280 --> 00:37:52,480 -Yeah. -(LAUGHTER) 690 00:37:52,520 --> 00:37:54,640 Bang! Straight into the back. 691 00:37:54,680 --> 00:37:57,800 Yeah, but the DVD player on the insurance form wasn't on, was it? 692 00:37:57,840 --> 00:38:00,000 -It wasn't on. That was fine. -No, it definitely wasn't on. 693 00:38:00,040 --> 00:38:02,320 But we lived to tell the story. 694 00:38:02,360 --> 00:38:05,120 Now, I'm afraid, we're going to park you, Anthony, just for a second, 695 00:38:05,160 --> 00:38:08,960 because your collection of cars now, Bill, is simply unbelievable. 696 00:38:09,000 --> 00:38:11,680 -I mean, I've got the list. -Let me see. 697 00:38:11,720 --> 00:38:14,760 We're not talking about... You know, we're not talking about Mini Metros here. 698 00:38:14,800 --> 00:38:16,360 (LAUGHTER) 699 00:38:16,400 --> 00:38:18,120 I mean, we start back in '46 with a Willys Jeep, 700 00:38:18,160 --> 00:38:19,600 the Chevy Biscayne, the Ford Thunderbird, 701 00:38:19,640 --> 00:38:23,000 Dodge 330, the Cobra Replica, 702 00:38:23,040 --> 00:38:25,920 Mercury truck, Plymouth GTX, Plymouth GTX Convertible, 703 00:38:25,960 --> 00:38:28,600 Dodge Hemi Charger, Chevy Blazer, GTO, 704 00:38:28,640 --> 00:38:30,880 Pontiac Trans Am Pro Touring racing car, 705 00:38:30,920 --> 00:38:32,840 Dodge Ram, Cadillac Escalade, 706 00:38:32,880 --> 00:38:36,080 F250, Dodge Challenger Hellcat, Charger Hellcat. 707 00:38:36,120 --> 00:38:38,960 Why haven't you got any European cars, which are vastly superior? 708 00:38:39,000 --> 00:38:42,160 -I do. There's a Porsche 911 Turbo. -Yes, there is, you're right. 709 00:38:42,200 --> 00:38:44,320 '92 Turbo. I've had a couple of Ferraris. 710 00:38:44,360 --> 00:38:48,440 So you've got a Volkswagen Beetle and no other European cars? 711 00:38:48,480 --> 00:38:51,480 Bill, I think you're just being racist, frankly, with your choice of cars here, 712 00:38:51,520 --> 00:38:53,720 because this is just so American. 713 00:38:53,760 --> 00:38:55,680 Right, we're going to talk about your laps. 714 00:38:55,720 --> 00:38:58,840 -How was it out there? -It's not easy. It was fun, though. 715 00:38:58,880 --> 00:39:03,440 You say it's not easy. Would anyone like to see a clip of Anthony finding it not easy? 716 00:39:03,480 --> 00:39:05,080 AUDIENCE: Yes. 717 00:39:05,120 --> 00:39:07,760 OK, this is the last corner. It's a 90-right, OK? 718 00:39:07,800 --> 00:39:10,440 -And here comes Anthony... -Oh, great. -...not making it look easy. 719 00:39:12,840 --> 00:39:14,480 (TYRES SQUEAL) 720 00:39:15,720 --> 00:39:17,360 (ANTHONY LAUGHS) 721 00:39:17,400 --> 00:39:19,440 JEREMY: That is a wide line through there, Anthony. 722 00:39:19,480 --> 00:39:23,240 So you saw what I did and tried to copy me, right? Ah! 723 00:39:23,280 --> 00:39:25,960 -(ANTHONY LAUGHS) -Well, it's funny you should say that. 724 00:39:28,200 --> 00:39:31,040 Because you know they say everything is bigger and more impressive 725 00:39:31,080 --> 00:39:32,920 when it's American than if it's British? 726 00:39:32,960 --> 00:39:34,480 -Would you like-- -Play the clip! 727 00:39:34,520 --> 00:39:37,520 -JEREMY: Exactly. -(LAUGHTER) 728 00:39:37,560 --> 00:39:40,320 JEREMY: That is some serious speed. (LAUGHS) 729 00:39:40,360 --> 00:39:42,480 Oh, no! 730 00:39:42,520 --> 00:39:44,360 -Yes! -(CHEERING) 731 00:39:47,640 --> 00:39:51,000 JEREMY: That is, erm... 732 00:39:51,040 --> 00:39:53,560 -If you're going to screw up, screw up big time. -(LAUGHTER) 733 00:39:53,600 --> 00:39:55,520 It's interesting that both of you went off on that. 734 00:39:55,560 --> 00:39:57,680 Nobody's had trouble with that corner before. 735 00:39:57,720 --> 00:39:59,080 -Nobody's had trouble? I don't believe you. -No. Then both of you. 736 00:39:59,120 --> 00:40:01,120 It's that, "I'm going to..." 737 00:40:01,160 --> 00:40:04,320 Yeah, it was the last corner to make up time for all our screw-ups. 738 00:40:04,360 --> 00:40:07,760 I'm trying to work out whose lap we're going to see first. Let's start off with... 739 00:40:07,800 --> 00:40:10,880 -Let's see Bill's. Let's have a look at Bill's lap. -BILL: Eurgh! 740 00:40:10,920 --> 00:40:13,600 Anthony Joshua, you're next, mother-(BLEEP). 741 00:40:13,640 --> 00:40:15,960 (LAUGHTER) 742 00:40:16,000 --> 00:40:18,760 (YELLS) 743 00:40:18,800 --> 00:40:22,840 JEREMY: And there he goes! He is underway. 744 00:40:22,880 --> 00:40:25,040 Looking good. Oh, cutting the corner nicely. 745 00:40:25,080 --> 00:40:27,640 Now, you should slow through here a little bit. 746 00:40:27,680 --> 00:40:30,640 BILL: First time I've ever been on the right-hand side. JEREMY: The correct side. 747 00:40:30,680 --> 00:40:34,160 And now, as we go onto the gravel, starts to get very loose here. 748 00:40:34,200 --> 00:40:37,720 BILL: First time I've ever been on the gravel, also. JEREMY: Yeah. Yeah. 749 00:40:37,760 --> 00:40:39,920 That's actually very tightly done. 750 00:40:39,960 --> 00:40:42,680 I drive like a (BLEEP) old lady around here. 751 00:40:42,720 --> 00:40:44,840 (LAUGHTER) 752 00:40:44,880 --> 00:40:46,800 JEREMY: Oh, actually, that is not particularly quick through there. 753 00:40:46,840 --> 00:40:49,520 I was told you were very fast on the Tarmac, 754 00:40:49,560 --> 00:40:51,600 but not brilliantly quick on the gravel. 755 00:40:51,640 --> 00:40:54,520 -Well, I could have told you that! -(LAUGHTER) 756 00:40:54,560 --> 00:40:58,200 JEREMY: Now it gets really slippery when you rejoin the Tarmac. 757 00:40:58,240 --> 00:41:00,520 That is an amazing line through there. 758 00:41:00,560 --> 00:41:02,960 -It's actually probably quite sensible. -BILL: Amazingly good or bad? 759 00:41:03,000 --> 00:41:05,600 JEREMY: No, that's a good idea, because you get more speed into that corner. 760 00:41:05,640 --> 00:41:07,320 Now we're on the straight. 761 00:41:07,360 --> 00:41:10,600 Let's see if I've got some balls and stay in this. 762 00:41:10,640 --> 00:41:12,760 JEREMY: Oh, that's quick. Are we quick... 763 00:41:12,800 --> 00:41:15,000 That does look flat through there. 764 00:41:15,040 --> 00:41:18,360 And now coming up to the tricky last corner. Well, tricky for you two. 765 00:41:18,400 --> 00:41:22,160 And... Yeah, there he is. And across the line, everybody! 766 00:41:22,200 --> 00:41:24,240 -They were nice moves. -(CHEERING) 767 00:41:24,280 --> 00:41:25,640 Nice moves. 768 00:41:29,080 --> 00:41:32,160 -Who'd like to see Anthony's lap? -(CHEERING) 769 00:41:32,200 --> 00:41:33,560 Let's have a look. 770 00:41:37,240 --> 00:41:39,400 BILL: Was there any ice out there? JEREMY: Like that sound. 771 00:41:39,440 --> 00:41:41,920 Come on! Give me some power. 772 00:41:41,960 --> 00:41:44,920 JEREMY: They've all been dry pretty much so far. You see, that's-- 773 00:41:44,960 --> 00:41:47,920 ANTHONY: It looks nice and smooth round there. JEREMY: With you driving. 774 00:41:47,960 --> 00:41:50,120 ANTHONY: (LAUGHS) You're going fast round there. 775 00:41:50,160 --> 00:41:53,320 JEREMY: Right, now, we're about to head onto the gravel. 776 00:41:53,360 --> 00:41:55,760 Now, you see, you pick up speed here all of a sudden, 777 00:41:55,800 --> 00:41:57,840 for no reason that anyone can understand. 778 00:41:57,880 --> 00:41:59,080 Exuberant through there. 779 00:41:59,120 --> 00:42:02,080 Oh! No, don't do this! Yes! 780 00:42:02,120 --> 00:42:04,640 (LAUGHTER) 781 00:42:04,680 --> 00:42:06,800 JEREMY: You look like you're enjoying yourself. BILL: That's what matters! 782 00:42:06,840 --> 00:42:09,320 JEREMY: Yeah, and he's enjoying himself through there as well. 783 00:42:09,360 --> 00:42:11,800 Kicking the tail out to go into Difficult Bit Two. 784 00:42:11,840 --> 00:42:14,400 And again! God, this is impressive stuff. 785 00:42:14,440 --> 00:42:17,200 Car's looking very tidy, got to be honest. 786 00:42:17,240 --> 00:42:18,680 And now... 787 00:42:18,720 --> 00:42:20,280 Yep. 788 00:42:20,320 --> 00:42:22,720 Tighter line. No, a tighter line through there. 789 00:42:22,760 --> 00:42:25,000 Now on the left, and then we're back on the straight. 790 00:42:25,040 --> 00:42:27,640 And it's supposed to be flat all the way to the last corner. 791 00:42:27,680 --> 00:42:31,320 Now let's go! 792 00:42:31,360 --> 00:42:33,800 JEREMY: Looking quick. Looking very... Oh, my God! 793 00:42:33,840 --> 00:42:36,600 That was leaning on it. That was leaning on it there. 794 00:42:36,640 --> 00:42:39,480 And now we're coming up to the last corner. 795 00:42:39,520 --> 00:42:43,280 Yes. And there we are, everyone. He's made it, too. 796 00:42:43,320 --> 00:42:44,760 (CHEERING) 797 00:42:49,080 --> 00:42:50,560 That's brilliant. 798 00:42:50,600 --> 00:42:52,160 Right, I have the times. 799 00:42:52,200 --> 00:42:54,560 (BILL CHUCKLES) 800 00:42:54,600 --> 00:42:56,400 -Act like you don't care. -(LAUGHTER) 801 00:42:56,440 --> 00:42:58,760 -I'm in anticipation. -Bill Goldberg... 802 00:43:00,480 --> 00:43:01,600 One... 803 00:43:02,760 --> 00:43:03,640 ..twenty... 804 00:43:05,040 --> 00:43:06,840 ..point-four. 805 00:43:06,880 --> 00:43:09,520 So that's... Yeah. No, that's worthy of a round of applause. 806 00:43:09,560 --> 00:43:11,760 -It's not the fastest we've ever seen. -ANTHONY: One minute, 20.4? 807 00:43:11,800 --> 00:43:13,040 One minute, 20.4. 808 00:43:14,960 --> 00:43:17,080 Good. Good time. That's a good time. 809 00:43:17,120 --> 00:43:19,480 Good thing about you two is you're not competitive. 810 00:43:19,520 --> 00:43:21,280 (LAUGHTER) 811 00:43:21,320 --> 00:43:23,720 Anthony Joshua: One... 812 00:43:25,200 --> 00:43:27,480 ..eighteen-point-seven. 813 00:43:27,520 --> 00:43:29,520 (CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) 814 00:43:29,560 --> 00:43:30,880 BILL: Good time, yeah! 815 00:43:33,000 --> 00:43:34,840 Congratulations. Congratulations. 816 00:43:34,880 --> 00:43:40,160 Ladies and gentlemen, Bill Goldberg and - I better read this out - 817 00:43:40,200 --> 00:43:42,520 the world's fastest person who makes a living 818 00:43:42,560 --> 00:43:45,600 by punching or strangling other men, Anthony Joshua! 819 00:43:45,640 --> 00:43:47,360 (CHEERING) 820 00:43:47,400 --> 00:43:49,040 BILL: Way to go, man! ANTHONY: Thank you. 821 00:43:49,080 --> 00:43:52,000 Way to go. 822 00:43:52,040 --> 00:43:56,160 Right, now, over the years there have been many titanic battles 823 00:43:56,200 --> 00:43:58,600 in the world of motorsport - many great duels. 824 00:43:58,640 --> 00:44:01,400 You've had Hunt versus Lauda, 825 00:44:01,440 --> 00:44:03,080 you've had Prost versus Senna, 826 00:44:03,120 --> 00:44:06,640 you've had the Ford GT40 versus the Ferraris at Le Mans. 827 00:44:06,680 --> 00:44:10,400 But my favourite battle of them all is this one. 828 00:44:19,120 --> 00:44:20,560 (WHIRRING) 829 00:44:21,800 --> 00:44:24,760 JEREMY: Back in 1977... 830 00:44:24,800 --> 00:44:28,880 Audi was developing this four-wheel-drive vehicle for the German military, 831 00:44:28,920 --> 00:44:30,920 when they had a bit of a thought. 832 00:44:32,640 --> 00:44:35,200 They wondered if its four-wheel-drive system 833 00:44:35,240 --> 00:44:38,840 could be made to work in an ordinary family car. 834 00:44:42,200 --> 00:44:47,440 And so, under the cover of darkness at a quarry in a remote corner of Germany, 835 00:44:47,480 --> 00:44:51,640 they began secret tests. 836 00:44:51,680 --> 00:44:55,240 And straight away it was obvious that with all four wheels being driven, 837 00:44:55,280 --> 00:45:00,480 the family car had an enormous amount of grip. 838 00:45:00,520 --> 00:45:06,000 This meant it could go around corners on loose surfaces like that much faster. 839 00:45:07,160 --> 00:45:09,200 And that, they reckoned, 840 00:45:09,240 --> 00:45:10,600 would make it good at rallying. 841 00:45:15,880 --> 00:45:17,920 But there was a problem. 842 00:45:17,960 --> 00:45:22,520 What I've got here is the 1979 Motor Racing Rule Book. 843 00:45:22,560 --> 00:45:25,360 It's the most boring book in the world, but whatever. 844 00:45:25,400 --> 00:45:27,160 Here on page eight million, 845 00:45:27,200 --> 00:45:30,080 article two says that in rallying 846 00:45:30,120 --> 00:45:34,120 "Four-wheel-drive cars... will not be admitted." 847 00:45:36,400 --> 00:45:38,680 Audi, however, had thought about that, 848 00:45:38,720 --> 00:45:42,880 and dispatched a man to Paris to a meeting of the sport's governing body 849 00:45:42,920 --> 00:45:45,680 to try and get the rule changed. 850 00:45:47,400 --> 00:45:48,920 He was very clever, 851 00:45:48,960 --> 00:45:50,520 because he waited for the meeting to be finished - 852 00:45:50,560 --> 00:45:52,680 everyone pulling on their hats and coats - 853 00:45:52,720 --> 00:45:55,720 and then he went, "Oh, God. Sorry, one more thing. Erm... 854 00:45:55,760 --> 00:45:59,280 This rule about, erm, four-wheel-drive being banned in rallying, 855 00:45:59,320 --> 00:46:01,960 is it OK if we, er... we get rid of that?" 856 00:46:02,000 --> 00:46:04,080 And everyone said, "Well, obviously he wants to enter 857 00:46:04,120 --> 00:46:06,360 his silly little army lorry in something or other," 858 00:46:06,400 --> 00:46:10,440 so they all went, "Yes, yes. Whatever," and went home. 859 00:46:10,480 --> 00:46:14,280 Three years later, this is what happened. 860 00:46:16,200 --> 00:46:18,800 (MAN YELLS) 861 00:46:18,840 --> 00:46:21,400 COMMENTATOR: The four-wheel-drive Quattro is all-conquering, 862 00:46:21,440 --> 00:46:24,720 and the Audi has been proved master of all conditions. 863 00:46:24,760 --> 00:46:26,480 Superior power and traction 864 00:46:26,520 --> 00:46:29,800 with the turbo-charged, four-wheel-drive Audi is too much. 865 00:46:29,840 --> 00:46:31,640 Bjorn Waldegard has wasted no time 866 00:46:31,680 --> 00:46:34,760 in proving the dominance of the four-wheel-drive Quattro. 867 00:46:34,800 --> 00:46:37,000 Hannu Mikkola has scored a tremendous victory. 868 00:46:37,040 --> 00:46:39,160 (APPLAUSE) 869 00:46:39,200 --> 00:46:44,000 COMMENTATOR: The Quattros hold all the aces: first, second and third. 870 00:46:44,040 --> 00:46:48,880 Audi won the World Championship in 1982 with this very car, actually. 871 00:46:48,920 --> 00:46:51,040 And from that moment on, 872 00:46:51,080 --> 00:46:55,160 everyone knew that to win in rallying you had to have four-wheel-drive. 873 00:46:55,200 --> 00:46:58,480 Well, when I say everyone... 874 00:47:08,360 --> 00:47:11,320 This was Lancia's answer to the Quattro: 875 00:47:11,360 --> 00:47:14,360 the two-wheel-drive 037. 876 00:47:21,200 --> 00:47:24,600 I've got a bit of a soft spot for all old Lancias, 877 00:47:24,640 --> 00:47:27,960 but in this... it's not soft. 878 00:47:29,200 --> 00:47:30,840 (REVVING) 879 00:47:43,000 --> 00:47:46,520 This is everything I was expecting it to be. 880 00:47:46,560 --> 00:47:50,040 -(BANG) -Pops, bangs, lumpy petrol. 881 00:47:50,080 --> 00:47:54,920 A dashboard dominated by this enormous and very well used ashtray. 882 00:47:56,600 --> 00:47:58,440 Completely Italian. (LAUGHS) 883 00:48:01,360 --> 00:48:06,520 Honestly, it is dainty as a dandelion seed caught in a summer breeze... 884 00:48:06,560 --> 00:48:08,320 (TYRES SCREECH) 885 00:48:08,360 --> 00:48:12,160 ..and as agile as a water boatman. I mean, that was... 886 00:48:12,200 --> 00:48:15,920 (LAUGHS) That was just glorious through there. 887 00:48:15,960 --> 00:48:17,120 Glorious! 888 00:48:20,640 --> 00:48:24,560 It feels highly strung. Feels like a thoroughbred. 889 00:48:25,880 --> 00:48:27,840 It's fast as well. 890 00:48:27,880 --> 00:48:29,360 (TYRES SCREECH) 891 00:48:29,400 --> 00:48:32,120 Oh, wow! What a thing this is. 892 00:48:34,640 --> 00:48:37,240 On a dry track, then, or in a beauty contest, 893 00:48:37,280 --> 00:48:41,840 the 037 would thrash the Quattro any day of the week. 894 00:48:41,880 --> 00:48:44,320 But in the rough-and-tumble, 895 00:48:44,360 --> 00:48:50,280 crash-bang-wallop world of rallying, not a chance. 896 00:48:50,320 --> 00:48:55,280 What's more, Audi was backed by the industrial might of Volkswagen. 897 00:48:55,320 --> 00:48:57,800 It was efficient and organised. 898 00:48:57,840 --> 00:49:01,320 This was the team boss, Roland Gumpert. 899 00:49:01,360 --> 00:49:06,000 Look at him! A hands-on, bearded German doctor of engineering. 900 00:49:08,960 --> 00:49:12,440 Lancia's team boss, meanwhile, well, he was a bit different. 901 00:49:15,360 --> 00:49:17,640 His name was Cesare Fiorio, 902 00:49:17,680 --> 00:49:20,800 and he liked girls and power-boat racing. 903 00:49:20,840 --> 00:49:24,360 Also, he was running a team staffed by Italians, 904 00:49:24,400 --> 00:49:26,080 on a shoestring. 905 00:49:26,120 --> 00:49:29,800 And then there were the drivers. 906 00:49:29,840 --> 00:49:34,520 Audi had Hannu Mikkola, and Stig Blomqvist, and Michèle Mouton... 907 00:49:34,560 --> 00:49:36,520 (SPEAKS IN FRENCH) 908 00:49:36,560 --> 00:49:39,640 ..who had won 21 rallies between them. 909 00:49:39,680 --> 00:49:42,720 Quattro was the car on everybody's lips, 910 00:49:42,760 --> 00:49:45,240 you know, in rally business. 911 00:49:45,280 --> 00:49:47,840 And, of course, we were developing the car all the time. 912 00:49:47,880 --> 00:49:50,200 It was getting better and better. 913 00:49:50,240 --> 00:49:53,240 We were well funded, you know? 914 00:49:53,280 --> 00:49:55,640 And er, that time it was a big team. 915 00:49:58,080 --> 00:50:01,280 JEREMY: Lancia, meanwhile, had Markku Alén and Walter Rohrl, 916 00:50:01,320 --> 00:50:05,440 who was brilliant, but said he didn't want to compete in every event, 917 00:50:05,480 --> 00:50:08,920 and didn't want to be world champion. 918 00:50:08,960 --> 00:50:15,800 I told them, "Listen, I want to win Monte Carlo." 919 00:50:15,840 --> 00:50:18,600 I like Corsica, I like Acropolis, 920 00:50:18,640 --> 00:50:23,240 I like New Zealand, I like er, San Remo. 921 00:50:23,280 --> 00:50:28,440 I only do these five or six beautiful rallies, and nothing more. 922 00:50:28,480 --> 00:50:32,680 I am not interested to win any more the World Championship title. 923 00:50:32,720 --> 00:50:35,880 I want to be a normal man, not something special. 924 00:50:35,920 --> 00:50:40,280 And if we are always in the newspaper and everywhere, 925 00:50:40,320 --> 00:50:42,600 of course you're never... you're never alone, 926 00:50:42,640 --> 00:50:46,120 because people standing in front of your house, and... and I don't like. 927 00:50:48,080 --> 00:50:52,160 So, Audi had four-wheel-drive, a proven car, 928 00:50:52,200 --> 00:50:55,840 a team staffed by Germans, a hands-on boss, 929 00:50:55,880 --> 00:51:01,280 and a squad of world-class drivers who were motivated and on it. 930 00:51:01,320 --> 00:51:05,080 Lancia, meanwhile, had a budget of £3.75, 931 00:51:05,120 --> 00:51:08,440 two-wheel-drive, a power-boating playboy at their helm, 932 00:51:08,480 --> 00:51:12,840 and a part-time driver who didn't want to be world champion. 933 00:51:15,840 --> 00:51:17,200 However, Lancia did have 934 00:51:17,240 --> 00:51:19,640 one ace up its sleeve. 935 00:51:19,680 --> 00:51:21,760 They'd been in rallying for ages. 936 00:51:21,800 --> 00:51:24,040 They'd won the championship four times, 937 00:51:24,080 --> 00:51:25,720 with cars like the Fulvia 938 00:51:25,760 --> 00:51:27,960 and then the Stratos. 939 00:51:28,000 --> 00:51:29,840 So although their power-boating team boss 940 00:51:29,880 --> 00:51:31,720 looked like a playboy, 941 00:51:31,760 --> 00:51:35,360 he knew all the tricks. 942 00:51:35,400 --> 00:51:39,440 For example, the rules said that before you could enter a car in a rally, 943 00:51:39,480 --> 00:51:42,400 you had to build at least 400 examples 944 00:51:42,440 --> 00:51:45,440 which could be sold as road cars to customers. 945 00:51:48,560 --> 00:51:52,480 Now, obviously, when officials from the sport's governing body turn up 946 00:51:52,520 --> 00:51:58,200 to check you've done that, they are going to notice if you've only made 200. 947 00:52:01,640 --> 00:52:03,560 So you say, "Yes, mm. 948 00:52:03,600 --> 00:52:06,800 But, you see, this car park was full, 949 00:52:06,840 --> 00:52:11,800 so the other 200 are in a car park on the other side of town." 950 00:52:11,840 --> 00:52:14,480 And then you say, "Let's go and count those now, 951 00:52:14,520 --> 00:52:20,760 and on the way, why don't we stop off for a spot of lunch?" 952 00:52:20,800 --> 00:52:25,040 You then make sure the lunch goes on for a very long time. 953 00:52:25,080 --> 00:52:27,760 You have a starter, a main course... 954 00:52:27,800 --> 00:52:30,520 So I turned it into candles for three days, got it into port. 955 00:52:30,560 --> 00:52:32,600 ..pudding, cheese... 956 00:52:32,640 --> 00:52:35,440 Well, when I say "reverse," careered backwards. 957 00:52:35,480 --> 00:52:37,720 ..mints, more cheese... 958 00:52:37,760 --> 00:52:41,040 Shame to waste the bottle. 959 00:52:41,080 --> 00:52:43,800 And then, afterwards, you take them to another car park 960 00:52:43,840 --> 00:52:48,320 which contains, miraculously, the other 200 cars. 961 00:52:50,480 --> 00:52:54,160 Then you had the cars themselves. 962 00:52:54,200 --> 00:52:57,960 The rules say they must be fitted with roll cages. 963 00:52:58,000 --> 00:53:00,920 But roll cages are heavy, they'll slow you down. 964 00:53:00,960 --> 00:53:04,160 So why not use something like this instead? It looks like a roll cage. 965 00:53:04,200 --> 00:53:08,080 It would pass a visual inspection every day of the week. 966 00:53:08,120 --> 00:53:12,000 But, actually, it's made... from cardboard. Look. 967 00:53:16,440 --> 00:53:20,000 I'm not saying Lancia actually did that. 968 00:53:20,040 --> 00:53:22,760 But if you examine these crashed 037s, 969 00:53:22,800 --> 00:53:26,280 you can see they weren't exactly... strong. 970 00:53:29,320 --> 00:53:33,840 My family and my friends around me said, "Listen. 971 00:53:33,880 --> 00:53:37,280 Why are you signed for Lancia? This car is so dangerous. 972 00:53:37,320 --> 00:53:41,360 If you see these thin tubes and these plastic things, 973 00:53:41,400 --> 00:53:46,120 if you... if you went off, then it's maybe the last accident you have." 974 00:53:46,160 --> 00:53:51,160 And I answer, "Listen, I am not planning to have an accident." 975 00:53:51,200 --> 00:53:55,160 JEREMY: However, despite Lancia's experience and Cesare's cunning, 976 00:53:55,200 --> 00:54:00,560 no-one expected them to do well in the first round of the 1983 Championship, 977 00:54:00,600 --> 00:54:04,640 which was held in the freezing mountains above Monte Carlo. 978 00:54:07,480 --> 00:54:12,640 We were very much afraid about this rally, because you can find a lot of snow, 979 00:54:12,680 --> 00:54:15,640 ice, er, slippery conditions, 980 00:54:15,680 --> 00:54:20,880 where, of course, a mid-engine car with rear-wheel traction 981 00:54:20,920 --> 00:54:24,040 is not the... the best idea. 982 00:54:24,080 --> 00:54:28,160 JEREMY: So, whilst Audi prepared for the event by fettling its cars, 983 00:54:28,200 --> 00:54:31,520 Lancia got ready by going to the supermarket. 984 00:54:33,720 --> 00:54:37,000 Here they bought all the salt they could lay their hands on. 985 00:54:39,800 --> 00:54:42,480 They then sprinkled this on the difficult corners 986 00:54:42,520 --> 00:54:46,480 so that by the time their car came along the ice was gone. 987 00:54:49,800 --> 00:54:52,080 And they weren't finished there. 988 00:54:52,120 --> 00:54:58,000 We have been also pushing local authorities, taking care of the French roads. 989 00:54:58,040 --> 00:55:00,480 Say, "Oh, there's a lot of ice on that road. 990 00:55:00,520 --> 00:55:04,240 It's very dangerous for spectators and for the drivers with all this ice." 991 00:55:04,280 --> 00:55:05,680 "Oh, oh, oh, yes." 992 00:55:05,720 --> 00:55:08,000 (LAUGHS) And so they went and they... 993 00:55:08,040 --> 00:55:12,080 and they cleaned up the... the roads, and that was fantastic. 994 00:55:12,120 --> 00:55:13,960 (LAUGHS) 995 00:55:14,000 --> 00:55:18,360 JEREMY: They also had another trick up their sleeve. 996 00:55:18,400 --> 00:55:22,960 After the icy stages were over, the Lancia stopped in the middle of the stage, 997 00:55:23,000 --> 00:55:25,760 so the winter tyres could be changed. 998 00:55:27,880 --> 00:55:30,520 Now, there was nothing in the rules that said you could do this. 999 00:55:30,560 --> 00:55:34,160 But critically... there was nothing that said you couldn't. 1000 00:55:34,200 --> 00:55:36,480 (TOOLS WHIRRING) 1001 00:55:36,520 --> 00:55:39,080 If you want to compete in motorsport, you must know the rules you have to face. 1002 00:55:40,240 --> 00:55:43,000 The grey zones of the rules. 1003 00:55:43,040 --> 00:55:49,600 And it's always a big fight, but er... you must try to be a bit clever. 1004 00:55:49,640 --> 00:55:51,400 JEREMY: The result in Monte Carlo, then, 1005 00:55:51,440 --> 00:55:55,440 was the exact opposite of what everyone had been expecting. 1006 00:55:55,480 --> 00:55:59,520 COMMENTATOR: Four-wheel-drive and 340 turbo-charged horsepower 1007 00:55:59,560 --> 00:56:00,880 are just not enough. 1008 00:56:00,920 --> 00:56:03,840 It's Audi sadness, Lancia joy. 1009 00:56:03,880 --> 00:56:08,200 JEREMY: The two-wheel-drive Lancias, on a rally famed for its slippery conditions, 1010 00:56:08,240 --> 00:56:10,720 finished first and second. 1011 00:56:14,800 --> 00:56:18,760 For the next event of the year, in Sweden, 1012 00:56:18,800 --> 00:56:22,840 there wasn't enough salt in the world 1013 00:56:22,880 --> 00:56:25,040 to get rid of all the snow and ice. 1014 00:56:25,080 --> 00:56:27,840 So Lancia solved the problem... 1015 00:56:29,520 --> 00:56:31,160 ..by simply not turning up at all. 1016 00:56:35,160 --> 00:56:38,760 Audi therefore scored a one-two here. 1017 00:56:38,800 --> 00:56:43,720 And three weeks later they did the same thing again in Portugal. 1018 00:56:45,360 --> 00:56:47,840 And after more successes in East Africa, 1019 00:56:47,880 --> 00:56:50,480 it looked like Audi were running away with it. 1020 00:56:52,560 --> 00:56:55,320 But then the whole circus moved to Corsica, 1021 00:56:55,360 --> 00:57:00,120 where almost all of the stages are held on dry, smooth Tarmac. 1022 00:57:00,160 --> 00:57:03,320 Everyone expected the nimble two-wheel-drive Lancias 1023 00:57:03,360 --> 00:57:06,280 to pick up a load of points here. 1024 00:57:06,320 --> 00:57:10,640 But nobody could have predicted how many they were going to pick up. 1025 00:57:13,560 --> 00:57:17,280 Usually, Lancia turned up at an event with two or three cars, 1026 00:57:17,320 --> 00:57:20,280 but here they arrived with four. 1027 00:57:20,320 --> 00:57:23,320 Which meant that if they ran faultlessly, which they did, 1028 00:57:23,360 --> 00:57:26,680 the best Audi could hope for was fifth. 1029 00:57:26,720 --> 00:57:29,240 And thanks to mechanical failures... 1030 00:57:29,280 --> 00:57:30,520 they didn't even get that. 1031 00:57:35,840 --> 00:57:39,040 With our speed, it's just like holiday. 1032 00:57:39,080 --> 00:57:42,600 So, Lancia, with its salt and its tyre-changing antics, 1033 00:57:42,640 --> 00:57:46,520 and its... flexible approach to how many cars were in the team, 1034 00:57:46,560 --> 00:57:49,520 was back on top of the leader board. 1035 00:57:49,560 --> 00:57:52,480 But then the whole circus moved to the roughest 1036 00:57:52,520 --> 00:57:55,480 and toughest event on the European calendar. 1037 00:57:57,280 --> 00:58:00,400 Greece. 1038 00:58:00,440 --> 00:58:04,800 Here, everyone knew the rough roads would cause mechanical issues. 1039 00:58:04,840 --> 00:58:07,840 There would be breakdowns, and there were. 1040 00:58:07,880 --> 00:58:10,440 But amazingly, they were all Audis. 1041 00:58:14,320 --> 00:58:16,640 COMMENTATOR: For Lancia, it's an impressive victory. 1042 00:58:16,680 --> 00:58:18,760 Rohrl has again driven superbly. 1043 00:58:20,640 --> 00:58:23,680 And I won Acropolis in a... in a Lancia. 1044 00:58:23,720 --> 00:58:27,160 Er... It was a result I never expected, 1045 00:58:27,200 --> 00:58:29,760 that we even can come to the finish, 1046 00:58:29,800 --> 00:58:32,760 because I was thinking, "Maybe the Lancia is too light 1047 00:58:32,800 --> 00:58:35,440 to stay in one piece for... for Greece." 1048 00:58:37,280 --> 00:58:39,440 JEREMY: The year wore on with both teams 1049 00:58:39,480 --> 00:58:42,360 always in contention for the championship. 1050 00:58:45,040 --> 00:58:49,880 But then it was time for everyone to head for the bumpy hell of Finland, 1051 00:58:49,920 --> 00:58:51,800 and Lancia had a problem: 1052 00:58:51,840 --> 00:58:54,160 Walter Rohrl refused to go. 1053 00:58:55,840 --> 00:58:57,920 I didn't like to go to Finland, 1054 00:58:57,960 --> 00:59:01,840 because I... I don't like jumps. 1055 00:59:01,880 --> 00:59:06,760 Because, you know, if I want to fly, I would be a pilot. 1056 00:59:06,800 --> 00:59:09,120 But not sitting in a car. That's no way. 1057 00:59:20,720 --> 00:59:24,480 JEREMY: Because of his no-show, Audi won, easily. 1058 00:59:29,600 --> 00:59:33,720 However, with only three rounds left, it was mathematically possible 1059 00:59:33,760 --> 00:59:37,080 for Lancia to win the World Championship in San Remo. 1060 00:59:39,760 --> 00:59:42,080 And that's something they really wanted to do, 1061 00:59:42,120 --> 00:59:45,280 because San Remo... well, that's Italy. 1062 00:59:45,320 --> 00:59:48,960 They'd be winning it in front of their home crowd. 1063 00:59:49,000 --> 00:59:53,280 To do that, they'd have to deal with the main feature of the San Remo Rally. 1064 00:59:54,520 --> 00:59:56,920 Dust. 1065 00:59:56,960 --> 01:00:00,120 It's thrown up by a car, and a minute later when the next one comes along, 1066 01:00:00,160 --> 01:00:01,840 it's still there. 1067 01:00:01,880 --> 01:00:06,560 Which makes seeing where you're going a bit tricky. 1068 01:00:06,600 --> 01:00:08,600 To try and make everything better, 1069 01:00:08,640 --> 01:00:11,760 they fitted a team van with brushes and sent it up the course. 1070 01:00:13,440 --> 01:00:15,280 But this didn't really work, 1071 01:00:15,320 --> 01:00:18,880 so the drivers came up with a cunning alternative. 1072 01:00:20,800 --> 01:00:22,480 (REVVING) 1073 01:00:22,520 --> 01:00:25,600 On one stage, a minute after the German car had set off 1074 01:00:25,640 --> 01:00:28,400 and the Lancia was supposed to go... 1075 01:00:28,440 --> 01:00:29,880 it didn't move. 1076 01:00:32,480 --> 01:00:35,720 So the starter went over to see what was wrong. 1077 01:00:35,760 --> 01:00:37,520 I'm really sorry. My belt, it's... 1078 01:00:37,560 --> 01:00:39,760 I don't know how it's happened. It's come undone. 1079 01:00:39,800 --> 01:00:43,240 I know I should... I should have done this before we came to the start line. 1080 01:00:43,280 --> 01:00:46,280 It's my bad, really. Oh, now they've all come undone! 1081 01:00:46,320 --> 01:00:48,880 I feel like such an idiot. I just need to... 1082 01:00:48,920 --> 01:00:53,520 By the time the problem had been solved, the dust, luckily, had all gone. 1083 01:00:53,560 --> 01:00:54,920 Right, we're good to go now. 1084 01:00:56,280 --> 01:01:00,640 Oh, no! The door! Oh, there it is. 1085 01:01:00,680 --> 01:01:04,480 Annoyingly, the officials quickly put a stop to this Boss Hoggery. 1086 01:01:06,200 --> 01:01:09,760 So if Lancia was going to win here on gravel, 1087 01:01:09,800 --> 01:01:14,000 it would all be down to the skill of the driver. 1088 01:01:14,040 --> 01:01:19,120 And, boy, did Walter Rohrl rise to the occasion. 1089 01:01:19,160 --> 01:01:22,880 Looking back in my career, it was maybe my best rally in my life I have done. 1090 01:01:22,920 --> 01:01:26,320 It was just like... like a dream. 1091 01:01:26,360 --> 01:01:29,320 I mean, I was just thinking, 1092 01:01:29,360 --> 01:01:31,720 "I want to... to cut this corner. 1093 01:01:31,760 --> 01:01:35,120 Don't lose 10cm of road." 1094 01:01:35,160 --> 01:01:38,240 The car was going exactly on this point, 1095 01:01:38,280 --> 01:01:40,200 and it was flowing. 1096 01:01:40,240 --> 01:01:41,680 It was just... 1097 01:01:43,840 --> 01:01:46,000 "Nobody can beat me." 1098 01:01:46,040 --> 01:01:50,880 And then there was the magnificent 037 itself. 1099 01:01:50,920 --> 01:01:54,320 ROHRL: Driving a Lancia, it's a perfect thing, 1100 01:01:54,360 --> 01:01:58,120 because it... it doing exactly what you want. 1101 01:01:58,160 --> 01:02:01,280 It's like my... like my... my shoe. 1102 01:02:01,320 --> 01:02:04,680 It fits so perfectly. 1103 01:02:04,720 --> 01:02:08,320 If I just think it should do this one, it has done it. 1104 01:02:08,360 --> 01:02:09,600 (CHUCKLES) 1105 01:02:11,520 --> 01:02:14,760 JEREMY: With man and machine in such perfect harmony, 1106 01:02:14,800 --> 01:02:18,920 Rohrl won a staggering 33 of the 58 stages. 1107 01:02:18,960 --> 01:02:22,480 The team scored a one-two-three, and as a result, 1108 01:02:22,520 --> 01:02:24,240 they won the World Championship. 1109 01:02:26,560 --> 01:02:31,040 David had beaten the four-wheel-drive Goliath. 1110 01:02:31,080 --> 01:02:34,920 And no two-wheel-drive car... would ever do that again. 1111 01:02:54,200 --> 01:02:55,960 (CHEERING DROWNS OUT SPEECH) 1112 01:02:56,000 --> 01:02:58,480 Yeah, I do, definitely. I want one. 1113 01:02:58,520 --> 01:03:00,440 Great story. A really good story. 1114 01:03:00,480 --> 01:03:02,880 Yeah, it is. What? 1115 01:03:02,920 --> 01:03:05,840 I'm just wondering, though. Did... 1116 01:03:05,880 --> 01:03:09,520 Did a Lancia driver win the Drivers' World Championship that year? 1117 01:03:09,560 --> 01:03:12,200 -No, because Walter Rohrl didn't want to. -No, the other bloke. 1118 01:03:12,240 --> 01:03:15,360 Markku Alén? Mathematically, he could have won the Drivers' Championship. 1119 01:03:15,400 --> 01:03:19,960 But after they won the Constructors' Championship in San Remo there, 1120 01:03:20,000 --> 01:03:22,800 Lancia then, they didn't bother going to the last two events. 1121 01:03:22,840 --> 01:03:25,040 They just didn't go, so he couldn't win. 1122 01:03:25,080 --> 01:03:27,960 That must be pretty frustrating if you're a professional racing driver. 1123 01:03:28,000 --> 01:03:30,480 It would be the same as Mercedes' Formula 1 Team 1124 01:03:30,520 --> 01:03:32,960 winning the Constructors' Championship last year in Texas, 1125 01:03:33,000 --> 01:03:35,040 then saying, "We're not going to go to the last three races. 1126 01:03:35,080 --> 01:03:37,360 Got Lewis Hamilton going, "But I can't..." 1127 01:03:37,400 --> 01:03:39,040 "I'm sorry, we've won, and that's all we're bothered about." 1128 01:03:39,080 --> 01:03:41,240 -But I tell you what makes me sad... -JEREMY: Mm. 1129 01:03:41,280 --> 01:03:44,160 ..is the way that Lancia has pretty much vanished these days. 1130 01:03:44,200 --> 01:03:47,560 Oh, I know. Audi is now enormous, and Lancia's shrivelled up 1131 01:03:47,600 --> 01:03:51,200 to the point where it only makes one pretty terrible car, if we're honest, 1132 01:03:51,240 --> 01:03:53,240 and it only sells it in Italy. 1133 01:03:53,280 --> 01:03:55,560 It is, it's heartbreaking. And on that terrible disappointment - 1134 01:03:55,600 --> 01:03:58,400 and for once it really is a terrible disappointment - it's time to end. 1135 01:03:58,440 --> 01:04:00,320 Thank you so much for watching. Goodbye. 1136 01:04:00,360 --> 01:04:02,200 (CHEERING)